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DAY OF THE "MARATHON" 5:15 AM

DAY OF THE MINI "MARATHON" 5:15 AM

This marathon thing is too early for me.

It'd be better at 4 p.m., after you've had your first champagne.

- Yeah. - Then the run would be so much easier.

I get in a bad mood when it's this dark.

I had to get up at 5 a.m.

I hate that. It immediately takes me back to my school days.

Ridiculous. Running is enough of a challenge.

Yes, I agree.

It makes me kind of queasy.

- And I always get… - Heartburn.

So I take a pill.

I can tell that my body isn't made for this.

The marathon was my idea. We are focused on a goal.

To be able to say, "I can do this."

I already feel it.

This is definitely the biggest athletic challenge I've ever undertaken.

Okay, let's go to the back.

Five kilometers doesn't sound like much.

Tom, can you tie this for me? I can't do it.

But doing it at a certain pace…

I can really feel my flabby belly.

I'm wheezing.

- They're all way too fast. They're crazy. - Way too fast. Crazy.

Tom, you're going too fast. Hold on.

- Yeah. Don't get carried away. - No. Exactly.

For the first 100, 200, 300 meters,

I thought, "How are you gonna get through this?"

At first, it was a shock.

Where's the finish line?

This is too fast. You're running too fast.

Slow down.

That was our strategy, to go slow at the beginning

while everyone took off like lunatics.

Better to hold back at first and then surprise people.

This is fun!

- I'm dripping with sweat. You? - Yeah.

I can feel it in my legs. You too?

- The calves? - The calves.

Bill and I are connected.

We have the same physical symptoms,

the same signals, we basically feel the same.

- I've already got a stitch. - I've got a stitch.

- I'm sweating. - Me too.

I'm convinced that we… We influence each other.

If one twin knows the other can keep going,

it makes you think, "I can keep going too."

That's how we get through life together. Always have.

- I need to pee so badly. - Me too.

There's a bathroom. Should I go? I need to pee.

I need to pee too. Let's go quick.

On the way back. We're going around and back!

My God.

I have to pee.

- How nasty are they? - Nasty.

We got there just in time.

One more second, and it would've run down my leg.

Gross.

It's so much easier to run now. My bladder was so full.

- Mine too. I'm lighter now. - Yeah.

Sorry, we have to pass you. You're too slow.

I'm battling my way through. I want to finish it.

She's already given up.

I want to prove something to myself, but especially to Tom

so he'll ease up on the challenge thing.

Then he'll see, "Okay, we can do it."

Given up.

Also given up.

Maybe then he'll relax,

and I can go back to focusing on the finer things in life.

- Bam. Given up. - Given up.

- And they probably all trained. - Yeah.

For months.

See, these old smoker's lungs still work.

So now we can kick it into high gear.

Not yet. We've still got a way to go.

I noticed that Tom was pushing himself, using up his last reserves.

I'm sure he wanted to finish before me.

- Tom! - Come on.

- No. - Speed up.

- Give it a rest. - Go faster, kid!

He can't bear to live

with me beating him in any kind of competition.

Come on, Bill!

It's been like that since we were kids. He doesn't get it.

He needs it for his ego, and I let him have it.

- Are you still there? - Yes.

That's how I help him come out of his shell.

I want a medal too!

Yeah!

Bill!

Keep moving.

- That was a piece of cake. - Piece of cake.

As usual.

I was really proud of us.

There were about 120, 130 people running,

and we came in 75th and 76th, right?

I feel pretty good now.

I'm glad that we did it.

- We're fit. - Yeah.

- Don't mess with us, right? - Yeah.

- Us two. - Yeah.

- There's nothing we can't do, Tom. - The Mighty Mice.

Winning is everything. We got the medal. We did it.

It's my only and the most important medal.

Anyone can win a Bambi.

- I'm proud. Cheers. - Me too. Great. Cheers.

We've made the changes. Now we can have fun again.

Watch out. It's not properly attached.

CANDY'S HOUSE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

Good to see you. How are you?

Candy and I have known each other since 2018.

