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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:09,593 - Okay. 2 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:10,886 White balance looks good. 3 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:12,513 [snapping] 4 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:16,767 Levels are good. 5 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:18,977 [clears throat] 6 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:22,814 [breathes deeply] 7 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:24,441 It's fine. 8 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:29,238 It's just a day gig. 9 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,784 It's just a day gig. 10 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:38,497 It's fine. 11 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:42,000 It's fine. 12 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,794 It's fine, Brad. 13 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,257 It's totally fine 14 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:51,426 because everybody needs money, you know? 15 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,637 Even the greatest artists, uh... 16 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,475 Everybody needs money. 17 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,688 [clears throat] 18 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:07,484 Hello? 19 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:17,786 Anybody home? 20 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:23,625 [flies buzzing] 21 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:40,934 Ew. 22 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,854 [piano sounds] 23 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:50,444 [piano playing continues slowly] 24 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,620 [door thunks open] 25 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:04,499 [piano playing continues] 26 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:09,713 [floorboards creaking] 27 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,342 Hello? 28 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:21,808 [piano playing continues] 29 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,383 [pedal thunks] 30 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:55,926 [chuckles dryly] 31 00:02:55,926 --> 00:03:01,014 - Brad, that A minor chord, it's everything. 32 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:04,434 When did you find that chord, Brad? 33 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:07,813 - You know, it's funny, my-- uh, my uncle-- 34 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:10,148 - Oh, yeah, your uncle, the composer, right? 35 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,401 Darby Sanborn? Yeah. 36 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:14,111 Yeah, he's great, except the thing is, 37 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:15,821 he doesn't exist, 38 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:18,365 'cause if one unscrambles the letters 39 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:21,410 in the name Darby Sanborn, what does one get? 40 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,537 Let's see. Maybe it's the name 41 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,622 of a filmmaker who didn't want to take all the credit, 42 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:30,836 a filmmaker with the name of Darby--Brad--Sanborn--Branson-- 43 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,547 Brad Branson, the composer and also the director. 44 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,632 Uh-huh? 45 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,176 - That's very good, man. That's a--that's a deep cut. 46 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,345 - Oh, man, we're gonna go a lot deeper places than that, Brad. 47 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,596 Come here, buddy. Come here. 48 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,515 Holy shit. Oh, my God. 49 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,475 Brad Branson is in my house! 50 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,810 You're in my house. 51 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:50,313 I can't--l can't-- I can't believe it. 52 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,315 - Yeah, um, so-- - Brad, I have a-- 53 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,317 I have a story to tell you. Here, look at that TV. 54 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:57,154 Right there. Look at it, look at it. 55 00:03:57,154 --> 00:04:00,532 20 years ago, 20 years ago, I sat in front of that very TV. 56 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,826 It's 2:30 in the morning. I'm up late. 57 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,161 I was having a little bit of a hard time. 58 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,495 Someone close to me had actually died 59 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,205 under mysterious circumstances. 60 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:08,331 So I thought, you know what? 61 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,458 I'll watch the Sundance Channel. 62 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,501 I'll watch a light independent comedy, 63 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,795 something with Parker Posey. 64 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:16,673 And that's when I heard it for the first time. 65 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,801 [vocalizing orchestral score] 66 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:25,682 And the credits roll and here comes 67 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:30,061 "The Boy, The Man, and The Gun." 68 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,355 - Wow. 69 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,149 Did you make that? 70 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:35,859 - Uh, 1 think the question is, 71 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:39,112 was I forced to make my own bootleg DVD 72 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,573 of the greatest true crime documentary series of all time 73 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,533 because your distributor sucked 74 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,660 and did not release it on DVD themselves. 75 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,412 Right? Am I right? - That's super-- 76 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:49,498 - Brad Branson is here in my house! 77 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,374 The godfather of modern true crime. 78 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:53,376 I mean, you created the genre. 79 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:56,379 You blazed the trail for-- for award-winning 80 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:58,340 and multi-million dollar documentary series 81 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,675 like "Making a Murderer," like "The Jinx," 82 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,385 which some people say is the greatest of all time. 83 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,720 I disagree. 84 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,056 "Boy, Man, and The Gun" is the best of all time. 85 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:08,058 - All right, man. - Right? Yes. 86 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,060 But it's been 20 years. 87 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,812 It's been 20 years. 