Original subtitles

Sean McNamara: DR. FORSYTHE,

TELL US WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE

ABOUT YOURSELF.

>> WHY?

>> SO WE CAN BETTER UNDERSTAND

HOW TO HELP YOU.

>> KIKI IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS

HELP, NOT ME. I'M MERELY HER

ADVOCATE.

>> I'M SORRY. THERE'S REALLY NO

POINT IN HAVING A CONSULTATION

WITHOUT THE PATIENT PRESENT.

>> SHE'S A GORILLA.

>> I'M SURE YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.

WE'VE SEEN ALL SORTS OF

SERIOUS--

>> A MOUNTAIN GORILLA. I AM

DR. MEREDITH FORSYTHE FROM

THE GORILLA PROTECTION AGENCY.

>> THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?

>> I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. I SENT

INFORMATION ABOUT MY WORK AND

YOUR NURSE MADE AN APPOINTMENT

FOR ME.

>> FOR YOU, YES. NOT FOR SOME

MONKEY.

>> APE. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

WE SHARE 98.4% OF OUR DNA WITH

THESE CREATURES.

>> I'M AFRAID THERE'S BEEN

A TERRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING,

DR. FORSYTHE. WE DON'T DO

ANIMALS.

>> KIKI IS NOT LOOKING TO BE

DONE. SHE WANTS TO HAVE A BABY.

>> SHE TOLD YOU THAT?

>> KIKI CAN SIGN OVER 1,000

WORDS AND UNDERSTANDS SPOKEN

ENGLISH. SHE'S ALREADY CHOSEN

A MATE, KOOMBA, THROUGH VIDEO

DATING, BUT SHE CAN'T MEET HIM

UNTIL THE SCAR ON HER FACE IS

FIXED.

>> ARE YOU SAYING THAT KIKI HAS

A SELF-IMAGE PROBLEM?

>> APES ARE THE ONLY OTHER

CREATURES BESIDES HUMANS WHO CAN

RECOGNIZE THEMSELVES IN THE

MIRROR. SHE KNOWS SHE'S

DIFFERENT, IMPERFECT IN SOME

WAY.

>> SHE COULD USE SOME LIP GLOSS.

>> I'M SORRY, DR. FORSYTHE, BUT

I HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING

THAT SELF-LOATHING HAS EXTENDED

TO THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.

>> IT'S MORE A QUESTION OF

NATURAL SELECTION, WHICH, FIRST

AND FOREMOST, INVOLVES THE

SELECTION OF A MATE. ANY SORT OF

DEFORMITY IN AN ANIMAL BECOMES

UNDESIRABLE, A MISFIT, RELEGATED

TO THE OUTER EDGES OF THE HERD.

>> AND SO, SHE DECIDED ON

PLASTIC SURGERY?

>> I AM GRAVELY CONCERNED THAT

WHEN KOOMBA SEES HER SCAR, HE

WILL ATTACK HER, OR MORE

REALISTICALLY, KILL HER. I'M

APPEALING TO YOU AS SCIENTISTS.

AT LEAST LOOK AT SOME OF MY

RESEARCH BEFORE YOU DECIDE.

I BEGAN WORKING WITH HER WHEN

SHE WAS A BABY. SHE'D BEEN

RESCUED AFTER HER MOTHER WAS

BUTCHERED BY POACHERS. THEY CUT

OFF HER MOTHER'S HANDS AND HEAD.

IT'S ILLEGAL, BUT THEY STILL

SOLD ON THE BLACK MARKET. IT'S

A POPULAR APHRODISIAC. KIKI

ESCAPED WITH JUST A GASH

FROM THE LEFT SIDE

OF HER SAGITTAL CREST TO HER

LIPS. WHAT BEGAN AS A 4-YEAR

STUDY OF PRIMATES AND LANGUAGE

TURNED INTO A LIFELONG STUDY OF

INTERSPECIES COMMUNICATION. IT

IS IMPERATIVE THAT KIKI

PROCREATE IN ORDER TO DETERMINE

IF SHE CAN PASS ON HER LANGUAGE

SKILLS TO HER OFFSPRING.

OTHERWISE, ALL THE WORK WE'VE

DONE WILL DISAPPEAR WITH HER

WHEN SHE DIES.

>> LOOK, MAYBE KOOMBA CAN SEE

PAST KIKI'S SCAR TO HER INNER

BEAUTY. MAYBE HE'S NOT A SHALLOW

BASTARD LIKE THE REST OF US.

>> DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF.

