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- OK!
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Don't know how many of you
are new and how many of you
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have been with us
from the start,
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but I am Laura Hollis.
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Yes, theLaura Hollis
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who recently got famous, or...
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"internet famous"
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because my university pals and I
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vlogged ourselves
saving the world.
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[people screaming]
[demonic snarling]
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See, back in my freshman year,
we discovered
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that our Austrian university
was actually being
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run by an evil dean
and her vampire cult.
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Naturally.
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They'd been sacrificing girls
to this...
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monstrous creature
under the campus
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for centuries, and I was next.
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Really should've
gone to that safety school.
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Anyway....
The dean sent Carmilla.
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- I'm your new roommate,
sweetheart.
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- A 300-year old vampire
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with a checkered past
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and centuries worth of victims
to kidnap me.
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There was just one little snag
with that plan.
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Carm and I fell in love.
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Carm turned her back
on the evil dean,
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and with a little help
from our friends,
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Laf, Perry, Kirsch,
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Mel and Danny,
we saved the school...
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...and the world.
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For stopping the apocalypse,
Carm earned herself
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a magical, human life.
A vampire no more!
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A chance to...
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start again and leave
the crimes of her past behind,
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and for us to figure out...
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...whatever happens next.
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[uplifting music]
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[thunder cracking]
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[sharp inhale]
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OK...
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Weird.
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♪♪♪
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Old-timey and weird.
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[door creaking]
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Hello?
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[ethereal music]
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Ghost lady?
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[dramatic music]
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♪♪♪
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[gasping]
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- You're wearing my brooch.
- Oh, Carm!
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[sighing]
- Did I scare you, my pet?
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- You think, sneaking around
dressed like Lizzie Borden?
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Wait...
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Why are you dressed
like Lizzie Borden?
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- You mustn't be afraid.
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- Why would I be afraid?
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- We shall die as lovers may.
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Die together...
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...so that we may live together.
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[snarling]
[dramatic music]
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[gulping]
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[sharp inhale]
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[sighing]
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Welcome back, Cream Puff.
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- I think your horror movies
are giving me nightmares.
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- Oh, well...
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Life's rough
like that sometimes.
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[chainsaw revving on TV]
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Come on!
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How long does it take
to kill one limping teenager?
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Is this guy on a coffee break?
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- [woman]: Get in the car!
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- So, what happened?
Did you get scooped up
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by that talking goat again?
[chuckling]
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- No. I dreamed you
were a vampire.
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It was very...
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blast from your
gothic horror past.
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There was this old house,
and then you...
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...then you were actually
kind of scary.
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- I hurt you?
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- In a dream.
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Come on, it was probably a...
subconscious fascination
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with Victorian murders.
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Or, uh... corsets.
- Mmm!
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Well, no need to go
digging around in the past.
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We have it much better now.
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- No arguments here.
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So long, hammer horror!
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Hello, rom-com.
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[chainsaw revving on TV]
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[screaming on TV]
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[heavenly music]
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♪♪♪
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- ♪♪ We could live
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♪ Forever, and suffer
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♪♪♪
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♪ Die as one,
together ♪
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♪ As lovers
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♪ Oh, oh, oh
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
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[harmonizing]
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♪♪♪
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♪ Love will be cruel
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♪ To who it entices
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[harmonizing]
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♪♪♪
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♪ Love will have
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♪ Its sacrifices ♪
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♪♪♪
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[rapid footfalls]
[heavy breathing]
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[eerie music]
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♪♪♪
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[dramatic music]
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[gasping]
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[sighing]
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[kiss sound]
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[birds chirping]
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[sighing]
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- How now, brown cow.
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How now, brown cow!
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Happy anniversary,
faithful viewers!
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I know. I know, I know, I know.
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I'm behind on my posts,
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but I would never miss this,
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because five years ago today,
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a rag-tag bunch of
undergraduates stopped the dean
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of their evil university
from unleashing hell on earth!
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Or... mostly stopped. You can't
really blame us for Antarctica.
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And where are they now,
you might ask?
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Well, let's check in
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with a very special
five-year retrospective.
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And then we will cut to...
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[upbeat music]
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♪♪♪
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First up is Lafontaine
and Perry, who,
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as you'll recall, transferred
to occult studies at Berkeley
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and then started Laferry
Industries, where they've
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been revolutionizing
life with the supernatural
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with products like their hemo-
soy vegan vampire supplements
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ever since. They've got
this huge meeting
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with a megacorporation that
wants to buy their start-up.
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I'm so proud!
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Speaking of super-successful
people, you guys remember Danny,
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my lit TA turned stalwart ally
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turned repentant vampire
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has turned into...
a vampire rights advocate.
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And what retrospective
would be complete
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without a look at
how Mel and Kirsch and I
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leveraged our amateur coverage
of the almost apocalypse
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into a career in local news.
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And if you're morbidly curious,
here are some clips!
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Today, we explore the fast-paced
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world of floral arrangements.
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Cranberry bannock.
Ceramic cephalopod.
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So... yeah.
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I've not quite
achieved Lois Lane-dom.
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But never fear!
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It is all part
of my five-year plan.
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Yeah. Um...
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after Carm and I took
our glorious gap year,
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it was time to start real life.
So, we moved home to TO.
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I finished my degree,
stuck my foot in the door.
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Now, I'm just waiting
for my big break,
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busting open some huge Woodward
and Bernstein-style scandal
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and being moved up
to the city desk.
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Admittedly, I have been...
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waiting a while for that one.
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But, uh, you know,
that's what you do in life.
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You pay your dues.
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Unless you're a former vampire
with 300 years of sunshine
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and culinary history
to catch up on.
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So, what has our Carm been up to
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as a living, breathing human?
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She's definitely taking
advantage of ye olde
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vampire trust fund.
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Bakery-based gluttony: check.
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Sun-tanning sloth: check.
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I-have-a-pulse-now lust.
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Well...
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[chuckling]
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Actually, I can't really
complain about that last one.
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Yeah.
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Unless you count
starring in my spooky dreams,
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it's been a bit more pastry
than purpose lately.
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But... today's retrospective
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is all about perspective.
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We are going to get our heroine
back on track.
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But... where to start
such a conversation?
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Where else?
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With dessert! Ha ha!
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- Mmm...
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Have you been baking?
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- Happy re-birthday!
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[giggling]
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It's a...
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like a...
like a birthday,
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but for your rebirth...
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because...
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five years ago,
you got a life.
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Not like a '90s "Get a life!"
but you know, um...
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Literally.
- Hm.
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How very Lewis Carroll.
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- So...
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speaking of five years,
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I was thinking that we
could talk about five years
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in the other direction.
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'Cause you've been
through a lot.
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Not just Silas,
but... death.
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And the French Revolution.
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So... it's completely
understandable that you're
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feeling a little lost.
- Lost?
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- OK, maybe not lost, but...
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maybe a little...
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...aimless.
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- Laura, are you
staging an intervention
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because you think
I'm wasting my life?
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- No!
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Maybe.
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It's just...
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You aren't immortal anymore.
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And I know that you
want to make the most
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of our lives together--
- Is there something wrong
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with those lives being fun?
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- No...
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but I think it's possible
to have fun and...
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- And did I go to that
supernatural therapist?
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- One time.
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You said you couldn't
take advice
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from someone born
after the moon landing.
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- Mhm.
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And do I pester you
because you would rather
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spend your days
in a news cubicle
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instead of on a beach
in the South of France?
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- No, you don't. It's just...
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- It's just...
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you like making plans,
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and I love that about you.
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But...
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I don't know.
It's my re-birthday.
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So...
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I wanna spend it
enjoying our lives.
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Preferably...
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somewhere with a... patio
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and an extensive wine selection.
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♪♪♪
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And chocolates.
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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[sharp inhale]
[thunder rumbling]
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[eerie music]
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- Carm?
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- Shh...
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You're dreaming.
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- Oh.
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Right.
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- You are mine.
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You shall be mine.
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You and I are one...
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...forever.
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- Something tells me
I'm gonna like this dream.
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[rising music]
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♪♪♪
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CARM! What are you doing?!
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[hissing]
CARM!
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Hey! Hey!
It's me! It's me!
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- Laura, your neck...
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Oh, God!
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00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,658
- What is going on?
271
00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,664
- Have you been in close
proximity to any vampires
272
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:45,667
or vampire by-products
in the past two or three months?
273
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,017
- Oh, you mean when a Sumerian
goddess turned me again
274
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,193
last week? Must've
slipped my mind.
275
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,195
- I see the sarcasm
hasn't suffered.
276
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,415
- Thanks for taking time out
of your meeting prep to help us.
277
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,331
- For you guys... anything.
- Of course.
278
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,420
We're probably over-prepared.
279
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,726
- Something's definitely off
with Carm.
280
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,643
- For those of us
without a fancy cyborg eye?
281
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,036
- Right. Um...
282
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:12,650
This is Carm, and she's,
well, dead except...
283
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,914
- Except the resurrection spell
is still running inside her,
284
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,046
making her a living human.
- It makes her heart beat,
285
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,874
hair grow, and all
the other things
286
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,877
a regular human body does.
- Yeah, like a magic battery.
287
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,879
- I thought we agreed
we wouldn't call it that.
288
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,315
- My vote's still
with "life force".
289
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,448
- No, that's even worse.
- Ooh! What about, um,
290
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:30,016
what about your spark?
- Hm! Does pretty much work
291
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,061
like an ignition.
- [Laura]: Spark it is!
292
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,063
Spark, spark, spark!
- I hope
293
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,325
you're enjoying yourselves.
294
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,545
- Uh...
295
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,809
Carmilla's spark is going out.
296
00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:43,812
- What's wrong with it?
- It's producing a sort
297
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,857
of electrical discharge
that's making it flicker,
298
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,295
and since it's
what's keeping her human,
299
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,862
when it flickers, she...
- Vamps out.
300
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:54,388
- OK, so...
301
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,130
How do we get my...
302
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,395
..."spark" to stop flickering?
303
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,484
- We'll have to run
some more tests.
304
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:06,574
- And in the meantime, Carm just
keeps randomly vamping out?
305
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,532
What are we supposed
to do about that?
306
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:12,710
[sighing]
307
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,495
- ♪♪ Hundreds of miles, yeah
308
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,279
♪ You cry like a baby
309
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,760
♪ You plead with me,
Shout, scream ♪
310
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:21,023
♪ Tell me I'm staying
311
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:24,287
♪ I know, I know, I know
312
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,115
♪ I'm still your love
- Ow!
313
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:27,987
♪♪♪
314
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,294
- ♪ Back from the last place
315
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,383
[animal squeaking]
♪ That I wanted to fake you
316
00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:36,778
♪ Laugh with me, shout, scream
Now tell me you're staying ♪
317
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:40,825
♪ I know, I know, I know
318
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,479
♪ You're still my love ♪
319
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:43,828
♪♪♪
320
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:46,005
[indistinct speaking]
321
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,963
First of all, she's jazzed.
322
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,573
Like, "Oh, there'll be
blueberry pie, right?
323
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,140
I'm into the bluebs."
And then to top it all off,
324
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,794
I get to the fridge,
and he's just...
325
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:55,710
Carm?
326
00:16:57,929 --> 00:17:00,149
You OK?
327
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:03,500
- Sure, just... grappling
with an aversion to daylight
328
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,154
and cravings for blood.
329
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,763
- Hey...
330
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,766
Laf is gonna
figure something out.
331
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:11,204
- I know, it's just...
332
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,336
this was supposed
to be done.
333
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,164
You know...
334
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:18,559
the bloodlust,
the self-loathing,
335
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,040
the sleeping tied to a chair
in my own bedroom.
336
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,128
- That one might be overkill.
337
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,786
You've never had a problem
controlling yourself before.
338
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,356
Unless you count
dream Carm chasing me
339
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,663
through discount
Transylvania all...
340
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,839
"You are mine.
You shall be mine."
341
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,624
- Wait. What did you just say?
342
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,627
- "You are mine.
You shall be mine.
343
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:46,108
You and I are
one forever."
344
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,681
Carm, what is going on?
345
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,684
It was just some
silly Dracu-poetry
346
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:58,686
my brain coughed up
for atmosphere.
347
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,386
What are you looking for?
[sighing]
348
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,823
[suspenseful music]
349
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,869
♪♪♪
350
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,220
That house.
351
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,048
- This is where
Elle and I lived.
352
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,443
Was this the manor
in your dreams?
353
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,058
- So this place Laura's been
dreaming about, the manor,
354
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,929
it's real?
- Not just the manor.
355
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:29,020
- Carm thinks that,
from what I'm describing,
356
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,631
- the house, the clothes,
what she says -
357
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:33,199
that I'm dreaming things
that really happened...
358
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,376
...150 years ago...
359
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,247
...to Elle.
360
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,731
- Am I supposed to know
who Elle is?
361
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,864
- Elle, the girl Carm
turned on her mother
362
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,083
and stopped being evil for?
363
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,780
- That wasn't Laura?
364
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:52,000
- Carmilla's epic first love?
365
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,089
- Also not Laura?
366
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,265
- Remember our first year
at Silas, those weird dreams
367
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,267
I was having?
- Only they weren't dreams,
368
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,139
they were warnings
from Carm's...
369
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,057
- So you think the dreams
are from Elle?
370
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:09,278
Didn't she like, sparkle off
into floaty white nothingness
371
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,367
after Carmilla killed
the giant angler fish god?
372
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:14,153
How is that a sentence
I end up saying?
373
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:14,979
- Only one way to find out.
374
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:17,939
We go back to the scene
of the crime.
375
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,637
- If it's ghosts we can test
the new spectrometer...
376
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:23,553
[voices fading]
377
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:26,295
- Carm?
- Ooh! Then off-ty off we go!
378
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,341
- Yeah. I'm...
379
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,952
gonna go crack
another bottle of hemo-soy.
380
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,047
- Hey.
381
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,137
I'm sorry about the whole
"scene of the crime" thing.
382
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,880
I know what happened between
you and Elle was complicated.
383
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,969
I shouldn't have said that.
- No...
384
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,840
the scene of the crime
is exactly what it is.
385
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,755
You saw those dreams.
386
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:53,366
You know I...
387
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,368
...hurt her.
388
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:57,631
Hurt you.
389
00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,546
- You didn't mean to.
