All language subtitles for In.the.City.2026.S01E01.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH

♪♪

[sighs]

♪♪

- I was in my 20's when I first
came out to the Hamptons.

Now, I'm 43.

Back then, I didn't think
this would be

what my life would look like
all these years later.

I might actually
lose Amanda

and everything
that matters to me.

This is a glimpse into

what my future
could look like,

and it's lonely.

Is this what I want?

Like, I don't--
I don't know.

[sighs]

♪♪

♪ Take a breath
and close my eyes ♪

♪ All the lows
and all the highs ♪

- I can't imagine my life
without Kyle in it,

but no matter how badly

I want to fix
this relationship,

I'm just not sure
that I can.

Something has to change,

and I'm hoping that by me
taking some time to myself

and not going home
with him,

he'll realize, like,
how serious I am about this.

♪ With all the moments
moving on ♪

♪ I brought it in
before they're gone ♪

♪♪

- Bombshell news...

"Summer House's" Kyle
and Amanda have broken up.

Who do you think will be the
first of the two of you

to start dating?

- Me.
[cheering]

- What was
your reaction

to the West
and Amanda rumors?

- I don't think
there's any merit to it.

- What was your reaction
to the rumors

of you and Amanda?

- That's a friend.
Hope it's cleared.
- Okay, that's a friend.

This news rocked
the Bravosphere.

- These rumors are true.
- This is confirmed.

Amanda and West
are together.

[sirens wailing,
horns honking]

[knocking]

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Still got that key
of yours, huh?

- Yeah.
- Well, Miss Ryder, hi.

How are you?

How's Reese?
- They're chillin'.

- Are you eatin'?
You're looking skinny.

- I mean, what do you think?
- I'm worried about you.

- I'm worried about me, too.

[sighs]
♪♪

Can I sit on your couch?
- Yeah.

My back's been buggin' me.
I'm gonna sit over there.

- You're 43.
- No, I pulled it.

I joined a new gym.

So, this week,
we had to do deadlifts.

[sighs]

But, I know we've
been able to, like,

somewhat keep in touch
throughout all this.

- Yeah.
- And, like,

I wanna be there for you,

but I also wanna take
an opportunity to, like,

clear things up because
I look back at the summer,

and it looked like
you were done with me.

- And that's what's
so frustrating is, like,

I gave our relationship
everything I had

because I wanted the
relationship to work so badly.

And, like,
the idea of, like,

not existing
with you in my life

was so impossible for me
to wrap my head around,

and it's what
made it so hard

to, like,
call it quits,

which why
it got so ----ing messy

because I was so afraid

that once we
ended things, like,

we would just be out of
each other's lives forever,

and, like,
I couldn't handle that.

- But I'm gonna be honest.

I can pinpoint these instances
during the summer and fall

where I'm like, damn,

she wasn't
just one foot out.

She was fully out the door.

Like, that's how it looked.

- I was done, to an extent.
I was tired.

I had nothing left in me
to fight,

but I was still trying
to give it everything I had.

- Can you honestly say,
though, that, like,

right through Thanksgiving,
for that matter,

even if it was
an emotional affair with West,

I'm--
- Nothing was happening!

- But I hear things.
- I was so committed to you

throughout
the whole ----ing thing,

and all I wanted was
for it to make it work.

And for you
to even question

my, like, faithfulness
in any capacity

just, like,
really ----ing hurts.

- But-but, like--
- 'Cause that's not

the type of person
that I am.

Like I would step out on you
or cheat,

like I've been cheated on
by you.

- I had a one night stand
that--

- Kyle, you made out
with someone

when we were married.

- Says who?
- There's a video.

- Okay.
- My point is,

I would never do that
to someone else.

- I know you're not
a bad person.

I think you were reckless
and thoughtless,

if I'm being honest,
but, in all of this,

I am still trying to be
a good friend to you.

- And I appreciate that.
- And, I mean,

I worry about you.

