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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,145 --> 00:00:05,048 * 2 00:00:05,616 --> 00:00:07,184 (woman) YOU OKAY? 3 00:00:07,218 --> 00:00:08,452 I'M THINKING. 4 00:00:08,485 --> 00:00:10,754 THINKING'S NOT GONNA GET YOU TO THE TOP. 5 00:00:10,787 --> 00:00:12,623 MOM, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING ME. 6 00:00:12,656 --> 00:00:13,957 NO, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE COACHING YOU. 7 00:00:13,990 --> 00:00:15,659 THE SLOWER YOU GO THE MORE TIRED YOU'RE GONNA GET. 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,203 THERE'S A HOLD ABOUT A FOOT ABOVE YOU ON THE LEFT. 9 00:00:26,237 --> 00:00:28,605 I KNOW. 10 00:00:30,707 --> 00:00:32,376 NICE GRAB. 11 00:00:32,409 --> 00:00:34,878 KEEP GOING, YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, BABE. 12 00:00:34,911 --> 00:00:36,347 I CAN'T. MY CALF'S CRAMPING. 13 00:00:36,380 --> 00:00:38,048 YOU NEED TO GET OFF YOUR TOES. 14 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:39,150 GET ON THE BALL OF YOUR FOOT. 15 00:00:39,183 --> 00:00:40,317 - I CAN'T. - YES, YOU CAN. 16 00:00:40,351 --> 00:00:41,618 YOU CAN GET ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP. 17 00:00:44,188 --> 00:00:46,223 [grunting] 18 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:49,826 IT'S OKAY, I GOT YOU. 19 00:00:49,860 --> 00:00:52,028 - YOU ALL RIGHT? - LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE WRONG. 20 00:00:52,062 --> 00:00:53,630 YEAH, BUT YOU DID AWESOME. 21 00:00:53,664 --> 00:00:55,299 THAT'S THE HIGHEST YOU'VE GOTTEN. 22 00:00:55,332 --> 00:00:56,733 - I'M PROUD OF YOU. - I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 23 00:00:56,767 --> 00:00:59,236 OKAY, COME ON DOWN. 24 00:00:59,270 --> 00:01:00,937 MOM? 25 00:01:00,971 --> 00:01:02,639 [breathing unsteadily] 26 00:01:02,673 --> 00:01:04,375 MOM, ARE YOU OKAY? 27 00:01:10,314 --> 00:01:12,383 OH, GOD. 28 00:01:12,416 --> 00:01:14,485 AAH! 29 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:18,555 (man) ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 30 00:01:18,589 --> 00:01:19,723 MY ARM-- I THINK I BROKE IT. 31 00:01:19,756 --> 00:01:22,092 - DON'T MOVE. - GOD, JANE, I'M SO SORRY. 32 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,327 WHAT HAPPENED? DID THE ROPE BREAK? - NO. 33 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,661 MY HANDS... 34 00:01:24,695 --> 00:01:26,863 I CAN'T MOVE THEM. 35 00:01:29,966 --> 00:01:32,936 [Massive Attack's Teardrop] 36 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:36,973 * 37 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,768 SHE'S BEEN TO AN ORTHO, 38 00:02:04,801 --> 00:02:06,537 TWO NEUROS, AND AN IMMUNOLOGIST. 39 00:02:06,570 --> 00:02:09,005 NONE OF THE TREATMENTS HAVE HAD ANY EFFECT. 40 00:02:09,039 --> 00:02:11,275 - YOU THINK IT'S OVER? - IT'S GETTING WORSE. 41 00:02:11,308 --> 00:02:12,776 LAST NEUROLOGIST FOUND INTERMITTENT NUMBNESS 42 00:02:12,809 --> 00:02:14,545 IN BOTH ARMS AS WELL AS THE HAND PARALYSIS. 43 00:02:14,578 --> 00:02:15,712 I MEANT THE GAME. 44 00:02:15,746 --> 00:02:16,713 YOU THINK HE'S GONNA KEEP ALL FOUR OF US? 45 00:02:16,747 --> 00:02:17,981 HE SAID HE WOULD. 46 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:20,150 NO SIGN OF UPPER MOTOR NEURON INVOLVEMENT. 47 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:21,218 HE LIES. 48 00:02:21,252 --> 00:02:24,888 MY EARS ARE BURNING. 49 00:02:24,921 --> 00:02:25,889 TELL 'EM YOU'RE DONE FIRING PEOPLE. 50 00:02:25,922 --> 00:02:27,258 WELL, IF I LIE... 51 00:02:27,291 --> 00:02:29,059 THAT WOULD BE LITTLE REASSURANCE. 52 00:02:29,092 --> 00:02:30,627 DR. KUTNER, 53 00:02:30,661 --> 00:02:32,863 WHO TOLD YOU THAT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA 54 00:02:32,896 --> 00:02:34,865 TO PUT UP SUPERFICIAL REPRESENTATIONS 55 00:02:34,898 --> 00:02:36,500 OF A HYPOCRITICAL SEASON 56 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:37,901 CELEBRATING A MYTHICAL FIGURE? 57 00:02:37,934 --> 00:02:39,069 IT WASN'T ME. 58 00:02:39,102 --> 00:02:42,239 HE LIED. 59 00:02:42,273 --> 00:02:43,274 HOMEY KNOWS BETTER, 60 00:02:43,307 --> 00:02:45,542 HYMIE DOESN'T CARE, 61 00:02:45,576 --> 00:02:46,577 AND HUNTINGTON'S WOULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB. 62 00:02:46,610 --> 00:02:47,844 I DON'T HAVE HUNTINGTON'S. 63 00:02:47,878 --> 00:02:49,079 (House) THAT YOU KNOW OF. 64 00:02:49,112 --> 00:02:51,014 - WHY WOULD YOU-- - BECAUSE I GOT SUED 65 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:53,484 WHEN I CALLED YOU "HONEYBUNS." 66 00:02:53,517 --> 00:02:54,885 AM I FIRED IF I PUT UP-- 67 00:02:54,918 --> 00:02:56,019 THE POINT OF THE GAME WAS TO SCARE US. 68 00:02:56,052 --> 00:02:57,254 TELLING US IT'S OVER ISN'T SCARY. 69 00:02:57,288 --> 00:02:58,255 THEREFORE HE HAS NO REASON TO SAY THAT 70 00:02:58,289 --> 00:02:59,856 UNLESS IT'S TRUE. 71 00:03:01,625 --> 00:03:02,859 GOOD. 72 00:03:02,893 --> 00:03:05,562 THEN CAN WE DO A SECRET SANTA? 73 00:03:05,596 --> 00:03:06,963 I LIKED YOU BETTER 15 SECONDS AGO 74 00:03:06,997 --> 00:03:08,565 WHEN YOU WERE AFRAID FOR YOUR JOB. 75 00:03:08,599 --> 00:03:10,133 SO WHO'S SICK? 76 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:12,369 35-YEAR-OLD SINGLE MOM. 77 00:03:12,403 --> 00:03:14,104 IT'S AN ODD PRESENTATION OF PARALYSIS. 78 00:03:14,137 --> 00:03:15,572 IS THERE ANY HISTORY OF DRUG USE? - NO. 79 00:03:15,606 --> 00:03:16,773 SHE SAYS THERE'S NO HISTORY. 80 00:03:16,807 --> 00:03:18,275 SHE'S NOT A LIAR. 81 00:03:18,309 --> 00:03:20,977 OKAY, THIS IS GONNA BE A TOUGH CASE. 82 00:03:21,011 --> 00:03:23,847 I HAVE ALMOST NO KNOWLEDGE OF ALIEN PHYSIOLOGY. 83 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,683 EVERYONE LIES, BUT THERE'S AN EXCEPTION TO EVERY RULE. 84 00:03:26,717 --> 00:03:27,851 ACTUALLY, THERE ISN'T. 85 00:03:27,884 --> 00:03:29,286 THAT'S KINDA WHAT MAKES IT A RULE. 86 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,354 THE PATIENT'S MOTHER DIED OF BREAST CANCER 87 00:03:30,387 --> 00:03:31,455 WHEN SHE WAS SEVEN. 88 00:03:31,488 --> 00:03:32,456 SHE NEVER EVEN KNEW HER MOM WAS SICK. 89 00:03:32,489 --> 00:03:33,790 SHE PROMISED HERSELF 90 00:03:33,824 --> 00:03:35,158 SHE WOULD NEVER HIDE ANYTHING FROM HER OWN DAUGHTER. 91 00:03:35,191 --> 00:03:39,363 OH, I DIDN'T KNOW SHE PROMISED. 92 00:03:39,396 --> 00:03:40,797 AND WE'RE NOT HER DAUGHTER. 93 00:03:40,831 --> 00:03:42,799 THE PATIENT INHERITED THE BRCA1 MUTATION 94 00:03:42,833 --> 00:03:44,134 FROM HER MOM. 95 00:03:44,167 --> 00:03:45,302 SHE GOT A PROPHYLACTIC DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TEN YEARS AGO. 96 00:03:45,336 --> 00:03:47,003 SHE LIED ABOUT IT. 97 00:03:47,037 --> 00:03:48,639 SHE TOLD HER CO-WORKERS. SHE TOLD HER KID. 98 00:03:48,672 --> 00:03:50,140 SHE LIED TO THE WORLD. 99 00:03:50,173 --> 00:03:53,009 RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY IS DESIGNED TO CONVINCE PEOPLE-- 100 00:03:53,043 --> 00:03:56,613 SHE DIDN'T GET RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY. 101 00:03:56,647 --> 00:03:57,881 (Kutner) OKAY, WE CAN RULE OUT BREAST CANCER. 102 00:03:57,914 --> 00:03:59,082 ACTUALLY, I WAS GONNA RULE IT IN. 103 00:03:59,115 --> 00:04:01,418 PARALYSIS COULD BE PARANEOPLASTIC. 104 00:04:01,452 --> 00:04:02,519 EVEN THE BEST SURGEON CAN'T REMOVE 105 00:04:02,553 --> 00:04:05,088 EVERY CELL OF BREAST TISSUE. 106 00:04:05,121 --> 00:04:08,425 MRI WHAT'S LEFT OF HER CHEST. 107 00:04:08,459 --> 00:04:10,861 SET THE MACHINE TO SCAN FOR IRONY. 108 00:04:10,894 --> 00:04:13,330 I'M GONNA GO REDO THE PATIENT HISTORY. 109 00:04:18,935 --> 00:04:21,204 YOUR MOM TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THE DRUGS SHE DOES? 110 00:04:21,237 --> 00:04:23,640 SHE SMOKES POT ONCE IN A WHILE, 111 00:04:23,674 --> 00:04:25,241 BUT NOT IN A LONG TIME. 112 00:04:25,275 --> 00:04:26,242 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 113 00:04:26,276 --> 00:04:27,778 HOW WOULD THAT MAKE HER SICK? 114 00:04:27,811 --> 00:04:29,245 ARE YOU A DOCTOR? 115 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:31,982 I'M 11. 116 00:04:32,015 --> 00:04:33,216 THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER. 117 00:04:33,249 --> 00:04:34,885 THAT'S AN EVASION. 118 00:04:34,918 --> 00:04:36,553 LIKE DRINKING? 119 00:04:36,587 --> 00:04:38,121 YOU EVER SNEAK A DRINK? 120 00:04:38,154 --> 00:04:40,424 I DON'T DO ANY OF THAT STUFF. IT'S BAD FOR YOU. 121 00:04:40,457 --> 00:04:43,960 I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DON'T WANT YOUR MOM TO KNOW. 122 00:04:43,994 --> 00:04:46,530 - BUT I'M HER DOCTOR, SO-- - I WOULD TELL MY MOM. 123 00:04:46,563 --> 00:04:48,765 - AND I WOULD TELL YOU. - WHY? 124 00:04:48,799 --> 00:04:50,867 BECAUSE SHE WOULD NEVER LIE TO ME. 125 00:04:53,203 --> 00:04:55,138 WHAT'S HER FAVORITE WAY TO HAVE SEX? 126 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:59,142 I DON'T GET WHAT SEX HAS TO DO WITH BREAST CANCER. 127 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:00,377 ARE YOU A DOCTOR? 128 00:05:00,411 --> 00:05:03,414 DID YOU GO TO MED SCHOOL SINCE THE LAST TIME I ASKED? 129 00:05:03,447 --> 00:05:04,615 YOU JUST THINK WE'VE GOT TO BE LYING TO-- 130 00:05:04,648 --> 00:05:06,316 - WHITE LIES? - WHAT ARE THOSE? 