We did a drag TV show together.

She wants me to take a baby class with her.

Here in the US, my partner and I made the wonderful decision

to start a family.

CANDY CRASH BILL'S FRIEND

That means I'll be a papa or a mama or a "mapa" very soon.

Do you feel well prepared?

Not at all. Zero!

Candy hasn't been in LA that long.

I'm practically her neighbor. We're right next door.

And if I can support her, I'm happy to do it.

I can practice too. Who knows what the future will bring me.

Why?

No, no. I don't have any news, but… No.

- But? - First I need to find a man.

- You can still dream about it. - I think so, yeah.

If I had a man who was really cute

and who also wanted a baby, I could imagine it.

I can picture it too.

- Are you excited? - I'm really excited.

I want Bill by my side for this baby class today.

Something's up.

Because I want to ask him a little question.

I think Candy will do an amazing job.

She'll be a great dad, mom, whatever,

and the baby will come into a very loving home.

It's very brave and beautiful.

Unfortunately, I wasn't very well cared for growing up.

And that strengthens my desire

to build my own family with the values and security

I would've liked to have had growing up.

To pass that on.

I don't think I'm very good with babies.

But I want to support her.

It's great when your friends are there for you

and you have a support system.

It's a new challenge for me because I've never done this before.

I'd constantly be afraid of breaking the baby.

- You look so tense. - Yeah?

Hold the bottle like this.

When I hold the baby for the first time, I will need to have Candy there…

…to show me a few things.

You have to pay so much attention. But on the other hand,

so many people have done this, it can't be that hard.

That looks so cute on you.

Bill is surprising in a lot of ways.

He can do a lot of things you wouldn't expect from him.

- The arm to the side. - Oh, I see.

I'd have no problem telling him,

"Bill, I must go out for eight hours."

"I don't have a babysitter. Can you do it?"

I know he'd do a great job.

Bill was my most important role model during my queer awakening.

I had so much self-hatred about being gay,

about my femininity.

And here was a 15-year-old boy on TV

with smoky eyes and painted fingernails.

He was a rock star, he was unapologetic.

And he was getting verbal abuse from all over Germany.

I was so impressed

that a 15-year-old didn't give a shit.

That gave me a lot of strength to be myself.

Love, freedom, everything!

In the end, I always figure out things.

So I trust myself to handle the baby.

It'll work out somehow.

I can see Bill being a dad himself one day.

He has such a good heart.

And that's why I hope

he'll spend as much time as possible with my baby.

- Thank you, Mouse, for being here. - Thank you.

- I'm so happy for you. - I'm even happier.

And I have a little surprise for Bill.

We wanted to ask if you could see yourself…

Okay, I'm thinking, "Oh, God, what's coming now?"

- My God, how exciting! - The godmother.

What do I have to do as a godmother?

Well, that's entirely up to you.

- Sweet. Absolutely. - We'd have someone in Germany.

- And we'd have someone in America. - How exciting. I'd love to!

- I feel honored. You're sweet, thank you. - Yeah, we'd love for it to be you.

It's adorable that she asked.

And maybe that's part of growing up.

Maybe it'll do me good

to take care of someone else for a change.

The class was worthwhile.

The class was worthwhile, thank God!

Now I won't kill the baby.

- That'll be my biggest mission. - No, definitely not.

How awesome. Great!

I want my child to be able to say one day,

"One of my godmothers, Bill Kaulitz,

is so great and such a rock star,

and he lives unapologetically. And I learned that from him."

How exciting!

Thank you.

Come here.

I'm gonna be a godmother.

- What's so funny about that? - Have you thought this through?

If, for example, something happens to the parents, you get custody.

No, it's not like that anymore. Legally, it's not like that anymore. No.

- Yes. - No. Everyone here is saying no.

- Yes, it is. - No.

I don't see anybody.

As a godmother, you have to take the kids if…

- No! It's not like that. No. - Yes.

- What is a godmother then? - I come over, I help…

So the fun, crazy aunt.

You have to include them in your will.

- No. - Your godchildren. Yes.

