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ANNOUNCER YUMI ICHINOSE AND SEX THERAPIST A

They really got you, huh?

I'm sorry.

You're free to date whoever you want, so you don't need to apologize.

But a sex therapist?

Mr. Kujo.

It's not like she had an affair.

As for the Announcer Department,

we think Ichinose should continue working.

-Right. -Yes.

I understand that,

but given our core audience, I wonder how they'll react.

You've built your image around looking pure and innocent.

I've never pushed that image myself though.

The viewers define a female announcer's image.

Right?

But if we suddenly pull her off the air,

it'll only make things seem worse.

All right.

Let's stick to the schedule tomorrow.

Thank you.

Let's keep up the good work.

-Yes, sir. -Yes, sir.

Yumi, don't give the reporters anything else to write about.

I won't.

Isn't tomorrow Friday?

Marujima's on commentary.

That guy lives for gossip.

Last time, before a commercial break,

he blurted out, "The daytime host's affair is about to be exposed, isn't it?"

Didn't he also expose someone's hair transplant?

It was a mess after that.

If it's going to be a problem, maybe I should…

No. I'll have a word with him.

You just act like you always do.

Okay.

I'm counting on you.

Thank you.

I'm really sorry for dragging you into this.

I let my guard down.

It's okay.

Are you all right?

It's not a huge article, so I don't think it'll have much impact.

But

they told me not to see you for a while, so we don't get photographed again.

The producer said viewers define a female announcer's image.

That kind of bothered me.

He said I'm free to date whoever I want.

But he thinks that scandals don't suit me.

Isn't that just the public image people have created of me

without caring what I want?

Yeah. That's true.

But don't let it bother you too much.

Thanks.

CTN CENTRAL TELEVISION

-Good morning. -Good morning.

Did you see that article on Yumi?

I did! I even bought the magazine.

You bought it?

So, what's a sex therapist anyway?

What do they do?

Maybe they comfort people through sex?

Wait. Does that mean she's been to places like that?

Sounds like it.

What? Seriously?

Good work, everyone.

Good work.

Miku.

I'm sorry about the article.

You know about it, right?

I'm really sorry for causing trouble

for the show too.

Are you going around apologizing to everyone like that?

Huh?

It doesn't matter to me who you're dating.

But Mr. Kazuma seemed pretty shocked for some reason.

What inspired you to open a shop in a traditional house?

That looked tasty.

I've always loved old things.

I want to cherish them

and keep them alive today.

What is your favorite spot in this restaurant?

I'd have to say this staircase.

You can really feel the house's history in these steep steps.

That's wonderful.

Back to the studio in five.

Three, two…

Even while we were filming, customers kept coming in.

It was clear how much the locals love this restaurant.

I lived nearby before I got married.

Oh, you did?

Have you been there?

No, I haven't.

But the food looked tasty.

The food was excellent.

In particular,

the chili shrimp was so plump and juicy.

Wow, lucky you. You're making me drool.

Mr. Marujima's behaving himself.

Yeah. I gave him a stern warning.

Now, to wrap things up, here's "Ichinose's Best Shot of the Day."

-How lovely. -That's a nice photo.

Yes. Everyone at the restaurant was so warm and welcoming.

And that's it for "Exploring Your--

Speaking of photos…

That photo of you kissing in the rain

looked like a scene from a movie.

Was that your boyfriend?

Come on, Mr. Marujima.

We'll discuss it backstage.

No. Let's hear it from her now.

I believe that's what the viewers want.

Well… I'm not sure about that.

I…

I, Yumi Ichinose,

am dating the man in that photo.

Oh! She said it.

Whoa! Wait!

What the heck is she saying?!

Hey!

However, we've only just begun our relationship.

So I'd appreciate it

if you'd watch over us from a respectful distance.

S&X

Doctor!

Please!

Doctor!

Oh! He's here!

Really? Where? Hold on!

Where did you meet Ms. Ichinose?

How do you feel about her comment yesterday?

I want sex therapy too!

Wait, um…

Just one comment, please!

Okay, okay!

