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you ready

that's from my life

hey wake up

dude dad chill no

no no

no no

wake up right now

your grandparents are coming over in 2 hours

and I don't have a heart to tell them that

they're good for nothing grandson is a fucking drunk

so get up dad please

like well

this is what you get for staying out all fucking night

huh

I want you up now whatever man

look at you a fucking mess huh

got a headache don't you huh

my fucking head hurts

can you just let me go back to sleep for a little bit

no you're getting up right now

oh wake up

wake up and you can go to my room

take some pills for that fucking headache of yours

alright I'm going to the store now

and I want you to be ready by the time I come back

you fuck this up this is your last chance alright

and you're out the house

serious now get ready

fuck I can't fucking sleep

such a fucking douche sometimes man

Jackpot

what the fuck is a cinnamon of fin

bingo ha ha

feeling better already

I am looking good tonight

hmm

oh this dress will be so cute

that'll be perfect

wow

hmm

these melons belong in a freak salad

I'm looking good

uh oh

oh I mean

you're just pretty hot oh

so good

oh you are so sexy

oh

ugh

mmm mmm

tastes so good too

ugh ugh

mmm

oh my God

oh I'm gonna come

oh oh fuck I'm coming oh

oh

ah mmm ah mmm

ah

mmm

still got it

oh fuck it's so fucking hot

oh fuck oh oh my God

why is my dick still hard though

what's going on here

what were those things

what the fuck shit are you serious

that explains this

shit are you serious

dick be hard

oh my God

uh

son oh no what am I gonna do now

is something in here is yes

I'm in here mom Geez

son what happened

is everything okay in there

you promise you won't get mad

I can't promise that mom come on

kids these days fine I promise

I fucked up mom OK

what is going on

ah

alright dad

he was so mad and I was up late last night

he was trying to get me to get up

and he had pills and he told me

so I took so I took the pills

calm down you did drugs

no I was uh

I had a headache and dad wanted me to get out of bed

so I took his pills and I think I fucked up and took

I took the wrong one

kids these days just make things so hard for their moms

I don't know what to do mom

well did you try jacking off

yes I jerked off like 10 times

I'm tired I can't do it anymore so

let's take care of this before he gets here

mom to the rescue once again

here give me that mom

what are you doing

taking care of the family like I always do

oh

come here

hmm hmm

there's no way in the world

I'm letting my mom and dad see him like this

huh

um

how is this gonna help mom

just trust me sweetie

mom why are you doing this hmm

gotta keep it all in the family

you know because family matters

you know once grandma and grandpa get here

it's gonna be a full house

we gotta get this taken care of

once you're married with children

I'm sure you'll do the same

okay mom thank you

ah

hmm hmm hmm

oh

hmm

oh shit

did I leave dinner in the oven

you too come on

we gotta get this thing taken care of

okay mom

oh uh honey

what's uh

what's for dinner tonight

oh uh

well it's Monday night

I'm making casserole your favorite

oh yay

um it'll be ready in about 15 minutes

oh great honey

so do you have any plans tomorrow

what are your plans

oh you know

hanging with Mister Cooper

working on some home improvements

just you know

taking it a step by step

that's great

oh oh my

sweetie

uh huh

my son is stuffing me like a Thanksgiving Turkey

ah

baby

ah

feels good mom

but I don't know if it's working

I have another idea come here tell me

honey do you mind making me a drink

sure thanks sweetie

thank you

oh well

you seem to be in a happy mood

dancing everything behind the bar huh

yeah I'm just in a really good mood today

oh that's great

I mean we have the grandparents coming over today

so it should be good times huh

yeah it's gonna be a full house

oh yes

it will be um

what can I get you to drink

you want juice oh

why don't you surprise me huh okay

there you go oh

thank you honey

cheers cheers

it's really good you put a lot of love behind this huh

always for you

you know I think

I'm gonna make sure that everything's in order

before the parents come over OK

OK sweetie

stay cheerful OK

honey is it working now um

I think maybe maybe we should try something else okay

whatever you need

honey I think the problem is this dress

why don't you help me out of it

okay

there isn't that better

oh my God you're so hot

oh honey

I just forgot something at the store

I'll be right back okay honey

hmm

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baby

oh uh oh uh oh

uh oh uh oh

uh oh uh

oh my God

oh my God

mm mm

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hmm

mmm hmm

oh like that

yeah

mmm hmm

oh my like like

oh my God

oh my God

fuck

yes oh

my God oh fuck

oh my God yes

oh my God

come oh fuck

oh

ah

yeah

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah ah

hmm

ah ah ah

ah

oh

thank you Mommy's pussy

oh my God

oh my God

ah

ah ah

ah ah ah

ah ah

ah ah ah

hmm hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm

oh my God this is so good

I think it's working

I think it's working

oh

fuck oh fuck oh fuck

oh fuck

oh oh

oh my God

oh

hmm

oh oh

oh oh

hmm

mom took care of it

I think that definitely helped

thanks mom

that really helped

you're the best