BEAUTY ATTRACTS TO PRESERVE THE

SPECIES. IN EVOLUTIONARY TERMS,

DR. TROY, ALL MALES ARE

BASTARDS.

[PASSIONATE MOANING]

>> OH, I MISSED HAVING YOU

INSIDE ME.

I THOUGHT I COULD FORGET ABOUT

YOU. YOU'D BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT

ME.

>> YOU'RE ALL I THINK ABOUT.

NO ONE ELSE MATTERS.

>> THE TICKET'S STILL GOOD.

TAKE IT. IT'S BACK AT THE HOUSE.

OHH! CUM WITH ME, MATT. OHH!

OHH! PLEASE, CUM WITH ME. OHH!

>> [SIGHS]

[DOOR OPENS]

>> [SNIFFS] UGH.

[LOUD GULP]

>> A MAN WASHING A DISH IN THIS

OFFICE? I MUST BE DREAMING.

>> ELIZABETH, QUENTIN COSTA.

THEY SPEAK VERY HIGHLY OF YOU

AT SHANDS MEDICAL.

>> THEY DO?

>> OH, YEAH. A DISTINGUISHED

RESIDENCY, THEN YOU DID A

FELLOWSHIP IN PAIN MANAGEMENT--

>> DID YOU GO GOLD RATE OR WHAT?

>> AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN LIKE YOU

MUST GO GOLD ALL THE TIME.

>> SAVE IT FOR SOMEONE WHOSE

PANTIES YOU MAY HAVE A CHANCE

IN HELL OF GETTING INTO. LIZ IS

GAY.

>> WELCOME TO McNAMARA/TROY.

>> I'M HONORED. YOU KNOW, I'VE

BEEN READING UP ON YOUR CASES

AND IT'S CUTTING EDGE STUFF.

YOU GUYS ARE FEARLESS.

>> HA!

>> APPARENTLY, LIZ THINKS I'M

A PUSSY BECAUSE I REFUSE TO DO

A SCAR REVISION ON AN APE.

>> A GORILLA WHO CAN SIGN OVER

1,000 WORDS.

>> CHRISTIAN, THAT TATTOO

REMOVAL CONSULT'S IN MY OFFICE.

HEY, QUENTIN. HOW'S YOUR FIRST

MORNING GOING?

>> FEELS LIKE HOME. THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW, SEAN, SPEAKING OF

TATTOOS, I CAN GET US A NEW

MED-LIFE AT COST, 79,000. IT'S

STATE OF THE ART.

>> THE Q-SWITCH LASER? BEEN

WANTING TO SEE HOW IT WORKS.

>> LOOK, BUT DON'T TOUCH.

WE CAN'T AFFORD IT.

>> MAYBE THE PUBLICITY FROM

WORKING ON A WORLD-FAMOUS

GORILLA...

>> DROP IT, LIZ.

>> OF COURSE. WHATEVER YOU SAY.

>> SHIT.

>> HMM.

>> HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT.

>> WAIT, DON'T WASH THAT. WHEN

I WAS WORKING IN THE SOUTHERN

SUDAN, THE DINKAS, I REATTACHED

THE CHIEF'S INDEX FINGER, SO

THEY MADE ME AN HONORARY MEMBER

OF THEIR TRIBE.

>> THEY MADE YOU A DINKA JUST

FOR SEWING ON A DINKY DINKA'S

FINGER?

>> SEE, THEY HAVE THIS BLOOD

RITUAL. THEY BELIEVE THAT IF YOU

SHARE THE SAME SCAR, YOU'RE

UNITED AS WARRIORS. WHAT DO YOU

SAY, SEAN? ARE WE A TRIBE?

>> I HAVE THIS THING ABOUT MY

FINGERS. I NEED THEM TO OPERATE.

>> I KNOW. ME, TOO. I'M JOKING.

>> [CHUCKLES] OH. WELL. [LAUGHS]

>> OH, COME ON. LOOK, I'M GONNA

GO DO THAT TATTOO CONSULT WITH

YOU. YOU RELAX. I'M HERE TO

LIGHTEN YOUR LOAD, RIGHT?

LET'S GO.

>> MR. RAMIREZ, TELL US WHAT YOU

DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.

>> MY SKIN. I WANT TO GET RID

OF MY SIGNS. SEE, THERE'S THIS

GUY WHO TEACHES INDUSTRIAL ARTS

AT THE YOUTH AUTHORITY, AND HE

SAID HE'D LET ME WORK AT HIS

ELECTRONICS STORE IF I GET

MYSELF CLEANED UP AND HOLY

SPIRIT CHURCH SAID THEY'D PAY.