Excuse me! Coming through!

No interviews!

Please let the doctor pass.

Excuse us!

If you'd like therapy, please make an appointment.

Our office hours are posted here. Thank you. Excuse us.

Please excuse us.

Doctor!

This is insane. It's like a zombie movie.

I never thought it'd blow up like this.

Hey.

Where did you meet that announcer?

Huh? We went to middle school together.

Hello. Shimotori Clinic.

Why didn't you tell me?

Sorry. No interviews.

You'd tell people if you knew a celebrity.

-I'm a big fan. -Hello. Shimotori Clinic.

Introduce me.

An appointment?

Introduce me to her as someone you look up to.

Yes. That's fine.

Looks like there are some weird YouTubers too.

We're bothering the neighbors.

We might have to close for a while.

What are you talking about? This is our big break.

Yes. You're booked for 3:00 p.m.

Ugh. I don't want us to get busy.

We'll see you then, Mr. Tanaka.

A patient ID card…

We're booked for 4:00 p.m.

-Mr. Kimizu. You're a YouTuber? -Yes.

When did your symptoms begin?

What brings you here today?

How can I date a female announcer too?

Huh?

I wanna make women come like crazy, like in erotic manga.

What?

You know, make them convulse and stuff. I wanna learn those tricks.

I can't stop getting erections.

What should I do?

Don't worry.

Addressing concerns like those is what sex therapy is for.

No. I thought it'd be more like…

"I'm going to kiss you now. We'll start with a kiss."

"How about your ear?" And then you lick it.

Does sex therapy mean

I get to have sex with you, Doctor?

Huh?

SPOT WEEKLY

I go to sleep.

And I'm like, calmed down. My penis too.

Then I hear, "Ah, ah!"

From next door, I hear, "Ah, ah!"

Like, "Aah!"

And then my penis goes up, up, up!

I get harder and harder!

Like, throb, throb!

I hear the noise by my bedside.

Throb, throb!

Japanese men have lost their virility,

and the nation is declining with it!

A strong cock

makes for a strong nation!

Don't you agree, Doctor?

Right.

Doctor, may I call in the next client?

Go ahead.

Please come in.

Okay.

Please have a seat.

If it's okay,

could I speak with you in private?

So, regarding your concern--

Oh, we can set that aside.

Let's see…

The photo I took

came out nicely, huh?

Thanks to Ms. Ichinose, the article's gotten a huge response.

A refreshing public announcement.

So, I'd love to hear your side too.

I don't appreciate this approach.

You wouldn't agree to an interview if I asked directly, right?

If the questionnaire contains falsehoods,

I can't conduct a proper patient intake.

Everything I wrote is true.

My policy is to never write lies.

Oh?

You wouldn't turn away a client just because you dislike them, right?

Okay, Doctor.

How about a game?

If you answer one of my questions,

I'll answer one of yours.

That way, you can conduct your intake or whatever, right?

I don't see any reason for me to play along with this.

There is a benefit. Have you seen this before?

I will open your genital chakra now.

There's a rumor that this guy gathers troubled women

and keep them around him.

People are saying online that Ichinose might be one of your women.

I'm nothing like this man.

Of course you're not.

All the more reason to tell people in your own words.

If you stay silent, I'll have no choice but to write

from my own perspective.

Okay. I'll go first.

Where did you first meet Ms. Ichinose?

She's an old acquaintance of mine.

Since your school days?

By the rules, it's my turn now, right?

On your questionnaire, you wrote that sex doesn't enrich your life.

Could you elaborate on that?

Sex is only fun when you're young.

My wife and I, we're a middle-aged couple.

Neither of us feels like having sex anymore.

Yesterday, she said on air that you'd just started dating. Is that true?

Or have you been together longer?

No.

We officially started dating last weekend.

Last weekend?

So then,

you weren't dating yet when I took that photo of you in the rain.

I see.

That means she took you home before you two officially got together.

How did your relationship begin?

You said neither of you feels like having sex anymore,

but do you know if your partner Wakako feels the same way?

I've never asked her directly.

One day, she suddenly said she couldn't.

