All language subtitles for Seeking.a.Friend.For.The.End.of.The.World.2012.720p.BRrip.x264.YIFY

RADIO ANNOUNCER:
Okay, what we're
getting now is, yes,

they're saying
it was, in fact,
a fire that erupted

inside the externaI tank
of the ship

exactly 98 seconds
after it entered
the asteroid fieId.

No one is sure
what caused the fire

which Ied to
the massive explosion

killing all 1 2
crew members and scientists

aboard the space
shuttIe DeIiverance,

taking with them our
last and only hope.

Once again,
if you're just tuning in,

the CSA space shuttIe
DeIiverance

has been destroyed.

The finaI mission to
save mankind has faiIed.

The 70-miIe-wide asteroid
known commonly as "Matilda"

is set to coIIide with Earth
in exactly three weeks' time,

and we'll be bringing you
up-to-the-minute coverage

of our countdown
to the end of days,

along with all your
cIassic rock favorites.

This is Q1 07.2.

(60s POP MUSIC PLAYING)

I think we missed
the exit.

...they say the damage
to the tower has rendered

aII ceIIuIar
telephones useless.

No word yet on how long
before water and power

will be shut off altogether.

But we'll be bringing you
all the information you need

just as long as
we have a Iive feed.

And be sure to stay tuned
at 9:00 p.m.
Eastern Standard Time

for the End of the WorId
Awareness Concert.

RADIO ANNOUNCER:
The human migration
continues...

(PEOPLE YELLING)

(HONKING HORN)

SURFER: Sorry, dude!
It's okay.

WOMAN: What are you doing?

MAN: Hey, up yours, paI !

(PHONE RINGING)
DODGE: I'm sorry, sir,

that's not covered
under your current poIicy.

I'm afraid the Armageddon
package is extra, yes.

WeII, that protects you
and your famiIy

against any sort of
apocaIyptic disaster.

Asteroids, obviousIy,
pIague, famine, Iocusts. . .

Drawbacks? Um. . .

The premiums are high. . .

(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

I'm sorry. . .
Can you just hoId on
for one moment? Thank you.

(RETCHING)

(SOBBING)
So feeI free to wear

your casuaI Friday
cIothing pretty much
any day of the week.

And since Ted in
Human Resources
is no Ionger with us,

(WOMAN SOBBING LOUDLY)

I thought I'd Iet you aII know
of a few positions
in upper management

that have been
made avaiIabIe.

So, if anyone wants to be
Chief FinanciaI Officer. . .

CFO? Anyone?

Life has no meaning.

ALFRED: Anyone?

I reaIIy think
I'm coming down
with something.

BICYCLIST: On your right!

On your right, buddy.

On your right!

You couId have
toId me that yesterday!

(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)

Linda?

Oh, hi, EIsa.

Hi, Mr. Dodge.

Okay, I finish.
Okay.

(GRUNTING)

Me estoy volviendo vieja,
Mr. Dodge.
I getting oIder. (CHUCKLES)

I didn't mean to rush
you off or anything.

Do you have
somepIace to be?

I mean, if you want,
you couId. . .

I don't know,
you couId watch TV here,

or something,
whatever you Iike.

Oh, my kids are waiting.

Oh, right. Of course.
You have kids.

Listen, EIsa,
you don't have
to come next week.

Or, you know, ever,
if you don't want to.
It's okay.

You firing me?

No, no, no. No, I just. . .

Is this because
I don't watch
TV with you?

(CHUCKLING)
No. No. I, uh. . .

I just thought,
considering. . .

There's just no need to. . .

Nothing.
Forget it. It's fine.

You're out of Windose.

More Windose, got it.

See you next week, Mr. Dodge.

Okay.

I regret my entire Iife.

Okay.
Okay.

Bye!
Bye, now.

NEWSREADER:
Well, it's no longer
just the postal service.

CommerciaI airIines have
discontinued altogether today.

After much delay,
the final flight,
piloted by Delta Airlines,

Ieft Chicago Midway
at 3:45 Central Time,

touching down in
SeattIe at 6:1 5 Pacific.

Private charters
have been given
military clearance

to use intercontinentaI
airspace at their own risk.

And now
the traffic report. Amy?

We're fucked, Bob.

NEWSREADER:
Thank you, Amy.

Oh, shit.

(SIGHING)

RADIO ANNOUNCER:
...they have yet to make
a statement regarding rumors

of a classified space launch
for high-ranking
government officials,

religious figureheads,
and important contributors

to athIetics
and entertainment.

They have predicted
the exact location of impact,

but the government
is refusing to release
this information to the public

to avoid creating
an even greater
sense of panic.

(GASPING)

(DOORBELL CHIMES)

(GASPING) Oh ! You're earIy!
Hi.

Aw. Warren toId me
about Linda.

Oh, yeah. . .

I am so surprised
she didn't do it sooner.

She never reaIIy
Iooked happy,

especiaIIy when
she was with you.

That's new information.

ReaIIy?
Mmm-hmm.

Why do you think
she didn't want
to have kids?

(GASPS)

Karen AmaIfi is
coming aIone tonight.

Don't. Do not.

Do not what?

PIease, Warren.
Can we just have a few
sober moments tonight?

(CHUCKLING)

This is the
Last Supper, Diane.

You think Jesus was sober
for his Iast supper?

You think he turned
water into Iemonade?

Dodge,
a IittIe heIp, pIease.

Uh-uh. No, no, no, no, no.
Dodge is my friend.

My friend.
Look at this, my friend.

This is a Don Ramon cigar.

This is the hardest
cigar in the worId. . .

Can you chop those
a IittIe Iouder, pIease?

This is the hardest cigar
in the worId to find.

And tonight,
I'm going to share
one of my Iast 1 3 with you.

How's that sit?

(DOOR SLAMMING)

Hi, Danny.

Hey, can I fix you
a drink, son?

Quit ruining my Iife.

DIANE: Good for you,
sweetie.
Express yourseIf.

Go fuck yourseIf!

I was thinking
maybe we shouId set up

Dodge with Karen.
Don't you think?

Oh, my God,
wiII you stop it?

What?

He doesn't want to
get set up with
one of your gross friends.

He needs to
meet somebody!

No, he doesn't!

Leave him aIone.
He is aIone,
Iook at him.

I'm fine.
No, honey,
you're not fine.

You're gonna die aIone.
Doesn't that bother you?

He's not gonna die aIone.
Yes, he is.

He's not gonna die aIone.
He's gonna die
with everybody eIse!

(SIGHS) There's just no need
to cIing to who's cIosest.

This isn't
the fucking Ark, Diane.

This is the Titanic!

(CHUCKLING)
And there is not
a Iife raft in sight.

(LAUGHING)

(SIGHING)
WeIcome aboard.

Dodge, you remember
Karen AmaIfi.

HeIIo, good to see you.

Hi. (GIGGLES)

It's everything
I never wore.

Ta-da!
Mmm !

It's very nice,
very shiny.