131 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:07,951 THOSE ARE LIES WE TELL 132 00:05:07,984 --> 00:05:09,653 TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE FEEL BETTER. 133 00:05:09,686 --> 00:05:10,754 I DON'T LIE. 134 00:05:10,787 --> 00:05:12,589 - RATIONALIZATIONS? - WHAT ARE THOSE? 135 00:05:12,623 --> 00:05:15,225 THOSE ARE LIES WE TELL TO MAKE OURSELVES FEEL BETTER. 136 00:05:15,258 --> 00:05:16,660 NO. WE-- 137 00:05:16,693 --> 00:05:17,794 LIES OF OMISSION? 138 00:05:20,130 --> 00:05:22,599 SADDLE BRONC OR DOGGIE? 139 00:05:22,633 --> 00:05:24,801 THAT'S SEX TALK. 140 00:05:26,903 --> 00:05:28,238 SHE USED TO LIKE BEING ON TOP. 141 00:05:28,271 --> 00:05:30,841 BUT NOW SHE LIKES TO BE ON HER STOMACH. 142 00:05:33,744 --> 00:05:34,811 THAT WAY SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO SEE THEM 143 00:05:34,845 --> 00:05:37,313 LOOKING AT HER SCARS. 144 00:05:40,484 --> 00:05:43,286 [Frank Sinatra's Hark! The Herald Angels Sing] 145 00:05:43,319 --> 00:05:45,789 IT'S CHILD ABUSE. 146 00:05:45,822 --> 00:05:47,491 HONESTY? 147 00:05:47,524 --> 00:05:49,693 THERE'S A REASON THAT EVERYBODY LIES-- 148 00:05:49,726 --> 00:05:50,994 IT WORKS. 149 00:05:51,027 --> 00:05:52,696 IT'S WHAT ALLOWS SOCIETY TO FUNCTION. 150 00:05:52,729 --> 00:05:54,531 IT'S WHAT SEPARATES MAN FROM BEAST. 151 00:05:54,565 --> 00:05:56,833 OH, I THOUGHT THAT WAS OUR THUMBS. 152 00:05:56,867 --> 00:05:58,234 YOU WANNA KNOW EVERY PLACE YOUR MOM'S THUMB HAS BEEN? 153 00:05:58,268 --> 00:05:59,870 I'M SORRY, I MISSED REHEARSAL. 154 00:05:59,903 --> 00:06:01,938 AM I TAKING THE "TRUTH IS GOOD" SIDE? 155 00:06:01,972 --> 00:06:03,840 DON'T YOU USUALLY TAKE THAT PART? 156 00:06:03,874 --> 00:06:07,277 LIES ARE A TOOL TO BE USED EITHER FOR GOOD... 157 00:06:07,310 --> 00:06:08,745 NO, WAIT. I GOT A BETTER ONE. 158 00:06:08,779 --> 00:06:10,080 LIES ARE LIKE CHILDREN. 159 00:06:10,113 --> 00:06:11,815 HARD WORK, BUT THEY'RE WORTH IT, 160 00:06:11,848 --> 00:06:13,383 BECAUSE THE FUTURE DEPENDS ON 'EM. 161 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:18,054 YOU ARE SO FULL OF LOVE... OR SOMETHING. 162 00:06:20,090 --> 00:06:21,692 WHEN YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE-- 163 00:06:21,725 --> 00:06:23,994 YOU LIE TO THEM! 164 00:06:24,027 --> 00:06:25,562 YOU PRETEND THAT THEIR CONSTANT PONDEROUS MUSINGS 165 00:06:25,596 --> 00:06:26,730 ARE INTERESTING. 166 00:06:26,763 --> 00:06:27,864 YOU TELL THEM THAT THEY'RE NOT LOSING 167 00:06:27,898 --> 00:06:28,865 THEIR BOYISH GOOD LOOKS 168 00:06:28,899 --> 00:06:30,200 OR BECOMING WORN OUT AND-- 169 00:06:30,233 --> 00:06:31,401 I STAND CORRECTED. 170 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:32,803 AND MAY I SAY IT'S BEEN A REAL PLEASURE 171 00:06:32,836 --> 00:06:33,937 CHATTING WITH YOU. 172 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:36,306 AXILLA'S CLEAN. SURGICAL MARGINS LOOK CLEAR. 173 00:06:36,339 --> 00:06:39,042 NO LYMPHADENOPATHY, NO MASSES, NO NOTHING. 174 00:06:39,075 --> 00:06:41,111 IT'S NOT CANCER. 175 00:06:42,479 --> 00:06:43,446 (House) WE NEED A NEW THEORY. 176 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,315 - YOU CATCH HER LYING? - NOT YET. 177 00:06:45,348 --> 00:06:47,217 WOULDN'T "NO" HAVE BEEN A SHORTER ANSWER? 178 00:06:47,250 --> 00:06:48,619 WOULDN'T YOU NOT TALKING HAVE MADE THIS 179 00:06:48,652 --> 00:06:50,286 A SHORTER CONVERSATION? 180 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,788 KID SAYS MOM'S A SLUT. 181 00:06:51,822 --> 00:06:52,789 SHE CALLED HER MOM A SLUT? 182 00:06:52,823 --> 00:06:54,090 NO, I CALLED HER MOM A SLUT. 183 00:06:54,124 --> 00:06:56,459 SHE JUMPS ANYTHING WITH A POLE AND A PULSE. 184 00:06:56,493 --> 00:06:57,761 NOT THAT I'M JUDGING HERE. 185 00:06:57,794 --> 00:06:59,530 GIVEN HER MEDICAL HISTORY, I'M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. 186 00:06:59,563 --> 00:07:01,532 MAGGIE ALREADY ADMITTED TO HAVING MULTIPLE SEXUAL PARTNERS, 187 00:07:01,565 --> 00:07:03,066 WHICH IS WHY WE ALREADY TESTED FOR 188 00:07:03,099 --> 00:07:05,035 AND RULED OUT SYPHILIS AND ANY OTHER STD 189 00:07:05,068 --> 00:07:06,402 THAT COULD HAVE CAUSED HER SYMPTOMS. 190 00:07:06,436 --> 00:07:08,705 STDs AREN'T THE ONLY RISK IN RISKY SEX. 191 00:07:08,739 --> 00:07:10,541 THE PROBLEM IN SLEEPING WITH STRANGERS IS 192 00:07:10,574 --> 00:07:11,775 THEY'RE STRANGE. 193 00:07:11,808 --> 00:07:14,077 WE'LL FOLLOW UP WITH ANY RECENT PARTNERS. 194 00:07:14,110 --> 00:07:15,846 SEND FOREMAN AND TAUB. THEY'RE BETTER LIARS. 195 00:07:15,879 --> 00:07:18,181 MORE LIKELY TO GET TO THE TRUTH. 196 00:07:24,855 --> 00:07:26,523 (man) YOU THINK I DRUGGED HER? 197 00:07:26,557 --> 00:07:27,691 USE A COASTER. 198 00:07:27,724 --> 00:07:29,259 WE'RE NOT COPS. 199 00:07:29,292 --> 00:07:31,394 LEGALLY, WE DON'T CARE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 200 00:07:31,427 --> 00:07:33,764 BUT WE NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH SO WE CAN HELP HER. 201 00:07:33,797 --> 00:07:34,765 I'D KNOWN HER FOR LESS THAN AN HOUR, 202 00:07:34,798 --> 00:07:35,799 AND SHE OFFERED TO TAKE ME HOME. 203 00:07:35,832 --> 00:07:37,433 THERE WAS NO NEED TO DRUG HER. 204 00:07:37,467 --> 00:07:38,635 [chuckles] 205 00:07:38,669 --> 00:07:40,837 NOT THAT I WOULD. 206 00:07:42,438 --> 00:07:45,175 SHE'S GONNA BE OKAY, RIGHT? 207 00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:46,610 AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO PICK UP OR HOLD ANYTHING. 208 00:07:46,643 --> 00:07:48,244 YEAH. 209 00:07:48,278 --> 00:07:50,146 SORRY, I JUST HAD THE FLOORS DONE. 210 00:07:50,180 --> 00:07:53,617 RECLAIMED PINE. 211 00:07:56,286 --> 00:07:57,387 YOU ALWAYS THIS THIRSTY? 212 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:58,622 I DON'T KNOW. 213 00:07:58,655 --> 00:08:01,457 WATER'S SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD FOR YOU, RIGHT? 214 00:08:01,491 --> 00:08:04,094 DEHYDRATION, ANXIETY, 215 00:08:04,127 --> 00:08:05,762 - AGGRESSION... - I'M NOT AGGRESSIVE. 216 00:08:05,796 --> 00:08:08,198 SPASTIC CHOREA IN HIS RIGHT HAND. 217 00:08:08,231 --> 00:08:10,033 WHAT ABOUT MY HAND? 218 00:08:10,066 --> 00:08:11,301 HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH? ABOUT 180, 190? 219 00:08:11,334 --> 00:08:12,368 180. WHAT IS THE-- 220 00:08:12,402 --> 00:08:13,403 IF YOU TOOK WHAT SHE DID, 221 00:08:13,436 --> 00:08:14,705 IT COULD TAKE LONGER TO HIT YOU. 222 00:08:14,738 --> 00:08:16,506 IT MIGHT AFFECT YOU DIFFERENTLY. 223 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:18,775 BUT YOU DIDN'T GIVE HER ANYTHING...RIGHT? 224 00:08:20,677 --> 00:08:22,746 SHE WAS REALLY DRUNK. 225 00:08:22,779 --> 00:08:23,814 I JUST GAVE HER SOME "E" 226 00:08:23,847 --> 00:08:26,516 TO HELP ENHANCE THINGS. 227 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:27,818 HAVE ANY OF IT LEFT? 228 00:08:29,786 --> 00:08:31,487 IS MY HAND GONNA BE OKAY? 229 00:08:31,521 --> 00:08:32,923 (Taub) THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. 230 00:08:32,956 --> 00:08:34,958 WE LIED. 231 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:42,098 I'VE HAD A SORE THROAT FOR A FEW DAYS NOW. 232 00:08:42,132 --> 00:08:44,668 MY STOMACH'S ALSO BEEN BOTHERING ME. 233 00:08:44,701 --> 00:08:46,336 I THINK MY GLANDS ARE SWOLLEN. 234 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:49,372 SAINT NICHOLAS? 235 00:08:49,405 --> 00:08:52,743 PATRON SAINT OF CHILDREN. 236 00:08:52,776 --> 00:08:54,778 ALSO SEAMEN, MERCHANTS, ARCHERS, 237 00:08:54,811 --> 00:08:56,312 PROSTITUTES, AND PRISONERS. 238 00:08:56,346 --> 00:08:58,815 HMM, MUST'VE BEEN PRETTY HARD-WORKING. 239 00:08:58,849 --> 00:09:00,383 OR JUST A CREDIT HOG. 240 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:03,519 OPEN WIDE. 241 00:09:03,553 --> 00:09:05,722 - SAY AHH. - AHH... 242 00:09:05,756 --> 00:09:07,223 YOU HAVE STREP. 243 00:09:07,257 --> 00:09:09,559 IS IT CONTAGIOUS? 244 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:11,427 ONLY FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS, 245 00:09:11,461 --> 00:09:12,663 AS LONG AS YOU TAKE THE ANTIBIOTICS. 246 00:09:12,696 --> 00:09:14,397 HOW CONTAGIOUS? 247 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:16,166 TAKE A PERSONAL DAY. 248 00:09:16,199 --> 00:09:19,302 I CAN'T. 249 00:09:19,335 --> 00:09:20,704 I'LL WRITE YOUR PIMP A NOTE. 250 00:09:20,737 --> 00:09:22,405 MY PIMP? 251 00:09:22,438 --> 00:09:24,474 YOU'RE TESTED FOR AIDS EVERY THREE MONTHS, 252 00:09:24,507 --> 00:09:25,709 AND YOUR NECKLACE. 253 00:09:25,742 --> 00:09:28,511 PROSTITUTES WEAR RELIGIOUS SYMBOLS. 254 00:09:28,544 --> 00:09:31,114 I THINK THEY JUST LIKE KNEELING. 255 00:09:31,147 --> 00:09:33,383 YOU DON'T HAVE THE SKIN OF A SEAMAN, 256 00:09:33,416 --> 00:09:36,386 THE FINGERS OF AN ARCHER, THE CLOTHES OF A MERCHANT, 257 00:09:36,419 --> 00:09:37,854 OR THE ATTITUDE OF AN EX-CON. 258 00:09:37,888 --> 00:09:39,622 SO IT JUST LEAVES ONE LEFT. 259 00:09:39,656 --> 00:09:42,693 TWO, ACTUALLY. 260 00:09:42,726 --> 00:09:45,128 BUT I'M NOT A CHILD, AM I? 261 00:09:47,931 --> 00:09:50,901 [Felix Gross' Love For Christmas] 262 00:09:50,934 --> 00:09:52,368 * 263 00:09:52,402 --> 00:09:56,572 * WELL, GIVE ME YOUR LOVE, BABY * 264 00:09:56,606 --> 00:09:59,309 YOU OWE ME 50 BUCKS. 265 00:09:59,342 --> 00:10:00,476 THEN YOU OWE ME HALF A LAP DANCE. 266 00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:02,946 IT'S FOR THE NURSES' HOLIDAY BONUS. 