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Where are you going ?
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To buy croissants for breakfast
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You're a darling
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I'll be back in a sec....
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# Oh mom, why ain't I a boy ......?
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FUN AT EVA's PLACE or WHAT A DRAG !
English Subs by yavass January 2013
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It's very hot today
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Eva ? It's me !
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Eva, answer the phone !
Answer it please !
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OK, you're still sleeping
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I know you're there Eva.
Answer the phone !
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At last ! Are you alone ?
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I don't think so....
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Let me check...
What happened to him ?
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Alain ?
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Julian?
What was his name ?
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- Darling....
- Is he another good-for-nothing ?
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We didn't hit it off.....
Anyway, he's gone.
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- Where are you now ?
- I fled before he starts.....
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.....asking about my zodiac sign.
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- The croissants trick. Isn't it good?
- It's a good one.
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-Yesterday he was the love of your life
-You saw him. I had to fight for him.
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The others envied you when
you left with him.
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I loved it. Some gays are hard to fall
but I know how to "soften" them.
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I'll hang up now. See you tonight.
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Tonight I'll close the deal with the
European Bank manager. You forgot it ?
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Sure ! I had insomnia because of that.
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Hold on ! He's more difficult than
the Pope himself !
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And you're gonna seduce him
like you did with this young man ?
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It's a pity they don't look alike.
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That's a good idea.
Mr Aymar ?
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My wife and I, we invited Mr Hott of the
German branch, to dine at our home tonight
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Will you be able to present your
project at our place tonight ?
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I'll be happy to, Mr President.
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Perfect ! At 20:30 then.
You'll bring your wife of course.
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Of course !
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-Did you have plans for tonight ?
- No, I only need a wife !
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- ...I mean I need to call my wife !!
- Call her from there. I'll call mine.
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""I should have said that she's dead""
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Marie it's me. We'll have two more
guests tonight.
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Eva, it's me. We'll dine
at the Aguttes tonight
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- Perfect ! Kisses darling
-Kisses ! I'll pick you up at 20:00 hrs
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What's this shit ?
I work at the restaurant tonight
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Call a babysitter ! The kids love it !
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- You have children ?
- Yes ! Four !
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- Whom are you talking with ?
- I'll hang up now. Bye !
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Adrien?
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What an asshole !
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She thanks you ! She's delighted !
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Please help me ! I'll look stupid
if I go alone.
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- OK, I'll come
- You're great ! I love you !
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Discreet attire, light make-up, smile
and be carefull whom you talk to !
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Sir ?
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- What ?
- Your schedule
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Cancel the appointment
with Golden Energy.
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Confirm lunch tomorrow
with this.....Richter
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And check if I've left the
coffee machine on, in my office
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Sir my best wishes for your name day.
It's Saint Adrien's today.
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Best wishes to you too !!
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Eva! Eva!
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- What do you think of my jeans baby ?
- Slutty !
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You got a beautifull ass,
baby chick
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More ! I love it !!
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Is your boss ready ?
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- What a wanker !
- I'm gonna quit !
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Great idea !
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Fripounet, put an ad in
the newspaper, please !
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"Restaurant is looking for a gay chef.
References are required"
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Listen to this comment....
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"Nice, charming and exquisite
restaurant...."
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".....with soft, candlelight,
romantic decor ..."
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".....but the chef knows
as much about food ..."
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"....as the Queen of England
knows about fashion ! "
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We're gonna lose all our clients
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Devine One ! Clients do not come here
for Riki's food but for your glamour !
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-D'ya know what it means "Riki's Food"?
- Shut up, ass !
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Go get ready, dear.
You know what time it is?
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- Relax !
- Eva ? Darling ?
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In September I'll find
the ideal man of my life.
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- And also I will marry a woman.
-Been at a cardreader's again ?
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- Yes, and I showed her your photo.
- And.....?
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She saw men in your life.
She's great that cardreader !
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Men or Faggots ?
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Riki is crying, he's hurt that you
called him Queen of England.
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I cannot be a waiter and a shrink !
You make up your mind !
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Fripounet have you finished your act ?
Go serve the clients !
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- Ready ?
- I'll go change
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Are they gonna eat in the dark
at table 9 ?
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- Great ! They won't see what they eat
- Read the magazine again....
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"...candlelight, romantic...."
What do you want more ?
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- A light bulb !
- Let's go ! I'll lose the contract !
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Stop it already ! I'm coming !
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- Without your wig !
- I haven't washed my hair
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- But you look like a trannie !
- Oh yeah ? What do you think of this ?
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Try it
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How about a black eye?
It will seem so macho !!
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-It's the contract of my life !
-Like the man of your life, last night ?
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This is different
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I warn you, it's only straight people
tonight
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Great ! I know them only thru photos,
I've never seen one in real life.
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Darling !
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Good evening
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- So, you made it finally ?
- Pardon me ?
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For the dinner. I told him to invite you.
I'm Andre' Lemoine.
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Oh yes, thank you !
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- My wife....
- Of course.....
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We've met already, I think.
I love your restaurant
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You were right. I would be
outta place here !
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Eve.....the ring !
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We use it only for grand occasions
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Relax, no one will notice. I spent 5
years pretending I'm straight....
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....and I wonder why ?
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-Mr Agutte never notices anybody.
- See ? You could come in high heels
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Shut up ! This is a 7 million business
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- How much in old money ?
- 700 old million
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Patience, inside their mansions, rich
folks walk slowly in fluffy slippers
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Especially, on expensive carpets !
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I'm sorry Mr Agutte,
I thought this was....
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Don't worry. The whole floor
is my appartment
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Please, do come in
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This is my wife
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Choosing of the correct woman shows
the efficiency of a good manager
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- We must envy him
- I like to live dangerously
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He turned me into....
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-....a house wife
- Do you have children ?
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- Four...
- Three...
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We adopted the last one.
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Really ?
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Are you also in our business ?
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No....I am....
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...a social worker
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Oh, really ?
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I'll be back shortly
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- I see you've met my wife already
- I have relatives in Germany
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Our grandparents were friends during
the war. Edmond Fournier?
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I lost my grandfather recently.
He was 95 years old.
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I bet her grandma had sex
with the Nazis.
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- Stop it please
- I promise I'll stop.
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- Thank you !
- Dinner is ready..
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We are ready too.....
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Let's sit or the meat
will be overcooked
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- The merger opens up the markets.
- We'll have an international target.
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"Men together with men"
What does this tell you?
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It's the motto that I proposed, dear
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Where does my husband
get these ideas, I wonder ?
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- Do you like it dear ?
- I can only judge ...
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...when I'll see it on a poster.
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We have to see the artwork.
Could be more incisive ...
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...more appealing. As you
say here, more.... penetrating.
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How about "Men Together" ?
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"Men on top of Men" ?
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Yes, it's an American technique
of plastic surgery that I recommend.
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It is less traumatic and allows ...
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You look like an inflated balloon.
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These old women scare me.
They look like they're gonna burst.
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My sister is conservative doctor.
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- Is this technique painfull ?
- It is imperceptible.
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My patients get out of my Ops Room
and go directly to their office to work
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Do executives also do this surgery?
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Sure, politicians, judges,
you'd be surprised.
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You are a dangerous guest.
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They will be thinking how "stretched"
is the hostess...I mean "operated"
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I'm not ashamed. I like the work
that Raphael did on me.
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But I will not tell you where he did it
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As I say, I only have one wrinkle,
and I'm sitting on it.
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What an elegant comment !
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I've heard you have a
beautiful home in the south.
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I stopped going there since
my husband ...
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I don't go there anymore
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I prefer the central region
of France. Hunting makes me forget.
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I dumped once a man 'cause
he shot a wild boar......
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.....which died 2 hours later,
in front of me
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- He didn't do it on purpose
- Neither did the boar...
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00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:39,986
Have you seen Picasso's
art exhibition ?
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He hated women.
He disfigured them ...
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... by dilating their nostrils.
What a horror!
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You are regressing, Claire.
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Marie, do not use shrink jargon
with me, please !
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My sister prefers church confession
than psychoanalysis. Right ?
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Sunday was great. Father De Brun
condemned abortion.
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Claire, please, spare me this sermon !
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- You smoke too much. Tell him...
- That's not my style
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Love is ... accepting and understanding
the vices of your beloved.
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Where did you read that?
In a cheap, trashy magazine ?
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I hate hunting. I'm all for
plastic surgery....
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...I'm pro choice in abortion, fanatics
drive me nuts, I love Picasso....
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I hate houses where nothing changed
in 100 years except electricity...
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...and I prefer dinners with trannies
than with old boring bitches.
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Bravo ! A minute later,
I would have done this to you.
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Excuse her. She's her usual self.
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Forgive her, I don't know
what got into her.
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I thought tonight would be boring, but
old frustrated women amuse me.
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I'd like to have lunch with you,
the two of us.
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I don't understand....
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I'll say it in a different manner
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Slapped on the face,
making out by force....
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....what a night !
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Has she left ?
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I tried to convince her to stay, but...
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I'm very sorry.
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I am not
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Eva, I know you're there.
Eva !
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Answer the phone, it's me !
Pick up !
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Pick up, Eva
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Who is this ?
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- From the florist's
- Come up
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- Darling, hold on
- Mrs Aymar ?
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Yes, that's me !
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What's goin' on ?
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Would you like a coffee ?
Eva, I'll call you back
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-Sorry, I cannot....
- Eva, hold on !
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Flowers for Mrs Aymar.
Another stupid joke.
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From Alexandre Agutte?
Shit, it's for you Eva !
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- Any messages?
- Idiot !
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"Call me and tell me you forgive me"
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The bastard thinks my wife could be
pimped out for a contract !
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- What does he think that I am ?
- Stop it ! It's not always about you !
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Is the bouquet of flowers beautiful?
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Yellow roses. Roses for you
and thorns for me
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Bring them to me, for the bar. The
card too. I'll call him to thank him.
