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You know, college fun.

Let go and have fun.

Single and ready to mingle.

Yeah, baby!

Couldn't I have them on my one -fuck -no
-questions -ask list?

Take me to bed right now.

When love can really burn you.

Touch of the beat.

Am I not enough for you?

What are you watching? Anything juicy?

You Americans, fall tight about sex.

La la.

I gotta switch major.

You think?

Yeah. If James sees you in that, you'll
be lucky.

If you guys even make it till I do.

It's that hot. I wish there was
something I can wear that would make

up and take notice.

Suddenly he's playing hard to get?

Well, at first I wasn't ready to get
into a relationship after what happened

with me and Freddie, and, you know, I
think it kind of scared him off.

And now?

And now I think I'm ready to stop
playing the field.

Have you told him that?

What am I supposed to do? Spell it out
for him?

He's a guy. You have to spell it out,
then read it back, then have them repeat

it, and then maybe, just maybe,
something will sink in.

Take Royce, for example.

What about Royce? I had to tell him face
to face last night that it's over. I'm

marrying James.

After everything he did, everything he
put me through, he still thought he had

chance. Wow.

Guys are really pretty stupid, aren't
they?

I'd say they think with their little
heads, but even those are as dumb as a

of hammers.

Teeny, tiny little hammers.

So, you think I should spell it out? In
capital letters, laid on the line.

Maybe I won't keep it on until I say I
do.

Baby?

I know it's bad luck to see the bride in
her wedding dress on the big day, but

what if you don't actually see the
dress?

James?

Why do I always have to hide?

Look, I told you, if the government
finds me here, I can't do anything to

protect you. So come on.

Where is she?

You're going to have to be a tad more
specific.

Ophelia. Where is Ophelia?

Watch out.

Where the fuck is Ophelia?

Look, buddy, it's your wedding day, and
she's not with you.

Can't you take a hint?

Doesn't that tell you anything?

You tell her.

You tell her I came looking for her.

You tell her I'm going back to where
this all started.

And I'm wiping this lake clean.

She never existed.

My pleasure. Anything for a friend.

Yeah, thanks.

You be Maria Schneider, and then I'll be
Brando.

You bring the butter?

Oh, I'll bring the butter, all right.

Churn, baby, churn.

I will blow up in your face I

could always stop my drinking

Thank you.

I've really been doing your homework.

Yeah, I've been boning up on the
computer.

Well, keep on boning.

Larry?

Oh.

What's up? Shouldn't you be getting
ready for the big day?

It might not be a big day to be getting
ready for.

What exactly have you been boning up to?

I'm laying it on the line.

Cooper, I'm ready to start playing the
field.

I didn't know you were thinking of me.

I guess you're not.

Get dressed. I need your help.

He's gone.

When was the last time you saw him? He
was sleeping. I had to go out for a

while. Out of the bedroom or out of the
house?

I had some unfinished business.

Right.

Whoa, you was another dude the night of
your wedding?

This is coming from Mr. Fidelity here.

You can't mess around with exes.

This is coming from Mr. Boning Up.

Look, the wedding's in two hours. I need
your help, please.

Find James.

Hey,

baby, see James?

Hey, have you seen James Tyler anywhere?

Have you seen James Tyler anywhere?

No.

Hey, hey you. Hey.

Have you seen James Tyler?

No. Sorry.

Really? Wow.

Can I come in?

It's urgent.

Okay.

I don't suppose you've seen James Tyler
today, have you?

He's getting married in two hours, and
no one's seen him since yesterday.

Oh, God.

It's not anything to get worried about,
I'm sure.

He's probably just getting his head
together.

Head together?

Is there something... Nancy Reagan?

He's not here, but if I see him, I'll
let him know you're looking for him.

Thanks.

Try making a figure eight with your
tongue. It's a mind -scrambler.

Okay.

Where the hell could he be?

Maybe if you'd have spent a little less
time boning up on the computer, you'd

have seen him leave.

Roy, is she there?

You changed your mind.

I need your help.

Okay.

Well, he is a lucky man.

He's a missing man.

Well, that's his loss.

Jesus, look at this dress.

He must have seen us together.

You guys are keeping secrets already.

You know, that's not such a great start
to a married life.

Did he come here? Have you seen him?

No.

Nope. I haven't seen his ugly mug in
weeks.

What am I going to do? We're supposed to
be getting married in an hour.

Everybody's coming.

I know.

Look, if it wasn't meant to be, it
wasn't meant to be, right?

I mean, you always believed in destiny.

I guess I... You play the hand you
dealt.

And if he's not going to be there for
you, well, there's somebody who will be.

Look, I let you down. I lost you.

If you were to give me one more chance,
I know that I would never lie to you

again.

Really?

Starting when?

Ophelia, I would like for you to meet my
feng shui instructor.

She's here to help me cleanse the qi in
my apartment, you know?

Starting in the closet, naked?

Yeah, she barely speaks English.

Just ignore her.

Okay, thank you. The cleansing can wait.

You know what? This cleansing's long
overdue.

He is a lying, cheating sack of shit.

You don't say.

Your boyfriend, he was here this
morning.

He said he was going to go back to where
it all began.

