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♪ WE NEVER THOUGHT OF FINDING ♪
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♪ A PLACE WHERE WE BELONG ♪
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♪ DON'T HAVE TO STAND ALONE ♪
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♪ WE'LL NEVER LET YOU FALL ♪
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♪ DON'T NEED PERMISSION ♪
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♪ TO DECIDE WHAT YOU BELIEVE ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA LEARN SOMETHING ♪
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♪ WHEN WE MEET YOU AFTER SCHOOL ♪
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♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪
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♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪
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♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪
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♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪
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♪ YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE THERE ♪
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♪ WHEN YOUR BACK IS
TO THE WALL ♪
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♪ YOU'LL FIND YOU NEED US ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE
TO CALL ♪
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♪ WHEN IT LOOKS HOPELESS
A DECISION'S WHAT YOU NEED ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER BE READY 'CAUSE YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME ♪
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♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪
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♪ 21 JUMP STREET! ♪
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( shouting and cheering )
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Girl:
MOM, WOULD YOU GIVE ME A BREAK?
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I'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS EVERY TEN SECONDS.
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YOU ONLY LISTEN
FOR ONE.
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COME ON, ANOREXIA, DINNER.
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REAL FOOD, REMEMBER?
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PROTEIN...
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HOW PREHISTORIC.
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PACK SOME FAT
AROUND THE OLD HEART.
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( rock music begins )
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DO WE HAVE
TO LISTEN TO THAT?
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SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER.
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BUT SHE
LISTENS TO YOU.
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ONLY FOR A SECOND.
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THE REST IS JUST
WHITE NOISE.
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HEY, DAD-O.
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SHERRY'S OLD MAN GOT
BUSTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING.
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THAT'S NONE OF OUR
BUSINESS, NOREEN.
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MR. BAUMLER IS A CLIENT
OF YOUR FATHER'S.
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I HOPE YOU DON'T CALL
HIM "THE OLD MAN."
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HE IS AN OLD MAN.
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OF COURSE...
MARRIED TO AN OLD LADY.
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I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T
LIKE SHERRY ANYMORE.
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I DON'T.
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BUT HER OLD MAN GETTING BUSTED
IS NEAT.
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HE DIDN'T GET BUSTED.
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CRIMINALS GET BUSTED.
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MR. BAUMLER
WAS ARRESTED.
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THE GUY WAS HAMMERED
OUT OF HIS MIND.
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I SAW HIM
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.
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HE NEEDED
A COMPASS
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TO FIND
HIS OWN HANDS.
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SO TELL ME,
HOW'S THE CLARINET COMING?
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I'M TURNING BOREDOM
INTO AN ART FORM.
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Mother:
THAT'S THE
SAME CLARINET
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YOUR FATHER PLAYED
WHEN HE WAS YOUR AGE.
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MUST COME IN HANDY
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WHEN HE SERENADES SOME DOOFUS
INTO A WHOLE LIFE POLICY.
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WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME
THAT YOU DON'T RESPECT?
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NOTHING.
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I JUST THINK
THE CLARINET STINKS.
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SO DOES THE MEAT LOAF.
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( screaming )
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SHUT UP!
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SHUT UP!
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STAY QUIET, STAY ALIVE.
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DIANE, PLEASE,
DO WHAT HE SAYS.
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WE'LL DO ANYTHING
YOU WANT.
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Father:
WHAT DO
YOU WANT?
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ASK YOUR LITTLE
NO-COLOR CHOIRBOY.
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YOU OWE ME SIX GRAND.
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KENNY, YOU KNOW THESE BOYS?
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MOM, PLEASE!
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LOOK, GUYS, I'LL GET IT.
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I JUST NEED MORE TIME.
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GET WHAT?
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TIME'S UP.
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THERE'S A JAG
IN THE DRIVEWAY.
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GIVE UP THE KEYS.
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GIVE HIM THE KEYS
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OR WE TAKE LITTLE SISTER HERE
TO THE PROM.
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IT WAS NICE
MEETING YOU FOLKS.
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SORRY WE CAN'T
STAY FOR DINNER.
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I'M CALLING
THE POLICE.
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Kenny:
NO, DON'T!
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THEY WERE GOING
TO KILL US!
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NO, DAMN IT, NO!
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KENNY,
PLEASE.
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WHERE'S THE END
OF THIS THING?
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I AM CALLING
THE POLICE.
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YOU CALL THEM
AND THEY WILL KILL ME.
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Man:
NEVER HAPPEN, KID.
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Younger man:
WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE COPS AIN'T
SOME KIND OF COWBOY
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THAT RUN INTO
THE MIDDLE OF A SHOOT-OUT
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AND SLING LEAD.
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POLICE WORK'S
A SCIENCE NOW.
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YOU GOT COMPUTERS
AND FORENSICS.
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YOU GOT YOUR
WIMPY PUBLIC DEFENDER
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WHO WILL THROW OUT YOUR CASE
UNLESS YOU ASK HIS CLIENT
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WHAT KIND OF ROSARY HIS MOTHER
USED TO PRAY FOR HIM ON.
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LET'S SAY WE GET
A CALL... A 415.
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WE GOT SIX GUYS
WITH KNIVES AND CHAINS
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READY TO DAMAGE SOME COPS...
WHO HAPPEN TO BE US.
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WHAT THEN?
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( belching )
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WE LEAVE.
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GET OUT!
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OKAY, BUT WE CAN'T
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BECAUSE THEY'VE GOT
SOME LADY WITH THEM
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AND SHE'S SCREAMING
FOR HELP.
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WE STILL LEAVE.
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I DON'T.
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YOU DO IF YOU'RE WITH ME.
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I GOT SIX MONTHS LEFT.
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I'M NOT GOING
UP IN SMOKE
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FOR SOME OLD LADY
SCREAMING FOR HELP.
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MY OLD LADY SCREAMS FOR HELP.
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I TAKE HER TO THE MOVIES.
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THAT'S WHAT
THE ACADEMY TAUGHT YOU?
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30 YEARS AGO,
THERE WASN'T ANY ACADEMY.
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YOU RODE IN THE BACK
OF A BLACK AND WHITE
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FOR A WEEK
AND A HALF.
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YOU WENT
TO GRADE SCHOOL
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ON GUYS WHO WERE
KILLING EACH OTHER.
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IT WAS SIMPLE.
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POLICE WORK'S
A SCIENCE NOW.
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THE ACADEMY MUST
HAVE A NEW
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"JOHN WAYNE GOES
TO COP SCHOOL" COURSE.
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THE LAST TWO GUYS YOU RODE WITH
ENDED UP WITH BUSTED NOSES.
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SEEMS YOU ROLL IN HOT
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AND KICK TAILS.
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NO, I DON'T.
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YEAH, YOU DO.
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BECAUSE WITH THAT BABY FACE
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EVERYBODY'S BEEN KICKING YOURS
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SINCE THE SEVENTH GRADE.
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I KNEW YOUR DAD.
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HE WAS
A GOOD COP.
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ONE THING FOR SURE--
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HE WAS BIGGER THAN YOU ARE.
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Dispatcher:
One Zebra Six, Code One.
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MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE MADE
SUCH A GOOD TARGET.
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YEAH.
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ONE ZEBRA SIX, GO.
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211 report at 729 Sycamore,
corner of Herman.
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ONE ZEBRA SIX ROLLING.
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OVER.
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WHAT ABOUT THE TRAY?
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FORGET THE TRAY.
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( groaning in pain )
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THANK YOU!
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( siren wailing )
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YOU SAY YOU NEVER
SAW THESE GUYS BEFORE?
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NO, I'M
IN INSURANCE.
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AT THIS POINT
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I HOPE YOUR JAGUAR
IS COVERED.
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UNLESS I GET SOMETHING
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IT WILL BE
STRIPPED AND SOLD
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BY TOMORROW NOON.
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HE WON'T TALK.
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HE'S LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS ROOM.
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LIKE WHEN HE COULDN'T
GO TO THE EURYTHMICS CONCERT
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BECAUSE HE GOT
A "D" IN GYM.
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MY BROTHER CAN'T EVEN
THROW A BASEBALL.
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ARE YOU OLD ENOUGH
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TO BE A COP?
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YOU LOOK LIKE THAT KID
IN PRETTY IN PINK.
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BUT WE DON'T LET HIM
WEAR PINK ANYMORE.
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ATTRACTS ATTENTION.
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MISS?
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HMM?