We've gone two years without sex.

Did you ever ask her why?

How could I ask that?

Maybe a doctor dating a young TV announcer wouldn't get it,

but when your wife rejects you, it's like you've failed as a man.

In that case,

let's have a session with you and Wakako next time.

If I can hear both sides--

Do you always act like you're listening to people's worries

just to pry into their sex lives?

You must feel so superior.

We all carry worries we can't share with other people.

That's why I want to help.

Mr. Kitano.

Don't worry.

Everyone has concerns when it comes to sex.

That's what a hypocrite would say.

RECEIPT

I'll be back.

Can I make an appointment?

The doctor asked that your wife come with you next time.

All right.

Give us a call once you know your availability.

Thanks.

I see.

He'll probably twist the truth again in his next article.

Sorry.

I was too careless.

You don't need to apologize.

Still, I can't believe he'd go so far.

Posing as a client just to get an interview?

It's all my fault.

Because of me,

your reputation is going to…

That's just like you.

You're always thinking about others before yourself.

You think so?

I do.

Besides, the response hasn't been bad, so I think it'll be okay.

I spent all day egosurfing.

"Handling tough questions with a smile,

Ichinose shows what she's really made of."

"Praise for Ichinose."

"An unwavering woman's dating announcement."

"Experts say Ichinose didn't simply announce her relationship."

"She demonstrated her way of life."

Funny, isn't it?

Even at work, people weren't as upset as I expected.

So even if another article comes out,

I don't think it'll hurt me.

I see.

You're really strong.

I had to grow a thick skin.

Oh, here's another article.

"Japanese companies should learn from Ichinose."

"Problem-solving lessons from her candid announcement."

That's amazing.

"Learning from Ichinose"…

I'm home.

You're here.

I'm exhausted.

Hey.

Look.

What's this?

Huh?

What is this?

Sorry, but we don't teach that kind of thing here.

There's gotta be something!

IS THE NURSE SKILLED TOO?

Like some sex therapy secret technique,

or a cheat code, you know?

I wanna make women come like crazy, like in erotic manga.

Weren't you working at Tenkeikan University?

I mean, this is…

You said you transferred to dermatology.

So you lied.

What even is a sex therapist?

Gross.

Is that how you saw sex with me too?

Like, "Oh, this is how she reacts in a situation like this."

No, um…

Sex therapy isn't about that.

Stop. I don't want to hear it.

What are you doing?

What do you think?

Sorry. I need some time to think.

What?

I can't talk to you right now.

Wait.

-I said I don't want to talk. -Hold on.

KAZUYA SAIKAWA

Hello?

What the hell are you doing?

What do you mean?

There's a rumor going around here

that you're working at some shady clinic.

Give me a break.

I'm not going to complain about you being a nurse

like Mom and Dad do.

But…

at least work somewhere respectable.

Don't bring shame to Saikawa General Hospital.

SHIMOTORI CLINIC

Okay. You're booked for 4:00 p.m.

We'll see you then.

Excuse me, Doctor. Saikawa isn't here yet.

Should we open anyway?

Oh, yeah. That's fine.

Could you put the sign out?

Sure.

Come on, Saikawa. This is our big break.

Hello. Shimotori Clinic.

Yes. 2:00 p.m. works.

Morning.

Yes. May I have your name?

Mr. Suzuki. Got it.

-Yes. -Is something wrong?

Your reservation is confirmed. Thank you.

I'd like to quit.

What?

I'm sorry.

I'm quitting.

Did something happen?

I've found something else I want to do.

Thank you for everything.

I've helped dozens of women overcome penetration issues,

quite literally opening doors for them.

That's why I'd love to face off against Dr. Shimotori.

Which of us can bring women more pleasure?

Let's settle it!

Let's settle it!

So you're declaring war on him?

My therapy is dynamic, while his is static.

I see. Wow.

Thank you very much.

Why would they interview someone like him?

The media's too manipulative.

Anyone can call themselves a sex therapist after all.

That's what makes it complicated.

Certified professionals like you who provide medical care and counseling

are lumped together with people like him.

