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Little is known to us about the elusive giant squid and the meaning behind the

patterns of a bioluminescent glow. They might indicate I'm lonely and looking to fuck, or

I hate you and want to kill you. We just don't know. Our next freak of a day, the hairy...

Jinx.

You're the only person that really understands me most.

Oh yeah.

Hey I'm with Quick Things. I've got your cheese sculpture.

Are you fucking shitting me? I know. I actually couldn't believe it either.

What can I say? I just make the deliveries. No not yet. Sorry it's just person with the cheese.

Yeah yeah I'm having some friends over. It's kind of a college reunion thing. Dude

it's gonna be so wild. Just lots of old boobies I haven't touched in years you know.

Stagging low probably. Are you literally holding a lit joint right now? Oh sorry I forgot.

We just need a signature real quick. Yeah I can believe this. An unwashed delivery

chick just showed up at my door smoking weed. Yeah exactly I should ask her where to get

drunk for the party. No I'm not worried about the Johnson's. I'm an only victim. It's not a big deal.

I'm not worried about that 50 cent lawyer that they got at the Dollar General's truck.

Are you kidding? He's a fucking cream puff. I'm gonna suck him dry. Yeah. Lana! This door!

Hey deal. You know what's not finished.

Hey man. Molly girl. What you shaking Jose? Just taking care of business. Yeah. A lot

of business to take care of. For example this morning I uh I woke up, brushed my teeth,

went to the bathroom, I ate a Wendy's Bacon Mater last night, I blew it up and then I fed cookie,

I did some yard work and then I went to Costco. You should go get pizza there. You don't even

got to be a member. You know how there's always like that homie in front who's like hey where's

your membership part? Not out there. Because it's not inside Costco.

It's outside Costco. But it's still part of Costco.

It's not a reboot. It's all the OG episodes with that whole Brendan breakthrough.

It was on the sci-fi network. Man it's a trip. Hey. Oh shit. What's up baby? Well now that

everybody's here Lucia's been writing me pretty hard. Not sexually you know but like she's being

all dramatic. She's saying that if you don't pay her by next week. Yeah totally. No no no. I mean

absolutely we are gonna have the money tomorrow actually. We're late. I am so sorry. You've been

so cool about it though. Hell yeah. You guys are always smoking that dang paint. All right chicas.

I'm cool. You're cool as fuck. Let's just be cool right? Hell yeah. Rent tomorrow though.

Bye Jose.

How much rent is enough rent? When does it stop? Why'd you tell him we'd have it tomorrow?

Did you find cash in the fridge again? No. I just know that you finished that inventory

doc for the med spot. Uh yeah. Molly. I'll have it done tomorrow. I swear. Okay?

Stuck on my dick.

Shit. I just did the math on this and we owe two thousand four hundred and twenty two dollars and

thirty seven cents. Not including rent. Ta-da. Be careful with the brownie though.

I made it crazy strong by accident on purpose.

What just happened? I put blue cheese in it. Blue cheese? Yeah. You're an innovator.

I'm gonna eat faso because I'm meeting Mike Z at the mannequin pussy show.

Did you hang out with him last night? No. I was with you. Remember? We solved climate change.

Really? Yeah. Hmm. I thought he posted a pic of you. Who do we tell about the climate change thing?

Like the government? It's not Frances Smith. Molly, why does this girl look like me? Wait, what?

Wow. The girl is like exactly you. If you wear glasses. She's an analyst at Chapman

Chemical Laboratories. She's got a real job. Cool. She's a scientist. You should go anyway.

To the show. What? Who cares that Mike Z's a douche who replaced you with an upgraded version of

yourself. Upgraded. Metaphorically upgraded. Hey, who invented the bongatron?

When we needed to watch the shark week or Michael Phelps raced a shark,

who figured out how to steal cable from the neighbors? I did. And when we got locked in

the parking lot of Party City for hours, who invented the parachute of balloons that got us

out of there? He can't let some lame old pea brain ruin your night just because he

found a nerd who works in the lab. That is not the Frankie Campbell I know.

Well, come with me. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I got to finish the spreadsheets. We

can pay Jose and Josh is coming over later to help. You know that I love you more than

Josh loves you, right? Like if we were both in a burning building covered in pigeons,

you can only save one of us. Who's it going to be? Who's it going to be? No, no. Stay on topic.

This is the topic. I need you to come with me to the show so I don't feel like a loser. Frankie,

you're the opposite of a loser. Everybody else is just a square weenie with no imagination.

Yeah.

Does this say I'm going to kill Bartholomew? Who is Bartholomew?

Wait. And why wouldn't you just go by Barth? Baby, you gotta focus. I am. No, I'm this. Oh,

yeah, yeah, yeah. Baby, what's this? Oh, yeah. Even though she didn't graduate, they just like

keep asking Frankie for money. I think it's pretty rude, honestly. Wait, wait, wait. You're telling

me Frankie went to Stanford? Yeah. Yeah, she used to be like really into school and stuff.

What is she studying? Like the train one? Where you invent things?

Engineering? Yeah, that's one. But you know, Frankie, she just had like too many ideas

and a hard time finishing stuff. So she had a nervous breakdown and failed out.

