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I knew you were here this morning.

So that's why you came to see me?

Yes, but especially to tell you the big

news.

Say what?

But you do not guess.

It's not true.

Yes, and above all, you can settle in

whenever you want.

Is there any one to serve here, please?

Of course.

I'll see right away.

I'll be right back so you can eat.

Yes, sir.

You'll put two bottles in there.

Yes, sir.

And now you'll put five boxes in there.

Five boxes.

Yes, sir.

And then?

And then you'll follow me.

Yes, sir.

Here you are, sir.

Ah, it's 73!

It has syrup.

And even juice.

You'll put a box in there.

Tell me, do you want to taste our

raspberry?

It's good.

Oh, see for yourself.

Ah, yes, that.

That disinfects.

A bottle.

Yes, sir.

And now?

And now you'll follow me.

Oh, sorry, madam.

Am I still following you?

Ah, no.

You'll deliver all that and you'll put it

on my account.

Let's go, my rabbit.

OK, my parrot.

Come on.

What's the plan?

Right now, I'm going to look for a

dream in transit in Roissy.

How many women are there?

Five.

Did you pay the bill?

Yes, 500.

You could have asked for more.

It's still 100 dollars per head.

Ah, a dollar, a hat.

And this afternoon, I have a baptism at

the Precatlan.

Do you want to come?

I'll invite you there.

Oh, my poor rabbit.

I have a correctional file to finish.

And an extraction of large molars.

Ah, that hurts.

Oh, yes.

The business resumes.

Hey, there's interest.

Insurance is still increased.

Ah, they really don't do anything to encourage

craftsmanship.

No, they really don't do anything.

Would you have a little bit of liquid?

Of course.

Here you go, boss.

Thank you, my rabbit.

Bye.

We'll call each other, eh?

Yes, my rabbit.

It's urgent.

Goodbye, my loulou.

Goodbye, my rabbit.

What are you doing?

I'm finishing the letter of the Golden Bostruffe

-Meyer case.

Wood.

Oh, really?

I didn't know you'd be here so early.

I came in because I'm waiting for an

assassin.

Oh, then I'll go get you my 6

.35. But no.

But come on.

You're not going to let yourself be shot

like a dog.

But no, he's coming for advice.

Oh, well.

I like that better.

Because it would be annoying to lose sir

in the flower of age.

But no.

He called me to tell me that his

mistress was sleeping with her husband.

It's banal.

What is less is that he poisoned the

husband with arsenic.

That's not stupid.

Anyway, since he was panicked, I told him

to come here with his suitcase.

Is Madame here?

Yes, sir, in the living room.

Jacqueline!

Jacqueline!

And above all, keep your mouth shut.

Again?

What again?

But look, you're at my house.

Oh, you're not going to make me pay

a fine for illegal parking.

Well, then be careful.

Well, that's it.

Oh, this morning I saw the judge.

He was formal.

Before three months, we'll be separated.

Oh, but it's wonderful.

Yes, yes.

But since we have the same address, I

told him that I would build a concrete

wall.

But where?

Well, there, there, there.

To cut the apartment in two.

Since you don't want to go.

Oh, but you're not going to come back

on that.

I have my office, my clientele here.

If it bothers you, you just have to

move.

But me too.

I have my clients used to coming.

But you can also go and see them

in prison.

No.

All those who were, I got them out.

Anyway, as we will continue to live together.

Oh, no, sorry, not together.

In the same apartment, nuance.

And then you cross the line all the

time.

We put this sofa there on purpose.

So please, look at the ribbon and stay

in your apartment.

I'm not going to be in yours.

Well, I hope you'll still be more indulgent

when I'm married.

Oh, because you're going to remarry?

Oh, I had intentions, yes.

Is she going to prison or is she

going out?

Oh, no, no, no.

She's a cover girl.

Oh, now you're doing the sex shop.

Oh, but she had the first page.

It doesn't interest me.

Oh, I thought, as you asked me what

Bubble was doing.

Bubble?

Well, yes, that's her job.

Oh, because she works.

But what do you want?

Me, nothing, but as the doctor needs me

to finish Mr. Roche.

No, no, it's useless.

I'll let you put a little more.

Oh yes, before the obturation of G5.

That's it.

So Mrs. will call me.

Yes.

Bubble.

How can you call yourself Bubble?

But it's original.

It's modern.

Well, that's how it is in fashion.

It's Bubbles.

Bubbles.

Oh, I know her.

And you?

Me, me neither.

I did all the mail.

We pleaded for her.

Yes, that's how I met her.

Yes, a photo business.

Pornography.

No, fake photos.

Yes, by an advertising agency.

And then I got the maximum.

250,000 francs.

Old?

No, new.

That's huge.

But not for Bubble.

For the demand of damage and interest, we

had to display her tax paper.

And one in the other, per year, she

makes a hundred million.

New?

Oh no, old.

Oh, but it's not bad already.

That's for sure.

Nowadays, rather than treating teeth, it's better to

show her behind.

Let's see.

Especially since she doesn't show it.

Well, she took it for her.

Oh no, if the rest is already worth

gold, it's better that she keeps her behind,

her, yes, her behind in reserve.

In short, if I understand correctly, it's going

to be a love marriage.

But perfectly.

Ah, really?

She's going to marry who?

With sir.

It's going well, huh?

It's going well.

Oh no, precisely not.

It changes everything.

But finally, I don't see what it changes

for you.

What it changes?

Since sir and madam made me the whim

to no longer want to sleep together, I

have two beds to make instead of one.

Well, it's the same.

It will be the same.

Oh no.

Angry, it was temporary.

Separated, it becomes definitive.

I resiliate sir and madam.

But you are much more than my secretary.

You are my right arm.

And to me, mine.

Precisely.

For the household, I only have the left

of free.

So say, we have signed an agreement.

Yes, it's true.

I should have thought.

And refuse a single salary for two heads

and indexed it on the price of gasoline.

Because, with my buick.

You have a buick?

On credit, sir.

And very modest.

Without television, without bar, without air conditioning.

Finally, to return to Bubble, it's a very

good girl.

But very good.

And you will be in my opinion when

you see her.

I hope never to see her.

It seems difficult to me.

Why?

As we will live here, is not it?

You do not imagine that I will bear

the presence of your concubine at my house?

At your house, at your house.

But we will not go to your house.

We will stay at my house.

In my share.

You will not do that?

But I do not do anything to you.

I make my life on my side, in

my side.

That's all.

Next to me?

But yes.

I do not see what it has of

extraordinary to what my future wife lives with

me.