(CHUCKLES)

You're funny.

Hmm.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

So. . .

(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

WeII. . .

We decided that
we wouId use this time
to be with famiIy.

First we're gonna
go to West Virginia,
see my sister

and her husband
and the two boys.

Even though
we just saw them.

We just saw them.

And then Lacey
wants to go to her
stepfather's in Aspen

so that she can
teII him to fuck off.

And aIso ski !

And ski.

Great!
CHIP: Yeah.

Karen?

Oh. (GIGGLING)

Um. . . Hmm.

Okay, weII, I think
I'm finaIIy gonna
take that pottery cIass.

And. . . WeII,
I'm gonna eat
whatever I want,

and totaIIy
not even care. Just. . .

(ALL CHUCKLING)

Go, girI.

And maybe I'II, um,

be spending a IittIe time
with someone speciaI.

(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

Yeah.

Oh, me? Let's see. . .

What was the question?

(CORK POPPING)

(ALL CHEERING)

WOMAN: Qué será, será!

We're gonna ski first,
and then she's gonna teII. . .

WARREN: Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink!

Fight through the burn,
fight through the burn !
Fight through the burn !

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Yes!

Winner's wine!

(CHUCKLING DRUNKENLY)

Hey, Dodge!
Hey, Roache.

Dodger!
I'm gonna miss you, man.
Gonna miss you. . .

Oh, boy.
It's the fucking
WiId West, you know?

Is it?
Come on.

SingIe guys Iike us,
I mean, we gotta grab
this thing, you know?

Because it is
a different worId now.

It's a different worId.

Okay.
We gotta. . . You know?

No, I don't. I don't. . .

I don't. . .
You don't? Dude,

the sky is faIIing.

The sky is faIIing.

(SINGING)
And it's raining pussy!

(VOCALIZING)

lt's raining pussy

Dude, ever since
DeIiverance, man,

I've been with
a different girI
every day.

And they don't care
about getting pregnant.

They don't care
about diseases,

or are you gonna
caII them back,

or can you
provide for them,

or do you have
a smaII dick,

or are you reIated.
AII right?

And it's Iike
the apocaIypse. . .

The apocaIypse has
IeveIed the fieId, man.

Oh, my God.
Do you want to
doubIe-stuff that cookie?

(SINGSONG) Do you
want to doubIe-stuff
that cookie with me?

Two chefs in the kitchen

We're double-stuffing
the cookie
Dodge and Roache

You guys, Iook!
Sarah and Dave
brought heroin.

It's time.
Bucket Iist! Bucket Iist!

Wait, where's Lacey?
Let Lacey do it,
she's a dentaI assistant.

I'II do it.
Yeah, you do it, Lace.

ROACHE: Here we go.

DIANE: Oh,
don't grab, Roache.

Let's watch her,
Iet's everyone
watch her do it.

ROACHE: Put some
Radiohead on.

I want to do heroin
to Radiohead.

WARREN: Yeah ! Yeah !
(GIRL CHEERING)

This is dynamite!
Everybody, run !

I'm kidding ! It's not.

It can't hurt you
unIess you get
about this cIose to it.

(FIREWORKS WHISTLING
IN DISTANCE)

Are you hiding?

Yes.

You don't have to do heroin
if you don't want to, sweetie.

Look, I tried.

I just can't spend
the Iast month of my Iife
getting to know someone.

It's ridicuIous.

You don't Iike Karen?

I couIdn't
possibIy give a shit.

I'm not gonna sit across
from someone and hear
aII their stories,

even if she was
someone I couId be
interested in,

because I just. . .

I'm not sure that
the month between
my wife Ieaving me

and the end of the worId
sounds Iike good timing.
Do you?

What. . . Hey. . .
What are you doing?
What are you doing?

What?

What?
What?

You're Warren's.

No, I'm not.

Nobody's anybody's
anything anymore.

Why did Linda
get to disappear?

Why does everybody eIse
get to do what they want?

I don't know
what I want.

You can't run
from this, Dodge.

(SIGHING)

(PLAYING FOLK MUSIC)

(INAUDIBLE)

HeIIo?

(SOBBING SOFTLY)

You okay?

(SNIFFLING) No.

How couId I be so stupid?

I don't know.
I don't know you very weII.

I'm never gonna
see my famiIy again.

I missed the pIanes,
aII of them.

I mean, God,
it's the end of the worId
and I'm stiII 1 5 minutes Iate.

I can hear
my father say it now.
I can hear him say,

"FIaky and irresponsibIe,"
and he's right.

How couId I do this?
I put my energy
in the wrong pIaces,

I give my time to
the wrong peopIe.

I mean,
when I think of aII the. . .

AII the hoIidays
I didn't spend
with my mum and dad

to be with some guy
I used to know.

WouId you Iike to come in?

I won't steaI anything
if you don't rape me.

Agreed.

My name's Penny.

I'm Dodge.

How Iong have you
Iived here?

Three years. You?

I just broke up
with someone.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, I mean. . .

You know,
it was buiIding to this.

He's just taking the night
to cIear out his stuff.

I mean, it's aIways better
to sIeep on the fire escape

than have pity sex,
I aIways say.

Mmm.

What's that?

What? Oh, that is cough
syrup with codeine.

SpIash of vodka.
Can I have a sip?

ActuaIIy,
I'm feeIing
a IittIe. . .

Mmm.

You want some weed?

Hmm?

Oh, no, thank you.

It's the onIy thing
that sends me to sIeep

and the onIy thing
that wakes me up again.

(CHUCKLING)
I mean, seriousIy,

I've got a wicked
case of hypersomnia.

I mean, I couId sIeep
through the apocaIypse.

Who's the girI?
Who?

Oh. That's OIivia.

Is she the one
that got away?

WeII, they aII got away,
but she was the first, yeah.

Are you gonna go
and get her back?

I'm sure she has
enough on her pIate.

(CHUCKLES)

And what is it about
the end of the worId

that brings them
aII out of the woodwork?

(COMMENTATOR SHOUTS EXCITEDLY)

(SIGHING)

COMMENTATOR 1 : (ON TV)
...there he's got it.

COMMENTATOR 2:
(CHUCKLING) Yeah.
He changed his mind, as he...

(CROWD CHEERING)

...doing a terrific
job of cutting him off.

Now coming from behind,

he's got him
around the shouIders,
and down goes...

(CROWD CHEERING)

(VACUUM CLEANER
WHIRRING LOUDLY)

(SNORING SOFTLY)

(PLAYING HARMONICA LOUDLY)

(GROANS SOFTLY)

(GASPS)

Oh.

(SIGHS)

I'm ready to go
downstairs now.

Oh?

Wait here a tick.

Okay.

He's gone.
Took my Pet Sounds with him.
I shouId've seen that coming.

Mmm.

So. . .

What are you doing
with the rest of your Iife?

Oh, um. . .

LittIe of this,
IittIe of that.

ProbabIy catching
up on some "me" time.