That's so sad. She's really sensitive about it. So if it ever comes up, you just act like she

chose to leave. Yeah. She likes to feel in control. Oh, shit. No, you're just gonna replace

me with me, huh? Like on the fucking iPhone update. Frankie. Hi, good to see you. I didn't

know you come here. Why does this girl look just like me? More like, why does this girl look like

me? Yeah, I don't see it. I mean, does anybody really look like anybody? No, very, very weird,

actually. I don't like it. Frankie, Francis, Francis. This is a coincidence. I barely know

this person. Hey, wait.

Oh, very kind of you, but I'm allergic to roofie. Thanks.

Actually, fuck it. I'm having a really bad night. I'm severely in debt.

I hate spreadsheets. Do you hate your job? Yeah, it sucks. Very boring.

And like, you want to be a chef? For sure. But it's hard. Yeah. So I was thinking,

what if you lived with me? Then you wouldn't have to worry about paying rent and you could

just dedicate yourself to your dream. Lived with you? It sounds fun, right?

Like you could rearrange my place however you wanted, you know? And I actually have a pretty

big kitchen. It's nice. What about Frankie? Maybe she's afraid of you. Yeah. Afraid me.

You cannot pray this. No one respects me except for Molly. Molly, guys, she doesn't wake this.

She doesn't wake this.

Oh, fuck no. I'm so hungry. What if you have no snacks?

The fuck are you a poser? Come on, Francis. Come on. We don't got time to waste. Francis?

Fucking kidding me. I am David Barrett. Boom. Got it? I was hired by Dr. Olson to give you this

briefcase. Now you need to get this to Dr. Chapman as quickly as possible, okay? Before anybody even

knows you got it, all right? Inside is the most important scientific breakthrough of our time.

Do you understand? Those tacos sounds perfect. Thank you, yes indeed.

What? Francis has the glasses. Yes, they're these ones. She's very good at science because she works

the laboratory of Chapman where she is a fancy frenzy. Okay, okay, good. I get it.

It's awesome. He knows. It's the best ones known. Del Taco. Okay, stand right there.

You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna.

Oh my God. Maybe I think that this is the best breakfast you ever made.

You said that yesterday about the mini muffins with the chimichurri gummy bears.

Well yeah, I mean you know you can sell those, right? Frankie! Hey, I finished the spring

feed. I just gotta look it over today, send it off, and get that cat polo. So proud of you.

Prouder than Josh is probably. Hi Frankie. It's your coffee. How did I feel last night?

Did you uh join the corporate workforce of America? Huh? What's up with the brie cake?

It's...

Do you open this? No, there's a combo lock.

Too hard. I quit. Come on. What if there's like treasure in there?

You can open it, Frankie.

You got this.

Wait, how did they do it? It's science, Josh. Look at that.

Rink, what is that? Oh my God, it's worse than the time we dumpster dived for sushi.

Doved? Is it dumpster dove? Doved? Doved. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh.

Oh God.

I think I stepped on this. I had instructions.

Lanish for saga. Wasn't even English. The horse language of Canada.

Uh okay, so this is Danish. I uh picked up a little bit when I had a naughty metal face.

Whatever, Josh. So this word right here, psychadelisk, that means psychedelic drugs. So I think that's what

those are. And this also says a bunch of stuff about like money, like a lot of money, and giant

squids. Where'd you get this? This metalhead guy, um, Dave? I think he said his name was Dave.

Dave. And then he wasn't a metalhead, like he was in disguise. Disguise? Wow, you are really

struggling to follow the plot here, huh? I'm just trying to understand. So you went to a show,

and then some guy disguised as a metalhead, gave you a briefcase full of expensive mystery

psychedelics, and you just took it. Maybe you would understand better if anyone ever liked

you enough to give you a present, Josh. Molly and I give each other presents all of the time.

She's hungover. Don't ask her so many hard questions. Okay, you know what? I gotta go,

Marceau. Baby, I love you. I'm out. Oh no, don't go. And um, maybe keep that stuff away from the cats

because this guy, not metalhead Dave, might want to step back without cat peepee on it.

Bye Josh. All right, I got it all sewn up. Okay, I got it to her last night.

She'll get it to Chapman today. Bingo, bango. Invoice will be in the mail.

Oh, and I, uh, sent an additional cleaning fee because she yacked all over my party.

It was blue cheese and it was... What? You mean she doesn't have it? I mean,

who the hell was the drunk thing that I gave it to then?

Stop! Stop!

Do you ever think they're sleeping a little sinister about Josh?

He could be Rosemary's baby all grown up. Or like,

a lady to Elon Musk in some way. Okay, we need to focus. Have you seen his shadow?

Focus. We have a very big day ahead of us. What? What is today? March? Frankie?

I worked really hard, so I deserve a treat. Think about it.

I'm headache. Skeleton hurts.

Keyword. Coupon.

I'm like, yeah, of course, I love cooking. Okay, obviously. But you know what happens

at restaurants? Yelling. Sweat. Stress. Cocaine. Affairs. Having a boss.

Customers. Customers. See, this is what Josh doesn't get. He is a customer. Oh, Josh, such a customer.

No. What is this? What's happening? No, what's happening? No, no. What is this?