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IS THERE THE POSSIBILITY
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OF YOUR OLDER BROTHER KENNETH
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HAVING PREVIOUS KNOWLEDGE
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OF THE SUSPECTED
PERPETRATORS?
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IN OTHER WORDS,
PRINCESS
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DID HE KNOW THESE JERKS
WHO RIPPED OFF YOUR DAD'S CAR?
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THEY SAID THEY KNEW HIM,
BUT I DOUBT IT.
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THEY'RE PRETTY HARD GUYS.
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KENNY'S IN
THE SCHOOL BAND.
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MILK IS MINE.
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I'VE GOT AN ULCER BIG ENOUGH
TO HAVE ITS OWN ZIP CODE.
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WE LET CLINT EASTWOOD HERE
DRINK COFFEE UNTIL 10:00.
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DID YOU GET THROUGH?
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HE'S SCARED, BILL.
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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO JUST
FINISHED DOMESTICS, PARTNER.
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YOU'RE UP.
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KID GRADUATED TOP IN HIS CLASS
AT THE ACADEMY.
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IF KENNY
WERE MY KID
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I'D UNSCREW THE HINGES
AND BEAT IT OUT OF HIM.
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PLEASE FORGIVE MY PARTNER.
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HE WENT TO GRADE SCHOOL
IN A BLACK AND WHITE.
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IS YOUR SON
A GOOD STUDENT?
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Kenny:
EXCEPT FOR
GYM, YEAH.
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YOU FLUNK THAT,
YOU DON'T SEE THE EURYTHMICS.
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KENNY, THE POLICE ARE HERE
TO HELP YOU.
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YEAH, SURE.
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KENNY, GET DOWN HERE!
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GIVE ME A SECOND, ALL RIGHT?
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HI.
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YOU'RE PRETTY SCARED, HUH?
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DO YOU KNOW
WHO STOLE YOUR DAD'S CAR?
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I WON'T TELL YOU SPIT.
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IT'S NOT AGAINST THE LAW
TO BE AFRAID.
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WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE,
ALL RIGHT?
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OKAY.
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BUT WHAT HAPPENS
IF THEY COME BACK?
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GREAT WORK, DOCTOR.
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YOU GOT DIDDLE
IN THE SPLASH CAN.
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HE WASN'T GOING
TO TELL US A THING.
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WHY WASTE TIME?
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WE TURN IT
OVER TO JUVENILE
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AND THEY'LL ENROLL
KENNY AND HIS OLD MAN
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INTO A TOUGH
LOVE PROGRAM.
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LIKE YOU'RE
THE EXPERT, RIGHT?
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HEY, PAL, DOMESTICS,
GRADUATED TOP OF THE CLASS.
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ANYWAY, THAT KID
WAS TOO SCARED
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TO TELL US ANYTHING
BUT WHAT WASN'T TRUE.
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THREE WEEKS IN THE FIELD
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AND I'M RIDING WITH
A CHILD COUNSELOR.
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HERE. LET'S SEE
WHAT THEY TAUGHT YOU
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ABOUT DRIVING
ONE OF THESE
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AND WATCH THE POTHOLES.
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I GOT HEMORRHOIDS, TOO.
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YOU KNOW, CHARLIE
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MAYBE YOUR OLD LADY SHOULD
HAVE YOU PUT TO SLEEP.
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MY OLD LADY DOES
PUT ME TO SLEEP, KIDDO.
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THAT'S WHAT MAKES
THE MARRIAGE WORK.
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SHUT UP!
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YOU DO EXACTLY WHAT I TELL YOU.
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OPEN IT UP.
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I SAID OPEN IT UP!
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GET YOUR HANDS OUT
IN FRONT OF YOU!
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WHERE'S THE REST OF IT?
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IS THAT ALL THERE IS?!
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HEY.
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YEAH, RIGHT!
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( tires squealing )
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Charlie:
OKAY, CHIEF.
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WHAT IS STICKING
IN THAT KID SIDEWAYS?
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DRUGS.
243
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,285
YEAH, SEEMS TO BE.
244
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,489
HE OWES THIS DEALER
AND THE GUY CAME TO COLLECT.
245
00:10:57,524 --> 00:11:01,408
I BET HIS OLD MAN WON'T
EVEN FILE A CHARGE.
246
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,994
MAKES TOO MUCH NOISE
ON THE FIRST TEE.
247
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,212
IT MIGHT BE DRUGS.
248
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,547
COULD BE ANYTHING.
249
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,817
BUT KENNY HARDLY
LOOKED LIKE AN ADDICT.
250
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,153
WHO DID YOU EXPECT,
LENNY BRUCE?
251
00:11:12,188 --> 00:11:14,338
NOWADAYS YOU FIND
MORE JUNKIES
252
00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,808
IN SPORTS THAN IN JAZZ CLUBS.
253
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,878
MAKE A NOTE OF WHERE
THAT KID GOES TO SCHOOL.
254
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,513
WE'LL TURN IT IN
TO THE DESK.
255
00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:24,749
TURN AROUND.
256
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,384
WHY?
257
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,703
THERE'S A CAR BACK THERE
I WANT TO GET A CLOSER LOOK AT.
258
00:11:29,739 --> 00:11:31,071
TAKE IT NICE AND EASY.
259
00:11:50,226 --> 00:11:51,609
BE COOL.
260
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,210
THEY DON'T
KNOW NOTHING.
261
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,428
EVERYTHING OKAY?
262
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,947
YEAH.
263
00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:57,281
YOU SURE?
264
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,116
YEAH.
265
00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:00,384
POSITIVE?
266
00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,186
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
267
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,523
JUST WONDERED WHY YOU STOPPED
FOR A GREEN LIGHT.
268
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,596
OKAY, JOHN HENRY.
269
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,231
LIGHTS AND SIRENS.
270
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,933
Dispatcher:
All units in the vicinity,
and One Zebra Six...
271
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:18,469
a 211 just occurred
126 North Kensington.
272
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,639
Suspects are armed
and in a late model gray sedan
273
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,290
southbound on Roycroft.
274
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,959
ROGER THE CALL, COLONEL.
275
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,345
THIS IS ONE-ZEBRA-SIX
TO CONTROL.
276
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:30,348
WE'RE IN PURSUIT OF AN EARLY
MODEL GRAY SEDAN.
277
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,349
VEHICLE IS A DODGE.
278
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,350
LICENSE PLATE...
279
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,701
BREVITY IS THE KEY
HERE, KID.
280
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:36,353
IN PURSUIT, WANTS AND WARRANTS.
281
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:41,342
DODGE LOW-RIDER, TWO-BAKER-
EDWARD-ONE-THREE-FIVE. OVER.
282
00:12:47,918 --> 00:12:49,951
Charlie:
HANSON, DON'T KILL ME!
283
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:55,072
JUST KEEP THEM IN SIGHT,
AND REMEMBER MY CONDITION.
284
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,972
WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?!
285
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:13,090
YOU SAID WE'RE IN PURSUIT.
286
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,809
GET OFF THIS ONE-WAY STREET
287
00:13:14,844 --> 00:13:16,994
BEFORE YOU
KILL SOMEBODY.
288
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,863
( horn blaring )
289
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,707
FREEZE!
290
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,476
ALL RIGHT,
DON'T MOVE.
291
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,827
DON'T EVEN BLINK.
292
00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:37,165
HANSON, TAKE
OUT YOUR GUN.
293
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,984
ALL RIGHT, FELLAS.
294
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,319
COME ON OUT NOW!
295
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,971
NO FAST MOVES,
OR YOU'RE HISTORY.
296
00:13:44,006 --> 00:13:45,523
COME ON!
COME ON!
297
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,327
PUT THAT PIECE
ON THE HOOD.
298
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,163
TURN AROUND
AND FALL ON THE CAR.
299
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,797
SPREAD YOUR LEGS.
300
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,199
COVER THEM,
HANSON.
301
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:15,152
I'M GOING TO FIND A PAY PHONE
AND CALL IN FOR BACKUP.
302
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,271
YOU'LL BE OKAY?
303
00:14:16,306 --> 00:14:17,438
YEAH.
304
00:14:17,473 --> 00:14:18,773
WHAT ABOUT
THE RADIO?
305
00:14:18,808 --> 00:14:20,275
I PULLED IT OUT
306
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:23,077
TRYING TO FIND
SOMETHING TO HANG ON TO.
307
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,363
SIX MONTHS TO GO
TO RETIREMENT
308
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,865
AND I'M RIDING
WITH EVEL KNIEVEL.
309
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:31,536
WHAT KIND OF MERIT BADGES
THEY GIVING BOY SCOUTS FOR THIS?
