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- Hi.
- Hi. 20701126
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- What's it like to live with Mario?
- It's alright.
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He gave me his spare room, so...
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It's good to have my own space,
you know.
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- How long can you stay?
- For as long as I want.
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- What about his mum?
- She doesn't really live there.
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She just keeps the flat. So...
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She seems pretty flush.
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Okay, so I don't have a plan
or anything, for how we do this.
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Maybe you want to go first.
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If you have something
you want to say.
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No, I don't know. You go first.
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I know I'm the one who's wrecked
everything, David. I know that.
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I wish I could
just take it back, or...
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make it go away, but I can't.
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Why did you do it?
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Why did you lie?
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Because I just
couldn't take it anymore.
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Take what?
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I guess I've felt...
for a while now...
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that I don't really know what
I want or where the hell I'm going.
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That I'm just pretending
that I know what the hell I'm doing.
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But really...
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What, so you've been pretending
with me, too? Or what?
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No. I've always known
that I want to be with you, David.
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It felt so fucking safe, you know.
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- But...
- But?
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When we, or when that thing happened
with her... it was sort of like
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I just sort of lost it.
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It was as if I realised
that what we have...
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you could easily have
with someone else.
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It sounds so stupid saying it,
it's bloody obvious, but...
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I've just never thought about it
in that way before.
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It was like...
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the most precious thing I had...
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or the one thing
I really had faith in...
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wasn't certain anymore, either.
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And then I started to have
all these crazy thoughts,
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that I had to
sort of distance myself from you.
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In a way, break free or something.
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And I don't know why I was thinking
like that, I just...
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I just fucking panicked.
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That's when I started
messaging with him.
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I figured it wasn't
that big of a deal, just...
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Just messaging someone.
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But I know it was wrong.
I know that.
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Why did you lie to me?
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All the shit I had to put up with,
after we were with her.
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I don't think you get it.
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I was going around
feeling like an absolute dick.
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And you were seeing him.
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I know.
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What do you want me to do, David?
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I'll do anything.
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I'm out of here.
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- Shit...
- Hello there, flatmate!
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- Yes...
- I know!
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- The room feels so much bigger.
- Yeah.
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Right, so I moved the bed,
you can move it back if you want.
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This bloody thing
has to stay, though.
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It's supposed to fold up, but I have
no idea how to bloody do it.
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But...
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Scented candle.
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I mean... how good does that smell?
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I got this for you.
It's a little moving in gift.
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Thanks a lot.
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There.
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Oh, boy.
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Right? This is great place
to chill out.
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Yeah... damn right.
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How, how did it go with Siri?
Did you guys talk?
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- She did most of the talking.
- So what did she say?
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Just a load of crap. I don't know.
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Okay.
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Right, want to get
something to eat?
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- Like, go to the shop or something?
- Yeah.
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- Sounds good.
- Yeah?
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Fuck you, man.
You'll never catch me now.
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The quickest man without legs.
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- I'm, I'm like not even hungry.
- What, how long has it been?
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36 hours. So that's when you start
producing glucose, right,
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and your brain's flooded
with all these ketones.
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It's like, your body's natural
energy source,
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so you become productive like hell.
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And put a shitload of cream
into this
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and, no pasta for me.
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That's just turning to mush.
Can't we just leave that out?
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It'll taste great. It's just
those big pieces that are...
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I can't even stand here.
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But honestly, David,
you really ought to try fasting.
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All the main men do it.
Socrates, Plato, Marcus Aurelius.
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I totally get why.
It really clears out your head.
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I feel like a fucking laser beam.
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It's like taking a gram of coke,
only better and more natural.
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Some fucking life hack, man.
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Fucking life!
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- You know what's really fucked up?
- What?
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I knew she had been
with someone else all along.
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But she just full on denied it.
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So I started thinking, "Shit,
I'm the one with a problem here."
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That I was starting
to imagine shit that wasn't...