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You'll do nothing of the sort. I'll
send him a reply that will finish him off
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Stop treating me like an imbecile.
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You are wonderfull darling,
intelligent, I know it.
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But he's a killer.
Writing to him is safer.
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Relax ! I'll go on pretending I'm
Mrs Aymar until you close the deal.
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You fancy him ?
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- What do you think ?
- He's a bit over-ripe....
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- Is he older than you ?
- Shut up slut !
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I forbid you to go out with him
until I close the deal. Got it?
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I give you my word, Adrien.
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- You've been married for a long time?
- Yes....
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- Actually no !
- But you have four children....?
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That's true ! Four kids !
How time flies !
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- Boys or girls ?
- Boys. Adrien only does boys....
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And you have adopted your daughter ?
236
00:19:45,439 --> 00:19:48,105
How come adopted ?
237
00:19:48,106 --> 00:19:51,622
But...you adopted the last one,
haven't you ?
238
00:19:54,439 --> 00:19:57,822
Your memory is better than mine
239
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:02,689
Do you remember that I kissed you ?
240
00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:06,222
Yeah, but that time, I forgot
all about my husband.. ..
241
00:20:06,841 --> 00:20:11,152
- You two, you make a strange couple
- Why do you say this ?
242
00:20:14,783 --> 00:20:18,247
I kissed you and I felt
that you were available.
243
00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:26,372
I love Adrien very much.
He's saved my life
244
00:20:28,388 --> 00:20:30,951
Then, I should thank him too.
245
00:20:30,952 --> 00:20:34,953
- Is everything satisfactory, Sir ?
- Perfect, Emile
246
00:20:35,358 --> 00:20:39,533
- This is Mrs Aymar.
- We all know her place. Bon Appetit!
247
00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:47,740
I take care of one of his kids ...
in my house.
248
00:20:48,554 --> 00:20:50,981
Right. You're a social worker...
249
00:20:50,982 --> 00:20:54,318
It is hard for me
to imagine you like that
250
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:57,944
Is it interesting ? Tell me about it
251
00:20:59,309 --> 00:21:01,460
First of all, you got to love kids.
252
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:04,971
I feed them with sausages.
They love sausages !
253
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:08,455
No smoking, no drugs, no liquor
254
00:21:08,456 --> 00:21:12,848
I even avoid flowers because of
wasps. Children are delicate.
255
00:21:13,177 --> 00:21:16,888
But some are real devils,
cruel to each other.
256
00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:21,557
When I see an introverted, unhappy
child, I do pay more attention.
257
00:21:23,711 --> 00:21:27,850
Such kids need me in order
not to become gay ...
258
00:21:28,055 --> 00:21:31,472
...junkies, male chauvinists that
will kick women's asses
259
00:21:31,473 --> 00:21:35,271
Or steal kisses on the stairs.
260
00:21:39,286 --> 00:21:43,257
I worry so much about others
that I forget to take care of myself
261
00:21:46,057 --> 00:21:50,977
Strange ... you remind me of
someone, whom I do not know yet.
262
00:21:53,475 --> 00:21:57,209
That was nice. Do you like poetry ?
263
00:21:57,366 --> 00:22:00,491
It's like asking if I like Love....
264
00:22:01,342 --> 00:22:04,961
The "cursed poets" Verlaine, Rimbaud
(gay couple, end 19th century)
265
00:22:04,962 --> 00:22:08,074
Yes, amongst other poets......
266
00:22:08,763 --> 00:22:12,766
These are two men who loved
each other. Beautiful, right ?
267
00:22:13,604 --> 00:22:17,813
- Are we still talking about poetry ?
- Does Homosexuality bother you ?
268
00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:23,686
You mean....
269
00:22:23,687 --> 00:22:27,625
...two men or two women having
a sexual relationship ?
270
00:22:28,233 --> 00:22:31,641
That's a good definition.
271
00:22:32,441 --> 00:22:37,938
Listen....no matter what....
I think men are made for women.
272
00:22:39,203 --> 00:22:41,228
Of course.
273
00:22:43,016 --> 00:22:47,062
-But Homosexuality does exist
- Sure, but I don't care.
274
00:22:50,034 --> 00:22:54,489
The problem is that these people
do not know when to stop.
275
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,311
One should avoid them
276
00:22:57,312 --> 00:23:01,200
Are you sure that you don't meet them
every day, without knowing it ?
277
00:23:01,823 --> 00:23:05,860
I'm sorry but....
I'd have realized that.
278
00:23:09,447 --> 00:23:12,396
Wait....
279
00:23:12,397 --> 00:23:16,273
Are you trying to tell me that
you prefer women ?
280
00:23:17,714 --> 00:23:21,364
No, I could never give up on men
281
00:23:21,715 --> 00:23:25,010
You're radiant when you laugh
282
00:23:25,852 --> 00:23:29,038
I wonder......
283
00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:32,200
....if you knew that one of your
employees is one of them....
284
00:23:32,201 --> 00:23:34,164
One of them ?
285
00:23:34,165 --> 00:23:38,188
- A faggot, a bender....
- Bender.... ?
286
00:23:38,453 --> 00:23:41,979
Homo, poof, gay....
287
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:46,196
We are executives, not seamstresses
288
00:23:47,031 --> 00:23:50,743
Such a pity, we would have at least
Fashion to talk about.
289
00:23:50,807 --> 00:23:54,840
Don't worry. It's a professional secret.
Nothing will leak from my clinic.
290
00:23:54,905 --> 00:23:57,001
That's great !
291
00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:01,475
Hello ! How are you ?
292
00:24:01,476 --> 00:24:05,308
-Just fine, thank you. And you ?
-Just fine, thank you. And you ?
293
00:24:05,692 --> 00:24:08,755
Fine. And you ?
294
00:24:13,841 --> 00:24:15,861
Shit !
295
00:24:28,084 --> 00:24:31,292
They're magnificent.
296
00:24:31,293 --> 00:24:34,652
It's a great advertisement for my clinic
297
00:24:34,653 --> 00:24:37,024
Alexandre didn't even notice them
298
00:24:37,025 --> 00:24:40,014
He wouldn't even notice if you had
added a third one.
299
00:24:40,015 --> 00:24:43,481
What is this ? Are you depressed?
300
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:48,496
He only thinks about the damn bank.
I exist only to make business dinners.
301
00:24:50,392 --> 00:24:54,065
Are you free tonight?
Would you like to go out with us ?
302
00:24:54,066 --> 00:24:58,064
- That's nice of you ! Where to ?
- Ingrid loves to try new things
303
00:24:58,093 --> 00:25:03,481
I think it's a restaurant. Food
is mediocre, but it's a funny place
304
00:25:03,717 --> 00:25:06,858
Having fun without calories ?
It's a dream !
305
00:25:09,294 --> 00:25:13,232
- Emile, do your kids have problems ?
- I have no children Sir
306
00:25:13,531 --> 00:25:17,873
- Then, how do you know Eva's place ?
-I dine and surely have fun at her place
307
00:25:17,898 --> 00:25:20,437
Of course....
308
00:25:21,793 --> 00:25:25,321
CHEZ EVA
(Eva's Place)
309
00:25:44,054 --> 00:25:47,898
Good evening Sir. Table for two ?
I trust you're not alone, are you ?
310
00:25:48,007 --> 00:25:52,492
- No, thank you. I'll stay at the bar
-Then follow me please
311
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,140
Whisky ? Coke ? Beer ? Champagne ?
312
00:26:03,141 --> 00:26:06,124
Poppers ?
313
00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:08,377
J and B, please
314
00:26:08,378 --> 00:26:13,444
J and B with all its garnishes
(GAY GUIDE OF EUROPE)
315
00:26:17,638 --> 00:26:21,683
If you're not shy, I'm sure
you won't leave alone tonight.
316
00:26:52,623 --> 00:26:54,627
My darling girl !
317
00:26:56,202 --> 00:26:59,548
(The dark side of the Moon)
318
00:27:05,955 --> 00:27:08,705
Hey, how are you ?
319
00:27:08,706 --> 00:27:11,169
- Hey my cute !
- Hey !
320
00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:13,718
- I must tell you something
- What ?
321
00:27:13,719 --> 00:27:15,845
- Threads of gold.
- What threads of gold ?
322
00:27:15,846 --> 00:27:20,413
-A few stiches and all wrinkles vanish!
-Ah ! That doctor convinced you!
323
00:27:21,424 --> 00:27:25,738
- Let's see if there are any scars.
-Nothing. Next one is my double chin.
324
00:27:26,082 --> 00:27:29,228
You should come with a carnation,
so that I recognize you
325
00:27:29,229 --> 00:27:31,331
Oh yeah ? Have you seen yourself
without make up ?
326
00:27:31,332 --> 00:27:35,080
If you want, I can lend you
my lipstick, it comes off easier.
327
00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:39,918
My bunny !!
328
00:27:40,888 --> 00:27:44,543
- Where's Eva ?
- In the private area
329
00:27:55,706 --> 00:27:59,256
- Are you wanted by the police?
- Yes, I am.
330
00:28:00,901 --> 00:28:05,762
Cyril works for me in the bank.
A computer genius.
331
00:28:06,374 --> 00:28:10,229
You did well hiring him.
Young people are more creative.
332
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,606
A fag ?
333
00:28:15,457 --> 00:28:18,839
More or less. Hetero-cool
Straight without prejudices.
334
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:23,116
-Does this mean he fucks only on Sunday?
- Stop it now, he's clever, you know
335
00:28:23,226 --> 00:28:26,999
Who cares ? It's not his cleverness
that I want to blow !!
336
00:28:33,154 --> 00:28:36,655
- My head is up here Andre' !!
- Sorry !
337
00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:53,150
Song "SALMA YA SALAMA", 1978 by DALIDA
One of Europe's first Ethnic fusion hits
338
00:30:40,341 --> 00:30:44,760
Great, it's only gays here.