I worry about your
mental health.

I worry about your--
- Yeah, I mean,

it's not
your responsibility,

but I appreciate that.

- Just know that, like,
everything that happens

here forward is because
I care about you.

It's not because
I'm like,

oh, maybe
we rekindle things.

It's because I care.
- I know.

And I care about you
in the same ----ing way.

We love each other

because there's a version
of each of us

that we both fell in love
with for a ----ing reason.

[exhales]

- It just makes me
so ----ing upset...

♪♪

Like, that someone else
gets, like,

the version that
I fell in love with.

[sighs]

♪♪

[horn honking]

[rewinding]

[horn honking]

♪♪

[Gemma crying]

- Oh, my God.

Hi, baby.

Hi, angel.
Hi, angel.

Since becoming a mom...

[Gemma fussing]
my life has been chaos.

[Gemma fussing]
Breakfast time.

I know, baby.

There is no question
that this is my daughter.

Are you stress eating?

[Gemma squealing]

When, like, I give
a death stare to someone,

like, Gemma gives
a death stare.

Like, I cloned myself
and then gave birth.

We gotta change you, girl.

My friends and I
are all entering

a new chapter of adulthood

and dealing with
the big questions,

but what I'm worried about

is if I'm ever gonna have
sex again.

I haven't had sex
in nine months, okay?

I used to shoot, like,
rainbows and butterflies

out of my vagina.

Can you (BLEEP) me?
[laughing]

Oh, oh.
- Rawr.

♪♪

- Oh, my God.
[laughing]

- You can call me
nurse hard palpitations.

- This is so hot.

- I probably
would have had sex

when I got the all clear
from my doctor

six weeks
after giving birth.

You're like wrestling
an alligator, girl.

But then I got
broken up with,

and so, it's been a while,
a long while.

We did it.

I love being a mom,

but I would not have
been able

to get through this last year
without my support system.

Ut-oh.

- Morning, Gemma!
Yay!

- Yay!
Miss Liz is here.

I have my nanny, Liz,
and I have my girlfriends.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Is this brunch?
I thought we were going
to, like,

some kind of fun--
I mean, this is fun but--

[kid whining]

- Yvonne and I have been
best friends

for 13 years.

The minute me and my ex
broke up,

I went to Yvonne's house,
and she was, like,

milking my tits into a bowl
while drinking tequila.

- She forgot her portable
breast pump at home,

and I'm, like, sitting there
milking her boob,

and I, like, called Nick.
I was like, "Babe,

don't come home, right now.
It's not a good time."

Me and Nick,
we went out to dinner.

The wine was flowing.

- One of the best parts
about being a parent

is that
you have to be a parent

even when you're hungover.

- Georgina is one of
my mom friends.

When I got pregnant,

Georgina was the first person
I called.

I didn't call all my
happily married friends.

I'm gonna call the girl
who had a ----ed up life.

- My life is a disaster.
[laughing]

When I was
32 weeks pregnant,

with a toddler, a dog,
and a broken ankle,

in New York City,
in the cold,

my ex left,
and I went a little crazy.

Let's be honest.
Still a little cuckoo.

[laughing]

I'm surprised
I'm not on "Snapped."

The world would end if men
had to have babies.

The world
would actually end.

- It's important for me
to show Gemma

what a strong female
role model looks like

and to pave your own way

and not rely on men
'cause clearly we can't.

♪♪

- Where were the baby needs?
- Where are the baby needs?

- I don't know.
Oh, maybe down here.

Are you grocery shopping
with us?

- She loves
the grocery store,

there's so many colors.
- Does she?

Does Gemma ever
eat this stuff?

- Oh, I haven't tried
any of these.

You think I should?
- My dogs love them.

♪♪

- Beef in a bag?
- Yeah, blended beef.

- Reese is getting a snack.

- Yeah, getting a snack.

- I don't know
about all of that.

- What are you hungry for?

