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[theme music]
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- Hey, dude.
- Codeman, what's that?
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Oh, it's called
"Eye of the Tiger" cologne.
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Lady at the store
says it drives women wild.Heh.
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You're gonna try it on Dana,
right?
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Tcha. You got it. Heh.
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[sniffing]
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What is that smell?
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It reminds me of something.
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Something earthy.
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Something almost animalistic.
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Oh, this stuff is righteous,
man.
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[chuckles]
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Looks like the chase is over.
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Whoo!
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I would blame it on the dog
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but we don't have one.
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Goes another
$3.50 down the drain.
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[theme song]
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[clanking]
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[all screaming]
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♪ The dream wide broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future? ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Woah-oh woah-oh ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say My Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ 'Cause you're
puttin' it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ We got the woman and man ♪
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♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ We got the kids in a clan ♪
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♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ It will be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ But you know what they say ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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Brendan, what are you doing?
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Looking for the prize.
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Alright, a whistle!
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Hey, hey, wait a minute, wait.
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Aren't you going to eat
your cereal?
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Nobody eats Snookie Pops.
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They taste like dirt.
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[whistle blares]
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And now, continuing
the Lambert sports dynasty
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Port Washington High School's
newest track star
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J.T. Lambert. Ha-ha!
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Hey!
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[whooping]
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What's the event?
The hop, skip and fetch?
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J.T.'s running the 100 meters
in the track meet today.
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And he's gonna knock 'em dead
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just like his old man
did in 1960..
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Heh. A few years ago.
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Yeah, I think I got
a shot at breaking
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the junior varsity record,
and if I do
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I'll be the coolest guy
in the school.
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You might even get your picture
in "The Wild Catter."
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The school newspaper?
J.T., that's great.
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I am so sick of jocks
getting all the attention.
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Everyone treats athletes
like superheroes.
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I've gotten straight A's
for three years
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and I'm on the staff
of "The Wild Catter."
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No one ever puts my picture
in the paper.
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That's 'cause they don't wanna
scare people. Oh!
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Mom, don't you think
high school sports
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attract the dregs of the school?
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I mean, you have
your dimwitted athletes
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your airhead cheerleaders.
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Whoo! Well, she's right
about cheerleaders, huh.
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I mean, they're cute, but..
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Whoo, what bubble heads.
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I mean, duh,
they're really stupid.
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- I knew a girl--
- Frank.
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I was a cheerleader.
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Well, you didn't let me finish.
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I was talking about
today's cheerleaders.
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In our day, there were brains
in those bubble heads.
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Cute brains.
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We used to say, "Whoa, look at
the brains on that cheerleader."
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And look at the time.
Come on, everybody!
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Gotta get you to school.
Let's go, go.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- Bye.
- Buh-bye.
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- Here you go, honey.
- Thank you.
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- Bye-bye. Have a good day.
- Bye.
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Mark, where's Mark?
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No time for breakfast.
I overslept.
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Wait, wait, Mark! Mark.
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You never oversleep.
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Well, I..
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I felt I was becoming
too predictable.
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Mark.
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Mark, what's this?
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Oh, ooh, that's my homework.
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Mark, how come somebody else's
name is on it?
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Uh, good question.
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I'll have to look into that
as soon as I get to school.
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Mark, who is Max O'Connor?
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[sighs]
Alright, I'll tell you.
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Max is a new kid at school.
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Well, honey, why are you doing
somebody else's homework?
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Well, Max gave me two choices.
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Do the homework every day,
or get my face bashed in.
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I chose number one.
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Frank, this is terrible.
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This Max person is a bully.
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I'm gonna call
Mark's teacher right now.
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No, mom, you can't do that.
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Mark, it's okay,
I'll handle it.
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You go and wait in the truck,
okay?
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Carol, you can't call
Mark's teacher.
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He'll look like a sissy
in front of his whole class.
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Well, at least, he'll be a sissy
with all his own teeth.
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[sighs]
Come on.
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Now, let me help Mark
deal with Max, okay.
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I mean, believe me,
it's a guy kind of thing.
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You know,
it's all part of being a man.
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It's like the law
of the forest.
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You know, when a big ol' elk
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turns around, and..
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...picks on a little wimpy elk.
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Mark is not an elk.
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No, but he's a wimp.
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Well, I-I didn't mean
a "Wimp" wimp, honey.
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I, I mean,
for a kid who grew up
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in a house full of girls
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next to a beauty shop
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he's a raging macho dude.
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[instrumental music]
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Guess what happened
at school today?
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You took off your shoes
and learned to count
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from 11 to 20?
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Even you can't bug me today.
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I just won the 100 meter dash
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and the school newspaper
is doing a story on me.