390
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,027
Maybe there's a silver lining
in all of this.
391
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,726
If this is Elle trying
to warn us about something,
392
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,597
maybe you can... help her.
393
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,033
- I'm done being a vampire.
394
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:13,342
I'm done dredging up
the past. I'm... done
395
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,997
with well-meaning
therapists saying,
396
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,565
"Close your eyes and think
of those you've wronged
397
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:21,176
while I light up
this funky incense."
398
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,224
- That's right.
399
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:28,052
We have plans, and goals.
400
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,925
And a colour-coded chart,
401
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,623
none of which features
some... mystery
402
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,583
from your past stealing
the life that you earned.
403
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,325
So we are gonna figure out
404
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,805
who or what is doing this,
and then we are gonna--
405
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:44,373
- Gruesomely murder them--
- Stop them.
406
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,943
We're goin' back to Styria.
407
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,903
[upbeat music]
408
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,079
♪♪♪
409
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,174
- [Kirsch]: Where are we going?
- [Laura]: Styria!
410
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,089
- [Kirsch]: Why are we going?
- [Laura]: To stop Carm
411
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,004
from re-vamping!
- [Kirsch]: OK, but really,
412
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,789
why go to the bad place
with the monsters?
413
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,573
- [Laura]: Because of Elle's
manor. It's in my dreams.
414
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:13,576
It's all connected. And it's
our only lead! Ha ha!
415
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,709
- [Kirsch]: Ooh, schnitzel!
416
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,888
[rousing music]
417
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,760
♪♪♪
418
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:40,603
[record scratching]
[panting]
419
00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,692
How much farther
'til we get to this place!?
420
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,391
- It's just...
421
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,306
- Right around the corner.
422
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:56,750
- Oh, yeah! That's cool, Laura.
I got your bag. Yeah.
423
00:21:56,793 --> 00:22:00,014
[birds chirping]
424
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,929
[eerie music]
425
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:03,974
♪♪♪
426
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,377
- You don't have to do this
if you don't want.
427
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,423
You can just stay here
if it's too much.
428
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:20,513
- Hm. And leave you alone
429
00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:22,515
to explore the mystery mansion?
430
00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,604
Hard pass.
431
00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:33,526
[door creaking]
Hello?
432
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,892
♪♪♪
433
00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:06,167
- [Kirsch]: Hellooo?
Knock knock?
434
00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,475
Elle's manor's pretty cool.
435
00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:11,564
- I guess, if you dig
the Herring Hall vibe.
436
00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:13,740
- Hello?
437
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:16,525
Anybody?
438
00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:18,353
- I'm calling it. This place
is totally haunted.
439
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,661
- You don't know that!
Maybe it's just... creaky.
440
00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:24,533
It's a lovely example
of a 19th-centry schloss.
441
00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:26,405
- Ha. Schloss.
442
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,146
- This is exactly like my dream.
It's beautiful.
443
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,322
I mean, abandoned and dusty,
444
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:33,324
but... beautiful.
445
00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:35,544
- Oh, well, we can
deal with the dust.
446
00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:37,241
- Tell me you did not
bring an entire bag
447
00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:39,243
of cleaning supplies.
- Of course I did.
448
00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:40,636
Do you know what dust
does to expensive equipment?
449
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,336
- We have EMF detectors, Geiger
counters, various spectrometers.
450
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,164
- You didn't think maybe
we'd need some actual weapons?
451
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,036
- Well, knowledge
is really less...
452
00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:51,038
- Pretty sure weapons
are the best weapon.
453
00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:54,302
Look at this princess.
Carbon-fibre limbs,
454
00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:56,304
80-pound draw weight,
455
00:23:56,347 --> 00:23:58,306
capable of shooting
160 feet per second.
456
00:23:58,349 --> 00:24:00,090
I call her...
457
00:24:00,134 --> 00:24:01,352
Gertrude.
458
00:24:01,396 --> 00:24:03,616
- How excessive.
- Excessive?
459
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,748
Do you remember senior year?
460
00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:08,621
You were possessed
by Carmilla's mom, the evil god
461
00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:10,971
who forced the entire student
body -including me- to dig a pit
462
00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:13,582
to the literal gates of Hell. Or
how about that time Lafontaine
463
00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:16,193
got brain-sucked by the giant
angler fish monster?
464
00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:18,195
Or how about the time
that the evil baron
465
00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:20,589
tried to execute Carmilla?
Or that time that Laura sorta,
466
00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:22,765
kinda, I don't know, died?
- We do have
467
00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:25,594
a lot of back story.
[clattering]
468
00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:28,162
[thunder cracking]
- [mumbling]: Fine.
469
00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:30,120
Fine. Haunted.
- Tell me at least
470
00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:31,774
you two packed some heat?
- Uh, I know Krav Maga.
471
00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:34,603
I am a weapon.
I brought walkie-talkies
472
00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,605
and flashlights for everyone.
473
00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:38,477
There's no cell service
out here.
474
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,782
They're gonna come in handy.
- How about you, Jughead?
475
00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:43,046
Oh. Vincent Van Bro
brought beer.
476
00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:48,051
Is that her?
- Yeah.
477
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:53,013
Let's search this place!
- For a girl
478
00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:55,189
who died 150 years ago?
479
00:24:55,232 --> 00:24:57,670
[zipping]
- Better not keep her waiting.
480
00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:59,498
[thunder cracking]
481
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:01,456
[eerie music]
482
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,024
♪♪♪
483
00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:06,722
[door creaking]
484
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:13,990
[spectrometer crackling]
485
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,309
[door creaking]
486
00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:50,070
[thunder cracking]
487
00:25:56,032 --> 00:25:58,600
- Is that you?
- It was.
488
00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:12,092
- We should be safe to push
the meeting to next week,
don't you think?
489
00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:13,702
- Do we have to talk
about this right now?
490
00:26:13,746 --> 00:26:15,530
- The single most important
meeting of our careers?
491
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,532
- Per, we are searching
a haunted castle for ghosts.
492
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,882
This is literally the reason
we started the company.
493
00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:21,884
- But if we had more resources--
- Hold on, I think I got a hit.
494
00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:23,625
[alarm]
No, it's gone now.
495
00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,714
- Well, now, see, as part
of Intrigue, we'd have all
496
00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:27,716
the equipment, we could scan
the house in like, two seconds!
497
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,414
- Yeah. I get it, but we're not
selling out right this second.
498
00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:32,112
So can we focus
on the task at hand?
499
00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:35,028
Let's check out
the next room.
500
00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:42,470
[door creaking]
[dramatic music]
501
00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:49,172
[thunder cracking]
502
00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:55,439
- Looking forward to seeing her?
503
00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,267
Elle, I mean?
504
00:26:57,311 --> 00:26:59,356
I wouldn't blame you
if you were.
505
00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:02,142
- Honestly, I'd rather not.
506
00:27:03,143 --> 00:27:05,493
What am I supposed to say?
507
00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:07,277
Sorry I lied to you
and sacrificed you
508
00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:09,236
to a giant fish monster?
509
00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:11,673
I doubt there's a Hallmark card.
510
00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:14,720
- It wasn't all your fault.
511
00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:31,171
[screaming]
512
00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:33,347
[beeping]
513
00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:35,349
- I told her these
were gonna come in handy!
514
00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:37,656
- [Ghosts! The schloss
is full of ghosts!]
515
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,309
[crash of thunder]
[gasping]
516
00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:43,009
- GHOST! Ghost!
517
00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:45,011
Everyone, come on! Come on!
- Haunted house!
518
00:27:45,054 --> 00:27:47,448
Totally called it!
- Where do we go?!
519
00:27:47,491 --> 00:27:49,450
- Go!
- Holy crap! Oh, crap!
520
00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:52,453
- Go, go!
- Perry, do something!
- Go, go, go, go!
521
00:27:52,496 --> 00:27:55,151
- God, it's stuck!
- Come on!
522
00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:57,197
[indistinct shouting]
523
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,852
- Ghosts! Ghosts!
Guys! Guys!
524
00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:04,813
- Let me out!
- Oh! Oh!
525
00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:06,728
Ooh!
- Uh, guys...
526
00:28:06,772 --> 00:28:09,078
[indistinct whispering]
527
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,998
Um...
528
00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:17,739
Hi.
529
00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:19,828
I'm Laura. These
are my friends...
530
00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:21,438
and we'd be thrilled
531
00:28:21,482 --> 00:28:23,614
if you'd abandon your plans
to gruesomely murder us.
532
00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:26,661
- Hello, Miss Karnstein.
533
00:28:28,097 --> 00:28:29,098
- Hello...
534
00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:33,668
Wait. I know you.
535
00:28:34,887 --> 00:28:36,149
How do I know you?
536
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,065
- Oh, dear.
Well, this is awkward.
537
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,242
We imagined you'd recall--
538
00:28:42,285 --> 00:28:44,679
- Killing us.
539
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,116
- I'm Charlotte.
This is my sister, Emily.
540
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:51,555
- Carmilla killed you?
- Oh... no, not quite, exactly.
541
00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:54,167
Her mother did
the actual deed.
542
00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:56,125
- You're the girls
543
00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:58,127
who were sacrificed
to the Deep One.
544
00:28:58,171 --> 00:29:00,913
[dramatic music]
545
00:29:00,956 --> 00:29:01,914
- Yes.
546
00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:04,351
We are the victims
547
00:29:04,394 --> 00:29:06,353
of Carmilla Karnstein...
548
00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:13,490
...and we'd like
to invite you to dinner.
549
00:29:17,059 --> 00:29:19,540
It's wonderful that you've
all been able to join us.
550
00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:24,806
And naturally, we're so glad
you've arrived in time.
551
00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:27,504
- We've been waiting for weeks.
552
00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:29,855
- For us?
- For Miss Karnstein.
553
00:29:29,898 --> 00:29:32,683
We hoped once she realized
what had happened, she'd return.
554
00:29:32,727 --> 00:29:35,251
- Hold up. Did you just confess
555
00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:37,819
to flipping the vampire switch
on our girl Carm here?
556
00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:40,039
- Oh. Goodness, no.
We couldn't have.
557
00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:41,736
What little research
558
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,739
we have been able to perform
suggests it was Miss Karnstein's
559
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,350
life force that pulled us
into the physical world.
560
00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:50,397
Until a few weeks ago,
561
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,878
we were trapped in a
nightmare land, doomed
562
00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:54,880
to endlessly repeat
our greatest regret.
563
00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:57,970
- This nightmare afterlife, is
it more of a Jungian-unconscious
564
00:29:58,013 --> 00:30:00,450
or a through-the-looking-glass-
to-hell situation?
565
00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:01,756
- Stop that!
566
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,540
It's not polite to pry
into other people's
567
00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:05,934
unspeakable suffering.
- Why would you be connected
568
00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:07,936
to Carmilla's human life?
- Ah.
569
00:30:09,155 --> 00:30:12,462
We think it might be
because it was
570
00:30:12,506 --> 00:30:15,248
Miss Karnstein who--
- She's the reason we died.
571
00:30:17,163 --> 00:30:18,904
- Yes.
572
00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:21,994
The family here offered my
sister and I a place to lodge.
573
00:30:22,037 --> 00:30:23,996
- They neglected to mention
the vampire cult.
574
00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:26,737
- Same thing happened with
my college acceptance letter.
575
00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:29,262
- You said you knew the family.
Does that mean
576
00:30:29,305 --> 00:30:30,916
that you knew Elle?
577
00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:33,919
- Miss Sheridan.
578
00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:36,356
- Ah. Yes. We knew her.
579
00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:41,230
- But she isn't here with you?
- No.
580
00:30:42,231 --> 00:30:43,580
She isn't with us.
581
00:30:45,408 --> 00:30:47,367
- But...
582
00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:49,630
we're thrilled that you are!
583
00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:51,632
[sighing]
- OK. That's it.
584
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,069
What's with the Stepford act?
585
00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:56,898
I got you and
your sister killed.
586
00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:58,944
- Yes, but you're here now.
587
00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:00,859
And according to
this spell book,
588
00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:03,165
we need you,
Carmilla, here
589
00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:05,907
to perform the ritual
that will let us move on.
590
00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:09,998
- I don't suppose
I could take a crack
591
00:31:10,042 --> 00:31:11,608
at deciphering the book?
- Oh!
592
00:31:11,652 --> 00:31:14,524
Please, do. I've
deciphered what I can,
593
00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:16,744
but I'm hardly
an adept. Ah...
594
00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:19,181
From what I can tell,
if we move on,
595
00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:22,184
your vampire symptoms
will go away.
596
00:31:22,228 --> 00:31:24,491
I assume that's why
you've come?
597
00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:26,928
Haven't you?
598
00:31:30,062 --> 00:31:32,151
Because otherwise, you'd be
trapped here with us forever.
599
00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:35,850
- So, they're obviously evil.
600
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,634
- I thought they
were kind of nice!
601
00:31:37,678 --> 00:31:38,592
[chuckle]
602
00:31:38,635 --> 00:31:40,028
- More importantly,
603
00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:42,117
is this ritual of theirs
even gonna fix me?
604
00:31:42,161 --> 00:31:44,206
- It looks promising.
- Promising?
605
00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:47,383
Are you telling me you were
possessed by an evil goddess
606
00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:50,082
for like six months and--
- Eight. It was eight months.
607
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,650
- ...and you can't get
more specific than that?
608
00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:56,653
- The whole book
is written in code,
609
00:31:56,697 --> 00:31:58,525
but... if Emily's
notes are correct,
610
00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:00,919
it seems as though
it's two birds, one stone.
611
00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:03,878
The ghosts move on,
Carmilla stays human.
612
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,185
- That makes sense. When I
scanned them, the energy
613
00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:08,100
from your spark was
going straight to them.
614
00:32:08,143 --> 00:32:10,537
- For all we know, they lured us
in and trapped us here. Are we
615
00:32:10,580 --> 00:32:11,973
seriously gonna trust them?
- What happened to them
616
00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:13,975
wasn't their fault.
They were girls,
617
00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:16,108
just like you or me, with
their whole lives ahead of them.
618
00:32:16,151 --> 00:32:18,240
If this ritual helps them
and keeps Carm human,
619
00:32:18,284 --> 00:32:20,373
we have to try it.