Yeah, that's my cute girl.
Yeah.

I haven't seen you
in a couple weeks,

since we left the house.

- Yeah, you seemed,
like, a little off.

That weekend
was a little nuts.

- Yeah, it was kinda crazy.

I, like, didn't know
what to say.

Um, but I ended up
staying in a hotel,

like, two nights.

- What?
- Yeah.

- Dude.

- Yeah, I didn't want to
fall into the routine

of going back
to the apartment,

diving into
the same old business.

Nothing ever gets discussed.

Now that I'm back home,
obviously,

we're going to
couples counseling, right now,

but she made a comment to us
in therapy

where she was like,
"You guys hate each other."

- She said that?
- Yeah.

I want some fruit.

After therapy, we just, like,
talked in the park,

and he, like,
made a comment to me,

like, maybe I should
get my own place.

I feel stupid for wanting
someone to change

who has showed no hope

and still doesn't
understand...

what my issues are with them.
- Showed no--

I can't be around,
in our home, around you,

if it continues
how it's going.

- Your solution
is that I should move out.

- What did you say
when he was like,

"You should get
another apartment?"

- Ciara had mentioned

what if we
spent some time apart.

- Would it be a crazy idea

if you guys physically
just separated

for a month?

- Have you talked to her
about us taking

some time away
from each other?

- Yeah.

- Yeah!
- I know.

- Gemma has a lot to say
about this.

- She really does.

- You guys haven't
been partners

for a very long time.
- Yeah.

- I don't know
if you've ever been partners.

But he has strong resentment
that has built

over so many years,
and you guys are just now

tackling that
in couples therapy,

but it might be too late.

♪♪

- Coming up...

- In order for you to move
across the entire country

without a commitment,
such as a ring,

it's a very big deal.

- I'm getting
"I hate men" vibes.

♪♪

♪ I'm too upset to go go ♪

♪ I'm too upset to go go ♪

♪♪

- It's, like,
the perfect day for this.

- I'm trying to, like,
remember the first time
we came here.

I mean,
it must have been, like,

first started dating, right?

- Yeah, in the beginning.
- Call me romantic.

You know, I love love.

- Wow!
- Oh, my God!

- My love!

I'm just shocked
how cute this outfit is.

- Oh, my God, thank you!

- You know when
it's the right one.

And clearly, Lexi,
she's a princess.

She is the-the real deal,
out of a fairytale.

♪♪

- I always dreamed of, like,
having my own Prince Charming.

♪♪

Like, I could be with Andrea
every second of the day,

and I would never
get tired of him.

I think we're like
one person sometimes.

♪ When we come together ♪

Like, when we come
do this stuff,

it's a reminder of, like,
why I love this city.

- Right.

- And I always forget
how beautiful it is.

Before I met Andrea,
I always told my mom

that I wanted to get married
in Disney World, at the castle,

and it's just funny because
I ended up getting married

in a castle,
but a real one,

in Italy.
- In Italy.

- It was so magical.

We had so many of our friends
coming to see us.

We had Lindsay.
We had Kyle.

- Kyle was there by himself.
Baby Gemma was there.

- Yeah, baby Gemma was there.
- Baby Gemma was there.

We found out after, but,
you know, there was a rumor.

Danielle got the bouquet,
so you never know.

She might be next.
- She may be next.

[laughing]

♪ Giving them looks
and I'm giving 'em hell ♪

♪ he could get me
'cause I don't kiss and tell ♪

♪ waving goodbye
and I'm wishing 'em well ♪

♪ knocking 'em out
and I'm ringing the bell ♪

- You're not holding
the right grip.

Go, go.
Over your shoulder.

Over your shoulder.
Over your shoulder.

♪♪

[groans]

Home run.

- I quit.
- You look good, though.

♪♪

- I am not a tennis player.
- You're doing this.

You're leaving palms up
like that.

It needs to be down.
- It's an expensive sport.