Find God.

Maybe move around
some chairs.

(CHUCKLES)

WeII, maybe
I'II run into you
at a support group

or an orgy or something.

Yeah, that sounds nice.

Uh. . .

What's that?

That's your maiI.

Why do you have it?

Oh, you know
how the maiIman wouId
sometimes put the maiI

in the wrong box?
Uh-huh.

WeII, over time,
say Iike. . . WeII,
three years, I mean, it. . .

(CHUCKLES)
God, it reaIIy
adds up, doesn't it?

Isn't it funny?
I mean, how we've Iived

so cIose and
we've never said hi.

Oh, but I did meet
your roommate a few times.

My roommate?
You mean Linda?

Linda. Linda, right.
And her boyfriend,
what was his name?

Oh, God, they seemed
so happy together.
What was his name?

I haven't seen
them in a whiIe.
Are they aII right?

What was his name again?

(WHISPERING) I forget.

(SCANNER BEEPS)

$8.50.

(YELLING)

Come on.

(DODGE COLLAPSING)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(BELLS JINGLING SOFTLY)

BOY: Give it to me!
I'II hit it!

MAN: Fuck, yeah ! Hit it!

(GLASS BREAKING)

What started as a few
individuals acting out

has quickly escalated
into a massive riot

sweeping through
the streets of downtown.

If we couId show
the live footage, Dory?

Dory?

You see people using
every available weapon,

looting, smashing windows,

setting fires,
and in some cases,
attacking one another.

With the Iack of
police presence,

we are seeing people
with nothing left to lose.

They appear to be
moving off Main Street

and heading towards
Division Avenue,

where residences
and businesses
are more at risk.

And perhaps
it's only a matter of time

before the city is
too dangerous to inhabit.

Oh, my God.

(CROWD CLAMORING)

Oh, God.

(FIRE ALARM BEEPING)

(PEOPLE YELLING)

Oh, God.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, Sorry. Okay.
Good, Sorry. Here we go.

Come on.

Penny?

Penny! Penny?

Penny!
Who the fuck are you?

(EXCLAIMS IN SHOCK)
Oh, shit! I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm Dodge,
I Iive upstairs.

I've never
seen you before.

We've run into
each other a few times,
but that's not. . .

I'm pretty good with faces.

Anyway. . . ObviousIy,
there's a riot going on.

Maybe you heard
the screaming,
smeIIed the burning.

If you couId
just wake up Penny,

I think we shouId get out
of the buiIding as
soon as possibIe.

Jesus.

You're fucking her,
aren't you?

What? No. . . What?
No, I'm. . .

No. I'm not.

(SOBBING) Oh, I knew it!

(SOFTLY) I knew it.

Fuck! I knew it!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Shit!

(CONTINUES GROANING)
Okay, aII right.

Penny! Come on,
here we go. Wake up.

DODGE: There you go.

Hey! I decide
when Penny wakes up!

This isn't what
it Iooks Iike.

I broke my hand, baby.

I hope you're happy.
It's my guitar hand.
(INHALING SHARPLY)

Aren't they both
your guitar hands?

Penny, there's
a smaII riot brewing and
we need to go, right now!

She's not going
anywhere with you. . .

WouId you
pIease just stop?

We aII need to go!
Come on ! Here we go!
Here we go, guys! Come on !

My hand ! My gift.
WiII you just
Iook at it? I broke it.

(PENNY MUMBLING)
OWEN: This is the guy?

I can't beIieve
you want this creep
instead of me.

Hey! Hey!
I'm not kidding !
Let's do it!

Oh, he's oId !

He's not even good-Iooking.
What, do you have a job?

Mister Job?
Owen !

I toId you there
wasn't anybody eIse.
Oh, shit, my records.

So you broke up
with me for nobody?

Do you not see
how that's worse?

We don't have time for this.

Scott WaIker, WiIco. . .
John CaIe!

Hey, that's my CaIe.

We don't have time
for any of this, guys!

Goodbye, friends!

DODGE: Come on.

Give me that CaIe.

DODGE: Okay, here we go.

PENNY: I'II drive.

AII right, aII right.
OWEN: Hey!

Watch out for my hand.

Here we go.

I can't beIieve
you're breaking
up with me now.

It's the worst timing
for me, ever!

We didn't
get back together.

What do you caII
Iast night?
Nothing happened !

Since when is
snuggIing nothing?

Shit. I thought
it was right there.

You don't remember
where you parked?

No, it was. . .
It was on. . .

It was on 1 st and 9th.
Fuck, maybe
it was 1 0th and 2nd?

This way.
It couId have been 3rd. . .

It was definiteIy one
of those combinations.

OWEN: I'm the asshoIe, right?
Everything's my fauIt?

DODGE: Can we just
concentrate on
finding the car?

No, Owen,
it's not about that.

I'm just saying
that we're not a match.

I mean, isn't it better
we find out now,
rather than Iater?

No!

What do you mean,
not souI mates?

I Iove you.
I want to
take care of you.

(GUNSHOTS)
(OWEN SCREAMING)

Just get. . .
(GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)

Penny, Iet's go,
come on !

Owen?
Come on !

(MEN SHOUTING ANGRILY)

You okay?
Come on ! Go for the car.

There it is!

OWEN: Is this because
you pay my rent?

Because I had to swaIIow
a Iot of pride to
Iet you do that.

Get in the car, Owen.

I'm not Ieaving the city.

WeII, it's my car.

Oh, that's right,
I don't have a car.

Throw that in my face
whiIe you're at it.

They're right on top of us!

(MOCKING)
"They're right on top of us!"

WouId you get out and heIp?
I'II do it!

No, no, no.
No, no, no. I'II do it.

Just. . .

Oh, God, there's a guy.
There's a guy right there!

Cut the wheeI ! Cut it!

What are you doing?
Cut the wheeI !

I'm. . .
Cut the wheeI !

Fire! Fire!
There's fire!

OWEN: You're not
cutting at aII !

(TIRES SCREECHING)
Are you freaking bIind?

God, here they come!

What is wrong with you?

(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)

Hey! Hey!
I know a guy with a pIane.

If you drive me to
where I need to go,
I can get you to your famiIy.

HeIIo? Cut the wheeI !

(ENGINE REVS)

That's it. Now come
forward a IittIe bit.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Ah, he'II be fine!

Hey!

(CAR ALARMS BLARING)
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

So teII me
about this pIane.

You know, hybrid cars
don't need as much gas.

Yes. They stiII need
a IittIe gas, don't they?

No, I'm just saying,
you don't have to
fiII them up as much.

Does this mean
we're not going
to the pIane?

Look, maybe
you shouId just
forget about the pIane.

I Ieft Owen in
the middIe of a riot.

He used you as
a human shieId, Penny.

You don't even know him.

Look, you're the one
who woke me up
in the middIe of the night,

dragged me out of bed. . .
You're right.

I don't know why
I bothered saving your Iife,
after you ruined mine.

What is that
supposed to mean?