Now, if it bothers you, I'll build this

wall.

No question.

And since it's like that, I'll do exactly

like you.

I'll get married, me too.

Ah, you will?

Ah, you too?

But why not?

But, but why not?

But, but why not?

But bravo.

But bravo.

And what is the lucky one?

What does it matter?

Ah, yes.

Since you tell me that you intend to

bring a man here, I would like to

know who will see him in the evening

in a pedestrian in the corridors.

For the moment, he is on tour.

Ah, business traveler.

He is a theater actor.

Robert Burton.

I know a Richard Burton, but Robert, he

will have to make a name.

But it will come as soon as he

really has his chance in Paris.

So you ran into him on a country

road?

He's a customer So he's a thug?

He's been here at least 20 times 20

times?

He must have his mouth in a state

You don't know anything about him He's a

sensitive man Shivering, throbbing, a living scorpion A

scoundrel He's an artist A scoundrel?

A scoundrel?

Excuse me, I don't have any change I'm

not sure What

are you doing?

My dog!

Give me back my dog!

My dog!

My dog!

I want my dog!

Don't be like that, I'll sell your dog

Pierre Spira, you're up to something Your

bridge is beautiful You're going to be great

It's terrible, you didn't recognize me It's raining

I can see that I'll fix it Open

wide The

doctor doesn't need me anymore We're meeting a

new client I couldn't read what the doctor

said I didn't understand Give me the bridge

The bridge?

We rang it Don't tell me you swallowed

it!

Yes, I'm here I'd like to speak to

Mrs Bellman From Mr Robert Burton Oh, it's

you!

You still have a toothache?

No?

You just landed What do you want me

to do?

You want me to tell Mrs Bellman you're

coming?

It's a deal Goodbye, Mr Burton You're calling?

No, it's a client of mine He needs

me No, but since you're here, I'd like

to tell you something To me?

Yes, to you.

You don't drink?

I do, when you're not around Then serve

yourself when I'm around No, no I'm off

To you You know, you heard that another

woman is moving in here Yes, I heard

But why don't the gentleman and the lady

get along?

I don't know, maybe we know each other

too well Maybe we need to get to

know each other There's a kind of fatigue,

anyway Anyway, anyway, it's going to make me

three people to serve No, no, it's going

to make you four because the lady's husband

will also live here with his new wife

Yes, that's what I'm saying, that's three The

gentleman can have two wives No, because the

lady's husband won't be me anymore Who will

it be?

The fourth Ah, because the lady will have

another gentleman than the gentleman And that's it,

but you won't have any more work because

we'll sleep in the same bed All four

of us Ah no, each in his own

bed, well, two in the same bed Yes,

but it's still four mouths to feed That's

why you'll have an extra bed for me

For you?

Yes, for me and for me Ah, you

mean for him and for me Yes, that's

it, for four No, for two, for my

new wife and me For you?

For us, for you, for me, that's 500

francs for me You'll have a check for

me For me, for a month That's it

For a month, for me, for you, for

me, for a month That's it But what

about the lady's new husband?

What's going on with him for me, for

a month?

You'll see that with him, not with me

That's for me No, that's not for you,

it's for the lady Ah, well, that's the

same for me Hello Madam Hello Come in

I think the lady has an appointment Yes

Yes, yes, it's the first time the lady's

been here, isn't it?

Yes That's good, yes, that's good, that's very

good So, does the lady have a headache?

No, not at all Do you feel nauseous?

No, not at all If the lady wants

to take a nap Ah, hello dear Madam

Hi Sit down, please Up there?

Yes, of course But I have an appointment

I know, open your mouth But I have

an appointment We know, open it Ah, but

I don't have a toothache Don't be afraid

Ah, but I have to trim my beard

No, no But yes, because I have an

appointment with Bernard What's your name?

Bubble Ah, Bubble Yes Well, since you're here,

I'll take a look Where?

In there Ah!

You'll never find anyone else I couldn't have

guessed it was the gentleman's wife If you

don't mind following me Ah, is she crazy?

Yes, er, well, no, it's the gentleman's wife

But I didn't know she lived...

She was a dentist No, she lived in

the same apartment as Bernard He was cut

in half Bernard?

No, the apartment Ah It's hard to understand

Yes?

In there, you have a visitor The gentleman

will explain it to you better than I

do Ah!

Welcome, my little darling But he let me

in, do you think?

What?

But you're a complete idiot Very well, very

well Since that's the case, I'm not waiting

for the end of the month to go

home But no!

But yes But no But yes But no

But yes Where are your suitcases?

Outside, next to the elevator Would you be

so kind as to take care of them?

Ah, if you ask like that, it can

be done Well, I'll give them back to

you I'll take them I'm

so happy, I'm so happy, my little darling

Oh, you didn't tell me your wife was

here But I was afraid to bother you

But no, it doesn't matter to me because

the more there is, the more we get

Yes, yes, but we'll live completely apart Everyone

on our side It's just that we mustn't

cross this line What line?

It's invisible, but it's there But we're not

going to be stuck here like a gallop

in the middle of this hole, are we?

Ah, but there's also the dining room I

mean, our room, which used to be the

dining room Oh, what's all this mess?

It's rotten, we'll have to break everything Break

everything?

Oh yes, it's ugly, it's sad There's no

palm tree, it's a lack of slats Ah,

yes, it's a lack of...

Oh, we'll put garden slats with plastic orchids

Plastic?

Yes, and we'll have to paint it navy

blue, French, French Ah, I don't know if

my wife will agree to French, French Oh,

but listen, we're going to paint during the

night What about in the morning?

In the morning, it'll be horrible But no,

you know nothing, it'll be terrific Yes, it'll

be terrific Do you want some?

No, no, no, no, no, no, thank you

Oh, wait, they're great, I just got them

from Katmandu But was it really necessary to

go so far?

Ah, impossible, I'm telling you, soaked in terrible

things Say, wouldn't that be...

Ah, yes, of course, what do you want

it to be?

Listen, listen, wouldn't you rather accept a little

whisky?

Ah, never!

I'm not going to poison myself, give me

some No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, you'll do that later because...

No, not here Here what?

Well, finally...

No No, we'll both go to bed Oh

yes, yes, to bed, to bed Oh, what

an old man he is!

Here you are, sir What is it?

It's...

it's very, very...

it's a picnic basket But no, in there,

it's fluffy Fluffy?

Yes, you can see that there are holes

to breathe Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

I didn't know you had a big dog

Ah, but Pussy, Pussy, it's not a big

dog, let's see Ah, no?

No, it's my little girl What?