267 00:10:02,979 --> 00:10:04,981 I KNOW YOU GOT THE MEMO. 268 00:10:05,015 --> 00:10:05,716 I GOT THE MEMO LAST YEAR. 269 00:10:05,749 --> 00:10:07,550 I WANT TO HIRE 40 MORE FELLOWS. 270 00:10:07,583 --> 00:10:09,820 YOU ALREADY FIRED THE ONES YOU HIRED? 271 00:10:09,853 --> 00:10:11,254 THEY WORK BETTER WHEN THEY'RE SCARED. 272 00:10:11,287 --> 00:10:12,889 YOU WERE RIGHT. GUY SLIPPED HER ECSTASY. 273 00:10:12,923 --> 00:10:14,657 HE HAVE ANY SYMPTOMS? 274 00:10:14,691 --> 00:10:15,826 NO. 275 00:10:15,859 --> 00:10:17,694 KUTNER'S STARTING THE PATIENT ON HEMODIALYSIS, 276 00:10:17,728 --> 00:10:18,729 AND THIRTEEN'S IN THE LAB TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 277 00:10:18,762 --> 00:10:20,063 WHAT THE GUY PUT IN THE DRUGS. 278 00:10:23,599 --> 00:10:24,735 SEE? 279 00:10:24,768 --> 00:10:25,969 A CLEAR, SIMPLE STATEMENT OF FACTS 280 00:10:26,002 --> 00:10:28,138 DESCRIBING THEIR COOPERATION 281 00:10:28,171 --> 00:10:29,305 WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ATTITUDE OR FEAR. 282 00:10:29,339 --> 00:10:30,841 SOMETHING'S GOTTA BE DONE. 283 00:10:30,874 --> 00:10:32,208 OH, YEAH. 284 00:10:34,210 --> 00:10:36,146 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 285 00:10:36,179 --> 00:10:37,914 I STILL CAN'T MOVE MY HANDS. 286 00:10:37,948 --> 00:10:39,115 IT'LL TAKE A FEW MORE HOURS 287 00:10:39,149 --> 00:10:41,051 TO CYCLE ALL YOUR BLOOD THROUGH THE MACHINE. 288 00:10:41,084 --> 00:10:42,218 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 289 00:10:42,252 --> 00:10:44,454 NOTHING. WHAT'S WRONG? 290 00:10:44,487 --> 00:10:47,690 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THE LIGHTS JUST WENT OUT. 291 00:10:47,724 --> 00:10:48,691 DIDN'T THEY? 292 00:10:48,725 --> 00:10:50,293 WHAT DID YOU DO? 293 00:10:50,326 --> 00:10:52,763 IS THIS FROM THE DRUGS? 294 00:10:52,796 --> 00:10:53,764 MOST OF THE DRUGS SHOULD BE OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM BY NOW. 295 00:10:53,797 --> 00:10:55,031 - AND OUR DRUGS-- - I CAN'T SEE. 296 00:10:55,065 --> 00:10:57,233 - DO SOMETHING. - I CAN'T SEE. 297 00:10:57,267 --> 00:10:59,269 I CAN'T SEE! 298 00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:05,575 [footsteps] 299 00:11:05,608 --> 00:11:06,810 NOTHING IN THE ECSTASY EXCEPT ECSTASY. 300 00:11:06,843 --> 00:11:08,979 WELL, THAT NEVER HURT ANYBODY. 301 00:11:09,012 --> 00:11:11,247 IT CAN'T MAKE 'EM BLIND DAYS LATER. 302 00:11:11,281 --> 00:11:13,750 DO YOU SPELL "HOMIE" WITH A "Y"? 303 00:11:13,784 --> 00:11:16,186 I WANT TO BE RESPECTFUL. 304 00:11:16,219 --> 00:11:17,420 YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA LET US DO SECRET SANTA? 305 00:11:17,453 --> 00:11:19,756 NOT JUST YOU GUYS. 306 00:11:19,790 --> 00:11:22,125 I LIKE PRESENTS TOO. 307 00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:24,828 PICK A NAME. 308 00:11:24,861 --> 00:11:26,096 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 309 00:11:26,129 --> 00:11:28,198 SEE, THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOUR PEOPLE. 310 00:11:28,231 --> 00:11:30,666 THE NOTION OF PICKING ONE TIME OF THE YEAR 311 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:32,836 TO BE DECENT TO OTHER PEOPLE IS OBSCENE, 312 00:11:32,869 --> 00:11:34,704 'CAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY VALIDATING THE NOTION 313 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,072 OF BEING MISERABLE WRETCHES THE REST OF THE YEAR. 314 00:11:36,106 --> 00:11:38,308 SO YOU THINK THIS IS THE PART OF THE YEAR 315 00:11:38,341 --> 00:11:39,309 THAT'S SCREWED UP? 316 00:11:39,342 --> 00:11:40,811 ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU ARE NOW A TEAM. 317 00:11:40,844 --> 00:11:42,178 YOU'VE GOTTA WORK TOGETHER. 318 00:11:42,212 --> 00:11:43,679 AND THE SIMPLE FACT IS, GIVING PEOPLE CRAP 319 00:11:43,713 --> 00:11:44,680 MAKES PEOPLE LIKE PEOPLE. 320 00:11:44,714 --> 00:11:46,082 SO SPEND 25 BUCKS. 321 00:11:46,116 --> 00:11:47,750 LEARN TO LOVE. 322 00:11:47,784 --> 00:11:49,219 BLINDNESS COULD BE A COMPLICATION 323 00:11:49,252 --> 00:11:50,486 FROM THE HEMODIALYSIS. 324 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:53,857 NO, THE DIALYSATE COMPOSITION WAS WITHIN RANGE. 325 00:11:53,890 --> 00:11:55,591 - SWEET. - INTERESTING. 326 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:57,794 DIALYSATE COMPOSITION JUST INDICATES-- 327 00:11:57,828 --> 00:11:59,495 INDICATES NOTHING. I WAS REFERRING TO HIS REACTION 328 00:11:59,529 --> 00:12:01,031 TO THE NAME HE GOT. (Kutner) I WAS PLEASED. 329 00:12:01,064 --> 00:12:02,866 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO BUY-- 330 00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:04,034 MEANS THERE'S SOMEONE HERE 331 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,568 IT WOULDN'T BE FUN TO BUY FOR. 332 00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:07,603 I WONDER WHO. 333 00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:08,771 PICK A NAME. 334 00:12:08,805 --> 00:12:09,940 THEN GO CHECK OUT THE PATIENT'S HOUSE. 335 00:12:13,043 --> 00:12:14,878 INTERESTING. 336 00:12:14,911 --> 00:12:17,814 (Foreman) WE'RE WASTING TIME GOING TO THE HOME. 337 00:12:17,848 --> 00:12:19,415 KEARNS-SAYRE SYNDROME FITS THE SYMPTOMS. 338 00:12:19,449 --> 00:12:20,416 NO FAMILY HISTORY OF KEARNS. 339 00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:21,818 GO TO THEIR HOUSE-- 340 00:12:21,852 --> 00:12:22,986 SHE WOULD HAVE TOLD US IF THERE WERE ANY OTHER DRUGS. 341 00:12:23,019 --> 00:12:24,087 YOU MET HER. 342 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,455 SHE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE CANDID. 343 00:12:25,488 --> 00:12:27,023 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. GO TO THEIR HOUSE-- 344 00:12:27,057 --> 00:12:29,025 MS OR VASCULAR PROBLEM FITS BETTER. 345 00:12:29,059 --> 00:12:30,293 THEY COULD AFFECT HANDS AND EYES. 346 00:12:30,326 --> 00:12:33,796 FINE, DO AN MRI, CHECK FOR MS. 347 00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:35,531 AND A FLUORESCEIN ANGIOGRAM OF HER EYES 348 00:12:35,565 --> 00:12:36,732 TO SEE IF WE MISSED A BLEED SOMEWHERE. 349 00:12:36,766 --> 00:12:39,402 OH, AND WHOEVER GOES TO THEIR HOUSE, 350 00:12:39,435 --> 00:12:41,137 GET ME THEIR COMPUTERS. 351 00:12:41,171 --> 00:12:42,672 YOU TALK TO YOUR KID ABOUT SEX 352 00:12:42,705 --> 00:12:44,340 SO SHE'LL THINK 353 00:12:44,374 --> 00:12:45,541 YOU'RE BEING OPEN ABOUT EVERYTHING. 354 00:12:45,575 --> 00:12:47,143 KEEPS HER FROM ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE THINGS 355 00:12:47,177 --> 00:12:48,144 YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT. 356 00:12:48,178 --> 00:12:49,245 THAT'S RIGHT. 357 00:12:49,279 --> 00:12:51,147 HER HONESTY PROVES JUST HOW DISHONEST SHE IS. 358 00:12:51,181 --> 00:12:54,017 YES! EXACTLY WHO I WANTED. 359 00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:55,051 THIS IS GONNA BE FUN. 360 00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:04,027 THE DYE MAY STING WHEN IT ENTERS YOUR BLOODSTREAM. 361 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:05,495 ARE YOU SCARED, MOM? 362 00:13:05,528 --> 00:13:07,763 YEAH. ARE YOU? 363 00:13:07,797 --> 00:13:08,965 YEAH. 364 00:13:08,999 --> 00:13:10,266 ARE THEY? 365 00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:12,903 THEY DON'T LOOK SCARED. 366 00:13:12,936 --> 00:13:16,272 EITHER THEY'RE CONFIDENT OR THEY JUST DON'T CARE. 367 00:13:16,306 --> 00:13:17,607 WE'RE CONFIDENT. 368 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,242 OKAY IF I SHIFT YOU A BIT? 369 00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:21,577 GET YOU INTO POSITION. 370 00:13:28,818 --> 00:13:30,686 YOUR BOSS IS WEIRD. 371 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,255 YEAH, HE IS. 372 00:13:32,288 --> 00:13:33,756 HE THOUGHT HE'D GET INFORMATION 373 00:13:33,789 --> 00:13:36,859 YOU MAY NOT HAVE BEEN TELLING US BY-- - BEING A JERK? 374 00:13:36,893 --> 00:13:38,828 YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW OFTEN IT WORKS. 375 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,863 CHOROIDAL FLUSH LOOKS GOOD. 376 00:13:40,897 --> 00:13:44,100 WHY WOULD PEOPLE LIE TO A DOCTOR? 377 00:13:44,134 --> 00:13:46,036 DOZENS OF REASONS TO LIE, 378 00:13:46,069 --> 00:13:47,203 ONLY ONE REASON TO TELL THE TRUTH. 379 00:13:47,237 --> 00:13:48,704 (Taub) YOU'RE NEVER EVEN TEMPTED? 380 00:13:48,738 --> 00:13:53,676 I MEAN, LIES DO SOMETIMES SMOOTH THINGS OUT, 381 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:54,911 MAKE LIFE EASIER. 382 00:13:54,945 --> 00:13:57,914 YEAH? YOUR LIFE EASY? 383 00:13:57,948 --> 00:14:00,650 NOT EVEN CLOSE. 384 00:14:00,683 --> 00:14:02,452 THE DYE HAS REACHED THE RETINAL CAPILLARY BED. 385 00:14:02,485 --> 00:14:04,620 NO LEAKAGE. 386 00:14:04,654 --> 00:14:06,222 THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 387 00:14:06,256 --> 00:14:08,992 IT MEANS IT'S NOT A VASCULAR PROBLEM. 388 00:14:09,025 --> 00:14:10,126 (Maggie) WHAT? 389 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,395 A VASCULAR PROBLEM WE COULD FIX. 390 00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:18,234 THEY LOOK WORRIED NOW, MOM. 391 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,274 WHAT'S WITH THE SECRET SANTA? 392 00:14:24,307 --> 00:14:25,741 YOU TRYING TO BRING THEM TOGETHER? 