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Ha-ha-ha! I'm writing it.
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You're writing my story?
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You hate my guts.
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J.T., I would never let
my personal feelings
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interfere
with my journalistic ethics.
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Don't worry,
I'll be honest
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unbiased and fair.
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I don't like
the sound of that.
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J.T., relax.
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What's the worst
that could happen?
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I find out
you did something stupid
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print it, and make you
the laughing stock
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of the entire school.
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Boy, I love journalism.
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[instrumental music]
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Here's what you're going
to do.
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When this bully comes at ya
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just point at the floor
and say
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"Hey, a dollar."
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He'll look down,
and you deck him.
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Well, that's not fair.
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And getting beat up
every day is fair?
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Well, it's steady.
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Okay, just try it on Brendan.
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You want me to hit Brendan?
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Well, what if I hurt him?
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Like I'm worried.
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Hey, a dollar!
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- Hey, $5!
- Wow!
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[groans]
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He's hopeless.
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[Mark panting]
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What is going on here?
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- He hit my..
- What?
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I'm teaching Mark
how to fight.
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Oh, no, you are not.
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Now, you and Max
are gonna have to learn
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how to talk out your problems.
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Fighting is not the answer, even
your dad will tell you that.
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[humming]
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Took a while to find them
but I finally dug out
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my old high school
boxing gloves.
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Here, here you go, slugger.
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I do not want you teaching
Mark how to fight, Frank.
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I'm not. I'm teaching him
how to defend himself, here.
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Come on.
Try these on, slugger.
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Frank, I don't like this.
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Oh, come on, Carol,
I'm just gonna teach him
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a few moves,
that's all, alright?
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Now, feet apart, knees bent.
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Yeah.
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Frank, these are heavy.
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- What's in these?
- Just your hands.
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Now, come on, come here.
Hit me now.
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Now, I want you to hit me
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just as hard as you can, okay?
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- Okay.
- Alright.
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[grunts]
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How'd I do?
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Well, I don't think that lamp's
gonna bother you anymore.
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, hi, Dana.
What are you working on?
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An article
for my school newspaper.
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"The Wild Catter."
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Oh, I haven't seen this
since I was in high school.
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Yeah, they use machines
to print them now.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, I can't believe
the pictures of these
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sweaty, young men
in their tight fitting
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sweaty little gym shorts.
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Ooh, just look at
all that...sweat.
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You're working up
a good lather yourself.
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- Please.
- Come on, Penny.
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I'll hose you down
in the shampoo bowl.
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[chuckles]
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Hey, Dana,
how's my article goin'?
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It's going great.
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Your life's a cesspool.
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For instance,
your algebra test..
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I believe you got an eight.
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[scoffs]
Never happened.
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Everyone has a bad day.
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And the week before that,
you got a six?
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See, my grades are improving.
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How about the little incident
at school last Friday?
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Gotcha! I ditched school
last Friday.
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Thank you.
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Frank, I just went to
Mark's school to pick him up
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and he wasn't there,
I'm worried.
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I mean,
what if that bully got him?
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- What if he's hurt?
- Honey.
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I've been working with him.
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I taught him
how to protect himself.
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He's gonna be fine.
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[door opens]
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Mark, are you alright?
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Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
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I didn't want Max to follow me
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so I took a little
different way home.
261
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,047
Boy!
262
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,657
Wading through an icy river
263
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,137
can be quite refreshing.
264
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,445
Oh, this is really
getting out of hand.
265
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,447
[doorbell rings]
266
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:52,494
Oh, no. It's Max.
267
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,800
Okay, you don't know me.
268
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,758
You're not my parents.
269
00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,284
You stay right there, I'm gonna
put this bully in his place
270
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,286
once and for all.
271
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,854
Hi.
272
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,813
I'm Maxine O'Connor.
273
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,468
[instrumental music]
274
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:18,694
[instrumental music]
275
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,437
You're, uh, Max O'Connor?
276
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:25,179
Oh..
Uh, well, come in.
277
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,747
I'm-I'm Mrs. Lambert,
Mark's mother.
278
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,314
And, uh, this is Mark's stepdad.
279
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,055
We were just talking about you.
280
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:35,537
Uh, I wasn't talking about you,
they were.
281
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,669
I didn't even listen.
282
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,020
Is this the guy
who's been beating you up?
283
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:44,589
It's a girl.
284
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,332
F-Frank, can I see you
for a second?
285
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,901
Honey, your son
is being beat up
286
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,294
by a girl.
287
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:55,731
Well, aren't you embarrassed?
288
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:58,429
- No.
- Well, I am!
289
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:01,041
- And you gotta handle this.
- Well, what should I say?
290
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,869
Well, I don't know,
it's a girl sort of thing.