So, to get a coach this good--

- And wrap it
around your shoulder.

Don't just stop here.
- Okay.

For free, it's pretty--
- For free?

[laughing]

- Eoin is an amazing
tennis player

and also my boyfriend.

Still love me?
[laughing]

We met nine years ago.
And then life happened.

We went our separate ways.
Had other relationships.

- We moved in different ways
and then rekindled.

- You could say you slid
back into my DMs.

- I slid back in your DMs.

- I'm, like, sweating in places
that one shouldn't sweat.

[laughing]
I'm getting into the tennis.

You have to get into
my stuff, too.

- I'll try and go to more
baseball games with you.

It'd be nice to do a lot
more things with you.

- Before we, you know,
try to have babies.

I'm turning 37 in December.

I would love to have a baby
by 38. Yeah.

- I'd love to do it with you,
and I want to do it with you.

- I definitely wanna be engaged,
as well, before.

Eoin and I have been together
for six months

and living together for one.
- We got the basil.

- Arugula in there, too.
- Hmm.

- No?
- I don't know.

- You like it
just with the basil?

- Don't go rogue, okay?
- I'm saying, "Basil," now.

It's fast, but I feel like,
you know--

- Doesn't feel fast to us.

- Once we feel like it's it,
it's like you just fly headfirst

in that direction.

And biologically,
I probably should rush.

You know, I'm so excited
about you, but with Lindsay,

you know, it sucks because,
like, she doesn't even know.

- Yeah.
[laughing]

- She doesn't even know
about you, and, like,

that's so weird.

Like, I would love to be able
to share that with her.

The last time I spoke to her
was maybe four months ago.

That's weird for us because
we go back so, so many years.

- Listen, you're crushing it
at work.

You're ----ing sexy as (BLEEP).
- You're right. You're right.

- Your AMH level came back
at 3.8.

- Oh, my God!
- Whoa!

I mean, I took glass
to the chest for her.

- You and ----ing Lindsay--
- You better ----ing--

[indistinct shouting]

I'm just like, what did I do?

I mean, I met her baby, Gemma,
like, right at the beginning,

and then I feel like
she just kind of ghosted

on our friendship.

It just sucks that
we have, like,

such big things going on
in-in, like, our worlds.

- Yeah, respective lives.

- And I hate that it's...

awkward now.
- Yeah.

♪♪

♪ Where's your money at ♪

♪ where's your money at ♪

♪ where's your money at ♪

♪ where's your money at ♪

[horn honking]

[whistling]

♪♪

- Hey.
- What up, man?

You good?
- Yeah.

- Figured it's still nice out.
We'd take the--

- Take the outside.
- Yeah.

You got the black shirt memo.

- Black shirt and pants--
got the black on black.

It's New York.
[laughing]

- Kenny and I met in
a very stereotypical

New York way.

Like, we had a lot of
different mutual friends.

If I were to guess,
it's been at least ten years.

Kenny is smart.
He's driven.

He's connected.

He is the epitome
of work hard, play hard.

- Work hard, play hard guy--
I think we-we relate.

We're both building businesses.

We both also like to go out
and have a drink

and enjoy the city.

- He's a bit of a lush,
but he's outspoken,

and he's fun,
and it's hard to, like,

tame that.
You know what I mean?

It's just part of
his personality.

So, what's going on
with Loverboy?

Last real financial update
that I got

was October of last year.

- Yeah, I've been
dragging my feet.

There's been so many
moving parts, changes.

I had to lay off
five people last week.

I put 500k of my own money in.

I literally needed to
keep the lights on.

For a lot of years,
Kenny worked on Wall Street.

Did really, really
well for himself.

- Growing up in the Midwest,
I could have never imagined

the life that I'm living now.

I was never supposed to be
the Black guy from Michigan

working at the investment bank,
but, eventually, 15 years later,

you start to believe
that you do belong.

