1 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:11,011 - OK! 2 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:13,796 Don't know how many of you are new and how many of you 3 00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:15,015 have been with us from the start, 4 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:17,756 but I am Laura Hollis. 5 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,194 Yes, theLaura Hollis 6 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:21,804 who recently got famous, or... 7 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:23,197 "internet famous" 8 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:24,589 because my university pals and I 9 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:26,635 vlogged ourselves saving the world. 10 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:31,727 [people screaming] [demonic snarling] 11 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,729 See, back in my freshman year, we discovered 12 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:35,948 that our Austrian university was actually being 13 00:00:35,992 --> 00:00:38,386 run by an evil dean and her vampire cult. 14 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:40,518 Naturally. 15 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:42,607 They'd been sacrificing girls to this... 16 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:44,609 monstrous creature under the campus 17 00:00:44,653 --> 00:00:46,568 for centuries, and I was next. 18 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:49,875 Really should've gone to that safety school. 19 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:54,010 Anyway.... The dean sent Carmilla. 20 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,925 - I'm your new roommate, sweetheart. 21 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:58,014 - A 300-year old vampire 22 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,016 with a checkered past 23 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,627 and centuries worth of victims to kidnap me. 24 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:05,325 There was just one little snag with that plan. 25 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:10,070 Carm and I fell in love. 26 00:01:11,897 --> 00:01:14,074 Carm turned her back on the evil dean, 27 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:16,424 and with a little help from our friends, 28 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:19,166 Laf, Perry, Kirsch, 29 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:21,907 Mel and Danny, we saved the school... 30 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:25,041 ...and the world. 31 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,043 For stopping the apocalypse, Carm earned herself 32 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,698 a magical, human life. A vampire no more! 33 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:31,656 A chance to... 34 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:34,877 start again and leave the crimes of her past behind, 35 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,922 and for us to figure out... 36 00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:41,101 ...whatever happens next. 37 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:43,494 [uplifting music] 38 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,288 [thunder cracking] 39 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:56,812 [sharp inhale] 40 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:00,685 OK... 41 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:03,253 Weird. 42 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:05,299 ♪♪♪ 43 00:02:08,301 --> 00:02:10,130 Old-timey and weird. 44 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:26,755 [door creaking] 45 00:02:29,714 --> 00:02:30,715 Hello? 46 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,155 [ethereal music] 47 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,941 Ghost lady? 48 00:02:40,116 --> 00:02:42,336 [dramatic music] 49 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:44,293 ♪♪♪ 50 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,737 [gasping] 51 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,439 - You're wearing my brooch. - Oh, Carm! 52 00:02:58,482 --> 00:03:01,355 [sighing] - Did I scare you, my pet? 53 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:04,445 - You think, sneaking around dressed like Lizzie Borden? 54 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:06,142 Wait... 55 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,709 Why are you dressed like Lizzie Borden? 56 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:09,885 - You mustn't be afraid. 57 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:11,930 - Why would I be afraid? 58 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:15,195 - We shall die as lovers may. 59 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,460 Die together... 60 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:24,595 ...so that we may live together. 61 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,858 [snarling] [dramatic music] 62 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:28,904 [gulping] 63 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:32,647 [sharp inhale] 64 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:34,475 [sighing] 65 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:39,131 Welcome back, Cream Puff. 66 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,787 - I think your horror movies are giving me nightmares. 67 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:45,007 - Oh, well... 68 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:48,140 Life's rough like that sometimes. 69 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:51,535 [chainsaw revving on TV] 70 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:53,015 Come on! 71 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:55,539 How long does it take to kill one limping teenager? 72 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,976 Is this guy on a coffee break? 73 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,064 - [woman]: Get in the car! 74 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:04,331 - So, what happened? Did you get scooped up 75 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:06,463 by that talking goat again? [chuckling] 76 00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:09,161 - No. I dreamed you were a vampire. 77 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,557 It was very... 78 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:16,343 blast from your gothic horror past. 79 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:18,649 There was this old house, and then you... 80 00:04:20,911 --> 00:04:22,740 ...then you were actually kind of scary. 81 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:24,612 - I hurt you? 82 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:26,614 - In a dream. 83 00:04:26,657 --> 00:04:29,399 Come on, it was probably a... subconscious fascination 84 00:04:29,443 --> 00:04:31,271 with Victorian murders. 85 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:36,450 Or, uh... corsets. - Mmm! 86 00:04:39,888 --> 00:04:43,021 Well, no need to go digging around in the past. 87 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:45,067 We have it much better now. 88 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:48,288 - No arguments here. 89 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,813 So long, hammer horror! 90 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:54,294 Hello, rom-com. 91 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:56,207 [chainsaw revving on TV] 92 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:58,689 [screaming on TV] 93 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:03,651 [heavenly music] 94 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:06,393 ♪♪♪ 95 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:08,743 - ♪♪ We could live 96 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:11,920 ♪ Forever, and suffer 97 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:14,488 ♪♪♪ 98 00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:19,362 ♪ Die as one, together ♪ 99 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,408 ♪ As lovers 100 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:23,627 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 101 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:25,629 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 102 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:27,849 [harmonizing] 103 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:31,243 ♪♪♪ 104 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:33,681 ♪ Love will be cruel 105 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,987 ♪ To who it entices 106 00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:37,946 [harmonizing] 107 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:40,775 ♪♪♪ 108 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:43,343 ♪ Love will have 109 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:45,736 ♪ Its sacrifices ♪ 110 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:48,783 ♪♪♪ 111 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:54,876 [rapid footfalls] [heavy breathing] 112 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:57,835 [eerie music] 113 00:05:57,879 --> 00:06:00,142 ♪♪♪ 114 00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:12,110 [dramatic music] 115 00:06:12,154 --> 00:06:14,243 [gasping] 116 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:17,115 [sighing] 117 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:24,819 [kiss sound] 118 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:27,125 [birds chirping] 119 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:28,997 [sighing] 120 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:44,186 - How now, brown cow. 121 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:46,188 How now, brown cow! 122 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:50,148 Happy anniversary, faithful viewers! 123 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:52,237 I know. I know, I know, I know. 124 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:54,196 I'm behind on my posts, 125 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:56,067 but I would never miss this, 126 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:58,461 because five years ago today, 127 00:06:58,505 --> 00:07:00,507 a rag-tag bunch of undergraduates stopped the dean 128 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:03,684 of their evil university from unleashing hell on earth! 129 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:07,035 Or... mostly stopped. You can't really blame us for Antarctica. 130 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:09,603 And where are they now, you might ask? 131 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:11,169 Well, let's check in 132 00:07:11,213 --> 00:07:13,781 with a very special five-year retrospective. 133 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:19,526 And then we will cut to... 134 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:21,528 [upbeat music] 135 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:23,573 ♪♪♪ 136 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:28,752 First up is Lafontaine and Perry, who, 137 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:31,407 as you'll recall, transferred to occult studies at Berkeley 138 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,409 and then started Laferry Industries, where they've 139 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,890 been revolutionizing life with the supernatural 140 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:38,022 with products like their hemo- soy vegan vampire supplements 141 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:40,721 ever since. They've got this huge meeting 142 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:42,723 with a megacorporation that wants to buy their start-up. 143 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,725 I'm so proud! 144 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:47,554 Speaking of super-successful people, you guys remember Danny, 145 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:49,730 my lit TA turned stalwart ally 146 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:51,688 turned repentant vampire 147 00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:54,561 has turned into... a vampire rights advocate. 148 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:56,780 And what retrospective would be complete 149 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,782 without a look at how Mel and Kirsch and I 150 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,958 leveraged our amateur coverage of the almost apocalypse 151 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:02,873 into a career in local news. 152 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:06,311 And if you're morbidly curious, here are some clips! 153 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:08,226 Today, we explore the fast-paced 154 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:10,098 world of floral arrangements. 155 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:12,404 Cranberry bannock. Ceramic cephalopod. 156 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:15,451 So... yeah. 157 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,062 I've not quite achieved Lois Lane-dom. 158 00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:20,195 But never fear! 159 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:30,031 It is all part of my five-year plan. 160 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,256 Yeah. Um... 161 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:41,912 after Carm and I took our glorious gap year, 162 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:45,176 it was time to start real life. So, we moved home to TO. 163 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:47,962 I finished my degree, stuck my foot in the door. 164 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,703 Now, I'm just waiting for my big break, 165 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:52,314 busting open some huge Woodward and Bernstein-style scandal 166 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:53,881 and being moved up to the city desk. 167 00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:56,927 Admittedly, I have been... 168 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,713 waiting a while for that one. 169 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:01,497 But, uh, you know, that's what you do in life. 170 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,150 You pay your dues. 171 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:07,242 Unless you're a former vampire with 300 years of sunshine 172 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,331 and culinary history to catch up on. 173 00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:12,029 So, what has our Carm been up to 174 00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:14,205 as a living, breathing human? 175 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:16,947 She's definitely taking advantage of ye olde 176 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,949 vampire trust fund. 177 00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:21,038 Bakery-based gluttony: check. 178 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,737 Sun-tanning sloth: check. 179 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:27,349 I-have-a-pulse-now lust. 180 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,526 Well... 181 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,833 [chuckling] 182 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:35,357 Actually, I can't really complain about that last one. 183 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,101 Yeah. 184 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:42,451 Unless you count starring in my spooky dreams, 185 00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:45,106 it's been a bit more pastry than purpose lately. 186 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,325 But... today's retrospective 187 00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,414 is all about perspective. 188 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,503 We are going to get our heroine back on track. 