We're gonna have fun !
339
00:30:45,965 --> 00:30:49,790
In Sweden, all the guys I liked
were faggots....
340
00:30:51,323 --> 00:30:56,775
- Luckily, I found my Severine here
- Let's have a drink ?
341
00:30:59,688 --> 00:31:04,273
How funny! Alex conquered me
with a bouquet exactly like that.
342
00:31:04,524 --> 00:31:07,317
- Really ?
- Yes !
343
00:31:07,318 --> 00:31:10,486
I'm going to the bathroom
344
00:31:36,511 --> 00:31:39,940
Take it, you deserve it !
345
00:32:13,790 --> 00:32:17,845
-Where were you? Our table is over there
- Let's get out of here, now !
346
00:32:31,833 --> 00:32:35,406
- Why did you lie to me?
- I only tried to protect you
347
00:32:46,442 --> 00:32:49,703
- That's the best news of the year
- I don't think so
348
00:32:49,704 --> 00:32:53,409
Are you joking ? It's great !
Our boss is a fag
349
00:32:53,410 --> 00:32:56,471
No, Dede'.....
Dede'....
350
00:33:01,926 --> 00:33:05,315
So, you decided to see the dark
side of the moon, tonight ?
351
00:33:05,628 --> 00:33:08,755
If you please, Lemoine?
352
00:33:11,708 --> 00:33:14,283
I prefer younger men, but ...
353
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,894
...I do not discard any possibilities.
354
00:33:18,132 --> 00:33:21,669
- May I check something?
- Sure.
355
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:31,803
Allright, it's the same package.
I was not sure for a moment
356
00:33:31,804 --> 00:33:35,659
Go harass gays elsewhere !
This is my place !
357
00:33:53,537 --> 00:33:57,943
- Did you have fun tonight ?
-Marie....it's you !
358
00:33:58,214 --> 00:34:01,305
Did you expect somebody else ?
359
00:34:01,306 --> 00:34:05,119
Why are you still awake ?
360
00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:34,769
"Men together with Men"
361
00:34:34,770 --> 00:34:38,831
Now I understand the slogan.
I can see the poster.
362
00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:57,817
-What's wrong? Not feeling well ?
-I wanted to ask you the same question
363
00:35:00,391 --> 00:35:04,090
Have you ever been totally deceived
by someone?
364
00:35:04,091 --> 00:35:05,521
Yes
365
00:35:07,174 --> 00:35:10,411
It has just happened to me
366
00:35:10,412 --> 00:35:12,681
How come you said "Yes" ?
367
00:35:12,682 --> 00:35:16,946
We've always shared things.
For you, I would do anything....
368
00:35:17,171 --> 00:35:19,868
...even explore the dark side
of the moon
369
00:35:19,869 --> 00:35:23,299
That's enough ! Let's drop
this "moon" subject now
370
00:35:23,332 --> 00:35:26,817
Some friends have played
a hard trick on me....
371
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:31,332
You know I'm not like my sister.
You can discuss any subject....
372
00:35:40,099 --> 00:35:43,895
"Faggot", do you know what it means ?
373
00:35:46,661 --> 00:35:50,520
More or less, but go ahead
and explain it to me
374
00:35:50,521 --> 00:35:52,597
I must get it myself, first.
375
00:35:52,598 --> 00:35:56,082
Except for what was happening in
the army, I never saw one up so close.
376
00:35:56,083 --> 00:35:59,851
I grabbed one with my hands,
10 minutes ago !
377
00:36:00,589 --> 00:36:03,637
What did you do to him ?
378
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,713
Any way, I hurt him
379
00:36:12,590 --> 00:36:16,597
This guy that you grabbed....
do you see him often ?
380
00:36:17,746 --> 00:36:21,797
Every day, for many years now
381
00:36:28,871 --> 00:36:32,856
Tell me Marie, honestly....
am I a pervert ?
382
00:36:33,105 --> 00:36:37,971
- Tell me please, do you still like me?
- Of course I like you !
383
00:36:39,251 --> 00:36:42,803
I'm sorry for troubling you.
This does not concern you.
384
00:36:42,804 --> 00:36:46,020
But yes, it does !
385
00:36:47,091 --> 00:36:50,796
Take me for example....
386
00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:55,859
...if I were not the person that
you think I am....
387
00:36:56,048 --> 00:36:59,498
....wouldn't you feel betrayed ?
388
00:36:59,499 --> 00:37:03,545
- After all these years of marriage....
- It'd be horrible !
389
00:37:04,568 --> 00:37:08,769
No lie of yours can make me forget
the reasons that I love you for.
390
00:37:12,710 --> 00:37:16,843
But it's true that lately we
haven't made love often.
391
00:37:19,281 --> 00:37:22,595
You know, the Germans
leave me exhausted every evening
392
00:37:23,801 --> 00:37:26,156
OK....
393
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:30,883
- Perhaps a doctor could help you
- I don't need a doctor
394
00:37:31,687 --> 00:37:35,222
I need air. I'm going out for a walk
395
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:46,736
Take protection at least !
396
00:37:46,737 --> 00:37:50,052
What are you talking about ?
I have my coat
397
00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:05,939
May I have a word with you ?
398
00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:09,273
- I can't. I have a lunch appointment
- Just for two minutes ?
399
00:38:10,136 --> 00:38:13,210
Be at the restaurant at 3 pm
400
00:38:23,254 --> 00:38:26,961
Who are you now ? The executive's
wife or the madame of the brothel ?
401
00:38:26,962 --> 00:38:29,115
Alexandre, please stop it
402
00:38:29,116 --> 00:38:33,334
Don't worry about your husband's biz
deal. He's the best and he'll have it.
403
00:38:33,989 --> 00:38:37,442
It's you who wanted to see me again.
I could not betray Adrien
404
00:38:37,443 --> 00:38:40,218
- Don't you get it ?
- I don't have time for this, Eva
405
00:38:40,219 --> 00:38:43,466
You'd have time only for a quickie
with someone else's wife, right ?
406
00:38:43,467 --> 00:38:45,431
Exactly !
407
00:38:45,767 --> 00:38:47,569
This is your life style, huh ?
408
00:38:47,570 --> 00:38:51,147
Pent up in your bank, in your house,
in your car...
409
00:38:51,148 --> 00:38:54,283
What remains out of that frame,
stays out for good. But I am free.
410
00:38:54,284 --> 00:38:58,734
Free to pimp for the homos ?
I saw you in your restaurant
411
00:39:01,921 --> 00:39:04,680
You, in the middle of your faggots.
412
00:39:04,681 --> 00:39:06,858
You take good care of them !
413
00:39:06,859 --> 00:39:08,997
- Excuse me sir ?
- I am not talking to you !
414
00:39:08,998 --> 00:39:10,670
- I need a quote from you
- For which company ?
415
00:39:10,671 --> 00:39:13,519
- The Bombardieur is rising
- Act quickly, it'll rise further
416
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,521
- Right away, sir
- We'll talk again later
417
00:39:18,101 --> 00:39:21,936
You live the wrong life.
Have you ever thought about that?
418
00:39:21,937 --> 00:39:25,782
Maybe. You got some
suggestions to change it?
419
00:39:33,022 --> 00:39:36,282
We can't be together, anymore
420
00:39:42,454 --> 00:39:44,927
Go back to your faggots !
421
00:39:44,928 --> 00:39:47,064
I'm depressed !
422
00:39:47,065 --> 00:39:50,754
Don't worry my little one. You're
a winner ! We all know that !
423
00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:54,876
He hates gays. He's gonna fire us.
424
00:39:55,252 --> 00:39:59,879
He is busy taking care of Hott,
and he also risks to lose a lot !
425
00:40:01,971 --> 00:40:04,157
At least, we can still be
street hustlers.
426
00:40:04,158 --> 00:40:07,845
We are old meat.
Nobody would want us.
427
00:40:07,846 --> 00:40:10,524
Yesterday I found five gray hairs.
428
00:40:10,525 --> 00:40:13,411
- You should use "Progress" !
- What's that ?
429
00:40:13,412 --> 00:40:16,925
A product to regain pigmentation
of white hair
430
00:40:18,551 --> 00:40:22,065
Tell me...Eva likes men ?
431
00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:30,927
- Our young Cyril was crazy about her
-She's smarter than that. What a drag!
432
00:40:31,724 --> 00:40:36,020
- I dreamed about him this morning
- Enjoy it, dreams can still be bareback
433
00:40:36,082 --> 00:40:41,130
I may be crazy, but why does Agutte
react like that ? He must be closeted.
434
00:40:41,130 --> 00:40:45,381
- Perhaps he's a closeted queen
- Our Agutte ? A queen ?
435
00:40:46,605 --> 00:40:51,153
You're delirious my little girl !
He's totally a straight stereotype.....
436
00:40:51,153 --> 00:40:55,396
...a prejudiced pig, a macho
and he's proud of it !
437
00:40:56,634 --> 00:41:00,283
- Am I interrupting ?
- Not at all !
438
00:41:06,893 --> 00:41:09,674
Mr Agutte ?
439
00:41:10,410 --> 00:41:12,633
If I understood correctly,
that was Mr Aymar ?
440
00:41:12,634 --> 00:41:13,684
Yes
441
00:41:16,971 --> 00:41:20,532
How long have you been in our
banking business ? Three years ?
442
00:41:20,533 --> 00:41:24,332
- It's five years sir
- And in the ass fucking business ?
443
00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:25,938
Pardon me ?
444
00:41:26,140 --> 00:41:30,140
Yeah, a bender, a poof.....
445
00:41:31,172 --> 00:41:33,593
I don't understand you, sir.
446
00:41:33,594 --> 00:41:37,626
And I thought you were a serious
person, up to being even boring
447
00:41:39,468 --> 00:41:42,471
I'm doing my best, sir.