I wish there were a legal qualification for it.

But you know,

the fact that people turn to him shows how desperate they are

and how they can't open up to anyone about their problems.

Even knowing it's sketchy, they still go, grasping at straws.

Hey.

Are you really okay being misunderstood like this?

People think you and that guy are the same.

That's frustrating.

Right?

Maybe there were people around Saikawa

who felt that way too.

Then do something.

Actually, this is your chance.

Now that sex therapists are in the spotlight,

show people what sex therapy is really about.

You want me to?

Who else?

This affects me too, you know.

Listen.

At this rate,

people who are really struggling won't be able to turn to anyone.

They'll keep on suffering.

Are you okay with that?

Dr. Shimotori.

SHIMOTORI CLINIC

PATIENT QUESTIONNAIRE WAKAKO KITANO

I'm Shimotori, a sex therapist.

Nice to meet you.

Today's session is scheduled as couples counseling.

Is that okay with you?

It's just a formality.

Yes. My husband explained a little.

Just like last time, we'll answer your questions,

and you'll answer ours, correct?

Yes.

Then let's begin.

I understand you've been in a sexless marriage for two years.

How do you feel about that, Wakako?

H-How?

Don't worry.

Everyone has concerns when it comes to sex.

But at my age,

talking about something like that…

Age doesn't matter.

As our lives change, along with our bodies and emotions,

it's natural to feel unsure at first.

However, our relationship with sexuality changes throughout our lives.

I…

don't think I can have sex with my husband anymore.

So I told him, if he wanted sex, he should do it with someone else.

Why would you say that?

I…

Um, Doctor…

Could we talk in private?

With my husband here,

I don't think I can speak openly.

Would that be okay?

I'll answer all of your questions afterward, Mr. Kitano.

I'm sorry.

Can you continue?

Yes, please.

All right. Why do you feel you can't have sex anymore?

It hurts.

It started about two and a half years ago.

It's become harder for me to get wet.

I feel dry inside,

and penetration itself hurts.

Even if I force myself through it,

it starts hurting the next day.

It's become

physically and emotionally draining.

And you couldn't bring yourself to tell him. Is that right?

Yes.

Hey, you got anything?

On the guy Ichinose's dating.

Yeah, him. Shimotori.

Anything will do.

I'll pay for any info.

To begin with,

sex isn't something you're obligated to have.

The term "sexless" might pressure you to feel

like you should be sexually active at any age.

But that's not true.

What matters is

what you want to do.

Yes.

I'm only reluctant because it hurts.

But if I could,

I'd like to make love to him again.

I know that sounds silly at my age.

You want to have sex but you can't.

Then let's work together

to find a solution.

Yes.

Shimotori?

Why are you here?

Oops! Silly me!

Wait. Were we scheduled to meet at this time?

What? Hold on.

I double-booked!

Gosh! What was I thinking?

Why don't you sit down for now?

Okay.

Oh. Thanks.

So, you've been coming here too?

Yeah.

Everyone has something they're struggling with.

Now then, what should we do?

I double-booked you two,

and I can't exactly see just one of you.

Sorry.

Is it okay if I cancel both appointments for today?

Then I'll go have a smoke outside.

Oh. I've still got an hour before my next appointment,

so feel free to stay here.

It's probably hard for you two to meet in public right now anyway.

Well then. Take your time.

Enjoy.

She did that

on purpose, didn't she?

Probably.

So?

I opened a door for them.

Whether they move forward or stay put

is up to them now.

You said before

that you couldn't have sex yet.

Is that why you came here?

Yeah.

Isn't it about time you told him

why you've been cold to him

and the reasons behind it?

What…

are you thinking right now?

That your hand

feels warm.

I hope you get better.

I hope that someday

we can truly connect with each other…

when we make love.

Thank you.

KAWAWA SHRINE

Natsume, Saikawa…

You can head home now.

Have a good evening.

Got a minute?

We're closed for--

Could you

take a look at this?

I went there myself.

You know this place too, don't you, Doctor?

Subtitle translation by: Yuki Asami