189 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:55,551 But... where to start such a conversation? 190 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,031 Where else? 191 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,037 With dessert! Ha ha! 192 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,604 - Mmm... 193 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,518 Have you been baking? 194 00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,520 - Happy re-birthday! 195 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:11,175 [giggling] 196 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,744 It's a... 197 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,267 like a... like a birthday, 198 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:18,139 but for your rebirth... 199 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:19,575 because... 200 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,185 five years ago, you got a life. 201 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:23,884 Not like a '90s "Get a life!" but you know, um... 202 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:26,495 Literally. - Hm. 203 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,540 How very Lewis Carroll. 204 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,373 - So... 205 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:36,984 speaking of five years, 206 00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:38,942 I was thinking that we could talk about five years 207 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,422 in the other direction. 208 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,991 'Cause you've been through a lot. 209 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,821 Not just Silas, but... death. 210 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,780 And the French Revolution. 211 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:53,348 So... it's completely understandable that you're 212 00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:56,394 feeling a little lost. - Lost? 213 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:59,049 - OK, maybe not lost, but... 214 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,442 maybe a little... 215 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,836 ...aimless. 216 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:05,186 - Laura, are you staging an intervention 217 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,927 because you think I'm wasting my life? 218 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:07,928 - No! 219 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,060 Maybe. 220 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,453 It's just... 221 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,239 You aren't immortal anymore. 222 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,067 And I know that you want to make the most 223 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,417 of our lives together-- - Is there something wrong 224 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,463 with those lives being fun? 225 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,639 - No... 226 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,163 but I think it's possible to have fun and... 227 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,731 - And did I go to that supernatural therapist? 228 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,646 - One time. 229 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,082 You said you couldn't take advice 230 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:33,823 from someone born after the moon landing. 231 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:34,694 - Mhm. 232 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,827 And do I pester you because you would rather 233 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:40,395 spend your days in a news cubicle 234 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:43,006 instead of on a beach in the South of France? 235 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,356 - No, you don't. It's just... 236 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,271 - It's just... 237 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:50,057 you like making plans, 238 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,407 and I love that about you. 239 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,411 But... 240 00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:58,935 I don't know. It's my re-birthday. 241 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,459 So... 242 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:04,375 I wanna spend it enjoying our lives. 243 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,334 Preferably... 244 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:09,250 somewhere with a... patio 245 00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,469 and an extensive wine selection. 246 00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:14,995 ♪♪♪ 247 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:19,651 And chocolates. 248 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:22,132 ♪♪♪ 249 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,893 ♪♪♪ 250 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,899 ♪♪♪ 251 00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:13,531 [sharp inhale] [thunder rumbling] 252 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,969 [eerie music] 253 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,057 - Carm? 254 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,148 - Shh... 255 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:23,498 You're dreaming. 256 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:31,985 - Oh. 257 00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:33,987 Right. 258 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,865 - You are mine. 259 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,867 You shall be mine. 260 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:49,045 You and I are one... 261 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,004 ...forever. 262 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,834 - Something tells me I'm gonna like this dream. 263 00:13:57,271 --> 00:14:00,230 [rising music] 264 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:03,277 ♪♪♪ 265 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,982 CARM! What are you doing?! 266 00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:14,592 [hissing] CARM! 267 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,638 Hey! Hey! It's me! It's me! 268 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,251 - Laura, your neck... 269 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,557 Oh, God! 270 00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:36,658 - What is going on? 271 00:14:40,444 --> 00:14:42,664 - Have you been in close proximity to any vampires 272 00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:45,667 or vampire by-products in the past two or three months? 273 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,017 - Oh, you mean when a Sumerian goddess turned me again 274 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,193 last week? Must've slipped my mind. 275 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,195 - I see the sarcasm hasn't suffered. 276 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,415 - Thanks for taking time out of your meeting prep to help us. 277 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,331 - For you guys... anything. - Of course. 278 00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,420 We're probably over-prepared. 279 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,726 - Something's definitely off with Carm. 280 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,643 - For those of us without a fancy cyborg eye? 281 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,036 - Right. Um... 282 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:12,650 This is Carm, and she's, well, dead except... 283 00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,914 - Except the resurrection spell is still running inside her, 284 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,046 making her a living human. - It makes her heart beat, 285 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,874 hair grow, and all the other things 286 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,877 a regular human body does. - Yeah, like a magic battery. 287 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,879 - I thought we agreed we wouldn't call it that. 288 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,315 - My vote's still with "life force". 289 00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,448 - No, that's even worse. - Ooh! What about, um, 290 00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:30,016 what about your spark? - Hm! Does pretty much work 291 00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,061 like an ignition. - [Laura]: Spark it is! 292 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,063 Spark, spark, spark! - I hope 293 00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,325 you're enjoying yourselves. 294 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,545 - Uh... 295 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,809 Carmilla's spark is going out. 296 00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:43,812 - What's wrong with it? - It's producing a sort 297 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,857 of electrical discharge that's making it flicker, 298 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,295 and since it's what's keeping her human, 299 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,862 when it flickers, she... - Vamps out. 300 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:54,388 - OK, so... 301 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,130 How do we get my... 302 00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,395 ..."spark" to stop flickering? 303 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,484 - We'll have to run some more tests. 304 00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:06,574 - And in the meantime, Carm just keeps randomly vamping out? 305 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,532 What are we supposed to do about that? 306 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:12,710 [sighing] 307 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,495 - ♪♪ Hundreds of miles, yeah 308 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,279 ♪ You cry like a baby 309 00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:18,760 ♪ You plead with me, Shout, scream ♪ 310 00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:21,023 ♪ Tell me I'm staying 311 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:24,287 ♪ I know, I know, I know 312 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,115 ♪ I'm still your love - Ow! 313 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:27,987 ♪♪♪ 314 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,294 - ♪ Back from the last place 315 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,383 [animal squeaking] ♪ That I wanted to fake you 316 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:36,778 ♪ Laugh with me, shout, scream Now tell me you're staying ♪ 317 00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:40,825 ♪ I know, I know, I know 318 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,479 ♪ You're still my love ♪ 319 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:43,828 ♪♪♪ 320 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:46,005 [indistinct speaking] 321 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,963 First of all, she's jazzed. 322 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,573 Like, "Oh, there'll be blueberry pie, right? 323 00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,140 I'm into the bluebs." And then to top it all off, 324 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,794 I get to the fridge, and he's just... 325 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:55,710 Carm? 326 00:16:57,929 --> 00:17:00,149 You OK? 327 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:03,500 - Sure, just... grappling with an aversion to daylight 328 00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,154 and cravings for blood. 329 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,763 - Hey... 330 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,766 Laf is gonna figure something out. 331 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:11,204 - I know, it's just... 332 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,336 this was supposed to be done. 333 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,164 You know... 334 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:18,559 the bloodlust, the self-loathing, 335 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,040 the sleeping tied to a chair in my own bedroom. 336 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,128 - That one might be overkill. 337 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,786 You've never had a problem controlling yourself before. 338 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,356 Unless you count dream Carm chasing me 339 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,663 through discount Transylvania all... 340 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,839 "You are mine. You shall be mine." 341 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,624 - Wait. What did you just say? 342 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,627 - "You are mine. You shall be mine. 343 00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:46,108 You and I are one forever." 344 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,681 Carm, what is going on? 345 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,684 It was just some silly Dracu-poetry 346 00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:58,686 my brain coughed up for atmosphere. 347 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,386 What are you looking for? [sighing] 348 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,823 [suspenseful music] 349 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,869 ♪♪♪ 350 00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,220 That house. 351 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,048 - This is where Elle and I lived. 352 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,443 Was this the manor in your dreams? 353 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,058 - So this place Laura's been dreaming about, the manor, 354 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,929 it's real? - Not just the manor. 355 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:29,020 - Carm thinks that, from what I'm describing, 356 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,631 - the house, the clothes, what she says - 357 00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:33,199 that I'm dreaming things that really happened... 358 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,376 ...150 years ago... 359 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,247 ...to Elle. 360 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,731 - Am I supposed to know who Elle is? 361 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,864 - Elle, the girl Carm turned on her mother 362 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,083 and stopped being evil for? 363 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,780 - That wasn't Laura? 364 00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:52,000 - Carmilla's epic first love? 365 00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,089 - Also not Laura? 366 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,265 - Remember our first year at Silas, those weird dreams 367 00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,267 I was having? - Only they weren't dreams, 368 00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,139 they were warnings from Carm's... 369 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,057 - So you think the dreams are from Elle? 370 00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:09,278 Didn't she like, sparkle off into floaty white nothingness 371 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,367 after Carmilla killed the giant angler fish god? 372 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:14,153 How is that a sentence I end up saying? 