What? What is that?

WeII, you know how
sometimes the maiIman

wouId put the maiI
in the wrong box?

WeII, sometimes,
the girI that
you never got over

sends you a Ietter.

That's from the girI?
(GASPS) My God.

Oh, my God !
That's great, right?

Yeah, it's pretty good.

What wouId be great
is if I couId caII her
from a reguIar phone,

or I couId just hop
on a train to wherever,

or not die in
the outer suburbs.

But instead,
I am on the scenic route

to the guiIIotine
with you, and you.

She couId be
at the fucking
pyramids by now.

She couId have
bIown her head off,
and I wouIdn't know,

because I didn't get this

three annoying months ago!

Oh.

Now I feeI bad.

(STAMMERING) Fuck. Look,
guiIt isn't a feeIing

that I'm comfortabIe with.

WeII, fortunateIy
you won't have
Iong to Iive with it.

(CAR APPROACHING)

What are you doing?

Penny, this reaIIy
doesn't invoIve you.

I said I was
gonna get you there,
I'm gonna get you there, so. . .

Where was the Iast pIace
you saw her?

Where was she
1 8 years ago?

Look, you don't need to
spend the Iast few days
of your Iife

with a totaI stranger.

You're not a totaI stranger,
and these aren't my Iast days.

Oh, you're a survivaIist.

No, I'm not a survivaIist.
I'm an optimist.

HeIIo!
You having some troubIe?

Do you know
where the nearest
gas station is?

Yeah, but dieseI is
aII they got Ieft.
Where you headed?

Where we headed, Dodge?

Somerset.

Somerset. Wherever that is.

I think HuntsviIIe
might be as far as I'm going.

Great! Thank you !

GLEN: So,
what's your piIgrimage?

Because everybody's
headed somewhere.

WeII, I'm going to see
my famiIy, and he's. . .

He's Iooking for someone.

Who is it
you're Iooking for?

His high schooI
sweetheart.

Is that right?

WeII, there's no
greater search

than that of Iost Iove,
I'II give you that.

You married?
No, darIing,

I never did waIk the pIank.
There was a speciaI Iady.

My Rita passed
seven years back.

You know,
it's aII about who
you Iay down with

when the Iights go out.

Takes Ionger
than it shouId
to figure that part.

Truth is, it's nice to have
some company for a change.

Even strangers.

Why don't you
teII us your Iife story?

Then we won't be
strangers anymore.

GLEN: Yeah?

WeII, sure. Let's see.
I was born in. . .

Wait a minute.
I shouId probabIy teII
Daddy's Iife story first,

so there's some context.
Okay.

Uptime?
Groovy!

Yeah. Daddy was born
in Skokie, IIIinois.

And his dad
was born in Okie.
Used to catch bass.

So they run
a bunch of tests

and they aII
come back with
the same bad news.

Doctors give me
six months to Iive.

Then I go home,
turn on the TV,
and they say three weeks.

If you ask me, a man is
not supposed to know
when his time is up,

it's not naturaI.

That's when you
find yourseIf renting
a gun and buying a buIIet.

But that ain't
no way into heaven.

Isn't that right, Dodge?

Hmm?

No, I guess not.

I'm gonna go
drain the snake.

You wanna join me?

No, thanks, I'm good.

Okay, what a fucking weirdo.

(CLICKS TONGUE)
I think he's souIfuI.

Who drives around
with shoveIs?
I don't trust him.

GIen? What?
He toId us his Iife story.

Yes, and thank you
for that, by the way.

Do you know,
if you actuaIIy Iistened,
you might Iearn something.

(SORRY WHIMPERING)

Sorry needs to go out.

I'II go. I wiII take him.

I'm gonna take him
for a sniff.
Don't go anywhere.

(SIGHING)

I knew it
as soon as I saw you.

That detached Iook
in your eyes.
That vague way about you.

You aImost had me
fooIed with that Iine

about your
high schooI girIfriend.

I'm sorry, I don't. . .

Don't be sorry, son.

Just kiII me quickIy.

What?

WeII, I thought
we couId do it
in that nice fieId,

but if you're gonna
shoot me in the back,
then Iet's get it over with.

Shoot you? I don't. . .
Are we stiII
speaking metaphoricaIIy?

WeII, what's it
gonna be, then?
Knife? Piano wire?

Okay, you know what?
She's gonna be
back any second.

Don't teII me
they sent a girI
to do a man's job.

I specificaIIy
requested a maIe!

UnIess you're
some sort of team !
Is that how this works?

Okay, you know what?
I don't think I am
who you think I am.

WeII, that's a reIief.

Because I was afraid
I couId fight you off!

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

You know, Dodge,
when a man. . .

(GASPING)
(GUNSHOT ECHOING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

PENNY: Dodge? GIen?

Oh, my God.

GIen's dead.

Are you okay?
Did you get the pIates?

PENNY: "When a man. . ."

"When a man. . ."
What do you think
he was trying to say?

I don't know, Penny.

"When a man. . ."

Loves a woman?

"When a man. . ."
Is a trucker?

The man. . .

The man committed
suicide via homicide

two weeks before
the apocaIypse.

I'm not reaIIy concerned
with any Road Warriorwisdom

I may have
missed out on. Okay?

AII right.

I'II drive.
Do you have the keys?

Oh. . .

Okay.

(SIGHING) Okay.

(UPBEAT MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)

You'd think a Iifetime
of waiting for
the worst to happen

wouId have
prepared me for this.

How couId anyone
prepare for this?

I aIways knew.
I aIways knew
it'd be over too soon.

I never saw myseIf
as an oId man.

ReaIIy?

I thought I was
gonna Iive forever.
Was totaIIy gonna peak at 40.

WeII, I hear 30
is the new 40.

(LAUGHS)

LuckiIy, I'm getting
my mid-Iife crisis
in just under the wire.

She must be reaIIy speciaI,
huh? OIivia?

To want to find her
after so much time.

She was, yeah.

So why did you break up?

We were young.
We were not
fuIIy formed beings yet.

Life just took us
in different directions.

She dumped you?

Yes.
(CHUCKLING)

What about you?

What about me?

Who's the one that got away?

I am, thank God.

I don't mean
I'm anything
speciaI, I just. . .

I'm gIad that part of
my Iife's over with,
you know? ReIationships.

I thought
you weren't cynicaI.

I'm not cynicaI. I'm. . .

I'm cIinicaI.

I am a recovering
seriaI monogamist.

Sounds very serious.

Very serious.

I went to this
therapist who toId me

that I had probIems
being aIone.

But then, I mean,
she wanted to see me
five times a week,

so you teII me
who had the reaI probIem.

You know,
if the end of the worId
has taught me anything,

it's that I'm finaIIy
getting my. . .

Oh, my God.

Is that a Friendsy's?
(GASPS)

I wouId kiII for a pint.

(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)

Hi, weIcome to Friendsy's,
where everyone's your friend !

Hi !
Hi !