448
00:41:42,632 --> 00:41:43,706
Of course....
449
00:41:45,445 --> 00:41:47,741
Sure....
450
00:41:47,742 --> 00:41:50,990
- Please call Mr Aymar !
- Mr Aymar ?
451
00:41:50,991 --> 00:41:54,863
- Put him on the conference speaker
- Of course
452
00:41:57,424 --> 00:42:00,119
Mr Aymar !
453
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:04,242
- Connect me with Mr Aymar
-Tell him his project has been approved
454
00:42:06,529 --> 00:42:08,894
Why did you hung up on my face ?
455
00:42:08,895 --> 00:42:13,145
This is Andre Lemoine,
of the European Bank
456
00:42:13,146 --> 00:42:16,243
Our Bank president asked me to tell you
that your project has been approved
457
00:42:16,244 --> 00:42:20,097
You're not funny when you play macho
with me, it doesn't suit your image.
458
00:42:20,184 --> 00:42:23,632
This is Lemoine on the phone and
Mr Agutte is in front of me !!!
459
00:42:23,633 --> 00:42:27,613
In front of you ? Not behind you ?
You're having illusions, my little girl.
460
00:42:27,785 --> 00:42:31,234
I think he's a bit...overwhelmed
by this news
461
00:42:31,235 --> 00:42:35,068
Dede'! Dede'! You are hysterical.
Girl, pull yourself together !
462
00:42:35,069 --> 00:42:38,618
This is Alexandre Agutte speaking.
Are we signing this deal ?
463
00:42:40,055 --> 00:42:43,993
This is Alexandre Aymar...
I mean Adrien Aymar speaking....
464
00:42:45,363 --> 00:42:48,364
- You got your deal !
- Also thanks to you, my cute one !
465
00:42:48,365 --> 00:42:50,631
Don't you ever get tired of acting
like queens ?
466
00:42:50,632 --> 00:42:54,354
Shut up ! I got you promoted
and you didn't even thank me.
467
00:42:56,714 --> 00:43:00,617
This is a dream ! We have to party
and cool off our heads
468
00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:04,223
And the rest of our bodies too !
469
00:43:18,992 --> 00:43:23,271
Why are you hidden here ?
Did you come for them or for me ?
470
00:43:24,725 --> 00:43:28,902
- Pepito, champagne !
- I can read your mind, Divine One !
471
00:43:32,449 --> 00:43:35,804
Here's to Adrien's deal.
Thank you for this !
472
00:43:35,929 --> 00:43:39,428
I did nothing but choose only the best.
473
00:43:43,945 --> 00:43:46,992
I want to take you away from all this,
tonight
474
00:43:49,773 --> 00:43:53,445
- ""All this"" ?
- I've booked a hotel suite
475
00:43:54,779 --> 00:43:55,993
Really ?
476
00:43:58,603 --> 00:44:01,806
You're the owner here,
you can leave any time....
477
00:44:03,415 --> 00:44:07,055
I'm going out anyway.
I have an appointment.
478
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,494
Acting like this, is not gonna
lead us very far.
479
00:44:13,495 --> 00:44:17,040
It will not lead us to a hotel, for sure
480
00:44:24,633 --> 00:44:28,118
Going out with him ?
481
00:44:29,197 --> 00:44:32,446
- I dumped him
- Why ?
482
00:44:33,805 --> 00:44:38,807
- He booked a hotel room
-Sleep with him, go ahead, you're free
483
00:44:40,494 --> 00:44:43,977
A hotel room....
that's not what I need
484
00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:49,559
A man like him with a woman like me ?
One cannot dream of such things.
485
00:44:50,386 --> 00:44:53,918
If he can't love your world,
he can't love you either.
486
00:44:55,572 --> 00:44:59,040
- Let's go to the Rave party !
- Give me five minutes.
487
00:45:01,763 --> 00:45:03,855
Mr Agutte !
488
00:45:43,471 --> 00:45:45,529
Excuse me !
489
00:45:45,530 --> 00:45:47,723
Sorry ! Excuse me !
490
00:45:50,212 --> 00:45:52,286
- Sorry !
- Careful !
491
00:45:52,287 --> 00:45:55,377
No, I just.....
492
00:45:56,675 --> 00:46:00,110
Please let me through.
It's my husband over there.
493
00:46:19,043 --> 00:46:22,088
Where's Eva ?
494
00:46:22,206 --> 00:46:25,413
- Look her up !
- Thank you for your help !
495
00:46:25,862 --> 00:46:29,331
With Eva, it'll always be this lifestyle
496
00:46:30,254 --> 00:46:31,693
- Security !
- What ?
497
00:46:31,694 --> 00:46:34,792
Security control
498
00:47:04,148 --> 00:47:06,155
Who's the Maitre D' ?
499
00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:09,881
- What ?
-The Maitre D' of this establishment ?
500
00:47:11,212 --> 00:47:15,040
She's tripping. Don't worry.
Breath deeply !
501
00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:17,444
Where's the parking lot ?
I can't find my car !
502
00:47:17,445 --> 00:47:21,492
- Relax, you'll find your car
- Where can I find a phone here ?
503
00:47:21,851 --> 00:47:25,681
Piss off and relax.
She busted my balls
504
00:48:56,663 --> 00:49:00,061
Hey, over here ! Over here !
505
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:30,768
When he showed up in my office,
I promised myself I'd change him....
506
00:49:30,769 --> 00:49:33,641
...but I think he's dramatically straight
507
00:49:33,642 --> 00:49:38,229
There are no straight men.
They are only men gone astray.
508
00:50:38,570 --> 00:50:42,854
- A rum with coke, please
- We have only beer or water
509
00:50:43,664 --> 00:50:47,062
OK, a beer then
510
00:50:49,935 --> 00:50:53,793
Mr Aymar and Mr Lemoine !
511
00:50:58,212 --> 00:51:02,744
You didn't expect me here, huh?
I'm not a member of your sect !
512
00:51:03,869 --> 00:51:08,265
- Of what sect are you talking about ?
- Of the double-faced deceitful
513
00:51:08,700 --> 00:51:11,697
I don't follow you....
514
00:51:11,698 --> 00:51:15,858
Very well then. I'll speak clearly.
I'm talking about my husband
515
00:51:16,997 --> 00:51:20,100
Not the respectable banker....
516
00:51:20,101 --> 00:51:23,818
....but the bastard who spends
his time in these ...
517
00:51:23,913 --> 00:51:25,802
- Rave parties
- Rave
518
00:51:25,803 --> 00:51:28,912
It's called Rave
519
00:51:28,982 --> 00:51:32,606
What a sinister place !
A bunch of hysterical people !
520
00:51:32,607 --> 00:51:35,804
Where's the pleasure in this ?
521
00:51:35,805 --> 00:51:40,013
We apologize for being
gay, day ... and night.
522
00:51:44,694 --> 00:51:48,177
Mr Lemoine, could you please
see me out of here ?
523
00:51:48,178 --> 00:51:51,945
- Of course Mrs Agutte
- Thank you
524
00:51:53,414 --> 00:51:56,141
Stick around, she may want
to mount me.....
525
00:51:56,142 --> 00:51:59,882
-Think of promotion, it'll make you stiff
- You're not funny.
526
00:52:02,331 --> 00:52:05,343
He takes sleeping pills per night
and vitamins per day
527
00:52:05,344 --> 00:52:06,790
He is neurotic.
528
00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:10,869
And yet he goes to places like that!
Why didn't he ever talk about it ?
529
00:52:11,541 --> 00:52:14,306
Straights are never gay,
they just have amnesia !
530
00:52:14,307 --> 00:52:18,469
Cut it out ! He ain't neurotic. Next
thing, you'll call him a zoo-phile ?
531
00:52:20,572 --> 00:52:23,215
You mean, he has sex with animals ?
532
00:52:23,216 --> 00:52:25,451
Why not ?
533
00:52:25,452 --> 00:52:28,825
Here ! Smoke this, it'll calm you down
534
00:52:29,342 --> 00:52:34,263
- Wait, she's already calm
- No, Adrien is right. Up to the end
535
00:52:37,607 --> 00:52:39,321
Inhale it !
536
00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:41,961
Exhale it !
537
00:52:45,885 --> 00:52:48,930
Very good !
538
00:52:51,406 --> 00:52:54,413
Have you ever slept with women ?
539
00:52:54,414 --> 00:52:57,375
Here we go again.......
540
00:52:57,627 --> 00:53:00,075
Speak openly....
541
00:53:00,076 --> 00:53:02,376
- Once only
- Really ?
542
00:53:02,377 --> 00:53:04,666
- I wanted her boyfriend
- Did you fuck him ?
543
00:53:04,667 --> 00:53:09,153
Only his wife. He was straight 150%.
544
00:53:09,259 --> 00:53:13,353
If you'd have 50% with him, he'd
still continue being straight 100%
545
00:53:13,453 --> 00:53:15,455
That's true !
546
00:53:20,047 --> 00:53:23,549
Has any one of you two slept
with my husband yet ?
547
00:53:25,579 --> 00:53:28,812
Or maybe both of you ?
548
00:53:28,813 --> 00:53:31,064
I haven't, definitely
549
00:53:31,065 --> 00:53:35,221
The only time that your man touched me,
he did it to hurt me
550
00:53:40,852 --> 00:53:45,227
But my husband was not gay.
What happened ?
551
00:53:47,114 --> 00:53:50,817
I turned him gay ?
552
00:53:51,860 --> 00:53:56,286
Or maybe you know tricks that
I don't know how to do them ?
553
00:54:01,220 --> 00:54:05,241
What do you do better than me ?
You kiss better ?
554
00:54:07,079 --> 00:54:11,001
Are you more affectionate?
555
00:54:12,802 --> 00:54:15,601
You give better head ?