291
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:05,219
You gotta talk to her
about pantyhose
292
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,612
and shaving her legs,
and then slip it in.
293
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,571
She should stop
beating up your kid.
294
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:17,274
Max, uh, you and I should have
a girl to girl talk.
295
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:20,451
- Is there a problem?
- Uh, well, a tiny one.
296
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,627
Mark says you've been
pounding on him.
297
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:23,803
He did?
298
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,370
Well, not in those exact words.
299
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,938
- Is that true?
- Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
300
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,897
[sobbing]
301
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,422
Here, here, here.
302
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:37,991
Nice going, Carol.
Now you made her cry.
303
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:41,864
Look, Max, now we know
that you've been bullying Mark
304
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,039
into doing your homework.
305
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,214
Now, I don't wanna upset you
306
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,303
but I do wanna know why.
307
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,871
I just wanted Mark
to notice me.
308
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,830
I really like him.
309
00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:54,050
You what?
310
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,574
You what?
311
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,446
Well, Max, there are other ways
312
00:13:58,533 --> 00:13:59,621
to get a boy to notice you
313
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:02,537
other than random violence.
314
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:05,627
I mean, you could ask him
if you wanna study together?
315
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,629
You think he'd do that?
316
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,547
Would you study with me?
317
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:21,164
Well, I'd prefer it
to having a full body cast.
318
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,471
Oh, thank you, Mrs. Lambert.
319
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,908
I swear
I'll never pick on Mark again.
320
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,823
Well, good. Heh.
321
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,782
See, Frank,
it was just a misunderstanding.
322
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,175
Come on,
let's let Mark and Max
323
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:33,829
get to know each other
a little better.
324
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,441
I think Mark just met a friend.
325
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:40,227
Oh, hey, maybe she can protect
him from all the other girls.
326
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,796
So do you prefer me
327
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,929
with or without my glasses?
328
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,196
Can it, dip stick.
329
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:57,157
Where's my homework?
330
00:14:57,244 --> 00:15:00,464
- I thought you liked me.
- A geek like you?
331
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,814
I just wanted
your parents off my back.
332
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,992
Now, 8:30 tomorrow morning.
333
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,167
Be there..
334
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,386
...with my homework.
335
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,648
- Or else..
- But--
336
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,041
And that's for ratting on me
337
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,608
to your parents.
338
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,131
Squeal again
339
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,655
and I'll stuff you
in your locker.
340
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,135
[intense music]
341
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,704
[door opens]
342
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,097
[door shuts]
343
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,708
Women, go figure.
344
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:37,371
Oh, come on, Carol, now..
345
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:38,894
I think
you've got real potential.
346
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,940
Uh, Frank,
I do not want to learn
347
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,942
to spit for distance.
348
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:47,250
Everybody gets a little
on 'em the first time.
349
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:54,431
Hey, Mark,
how's it going with Max?
350
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:55,693
Oh, great, yeah.
351
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,565
We're, uh,
right back to normal.
352
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:58,914
Yeah, see how much better it is
353
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,872
to talk out your problems,
honey?
354
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,831
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight, mom.
355
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,663
Listen, Mark,
I know how embarrassing
356
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,447
this whole thing was for you
357
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,406
but this is the way
you have to deal with a bully.
358
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,625
You've gotta confront them,
or they're gonna push you around
359
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,453
the rest of your life.
360
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,803
Who wants to spend the rest
of their life like that, huh?
361
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,676
[instrumental music]
362
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,423
[bell ringing]
363
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,774
[indistinct chatter]
364
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,828
Good morning.
365
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,395
Max, isn't it?
366
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,006
Maybe.
367
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,616
Who wants to know?
368
00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,226
Al Lambert.
369
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,663
The Al Lambert?
370
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,796
Oh, wow!
You're a legend.
371
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,667
You punched out Moose Davis.
372
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:59,061
Yeah, well, it was a slow day.
373
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,932
Well, how's it going?
374
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,891
Not too good, Max.
375
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:05,459
I may have to give
someone a fat lip.
376
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,548
You.
377
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,115
Me?
378
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,420
Why?
379
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,640
Does the name
Mark Foster ring a bell?
380
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:17,514
- I think he's in my class.
- Save it, Max.
381
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,778
I'm sending you a message.
Lay off Foster.
382
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:23,172
If he so much gets a headache
thinking about you
383
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,739
you'll be talking
out of your neck.
384
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,611
Got it?
385
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,613
Yeah, I got it.
386
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,442
Have a nice day.
387
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:33,443
[rattles]
388
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:40,624
[exhales]
389
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:48,110
Max, I've given this
a lot of thought.
390
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,982
I'm not doing
your homework anymore.