373 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:14,979 - Only one way to find out. 374 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:17,939 We go back to the scene of the crime. 375 00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,637 - If it's ghosts we can test the new spectrometer... 376 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:23,553 [voices fading] 377 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:26,295 - Carm? - Ooh! Then off-ty off we go! 378 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,341 - Yeah. I'm... 379 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,952 gonna go crack another bottle of hemo-soy. 380 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,047 - Hey. 381 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,137 I'm sorry about the whole "scene of the crime" thing. 382 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,880 I know what happened between you and Elle was complicated. 383 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,969 I shouldn't have said that. - No... 384 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,840 the scene of the crime is exactly what it is. 385 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,755 You saw those dreams. 386 00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:53,366 You know I... 387 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,368 ...hurt her. 388 00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:57,631 Hurt you. 389 00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,546 - You didn't mean to. 390 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,027 Maybe there's a silver lining in all of this. 391 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,726 If this is Elle trying to warn us about something, 392 00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,597 maybe you can... help her. 393 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,033 - I'm done being a vampire. 394 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:13,342 I'm done dredging up the past. I'm... done 395 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,997 with well-meaning therapists saying, 396 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,565 "Close your eyes and think of those you've wronged 397 00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:21,176 while I light up this funky incense." 398 00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,224 - That's right. 399 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:28,052 We have plans, and goals. 400 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,925 And a colour-coded chart, 401 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,623 none of which features some... mystery 402 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,583 from your past stealing the life that you earned. 403 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,325 So we are gonna figure out 404 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,805 who or what is doing this, and then we are gonna-- 405 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:44,373 - Gruesomely murder them-- - Stop them. 406 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,943 We're goin' back to Styria. 407 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,903 [upbeat music] 408 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,079 ♪♪♪ 409 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,174 - [Kirsch]: Where are we going? - [Laura]: Styria! 410 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,089 - [Kirsch]: Why are we going? - [Laura]: To stop Carm 411 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,004 from re-vamping! - [Kirsch]: OK, but really, 412 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,789 why go to the bad place with the monsters? 413 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,573 - [Laura]: Because of Elle's manor. It's in my dreams. 414 00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:13,576 It's all connected. And it's our only lead! Ha ha! 415 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,709 - [Kirsch]: Ooh, schnitzel! 416 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,888 [rousing music] 417 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,760 ♪♪♪ 418 00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:40,603 [record scratching] [panting] 419 00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,692 How much farther 'til we get to this place!? 420 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,391 - It's just... 421 00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,306 - Right around the corner. 422 00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:56,750 - Oh, yeah! That's cool, Laura. I got your bag. Yeah. 423 00:21:56,793 --> 00:22:00,014 [birds chirping] 424 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,929 [eerie music] 425 00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:03,974 ♪♪♪ 426 00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,377 - You don't have to do this if you don't want. 427 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,423 You can just stay here if it's too much. 428 00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:20,513 - Hm. And leave you alone 429 00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:22,515 to explore the mystery mansion? 430 00:22:22,558 --> 00:22:24,604 Hard pass. 431 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:33,526 [door creaking] Hello? 432 00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,892 ♪♪♪ 433 00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:06,167 - [Kirsch]: Hellooo? Knock knock? 434 00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,475 Elle's manor's pretty cool. 435 00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:11,564 - I guess, if you dig the Herring Hall vibe. 436 00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:13,740 - Hello? 437 00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:16,525 Anybody? 438 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:18,353 - I'm calling it. This place is totally haunted. 439 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,661 - You don't know that! Maybe it's just... creaky. 440 00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:24,533 It's a lovely example of a 19th-centry schloss. 441 00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:26,405 - Ha. Schloss. 442 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,146 - This is exactly like my dream. It's beautiful. 443 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,322 I mean, abandoned and dusty, 444 00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:33,324 but... beautiful. 445 00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:35,544 - Oh, well, we can deal with the dust. 446 00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:37,241 - Tell me you did not bring an entire bag 447 00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:39,243 of cleaning supplies. - Of course I did. 448 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:40,636 Do you know what dust does to expensive equipment? 449 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,336 - We have EMF detectors, Geiger counters, various spectrometers. 450 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,164 - You didn't think maybe we'd need some actual weapons? 451 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,036 - Well, knowledge is really less... 452 00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:51,038 - Pretty sure weapons are the best weapon. 453 00:23:51,081 --> 00:23:54,302 Look at this princess. Carbon-fibre limbs, 454 00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:56,304 80-pound draw weight, 455 00:23:56,347 --> 00:23:58,306 capable of shooting 160 feet per second. 456 00:23:58,349 --> 00:24:00,090 I call her... 457 00:24:00,134 --> 00:24:01,352 Gertrude. 458 00:24:01,396 --> 00:24:03,616 - How excessive. - Excessive? 459 00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,748 Do you remember senior year? 460 00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:08,621 You were possessed by Carmilla's mom, the evil god 461 00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:10,971 who forced the entire student body -including me- to dig a pit 462 00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:13,582 to the literal gates of Hell. Or how about that time Lafontaine 463 00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:16,193 got brain-sucked by the giant angler fish monster? 464 00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:18,195 Or how about the time that the evil baron 465 00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:20,589 tried to execute Carmilla? Or that time that Laura sorta, 466 00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:22,765 kinda, I don't know, died? - We do have 467 00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:25,594 a lot of back story. [clattering] 468 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:28,162 [thunder cracking] - [mumbling]: Fine. 469 00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:30,120 Fine. Haunted. - Tell me at least 470 00:24:30,164 --> 00:24:31,774 you two packed some heat? - Uh, I know Krav Maga. 471 00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:34,603 I am a weapon. I brought walkie-talkies 472 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,605 and flashlights for everyone. 473 00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:38,477 There's no cell service out here. 474 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,782 They're gonna come in handy. - How about you, Jughead? 475 00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:43,046 Oh. Vincent Van Bro brought beer. 476 00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:48,051 Is that her? - Yeah. 477 00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:53,013 Let's search this place! - For a girl 478 00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:55,189 who died 150 years ago? 479 00:24:55,232 --> 00:24:57,670 [zipping] - Better not keep her waiting. 480 00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:59,498 [thunder cracking] 481 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:01,456 [eerie music] 482 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,024 ♪♪♪ 483 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:06,722 [door creaking] 484 00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:13,990 [spectrometer crackling] 485 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,309 [door creaking] 486 00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:50,070 [thunder cracking] 487 00:25:56,032 --> 00:25:58,600 - Is that you? - It was. 488 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:12,092 - We should be safe to push the meeting to next week, don't you think? 489 00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:13,702 - Do we have to talk about this right now? 490 00:26:13,746 --> 00:26:15,530 - The single most important meeting of our careers? 491 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,532 - Per, we are searching a haunted castle for ghosts. 492 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,882 This is literally the reason we started the company. 493 00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:21,884 - But if we had more resources-- - Hold on, I think I got a hit. 494 00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:23,625 [alarm] No, it's gone now. 495 00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,714 - Well, now, see, as part of Intrigue, we'd have all 496 00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:27,716 the equipment, we could scan the house in like, two seconds! 497 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,414 - Yeah. I get it, but we're not selling out right this second. 498 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:32,112 So can we focus on the task at hand? 499 00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:35,028 Let's check out the next room. 500 00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:42,470 [door creaking] [dramatic music] 501 00:26:46,735 --> 00:26:49,172 [thunder cracking] 502 00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:55,439 - Looking forward to seeing her? 503 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:57,267 Elle, I mean? 504 00:26:57,311 --> 00:26:59,356 I wouldn't blame you if you were. 505 00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:02,142 - Honestly, I'd rather not. 506 00:27:03,143 --> 00:27:05,493 What am I supposed to say? 507 00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:07,277 Sorry I lied to you and sacrificed you 508 00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:09,236 to a giant fish monster? 509 00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:11,673 I doubt there's a Hallmark card. 510 00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:14,720 - It wasn't all your fault. 511 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:31,171 [screaming] 512 00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:33,347 [beeping] 513 00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:35,349 - I told her these were gonna come in handy! 514 00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:37,656 - [Ghosts! The schloss is full of ghosts!] 515 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,309 [crash of thunder] [gasping] 516 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:43,009 - GHOST! Ghost! 517 00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:45,011 Everyone, come on! Come on! - Haunted house! 518 00:27:45,054 --> 00:27:47,448 Totally called it! - Where do we go?! 519 00:27:47,491 --> 00:27:49,450 - Go! - Holy crap! Oh, crap! 520 00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:52,453 - Go, go! - Perry, do something! - Go, go, go, go! 521 00:27:52,496 --> 00:27:55,151 - God, it's stuck! - Come on! 522 00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:57,197 [indistinct shouting] 523 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,852 - Ghosts! Ghosts! Guys! Guys! 524 00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:04,813 - Let me out! - Oh! Oh! 525 00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:06,728 Ooh! - Uh, guys... 526 00:28:06,772 --> 00:28:09,078 [indistinct whispering] 527 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,998 Um... 528 00:28:16,042 --> 00:28:17,739 Hi. 529 00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:19,828 I'm Laura. These are my friends... 530 00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:21,438 and we'd be thrilled 531 00:28:21,482 --> 00:28:23,614 if you'd abandon your plans to gruesomely murder us. 532 00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:26,661 - Hello, Miss Karnstein. 533 00:28:28,097 --> 00:28:29,098 - Hello... 534 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:33,668 Wait. I know you. 535 00:28:34,887 --> 00:28:36,149 How do I know you? 536 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,065 - Oh, dear. Well, this is awkward. 537 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,242 We imagined you'd recall-- 538 00:28:42,285 --> 00:28:44,679 - Killing us. 539 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,116 - I'm Charlotte. This is my sister, Emily. 540 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:51,555 - Carmilla killed you? - Oh... no, not quite, exactly. 541 00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:54,167 Her mother did the actual deed. 542 00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:56,125 - You're the girls 543 00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:58,127 who were sacrificed to the Deep One. 544 00:28:58,171 --> 00:29:00,913 [dramatic music] 545 00:29:00,956 --> 00:29:01,914 - Yes. 546 00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:04,351 We are the victims 547 00:29:04,394 --> 00:29:06,353 of Carmilla Karnstein... 548 00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:13,490 ...and we'd like to invite you to dinner. 549 00:29:17,059 --> 00:29:19,540 It's wonderful that you've all been able to join us. 550 00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:24,806 And naturally, we're so glad you've arrived in time. 551 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:27,504 - We've been waiting for weeks. 552 00:29:27,548 --> 00:29:29,855 - For us? - For Miss Karnstein. 553 00:29:29,898 --> 00:29:32,683 We hoped once she realized what had happened, she'd return. 554 00:29:32,727 --> 00:29:35,251 - Hold up. Did you just confess 555 00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:37,819 to flipping the vampire switch on our girl Carm here? 556 00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:40,039 - Oh. Goodness, no. We couldn't have. 557 00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:41,736 What little research 558 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,739 we have been able to perform suggests it was Miss Karnstein's 559 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,350 life force that pulled us into the physical world. 