310
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,770
SHUT UP, PUNK.
311
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,239
YOU HAVE I.D., SON?
312
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,958
THIS IS ALL THE I.D. I NEED.
313
00:14:37,994 --> 00:14:39,877
I GOT ONE LIKE THAT
314
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,280
FOR BEING PLAYGROUND MONITOR
AT SCHOOL 18.
315
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,648
DON'T MOVE, DIRTBALL.
316
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,432
IT'S JUST
A SMOKE, HEIDI.
317
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,951
YOUR GRANDFATHER'S
GOT MY PIECE.
318
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,285
THE KID'S NEW.
319
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:51,305
NEW ENOUGH TO BLOW
ANOTHER HOLE IN YOUR HEAD.
320
00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:53,223
I GOT TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
321
00:14:54,711 --> 00:14:57,645
DUNNIGAN, WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THAT BACKUP?
322
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,564
MAYBE HE DIED
OF OLD AGE.
323
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,268
( gunshot )
324
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,704
OH, MY GOD.
325
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,689
MOVE IT!
326
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,611
( tires squealing )
327
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,853
Dunnigan:
ALL RIGHT,
HANSON.
328
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,037
I GOT HIM.
329
00:15:23,073 --> 00:15:24,171
GET OFF.
330
00:15:24,207 --> 00:15:25,406
GET OFF.
331
00:15:26,576 --> 00:15:29,177
KEEP HIM AWAY
FROM ME, HUH?
332
00:15:29,212 --> 00:15:32,113
I FEEL LIKE
A CHILD MOLESTER.
333
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,732
OH!
334
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,567
( crunching noise )
335
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:37,802
NICE WORK, KID.
336
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,971
YOU'RE THREE
FOR THREE.
337
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,808
ANOTHER BROKEN NOSE.
338
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,415
HEY, CRASH GORDON.
339
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,582
NICE WORK, PAL.
340
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,751
HAVE TO DEDUCT
THAT BLACK AND WHITE
341
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,119
FROM YOUR
NEXT PAYCHECK.
342
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,425
I GOT
A SINUS PROBLEM, DOC.
343
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,261
THINK YOU CAN
STRAIGHTEN IT
OUT FOR ME?
344
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,795
FUNNY STUFF, MEADOWS.
345
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,998
COME ON, MIKE.
346
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,301
THE KID'S A LIABILITY.
347
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:13,771
I GOT THIS 'CAUSE SOME PUNK
ASKED HANSON
348
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,105
TO SHOW HIM HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE
349
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,775
BEFORE HE SIGNED
FOR A SPEEDING TICKET.
350
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,010
DIDN'T THINK HANSON
WAS OLD ENOUGH TO BE
A COP.
351
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,746
DID HANSON THROW
THE FIRST PUNCH?
352
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,180
NO.
353
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:25,099
'CAUSE HE'S A GOOD COP.
354
00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:28,402
SO HE GETS SENSITIVE
WHEN SOME JERK PUSHES HIM.
355
00:16:28,438 --> 00:16:29,737
HE'LL GET OVER IT.
356
00:16:29,772 --> 00:16:30,971
WHO CAN WAIT?
357
00:16:31,007 --> 00:16:34,692
HE'S GOING THROUGH NOSES LIKE
A BEVERLY HILLS PLASTIC SURGEON.
358
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,727
WELL, YOURS LOOKS
BETTER, SUMMERS.
359
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,830
I'LL TELL THE KID
TO SEND YOU A BILL.
360
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:43,034
COME ON, MIKE,
LET'S GIVE THE KID A BREAK.
361
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,840
HEY, SLUGGER.
362
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,142
SORRY ABOUT THE NOSE, CHARLIE.
363
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,327
WILL YOU FORGET IT?
364
00:16:53,362 --> 00:16:54,562
I'M IRISH.
365
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:57,331
I GET WORSE THAN THIS
SAINT PATTY'S DAY.
366
00:16:57,366 --> 00:16:58,516
THEY FIND OUR UNIT?
367
00:16:58,551 --> 00:16:59,516
MOST OF IT.
368
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,517
ANY SUSPECTS?
369
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,669
IT'S WORSE THAN THAT.
370
00:17:01,704 --> 00:17:03,671
THE CAPTAIN WANTS
TO SEE YOU.
371
00:17:03,706 --> 00:17:04,855
WHAT A SURPRISE.
372
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,173
LISTEN, KID...
373
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,359
WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU
A LEMON, DO AS I DO--
374
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:12,229
MAKE A MARTINI.
375
00:17:13,382 --> 00:17:14,381
THANKS.
376
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,135
Briody:
YEAH, I KNOW.
377
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,970
WE ALL GOT
TROUBLE LATELY.
378
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:22,973
WHAT I GOT LATELY
IS MOST OF YOUR TROUBLE
379
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:25,142
WHEN YOU BOYS
DON'T DO THE JOB.
380
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:27,978
GET IT RIGHT,
OR I TAKE IT TO THE CHIEF.
381
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:28,979
GOOD MORNING,
CAPTAIN.
382
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,981
THESE PRIMA DONNAS
DOWN AT VICE.
383
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,150
THEY ONLY WANT
TO WEAR SPORT COATS
384
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,484
AND DRIVE FERRARIS.
385
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,469
HOW YOU DOING?
386
00:17:35,504 --> 00:17:37,304
WHEN IT COMES TO WHAT?
387
00:17:37,339 --> 00:17:39,140
WHEN IT COMES
TO YOU.
388
00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:40,274
LOUSY.
389
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:43,310
THERE IS REALLY
NO OTHER WAY TO SAY THIS
390
00:17:43,345 --> 00:17:45,479
SO I'M JUST GOING
TO SAY IT.
391
00:17:45,514 --> 00:17:47,481
I GOT TO MAKE
SOME CHANGES.
392
00:17:47,516 --> 00:17:49,850
I FIGURED YOU WOULD
SAY THAT, SIR.
393
00:17:49,886 --> 00:17:52,035
I ONLY GOT ABOUT
AN HOUR OF SLEEP--
394
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,871
SOMEWHERE BETWEEN
THE FARMER'S REPORT
395
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,141
AND THE SUNRISE EXERCISE.
396
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,343
TV STINKS
THAT EARLY, SIR.
397
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,178
DON'T TAKE IT
SO HARD.
398
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,347
I WAS TOSSED OUT
OF THE NAVY
399
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,516
BECAUSE THEY FOUND OUT
I WAS 16.
400
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:06,517
I'M 21, SIR.
401
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,352
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE 22.
402
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:11,188
WHEN AN OFFICER
ROLLS IN HOT ON SOMETHING
403
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,190
HE NEEDS TO CONTROL
THE SITUATION--
404
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:14,525
HIM AND HIS PARTNER.
405
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,528
THEY HAVE TO SCARE WHATEVER
SCUMBALL IS MESSING UP.
406
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:18,862
YOU'RE NOT SCARING THEM.
407
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,197
YOU'RE MAKING THEM LAUGH.
408
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,032
DUNNIGAN TELL YOU THAT?
409
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,867
NOBODY HAD TO TELL ME.
410
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:27,871
EVEN SUGAR RAY LEONARD CAN'T GO
IN THE RING WITH MUHAMMAD ALI
411
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,706
UNTIL HE MAKES
THE WEIGHT.
412
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,143
IF I KEEP PUTTING YOU
OUT IN THE FIELD
413
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,345
I'M PUTTING MY OTHER MEN
IN DANGER.
414
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,430
SOMETHING GOES DOWN,
WE DON'T KNOW
415
00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:38,148
IF THE PERPS
WILL GET GOOFY.
416
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:41,218
NO ONE WILL RIDE
WITH YOU.
417
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,920
YOU MAKE 'EM NERVOUS.
418
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,757
YOU COME IN TOO PUMPED,
TOO READY, MAYBE TOO ANGRY.
419
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,076
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE TOO YOUNG.
420
00:18:49,111 --> 00:18:50,544
I'M NOT ANGRY!
421
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,366
NOT A LOT, ANYWAY.
422
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,472
SO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
423
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:02,639
I'M OUT?
424
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:03,641
TERRIFIC.
425
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,476
SIX MONTHS
AT THE ACADEMY
426
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:08,479
AND NOW I CAN GO MANAGE
A DOUGHNUT SHOP.
427
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,147
MAYBE WHEN MY FACE CLEARS,
428
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,483
I CAN BECOME A RENT-A-COP
429
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,652
WHO CHECKS PROOF
AT A TEEN CLUB.