88 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:15,148 And, uh--and you haven't lit the world on fire then. 89 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,733 Have you? No. 90 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,777 I have IMDb. I--1 get it, you know, 91 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:21,738 and, uh, I think about you a lot, man. 92 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:25,992 You've been forced to watch as those who came after you, 93 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:28,787 those who are less talented, receive all the money, 94 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:31,748 all the accolades, all the jobs. 95 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,416 It must be so hard to be you. 96 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:34,668 Is it hard being you, Brad? - I mean-- 97 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,294 - Is it hard? - [clears throat] 98 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:37,712 It's--it's fine. 99 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,422 - No, it's not fine. It's not fine. 100 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,715 But you know what? It's gonna be fine, 101 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:45,262 because today I have the true crime pitch for you 102 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:48,181 that is going to change everything. 103 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:51,393 - Well, I'm excited. 104 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,520 - You're not excited, Brad. 105 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,105 You're lying--and it's okay. 106 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,857 You're skeptical, and you should be skeptical 107 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,276 because you're the greatest of all time. 108 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:00,944 It's okay. 109 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,696 - Hey, you know what? That's fair. 110 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:03,989 - Mm-hmm. - Um... [clears throat] 111 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,448 You are paying me to hear your pitch. 112 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:08,618 - That's right. Everybody needs money. 113 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:14,040 - Uh, so do you have, like, um, a deck or a keynote or-- 114 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,959 - No, no. 115 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,627 Come with me. 116 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,507 - Okay. - Come on, Brad. 117 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,593 Chop, chop. Don't have all day. 118 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,557 - Uh, in here? 119 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,197 [scoffs] 120 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:47,824 What is this? 121 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,164 What is this? 122 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,349 [gagging] 123 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:14,684 - Oh, the burping. - [retches] 124 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:18,355 [breathing heavily] 125 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:21,316 [eerie electronic music] 126 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:28,490 IE 127 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:51,680 - Okay, Brad. So yes, that is a dead body. 128 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,764 And I know what you're thinking. 129 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,057 We've all seen dead bodies before. 130 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,183 What's the big deal? 131 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:59,604 What's interesting here is how it happened. 132 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,816 And I am telling you, Brad, it is a true crime story 133 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:06,903 with twists and turns and lies and betrayals. 134 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:10,699 And I am offering you to be the first one to discover it 135 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:13,952 and the only one to tell it. 136 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,665 Or we could just call the police right now 137 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,583 and put an end to it. 138 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,127 Honestly, I'm fine with whatever you decide. 139 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,712 The choice is yours. 140 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,922 I'll be right outside if you need anything. 141 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,511 [door closes] 142 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,628 - Okay. 143 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,216 I'm in a room with a dead body. 144 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,220 That is a real dead body. 145 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,977 There is a man who is telling me 146 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:25,899 that I could either call the cops 147 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:29,861 or that I could film this, 148 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:34,157 which is really fucked up. 149 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:43,958 I mean, I'll hand it to you. This is a compelling situation. 150 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:49,464 Kind of a once-in-a-lifetime, uh, situation. 151 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,341 But, uh... [burps] 152 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:54,969 Like, truly, who would do that? 153 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,848 What kind of a person would do that? 154 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:12,237 Okay, sir? 155 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,155 I'm ready to start. 156 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,993 Hello? 157 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,324 Okay. 158 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:01,244 [shovel scraping distantly] 159 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,059 - Jesus, Brad. Didn't your mother tell you 160 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,811 never leave a lady waiting? 161 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,272 I'm dying over here. 162 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:32,275 We doing this or what? 163 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,776 - I'min. 164 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,697 - You better not be fooling me. 165 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,658 - No, I-- - Brad! 166 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,660 Brad! Brad! 167 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,870 Yes! Yes! 168 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,706 I'm gonna be in a Brad Branson fil-- 169 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,166 are we gonna go to Sundance? 170 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,793 Oh, my God. Am I gonna go to a premiere? 171 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,253 What am I gonna wear? Wait, do they let you 172 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,421 keep the clothes, or do they take them back-- 173 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,631 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 174 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,257 What--what are you doing? 175 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,676 - Oh, sorry, I got excited and I pre-dug the hole. 176 00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,386 But I realize now, that's valuable footage. 177 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,805 So I'll just reset it, and we can kind of stage it and do-- 178 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,140 - No, no, no, no, wait, wait. H-hang on a second. 179 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,433 This is--this is a documentary. 180 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:08,228 You can't-- you can't stage anything, okay? 181 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,813 I know these modern documentarian guys, 182 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,607 they have all kinds of tricks and stuff. 183 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,567 I'm old-school. 