391
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,984
Maybe you'll break my arms
392
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,117
maybe you'll break my legs
393
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,902
maybe you'll tear me
limb from limb
394
00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,775
but I don't care.
395
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,646
I'm not gonna let you
push me around
396
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,605
for the rest of my life.
397
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,955
Which may only be another
five more minutes.
398
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,306
So come on, let's get busy.
399
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,922
[chuckles]
Okay, Mark.
400
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,054
You win.
401
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,056
I'll never bother you again.
402
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:24,277
Wow.
403
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,280
I did it.
404
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,152
I did it!
405
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,111
Al, did you see that?
406
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,809
I stood up to Max,
and she backed down.
407
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,158
I saw.
408
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,160
Not bad for a twerp.
409
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,031
That's what I thought.
410
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,424
Way to go.
411
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,514
Ow.
412
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,473
[instrumental music]
413
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,782
Oh, uh.. He-he..
414
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,784
That's when I beat out
Ollie Parkmueller
415
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:56,613
in the 100 yard dash.
416
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,312
Who are all those people
in front of you?
417
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:01,227
Oh, those are all
the people who beat me.
418
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,405
Hey, I got "The Wild Catter."
419
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,537
Listen to this.
420
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:10,192
"Genius track star
combines good looks
421
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,325
wit and charm."
422
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:15,197
- Dana wrote that?
- It's got her name on it.
423
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:17,547
And you thought
she was gonna do a hatchet job.
424
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:21,856
I don't believe it.
425
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,685
Someone rewrote my article.
426
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:26,991
This is rubbish, lies
427
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,819
a complete white wash.
428
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:29,907
But isn't it exciting
429
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,909
to see your name in print?
430
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:37,176
Dana, why would
they change what you wrote?
431
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,655
I mean, you're on staff,
aren't you?
432
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,091
Yes, and I know them all.
433
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,963
They're my friends.
434
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:44,313
Do you know Alison Smith,
the typesetter?
435
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,619
Yeah?
436
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,577
Not like I do.
437
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,149
You got her
to change my article?
438
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,499
Doesn't she have
any journalistic integrity?
439
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:57,935
Nope.
440
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,070
[instrumental music]
441
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,904
And Max just grabbed
her books and ran away.
442
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,340
Way to go, champ.
443
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:12,994
Sounds like
you really stood up to her.
444
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,518
Ask Al.
She saw the whole thing.
445
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:18,129
The dink did okay.
446
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,394
I just can't get over that Max
lied to us about liking you.
447
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:22,699
Well, what can I say?
448
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,266
She was a total disappointment
449
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,355
as a human being.
450
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:27,574
[sighs]
451
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:34,842
So, Al, you just happened
to be hanging around
452
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,104
the sixth grade lockers
453
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,237
when he was talking to Max,
hmm?
454
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,501
I was on my way to class.
455
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,242
Mm-hm.
456
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,461
You talked to Max, didn't you?
457
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:48,421
I might've said something,
it was no big deal.
458
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:50,814
Yeah? Well,
I think it's a big deal.
459
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,686
I think it means
our families are finally
460
00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:54,253
starting to care
about each other.
461
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,907
No, we're not!
462
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:59,301
I just didn't want my friends
to know that my step-brother's
463
00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:01,869
a weenie wuss dingle head
dork berry.
464
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,264
You do care. Thanks, Al.
465
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,223
I'm almost done, honey.
I'll bring it right in.
466
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,616
Okay, thanks.
467
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,315
Al.
468
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,538
This isn't about
being embarrassed.
469
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:21,105
You didn't want Mark
to get hurt, did ya?
470
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:25,371
[sighs]
Okay, this is just between
you and me, right?
471
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,460
Right.
472
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,113
Okay, well, if someone
was picking on Brendan
473
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,377
I'd stick up for him.
474
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:34,423
Thought I had to do
the same thing with Mark.
475
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:37,774
Al, I know you want everybody
to think you're tough
476
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:41,387
but I think you got
a little bit of a soft spot.
477
00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,824
You're starting to think of Mark
as your brother, aren't ya?
478
00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:50,134
Maybe a little.
479
00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:53,094
- If you tell--
- Your secret is safe with me.
480
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:56,053
Thanks, dad.
481
00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:58,752
All done.
482
00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:02,799
[chuckles]
I wonder what Carol did
around here
483
00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:04,758
before there was a man
around the house.
484
00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:08,718
[hair dryer whirring]
485
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:12,983
[dishes clanking]
486
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,382
It's fixed.
487
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:21,688
Honey, it's all done.
488
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,168
Uh, just remember
to keep it on low, okay?
489
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:33,700
[theme music]
490
00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:03,686
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