560 00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:50,397 Until a few weeks ago, 561 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,878 we were trapped in a nightmare land, doomed 562 00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:54,880 to endlessly repeat our greatest regret. 563 00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:57,970 - This nightmare afterlife, is it more of a Jungian-unconscious 564 00:29:58,013 --> 00:30:00,450 or a through-the-looking-glass- to-hell situation? 565 00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:01,756 - Stop that! 566 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,540 It's not polite to pry into other people's 567 00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:05,934 unspeakable suffering. - Why would you be connected 568 00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:07,936 to Carmilla's human life? - Ah. 569 00:30:09,155 --> 00:30:12,462 We think it might be because it was 570 00:30:12,506 --> 00:30:15,248 Miss Karnstein who-- - She's the reason we died. 571 00:30:17,163 --> 00:30:18,904 - Yes. 572 00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:21,994 The family here offered my sister and I a place to lodge. 573 00:30:22,037 --> 00:30:23,996 - They neglected to mention the vampire cult. 574 00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:26,737 - Same thing happened with my college acceptance letter. 575 00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:29,262 - You said you knew the family. Does that mean 576 00:30:29,305 --> 00:30:30,916 that you knew Elle? 577 00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:33,919 - Miss Sheridan. 578 00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:36,356 - Ah. Yes. We knew her. 579 00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:41,230 - But she isn't here with you? - No. 580 00:30:42,231 --> 00:30:43,580 She isn't with us. 581 00:30:45,408 --> 00:30:47,367 - But... 582 00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:49,630 we're thrilled that you are! 583 00:30:49,673 --> 00:30:51,632 [sighing] - OK. That's it. 584 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,069 What's with the Stepford act? 585 00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:56,898 I got you and your sister killed. 586 00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:58,944 - Yes, but you're here now. 587 00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:00,859 And according to this spell book, 588 00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:03,165 we need you, Carmilla, here 589 00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:05,907 to perform the ritual that will let us move on. 590 00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:09,998 - I don't suppose I could take a crack 591 00:31:10,042 --> 00:31:11,608 at deciphering the book? - Oh! 592 00:31:11,652 --> 00:31:14,524 Please, do. I've deciphered what I can, 593 00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:16,744 but I'm hardly an adept. Ah... 594 00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:19,181 From what I can tell, if we move on, 595 00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:22,184 your vampire symptoms will go away. 596 00:31:22,228 --> 00:31:24,491 I assume that's why you've come? 597 00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:26,928 Haven't you? 598 00:31:30,062 --> 00:31:32,151 Because otherwise, you'd be trapped here with us forever. 599 00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:35,850 - So, they're obviously evil. 600 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,634 - I thought they were kind of nice! 601 00:31:37,678 --> 00:31:38,592 [chuckle] 602 00:31:38,635 --> 00:31:40,028 - More importantly, 603 00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:42,117 is this ritual of theirs even gonna fix me? 604 00:31:42,161 --> 00:31:44,206 - It looks promising. - Promising? 605 00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:47,383 Are you telling me you were possessed by an evil goddess 606 00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:50,082 for like six months and-- - Eight. It was eight months. 607 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,650 - ...and you can't get more specific than that? 608 00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:56,653 - The whole book is written in code, 609 00:31:56,697 --> 00:31:58,525 but... if Emily's notes are correct, 610 00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:00,919 it seems as though it's two birds, one stone. 611 00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:03,878 The ghosts move on, Carmilla stays human. 612 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,185 - That makes sense. When I scanned them, the energy 613 00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:08,100 from your spark was going straight to them. 614 00:32:08,143 --> 00:32:10,537 - For all we know, they lured us in and trapped us here. Are we 615 00:32:10,580 --> 00:32:11,973 seriously gonna trust them? - What happened to them 616 00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:13,975 wasn't their fault. They were girls, 617 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:16,108 just like you or me, with their whole lives ahead of them. 618 00:32:16,151 --> 00:32:18,240 If this ritual helps them and keeps Carm human, 619 00:32:18,284 --> 00:32:20,373 we have to try it. 620 00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:26,857 [owl hooting] 621 00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:31,950 [noise from hand-held machine] 622 00:32:33,342 --> 00:32:35,910 - Sweet! Is that a Gameboy? - Even better. 623 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,738 It's an EMF alarm. Might be nice 624 00:32:37,781 --> 00:32:39,435 to get a heads up if any ghosts come calling. 625 00:32:47,530 --> 00:32:49,706 Listen, Per, about before... 626 00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:51,795 - Oh, I'm glad we postponed the meeting. 627 00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:53,797 - You are? - With all the data 628 00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:55,103 we've collected here, 629 00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:56,539 we're in a much stronger bargaining position. 630 00:32:58,063 --> 00:32:59,151 - Really, Per? 631 00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:01,718 I know this is the big leagues, 632 00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:03,894 but why are you so pumped to sell ourcompany? 633 00:33:03,938 --> 00:33:05,200 [scoffs] 634 00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:06,723 - Do you even know what I do all day 635 00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:08,725 while you're off playing in your little lab? 636 00:33:08,769 --> 00:33:12,120 I balance our budgets, get our products approved, 637 00:33:12,164 --> 00:33:13,730 handle the reckless endangerment lawsuits. 638 00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:15,123 I mean, at Intrigue, there'd be a-- 639 00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:16,733 - Ahem. 640 00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:19,736 - [whispering]: There'd be a legal department, Laf. 641 00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:21,303 - [whispering]: I see. 642 00:33:21,347 --> 00:33:22,913 And, uh, by playing, 643 00:33:22,957 --> 00:33:24,567 you mean the research that makes our company possible? 644 00:33:24,611 --> 00:33:26,352 - Oh, that is not fair and-- - You know what? 645 00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:28,528 I'm too tired to deal with this right now. 646 00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:35,622 [typing] 647 00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:40,322 [gasping] 648 00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:42,585 - Oh, man! We killed my sandwich. 649 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,981 Too tee abal too tee! 650 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,070 Five second rule. 651 00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:52,073 - Have we or have we not had multiple conversations 652 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:54,684 about not wandering away in the haunted house? 653 00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:56,556 - I know. It's just, the ghost ladies are so nice. 654 00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:57,905 And you know how I feel about leftovers. 655 00:33:57,948 --> 00:34:00,255 - Kirsch, if your stomach gets me dragged 656 00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:02,692 into some kind of black-girl- dies-first bullshit... 657 00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:06,044 I am going to come back from the dead and haunt your bar fridge. 658 00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:09,482 [creaking] 659 00:34:12,746 --> 00:34:14,617 [suspenseful music] 660 00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:16,228 - They aren't going to go along with it. 661 00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:19,360 - They'll get caught up in the surprise! You'll see. 662 00:34:19,405 --> 00:34:21,362 It will all come out exactly as we planned. 663 00:34:21,407 --> 00:34:23,800 - Why aren't we just telling them about... [stomach growling] 664 00:34:33,984 --> 00:34:36,422 [keys jangling] 665 00:34:50,304 --> 00:34:52,393 [gasping] 666 00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:54,396 [ethereal music] 667 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,572 ♪♪♪ 668 00:35:01,795 --> 00:35:04,624 - Ugh. This again? Really? 669 00:35:07,714 --> 00:35:09,585 - [woman]: You would do well, little sister, to finish... 670 00:35:09,629 --> 00:35:11,892 [indistinct speaking] 671 00:35:11,935 --> 00:35:14,808 We live for the eternal moment, chérie. 672 00:35:14,851 --> 00:35:16,549 We are power. 673 00:35:16,592 --> 00:35:19,682 [indistinct speaking] 674 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,252 Faites attention, chérie. 675 00:35:24,296 --> 00:35:25,862 You would do well, little sister, 676 00:35:25,906 --> 00:35:28,126 to finish your task here without further delay. 677 00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:30,911 - Did you ever think that our part in this... 678 00:35:31,912 --> 00:35:33,479 ...that what we do might be... 679 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,829 ...unforgivable? 680 00:35:35,872 --> 00:35:38,136 - You must stop reading the romantics! 681 00:35:39,485 --> 00:35:42,096 We live for the eternal moment, chérie! 682 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:45,099 We are power, pleasure... 683 00:35:46,883 --> 00:35:49,451 ...and are only accountable for our desires. 684 00:35:49,495 --> 00:35:51,714 And Mama, who is growing impatient. 685 00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:55,109 Faites attention, chérie. Votre mère vous met en garde 686 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,937 contre l'assassin. 687 00:35:58,895 --> 00:36:00,723 [suspenseful music] 688 00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:02,943 ♪♪♪ 689 00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:18,698 - [Carmilla]: You're wearing the brooch. 690 00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:22,180 [girls laughing] 691 00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:27,968 [women screaming] 692 00:36:28,011 --> 00:36:30,100 - [woman]: No! I don't want to go back! 693 00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:33,408 [gasping] - Hey... 694 00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:35,280 [sighing] 695 00:36:35,323 --> 00:36:36,368 You all right? 696 00:36:37,978 --> 00:36:39,762 - Another nightmare. 697 00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:43,288 You and Maddie were talking, and... 698 00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:45,290 she said something about an assassin 699 00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,770 and then these paper dolls disintegrated and... 700 00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:52,732 I don't know. It seemed more coherent when it was happening. 701 00:36:52,775 --> 00:36:55,213 - Wait, you're still having those dreams? 702 00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:57,215 [sighing] But we're here. I mean... 703 00:36:58,564 --> 00:37:01,044 Why would you still be having them, unless... 704 00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:03,090 - Something else is going on. 705 00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:06,049 - Knocking. Still not a thing. 706 00:37:06,093 --> 00:37:07,834 - The Hunger wanted a midnight snack and while he was 707 00:37:07,877 --> 00:37:09,879 getting it, we caught our ghostesses talking 708 00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:12,273 about some kind of surprise that we aren't gonna like 709 00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:14,580 and sneaking into a locked room. So, they're hiding 710 00:37:14,623 --> 00:37:17,147 something. Or someone. 711 00:37:18,584 --> 00:37:21,369 - Hiding something?! How could we possibly-- 712 00:37:21,413 --> 00:37:23,763 - What's behind the door? - Why should that concern you? 713 00:37:23,806 --> 00:37:25,678 - Maybe I don't like surprises. 714 00:37:25,721 --> 00:37:27,332 - You look like a woman who can cope. 715 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,159 - This could all be 716 00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:31,161 easily resolved by just showing us what's behind 717 00:37:31,205 --> 00:37:33,294 door number one. - Of course. 718 00:37:33,338 --> 00:37:35,818 If you insist, but... 719 00:37:35,862 --> 00:37:38,125 you'll ruin the surprise. 720 00:37:38,168 --> 00:37:40,606 - We'll risk it. 721 00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:46,525 We'd kinda like to know if you're planning to... 722 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:50,485 ...to throw a party? 723 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:55,925 - To thank you for helping us. - You're throwing a party? 724 00:37:55,969 --> 00:37:59,015 - The ritual can't be performed until the Ash Moon begins, 725 00:37:59,059 --> 00:38:00,060 and Emily always loved to dress up. 726 00:38:02,062 --> 00:38:04,673 - I can't imagine you're a slouch in that department either. 727 00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:07,676 - You can't be serious. - I think it's sweet! 728 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,157 It's like a pre-ritual, going away party... 729 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,854 before they go away. 730 00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:16,076 Permanently. - Exactly, and... 731 00:38:17,469 --> 00:38:19,253 ...we would be honoured if you would attend. 732 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,037 - Yeah, of course! 733 00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:22,561 Oh, my gosh. 734 00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:29,089 Ball gowns? Are we gonna get our Strictly Ballroomon?! 735 00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:31,874 [shrieking] Best haunting ever! 736 00:38:31,918 --> 00:38:33,659 [giggling] 737 00:38:33,702 --> 00:38:35,617 [soft music] 738 00:38:35,661 --> 00:38:37,924 ♪♪♪ 739 00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:39,969 - [Carmilla]: How's it goin' in there? 740 00:38:40,013 --> 00:38:43,190 - BBC period dramas do not spend enough time on 741 00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:45,061 how complicated these clothes are. 742 00:38:45,105 --> 00:38:47,150 I swear I've been in here for 40 minutes. 743 00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:50,371 Hey, thanks for going along with this, by the way. 744 00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:53,418 - Well, what's to go along with? I like canapes 745 00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:55,289 as much as the next girl. - Still... 746 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,073 can't be fun hanging out with your... 747 00:38:57,117 --> 00:39:00,773 - Former victims? - No matter how nice they are. 748 00:39:00,816 --> 00:39:03,341 - Yeah, well, I'd appreciate it if they took it down a notch. 749 00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:05,299 - You'd prefer a roaring rampage of revenge? 