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

Two for dinner? Yeah !

Look at this IittIe guy.

Is this okay?

Oh, yeah !
Everyone's weIcome, yeah.

Dude brought in a woIf
Iast week. It's crazy!

Come on in !

Okay.

Taquitos!

MAN: Yeah, three orders.

I can't beIieve
you guys are stiII open.

Yeah, we thought about
cIosing up shop,

but then we reaIized
this is reaIIy
our famiIy, you know?

In fact, the tragedy
has brought us cIoser.
Some of us too cIose.

That's impossibIe.
(BOTTLE SHATTERING)

And under new management,
it's a Iot Iess corporate.

Right, Steven?
(SLAPS BUTTOCKS)

Right. I hope
a booth is okay.

Yeah, it's. . .

We burned
aII the chairs
in a bonfire.

I'm gonna pass you
off to Katie, okay?

You're in warm hands
with her.
My skin feeIs great!

Thanks, Darcy.
Isn't he incredibIe?

Hi, I'm Katie.

Can you
sIide over, pIease?

Yeah.

Can I touch your hair?
Yeah.

Oh, it's so soft.
Thank you.

Can I get you guys
something to
wet your whistIe?

Everything's awesome!

How are your mudsIides?
Fucking awesome!

(GASPING)
Can we get two mudsIides?
Yes.

Thank you.

Do you guys wanna
know the speciaIs?

Because these guys
are getting
reaIIy creative.

(CHUCKLES)
No, just the mudsIides.

Okay! Gotcha.
Guys, I'm roIIing
pretty hard right now,

but if you two
keep it super positive,

I wiII bring you
those M-sIides.

And maybe an order of
spin-dip for the tabIe.

That is amazing !
And you know what,
it's his birthday today.

Why didn't you
teII me that?
Happy birthday!

(CHUCKLES) Thank you.
(KATIE BLOWS WHISTLE)

(PEOPLE CHEERING)
Wow.

I reaIIy hope you're
having a good time.

Yeah, I am having fun.

I think that this pIace
is some sort of cuIt

and we probabIy
shouIdn't eat anything.

Oh, you're crazy.
This is amazing.

Look, peopIe are
sitting down together,
everybody's happy. Hey!

There's a conga Iine.
Just Iike. . .

This is a piece of
American history.
It's a human Iandmark.

It's a shout-out to
the man upstairs to say. . . Oh !

(SNIFFS) I smeII weed.
Excuse me! I smeII weed.

Yeah, it's right this way.
Conga your way
to a great time!

(DANCE MUSIC BLARING)

(LAUGHING)

Is it good?

This bun is a donut.

(LAUGHING)

It's exactIy what
you think a burger

with a donut bun
wouId taste Iike.

Mmm !

What did you do?

When?

You know, before,
Iike, as a Iiving.

I soId insurance.

(LAUGHING)

That's. . .

Oh.
Oh !

Oh, you're serious.
Yes, I am.

Oh.
Oh !

Okay. How does. . .
How does somebody
get into that fieId?

You dare to dream, Penny.
(CHUCKLING)

I don't know, you. . .

I guess you start
with aII of your
chiIdhood fantasies

of being a fireman

or an athIete or whatever.

And then eventuaIIy
reaIity hits,

and you reaIize that,
reaIIy, aII you want

is to have a desk
somewhere with
your name on it.

But why insurance?

I didn't Iike Iaw,

and the economy
was headed
in one direction.

I'm the type of person,
I just. . .

I feeI more comfortabIe
with a safety net.

Whoops.
Mmm-hmm.

(CHUCKLING)

(CHUCKLING) Yeah.

So, go on.
How do you know
a man with a pIane?

I don't know him.
I said I knew him.

I know, I know.
I'm not getting
my hopes up. I'm just. . .

I'm just reaIIy excited.

ObviousIy.

(STAFF SINGING)
...with
the Friendsy's family

lt's your very
last birthday

Happy birthday!

There'II never be another

So teII aII your
sisters and brothers

lt's your very
last birthday

(ALL CHEERING)

Happy birthday! Ooh !

(CHUCKLING) Oh !

Okay. . .

That's. . . AII right.

Hi, buddy.
Hi, there.

Can I join in?

Look, I don't
wanna be rude, but. . .

Oh, God !

Yeah, we shouId go.
We shouId go.

Okay. Sorry.

Here's some money.

Oh !
AII right.
Come on, Iet's go.

AII right, see you soon !
Okay, have a good night.

Let's get these off.

(PENNY LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)
They were. . .

(BOTH LAUGH)

(GROANING) Oh, God.

(BREATHING HEAVILY) Dodge,
I want you to be my Iast.

That's a Iot of pressure.

(GIGGLING)

(POP MUSIC ON RADIO)

(EXHALES)

Listen, I. . .

Sorry, you go first.

I wasn't saying anything.

It's just. . .

I think I got a IittIe
carried away before with

the mudsIides and the orgy,

and, you know, obviousIy,
things are very
compIicated right now.

What are you doing?

I just want you
to know that I. . .

I wasn't trying
to take advantage.

ObviousIy, you're very young.
What are you, Iike 30? 31 ?

Twenty-eight.
Oh, God. Oh !

God, you try to be
a good person. . .

ReIax, Dodge. It was. . .

It was end-of-the-worId sex.
It was creature comfort.

WeII. . .
If anything,
it was my fauIt.

You didn't do anything.

I think I did some things.

It isn't gonna
happen again,
I promise.

You've got OIivia,
I've got my famiIy.

You know,
we both have more
important pIaces to be.

Just. . . A IittIe sex.
It was bound to happen,

Iet's not make
a big deaI out of it.

I dated someone
from Camden.

Listen, Penny, it. . .

(SIREN WARBLING)

I don't understand.

What is he doing?

I guess he's. . .
Is he trying
to puII us over?

(LAUGHING)
Oh, come on.
He can't be serious.

How fast are you going?

Who gives a shit?

Why aren't you
sIowing down?

I think we can take him.

Oh. Hey! Hey! Hey!
SIow down !

What are you doing?
What are you doing?

SIow down ! PuII the car over.
Come on.

Don't you think
that he must have
better things to do?

Penny, puII the car over.

Jesus, what's he
gonna do, shoot us?

There's a very
reaI possibiIity
he couId shoot us, yes!

AII right! AII right!
Let's puII it over.

AII right! God, but. . .

But I shouId warn you,
my dad's ex-miIitary

and he says I have
a reaIIy serious
probIem with authority.

Put that away, pIease.
Give that.
Mmm, mmm.

No, it's aII
I've got Ieft

and I'm trying
to ration it.
Come on.

(WHISPERING)
What do I do with it?

Oh, just. . .
Just put it in your mouth.

(SIZZLING)
(EXCLAIMS)

(COUGHING)

That was stiII Iit.

(CONTINUES COUGHING)

HeIIo, Officer,
what seems to be
the probIem?

WeII, for starters,

you're driving about
1 5 miIes an hour
over the speed Iimit.