556
00:54:15,602 --> 00:54:18,753
That's for sure.Men do it
better than women
557
00:54:18,754 --> 00:54:20,774
It's only men who say this
558
00:54:20,775 --> 00:54:24,189
Since we don't have sex with
women, we got to believe this
559
00:54:24,190 --> 00:54:27,694
- We ought to have sex with a woman
- Sure....
560
00:54:29,105 --> 00:54:32,247
Haven't you ever been blown
by a woman ?
561
00:54:34,507 --> 00:54:39,632
- No, no only once, a long time ago
-......a long time ago
562
00:54:45,457 --> 00:54:49,230
- Have you lost something Mrs Agutte
- I will find it....
563
00:54:49,992 --> 00:54:54,199
Mr Aymar, leave us alone . Mr Lemoine,
you'll see some true Agutte hospitality
564
00:54:54,569 --> 00:54:58,442
- Certainly
- That's not a good idea Adrien. Stay !
565
00:55:00,632 --> 00:55:04,317
- I am shy down there....
- Calm down !
566
00:55:04,318 --> 00:55:07,709
That's not possible, it disappeared
567
00:55:07,943 --> 00:55:11,605
- Am I scaring you ?
- I'm sorry but I cannot !
568
00:55:11,697 --> 00:55:15,921
I am a fag ! With capital lettes F-A-G
569
00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:19,119
It's your turn now !
570
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:25,055
Well, maybe Mr Aymar has some advice to
give or he uses special techniques ?
571
00:55:25,385 --> 00:55:29,218
I dunno...we could try.
After all, I do want a child
572
00:55:29,219 --> 00:55:32,913
-This is not how you do it, you know...
- Maybe I could fuck a woman...
573
00:55:32,914 --> 00:55:35,509
This will be like sci-fi, like "Star Trek"
574
00:55:35,510 --> 00:55:39,528
- Mr Spock will be born soon !
- Shut up ! This is not easy for me
575
00:55:39,529 --> 00:55:41,044
Come on !
576
00:55:41,168 --> 00:55:43,824
If successful, you'll get your place
in the Book of Records !
577
00:55:43,825 --> 00:55:46,542
I need to focus. She picked it up.
578
00:55:46,543 --> 00:55:49,056
If she used a fake beard,
could that arouse you ?
579
00:55:49,057 --> 00:55:52,399
-You're busting my balls !
-Your balls are being busted by her, dear!
580
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:55,860
I'm almost done down here and
it's not up yet ! What's goin' on ?
581
00:55:55,861 --> 00:55:58,384
You know, it's not that
different with a guy ! It's true !
582
00:55:58,385 --> 00:56:01,940
But look how she sucks it !
I was better even when I was 14
583
00:56:01,941 --> 00:56:04,479
14 years old ? Little slut !!
584
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:08,030
If I were you, I would go
more softly and slower.....
585
00:56:08,534 --> 00:56:12,221
- She is already making an effort...
- I would have already given up.
586
00:56:12,367 --> 00:56:15,806
That's why you're not in my shoes
587
00:56:18,318 --> 00:56:22,584
-Well, this is working !
- Tell her to stop licking my foot!
588
00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:37,409
Are you alright Mrs Agutte ?
589
00:56:37,410 --> 00:56:41,756
You should forget all formalities
at this stage. Call me Marie.
590
00:56:45,132 --> 00:56:48,212
Do you have children Marie ?
591
00:56:48,213 --> 00:56:49,642
No
592
00:56:51,869 --> 00:56:54,704
Maybe I should....
593
00:56:54,705 --> 00:56:57,823
....see a psychologist.
594
00:56:57,886 --> 00:57:01,916
I cannot stand thinking that while
pregnant, I'll turn into a whale....
595
00:57:03,027 --> 00:57:06,355
...ugly, deformed
596
00:57:07,245 --> 00:57:11,294
Alexandre accepts my decision.
He does not care.
597
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,621
Do you think we should have kids ?
598
00:57:15,622 --> 00:57:19,742
You need not wait for things
to worsen, in order to have kids
599
00:57:25,855 --> 00:57:28,918
I'll call you tomorrow, Dede'
600
00:57:57,856 --> 00:58:00,292
- Are you going home ?
-Yeah....
601
00:58:00,293 --> 00:58:03,714
- Wanna come over here ?
- Sure darling
602
00:58:04,387 --> 00:58:07,042
- Eva, I'm gay...
- I would have never thought that !
603
00:58:07,043 --> 00:58:09,666
- Is it so obvious about me ?
- No, it's not obvious
604
00:58:09,667 --> 00:58:11,750
- Are you sure ?
- No one notices
605
00:58:11,751 --> 00:58:15,279
You're a sweetheart.
I cannot stand faggots.
606
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:18,639
- Neither can I !
- I'll be over there shortly
607
00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:37,479
-Agutte was looking for you.
- And he found me.
608
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:41,022
-Well, did it happen ?
- It did. Everything.
609
00:58:41,084 --> 00:58:44,553
I guess he wasn't that bad in bed.....
610
00:58:47,262 --> 00:58:50,350
You're falling madly in love....
611
00:58:51,490 --> 00:58:54,974
When the phone rang, I was feeling
as if I were 15 years old
612
00:58:54,975 --> 00:58:56,928
At least....
613
00:58:58,272 --> 00:59:00,396
Was it him ?
614
00:59:01,117 --> 00:59:03,917
- What ?
- Was it him on the phone ?
615
00:59:03,918 --> 00:59:07,960
No, it was Pepito.
Fripounet tried to kill himself.
616
00:59:10,945 --> 00:59:15,922
- I already feel the urge to call him
- Don't be silly. Let him call you
617
00:59:16,424 --> 00:59:18,171
You think so ?
618
00:59:19,582 --> 00:59:22,819
Unfortunately, you're right.
619
00:59:23,922 --> 00:59:27,166
- Let's go to sleep !
- OK, let's do that
620
00:59:31,734 --> 00:59:34,592
Heavens ! It's my husband !
621
00:59:34,593 --> 00:59:38,325
Darling, I'm late for the meeting.
And I need to talk to Mr Aymar
622
00:59:38,326 --> 00:59:42,760
Forget the daytime problems,
think only of night time debauchery
623
00:59:44,111 --> 00:59:47,760
- Excuse me ?
- He's playing innocent....
624
00:59:48,424 --> 00:59:52,864
- What do you mean ?
- What ? Haven't you told him ?
625
00:59:55,377 --> 00:59:59,213
- Tell me what ?
- Put your shirt inside your pants, Alex.
626
01:00:00,548 --> 01:00:04,142
I guess it was a quickie,
inside the lift, huh ?
627
01:00:05,705 --> 01:00:08,927
He's very handsome !
628
01:00:11,221 --> 01:00:15,697
She's very tired. I must
send her for holidays.
629
01:00:19,594 --> 01:00:23,281
Mr Aymar, I need to speak with you
before the meeting
630
01:00:23,982 --> 01:00:26,496
You're Eva's oldest friend
631
01:00:26,497 --> 01:00:30,541
- Her best friend. She confides in you
- I'm her family
632
01:00:31,845 --> 01:00:35,105
It's the first time that
I've met someone, who....
633
01:00:35,541 --> 01:00:38,200
....makes me question my life.
634
01:00:38,201 --> 01:00:41,796
- You want to know if she loves you ?
- No, not at all !
635
01:00:44,589 --> 01:00:46,702
Well...actually, yes, I do want to know
636
01:00:46,703 --> 01:00:49,574
You know, Eva is a special woman,
very fragile....
637
01:00:49,575 --> 01:00:52,209
She had a very difficult life.
Did she tell you ?
638
01:00:52,210 --> 01:00:54,118
No....
639
01:00:54,653 --> 01:00:57,011
Oh, she hasn't told you
640
01:00:57,012 --> 01:01:01,425
I'm gonna give you an advice. The
most important...Do not go after her!
641
01:01:01,630 --> 01:01:04,521
Let her come to you. She'll call you !
642
01:01:04,522 --> 01:01:07,763
- You think so ?
- I'm sure
643
01:01:07,764 --> 01:01:11,927
That's ridiculous ! What do you mean ?
My ham was a success !!
644
01:01:11,930 --> 01:01:16,179
Are you joking ? Three clients went
to the hospital last night !
645
01:01:16,389 --> 01:01:20,279
It's not my fault.
It's the supplier's fault !
646
01:01:20,304 --> 01:01:24,170
- Is this a bad moment ?
- I've never had any good moments
647
01:01:24,171 --> 01:01:29,663
You're right. I was seduced, fucked and
dumped like an idiot ! Story of my life !
648
01:01:32,220 --> 01:01:34,552
- He hasn't called you ?
- No
649
01:01:34,553 --> 01:01:38,707
- I'll take you to that hotel suite.
-You must accept your femininity first
650
01:01:38,898 --> 01:01:39,899
Never !
651
01:01:42,023 --> 01:01:44,601
Stockings, heels, wigs ...
652
01:01:44,602 --> 01:01:48,412
For the marriage of these two mad fags,
faggotty dress is required !
653
01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:51,540
Rambo, do you have my size ?
654
01:01:53,603 --> 01:01:55,897
I've a 44 darling !
655
01:01:55,898 --> 01:01:59,350
Did you really think that my
drag queens wear a size 35 ?
656
01:01:59,351 --> 01:02:02,679
Do you have a gown from the
film "Working Girl" ?
657
01:02:05,259 --> 01:02:09,624
What about this model ?
It's classy, right ?
658
01:02:10,541 --> 01:02:13,728
The �Working girl�.
659
01:02:17,137 --> 01:02:19,898
Good for any event !
660
01:02:19,899 --> 01:02:23,009
The �Working girl�.
661
01:02:23,010 --> 01:02:25,939
- A cocktail outfit
- �Working girl�.
662
01:02:25,940 --> 01:02:29,134
Calm down, darling !
663
01:02:29,135 --> 01:02:32,605
The �Working girl� !!!!!
664
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:37,939
Come, come. Do exactly what I told you.