Does a godchild have a legal right

to the godfather's money?

No, a godchild usually has no legal right

to a godfather's money.

Godparenthood is usually symbolic in nature.

Look how confidently…

I wanted to scare you.

…this man spreads fake news.

BILL'S HOUSE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

I don't have to include the child in my will.

Look how cute they are.

Yeah. You can eat your Froot Loops off the Versace.

Oh, my God, it's so pretty.

You collect so many things.

You get something new every day.

Nice new dishes, golden spoons…

I haven't decided who gets any of this.

Me neither.

We don't have a will.

Well, in your case, it'd probably go to your wife first.

I don't have any children to leave it to.

I'm not married.

The thought of officials coming

and tearing everything down or taking it away…

That's kind of sad.

Imagine, there are no children to inherit it.

Or no husband and no… You know?

I'd like someone else to get some enjoyment out of it.

If we died or something happened to us both,

everyone would be fighting over it.

We don't have a will.

- That's not good. - I think that's pretty crazy.

We have more than the china.

We have rights to songs…

Royalties, all the copyrights,

guitars, cars, houses, real estate in general, companies…

I just bought shares in St. Pauli. Where do those go?

For example.

All this has to go.

Look, the IKEA bowls from our first apartment. Gone.

- Are you throwing them out? - I'm throwing it all out.

- Really? - Yes.

Look at these ugly mugs. Gone.

The kids made them for you in pottery class.

With kids, you say,

"Oh, beautiful." But you don't actually think that.

I mean, who really likes gifts from kids?

Never heard that.

Throw this out.

- That's not from a kid. - You ungrateful piece of shit.

- You're… - Stop it! Tom! Replaced by Versace.

Yes.

I'd really like for this to stay as is and for nobody to have it when I'm dead.

How old do you want to get?

Well, I'd be happy…

If I'm healthy, I'd like to make it into my late 90s.

- I'd like to live past 100. - I wouldn't.

What about the cemetery? How does that work?

When do I have to start thinking of that? I want a nice plot.

- A mausoleum. - A mausoleum would be nice.

That'd be great. We need a mouse-oleum, Mouse.

- Yeah. - A mouse-oleum, obviously.

But I want to be cremated and have my ashes shot into space,

and have the mausoleum represent me.

Imagine if someone thought,

"Their last wish was to be in Loitsche. Near the potash mountain."

- Back home. - …home.

"We'll scatter them in the Loitsche wind."

Oh, God, that would be awful.

My God!

It's so nice here. Aren't cemeteries great?

I love it. Why do I love cemeteries? Is there something wrong with us?

Because we always played there as kids.

It was the nicest place in Magdeburg.

- I think. - True.

That's where we belong.

- Look, they have pictures on them. - Really nice pictures.

That's really beautiful.

I like it too.

I came here and instantly thought,

"Yeah, this is great. I could see myself here."

I could die right here.

It's perfect for us.

Not everyone would be into it because it gets a lot of visitors.

Fans come here too

because there are famous people buried here.

Does it cost more than the Magdeburg one?

Yes, it costs more.

- It's very nice. - Yes.

I like it. Last time I was here was for a Halloween party.

Me too.

They throw a great Halloween party.

They also have cool screenings in the summer.

People sit on blankets and watch movies and stuff.

You feel like you're part of life and part of Hollywood.

I'd love it if there was a party at my grave.

I can picture it.

And occasionally someone would pee against the wall.

I think we should take some photos for inspiration.

- That's classy. - That's lovely.

Look, that looks like our Tokio Hotel logo, right?

- Classy. - Beautiful, huh?

It should not be ostentatious.

It should be stylish and classy.

What's that? Is that a rocket in the middle there?

- That's great. - It's great.

That's a cool mausoleum over there. Look.

Dude, what's going on here?

- I want to be here. - This is our price range.

Maybe a statue out front too.

- Cast iron. I think that's nice. - I think so too.

Here by the lake. Classy. By the water?

By the water is nice.

There's everything. There are endless possibilities.

- Nice. - Nice gate.

