1 00:00:25,875 --> 00:00:30,041 Lords and ladies, I give you Pithos Towers. 2 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,416 This is where the party will be held. 3 00:00:34,916 --> 00:00:37,083 Good news or bad news first? 4 00:00:37,166 --> 00:00:38,500 -Bad. -Good. 5 00:00:38,583 --> 00:00:40,500 It's all bad news. 6 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:41,458 Correct. 7 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:44,583 Lara says she saw artifacts in a hidden room off the main lab. 8 00:00:45,625 --> 00:00:48,083 Good bet Mila's keeping the Orisha masks there. 9 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,916 This is her office. 10 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,583 The only way to the main lab is a private elevator 11 00:00:53,666 --> 00:00:55,916 that will be under heavy guard and surveillance. 12 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,208 Once we somehow magically get up to the 30th floor… 13 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:02,666 …it's a piece of crumb cake. 14 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:04,916 Just an unhackable CCTV. 15 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,125 And two-point bio-authenticator. 16 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:09,166 -Any questions? -Oui. 17 00:01:10,291 --> 00:01:12,125 What is the exit strategy? 18 00:01:12,208 --> 00:01:15,375 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 19 00:01:18,791 --> 00:01:20,000 Shall we begin? 20 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,541 First step, infiltration. 21 00:01:36,916 --> 00:01:37,916 Thank you, 22 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,291 Professor… Wellington. 23 00:01:41,791 --> 00:01:43,916 And once Lara's in… 24 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,083 Wait. What's that? 25 00:01:47,083 --> 00:01:48,291 It's Professor Wellington. 26 00:01:48,791 --> 00:01:51,041 Why does Lara have pointy ears? 27 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:52,333 Careful! 28 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:53,833 Paint's still drying. 29 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:09,208 Your costume is just stunning, doctor. 30 00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:11,333 Let me guess, Isaac Newton? 31 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:15,666 Step two, reconnaissance. 32 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:18,958 I'm gonna need to know everything that's goin' on in that ballroom. 33 00:02:19,041 --> 00:02:20,541 The rotation of the guards, 34 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:21,958 where the blind spots are, 35 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:24,458 camera locations, I'll need it all. 36 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:34,833 Boom. 37 00:02:48,958 --> 00:02:50,333 I stole some treats. 38 00:02:50,416 --> 00:02:52,083 Mmm! 39 00:03:01,791 --> 00:03:03,583 We're in. 40 00:03:03,666 --> 00:03:05,916 I love saying that. 41 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:18,291 Step three, intelligence. 42 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:22,125 Sam, you'll need to get Attanasio's retinal scans. 43 00:03:22,916 --> 00:03:24,916 The mask has a scanner in the sockets. 44 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:28,791 Lara. 45 00:03:29,291 --> 00:03:32,916 You'll need to cozy up to Dr. Doonsickle to get her handprint. 46 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:36,541 The glove will copy the good doctor's hand over your own. 47 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:41,000 The catch is, you'll have to shake her hand for a while. 48 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:42,208 Give me a time frame. 49 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:45,250 Yeah, uncomfortably long. 50 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:46,875 -Dr. Doonsickle, -Hmm! 51 00:03:46,958 --> 00:03:48,083 What an honor. 52 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,875 Oh! 53 00:03:49,958 --> 00:03:51,041 Yes. 54 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:55,458 A single gram of human feces contains one trillion germs. 55 00:03:58,125 --> 00:04:00,166 I could put her in an armlock. 56 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,333 No! 57 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,875 Uh… 58 00:04:06,666 --> 00:04:07,916 Um… 59 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:09,958 I got this. 60 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,416 Keep her talking. 61 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:16,375 So… Parties! 62 00:04:16,875 --> 00:04:17,833 Cool. 63 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:20,416 Uh, you go to them… often? 64 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:23,166 "Prettys?" I mean "prettys…" Um… 65 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:24,583 Parties? 66 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:28,208 Oh God. Abort. Abort everything. 67 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:31,833 -Hmm? -Courtesy of the hostess. 68 00:04:31,916 --> 00:04:33,291 Uh… 69 00:04:33,375 --> 00:04:35,208 -It's $1,000 a pound. -Hmm. 70 00:04:35,291 --> 00:04:39,458 So only Mila's special guests get to savor the delicacy. 71 00:04:39,541 --> 00:04:40,833 Mmm! 72 00:04:40,916 --> 00:04:43,291 Hmm. Well… 73 00:04:44,541 --> 00:04:46,625 -Hmm. -Hmm. 74 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:48,416 Hmm! 75 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:49,458 Mmm! 76 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,375 -Hmm. -Mmm. 77 00:04:53,458 --> 00:04:55,166 Mmm! 78 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:56,708 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 79 00:04:56,791 --> 00:04:58,208 Mmm… Mm-mmm. 80 00:04:58,291 --> 00:04:59,708 Mmm! Mmm… 81 00:05:02,958 --> 00:05:03,916 Noni fruits. 82 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,500 Leaves are great in curries, 83 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:07,833 but it's not called the vomit fruit for nothing. 84 00:05:11,666 --> 00:05:13,375 Here, Dr. Doonsickle. 85 00:05:13,458 --> 00:05:15,875 Let me give you a hand. 86 00:05:21,541 --> 00:05:23,083 I… I can't get a clean scan. 87 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:24,875 Can you get him to take his mask off? 88 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:28,375 Who is the man beneath the mask? 89 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:29,458 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 90 00:05:29,541 --> 00:05:31,500 Do me! What is my job? 91 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:33,000 Staying here. 92 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,833 Wow! 93 00:05:35,916 --> 00:05:36,791 Wow! 94 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:39,375 This is a plan that requires precision. 95 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:43,000 We'll find Oko and Kehinde's masks and bring them back to you. 96 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:44,916 But this is for the best. 97 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:48,833 I must see you. 98 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:51,458 Oh! Oh… 99 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,833 Isaac Newton. Right? 