665
01:02:38,357 --> 01:02:42,138
Do not improvise ! Only
what I've told you ! Let's go !
666
01:03:30,028 --> 01:03:33,154
Eva, come, we're a big success !!
667
01:03:34,618 --> 01:03:37,835
Eva !! Eva !! Eva !!
668
01:04:13,668 --> 01:04:15,741
What is this new genre of a man ?
669
01:04:15,742 --> 01:04:19,742
It's for Eva ! She said that I have
to accept my femininity.
670
01:04:21,173 --> 01:04:23,929
Hold on Eva ! We bring you
virile, young men here...
671
01:04:23,930 --> 01:04:28,034
....and you turn them
into transvestites ?
672
01:04:28,050 --> 01:04:31,245
Tomorrow, I'll come to work like this
673
01:04:32,814 --> 01:04:36,377
You need not come to work.
Go straight to the streets to hustle
674
01:04:37,737 --> 01:04:41,254
And you my poor girl ?
You look like a cheap tranny !
675
01:04:41,722 --> 01:04:44,008
I'm releasing my female side.
676
01:04:44,009 --> 01:04:47,879
That's news !! She's releasing
her female side.
677
01:04:52,224 --> 01:04:56,334
I have an idea. Let's play a game.
"The treasure hunt"
678
01:04:57,255 --> 01:04:59,972
I'll be the treasure !
679
01:04:59,973 --> 01:05:03,065
No !! I'll be the treasure !!!
680
01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:06,381
You always want to steal
what belongs to others !!
681
01:05:06,601 --> 01:05:10,472
He who finds me, wins a gift ...
682
01:05:10,473 --> 01:05:14,853
...and for those who won't find me,
I'll be hidden behind the door.
683
01:05:21,039 --> 01:05:24,135
Stop thinking about him !
684
01:05:40,764 --> 01:05:44,614
- I ain't no faggot !
- Me neither !
685
01:05:45,172 --> 01:05:48,803
Stop putting labels on everything.
686
01:05:49,062 --> 01:05:51,959
Close your eyes and imagine....
687
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:54,988
..that I'm a woman
688
01:05:55,117 --> 01:05:59,471
- I have a limited imagination
- Well, I don't !
689
01:06:03,798 --> 01:06:06,204
- I am sorry !
- Are you suicidal ?
690
01:06:06,205 --> 01:06:10,549
I didn't mean to....I didn't want
to hit you, not at all !
691
01:06:13,685 --> 01:06:17,531
I didn't mean to...I told you,
I did not....
692
01:06:18,971 --> 01:06:22,160
It's OK my darling !
693
01:06:32,751 --> 01:06:35,972
I want a child
694
01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:39,566
But that's my dream !
To have a child with you !
695
01:06:40,905 --> 01:06:44,720
Oh, really ? And how would we do it ?
696
01:06:44,721 --> 01:06:48,443
Artificial insemination !
What other way ?
697
01:07:01,877 --> 01:07:06,346
- But I'd be your prisoner for ever !
- All couples are prisoners of each other
698
01:07:07,598 --> 01:07:10,721
Stop it, please !
699
01:07:14,932 --> 01:07:18,299
I must change my life
700
01:07:19,378 --> 01:07:23,057
Change everything !
701
01:07:25,285 --> 01:07:28,755
I'll sell the restaurant
702
01:07:28,756 --> 01:07:32,392
For the sake of that asshole
who won't even call you ??
703
01:07:32,851 --> 01:07:36,818
I'll call him...right now and tell him
that I'm selling the restaurant.
704
01:07:38,263 --> 01:07:43,406
Haven't you suffered enough already ?
Are you a masochist ? Think clearly !
705
01:07:49,559 --> 01:07:53,647
Shit, you're right. I'll take a sleeping
pill and forget everything.
706
01:07:54,021 --> 01:07:57,068
Think about it all !
707
01:07:58,021 --> 01:08:00,721
Thanks !
708
01:08:01,872 --> 01:08:03,897
I love you !
709
01:08:06,574 --> 01:08:08,658
I know !
710
01:08:11,940 --> 01:08:14,873
Thank you !
711
01:08:15,503 --> 01:08:18,505
Good evening !
712
01:08:30,460 --> 01:08:32,821
Girlfriend !
713
01:08:34,134 --> 01:08:37,254
- Interested in a great shag ?
- Where is he ?
714
01:08:37,255 --> 01:08:39,494
Over there !
715
01:08:40,909 --> 01:08:45,305
- Ex altar boy. He adores the whip !
- Him ? Are you crazy?
716
01:08:47,149 --> 01:08:49,239
I'll finish him off !
717
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:53,712
Make no mistake, hit for real. When
he says "no" it's because he wants it.
718
01:09:17,274 --> 01:09:20,329
Do you have a light, darling ?
719
01:09:28,004 --> 01:09:31,299
Thank you, baby !
720
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:35,236
- Wanna dance ?
- I'm looking for Eva
721
01:09:35,237 --> 01:09:39,778
Eva is in front of you right now
(in french= she's inside my panties)
722
01:09:39,956 --> 01:09:43,205
Set yourself free !
723
01:09:44,263 --> 01:09:47,733
Come into my world !
724
01:09:57,120 --> 01:10:00,163
You're very attractive but
I came here only for Eva !
725
01:10:00,164 --> 01:10:04,342
Eva ! We all love Eva ! She's divine !
We adore her !
726
01:10:05,321 --> 01:10:09,276
- Mr Aymar ?
- Mr Agutte ? !
727
01:10:09,651 --> 01:10:13,355
What a positive experience !
But you seem troubled.
728
01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:17,165
I do not want to disappoint you,
but I've reached a point, where, ...
729
01:10:17,491 --> 01:10:21,500
.....excuse my frankness,
your charm gets on my nerves !
730
01:10:22,479 --> 01:10:26,763
Very well. Looking for Eva ?
She's in the private area !
731
01:10:52,521 --> 01:10:56,106
- You're the altar boy ?
- Pardon me ?
732
01:11:00,027 --> 01:11:04,528
Don't pretend, slut ! I know ya luv it !
You're gonna have fun !!
733
01:11:06,236 --> 01:11:09,510
No, you're making a mistake !
734
01:11:11,464 --> 01:11:15,175
- Did you take my tranquillizers ?
- I am not a manic depressive.
735
01:11:17,755 --> 01:11:20,842
What's this noise ?
736
01:11:23,405 --> 01:11:27,628
Open the door ! Come on ladies !
737
01:11:33,496 --> 01:11:36,781
Rambo, calm down !
738
01:11:44,097 --> 01:11:47,097
Are you enjoying this, pervert ?
739
01:11:47,114 --> 01:11:50,552
It is a hard enough ?
740
01:11:54,674 --> 01:12:00,120
You love destroying what can
be good between two people.
741
01:12:00,684 --> 01:12:04,266
It makes you happy. That's why you are
alone, that's why you come to my bed.
742
01:12:04,405 --> 01:12:09,676
Love frightens you ! You'll never be
happy. You're nothing but an idiot !
743
01:12:25,352 --> 01:12:30,778
Alexandre ! Alexandre !!
744
01:12:38,690 --> 01:12:41,842
Hello ! Leave your message
after the beep !
745
01:12:42,331 --> 01:12:46,561
I know you're there. Don't answer the
phone. It's not worth it !
746
01:12:47,906 --> 01:12:51,062
This is the end, Adrien !
747
01:12:51,063 --> 01:12:54,467
Your lectures on
the loneliness of the gays ...
748
01:12:55,344 --> 01:12:59,429
You know what to do with
your theories about destiny !
749
01:13:00,178 --> 01:13:02,749
It was not true, none of it !
750
01:13:02,750 --> 01:13:06,647
You could be with a man and
I could be with a man, too !
751
01:13:08,087 --> 01:13:12,189
But how can we fall in love, if
we can't stand ourselves ?
752
01:13:12,570 --> 01:13:15,581
Therefore.....
753
01:13:19,072 --> 01:13:21,120
Good-bye....
754
01:13:25,758 --> 01:13:29,650
Hello ! Please leave your message !
755
01:13:30,471 --> 01:13:34,535
Don't answer the phone.
I'm devastated.
756
01:13:35,408 --> 01:13:39,004
I screwed up Agutte's life
and yours, too.
757
01:13:39,005 --> 01:13:43,004
You know why ? I'm afraid of losing you
758
01:13:43,871 --> 01:13:47,496
Eva, you're the woman of my life
759
01:13:47,694 --> 01:13:50,899
Do not laugh at me......
760
01:13:51,055 --> 01:13:54,053
You're the woman I want and
the woman I wanted to be.
761
01:13:54,054 --> 01:13:57,823
How many men have ever told you that ?
762
01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:05,681
I feel dizzy right now. I also
wanted to change my life
763
01:14:06,534 --> 01:14:12,411
I also feel like a prisoner ...
balancing on the edge of the abyss.
764
01:14:16,601 --> 01:14:20,223
Hello ! Please leave your message !
765
01:14:20,651 --> 01:14:25,474
Enough already ! It's me ! Answer it !
We need to talk !
766
01:14:58,539 --> 01:14:59,631
Evelyne!
767
01:15:01,657 --> 01:15:05,182
- Your father wanted to see you
-Was he remorseful for the past ?
768
01:15:05,183 --> 01:15:09,525
After so long, you came only
for his funeral. Shame on you !
769
01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:15,055
- Don't make any scandal !
-Don't worry ! The scandal lies there !
770
01:15:15,275 --> 01:15:17,373
Why did you come back ?
771
01:15:17,374 --> 01:15:20,757
I'm a masochist !
772
01:15:32,034 --> 01:15:34,933
There...it's over now !
773
01:15:34,934 --> 01:15:38,290
Do you think there's life after death ?
774
01:15:38,822 --> 01:15:41,646
Hell, Heaven ... who knows?