430
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:15,636
MAYBE.
431
00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:17,638
I GOT SOMETHING ELSE
FOR YOU.
432
00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:20,541
STICK IT OUT, AND YOU'LL BE
A HELL OF A COP SOMEDAY.
433
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,143
COME BACK
IN TEN YEARS?
434
00:19:22,178 --> 00:19:24,995
THEN YOU'LL BE TOO OLD
FOR THIS ASSIGNMENT.
435
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:27,531
LET ME LAY IT
OUT FOR YOU.
436
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:28,699
WHAT AM I DOING?
437
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:29,900
I DON'T EVEN SMOKE.
438
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,936
WE'VE GOT
AN UNDERCOVER PROGRAM.
439
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,488
IT'S THE MAYOR'S BABY.
440
00:19:34,524 --> 00:19:36,690
NOBODY ON THE FORCE
KNOWS ABOUT THIS
441
00:19:36,726 --> 00:19:38,559
EXCEPT SILVER SHIELDS AND UP.
442
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,711
IT'S CALLED
"JUMP STREET CHAPEL."
443
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:44,548
IT'S CALLED THAT
BECAUSE THIS PARTICULAR UNIT
444
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,717
WORKS OUT
OF AN OLD, ABANDONED CHAPEL
445
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,786
ON JUMP STREET AND SIXTH.
446
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:49,787
INTERESTED?
447
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:50,854
NOT YET.
448
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,473
EVERY YEAR THE DEPARTMENT
449
00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:53,941
TAKES YOUNG-LOOKING OFFICERS--
450
00:19:53,977 --> 00:19:56,961
YOUNG-LOOKING ONES WE THINK
CAN HANDLE THE PRESSURE.
451
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,363
WE TEACH THEM
TO BE TEENAGERS AGAIN.
452
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:03,267
WE SEND THEM TO HIGH SCHOOLS
THAT CAN USE A MAN UNDERCOVER.
453
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:06,604
KIND OF LIKE "FAST TIMES
AT BUST-YOUR-BUDDY HIGH"?
454
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,205
KIND OF.
455
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,206
YEAH.
456
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:10,273
NO, THANKS.
457
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,177
I HATED HIGH SCHOOL
THE FIRST TIME.
458
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,980
YOU KNOW, SWIMMING
IN GYM WITHOUT TRUNKS.
459
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,982
NOT GETTING THE GIRL YOU WANT
460
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,317
BECAUSE YOU DON'T
WEAR GROOVY SHOES.
461
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:25,255
I WOULDN'T CUFF SOME KID WHO
THREW A SPITBALL AT HIS TEACHER.
462
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,991
I'VE HAD 11 HOMICIDES
IN HIGH SCHOOLS SINCE DECEMBER.
463
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,193
LOOK...
464
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:33,647
I WENT TO THE ACADEMY
TO GO ON PATROL--
465
00:20:33,683 --> 00:20:35,783
TO BE A POLICE OFFICER,
LIKE MY...
466
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,202
TO ENFORCE THE LAW.
467
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,237
IT'S EITHER THIS OR A DESK JOB
468
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,840
UNTIL YOU LOOK OLD ENOUGH
TO BE A COP.
469
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,008
I AM A COP.
470
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,475
GENIUS,
WHY AM I
471
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,227
MAKING THIS OFFER?
472
00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:51,749
THINK IT OVER.
473
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,721
I USED TO RIDE WITH YOUR DAD.
474
00:20:58,791 --> 00:20:59,806
I KNOW.
475
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,692
YOU'D BE PROUD
476
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,660
OF WHAT HE
DID THAT NIGHT.
477
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:05,446
WE CATCH
THOSE GUYS
478
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,631
THAT LIFTED YOUR BLACK AND WHITE
479
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,199
I'LL GIVE YOU THE COLLAR.
480
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,535
GIVE IT TO DUNNIGAN.
481
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:14,554
HE'S THE ONE WHO GOT
HIS NOSE BROKEN.
482
00:21:18,094 --> 00:21:21,545
GOT YOUR DAD'S SENSE
OF HUMOR, TOO.
483
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:29,286
( saxophone playing jazz solo )
484
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:51,408
( music continues )
485
00:22:04,107 --> 00:22:06,207
MAN ( on answering machine ):
Oh, hi, this is Tom Hanson, Sr.
486
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,658
No one is here right now.
487
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,860
TOM JR.:
Hey, Dad, I got it--
don't hang up.
488
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:11,895
Hello? Hello?
489
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:14,031
TOM SR.:
Howdy, Sport. Mom home?
490
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,100
TOM JR.:
No, had to go to school.
491
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:17,168
TOM SR.:
Why?
492
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,936
TOM JR.:
I got into a fight
with some kid.
493
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,370
TOM SR.:
Gee, Tommy, not again.
494
00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:21,305
You shouldn't do that.
495
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,040
We talked about it.
496
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:26,744
TOM JR.:
Even when he says my old man's a
fascist and all cops are pigs?
497
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:27,844
Mom's real mad, though.
498
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,413
She says I should grow up.
499
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,015
TOM SR.:
Your mom's right.
500
00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:40,140
MAN:
♪ NOW I'M LOST INSIDE
THE WALLS OF BYZANTIUM ♪
501
00:22:40,175 --> 00:22:45,012
♪ I THINK I'LL STAY HERE FOR
A WHILE AND HAVE SOME FUN ♪
502
00:22:45,047 --> 00:22:48,348
♪ PLEASE SAY A PRAYER
FOR ME... ♪
503
00:22:50,686 --> 00:22:54,338
♪ THERE'S MANY THINGS
I'D LIKE TO BE ♪
504
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,874
♪ BUT I'M NOT A PAWN ♪
505
00:22:56,909 --> 00:23:00,310
♪ AND I'M NOT A KING ♪
506
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:06,166
♪ JUST SPECULATING ON OBTAINING
SOME HIGHER THING ♪
507
00:23:06,201 --> 00:23:12,172
♪ AND I'M NOT AFRAID
TO TAKE A CHANCE ♪
508
00:23:12,207 --> 00:23:13,540
♪ WHO AM I TO STOP? ♪
509
00:23:13,576 --> 00:23:18,445
♪ NO, PLEASE, DON'T YOU FILL ME
WITH ROMANCE ♪
510
00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:24,084
♪ THERE ARE SOME WHO SAY
I HAVEN'T A CHANCE ♪
511
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:29,890
♪ AND THAT I SHOULD SUBMIT
MY FATE TO CIRCUMSTANCE ♪
512
00:23:29,925 --> 00:23:37,914
♪ BUT THEY DO NOT SEE
THE VISIONS THAT I SEE... ♪
513
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,900
EVERYBODY OUT
THE BACK DOOR!
514
00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:41,402
IT'S A BUST!
515
00:23:41,437 --> 00:23:43,521
NOBODY TOLD YOU
THIS PROM AIN'T FORMAL.
516
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:44,505
DOUG PENHALL.
517
00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:46,306
THIS IS
JUMP STREET CHAPEL?
518
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,359
ONLY IF YOU'RE CATHOLIC.
519
00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:50,393
IOKI THINKS
IT'S A BUDDHIST TEMPLE.
520
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,762
FOR ME, A SYNAGOGUE.
521
00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:53,129
MY MOM'S JEWISH
522
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:56,366
WHICH ONLY MEANS I CELEBRATE
BOTH GUILT AND HELL.
523
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:58,836
HIS FATHER
WAS A PRIEST.
524
00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:00,971
DON'T PLAY BINGO
525
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:02,506
WITH THIS GUY.
526
00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:04,174
HE'S A KILLER.
527
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,743
THEY WANT YOU
TO INFILTRATE STUDENT COUNCIL?
528
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:07,761
I DOUBT IT.
529
00:24:07,796 --> 00:24:08,862
OFFICER TOM HANSON.
530
00:24:08,898 --> 00:24:10,213
H.T. IOKI.
531
00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:11,798
"H" FOR HARRY,
"T" FOR TRUMAN.
532
00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:15,319
GUESS WHAT YEAR HIS PARENTS
MOVED TO THE STATES?
533
00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:17,488
I'M NAMED AFTER THE GUY
534
00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:20,507
WHO DROPPED AN ATOM BOMB
ON MY HOUSE.
535
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,294
I'M HERE TO SEE
CAPTAIN RICHARD JENKO.
536
00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:24,561
YO!
537
00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:25,862
JENK!
538
00:24:25,897 --> 00:24:28,899
YOU GOT TO
TURBO-CHARGE YOUR HAIR
539
00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:30,550
OR SOMETHING,
HANSON.