Ah, you have a child?

Yes, does it bother you?

Ah, no, oh no, oh no, does it

bother you?

Ah, no, oh no Look how cute she

is Ah, this age is fine And her

father?

Her father?

She doesn't have a father She doesn't have

a father Ah, that's curious Oh, you don't

have a father No, and I don't want

her to have a father Yes, well, okay,

yes, but he must exist Ah, yes, it's

a guy in the movies In the movies?

So there's a clue And what's his name?

Oh, now he's gone into my bed He

came out in the morning, so, eh, poof!

Eh, poof!

So, for paternity research, that's really poof?

Yes, it's fine, it's fine Very well, thank

you But Pussy, Pussy, wait for me alone

Finally, she'll be one of us You'll be

her little Danny, Danny Yes, only I don't

know if...

Oh, I'm sure you'll adore her Yes, me

only, will she adore me?

And then, where are we going to put

her?

Ah, anywhere, she'll be happy to see her

little basket Yes, yes, it's true, when it's

closed, it's not easy Yes, but she'll grow

up Ah, that's for sure, she'll...

That's why I want to marry you, so

she can have a real house Yes, a

marriage like that, yes Because a real house

is something else than a basket, do you

understand?

Ah, yes, I understand Ah,

that's for me Yes, it's the murderer, sir

You're receiving murderers?

Of course Oh, that's boring Ah, no, it's

my job Oh, fascinating, can I touch him?

Ah, no, that's not possible The murderer rang

twice Get him straight into my office Yes,

sir So, if I can't touch her, let

me see her No, it's not possible, it's

not possible, I'm sorry Oh, you're not nice

to us, are you, Pussy, Pussy?

I'm sorry, that's not...

that's not possible Ah, it's you Come in,

Mr Burton Thank you Hello, Mr Burton Hello

I'm not asking you if you had a

good trip Very good, thank you Too bad,

I mean, all the better Well, I'm going

to put all this away because it's a

mess And I'm going to tell Madam right

away that Mr Burton has arrived Yes, but

I have all my time, I can't disturb

her Oh, no, a customer like you never

disturbs Mr Burton So...

Come in Here's the second package Here it

is Thank you Can you open it, please?

Oh, of course, of course Thank you Oh,

thank you Well, there's a bit of everything

in there Oh, yes, there's a music suitcase

Ah, music is fun It's great, isn't it?

Oh, yes, that's great Hey, what about the

matches?

The matches?

Here are the matches Here Can you open

it a bit?

What's that?

Oh, you don't know?

No, not at all So, try it Really?

It's weird, isn't it?

You'll find Oh, yes It's not terrible You

don't like it?

Let me see It looks like...

It looks like...

Like, I don't know what, it's...

What do you want?

What do you want?

What do you want?

Me?

It's you?

Yes, it's me, Maître Bellemann.

You?

Yes, it's you.

It's just that...

What?

I didn't think I'd run into you.

I called on the way in to meet

you.

Really?

Yes, let's go to your office.

Is it necessary?

Of course.

It's confidential.

That's for sure.

You see?

Sit down, please.

But I...

Sit down.

I won't hide it from you any longer.

You're in a dirty business.

Really?

Yes.

You can already consider yourself lost in front

of the chairs.

Because you're going to the chairs?

No, no, it's you.

You're going to go there.

Are you kidding?

I don't want to.

If we can't even have a house without

risking the chairs, our society is really rotten.

But, sir, society has escalated, and we're not

there to fix it.

With a little luck, you might be able

to get some mitigating circumstances.

Mitigating?

Yes, well, nothing is less certain.

So, trust me, tell me everything that's happened.

I want to know every detail.

Every detail?

It's a sex story, isn't it?

Well...

I mean...

It bothers me.

But I need to know why you became

his lover.

I don't know.

It's hard to say.

So you met him, and it happened right

away?

No, not right away.

We saw each other at least 20 times.

20 times?

20 times before it happened?

Yes, at least.

But it bothers me.

No, no, no.

So the 21st time, you brought him to

a hotel.

A hotel?

You don't believe me, do you?

So, it was you who went to her

house?

Her house?

That's impossible.

Why?

Well, isn't it?

In liberal professions, how should I put it?

The husband is very often at home.

Yes, yes, I see, like me here.

Yes, that's it, like you.

So...

It bothers me terribly to tell you all

this.

But why?

It's a matter of modesty.

Listen, leave your modesty to the changing room.

So, it happened at your house?

Yes, that's it, at my house.

And then?

Yes, yes, always at my house.

I understood that.

Only, I would like to know how things...

have degenerated.

Degenerated?

Degenerated, yes.

The husband who was there bothers you.

A husband, it's embarrassing.

That, of course.

Ah, there we are.

So, to better give up the frenzy of

sex, to be able to let go of

desire, the husband who bothers you, you have

erased him.

Ah, of course, telling it like that is

terrible.

I apologize.

Apologize, apologize, but it's too late.

Now he's dead.

Who?

The other one.

Ah, the other one.

What other one?

The husband.

There's no other one.

What do you mean, no other one?

Your wife has no other husband.

What do you mean, my wife?

I beg you to leave my wife out

of this.

Yes, but she's very concerned.

What do you mean, my wife?

Do you know my wife?

Yes, of course.

There's nothing to laugh about.

How do you know her?

I came to get my teeth treated.

So it wasn't you who poisoned your mistress'

husband?

Ah, no, no.

So what's your name?

Robert Burton.

Yes?

Your artist is here.

What?

At the salon?

Yes, at the salon.

You're here.

I'm so happy to see you.

And you?

Me too, me too.

It's not that I didn't like your husband.

That's all.

It doesn't matter.

Now we're finally separated.

We'll be able to remarry.

With your husband?

No, with you.

Ah, with you.

I mean, with me.

Are you happy?

Yes, of course.

I hadn't thought things through so quickly.

That's good for us.

Oh, I'm so nervous.

Hang on, my friend.

Good God!

Don't swear, darling.

Good God, good God!

You can swear, darling.

Do you want to screw me over?

You see, it's all pink.

All pink, all pink.

I'll screw you over, all pink.

Kiss me.

Dior!

Dior!

It's bouncing!

It's bouncing!

Doctor, what's wrong?

I just took off, my dear.

What are you doing?

And when you take off, it's to fly

away.

Where did he go?

I don't know That's it!

I'm setting the gauges You're going to see

my carpet fly, watch out Come back immediately

I can't brake, I'm on wave 2 Cut

the gauges!