750 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,649 - Yeah. All this forgiveness is making me twitchy. 751 00:39:09,216 --> 00:39:10,870 - Do you think maybe that's 'cause, deep down, 752 00:39:10,913 --> 00:39:12,175 you still don't think you can be forgiven? 753 00:39:12,219 --> 00:39:12,785 [soft chuckle] 754 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:18,573 - I see we've reached the amateur psychoanalysis round. 755 00:39:18,617 --> 00:39:21,489 See, this is why I blew off that therapist. 756 00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:24,100 [sighing] You know, some things are just 757 00:39:24,144 --> 00:39:26,929 too much to talk about in an office full of crystal dolphins. 758 00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:29,279 - Do you think maybe that's the point of the talking? 759 00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:31,107 - Yeah, except it wasn't just talking. 760 00:39:31,151 --> 00:39:33,458 There was this manifes... 761 00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:37,984 - You aren't saying anything. 762 00:39:40,856 --> 00:39:43,032 Did I put it on wrong? I look ridiculous. 763 00:39:43,076 --> 00:39:44,425 I do. I look ridiculous. I... 764 00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:09,755 - 40 minutes to get you into that, huh? 765 00:40:11,757 --> 00:40:14,194 Bet I could get you out of it faster.... 766 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,766 ♪♪♪ 767 00:40:25,205 --> 00:40:26,989 - We're already gonna be late for the ball. 768 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,036 - So let us be late. 769 00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:35,650 - ♪♪ I wanna explode Watch me ♪ 770 00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:38,348 ♪ I'm a lucky girl 771 00:40:38,392 --> 00:40:40,263 ♪ See, I - ♪ See, I 772 00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:42,265 - ♪ I like you - ♪ I like you 773 00:40:42,309 --> 00:40:44,311 - ♪ So won't you pay 774 00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:47,140 ♪ If you wanna go down 775 00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:50,186 ♪ I love to watch you, honey 776 00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:51,971 ♪ You need me 777 00:40:52,014 --> 00:40:53,799 ♪ So let's see 778 00:40:53,842 --> 00:40:57,019 ♪ Well, do you care if you want to ♪ 779 00:40:57,063 --> 00:40:59,761 ♪ You should pay if you wanna go ♪ 780 00:40:59,805 --> 00:41:03,286 ♪ Don't walk away 781 00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:07,029 ♪ Don't walk away, love 782 00:41:07,073 --> 00:41:09,075 ♪ Don't walk away 783 00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:12,731 ♪ Don't walk away, love - ♪ Don't walk away 784 00:41:12,774 --> 00:41:14,733 - ♪ Oh 785 00:41:14,776 --> 00:41:17,866 ♪♪♪ 786 00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:24,656 ♪ I wanna touch you - ♪ Touch you 787 00:41:24,699 --> 00:41:27,833 - ♪ Slowly I'm a lonely girl ♪ 788 00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:31,140 ♪ Come on You want to ♪ 789 00:41:31,184 --> 00:41:32,881 ♪ So won't you pay 790 00:41:32,925 --> 00:41:35,797 ♪ If you wanna go down 791 00:41:35,841 --> 00:41:38,539 ♪ I'd love to hurt you 792 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:41,890 ♪ Easy - I got you ♪ 793 00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:44,632 ♪ Inside me - Do you care ♪ 794 00:41:44,676 --> 00:41:46,547 ♪ If you want to 795 00:41:46,591 --> 00:41:49,463 ♪ You should pay if you wanna go ♪ 796 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:52,335 ♪ Don't walk away 797 00:41:52,379 --> 00:41:54,773 [gasping] ♪ Don't walk away 798 00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:56,818 ♪ Love 799 00:41:56,862 --> 00:41:59,821 ♪ Don't walk away - ♪ Don't walk away 800 00:41:59,865 --> 00:42:04,217 - ♪ Just stay right here - ♪ Just stay right here 801 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:07,568 ♪ Why don't you pay if you wanna go ♪ 802 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:10,310 - ♪ Hey - You got to pay ♪ 803 00:42:10,353 --> 00:42:12,051 ♪ If you want some more 804 00:42:12,094 --> 00:42:14,444 ♪ Why don't you pay if you wanna go ♪ 805 00:42:14,488 --> 00:42:15,881 ♪♪♪ 806 00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:18,231 ♪ You got to pay if you want some more ♪ 807 00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:20,102 - ♪ Don't walk away - Why don't you pay ♪ 808 00:42:20,146 --> 00:42:23,062 ♪ If you wanna go - Don't walk away ♪ 809 00:42:23,105 --> 00:42:26,152 - ♪ You got to pay if you want some more ♪ 810 00:42:26,195 --> 00:42:29,459 - ♪ Don't walk away Just stay right here ♪ 811 00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:33,028 - ♪ You got to pay If you want some more ♪♪ 812 00:42:33,072 --> 00:42:35,291 [harmonizing] 813 00:42:38,251 --> 00:42:40,558 [panting] 814 00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:46,781 [moaning] 815 00:42:52,004 --> 00:42:53,527 [giggling] 816 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,137 - I'm coming. 817 00:42:58,924 --> 00:43:01,317 [indistinct speaking] 818 00:43:01,361 --> 00:43:04,320 [classical music] 819 00:43:04,364 --> 00:43:07,367 ♪♪♪ 820 00:43:21,773 --> 00:43:24,079 - Looking good, bruv! 821 00:43:26,952 --> 00:43:29,607 - What? - May I have this dance? 822 00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:33,654 Come on. [women laughing] 823 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,614 [both giggling] 824 00:43:39,704 --> 00:43:41,183 - Sorry about the way I handled things last night. 825 00:43:41,227 --> 00:43:42,141 - That's all right. I know you didn't mean any of it. 826 00:43:43,969 --> 00:43:46,275 - I may have been a bit harsh, that doesn't mean I was wrong. 827 00:43:46,319 --> 00:43:48,103 - Let's not fight in front of the ghosts, honey. 828 00:43:57,243 --> 00:43:58,636 - It's not your thing either, huh? 829 00:44:02,161 --> 00:44:05,599 - Emily has always wanted to belong to society. 830 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,645 I understood life differently. 831 00:44:09,690 --> 00:44:11,779 If you have to conform, you never belonged. 832 00:44:13,781 --> 00:44:16,436 - OK. How did you fall for Vampirella's schtick? 833 00:44:17,437 --> 00:44:19,004 - I didn't. 834 00:44:19,047 --> 00:44:21,441 My sister vanished. 835 00:44:22,442 --> 00:44:23,443 I went looking for her. 836 00:44:25,837 --> 00:44:27,795 She's never forgiven herself. 837 00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:29,667 - What about you? 838 00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:32,017 - I didn't leave her then... 839 00:44:33,845 --> 00:44:35,107 How could I now? 840 00:44:37,022 --> 00:44:39,415 - You wanna try this stupid dance? 841 00:44:41,417 --> 00:44:43,115 - Obviously. 842 00:44:44,116 --> 00:44:46,422 ♪♪♪ 843 00:45:07,052 --> 00:45:08,314 - This is nice. 844 00:45:09,489 --> 00:45:11,012 Kinda like that grad ball we never got 845 00:45:11,056 --> 00:45:13,014 'cause our school was a supernatural death trap. 846 00:45:13,058 --> 00:45:15,060 [soft chuckle] 847 00:45:16,888 --> 00:45:18,585 I missed this. 848 00:45:19,891 --> 00:45:21,806 I mean, not the pulse-pounding terror, but... 849 00:45:21,849 --> 00:45:23,808 the parts where we help people. 850 00:45:24,896 --> 00:45:26,201 Though I do wish we'd figure out 851 00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:28,203 why the ghosts were here in the first place. 852 00:45:29,509 --> 00:45:32,251 - Hey, Laura... - I know. 853 00:45:32,294 --> 00:45:34,209 No need to keep prying. 854 00:45:34,253 --> 00:45:36,081 The ghosts will move on. 855 00:45:36,124 --> 00:45:37,691 You will get your life back 856 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,737 and... we can go back home. 857 00:45:41,521 --> 00:45:43,871 - No. I, um... I think 858 00:45:43,915 --> 00:45:46,961 at that therapist's appointment, I may have, um... 859 00:45:47,005 --> 00:45:51,226 [inaudible conversation] [indistinct whispering] 860 00:45:51,270 --> 00:45:53,446 [dramatic music] 861 00:45:53,489 --> 00:45:55,361 Laura? 862 00:45:57,929 --> 00:45:59,931 - Sorry. 863 00:46:01,889 --> 00:46:03,978 Weird déjà vu. 864 00:46:11,246 --> 00:46:13,118 - Hey. 865 00:46:14,336 --> 00:46:15,381 What's going on? - I thought... 866 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,514 I thought I saw the woman in black, the... 867 00:46:18,558 --> 00:46:20,734 You. 868 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:22,954 The you from my dreams, but... 869 00:46:26,131 --> 00:46:27,567 That's impossible, right? 870 00:46:29,961 --> 00:46:31,963 - Come on. Let's sit down. 871 00:46:39,971 --> 00:46:41,363 I'll get you a drink, OK? 872 00:46:48,414 --> 00:46:51,330 - Come with me lovingly to death, 873 00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:53,767 or else hate me and still come with me, 874 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:55,813 hating me through death 875 00:46:55,856 --> 00:46:57,249 and after. 876 00:46:57,292 --> 00:46:59,294 [woman laughing] 877 00:46:59,338 --> 00:47:01,383 ♪♪♪ 878 00:47:01,427 --> 00:47:02,820 - Are you OK? 879 00:47:13,178 --> 00:47:14,440 - Where is she?! 880 00:47:14,483 --> 00:47:16,834 - Hey... - She was right here. 881 00:47:16,877 --> 00:47:18,618 - What's going on, Hollis? - The woman in black! 882 00:47:18,661 --> 00:47:20,272 The one wearing a mask! - Everybody's wearing a mask. 883 00:47:21,534 --> 00:47:23,536 Do you know who she's talking about? 884 00:47:25,190 --> 00:47:27,627 - Maybe if you're not feeling well, you should sit down. 885 00:47:27,670 --> 00:47:30,021 - I'm dreaming things while I'm awake now. 886 00:47:30,064 --> 00:47:31,979 What's next? 887 00:47:36,201 --> 00:47:38,464 [gasping] 888 00:47:38,507 --> 00:47:40,640 - It's almost time! 889 00:47:40,683 --> 00:47:43,425 The Ash Moon has begun. 890 00:47:43,469 --> 00:47:45,601 Gather round for the ritual. 891 00:47:45,645 --> 00:47:48,517 Before we begin, I want to say 892 00:47:48,561 --> 00:47:51,042 how grateful we are. 893 00:47:51,085 --> 00:47:52,870 Whatever you've done in the past, 894 00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:55,263 you've come to help us now, 895 00:47:55,307 --> 00:47:58,440 and I think that shows a strength of character 896 00:47:58,484 --> 00:48:00,573 that is quite remarkable. 897 00:48:02,488 --> 00:48:05,012 - Yeah. Sure. 898 00:48:06,666 --> 00:48:08,059 - It's time, Emily. 899 00:48:10,409 --> 00:48:12,193 - It's your last night on Earth. 900 00:48:12,237 --> 00:48:14,804 Are you sure you don't want another drink before you go? 901 00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:17,851 - The ritual must be performed before the Ash Moon 902 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:20,941 ends at sunrise. Otherwise, we're trapped here forever. 903 00:48:20,985 --> 00:48:23,683 So... no. 904 00:48:30,298 --> 00:48:33,301 [speaking a foreign language] 905 00:48:34,999 --> 00:48:36,957 - Wait, that's the brooch that I... 906 00:48:37,001 --> 00:48:40,265 [gasping] [speaking a foreign language] 907 00:48:40,308 --> 00:48:41,919 - Carm? 908 00:48:44,704 --> 00:48:46,314 That's Carmilla's spark! 909 00:48:48,708 --> 00:48:50,710 It's leaving her! Why... why is it going into the brooch? 910 00:48:52,190 --> 00:48:54,105 [crying out] 911 00:48:54,148 --> 00:48:55,976 - Uh... guys? - Did that spell 912 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:57,804 say anything about spirit entanglement? 913 00:48:57,847 --> 00:48:59,197 - It's not supposed to happen like this! 914 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:01,242 - Something's wrong. - Laura, stay back! 915 00:49:01,286 --> 00:49:02,896 It's dangerous! - We have to stop the ritual! 916 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,376 - I can't! [panting] 917 00:49:04,419 --> 00:49:06,987 It's out of control! - Emily, no! 918 00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:10,469 We've been tricked! I don't want to go back! 919 00:49:10,512 --> 00:49:13,037 - We need to disrupt the connection! 920 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,256 - LAF! - Don't touch Carmilla! 921 00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:16,301 It'll take you too! 922 00:49:18,172 --> 00:49:22,437 [woman humming] 923 00:49:22,481 --> 00:49:25,484 ♪♪♪ 924 00:49:29,749 --> 00:49:32,447 - Did you think you'd get away with it? 925 00:49:35,015 --> 00:49:37,539 Summon us up to ease your mind and then... 926 00:49:37,583 --> 00:49:39,541 just waltz away? 927 00:49:39,585 --> 00:49:42,327 Did you really think there'd be no consequences? 928 00:49:43,328 --> 00:49:44,372 [scoffing] 929 00:49:47,071 --> 00:49:49,029 - It's you. 930 00:49:49,073 --> 00:49:51,162 - Surprise! 931 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,904 Not the brightest little ingénue, are we? 932 00:49:59,474 --> 00:50:00,432 [gasping] 933 00:50:03,565 --> 00:50:06,351 [high-pitched ringing] 934 00:50:08,744 --> 00:50:10,964 [panting] 935 00:50:22,715 --> 00:50:24,760 - [Kirsch]: Is that pile of dust Lafontaine?! 936 00:50:24,804 --> 00:50:27,285 - They're j... they're just g... gone. 937 00:50:27,328 --> 00:50:29,983 - Are you OK? - Carm? 938 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:31,898 - [Charlotte]: I need to hide. - Carm? 939 00:50:31,941 --> 00:50:33,900 Carm?! 940 00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:42,082 Carm! 941 00:50:42,126 --> 00:50:44,041 Carm! 942 00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:45,912 Hey! 943 00:50:45,955 --> 00:50:48,610 Hey! Come on! Hey! 944 00:50:48,654 --> 00:50:51,135 Carm! Hey! Hey! 945 00:50:51,178 --> 00:50:53,920 Hey! Hey! 946 00:50:53,963 --> 00:50:56,879 - Hey... 947 00:51:02,407 --> 00:51:04,670 [sighing] 948 00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:16,986 - Your heart. It's not beating. 949 00:51:19,859 --> 00:51:21,513 You're a vampire. 950 00:51:21,556 --> 00:51:24,124 - [Elle]: NOOO! 951 00:51:24,168 --> 00:51:26,822 Why won't it work?! I've sent all the ghosts away! 952 00:51:26,866 --> 00:51:28,085 [shout of frustration] 953 00:51:29,782 --> 00:51:32,001 [speaking a foreign language] 954 00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:38,138 Did one of them escape me? 955 00:51:38,182 --> 00:51:40,271 [screaming in rage] 956 00:51:42,273 --> 00:51:44,057 - So did I miss something, or did that radically 957 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:45,885 not go as planned? - It was Elle. 958 00:51:45,928 --> 00:51:47,930 She was at the masquerade. She knew about the ritual. She knew 959 00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:50,368 exactly what was gonna happen. - How could she have known? 960 00:51:50,411 --> 00:51:52,152 - Because Emily and Charlotte lied to us. 961 00:51:52,196 --> 00:51:53,980 They had to have known she was here. 962 00:51:54,023 --> 00:51:56,678 - You think vacuumed, screaming back to a hellish nightmarescape 963 00:51:56,722 --> 00:51:58,115 was part of their plan? 964 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,640 Sorry. 965 00:52:01,683 --> 00:52:04,425 We will figure this out. We will find Laf. 966 00:52:04,469 --> 00:52:06,862 Why would Elle do this? 967 00:52:06,906 --> 00:52:08,647 - You heard her... 968 00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:11,258 to punish me for what I did by stealing my life. 969 00:52:11,302 --> 00:52:13,521 - But she can't steal anything. She's trapped here, 970 00:52:13,565 --> 00:52:15,523 just like us, unless all the ghosts move on. 971 00:52:15,567 --> 00:52:17,743 - But the ghosts are gone. All of them 972 00:52:17,786 --> 00:52:20,267 except Elle and Charlotte. Elle can't leave until Charlotte 973 00:52:20,311 --> 00:52:22,182 is also sent back to the nightmare land, 974 00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:24,358 like all the other ghosts. Laf thwarted her plan. 975 00:52:24,402 --> 00:52:26,882 - And now that my spark's in the brooch 976 00:52:26,926 --> 00:52:29,885 and Elle has the brooch, if she gets rid of Charlotte... 977 00:52:29,929 --> 00:52:32,192 she could become human and leave. 978 00:52:36,022 --> 00:52:38,677 - We have to find her. Now. [door opening] 979 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:40,679 - That's easier said than done. 980 00:52:40,722 --> 00:52:42,463 Miss Sheridan is gone, girl. 981 00:52:42,507 --> 00:52:44,291 - Yeah. Not to mention, we don't exactly know 982 00:52:44,335 --> 00:52:46,772 how to extract a life force from a magical brooch. 983 00:52:46,815 --> 00:52:49,644 - Might wanna go easy on those. That's the only case. 984 00:52:50,645 --> 00:52:51,342 - Terrific. 985 00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:54,475 - But... Elle must have the spell already. 