540
00:24:30,586 --> 00:24:32,853
YOU LOOK LIKE
RICHIE CUNNINGHAM.
541
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:47,918
HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN?
542
00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:49,052
HI.
543
00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:51,856
I'M HERE TO SEE, UH...
544
00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:53,307
CAPTAIN JENKO.
545
00:24:53,342 --> 00:24:54,708
YEAH?
546
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,177
FAR OUT.
547
00:24:57,213 --> 00:24:58,662
IS HE HERE?
548
00:24:58,698 --> 00:25:00,114
YEAH.
549
00:25:00,149 --> 00:25:02,732
Ioki:
YO, AUTOGRAPH.
550
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:10,157
COULD YOU TELL HIM
PATROLMAN HANSON IS HERE?
551
00:25:12,494 --> 00:25:15,628
I DON'T WANT HIM
TO THINK I'M LATE.
552
00:25:15,664 --> 00:25:17,180
HEY, YOU AIN'T LATE.
553
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:19,816
YOU LIKE THAT SOUND?
554
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:20,967
NOT REALLY.
555
00:25:21,002 --> 00:25:22,152
ME, NEITHER.
556
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:25,472
PRAISE GOD, HALLELUJAH,
MAYBE I'M SANE!
557
00:25:25,507 --> 00:25:27,624
BEEN A DEADHEAD
SINCE WOODSTOCK.
558
00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:28,792
I DIDN'T GO.
559
00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:29,960
I WAS ONLY FIVE.
560
00:25:29,995 --> 00:25:32,796
I'VE GOT TO CHECK IN
WITH CAPTAIN JENKO.
561
00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:34,130
YEAH.
562
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,999
WHERE CAN I FIND HIM?
563
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,802
YOU'RE LOOKING
AT HIM, HANSON.
564
00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:39,837
I'M RIGHT HERE.
565
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,204
EXCEPT ON
SATURDAY NIGHTS.
566
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,523
I PLAY LEAD GUITAR
WITH SOME DUDES
567
00:25:43,558 --> 00:25:45,042
IN MY GARAGE BAND.
568
00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:46,944
YOU'RE
CAPTAIN JENKO?
569
00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:48,478
IT GETS BETTER,
DOESN'T IT?
570
00:25:53,569 --> 00:25:55,369
CAN YOU BELIEVE
THAT GUY?
571
00:25:55,404 --> 00:25:59,272
HE COULD SQUEEZE MORE MUSIC
OUT OF A STRATOCASTER
572
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:04,294
THAN ERIC CLAPTON, JEFF BECK,
AND ALVIN LEE PUT TOGETHER, MAN.
573
00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:06,329
JIMI WAS THE BEST.
574
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:11,684
TOO BAD HE THREW IT ALL AWAY
ON A SHORT RIDE GETTING HIGH.
575
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,870
I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH HIM.
576
00:26:16,392 --> 00:26:18,058
WHO DID HE
PLAY WITH?
577
00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:20,377
GOD.
578
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,644
BREAKFAST?
579
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,914
NO, I'LL GRAB
AN OMELETTE LATER.
580
00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:25,032
NO, YOU WON'T.
581
00:26:25,067 --> 00:26:28,001
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW A TEENAGER
582
00:26:28,037 --> 00:26:30,170
HAVE A CUP
OF BLACK COFFEE
583
00:26:30,206 --> 00:26:33,624
AND AN OMELETTE FOR BREAKFAST?
584
00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:36,961
FROM NOW ON IT'S POTATO CHIPS,
SODA POP, FRENCH FRIES
585
00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,329
AND PIZZA, MAN.
586
00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:42,132
IT'S A PEPSI GENERATION, SPORT!
587
00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:43,967
DON'T CALL ME "SPORT," OKAY?
588
00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:45,469
I'M YOUR BOSS.
589
00:26:45,504 --> 00:26:47,470
I'LL CALL YOU ANYTHING I WANT.
590
00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:49,740
HAVE A SEAT, SPORT.
591
00:26:52,561 --> 00:26:54,228
LOOK, HANSON...
592
00:26:55,497 --> 00:26:57,631
WHILE YOU WERE
OUT IN THE FIELD
593
00:26:57,666 --> 00:27:00,984
GETTING YOUR BUTT KICKED
BY ALL THE BAD GROWN-UPS
594
00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:04,287
ME AND MY GUYS HERE
WERE TRAINING TO DO
595
00:27:04,322 --> 00:27:05,656
SOME REAL BATTLE.
596
00:27:05,691 --> 00:27:10,410
THE WAY I LOOK AT IT,
CHILD IS THE FATHER OF MAN.
597
00:27:10,445 --> 00:27:13,246
THESE BAD GROWN-UPS
ARE COMING FROM SOMEWHERE.
598
00:27:13,281 --> 00:27:15,482
SO WE'RE TRYING
TO YANK THEM OUT
599
00:27:15,517 --> 00:27:17,650
WHILE THEY'RE STILL
IN HIGH SCHOOL, DIG?
600
00:27:17,686 --> 00:27:18,818
"DIG"?
601
00:27:18,853 --> 00:27:21,921
SPARE ME THE RAP
ABOUT HOW I TALK, OKAY?
602
00:27:21,957 --> 00:27:24,140
YEAH, I KNOW,
YOU WENT TO WOODSTOCK.
603
00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:25,175
RIGHT ON, BROTHER.
604
00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:27,310
WE'RE FOUR WEEKS
AHEAD OF YOU HERE.
605
00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,679
I'LL RUSH YOU
THROUGH THE TRAINING.
606
00:27:29,715 --> 00:27:31,164
WHAT KIND
OF TRAINING?
607
00:27:31,199 --> 00:27:32,298
HOFFS.
608
00:27:32,334 --> 00:27:35,185
GOING TO TEACH YOU
HOW TO BE A TEENAGER.
609
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,387
HOW DOES THAT GRAB YOU?
610
00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:38,372
I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE BAD KIND.
611
00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:40,390
THE KIND THAT
GETS INTO TROUBLE.
612
00:27:40,425 --> 00:27:44,377
THE KIND YOU'LL BE LIKE
SO THEY THINK YOU'RE ONE OF 'EM.
613
00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:45,512
HOFFS, WAKE UP.
614
00:27:45,547 --> 00:27:49,033
RELAX, RELAX, I'M UP.
615
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:51,017
HOFFS, HANSON.
616
00:27:51,053 --> 00:27:53,353
HANSON, HOFFS.
617
00:27:53,389 --> 00:27:54,571
HI.
618
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:58,909
RUN THIS CAT
DOWN TO WARDROBE
619
00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:02,112
AND TAKE SOME OF THE COP
OUT OF HIS PRESENTATION.
620
00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:06,350
DO SOMETHING ABOUT
THE JACK KENNEDY HAIRCUT, TOO.
621
00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:09,419
DO WHAT OFFICER HOFFS
TELLS YOU, HANSON.
622
00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:10,937
IT'S BEEN REAL, BRO.
623
00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:13,673
STICK WITH HOFFS HERE
624
00:28:13,709 --> 00:28:17,744
AND SHE'LL HOOK US UP WITH
A LITTLE FIELD TRAINING TONIGHT.
625
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:18,779
LATER.
626
00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,365
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
627
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:25,002
SO JENK'S A LITTLE BIT
OF A HANG-ON HIPPIE.
628
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:26,003
BIG DEAL.
629
00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,104
WHEN IT COMES
630
00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:28,121
TO GOING UNDERCOVER
631
00:28:28,157 --> 00:28:29,323
THE DUDE IS THE BEST.
632
00:28:29,358 --> 00:28:30,974
I'M JUDY HOFFS.
633
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:33,943
THAT'S OKAY, HONEY.
634
00:28:33,979 --> 00:28:35,945
MY PEOPLE DON'T
DO THAT ANYMORE.
635
00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:37,080
OH.
636
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,216
CHIP?