775
01:15:41,647 --> 01:15:46,262
But mom never misses an opportunity
to impress us with a big meal at home
776
01:16:01,567 --> 01:16:05,262
That's the best light bulbs bouquet
I could find !
777
01:16:05,543 --> 01:16:08,857
Take me away from here, quickly !
778
01:16:14,811 --> 01:16:18,199
Kiss me, kiss me !!
779
01:16:33,780 --> 01:16:37,226
You're crazy !!
780
01:16:40,812 --> 01:16:44,298
I've decided that every night will be
like the one we just had
781
01:16:47,296 --> 01:16:51,584
-You spend your nights in the restaurant
- I'll sell it.
782
01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:55,747
I'll change my life. It's now or never !
783
01:16:56,850 --> 01:16:59,874
You're right....
784
01:16:59,875 --> 01:17:03,305
But it's doing well, your restaurant....
785
01:17:03,306 --> 01:17:07,759
It's a big success. You shouldn't.......
...all of a sudden.....
786
01:17:09,151 --> 01:17:11,273
What are you going to do afterwards ?
787
01:17:11,274 --> 01:17:14,651
I don't get it. Didn't you want me
to get out of all this ?
788
01:17:15,181 --> 01:17:19,775
Yeah, yeah, I was just saying that.......
789
01:17:23,313 --> 01:17:26,339
Who is this ?
790
01:17:28,073 --> 01:17:31,224
Your wife. I asked her to bring you
clean clothes.
791
01:17:31,225 --> 01:17:34,026
You did what ?
792
01:17:35,136 --> 01:17:38,203
Good morning madam !
793
01:17:39,924 --> 01:17:43,766
-There's a plate missing
- Pardon me madam ?
794
01:17:43,938 --> 01:17:48,298
Mrs Agutte's breakfast is missing.
What does she usually have ?
795
01:17:48,452 --> 01:17:51,839
I only know Mr Agutte
796
01:17:52,061 --> 01:17:54,985
And his prostitutes
797
01:17:54,986 --> 01:17:58,184
It's OK Francis. Thank you !
We have everything we need.
798
01:17:58,185 --> 01:18:01,340
- Very well Sir
- Hold on Francis
799
01:18:02,877 --> 01:18:06,987
Do you think he no longer speaks of
love because he's had me already ?
800
01:18:09,955 --> 01:18:12,884
Does he love me or am I just another
number in his phone book ?
801
01:18:12,885 --> 01:18:14,553
Both, I hope !
802
01:18:14,554 --> 01:18:18,574
Enough already Eva ! Your bag is
full of condoms, lubricants ...
803
01:18:18,764 --> 01:18:22,239
- ...and even a torn photo of a man!
- Never tore a picture ?
804
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:26,794
- Yes, but I never glued it back.
- We should have used a condom.
805
01:18:27,273 --> 01:18:31,288
The torn picture is of my father,
the one that I buried yesterday
806
01:18:31,289 --> 01:18:34,565
- My condolences madam
- It's OK, he was a bastard anyway
807
01:18:34,566 --> 01:18:37,932
He had raped me
808
01:18:45,630 --> 01:18:47,293
Yes ? Put her through !
809
01:18:47,294 --> 01:18:51,011
- Who is this ?
- Calm down ! It's my office !
810
01:18:51,012 --> 01:18:54,451
Unbelievable ! You told them
where you'd be !!
811
01:18:56,483 --> 01:19:00,352
Mr Agutte is busy cheating on his wife
right now. Please call later !
812
01:19:05,093 --> 01:19:08,638
At the cemetery,
I thought this would work.
813
01:19:15,383 --> 01:19:19,184
- May I sleep here tonight ?
-Of course my love !
814
01:19:26,255 --> 01:19:30,330
-There'll be no questions and no answers
-No questions and no answers
815
01:19:31,140 --> 01:19:34,232
Just one question though.....
816
01:19:34,233 --> 01:19:37,737
Why are you "on the edge of the abyss" ?
817
01:19:44,485 --> 01:19:47,914
Are you HIV positive ?
818
01:20:00,083 --> 01:20:03,613
- We'll never know
- Is this your test ?
819
01:20:03,645 --> 01:20:08,450
- Didn't you read it stupid ?
-What for ? Strange looks from others...
820
01:20:08,723 --> 01:20:11,032
...going to sleep in anguish....
821
01:20:11,033 --> 01:20:15,238
...doing tests every 6 months,
freak out with every shag ?
822
01:20:15,536 --> 01:20:18,707
Fuck off Adrien ! It's negative !!
823
01:20:21,421 --> 01:20:24,852
Negative, god damn it !!!
824
01:20:33,233 --> 01:20:37,201
But be careful. It is just a test,
not a license on a fuck spree.
825
01:20:37,421 --> 01:20:40,568
We can have a child now
826
01:20:40,569 --> 01:20:43,848
Don't start again
827
01:20:45,658 --> 01:20:48,251
- This is Marie Agutte
- Good evening Mrs Agutte
828
01:20:48,252 --> 01:20:51,839
-I'm inviting you to a party at my place
- That's very kind of you
829
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:53,453
- Sure.....
- Tonight ?
830
01:20:53,454 --> 01:20:56,020
- What are we celebrating ?
- Andre' got fired by the Germans !
831
01:20:56,021 --> 01:20:59,267
- And this calls for celebration ?
- You're coming, right ?
832
01:20:59,268 --> 01:21:02,329
- Of course.....I'll be there
- Looking forward to seeing you
833
01:21:02,330 --> 01:21:05,948
- What was this ?
- Andre' got fired
834
01:21:06,303 --> 01:21:10,377
And she's having a party ? Nice of her !
Andre' will die when he hears that
835
01:21:10,645 --> 01:21:14,303
He knows, he was next to her,
laughing like an idiot !
836
01:21:15,332 --> 01:21:18,630
Queens are never shaken by anything !
837
01:21:19,801 --> 01:21:23,493
- You'll come with me !!
-No thanks! I'll stay out of this bullshit
838
01:21:23,494 --> 01:21:26,583
I'm going to sleep
839
01:21:37,008 --> 01:21:39,107
Great party !
You are absolute beautiful !
840
01:21:39,108 --> 01:21:43,182
- Help yourselves, feel free!
- Sure.
841
01:21:46,463 --> 01:21:50,371
- Don't you have any poppers ?
- Where did I put it ? It's there.....!
842
01:21:50,550 --> 01:21:52,711
...with the condoms
843
01:21:52,712 --> 01:21:56,089
- Very sexy !
- Help yourself !
844
01:21:56,090 --> 01:21:58,493
- It's a hot scene in there !
- Really ?
845
01:21:58,494 --> 01:22:01,682
- I'd rather not see it
- What was this room ?
846
01:22:01,683 --> 01:22:04,281
My husband's office.
At least, now it's being used
847
01:22:04,282 --> 01:22:05,152
Great !
848
01:22:09,159 --> 01:22:12,203
Glad you came Adrien !
849
01:22:13,242 --> 01:22:17,866
- This old bag wants to call the police!
- Stop it, this is my sister.
850
01:22:17,866 --> 01:22:22,275
- Very sexy !!
- I heard screaming! Did they hurt you?
851
01:22:23,116 --> 01:22:26,352
No Claire, these are my friends
852
01:22:26,821 --> 01:22:30,588
Charming ! They look different !
853
01:22:32,945 --> 01:22:38,778
-Go to bed. I'll explain it to you later
- Sleep ? With all this noise ?
854
01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:44,423
-I'm trying to save my marriage with this
- And you've chosen the best way.
855
01:22:45,275 --> 01:22:48,963
Alexandre is gay. I have no choice !
856
01:22:50,735 --> 01:22:54,059
My dear, with you, any man
would turn gay.
857
01:22:54,245 --> 01:22:57,294
- Poppers ?
- Yeah !
858
01:23:01,128 --> 01:23:04,864
Do not touch !!
859
01:23:15,850 --> 01:23:17,888
Excuse me !
860
01:23:23,679 --> 01:23:28,404
Girlfriend, you came just in time!
Come on in ! The party is right here.
861
01:23:28,896 --> 01:23:33,144
Why are you dressed like that ?
You got the wrong costume !
862
01:23:33,145 --> 01:23:36,250
Go right in ! Go ! Enter !
863
01:23:38,663 --> 01:23:42,467
Alex ! Don't stand over there !
Come, get yourself a drink !
864
01:23:45,485 --> 01:23:48,929
It's a party for Andre'
865
01:23:50,398 --> 01:23:52,147
Marie, what's goin' on here ?
866
01:23:52,148 --> 01:23:56,025
I thought I should do it here. Thus,
there's no need for your going out
867
01:23:57,211 --> 01:24:02,008
Keep cool ! Next time we'll do
an after party in the park.
868
01:24:02,944 --> 01:24:06,836
- An after ?
- At dawn, under the trees...
869
01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:12,049
For our wedding anniversary !
It'll be romantic, right ?
870
01:24:14,398 --> 01:24:18,743
- I haven't forgotten Marie
- That's nice of you, Alex. Thanks !
871
01:24:29,368 --> 01:24:33,954
They're so beautiful.
I haven't forgotten either
872
01:24:53,161 --> 01:24:55,235
What's the meaning of this ?
873
01:24:55,236 --> 01:24:59,557
Emeralds highlight your eyes, darling
874
01:25:00,374 --> 01:25:04,199
They'll look great with mascara.
875
01:25:07,636 --> 01:25:12,123
What's wrong with you ?
Do you think that I'm gay ?
876
01:25:13,371 --> 01:25:16,778
Rest assured Alex !
I know everything already.
877
01:25:17,076 --> 01:25:21,050
- Pardon me ?
- Isn't this a gay travel guide ?
878
01:25:26,083 --> 01:25:30,568
Yes, it is. I undestand them now.
I have nothing against them.