No. What is this? Frankie, what is this? Excuse me, what the fuck is the meaning of this?

We've been coming here for 10 years. You understand? We deserve an explanation.

Frankie, there's nothing she can do.

She's probably taking it harder than anybody.

The ranch doesn't taste like this anymore. Hey, hey, hey. You know what?

If this really isn't the last time, we've got to make it count, huh? Yeah, let's get sad later.

I slapped this bitch on the ass on her way out. Yeah.

Hey, all right, I can't believe this is the last time I'm gonna say this.

Um, can I have two adult and lift lunches with drinks, please?

And you know I got the coupon.

Anything you've got?

Just you.

We were talking about this before. Yeah, that's right.

Those even Rest For miles ofacome

and they are even better at this than restarting the stream

Ok, let's begin

I'm still a little white

I'm still a little white

It's dark and living all the time

I'm guessing your destination

I'm hiding your way around

The endless ground

I'm looking for a place to live

I'm looking for a place to live

I'm looking for a place to live

Uncertainty in the buffet sector?

Is it just me or is everything getting worse?

Did we move?

I can't believe they took Celine

Celine?

And our laptops?

My laptop?

She isn't even worth anything, she's only a cardboard

The spreadsheet

The spreadsheet Frankie?

Now I can't turn it in

I can't get paid

And we can't pay Jose and we're gonna be out on the street

Vacrants

Sea urchins

Maybe even orphans

Orphans?

Should we call the police?

No! Fuck the police!

I'm gonna...

Mom, don't call him right now

Josh's vision can be a little... limited

Remember how judgmental he was when he tried to adopt that skunk?

Well what are we gonna do?

I mean we're fucked man

We're two weeks late on rent

We owe like a bajillion dollars

We have less than an ounce of weed

And nothing valuable left to sell

I mean this is like...

This is like an emergency

Frankie?

You okay?

You look weird

We do have something valuable left to sell

Are you sure this is a good idea?

Yes

But we don't even know what these do

Exactly, that's why we have to take them first

What if they're poisonous?

Why would Mount Metalhead Dave give us a briefcase full of poison? That makes no sense

Yeah

I guess that's true

Unless you've got a better plan

Something you wanna... tell me?

No

This is you and me, Mom

We're in this together

Have I ever led you astray?

Umm...

Cheers

I don't feel anything

And now me neither

Should we take more?

No way dude, classic mistake

Jesus fucking Christ, could you please not? I'm resting

Is there a man in our house?

I don't know

That was weird

Are you... talking to me?

Yeah

Wow, that's new

So pretty and mysterious

No one told me we were going swimming

I'm a mermaid

I have mermaid vision

How are you doing that?

Doing what?

Doing what?

Talking without moving your mouth

I have no mouth?

And by now I'm moving my mouth

But you don't...

Guess before...

Before when?

I don't know

Oh my god, these people are such fuckwads

What the fuck?

Dude, I think the idea just called us fuckwads

Why?

Why? Did we say that?

Honestly, they have a lot of explaining to do

Like why did they let their weird friends take my palace away without acting?

There is literally no where to hide in here anymore

This guy ran out of money again which we can go back to you

Just count on Mr. E. B. when he fucking blows

I can't believe they're responsible for like my faith

My diet

My well being

My future

My faith is in their dumb, dumb heads

These weedheads never listen to Josh

I don't like it

Even though he's the only one who smells good around here

Why?

Pretty sure they're the ones who give us faith

Basically like snails in used clothing

Where are you going? I missed you

I love you, I miss you

I'll watch you cuddle forever

Hey, Jen!

Come on, come on

Whoa

Sea World

I may have fucked up

Are you thinking or talking?

No, no

Am I thinking or talking?

I don't know

Hello

Hello

Frenchy, you gotta be careful

There are dangerous Danish men looking for you, okay?

Let me see I go and fuffle skin

You guys look like shit.

Yeah.

Jesus.

This shit lasts a long time.

Yeah.

Well, at least we found bacon, Tuxedo.

The ocean is just fucking nuts.

Frankie, I don't think we can sell these to people.

They're terrible.

They weren't so bad.

We just didn't know what to expect.

I bet they'd be really fun for someone.

We'll just specify that they shouldn't have any pets.

We don't know how to sell drugs like this.

We don't even know how to sell drugs, period.

I mean, who the fuck is our target audience?

Damn.

I got it.

Shit.

One second.

Yeah, all of them.

Yeah.

Shil Leaf.

Oh shit, one second.

Yeah, all of them.

See, don't need to get that on me, huh?

I increasing likes too.

Stupid.

List, there.

What the fuck am I on? It's like I fucked him to be.

But it's what you all live here on here.

We look fucking crazy.

We look high fashion.

I feel like you can see my vagina.

Good. You know these 1% ragers were trying to fit in here.

It's more quiet for a rager.

They're so gonna know we don't belong right away.

These people do not have pizza tattoos.

We're gonna get kicked out and arrested.

Kinda hungry. I hope they have snacks.

Look, nobody's ever been arrested for crashing a party.

They're gonna have tons of food in here.

Get out of my head!

I would, but I can't.

Ow.