Six years ago, um, I ended up
leaving Wall Street

to start
venture capital investing.

I invested in Loverboy
on the very first raise.

There was a point where
I'm, like,

just sell the company.
Like, punt it.

- Trust me, if I could have
sold the business two years ago,

I would have.

I took money from
friends and family.

Like, at one point,
I was gonna give everyone

a 25x return on their money,
25 times their money.

Now, I'm basically on
the financial brink of disaster.

Oh, by the way, like,
I stopped paying myself a salary

at Loverboy.

- I don't think I realized
you weren't taking

a salary anymore.

- That's one of the reasons
why I started DJing,

to pay the bills.

If I don't find a partner
either to buy Loverboy

or take on our operations,
we will go out of business

by the end of this year.

- I get it.
Your back is against the wall,

and-and you've gone all in
on this,

but, you know, talk to me.
- Yeah.

- Let's talk through the debt.

Let's talk through,
you know, the downsizing.

- No, I, look, I appreciate
your-your patience.

It's good advice.

My communication skills
across the board could improve.

Professionally and personally,
it's been kind of a rough summer

between my business
and my marriage.

It's a bit of a perfect storm.

- What's the latest
with-with Amanda?

- When we came home
from the Hamptons,

Amanda spent a couple nights
in the hotel.

Like, we, no matter what kind of
stuff we've been through,

we always go home together.
I went home solo,

and our four-year
wedding anniversary

is literally next week.

I feel like we're living
very different lives,

and we want
very different things.

- Yeah.
I love Amanda.

I think she's a great person,
but I don't think

she's ever really been
able to meet you

on an energetic level
where you're at.

Think about Friendsgiving
three years ago.

You gave me a similar update.

- Yeah, 'cause I come solo
to everything.

She never--
- You come solo.

You always show up solo.
Doesn't go unnoticed.

You have to
ask the question.

Like, if we met
right now, today,

the-the person that I am now
and the person that she is now,

would we be together?

Whitney wakes up.
The girl is happy.

- Let's go.
- She has a love for life.

She is a breath of fresh air.

She's just got
really good energy.

- I'm just getting
to know Whitney,

but she seems awesome.

- I know-- the cobblestone
streets of New York, bud.

- Whitney is my girlfriend.

We've been dating
officially for six months,

unofficially for about a year,
and she is a sweet,

sweet angel from the heavens.

- Hold on.

Oh, we're gonna poop
in the middle of the street.

That's lovely.

- This is a massive milestone.

She's moving across the country
to move in with me.

- You're a city boy, now.

I'm originally from
Minnesota, a Midwest girl.

I'm just a sucker for love.

My parents were
high school sweethearts,

and, like, I'm somebody
who is meant to be

a mom and a wife.

That's why I did
"The Bachelor."

But I think I was eight
out of thirty girls I lasted.

I just really
wanted to find love.

Let's go, buddy.

This is the first time
I've moved across the country

for somebody.

It's definitely a little scary,

but, like,
I wouldn't be doing it

if I didn't think
Kenny was my person.

- I'm honestly, like,
excited for you guys.

She seems like
an absolute doll.

- She's just always happy,
always, you know, positive,

but, like,
my biggest fear is, like,

hurting her in some kind of way
or, like, it not working out

in some kind of way.

And there's concerns, right?
- Like what?

- Like-like, you know, sometimes
you-you go in a relationship,

and you feel this spark,
and this buzz,

and this fire where
you're like this is my person.

- Right, yeah, instant boner.
- I'm gonna marry you.

Yeah, and it's hard to know,
for me, like,

is the, like, this is the one,

and I know it for sure
spark there?

- Yeah.

- And so, I'm trying to
figure that out.

It's tricky.
- Yeah.

[horn honking]

- Coming up...

- Hi.

- Are you gonna talk to her?

- No, I don't ----ing need
negative energy in my life.

♪♪

- Hi.

Let's switch it up tonight--
prosecco.