ReaIIy? Huh.
(RETCHING)

I thought I was making
better time than that.

And you know,
you got a taiI Iight out.

No.
Yeah.

AIso, your pIates
expired about a month ago.

Go on.

(STAMMERING)
Um, that's it.
That's everything.

Those three things.

WeII, why don't you
write us out

any number of expensive,
time-sensitive tickets,

and we'II be on our way?

I need some identification.

Of course.
My name is Penny,

and this is Dodge.

(HOARSELY) Hi.

Okay.
License and registration.

WeII, you see,
that's where
we've got a probIem,

because I didn't get
a chance to retrieve
my identification

before fIeeing my home
during a deadIy riot.

However, we were
fortunate enough

to hitch a ride with
a very nice trucker,

who, turns out,
had hired a hit man
to assist him in a suicide,

thus bestowing us with this. . .

This beautifuI mode
of transportation.

So, the answer is no,
no Iicense or
registration here.

However,
given the current
situation with the. . .

(WHISTLES)

CouIdn't you find it
in your heart

to set aside the Iaw
just this once

and Iet us on our way,
so that I can
give my friend here

a fighting chance
of being with
the one he Ioves

before we aII reach
our untimeIy concIusion?

No.

(CAMERA SNAPPING)

AII right.

Oh, excuse me,
do we get a phone caII?

No, phones are dead.

Okay.

Have fun.

Oh ! HeIIo?
What are you in for?

Disturbing the peace.

(CHUCKLING)
BriIIiant.

WeII, might as weII
get comfortabIe.

This is as good
a pIace to die as any.

I ruined your Iife.

No, you didn't.

(VOICE BREAKING)
Oh, yes, I did.

(SOBBING) I ruined my Iife,
and I took you down with me.

I was a terribIe neighbor,
and I'm a. . .

I'm an awfuI daughter.

(GENTLY) Hey. Hey.

(SOBBING)

Shh.

DODGE: Look at him.

Sound asIeep in
his sandwich board.
You know why?

'Cause he aIways knew
the end was near.

And he's currentIy
not surprised.

You are Iooking at
a vindicated man.

How come you're not
with your famiIy?

I don't reaIIy have any.

What do you mean?

My mother passed away,

and my father drove away
a Iong time ago.

My wife recentIy ran away,
as fast as any
human woman couId.

It onIy took Armageddon
to give her the courage.

Which is ironic, because

(LAUGHS)

being afraid of dying aIone
is why I got married
in the first pIace.

Your roommate
was your wife.

My wife was my roommate.

ShouId have Iistened
to my mother.

Even after she got sick,
she aIways made
the most sense.

You wouId have Iiked her.

She wouId have
Iiked you, too.

You think so?

She died aIone.

Guess it doesn't
matter now.

How Iong since
you've seen your dad?

Um. . .

Twenty-five years?

Twenty-five years? Wow.

WeII, don't you have
anything to say to him?

Nothing good.

WeII, what about OIivia?

We were together
on and off for ten years.

She wanted to get married.
I didn't puII the trigger.

Somebody eIse did.

And then I met Linda,
and the rest is
aImost history.

What did she say,
OIivia, in her Ietter?

She said
she and her husband
had gotten divorced,

and that she had
a 6-year-oId son
named Marcus,

and she asked
about my parents,

and she said she missed me.

You know, garden-variety
"end of the worId"
mumbo jumbo.

I did ruin your Iife.

No, you didn't.

I had a reaIIy
Iong head start.

(CHUCKLES)

Oh, man,
I don't feeI good.

Is that the weed
kicking in?

What does it feeI Iike?

FeeIs Iike
I'm faIIing off a cIiff

with a bomb
strapped to my chest.

WeII, that couId be anything.

(PLAYING SOFTLY ON HARMONICA)

(DOOR OPENING)

(SLAMS DOOR)

Damn it, WaIIy!

There you go.
Look who's here.
Look who's here.

Hey, hey, hey.
Come here.

There you go.

WeII, sorry, foIks,

but WaIIy's been
taking the quota
pretty serious these days,

and I'm afraid that. . .

WeII, your truck
was impounded.

Is there some pIace
I can drop you foIks?

Uh, DeIaware.

(SIGHING) Yeah. . . No.

How far is it to Camden?

RADIO ANNOUNCER:
No matter where
the impact occurs,

it wiII create a firestorm
that will wipe out all life.

Thank you !

So how Iong
were you with this guy?

TotaI?

Nine months,
pIus six more.

How do you know
he's going to be here?

(CLATTERING)

He's aIways here.

(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)

There he is.

Penny.

Hey, Speck.

Oh, my goodness.

(PENNY GIGGLES)

(SIGHS) I knew
you'd come back.

No, I'm not back. I. . .

We were just
in the neighborhood.

I haven't seen
this girI in 1 2 months

and she's just
in the neighborhood.

Lance CorporaI James Speck.

Speck, this is Dodge. . .

Lieutenant CoIoneI
Dodge Petersen.

Look, we're in
a bit of a pickIe,

and I was hoping that
you couId heIp us out.

HeIping you out of a pickIe
shouId be my middIe name.

Na-hah !

Come on.
Bring your IittIe amigo.

You have to Ieave
the dog up top.

Mom just vacuumed
the bomb sheIter.

Come on,
I'II show you the digs.

FeIIas.

Hey.

That's Entertainment.

(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS)
(MEN CHATTERING)

Sports and Recreation.

And if nature caIIs. . .

Hey.

Wow.

As you can see,
we have enough rations

to Iive down here
comfortabIy for
a good six months.

These waIIs are
1 2 inches of
pure titanium.

(KNOCKS)
Yeah, I was going to say 1 1 .

Resurfacing
won't be that easy.

The worId wiII need
a strong Ieader.

Is that a sateIIite phone?

It is. You want to
caII your foIks?

What?

Yeah, I was taIking
to your dad the other day.

What time is it
across the pond, 1 600?

I don't know.

(DIALING)

(VOICE TREMBLING) Mum?

It's me.

Yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
I'm fine. We got out.

(SNIFFLES)

Uh, me and a friend.

Yeah, he is.

Hi, Dad.

I miss you Iike crazy.

TeII me everything.
How's the garden?
Is everyone there?

Is that Benny?
Yeah, yeah. Put him on.

(LAUGHING)

Oh, you twat. (LAUGHS)

No. You're mentaI.

(LAUGHING)

Oh, my God.

Oh, I hear the baby.

Is that my niece?

(SOFTLY) Yeah.

She sounds beautifuI.

What did you name her?

(STIFLES SOB)

(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)

You have a Iot of guns
and a Iot of potato chips.

Yeah, gotta be safe.

So how Iong
you known our Penny?

About a week.

(CHUCKLES)

Give or take.

So what's your pitch?

My pitch?

'Cause Iet me
teII you something
about that girI.

She may be a romantic
on the outside,

but on the inside
she's aII survivor.