Victor, I order you to land Impossible, I'm

above the shark cathedral When you see it,

land If I can negotiate my turn on

the wing Watch

out, I'm going to land It doesn't work

Yes, why?

For nothing, but take an aspirin If I

can get the carpet into the tube, that'll

be great No, no, no, no, don't

insist I don't want to taste it And

listen, stop, stop me This, how do you

say it, this Mary Jane You don't like

it Yes, yes, yes, I love you But

there are things you can do and things

you can't do Oh yes, you said it,

so it's true Do you love me?

Of course, of course I love you Of

what?

That I can't take it anymore Of what?

Of you, of you, my little you, my

little you, you, you, you But not now

But why?

Because there are moments when you can do

things and there are moments when you can't

do things You're the one who's telling me

Yes, it's me, but I should have shut

up There's something burning No, there's nothing burning

But here, look!

For God's sake, for God's sake!

You mustn't swear, darling That's it, it's over,

it's over It's a pierced piercing Since it's

over, why are you so angry, darling?

But I'm not angry, darling, I'm not angry

I'm very calm, I'm very calm So, are

you okay?

Now I'm hungry Good, you're hungry?

Yes Well, we'll go and eat, but first,

get dressed Really?

Yes, yes What does that look like to

my wife?

Think about her If I understand correctly, you

want me to live with your husband Not

at all, because he won't live with me

anymore But he still has all his things,

his suits, his shirts He'll take you away,

he's in the middle of the house Who

is it?

My wife's next husband She's my husband's new

wife You know Mr Burton?

Hello My wife So,

since I didn't know you were sisters, it'll

be a picnic style What?

That's the way it is Okay, okay Sit

down Thank you And you, sit down Here?

Yes And me, here?

And me, here And

you, come here Put your finger here If

you want Do you perfume yourself like that?

Yes, with sandals I think it smells really

good Put your hand here, my dear Since

it seems you're in the way When

you're done with your circus, will you do

me a favour?

You can serve Here, madam What's that?

That's guantanamo I don't know it You'll know

it I've never eaten that before It's a

good start So, if we want to live

together, we just need to settle a few

domestic details What?

So, suppose you want to take a bath

And I'm going to the bathtub Or Mr

Burton is going to be there So?

So, he might not want to You can

take a bath together Oh, that's a bit

old-fashioned It's obvious, it's obvious that...

It's obvious that if I take care of

the bathtub...

I could take a shower And I'll make

you soap Well, no, not really I mean,

it's a service Yes, well, no Oh, what's

that?

It's like a scrubber So, when it comes

to baths, we'll set up a time system

Yes, yes, yes You love me Yes, yes,

yes Give me a hug No, not now,

not at the table Oh, it doesn't bother

you, at least?

Oh, no, of course not You're at your

place, he's at his place You see, it's

not like that at all Do you love

me?

What kind of question is that?

Well, answer me Yes, but we're at the

table Is that why you don't love me

anymore?

No, but that's not it, of course Well,

kiss me then No, but it's just that...

You see, we can kiss very well Not

at the table Well,

in case you need me, no need to

ring the bell, I'm busy Oh, you're

going out too?

Me, yes, I have to go Where to?

I don't know, I mean, to the post

office You should have sent Victor But Victor's

gone for a walk Your wife's child Children

need to be pampered Like adults Like adults

It's funny to have to be in the

elevator to be alone You're the one who

brings people home I didn't think you'd do

the same thing Well, you did, so I

did If you want to go to the

post office, it's that way I'm going the

other way I mean, we each go our

own way But...

yes, well, each our own way You know,

I never thought it would happen between us

It's because we were made for each other

Oh, I'm so good in your arms, so

relaxed Me too Do you think we'll be

able to start again?

Yes, I'm sure of it We mustn't get

caught No, we'll be fine My love You're

happy Like crazy I want your body to

roll with mine all night, in the...

In the what?

In the sheets!

Oh, you're doing well, you know this scene

very well I don't know it either It's

because we've only rehearsed it 15 times So

what do we do?

We start again No, we're fed up!

Now I want to What?

You Come into my bed Oh, no!

Well, come into mine then!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

No, you can't Really?

You think so?

Yes?

Yes, it's not bad either No, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no Why?

Why, why?

I thought you loved your lawyer I love

my lawyer But it doesn't prevent me from

wanting you I mean, to love is to

love everyone who pleases you, right?

Yes, yes, that can please a lot of

people, right?

Oh yes, but they saw him like that

and maybe tomorrow I won't want him anymore

Oh yes, and if I don't want him

either Oh no, he's smart, that scares me

and I love seeing fear Oh, but in

short, I'm scaring you too Oh no, you,

not at all, you're beautiful Ah, so it

pays Listen, I'm going to tell your wife

that I want you Oh no, no, no,

that's not going to work Ah, but it's

going very well, you're afraid she'll know Yes,

it's a bit like that You're really a

scoundrel, aren't you?

It doesn't matter because I like you Oh

my God, it's not possible, tell me I'm

dreaming Oh, it's you Oh yes, you see

Don't fool me No, it's me, it's me

who asked him to make love What?

Yes, but it's not worth it Oh yes,

yes, yes, I refused, I saw it, I

refused It's not true that you asked him

that Yes, why?

Why, why, but you're crazy, but tell him

she's crazy I wouldn't allow it, would I?

It's going to be your wife But tell

me, I forbid you to tutor me Ah,

well, I thought that if we tutored each

other, our relationship would be more...

And first, get out!

But don't get angry like that Yes, calm

down And then stop tutoring me Me?

Yes, no, him, you, you But you're the

one who tutors me Get out, go, go

to my room You're crazy But what's wrong

with you?

My text Get out!

What a character!

He's right, you're a nuisance But, well, admit

that there's something, but what is it anyway?

I find you attached to him You're jealous

Yes, no, well, he's my husband, my wife,

well, almost And so, I want him, that's

all But you can't be my wife and

want this guy So, you always told me

that you were for freedom I'm for freedom,

but with limits And since I love you...

So, you have to give me everything I

want You can't ask me to do something

like that Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me,

can't you knock before entering?

I couldn't guess that you were...

Yes, well, what do you want?

I came to feed the poor man, but

since you're here, how do you find the

temperature?

Ah, well, are you kidding me?

No, I thought that since you're wearing a

hat, well, since you're wearing a hat...

Yes, that's what she said, you're making fun

of me, aren't you?

Well, no, I wouldn't allow myself to, sir,

please Mmm, that's good Thank you, Miss So,

we'll have to prepare the supplement for good

children Come on, my dear Since we're bothering

you, we're leaving You can kiss me now,

he won't come back Ah, I forgot, do

I give him the sugar cane with or

without mustard?