- Are you doing tequila?

Own it.
You gotta warm up!

- What's up, brother?
- Hi.

- Good to see you.

Stop spilling.
You nervous?

- The Garret is
a New York City institution.

- Lindsay is right there.

- Look at the strut.

- She's always fashionable.
- She can't see me.

- Ciao!
- Ciao! Ciao, Linds.

- It's a speakeasy,

so you have to walk through
a burger shop to get there.

How are you?

I love the Garret,
and I'm not just saying that

'cause my best friend
owns it,

and I maybe
drink for free.

- Hi, Gav.

- That spray tan looks
sexy on you, babe.

[laughing]
It does, I see you.

- I used to have,
on my phone,

access to the video,
the surveillance.

- I don't think you're
allowed to say that.

It's creepy.
[laughing]

- Okay, okay.

I did not used to have access
to the surveillance camera

to, like, see if it
was, like, a good vibe,

and then I'd pop over
and just, like, hey.

- Like, is there
hot girls there?

- Hi.
- Did you bring Gemma?

- No.
- I'm just kidding.

- So, it's my baby daddy.
I have the night off.

- Do you wanna drink?
- Yeah, water and a margarita.

- Skinny spicy?
- Yeah.

- Okay.
- How'd you know?

- I know.

- I need somebody to do
my Botox in New York.

- I'm sure you got a lot
of clientele in Tribeca.

- Tribeca is for people
who are too rich

for the Upper East Side.

- We are all past
our first year of marriage.

Cheers to that.
- Oh, yes, you guys, we did it.

- Cheers, guys.
- A little bit over a year.

- So far, so good.

In our friend group,
there are people in all sorts

of different situations,
which is amazing.

- We met Andrea and Lexi
through Lindsay.

Our lives are very similar.

Like, we got married within
a few months of each other.

We're both talking about
starting families.

- All-all four of us
are supermodels.

- Thank you so much.

Destiny, you're the man.

- Cheers.
- Cheers, cheers.

- Where is Kyle?

♪♪

[horn honking]

- All right.

I know the therapist was like,
"Let's meet tomorrow."

Probably not
the greatest sign.

- I know.

We're moving backwards,
her words.

- I'm just feeling, like,
almost, like, more confused.

- No, it was very evident

because you're just
negative the whole time.

Like, everything was
a but this, but that.

Like, we're supposed
to be doing things

that are moving us
in the right direction,

and you have a DJ event
that ends at 2,

you go out after,

and you come home at 4 o'clock
in the morning last night,

the night before therapy.

Here I am, at therapy,
trying to make it work

because I don't wanna
call it ----ing quits,

but you're not
giving me any hope!

♪♪

I'm, like, sweating.

I need to go.
I have sh-- to do.

- You're wearing
a raincoat in summer.

- It's not a raincoat!

[crying]

I just, like, I don't
know what you want.

- Amanda.
- What?

- Look, you're struggling
in your ways.

I'm struggling in mine.

Like, I just wanna be happy,
and I wanna feel like

you want to be with me.

- I'm in therapy with you.

I'm making efforts.
I'm doing things.

I'm-I'm not going backwards.
- That's--

Can we just--
- Can we what?

- Can we get goin'?

- I don't think I'm
meeting you guys out.

- Why not?
- I'm exhausted.

I don't want to put on a face
with all of our friends.

I'm going home.
- Okay.

♪♪

What the (BLEEP)?

- You know what's funny?
Growing up in Minnesota,

I always thought, like,
New York felt so intimidating.

- Yeah.
- And people are actually,

like, way more open
and nice here.

- New York is the best.
- It's exciting.

- Yeah.
- Oh, I love it here.

- I feel like it's also,
like, kind of romantic

to move to New York
with your boyfriend.

- I'm very excited about them.

Like, she's a doll.
She brings the best out in him.

Like, we've traveled a bunch.
They don't fight.