>> THE BOYS AT MS-13 ARE GONNA

LET YOU QUIT JUST LIKE THAT?

>> YOU KNOW, THEY SEE I'VE DONE

SOME TIME. YOU KNOW, SOME GOOD

TIME FOR THEM I'VE BEEN LOYAL.

THEY'LL LET YOU GO SOMETIMES.

BUT I'M THROUGH. I THROUGH EVEN

IF THAT MEANS I GOTTA GET BOXED

OUT.

>> I'M SORRY. BOXED OUT?

>> WELL, SEE, THEY PUT YOU IN

THIS REFRIGERATOR BOX, THEY'LL

SHUT THE DOOR, AND THEY'LL FIRE

A DOZEN ROUNDS INTO IT. NOW IF

YOU LIVE, YOU OUT. YOU DIE...

[SPEAKS SPANISH].

>> MR. RAMIREZ, JUST BECAUSE YOU

AND I ARE BOTH OF LATIN DESCENT

DOESN'T MEAN WE SPEAK THE SAME

LANGUAGE.

>> QUENTIN, I--

>> CASTRO OPENS HIS PRISONS AND

HE FLOODS OUR SHORES WITH

MARIELITOS, AND THEY DO WHAT

THEY'VE ALWAYS DONE. THEY STEAL,

THEY SELL DRUGS, AND THEY BREED.

>> HEY. HEY, LOOK AT ME, MAN.

YOU DON'T DISRESPECT ME LIKE

I'M NOT EVEN HERE, HUH?

>> OH, YOU WANT ME TO RESPECT

YOU? WHY DON'T YOU TELL DR.

McNAMARA HERE WHAT THOSE TEARS

REPRESENT.

>> ONE TEAR--ONE TEAR FOR EVERY

KILL.

LOOK, I WAS 10. I WAS 10, EATING

GARBAGE. YOU KNOW, SHITTING MY

GUTS OUT, MOANING LIKE SOME DOG

IN AN ALLEY. THAT'S HOW THEY

FOUND ME. THEY GAVE ME SOME

TEQUILA AND SOME WEED, WE START

LAUGHING. WE START KICKING BACK.

YOU KNOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN

MY LIFE, I HAD SOME FAMILY. I

HAD SOME PLACE I COULD GO. THEY

ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO JUMP IN.

AND THEN, THEY RUSHED ME, THEY

BEAT ME UP, THEN THEY SHOOK MY

HAND. THAT WAS IT. I WAS IN.

FROM THAT DAY ON, I NEVER CRIED,

NOT ONCE. NOT UNTIL THE DAY--

NOT UNTIL THE DAY THAT PRIMA'S

MOM SPOKE IN COURT. SEE, HE WAS

A BANGER JUST LIKE ME. YOU KNOW,

I EXPECTED HIS MOM TO COME IN

THERE SCREAMING AND STUFF, BUT

SHE DIDN'T. SHE SAID THAT SHE

FORGAVE ME. LIKE SHE FORGAVE

PRIMA BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T DO

NO BETTER FOR HIM. AND THEN, SHE

SAID THAT I HAD GOODNESS IN ME.

THAT GOD IS THE ONLY ONE THAT

HAD THE WHOLE STORY ON ME, AND

IT WASN'T WRITTEN IN NO POLICE

FILE.

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

>> I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT, SEAN,

BUT YOU'VE GOT A CALL ON LINE

ONE.

>> I'M IN A CONSULT.

>> IT'S JULIA. SHE'S CALLING

FROM THE POLICE STATION.

>> WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

>> ADRIAN'S DEAD. AVA'S SON,

ADRIAN. MATT WAS OVER AT THE

HOUSE. HE FOUND HIM.

>> HE'D BEEN STABBED.

>> SHE DO IT?

>> SEAN--

>> THEY WERE HAVING AN

INCESTUOUS RELATIONSHIP, JULIA.

MAYBE HE TRIED TO STOP IT.

>> THAT WAS A LIE. THEY NEVER

SLEPT TOGETHER.

>> WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE IN

THE FIRST PLACE? WE HAD AN

AGREEMENT. YOU PROMISED US IT

WAS OVER.

>> AVA WOULDN'T HURT HIM OR

ANYONE. SHE'S NOT CAPABLE OF IT.

>> SORRY TO KEEP YOU FOLKS

WAITING. I'M DETECTIVE BOWSER.

>> LOOK, IF MY SON ISN'T A

SUSPECT--

>> MY OFFICE, DOCTOR,

MY QUESTIONS.