393 00:14:25,775 --> 00:14:27,277 I WANT TO DRIVE THEM APART. 394 00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:29,079 WITH GIFT GIVING? 395 00:14:29,112 --> 00:14:30,780 CONFLICT'S BUILT RIGHT INTO THE NAME. 396 00:14:30,813 --> 00:14:33,583 SANTA'S ABOUT SHARING. A SECRET'S ABOUT WITHHOLDING. 397 00:14:33,616 --> 00:14:37,053 ASIDE FROM THE TROJAN HORSE, GIFTS DON'T USUALLY-- 398 00:14:37,087 --> 00:14:38,821 WHAT'D YOU GET YOUR WIFE 399 00:14:38,854 --> 00:14:40,556 FOR YOUR FINAL ANNIVERSARY? 400 00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:42,092 UH...A SWEATER. 401 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:43,994 SHE HATED IT. SHE LOVED IT. 402 00:14:44,027 --> 00:14:45,628 THEN YOU DIDN'T BUY IT. 403 00:14:45,661 --> 00:14:48,631 I GAVE HER SOME CASH... 404 00:14:48,664 --> 00:14:51,467 AND... 405 00:14:51,501 --> 00:14:53,269 GIFTS ALLOW US TO DEMONSTRATE 406 00:14:53,303 --> 00:14:55,171 EXACTLY HOW LITTLE WE KNOW ABOUT A PERSON. 407 00:14:55,205 --> 00:14:56,906 AND NOTHING PISSES OFF A PERSON MORE 408 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,674 THAN BEING SHOVED IN THE WRONG PIGEONHOLE. 409 00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:00,143 [quietly] YES. 410 00:15:01,877 --> 00:15:03,679 I'M THINKING OF SPENDING A FEW EXTRA BUCKS 411 00:15:03,713 --> 00:15:04,780 ON MY SECRET SANTA. 412 00:15:04,814 --> 00:15:06,016 BAD IDEA. 413 00:15:06,049 --> 00:15:07,450 YOU MIND IF I TELL HOUSE YOU ASKED THEM FOR THE KEY 414 00:15:07,483 --> 00:15:08,451 INSTEAD OF BREAKING IN? 415 00:15:08,484 --> 00:15:09,986 YES, I DO. JUST ANOTHER FIVE BUCKS. 416 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:11,287 FIVE WILL BE TEN. 417 00:15:11,321 --> 00:15:12,755 THE KEY'S PROOF SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO HIDE. 418 00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:14,157 THE KEY IS PROOF I DIDN'T DO EXACTLY 419 00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:15,258 WHAT HOUSE TOLD ME TO DO. 420 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:16,659 AND WHAT DO YOU CARE IF IT'S ANOTHER $15? 421 00:15:16,692 --> 00:15:17,660 I'M GONNA TELL HIM. 422 00:15:17,693 --> 00:15:18,894 WHO ARE YOU SO ANXIOUS TO PLEASE? 423 00:15:18,928 --> 00:15:20,763 NOT YOU. 424 00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:21,864 YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE GOING TO PROVE 425 00:15:21,897 --> 00:15:23,333 PEOPLE ARE CAPABLE OF HONESTY 426 00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:25,201 USING A MOTHER AND DAUGHTER YOU'VE KNOWN FOR ONE DAY? 427 00:15:25,235 --> 00:15:27,103 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S BASED HIS ENTIRE WORLD VIEW 428 00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:28,138 ON THE PROPOSITION. 429 00:15:28,171 --> 00:15:29,505 IF I'M WRONG, SO WHAT? [ding] 430 00:15:29,539 --> 00:15:31,441 IF HE'S WRONG... 431 00:15:34,177 --> 00:15:35,511 SO YOU'VE GOT HUNTINGTON'S? 432 00:15:35,545 --> 00:15:36,979 - NOPE. - BUT HOUSE SAID THAT YOU-- 433 00:15:37,013 --> 00:15:39,849 IF I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT IT, WHY DIDN'T I BRING IT UP? 434 00:15:42,118 --> 00:15:43,253 (Taub) FLUORESCEIN ANGIOGRAM WAS CLEAR. 435 00:15:43,286 --> 00:15:44,920 NO LEAKS, NO LESIONS. 436 00:15:44,954 --> 00:15:47,423 DEFINITELY NOT A VASCULAR PROBLEM. 437 00:15:47,457 --> 00:15:50,560 SOMEONE GET THEIR BIRTHDAYS OUT OF THE FILE. 438 00:15:50,593 --> 00:15:52,428 HAVE YOU TRIED LEAVING IT BLANK? 439 00:15:52,462 --> 00:15:54,097 [beeps] 440 00:15:54,130 --> 00:15:56,766 TOUGH TO GET INTO THE HEAD OF SOMEONE 441 00:15:56,799 --> 00:15:59,001 WHO ACTUALLY TRUSTS PEOPLE, HUH? 442 00:15:59,035 --> 00:16:00,903 (Thirteen) FOUND BOTH COMPUTERS IN AN OFFICE 443 00:16:00,936 --> 00:16:02,938 ON A DESK THEY SHARE. 444 00:16:02,972 --> 00:16:04,940 (Taub) NO SIGN OF MACULAR DEGENERATION OR OPTIC NEURITIS. 445 00:16:04,974 --> 00:16:06,942 HER EYES ARE COMPLETELY NORMAL. 446 00:16:06,976 --> 00:16:09,279 EXCEPT SHE CAN'T SEE OUT OF THEM. 447 00:16:09,312 --> 00:16:10,946 SO SHE SAYS. 448 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,348 FIND ANYTHING ON THE MRI? 449 00:16:12,382 --> 00:16:14,350 NO SIGN OF PLAQUES. IT'S NOT MS. 450 00:16:14,384 --> 00:16:15,585 WE HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING ABNORMAL 451 00:16:15,618 --> 00:16:16,819 ON ANY TEST. 452 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:18,188 EXCEPT SHE CAN'T SEE OR MOVE HER HANDS. 453 00:16:18,221 --> 00:16:19,222 SO SHE SAYS. 454 00:16:19,255 --> 00:16:21,657 YOU CAN'T LIE ABOUT FLACCID PARALYSIS. 455 00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:24,294 MAYBE SHE'S NOT LYING. 456 00:16:24,327 --> 00:16:25,628 HER BRAIN IS. 457 00:16:25,661 --> 00:16:27,463 WHAT IF IT'S A CONVERSION DISORDER? 458 00:16:27,497 --> 00:16:31,267 LACKS PERSONAL BOUNDARIES... 459 00:16:31,301 --> 00:16:33,103 PROMISCUOUS... 460 00:16:33,136 --> 00:16:35,871 INAPPROPRIATE OBSESSION WITH TRUTH TELLING. 461 00:16:35,905 --> 00:16:38,641 CERTAINLY SOUNDS LIKE A PSYCH CASE. 462 00:16:38,674 --> 00:16:40,410 COOL, I'LL SET UP A PSYCH CONSULT, 463 00:16:40,443 --> 00:16:41,411 START HER ON ANTI-DEPRESSANTS. 464 00:16:41,444 --> 00:16:44,013 NO. 465 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:47,683 HER MIND IS TRICKING HER BODY. 466 00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:51,421 WE NEED TO TRICK HER MIND. 467 00:16:51,454 --> 00:16:53,556 OR EVEN BETTER. 468 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,727 YOU DON'T NEED HER. 469 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:58,728 I KNOW. 470 00:16:58,761 --> 00:17:00,363 THEN THIS SERVES NO MEDICAL PURPOSE. 471 00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:02,765 YOU HAVE A GENETIC DEFECT, CHOOSE TO IGNORE IT. 472 00:17:02,798 --> 00:17:05,135 THIS WOMAN HAS A GENETIC DEFECT. 473 00:17:05,168 --> 00:17:06,302 SHE CHOOSES TO BUTCHER HERSELF 474 00:17:06,336 --> 00:17:07,470 TO BE SAFE. 475 00:17:07,503 --> 00:17:09,305 YET WHAT YOU CLAIM TO BE FASCINATED BY 476 00:17:09,339 --> 00:17:11,006 IS HER HONESTY. 477 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,242 INTERESTING. 478 00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:14,277 YOU CLAIM TO WANT THE TRUTH... 479 00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:15,278 AND THEN YOU SCREW WITH PEOPLE 480 00:17:15,311 --> 00:17:16,279 WHO ACTUALLY LIVE BY IT. 481 00:17:16,312 --> 00:17:17,413 PATHETIC. 482 00:17:17,447 --> 00:17:20,950 HEY, I GAVE YOU CREDIT FOR "INTERESTING." 483 00:17:20,983 --> 00:17:23,353 YOU'RE PROTECTING HER BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS 484 00:17:23,386 --> 00:17:25,020 SHE DID WHAT YOU COULDN'T. 485 00:17:25,054 --> 00:17:28,424 I NEED YOU. 486 00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:29,659 I'M NOT LYING TO HER. 487 00:17:29,692 --> 00:17:32,262 FINE, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. I STILL NEED YOU. 488 00:17:32,295 --> 00:17:33,929 IF IT DOESN'T WORK, YOU GOTTA HOLD THE KID DOWN 489 00:17:33,963 --> 00:17:37,733 UNTIL SOMEONE ELSE FINISHES LYING TO MOM. 490 00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:39,502 THAT DOES ACTUALLY SERVE A MEDICAL PURPOSE. 491 00:17:45,475 --> 00:17:47,577 JANE. 492 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:51,046 I HAVE TO LIE BECAUSE SHE TRUSTS ME? 493 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,248 IF YOU SHOW DOUBT, 494 00:17:52,282 --> 00:17:54,884 THE PLACEBO TREATMENT WON'T WORK. 495 00:17:54,917 --> 00:17:56,419 IF IT'S JUST DEPRESSION, THAT'S GOOD NEWS, RIGHT? 496 00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:58,788 THERE ARE A LOT OF GREAT MEDICATIONS. 497 00:17:58,821 --> 00:18:00,223 THEN WHY CAN'T WE JUST GIVE HER THOSE? 498 00:18:00,256 --> 00:18:01,591 WHY DO WE HAVE TO LIE TO HER? 499 00:18:01,624 --> 00:18:04,227 BECAUSE WE MIGHT BE WRONG. 500 00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:06,862 AND THOSE MEDICATIONS TAKE A LONG TIME TO WORK, 501 00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:08,398 AND SINCE YOU'RE MOM'S CONDITION IS DECLINING... 502 00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:10,966 THERE'S A CHANCE THE DRUGS WON'T TELL US ANYTHING 503 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,967 UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE. 504 00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:15,137 MY MOM'S NOT DEPRESSED. 505 00:18:15,171 --> 00:18:17,807 - MAYBE SHE'S HIDING IT FROM YOU. - NO. 506 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,309 SHE WOULDN'T-- 507 00:18:19,342 --> 00:18:20,810 SHE'S DOING WHAT EVERY GOOD MOM DOES: 508 00:18:20,843 --> 00:18:23,012 PROTECTING HER CHILD FROM BAD NEWS 509 00:18:23,045 --> 00:18:24,247 THAT SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT. 510 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,881 MY MOM'S NEVER LIED TO ME. 511 00:18:25,915 --> 00:18:27,450 IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIE, 512 00:18:27,483 --> 00:18:30,052 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL WHEN YOU'RE BEING LIED TO. 513 00:18:34,624 --> 00:18:35,891 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 514 00:18:35,925 --> 00:18:39,262 - I KNOW-- - I WAS LYING. 