They've decorated it for Christmas.

- Look, he's got a swimming pool out front. - Awesome.

This is the Garden of Legends.

- Sounds good, right? - That does sound good.

With a quote underneath. Also nice.

I could have…

We just need to find out what it costs.

- Bill, here's a good idea. - What?

- You could put in your will… - "All the money…"

"Everything that's left…"

"The royalties, the songs, everything still to come…"

What's to come? We'll still have income after we die.

Once we're dead, our albums will go to number one again.

A lot of money will come in after that.

Copyrights any tribute shows that are still being made…

Immediately, "Monsoon" will be number one again for weeks.

Some artists only make money after they die.

- Yeah. - Someone will get all that.

My mausoleum.

Or animal welfare. That's nice too. No, not or. I'll do both.

Mausoleum and animal welfare.

The houses, the cars will get sold, and it'll all go into the mausoleum.

- So we should get one of those. - Then we'll get one of those.

I want a mausoleum. For the whole family.

- The Kaulitz family. - Yeah.

- Where Heidi can be buried too. - I'd put my mom in there too.

The kids too, if they want.

I'd invite Werner to join us too, if he wants.

I'm in. Together in life and in death.

BILL & TOM' MOTHER CHARLOTTE'S PARTNER

I could imagine a few others. If they're interested, get in touch.

A mausoleum is great.

Coffins. I'd like to try lying in one and see how it feels…

- Coffins aren't really my… - Yes.

A coffin, that's my latest idea.

I consider it a very sophisticated craft.

And I think it's classy to decide now

what it should look like, how comfortable it should be…

I feel choosing a coffin for yourself is a bit macabre.

That's awful.

I must say, thinking about death and the end…

I feel differently than Bill. I get all choked up.

I like it when people, you know, carry you.

I don't find it difficult at all

to think about death and look at coffins.

It doesn't bring me down or make me sad.

I like that it has a lid here instead of the whole thing coming off.

There's like a little window here. Nice.

If you approach it in a lighter way and have some fun with it,

then you take the power away from it.

Yeah, but it's sad… Planning it out like this is kind of sad.

I don't find it sad at all.

The end, so to speak, the finality… That's what worries me.

It's a serious topic for me.

It's not just about my death, but also about my loved ones.

I don't want to think about organizing something like this for someone

or that something might happen to someone.

- It's narrow, right? - Yes, it's narrow.

I don't like seeing Bill lying in there.

As his brother, I… I instantly get sweaty palms.

How does it look with my eyes closed?

- Well, not nice. It scares me. - Nonsense.

Fear gets you nowhere.

I can't imagine Bill and I…

We've always done everything together in life…

Done everything together in life…

I can't imagine one of us going before the other.

I mean, the idea…

It would basically be

like a part of you dying.

I'm not scared of death.

Tom always makes fun of me. He says,

"That's nonsense. Everyone's scared of death."

But I'm not a fearful person.

That's why I'm up for a waterfall,

and flying in a helicopter, and bungee jumping, and a hot air balloon.

I don't think about it.

I never imagine the worst-case scenario.

That's why I also believe that I'll grow old.

I always remember The Lion King and young Simba,

who I always thought was great, who said,

"I'm not afraid of danger. I laugh in the face of danger."

We don't want you to die in there.

I think a test lie-down is pretty intense.

- I don't like standing here, Mouse. No. - No?

That shows me once again what kind of…

- The kind of family you ended up in. - …family I ended up in.

You can't always be serious.

There should always be a little humor.

And life and death go hand in hand.

Bill and Tom are a couple of crazy guys.

Totally crazy.

But I love them both.

Yeah. Nicely put.

The energy here is not too bad.

We haven't spent that much time together as a family,

all of us together, like on a trip.

It's about time. We're going with Mom and Werner…

- To… What's it called again? - Uchtspringe.

Today we're in Cochem. Is that what it's called? Cochem.

It doesn't sound German.

"Cochem." You think, "I've never heard of that. Where is that?"

It's near Bielefeld and Koblenz.

From the name, you'd think it was in the Netherlands.