637
00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:44,588
( rock music begins )
638
00:28:44,623 --> 00:28:47,224
Man:
♪ WHOO, HOO ♪
639
00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:50,760
♪ BABY, BABY... ♪
640
00:28:50,796 --> 00:28:52,196
♪ ♪ ♪
641
00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:55,065
♪ BABY, YEAH... ♪
642
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:57,901
♪ ♪ ♪
643
00:28:57,937 --> 00:29:02,205
♪ EVERYBODY'S GOT OPINIONS
'BOUT THE WAY I SHOULD BE ♪
644
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:06,260
♪ AND ADVICE IS HANDED OUT,
YOU KNOW THEY GIVE TO ME... ♪
645
00:29:06,295 --> 00:29:10,680
♪ AS IF THEY KNEW
ALL THE ANSWERS ABOUT BEING ME ♪
646
00:29:10,716 --> 00:29:16,019
♪ AS IF THEY HAD WROTE THE BOOK
ON MY PSYCHOLOGY... ♪
647
00:29:16,055 --> 00:29:19,306
♪ I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU SHOULD BE ♪
648
00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:24,861
♪ I'M JUST TRYING TO GET A LIFE,
BUT IT'S NOT EASY BEIN' ME ♪
649
00:29:24,896 --> 00:29:27,030
♪ WHY CAN'T THEY LIVE
THEIR WAY ♪
650
00:29:27,065 --> 00:29:29,132
♪ AND I'LL LIVE MINE ♪
651
00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:30,967
♪ DON'T HURT
YOUR BROTHER'S FEELINGS ♪
652
00:29:31,002 --> 00:29:33,570
♪ AND WE'LL BOTH BE FINE ♪
653
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:37,975
♪ NOW I DON'T WANT
TO TELL YOU RIGHT FROM WRONG ♪
654
00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:41,561
♪ I'M JUST TRYING
TO GET MY POINT ACROSS ♪
655
00:29:41,597 --> 00:29:45,365
♪ I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU SHOULD BE ♪
656
00:29:45,401 --> 00:29:50,654
♪ I'M JUST TRYING...
BUT IT'S NOT EASY BEING ME ♪
657
00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:53,624
♪ WHY CAN'T PEOPLE
JUST LET ME BE ♪
658
00:29:53,659 --> 00:29:55,792
♪ I'M JUST TRYING
TO LIVE MY LIFE... ♪
659
00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:02,966
♪ SO DON'T TRY AND TELL ME
WHAT YOU THINK MY LIFE NEEDS ♪
660
00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:06,269
♪ AND IF YOU'VE GOT OPINIONS
GIVE THEM HONESTLY ♪
661
00:30:06,304 --> 00:30:09,006
♪ THAT'S WHAT THE SCHOOL
OF LIFE HAS TAUGHT ME ♪
662
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,774
♪ YOU JUST MIGHT AGREE ♪
663
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,243
♪ WHEN IT COMES
TO LIVING OUR LIVES ♪
664
00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:15,712
♪ WE ALL HAVE
OUR OWN SWEET DREAM ♪
665
00:30:15,748 --> 00:30:18,181
♪ I DON'T KNOW
WHERE WE SHOULD BE ♪
666
00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:20,083
♪ I'M JUST TRYING
TO LIVE MY LIFE ♪
667
00:30:20,118 --> 00:30:24,638
♪ WELL, IT'S NOT EASY BEING ME ♪
668
00:30:24,673 --> 00:30:26,573
♪ YEAH... ♪
669
00:30:26,609 --> 00:30:27,941
♪ DON'T WANT NO OTHER... ♪
670
00:30:27,977 --> 00:30:30,343
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY... ♪
671
00:30:30,379 --> 00:30:50,530
♪ ♪ ♪
672
00:30:50,565 --> 00:30:53,750
♪ I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU SHOULD BE... ♪
673
00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:55,819
IT'S SHOW TIME, FOLKS.
674
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,189
WHOA!
675
00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:00,357
BIG DEAL NOW!
676
00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:03,326
OKAY, OKAY, WHO'S THE CLOWN?
677
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,545
WHAT HAVE
WE GOT HERE?
678
00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:07,396
ROCK STAR OR SOMETHING, HUH?
679
00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:09,733
COME ON, PUNK,
ARE YOU THE WISE GUY?
680
00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:12,552
WE GOT SOME KIND
OF KILLER HIPPIE HERE.
681
00:31:12,588 --> 00:31:13,820
PEACE, LOVE, PAL.
682
00:31:13,855 --> 00:31:15,839
WHAT TRIBE
ARE YOU FROM?
683
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,408
EXTRATERRESTRIAL, MAN
684
00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:20,059
LIKE PLUTO.
685
00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:21,544
YOU THREW THAT BOTTLE?
686
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:22,646
SO WHAT?
687
00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:25,415
WE'RE A CROWD,
AND YOU'RE JUST ONE.
688
00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:27,850
YOU GOT A POINT THERE.
689
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,669
EASE UP
ON THE DUDE.
690
00:31:29,704 --> 00:31:31,671
HE'S GOT
FLOWER POWER.
691
00:31:31,706 --> 00:31:32,672
I HATE FLOWERS.
692
00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:36,243
COME ON, LET'S DANCE.
693
00:31:36,278 --> 00:31:39,846
THANKS, BUT YOU MIGHT
STEP ON MY TOES.
694
00:31:39,881 --> 00:31:42,749
OH, NONVIOLENCE, MAN.
695
00:31:42,784 --> 00:31:45,819
CHIEF-DON'T-HIT-ME-
IN-THE-FACE.
696
00:31:45,854 --> 00:31:47,387
HEY, EASE UP.
697
00:31:47,423 --> 00:31:48,388
EASE UP.
698
00:31:48,424 --> 00:31:50,424
I'LL BUY YOU A BEER.
699
00:31:54,630 --> 00:31:56,596
Jenko:
OKAY, HANSON,
THAT'S YOUR GUY.
700
00:31:56,632 --> 00:32:00,417
WHY DON'T WE JUST
TAKE HIM IN RIGHT NOW?
701
00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:03,053
BECAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
702
00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:05,221
PENHALL WAS COOL
AND I.D. THE CREEP.
703
00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:08,325
GOING TO HAVE PLENTY
OF CHANCES TO BUST HIM.
704
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,143
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO?
705
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:11,144
YEAH.
706
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:12,145
YEAH?
707
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:14,697
WHAT MIGHT
THAT BE, SPORT?
708
00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:15,865
I'LL MAKE A BUY.
709
00:32:15,901 --> 00:32:17,684
THIS ISN'T
MY FIRST ASSIGNMENT.
710
00:32:17,719 --> 00:32:19,052
I WAS ON PATROL.
711
00:32:19,087 --> 00:32:20,052
OOH, PATROL...
712
00:32:20,088 --> 00:32:22,555
ATE A LOT OF
DOUGHNUTS, RIGHT?
713
00:32:22,590 --> 00:32:25,274
DON'T ACT LIKE
YOU ALWAYS DO THIS.
714
00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:28,879
IT WOULD BE HARD
FOR YOU TO BUY BEER.
715
00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:30,046
YOU OUGHT TO TALK.
716
00:32:30,081 --> 00:32:31,047
FIRST TIME OUT
717
00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:33,450
HE BOUGHT A GRAM
OF BABY LAXATIVE
718
00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:34,818
FOR A HUNDRED BUCKS.
719
00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:35,852
Jenko:
COOL IT.
720
00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:38,188
HERE'S WHAT'S GOING DOWN.
721
00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:39,356
YOU'RE
PENHALL'S CUZ.
722
00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:42,058
YOU'VE BEEN AROUND
THE BLOCK BEFORE.
723
00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:44,127
DON'T COME ON LIKE DICK CLARK
724
00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:46,229
OR THESE CATS WILL MAKE YOU
725
00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:48,031
FASTER THAN GALE SAYERS
726
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:51,034
USED TO RUN FOR
THE CHICAGO BEARS, DIG?
727
00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:52,035
DON'T WORRY.
728
00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:53,870
WE GOT YOU
BACKED UP.
729
00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:55,305
JUST REMEMBER,
NO BUST.
730
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:56,773
WE'RE ONLY DOING THIS
731
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,042
SO YOU DON'T LOOK
LIKE SOME GEEK
732
00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:02,863
THE FIRST TIME YOU TRY
TO MAKE A BUY FOR REAL.
733
00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:03,880
OKAY.
734
00:33:03,916 --> 00:33:05,548
I MEAN IT, HANSON--
NO BUST.
735
00:33:08,954 --> 00:33:10,087
YO, CUZ.
736
00:33:10,122 --> 00:33:12,089
HEY, MY COUSIN'S HERE.
737
00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:14,291
TOMMY, THIS IS JACE.
738
00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:17,627
THE GUY YOU WAS
TELLING ME ABOUT?
739
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,133
COME ON.
740
00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:31,307
YOUR CUZ
SAYS YOU'RE COOL.
741
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:32,475
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
742
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:33,509
A LID?
743
00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:35,445
"A LID"?