THE ONLY FINGERPRINTS

ON THE KNIFE WERE THE VICTIM'S.

RIGHT NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE A

SUICIDE. SURPRISED?

>> NO. HE WAS PRETTY SCREWED UP.

>> ABOUT WHAT?

>> HE, UM...HAD A HISTORY OF

MENTAL PROBLEMS, ACCORDING TO

HIS MOTHER.

>> WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW

WHERE SHE IS AT PRESENT? WE

WOULD LIKE TO NOTIFY HER, ASK

HER SOME QUESTIONS.

>> SHE'S IN PARIS. AT LEAST SHE

WAS.

>> COULD YOU BE A LITTLE MORE

SPECIFIC?

>> WELL, WE HAVEN'T BEEN IN

TOUCH.

>> WHY WERE YOU IN HER HOUSE

WHEN YOU KNEW SHE WAS OUT OF

THE COUNTRY?

>> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. MY SON

IS NOT A SUSPECT HERE. HE'S

UNDER NO OBLIGATION--

>> THERE WAS AN EXTRA TICKET.

I WENT THERE TO TRY AND FIND IT,

SO THAT I COULD GO AND BE WITH

HER.

I LOVE HER, AND THERE'S NOTHING

YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

>> YOU'RE JUST ABOUT HER SON'S

AGE. ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

>> LET'S GO, MATT. WE'RE

LEAVING.

>> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

SAW HER, DR. McNAMARA?

>> UH...OUR INTERACTION WAS

MINIMAL.

>> BUT THERE WAS INTERACTION?

>> SHE CAME INTO MY OFFICE FOR

A SMALL PROCEDURE BEFORE SHE

LEFT.

>> WHAT KIND OF PROCEDURE?

>> MATT, IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU.

>> NO, I WANT TO KNOW.

>> IT WAS A VAGINAL

RECONSTRUCTION. THE FINAL PHASE

OF A TRANSSEXUAL OPERATION SHE'D

HAD 16 YEARS AGO.

>> [SCOFFS] YOU LYING SON OF A

BITCH.

>> I CAN SHOW YOU THE MEDICAL

DOCUMENTATION IF YOU DON'T

BELIEVE ME.

>> MATTY, SWEETHEART--

>> NO! YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'D SAY

ANYTHING TO MAKE HER LOOK SICK

AND DISGUSTING BECAUSE WHATEVER

I LOVE, FOR SOME REASON, YOU

HAVE TO DESTROY!

>> MATT--

>> NO! BOTH OF YOU!

[ANGRY MUMBLING]

[DOOR SLAMS]

>> YOU CAN CATCH UP TO HIM IF

YOU'D LIKE. THAT'S A LOT OF

INFORMATION TO DIGEST. FOR

EVERYONE. WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.

>> WE AGREED NEVER TO TELL HIM.

>> YOU HEARD WHAT HE WAS

PLANNING. I HAD NO CHOICE.

>> YOU HAD A CHOICE, SEAN.

YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN TO ASK ME

WHAT I THOUGHT WAS BEST FOR OUR

CHILD!

>> [ANGRY] WE'RE NOT MARRIED

ANYMORE, JULIA. YOU'RE NO LONGER

THE HEAD OF OUR LITTLE CLAN

'CAUSE IT NO LONGER EXISTS.

I CAN PARENT HOWEVER I WANT TO!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M

DOING, THEN COMPLAIN TO SOMEBODY

WHO CARES!

[DOOR SLAMS]

GO FIND SOMEONE.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Matt: [SNIFFLES]

[DOOR LOCKS]

[KEYS SLIDING ON TABLE]

[SNIFFLING]

[BOTTLES RATTLING]

[HEAVY SIGH]

[CLEARS THROAT]

Sean: YOUR CELL WAS OFF. WHY OWN

ONE IF YOU NEVER KEEP IT ON?

Sean: I'M NOT GONNA HOLD YOUR

HEAD IF YOU PUKE.

>> [CLEARS THROAT] SO IS SHE A

MAN OR A WOMAN? IN YOUR OPINION

AS A MEDICAL EXPERT?

>> IT'S A LITTLE MORE

COMPLICATED THAN THAT.

>> OH, REALLY? [CHUCKLES] 'CAUSE

I THOUGHT IF YOU HAD A DICK, YOU

WERE A GUY. AND, IF YOU HAD A

PUSSY, YOU WERE A--I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT DO I KNOW? I KNOW SHIT.