But it's a small German town,

very idyllic, incredibly beautiful.

It has the Moselle river and a beautiful knight's castle.

It's a quaint, little place.

- Cochem's really lovely. - It's lovely here. Yeah.

Tom and I are at an age where we feel

that we want to spend more quality time with both of them

while they're still fit and able to do things.

- This little steamer is really cozy. - It looks so nice and autumnal.

A nice day trip. Where should we sit? Upstairs?

It's probably cold outside, right?

Has Mom been with Werner for eight years?

Mom's been with Werner for eight years.

Yeah, quite a long time.

If you have to…

Yeah, maybe not on my lap. Just…

If this thing goes down, we'll be fine.

Bill can swim.

What swimming badge do you have?

I'm a lifeguard and rescue diver.

Yeah, that makes sense.

We were wondering what to get Werner for his birthday.

He's really into knights.

He likes watching Vikings and all those shows.

And so we thought, okay, what can we do for him?

Let's go to a castle and invite him to be knighted.

- To a pleasant medieval trip. - Medieval trip.

These are my favorite moments.

When no one else is around, and it's just the four of us.

We usually see them at a concert,

but we can't really focus on each other

because everybody has things to do.

I usually stay in the background.

It sounds boring, but a day trip is lovely.

- I think so too. - Good job, Tom…

- Thank you, King Tom. - …as always.

It's the least I can do.

Did you know that the ancient Romans sailed their boats up here?

- Can you still do that? Probably. - Do yachts ever dock here?

No, not very often, but you could, in theory.

Even though we are very different people,

we love him because he's such a kind guy.

And I think my mom feels

like she's in bed with a Viking, which she finds hot. Yeah.

Let's just leave it at that. We can always cut it out.

We're not cutting anything out.

- Who wants to drive? - I'll drive. I enjoy driving.

Tom's going to do it.

Captain Tom.

How lovely!

Tonight, you're King Tom.

- That ship's coming toward us. - Yeah, we'll honk them out of the way.

I'd say that's highly illegal.

I mean, isn't it?

That's a good horn. My goodness.

Look, there's the castle. Bill, the castle!

Look.

It looks so beautiful up there, huh?

You get a feeling when…

I don't really believe it, but when a soul is old

or when it's lived several lives.

If I didn't know any better, I'd say I used to be a knight.

I also feel that I used to be a lawyer. And a police officer.

I also have a feeling I used to be a construction worker.

If they'd rent it to us, I'd…

We have to take a picture.

I'm already exhausted. This is hard.

- Look how beautiful this is. - I'm coming.

I'm here!

I had to take a picture. Wow.

- They used to wave from up here. - Yeah.

Give them bread.

- Cake. - Give them cake.

Especially cake, yes.

I love this era.

I felt like I experienced that time period a little

while we were there.

Here's the tavern. They used to party here at night.

- They always got drunk… - I'd like to do that.

- Hello! - Hello.

We walk through the gate. The castle, very fancy…

Welcome to the Reichsburg.

CASTLE GUIDE

- Bill, hi. - Hi. Tom.

Alex. Nice to meet you. I'm your castle guide.

Then there's this guy who looks like a hipster

from Kreuzberg, Berlin.

No, he doesn't look like a Berlin hipster.

- Let's go. - Very nice, thank you.

Where are all our medieval friends?

Where are the horses, the carriages,

the knights bashing each other's heads in?

It was built in the year 1000.

This ancient castle was built by Count Palatine Ezzo of Lorraine.

Well, the museum tour…

It was a toll castle that collected tolls from ships sailing the Moselle.

Starting in 1868, it was rebuilt by Louis Frédéric Jacques Ravené

which took nine years…

If it had been a Sex and the City museum, it would've been different.

But a knight's castle in Kachelm… No.

- Cochem. - Cochem.

During the last two years of the Second World War,

the Reichsburg was a training center for…

Bill isn't interested in any of this.

But we both always try

to make people feel good out of politeness.

In the homes of the 19th century,

there's a distinction between private rooms and state rooms.