184 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:19,239 I don't want to compromise the, uh, integrity of the piece. 185 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:25,620 - Brad, I need to tell you something. 186 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,748 When you speak to me that way, 187 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:33,002 it really makes me... 188 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:38,174 admire you even more than I ever thought I could. 189 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,928 [laughs] Man. 190 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,222 Oh, man. - Mm-hmm. 191 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,808 - Whoop! - Oh! 192 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,184 What the fuck was that for, man? 193 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,560 - That's a dirt shot on the lens. 194 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,853 Didn't you see "Children of Men" 195 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,689 when that blood splatter hits the lens? 196 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,649 In fact, I'm pretty sure that filmmaker, 197 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,025 he came from-- from documentaries. 198 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,360 I think a whole slew 199 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,695 of big-budget Hollywood directors, 200 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,196 they come from documentaries. 201 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,447 Oh. 202 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,783 Is that a sore spot? That's a sore spot, isn't it? 203 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,326 I keep doing that. I'm so sorry. 204 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,453 I get nervous 'cause I respect you so much 205 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,373 and I want you to like me, and I just keep talking. 206 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,000 I'll shut up now. 207 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,421 So I bet you have some questions 208 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,672 about what happened here. 209 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,549 Bet you think I have some answers. 210 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,051 But I don't want to make this easy on you, okay? 211 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,636 So let's set some ground rules, okay? 212 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,888 You can ask me whatever you want, 213 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,682 but it's gotta be a yes or no question. 214 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,809 And you are not allowed to ask me if I'm the killer. 215 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,561 Cool? 216 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,396 - O-okay. - Okay. 217 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:37,734 - Um, is the, uh-- 218 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,277 is the victim a friend of yours? 219 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,654 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 220 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,241 - Did the victim, uh, willingly enter the premises? 221 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,909 - Mm-hmm. 222 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,119 - Did you kill the victim? 223 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,912 - Why would you ask me that? 224 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,080 Brad, why would you ask me that? 225 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,792 I specifically told you not to ask me that-- 226 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,337 ohh. 227 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,839 You wanted to see what my body language was 228 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,257 when I shut you down, right? 229 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,676 Maybe my nonanswer is better than my answer. 230 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,178 Jesus, Brad! 231 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,096 Man, I knew you were good, 232 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,848 but I didn't know you were that good, Brad. 233 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,892 It's really impress--oh! 234 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,268 Oh, God! Ow, ow. 235 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,729 Ah! Oh, my back. - You okay? 236 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,272 - Oh, God. I have this bad back. 237 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,982 Ow! 238 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:21,444 Oh, gosh. This boo-boo is so big. 239 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,321 He's so heavy. 240 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,864 It's okay though. 241 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,949 It's okay. You know? 242 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,537 Nothing worthwhile is easy, right? 243 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,873 Just gotta put my--oh, God. 244 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,792 Oh, God. Oh. 245 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,336 Oh, no, Brad. This one's bad. 246 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:44,675 What are we gonna do? 247 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,386 I mean-- 248 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,265 Well, here's an idea. 249 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,894 I mean, it's a little unorthodox, but... 250 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,355 you could help me. 251 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,315 I mean, look, of course, you know, I would 252 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,401 keep you protected, you know, you can wear these and-- 253 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,529 Otherwise, I-l just don't know how we're gonna get 254 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,614 our little buddy into the hole over there, you know? 255 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:10,159 This is probably the seminal scene in the film so far, 256 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,329 and I don't want this to turn into a short film. 257 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,291 A very short film. 258 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,008 [both grunting] 259 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,511 - It's kind of nice, isn't it, you know? 260 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,513 Little physical labor. 261 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,223 We spend so much time in our heads. 262 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:35,685 It's nice to be outside, 263 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:39,689 get some steps in, endorphins, 264 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:43,901 check a couple of doodads off the old to-do list. 265 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,361 Whew! 266 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,991 It's really nice. 267 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,581 I'm gonna take care of a couple of things inside. 268 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,399 - Shit. 269 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,299 What the-- 270 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:49,133 - Hey. 271 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,092 What are you doing? 272 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,011 - [grunting] 273 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,597 - Brad. 274 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,307 Would you like a hand? 275 00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,268 Don't be mad. Come on. 276 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,770 Here, give me this. 277 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,146 Give me this. Give me this. 278 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,106 Okay. All right. 