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I mean, she made me feel guilty.
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She just sits there, right in front
of me, and I ask her right out.
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"Have you been seeing someone else?"
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And she swears to me,
lies to my face.
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And she fucking knows
she's doing it, too.
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How the hell could she?
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And there she was today, giving me
some fucking bullshit explanation,
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saying she'll do anything for me,
how she fucking loves me.
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If you love me, why the hell did you
fuck someone else? I mean...
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- I just don't get it!
- That sucks.
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I mean, she... Fuck her!
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I just don't know what to do.
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I feel like
I'm losing my fucking mind.
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I feel like such a fucking idiot.
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So fucking stupid.
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I'm embarrassed
about how stupid I am.
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I read this good quote once
that's helped me a lot.
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"Shame is the power we give
another person to wield over us."
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Don't give Siri that power.
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Hey.
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Want to do something, maybe?
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Go out, just fill your head
with whatever, some other shit.
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I don't know.
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Yeah, let's go out.
I just need to eat first.
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Can I have two beers, please?
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Okay! Quick recharge. All right.
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We'll do best out of five. Okay?
The loser has to pay.
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Let's do it. Come on.
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Hen party.
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- Chug! Chug!
- Chug! Chug!
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Hey, everyone. Sorry to interrupt.
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I just saw you're getting married.
Congratulations.
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- Thank you!
- Amazing.
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I'd like to show my compliments
to the soon to be bride
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and buy you all shots.
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So just give me a second
and I'll be right back, ladies.
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A toast to the bride-to-be,
and eternal love.
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I'm Mario, by the way.
And we have David here.
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- Let's take a picture of you guys.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, let's take a picture.
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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- Give her a kiss.
- Liz!
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He has to earn it.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- What's up?
- Nothing.
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- You look so serious.
- What do you mean, serious?
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You look serious, you look like
something is wrong. What's up?
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There's... I don't know
if I want to talk about it.
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Come on. We're here, we're happy.
We're having fun.
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Are we? Are we having fun?
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Hey, hey! Yeah!
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You fucked someone,
she fucked someone.
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- Totally different. I didn't...
- Okay.
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Yes, she wanted us to do it,
she forced me to do it.
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Oh my G...
I'm sorry, she forced you?
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- She forced you in on a threesome?
- Yes, she did.
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Do you hear yourself?
Are you serious?
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Are you fucking serious?
What do you mean? Like...
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I didn't do shit behind her back,
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and I didn't cheat on her
and lie about it.
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Oh my God.
Fucking is fucking, okay?
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You fucked someone else,
she fucked someone else.
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- What is the problem?
- Oh my God...
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Just get over it.
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- Seriously.
- Yeah, seriously.
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Oh shit.
Yeah, this is my friend.
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- He's had way too much to drink.
- I'm sorry. I'll take him home.
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I can take him home.
Thank you very much.
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Come on, man.
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All right. Let's go.
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Here. Bar.
I'll go and grab my coat.
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- I'm bleeding fucking everywhere.
- Yeah, but we'll sort it out.
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- Time to go home.
- No... You should stay.
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No, of course I'll go with you.
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- What about that girl, then?
- Forget about her.
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No, she's really fine.
I want you to stay with her.
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She seems really sound.
Her friend was moron, but...
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All right, but listen,
I'll order you a taxi.
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- No, I'll take the tube.
- No, I'll order you a taxi.
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- I'll take the tube...
- Can you handle the tube?
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Yeah.
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- I promise.
- Right, okay.
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- Then go straight home.
- Yeah...
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- Straight home, David.
- Yes, yes.
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- Don't worry.
- And text me when you get back.
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- Kiss-kiss.
- Kiss.
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Are you all right?
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You got a plaster?
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Yes.
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Wait, wait.
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Shit.
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Hey, did you get this looked at?
I mean, by a doctor or something.
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Are you okay?
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I don't want to talk or anything.
Just lie here with you.
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