620
00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:26,857
[owl hooting]
621
00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:31,950
[noise from hand-held machine]
622
00:32:33,342 --> 00:32:35,910
- Sweet! Is that a Gameboy?
- Even better.
623
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,738
It's an EMF alarm.
Might be nice
624
00:32:37,781 --> 00:32:39,435
to get a heads up
if any ghosts come calling.
625
00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,706
Listen, Per, about before...
626
00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:51,795
- Oh, I'm glad we postponed
the meeting.
627
00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:53,797
- You are?
- With all the data
628
00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:55,103
we've collected here,
629
00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:56,539
we're in a much stronger
bargaining position.
630
00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:59,151
- Really, Per?
631
00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:01,718
I know this is the big leagues,
632
00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:03,894
but why are you so pumped
to sell ourcompany?
633
00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:05,200
[scoffs]
634
00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:06,723
- Do you even know
what I do all day
635
00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:08,725
while you're off playing
in your little lab?
636
00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:12,120
I balance our budgets,
get our products approved,
637
00:33:12,164 --> 00:33:13,730
handle the reckless endangerment
lawsuits.
638
00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:15,123
I mean, at Intrigue,
there'd be a--
639
00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:16,733
- Ahem.
640
00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:19,736
- [whispering]: There'd be
a legal department, Laf.
641
00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:21,303
- [whispering]: I see.
642
00:33:21,347 --> 00:33:22,913
And, uh, by playing,
643
00:33:22,957 --> 00:33:24,567
you mean the research
that makes our company possible?
644
00:33:24,611 --> 00:33:26,352
- Oh, that is not fair and--
- You know what?
645
00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:28,528
I'm too tired to deal
with this right now.
646
00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:35,622
[typing]
647
00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:40,322
[gasping]
648
00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:42,585
- Oh, man! We killed
my sandwich.
649
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,981
Too tee abal too tee!
650
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,070
Five second rule.
651
00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:52,073
- Have we or have we not
had multiple conversations
652
00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:54,684
about not wandering away
in the haunted house?
653
00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:56,556
- I know. It's just,
the ghost ladies are so nice.
654
00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:57,905
And you know how I feel
about leftovers.
655
00:33:57,948 --> 00:34:00,255
- Kirsch, if your stomach
gets me dragged
656
00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:02,692
into some kind of black-girl-
dies-first bullshit...
657
00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:06,044
I am going to come back from the
dead and haunt your bar fridge.
658
00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:09,482
[creaking]
659
00:34:12,746 --> 00:34:14,617
[suspenseful music]
660
00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:16,228
- They aren't going
to go along with it.
661
00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:19,360
- They'll get caught up
in the surprise! You'll see.
662
00:34:19,405 --> 00:34:21,362
It will all come out
exactly as we planned.
663
00:34:21,407 --> 00:34:23,800
- Why aren't we just
telling them about...
[stomach growling]
664
00:34:33,984 --> 00:34:36,422
[keys jangling]
665
00:34:50,304 --> 00:34:52,393
[gasping]
666
00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:54,396
[ethereal music]
667
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,572
♪♪♪
668
00:35:01,795 --> 00:35:04,624
- Ugh. This again? Really?
669
00:35:07,714 --> 00:35:09,585
- [woman]: You would do well,
little sister, to finish...
670
00:35:09,629 --> 00:35:11,892
[indistinct speaking]
671
00:35:11,935 --> 00:35:14,808
We live for the eternal
moment, chérie.
672
00:35:14,851 --> 00:35:16,549
We are power.
673
00:35:16,592 --> 00:35:19,682
[indistinct speaking]
674
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,252
Faites attention, chérie.
675
00:35:24,296 --> 00:35:25,862
You would do well,
little sister,
676
00:35:25,906 --> 00:35:28,126
to finish your task here
without further delay.
677
00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:30,911
- Did you ever think
that our part in this...
678
00:35:31,912 --> 00:35:33,479
...that what we do might be...
679
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,829
...unforgivable?
680
00:35:35,872 --> 00:35:38,136
- You must stop reading
the romantics!
681
00:35:39,485 --> 00:35:42,096
We live for the eternal
moment, chérie!
682
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:45,099
We are power, pleasure...
683
00:35:46,883 --> 00:35:49,451
...and are only accountable
for our desires.
684
00:35:49,495 --> 00:35:51,714
And Mama, who
is growing impatient.
685
00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:55,109
Faites attention, chérie.
Votre mère vous met en garde
686
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,937
contre l'assassin.
687
00:35:58,895 --> 00:36:00,723
[suspenseful music]
688
00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:02,943
♪♪♪
689
00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:18,698
- [Carmilla]: You're wearing
the brooch.
690
00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:22,180
[girls laughing]
691
00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:27,968
[women screaming]
692
00:36:28,011 --> 00:36:30,100
- [woman]: No!
I don't want to go back!
693
00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:33,408
[gasping]
- Hey...
694
00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:35,280
[sighing]
695
00:36:35,323 --> 00:36:36,368
You all right?
696
00:36:37,978 --> 00:36:39,762
- Another nightmare.
697
00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:43,288
You and Maddie
were talking, and...
698
00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:45,290
she said something
about an assassin
699
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,770
and then these paper dolls
disintegrated and...
700
00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:52,732
I don't know. It seemed more
coherent when it was happening.
701
00:36:52,775 --> 00:36:55,213
- Wait, you're still
having those dreams?
702
00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:57,215
[sighing]
But we're here. I mean...
703
00:36:58,564 --> 00:37:01,044
Why would you still
be having them, unless...
704
00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:03,090
- Something else is going on.
705
00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:06,049
- Knocking. Still not a thing.
706
00:37:06,093 --> 00:37:07,834
- The Hunger wanted a midnight
snack and while he was
707
00:37:07,877 --> 00:37:09,879
getting it, we caught
our ghostesses talking
708
00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:12,273
about some kind of surprise
that we aren't gonna like
709
00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:14,580
and sneaking into a locked room.
So, they're hiding
710
00:37:14,623 --> 00:37:17,147
something. Or someone.
711
00:37:18,584 --> 00:37:21,369
- Hiding something?!
How could we possibly--
712
00:37:21,413 --> 00:37:23,763
- What's behind the door?
- Why should that concern you?
713
00:37:23,806 --> 00:37:25,678
- Maybe I don't like surprises.
714
00:37:25,721 --> 00:37:27,332
- You look like a woman
who can cope.
715
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,159
- This could all be
716
00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:31,161
easily resolved by just
showing us what's behind
717
00:37:31,205 --> 00:37:33,294
door number one.
- Of course.
718
00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:35,818
If you insist, but...
719
00:37:35,862 --> 00:37:38,125
you'll ruin the surprise.
720
00:37:38,168 --> 00:37:40,606
- We'll risk it.
721
00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:46,525
We'd kinda like to know
if you're planning to...
722
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,485
...to throw a party?
723
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:55,925
- To thank you for helping us.
- You're throwing a party?
724
00:37:55,969 --> 00:37:59,015
- The ritual can't be performed
until the Ash Moon begins,
725
00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:00,060
and Emily always
loved to dress up.
726
00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:04,673
- I can't imagine
you're a slouch in
that department either.
727
00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:07,676
- You can't be serious.
- I think it's sweet!
728
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,157
It's like a pre-ritual,
going away party...
729
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,854
before they go away.
730
00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:16,076
Permanently.
- Exactly, and...
731
00:38:17,469 --> 00:38:19,253
...we would be honoured
if you would attend.
732
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,037
- Yeah, of course!
733
00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:22,561
Oh, my gosh.
734
00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:29,089
Ball gowns? Are we gonna
get our Strictly Ballroomon?!
735
00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:31,874
[shrieking]
Best haunting ever!
736
00:38:31,918 --> 00:38:33,659
[giggling]
737
00:38:33,702 --> 00:38:35,617
[soft music]
738
00:38:35,661 --> 00:38:37,924
♪♪♪
739
00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:39,969
- [Carmilla]: How's it
goin' in there?
740
00:38:40,013 --> 00:38:43,190
- BBC period dramas
do not spend enough time on
741
00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:45,061
how complicated
these clothes are.
742
00:38:45,105 --> 00:38:47,150
I swear I've been in here
for 40 minutes.
743
00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:50,371
Hey, thanks for going along
with this, by the way.
744
00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:53,418
- Well, what's to go along with?
I like canapes
745
00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:55,289
as much as the next girl.
- Still...
746
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,073
can't be fun
hanging out with your...
747
00:38:57,117 --> 00:39:00,773
- Former victims?
- No matter how nice they are.
748
00:39:00,816 --> 00:39:03,341
- Yeah, well, I'd appreciate it
if they took it down a notch.
749
00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:05,299
- You'd prefer a roaring rampage
of revenge?
750
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,649
- Yeah. All this forgiveness
is making me twitchy.
751
00:39:09,216 --> 00:39:10,870
- Do you think maybe
that's 'cause, deep down,
752
00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:12,175
you still don't think
you can be forgiven?
753
00:39:12,219 --> 00:39:12,785
[soft chuckle]
754
00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:18,573
- I see we've reached the
amateur psychoanalysis round.
755
00:39:18,617 --> 00:39:21,489
See, this is why I
blew off that therapist.
756
00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:24,100
[sighing]
You know, some things are just
757
00:39:24,144 --> 00:39:26,929
too much to talk about in an
office full of crystal dolphins.
758
00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:29,279
- Do you think maybe that's
the point of the talking?
759
00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:31,107
- Yeah, except it
wasn't just talking.
760
00:39:31,151 --> 00:39:33,458
There was this manifes...
761
00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:37,984
- You aren't saying anything.
762
00:39:40,856 --> 00:39:43,032
Did I put it on wrong?
I look ridiculous.
763
00:39:43,076 --> 00:39:44,425
I do. I look ridiculous. I...
764
00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:09,755
- 40 minutes to get you
into that, huh?
765
00:40:11,757 --> 00:40:14,194
Bet I could get you
out of it faster....
766
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,766
♪♪♪
767
00:40:25,205 --> 00:40:26,989
- We're already gonna
be late for the ball.
768
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,036
- So let us be late.
769
00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:35,650
- ♪♪ I wanna explode
Watch me ♪
770
00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:38,348
♪ I'm a lucky girl
771
00:40:38,392 --> 00:40:40,263
♪ See, I
- ♪ See, I
772
00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:42,265
- ♪ I like you
- ♪ I like you
773
00:40:42,309 --> 00:40:44,311
- ♪ So won't you pay
774
00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:47,140
♪ If you wanna go down
775
00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:50,186
♪ I love to watch you, honey
776
00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:51,971
♪ You need me
777
00:40:52,014 --> 00:40:53,799
♪ So let's see
778
00:40:53,842 --> 00:40:57,019
♪ Well, do you care
if you want to ♪
779
00:40:57,063 --> 00:40:59,761
♪ You should pay
if you wanna go ♪
780
00:40:59,805 --> 00:41:03,286
♪ Don't walk away
781
00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:07,029
♪ Don't walk away, love
782
00:41:07,073 --> 00:41:09,075
♪ Don't walk away
783
00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:12,731
♪ Don't walk away, love
- ♪ Don't walk away
784
00:41:12,774 --> 00:41:14,733
- ♪ Oh
785
00:41:14,776 --> 00:41:17,866
♪♪♪
786
00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:24,656
♪ I wanna touch you
- ♪ Touch you
787
00:41:24,699 --> 00:41:27,833
- ♪ Slowly
I'm a lonely girl ♪
788
00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:31,140
♪ Come on
You want to ♪
789
00:41:31,184 --> 00:41:32,881
♪ So won't you pay
790
00:41:32,925 --> 00:41:35,797
♪ If you wanna go down
791
00:41:35,841 --> 00:41:38,539
♪ I'd love to hurt you
792
00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:41,890
♪ Easy
- I got you ♪
793
00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:44,632
♪ Inside me
- Do you care ♪
794
00:41:44,676 --> 00:41:46,547
♪ If you want to
795
00:41:46,591 --> 00:41:49,463
♪ You should pay
if you wanna go ♪
796
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:52,335
♪ Don't walk away
797
00:41:52,379 --> 00:41:54,773
[gasping]
♪ Don't walk away
798
00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:56,818
♪ Love
799
00:41:56,862 --> 00:41:59,821
♪ Don't walk away
- ♪ Don't walk away
800
00:41:59,865 --> 00:42:04,217
- ♪ Just stay right here
- ♪ Just stay right here
801
00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:07,568
♪ Why don't you pay
if you wanna go ♪
802
00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:10,310
- ♪ Hey
- You got to pay ♪
803
00:42:10,353 --> 00:42:12,051
♪ If you want some more
804
00:42:12,094 --> 00:42:14,444
♪ Why don't you pay
if you wanna go ♪
805
00:42:14,488 --> 00:42:15,881
♪♪♪
806
00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:18,231
♪ You got to pay
if you want some more ♪
807
00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:20,102
- ♪ Don't walk away
- Why don't you pay ♪
808
00:42:20,146 --> 00:42:23,062
♪ If you wanna go
- Don't walk away ♪
809
00:42:23,105 --> 00:42:26,152
- ♪ You got to pay
if you want some more ♪
810
00:42:26,195 --> 00:42:29,459
- ♪ Don't walk away
Just stay right here ♪
811
00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:33,028
- ♪ You got to pay
If you want some more ♪♪
812
00:42:33,072 --> 00:42:35,291
[harmonizing]
813
00:42:38,251 --> 00:42:40,558
[panting]
814
00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:46,781
[moaning]
815
00:42:52,004 --> 00:42:53,527
[giggling]
816
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,137
- I'm coming.
817
00:42:58,924 --> 00:43:01,317
[indistinct speaking]
818
00:43:01,361 --> 00:43:04,320
[classical music]
819
00:43:04,364 --> 00:43:07,367
♪♪♪
820
00:43:21,773 --> 00:43:24,079
- Looking good, bruv!
821
00:43:26,952 --> 00:43:29,607
- What?
- May I have this dance?
822
00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:33,654
Come on.
[women laughing]
823
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,614
[both giggling]
824
00:43:39,704 --> 00:43:41,183
- Sorry about the way
I handled things last night.
825
00:43:41,227 --> 00:43:42,141
- That's all right. I know
you didn't mean any of it.
826
00:43:43,969 --> 00:43:46,275
- I may have been a bit harsh,
that doesn't mean I was wrong.