515 00:18:39,295 --> 00:18:42,398 I KNOW HOW TO LIE. 516 00:18:42,432 --> 00:18:45,100 I JUST WON'T DO IT TO MY MOTHER. 517 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,709 YOU LIKE FOOSBALL? 518 00:18:53,743 --> 00:18:55,745 UNTIL THE TREATMENT OF YOUR INFECTIOUS PARAPARESIS 519 00:18:55,778 --> 00:18:57,380 TAKES EFFECT, 520 00:18:57,413 --> 00:18:58,814 JANE CAN'T COME BACK INTO THE ROOM. 521 00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:00,516 I'VE ALREADY BEEN INOCULATED. 522 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:01,651 CAN SHE HAVE IT ALREADY? 523 00:19:01,684 --> 00:19:02,818 DON'T WORRY, 524 00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:04,086 IT'S A VERY EFFECTIVE TREATMENT. 525 00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:06,989 YOU SHOULD BE FEELING BETTER IN A MATTER OF MINUTES. 526 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,658 [groans and sighs] 527 00:19:11,261 --> 00:19:13,128 DON'T YOU THINK JANE DESERVES A FEW SECRETS? 528 00:19:13,162 --> 00:19:15,798 SOME PERSONAL SPACE-- 529 00:19:15,831 --> 00:19:18,501 ROOM TO, UH... MAKE HER OWN MISTAKES? 530 00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:20,703 SHE MAKES PLENTY OF MISTAKES. 531 00:19:20,736 --> 00:19:22,905 ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I'M THERE TO HELP HER THROUGH THEM. 532 00:19:22,938 --> 00:19:25,074 BUT SHE'S GOTTA KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING OVER HER SHOULDER. 533 00:19:25,107 --> 00:19:27,109 IT'S GOTTA STIFLE-- 534 00:19:27,142 --> 00:19:28,311 I THINK THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE 535 00:19:28,344 --> 00:19:30,079 IF EVERYBODY ALWAYS ACTED LIKE THEIR MOM WAS 536 00:19:30,112 --> 00:19:31,581 LOOKING OVER THEIR SHOULDER. 537 00:19:44,193 --> 00:19:45,495 I WANT TO GO SEE MY MOM. 538 00:19:45,528 --> 00:19:46,696 SHE'S SLEEPING. 539 00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:47,730 WHY DON'T WE JUST DOUBLE THE AMOUNT WE CAN SPEND? 540 00:19:47,763 --> 00:19:50,533 - NOPE. - CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER $25? 541 00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:52,067 IF WE ALLOW PEOPLE $50, PEOPLE WILL SPEND $60. 542 00:19:52,101 --> 00:19:53,769 OH, SO YOU CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER $35. 543 00:19:53,803 --> 00:19:55,137 YOU MUST REALLY LIKE WHO YOU GOT. 544 00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:58,040 OR REALLY DISLIKE. 545 00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,643 MY MOM ALWAYS GIVES THE BEST PRESENTS 546 00:20:00,676 --> 00:20:02,545 TO THE TEACHERS I GET ALONG WITH THE WORST. 547 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,048 - NO. - NO. 548 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,186 HOW DO YOU KNOW "NO"? 549 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:12,855 I KNOW YOU DIDN'T GET HOUSE. 550 00:20:14,457 --> 00:20:17,259 I KNOW HE DIDN'T GET HOUSE. 551 00:20:17,293 --> 00:20:18,928 (Wilson) YOU GAVE THEM ALL YOUR NAME? 552 00:20:18,961 --> 00:20:20,229 MM-HMM. 553 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,197 FIGURED I COULD SOW SOME DISSENSION 554 00:20:22,231 --> 00:20:24,700 AND GET A FEW TIES AND SWEATERS. 555 00:20:24,734 --> 00:20:25,901 WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY FIND OUT? 556 00:20:25,935 --> 00:20:27,770 IT'S SECRET SANTA. 557 00:20:27,803 --> 00:20:30,506 AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY FIND OUT? 558 00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:34,143 THEY'LL ARGUE ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION. 559 00:20:34,176 --> 00:20:36,312 THE TIES ARE LESS IMPORTANT THAN THE DISSENSION. 560 00:20:36,346 --> 00:20:37,680 WE STILL HAVE TO BUY HIM SOMETHING. 561 00:20:37,713 --> 00:20:38,814 NOT A CHANCE. 562 00:20:38,848 --> 00:20:39,815 WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DISCUSS THIS. 563 00:20:39,849 --> 00:20:41,584 WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW. 564 00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:42,952 HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT HIS NAME IN THERE FIVE TIMES. 565 00:20:42,985 --> 00:20:44,219 HE WANTS PRESENTS. 566 00:20:44,253 --> 00:20:45,755 IT'S SAD. 567 00:20:45,788 --> 00:20:47,890 IT'S PATHETIC. 568 00:20:47,923 --> 00:20:49,625 I'M STILL BUYING HIM A PRESENT. 569 00:20:49,659 --> 00:20:51,461 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 570 00:20:52,528 --> 00:20:54,129 FINE! 571 00:20:55,798 --> 00:20:58,267 [labored breathing] 572 00:21:01,537 --> 00:21:03,406 [rasping] 573 00:21:03,439 --> 00:21:04,574 WHAT'S WRONG? 574 00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:06,409 I THINK IT'S GETTING WORSE. 575 00:21:06,442 --> 00:21:09,178 [struggling for breath] I CAN'T BREATHE. 576 00:21:09,211 --> 00:21:12,181 I NEED A NURSE IN HERE! 577 00:21:16,686 --> 00:21:18,053 THE LYMPH NODES ARE CUTTING OFF HER AIRWAY. 578 00:21:18,087 --> 00:21:19,522 WE'VE GOT TO INTUBATE! 579 00:21:19,555 --> 00:21:21,557 [struggling for breath] 580 00:21:30,466 --> 00:21:31,434 THE SWOLLEN LYMPH NODES WERE CUTTING OFF 581 00:21:31,467 --> 00:21:32,968 MAGGIE'S AIRWAY. 582 00:21:33,002 --> 00:21:35,304 WE SHRUNK 'EM WITH ALCOHOL. SHE'S BREATHING ON HER OWN NOW. 583 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,373 THAT SUCKS. 584 00:21:37,407 --> 00:21:40,075 4,300 SAVED EMAILS, 585 00:21:40,109 --> 00:21:42,612 AND NOT A SINGLE MENTION OF "LESBIONIC," "SANCHEZ," 586 00:21:42,645 --> 00:21:43,679 OR "MAN-GINA." 587 00:21:43,713 --> 00:21:45,147 SWOLLEN LYMPH NODES MEANS 588 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,582 IT WASN'T PSYCHOLOGICAL. 589 00:21:46,616 --> 00:21:48,350 WHO'S THAT FROM? 590 00:21:48,384 --> 00:21:49,885 SANTA, OBVIOUSLY. 591 00:21:49,919 --> 00:21:51,353 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I WORSHIP HIM. 592 00:21:51,387 --> 00:21:53,355 NO, WAIT, I MEAN SATAN. 593 00:21:53,389 --> 00:21:55,357 I ALWAYS GET 'EM CONFUSED. 594 00:21:55,391 --> 00:21:59,562 WHAT IS AN ALPINE BUTTERFLY? 595 00:21:59,595 --> 00:22:00,630 AND WHY IS SHE LEARNING HOW TO DO ONE? 596 00:22:00,663 --> 00:22:02,632 HOUSE, WE ALREADY HAVE A FULL HISTORY. 597 00:22:02,665 --> 00:22:04,400 - YOU DON'T NEED TO WASTE TIME-- - IT'S JUST A CLIMBING KNOT. 598 00:22:04,434 --> 00:22:06,068 BUT WHAT DOES SHE USE IT FOR? TRY BONDAGE. 599 00:22:06,101 --> 00:22:08,838 I DID ONCE. 600 00:22:08,871 --> 00:22:10,339 SHE JUST TIED ME DOWN AND WHINED ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS 601 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:11,507 TO BE DEAN OF MEDICINE. 602 00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:13,776 GYMS AREN'T EXACTLY PRISTINE. 603 00:22:13,809 --> 00:22:15,511 COULD BE A FUNGAL INFECTION. SERIOUSLY, WHO'S IT FROM? 604 00:22:15,545 --> 00:22:17,179 NO FEVER, NO ELEVATED WHITE COUNT. 605 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,381 AH! THAT'S FUNNY. 606 00:22:19,415 --> 00:22:21,350 HER FRIEND SENT HER A GARFIELD CARTOON. 607 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:23,619 THAT CAT SURE DOES LOVE LASAGNA. 608 00:22:23,653 --> 00:22:25,488 HOUSE! 609 00:22:25,521 --> 00:22:27,056 STOP OBSESSING. 610 00:22:27,089 --> 00:22:30,192 IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY OBSESSIONS, 611 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,528 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT SHE HAS SARCOIDOSIS. 612 00:22:32,562 --> 00:22:36,065 18 MONTHS AGO SHE SOLD HER STAIRMASTER. 613 00:22:36,098 --> 00:22:37,867 IT WAS ONLY TWO MONTHS OLD. 614 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,169 NOW, EITHER SHE NEEDED THE CASH, OR CLIMBING STAIRS 615 00:22:40,202 --> 00:22:41,771 WAS GETTING MORE DIFFICULT. 616 00:22:41,804 --> 00:22:44,974 12 MONTHS AGO, SHE CANCELED A HIKING TRIP. 617 00:22:45,007 --> 00:22:47,977 NOW, EITHER SHE JUST WANTED TO SIT HOME AND WATCH TV, 618 00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:49,579 OR WALKING WAS GETTING MORE DIFFICULT. 619 00:22:49,612 --> 00:22:52,448 SHE'S BEEN SUFFERING JOINT PAIN FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS. 620 00:22:52,482 --> 00:22:55,117 PULL MY RIBBON, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 621 00:22:55,150 --> 00:22:58,488 A.C.E. LEVELS ARE TOO LOW FOR SARCOIDOSIS. 622 00:22:58,521 --> 00:22:59,622 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 623 00:22:59,655 --> 00:23:02,057 COULD JUST BE AN INACTIVE PHASE. 624 00:23:02,091 --> 00:23:03,425 IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS YET. 625 00:23:03,459 --> 00:23:05,394 I REMEMBERED I'M NOT A SATANIST, I'M A DRUID. 626 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,497 - NO LUNG INVOLVEMENT. - YET. 627 00:23:07,530 --> 00:23:09,098 WE'LL NEED A BRONCHOALVEOLAR LAVAGE TO CONFIRM IT. 628 00:23:09,131 --> 00:23:10,299 THAT'S A SHAME-- 629 00:23:10,332 --> 00:23:13,335 I WAS GONNA SURPRISE HER WITH ONE FOR CHRISTMAS. 630 00:23:13,368 --> 00:23:16,005 WOW! 631 00:23:16,038 --> 00:23:19,842 NOW, EITHER THAT COST MORE THAN 25 BUCKS 632 00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:21,343 OR I'M SERIOUSLY STARTING TO DOUBT 633 00:23:21,376 --> 00:23:24,580 STEVE JOBS' BUSINESS STRATEGIES. 634 00:23:24,614 --> 00:23:26,281 BUT THANKS! 635 00:23:28,851 --> 00:23:30,953 LAST ROUND OF SALINE, MAGGIE. 636 00:23:30,986 --> 00:23:32,254 ONE MORE BIG BREATH. 