When were the Middle Ages? The time of the castle. 1825.

- Very pretty. - Great.

The wealth is put on display.

These are the state rooms.

The Middle Ages were when the castle was first built.

Eighteen hundred something.

The last room I can show you today is the armory.

- Finally. - Finally.

The smoking lounge for us men.

Everyone's laughing at me, but they don't know either. Aha.

The Middle Ages were in 1920. There.

I want to wear a suit of armor. This one's my size.

- I'll put it on. - It's his size.

It's one of the most famous suits of armor in the world.

In Innsbruck in Austria, at a time when everyone was small,

there was a count who was 7 foot 9 tall.

That's Georg and Gustav's size.

I was amazed at how small the knights were.

I didn't know they were that small. Why was that?

Now we're out in the open air.

- Oh, beautiful. - So beautiful.

Look. Amazing.

- Still beautiful. Wonderful. - That's so beautiful.

I must take a photo.

When I see a place like this…

- You get carried away. - I get carried away.

Maybe they used to have sword fights here.

And then they'd fall down there.

Werner was blown away.

He could totally see himself moving in, sharpening swords,

restoring the castle. That's his thing.

But now we can really let loose. It's time for a party in the cellar.

All the knights are there, and I imagine it's really dirty,

with everyone getting so drunk they can't walk

and things getting really wild in Cochem.

I'm gonna get changed.

I'm gonna try on something nice.

- Right. - Wow. They stink.

Not a big fan of knights. It stinks like hell. Ugh, man.

We were expecting to find original cloaks and historical pieces

that we could put on and dress up in.

This outfit is really itchy.

Should I go with silk instead?

Tom looks like, well…

Honestly… A kindergartener.

Mine was the most beautiful. What did you expect?

I'll do this until I get a kiss. And then…

There are no knights here. This is just a puppet show.

What do you think?

You look like you're out of Game of Thrones.

- Out of Game of Thrones. - You look medieval…

A friend told us about this place.

He said, "Guys, it's awesome. It's life-changing."

- "Like traveling back in time." - "Like being in the 15th century."

"There's dancing on tables, everything out of control."

Wave! Wave!

Then we go in, nobody else is in costume,

and they are a bowling club from Cologne.

We were basically the idiots

who dressed up and made fools of themselves

so they wouldn't have to.

We acted out the Middle Ages for them.

We put on a whole show for them.

I'd imagined something different.

In case you didn't realize, I'm the castle whore.

- Well, I noticed. - Okay, good.

Under normal circumstances, I would've left immediately.

And I'm the mother who can't control her child.

I only stayed because I wanted to get knighted.

If that doesn't happen, I'm out of here.

CASTLE TAVERN

- So what's this here now? You can… - Ah, that's a bell.

- To do what? - You ring it.

You were in your element.

I catapulted myself back to the Middle Ages.

Bring in the barrels!

- Werner is having a blast. - Yeah.

I had a job to do.

But you don't eat salad with your fingers, do you?

We do in the Middle Ages. Come on.

I wanted the Middle Ages.

I thought we were gonna have sword fights and sing drinking songs.

- The cabbage too. Yeah? - The coleslaw… Difficult, right?

- I'll use a spoon. - No!

- Bill! - Delicious. It's so tender.

It just falls off the bone.

Werner thinks it's all brilliant.

Couldn't have been better back then.

He couldn't believe his luck.

Deep down, he probably thought he helped build the castle.

It felt like you were seeing everyone around you

in medieval clothing, right?

- That's what I saw. - Yes.

I have schnapps for you all.

Colonia!

A fart a day keeps the doctor away

Hey!

Quiet now!

Bill and Tom, you will fight!

Thank God. I'd been waiting for the knights' games.

- I don't want to be a knight. - Yes.

I'm the castle whore.

You can appoint someone to fight in your place.

Aha. Who dares compete against my brother?

Werner!

- Yes, you want to? - Me!

- Yes, I want to. - Then off you go.

Then go for it.

- My little whore. - Off you go.