827
00:43:46,319 --> 00:43:48,103
- Let's not fight in front
of the ghosts, honey.
828
00:43:57,243 --> 00:43:58,636
- It's not your thing
either, huh?
829
00:44:02,161 --> 00:44:05,599
- Emily has always
wanted to belong to society.
830
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,645
I understood
life differently.
831
00:44:09,690 --> 00:44:11,779
If you have to conform,
you never belonged.
832
00:44:13,781 --> 00:44:16,436
- OK. How did you fall
for Vampirella's schtick?
833
00:44:17,437 --> 00:44:19,004
- I didn't.
834
00:44:19,047 --> 00:44:21,441
My sister vanished.
835
00:44:22,442 --> 00:44:23,443
I went looking for her.
836
00:44:25,837 --> 00:44:27,795
She's never
forgiven herself.
837
00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:29,667
- What about you?
838
00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:32,017
- I didn't leave her then...
839
00:44:33,845 --> 00:44:35,107
How could I now?
840
00:44:37,022 --> 00:44:39,415
- You wanna try
this stupid dance?
841
00:44:41,417 --> 00:44:43,115
- Obviously.
842
00:44:44,116 --> 00:44:46,422
♪♪♪
843
00:45:07,052 --> 00:45:08,314
- This is nice.
844
00:45:09,489 --> 00:45:11,012
Kinda like that grad ball
we never got
845
00:45:11,056 --> 00:45:13,014
'cause our school
was a supernatural death trap.
846
00:45:13,058 --> 00:45:15,060
[soft chuckle]
847
00:45:16,888 --> 00:45:18,585
I missed this.
848
00:45:19,891 --> 00:45:21,806
I mean, not the pulse-pounding
terror, but...
849
00:45:21,849 --> 00:45:23,808
the parts where we help people.
850
00:45:24,896 --> 00:45:26,201
Though I do wish we'd figure out
851
00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:28,203
why the ghosts were here
in the first place.
852
00:45:29,509 --> 00:45:32,251
- Hey, Laura...
- I know.
853
00:45:32,294 --> 00:45:34,209
No need to keep prying.
854
00:45:34,253 --> 00:45:36,081
The ghosts will move on.
855
00:45:36,124 --> 00:45:37,691
You will get your life back
856
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,737
and... we can go back home.
857
00:45:41,521 --> 00:45:43,871
- No. I, um... I think
858
00:45:43,915 --> 00:45:46,961
at that therapist's appointment,
I may have, um...
859
00:45:47,005 --> 00:45:51,226
[inaudible conversation]
[indistinct whispering]
860
00:45:51,270 --> 00:45:53,446
[dramatic music]
861
00:45:53,489 --> 00:45:55,361
Laura?
862
00:45:57,929 --> 00:45:59,931
- Sorry.
863
00:46:01,889 --> 00:46:03,978
Weird déjà vu.
864
00:46:11,246 --> 00:46:13,118
- Hey.
865
00:46:14,336 --> 00:46:15,381
What's going on?
- I thought...
866
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,514
I thought I saw the woman
in black, the...
867
00:46:18,558 --> 00:46:20,734
You.
868
00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:22,954
The you from
my dreams, but...
869
00:46:26,131 --> 00:46:27,567
That's impossible, right?
870
00:46:29,961 --> 00:46:31,963
- Come on. Let's sit down.
871
00:46:39,971 --> 00:46:41,363
I'll get you
a drink, OK?
872
00:46:48,414 --> 00:46:51,330
- Come with me
lovingly to death,
873
00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:53,767
or else hate me
and still come with me,
874
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,813
hating me through death
875
00:46:55,856 --> 00:46:57,249
and after.
876
00:46:57,292 --> 00:46:59,294
[woman laughing]
877
00:46:59,338 --> 00:47:01,383
♪♪♪
878
00:47:01,427 --> 00:47:02,820
- Are you OK?
879
00:47:13,178 --> 00:47:14,440
- Where is she?!
880
00:47:14,483 --> 00:47:16,834
- Hey...
- She was right here.
881
00:47:16,877 --> 00:47:18,618
- What's going on, Hollis?
- The woman in black!
882
00:47:18,661 --> 00:47:20,272
The one wearing a mask!
- Everybody's wearing a mask.
883
00:47:21,534 --> 00:47:23,536
Do you know
who she's talking about?
884
00:47:25,190 --> 00:47:27,627
- Maybe if you're not feeling
well, you should sit down.
885
00:47:27,670 --> 00:47:30,021
- I'm dreaming things
while I'm awake now.
886
00:47:30,064 --> 00:47:31,979
What's next?
887
00:47:36,201 --> 00:47:38,464
[gasping]
888
00:47:38,507 --> 00:47:40,640
- It's almost time!
889
00:47:40,683 --> 00:47:43,425
The Ash Moon has begun.
890
00:47:43,469 --> 00:47:45,601
Gather round for the ritual.
891
00:47:45,645 --> 00:47:48,517
Before we begin, I want to say
892
00:47:48,561 --> 00:47:51,042
how grateful we are.
893
00:47:51,085 --> 00:47:52,870
Whatever you've done
in the past,
894
00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:55,263
you've come to help us now,
895
00:47:55,307 --> 00:47:58,440
and I think that shows
a strength of character
896
00:47:58,484 --> 00:48:00,573
that is quite remarkable.
897
00:48:02,488 --> 00:48:05,012
- Yeah. Sure.
898
00:48:06,666 --> 00:48:08,059
- It's time, Emily.
899
00:48:10,409 --> 00:48:12,193
- It's your last night on Earth.
900
00:48:12,237 --> 00:48:14,804
Are you sure you don't want
another drink before you go?
901
00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:17,851
- The ritual must be performed
before the Ash Moon
902
00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:20,941
ends at sunrise. Otherwise,
we're trapped here forever.
903
00:48:20,985 --> 00:48:23,683
So... no.
904
00:48:30,298 --> 00:48:33,301
[speaking a foreign language]
905
00:48:34,999 --> 00:48:36,957
- Wait, that's
the brooch that I...
906
00:48:37,001 --> 00:48:40,265
[gasping]
[speaking a foreign language]
907
00:48:40,308 --> 00:48:41,919
- Carm?
908
00:48:44,704 --> 00:48:46,314
That's Carmilla's spark!
909
00:48:48,708 --> 00:48:50,710
It's leaving her! Why...
why is it going into the brooch?
910
00:48:52,190 --> 00:48:54,105
[crying out]
911
00:48:54,148 --> 00:48:55,976
- Uh... guys?
- Did that spell
912
00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:57,804
say anything
about spirit entanglement?
913
00:48:57,847 --> 00:48:59,197
- It's not supposed
to happen like this!
914
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:01,242
- Something's wrong.
- Laura, stay back!
915
00:49:01,286 --> 00:49:02,896
It's dangerous!
- We have to stop the ritual!
916
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,376
- I can't!
[panting]
917
00:49:04,419 --> 00:49:06,987
It's out of control!
- Emily, no!
918
00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:10,469
We've been tricked!
I don't want to go back!
919
00:49:10,512 --> 00:49:13,037
- We need to disrupt
the connection!
920
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,256
- LAF!
- Don't touch Carmilla!
921
00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:16,301
It'll take you too!
922
00:49:18,172 --> 00:49:22,437
[woman humming]
923
00:49:22,481 --> 00:49:25,484
♪♪♪
924
00:49:29,749 --> 00:49:32,447
- Did you think you'd
get away with it?
925
00:49:35,015 --> 00:49:37,539
Summon us up to ease
your mind and then...
926
00:49:37,583 --> 00:49:39,541
just waltz away?
927
00:49:39,585 --> 00:49:42,327
Did you really think
there'd be no consequences?
928
00:49:43,328 --> 00:49:44,372
[scoffing]
929
00:49:47,071 --> 00:49:49,029
- It's you.
930
00:49:49,073 --> 00:49:51,162
- Surprise!
931
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,904
Not the brightest
little ingénue, are we?
932
00:49:59,474 --> 00:50:00,432
[gasping]
933
00:50:03,565 --> 00:50:06,351
[high-pitched ringing]
934
00:50:08,744 --> 00:50:10,964
[panting]
935
00:50:22,715 --> 00:50:24,760
- [Kirsch]: Is that pile
of dust Lafontaine?!
936
00:50:24,804 --> 00:50:27,285
- They're j... they're
just g... gone.
937
00:50:27,328 --> 00:50:29,983
- Are you OK?
- Carm?
938
00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:31,898
- [Charlotte]: I need to hide.
- Carm?
939
00:50:31,941 --> 00:50:33,900
Carm?!
940
00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:42,082
Carm!
941
00:50:42,126 --> 00:50:44,041
Carm!
942
00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:45,912
Hey!
943
00:50:45,955 --> 00:50:48,610
Hey! Come on! Hey!
944
00:50:48,654 --> 00:50:51,135
Carm! Hey! Hey!
945
00:50:51,178 --> 00:50:53,920
Hey! Hey!
946
00:50:53,963 --> 00:50:56,879
- Hey...
947
00:51:02,407 --> 00:51:04,670
[sighing]
948
00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:16,986
- Your heart.
It's not beating.
949
00:51:19,859 --> 00:51:21,513
You're a vampire.
950
00:51:21,556 --> 00:51:24,124
- [Elle]: NOOO!
951
00:51:24,168 --> 00:51:26,822
Why won't it work?!
I've sent all the ghosts away!
952
00:51:26,866 --> 00:51:28,085
[shout of frustration]
953
00:51:29,782 --> 00:51:32,001
[speaking a foreign language]
954
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:38,138
Did one of them escape me?
955
00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:40,271
[screaming in rage]
956
00:51:42,273 --> 00:51:44,057
- So did I miss something,
or did that radically
957
00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:45,885
not go as planned?
- It was Elle.
958
00:51:45,928 --> 00:51:47,930
She was at the masquerade. She
knew about the ritual. She knew
959
00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:50,368
exactly what was gonna happen.
- How could she have known?
960
00:51:50,411 --> 00:51:52,152
- Because Emily
and Charlotte lied to us.
961
00:51:52,196 --> 00:51:53,980
They had to have
known she was here.
962
00:51:54,023 --> 00:51:56,678
- You think vacuumed, screaming
back to a hellish nightmarescape
963
00:51:56,722 --> 00:51:58,115
was part of their plan?
964
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,640
Sorry.
965
00:52:01,683 --> 00:52:04,425
We will figure this out.
We will find Laf.
966
00:52:04,469 --> 00:52:06,862
Why would Elle do this?
967
00:52:06,906 --> 00:52:08,647
- You heard her...
968
00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:11,258
to punish me for what I did
by stealing my life.
969
00:52:11,302 --> 00:52:13,521
- But she can't steal anything.
She's trapped here,
970
00:52:13,565 --> 00:52:15,523
just like us, unless
all the ghosts move on.
971
00:52:15,567 --> 00:52:17,743
- But the ghosts are gone.
All of them
972
00:52:17,786 --> 00:52:20,267
except Elle and Charlotte.
Elle can't leave until Charlotte
973
00:52:20,311 --> 00:52:22,182
is also sent back
to the nightmare land,
974
00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:24,358
like all the other ghosts.
Laf thwarted her plan.
975
00:52:24,402 --> 00:52:26,882
- And now that my spark's
in the brooch
976
00:52:26,926 --> 00:52:29,885
and Elle has the brooch, if she
gets rid of Charlotte...
977
00:52:29,929 --> 00:52:32,192
she could become human
and leave.
978
00:52:36,022 --> 00:52:38,677
- We have to find her. Now.
[door opening]
979
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:40,679
- That's easier said than done.
980
00:52:40,722 --> 00:52:42,463
Miss Sheridan is gone, girl.
981
00:52:42,507 --> 00:52:44,291
- Yeah. Not to mention,
we don't exactly know
982
00:52:44,335 --> 00:52:46,772
how to extract a life force
from a magical brooch.
983
00:52:46,815 --> 00:52:49,644
- Might wanna go easy on those.
That's the only case.
984
00:52:50,645 --> 00:52:51,342
- Terrific.
985
00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:54,475
- But... Elle must have
the spell already.
986
00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:56,695
I mean, that's
her escape plan, right?
987
00:52:56,738 --> 00:52:58,523
So we have to find Elle
before she gets to Charlotte;
988
00:52:58,566 --> 00:53:01,134
then Perry can find the spell--
- What are you talking about?
989
00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:03,484
We have to find Laf first.
- Of course, we have to find
990
00:53:03,528 --> 00:53:05,878
both of them, but if we lose
Elle now, then all of us
are gonna be trapped--
991
00:53:05,921 --> 00:53:07,880
- We can find Elle later.
Laf comes first!
992
00:53:07,923 --> 00:53:10,012
- We can't just let her
take Carmilla's life!
993
00:53:17,846 --> 00:53:19,761
- We could start
in the study.
994
00:53:19,805 --> 00:53:21,720
- I can't believe I'm saying
this, but beef cheeks is right.
995
00:53:21,763 --> 00:53:24,505
We don't have much time.
996
00:53:28,553 --> 00:53:30,511
- I need to get out
of this dress.
997
00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:32,513
- It'll be easier if you--
- Did you summon up the ghosts?
998
00:53:32,557 --> 00:53:35,473
Because that's what she said,
Elle, that you summoned her up.
999
00:53:35,516 --> 00:53:38,650
- I think it's possible.
- Possible?
1000
00:53:38,693 --> 00:53:41,348
How do you not know whether
you summoned up the ghosts
1001
00:53:41,392 --> 00:53:43,220
of your former victims who want
some light, refreshing revenge?
1002
00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:45,222
- Because it was
just something stupid
1003
00:53:45,265 --> 00:53:46,832
that happened at
the therapist appointment.
1004
00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:50,357
- What?
- She... said
1005
00:53:50,401 --> 00:53:52,272
I could never move forward
unless I dealt
1006
00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:55,275
with my past. So...
she had me think about Elle
1007
00:53:55,319 --> 00:53:57,756
and the others and, you know,
there was the usual
1008
00:53:57,799 --> 00:54:01,890
"manifest your issues" crap
but... I had forgotten
1009
00:54:01,934 --> 00:54:03,849
all about it until my issues
1010
00:54:03,892 --> 00:54:05,938
actually... manifested.