637 00:23:32,287 --> 00:23:33,856 WE'VE GOTTA GET THE LIQUID TO GO ALL THE WAY 638 00:23:33,889 --> 00:23:34,857 INTO YOUR LUNGS, OKAY? 639 00:23:34,890 --> 00:23:36,826 HERE WE GO. 640 00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:41,430 THE GIFT COULD BE FROM A PATIENT. 641 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:42,998 WHO SENT IT TO THE WRONG DOCTOR? 642 00:23:43,032 --> 00:23:45,400 HOUSE OBVIOUSLY GAVE THE PRESENT TO HIMSELF. 643 00:23:46,502 --> 00:23:49,471 [The Twelve Days of Christmas] 644 00:23:49,505 --> 00:23:51,741 * 645 00:23:51,774 --> 00:23:53,108 THEY'RE ARGUING RIGHT NOW. 646 00:23:53,142 --> 00:23:55,277 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ALL MORNING. 647 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,345 DID YOU LOOK IN THE BOX ON MY DESK? 648 00:23:56,378 --> 00:23:58,013 OH, BY THE WAY, YOUR MOM CALLED. 649 00:23:58,047 --> 00:23:59,381 YOUR DAD'S DEAD. 650 00:23:59,414 --> 00:24:02,217 YOU LEFT THE PRESENT SITTING ON YOUR DESK? 651 00:24:02,251 --> 00:24:03,586 IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN AS EFFECTIVE 652 00:24:03,619 --> 00:24:05,054 SITTING IN A CLOSET IN MY HOME. 653 00:24:05,087 --> 00:24:06,956 THEY'RE GONNA KNOW IT'S FROM YOU. 654 00:24:06,989 --> 00:24:08,157 NO, THEY'RE GONNA GUESS THAT IT WAS FROM ME. 655 00:24:08,190 --> 00:24:10,025 MIGHT EVEN BE 90% SURE THAT IT WAS FROM ME, 656 00:24:10,059 --> 00:24:12,261 BUT ALL THAT MEANS IS THEY'RE 10% SURE 657 00:24:12,294 --> 00:24:15,397 THAT ONE OF THE OTHER GUYS IS SCREWING THEM OVER. 658 00:24:15,430 --> 00:24:17,700 HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED CHANNELING YOUR POWERS 659 00:24:17,733 --> 00:24:20,402 TO, I DON'T KNOW, BRING PEACE TO THE MID-EAST? 660 00:24:20,435 --> 00:24:22,237 I COULDN'T DO THAT. 661 00:24:22,271 --> 00:24:24,106 BUT IF THEY EVER GOT IT, YOU COULD SCREW IT UP? 662 00:24:24,139 --> 00:24:27,109 YEAH, THAT'S MORE WHERE MY POWERS LIE. 663 00:24:27,142 --> 00:24:29,278 - GIFT COULD BE FROM WILSON. - IT'S HOUSE. 664 00:24:29,311 --> 00:24:31,113 WHY DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HIM SPECULATING? 665 00:24:31,146 --> 00:24:34,116 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HOUSE WANTS US TO DO. 666 00:24:34,149 --> 00:24:35,685 LUNGS ARE PRISTINE. 667 00:24:35,718 --> 00:24:37,186 NO INFILTRATES OR ALVEOLAR HEMORRHAGE. 668 00:24:37,219 --> 00:24:38,888 MAGGIE, I'M GONNA REMOVE THE SCOPE. 669 00:24:38,921 --> 00:24:40,389 I NEED YOU TO COUGH FOR ME, OKAY? 670 00:24:40,422 --> 00:24:41,390 [coughing] 671 00:24:41,423 --> 00:24:43,859 A LITTLE HARDER. [coughing harder] 672 00:24:43,893 --> 00:24:45,695 GREAT. 673 00:24:45,728 --> 00:24:48,163 [coughing] 674 00:24:48,197 --> 00:24:50,800 MAGGIE, OPEN YOUR EYES. 675 00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:58,608 WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING? 676 00:25:01,076 --> 00:25:04,146 WHAT'S WRONG? 677 00:25:04,179 --> 00:25:06,248 MAGGIE TESTED NEGATIVE FOR SARCOIDOSIS. 678 00:25:06,281 --> 00:25:07,883 BUT SHE'S BLEEDING INTO HER EYES NOW. 679 00:25:07,917 --> 00:25:10,052 HAVE HER PLATELETS DROPPED? 680 00:25:10,085 --> 00:25:12,254 PLUMMETED. NEW LABS SHOW THEY'RE UNDER 40. 681 00:25:12,287 --> 00:25:13,555 SHE'LL BLEED OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE 682 00:25:13,589 --> 00:25:14,924 IF WE DON'T FIND THE CAUSE. 683 00:25:14,957 --> 00:25:16,692 (Taub) COULD BE SPLENIC SEQUESTRATION, TUBERCULOSIS... 684 00:25:16,726 --> 00:25:17,960 GAUCHER DISEASE, TTP-- 685 00:25:17,993 --> 00:25:19,528 HEMOLYTIC UREMIC SYNDROME, SEPSIS-- 686 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:22,364 LISTING ALL THE POSSIBLE CAUSES IS ONLY IMPRESSIVE 687 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:23,999 IF YOU CAN DO IT REVERSE-ALPHABETICALLY. 688 00:25:24,033 --> 00:25:27,169 WE NEED TO KNOW WHY HER PLATELET MACHINE IS BROKEN. 689 00:25:27,202 --> 00:25:29,571 GO TO THE FACTORY. DO A BONE MARROW ASPIRATION. 690 00:25:39,114 --> 00:25:41,583 I'M YOUR SECRET SANTA. 691 00:25:43,352 --> 00:25:45,154 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL. 692 00:25:45,187 --> 00:25:47,322 BUT YOU GOT A PRESENT ALREADY. 693 00:25:47,356 --> 00:25:48,924 WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE SECRET SANTA. 694 00:25:48,958 --> 00:25:51,593 OR SOMEBODY ELSE WANTS TO MAKE ME HAPPY. 695 00:25:55,665 --> 00:25:56,732 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 696 00:25:56,766 --> 00:25:59,735 [Jimmy Butler's Trim Your Tree] 697 00:25:59,769 --> 00:26:01,170 * 698 00:26:01,203 --> 00:26:04,139 * BABY, I WANNA TRIM YOUR * 699 00:26:04,173 --> 00:26:07,342 * BABY, I WANNA TRIM YOUR * 700 00:26:07,376 --> 00:26:10,412 * BABY, I WANNA TRIM YOUR * 701 00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:13,382 * BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS TREE 702 00:26:13,415 --> 00:26:15,184 * 703 00:26:15,217 --> 00:26:17,619 ON ONE HAND, YOU SHOULD BE IN BED. 704 00:26:17,653 --> 00:26:20,355 AND ON THE OTHER HAND, I TOLD YOU TO REST. 705 00:26:20,389 --> 00:26:21,857 SO I SEE YOUR DILEMMA. 706 00:26:21,891 --> 00:26:23,993 I DON'T THINK RESTING IS THE PROBLEM. 707 00:26:24,026 --> 00:26:27,730 CAN STREP CAUSE THIS? 708 00:26:27,763 --> 00:26:29,198 CLAP ON... 709 00:26:29,231 --> 00:26:32,334 TRUST ME, FIRST PLACE I WENT. 710 00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:33,903 NO RASH ON MY LABIA. 711 00:26:33,936 --> 00:26:36,138 DO YOU NEED TO TAKE A LOOK? 712 00:26:36,171 --> 00:26:41,243 I'M SAVING MY MONEY FOR A RED RYDER BB GUN. 713 00:26:41,276 --> 00:26:43,445 DARKER SHADE OF LIPSTICK? 714 00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,380 I'M NOT WEARING ANY. 715 00:26:50,052 --> 00:26:52,421 YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER WHAT YOU DO? 716 00:26:52,454 --> 00:26:54,957 IT DOESN'T MATTER. I'M CURIOUS. 717 00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:58,894 I DON'T NEED TO BREAK HER HEART JUST SO I CAN FEEL RIGHTEOUS. 718 00:27:05,868 --> 00:27:08,103 DO YOU DO A DONKEY SHOW? 719 00:27:08,137 --> 00:27:11,273 I'M NOT CURIOUS. IT MATTERS. 720 00:27:13,075 --> 00:27:15,778 IT'S A DONKEY OR A MULE. 721 00:27:17,713 --> 00:27:20,249 I CAN NEVER REMEMBER. 722 00:27:20,282 --> 00:27:21,683 WOW... 723 00:27:21,717 --> 00:27:23,719 THAT IS A CREEPY SMILE. 724 00:27:23,753 --> 00:27:26,221 I BET THE DONKEY'S IS EVEN CREEPIER. 725 00:27:26,255 --> 00:27:28,090 DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN? 726 00:27:28,123 --> 00:27:30,359 NOPE. THAT'S MY JOB. 727 00:27:30,392 --> 00:27:32,061 CONTAGIOUS ECTHYMA. 728 00:27:32,094 --> 00:27:35,264 ANY CONTACT CAN CAUSE RASHES, FLU SYMPTOMS, 729 00:27:35,297 --> 00:27:36,665 SORE THROAT. 730 00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:42,371 HAS THERE BEEN...CONTACT? 731 00:27:42,404 --> 00:27:44,573 OKAY, ANTIBIOTIC CREAM FOR YOU, 732 00:27:44,606 --> 00:27:46,942 AND A LOVE GLOVE FOR FRANCIS. 733 00:27:46,976 --> 00:27:48,310 YOU'LL BOTH BE FINE. 734 00:27:52,514 --> 00:27:53,783 YOU SHOULD COME SEE THE SHOW. 735 00:27:53,816 --> 00:27:56,218 I THINK YOU'D LIKE IT. 736 00:27:56,251 --> 00:27:58,453 SORRY, I HATE WESTERNS. 737 00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:13,302 (Chase) SO THEY REALLY NEVER LIE? 738 00:28:13,335 --> 00:28:14,937 (Foreman) DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT. 739 00:28:14,970 --> 00:28:15,938 ADMIRABLE. 740 00:28:15,971 --> 00:28:17,672 YOU TELL CAMERON EVERYTHING? 741 00:28:17,706 --> 00:28:19,374 HA! NO. 742 00:28:19,408 --> 00:28:21,010 (Foreman) YOU THINK SHE KEEPS SECRETS? 743 00:28:21,043 --> 00:28:23,578 IF I KNEW, THEY WOULDN'T BE SECRETS. 744 00:28:23,612 --> 00:28:24,814 I HOPE SHE DOES. 745 00:28:24,847 --> 00:28:26,615 PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO A LITTLE PRIVACY, 746 00:28:26,648 --> 00:28:29,785 EVEN FROM THE PEOPLE THEY LOVE. 747 00:28:29,819 --> 00:28:33,088 [drill whirring] 748 00:28:33,122 --> 00:28:35,024 YOU BUY HOUSE A PRESENT? 749 00:28:35,057 --> 00:28:36,291 WHY WOULD I? 750 00:28:36,325 --> 00:28:37,426 TO SCREW WITH ME. 751 00:28:37,459 --> 00:28:38,760 THEN I'M GONNA SAY YES. 752 00:28:38,794 --> 00:28:41,763 WAIT, WAIT, STOP, STOP. WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 753 00:28:43,598 --> 00:28:45,467 THE BONE IS SMOKING. 754 00:28:47,602 --> 00:28:49,604 HER BONES ARE HARDER THAN THE DRILL? 755 00:28:55,510 --> 00:28:56,711 WE RAN A FULL-BODY BONE SCAN 756 00:28:56,745 --> 00:28:58,213 TO FIND THE CAUSE OF HARDENING IN THE HIP. 757 00:28:58,247 --> 00:28:59,714 NO HOT SPOTS ANYWHERE. 758 00:28:59,748 --> 00:29:01,016 TRACER COULD HAVE BEEN INACTIVE. 759 00:29:01,050 --> 00:29:02,517 SO I SCREWED UP THE TEST? 760 00:29:02,551 --> 00:29:04,153 (Taub) THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED. 761 00:29:04,186 --> 00:29:06,221 MAYBE IT WAS INACTIVE. MAYBE IT DIDN'T FULLY CIRCULATE. 762 00:29:06,255 --> 00:29:08,257 IT CIRCULATED. THE CAMERA PICKED UP-- 763 00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:09,925 HEY, HEY-- IT'S CHRISTMAS. 764 00:29:09,959 --> 00:29:12,995 WHY ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING? 765 00:29:13,028 --> 00:29:14,396 WHY DO YOU THINK THERE ARE NO HOT SPOTS? 766 00:29:14,429 --> 00:29:15,597 I DID NOT SCREW UP. 767 00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:16,932 THE DENSITY'S CONSISTENT. 