744
00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:37,113
WHERE YOU FROM, MAN?
745
00:33:37,148 --> 00:33:38,448
OMAHA?
746
00:33:38,483 --> 00:33:40,250
BUFFALO.
747
00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:41,450
BUFFALO.
748
00:33:41,486 --> 00:33:44,421
FREAKING PLACE MUST BE
STUCK IN A TIME WARP.
749
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:46,656
IT'S $200 AN OUNCE.
750
00:33:46,675 --> 00:33:48,891
YOU GIVE ME THE MONEY.
751
00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:50,427
I WANT TO SEE IT FIRST.
752
00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:52,395
NO, YOU DON'T LOOK AT IT.
753
00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:54,731
FOR $200,
I WANT TO SEE IT FIRST.
754
00:33:58,119 --> 00:33:59,185
OKAY?
755
00:33:59,221 --> 00:34:01,371
LET ME SMELL IT, TOO.
756
00:34:01,406 --> 00:34:04,074
MAN, YOU MUST BE
FROM OMAHA.
757
00:34:13,401 --> 00:34:14,667
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
758
00:34:14,702 --> 00:34:17,921
NO, THE THING IS,
WHAT'S YOURS?
759
00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:19,989
I THINK
YOU'RE A COP.
760
00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:23,276
I DON'T NEED THIS, SCUMBAG.
761
00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:25,729
I CAN GET MY DRUGS FROM ANYBODY.
762
00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:28,698
I STILL THINK YOU'RE A COP.
763
00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:35,172
THEN PULL THE TRIGGER.
764
00:34:44,649 --> 00:34:46,482
NO, YOU AIN'T A COP.
765
00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:48,685
COPS HAVE
TO BE OLD ENOUGH
766
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,605
TO DRIVE AFTER DARK.
767
00:34:58,814 --> 00:35:01,398
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN
768
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:04,467
HOW TO TRUST
THOSE INSTINCTS, JACE.
769
00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:11,591
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
770
00:35:11,627 --> 00:35:13,777
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
771
00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:15,094
ANYTHING YOU SAY
772
00:35:15,129 --> 00:35:17,113
CAN AND WILL BE
USED AGAINST YOU
773
00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:18,781
IN A COURT OF LAW.
774
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,950
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO AN ATTORNEY.
775
00:35:20,986 --> 00:35:22,952
IF YOU CANNOT
AFFORD AN ATTORNEY...
776
00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:25,121
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING, HANSON?!
777
00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:26,623
MAKING AN ARREST!
778
00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:29,159
SUSPECT THREATENED
TO KILL ME...
779
00:35:29,194 --> 00:35:30,293
AFTER THE PURCHASE.
780
00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:31,494
OPEN AND SHUT.
781
00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:34,297
HE SOLICITED SALE
AND WE MADE THE EXCHANGE.
782
00:35:34,332 --> 00:35:35,298
DIDN'T WE, JACE?
783
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:36,932
DIDN'T WE, JACE?!
784
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:40,703
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
GOING TO CHARGE HIM WITH?
785
00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:43,206
ILLEGAL SALE
OF SMELLY SOCKS?
786
00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:44,340
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
787
00:35:44,376 --> 00:35:45,558
WHAT'S THIS?
WHAT'S THIS?
788
00:35:46,728 --> 00:35:47,994
PANAMA BROWN?
789
00:35:48,029 --> 00:35:51,064
WHY DON'T YOU
SAVE THEM, PAL?
790
00:35:51,099 --> 00:35:55,085
I LIKE TO WEAR THE ONES WITH
TURTLES ON THE ANKLE POCKETS.
791
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,253
HE WAS
BURNING YOU, PAL.
792
00:35:57,288 --> 00:35:58,254
HUH?
793
00:35:58,289 --> 00:35:59,255
GOOD WORK.
794
00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:00,890
GOOD WORK, HANSON.
795
00:36:00,926 --> 00:36:02,158
GOOD WORK, MAN.
796
00:36:02,193 --> 00:36:04,227
YOU JUST USED UP
A PUNK
797
00:36:04,262 --> 00:36:06,062
WE'VE BEEN WATCHING
FOR SIX MONTHS
798
00:36:06,098 --> 00:36:07,497
ON AN A.D.W.
799
00:36:07,532 --> 00:36:10,567
IT WILL BE KNOCKED
DOWN TO "BRANDISHING"
BY NOON TOMORROW.
800
00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:12,935
EVEN A BOOT LIKE YOU
SHOULD KNOW THAT.
801
00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:14,270
TAKE HIM IN, ARTIE.
802
00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:15,405
CAPTAIN JENKO,
I'M SORRY.
803
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,408
SAVE IT, AND
DON'T CALL ME "CAPTAIN."
804
00:36:18,443 --> 00:36:20,076
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO DO MY JOB.
805
00:36:20,112 --> 00:36:22,846
TRYING TO COWBOY
THE DEAL IS WHAT!
806
00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:26,599
MAKE A BIG COLLAR,
BE A REAL COP.
807
00:36:26,634 --> 00:36:29,051
NOW I GOT TO
PULL PENHALL OUT
808
00:36:29,087 --> 00:36:31,204
BECAUSE EVERY PUNK
THAT HANGS WITH JACE
809
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,223
WILL MAKE HIM EASIER
THAN ELTON JOHN
810
00:36:34,259 --> 00:36:35,374
IN A HAT SHOP.
811
00:36:35,410 --> 00:36:37,376
LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE, MAN.
812
00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:38,979
LIKE
SPLITSVILLE.
813
00:36:39,014 --> 00:36:40,313
Jenko:
GOOD LICKS!
814
00:36:40,348 --> 00:36:41,982
GOOD LICKS,
HANSON.
815
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:09,042
( burglar alarm ringing )
816
00:37:23,558 --> 00:37:25,508
( engine sputtering )
817
00:37:31,949 --> 00:37:34,734
OKAY, TRY THAT NOW.
818
00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:38,104
( engine sputtering )
819
00:37:38,140 --> 00:37:39,139
NOTHING.
820
00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,023
THAT'S A NICE CAR
YOU GOT THERE, DOUG.
821
00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:43,026
IT'S NOT MINE.
822
00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:45,028
IT'S HOFFS'.
823
00:37:45,063 --> 00:37:47,596
REALLY?
824
00:37:50,318 --> 00:37:51,467
REALLY?
825
00:37:51,502 --> 00:37:52,802
Penhall:
TRY IT AGAIN.
826
00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:54,137
( engine sputtering )
827
00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:55,471
THIS IS YOUR CAR?
828
00:37:55,506 --> 00:37:56,639
WHAT'S LEFT OF IT.
829
00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:57,807
REALLY?
830
00:37:57,842 --> 00:37:59,209
YEAH, REALLY.
831
00:37:59,244 --> 00:38:02,044
THEY WERE ALL OUT
OF THOSE PURPLE CADDYS
832
00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:04,180
WITH FUR AROUND THE MIRROR.
833
00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:06,282
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING?
834
00:38:06,317 --> 00:38:09,152
MUST RAISE HELL
WITH YOUR IMAGE.
835
00:38:14,475 --> 00:38:16,276
TRY IT AGAIN.
836
00:38:17,512 --> 00:38:21,164
( engine starts )
837
00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:24,283
FLOAT WAS STUCK
IN THE CARB.
838
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,607
WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?
839
00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:33,843
Jenko:
OKAY, LET'S RUN THIS DOWN.
840
00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:38,314
HOFFS, WHAT'S WITH GETTING
AN "A+" ON YOUR BOOK REPORT?
841
00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:40,784
EVERYTHING'S PRETTY STEADY
OVER AT BENNETT HIGH.
842
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:41,951
I HAD TIME.
843
00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,887
MIGHT EVEN MAKE HONOR ROLL.
844
00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:48,108
IT'S VERY UNUSUAL
FOR HONOR ROLL STUDENTS
845
00:38:48,143 --> 00:38:49,892
TO HANG OUT
WITH FELONS.
846
00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:51,628
WATCH YOUR PROFILE,
PEACHES.
847
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,613
PENHALL, WHAT'S SHAKING
WITH YOU, BUD?
848
00:38:53,648 --> 00:38:56,099
I FIGURED WITH JACE
OUT OF THE MIX
849
00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:57,100
AND MY COVER BLOWN
850
00:38:57,135 --> 00:38:59,835
I COULD PLAY GOLF FOR
THE REST OF THE SEMESTER.
851
00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:01,270
YEAH, WELL, FIGURE AGAIN.
852
00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:03,105
BOB HOPE PLAYS GOLF.
