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Lords and ladies, I give you Pithos Towers.

This is where the party will be held.

Good news or bad news first?

-Bad. -Good.

It's all bad news.

Correct.

Lara says she saw artifacts in a hidden room off the main lab.

Good bet Mila's keeping the Orisha masks there.

This is her office.

The only way to the main lab is a private elevator

that will be under heavy guard and surveillance.

Once we somehow magically get up to the 30th floor…

…it's a piece of crumb cake.

Just an unhackable CCTV.

And two-point bio-authenticator.

-Any questions? -Oui.

What is the exit strategy?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Shall we begin?

First step, infiltration.

Thank you,

Professor… Wellington.

And once Lara's in…

Wait. What's that?

It's Professor Wellington.

Why does Lara have pointy ears?

Careful!

Paint's still drying.

Your costume is just stunning, doctor.

Let me guess, Isaac Newton?

Step two, reconnaissance.

I'm gonna need to know everything that's goin' on in that ballroom.

The rotation of the guards,

where the blind spots are,

camera locations, I'll need it all.

Boom.

I stole some treats.

Mmm!

We're in.

I love saying that.

Step three, intelligence.

Sam, you'll need to get Attanasio's retinal scans.

The mask has a scanner in the sockets.

Lara.

You'll need to cozy up to Dr. Doonsickle to get her handprint.

The glove will copy the good doctor's hand over your own.

The catch is, you'll have to shake her hand for a while.

Give me a time frame.

Yeah, uncomfortably long.

-Dr. Doonsickle, -Hmm!

What an honor.

Oh!

Yes.

A single gram of human feces contains one trillion germs.

I could put her in an armlock.

No!

Uh…

Um…

I got this.

Keep her talking.

So… Parties!

Cool.

Uh, you go to them… often?

"Prettys?" I mean "prettys…" Um…

Parties?

Oh God. Abort. Abort everything.

-Hmm? -Courtesy of the hostess.

Uh…

-It's $1,000 a pound. -Hmm.

So only Mila's special guests get to savor the delicacy.

Mmm!

Hmm. Well…

-Hmm. -Hmm.

Hmm!

Mmm!

-Hmm. -Mmm.

Mmm!

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mmm… Mm-mmm.

Mmm! Mmm…

Noni fruits.

Leaves are great in curries,

but it's not called the vomit fruit for nothing.

Here, Dr. Doonsickle.

Let me give you a hand.

I… I can't get a clean scan.

Can you get him to take his mask off?

Who is the man beneath the mask?

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Do me! What is my job?

Staying here.

Wow!

Wow!

This is a plan that requires precision.

We'll find Oko and Kehinde's masks and bring them back to you.

But this is for the best.

I must see you.

Oh! Oh…

Isaac Newton. Right?

Fun fact.

Young Isaac was bullied in school.

He said it motivated him to be the smartest man in the room.

Ugh.

Uh…

Oh.

Hey!

This is the most fun I've had in decades.

What's next?

I wasn't paying attention before.

Eshu, this is serious.

This is my serious face.

Just get to the private elevator.

Camilla's turn to have some fun.

Flash…

Uh…

Problem!

Alert! Alert!

Ugh.

I got this.

-Eshu, do not screw this up. -Oh. Uh… uh…

Huh.

Oof!

How dare you, you monster?

My mother trusted you!

Now she's trapped in a Russian prison!

You backstabbing ogre!

Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to keep your voice down.

Oh! How dare you touch me?

Do you know who I am, you French troglodyte?

Hmm.

Oof.

Wait a second.

What the… Huh.

Phew! That was close.

Hmm.

And like magic…

Boom, baby!

-Mmm. -Mmm!

Good job out there

with Attanasio.

Huh. I have a gift.

Why do you care if she takes our masks, huh?

We are not your family.

It's not right to do nothing.

Not when you can do something.

And I can do many things.

Me too.

We're in.

Come on, samurai princess. Let's get you some air.

Uh…

Where's my cool hero gun?

Orisha of lies and mischief.

No guns.

Come on. Vault's this way.

Huh?

Oh.

This is the most secure room in the building.

The masks should be through here.

These are all relics said to hold great power.

The masks aren't the first thing she tried.

Huh?

Belt of Thor.

Actually, Belt of Kórì.

Humans are so gullible.

What are your Orisha powers, exactly?

When you have your mask?

Eh… this and that.

Not the real Spear of Destiny.

There are no masks here.

She's keeping them somewhere else. We have to abort.

Meet at the rendezvous point.

Let's move.

I'm sure there's something enchanting hiding under there.

Eh?

Mila is ready for you.

-I don't come when beckoned. -Huh.

Get your ass up those stairs.

Ugh.

What do you think you're doing?

We are not leaving empty-handed.

No, Sam, stand down.

Eshu?

Brother.

Brother! No!

Huh?

Eshu, stop. What are you doing?

He's here. Uh, he's… somewhere. I can feel him.

Where are you, brother?

Brother, where are you? I can… I can feel him. I can…

I can feel him right here.

I can…

He's right!

There's a space under Mila's office.

It's not labeled. It's just an empty space on the schematics.

-Yes. -Mmm.

Mila is here.

They're moving to meet her.

Sam, abort and rendezvous now.

Actually, Lara, I think Sam has this.

Okay, a secret room

means a secret way in.

Hmm.

Caretakers for the world.

Oh no!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, brother. Ore!

He was the best of us.

Brother.

He was the only one who ever bothered to listen to silly old Eshu.

He knew her.

Eshu, who is this? What does it mean? The broken pieces?

None of the other masks were like this.

Ogun has always taken on heroes,

humans he believed could change the world for the better.

And he would trust them, to a fault.

Enough that he would tell her about the Orisha masks and their powers?

Yes.

You silly old fool.

And if Ogun found out what she was up to,

he would never have let her get away with it.

He would rather die.

What are you saying?

An Orisha's mask, once broken,

is broken forever.

Its powers, gone.

And the only way to break it…

…is to sacrifice yourself.

You mean he… killed himself,

rather than let Mila take it?

Like I said,

the best of us.

It will be dangerous.

Our mission to Cuba will take two days to prepare.

Two days is fine.

What do you need?

Miss Nishimura?

Your sporty friend here, too, I assume?

Lock all the doors, please.

Nobody in or out until we sweep the building.

The ovaries on you ladies is truly commendable.

Zip, get us out of here.

Workin' on it.

Go.

Boom.

Huh?

Um…

Faster.

Move faster.

The lion's returning to her den. The…

The lion!

Whew!

Uh… okay.

You ever done this before?

No.

Okay, I can do this.

Ooh! Is this how we are getting down?

No, that's… for Lara.

Lara, can you get to the window in about 40 seconds?

Huh.

Valiant effort, Ms. Croft.

I knew I wasn't wrong about your grit.

The Earth needs healing, not more death.

Ah, but death breeds life,

and it is the gift I will give the world.

New life!

Not quite done with this one, thank you.

Hah.

Ah!

Ah!

Nice catch.

Everyone all right?

Yeah.

Lara, she's going to Cuba.

I saw.

There's another mask there she wants.

-If you are going to Cuba… -What'd he say?

He said if we go to Cuba…

we may not survive.

Ah.

Just another Tuesday, then.