Uh, is this like a Stanford party?

Hard bail. Insta-bail. Let's go.

Can I help you?

Uh, Frankie? There's a guy.

Fuck.

Who invited you to my party?

Jeff? Richie Rich?

No one has named Richie Rich in real life.

Why would someone have named Richie Rich?

Hello?

Richie Rich.

Oh my God.

Richie! Did you invite these weird bumbos to my party?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Climb the Richie Rich.

Someone is named Richie Rich?

There's like five people at this party.

We don't have to do this.

See you on the flip side.

Stanford, eh?

I have never heard of it.

Oh, hey, check it out. Thank you so much.

Who is looking for drug?

Ah.

What do we have here? A bunch of white collar criminals?

Anyone here been on the Epstein plane?

Do you like drugs?

Sorry.

Man, this party sucks, right?

Like maybe you could use like, a little big hand?

My God.

There's no guarantee. Shipping your kid off to Stanford doesn't mean dick.

He could still totally end up a drug dealer.

Speaking of which, you guys party?

You sick fucks.

Oh, Sandy. It's not too late for you.

Yes, divorce is a huge bummer.

But your husband sounds like a psycho shit.

You just need a fresh start.

New year. New you.

New trucks.

You ever find yourself just sitting around thinking about death?

I do.

Can't imagine how you feel.

It's never really too late to open yourself to new and meaningful experiences.

You know, people that don't finish college,

they typically go on to live like way more fulfilling lives.

My cousin, she went to all four years.

She's fucking dead.

No.

No, it's not for kids.

I didn't go to college. I have zero regret.

But I don't know. How cool is your kid?

She doesn't mercify anymore of these rape crimes.

Wow.

Kinda jeans she's really nice.

What the fuck falters?

Poor girl.

Yo, what NC Tumblr here?

So what?

Why didn't she say anything retractly

like trillion dollar false story.

Thatsounding BEAT.

Look alive short staff.

Daddy's here.

So no English?

I got you.

I can act it out.

Here we go.

Have you ever tried acid?

Oh my god.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

It's just like I'm too shocked.

You need to provide shock.

Okay.

What?

Oh my god.

You're what?

This is so good to be destroyed by a girl.

That is thick for a segment.

Would you like to go again?

Damn.

You look so cool.

Why are you at my shitty dad's party?

I'm just trying to sell these weird drugs I found,

but it's like, it's like bacon's out there.

Yeah.

Probably because like most people

are keeping their distance.

You know, because it's this thing he used to do in college

that like has not aged well.

It could be.

Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Me and my best friend took those.

We had a really bad time, but you probably won't.

Do you want to talk with Blakes for a second?

I don't think so.

You wanna buy it?

Fuck yes, okay.

I am gonna have to consult with my business associate,

just like for tax purposes.

I'll be right back, okay?

I come back, stay.

Don't you go anywhere.

It wasn't just like one time,

it was like over and over again.

If there was a dip somewhere,

he would just stick a stick in it.

What?

I mean like the man literally just like

could not stop sticking his dick in dips.

And I mean, it's like, look, it's super well documented.

Like here, check it.

But onion dip.

You know, guacamole.

There he is.

Even hummus.

Not cool, man.

Not cool.

Like look at his face.

You know, like I keep these on lock

for like insurance purposes.

Yeah, like every time he tries to like ground me,

I just say like, I know where the dicks are buried, bro.

Tight, right?

Wow.

I know we haven't done each other that long,

but I just have like a tremendous amount of respect for you.

Holy shit, dude.

This is crazy.

You're a genius.

Genius.

I know.

How old are you?

Frankie?

Frankie?

Dude.

Hey.

Come on.

Hey, I've been looking everywhere for you.

What's up?

Hi.

Hi.

I found a biker.

So let's go.

We gotta go.

No.

I gotta hit the red zone.

But you know, we would also really love

to extort your dad.

Okay.

Could you text me those pictures?

For sure.

Okay, it's 818-555-3331.

Don't forget, okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Oh!

Yikes.

That was weird.

I told him I'd be right back.

Fuck!

Oh, the briefcase!

It's gone!

Oh.

Oh, Frankie, I'm so sorry.

I don't know what I was thinking.

I never should have left him alone with it.

I just got too excited.

Everything was going so bad,

and then I finally find someone.

He seemed really into it.

I just...

Don't worry, baby, we're great.

You check it.

What am I looking at here?

Oh my God.

Is that hummus?

Yes, say goodbye to drug pushing,

and hello to blackmail.

This is our ticket, mom.

Plus those drugs.

Who sketches them?

I don't know.

Blackmail sounds dumb.

And like morally not good.

I think I like drug dealing more.

We didn't force this guy to stick his dick

in all those dips.

He made his dip-dick everybody's problem,

which is a totally cancelable offense.

Plus he lost the drugs, so we kind of have no choice.

We have to pay Jose, or we'll become orphans.

This party sucks.

Let's write their crew to say it.

Get out of here.

You're an fantastic girl there, cock.

Too mincing for Swift, Nina.

You heed to one man.

You mean Pearl Carter?

No way.

I want just a little bit for the new job.

Hey Frank dude, you want to talk about the Stanford thing?

