1 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,200 - Hi. - Hi. 20701126 2 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:05,120 - What's it like to live with Mario? - It's alright. 3 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,480 He gave me his spare room, so... 4 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:15,000 It's good to have my own space, you know. 5 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:18,920 - How long can you stay? - For as long as I want. 6 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,960 - What about his mum? - She doesn't really live there. 7 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,600 She just keeps the flat. So... 8 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,400 She seems pretty flush. 9 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:45,400 Okay, so I don't have a plan or anything, for how we do this. 10 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,320 Maybe you want to go first. 11 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,520 If you have something you want to say. 12 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:02,120 No, I don't know. You go first. 13 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:14,520 I know I'm the one who's wrecked everything, David. I know that. 14 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:24,320 I wish I could just take it back, or... 15 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,520 make it go away, but I can't. 16 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,480 Why did you do it? 17 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,280 Why did you lie? 18 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:51,200 Because I just couldn't take it anymore. 19 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,720 Take what? 20 00:02:55,040 --> 00:03:00,080 I guess I've felt... for a while now... 21 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:08,040 that I don't really know what I want or where the hell I'm going. 22 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:16,960 That I'm just pretending that I know what the hell I'm doing. 23 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,000 But really... 24 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:23,480 What, so you've been pretending with me, too? Or what? 25 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:28,360 No. I've always known that I want to be with you, David. 26 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,600 It felt so fucking safe, you know. 27 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:42,920 - But... - But? 28 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:49,400 When we, or when that thing happened with her... it was sort of like 29 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,720 I just sort of lost it. 30 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,120 It was as if I realised that what we have... 31 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,400 you could easily have with someone else. 32 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:07,480 It sounds so stupid saying it, it's bloody obvious, but... 33 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,080 I've just never thought about it in that way before. 34 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,760 It was like... 35 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,680 the most precious thing I had... 36 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:24,000 or the one thing I really had faith in... 37 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,400 wasn't certain anymore, either. 38 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:45,600 And then I started to have all these crazy thoughts, 39 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:49,680 that I had to sort of distance myself from you. 40 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,320 In a way, break free or something. 41 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,120 And I don't know why I was thinking like that, I just... 42 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,280 I just fucking panicked. 43 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,800 That's when I started messaging with him. 44 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,080 I figured it wasn't that big of a deal, just... 45 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,960 Just messaging someone. 46 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,880 But I know it was wrong. I know that. 47 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,560 Why did you lie to me? 48 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:28,480 All the shit I had to put up with, after we were with her. 49 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,760 I don't think you get it. 50 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:40,160 I was going around feeling like an absolute dick. 51 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,640 And you were seeing him. 52 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:47,880 I know. 53 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,880 What do you want me to do, David? 54 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:58,960 I'll do anything. 55 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:09,920 I'm out of here. 56 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:02,560 - Shit... - Hello there, flatmate! 57 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,480 - Yes... - I know! 58 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,800 - The room feels so much bigger. - Yeah. 59 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,760 Right, so I moved the bed, you can move it back if you want. 60 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,960 This bloody thing has to stay, though. 61 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:16,760 It's supposed to fold up, but I have no idea how to bloody do it. 62 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,160 But... 63 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,320 Scented candle. 64 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,800 I mean... how good does that smell? 65 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:31,960 I got this for you. It's a little moving in gift. 66 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,360 Thanks a lot. 67 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,280 There. 68 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,800 Oh, boy. 69 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:51,120 Right? This is great place to chill out. 70 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,160 Yeah... damn right. 71 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,280 How, how did it go with Siri? Did you guys talk? 72 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,840 - She did most of the talking. - So what did she say? 73 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,920 Just a load of crap. I don't know. 74 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:15,760 Okay. 75 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,920 Right, want to get something to eat? 76 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,280 - Like, go to the shop or something? - Yeah. 77 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,360 - Sounds good. - Yeah? 78 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:38,320 Fuck you, man. You'll never catch me now. 79 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,640 The quickest man without legs. 80 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:58,400 - I'm, I'm like not even hungry. - What, how long has it been? 81 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:01,440 36 hours. So that's when you start producing glucose, right, 82 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,360 and your brain's flooded with all these ketones. 83 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,680 It's like, your body's natural energy source, 84 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:09,520 so you become productive like hell. 85 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,880 And put a shitload of cream into this 86 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,360 and, no pasta for me. 87 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:17,200 That's just turning to mush. Can't we just leave that out? 88 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:21,720 It'll taste great. It's just those big pieces that are... 89 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,200 I can't even stand here. 90 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:30,240 But honestly, David, you really ought to try fasting. 91 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:35,800 All the main men do it. Socrates, Plato, Marcus Aurelius. 92 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:40,440 I totally get why. It really clears out your head. 93 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,160 I feel like a fucking laser beam. 94 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:46,280 It's like taking a gram of coke, only better and more natural. 95 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,960 Some fucking life hack, man. 96 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,080 Fucking life! 97 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:06,000 - You know what's really fucked up? - What? 98 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,800 I knew she had been with someone else all along. 