853
00:39:03,141 --> 00:39:04,974
BUT DON'T
SWEAT IT, BUD.
854
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:07,443
WE'LL FIND A PLACE FOR YOU.
855
00:39:07,478 --> 00:39:08,777
IOKI, WHAT'S HAPPENING
856
00:39:08,813 --> 00:39:10,012
ON THE HILL?
857
00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:13,582
I GOT MY DUDES SET UP
AT CLEVELAND HIGH
858
00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:15,084
FOR SOME QUANTITY.
859
00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:17,504
I'M WAITING FOR CLEARANCE
ON THAT SIX GRAND.
860
00:39:17,539 --> 00:39:22,525
HANSON, YOU'RE GOING TO GET
YOUR FEET WET AT AMHERST HIGH.
861
00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:25,094
HANSON, YOU'RE A DISCIPLINARY
TRANSFER FROM WILCOX
862
00:39:25,129 --> 00:39:30,300
WITH A SUSPECTED DRUG PROBLEM
AND A VERY BAD ATTITUDE, DIG?
863
00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:33,035
EVERYTHING YOU NEED
TO KNOW IS IN THIS DEAL.
864
00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:35,722
READ IT CAREFULLY,
HANSON.
865
00:39:35,757 --> 00:39:38,641
AND PLEASE,
DO ME A FAVOR?
866
00:39:38,676 --> 00:39:42,295
TRY NOT TO BLOW
YOUR COVER ON THE FIRST DAY.
867
00:39:42,330 --> 00:39:43,730
OKEY-DOKEY.
868
00:39:43,765 --> 00:39:47,350
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING HEAVY GOING
ON AT AMHERST...
869
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:49,018
THAT WE KNOW OF.
870
00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:52,822
SO JUST KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN,
STAY OUT OF TROUBLE,
871
00:39:52,857 --> 00:39:55,058
AND REMEMBER, YOU'RE STILL
IN TRAINING.
872
00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:57,010
Penhall:
LET'S GO DO IT!
873
00:39:57,045 --> 00:39:59,362
( howling )
874
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:02,048
I'M GLAD HE'S ON OUR SIDE.
875
00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:03,633
( rock music playing )
876
00:40:03,668 --> 00:40:07,954
Man:
♪ PUT MY FEET ON THE FLOOR,
I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE ♪
877
00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:11,808
♪ IT'S 6:00 A.M.,
I THINK I'M INSANE ♪
878
00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:16,362
♪ IT'S LIKE A JUNGLE OUT THERE,
I CAN'T HIDE, DON'T KNOW WHERE ♪
879
00:40:16,398 --> 00:40:20,299
♪ JUST NEED SOME SPACE
TO DO MY THING ♪
880
00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:23,286
♪ GOT TO KNOW WHERE TO RUN TO ♪
881
00:40:23,321 --> 00:40:25,905
♪ YOU GOT TO KNOW
WHERE TO HIDE... ♪
882
00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:27,340
♪ ♪ ♪
883
00:40:27,375 --> 00:40:31,711
♪ MMM-HMM, YOU GOT
TO KNOW WHERE TO RUN TO ♪
884
00:40:31,746 --> 00:40:34,681
♪ GOT TO KNOW WHERE TO HIDE ♪
885
00:40:34,716 --> 00:40:36,482
♪ UH-HUH... ♪
886
00:40:41,706 --> 00:40:45,941
SORRY, BOY, BUT YOU
CAN'T PARK THERE.
887
00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:48,127
OH, YEAH? I'M NEW.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
888
00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:50,847
IF YOU WANT TO GET OLD,
YOU KNOW NOW.
889
00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,598
MOVE THAT PIECE OF TIN.
890
00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:55,568
I DON'T WANT IT
STINKING UP MY SPOT.
891
00:40:56,905 --> 00:40:58,404
YO!
892
00:41:05,096 --> 00:41:07,146
YOU DON'T WANT TO PARK IT THERE.
893
00:41:07,181 --> 00:41:08,364
MIGHT GET HURT.
894
00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:10,099
ME OR THE CAR?
895
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:11,884
YOU HEARD THE MAN.
896
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,102
MOVE IT!
897
00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:20,743
NO, THANKS, MAN.
898
00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:22,245
I'M TRYING TO QUIT.
899
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,314
( crowd exclaiming )
900
00:41:30,888 --> 00:41:32,188
( crowd cheering )
901
00:41:32,224 --> 00:41:33,656
MOVE IT!
902
00:41:48,857 --> 00:41:50,656
( crowd shouting )
903
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,628
YOU'RE DEAD, BOY.
904
00:41:55,663 --> 00:41:57,880
( crowd cheering and shouting )
905
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:09,626
BREAK IT UP!
906
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,664
ALL RIGHT, WHO STARTED IT?
907
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:15,831
STARTED WHAT?
908
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,499
THE GUY'S A FRIEND.
909
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,001
THAT RIGHT, TYRELL?
910
00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:21,153
( crowd laughing )
911
00:42:21,189 --> 00:42:23,273
WHO ARE YOU?
912
00:42:23,308 --> 00:42:25,407
TOM BAUER. I'M NEW HERE.
913
00:42:25,443 --> 00:42:28,460
MAKE A HELL
OF A FIRST IMPRESSION.
914
00:42:28,496 --> 00:42:30,045
WHO STARTED IT?
915
00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:38,988
BOTH OF YOU,
JAKE SHAFFER'S OFFICE.
916
00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:40,523
MOVE IT!
917
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:43,793
PARK THE RIDE.
918
00:42:45,530 --> 00:42:48,831
Shaffer:
JUST MINUTES INTO THE FIRST QUARTER ON A MONDAY MORNING
919
00:42:48,866 --> 00:42:51,950
I ALREADY GOT TWO PLAYERS OUT OF BOUNDS.
920
00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:56,438
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO THROW
THE FLAG ON YOU, TYRELL.
921
00:42:56,474 --> 00:42:59,108
TWO WEEKS' DETENTION
922
00:42:59,143 --> 00:43:01,010
AND I GOT
TO SEND A REPORT
923
00:43:01,046 --> 00:43:04,113
TO YOUR PROBATION
OFFICER, TOO.
924
00:43:04,148 --> 00:43:06,782
HE'S NOT GOING
TO LIKE THAT.
925
00:43:06,818 --> 00:43:11,120
MIGHT EVEN MAKE YOU
PARK THAT FERRARI
OUT IN THE BULLPEN.
926
00:43:11,155 --> 00:43:14,323
YOU GET YOUR HANDS
OFF ME, BOY.
927
00:43:16,995 --> 00:43:19,495
NOW YOU GET OUT OF HERE.
928
00:43:37,081 --> 00:43:42,351
THIS IS NOT A REAL IMPRESSIVE
COMPLETION RECORD, BAUER.
929
00:43:42,387 --> 00:43:47,523
SEEMS LIKE AT WILCOX HIGH YOU
THREW A LOT OF INTERCEPTIONS.
930
00:43:47,559 --> 00:43:48,992
A REAL TOUGH GUY, HUH?
931
00:43:49,027 --> 00:43:50,326
NOT TO MENTION--
932
00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:54,963
A COUPLE NOTES HERE
ABOUT A WHIFF PROBLEM.
933
00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:58,201
FOR ME, GETTING UP FOR
THE GAME WAS A SPIRITUAL THING.
934
00:43:58,236 --> 00:44:01,604
I DON'T PLAY A LOT OF SPORTS.
935
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,756
WE GOT A "TOUGH LOVE"
PROGRAM AT AMHERST.
936
00:44:04,792 --> 00:44:07,676
I EXPECT YOU
AND YOUR OLD MAN
937
00:44:07,712 --> 00:44:09,879
TO MAKE IT
TOMORROW NIGHT.
938
00:44:09,914 --> 00:44:12,115
OR I'LL THROW YOU
OUT OF THE LEAGUE.
939
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,566
WELL, THANK YOU, SIR
940
00:44:13,601 --> 00:44:17,603
BUT MY FATHER WORKS NIGHTS
AND CAN'T MAKE IT.
941
00:44:17,639 --> 00:44:19,755
MAKE HIM MAKE IT.
942
00:44:25,847 --> 00:44:28,647
Kenny:
COME ON, WAXER.
943
00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:30,015
LEAVE ME ALONE, MAN.
944
00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:36,439
YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT
HERE AT AMHERST, BOY.
945
00:44:36,474 --> 00:44:39,909
YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT
A LOT, IF YOU LIKE DYING.
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