768 00:29:16,966 --> 00:29:18,767 IT JUST MEANS THE DENSITY WAS CONSISTENT. 769 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,835 IT DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS COLD. 770 00:29:19,869 --> 00:29:23,372 IT'S POSSIBLE ALL SHE HAS ARE HOT SPOTS. 771 00:29:23,405 --> 00:29:24,940 IT'S CONSISTENT 772 00:29:24,974 --> 00:29:26,842 BECAUSE HER ENTIRE SKELETON IS TURNING TO STONE. 773 00:29:29,144 --> 00:29:31,847 GOOD FOR AN ASPIRING SUPERHERO. 774 00:29:31,881 --> 00:29:34,283 FATAL FOR A HUMAN HOPING TO MAKE IT TO KWANZAA. 775 00:29:34,316 --> 00:29:38,120 (Kutner) IT'S GOTTA BE FROM A CARBONIC ANHYDRASE TYPE-II DEFICIENCY. 776 00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:39,288 IT HAS FREE WILL-- IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ANYTHING 777 00:29:39,321 --> 00:29:40,455 IT DOESN'T WANT TO BE. 778 00:29:40,489 --> 00:29:42,457 I MEANT, IF IT'S NOT CA-2... 779 00:29:42,491 --> 00:29:45,460 WELL, NONE OF THE OTHER CAUSES OF OSTEOPETROSIS ARE TREATABLE. 780 00:29:49,764 --> 00:29:50,933 YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S GOTTA BE. 781 00:29:50,966 --> 00:29:52,367 (House) WE'LL RUN HER BLOOD 782 00:29:52,401 --> 00:29:53,869 AND HOPE THAT YOUR SUNNY OPTIMISM 783 00:29:53,903 --> 00:29:55,570 ISN'T MISPLACED. 784 00:30:02,878 --> 00:30:05,280 THEY ACCUSED KUTNER OF SCREWING UP A TEST 785 00:30:05,314 --> 00:30:06,748 BECAUSE THEY HATE HIM. 786 00:30:06,781 --> 00:30:07,917 YOU'RE SURPRISED? 787 00:30:07,950 --> 00:30:09,151 THAT'S THE SORT OF CRAP THAT HAPPENS 788 00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:10,886 WHEN YOU MESS WITH PEOPLE'S HEADS. 789 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,854 ONE DAY HE WILL SCREW UP A TEST. 790 00:30:12,888 --> 00:30:15,457 IF THEY DON'T ACCUSE HIM OF THAT BECAUSE THEY LIKE HIM, 791 00:30:15,490 --> 00:30:18,593 SOMEONE COULD DIE. 792 00:30:18,627 --> 00:30:20,062 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 793 00:30:20,095 --> 00:30:22,564 NOWHERE, I JUST KNOW IT HURTS YOU. 794 00:30:25,534 --> 00:30:27,636 (Taub) CA-2 DEFICIENCY'S A GENETIC DISORDER 795 00:30:27,669 --> 00:30:29,238 THAT SCRAMBLES PROTEINS. 796 00:30:29,271 --> 00:30:30,973 IF THE BLOOD TEST IS POSITIVE, 797 00:30:31,006 --> 00:30:32,241 YOU'LL NEED A BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT. 798 00:30:32,274 --> 00:30:35,544 TRANSPLANT SOUNDS LIKE A EUPHEMISM FOR SLIM ODDS. 799 00:30:35,577 --> 00:30:40,482 UH, SLIM BUT NOT NONE. 800 00:30:40,515 --> 00:30:43,052 WE'RE GONNA NEED TO TEST JANE FOR A MATCH. 801 00:30:43,085 --> 00:30:45,087 DON'T YOU HAVE DONOR BANKS? 802 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,555 JANE IS YOUR BEST BET. 803 00:30:46,588 --> 00:30:48,090 THE PROCEDURE'S PERFECTLY SAFE. 804 00:30:48,123 --> 00:30:50,125 - THERE'S NO RISK. - NO RISK! 805 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,061 ANY SURGERY HAS-- 806 00:30:52,094 --> 00:30:53,963 THEN DON'T TELL ME THERE'S NO RISK. 807 00:30:53,996 --> 00:30:56,765 YOU GONNA TELL ME THERE'S NO PAIN EITHER? 808 00:30:56,798 --> 00:30:58,067 THE TESTING WILL HURT A LITTLE-- 809 00:30:58,100 --> 00:30:59,334 I'LL BE FINE. 810 00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:06,942 IF SHE DOESN'T DO THIS AND YOU DON'T MAKE IT, 811 00:31:06,976 --> 00:31:08,310 SHE'S GONNA SPEND THE REST OF HER LIFE 812 00:31:08,343 --> 00:31:09,644 BLAMING HERSELF. 813 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:15,417 MOM...PLEASE. 814 00:31:17,119 --> 00:31:19,754 FIND SOMEONE ELSE. 815 00:31:21,656 --> 00:31:23,925 LET SOMEONE ELSE TAKE THE RISK. 816 00:31:34,569 --> 00:31:37,039 DONOR BANK TURNED UP A 49-YEAR-OLD MAN IN CLEVELAND 817 00:31:37,072 --> 00:31:38,707 WHO'S A FIVE OUT OF SIX HLA MATCH. 818 00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:40,809 FIRST FLIGHT OUT OF CLEVELAND LEAVES AT-- 819 00:31:40,842 --> 00:31:42,511 WHY IS A 49-YEAR-OLD CLEVELAND MAN 820 00:31:42,544 --> 00:31:44,279 A CLOSER MATCH THAN HER DAUGHTER? 821 00:31:44,313 --> 00:31:45,947 HE MAY NOT BE. MAGGIE DIDN'T LET US TEST HER. 822 00:31:45,981 --> 00:31:47,182 WHY NOT? 823 00:31:47,216 --> 00:31:48,183 PAIN, 824 00:31:48,217 --> 00:31:50,285 DANGER, RISK OF-- 825 00:31:50,319 --> 00:31:51,653 THE ONLY REASON TO GIVE MULTIPLE REASONS 826 00:31:51,686 --> 00:31:55,224 IS YOUR SEARCHING FOR WHAT THE PERSON WANTS TO HEAR. 827 00:31:57,359 --> 00:31:58,827 HOUSE. 828 00:32:07,069 --> 00:32:08,737 YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT SAINTED MOMMY. 829 00:32:08,770 --> 00:32:10,639 DON'T CARE. YOU CAN FORGET THE DONOR BANK. 830 00:32:10,672 --> 00:32:12,474 THERE'S NO CA-2 DEFICIENCY. 831 00:32:12,507 --> 00:32:14,509 BEST WE CAN DO IS MAKE HER COMFORTABLE. 832 00:32:16,911 --> 00:32:19,081 IS THAT FROM TAUB? 833 00:32:19,114 --> 00:32:21,316 YES. 834 00:32:21,350 --> 00:32:22,684 YES, IT IS. 835 00:32:25,620 --> 00:32:27,556 [sighs] 836 00:32:27,589 --> 00:32:30,059 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 837 00:32:30,092 --> 00:32:32,427 WHO'S GONNA TELL THE PATIENT SHE'S DYING? 838 00:32:34,096 --> 00:32:36,731 I WILL. 839 00:32:36,765 --> 00:32:40,369 AND NOBODY LEAVES HERE UNTIL WE FIND OUT WHAT KILLED HER. 840 00:32:40,402 --> 00:32:43,372 [The Fab Four's The Little Drummer Boy] 841 00:32:43,405 --> 00:32:47,809 * 842 00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:49,544 WHATEVER SHE HAS IS FATAL. 843 00:32:49,578 --> 00:32:51,113 MAKES NO DIFFERENCE IF IT'S DISEASE NUMBER 58 844 00:32:51,146 --> 00:32:52,347 OR 907. 845 00:32:54,783 --> 00:32:56,885 YOU GUYS MAD AT ME? 846 00:32:56,918 --> 00:32:59,188 NOPE. YOU HAD NO CHOICE. 847 00:32:59,221 --> 00:33:00,722 OF COURSE I HAD A CHOICE. 848 00:33:00,755 --> 00:33:02,357 (Kutner) YOU HAD NO CHOICE ONCE I MADE MY CHOICE. 849 00:33:02,391 --> 00:33:03,958 AND NOW I'M CHOOSING NOT TO BE MAD AT YOU. 850 00:33:03,992 --> 00:33:06,661 - WHY? - 'CAUSE IT'LL DRIVE HOUSE NUTS. 851 00:33:08,963 --> 00:33:12,000 YOU THINK THAT'LL MAKE YOUR LIVES BETTER OR WORSE? 852 00:33:15,470 --> 00:33:17,472 I TOLD MY MOM I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE THINKS. 853 00:33:17,506 --> 00:33:21,843 I WANT YOU TO TEST MY MARROW. 854 00:33:24,179 --> 00:33:26,081 I CAN'T BE DYING. 855 00:33:26,115 --> 00:33:27,682 SURE, YOU CAN. 856 00:33:27,716 --> 00:33:28,750 YOU'RE WRONG. 857 00:33:28,783 --> 00:33:31,953 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I HAVE. 858 00:33:31,986 --> 00:33:34,689 WHAT YOU HAVE IS ONE LAST CHRISTMAS 859 00:33:34,723 --> 00:33:35,790 WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. 860 00:33:35,824 --> 00:33:38,727 ONE LAST CHANCE TO GIVE HER A PRESENT-- 861 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,529 THE TRUTH. 862 00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:42,531 IT'S INEXPENSIVE. 863 00:33:42,564 --> 00:33:43,865 HIGHLY VALUED. 864 00:33:43,898 --> 00:33:45,867 NEVER HAVE TO STAND IN LINE TO RETURN IT 865 00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:46,901 THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS. 866 00:33:46,935 --> 00:33:48,203 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 867 00:33:48,237 --> 00:33:51,072 A MOTHER WHO'S GOING TO DIE 868 00:33:51,106 --> 00:33:53,508 DOESN'T REFUSE A DONOR TEST BECAUSE IT MIGHT HURT. 869 00:33:53,542 --> 00:33:58,313 SHE REFUSES WHEN SHE KNOWS IT WON'T MATCH. 870 00:33:58,347 --> 00:34:00,782 WHICH TENDS TO HAPPEN WHEN MOTHER AND DAUGHTER 871 00:34:00,815 --> 00:34:03,652 AREN'T MOTHER AND DAUGHTER. 872 00:34:09,858 --> 00:34:11,126 I CAN DO DNA TESTS 873 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,395 IF YOU'D RATHER KEEP LYING TO ME. 874 00:34:16,665 --> 00:34:20,435 I NEVER WANTED KIDS. 875 00:34:22,537 --> 00:34:24,573 I LOVE THEM, BUT WITH MY GENES-- 876 00:34:24,606 --> 00:34:27,509 I KNEW THIS WOMAN. 877 00:34:27,542 --> 00:34:31,480 A DRUG ADDICT. 878 00:34:31,513 --> 00:34:33,415 SHE GOT PREGNANT, 879 00:34:33,448 --> 00:34:36,285 DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE AN ABORTION. 880 00:34:36,318 --> 00:34:38,453 BUT SHE ALSO DIDN'T WANT HER DAUGHTER TO EVER KNOW 881 00:34:38,487 --> 00:34:40,989 WHO HER REAL MOTHER WAS. 882 00:34:41,022 --> 00:34:44,626 WHAT SHE WAS. 883 00:34:44,659 --> 00:34:48,397 I PROMISED NEVER TO TELL. 884 00:34:51,833 --> 00:34:54,369 THEN A PROMISE TO AN ADDICT IS WORTH MORE 885 00:34:54,403 --> 00:34:55,437 THAN A PROMISE TO YOUR DAUGHTER? 886 00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:57,439 IT'D BE CRUEL TO TELL HER. 887 00:34:57,472 --> 00:34:58,440 RIGHT. 888 00:34:58,473 --> 00:35:00,309 SHE LIVES A LIE, 889 00:35:00,342 --> 00:35:01,643 YOU GET TO DIE A HYPOCRITE. 890 00:35:01,676 --> 00:35:05,747 [door slides open] 891 00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:10,084 MOM, THE DOCTORS TOLD ME WHAT'S HAPPENING. 892 00:35:10,118 --> 00:35:11,653 (Maggie) IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, SWEETHEART. 893 00:35:11,686 --> 00:35:14,323 I PROMISE YOU. 894 00:35:14,356 --> 00:35:16,691 DOCTORS CAN BE WRONG. 895 00:35:16,725 --> 00:35:18,493 THERE'S STILL A CHANCE I CAN BEAT-- 896 00:35:18,527 --> 00:35:21,696 DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT? 897 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,236 I DO. 898 00:35:27,269 --> 00:35:31,940 NO, MOM, YOU'RE DYING. 