99 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:19,040 But she just full on denied it. 100 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:23,320 So I started thinking, "Shit, I'm the one with a problem here." 101 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,400 That I was starting to imagine shit that wasn't... 102 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,600 I mean, she made me feel guilty. 103 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,840 She just sits there, right in front of me, and I ask her right out. 104 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:34,760 "Have you been seeing someone else?" 105 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,720 And she swears to me, lies to my face. 106 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,920 And she fucking knows she's doing it, too. 107 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,520 How the hell could she? 108 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:47,440 And there she was today, giving me some fucking bullshit explanation, 109 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:50,320 saying she'll do anything for me, how she fucking loves me. 110 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:54,040 If you love me, why the hell did you fuck someone else? I mean... 111 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:58,000 - I just don't get it! - That sucks. 112 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:02,840 I mean, she... Fuck her! 113 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,800 I just don't know what to do. 114 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:35,240 I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind. 115 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,040 I feel like such a fucking idiot. 116 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:43,800 So fucking stupid. 117 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,440 I'm embarrassed about how stupid I am. 118 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,560 I read this good quote once that's helped me a lot. 119 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:03,720 "Shame is the power we give another person to wield over us." 120 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,880 Don't give Siri that power. 121 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,360 Hey. 122 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,600 Want to do something, maybe? 123 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:28,920 Go out, just fill your head with whatever, some other shit. 124 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,600 I don't know. 125 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:37,440 Yeah, let's go out. I just need to eat first. 126 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,440 Can I have two beers, please? 127 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,440 Okay! Quick recharge. All right. 128 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:14,480 We'll do best out of five. Okay? The loser has to pay. 129 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,360 Let's do it. Come on. 130 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:49,920 Hen party. 131 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:55,200 - Chug! Chug! - Chug! Chug! 132 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,520 Hey, everyone. Sorry to interrupt. 133 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,760 I just saw you're getting married. Congratulations. 134 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,720 - Thank you! - Amazing. 135 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,520 I'd like to show my compliments to the soon to be bride 136 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,600 and buy you all shots. 137 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:14,040 So just give me a second and I'll be right back, ladies. 138 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,640 A toast to the bride-to-be, and eternal love. 139 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:42,560 I'm Mario, by the way. And we have David here. 140 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,640 - Let's take a picture of you guys. - Yeah. 141 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,520 Yeah, let's take a picture. 142 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,440 - Yes. - Yeah. 143 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,400 - Give her a kiss. - Liz! 144 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,800 He has to earn it. 145 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,280 - Hi. - Hi. 146 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:04,000 - What's up? - Nothing. 147 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:08,200 - You look so serious. - What do you mean, serious? 148 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:12,880 You look serious, you look like something is wrong. What's up? 149 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:16,640 There's... I don't know if I want to talk about it. 150 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:20,560 Come on. We're here, we're happy. We're having fun. 151 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,360 Are we? Are we having fun? 152 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:30,600 Hey, hey! Yeah! 153 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,520 You fucked someone, she fucked someone. 154 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,480 - Totally different. I didn't... - Okay. 155 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,120 Yes, she wanted us to do it, she forced me to do it. 156 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,200 Oh my G... I'm sorry, she forced you? 157 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,680 - She forced you in on a threesome? - Yes, she did. 158 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,600 Do you hear yourself? Are you serious? 159 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,400 Are you fucking serious? What do you mean? Like... 160 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,240 I didn't do shit behind her back, 161 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,480 and I didn't cheat on her and lie about it. 162 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,440 Oh my God. Fucking is fucking, okay? 163 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,920 You fucked someone else, she fucked someone else. 164 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,680 - What is the problem? - Oh my God... 165 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,080 Just get over it. 166 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,600 - Seriously. - Yeah, seriously. 167 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,360 Oh shit. Yeah, this is my friend. 168 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,560 - He's had way too much to drink. - I'm sorry. I'll take him home. 169 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,000 I can take him home. Thank you very much. 170 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,640 Come on, man. 171 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,480 All right. Let's go. 172 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,960 Here. Bar. I'll go and grab my coat. 173 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,800 - I'm bleeding fucking everywhere. - Yeah, but we'll sort it out. 174 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:17,480 - Time to go home. - No... You should stay. 175 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,600 No, of course I'll go with you. 176 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:23,240 - What about that girl, then? - Forget about her. 177 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,920 No, she's really fine. I want you to stay with her. 178 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:31,160 She seems really sound. Her friend was moron, but... 179 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,600 All right, but listen, I'll order you a taxi. 180 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,800 - No, I'll take the tube. - No, I'll order you a taxi. 181 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,800 - I'll take the tube... - Can you handle the tube? 182 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,200 Yeah. 183 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,440 - I promise. - Right, okay. 184 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,680 - Then go straight home. - Yeah... 185 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,120 - Straight home, David. - Yes, yes. 186 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,040 - Don't worry. - And text me when you get back. 187 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,160 - Kiss-kiss. - Kiss. 188 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,480 Are you all right? 189 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,600 You got a plaster? 190 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,840 Yes. 191 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,760 Wait, wait. 192 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:51,880 Shit. 193 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:03,800 Hey, did you get this looked at? I mean, by a doctor or something. 194 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,000 Are you okay? 195 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:11,240 I don't want to talk or anything. Just lie here with you. 196 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,640 Subtitles: Annika Bidner plint.com