Ah, yes, but I have to open the

door, don't I?

Oh, sorry Yes, yes, it's right here, come

in, Mr Gillet Ah, but I didn't know

that...

You see, she's cute, isn't she?

Yes Yes, she's cute, you too Oh, that's

original Well, I'm glad that you like it

Did you want to follow me?

Are you finished?

Are you finished?

Please sit down Thank you, sir There you

go Did I ask you to hold her

for a second?

Ah, yes, that's fine Thank you very much

It's time to tell the gentleman that you've

arrived, Mr Gillet So, promise me that you

won't want my wife's husband anymore I promised

you that I'd sit down That's good, that's

good Again?

What?

But I told you to knock!

Oh, sorry, I forgot But I couldn't imagine

that you were still chit-chatting with the

young lady Oh, it's all right, what do

you want?

What do I do with Mr Gillet?

Oh, darn it, darn it, I completely forgot

about him Wait for me, I'll be right

back Wait for him, he'll be right back

Ah, hello,

dear friend Hello, sir Congratulations Why?

It's wonderful at your age to have a

child of this age Oh, no It's not

mine, it's his Oh, no, it's his, it's

not mine Yes, it's mine, it's not his

Oh, really?

Oh, it's yours?

Yes, I thought it was yours at first

And I thought it was his Oh, yes,

because I take care of his as if

it were mine Well, then I'll give you

mine That's it, give me yours Oh, yes

There you go I

feel like he's running away Ah, it's nice

at this age, isn't it?

Yes, yes, but it's wet Well, yes, dear

friend, sit down Thank you, sir I'll give

you my life for an hour, Dante Dante

I never knew that Here's the little girl

I put...

Here she is Excuse me Yes I wonder

how long she's been like this Do you

want to speak to the doctor?

Yes Oh, I don't know, sir You do

everything here, don't you?

Yes, sir, yes And you don't call me

sir What do you mean, sir?

Do you want me to call you sir?

Well, I don't know Tell me, my old

man, and tutor me Ah, my old man

wants me to tutor him?

Yes, you know, I'm not Jean-Patron Ah,

by the way, since my old man is

my second boss he'll have to provide a

sum of 500 francs By me?

Yes, by you Since I can't go and

ask my old woman well, a madam, I'm

talking to my old man Yes, well, it's

a deal It's a deal, because I have

car expenses But you don't have time to

use a car, do you?

And the chauffeur, my old man, is that

enough for the dogs?

You have a chauffeur?

Frankly, do I look like I'm wasting my

time parking?

Yes, well, it's not that I'm trying to

sell my room for the TV For the

TV?

You're not famous, are you?

Ah, no, that's why I'm having a hard

time Don't you want me to rehearse?

I'd like to, but quickly, because, you see,

I'm on fire It's from there All right

So you're the woman Well, come on, I'll

do it, come on, go ahead Tell me

you love me Oh, yes, my love, Anoushka,

take your pneumatic mattress and go back to

bed Oh, no!

Of course, go back, go back No, but

you can't say that in parentheses Well, you

have to say it Well, I'll continue Go

ahead I'll give my life for an hour,

an hour, Dante, Dante Bravo!

Oh, yes, I got it Let me caress

your feet, is that it?

Oh, no, there's no such thing I'm asking

you if that's it But you have to

say it Well, yes, that's it All right,

I'll do it again Let me, let me

kiss your thighs Oh, yes, go on, go

on Let me climb up to your secret

garden Hey, the whole camp's gone What?

Go on, go on No, no, it's not

written, but I'm asking you I couldn't guess

Go on, go on All right, I'll do

it again Let me, let me lick your

flesh Oh, yes, a remoulade celery from a

1850 Vaux-Cote Oh, no, you can't read

that It's not in brackets But it's my

yesterday's menu, I redid the edition Oh, but

I'm not supposed to know that I'm not...

I'm an artist, I do my job, but...

But you still have to have a little

bit of...

Oh, hey, hey, hey, it's all right All

right, I'll go on All right Let me

kiss you everywhere Hey, what's the show on

TV?

We'll see, we don't have a budget Too

bad, I wouldn't have wanted to miss that

All right, let me, let me possess you

to the point of delirium Tell me, tell

me If I'm bothering you, you have to

tell me Oh, no, no, not at all

I told you, my old man My old

man Oh, yes, yes, I asked him to

call me my old man But luckily, you're

not going by car on your way to

get rid of the staff And you, instead

of making a pit stop with an old

man Go on, go on, it's time to

go Come on, old man Sorry, come on,

sir Excuse me, sir I mean, my old

man, my old man, sir, sir, my old

man Hello?

Yes?

Yes, yes Don't leave, I'll put her on

Oh, it's for you Don't

leave, I'm looking for her Don't leave, I'll

wait for you Wait for me, my beauty

Who is it?

Who is it?

Hello?

Oh, it's you, darling Oh, you're a love,

you called me so quickly So, is it

working?

Oh, great!

Oh, I'll kiss you everywhere Bye!

Who is it?

Alex Ah, that's him Oh, yes, he's great

Ah, that's him, yes But, well, he was

your lover Ah, yes, of course Ah, that's

it, yes, well, it's over a long time

ago Ah, yes, with Louis, it's not regular

like with you Ah, yes, that's it Listen,

we don't sleep together every time we see

each other Ah, not every time, yes No,

because you have to feel like it Yes,

you have to feel like it, yes Without

that, it's not funny Ah, no, it's not

funny, no, it's not funny I have an

appointment with Louis To go to bed?

Ah, no, we're not going to see the

time Ah, that's it We're going to prepare

a series of photos for Honolulu Ah, that's

it, because you're going with Alex to Honolulu

Yes, and with you too, we're going every

time Ah, that's it Hey, we're going to

stay 15 days in Pagne With ukuleles and

flower necklaces And I'm asking you if you're

not tired of making fun of me I

don't want you to go to bed with

that Alex In Pagne, and Honolulu in addition

Sir No, it's just to know if freedom

of expression really takes two T No, one,

like an idiot Ah, that's what I was

saying too, but as a gentleman, we're friends

For God's sake, for God's sake, for God's

sake Oh, my dear, my dear Oh, you're

here You were right, we shouldn't make fun

of each other Put yourself in his place

I'm sorry I made you angry But no

You're not mad at me then?