>> SOME MEDICAL CIRCLES BELIEVE

THAT EVEN IF TRANSSEXUALS LIKE

AVA MODIFY THEIR BODIES TO

PHYSICALLY RESEMBLE A WOMAN'S...

>> OH, YEAH. RIGHT, RESEMBLE.

>> THEY STILL CAN'T REPRODUCE

OR CHANGE THEIR SEX CHROMOSOMES,

WHICH IS TECHNICALLY WHAT

DISTINGUISHES A MAN FROM A

WOMAN.

>> EXCELLENT. SO THE BEST

BLOWJOBS I EVER GOT WERE FROM

A GUY. OK.

>> WHAT MATTERS IS HOW SHE VIEWS

HERSELF, MATT. CHANGING PUBLIC

PERCEPTION MAY TAKE SOME TIME.

>> THANKS FOR THE CLARIFICATION.

>> MATT...

>> DAD, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME

WHEN YOU FOUND OUT.

>> I MADE A DEAL WITH HER, MATT,

THAT I'D KEEP HER SECRET AND DO

THE SURGERY IF SHE AGREED TO

LEAVE. I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT

YOU.

>> YOU PUT YOUR PATIENT'S

CONFIDENTIALITY BEFORE YOUR OWN

SON! WHAT KIND OF FATHER WOULD

DO THAT? [FINGERS SNAP] OH,

RIGHT. I FORGOT. NOT A REAL ONE.

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR SLAMS]

[MONKEY CHATTERS]

>> QUENTIN DID AN AWESOME JOB.

YOUR SCAR'S ALMOST COMPLETELY

GONE.

>> WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE

ASKED QUENTIN TO DO KIKI.

>> I'M JUST ASKING YOU TO MEET

HER.

>> IT.

>> SHE HAS A SOUL.

>> SHE MIMICS HAND GESTURES AND

SLINGS HER POO. WHAT IS IT WITH

YOU AND THIS ANIMAL?

>> SHE IS AN OUTCAST FROM HER

TRIBE, AND SHE IS SUFFERING

BECAUSE OF IT. I KNOW WHAT THAT

FEELS LIKE.

>> OK, I JUST WANT TO POINT OUT

THAT IT WAS YOU WHO COMPARED

YOURSELF TO A GORILLA, NOT ME.

>> YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT NOTHING

IN COMMON? SHE'S GONNA BE

ATTACKED AND KILLED, AND YOU

CAN'T RELATE TO THAT?

[ELECTRICAL HUM]

[ELECTRICAL HUM STOPS]

>> LUCKY FOR YOU THOSE TATS ARE

HOMEMADE, HOMIE.

>> YEAH, LUCKY.

>> [CHUCKLES]

Quentin: YELLOW AND GREEN IS

TOUGH, BUT THE BLACK ABSORBS

100% OF THE LIGHT. IT'S PRETTY

IMPRESSIVE, HUH?

>> HOW'S OUR LITTLE SCARFACE

DOING?

>> SHE'S READY FOR HER CLOSE-UP.

>> YOU WANT A GO?

>> YEAH.

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

>> MATT?

MATT?

MATT? MATT, I WANT TO TALK TO

YOU IN PERSON. CAN I PLEASE COME

IN?

[SNIFFLES]

[LIGHTER FLICKS]

[WATER BUBBLING]

>> HELLO, MATT.

>> WANT A HIT?

>> THAT'S SWEET OF YOU. GRANNY

HAS TO HOLD ON TO WHAT FEW BRAIN

CELLS SHE HAS LEFT.

>> ERICA, YOU USED THE "G" WORD.

>> SOUNDS AWFUL, DOESN'T IT?

STILL I AM YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

HMM. ALTHOUGH I'LL ADMIT I

HAVEN'T BEEN A VERY GOOD ONE.

>> OH. MOM CALLED YOU ABOUT AVA.

>> SHE DOESN'T OFTEN ASK FOR MY

HELP, YOU KNOW. I FIGURED THAT

WAS WORTH A 3-HOUR FLIGHT.

OH, WHAT THE HELL. BRAINS ARE

OVERRATED ANYWAY.

[WATER BUBBLING]

>> MM. YOU KIDS TODAY, YOU HAVE

NO IDEA WHAT GREAT WEED TASTES

LIKE.

>> WERE YOU A HIPPIE, ERICA?

>> DO YOU MEAN DID I PROTEST

THE WAR? DID I DARE TO GO

OUTSIDE THE BOUNDS OF ACCEPTED

BEHAVIOR? MAKE UP MY OWN MIND

ABOUT WHOM TO SHARE MY BODY WITH

AND WHY? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS

I WAS. THAT'S WHAT'S SO

WONDERFUL ABOUT BEING YOUNG.