986 00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:56,695 I mean, that's her escape plan, right? 987 00:52:56,738 --> 00:52:58,523 So we have to find Elle before she gets to Charlotte; 988 00:52:58,566 --> 00:53:01,134 then Perry can find the spell-- - What are you talking about? 989 00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:03,484 We have to find Laf first. - Of course, we have to find 990 00:53:03,528 --> 00:53:05,878 both of them, but if we lose Elle now, then all of us are gonna be trapped-- 991 00:53:05,921 --> 00:53:07,880 - We can find Elle later. Laf comes first! 992 00:53:07,923 --> 00:53:10,012 - We can't just let her take Carmilla's life! 993 00:53:17,846 --> 00:53:19,761 - We could start in the study. 994 00:53:19,805 --> 00:53:21,720 - I can't believe I'm saying this, but beef cheeks is right. 995 00:53:21,763 --> 00:53:24,505 We don't have much time. 996 00:53:28,553 --> 00:53:30,511 - I need to get out of this dress. 997 00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:32,513 - It'll be easier if you-- - Did you summon up the ghosts? 998 00:53:32,557 --> 00:53:35,473 Because that's what she said, Elle, that you summoned her up. 999 00:53:35,516 --> 00:53:38,650 - I think it's possible. - Possible? 1000 00:53:38,693 --> 00:53:41,348 How do you not know whether you summoned up the ghosts 1001 00:53:41,392 --> 00:53:43,220 of your former victims who want some light, refreshing revenge? 1002 00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:45,222 - Because it was just something stupid 1003 00:53:45,265 --> 00:53:46,832 that happened at the therapist appointment. 1004 00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:50,357 - What? - She... said 1005 00:53:50,401 --> 00:53:52,272 I could never move forward unless I dealt 1006 00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:55,275 with my past. So... she had me think about Elle 1007 00:53:55,319 --> 00:53:57,756 and the others and, you know, there was the usual 1008 00:53:57,799 --> 00:54:01,890 "manifest your issues" crap but... I had forgotten 1009 00:54:01,934 --> 00:54:03,849 all about it until my issues 1010 00:54:03,892 --> 00:54:05,938 actually... manifested. 1011 00:54:05,981 --> 00:54:08,288 - When were you gonna share this piece of information with me? 1012 00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:09,855 - I was waiting for the right moment. 1013 00:54:09,898 --> 00:54:11,639 - You know what would've been a good moment? 1014 00:54:11,683 --> 00:54:14,555 Any time before the ghost of your former lover killed you. 1015 00:54:17,602 --> 00:54:19,081 She killed you. 1016 00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:22,998 I thought she killed you. 1017 00:54:23,042 --> 00:54:25,784 - Hey... come here. 1018 00:54:27,786 --> 00:54:29,788 I'm still here. 1019 00:54:29,831 --> 00:54:31,877 OK? I'm still here. 1020 00:54:33,705 --> 00:54:36,751 We're gonna get my life back. OK? 1021 00:54:36,795 --> 00:54:38,927 And all those things we want, 1022 00:54:38,971 --> 00:54:41,321 every single point 1023 00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:44,585 on your five-year-plan, we're gonna do them, OK? 1024 00:54:46,587 --> 00:54:50,330 OK. Come on, let's get you out of this thing. 1025 00:54:52,071 --> 00:54:53,202 - [Perry]: Either Emily decoded 1026 00:54:53,246 --> 00:54:55,683 the spell wrong, or Elle tricked her. 1027 00:54:55,727 --> 00:54:58,643 The spell she did cast used Carmilla's spark to force the ghosts 1028 00:54:58,686 --> 00:55:00,384 off to the nightmare land that Emily described. 1029 00:55:01,863 --> 00:55:03,822 - You think that's where the Brainiac ended up? 1030 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,348 Do you think you can get them back? 1031 00:55:08,392 --> 00:55:10,350 - I think the real moving on spell might do it. 1032 00:55:10,394 --> 00:55:13,135 But... that means we only have 'til sunrise 1033 00:55:13,179 --> 00:55:17,096 to find the code key. And I'll need Carmilla's spark. 1034 00:55:17,139 --> 00:55:19,359 - Well, that makes getting the brooch back priority one. 1035 00:55:19,403 --> 00:55:20,795 Hollis'll be chiffed. 1036 00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:23,668 Perry... 1037 00:55:25,191 --> 00:55:27,149 Lafontaine knows you're looking for them. 1038 00:55:27,193 --> 00:55:29,848 They know. 1039 00:55:29,891 --> 00:55:31,806 It's what we do. 1040 00:55:43,601 --> 00:55:45,124 [woman humming] 1041 00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:49,476 - It's done. We leave tonight. 1042 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,697 In 3 days, we'll be on an ocean liner headed for New York. 1043 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:04,665 You're gonna love New York. 1044 00:56:04,709 --> 00:56:06,406 It's full of... concerts 1045 00:56:06,450 --> 00:56:08,408 and theatre 1046 00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:10,628 and... life. 1047 00:56:10,671 --> 00:56:12,804 Your life is gonna be 1048 00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:15,415 so much bigger than you ever imagined! 1049 00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:22,857 What are you doing? [woman humming] 1050 00:56:30,865 --> 00:56:32,389 [panting] 1051 00:56:32,432 --> 00:56:34,565 [dramatic music] 1052 00:56:34,608 --> 00:56:36,175 Laura! 1053 00:56:37,176 --> 00:56:39,178 Hey... are you all right? 1054 00:56:42,877 --> 00:56:45,271 - What in Stoker's name is going on? 1055 00:56:47,795 --> 00:56:50,494 - So Elle can dream-kebab you in real life? 1056 00:56:50,537 --> 00:56:52,452 Is that a normal ghost thing? Were we supposed to know 1057 00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:54,498 they could do that? - She sent me dreams before. 1058 00:56:54,541 --> 00:56:56,587 This is the first time she's reached out and slashed me. 1059 00:56:56,630 --> 00:56:58,676 - Oh, dear. - No, no, no, no, no. 1060 00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,113 Not "Oh, dear." We do not need an "Oh, dear" right now. 1061 00:57:01,156 --> 00:57:03,637 - Well, I'm still deciphering but there are several spells 1062 00:57:03,681 --> 00:57:06,379 in this book which might make the ghosts much more powerful, 1063 00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:08,860 especially in the dream world. - Right. 1064 00:57:08,903 --> 00:57:11,471 So Elle's better, faster, stronger. 1065 00:57:11,515 --> 00:57:13,430 Can we undo that? 1066 00:57:13,473 --> 00:57:15,388 Use the book to soup ourselves up? 1067 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:18,913 - "Side effects may include anxiety, insomnia, 1068 00:57:18,957 --> 00:57:21,350 dream contagion and... death." 1069 00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:23,570 - So... no. 1070 00:57:23,614 --> 00:57:26,747 Wait. Dream contagion? Is that like... 1071 00:57:27,792 --> 00:57:29,402 Sometimes in the dreams, it's like 1072 00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:31,186 she can't completely control them, like I'm seeing things 1073 00:57:31,230 --> 00:57:33,406 that she wouldn't want me to see. Like just now, 1074 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,452 I saw you getting ready to leave for New York. 1075 00:57:37,802 --> 00:57:39,456 - Nobody's going anywhere until we find Charlotte. 1076 00:57:41,022 --> 00:57:42,371 The Crafthere will keep researching. 1077 00:57:42,415 --> 00:57:45,200 You, Mel and the frat boy can... 1078 00:57:48,073 --> 00:57:50,510 Where's the frat boy? - That burrito-chomping, 1079 00:57:50,554 --> 00:57:52,904 protein-powder-snorting, gullible, mush-brained... 1080 00:57:54,819 --> 00:57:57,169 Dope. I told him. 1081 00:57:57,212 --> 00:57:59,040 - It's the same as Laf. 1082 00:57:59,084 --> 00:58:01,478 - OK. We have to find Charlotte and get that brooch back 1083 00:58:01,521 --> 00:58:03,523 before Elle finishes this little re-enactment 1084 00:58:03,567 --> 00:58:05,438 of And Then There Were None. 1085 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:08,136 Search every nook and cranny. Charlotte has to be somewhere. 1086 00:58:08,180 --> 00:58:10,791 - [Carmilla]: Be careful. Elle knows this place better than we ever will. 1087 00:58:10,835 --> 00:58:14,142 [floorboards creaking] 1088 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:22,368 ♪♪♪ 1089 00:58:24,979 --> 00:58:28,069 [thunder rumbling] 1090 00:58:36,643 --> 00:58:39,603 [woman humming] 1091 00:58:39,646 --> 00:58:42,823 - "Girls are caterpillars while they live in the world, 1092 00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:46,348 "to be finally butterflies when summer comes. 1093 00:58:46,392 --> 00:58:49,830 But in the meantime, they are grubs and larvae." 1094 00:58:49,874 --> 00:58:52,180 So says Monsieur Le Fanu. 1095 00:58:52,224 --> 00:58:54,313 - To think of the trouble I went to, 1096 00:58:54,356 --> 00:58:56,315 warning you. 1097 00:58:56,358 --> 00:58:59,100 Thinking you'd learn from my mistake. 1098 00:59:01,059 --> 00:59:03,322 - Yeah, 'cause Carm's the villain here. 1099 00:59:03,365 --> 00:59:06,368 Aren't you the one zapping innocent people for no reason? 1100 00:59:06,412 --> 00:59:08,370 - I'm doing it to keep what's mine. 1101 00:59:08,414 --> 00:59:11,025 - That life isn't yours. - It's what I'm owed. 1102 00:59:11,069 --> 00:59:14,594 And I wouldn't waste it on some banal five-year plan. 1103 00:59:15,769 --> 00:59:16,770 - Laf? 1104 00:59:18,337 --> 00:59:19,556 [sharp inhale] 1105 00:59:20,861 --> 00:59:23,429 Laf. I saw Laf... 1106 00:59:23,472 --> 00:59:25,605 drawing some kind of symbol. 1107 00:59:25,649 --> 00:59:28,129 It looked like this. Or... 1108 00:59:28,173 --> 00:59:30,915 maybe like... this. 1109 00:59:33,395 --> 00:59:35,136 - How did you get past second grade? 1110 00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:36,616 - I saw it for half a second in a ghost-induced nightmare. 1111 00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:39,532 Give me a break. - Any idea what it means? 1112 00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,882 - No, but... 1113 00:59:41,926 --> 00:59:43,884 if Laf thinks it's important enough to send 1114 00:59:43,928 --> 00:59:45,538 from beyond the vale... 1115 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:48,019 If I could just identify it, maybe it could help decipher 1116 00:59:48,062 --> 00:59:50,021 the moving on spell. I'll try to figure this out 1117 00:59:50,064 --> 00:59:51,326 while you guys... - Go get a life. 1118 00:59:52,937 --> 00:59:54,939 - Go with her. Keep her safe. - What're you gonna do? 1119 00:59:54,982 --> 00:59:58,116 - Well, the young lady stole my life 1120 00:59:58,159 --> 01:00:00,118 and turned me back into a vampire. 1121 01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:02,120 So I'm gonna remind her what that means. 1122 01:00:02,163 --> 01:00:05,036 - How about you? - Oh, I've got the EMF. 1123 01:00:05,079 --> 01:00:07,081 If it so much as peeps, I'll shriek. 1124 01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:09,736 [thunder rumbling] 1125 01:00:17,439 --> 01:00:19,224 [static noises] 1126 01:00:23,707 --> 01:00:25,665 [beeping] 1127 01:00:40,462 --> 01:00:42,377 - I used to think you and I 1128 01:00:42,421 --> 01:00:44,249 would spend our lives reading to each other. 1129 01:00:45,990 --> 01:00:49,080 If only I'd known how brief one of those lives was going to be. 1130 01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:51,822 - Hello, Elle. 1131 01:00:57,001 --> 01:00:59,046 - Is that all you have to say to me? 1132 01:00:59,090 --> 01:01:01,135 After what you did? 1133 01:01:01,179 --> 01:01:03,442 - I never meant to hurt you. 1134 01:01:05,009 --> 01:01:08,012 - Oh... Don't apologize. 1135 01:01:08,055 --> 01:01:10,057 It costs you nothing. 1136 01:01:12,930 --> 01:01:14,888 - So what? 1137 01:01:14,932 --> 01:01:17,064 This is about me paying for my sins? 1138 01:01:18,065 --> 01:01:19,806 - You never even stopped 1139 01:01:19,850 --> 01:01:21,678 to think if you deserve this life. 1140 01:01:23,027 --> 01:01:24,115 I've watched you. 1141 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,814 All these years, 1142 01:01:27,858 --> 01:01:30,861 you've never thought of anyone but yourself. 1143 01:01:32,471 --> 01:01:34,299 - Well, that's some big talk 1144 01:01:34,342 --> 01:01:36,127 coming from the girl 1145 01:01:36,170 --> 01:01:38,042 who sent her friends to a nightmare land. 1146 01:01:38,085 --> 01:01:40,305 - Me? 1147 01:01:40,348 --> 01:01:42,350 Oh, no. I'm just thinking about myself. 1148 01:01:42,394 --> 01:01:45,005 Oh, wait. I wonder who taught me that. 1149 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:50,619 Ooh. 1150 01:01:50,663 --> 01:01:52,752 Not very ladylike, Miss Karnstein. 1151 01:01:52,796 --> 01:01:55,407 [screaming] - Laura. 1152 01:01:55,450 --> 01:01:57,670 - Better run, Carmilla. 1153 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:02,849 These old houses are so dangerous, after all. 1154 01:02:02,893 --> 01:02:04,459 - Damn it! 1155 01:02:04,503 --> 01:02:07,724 Perry. You never should have left her alone! 1156 01:02:07,767 --> 01:02:09,508 - No sign of the spell book, either. 1157 01:02:09,551 --> 01:02:11,466 It take it your little chat with the Ghost of Girlfriends Past 1158 01:02:11,510 --> 01:02:13,294 was a bust? - Yeah. I'm getting pretty sick 1159 01:02:13,338 --> 01:02:16,036 of this haunting crap. - Imagine how we feel. 1160 01:02:18,169 --> 01:02:20,649 I'm wondering if we might be of assistance to each other. 1161 01:02:22,434 --> 01:02:24,523 Miss Sheridan said you would never go along with the spell 1162 01:02:24,566 --> 01:02:26,786 if you knew she was with us. 1163 01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:30,137 I should've known that she only wanted your life for herself. 1164 01:02:30,181 --> 01:02:32,966 It was all she ever talked about, 1165 01:02:33,010 --> 01:02:35,403 the wide world that she'd been denied... 1166 01:02:35,447 --> 01:02:38,232 as if the same thing hadn't happened to us all. 1167 01:02:41,888 --> 01:02:44,543 I'm sorry about your friend. 1168 01:02:44,586 --> 01:02:46,937 I didn't know what would happen when they pulled me back. 1169 01:02:48,112 --> 01:02:50,114 - Can you help us get them back? 1170 01:02:53,378 --> 01:02:55,597 - I don't know... 1171 01:02:55,641 --> 01:02:57,730 but we have to stop Miss Sheridan. 1172 01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,688 - You got any thoughts on the stopping front? 1173 01:03:01,647 --> 01:03:04,737 - It's me she wants, so perhaps... 1174 01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:07,174 [woman humming] [thunder cracking] 1175 01:03:15,139 --> 01:03:17,968 - Do we really have to do this Nightmare on Elm Streetcrap? 1176 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:20,797 - Fine. 1177 01:03:22,581 --> 01:03:25,149 [waltz music] 1178 01:03:26,411 --> 01:03:28,413 Let's speak as reasonable women. 1179 01:03:31,155 --> 01:03:32,591 Ahem. 1180 01:03:33,984 --> 01:03:35,768 So... 1181 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:38,292 your friends are... 1182 01:03:38,336 --> 01:03:40,164 trapped beyond the vale. 1183 01:03:41,165 --> 01:03:43,254 You, Carmilla and your... 1184 01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:45,343 trigger-happy accomplice... 1185 01:03:45,386 --> 01:03:46,605 What next? Sugar? 1186 01:03:47,606 --> 01:03:49,173 - Sure. 1187 01:03:51,479 --> 01:03:53,264 - But... 1188 01:03:53,307 --> 01:03:55,744 if you hand over Charlotte, 1189 01:03:55,788 --> 01:03:58,965 and let me keep this life-- - It isn't yours to keep! 1190 01:03:59,009 --> 01:04:00,532 - That's beside the point. 1191 01:04:02,055 --> 01:04:05,406 Let me keep it... and I'll bring your friends back. 1192 01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:09,846 You can all... leave this place. 1193 01:04:11,021 --> 01:04:13,458 ♪♪♪ 1194 01:04:16,156 --> 01:04:18,115 - What happens to Charlotte? 1195 01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:20,204 [chuckle] - Well, I'm afraid 1196 01:04:20,247 --> 01:04:22,989 poor Charlotte will have to follow her sister, 1197 01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:25,862 but... you know, that was always going to happen, so. 1198 01:04:25,905 --> 01:04:27,864 - She's just like you. 1199 01:04:27,907 --> 01:04:30,649 They all are. Don't they deserve a chance to move on? 1200 01:04:32,216 --> 01:04:34,783 - Oh. Oh... 1201 01:04:34,827 --> 01:04:36,785 [laughing] 1202 01:04:36,829 --> 01:04:38,831 You haven't figured it out yet. 1203 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:40,833 The only way that Charlotte 1204 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,791 and Emily can reach their... 