We'll manage We'll love each other If you

want Oh, you've got a soft skin Oh,

no, no, you didn't start Oh, no, it

was just a whim Oh, really I'm sorry

I made you angry Well, that's perfect You're

not helping me at all Oh, no, I

definitely don't have a skin That's all you

can say Oh, no, but you're wrong It's

true Oh, please Well, I'll leave you Oh,

that's enough Listen, Jacqueline, appearances are against me

You call that appearances?

Kissing on the mouth?

No, she made me rehearse my play So,

to thank her, I was going to kiss

her on the cheek I don't know what

I thought Bang!

Her head turned Don't you think it was

her who made you turn your head?

Not at all Well, she's pretty Oh, yes,

very You'd like that Oh, yes, but...

Well, you're not serious I am, because we're

not married yet Let's say that as a

wedding present, I'm offering you this fantasy Well,

you don't think so Why not?

Well, I don't want to take your husband's

new wife But you did take her first,

after all Precisely I think it would be

too much You have to know how to

moderate And she has to keep her husband

I mean, you Well, it's very simple I'll

go and ask her I'd rather not hear

that As you wish Come in Oh, excuse

me No, no, there's nothing I'm not disturbing

you?

No, no, not at all Come in Sit

down What's the matter?

Well, I got carried away a little No,

it's nothing Well, I wanted to tell you

Since we're going to live under the same

roof, right?

I think it would be better if we

could hear each other Oh, well, I don't

think it's better I think you're terrible Really?

Really And I think you'll be much prettier

without glasses I'm mute So, you know...

Well, you know Take them off so we

can see So we can see?

That's a way of speaking Oh, but I

was right Look, you have wonderful eyes You

mustn't exaggerate Oh, I always say what I

think, you know And I think if you'd

had your hair done differently...

Well, I've got an appointment Come with me

later, Charles But I'm expecting clients Oh, too

bad It would have been great Here you

are Well, here you are Here's my dresser

Ah!

My glasses You're stupid Take them off, throw

them away I'd like that, but...

Well, then, forget your gums and come with

me You're funny I mean, nice I'll take

you then Come in It's the way Take

them off What?

You expected it, didn't you?

The dentist is fed up with hollow teeth

She'll pull them out But, Doctor, that's not

possible But you can see that it is

Oh, really?

Go on, take them off And cancel all

the other appointments behind Oh!

Madame is going out with the new wife

of this gentleman Yes I can't stand that

she's him Yes, yes I'd like to have

two men, but not that this gentleman is

another...

There you are There you are So, rather

than her staying with him Yes, yes, I

understand So, I'll be on my way There

you are Very well We're going to have

a great party A party?

Yes By the way, what time do I

prepare dinner?

No need, I know a great couscous Maybe

I should take a bag, no?

Useless, since you're unemployed, I'll entertain you But

I'd have to warn you Oh, nothing at

all, we're free, aren't we?

That's more like it Do you need a

car?

Yes Why, can you get a taxi easily?

My car, with my chauffeur That's so nice

Great, come on!

Bye, guys And then we'll have a party

What's a party?

It's a way of seeing the cathedral of

Charles Please, ladies, please Be

careful, people!

Come on!

What's going on?

What's going on?

Nothing It's just that the two ladies of

these gentlemen have just gone out together Oh

no, we could have warned them I'm talking

about mine That's nonsense I'm talking about mine

Yes, that's how it is It's not mine

Come on!

Oh, hi!

Oh, Bubble, my heart!

How are you?

I'm fine I came with a friend Laurie

is my friend Hello, friend Hello, friend We're

going to have a great party tonight You

have to dress us up It might not

be worth it Oh, yes!

Try this No, maybe this I

don't think it's enough for her I'd rather

see her as a Hollywood star That's it,

that's her type Me?

Yes, why not you?

What?

Right now?

Of course!

Get dressed, Laurie We're going to have a

party at Arlon's See you later Patrick, bring

out the new collection Hey, look at her!

She doesn't look like our old Karateka You

too, you too!

But I've done a lot of it, you

know, to build muscle Yes, that's what I

was saying In terms of muscle, it seems

rather discreet It's nothing It's discreet!

Discreet!

What are you doing?

You can't steal Do you want me to

show you something else?

No, please!

No, no, no, it's not the time, it's

too late I've still got a lot of

cleaning to do It's fine like this You're

right, you're right Very good, both of you

You see, I like you a lot You

can't steal from me Why wouldn't I steal

from you?

Because I'm the...

I'm thirsty Me too, it's the champagne that

makes you thirsty I've brought a third bottle

No, a fifth Already?

Yes, I'm counting them If you're counting them,

then...

Speaking of coffee...

No, bring us a fifth bottle instead My

old man wants to say a seventh What?

I'm counting them You too?

Let's not discuss the numbers, we're thirsty And

I want to drink to the health of

my child With one more bottle, you'll have

twins Come on, come on, you're looking for

this champagne?

No, you've had enough So if you want

more, look in the fridge Right, I'm going

But I see that you seem to get

along very well with my old man Not

at all, not at all, I'm pretending I'm

trying to buy some time Why?

Well, my wife's cheating on me, that's one

thing But knowing that she's going to start

again tonight Here, at my place, with him,

under my nose, in my bed That's a

reality that's intolerable to me Yes, yes, of

course For you, it was good to have

two wives But not that Madame is also...

There, there, she didn't tell you where she

was going?

I didn't ask her Ah, it must be

her Hello, yes, is that you?

Hello Ah, no, no, no, there's no wolf

here, no, no It's me You'll see, the

second one's a lot cuter than the first

one Well,

okay, Loulou No, I'm in Nepal Yes, you

know, it's a crazy place So what do

I do?

You watch them and you bring them back

Yes, that's it, you can leave the car

Come on, goodbye my rabbit So this is

a rabbit that calls you Loulou?

Yes, to tell me that your wives won't

be long Ah, that's awful, you absolutely have

to find an idea to get Jacqueline back

Can't you see anything?

Yes, you just have to tear her Tear

her?

Against what?

Against the other one Against the other one?

Yes, to choke her I'll choke her?

There, I've chosen the strongest one You're going

to be completely blown away When I look

at you?

I don't care Well, there you go Tell

me, I've just thought of something To prove

to you that I love you, I'll give

you my wife Thank you, I already have

one Yes, the first one, but he was

talking about the second one No way, I've

got the old one, the old one, I'll

keep her Ah, but you've got some sort

of priority over the doctor Oh yes, I've

got a right to be old Oh yes,

so I suggest to these gentlemen to practice

alternation, like at the station Day father, day

father No, but you're completely crazy Do you

want me to tell you what you are?