That's too good.

I, uh...

I can explain about the whole feng shui
business.

You know what? You can stick your feng
shui where the sun don't shine.

Well, well, well, Dean Blowhard.

What brings you out here, huh? Other
than that chick magnet.

Well, I'm finally going to be doing
something I should have done a long,

time ago.

Be my guest.

Wait a minute.

You're up to something. I know you. What
are you... You want to try and steal my

dynamite, is that it?

Nah, it's over, Dino.

I'm done. I can't believe I'm going to
say this, but... What the hell is wrong

with you?

This house.

This life.

It's history.

It's time for me to start a new chapter.

Aren't you supposed to be getting
married today?

Yeah, I was.

Now that's history, too.

I can't leave you like this. Oh, my God.
What do you want me to do?

Do you want me to kneel before you?

Flagellate myself?

Hey, I can do the thing with the thing.
What?

James, I could have expelled you a
thousand times over. But I didn't do

And do you want to know why?

Because of Ophelia.

For some godforsaken reason, that woman
loves you.

And it would have broken her heart.

So yes, I did let you break every rule,
every code of conduct, every moral

boundary in the book.

Because that woman loved you.

Past tense, do you know?

Loved. Love.

Well, I guess I should let you two be
alone for a while and catch up. But hey,

don't be too long. You do have a wedding
to go to.

And I... Well, I have a carbuncle to
blow up.

Whoa, is that a stick of dynamite in
your pocket, Dino? Or are you... Don't

it.

Thanks.

So what about Mr. Monkey Man?

Royce? He's so far in the past tense I
can barely remember his face.

Yeah, or any other part of him, I hope.

I loved, love, and will always love you.

What are we going to do?

What can we do?

Tell them the wedding's off.

Not that one of them is picking up their
phones.

Well, the priest has to leave. He's got
another wedding to go to. Look, I know

these guys so well, and I know how
important this is to them. And there's

nothing in the world that would keep
them from being here.

I'll let the bridges burn

My sheltered life was a cocoon I

had to have some breathing room And now
I'm finally breaking through

What's my point? I'll tell you what my
point is. You're increasingly difficult

to talk to, let alone throwing that into
the goddamn neck.

Oh, you're an idiot. If you think this
has something to do with you and I and

our problem... Wait, wait, wait. Did you
just call me?

Did you just call me an idiot?

Is that what I heard?

I guess something more important came
up.

It's time.

Do you want me to tell everyone the
wedding's off?

Yeah.

Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, if I

could have your attention.

We're so sorry to have to tell you this,
but James and Ophelia are... James!

Where's the man in black?

Uh, he had to leave.

He had to leave?

Allow me.

Oh, you know.

You did bring a ring, didn't you?

What? Of course I did.

It's right here.

Do you, James Tyler, take this very
beautiful woman to be your wife,

all others?

All others.

Hell yeah, I do.

Good.

Do you, Ophelia Leeson, take this
overgrown teenager to be your

husband with the full understanding that
he's borderline retarded?

I so do.

That as much as it scares me to say
this, I now pronounce you man and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Please try to keep your clothes on,
guys, huh?

Not a chance, Dino.

Not a chance.

Are

you

enjoying the party?

Yeah, right.

You're such a bore.

Bore?

Look who's talking.

Drunk bore.

At least I know how to have a little
fun.

I don't want to have fun. I'm going to
go.

Stop that.

You want a drink?

Hey, Guillermo, would you like a drink?

You want a drink?

You're embarrassing me. Every time we go
somewhere, you drink, drink, drink,

drink, and then you fall down, and then
it's embarrassing, and then I look like

an idiot.

How could you treat me like that? Come
on.

That's why I married you.

I was looking all over for her.

I can see you're still boning up to her.

I was doing some editing.

Yeah, I can see that. A regular spank
montage.

Jesus, this is worth some basic
instinct, too.

The time for reckoning is

sort of nigh.

Director's cut.

Look, what Freddy did... You know, I
don't like talking about that.

What Freddy did was cheat.

With how many people and how many
different positions, with what

isn't what matters.

What matters is he cheated.

And I don't ever want to hurt you like
that.

Cooper, you're free to do whatever you
want, whomever you want.

I know.

And I have.

But now I know.

That I would never cheat on you.

You trust me?

I will write every day.

You better.

I think that I... I know

if we're an exchange student for real
this time.

Let's do the world.

You're an action figure.

I'm an astronaut.

It's all good.

I'll bring lunch for you and you can
sing me one of your fine songs.

This is where it ends.

Hold your hand tomorrow.

Come on over now.

And we can spin the world around.

Have a cocktail at the diner. A taco at
the zoo.

Cup of tea in Vegas.

of you.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I'm a movie star.

You are what you are.

It's not a TV show.

We're still gonna fuck like rabbits,
right?

Even when we're an old married couple?

I'm doing you in the retirement home.

That's good to hear. That's good to
hear.

I just can't believe that we're actually
married.

Mr. and Mrs.

Mrs. and Mr.

I love you, Mrs. Tyler.

I love you, Mr. Tyler.

It's not, Jean. What are you doing?
What?

And she's never ever, ever better.