1205 01:04:42,835 --> 01:04:44,445 everlasting rest... 1206 01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:48,928 ...is if Carmilla sacrifices her human life. 1207 01:04:52,976 --> 01:04:55,021 So... 1208 01:04:55,065 --> 01:04:57,415 Let's not pretend that you'd sacrifice Carmilla's life 1209 01:04:57,458 --> 01:05:00,070 for a few wayward spirits 1210 01:05:00,113 --> 01:05:01,941 any more than I would. - We can't just leave them 1211 01:05:01,985 --> 01:05:04,248 trapped in a nightmare. - You'd let your friends die 1212 01:05:04,291 --> 01:05:06,685 in here to... help them? 1213 01:05:06,728 --> 01:05:09,079 - There has to be another way! - Ugh! 1214 01:05:09,122 --> 01:05:11,168 You've had your chance. 1215 01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:13,561 Whatever happens now is your fault. 1216 01:05:13,605 --> 01:05:15,563 [gasping] 1217 01:05:15,607 --> 01:05:17,435 [thunder cracking] - Elle? 1218 01:05:19,698 --> 01:05:21,482 Are you all right? Did she do anything to you 1219 01:05:21,526 --> 01:05:24,964 in the dreamscape? - No. 1220 01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:28,925 No. I just wanna get her out of my head. 1221 01:05:30,970 --> 01:05:32,929 I wanna get your life back. 1222 01:05:32,972 --> 01:05:35,235 - Well, we think we can lure her out into the open 1223 01:05:35,279 --> 01:05:37,455 by using Charlotte as bait. 1224 01:05:37,498 --> 01:05:39,631 - You'd do thatfor us? 1225 01:05:41,676 --> 01:05:44,070 - There's only a few hours left of the Ash Moon. 1226 01:05:44,114 --> 01:05:46,725 If Emily and I want to move on... 1227 01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:50,033 ...it's our only chance. 1228 01:05:51,034 --> 01:05:53,514 [ominous music] 1229 01:05:53,558 --> 01:05:55,690 ♪♪♪ 1230 01:06:04,656 --> 01:06:06,658 [thunder cracking] 1231 01:06:07,311 --> 01:06:08,747 - There you are! 1232 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:11,228 You know, it's impolite 1233 01:06:11,271 --> 01:06:13,665 to cause your host so much trouble. 1234 01:06:13,708 --> 01:06:16,146 - I'm sure I'll find a way to repay you. 1235 01:06:27,940 --> 01:06:29,724 - A trap. 1236 01:06:29,768 --> 01:06:31,378 You aren't serious. 1237 01:06:31,422 --> 01:06:34,120 - Vampire, warrior, 1238 01:06:34,164 --> 01:06:36,731 journalist... I like our chances. 1239 01:06:36,775 --> 01:06:38,342 Let's have a little chat 1240 01:06:38,385 --> 01:06:40,474 about taking things that don't belong to us. 1241 01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:43,782 - You first. [screaming] 1242 01:06:43,825 --> 01:06:47,220 - MEL! - Ooh! Best get the broom out! 1243 01:06:47,264 --> 01:06:49,701 [screaming] 1244 01:06:49,744 --> 01:06:51,224 Look at that. 1245 01:06:52,356 --> 01:06:53,879 Then there were three. 1246 01:06:53,922 --> 01:06:55,402 [giggling] 1247 01:06:57,404 --> 01:06:59,624 You should've taken up my offer, sweetheart. 1248 01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:02,714 - Offer? - Your life for your friends. 1249 01:07:02,757 --> 01:07:05,369 Don't worry. Laura declined 1250 01:07:05,412 --> 01:07:07,762 when she discovered Charlotte and Emily can't move on 1251 01:07:07,806 --> 01:07:10,765 without destroying your... precious spark. 1252 01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:14,769 - You'll never be able to enjoy it. 1253 01:07:14,813 --> 01:07:16,771 You'll spend the rest of your days 1254 01:07:16,815 --> 01:07:18,686 looking over your shoulder... 1255 01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:22,777 ...wondering if it's my step you hear at the door. 1256 01:07:25,215 --> 01:07:26,346 [grunting] 1257 01:07:28,174 --> 01:07:29,958 - I'll take my chances. 1258 01:07:30,002 --> 01:07:32,048 I've got the brooch. 1259 01:07:32,091 --> 01:07:34,267 There's nothing you can do to stop me. 1260 01:07:34,311 --> 01:07:36,530 - Maybe not... but she knows Krav Maga. 1261 01:07:36,574 --> 01:07:40,056 - What? [grunting] 1262 01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:43,929 - Why do people always forget that? 1263 01:07:43,972 --> 01:07:45,365 [cry of pain] [grunting] 1264 01:07:47,933 --> 01:07:50,675 [rising music] 1265 01:07:50,718 --> 01:07:52,503 - NOOO! 1266 01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:58,378 [sighing] 1267 01:07:58,422 --> 01:08:00,424 - Hello? 1268 01:08:03,383 --> 01:08:04,384 Carm? 1269 01:08:06,386 --> 01:08:07,387 CARM! 1270 01:08:17,441 --> 01:08:19,443 OK. 1271 01:08:22,488 --> 01:08:24,796 Pull yourself together, Hollis. 1272 01:08:28,755 --> 01:08:31,716 [indistinct whispering] 1273 01:08:31,759 --> 01:08:34,066 [eerie music] 1274 01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:36,112 ♪♪♪ 1275 01:08:49,081 --> 01:08:52,171 ♪♪♪ 1276 01:09:11,799 --> 01:09:15,193 Oh, crap. We're live? Today, on Toronto News 9, 1277 01:09:15,237 --> 01:09:17,587 it's harsh reality. 1278 01:09:17,630 --> 01:09:19,938 Abandon your childhood dreams for the dubious security 1279 01:09:19,981 --> 01:09:22,201 of a subpar paycheque. 1280 01:09:22,245 --> 01:09:24,377 Spend your days glorifying clickbait and your nights 1281 01:09:24,421 --> 01:09:26,205 letting fear and misery drive away friends 1282 01:09:26,249 --> 01:09:28,990 and loved ones. Accept that life is an unbroken chain 1283 01:09:29,033 --> 01:09:33,038 of mediocrity stretching on and on and on. 1284 01:09:33,081 --> 01:09:34,952 [dramatic sound indication] This is Laura Hollis, 1285 01:09:34,996 --> 01:09:37,608 reporting live from a failed career. 1286 01:09:37,651 --> 01:09:39,958 - I want my life, you little thief! 1287 01:09:40,001 --> 01:09:42,003 I WANT MY LIFE! 1288 01:09:43,917 --> 01:09:45,833 - Doors are arbitrary. - You're gonna love New York. 1289 01:09:45,877 --> 01:09:47,791 - Wonderful. - There's... 1290 01:09:47,835 --> 01:09:49,750 theatre and concerts 1291 01:09:49,794 --> 01:09:51,621 and... life. 1292 01:09:51,665 --> 01:09:54,320 - Wait. I know this. I dreamed this. 1293 01:09:54,364 --> 01:09:56,322 - Your life is gonna be so much bigger than you ever imagined. 1294 01:09:56,366 --> 01:09:58,846 What are you doing? 1295 01:09:58,889 --> 01:10:02,154 [gasping] - You don't belong here! 1296 01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:04,025 [grunting] 1297 01:10:04,068 --> 01:10:06,071 [panting] 1298 01:10:11,728 --> 01:10:14,558 [sobbing] - She laughed. 1299 01:10:14,601 --> 01:10:17,735 Miss Sheridan, she laughed 1300 01:10:17,778 --> 01:10:19,780 at the very idea of... 1301 01:10:19,824 --> 01:10:23,393 - Oh, God. - Why did we trust her? 1302 01:10:23,436 --> 01:10:25,221 - Poor Emily. 1303 01:10:25,264 --> 01:10:27,005 - Why did we not... - Poor Charlotte. 1304 01:10:27,048 --> 01:10:28,833 - I was supposed 1305 01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:30,617 to keep you safe. 1306 01:10:30,661 --> 01:10:32,967 - Do you know what'll happen if you die in here? 1307 01:10:33,011 --> 01:10:34,969 - Let me guess. 1308 01:10:35,013 --> 01:10:36,841 I die in the real world too. - Worse. 1309 01:10:36,884 --> 01:10:38,755 You'll be trapped 1310 01:10:38,799 --> 01:10:40,758 in this hell made of dead minds. 1311 01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:43,978 I wonder if you'll feel 1312 01:10:44,022 --> 01:10:46,981 so sympathetic then. - Is that what happened to you? 1313 01:10:48,766 --> 01:10:51,159 - I don't want your pity. I want my life! 1314 01:10:51,202 --> 01:10:53,335 [grunting] 1315 01:10:53,379 --> 01:10:56,077 I can take it from you living... 1316 01:10:56,121 --> 01:10:58,514 or I can take it from you dead. 1317 01:10:58,558 --> 01:11:01,648 - You've seen my dreams. [grunting] 1318 01:11:01,692 --> 01:11:03,650 Have I ever gone down without a fight? 1319 01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:13,181 Stuck in an endless loop of someone else's damage. 1320 01:11:13,225 --> 01:11:15,662 Classic me. - You're gonna love New York. 1321 01:11:15,706 --> 01:11:19,275 There's... theatre and concerts 1322 01:11:19,318 --> 01:11:21,277 and... life. 1323 01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:24,280 - Oh, God. Carm! - Your life's gonna be 1324 01:11:24,323 --> 01:11:26,282 so much bigger than you ever imagined! 1325 01:11:26,325 --> 01:11:28,501 What are you doing? 1326 01:11:41,384 --> 01:11:43,342 - I met a woman in the village today. 1327 01:11:43,386 --> 01:11:46,650 She said strange things about you. 1328 01:11:51,523 --> 01:11:52,525 What's wrong? 1329 01:11:54,657 --> 01:11:56,834 Why won't you look at me, Carmilla? 1330 01:11:58,749 --> 01:12:01,534 LOOK AT ME! [hissing] 1331 01:12:02,535 --> 01:12:04,232 [Elle gasping] 1332 01:12:06,103 --> 01:12:08,106 She was right. 1333 01:12:10,064 --> 01:12:13,241 You're a monster. 1334 01:12:13,285 --> 01:12:15,460 - I can explain. 1335 01:12:15,505 --> 01:12:17,376 - Oh, I've heard enough of your lies. 1336 01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:19,943 Or your promises. 1337 01:12:19,987 --> 01:12:21,946 All your... 1338 01:12:21,989 --> 01:12:23,991 talk of a new life! - No! Not lies. 1339 01:12:24,035 --> 01:12:27,343 In the colonies, things'll be different! 1340 01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:29,127 No one will know us. You'll see! 1341 01:12:29,170 --> 01:12:30,998 - As if I would go anywhere 1342 01:12:31,041 --> 01:12:32,870 with you now. 1343 01:12:32,913 --> 01:12:35,481 No. 1344 01:12:35,525 --> 01:12:38,266 My new friend 1345 01:12:38,309 --> 01:12:41,574 is waiting in a carriage below. 1346 01:12:44,184 --> 01:12:46,449 She's going to take me traveling. 1347 01:12:46,492 --> 01:12:48,407 She'll show me the wonders of the world. 1348 01:12:48,451 --> 01:12:50,278 - No, you can't go with her. 1349 01:12:51,496 --> 01:12:53,064 Elle, I... I know I lied, 1350 01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:55,327 but... the horror she has planned for you 1351 01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:57,111 is much worse than-- - Worse? 1352 01:12:57,155 --> 01:12:59,853 Worse than saying that she loved me... 1353 01:13:01,986 --> 01:13:03,727 ...while she drank my blood? 1354 01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:07,600 WHILE SHE DRANK MY BLOOD?! 1355 01:13:08,732 --> 01:13:10,386 - Please... 1356 01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:13,911 [sighing] 1357 01:13:14,912 --> 01:13:16,914 - Don't worry. 1358 01:13:16,957 --> 01:13:19,219 I've told her where you are. 1359 01:13:20,439 --> 01:13:23,616 She'll send someone to deal with you. 1360 01:13:30,884 --> 01:13:33,234 [crying] 1361 01:13:36,150 --> 01:13:37,587 - What, is this on repeat? 1362 01:13:38,762 --> 01:13:41,982 How many times have you watched this? 1363 01:13:44,071 --> 01:13:47,639 - It's done. We leave tonight. 1364 01:13:47,684 --> 01:13:49,947 In three days, we'll be on an ocean liner headed for New York. 1365 01:13:54,778 --> 01:13:56,780 You're gonna love New York. 1366 01:13:56,823 --> 01:13:59,130 There's theatre and concerts 1367 01:13:59,173 --> 01:14:02,175 and... life. 1368 01:14:02,219 --> 01:14:05,484 Oh, your life's gonna be so much bigger than you ever imagined! 1369 01:14:05,528 --> 01:14:07,617 - Hey. 1370 01:14:07,660 --> 01:14:09,662 Hey. It's OK. 1371 01:14:09,706 --> 01:14:12,491 Hey. You are not there anymore. 1372 01:14:12,535 --> 01:14:15,146 You are here with me. Right now. 1373 01:14:17,148 --> 01:14:18,889 And I have the brooch. 1374 01:14:18,932 --> 01:14:21,326 Maybe you can just... absorb it. 1375 01:14:24,851 --> 01:14:27,027 [indistinct whispering] 1376 01:14:27,071 --> 01:14:29,116 - Nothing. 1377 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:31,075 - Of course not. 1378 01:14:31,118 --> 01:14:33,512 Of course we still need some stupid spell! 1379 01:14:33,556 --> 01:14:35,688 - Maybe I should give her my life. 1380 01:14:37,907 --> 01:14:39,910 - What? 1381 01:14:43,827 --> 01:14:46,830 Carm, you can't. She's unhinged! - Not to her... 1382 01:14:48,266 --> 01:14:49,267 To them. 1383 01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:53,532 Laura, everything you saw in there... 1384 01:14:53,576 --> 01:14:56,404 it's everything I've been avoiding for years. 1385 01:14:58,668 --> 01:15:01,105 Pretending like... being human 1386 01:15:01,148 --> 01:15:03,107 meant I didn't do 1387 01:15:03,150 --> 01:15:05,457 all of those awful things. 1388 01:15:09,156 --> 01:15:11,550 How is it fair that I get this life 1389 01:15:11,594 --> 01:15:13,683 while they're just trapped here? 1390 01:15:16,163 --> 01:15:18,252 After everything I have done? 1391 01:15:21,603 --> 01:15:23,562 - OK. [Laura sniffling] 1392 01:15:23,606 --> 01:15:25,564 OK. 1393 01:15:25,608 --> 01:15:27,871 A... 1394 01:15:27,914 --> 01:15:29,568 let's acknowledge that Ellen, your mother, 1395 01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:32,528 shares some of this blame, and B... 1396 01:15:32,571 --> 01:15:34,530 we will figure out another way, 1397 01:15:34,573 --> 01:15:36,662 a way that doesn't involve you giving up your life. 1398 01:15:36,706 --> 01:15:39,317 - You mean, find a way to avoid responsibility? 1399 01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:42,842 Hm-mm. 1400 01:15:42,886 --> 01:15:44,452 You heard Elle... 1401 01:15:46,106 --> 01:15:48,195 ...there's no other way. 1402 01:15:48,239 --> 01:15:50,197 It's my life for their freedom. 1403 01:15:50,241 --> 01:15:52,068 - What about our life together? 1404 01:15:53,723 --> 01:15:55,507 Our future? 1405 01:15:57,943 --> 01:16:00,425 You're just gonna give up on that? 1406 01:16:00,468 --> 01:16:03,123 - Laura, I'm not giving up-- - 'Cause we're supposed to have 1407 01:16:03,166 --> 01:16:05,865 arguments over who does dishes, and cupcakes to celebrate 1408 01:16:05,909 --> 01:16:08,999 big days at work and grandkids. 1409 01:16:11,784 --> 01:16:13,351 What is that gonna look like if you can live 1410 01:16:13,394 --> 01:16:15,353 like you're 25 forever? 1411 01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:20,793 - You think I don't want those things, too? 1412 01:16:20,837 --> 01:16:23,404 - Please don't give up on our life. 1413 01:16:23,448 --> 01:16:26,494 - I'm not giving up. 1414 01:16:28,496 --> 01:16:32,065 But I can't keep running away. 1415 01:16:32,109 --> 01:16:34,764 Not after what I've done. 1416 01:16:38,028 --> 01:16:39,986 - OK. 1417 01:16:40,030 --> 01:16:42,728 ♪♪♪ 1418 01:16:50,083 --> 01:16:51,868 - Thank you. 1419 01:16:51,911 --> 01:16:54,087 [indistinct whispering] 1420 01:16:57,916 --> 01:17:01,050 - Let's go save some ghosts. 1421 01:17:14,847 --> 01:17:16,936 Seriously? 1422 01:17:16,980 --> 01:17:19,025 People can't just dream about getting audited? 1423 01:17:19,068 --> 01:17:22,942 [indistinct whispering] 1424 01:17:23,943 --> 01:17:24,901 Laf! 1425 01:17:24,943 --> 01:17:27,643 ♪♪♪ 1426 01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:31,603 How did you--? - Escape my personal hell. 1427 01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:33,605 I've been through like three apocalypses, 1428 01:17:33,648 --> 01:17:35,912 I can tell the difference. - You found any of the others? 1429 01:17:39,002 --> 01:17:40,699 - Funny you should mention that. 1430 01:17:42,483 --> 01:17:44,964 I've been trying to wake her, but she keeps mistaking me 1431 01:17:45,008 --> 01:17:47,487 for... me. 1432 01:17:47,532 --> 01:17:50,273 - Form 83-B done. 1433 01:17:52,014 --> 01:17:55,366 Filing a 100 of these daily. - You don't mind taking care 1434 01:17:55,409 --> 01:17:57,585 of the deeds, right? It'll just be like 5 or 6 million pages. 1435 01:17:57,629 --> 01:18:00,675 You can do this alone; you don't need me. See you in 6 years. 1436 01:18:00,719 --> 01:18:03,591 [indistinct whispering] 1437 01:18:03,635 --> 01:18:05,768 - Laura. 1438 01:18:05,811 --> 01:18:07,900 What... are you doing in my... 1439 01:18:07,943 --> 01:18:09,902 strangely bureaucratic nightmare? 1440 01:18:09,946 --> 01:18:11,948 - Elle zapped us into nightmare land. 1441 01:18:11,991 --> 01:18:13,950 We have to do the spell before sunrise, 1442 01:18:13,993 --> 01:18:16,213 which is coming up fast. - Well, I... 1443 01:18:16,255 --> 01:18:18,563 I had to weigh the pages before Elle zapped me, 1444 01:18:18,606 --> 01:18:20,782 but without the code key to decipher the spell-- 1445 01:18:20,826 --> 01:18:22,393 - [Laf]: I've got the code key. 1446 01:18:24,221 --> 01:18:27,398 - Oh! Yes, the symbol! Do you have the full thing? 1447 01:18:27,441 --> 01:18:30,662 - Uh, yeah, I literally have a photographic memory. 1448 01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:34,187 - Oh, I could just kiss you 1449 01:18:34,231 --> 01:18:36,233 in your robot eye. 1450 01:18:39,192 --> 01:18:41,717 ♪♪♪ 1451 01:18:43,762 --> 01:18:45,895 [indistinct chatter] - You're safe. 1452 01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:52,553 - Why are people always hunting me for sport? 