And she knows her
best chance of survivaI

is sitting right here,
and I'm taIking about me.

Can we restart
civiIization
without her?

Sure.

But she deserves to be
one of the top quaIity
femaIes in contention.

There's no room
for you, dude.

That's okay.

Got a pretty good Iead
on a schooI desk.

SPECK: There she is.

Uh, we shouId go.

I thought
you were staying.

I promised I'd take him
somewhere. Can we. . .

Can we borrow one
from the fIeet?

Are you sure you don't
want a faIIout tabIet
for the road?

That's okay, thanks.

(SIGHS) The car's
a Ioan, Penny.

I want to see it
back here
with you in it.

Thank you.

For everything.

I shouId have
married you.

When?

When you wouId've said yes.

Dodgy-Dodge.

Keep her out of troubIe.

(SIGHS SOFTLY)

You okay?

They sounded good.

They sounded reaIIy good.

(ENGINE STARTS)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

My dry cIeaner.

(GASPS) MeatbaII subs
at Zuzu's. Mmm.

Mmm. . . Mmm-hmm.
Uh. . .

Ducks pond
in the summertime.

Mmm, riding the subway.

Oh, you Iost me there.
Nobody misses the subway.

No, I did some of my best
peopIe-watching on the subway.

Huh.

How about things that
we are not going to miss?

Like going to the dentist.

Oh ! Dr. Hoberman.

(LAUGHS) Oh, my God. Oh.

Dr. Hoberman.

(CHUCKLES)

(ENGINE STOPS)

(EXHALES)

That's it.
Wow.

I cannot teII you
how many hours
I spent out here

obsessing
over that window.

Which window?

Right there.

That's a good window.

(SIGHS) I don't think
anybody's home.

Oh, come on,
we have to try.

(SIGHS)
I'II be right here
if you need me.

(SIGHS)

(EXHALES)

(KNOCKING)

Nobody's home.

Try the knob.

(RATTLING TENTATIVELY)

You know what,
she's definiteIy not here.

WeII, we've driven
aII this way

and it has definiteIy
not been in vain.

You know what?
I think there's
a hide-a-key.

Okay, here we. . .

(GLASS SHATTERING)

Go.

DODGE: You are insane.

(WHISPERING) Come on.

Looks the same.
SmeIIs the same.

So what are we Iooking for?

Something with
an address, I guess.

Oh, my God !

What? What?

We have exactIy
the same waIIpaper
in our kitchen !

(SIGHS)
Don't do that, pIease.

Isn't that wiId?

Aw!

Oh ! Wow.
(SIGHING) Okay.

Oh. Oh, I Iove this house.

Wow. And I can make
something with this.

I'II go check
the bedrooms.

Yeah, we used to break
into peopIe's houses
when we were kids,

me and my brothers.

I mean, we wouIdn't
steaI anything.

We'd just eat
their ice cream
and watch cabIe.

(LAUGHING)
Then this one time, Benny,

who must've been
about, Iike, seven,

he took off
aII his cIothes

and he got onto
this oId man's
exercise bike. . .

Um, Penny?
(LAUGHING)

(GASPS)

(EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

(GRUNTS)

(CHUCKLES) Oh, wow.
How Iong was I out?

CoupIe of hours.
Think you needed it.

WeII, I've Iost a third
of my Iife to sIeep,

what's another
coupIe of hours?

Can you grab the wine?

Yeah.

DODGE: Okay,
so expIain this to me.
Mmm-hmm.

You picked the tomatoes,
you made the sauce.

You went out and
harvested the wheat.

Yes, I harvested the wheat.

That was actuaIIy good.

I don't know.
It was the best I couId do,

but just imagine
a big juicy ham
instead of the canned beets.

Mmm. Perfect.

Aw.

How couId anyone
abandon this face?

Look at that IittIe face.

Look, Iook, he's got
bits of gray in his beard.

HighIights.

(CHUCKLING)

What'd you do? Before.

I think you couId
say that I dabbIed.

How did you Iearn
to cook Iike this?

Mmm.

I watched
everything my mum did
and did the exact opposite.

(BOTH LAUGH)

My dad had
the reaI taIent,

and my mum was
sort of a cheerIeader.

You've never seen
two peopIe more in Iove.

I think that's the reason
I can never settIe

for anything
Iess than amazing.

You know?
They made it Iook so easy.

There's a reason
that opposites are
supposed to attract.

I'm the resuIt
of two romantics
getting together.

I'm totaIIy screwed.

(ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING)

Mmm. I Iove this song.

I can't beIieve I nearIy
never heard it again.

You know, this was
the first record
I ever got.

I stoIe it from
my dad's coIIection.
Pretended that he didn't know,

and then I'd hear him
whistIing it the whoIe time.

Just to torture me.
(CHUCKLES)

Is that how you
got into records?

Yeah, he started it, but. . .

I don't know, I just. . .
I Iove records.

I mean, they're not
for everyone, you know?

You reaIIy have to
take care of vinyI.

It's very deIicate,
it can get wrecked so easiIy.

You reaIIy have to Iove it.

Do you hear
how fuII it sounds?

Now, what you want to buy
is a thicker record.
They're more stabIe.

The grooves in
them are sort of
deeper and wider.

You get more detaiI.

I mean, they're
harder to carry around
'cause they're heavier,

but they're worth it.

You know,
my parents have this. . .

It's an amazing turntabIe.
It's vintage,
cherry wood Victor 45.

Oh ! Perfect tone.
AII the originaI parts.

I can't wait
to hear it again.

So, what eIse
are you going to do
when you go home?

(EXHALES)

I'm going to. . .

I'm going to Iisten
to my mum pIay piano.

I'm gonna sit
in my dad's garden.

He grows the most
ridicuIous sunfIowers.
They're Iike 1 0 feet taII.

I'm going to hang out
with my brothers.

I'm gonna pIay with
my niece and my nephews.

I'm gonna do aII the things
I missed out on for so Iong.

That sounds great.

It is.

I'm not gonna waste my time
on the wrong person.

I'm not gonna
waste my parents' time

introducing them to
some future stranger.

And no more days spent
picking out what
you're gonna wear

for nights that
don't mean anything.

No more wondering
whether you're with
the right person,

or if this is the guy
that you're meant
to have kids with.

AII those
ridicuIous questions.

It's Iiberating.
That's what it is.
(CHUCKLES)

Maybe you just haven't
met the right guy.

You're a reaIIy nice person.

You are an awfuI
judge of character.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(RECORD SKIPPING)

I'm gonna fix that.

Okay.

What do you think
Sorry wouId Iike to do?

I don't know.
Lay in the sun somewhere.

We couId Iook
for a Frisbee.

Or I couId set up
a squirreI hunt.

Do you think he's horny?

Oh, yes, I think he is
definiteIy girI-crazy.

Maybe he wants
to find his owner.

You know,
abandonment issues?

You know what?
Maybe we're
enough for him.

I don't know,
he seems comfortabIe.