THERE ARE NO MISTAKES, ONLY

RESEARCH.

[WATER BUBBLING]

>> MY RESEARCH HAS LED ME TO

CONCLUDE, DOCTOR, THAT I GET

HARD FOR HERMAPHRODITES. OOPS,

TRANSSEXUALS. EXCUSE ME.

>> SHE WAS QUITE A CONQUEST.

BREATHTAKING BEAUTY.

>> SHE WAS SO STRONG. THE WAY

SHE HELD ME.

>> SO, YOU WERE ATTRACTED TO HER

MASCULINE SIDE.

>> NEVER MIND.

>> IT TURNED YOU ON. IT'S QUITE

NATURAL FOR A YOUNG MAN YOUR AGE

TO EXPERIMENT. HOW ELSE WILL YOU

DISCOVER HOW THE ADULT BODY

WORKS? THAT YOU HAVE NERVE

ENDINGS THAT PLEASURE YOU?

YOUR NIPPLES, YOUR ANUS--

>> OK, STOP IT.

>> ENJOYING ANAL STIMULATION

DOESN'T MAKE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL.

ARE YOU WORRIED YOU MIGHT BE?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND.

>> [SIGHS] LISTEN TO ME. I DON'T

CARE WHAT KIND OF SEX YOU HAVE

OR WITH WHOM, BUT IF YOU'RE SO

APPALLED BY YOUR OWN FEELINGS

THAT YOU DENY THEIR EXISTENCE,

THEY'LL RUN YOUR TIGHT LITTLE

ASS FOR THE REST OF YOUR

OPPRESSED MIDDLEBROW LIFE.

DO YOU WANT A SAFE LIFE OR AN

AUTHENTIC ONE?

>> STEROID CREAM, MORNING AND

NIGHT. SO WHEN DO YOU START?

>> THAT GUY CHANGED HIS MIND.

I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS HE NEVER

THOUGHT I'D DO IT, YOU KNOW?

WHEN I SHOWED UP, HE SAID IT

DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT.

>> THERE ARE OTHER JOBS, MARLON.

>> YEAH. YEAH, LIKE THIS WOMAN,

THIS OLD LADY FROM CHURCH, SHE

SAYS SHE NEEDS SOMEONE TO WALK

HER DOGS, AND I EVEN PUT ON A

TIE FOR THE INTERVIEW. FATHER

ORTISTA TOLD HER ABOUT HOW I

CLEANED UP. SHE SAID, "OH, COME

ON. A LEOPARD NEVER CHANGES ITS

SPOTS." SHE DIDN'T EVEN TRUST ME

ENOUGH TO PICK UP DOG SHIT.

>> SHE'S JUST NARROW MINDED.

LOOK, THERE ARE PLACEMENT

COUNSELORS, WANT ADS.

EVENTUALLY, SOMEONE WILL GIVE

YOU A SHOT.

>> YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF

A CRIME? THAT'S ON EVERY

APPLICATION. NOW YOU ANSWER

STRAIGHT UP, YOU NEVER GONNA

HEAR FROM THEM AGAIN. BUT IF YOU

LIE, YOU'RE VIOLATING PAROLE.

I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU HAD

SOME WORK AROUND HERE? YOU KNOW,

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT. I COULD

EMPTY SOME BED PANS OR CLEAN UP

SOME TOILETS OR--

>> I CAN'T. I'M SORRY, MARLON.

IT'S AGAINST THE LAW FOR ANYONE

IN THE MEDICAL PROFESSION TO

EMPLOY AN EX-OFFENDER.

>> OH, YEAH. OK. THAT'S COOL,

MAN. YOU'VE DONE YOUR JOB. I

JUST FIGURED IT--I FIGURED IT

DIDN'T HURT TO ASK.

>> GOOD LUCK, MARLON.

AND STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, OK?

>> [SIGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

>> HI.

>> HI.

>> UH, CAN I GET AN ABSOLUT

MARTINI STRAIGHT UP?

>> YOU KNOW, I SHOULD REALLY ASK

FOR YOUR I.D., BUT YOU'RE JUST

TOO CUTE TO CARD.

>> I HAD VERY DELICATE HANDS,

REMEMBER? FINGERS THAT KNEW

EXACTLY HOW TO TOUCH YOU, WHERE

TO TOUCH YOU, AND FOR HOW LONG.

>> THERE YOU GO, ANGEL.

STRAIGHT UP.

>> THANKS.