100 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:02,333 Fun fact. 101 00:06:02,416 --> 00:06:04,666 Young Isaac was bullied in school. 102 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:08,000 He said it motivated him to be the smartest man in the room. 103 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:13,708 Ugh. 104 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:16,833 Uh… 105 00:06:24,791 --> 00:06:25,833 Oh. 106 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:31,416 Hey! 107 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,875 This is the most fun I've had in decades. 108 00:06:33,958 --> 00:06:34,875 What's next? 109 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:36,958 I wasn't paying attention before. 110 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:38,833 Eshu, this is serious. 111 00:06:38,916 --> 00:06:40,541 This is my serious face. 112 00:06:40,625 --> 00:06:42,583 Just get to the private elevator. 113 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:50,208 Camilla's turn to have some fun. 114 00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:56,583 Flash… 115 00:06:58,583 --> 00:06:59,708 Uh… 116 00:06:59,791 --> 00:07:00,666 Problem! 117 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:02,916 Alert! Alert! 118 00:07:07,416 --> 00:07:08,500 Ugh. 119 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:10,125 I got this. 120 00:07:10,208 --> 00:07:12,750 -Eshu, do not screw this up. -Oh. Uh… uh… 121 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:17,458 Huh. 122 00:07:17,541 --> 00:07:19,541 Oof! 123 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:22,458 How dare you, you monster? 124 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:25,416 My mother trusted you! 125 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:28,083 Now she's trapped in a Russian prison! 126 00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:30,375 You backstabbing ogre! 127 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:33,833 Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to keep your voice down. 128 00:07:33,916 --> 00:07:35,875 Oh! How dare you touch me? 129 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:38,416 Do you know who I am, you French troglodyte? 130 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,458 Hmm. 131 00:07:41,291 --> 00:07:42,166 Oof. 132 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:46,916 Wait a second. 133 00:07:47,416 --> 00:07:48,958 What the… Huh. 134 00:07:49,041 --> 00:07:51,416 Phew! That was close. 135 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:52,666 Hmm. 136 00:07:54,666 --> 00:07:56,333 And like magic… 137 00:07:56,416 --> 00:07:57,833 Boom, baby! 138 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,166 -Mmm. -Mmm! 139 00:08:05,416 --> 00:08:06,916 Good job out there 140 00:08:07,416 --> 00:08:08,708 with Attanasio. 141 00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:10,500 Huh. I have a gift. 142 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:15,958 Why do you care if she takes our masks, huh? 143 00:08:17,333 --> 00:08:18,958 We are not your family. 144 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,875 It's not right to do nothing. 145 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,333 Not when you can do something. 146 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:27,208 And I can do many things. 147 00:08:31,541 --> 00:08:32,958 Me too. 148 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:34,291 We're in. 149 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:44,208 Come on, samurai princess. Let's get you some air. 150 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:23,791 Uh… 151 00:09:23,875 --> 00:09:26,083 Where's my cool hero gun? 152 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:30,250 Orisha of lies and mischief. 153 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:33,000 No guns. 154 00:09:33,541 --> 00:09:35,166 Come on. Vault's this way. 155 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:39,583 Huh? 156 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:44,666 Oh. 157 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 This is the most secure room in the building. 158 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:51,666 The masks should be through here. 159 00:10:31,041 --> 00:10:33,583 These are all relics said to hold great power. 160 00:10:35,541 --> 00:10:37,750 The masks aren't the first thing she tried. 161 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:39,000 Huh? 162 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:42,458 Belt of Thor. 163 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:45,500 Actually, Belt of Kórì. 164 00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:47,500 Humans are so gullible. 165 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,958 What are your Orisha powers, exactly? 166 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:53,875 When you have your mask? 167 00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:57,291 Eh… this and that. 168 00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:01,208 Not the real Spear of Destiny. 169 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,000 There are no masks here. 170 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,833 She's keeping them somewhere else. We have to abort. 171 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,708 Meet at the rendezvous point. 172 00:11:08,791 --> 00:11:10,541 Let's move. 173 00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:14,333 I'm sure there's something enchanting hiding under there. 174 00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:15,750 Eh? 175 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:17,916 Mila is ready for you. 176 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,916 -I don't come when beckoned. -Huh. 177 00:11:20,416 --> 00:11:23,250 Get your ass up those stairs. 178 00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:27,750 Ugh. 179 00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:31,541 What do you think you're doing? 180 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:34,083 We are not leaving empty-handed. 181 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:37,166 No, Sam, stand down. 182 00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:40,416 Eshu? 183 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,083 Brother. 184 00:11:51,375 --> 00:11:53,708 Brother! No! 185 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:13,416 Huh? 186 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,875 Eshu, stop. What are you doing? 187 00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:21,500 He's here. Uh, he's… somewhere. I can feel him. 188 00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:24,666 Where are you, brother? 189 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:27,416 Brother, where are you? I can… I can feel him. I can… 190 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,458 I can feel him right here. 191 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,333 I can… 192 00:12:32,416 --> 00:12:33,791 He's right! 193 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,916 There's a space under Mila's office. 