1011
00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:08,288
- When were you gonna share this
piece of information with me?
1012
00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:09,855
- I was waiting
for the right moment.
1013
00:54:09,898 --> 00:54:11,639
- You know what
would've been a good moment?
1014
00:54:11,683 --> 00:54:14,555
Any time before the ghost
of your former lover killed you.
1015
00:54:17,602 --> 00:54:19,081
She killed you.
1016
00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:22,998
I thought she killed you.
1017
00:54:23,042 --> 00:54:25,784
- Hey... come here.
1018
00:54:27,786 --> 00:54:29,788
I'm still here.
1019
00:54:29,831 --> 00:54:31,877
OK? I'm still here.
1020
00:54:33,705 --> 00:54:36,751
We're gonna get
my life back. OK?
1021
00:54:36,795 --> 00:54:38,927
And all those things we want,
1022
00:54:38,971 --> 00:54:41,321
every single point
1023
00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:44,585
on your five-year-plan,
we're gonna do them, OK?
1024
00:54:46,587 --> 00:54:50,330
OK. Come on, let's
get you out of this thing.
1025
00:54:52,071 --> 00:54:53,202
- [Perry]: Either Emily decoded
1026
00:54:53,246 --> 00:54:55,683
the spell wrong,
or Elle tricked her.
1027
00:54:55,727 --> 00:54:58,643
The spell she did cast
used Carmilla's spark
to force the ghosts
1028
00:54:58,686 --> 00:55:00,384
off to the nightmare land
that Emily described.
1029
00:55:01,863 --> 00:55:03,822
- You think that's where
the Brainiac ended up?
1030
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,348
Do you think you
can get them back?
1031
00:55:08,392 --> 00:55:10,350
- I think the real moving on
spell might do it.
1032
00:55:10,394 --> 00:55:13,135
But... that means we
only have 'til sunrise
1033
00:55:13,179 --> 00:55:17,096
to find the code key.
And I'll need Carmilla's spark.
1034
00:55:17,139 --> 00:55:19,359
- Well, that makes getting
the brooch back priority one.
1035
00:55:19,403 --> 00:55:20,795
Hollis'll be chiffed.
1036
00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:23,668
Perry...
1037
00:55:25,191 --> 00:55:27,149
Lafontaine knows
you're looking for them.
1038
00:55:27,193 --> 00:55:29,848
They know.
1039
00:55:29,891 --> 00:55:31,806
It's what we do.
1040
00:55:43,601 --> 00:55:45,124
[woman humming]
1041
00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:49,476
- It's done. We leave tonight.
1042
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,697
In 3 days, we'll be on an ocean
liner headed for New York.
1043
00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:04,665
You're gonna love New York.
1044
00:56:04,709 --> 00:56:06,406
It's full of... concerts
1045
00:56:06,450 --> 00:56:08,408
and theatre
1046
00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:10,628
and... life.
1047
00:56:10,671 --> 00:56:12,804
Your life is gonna be
1048
00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:15,415
so much bigger
than you ever imagined!
1049
00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:22,857
What are you doing?
[woman humming]
1050
00:56:30,865 --> 00:56:32,389
[panting]
1051
00:56:32,432 --> 00:56:34,565
[dramatic music]
1052
00:56:34,608 --> 00:56:36,175
Laura!
1053
00:56:37,176 --> 00:56:39,178
Hey... are you all right?
1054
00:56:42,877 --> 00:56:45,271
- What in Stoker's name
is going on?
1055
00:56:47,795 --> 00:56:50,494
- So Elle can dream-kebab
you in real life?
1056
00:56:50,537 --> 00:56:52,452
Is that a normal ghost thing?
Were we supposed to know
1057
00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:54,498
they could do that?
- She sent me dreams before.
1058
00:56:54,541 --> 00:56:56,587
This is the first time she's
reached out and slashed me.
1059
00:56:56,630 --> 00:56:58,676
- Oh, dear.
- No, no, no, no, no.
1060
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,113
Not "Oh, dear." We do not
need an "Oh, dear" right now.
1061
00:57:01,156 --> 00:57:03,637
- Well, I'm still deciphering
but there are several spells
1062
00:57:03,681 --> 00:57:06,379
in this book which might make
the ghosts much more powerful,
1063
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:08,860
especially in the dream world.
- Right.
1064
00:57:08,903 --> 00:57:11,471
So Elle's better,
faster, stronger.
1065
00:57:11,515 --> 00:57:13,430
Can we undo that?
1066
00:57:13,473 --> 00:57:15,388
Use the book
to soup ourselves up?
1067
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:18,913
- "Side effects may include
anxiety, insomnia,
1068
00:57:18,957 --> 00:57:21,350
dream contagion
and... death."
1069
00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:23,570
- So... no.
1070
00:57:23,614 --> 00:57:26,747
Wait. Dream contagion?
Is that like...
1071
00:57:27,792 --> 00:57:29,402
Sometimes in the dreams,
it's like
1072
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:31,186
she can't completely control
them, like I'm seeing things
1073
00:57:31,230 --> 00:57:33,406
that she wouldn't want me
to see. Like just now,
1074
00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,452
I saw you getting ready
to leave for New York.
1075
00:57:37,802 --> 00:57:39,456
- Nobody's going anywhere
until we find Charlotte.
1076
00:57:41,022 --> 00:57:42,371
The Crafthere will
keep researching.
1077
00:57:42,415 --> 00:57:45,200
You, Mel and the frat boy can...
1078
00:57:48,073 --> 00:57:50,510
Where's the frat boy?
- That burrito-chomping,
1079
00:57:50,554 --> 00:57:52,904
protein-powder-snorting,
gullible, mush-brained...
1080
00:57:54,819 --> 00:57:57,169
Dope. I told him.
1081
00:57:57,212 --> 00:57:59,040
- It's the same as Laf.
1082
00:57:59,084 --> 00:58:01,478
- OK. We have to find Charlotte
and get that brooch back
1083
00:58:01,521 --> 00:58:03,523
before Elle finishes
this little re-enactment
1084
00:58:03,567 --> 00:58:05,438
of And Then There Were None.
1085
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:08,136
Search every nook and cranny.
Charlotte has to be somewhere.
1086
00:58:08,180 --> 00:58:10,791
- [Carmilla]: Be careful.
Elle knows this place
better than we ever will.
1087
00:58:10,835 --> 00:58:14,142
[floorboards creaking]
1088
00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:22,368
♪♪♪
1089
00:58:24,979 --> 00:58:28,069
[thunder rumbling]
1090
00:58:36,643 --> 00:58:39,603
[woman humming]
1091
00:58:39,646 --> 00:58:42,823
- "Girls are caterpillars
while they live in the world,
1092
00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:46,348
"to be finally butterflies
when summer comes.
1093
00:58:46,392 --> 00:58:49,830
But in the meantime,
they are grubs and larvae."
1094
00:58:49,874 --> 00:58:52,180
So says Monsieur Le Fanu.
1095
00:58:52,224 --> 00:58:54,313
- To think of the trouble
I went to,
1096
00:58:54,356 --> 00:58:56,315
warning you.
1097
00:58:56,358 --> 00:58:59,100
Thinking you'd learn
from my mistake.
1098
00:59:01,059 --> 00:59:03,322
- Yeah, 'cause Carm's
the villain here.
1099
00:59:03,365 --> 00:59:06,368
Aren't you the one zapping
innocent people for no reason?
1100
00:59:06,412 --> 00:59:08,370
- I'm doing it
to keep what's mine.
1101
00:59:08,414 --> 00:59:11,025
- That life isn't yours.
- It's what I'm owed.
1102
00:59:11,069 --> 00:59:14,594
And I wouldn't waste it
on some banal five-year plan.
1103
00:59:15,769 --> 00:59:16,770
- Laf?
1104
00:59:18,337 --> 00:59:19,556
[sharp inhale]
1105
00:59:20,861 --> 00:59:23,429
Laf. I saw Laf...
1106
00:59:23,472 --> 00:59:25,605
drawing some kind of symbol.
1107
00:59:25,649 --> 00:59:28,129
It looked like this. Or...
1108
00:59:28,173 --> 00:59:30,915
maybe like... this.
1109
00:59:33,395 --> 00:59:35,136
- How did you get
past second grade?
1110
00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:36,616
- I saw it for half a second
in a ghost-induced nightmare.
1111
00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:39,532
Give me a break.
- Any idea what it means?
1112
00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,882
- No, but...
1113
00:59:41,926 --> 00:59:43,884
if Laf thinks it's
important enough to send
1114
00:59:43,928 --> 00:59:45,538
from beyond the vale...
1115
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:48,019
If I could just identify it,
maybe it could help decipher
1116
00:59:48,062 --> 00:59:50,021
the moving on spell.
I'll try to figure this out
1117
00:59:50,064 --> 00:59:51,326
while you guys...
- Go get a life.
1118
00:59:52,937 --> 00:59:54,939
- Go with her. Keep her safe.
- What're you gonna do?
1119
00:59:54,982 --> 00:59:58,116
- Well, the young lady
stole my life
1120
00:59:58,159 --> 01:00:00,118
and turned me
back into a vampire.
1121
01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:02,120
So I'm gonna remind her
what that means.
1122
01:00:02,163 --> 01:00:05,036
- How about you?
- Oh, I've got the EMF.
1123
01:00:05,079 --> 01:00:07,081
If it so much as peeps,
I'll shriek.
1124
01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:09,736
[thunder rumbling]
1125
01:00:17,439 --> 01:00:19,224
[static noises]
1126
01:00:23,707 --> 01:00:25,665
[beeping]
1127
01:00:40,462 --> 01:00:42,377
- I used to think
you and I
1128
01:00:42,421 --> 01:00:44,249
would spend our lives
reading to each other.
1129
01:00:45,990 --> 01:00:49,080
If only I'd known how brief one
of those lives was going to be.
1130
01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:51,822
- Hello, Elle.
1131
01:00:57,001 --> 01:00:59,046
- Is that all you have
to say to me?
1132
01:00:59,090 --> 01:01:01,135
After what you did?
1133
01:01:01,179 --> 01:01:03,442
- I never meant to hurt you.
1134
01:01:05,009 --> 01:01:08,012
- Oh... Don't apologize.
1135
01:01:08,055 --> 01:01:10,057
It costs you nothing.
1136
01:01:12,930 --> 01:01:14,888
- So what?
1137
01:01:14,932 --> 01:01:17,064
This is about me
paying for my sins?
1138
01:01:18,065 --> 01:01:19,806
- You never even stopped
1139
01:01:19,850 --> 01:01:21,678
to think if you
deserve this life.
1140
01:01:23,027 --> 01:01:24,115
I've watched you.
1141
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,814
All these years,
1142
01:01:27,858 --> 01:01:30,861
you've never thought
of anyone but yourself.
1143
01:01:32,471 --> 01:01:34,299
- Well, that's some big talk
1144
01:01:34,342 --> 01:01:36,127
coming from the girl
1145
01:01:36,170 --> 01:01:38,042
who sent her friends
to a nightmare land.
1146
01:01:38,085 --> 01:01:40,305
- Me?
1147
01:01:40,348 --> 01:01:42,350
Oh, no. I'm just
thinking about myself.
1148
01:01:42,394 --> 01:01:45,005
Oh, wait. I wonder
who taught me that.
1149
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:50,619
Ooh.
1150
01:01:50,663 --> 01:01:52,752
Not very ladylike,
Miss Karnstein.
1151
01:01:52,796 --> 01:01:55,407
[screaming]
- Laura.
1152
01:01:55,450 --> 01:01:57,670
- Better run, Carmilla.
1153
01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:02,849
These old houses
are so dangerous, after all.
1154
01:02:02,893 --> 01:02:04,459
- Damn it!
1155
01:02:04,503 --> 01:02:07,724
Perry. You never should
have left her alone!
1156
01:02:07,767 --> 01:02:09,508
- No sign of the spell
book, either.
1157
01:02:09,551 --> 01:02:11,466
It take it your little chat with
the Ghost of Girlfriends Past
1158
01:02:11,510 --> 01:02:13,294
was a bust?
- Yeah. I'm getting pretty sick
1159
01:02:13,338 --> 01:02:16,036
of this haunting crap.
- Imagine how we feel.
1160
01:02:18,169 --> 01:02:20,649
I'm wondering if we might be
of assistance to each other.
1161
01:02:22,434 --> 01:02:24,523
Miss Sheridan said you would
never go along with the spell
1162
01:02:24,566 --> 01:02:26,786
if you knew she was with us.
1163
01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:30,137
I should've known that she only
wanted your life for herself.
1164
01:02:30,181 --> 01:02:32,966
It was all she ever
talked about,
1165
01:02:33,010 --> 01:02:35,403
the wide world
that she'd been denied...
1166
01:02:35,447 --> 01:02:38,232
as if the same thing
hadn't happened to us all.
1167
01:02:41,888 --> 01:02:44,543
I'm sorry about your friend.
1168
01:02:44,586 --> 01:02:46,937
I didn't know what would happen
when they pulled me back.
1169
01:02:48,112 --> 01:02:50,114
- Can you help us
get them back?
1170
01:02:53,378 --> 01:02:55,597
- I don't know...
1171
01:02:55,641 --> 01:02:57,730
but we have to stop
Miss Sheridan.
1172
01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,688
- You got any thoughts
on the stopping front?
1173
01:03:01,647 --> 01:03:04,737
- It's me she wants,
so perhaps...
1174
01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:07,174
[woman humming]
[thunder cracking]
1175
01:03:15,139 --> 01:03:17,968
- Do we really have to do this
Nightmare on Elm Streetcrap?
1176
01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:20,797
- Fine.
1177
01:03:22,581 --> 01:03:25,149
[waltz music]
1178
01:03:26,411 --> 01:03:28,413
Let's speak as reasonable women.
1179
01:03:31,155 --> 01:03:32,591
Ahem.
1180
01:03:33,984 --> 01:03:35,768
So...
1181
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:38,292
your friends are...
1182
01:03:38,336 --> 01:03:40,164
trapped beyond the vale.
1183
01:03:41,165 --> 01:03:43,254
You, Carmilla and your...
1184
01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:45,343
trigger-happy accomplice...
1185
01:03:45,386 --> 01:03:46,605
What next? Sugar?
1186
01:03:47,606 --> 01:03:49,173
- Sure.
