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你準備好了

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那是我的生活

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嘿醒來

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老兄爸爸冷靜不

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不不

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不不

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現在就醒來

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你的祖父母 2 小時後就會來

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而我卻沒有勇氣告訴他們

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他們一無是處，孫子是個醉鬼

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所以請起床爸爸

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喜歡

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這就是你在外面熬夜所得到的結果

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呵呵

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我現在就想要你，不管怎樣，男人

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看看你他媽的一團亂啊

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很頭疼，不是嗎？

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我他媽的頭痛

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你能讓我回去睡一會兒嗎

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不，你現在就起床

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哦，醒來吧

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醒來你可以去我的房間

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吃點藥來治療你那該死的頭痛

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好的，我現在去商店

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我希望你在我回來時做好準備

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你搞砸了這是你最後的機會了好嗎

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你出門了

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現在認真準備

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我他媽的睡不著

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有時候真是個混蛋，夥計

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大獎

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鰭肉桂是什麼鬼

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賓果哈哈

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感覺好多了

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今晚我看起來不錯

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嗯

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哦，這件衣服會很可愛

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那會很完美

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哇

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嗯

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這些瓜屬於奇怪的沙拉

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我看起來不錯

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呃哦

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哦，我的意思是

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你只是很性感哦

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太好了

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哦你太性感了

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哦

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呃

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嗯嗯

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味道也很好

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呃呃

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嗯

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天哪

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哦我會來

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哦哦操我來了哦

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哦

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啊嗯嗯嗯

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啊

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嗯

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還是明白了

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哦他媽的太他媽熱了

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哦他媽的哦哦我的上帝

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為什麼我的雞雞還是硬

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這是怎麼回事

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那些東西是什麼

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你他媽是認真的嗎

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這解釋了這一點

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媽的你是認真的嗎

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迪克要硬

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天哪

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呃

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兒子哦不我現在要做什麼

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這裡有東西是的

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我在這裡媽媽天啊

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兒子發生了什麼事

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那裡一切都好嗎

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你保證你不會生氣

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我不能保證媽媽加油

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孩子們這些天很好我保證

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我搞砸了媽媽 好吧

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發生了什麼事

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啊

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好吧爸爸

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他很生氣，而我昨晚睡得很晚

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他試圖讓我起床

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他有藥，他告訴我

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所以我吃了所以我吃了藥

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冷靜點，你吸毒了

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不，我是呃

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我頭痛，爸爸要我起床

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所以我吃了他的藥，我想我搞砸了，吃了他的藥

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我拿錯了

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現在的孩子總是讓他們的媽媽感到很困難

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我不知道媽媽該怎麼辦

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你有嘗試過打飛機嗎

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是的，我自慰了大約 10 次

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我累了，我不能再這樣做了

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讓我們在他來之前解決這個問題

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媽媽再次出手相救

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給我那個媽媽

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你在做什麼

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像往常一樣照顧家人

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哦

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來這裡

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嗯嗯

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世界上沒有辦法

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我要讓我爸媽看到他這個樣子

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呵呵

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嗯

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這對媽媽有什麼幫助

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相信我，親愛的

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媽媽你為什麼要這樣做嗯

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必須把一切都留在家裡

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你知道，因為家庭很重要

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你知道一旦奶奶和爺爺來到這裡

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這將是一個完整的房子

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我們必須解決這個問題

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一旦你結婚並有了孩子

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我相信你也會這樣做

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好的媽媽謝謝你

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啊

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嗯嗯嗯

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哦

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嗯

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哦該死

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我把晚餐留在烤箱了嗎

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你也來吧

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我們得把這件事處理好

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好的媽媽

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哦，親愛的

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什麼是呃

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今晚晚餐吃什麼

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哦呃

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好吧，現在是星期一晚上

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我正在做你最喜歡的砂鍋菜

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哦耶

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嗯，大約 15 分鐘後就準備好了

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噢，親愛的

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那你明天有什麼計畫嗎

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你的計劃是什麼

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哦你知道

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和庫柏先生在一起

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致力於一些家居裝修

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只是你知道

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一步一步來

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太好了

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哦哦天啊

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親愛的

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呃呃

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我兒子把我當作感恩節火雞一樣塞給我

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啊

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寶貝

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啊

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媽媽感覺很好

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但我不知道它是否有效

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我有另一個想法要告訴我

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親愛的，你介意給我喝一杯嗎

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當然謝謝親愛的

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謝謝你

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哦，好吧

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你看起來心情很愉快

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在酒吧後面跳舞吧

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是的，我今天心情很好

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哦，太好了

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我是說今天祖父母來了

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所以這應該是美好時光吧

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是的，這將是一個完整的房子

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哦，是的

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將會是嗯

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我能給你喝點什麼嗎

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你想要果汁哦

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為什麼不給我一個驚喜，好嗎？

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就這樣吧哦

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謝謝你親愛的

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乾杯乾杯

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你在這背後付出了很多愛，這真的很好，呵呵

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永遠為你

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你知道我認為

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我會確保一切都井然有序

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父母過來之前 好的

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好的親愛的

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保持心情愉快 好

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親愛的，現在可以嗎？

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我想也許我們應該嘗試別的事情好嗎

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無論你需要什麼

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親愛的，我認為問題出在這件衣服上

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為什麼不幫我擺脫困境

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好的

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沒有更好的了

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天啊你太熱了

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哦親愛的

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我剛剛把東西忘在商店了

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我馬上回來，好嗎，親愛的

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嗯

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嗯嗯

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嗯嗯嗯

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嗯嗯

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嗯

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嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯

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嗯

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寶貝

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哦哦哦哦哦

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呃哦呃哦

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呃哦呃

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天哪

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天哪

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毫米 毫米

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毫米 毫米

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毫米

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嗯

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嗯嗯

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哦，就像這樣

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是的

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嗯嗯

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哦我喜歡喜歡

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天哪

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天哪

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他媽的

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是的哦

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我的上帝哦他媽的

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天哪，是的

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天哪

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來吧，他媽的

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哦

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啊

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是的

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啊啊

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啊啊

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啊啊啊

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嗯

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啊啊啊

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啊

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哦

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謝謝媽媽的陰部

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天哪

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天哪

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啊

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啊啊

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啊啊啊

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啊啊

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啊啊啊

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嗯嗯嗯

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嗯嗯嗯

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天哪，這太好了

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我認為它正在發揮作用

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我認為它正在發揮作用

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哦

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他媽的 哦 他媽的 哦 他媽的

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喔操

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哦哦

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天哪

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哦

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嗯

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哦哦

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哦哦

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嗯

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媽媽照顧了它

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我認為這絕對有幫助

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謝謝媽媽

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這確實有幫助

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你是最好的