194 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:41,375 It's not labeled. It's just an empty space on the schematics. 195 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:52,708 -Yes. -Mmm. 196 00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:04,833 Mila is here. 197 00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:06,333 They're moving to meet her. 198 00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:08,875 Sam, abort and rendezvous now. 199 00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:11,333 Actually, Lara, I think Sam has this. 200 00:13:15,541 --> 00:13:17,208 Okay, a secret room 201 00:13:18,791 --> 00:13:20,458 means a secret way in. 202 00:13:46,916 --> 00:13:47,958 Hmm. 203 00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:52,416 Caretakers for the world. 204 00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:29,625 Oh no! 205 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,208 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, brother. Ore! 206 00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,416 He was the best of us. 207 00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:44,166 Brother. 208 00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:50,291 He was the only one who ever bothered to listen to silly old Eshu. 209 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:55,166 He knew her. 210 00:14:55,666 --> 00:15:00,208 Eshu, who is this? What does it mean? The broken pieces? 211 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:02,375 None of the other masks were like this. 212 00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:06,500 Ogun has always taken on heroes, 213 00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:10,208 humans he believed could change the world for the better. 214 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:15,291 And he would trust them, to a fault. 215 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:20,166 Enough that he would tell her about the Orisha masks and their powers? 216 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,416 Yes. 217 00:15:22,541 --> 00:15:24,833 You silly old fool. 218 00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:29,541 And if Ogun found out what she was up to, 219 00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:32,958 he would never have let her get away with it. 220 00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:34,916 He would rather die. 221 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,708 What are you saying? 222 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:40,333 An Orisha's mask, once broken, 223 00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:42,375 is broken forever. 224 00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:45,166 Its powers, gone. 225 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,250 And the only way to break it… 226 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,458 …is to sacrifice yourself. 227 00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:56,458 You mean he… killed himself, 228 00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,958 rather than let Mila take it? 229 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,416 Like I said, 230 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,250 the best of us. 231 00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:26,791 It will be dangerous. 232 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:30,041 Our mission to Cuba will take two days to prepare. 233 00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:32,291 Two days is fine. 234 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,125 What do you need? 235 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,875 Miss Nishimura? 236 00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:47,125 Your sporty friend here, too, I assume? 237 00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:49,625 Lock all the doors, please. 238 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:52,166 Nobody in or out until we sweep the building. 239 00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:56,208 The ovaries on you ladies is truly commendable. 240 00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:03,583 Zip, get us out of here. 241 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:05,375 Workin' on it. 242 00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:14,916 Go. 243 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,250 Boom. 244 00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:30,375 Huh? 245 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:31,416 Um… 246 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,750 Faster. 247 00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:34,708 Move faster. 248 00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:37,250 The lion's returning to her den. The… 249 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,375 The lion! 250 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,166 Whew! 251 00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:51,416 Uh… okay. 252 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,375 You ever done this before? 253 00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:54,291 No. 254 00:17:57,958 --> 00:17:59,166 Okay, I can do this. 255 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:08,125 Ooh! Is this how we are getting down? 256 00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:10,708 No, that's… for Lara. 257 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:21,125 Lara, can you get to the window in about 40 seconds? 258 00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,583 Huh. 259 00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:25,708 Valiant effort, Ms. Croft. 260 00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:29,083 I knew I wasn't wrong about your grit. 261 00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:32,583 The Earth needs healing, not more death. 262 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:36,708 Ah, but death breeds life, 263 00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:41,041 and it is the gift I will give the world. 264 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,250 New life! 265 00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,958 Not quite done with this one, thank you. 266 00:18:51,791 --> 00:18:53,041 Hah. 267 00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:57,541 Ah! 268 00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:24,791 Ah! 269 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,041 Nice catch. 270 00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:59,125 Everyone all right? 271 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,000 Yeah. 272 00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:04,125 Lara, she's going to Cuba. 273 00:21:05,541 --> 00:21:06,416 I saw. 274 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,250 There's another mask there she wants. 275 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,625 -If you are going to Cuba… -What'd he say? 276 00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:14,708 He said if we go to Cuba… 277 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:17,125 we may not survive. 278 00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,083 Ah. 279 00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:20,833 Just another Tuesday, then.