1187
01:03:51,479 --> 01:03:53,264
- But...
1188
01:03:53,307 --> 01:03:55,744
if you hand over Charlotte,
1189
01:03:55,788 --> 01:03:58,965
and let me keep this life--
- It isn't yours to keep!
1190
01:03:59,009 --> 01:04:00,532
- That's beside the point.
1191
01:04:02,055 --> 01:04:05,406
Let me keep it... and I'll bring
your friends back.
1192
01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:09,846
You can all... leave this place.
1193
01:04:11,021 --> 01:04:13,458
♪♪♪
1194
01:04:16,156 --> 01:04:18,115
- What happens to Charlotte?
1195
01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:20,204
[chuckle]
- Well, I'm afraid
1196
01:04:20,247 --> 01:04:22,989
poor Charlotte will
have to follow her sister,
1197
01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:25,862
but... you know, that was
always going to happen, so.
1198
01:04:25,905 --> 01:04:27,864
- She's just like you.
1199
01:04:27,907 --> 01:04:30,649
They all are. Don't they
deserve a chance to move on?
1200
01:04:32,216 --> 01:04:34,783
- Oh. Oh...
1201
01:04:34,827 --> 01:04:36,785
[laughing]
1202
01:04:36,829 --> 01:04:38,831
You haven't figured it out yet.
1203
01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:40,833
The only way that Charlotte
1204
01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,791
and Emily can reach their...
1205
01:04:42,835 --> 01:04:44,445
everlasting rest...
1206
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:48,928
...is if Carmilla sacrifices
her human life.
1207
01:04:52,976 --> 01:04:55,021
So...
1208
01:04:55,065 --> 01:04:57,415
Let's not pretend that you'd
sacrifice Carmilla's life
1209
01:04:57,458 --> 01:05:00,070
for a few wayward spirits
1210
01:05:00,113 --> 01:05:01,941
any more than I would.
- We can't just leave them
1211
01:05:01,985 --> 01:05:04,248
trapped in a nightmare.
- You'd let your friends die
1212
01:05:04,291 --> 01:05:06,685
in here to... help them?
1213
01:05:06,728 --> 01:05:09,079
- There has to be another way!
- Ugh!
1214
01:05:09,122 --> 01:05:11,168
You've had your chance.
1215
01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:13,561
Whatever happens now
is your fault.
1216
01:05:13,605 --> 01:05:15,563
[gasping]
1217
01:05:15,607 --> 01:05:17,435
[thunder cracking]
- Elle?
1218
01:05:19,698 --> 01:05:21,482
Are you all right?
Did she do anything to you
1219
01:05:21,526 --> 01:05:24,964
in the dreamscape?
- No.
1220
01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:28,925
No. I just wanna
get her out of my head.
1221
01:05:30,970 --> 01:05:32,929
I wanna get
your life back.
1222
01:05:32,972 --> 01:05:35,235
- Well, we think we can lure her
out into the open
1223
01:05:35,279 --> 01:05:37,455
by using Charlotte as bait.
1224
01:05:37,498 --> 01:05:39,631
- You'd do thatfor us?
1225
01:05:41,676 --> 01:05:44,070
- There's only a few hours left
of the Ash Moon.
1226
01:05:44,114 --> 01:05:46,725
If Emily and I
want to move on...
1227
01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:50,033
...it's our only chance.
1228
01:05:51,034 --> 01:05:53,514
[ominous music]
1229
01:05:53,558 --> 01:05:55,690
♪♪♪
1230
01:06:04,656 --> 01:06:06,658
[thunder cracking]
1231
01:06:07,311 --> 01:06:08,747
- There you are!
1232
01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:11,228
You know, it's impolite
1233
01:06:11,271 --> 01:06:13,665
to cause your host
so much trouble.
1234
01:06:13,708 --> 01:06:16,146
- I'm sure I'll find a way
to repay you.
1235
01:06:27,940 --> 01:06:29,724
- A trap.
1236
01:06:29,768 --> 01:06:31,378
You aren't serious.
1237
01:06:31,422 --> 01:06:34,120
- Vampire, warrior,
1238
01:06:34,164 --> 01:06:36,731
journalist... I like
our chances.
1239
01:06:36,775 --> 01:06:38,342
Let's have a little chat
1240
01:06:38,385 --> 01:06:40,474
about taking things
that don't belong to us.
1241
01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:43,782
- You first.
[screaming]
1242
01:06:43,825 --> 01:06:47,220
- MEL!
- Ooh! Best get the broom out!
1243
01:06:47,264 --> 01:06:49,701
[screaming]
1244
01:06:49,744 --> 01:06:51,224
Look at that.
1245
01:06:52,356 --> 01:06:53,879
Then there were three.
1246
01:06:53,922 --> 01:06:55,402
[giggling]
1247
01:06:57,404 --> 01:06:59,624
You should've taken up
my offer, sweetheart.
1248
01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:02,714
- Offer?
- Your life for your friends.
1249
01:07:02,757 --> 01:07:05,369
Don't worry. Laura declined
1250
01:07:05,412 --> 01:07:07,762
when she discovered Charlotte
and Emily can't move on
1251
01:07:07,806 --> 01:07:10,765
without destroying
your... precious spark.
1252
01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:14,769
- You'll never be
able to enjoy it.
1253
01:07:14,813 --> 01:07:16,771
You'll spend the rest
of your days
1254
01:07:16,815 --> 01:07:18,686
looking over
your shoulder...
1255
01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:22,777
...wondering if it's my step
you hear at the door.
1256
01:07:25,215 --> 01:07:26,346
[grunting]
1257
01:07:28,174 --> 01:07:29,958
- I'll take my chances.
1258
01:07:30,002 --> 01:07:32,048
I've got the brooch.
1259
01:07:32,091 --> 01:07:34,267
There's nothing
you can do to stop me.
1260
01:07:34,311 --> 01:07:36,530
- Maybe not...
but she knows Krav Maga.
1261
01:07:36,574 --> 01:07:40,056
- What?
[grunting]
1262
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:43,929
- Why do people
always forget that?
1263
01:07:43,972 --> 01:07:45,365
[cry of pain]
[grunting]
1264
01:07:47,933 --> 01:07:50,675
[rising music]
1265
01:07:50,718 --> 01:07:52,503
- NOOO!
1266
01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:58,378
[sighing]
1267
01:07:58,422 --> 01:08:00,424
- Hello?
1268
01:08:03,383 --> 01:08:04,384
Carm?
1269
01:08:06,386 --> 01:08:07,387
CARM!
1270
01:08:17,441 --> 01:08:19,443
OK.
1271
01:08:22,488 --> 01:08:24,796
Pull yourself together, Hollis.
1272
01:08:28,755 --> 01:08:31,716
[indistinct whispering]
1273
01:08:31,759 --> 01:08:34,066
[eerie music]
1274
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:36,112
♪♪♪
1275
01:08:49,081 --> 01:08:52,171
♪♪♪
1276
01:09:11,799 --> 01:09:15,193
Oh, crap. We're live?
Today, on Toronto News 9,
1277
01:09:15,237 --> 01:09:17,587
it's harsh reality.
1278
01:09:17,630 --> 01:09:19,938
Abandon your childhood dreams
for the dubious security
1279
01:09:19,981 --> 01:09:22,201
of a subpar paycheque.
1280
01:09:22,245 --> 01:09:24,377
Spend your days glorifying
clickbait and your nights
1281
01:09:24,421 --> 01:09:26,205
letting fear and misery
drive away friends
1282
01:09:26,249 --> 01:09:28,990
and loved ones. Accept that
life is an unbroken chain
1283
01:09:29,033 --> 01:09:33,038
of mediocrity
stretching on and on and on.
1284
01:09:33,081 --> 01:09:34,952
[dramatic sound indication]
This is Laura Hollis,
1285
01:09:34,996 --> 01:09:37,608
reporting live
from a failed career.
1286
01:09:37,651 --> 01:09:39,958
- I want my life,
you little thief!
1287
01:09:40,001 --> 01:09:42,003
I WANT MY LIFE!
1288
01:09:43,917 --> 01:09:45,833
- Doors are arbitrary.
- You're gonna love New York.
1289
01:09:45,877 --> 01:09:47,791
- Wonderful.
- There's...
1290
01:09:47,835 --> 01:09:49,750
theatre and concerts
1291
01:09:49,794 --> 01:09:51,621
and... life.
1292
01:09:51,665 --> 01:09:54,320
- Wait. I know this.
I dreamed this.
1293
01:09:54,364 --> 01:09:56,322
- Your life is gonna be so much
bigger than you ever imagined.
1294
01:09:56,366 --> 01:09:58,846
What are you doing?
1295
01:09:58,889 --> 01:10:02,154
[gasping]
- You don't belong here!
1296
01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:04,025
[grunting]
1297
01:10:04,068 --> 01:10:06,071
[panting]
1298
01:10:11,728 --> 01:10:14,558
[sobbing]
- She laughed.
1299
01:10:14,601 --> 01:10:17,735
Miss Sheridan, she laughed
1300
01:10:17,778 --> 01:10:19,780
at the very idea of...
1301
01:10:19,824 --> 01:10:23,393
- Oh, God.
- Why did we trust her?
1302
01:10:23,436 --> 01:10:25,221
- Poor Emily.
1303
01:10:25,264 --> 01:10:27,005
- Why did we not...
- Poor Charlotte.
1304
01:10:27,048 --> 01:10:28,833
- I was supposed
1305
01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:30,617
to keep you safe.
1306
01:10:30,661 --> 01:10:32,967
- Do you know what'll happen
if you die in here?
1307
01:10:33,011 --> 01:10:34,969
- Let me guess.
1308
01:10:35,013 --> 01:10:36,841
I die in the real world too.
- Worse.
1309
01:10:36,884 --> 01:10:38,755
You'll be trapped
1310
01:10:38,799 --> 01:10:40,758
in this hell made of dead minds.
1311
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:43,978
I wonder if you'll feel
1312
01:10:44,022 --> 01:10:46,981
so sympathetic then.
- Is that what happened to you?
1313
01:10:48,766 --> 01:10:51,159
- I don't want your pity.
I want my life!
1314
01:10:51,202 --> 01:10:53,335
[grunting]
1315
01:10:53,379 --> 01:10:56,077
I can take it
from you living...
1316
01:10:56,121 --> 01:10:58,514
or I can take it
from you dead.
1317
01:10:58,558 --> 01:11:01,648
- You've seen my dreams.
[grunting]
1318
01:11:01,692 --> 01:11:03,650
Have I ever gone down
without a fight?
1319
01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:13,181
Stuck in an endless loop
of someone else's damage.
1320
01:11:13,225 --> 01:11:15,662
Classic me.
- You're gonna love New York.
1321
01:11:15,706 --> 01:11:19,275
There's... theatre and concerts
1322
01:11:19,318 --> 01:11:21,277
and... life.
1323
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:24,280
- Oh, God. Carm!
- Your life's gonna be
1324
01:11:24,323 --> 01:11:26,282
so much bigger
than you ever imagined!
1325
01:11:26,325 --> 01:11:28,501
What are you doing?
1326
01:11:41,384 --> 01:11:43,342
- I met a woman
in the village today.
1327
01:11:43,386 --> 01:11:46,650
She said strange things
about you.
1328
01:11:51,523 --> 01:11:52,525
What's wrong?
1329
01:11:54,657 --> 01:11:56,834
Why won't you look
at me, Carmilla?
1330
01:11:58,749 --> 01:12:01,534
LOOK AT ME!
[hissing]
1331
01:12:02,535 --> 01:12:04,232
[Elle gasping]
1332
01:12:06,103 --> 01:12:08,106
She was right.
1333
01:12:10,064 --> 01:12:13,241
You're a monster.
1334
01:12:13,285 --> 01:12:15,460
- I can explain.
1335
01:12:15,505 --> 01:12:17,376
- Oh, I've heard
enough of your lies.
1336
01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:19,943
Or your promises.
1337
01:12:19,987 --> 01:12:21,946
All your...
1338
01:12:21,989 --> 01:12:23,991
talk of a new life!
- No! Not lies.
1339
01:12:24,035 --> 01:12:27,343
In the colonies,
things'll be different!
1340
01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:29,127
No one will know us. You'll see!
1341
01:12:29,170 --> 01:12:30,998
- As if I would go anywhere
1342
01:12:31,041 --> 01:12:32,870
with you now.
1343
01:12:32,913 --> 01:12:35,481
No.
1344
01:12:35,525 --> 01:12:38,266
My new friend
1345
01:12:38,309 --> 01:12:41,574
is waiting in a carriage below.
1346
01:12:44,184 --> 01:12:46,449
She's going
to take me traveling.
1347
01:12:46,492 --> 01:12:48,407
She'll show me
the wonders of the world.
1348
01:12:48,451 --> 01:12:50,278
- No, you can't go with her.
1349
01:12:51,496 --> 01:12:53,064
Elle, I... I know I lied,
1350
01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:55,327
but... the horror
she has planned for you
1351
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:57,111
is much worse than--
- Worse?
1352
01:12:57,155 --> 01:12:59,853
Worse than saying
that she loved me...
1353
01:13:01,986 --> 01:13:03,727
...while she drank my blood?
1354
01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:07,600
WHILE SHE DRANK MY BLOOD?!
1355
01:13:08,732 --> 01:13:10,386
- Please...
1356
01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:13,911
[sighing]
1357
01:13:14,912 --> 01:13:16,914
- Don't worry.
1358
01:13:16,957 --> 01:13:19,219
I've told her
where you are.
1359
01:13:20,439 --> 01:13:23,616
She'll send someone
to deal with you.
1360
01:13:30,884 --> 01:13:33,234
[crying]
1361
01:13:36,150 --> 01:13:37,587
- What, is this on repeat?
1362
01:13:38,762 --> 01:13:41,982
How many times
have you watched this?
1363
01:13:44,071 --> 01:13:47,639
- It's done. We leave tonight.
1364
01:13:47,684 --> 01:13:49,947
In three days, we'll be on an
ocean liner headed for New York.
1365
01:13:54,778 --> 01:13:56,780
You're gonna love New York.
1366
01:13:56,823 --> 01:13:59,130
There's theatre and concerts
1367
01:13:59,173 --> 01:14:02,175
and... life.