I mean, just cause it's been like a lot of years now,

you know, and I know it's traumatizing and all,

but maybe it's time to just like re-examine

what you want to do.

And caviar ball's stuck in me too.

So.

How are you, Lucy?

Oh, yep, it's out.

Yeah!

You should be in Mensa, dude.

I can't believe that worked.

I know, right?

Shit dude, I gotta pee.

I had too much of the move.

I'm doing it.

Come here, have a pop of swag, over.

Then here, fix the other two, I'll just come in.

Chatty.

Ladies!

Did you hear that?

Huh?

Oh, don't distract me dude, I just messed up my ankle.

Ladies!

Is he talking to us?

Are we ladies?

Do you like marijuana?

Because we have a lot in the car.

Oh look, there's a cat too.

A cat?

Wait, what?

Actually, two cats.

It never happens, two, one for each of us.

Yeah.

Wow, very fluffy tail.

I think this one must be a main crew.

Coming!

One second, we're just.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Chill.

Whew!

You two are the dumbest turkeys out here, I gotta tell you.

Who the fuck is that?

Uh, that is not Metalhead Dave.

What's he doing here?

Um.

Shooting a gun.

Why, does he want to steal us?

Hello?

Do you want to get kidnapped by the clog wearers

and hung from a windmill,

or do you want to get the hell out of here?

Should we, like, ask him to put on the radio?

Hey, where are we going?

Yeah.

Someplace safe.

Well, we're away from the guns, so are we safe?

All will be clear once we get to the location.

What is the location?

Yeah.

Chatsworth.

Chatsworth!

Yes.

We are so gonna get a serial kill!

I don't want to die off the 118.

This is so stressful.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, don't smoke that in here.

Put that out.

Dude, this is California.

I don't give a damn if it's Canada.

What?

Come here.

Hey, whoa.

Hey!

Ah!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Dude.

I think I just did that.

I thought it would be my plan and then I did it with my eyes.

I totally did do it and it was tight.

Oh my God, I'm awake.

I mean, I don't think you're a witch,

but if you were, that would be metal as fuck.

Oh, but it's kinda scary,

because what if I cursed my accent?

You should think, I wish Oasis would get back together.

Oasis is back together, dude.

Oh my God, your power's hard.

He's not fucking powerful.

I'm powerful.

How did these girls happen to me?

Duh.

Now you have hope, and I'll leave so I can sleep.

It's too cold, huh?

No, no, not yet!

I'll be right back.

Godspeed on

How your'e ever been Xerces?

I don't know.

We don't have that. We haven't had it for a minute.

No.

All night.

This is a design.

Hey, do you think he's a bad guy or a good guy?

Well, I like his jacket, but all this stuff is scary, so...

Maybe a bad guy?

Yeah. A lot of bad guys have cool jackets.

You once, you took the blue stritosan.

Is she spitting or talking?

Together.

She's asking us if we're gay.

Undiluted?

Oh, the drugs.

Are we supposed to dilute that?

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck my hole.

Fuck my hole.

I know, I know.

I want you to take my hole and fuck it, because it's already been fucked.

Hell fuck.

Hell fuck everything.

Listen to me.

I have no idea why you thought it would be a good idea to take the drugs.

You are dumb as rocks.

And you should be dead.

But...

But...

You may have saved the project by effectively becoming the project.

Wait.

What's the project?

Do we want to be a project?

Yeah.

Let me explain.

I am a scientist.

And I have been working in Denmark.

Is everybody Dutch?

Not Dutch.

Not Dutch.

Danish.

Well, then who's Dutch?

People in Holland.

Then who's hollish?

No one is hollish.

Someone's got to be hollish, right?

I'm moving on.

I work for a private company called the Koch Group.

And I have been researching giant squids.

Squids?

Giant squids.

They dwell so deep in the ocean that no light can penetrate their habitat.

So they must have a unique way of communicating down there in the dark.

Telepathy.

Telepathy.

Six months ago, a miracle.

We were able to capture the left testicle of a young adult male.

From this tissue, I was able to synthesize the compounds.

Nurdlers.

Yeah, like we care about some squid nut sack.

From this tissue, the left.

And I was able to create the drug, Bruxprutazone.

Good job.

Thank you.

Yeah, good.

I thought if we could hear inside one another's minds, we could experience a greater empathy.

And become more invested in the common good, you know.

That would be good.

But then I realized, my employer, Mr. Koch,

he was only interested in developing that telepathy toward mind control and selling it to the highest bidder.

Mind control sounds really negative.

Can we go home now?

Also, I'm pretty sure I saw them two move a damn joint with their mind.

What do you mean, move a damn joint with their mind?

Move a joint with their damn mind, their motherfucking mind.

I have no idea, but I know that they were smoking in my car.

Which rat is your favorite? I like that one. I named him Poreo.

Hey! Oh, you think because this is California, they're just smoking?

Excuse me, you have mixed bank purchases with THC?

Define mixed.

That must be what's producing botanic anesis.

Yeah.

A chemical reaction with the marijuana that you're constantly smoking.

Define constantly.

Can you control it?

We could quit any time we wanted, let me tell you that.

No, you're not the baron of the telekinesis.