279 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,149 Come on, Brad. 280 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,109 Here, let me help you. 281 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,614 There we go. 282 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,032 Ow! Ow! 283 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,617 Help me! Help me! 284 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:15,952 - What? - Help! 285 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,495 Ah, it hurts! My back! 286 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,121 I need you to walk on my back! - What? 287 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,499 - Walk on my back now! 288 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,875 - Okay, okay. 289 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,043 Uh, like this? 290 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,711 - Oh, yeah. 291 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:29,048 [moaning] 292 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,633 Oh, that's good, Brad. 293 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:31,926 There you go, Br-- oh, wait, not there! 294 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:32,969 No! Ow! 295 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:33,970 - Oh-- - It hurts! 296 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,179 It hurts! Enough! 297 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,306 Get off me! Get off! 298 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,641 Agh! 299 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,726 Okay. 300 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,853 Ow. Ow. 301 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:43,896 - It's you. 302 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,231 - What? 303 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,316 - You're the killer. 304 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,446 - Are you asking me or are you telling me? 305 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,159 - 1 don't see anyone else here who could've done it. 306 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,371 - Oh. 307 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,957 So you're feeling good. 308 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,834 You're feeling confident. 309 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,168 You're pretty sure it's me. 310 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,670 But here's the thing, Brad. 311 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:11,632 You only get one guess at who the killer is. 312 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,467 One. 313 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,971 So you're gonna want to make sure you're right. 314 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,140 Are you sure? 315 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,769 - Yeah. 316 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,700 Okay. 317 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,079 Okay. 318 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,539 Um... 319 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:50,713 Well, you know what? I think, uh, 320 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:56,761 we've got all the footage that we need. 321 00:18:56,761 --> 00:19:01,182 And I think it's time-- 322 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,226 I think it's time to, um-- 323 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:10,775 I think it's time to, uh, 324 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:15,112 jog to the fucking car. 325 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,156 It's time-- 326 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,580 [car beeping] 327 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,752 [engine revs] 328 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,253 [car thumps, horn honks] 329 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,883 What the fuck? 330 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,637 What the fuck? 331 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,724 [car beeps] 332 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,441 Oh, God. 333 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:56,028 Oh, God. 334 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,363 - Brad. - [gasps] 335 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,989 - What did you do? 336 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,033 - [burping] - Oh, the burping. 337 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,744 - [retching violently] 338 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,121 [coughing] 339 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,873 [grunting] - Yeah. 340 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,292 All right. 341 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,128 Doing great, Brad. 342 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,088 Doing really good. 343 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,923 Almost there. 344 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,174 Okay. 345 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,176 There we go. 346 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,970 Whew! 347 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,180 [claps] All right. 348 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,434 So, Brad, um, as you may have guessed, 349 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,061 you were not right about it that time. 350 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,438 You were not right. 351 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,690 I did not kill that big boo-boo on the bottom. 352 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,400 But the thing is, I have killed some people before. 353 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,153 So I'm gonna give you a second chance. 354 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,239 I never do this. But you are Brad Branson. 355 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,158 I'm gonna give you a hint. 356 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,909 You ready? 357 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,453 - Okay. 358 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,790 - Yeah. Yeah. 359 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,251 The little boo-boo right there, the new one. 360 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,170 Don't be afraid. 361 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,005 Take a little peeky-peeky. 362 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,343 What do you see? 363 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,055 - It's the guy from the locket. 364 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,391 - Mm-hmm. It's connected, Brad. 365 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,560 Come on, let's start putting it together, okay? 366 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,854 The clues, bring it in. 367 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,439 - All right. 368 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,358 Um, okay, so the, uh, 369 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:19,236 the bottom guy was-- maybe he was-- 370 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,738 he was obsessed with the guy on the-- 371 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:23,199 [clears throat] The guy on the top, 372 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,993 and, um, there was some kind of, uh, 373 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:28,579 I don't know, weird sex thing with the mask. 374 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:32,500 And the bottom guy killed the top guy. 375 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,087 - Okay, um, 376 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,340 I mean, it's not the big "aha" 377 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:40,925 and the burping moment from "The Jinx." 378 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,927 But, um--but it's a start. 