Go on, say it, say it He won't

say it, he won't say it It's rubbish

A professional matamor Oh yes, and do you

know what you are?

No Well, you're just a cock What do

you think?

You know, we can't say he's completely wrong

When we are, we are Precisely, I can't

take it anymore We have to kill this

bastard You want us to kill him?

Here?

No, in the kitchen, the carpet is clean

here Without going that far?

But to neutralize him, I'd give anything Really?

Even a TV in Zimbabwe?

It's as if you had it Ah, so

there's the basotron Sorry There's the basotron peroxyfinitral

What's that?

It's for the teeth, very powerful when we

suffer But when we drink, it breaks everything

Everything, and even more than that Go on,

go on, get it for me Go on,

get it for me Ok, so we're going

to basotron peroxyfinitralize the bastard That's it, we're

going to machine the basotron We're going, we're

going to peroxy him Robert, Robert, it's your

old friend Answer me, Robert Listen, Robert, we're

not going to argue like that, for nothing

There, there, we're going to eat Look at

that, it's not so bad It wasn't so

bad, it wasn't so bad Listen, answer me,

just one word He doesn't seem to be

saying yes No Listen When I heard you

repeat, I saw that your talent was genius

Come and see, come and see, it's great

Come here, come here Come and see Look

at that Look Isn't that beautiful?

Go on, it brings happiness It's beautiful, it's

beautiful You hear?

You're a genius And I want to drink

with a genius Do you think what you're

saying?

Always, that's true, he always says what he

thinks That's it Well, that's it, you're less

stupid than you look I forgive you Come

on, let's drink to your genius and to

our reconciliation To ours Yes, to ours Say,

does it have a taste?

No, not at all, no The cork, maybe

the cork No, no, no, no, it has

a little taste Ah, no, not at all

Ah, yes No, no, no, no It has

a little taste Excellent What's that?

Well, that's a pyjama But it's mine Yes,

I didn't have any, so I allowed myself

to...

But you're not going to sleep at my

place No, not at your place, there, there,

I'm at your wife's Precisely, I forbid you

to put yourself in this bed Ah yes,

you forbid me, well, I'll come and see

that Come on, let's go down there But

your thing, your thing, it's funny, it didn't

do anything at all Oh, but sir, I

assure you that...

And I assure you that you don't have

any more television in your bed He's lying

there, my wife's going to come in But

we have to find a solution right away

So, there, there's only one possibility left Masculine

Masculine?

Yes, if a man was in a hurry,

very, very tender with him Yes, and then?

It would make him leave right away, believe

me First of all, it's surprising, but it's

perhaps a genius idea And then, it will

be easy for you, since you live among

loulous and rabbits Ah no, no, there, sir,

you're going the wrong way The rabbit is

my cousin, he calls me my loulou and

that's where it ends But that doesn't prevent

you, in a spirit of sacrifice, to attract

this dirty ego into your room Ah no,

ah no, there, I regret it I can't

accept this kind of work, even for a

colored television with a built-in bar That's

for a gentleman to sacrifice himself But you're

completely crazy!

Excuse me?

No, I mean...

Yes, yes, I see what you mean But

if you prefer to abandon your wife to

the bastard without fighting, that's your business Ah,

there you are Yes, it's me But what's

wrong with you?

Oh, you don't look very well I don't

know, I suddenly felt very hot and very

cold I was crossed by a kind of

black lightning And, and, and, I'm all shaking

inside And, and, does it hurt?

Ah no, no, no, not at all, no,

no, no, it's the cotton worms, the cotton

worms Oh, my love, my love And, and,

it can't stop me from throwing up Ah,

well, you'd better lie down, eh?

Ah no, it would be better, it would

be better in my bed, eh?

No, no, no, no, not at all But

I'm frozen Of course, my old man is

walking in his pyjamas Ah, but it comes

from inside Oh, well, from inside or from

outside, it's the same In cases like this,

what you need is air and a lot

of heat You'll see, I'll fix that What's

wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

Wouldn't that be an Asian virus?

With such a jump?

And such a speech?

Come on, come on, come on, come on,

come on, come on, come on Come on,

come on, come on, come on You're going

to let me be quiet, right?

There, there, my old man will go through

this good sheet of bed And my old

man will feel much better right away Oh,

excuse me, my old man It's not a

problem, there Because I'm in a hurry to

see him, my old man Well?

Yes Isn't she warm?

Ah, yes, she's warm, but it seems she's

not for me How?

But my old man is delightful, look at

that!

It's a pair of skates, it's much better

than a gentleman's.

Oh, you put it on too?

Yes, yes, yes, he puts it on when

he has the flu, as it is softened.

Ah, but for a softened leg dress, except

that it is bizarre.

Bizarre, oh!

Oh, it seems to me that sir has

just had a shiver.

Me?

Yes, yes, a kind of shiver like my

old man.

Sir did this.

Me, I did that.

Yes, exactly, that.

It's champagne that must make us sick.

Ah, before getting cold, sir should cover himself

too, in order to create the atmosphere.

How does it warm me up?

I'll turn your dark dress.

No, no, it's not worth it, there's another

one.

Yet I feel my strength coming back.

What, already?

What do you mean?

You mean fortunately?

You have a cotton full of your head,

and it bothers me that Jacqueline sees me

in this state.

That's it, that's it.

Sir will also put on this good room

dress.

No, it bothers me.

Yes, but I, instead of sir, I would

not hesitate a second.

Ah, no, no, it bothers me.

And the time turns, and the night advances.

Ah, good blood, good blood, good blood.

But why did you say good blood, good

blood?

Ah, for nothing, it's because of the shiver

of earlier.

And a shiver at night, it's embarrassing.

Hey, she's curious too, that one.

What then?

Your other room dress.

Ah, you think?

Ah yes, it's very special.

Very special, very special.

But these are the two that sir prefers

to my poppy.

Yes, I love them, I love them, that's

all.

Now I think you don't need me anymore.

I'll let you warm up, gentlemen, quietly.

Yes?

Yes?

Did you buy them?

Naturally.

And you chose them yourself?

Yes, yes, why?

Don't you like them?

Ah, yes, yes, yes, they are very good,

but ...

So I'm happy because, precisely, that's what I

like too.

How so?

Well, isn't it?

As we have the same taste.

I don't see why I would hide from

you any longer what I am.

What does that mean?

Well, I prefer gentlemen to ladies.

Stop your bullshit.

It's not ...

Whenever you want, I'll prove to you that

you're not one of them.

You're hurting me.

So if that's the case, why were you

furious that I settled in this bed while

waiting for your wife?

Well, it's very simple, it's very simple.