The duel between Werner and Tom is hilarious

because they both take it incredibly seriously

but pretend like it's just a bit of fun.

- Only one of us can be knighted today. - Only one.

I'm screaming on the inside because this is gonna be so awkward.

One! Two! Three!

Like sawing a log at a wedding.

What does this have to do with being a knight?

But fine.

Yes!

The chainsaw champion!

That's what I'm saying. Tom always pretends and goes…

He downplays it, but when it matters, he takes it very seriously

because it's really important to him to win. Totally.

Drink, drink, drink!

That was definitely the wildest party Werner has ever been to.

I love it when Werner has fun. A sweet, spry senior.

No, you have to hold it over your head.

He'll go home with Mom feeling happy

and will be in high spirits for a few months.

Dear table of honor,

may I knight both these men?

Well, I say yes.

- Yes! - Yes!

Werner!

Yes!

- Werner had the time of his life. - Werner thought it was awesome. Yeah.

He loved being the center of attention.

Let it be known

that Squires Werner and Tom

are deemed worthy of becoming

knights of the Reichsburg.

Sir Tom.

Don't get us mixed up, okay?

Finally!

From now on, you can only call me Sir Tom.

- Okay. - Always with "Sir" in front.

And Sir Werner!

Great.

- Hip, hip! - Hooray!

- Hear! Hear! - Hip, hip!

Hooray!

- Werner. - Yes!

Finally.

Finally! We're together at last!

The time we spent together in Cochem,

what we experienced there, was really intense.

We should do this more often, us four.

- Yes. - Yes. That would be nice.

- My God, I'm a knight now. - You're a knight. I'm proud of you.

I'm still working on the castle whore. I'm going back in.

Okay.

When you've been knighted, where do you update your ID?

At the registry office?

I don't think you can officially register that, can you?

I mean…

I have to… It has to be noted in my passport. "Sir."

- This is… - "Sir Tom Kaulitz" sounds good.

Don't you think?

Yes. It's Sir now. That goes for all of you too.

Sir Werner Härtner… of the Moselle.

SIR WERNER OF THE MOSELLE

From now on, it's Sir.

I'm scared there might be rats here.

No.

Oh, there, over to the side, there…

Stop it. Stop now. Is there one there?

Rats are part of the Middle Ages.

You're a knight. I'm gonna check with the janitor now.

I want it now, I don't want to wait.

- Stay out of my man problems! - Listen to your brother.

I want to date whoever I want. Stay out of it, please.

- No. - So you had a connection?

- Yes. - Yes.

The two of you… Right?

Fun, but you didn't get far.

- No. - Okay.

Tom, stop meddling.

I can date whoever I want for as long as I want.

It's none of your business who I invite.

Which one of us is more likely to give in?

Me.

Other people have opinions too.

And good advice is hard to come by.

We can both be really stubborn.

I'm more likely to give in. Definitely.

You have to be there for me, even if I pick the wrong men.

But I am. I am.

- No, you're not. - Yes.

I gave in--

You gave in, and you still kept the connection going.

I don't think Bill has ever given in.

Never. No.

Okay, you two, was it a good warm-up?

- Yes. - What's been happening?

I changed my mind a little about our hometown.

Because Tom and I, we were basically just…

How should I put it? We were basically ripped out of there.

We didn't exactly grow up feeling at peace with our hometown.

It was really difficult to grow up there.

As soon as we got the chance, we were gone.

- Like, from one day to the next? - From one day to the next.

We stopped going to school from one day to the next.

We packed everything up, went on tour,

and never looked back.

We probably let a lot of people down.

We just left them behind, and they probably feel… Yeah.

- Do they feel abandoned? I wonder. - I think so.

But we didn't really have a choice. I mean, we were 15.

It's not a bad thing. It's great, it's something new, right?

It's a bit like being in prison,

and suddenly two people get out, and the others are left behind.

Exactly.

It's a bit like breaking out of prison, and the others are still inside.

Our friends knew that we wanted to get out.

But I think some of them were sad.

Yeah, I think so too.

They probably miss us as friends, right?