1453 01:18:54,599 --> 01:18:56,601 - [woman]: And Mrs. Sheridan, 1454 01:18:56,644 --> 01:18:58,690 she laughed at the very idea... 1455 01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:00,170 [indistinct speaking] 1456 01:19:00,213 --> 01:19:02,476 ♪♪♪ [indistinct whispering] 1457 01:19:19,232 --> 01:19:21,407 - OK, circle up. We don't need 1458 01:19:21,452 --> 01:19:24,629 to hold hands or anything, the spell is much more powerful, 1459 01:19:24,672 --> 01:19:27,763 but you might be more cozy that way. 1460 01:19:27,806 --> 01:19:29,852 - So what happens to us after the ghosts move on? 1461 01:19:29,895 --> 01:19:32,637 [indistinct whispering] - Oh, hmm... 1462 01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:35,031 Well, we'll either find ourselves back at the schloss. 1463 01:19:35,074 --> 01:19:37,903 or cease to exist entirely. - Better than our usual lots. 1464 01:19:37,947 --> 01:19:41,037 - I'm sorry. Not to criticise any plan that would clearly 1465 01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:43,735 be so much to our benefit, but-- - Doesn't that mean 1466 01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:45,693 you have to give up your human life? 1467 01:19:45,737 --> 01:19:47,652 [indistinct whispering] 1468 01:19:47,695 --> 01:19:50,742 - Yeah. Well, I'm responsible 1469 01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:53,005 for what happened to you, 1470 01:19:53,049 --> 01:19:55,921 so... this is how I can help. 1471 01:19:58,445 --> 01:20:00,491 [gust of wind] 1472 01:20:02,318 --> 01:20:04,190 - Whoa! What happened to the--? - It's a cake now. 1473 01:20:04,234 --> 01:20:07,106 Don't ask. - OK. 1474 01:20:07,150 --> 01:20:09,543 - Alright, uh, let's get this ritual started 1475 01:20:09,587 --> 01:20:10,893 before I change my mind. 1476 01:20:12,895 --> 01:20:14,897 [indistinct whispering] [paper ruffling] 1477 01:20:18,074 --> 01:20:20,772 [casting in foreign language] 1478 01:20:23,644 --> 01:20:26,865 [indistinct whispering] 1479 01:20:26,909 --> 01:20:29,825 [dramatic music] - Carm! 1480 01:20:31,391 --> 01:20:34,003 - You think I'm gonna let you do this? 1481 01:20:34,046 --> 01:20:35,960 Steal everything from me again?! - But Carm really isn't 1482 01:20:36,005 --> 01:20:38,050 the one you blame for that. 1483 01:20:38,094 --> 01:20:40,487 Is she? I've seen that moment 1484 01:20:40,531 --> 01:20:42,489 between you two over and over again. 1485 01:20:42,532 --> 01:20:44,535 You had everything that you ever wanted and you gave it up 1486 01:20:44,577 --> 01:20:46,624 because you were afraid. - They lied to me. 1487 01:20:46,666 --> 01:20:48,539 Carmilla, her mother, 1488 01:20:48,582 --> 01:20:50,584 they betrayed and murdered me! 1489 01:20:50,628 --> 01:20:52,151 - You're right: it isn't fair what happened to you, 1490 01:20:52,195 --> 01:20:54,153 but that's not an excuse. 1491 01:20:54,197 --> 01:20:57,068 Everything that you're doing right now - 1492 01:20:57,112 --> 01:20:58,941 hurting everyone else, hurting yourself - it's just because 1493 01:20:58,984 --> 01:21:01,030 you're afraid of what comes next, but you don't have to be. 1494 01:21:01,073 --> 01:21:02,596 We can help you. 1495 01:21:02,639 --> 01:21:04,598 We can help you find the peace that you've always been 1496 01:21:04,642 --> 01:21:06,296 looking for. - No! 1497 01:21:06,339 --> 01:21:09,212 No, I don't want your platitudes! I want my... 1498 01:21:11,910 --> 01:21:15,261 - Your life. You want your life. 1499 01:21:15,305 --> 01:21:17,742 Yeah, we know. - Ugh! 1500 01:21:17,785 --> 01:21:21,398 - But it's not all about you. And you're a part 1501 01:21:21,441 --> 01:21:23,879 of this. Stay put. 1502 01:21:23,922 --> 01:21:26,011 - Nice shot! - I've been waiting to do that 1503 01:21:26,055 --> 01:21:27,795 since we got here. 1504 01:21:30,146 --> 01:21:32,103 - So, you're kind of rocking the field work these days, huh? 1505 01:21:32,148 --> 01:21:35,237 Think if we got some more admin help, you'd be able 1506 01:21:35,281 --> 01:21:38,284 to come out more. - I think I could 1507 01:21:38,327 --> 01:21:40,330 find some time to play. 1508 01:21:42,723 --> 01:21:44,900 - We're almost free of all of this. 1509 01:21:46,945 --> 01:21:49,425 - You shouldn't have been drawn into it to begin with. 1510 01:21:49,469 --> 01:21:52,559 - It was 1872. 1511 01:21:52,603 --> 01:21:54,387 If we hadn't been killed by vampires, 1512 01:21:54,431 --> 01:21:56,259 it would have been... 1513 01:21:56,302 --> 01:21:58,261 I don't know, tuberculosis? 1514 01:21:58,304 --> 01:22:00,611 [indistinct whispering] - Oddly specific. 1515 01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:04,657 - Each day was made better 1516 01:22:04,702 --> 01:22:07,923 because you tried to make it such. 1517 01:22:07,966 --> 01:22:09,968 I don't regret a thing. 1518 01:22:15,539 --> 01:22:17,454 Thank you... 1519 01:22:17,496 --> 01:22:19,543 for the dance. 1520 01:22:19,585 --> 01:22:21,849 I wish there could be another, but... 1521 01:22:21,893 --> 01:22:23,851 - I get it. 1522 01:22:23,895 --> 01:22:26,157 You gotta leave with the one that brung you. 1523 01:22:28,465 --> 01:22:30,510 - Would you like to...? 1524 01:22:31,990 --> 01:22:33,600 - Obviously. 1525 01:22:46,526 --> 01:22:49,790 - [Elle]: Ugh, can we please just move on already? 1526 01:22:49,834 --> 01:22:51,487 [indistinct whispering] 1527 01:22:55,361 --> 01:22:57,710 [casting in foreign language] 1528 01:23:04,282 --> 01:23:06,546 [indistinct whispering] 1529 01:23:10,637 --> 01:23:13,510 - Ah, it's working! 1530 01:23:38,491 --> 01:23:41,059 [silence] 1531 01:23:43,061 --> 01:23:45,107 - What the hell now? 1532 01:23:47,934 --> 01:23:49,894 - Guess with all the ghosts gone, 1533 01:23:49,937 --> 01:23:53,071 there's no reason for this place to exist anymore. 1534 01:23:53,115 --> 01:23:55,726 So... 1535 01:23:55,769 --> 01:23:57,467 it worked. 1536 01:23:57,510 --> 01:23:59,164 Hurray. 1537 01:24:03,473 --> 01:24:05,562 Sorry about before. 1538 01:24:07,259 --> 01:24:10,045 I think I've been so focused on chasing after your life 1539 01:24:10,088 --> 01:24:12,134 'cause it seemed a lot easier than... 1540 01:24:12,177 --> 01:24:14,309 trying to fix my own. 1541 01:24:14,353 --> 01:24:16,398 - Hey... 1542 01:24:18,401 --> 01:24:20,707 ...you're Laura Hollis. 1543 01:24:20,751 --> 01:24:22,231 [Carmilla sniggers.] 1544 01:24:22,273 --> 01:24:24,929 ...and I have watched you fight 1545 01:24:24,972 --> 01:24:28,280 vampires and... gods, 1546 01:24:28,324 --> 01:24:31,414 and even that lady who tried to butt us in line 1547 01:24:31,457 --> 01:24:33,503 at the craft fair. [both chuckling] 1548 01:24:35,505 --> 01:24:38,160 So you're gonna figure it out. 1549 01:24:38,202 --> 01:24:40,335 Whatever happens next... 1550 01:24:42,686 --> 01:24:44,731 ...we're gonna do it together. 1551 01:24:52,609 --> 01:24:54,567 - This goes Romeo and Juliet on us, 1552 01:24:54,611 --> 01:24:56,612 I'm totally gonna haunt your ass. 1553 01:24:58,441 --> 01:25:00,486 - Of course you are. 1554 01:25:07,362 --> 01:25:09,626 [blowing candle] 1555 01:25:12,585 --> 01:25:15,371 [birds chirping] 1556 01:25:15,414 --> 01:25:17,895 ♪♪♪ 1557 01:25:24,945 --> 01:25:27,121 - Well, that was a kick. 1558 01:25:31,169 --> 01:25:33,128 [Beep!] - [Where are you, guys?] 1559 01:25:33,171 --> 01:25:35,173 - [Is everyone OK? Over.] 1560 01:25:37,393 --> 01:25:41,657 - Affirmative. Laura and Carm A-OK. 1561 01:25:41,701 --> 01:25:43,921 Over. - [Front door is unlocked.] 1562 01:25:43,964 --> 01:25:46,445 - [Oh! Meet you outside.] 1563 01:25:46,489 --> 01:25:48,665 - [You're supposed to say over. - Over.] 1564 01:25:51,058 --> 01:25:53,059 - Let's get the hell out of Styria. 1565 01:25:54,540 --> 01:25:57,630 [uplifting electro music] 1566 01:26:14,212 --> 01:26:16,171 - I call dibs on window! 1567 01:26:16,214 --> 01:26:19,739 ♪♪♪ 1568 01:26:31,969 --> 01:26:35,668 ♪♪♪ 1569 01:26:44,982 --> 01:26:46,375 [small chuckle] 1570 01:26:47,245 --> 01:26:49,116 - Hmm... 1571 01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:51,162 and how does it feel, Ms. Hollis, 1572 01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:54,469 to officially be a freelance journalist at large? 1573 01:26:54,513 --> 01:26:57,168 - I've made a huge mistake! What have I done? 1574 01:26:57,212 --> 01:27:00,040 I quit my job. I gave up my cubicle! 1575 01:27:00,084 --> 01:27:02,521 I don't have a plan! What am I supposed to do without a plan? 1576 01:27:02,565 --> 01:27:04,523 [both chuckling] 1577 01:27:04,567 --> 01:27:06,612 Only about half of that was actual panic, 1578 01:27:06,656 --> 01:27:09,136 so pretty good, right? - Yeah. 1579 01:27:09,180 --> 01:27:10,398 [Laura laughing] 1580 01:27:10,442 --> 01:27:12,052 - I'm just gonna go get some blood, babe. 1581 01:27:15,665 --> 01:27:18,624 - So this is a blueprint? - Yep, the blueprints 1582 01:27:18,668 --> 01:27:21,410 they sent over. And, oh, check this out. 1583 01:27:21,452 --> 01:27:23,629 They have an industrial-size cleaning closet. 1584 01:27:23,673 --> 01:27:25,978 And then I was thinking we could put your reactor over here, 1585 01:27:26,023 --> 01:27:27,981 in this corner. - That is a beautiful thing. 1586 01:27:28,025 --> 01:27:29,983 - Selling out going smoothly? 1587 01:27:30,027 --> 01:27:32,116 - Uh, we're retaining executive control 1588 01:27:32,159 --> 01:27:34,379 over Laferry at Intrigue. And they're giving us 1589 01:27:34,423 --> 01:27:37,469 a thorium reactor. A thorium reactor! 1590 01:27:37,513 --> 01:27:40,124 - It was really scary. - It sounds a little cushy. 1591 01:27:40,166 --> 01:27:42,169 - But it was a totally legit adventure. 1592 01:27:42,213 --> 01:27:44,171 You know, there were ghosts and a haunted mansion, 1593 01:27:44,215 --> 01:27:46,173 and then, you know, this weird netherworld. 1594 01:27:46,217 --> 01:27:48,306 - And comfy beds and midnight snacks, 1595 01:27:48,350 --> 01:27:51,570 and a masquerade ball. - Look, I even have a mark 1596 01:27:51,614 --> 01:27:53,572 where I got ghost zapped. Look. 1597 01:27:53,616 --> 01:27:55,574 No, seriously, look. - No, I see it. 1598 01:27:55,618 --> 01:27:57,576 That's good. - Look! It's there, look! 1599 01:27:57,620 --> 01:28:00,144 - You can put it away now. - OK, don't give me 1600 01:28:00,187 --> 01:28:02,842 pity eyes, Hollis. Like, you never had a crush 1601 01:28:02,886 --> 01:28:05,802 on a dead girl... - That does sound familiar. 1602 01:28:09,109 --> 01:28:10,675 - Thanks. 1603 01:28:16,987 --> 01:28:19,337 - So... 1604 01:28:19,380 --> 01:28:21,339 Carmilla Karnstein... - Hmmm... 1605 01:28:21,383 --> 01:28:23,776 - ...a vampire again. 1606 01:28:23,820 --> 01:28:25,996 What's next? 1607 01:28:26,039 --> 01:28:29,869 - I'm thinking... maybe my PhD in Philosophy. 1608 01:28:31,697 --> 01:28:34,264 Hey, attend university for 70-odd years 1609 01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:36,659 and you rack up a few credits. 1610 01:28:36,702 --> 01:28:39,357 - So proud of you. 1611 01:28:39,401 --> 01:28:41,054 - You're not worried about how we'll spend 1612 01:28:41,098 --> 01:28:42,360 the rest of our lives together? 1613 01:28:44,406 --> 01:28:47,059 - I figure any two people in a relationship, 1614 01:28:47,103 --> 01:28:49,498 their lives move at different paces. 1615 01:28:49,541 --> 01:28:52,936 That isn't the part that matters. 1616 01:28:53,937 --> 01:28:55,112 This... 1617 01:28:56,112 --> 01:28:58,071 ...here... 1618 01:28:58,115 --> 01:28:59,943 right now... 1619 01:28:59,986 --> 01:29:02,902 This is what matters. 1620 01:29:02,946 --> 01:29:04,991 And I love you. 1621 01:29:07,472 --> 01:29:09,431 - I love you too. 1622 01:29:19,136 --> 01:29:22,313 ♪♪♪ 1623 01:29:28,537 --> 01:29:30,974 - ♪♪ I knew... - I'm Laura Hollis 1624 01:29:31,017 --> 01:29:33,803 and this is a web exclusive for Cream Puffington Post. 1625 01:29:33,846 --> 01:29:36,371 We're talking today with veteran dragonslayer 1626 01:29:36,414 --> 01:29:40,897 Elizabeth Spielsdorf about the great apocalypse of 2015. 1627 01:29:40,940 --> 01:29:43,246 Hi, I'm Laura Hollis on assignment in Graz 1628 01:29:43,290 --> 01:29:45,423 where we're just in time for the ribbon cutting ceremony 1629 01:29:45,467 --> 01:29:48,121 on the J.P. Armitage Memorial Library. 1630 01:29:48,165 --> 01:29:50,123 I'm Laura Hollis reporting to you live 1631 01:29:50,166 --> 01:29:52,517 from the Geneva Summit on the rights of Werepeople. 1632 01:29:52,561 --> 01:29:55,651 I'm Laura Hollis reporting to you live from Iceland 1633 01:29:55,693 --> 01:29:58,262 where scientists have recently made a breakthrough discovery 1634 01:29:58,305 --> 01:30:00,264 of the first drinkable fountain of youth. 1635 01:30:00,307 --> 01:30:03,267 A scandal brewing tonight on the step of the capital. 1636 01:30:03,309 --> 01:30:05,487 as the President who, last month, was revealed 1637 01:30:05,530 --> 01:30:08,968 to be an as-yet unidentified species of lizard creature 1638 01:30:09,012 --> 01:30:11,841 with very small hands refuses to produce 1639 01:30:11,884 --> 01:30:13,843 his long-form hatching certificate. 1640 01:30:13,886 --> 01:30:17,324 This is senior correspondent Laura Hollis 1641 01:30:17,368 --> 01:30:19,501 for MSSSN-BCD. 1642 01:30:19,544 --> 01:30:22,460 - ♪ I know a place 1643 01:30:22,504 --> 01:30:26,421 ♪ I know a place we can go 1644 01:30:26,464 --> 01:30:29,293 ♪ Where everyone gonna lay down ♪ 1645 01:30:29,335 --> 01:30:33,036 ♪ Their weapon Lay down their weapon ♪ 1646 01:30:33,079 --> 01:30:36,909 ♪ Just give me trust and watch what'll happen ♪ 1647 01:30:36,952 --> 01:30:39,695 ♪ 'Cause I know 1648 01:30:39,737 --> 01:30:43,699 ♪ I know a place we can run - Yeah ♪ 1649 01:30:43,742 --> 01:30:48,268 - ♪ Where everyone gonna lay down their weapon ♪ 1650 01:30:48,312 --> 01:30:50,270 ♪ Lay down their weapon 1651 01:30:50,314 --> 01:30:53,925 ♪ Don't you be afraid of love and affection ♪ 1652 01:30:53,969 --> 01:30:56,668 ♪ Just lay down your weapon 1653 01:31:01,804 --> 01:31:04,589 ♪ Right now 1654 01:31:04,633 --> 01:31:07,853 ♪ It's like you're carrying all the weight of your past ♪ 1655 01:31:07,897 --> 01:31:10,116 ♪ I could feel the bruises ♪ 1656 01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:12,335 ♪ Yellow, dark blue and black 1657 01:31:12,379 --> 01:31:16,383 ♪ But baby, it bruises only your body ♪ 1658 01:31:16,427 --> 01:31:19,386 ♪ Trying to keep you intact 1659 01:31:19,430 --> 01:31:21,911 ♪ So right now 1660 01:31:21,954 --> 01:31:25,654 ♪ I think we should go get drunk on cheap wine ♪ 1661 01:31:25,697 --> 01:31:29,571 ♪ I feel you should hop onto the purple line ♪ 1662 01:31:29,614 --> 01:31:31,877 ♪ 'Cause maybe your purpose 1663 01:31:31,921 --> 01:31:33,879 ♪ Is to never give up 1664 01:31:33,923 --> 01:31:36,142 ♪ When we're on the right track ♪ 1665 01:31:36,186 --> 01:31:38,362 ♪ But I can tell 1666 01:31:38,405 --> 01:31:40,364 ♪ When you get nervous 1667 01:31:40,407 --> 01:31:42,584 ♪ You think being yourself 1668 01:31:42,627 --> 01:31:44,716 ♪ Means being unworthy 1669 01:31:44,760 --> 01:31:46,805 ♪ And it's all to love 1670 01:31:46,849 --> 01:31:48,981 ♪ With a heart that's hurting 1671 01:31:49,025 --> 01:31:53,290 ♪ But if you want to go on dancing ♪ 1672 01:31:53,333 --> 01:31:56,684 ♪ I know a place 1673 01:31:56,728 --> 01:31:59,296 ♪ I know a place we can go 1674 01:31:59,339 --> 01:32:00,950 - ♪ Yeah 1675 01:32:00,993 --> 01:32:04,736 - ♪ Where everyone gonna lay down their weapon ♪ 1676 01:32:04,780 --> 01:32:07,217 ♪ Lay down their weapon 1677 01:32:07,260 --> 01:32:09,349 ♪ Just give me trust 1678 01:32:09,393 --> 01:32:11,482 ♪ And watch what happen 1679 01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:13,876 ♪ 'Cause I know 1680 01:32:13,919 --> 01:32:16,487 ♪ I know a place we can run 1681 01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:18,141 - ♪ Yeah 1682 01:32:18,184 --> 01:32:22,537 - ♪ Where everyone gonna lay down their weapon ♪ 1683 01:32:22,580 --> 01:32:24,626 ♪ Lay down their weapon 1684 01:32:24,669 --> 01:32:28,673 ♪ Don't you be afraid of love and affection ♪ 1685 01:32:28,717 --> 01:32:32,023 ♪ Just lay down your weapon ♪ 1686 01:32:32,068 --> 01:32:34,244 [silence] 1687 01:33:01,487 --> 01:33:03,621 [floor creaking] 1688 01:33:17,722 --> 01:33:20,420 [sinister music] 1689 01:33:32,519 --> 01:33:34,478 [music ends] 1690 01:33:39,439 --> 01:33:42,878 [eerie music] 1691 01:33:42,921 --> 01:33:45,141 - Hey, Maddie. [Maddie chuckling] 1692 01:33:45,184 --> 01:33:47,665 - Hey, sis. 1693 01:33:47,709 --> 01:33:49,710 - What are you--? - Back from the underworld 1694 01:33:49,754 --> 01:33:53,889 and lounging in your charmingly Bohemian pied-a-terre. 1695 01:33:53,932 --> 01:33:56,674 [Maddie chuckling] - For starters. 1696 01:33:56,718 --> 01:33:59,634 - You and I and the little ingénue that could 1697 01:33:59,677 --> 01:34:02,245 are going on a road trip. 1698 01:34:02,288 --> 01:34:06,291 Turns out the angler fish was female. 1699 01:34:06,335 --> 01:34:09,077 Before it died, it laid eggs. 1700 01:34:09,121 --> 01:34:13,299 Just an alarming number of eggs. 1701 01:34:13,343 --> 01:34:16,128 ♪♪♪ 1702 01:34:24,441 --> 01:34:26,008 - Alright, let's get going.