Can you control the telekinesis?

Can you move this flask with your mind?

Go.

I want...

Fuck!

Break it. Break it.

Break it.

Break it. Break it.

Break it. Break it.

Too hard, I quit.

It's okay.

Next time, you'll learn to develop.

Focus on self-control.

I probably won't, though. We must begin testing.

Uh, testing?

I have to take a blood sample.

Uh, nothing here.

Wait. Hold and skirt.

You did not tell anyone that you took the Blake's purchase.

No, did you?

Um, did we tell...

I mean, a couple of people at this party.

Ah, but not that many.

But it was more like an alumni event.

Ah, yeah, that's probably...

But there was one guy.

Ah.

Who I'm pretty sure was hollish.

And when I told him, that is when the briefcase went missing.

But maybe y'all are friends.

You are bozos. You are bozos.

Very much bozos.

Professional bozos.

Jeff bozos.

You are Jeff bozos, and you have no idea how much trouble you are in.

The girls are now as valuable for study as the drugs themselves.

We have to access Chapman's contacts at the UN. Come on.

Over, over, over.

Alright, one minute away.

Okay, oh no.

Hey, stop.

Let's go.

Just turn it around.

Oh no, go, go, go.

Okay.

Hello?

Cork?

Cork?

Oh no.

Cork, we're being saved.

God damn it.

Cork?

Cork?

Cork?

Cork?

Cork?

Cork?

Cork?

Cork?

Cork?

Cork?

Cork?

Cork?

Cork?

Cork?

Cork?

Where are you?

What do you mean I have a two star rating?

There's actually a very legit reason for that.

Hello?

Hey, is it just me or is it not all that damn kind of a bate?

Dude.

Seriously, he's so good at karate, he's got all these disguises.

Dude.

I'm tired of danger.

Hey, I guarantee you we just need to hole up in the chill zone for a little bit and this whole cock problem is just gonna blow over.

What makes you think that?

I mean, the lady in the garage was saying when has anything ever come from listening to some weirdo in the garage.

You don't know the drugs anymore, we're not really good for anything.

Now we can just kick back black, mole, martin, twin and live in our house together forever and ever.

Plus we have to get the gaffs.

Mother fuck me.

Why is everything so dark?

Damn it Jose.

Jose.

Jose.

Give me one of your shoes.

Hey man.

What's happening?

Nothing.

I wait for the girls.

We are friends from cat club.

Damn.

Fancy accent.

Where you from?

Europe?

No.

My brother's been to Amsterdam.

I heard they have crazy cafes out there and shit where you can smoke in the cafe.

That's like if I went to Starbucks and I said, hey let me get a caramel frappuccino and a joint.

Have you ever smoked California blood?

The girls aren't here right now.

Come on, let's go.

I wrote you a fat ass J and you can tell me which is better.

Cali or Amsterdam.

Come on.

Come on.

You ever seen the show Sliders?

It's on sci-fi network.

It's really good.

I watch all American television.

Oh my fucking god.

You dumb bitches.

I am starving to death.

Breakfast is 20 minutes late.

That is legally a crime.

I can see my ribs.

What do we do?

I gotta get out of town.

I gotta wait for the blackmail money to come through.

Find some place chill.

It's Guatemala.

You've been so much fun in Guatemala.

You love the maracas.

Remember you were like Guatemala?

Frankie.

I've been getting like no self-worth emails for the past 24 hours.

Molly, those were our old vibes.

It's all cancelled now.

We're very important fugitives.

We're runaways.

We're rebels.

We're backwards.

Okay.

Well Josh is at work.

So maybe we can go to the...

We're not gonna go see Josh, okay?

We're changing our names.

We're not gonna tell him the new ones.

And he's never gonna find us again.

Frankie.

This is serious.

I'm scared.

Should I be scared?

Hey.

This is pretty serious, okay?

I think we should get out of town.

Oh, don't do that.

Don't cry.

You know I cry when you cry, okay?

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Okay.

Let's go see Josh so you can say goodbye.

And then we need to get the fuck out of here.

Right now.

Don't.

Count.

We.

Don't.

Oh, I hate the way it goes.

I hate the way it goes.

I have some notes on these sandwiches.

Hey, what are you doing?

We should have, D.O.

Oh, you had me.

Wait.

It's like a vet thing.

Are we going to the vet?

I promise you they cannot afford the vet.

Hey.

Over in the attic.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Don't worry, Nick Nick.

Uh, Frankie.

We should go.

Try to give us some chins.

Anything but ABBA.

I'm so sick of ABBA.

Don't listen to him.

I love ABBA.

Yeah, it's just.

This feels like time sensitive.

Hey, can you stop at your phone, dude?

Let's just listen to the radio.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I can't believe she's driving.

I can't believe she's driving.

I call you the minimizing moment,

but Servmargin for your sacrifice.

Come in.

I'm so happy to see you whose car is that?

Mr.. Fed looks sketchy as hell like really on cemetery. Oh

Josh I'm sorry we have a very first choice

Okay, there's been a lot going on you are right people are trying to kill us for sure Vikings

We have a gun you know and we have to go and do experiments on us because we're special now

We took those drugs for giant squids is it okay if we hold out here, so we got blackmail this guy

Let me right away. I think it's always like me when she likes you

Get up come on. It's just sound design. There's a show later in this band. They got this intro

Where they're just like killing a bunch of police off

How about we go talk in the office, okay?