- You'd like Tom to go back? - Yeah, I think it would be good for Tom.

Well, I'm all for it.

It will help you work through everything that's weighing on you.

And it might be really moving. Who knows?

Anything's possible.

Do you want to take him back there with you or…

Yeah, I don't know.

You don't have any concrete plans to go back yet.

I'd like to get everyone together

and meet up with some people from back then.

The nice thing about home is the old friends.

And the people you spent your youth with.

Seeing them, meeting up with them, seeing what happened.

What are they doing now? Do they still like us? Are they mad at us?

I'd be interested in that. I'd be up for going home for that.

You would overwrite those old memories.

Right? Then, what's lurking there

will suddenly look completely different.

It's nice to create new, positive memories,

let go of the old pain and transform it.

- That's a good idea. - I agree.

I just don't know how yet.

What, like have them over for cake at home?

- Nah. - Nah.

What would you like to do?

Well, I'd like to sit down with everyone, have a nice drink, chat,

maybe dance a bit…

Prom night.

That idea would be nice. Getting everyone together again…

Maybe someone will say, "Tom still owes me a pack of cigarettes."

Definitely.

It'd be interesting to see if they'd be up for it

and if they still remember us.

- Class reunion slash friends reunion. - Yes.

I'd like that.

I'd like to see how they remember me…

- I'd be up for that.… - Exciting.

I think that's lovely. I've always wanted a prom.

- "Tom and Bill's lost prom." - I like it. That's a nice tagline.

- We never graduated from high school. - We'll pretend like we did.

With a prom, we have our high school diploma in the bag.

- Two birds with one stone. - Perfect.

School reunions are great. I'd love to do that.

KAULITZ HILLS PODCAST RECORDING

I'd really like to do that. We'll start with this.

If you are from Schricke or the surrounding area…

Zielitz, Loitsche, Wolmirstedt.

Maybe we made out at some point back in the day.

Please get in touch.

Okay, Mouse. See you next week.

We'll still be here.

- See you next week. - See you next week, dolly. Bye, Mouse.

- It's done. - Let's see who gets in touch.

- Now we're in trouble. - Now we're in trouble.

- I'm looking forward to it. - Me too.

I wonder if any of them even listen to it.

Probably. At least one of them listens to it.

- Yeah. Word will get around. - Exactly.

- I'm excited. - Me too.

I'm looking forward to seeing them. What they look like now. Awesome.

- We'll get our school reunion. - I'm looking forward to it.

We've made it official, so now we have to go through with it.

It'll be great. I'm really looking forward to it.

We must prepare for our school reunion.

ONE WEEK LATER

People got in touch with us in different ways. By email…

"We spent a lot of time together during two or three years

and had our first experiences with weed together."

Age 12. Nice.

- …via our podcast, WhatsApp… - WhatsApp.

Bill Kaulitz. Dude, that's crazy.

The life you live now.

- Sweet. - Great what you guys do.

- Who is that? - Jenny.

- …group chat. - Instagram.

Good morning!

I'm going to send you a completely new voice message

in the hope that you'll.…

It's five minutes long.

I hope we don't forget anyone. We'll put together an awesome guest list.

I definitely want Sören.

Belex, Sassi.

Saskia. Richie, of course. Have you got him?

- No. Richie. - Richie. Monique!

Monique!

- Scholli. - I thought she was hot back then.

- I thought she was hot too. - Yeah.

- Didn't we both have a thing with her? - I did.

I think we slept in the same bed.

That's right.

There was a lot happening.

Wait, Teresa…

It's gonna be crazy when they all meet.

I'm so excited. I'm wondering how it's all going to turn out.

Me too. I'm really nervous.

BILL + TOM'S LOST PROM

Lost Prom, here we go.

I'm excited because I don't know what's in store for us.

I'm not sure they even want to see us.

You peed into my bottle, and he let me drink it.

Oh, I didn't feel good there.

I didn't want to stay there as a kid.

I'm curious to see how people react to us.

Oh, Mandy. Oh, sweetheart.

- She left. - No!

Yeah, I think she did.

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