1368
01:14:02,219 --> 01:14:05,484
Oh, your life's gonna be so much
bigger than you ever imagined!
1369
01:14:05,528 --> 01:14:07,617
- Hey.
1370
01:14:07,660 --> 01:14:09,662
Hey. It's OK.
1371
01:14:09,706 --> 01:14:12,491
Hey. You are not there anymore.
1372
01:14:12,535 --> 01:14:15,146
You are here with me. Right now.
1373
01:14:17,148 --> 01:14:18,889
And I have the brooch.
1374
01:14:18,932 --> 01:14:21,326
Maybe you can just... absorb it.
1375
01:14:24,851 --> 01:14:27,027
[indistinct whispering]
1376
01:14:27,071 --> 01:14:29,116
- Nothing.
1377
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:31,075
- Of course not.
1378
01:14:31,118 --> 01:14:33,512
Of course we still
need some stupid spell!
1379
01:14:33,556 --> 01:14:35,688
- Maybe I should
give her my life.
1380
01:14:37,907 --> 01:14:39,910
- What?
1381
01:14:43,827 --> 01:14:46,830
Carm, you can't. She's unhinged!
- Not to her...
1382
01:14:48,266 --> 01:14:49,267
To them.
1383
01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:53,532
Laura, everything
you saw in there...
1384
01:14:53,576 --> 01:14:56,404
it's everything I've
been avoiding for years.
1385
01:14:58,668 --> 01:15:01,105
Pretending like... being human
1386
01:15:01,148 --> 01:15:03,107
meant I didn't do
1387
01:15:03,150 --> 01:15:05,457
all of those awful things.
1388
01:15:09,156 --> 01:15:11,550
How is it fair
that I get this life
1389
01:15:11,594 --> 01:15:13,683
while they're just
trapped here?
1390
01:15:16,163 --> 01:15:18,252
After everything
I have done?
1391
01:15:21,603 --> 01:15:23,562
- OK.
[Laura sniffling]
1392
01:15:23,606 --> 01:15:25,564
OK.
1393
01:15:25,608 --> 01:15:27,871
A...
1394
01:15:27,914 --> 01:15:29,568
let's acknowledge
that Ellen, your mother,
1395
01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:32,528
shares some of this
blame, and B...
1396
01:15:32,571 --> 01:15:34,530
we will figure out
another way,
1397
01:15:34,573 --> 01:15:36,662
a way that doesn't involve
you giving up your life.
1398
01:15:36,706 --> 01:15:39,317
- You mean, find a way
to avoid responsibility?
1399
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:42,842
Hm-mm.
1400
01:15:42,886 --> 01:15:44,452
You heard Elle...
1401
01:15:46,106 --> 01:15:48,195
...there's no other way.
1402
01:15:48,239 --> 01:15:50,197
It's my life
for their freedom.
1403
01:15:50,241 --> 01:15:52,068
- What about
our life together?
1404
01:15:53,723 --> 01:15:55,507
Our future?
1405
01:15:57,943 --> 01:16:00,425
You're just gonna
give up on that?
1406
01:16:00,468 --> 01:16:03,123
- Laura, I'm not giving up--
- 'Cause we're supposed to have
1407
01:16:03,166 --> 01:16:05,865
arguments over who does dishes,
and cupcakes to celebrate
1408
01:16:05,909 --> 01:16:08,999
big days at work
and grandkids.
1409
01:16:11,784 --> 01:16:13,351
What is that gonna look like
if you can live
1410
01:16:13,394 --> 01:16:15,353
like you're 25 forever?
1411
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:20,793
- You think I don't want
those things, too?
1412
01:16:20,837 --> 01:16:23,404
- Please don't give up
on our life.
1413
01:16:23,448 --> 01:16:26,494
- I'm not giving up.
1414
01:16:28,496 --> 01:16:32,065
But I can't keep running away.
1415
01:16:32,109 --> 01:16:34,764
Not after what I've done.
1416
01:16:38,028 --> 01:16:39,986
- OK.
1417
01:16:40,030 --> 01:16:42,728
♪♪♪
1418
01:16:50,083 --> 01:16:51,868
- Thank you.
1419
01:16:51,911 --> 01:16:54,087
[indistinct whispering]
1420
01:16:57,916 --> 01:17:01,050
- Let's go save some ghosts.
1421
01:17:14,847 --> 01:17:16,936
Seriously?
1422
01:17:16,980 --> 01:17:19,025
People can't just dream
about getting audited?
1423
01:17:19,068 --> 01:17:22,942
[indistinct whispering]
1424
01:17:23,943 --> 01:17:24,901
Laf!
1425
01:17:24,943 --> 01:17:27,643
♪♪♪
1426
01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:31,603
How did you--?
- Escape my personal hell.
1427
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:33,605
I've been through
like three apocalypses,
1428
01:17:33,648 --> 01:17:35,912
I can tell the difference.
- You found any of the others?
1429
01:17:39,002 --> 01:17:40,699
- Funny you should mention that.
1430
01:17:42,483 --> 01:17:44,964
I've been trying to wake her,
but she keeps mistaking me
1431
01:17:45,008 --> 01:17:47,487
for... me.
1432
01:17:47,532 --> 01:17:50,273
- Form 83-B done.
1433
01:17:52,014 --> 01:17:55,366
Filing a 100 of these daily.
- You don't mind taking care
1434
01:17:55,409 --> 01:17:57,585
of the deeds, right? It'll just
be like 5 or 6 million pages.
1435
01:17:57,629 --> 01:18:00,675
You can do this alone; you don't
need me. See you in 6 years.
1436
01:18:00,719 --> 01:18:03,591
[indistinct whispering]
1437
01:18:03,635 --> 01:18:05,768
- Laura.
1438
01:18:05,811 --> 01:18:07,900
What... are you
doing in my...
1439
01:18:07,943 --> 01:18:09,902
strangely bureaucratic
nightmare?
1440
01:18:09,946 --> 01:18:11,948
- Elle zapped us
into nightmare land.
1441
01:18:11,991 --> 01:18:13,950
We have to do the spell
before sunrise,
1442
01:18:13,993 --> 01:18:16,213
which is coming up fast.
- Well, I...
1443
01:18:16,255 --> 01:18:18,563
I had to weigh the pages
before Elle zapped me,
1444
01:18:18,606 --> 01:18:20,782
but without the code key
to decipher the spell--
1445
01:18:20,826 --> 01:18:22,393
- [Laf]: I've got the code key.
1446
01:18:24,221 --> 01:18:27,398
- Oh! Yes, the symbol!
Do you have the full thing?
1447
01:18:27,441 --> 01:18:30,662
- Uh, yeah, I literally
have a photographic memory.
1448
01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:34,187
- Oh, I could
just kiss you
1449
01:18:34,231 --> 01:18:36,233
in your robot eye.
1450
01:18:39,192 --> 01:18:41,717
♪♪♪
1451
01:18:43,762 --> 01:18:45,895
[indistinct chatter]
- You're safe.
1452
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:52,553
- Why are people always
hunting me for sport?
1453
01:18:54,599 --> 01:18:56,601
- [woman]: And Mrs. Sheridan,
1454
01:18:56,644 --> 01:18:58,690
she laughed at the very idea...
1455
01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:00,170
[indistinct speaking]
1456
01:19:00,213 --> 01:19:02,476
♪♪♪
[indistinct whispering]
1457
01:19:19,232 --> 01:19:21,407
- OK, circle up.
We don't need
1458
01:19:21,452 --> 01:19:24,629
to hold hands or anything,
the spell is much more powerful,
1459
01:19:24,672 --> 01:19:27,763
but you might be
more cozy that way.
1460
01:19:27,806 --> 01:19:29,852
- So what happens to us
after the ghosts move on?
1461
01:19:29,895 --> 01:19:32,637
[indistinct whispering]
- Oh, hmm...
1462
01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:35,031
Well, we'll either find
ourselves back at the schloss.
1463
01:19:35,074 --> 01:19:37,903
or cease to exist entirely.
- Better than our usual lots.
1464
01:19:37,947 --> 01:19:41,037
- I'm sorry. Not to criticise
any plan that would clearly
1465
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:43,735
be so much to our benefit, but--
- Doesn't that mean
1466
01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:45,693
you have to give up
your human life?
1467
01:19:45,737 --> 01:19:47,652
[indistinct whispering]
1468
01:19:47,695 --> 01:19:50,742
- Yeah.
Well, I'm responsible
1469
01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:53,005
for what happened to you,
1470
01:19:53,049 --> 01:19:55,921
so... this is how
I can help.
1471
01:19:58,445 --> 01:20:00,491
[gust of wind]
1472
01:20:02,318 --> 01:20:04,190
- Whoa! What happened to the--?
- It's a cake now.
1473
01:20:04,234 --> 01:20:07,106
Don't ask.
- OK.
1474
01:20:07,150 --> 01:20:09,543
- Alright, uh, let's get
this ritual started
1475
01:20:09,587 --> 01:20:10,893
before I change my mind.
1476
01:20:12,895 --> 01:20:14,897
[indistinct whispering]
[paper ruffling]
1477
01:20:18,074 --> 01:20:20,772
[casting in foreign language]
1478
01:20:23,644 --> 01:20:26,865
[indistinct whispering]
1479
01:20:26,909 --> 01:20:29,825
[dramatic music]
- Carm!
1480
01:20:31,391 --> 01:20:34,003
- You think I'm gonna
let you do this?
1481
01:20:34,046 --> 01:20:35,960
Steal everything from me again?!
- But Carm really isn't
1482
01:20:36,005 --> 01:20:38,050
the one you blame for that.
1483
01:20:38,094 --> 01:20:40,487
Is she?
I've seen that moment
1484
01:20:40,531 --> 01:20:42,489
between you two
over and over again.
1485
01:20:42,532 --> 01:20:44,535
You had everything that you ever
wanted and you gave it up
1486
01:20:44,577 --> 01:20:46,624
because you were afraid.
- They lied to me.
1487
01:20:46,666 --> 01:20:48,539
Carmilla, her mother,
1488
01:20:48,582 --> 01:20:50,584
they betrayed
and murdered me!
1489
01:20:50,628 --> 01:20:52,151
- You're right: it isn't fair
what happened to you,
1490
01:20:52,195 --> 01:20:54,153
but that's not an excuse.
1491
01:20:54,197 --> 01:20:57,068
Everything that you're
doing right now -
1492
01:20:57,112 --> 01:20:58,941
hurting everyone else, hurting
yourself - it's just because
1493
01:20:58,984 --> 01:21:01,030
you're afraid of what comes
next, but you don't have to be.
1494
01:21:01,073 --> 01:21:02,596
We can help you.
1495
01:21:02,639 --> 01:21:04,598
We can help you find the peace
that you've always been
1496
01:21:04,642 --> 01:21:06,296
looking for.
- No!
1497
01:21:06,339 --> 01:21:09,212
No, I don't want
your platitudes! I want my...
1498
01:21:11,910 --> 01:21:15,261
- Your life.
You want your life.
1499
01:21:15,305 --> 01:21:17,742
Yeah, we know.
- Ugh!
1500
01:21:17,785 --> 01:21:21,398
- But it's not all about you.
And you're a part
1501
01:21:21,441 --> 01:21:23,879
of this. Stay put.
1502
01:21:23,922 --> 01:21:26,011
- Nice shot!
- I've been waiting to do that
1503
01:21:26,055 --> 01:21:27,795
since we got here.
1504
01:21:30,146 --> 01:21:32,103
- So, you're kind of rocking
the field work these days, huh?
1505
01:21:32,148 --> 01:21:35,237
Think if we got some more
admin help, you'd be able
1506
01:21:35,281 --> 01:21:38,284
to come out more.
- I think I could
1507
01:21:38,327 --> 01:21:40,330
find some time to play.
1508
01:21:42,723 --> 01:21:44,900
- We're almost free
of all of this.
1509
01:21:46,945 --> 01:21:49,425
- You shouldn't have been
drawn into it to begin with.
1510
01:21:49,469 --> 01:21:52,559
- It was 1872.
1511
01:21:52,603 --> 01:21:54,387
If we hadn't been
killed by vampires,
1512
01:21:54,431 --> 01:21:56,259
it would have been...
1513
01:21:56,302 --> 01:21:58,261
I don't know, tuberculosis?
1514
01:21:58,304 --> 01:22:00,611
[indistinct whispering]
- Oddly specific.
1515
01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:04,657
- Each day was made better
1516
01:22:04,702 --> 01:22:07,923
because you tried
to make it such.
1517
01:22:07,966 --> 01:22:09,968
I don't regret a thing.
1518
01:22:15,539 --> 01:22:17,454
Thank you...
1519
01:22:17,496 --> 01:22:19,543
for the dance.
1520
01:22:19,585 --> 01:22:21,849
I wish there could
be another, but...
1521
01:22:21,893 --> 01:22:23,851
- I get it.
1522
01:22:23,895 --> 01:22:26,157
You gotta leave
with the one that brung you.
1523
01:22:28,465 --> 01:22:30,510
- Would you like to...?
1524
01:22:31,990 --> 01:22:33,600
- Obviously.
1525
01:22:46,526 --> 01:22:49,790
- [Elle]: Ugh, can we please
just move on already?
1526
01:22:49,834 --> 01:22:51,487
[indistinct whispering]
1527
01:22:55,361 --> 01:22:57,710
[casting in foreign language]
1528
01:23:04,282 --> 01:23:06,546
[indistinct whispering]
1529
01:23:10,637 --> 01:23:13,510
- Ah, it's working!
1530
01:23:38,491 --> 01:23:41,059
[silence]
1531
01:23:43,061 --> 01:23:45,107
- What the hell now?
1532
01:23:47,934 --> 01:23:49,894
- Guess with all
the ghosts gone,
1533
01:23:49,937 --> 01:23:53,071
there's no reason for this place
to exist anymore.
1534
01:23:53,115 --> 01:23:55,726
So...
1535
01:23:55,769 --> 01:23:57,467
it worked.
1536
01:23:57,510 --> 01:23:59,164
Hurray.
1537
01:24:03,473 --> 01:24:05,562
Sorry about before.
1538
01:24:07,259 --> 01:24:10,045
I think I've been so focused
on chasing after your life
1539
01:24:10,088 --> 01:24:12,134
'cause it seemed
a lot easier than...