I was upset, I was upset that you

only think of her without paying attention to

me.

Oh, you're jealous, aren't you?

Oh, you're laughing, but you know, we've been

living like friends for years.

Oh, you're mad at me, aren't you?

But no, she became your mistress only to

make you come here.

That, then, she was stunning.

I've been dreaming of having an actor for

a long time.

You'll be my first.

No, but I'm going crazy or what?

But you'll see how happy we'll be, both

of us, here, at my place.

And your other wife?

Bugle, it's a cover, it's a little cover

for the neighbors, let's see.

You have no shame, you, a lawyer.

But I'm a man in a dress.

You won't resist me for long, you know.

You know I have a lot of relationships

in the world of the show, you know

that, right?

So what?

So what if you're going to have a

nice role?

No, no, but you're mad.

But no, but no, if you want to

get there, my little one, don't be mad.

Me, I'm mad?

But yes.

And you shouldn't, with the mouth you have.

Huh?

What's wrong with my mouth?

Well, your mouth is milk.

Mmh, my uncle Crete, it's milk, how should

I put it?

Mmh, blow me the word, it's milk.

It's pulpy.

So if that's the case, why did you

offer me to get your wife back one

day?

Thanks to this complicity between her and me,

she'll be able to join us from time

to time.

No, my little one, really, it's disgusting.

But why?

Because...

What?

Because...

What?

I don't want your wife to be between

us.

What?

I want us to be happy together, but

nothing with the two of us.

But what are you saying?

But that I like you so much.

How did you know I was?

It's true that it didn't show at all.

But you detected me.

That means that...

You're right, it's true that I'm crazy.

But I'm not like you, I'm rather shy,

you see.

Ah, yes, I see.

So at first I thought you were teasing

me.

Not at all.

I thought, but you're teasing me, you big

tulip.

But I can see that you like me

a lot.

So that way, I have a pulpy mouth.

Well, that means that...

She's tempting.

So let her tempt you, little one.

No, not here, not here!

So let's go to my room.

No, no!

I come from my room.

I can't wait any longer.

You set me free.

No, not right now, not right now.

But yes, but yes, but yes.

No, I'm frozen, I'm frozen.

But my arms will warm you.

Oh no, oh no.

But I'll serve your little body when you

come.

Leave my little body alone.

But there will only be you, you, you.

Only you, nothing but you.

Come on, you'll see, let's go.

Wait, wait, wait.

Victor could come in.

When there's danger, it's better.

I'm begging you, I'm begging you, not now.

So when?

I don't know, I don't know.

I have to look at my appointment book.

You don't know what you're losing.

Maybe, maybe, but not now, not now.

All right, I'll stop paying.

What?

It's over.

You mean you were kidding?

Of course.

Oh, I was so scared.

You're a great actor, aren't you?

I'm glad you liked my performance.

Unfortunately for you, I don't eat from this

palate.

Oh, but don't worry, neither do I.

Don't defend yourself, everyone has his tastes.

And since your wife didn't expect anything from

you, I asked her to replace you.

Oh, no.

Yes, and I saw that you were bored

that I put on your pajamas.

Oh, yes.

Well, I'll give it back to you.

Oh, no.

But yes, for a first night, I'll sleep

naked.

Oh, no.

But yes, and anyway, your wife will warm

me up.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, bastard.

He's going to drive me crazy.

He's going to drive me crazy.

Well, here you are, Miss.

Arrived at your port.

Oh, you're so cute.

I love you.

You're so cute.

Well, well.

Oh, super, man.

Thank you.

Robert, listen to me.

So, my man, did it work?

But no, he's not leaving.

But the gentleman's wife is in front.

So, it's over.

Oh, no.

No, if he only saw me on television,

the bar, the air conditioning, the video.

She will have everything, my wife has no

price.

So, now, trust me.

It's the lock that's getting stuck.

Oh yes, but now the little one has

gone to wake up the concierge.

Really?

Oh, I'm crying.

It's swinging.

I'm just above the cathedral of Champery.

Oh, my head is spinning.

My head is spinning.

Put it there, put it there.

Oh, it's spinning.

Well, let it spin, let it spin.

It's spinning.

I desire you, madam.

But you're crazy.

Oh yes, you.

Let me kiss your foot.

Let me caress your thighs.

Let me go up to your secret garden.

To Sèvrere-et-Moulin in a Côte d

'Evaux, 1850.

Oh, Victor, we've never talked like this, Victor.

Call me Robert.

Robert, but why Robert?

Don't try to understand me, call me Robert.

Robert.

That's it, louder.

That's not bad.

Even louder.

Oh, Robert.

Oh, Robert.

Very good, very good.

Come on, even louder.

It's wonderful, but is he deaf or what?

Oh, Robert.

Oh, yes.

But what are you doing?

But love, my old man.

Oh, it's pretty, it's clean.

But Robert.

Oh, no, no, you can tell me what

you want.

I believe what I see and what I

saw, that's enough for me.

Well, that's good.

But listen, Robert.

Now, Robert, it's no longer worth it.

Oh, no, it's no longer worth it.

I understood everything.

You've really embarrassed me here, haven't you?

But you did it on purpose to surprise

us.

Yes, out of love, madam.

Oh, out of love.

You did all this out of love?

Yes, out of love.

For sir.

And a little bit also for my television.

The lady of sir is advanced.

You're going to have a great time.

Take the opportunity to make the plan.

But what are you doing?

Well, you see, I'm leaving.

But why?

Well, why?

But because I'm too much here.

But how is that?

How is that?

She'll explain it to you a lot better

than me.

If she wants to.

Well, if she can.

Because it's a shame, a real scandal.

Oh, my poor old man.

If you were here, I'd complain.

Oh, my poor old man.

But what's wrong with him?

But I don't know.

I don't know at all.

He's weird, isn't he?

And you, tell me, what did you do?

No.

At this point.

Are you coming in?

Oh, no, no.

Well, have fun.

Hi.

Honey.

Honey.

Honey.

Honey.

Honey.

What's the matter with you?

It's not you I'm looking for.

Oh, no.

Not that way.

There's no one else.

Oh, how great you are.

Yes, yes.

But you're not a slut.

I'm not a slut.

I'm a super slut.

I knew I was still missing something in

my life.

In short, it's an experience we did.

But yes, but yes.

And we were right to do it.

But why?

Why, why, why?

Because now we know that you can't live

with four people in a too small apartment.

I'm not too heavy?

If I love you, it's precisely because I

don't like light women.

Honey.

Now I think I have everything I need

in my belly.