899 00:35:31,973 --> 00:35:34,709 NOBODY CAN HELP YOU. 900 00:35:37,111 --> 00:35:41,115 IT'S NOT GOING TO BE OKAY. 901 00:36:01,603 --> 00:36:02,837 [quietly] THAT WAS COLD. 902 00:36:02,871 --> 00:36:04,473 YEAH. 903 00:36:14,549 --> 00:36:16,651 [elevator dings] 904 00:36:16,685 --> 00:36:19,654 [Roy Hargrove's God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen] 905 00:36:19,688 --> 00:36:24,593 * 906 00:36:24,626 --> 00:36:28,196 WHAT'D YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS? 907 00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:31,433 I GOT A WATCH, A VINTAGE LP, 908 00:36:31,466 --> 00:36:33,502 AND A SECOND-EDITION CONAN DOYLE. 909 00:36:33,535 --> 00:36:34,969 AND IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, 910 00:36:35,003 --> 00:36:36,871 MY PATIENT'S DYING. 911 00:36:36,905 --> 00:36:38,873 OH, CHRISTMAS DEATHS IN A HOSPITAL-- 912 00:36:38,907 --> 00:36:40,174 THERE'S NOTHING MORE DEPRESSING. 913 00:36:40,208 --> 00:36:42,644 NO ONE EVER WANTS TO GO IN THE PATIENT'S ROOM. 914 00:36:42,677 --> 00:36:45,914 EVEN THE CANDY STRIPERS LEAVE THEM ALONE. 915 00:36:45,947 --> 00:36:48,450 BUT I SAW SOMETHING AMAZING. 916 00:36:49,884 --> 00:36:51,886 PURE TRUTH. 917 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,223 SHE TOLD HER MOTHER THAT SHE WAS DYING. 918 00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:56,691 STRIPPED HER OF ALL HOPE. 919 00:36:56,725 --> 00:37:00,329 THAT SOUNDS... HORRIBLE. 920 00:37:00,362 --> 00:37:03,665 IT WAS LIKE WATCHING SOME BIZARRE ASTRONOMICAL EVENT 921 00:37:03,698 --> 00:37:05,066 THAT YOU KNOW YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SEE AGAIN. 922 00:37:05,099 --> 00:37:07,569 YOU TELL PEOPLE THE COLD, HARD TRUTH ALL THE TIME. 923 00:37:07,602 --> 00:37:08,670 YOU GET OFF ON IT. 924 00:37:08,703 --> 00:37:10,705 'CAUSE I DON'T CARE. 925 00:37:10,739 --> 00:37:12,341 SHE CARED. 926 00:37:12,374 --> 00:37:15,644 SHE DID IT ANYWAY. 927 00:37:15,677 --> 00:37:18,112 SHE DID IT BECAUSE SHE CARED. 928 00:37:18,146 --> 00:37:22,183 THE ANGELS OF CHRISTMAS HAVE FINALLY GIVEN HOUSE 929 00:37:22,216 --> 00:37:23,818 A PRESENT HE CAN APPRECIATE. 930 00:37:23,852 --> 00:37:25,086 WELL, DON'T RUIN IT. 931 00:37:25,119 --> 00:37:26,287 DON'T PIN THIS ON CHRIST. 932 00:37:26,321 --> 00:37:27,456 HE'S GOT ENOUGH NAILS IN HIM. 933 00:37:27,489 --> 00:37:28,790 THE PATIENT HAD TO DIE-- 934 00:37:28,823 --> 00:37:29,991 WOULD YOU TAKE OFF THAT HAT. 935 00:37:30,024 --> 00:37:32,427 IT'S CHRISTMAS. IT'S A REINDEER. 936 00:37:32,461 --> 00:37:34,062 IT'S A MOOSE ON A JEW. 937 00:37:34,095 --> 00:37:35,664 WHO CARES? 938 00:37:39,233 --> 00:37:41,069 THINGS HAVE THEIR PLACE. 939 00:37:41,102 --> 00:37:42,837 YOU WOULDN'T HANG DREIDELS FROM A CHRISTMAS TREE. 940 00:37:42,871 --> 00:37:46,007 YOU COULD. 941 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,842 THINGS DON'T CARE. 942 00:37:47,876 --> 00:37:52,514 [Ramsey Lewis Trio's God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen] 943 00:37:52,547 --> 00:37:55,550 NO, THEY DON'T. 944 00:37:58,420 --> 00:38:00,489 HAPPY SOLSTICE, HOUSE. 945 00:38:00,522 --> 00:38:03,858 (House) * GOD REST YE MERRY, GENTLEMEN * 946 00:38:03,892 --> 00:38:06,861 * LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY 947 00:38:06,895 --> 00:38:09,598 * REMEMBER CHRIST OUR SAVIOR 948 00:38:09,631 --> 00:38:11,700 * WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY 949 00:38:11,733 --> 00:38:14,569 * TO SAVE US ALL FROM SATAN'S POWER * 950 00:38:14,603 --> 00:38:17,772 * WHEN WE WERE GONE ASTRAY... * 951 00:38:17,806 --> 00:38:19,708 DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW HOLIDAY SPIRIT? 952 00:38:19,741 --> 00:38:21,710 BRING ME THE EGGNOG OF GOOD CHEER. 953 00:38:21,743 --> 00:38:23,712 HOUSE, IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, SAY IT. 954 00:38:23,745 --> 00:38:25,647 IF YOU DON'T, GIVE US A CHANCE TO GET HOME BEFORE SANTA. 955 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,215 SCROOGE. 956 00:38:27,248 --> 00:38:28,617 GIVE THE PATIENT RISPERIDONE. 957 00:38:28,650 --> 00:38:30,452 THAT'S AN ANTI-PSYCHOTIC. 958 00:38:30,485 --> 00:38:32,086 SHE'S DYING. SHE'S NOT CRAZY. 959 00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,923 I AM GOING TO PERFORM A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. 960 00:38:34,956 --> 00:38:37,325 * OH, TIDINGS 961 00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:38,993 * OF COMFORT AND JOY 962 00:38:39,027 --> 00:38:40,662 * COMFORT AND JOY... * 963 00:38:40,695 --> 00:38:44,566 (Maggie) YOU SAID ALL THE OTHER CAUSES OF OSTEOPETROSIS ARE FATAL. 964 00:38:44,599 --> 00:38:46,601 EXCEPT FOR THE ONE WE DISCOUNTED EARLY. 965 00:38:46,635 --> 00:38:47,936 BECAUSE IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE. 966 00:38:47,969 --> 00:38:52,373 WHEN A FETUS FORMS, IT'S JUST A MASS OF CELLS. 967 00:38:52,407 --> 00:38:55,977 BREAST TISSUE COVERS AN EXTENSIVE PORTION OF THE BODY. 968 00:38:56,010 --> 00:38:58,913 AS THE FETUS DEVELOPS, MOST OF THIS TISSUE RECEDES, 969 00:38:58,947 --> 00:39:02,116 REMAINING ONLY IN THE FUN PLACES. 970 00:39:02,150 --> 00:39:04,218 BUT SOMETIMES EXTRA BREAST TISSUE 971 00:39:04,252 --> 00:39:07,321 IS LEFT BEHIND IN PLACES WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG. 972 00:39:07,355 --> 00:39:09,290 RISPERIDONE DOES A LOT OF THINGS. 973 00:39:09,323 --> 00:39:11,793 ONE IS IT MAKES BREAST TISSUE SWELL, 974 00:39:11,826 --> 00:39:13,562 SO WE CAN FIND IT MORE EASILY. 975 00:39:13,595 --> 00:39:16,130 YOU'RE TELLING ME I COULD HAVE BREAST CANCER... 976 00:39:16,164 --> 00:39:17,398 SOMEWHERE NOT IN MY BREASTS? 977 00:39:17,432 --> 00:39:19,200 THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 978 00:39:19,233 --> 00:39:21,369 TAUB'S PARENTS HAVE A WINTER CONDO IN FLORIDA, 979 00:39:21,402 --> 00:39:22,704 BUT THEY'RE STILL NEW YORKERS. 980 00:39:22,737 --> 00:39:24,506 - ACTUALLY, MY PARENTS-- - DON'T CARE. 981 00:39:24,539 --> 00:39:27,375 I TOLD A PARABLE. 982 00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:29,343 NOW I'M GOING TO RAISE THE DEAD. 983 00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:32,681 GIVE ME THAT SYRINGE. 984 00:39:33,948 --> 00:39:35,283 THAT'S GOTTA BE A FAT DEPOSIT. 985 00:39:35,316 --> 00:39:37,418 YES, I COULD BE WRONG. 986 00:39:37,452 --> 00:39:39,053 IF I AM, SHE'S DEAD. 987 00:39:39,087 --> 00:39:40,088 SO SHUT UP. 988 00:39:45,126 --> 00:39:46,595 WHAT'S THAT? 989 00:39:46,628 --> 00:39:51,265 RISPERIDONE ALSO CAUSES GALACTORRHEA. 990 00:39:51,299 --> 00:39:52,767 WHAT'S THAT-- 991 00:39:52,801 --> 00:39:54,302 GALAC--GALACTIC? 992 00:39:54,335 --> 00:39:56,370 OPEN YOUR MOUTH. 993 00:39:56,404 --> 00:39:59,240 RELAX, YOU'VE HAD IT BEFORE. 994 00:39:59,273 --> 00:40:00,775 I AM NOT-- 995 00:40:03,144 --> 00:40:05,246 MILK? EWW! 996 00:40:09,350 --> 00:40:12,353 WE'LL CUT OUT YOUR MOM'S TUMOR AND START HER ON CHEMO. 997 00:40:12,386 --> 00:40:16,224 ALL THE REST OF YOUR SYMPTOMS SHOULD GO AWAY. 998 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,996 [Ramsey Lewis Trio's Santa Claus Is Coming To Town] 999 00:40:22,030 --> 00:40:23,331 I LOVE YOU. 1000 00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:27,301 I KNOW. 1001 00:40:36,545 --> 00:40:39,147 HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE. 1002 00:40:39,180 --> 00:40:47,188 * 1003 00:41:52,854 --> 00:41:56,357 [bells tolling the hour] 1004 00:42:00,194 --> 00:42:03,464 [Staples Singers' Who Took the Merry Out of Christmas?] 1005 00:42:03,497 --> 00:42:08,536 * MMM-MMM-MMM 1006 00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:11,840 * WHO TOOK THE MERRY OUT OF CHRISTMAS * 1007 00:42:11,873 --> 00:42:13,407 * WHOA-O-OA 1008 00:42:13,441 --> 00:42:18,012 * PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD FORGOT ABOUT MERRY * 1009 00:42:18,046 --> 00:42:20,548 * TOO BUSY FIGHTIN' WARS 1010 00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:23,084 * TRYIN' TO MAKE IT TO MARS 1011 00:42:23,117 --> 00:42:24,285 * SEARCHIN' FOR LIGHT 1012 00:42:24,318 --> 00:42:26,621 * AND CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THE RIGHT STAR * 1013 00:42:26,655 --> 00:42:27,622 * OH HO 1014 00:42:27,656 --> 00:42:28,957 * SEARCHIN' FOR LIGHT 1015 00:42:28,990 --> 00:42:32,827 * AND CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THE RIGHT STAR * 1016 00:42:32,861 --> 00:42:37,231 * MMM-MMM-MMM 1017 00:42:37,265 --> 00:42:40,601 * WHO TOOK THE MERRY OUT OF CHRISTMAS? * 1018 00:42:40,635 --> 00:42:42,003 * YE-EAH 1019 00:42:42,036 --> 00:42:46,574 * PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD FORGOT ABOUT MERRY * 1020 00:42:46,607 --> 00:42:49,377 * TOO BUSY BUYIN' TOYS 1021 00:42:49,410 --> 00:42:51,746 * LEARNIN' 'BOUT SANTA'S JOYS 1022 00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:54,348 * WHO TOOK THE MERRY OUT OF CHRISTMAS? * 1023 00:42:54,382 --> 00:42:56,317 * TELL ME NOW, Y'ALL 1024 00:42:56,350 --> 00:42:59,320 * WHO TOOK THE MERRY OUT OF CHRISTMAS? * 1025 00:42:59,353 --> 00:43:01,622 * YEAH YEAH YEAH OH OH * 1026 00:43:01,656 --> 00:43:03,758 * WHO TOOK THE MERRY OUT OF CHRISTMAS? * 1027 00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:05,827 * WHO WHO WHO? 1028 00:43:05,860 --> 00:43:07,862 * WHO TOOK THE MERRY OUT OF CHRISTMAS? * 71830

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