879
01:25:32,331 --> 01:25:35,360
After all Marie, we've spent 10 years
making love. You know very well that ...
880
01:25:35,361 --> 01:25:39,004
You do not know me Alex.
You should have trusted me
881
01:25:39,332 --> 01:25:43,110
You didn't need to lie to me.
You're a coward
882
01:25:43,111 --> 01:25:45,940
- I am a coward ?
- Exactly ! You're a coward !!
883
01:25:45,941 --> 01:25:49,771
Do you want the truth ? Do you
really want to know the truth ?
884
01:25:50,006 --> 01:25:53,943
- It won't be a news flash for me !
- I'm crazy about Eva
885
01:25:54,980 --> 01:25:58,828
I love that woman much more than
I ever loved you
886
01:26:00,627 --> 01:26:04,299
What are you laughing at, poofter ?
887
01:26:04,567 --> 01:26:08,831
-Asshole, don't touch my man !
- You go and play with your dolls !
888
01:26:09,997 --> 01:26:11,598
Nothing for me ?
889
01:26:11,599 --> 01:26:15,318
I have nothing against
them, but enough is enough.
890
01:26:15,319 --> 01:26:19,357
You're really sick ! But tell me,
did you ever do it with animals ?
891
01:26:20,293 --> 01:26:25,412
What's goin' on ? I hear no more screams
out here ! Oh God, the altar boy !!
892
01:26:27,090 --> 01:26:29,944
You want more of your treatment ?
893
01:26:29,945 --> 01:26:36,124
- Yes Mistress, hit me.
- You naughty girl.
894
01:26:40,074 --> 01:26:43,463
Your departure party will be remembered
895
01:26:48,601 --> 01:26:52,162
I haven't told you. I had a blood test
and it was negative
896
01:26:52,163 --> 01:26:55,530
Oh really ? So what ?
897
01:27:00,149 --> 01:27:03,529
Oh shit ! I'm sorry !
898
01:27:08,292 --> 01:27:11,800
We'll never talk again about this. OK ?
899
01:27:11,801 --> 01:27:15,379
As you wish. I'll always be there for you
900
01:27:17,993 --> 01:27:21,307
Her hair caught fire.
901
01:27:22,747 --> 01:27:26,263
It's true ! She caught fire !
902
01:27:28,125 --> 01:27:32,024
We're going to finish with
this party. It's about time.
903
01:27:32,074 --> 01:27:36,148
You're all busting my balls.
Enough already !
904
01:27:36,149 --> 01:27:39,727
- Alex get out !
- You've heard her mister, get out !
905
01:27:40,198 --> 01:27:44,432
Wait ! Let's start all over again.
We can adopt a child !
906
01:27:44,854 --> 01:27:47,811
We need not wait for things
to worsen, in order to have kids
907
01:27:47,812 --> 01:27:52,276
Do you want to know something ?
I don't want any kids, I never did !
908
01:27:53,339 --> 01:27:56,746
- I'm not infertile
- But that's what you told me
909
01:27:57,776 --> 01:28:01,441
I'm taking the pill Alex.
From the very first day
910
01:28:02,766 --> 01:28:06,228
I'll quit my job tomorrow.
I don't want to see you again Marie.
911
01:28:06,229 --> 01:28:09,465
Neither at work nor in my bed.
912
01:28:24,145 --> 01:28:27,310
BANK OF EUROPE
913
01:28:33,004 --> 01:28:35,605
- To the airport
- Alexandre !
914
01:28:39,573 --> 01:28:43,790
Are you trying to restore people that
you ruined, like the photo in your bag?
915
01:28:44,415 --> 01:28:47,705
No....No !
916
01:28:48,101 --> 01:28:50,571
I will not fall for that.
917
01:28:50,572 --> 01:28:55,556
Please Alexandre. I have a very
important thing to tell you.
918
01:28:56,244 --> 01:29:00,482
What are you doing ? There's nothing to
tell, nothing to destroy in my life
919
01:29:02,121 --> 01:29:06,300
- What is it anyway ? Speak !
- Hurry up or you'll miss your plane
920
01:29:09,506 --> 01:29:10,922
Go !
921
01:29:24,404 --> 01:29:27,492
- What are you doing here ?
- One of my meetings was cancelled
922
01:29:27,493 --> 01:29:29,996
- I came to see you.
- You shouldn't have. Here's my taxi
923
01:29:29,997 --> 01:29:33,505
- Where are you going ?
- None of your business !
924
01:29:36,559 --> 01:29:39,592
Move !
925
01:29:40,177 --> 01:29:43,843
Please wait here!
Somebody will come to see you shortly
926
01:29:54,995 --> 01:29:58,183
Is it his ? Are you sure ?
927
01:29:58,184 --> 01:30:02,271
-Didn't you use a condom? Are you crazy?
- I'm pregnant, that's what it counts
928
01:30:07,376 --> 01:30:10,938
Eva if you do this, you might not
get pregnant again, ever !
929
01:30:11,904 --> 01:30:15,139
I don't want a child with no father,
no family....
930
01:30:15,986 --> 01:30:18,740
But he'll have a family !
I already love this baby !
931
01:30:18,741 --> 01:30:22,782
He' ll miss nothing. He'll be well
taken care of, loved, protected....
932
01:30:23,686 --> 01:30:27,022
He'll have all that you didn't have !
933
01:30:27,023 --> 01:30:30,032
Get lost Adrien !
934
01:30:30,708 --> 01:30:33,749
Do not throw away this chance !
Stop destroying everything !
935
01:30:33,750 --> 01:30:37,782
I never destroyed anybody.
Men crush me, however.....Even you !
936
01:30:37,971 --> 01:30:40,495
Your room is ready madam
937
01:30:40,496 --> 01:30:43,468
This is my child !
Do not touch her !
938
01:30:43,469 --> 01:30:47,073
Listen to me ! Let's talk about it !
Don't do it ! Miss this is a sin !
939
01:30:47,074 --> 01:30:50,774
Ignore him ! He's hysterical !
Can't you see he's a faggot ?
940
01:30:51,408 --> 01:30:54,061
- Is this true ?
- Yes it is ! So what ?
941
01:30:54,062 --> 01:30:56,826
Then, you're not the father
942
01:30:56,827 --> 01:30:59,963
Why not ?
Don't I look like a father ?
943
01:30:59,964 --> 01:31:02,234
And who says that she's the mother ?
944
01:31:02,235 --> 01:31:05,839
- Well, anyway.....
- This is my child !
945
01:31:05,840 --> 01:31:09,713
She's not well. For anything concerning
the baby, you should talk to me!
946
01:31:10,839 --> 01:31:14,899
- I do not want this abortion !
- The doctor is waiting for you
947
01:31:14,900 --> 01:31:16,570
- Let's go
- Hold on !
948
01:31:16,571 --> 01:31:19,623
I'll fuck the doctor who
will touch her !!
949
01:31:19,624 --> 01:31:21,959
Have you understood ?
950
01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:23,859
You too ?
951
01:31:26,532 --> 01:31:30,124
Daddy is here !!
952
01:31:34,719 --> 01:31:37,927
Now that he's received Devine Grace,
it's the duty of the parents....
953
01:31:37,928 --> 01:31:42,375
and the god-parents to illuminate
his path into life....
954
01:31:42,598 --> 01:31:45,875
....so that he remains
an enlightened child....
955
01:31:45,876 --> 01:31:49,191
...in the realm of our Faith
956
01:31:50,515 --> 01:31:53,346
No, no ! No dolls and teddy bears !
957
01:31:53,347 --> 01:31:57,408
I bought him a machine gun, he loves it.
And bottle nipples like tits....
958
01:31:57,409 --> 01:32:00,625
- What for ?
- For his bottle !
959
01:32:00,626 --> 01:32:04,406
-What a hot priest ! Did you pick him up?
- Please, ladies and gentlemen....
960
01:32:06,148 --> 01:32:09,149
Let's praise the Lord !
961
01:32:25,723 --> 01:32:29,598
Excuse me, but I thought it would
be nice if he were here too !
962
01:32:32,691 --> 01:32:37,065
- I'm not disturbing, I hope !
-No ! It's the christening of Eva's son!
963
01:32:37,066 --> 01:32:42,331
- Eva's and Adrien's son, actually !
- A miracle that I can never explain !
964
01:32:42,972 --> 01:32:46,206
Haven't you noticed ?
I'm pregnant too !
965
01:32:49,004 --> 01:32:52,582
Cyril wants to name her Eva.
We hope it'll be a girl.
966
01:32:52,651 --> 01:32:56,098
A Jesus-like outfit never
goes out of style.
967
01:32:56,099 --> 01:32:59,552
Idiot ! Go light a candle !
968
01:33:01,990 --> 01:33:05,571
- Hello Alexandre !
- You still remember my name ?
969
01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:10,255
So, you toured the world ?
Did you go everywhere ?
970
01:33:10,256 --> 01:33:14,272
-I re-newed myself
-You look well. What are you doing now?
971
01:33:14,332 --> 01:33:18,303
Do you remember the plastic surgeon,
Severine ? We're business partners
972
01:33:19,529 --> 01:33:23,731
Skin lifting, dieting, body building....
973
01:33:42,130 --> 01:33:46,125
- Take that from him immediately !
- What ? Oh my baby !
974
01:33:46,636 --> 01:33:49,372
You cannot repress the instict,
you know.....
975
01:33:49,373 --> 01:33:51,891
One way or another, he'll
take after one of you two !
976
01:33:51,892 --> 01:33:55,343
What ! My son.....Gay ?
Absolutely....NEVER !!
977
01:33:59,224 --> 01:34:01,861
# If I have to choose,
I'll say it clearly....
978
01:34:01,862 --> 01:34:06,071
# and without hesitation, I am a boy !
(song by Mylene Farmer, 1987)
979
01:35:03,271 --> 01:35:08,554
FUN AT EVA's PLACE or WHAT A DRAG !
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