Oh, why do you have to go there only back to capital in offices hook up the motherfucking traits language

Treat-tug bitch. I'm stress-eating. I am eating my feelings

Hey, can I have your phone? Oh? Yeah? We're start the black male business

Hi, so I just want to ask

I'll be attended

Did you want Frankie?

Take those drugs. Oh

This is so fucked

Yeah

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz I think you just like might be having a mental health right now

I

Worry you know we know that you got freaky with those dips in the 80s dips cannot consent nor can the people eating them

No no okay, I know

But no I saw them they are dudes they have guns and they're coming after us for no reason

It's like I mean there's a reason, but anyway. Yeah, it's like a whole big thing

Molly yeah, how much we asked for a million yeah, let's enjoy too much 20,000 want to do it

Maybe you sound crazy

Look at me

Look at the cats

You're in a bag look at you dork. You are also stuck in a bag right now dork the cancer backpacks

Think about that

Let me take you home

Yeah

Give us two million dollars or else

And by the way, it's not even that cool that you went to Stanford

So you don't have to keep lording it over everyone by hosting lame alumni events with too much cheese

Delete the last part okay

I

Franky

I'm not going to Guatemala what I think those drugs really fucked us up made us paranoid and stuff

I just need to get some sleep. You should too Josh is gonna. Take me home now

You

What are you saying guys what the fuck is going on? I can't even believe you're considering ditching me right now

Did you mean really this is all your fault

My fault I mean you were the one that forced me to go to the mannequin pussy show all by myself

And you didn't have the rent money, dude

Well, I would have had money for the rent if my laptop had gone stolen, and you lost the briefcase

Oh, I guess if you think about it

I'd be like completely fine if it wasn't for you

And it's probably for the best that you were just gonna move in with Josh and not even tell me about it

I

Hadn't decided yet

Well, I think you should I was gonna suggest it myself in fact. I think it's become clear that you've been holding me back

I've been holding you back

Well fuck she did the scary laughing guys I didn't want to imply that anybody's holding anybody back you both love you know what?

I have gone along with every one of your fuckwad ideas. Let's set out fireworks at Andy Segal's living room

Let's have a contest to see who can drink the most five-hour energies

Nobody won that contest, but the truth is

That ever since you failed out of Stanford

You have no focus and no goals, and you quit everything that's hard because you're scared that if you ever actually tried at anything

You'd fail again you are

lazy

And delusional if it wasn't for me. They would find you buried under the debt of a million kitchen appliances

Trying to be a chef and we all know

Just a stoned girl

You sabotage me

Because you don't want to be alone, I am tired of being dragged down with you

so if we don't get murdered first I

Am going to move out great

What a relief and I could just get back on track back on the track to success

We play everything in a cock who's about a little fluke to follow up what choice backup middle school at us

Yeah, she's found

Paints are there yeah

It's just the intro for the band you were the one that told us that livers late

Yeah, but sound checks over

Josh Josh

We could

Whatever's going on, please we can figure stand by the wall hands off

Get moving

You're such a fucking loser Frankie here. We go again

Molly

You can shoot them, but not me whatever they did I had nothing to do with it. You're such a fucking pussy, man

You're a you're a dumb bitch. Oh

I'm sorry. I'm talking shit. Where are you going? Please don't leave me

I

Must be the deviant once

This is so freaky. What if you look like the other one you are the other one what the fuck?

That's true yes, we have problem

You

Molly

Yeah, I'll give you this one this actually is scary

Okay, you want the bomb you'll get the boss fuck you

I

Still don't understand polish

But I just want to put it out there that I know we haven't been on the same page

And I'm really sorry, but I see you and I hear you and I'm gonna try really hard to make better choices in the future

Frankie

Hello, I'm sideways

So we're gonna go by boat

Yes, how long does that take?

We're gonna take a small boat and then we'll take a big boat little boat big boat. Yes, it'll take about

My bag smells like a dispensary

I

Have a stuff first hungry snack

Brownies in my backpack brownies are in my backpack. Can I

Know no way Frankie do not get this weird foreigner jostle me

Touching my hair. Thank you

No, he's a genius which is

All fair oh

Come on little buddy

No, seriously, I think it like boobs I've inch that time very very close

You know what deal if you don't have anything helpful to say just don't say anything. Okay. Thank you. Oh

That's right give up on this just like you give up on your dreams

This is a metaphor

Oh

Anyone really like

What

Fucking lightweight

We'd we'd we'd we'd we'd we'd we'd we'd we'd we'd we'd we'd we'd we'd telekinesis

Oh

Yo

Molly can you hear me?

Why did Molly have to make those brownies so fucked up

Does anyone need to be this high?