>> YOU SHOULDN'T COMPARE THEM

TO ME. I WAS THE BEST. THE VENUS

DI MILO. BESIDES, CHANGE TAKES

TIME. YOU DON'T BECOME A WOMAN

OVERNIGHT. IT'S A LIFETIME

PROCESS JUST LIKE BECOMING A

MAN. ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MAKE

UP YOUR OWN MIND ABOUT WHAT

PLEASES YOU?

>> ME? HONEY, YOU WERE TOO

SCARED TO TELL ME THE TRUTH.

YOU KNEW I WOULD HAVE LEFT YOU.

>> AT LEAST I HAVE THE COURAGE

TO BE WHO I AM. DO YOU?

>> ANOTHER ONE, PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

>> THIS SEAT TAKEN?

BUY ME A DRINK?

[MATT MOANING]

>> YOU'RE A GOOD KISSER.

>> MMM. MMM.

>> HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MUSIC?

HMM?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

>> THERE. ISN'T THAT BETTER?

>> MM-HMM.

[BOTH MOANING]

>> OH, YOU'RE SOFT...

HARD!

AND SOFT.

THAT'S NICE.

OH, THAT FEELS NICE.

THAT'S GOOD, BABY, DON'T STOP.

OH, YEAH. OH...OH...

>> OH! JESUS CHRIST!

>> COME ON, BABY. DOWN HERE.

>> YOU'VE GOT A GODDAMN DICK!

>> I'LL CUM WHEREVER YOU WANT.

WHATEVER YOU SAY.

>> YOU GOT A GODDAMN DICK!

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE

PRE-OP?! YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME!

>> RELAX, OK?

IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH. I DIDN'T

THINK I WAS YOUR FIRST.

>> I DON'T WANT A GIRL WITH

A DICK, OK? I'M NOT GAY, OK?

I'M NOT INTO THAT!

OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME

INSTEAD OF TRYING TO TRICK ME.

>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF US.

>> WHAT?! DO I LOOK LIKE ONE

OF YOU, YOU SICK PIECE OF SHIT?!

>> AAH!

>> I DON'T LIKE BEING SCREWED

WITH, OK?

>> AAH!

>> I DON'T LIKE IT!

>> STOP! NO!

>> NO, YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M

TALKING TO YOU.

IF I WANT TO PLAY WITH SOMEONE'S

COCK, I GOT MY OWN, YOU GODDAMN

FREAK.

>> AAH! AAH!

[PANTING]

[SIGHS]

[CLIPPERS BUZZING]

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING ME

TO GET IT CUT.

I'M GETTING IT CUT.

>> I'M NOT SURE IT'S AN

IMPROVEMENT.

>> IT'S TOO LATE NOW.

I JUST GOT TIRED OF LOOKING AT

MYSELF. I NEED A CHANGE.

>> I'M NOT SURE CHANGING HOW

YOU LOOK IS GONNA CHANGE

HOW YOU FEEL INSIDE.

>> IS THAT WHAT YOU SAY TO ALL

YOUR PATIENTS? THAT THEIR BIGGER

TITS OR THEIR BRAND-NEW FACE

ISN'T REALLY GONNA CHANGE

ANYTHING?

>> SHAVING YOUR HEAD'S NOT GONNA

MAKE YOU FEEL MORE LIKE A MAN

IF YOU DON'T FEEL IT INSIDE.

I THINK YOU NEED TO TALK TO

SOMEONE...A PROFESSIONAL...

WHO DEALS WITH GENDER ISSUES.

>> I'M NOT GAY, IF THAT'S WHAT

YOU'RE THINKING, DAD.

DON'T WORRY. YOUR MASCULINITY

WILL NOT BE THREATENED

IN ANY WAY.

>> YOU'RE ALMOST UNRECOGNIZABLE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR KNUCKLES?

>> I GOT DRUNK AND PUNCHED

A WALL. GUESS WHO I WAS

PRETENDING IT WAS.

>> MATT CALLED.

>> DID HE TALK ABOUT HIS NEW

NEO-NAZI HAIRCUT?

>> YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT AVA.

DON'T YOU THINK SOMEBODY

SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME?

THAT IT CONCERNS ME?

>> DON'T YOU THINK I SHOULD

HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT THE LASER

I BOUGHT WAS SENT BACK

WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE?

>> I WARNED YOU, SEAN. WE CAN'T

AFFORD IT AND THE SALARY WE'RE

PAYING QUENTIN FOR YOU TO PLAY

TWEEDLE DEE TO HIS TWEEDLE DUM.

>> SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME

SO FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE?

MAYBE IF YOU CAME TO WORK

INSTEAD OF WASTING TIME AND

MONEY AT THE ZOO OPERATING

ON SOME APE...

>> YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY BE

CRITICIZING ME FOR DOING

PRO BONO WORK.

>> I'M CRITICIZING YOU

FOR ACTING UNILATERALLY.

LOOK, EITHER YOU'RE GONNA

BE A PART OF THE TEAM OR STAY

A SELF-PITYING VICTIM WHO

TAKES OUT HIS AGGRESSION

BY UNDERMINING US.

>> US? BY US YOU MEAN YOU AND

QUENTIN.

>> IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOTTA

BE AROUND OTHER VICTIMS TO BE

COMFORTABLE...HUMAN OR NOT.

>> IF THAT ANIMAL CAN TEACH

ITS LANGUAGE SKILLS TO FUTURE

GENERATIONS, THEN I MIGHT HAVE

IN SOME WAY MADE A SCIENTIFIC

CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD.

ME, NOT YOU. ISN'T THAT WHAT

REALLY BUGS YOU, SEAN? I DID

SOMETHING. I FELT EFFECTIVE.

AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN WEEKS,

I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE CARVER.

>> DR. FORSYTHE CALLED.

>> HOW DID THE INSEMINATION GO?

THEY PROMISED TO NAME THE FIRST

BORN AFTER ME.

>> THEY THOUGHT ENOUGH TIME HAD

PASSED, THAT THE SCAR WOULDN'T

BE VISIBLE. APPARENTLY, ANIMALS

HAVE A SIXTH SENSE ABOUT THESE

THINGS. WE COULDN'T SEE IT,

BUT KOOMBA COULD. HE KNEW THAT

THERE WAS SOMETHING DIFFERENT

ABOUT HER. HE ATTACKED HER.

KIKI'S DEAD.

>> MATT, GODDAMN IT! I CAN

SMELL THE DOPE ALL THE WAY

FROM THE KITCHEN!

[COUGHING]

>> I WAS GOING TO PAY HIM FOR

IT, BUT MORE THAN IT'S WORTH.

YOU HAVE TO SMOKE A LID OF THIS

SHIT TO GET A DECENT BUZZ.

[LAUGHING]

>> ARE YOU GONNA BOGART THE DAMN

THING OR OFFER ME SOME?

>> OH, HERE.

[WATER BUBBLING]

[COUGHING VIOLENTLY]

[SNORTING]

WE SHOULD HAVE DONE MORE OF THIS

WHEN I WAS GROWING UP.

>> YOU DISAPPROVED OF ME ENOUGH

WITHOUT ADDING CORRUPTION TO

THE LIST OF MY WAR CRIMES.

>> BUT YOU WERE A TERRIBLE

MOTHER.

>> I THOUGHT I WAS...

[WATER BUBBLING]

BUT IT TURNED OUT I DIDN'T

DO SUCH A BAD JOB.

>> YOU MEAN, COMPARED TO ME?

>> NO, I MEAN AS EVIDENCED

BY YOU.

[WATER BUBBLING]

WE'RE ALL TERRIBLE MOTHERS.

YOU GO INTO THE ENTERPRISE

EXPECTING YOUR CHILD TO BE

A BETTER VERSION OF YOURSELF.

AND THEN THE LITTLE BASTARDS

TURN OUT TO HAVE SOULS ALL THEIR

OWN, DESTINIES TO BE FULFILLED,

DREAMS AND DESIRES THAT HAVE

NOTHING TO DO WITH US OR OUR

D.N.A.

>> I MEAN, I--I CARRIED HIM

INSIDE OF ME AND...IT'S JUST

AS IF I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.

>> YOU WILL AGAIN.

>> WHEN?

>> WHEN YOU GROW UP.

>> ME?

>> WHEN YOU STOP TRYING TO

CREATE HIM IN YOUR IMAGE AND

LIKENESS...AND SEE HIM FOR

WHO HE IS.

>> YOU'RE STONED.

>> YOU'RE RIGHT. WE SHOULD HAVE

DONE THIS MORE OFTEN.

[JULIA GIGGLES UNCONTROLLABLY]

[WATER BUBBLING]

>> HOLY SHIT.

>> COME HERE!

[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]

>> COME ON! GET HIM!

[SHOUTING]

>> YOU LIKE THAT?

[MATT COUGHING]

>> TAKE THAT.

[MATT COUGHING]

>> LOOKS GOOD. SEE YOU TOMORROW.

>> MATT?

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