379 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:45,721 The question is, is that the final answer? 380 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:48,933 Brad, is that your final answ-- - No, no, no, no. 381 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,518 - Okay, okay, okay. Good, good, good, 382 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:51,727 because that was gonna be wrong, 383 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,646 and we don't want that, okay? 384 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,815 So why don't you just take a breath, calm down. 385 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,566 And look around. Look for some clues. 386 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,109 - Yeah. Okay, sure. 387 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,612 - You got this. You got this. 388 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:04,365 - Right. Uh, let's see. 389 00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:07,493 [clears throat] Um, well... 390 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:10,746 Um... 391 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,584 - Oh, you see something, don't you? 392 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:18,921 Look, if you'd like to-- 393 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,923 [laughing] - Help! 394 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,933 [floorboards creaking softly] 395 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,319 - [whispering] Brad. 396 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,321 Brad. 397 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,115 Hey. 398 00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:48,450 Check it out. 399 00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,952 Look. 400 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,549 You get it? 401 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,969 Just keep watching. 402 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,889 - [grunting] 403 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:16,353 - Is this not the greatest twist for the movie or what? 404 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,355 Brad, 405 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:20,482 you're the killer. 406 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,320 It's like you said. 407 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,030 Can't see anybody else here. 408 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,823 Ow, it hurts! Ow! 409 00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:29,158 It hurts! It hurts! 410 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:30,868 Enough! Get off me! 411 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,703 Get off! Agh! 412 00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:34,872 Ooh, this is my favorite one. 413 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,211 [car horn honks] 414 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:43,130 Beep. 415 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,381 Okay. 416 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:45,674 I understand you're probably upset 417 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,926 that I took your movie away. 418 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,677 I do feel like some evil Hollywood executive. 419 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,804 But let's face it, Brad. 420 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:54,016 You just might not have it anymore. 421 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:56,101 Okay, I've been trying to prop you up all day 422 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,895 with positive reinforcement. 423 00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:01,523 But the truth is, your shot choices, 424 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,192 they're a little stock, okay? 425 00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:05,194 Your guesses at the killer, they were uninspired. 426 00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:07,446 And when I gave you a legitimate chance to escape, 427 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,448 that was just sad. 428 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,325 But still, despite all of this, 429 00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:13,994 there is a part of me that still believes in you. 430 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:18,123 So I'm gonna give you one more chance, Brad, 431 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:21,210 to take back your movie and make the best version, 432 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:24,046 the version where Brad not only finds the killer, 433 00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,215 he kills the Killer. 434 00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,591 Yes. 435 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,552 But you're gonna have to work really hard. 436 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:34,932 You're gonna have to be really, really smart. 437 00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:38,394 You're gonna have to beat me, Brad. 438 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,521 So take your time. 439 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,525 What's your next move? 440 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:49,071 Oh, yeah, th-that's an option. 441 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,531 Mm-hmm. 442 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,500 Oh, don't get all depressed, Brad. 443 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,502 We're g--whoa! [groans] 444 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,255 Oh, Brad. 445 00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:08,090 That door's locked. 446 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:09,425 Lock's tricky, isn't it? 447 00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:11,260 [laughing] - No! 448 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,679 - Good call. 449 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:17,599 Good move, locking the door, Bradski. 450 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:19,268 All right. 451 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:34,116 Okay. 452 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:35,325 [loud thud] Hi, Brad. 453 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,452 - No. No. 454 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:37,536 [metallic thunk] No! No! 455 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,204 No! - Yes! Yeah! 456 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,748 - [groaning] 457 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:44,668 - [laughs] - [groaning] 458 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:45,961 - [grunts] - [rasps] 459 00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:48,505 - [grunts] - [rasps] 460 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,340 - [exhales heavily] 461 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,384 Whew! 462 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,802 Whew. 463 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:56,889 [footsteps approaching] 464 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:04,313 [exhales heavily] 465 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:05,773 [clicks tongue] 466 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:09,985 Well, they can't all be "The Jinx." 467 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,573 [burps] 468 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:18,327 Hey, the burping. [chuckles] 469 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:21,330 [intense piano music] 470 00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:28,253 IE 471 00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:40,390 [whistling] 472 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:47,356 IE 31480

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