You are driving this backpack under the influence and I'm actively address with no agency at all

I

GG

You need

Tell me how to get there

Absolutely fucking not

You listen to me fuck what oh, hey, I've done everything for you. Literally your entire life. I've I've fed you

I've cleaned up your shit. I provided catnip in a palatial estate without asking for anything back

Objected and now's your time to return the favor. I'm only in the only us still know

You come on this is your chance this is your chance to prove to do that you're not a quitter. Yes, I am

Oh

My god, I'm so scared. This is a nightmare an actual nightmare. I'm going to report you to Peter for this

I think that fear might be holding us back. Fear is my most useful quality. It is safety from stranger danger

Catnapping the vacuum I believe in you GG. I know we're not just as office free

Yes, I am

No, no, no

No

You can tell

Your own your own thanks for the memories

I

Never should have said that stuff to Frankie

That was so mean and clearly a projection of my own fears of failure

We're partners

Soulmates, she's the bird to my army

the whole of my oats I

Think we can likely trace your fear of restaurants to too many episodes of kitchen nightmares

But for every Gordon Ramsay, there's a Bobby's way

Josh just wants what's best for us?

Give you this fucked up Brody gives you superpowers because you are my girl

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, this is the happiest I've ever been

There's Josh want Josh to rescue me instead

Dude, some new Brony has been calling me over and over and over again like some psycho torture shit

Let's go find you

We're never gonna get

Did you

Send that blackmail letter for Martin Flynn from my email address because his lawyer sounds mad like super super super mad

I didn't actually think that plan out super thoroughly at the time

Really thought I could get us out of here

Do it you know Guatemala do you

You're a California guy you don't want to learn Dutch and you'll be safer here. Okay, that is true

No, don't eat that

Oh

Oh

Oh

Hello

Speak your point you so I'm gonna be some do

Oh

What do you mean no

I'm gonna kind of a guy. Oh my god. All right here you take also know what the fuck is wrong with y'all

Dude guns are such a bad vibe. I'm like a hundred petitions

We're not gonna do later dude. I'm sorry. No, I thought the NRA gun control now, okay

Okay, do you two want to be turned into some weird herring type dip sauce with with mayonnaise in it and shit?

Is that what you want? Oh take the gun?

Oh

Don't go over there don't do not

Oh

Oh

Oh

You could be partying you could be eating tacos

Oh

You could love someone you can have a best friend

Oh

Okay

How is it that weird that I would think they'd want to kiss me you can move things that's why my

Frankie you don't understand you are that's mess girl. It would not happen truly. Honestly, not a chance

Oh

Hey

Take me instead. What? No Frankie. No. Yes. Oh, yeah

Literally all my fault

This is fucking happening. I love you more than anything. I'm not holding you back anymore

You can't leave me

I

You

Oh

It's over

Oh

But I wonder where that guy was that was like private

Real oppressive signage says government shit you get it

I

Know this is my dear friend and colleague. Dr. Chapman. She's been very anxious to meet both of you. Hi

They really do look weirdly alike. It's just remarkable. Would you say I'm

the upgraded version of her

Or she's the upgraded version of me

Um

We like the

You are the better

girl

Just hey, you're the you're the better one we like you mom. Yes

Please

I was able to convince members of the UN

United Nations

That the two of you are deeply involved

Intrinsically so in the most important scientific discovery

breakthrough of our time

To world peace

They have decided to fully

our project

We must determine the effect of the Blake's purchase. Of course on you so that we can recreate

You know, I've been thinking you should move in with Josh dude assure you that you've checked every box

Testing will not I was being crazy harm you

Make it my own place. I'll just leave on your house like one night a week or like two to five

That's we valuable as many nights as you want

Frankie

Me too

You're my shit out

300,000 you will to

One one one hundred thousand dollars

I'm not more than I make it besides the three to four days that you will be spending in our facilities at Stanford

You can go about your life as usual

Do you see Stanford that's where the laboratory is located is that problem

lab

Who

Could you start over

I'm sorry. I'm really I'm sorry

We are offering you

$100,000 each per year

24-hour protection and

Diplomatic immunity

You know if you have any

legal

Difficulties that you need to addressing. Yes. I'm not surprised all of that is if you participate in our

scientific testing

scientific testing

at Stanford

Yes

Oh

I'll take this part. Okay. Okay. Okay here. It's a

You

You

Will not regret the toothpaste dude seriously elevates the whole experience into this like minty heaven

I

Was almost scared of that guy then I was a very brave GG very very brave no fear

Frankie

Look I gotta say that I am just as surprised as anyone else, but I guess as you change grow

So does your taste?

But I gotta be honest I just

Can't stop thinking

You know let me save you some time here, bro

Yeah

If you cannot handle me at my college dropout covered in cat hair thousands of dollars in debt deadbeat

You do not deserve me at my international property

subject of scientific top secret testing at

Stanford

business owner

I

Can't stop thinking about

The sandwich balls

The one the one that was in and Molly's bag. I ate it on the way back from the warehouse. It was fucking

amazing the potato salad

It's been haunting me ever since really

delicious

669 cash only

Fuck me

I know it's dirty, but

One escape or freaking not metalhead Dave who came all the way down here just to dunk on me at work

With this fuck what up something special? Yeah, you got it chick

Ah

That's the worst shopping I've ever seen it's deeply uneven Molly working out the fire

Frankie that guy's a bonehead excuse my language anybody who was actually cool would be frantic today, too. Thank you

Justice

You