What is it?

It has a return address.

Is it cIose?

Yeah, it's pretty cIose.

That's great.

So, uh. . .

We'II go
first thing tomorrow.

(WHISPERS) Okay.

Okay.

(SIGHING)

(SIGHS)

(CHUCKLING)

(MOUTHING)

(SIGHING)

Uh, shouId I, um. . .

ShouId I disappear?

No, stay here in the car.

(SNIFFLING)

(EXCLAIMS SOFTLY)

(SIGHING)

(STARTING CAR)

What happened?

What's happening?

Was she home?

Yeah, I think so.

Did you knock?
Why are we driving away?

I wrote her a Ietter.
I put it on her door.
She shouId get it soon.

You wrote her a Ietter?
WeII, what did it say?

It just. . .
It doesn't matter.

I don't understand.
Why don't you want to see her?
What's happened?

We reaIIy can't
taIk about this, Penny.

Why not?

Because I don't want it
to change anything.

Change what?

You have somewhere
you need to be.

And what about you?
What's changed?

Dodge!
(TIRES SKIDDING)

(PLAYING HESITANTLY)

You're not taking
this very seriousIy.

(CHUCKLING)
No, it's very good.

(SORRY BARKING)
(LAUGHING)

Wait. Keep practicing.

Hey!

(PLAYING TENTATIVELY)

(INAUDIBLE)

Where are we?

Come on.

MAN: Who's there?

Frank?

Hi, Frank.

Dodge.

Is it a bad time?

Why, no. No, of course not.
Come in. PIease, come in.

Thank you.

Dodger!

I can't beIieve it.
You're here,

you're reaIIy here.
Who's your friend?

(CLEARING THROAT)
This is Penny.

Penny, this is Frank.
Hi.

Hi. I'm his father.

Oh ! Oh, it's IoveIy
to meet you.

You, too!

WeIcome.
WeII, you must be
hungry or something.

ActuaIIy, I was hoping
that I couId taIk
to you for a minute.

Sure. Uh, go right
in there. Go ahead.

Is there a restroom?

Yeah, right at the top
of the stairs. Here.

There you are.
Thank you.

Top of the steps
on your Ieft.
There you go.

What's the dog's name?
Sorry.

What?
Sorry?

She your girIfriend?

I don't know.

She shouId be.

(CHUCKLING)
Did we get oId or what?

So you're here to teII me
aII the things I did wrong?

No, you know
aII the things
you did wrong.

I came here to
ask you something.

I know
I couId have handIed
things differentIy.

I don't want
to taIk about it.

You know,
your mother didn't
make it any easier. . .

Don't. Don't say
another word about her.

We were so young
when you were born. . .

And now you're not,
and neither am I.

And we had
our whoIe Iives
to figure it out.

I'm just trying
to say I'm sorry.

WeII, just say it, then.

I'm sorry.

(SNORTS SOFTLY)

Now what?

I don't know.
You were the one
with the question.

I guess I just
couIdn't beIieve

you didn't wanna see
your oId man again.

Your mother wouIdn't
take my caIIs,

she ripped up
aII my cards
and Ietters to you,

but, you know,
I figured when
you got oIder. . .

Not that it was
on you, no, no.

No, I did that.

I know I Iost aII my
priviIeges when I Ieft.

(SIGHING)

You know,
when you were a baby,

she used to hoId you
so tight sometimes,

I thought you
couIdn't breathe.

Um. . .

Maybe that was just me.

I reaIIy am sorry.

It doesn't matter anymore.

We're in the same pIace now.

WeII, I know
I wasn't there
for you back then.

It's not too Iate.

(INAUDIBLE)

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(LAUGHING)

May I propose a toast?

PIease.

To the beginning
of the worId.

It's a good one, that.

Such a good
cheap wine.

(SOFTLY)
You are the Iove of my Iife.

(GREETS IN SPANISH)

EIsa, what are you
doing here?

It is Thursday.

(SHOUTING) Are you
shitting me, EIsa? SeriousIy?

Go home.
Just be with your famiIy,
or do anything eIse.

I'm serious.
You. . . Leave. PIease.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

It's just that. . .
You don't. . . It's not. . .

I'm sorry.
I just. . . I'm not trying. . .

Never mind.

See you next week,
Mr. Dodge?

Okay.

Ah !

(BIDDING FAREWELL IN SPANISH)
Bye, EIsa.

More Windose!
(SIGHING)

(WHISPERING)
More Windose.

MatiIda wiII be
arriving one week
ahead of scheduIe.

The point of contact
is 1 6 hours, 26 minutes away,

so be sure to
mark your calendars.

Also, a friendly reminder

to set your clocks ahead
for daylight savings time.

Spring forward.
That's one hour ahead.

On a personaI note,
this is my final broadcast.

Our finaI broadcast.

On behaIf of myseIf,
producer Bruce Hammond,

and everyone here
at the network,

we bid you all
a fond fareweII.

lt has been my pleasure
to bring you the news
for the past 27 years.

Tonight, l'll be sitting
across the dinner tabIe
from my wife, Helen,

and we'll be talking
about our sons,
Henry and Paul.

And we'II be
saying our prayers
for each and every one of you.

Good night, good Iuck,
and God bIess.

(CONTINUOUS TONE)

(SIGHS)

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(SORRY WHIMPERING)

Hey, what is it?

(WHIMPERING)

How couId you Iet me go?

I don't know.
It was so stupid.

I woke up. (SNIFFLING)

I made him turn around.

I don't want to
faII asIeep, okay?

Don't Iet me faII asIeep.
Promise.

I promise.

What about
your parents?

They're romantics,
they understand.

Besides,
they've got each other.

I just want to be with you.

And I want to be with you.

I couIdn't Iive without you.
No matter how Iong.

What do we do now?

I just want to
Iay here with you.
Just want to taIk to you.

What are we
gonna taIk about?
(SNIFFLING)

Where'd you grow up?

WeII, I was born in Surrey.

I know.

My whoIe famiIy
are from there.

Mmm.

My mum was a journaIist
before she married my dad.

They never fought.
Or at Ieast we never
heard them fight.

CharIie's the oIdest,
then Benny, then me.

We had a sister,
but she died
when she was born.

I stiII think about her.

(MUFFLED EXPLOSION)

(GASPING) Oh, God !

What was her name?
What was your
sister's name?

Um. . . Patricia.

Patricia Hope Lockhart.

That's beautifuI.
That's a beautifuI name.

I wish I'd met you
a Iong time ago.

When we were kids.

It couIdn't have happened
any other way.
It had to happen now.

But it isn't enough time.

It never wouId have been.

(LOUD EXPLOSIONS)

I'm scared.
I. . .

Am madIy in Iove
with you, Penny.

You're my favorite,
favorite thing.

I thought that somehow
we'd save each other.

We did.

(WHISPERING) Penny. . .

I'm reaIIy gIad
I got to know you.

(RUMBLING INTENSIFIES)

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)