1540
01:24:12,177 --> 01:24:14,309
trying to fix my own.
1541
01:24:14,353 --> 01:24:16,398
- Hey...
1542
01:24:18,401 --> 01:24:20,707
...you're Laura Hollis.
1543
01:24:20,751 --> 01:24:22,231
[Carmilla sniggers.]
1544
01:24:22,273 --> 01:24:24,929
...and I have
watched you fight
1545
01:24:24,972 --> 01:24:28,280
vampires and... gods,
1546
01:24:28,324 --> 01:24:31,414
and even that lady
who tried to butt us in line
1547
01:24:31,457 --> 01:24:33,503
at the craft fair.
[both chuckling]
1548
01:24:35,505 --> 01:24:38,160
So you're gonna
figure it out.
1549
01:24:38,202 --> 01:24:40,335
Whatever happens next...
1550
01:24:42,686 --> 01:24:44,731
...we're gonna
do it together.
1551
01:24:52,609 --> 01:24:54,567
- This goes Romeo
and Juliet on us,
1552
01:24:54,611 --> 01:24:56,612
I'm totally gonna
haunt your ass.
1553
01:24:58,441 --> 01:25:00,486
- Of course you are.
1554
01:25:07,362 --> 01:25:09,626
[blowing candle]
1555
01:25:12,585 --> 01:25:15,371
[birds chirping]
1556
01:25:15,414 --> 01:25:17,895
♪♪♪
1557
01:25:24,945 --> 01:25:27,121
- Well, that was a kick.
1558
01:25:31,169 --> 01:25:33,128
[Beep!]
- [Where are you, guys?]
1559
01:25:33,171 --> 01:25:35,173
- [Is everyone OK? Over.]
1560
01:25:37,393 --> 01:25:41,657
- Affirmative.
Laura and Carm A-OK.
1561
01:25:41,701 --> 01:25:43,921
Over.
- [Front door is unlocked.]
1562
01:25:43,964 --> 01:25:46,445
- [Oh! Meet you outside.]
1563
01:25:46,489 --> 01:25:48,665
- [You're supposed to say over.
- Over.]
1564
01:25:51,058 --> 01:25:53,059
- Let's get the hell out
of Styria.
1565
01:25:54,540 --> 01:25:57,630
[uplifting electro music]
1566
01:26:14,212 --> 01:26:16,171
- I call dibs on window!
1567
01:26:16,214 --> 01:26:19,739
♪♪♪
1568
01:26:31,969 --> 01:26:35,668
♪♪♪
1569
01:26:44,982 --> 01:26:46,375
[small chuckle]
1570
01:26:47,245 --> 01:26:49,116
- Hmm...
1571
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:51,162
and how does it feel,
Ms. Hollis,
1572
01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:54,469
to officially be
a freelance journalist at large?
1573
01:26:54,513 --> 01:26:57,168
- I've made a huge mistake!
What have I done?
1574
01:26:57,212 --> 01:27:00,040
I quit my job.
I gave up my cubicle!
1575
01:27:00,084 --> 01:27:02,521
I don't have a plan! What am I
supposed to do without a plan?
1576
01:27:02,565 --> 01:27:04,523
[both chuckling]
1577
01:27:04,567 --> 01:27:06,612
Only about half of that
was actual panic,
1578
01:27:06,656 --> 01:27:09,136
so pretty good, right?
- Yeah.
1579
01:27:09,180 --> 01:27:10,398
[Laura laughing]
1580
01:27:10,442 --> 01:27:12,052
- I'm just gonna go
get some blood, babe.
1581
01:27:15,665 --> 01:27:18,624
- So this is a blueprint?
- Yep, the blueprints
1582
01:27:18,668 --> 01:27:21,410
they sent over.
And, oh, check this out.
1583
01:27:21,452 --> 01:27:23,629
They have an industrial-size
cleaning closet.
1584
01:27:23,673 --> 01:27:25,978
And then I was thinking we could
put your reactor over here,
1585
01:27:26,023 --> 01:27:27,981
in this corner.
- That is a beautiful thing.
1586
01:27:28,025 --> 01:27:29,983
- Selling out
going smoothly?
1587
01:27:30,027 --> 01:27:32,116
- Uh, we're retaining
executive control
1588
01:27:32,159 --> 01:27:34,379
over Laferry at Intrigue.
And they're giving us
1589
01:27:34,423 --> 01:27:37,469
a thorium reactor.
A thorium reactor!
1590
01:27:37,513 --> 01:27:40,124
- It was really scary.
- It sounds a little cushy.
1591
01:27:40,166 --> 01:27:42,169
- But it was a totally
legit adventure.
1592
01:27:42,213 --> 01:27:44,171
You know, there were ghosts
and a haunted mansion,
1593
01:27:44,215 --> 01:27:46,173
and then, you know,
this weird netherworld.
1594
01:27:46,217 --> 01:27:48,306
- And comfy beds
and midnight snacks,
1595
01:27:48,350 --> 01:27:51,570
and a masquerade ball.
- Look, I even have a mark
1596
01:27:51,614 --> 01:27:53,572
where I got ghost zapped. Look.
1597
01:27:53,616 --> 01:27:55,574
No, seriously, look.
- No, I see it.
1598
01:27:55,618 --> 01:27:57,576
That's good.
- Look! It's there, look!
1599
01:27:57,620 --> 01:28:00,144
- You can put it away now.
- OK, don't give me
1600
01:28:00,187 --> 01:28:02,842
pity eyes, Hollis.
Like, you never had a crush
1601
01:28:02,886 --> 01:28:05,802
on a dead girl...
- That does sound familiar.
1602
01:28:09,109 --> 01:28:10,675
- Thanks.
1603
01:28:16,987 --> 01:28:19,337
- So...
1604
01:28:19,380 --> 01:28:21,339
Carmilla Karnstein...
- Hmmm...
1605
01:28:21,383 --> 01:28:23,776
- ...a vampire again.
1606
01:28:23,820 --> 01:28:25,996
What's next?
1607
01:28:26,039 --> 01:28:29,869
- I'm thinking...
maybe my PhD in Philosophy.
1608
01:28:31,697 --> 01:28:34,264
Hey, attend university
for 70-odd years
1609
01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:36,659
and you rack up
a few credits.
1610
01:28:36,702 --> 01:28:39,357
- So proud of you.
1611
01:28:39,401 --> 01:28:41,054
- You're not worried
about how we'll spend
1612
01:28:41,098 --> 01:28:42,360
the rest of our lives together?
1613
01:28:44,406 --> 01:28:47,059
- I figure any two people
in a relationship,
1614
01:28:47,103 --> 01:28:49,498
their lives move
at different paces.
1615
01:28:49,541 --> 01:28:52,936
That isn't the part
that matters.
1616
01:28:53,937 --> 01:28:55,112
This...
1617
01:28:56,112 --> 01:28:58,071
...here...
1618
01:28:58,115 --> 01:28:59,943
right now...
1619
01:28:59,986 --> 01:29:02,902
This is what matters.
1620
01:29:02,946 --> 01:29:04,991
And I love you.
1621
01:29:07,472 --> 01:29:09,431
- I love you too.
1622
01:29:19,136 --> 01:29:22,313
♪♪♪
1623
01:29:28,537 --> 01:29:30,974
- ♪♪ I knew...
- I'm Laura Hollis
1624
01:29:31,017 --> 01:29:33,803
and this is a web exclusive
for Cream Puffington Post.
1625
01:29:33,846 --> 01:29:36,371
We're talking today
with veteran dragonslayer
1626
01:29:36,414 --> 01:29:40,897
Elizabeth Spielsdorf about
the great apocalypse of 2015.
1627
01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:43,246
Hi, I'm Laura Hollis
on assignment in Graz
1628
01:29:43,290 --> 01:29:45,423
where we're just in time
for the ribbon cutting ceremony
1629
01:29:45,467 --> 01:29:48,121
on the J.P. Armitage
Memorial Library.
1630
01:29:48,165 --> 01:29:50,123
I'm Laura Hollis
reporting to you live
1631
01:29:50,166 --> 01:29:52,517
from the Geneva Summit
on the rights of Werepeople.
1632
01:29:52,561 --> 01:29:55,651
I'm Laura Hollis reporting
to you live from Iceland
1633
01:29:55,693 --> 01:29:58,262
where scientists have recently
made a breakthrough discovery
1634
01:29:58,305 --> 01:30:00,264
of the first drinkable
fountain of youth.
1635
01:30:00,307 --> 01:30:03,267
A scandal brewing tonight
on the step of the capital.
1636
01:30:03,309 --> 01:30:05,487
as the President
who, last month, was revealed
1637
01:30:05,530 --> 01:30:08,968
to be an as-yet unidentified
species of lizard creature
1638
01:30:09,012 --> 01:30:11,841
with very small hands
refuses to produce
1639
01:30:11,884 --> 01:30:13,843
his long-form
hatching certificate.
1640
01:30:13,886 --> 01:30:17,324
This is senior correspondent
Laura Hollis
1641
01:30:17,368 --> 01:30:19,501
for MSSSN-BCD.
1642
01:30:19,544 --> 01:30:22,460
- ♪ I know a place
1643
01:30:22,504 --> 01:30:26,421
♪ I know a place we can go
1644
01:30:26,464 --> 01:30:29,293
♪ Where everyone
gonna lay down ♪
1645
01:30:29,335 --> 01:30:33,036
♪ Their weapon
Lay down their weapon ♪
1646
01:30:33,079 --> 01:30:36,909
♪ Just give me trust
and watch what'll happen ♪
1647
01:30:36,952 --> 01:30:39,695
♪ 'Cause I know
1648
01:30:39,737 --> 01:30:43,699
♪ I know a place we can run
- Yeah ♪
1649
01:30:43,742 --> 01:30:48,268
- ♪ Where everyone gonna
lay down their weapon ♪
1650
01:30:48,312 --> 01:30:50,270
♪ Lay down their weapon
1651
01:30:50,314 --> 01:30:53,925
♪ Don't you be afraid
of love and affection ♪
1652
01:30:53,969 --> 01:30:56,668
♪ Just lay down your weapon
1653
01:31:01,804 --> 01:31:04,589
♪ Right now
1654
01:31:04,633 --> 01:31:07,853
♪ It's like you're carrying
all the weight of your past ♪
1655
01:31:07,897 --> 01:31:10,116
♪ I could feel
the bruises ♪
1656
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:12,335
♪ Yellow, dark blue and black
1657
01:31:12,379 --> 01:31:16,383
♪ But baby, it bruises
only your body ♪
1658
01:31:16,427 --> 01:31:19,386
♪ Trying to keep you intact
1659
01:31:19,430 --> 01:31:21,911
♪ So right now
1660
01:31:21,954 --> 01:31:25,654
♪ I think we should
go get drunk on cheap wine ♪
1661
01:31:25,697 --> 01:31:29,571
♪ I feel you should
hop onto the purple line ♪
1662
01:31:29,614 --> 01:31:31,877
♪ 'Cause maybe your purpose
1663
01:31:31,921 --> 01:31:33,879
♪ Is to never give up
1664
01:31:33,923 --> 01:31:36,142
♪ When we're
on the right track ♪
1665
01:31:36,186 --> 01:31:38,362
♪ But I can tell
1666
01:31:38,405 --> 01:31:40,364
♪ When you get nervous
1667
01:31:40,407 --> 01:31:42,584
♪ You think being yourself
1668
01:31:42,627 --> 01:31:44,716
♪ Means being unworthy
1669
01:31:44,760 --> 01:31:46,805
♪ And it's all to love
1670
01:31:46,849 --> 01:31:48,981
♪ With a heart that's hurting
1671
01:31:49,025 --> 01:31:53,290
♪ But if you want
to go on dancing ♪
1672
01:31:53,333 --> 01:31:56,684
♪ I know a place
1673
01:31:56,728 --> 01:31:59,296
♪ I know a place we can go
1674
01:31:59,339 --> 01:32:00,950
- ♪ Yeah
1675
01:32:00,993 --> 01:32:04,736
- ♪ Where everyone gonna
lay down their weapon ♪
1676
01:32:04,780 --> 01:32:07,217
♪ Lay down their weapon
1677
01:32:07,260 --> 01:32:09,349
♪ Just give me trust
1678
01:32:09,393 --> 01:32:11,482
♪ And watch what happen
1679
01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:13,876
♪ 'Cause I know
1680
01:32:13,919 --> 01:32:16,487
♪ I know a place we can run
1681
01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:18,141
- ♪ Yeah
1682
01:32:18,184 --> 01:32:22,537
- ♪ Where everyone gonna
lay down their weapon ♪
1683
01:32:22,580 --> 01:32:24,626
♪ Lay down their weapon
1684
01:32:24,669 --> 01:32:28,673
♪ Don't you be afraid
of love and affection ♪
1685
01:32:28,717 --> 01:32:32,023
♪ Just lay down your weapon ♪
1686
01:32:32,068 --> 01:32:34,244
[silence]
1687
01:33:01,487 --> 01:33:03,621
[floor creaking]
1688
01:33:17,722 --> 01:33:20,420
[sinister music]
1689
01:33:32,519 --> 01:33:34,478
[music ends]
1690
01:33:39,439 --> 01:33:42,878
[eerie music]
1691
01:33:42,921 --> 01:33:45,141
- Hey, Maddie.
[Maddie chuckling]
1692
01:33:45,184 --> 01:33:47,665
- Hey, sis.
1693
01:33:47,709 --> 01:33:49,710
- What are you--?
- Back from the underworld
1694
01:33:49,754 --> 01:33:53,889
and lounging in your charmingly
Bohemian pied-a-terre.
1695
01:33:53,932 --> 01:33:56,674
[Maddie chuckling]
- For starters.
1696
01:33:56,718 --> 01:33:59,634
- You and I and the little
ingénue that could
1697
01:33:59,677 --> 01:34:02,245
are going on a road trip.
1698
01:34:02,288 --> 01:34:06,291
Turns out the angler fish
was female.
1699
01:34:06,335 --> 01:34:09,077
Before it died, it laid eggs.
1700
01:34:09,121 --> 01:34:13,299
Just an alarming
number of eggs.
1701
01:34:13,343 --> 01:34:16,128
♪♪♪
1702
01:34:24,441 --> 01:34:26,008
- Alright, let's get going.
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