- How long have you
been dating?

- Uh, we-- our first date
was around a year ago.

- Okay.

- But then we slow played it
for a while.

- Kenny was playing around,

being a playboy, with me.
- Yes, see?

- He was.
- See?

- Hold on.
Let me very clear.

My mother was passing.

I went through
a very challenging time.

I maybe wasn't
the best version of myself.

- I'm sorry
to hear that, by the way.

- And come out of that,
and it's--

Thank you.
I appreciate that,

but, you know.
- Yes, absolutely.

- So what-what stage of grief
is-is the ----boy stage?

[laughing]
- Grief!

- That's ----ed, that's ----ed.
- The stages--

The stages of grief--
anger, pain, ----ing around.

[laughing]

- Honestly, though,
we're just kind of, like,

seeing where this goes.

Like, we love each other.
She's a ----ing doll.

- She moved across
the country before the ring.

I think, from a girl's
perspective, right,

it is a lot.

- Oh, I'll sit with you.
- This way yourself.

- Come join us.
Come join us.

- Oh.
- We're just grilling Kenny.

Or, mean-meaning
I'm-I'm grilling Kenny.

- We are.
- Oh, my gosh.

- I'm saying it's a big
commitment to move across

the country for a guy.
- If you love each other--

- This is now a panel.

- This is a panel.
- This is a panel.

- I'm getting [indistinct].
- No, you stay.

You stay. You stay. You stay.
- No, stay, stay, stay.

Stay over there.
- No, no, no, stay.

- Why?
- They're grilling me.

- On what?

- On you moving
and, like, our relationship.

- I said to Kenny that,

in order for you to move
across the entire country

without a commitment,
such as a ring,

it's a very big deal.
- Mmm.

- You can't (BLEEP) around
with this, like, at all.

- I'm getting
"I hate men" vibes.

- I'm just allergic
to, like, annoying men.

- I'm getting
"I hate men" vibes.

- I'm just allergic
to, like, annoying men.

- Is this a fight?
Oh, my god.

- You don't have to be engaged
to move in together,

like, newsflash.

- That's not what I'm saying.
- No, but if any-if any--

- Moving across the country.
- I'm saying it's
a big commitment

to move across
the country for a guy.

- If you love each other,
it feels small.

- I only know of
Kenny socially

through Gavin and Kyle.

So, I'm just trying
to get to know you.

If you feel like
I'm pressing you,

and I'm asking
very generic questions,

that sounds like
a you problem.

- In this expansive chapter
of a lot happening,

it's nice not to do
everything at once.

- We know what we're doing.
We're not rushing it, like--

- Are you feeling
attacked, right now?

- Well, there's
a panel of people.

[laughing]

♪♪

- What's up?
- Oh!

Where's the wifey?
- Not coming tonight.

- All right.

- What's up?
Is Amanda coming?

Where is she?
- No, no, no, she, um--

She is laying low.

- Wanna grab a drink?
- Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry.

- My mom tells me
I have great nailbeds.

- You do have good nailbeds.

- How are you?
I mean, I haven't seen you

since we left the house.

- It's been just
like a whirlwind

of, like, mixed emotions.

- Amanda told me that
she stayed in a hotel

for a couple of days.
- Yeah.

- How does that
make you feel?

- Despite all
the ups and downs,

we've never not left
the Hamptons together.

- Yeah.

- I get more and more
confused

the further we get into
this couples therapy.

- Therapy is very confusing

'cause you're all
of the sudden unpacking

years, and years, and years

of things that you
have not addressed.

♪ I bet you miss me
miss me ♪

♪ I bet you miss me
don't ya ♪

- Hi.

- She clearly is able to express
herself in those moments.

- I'll admit.
I struggled all summer.

- Hi.

- What's up, [indistinct]?

- Oh, my God.

- I have to pee.
I love you.

- Love you, too.

- She likes vodka
or tequila.

- Teq-- both.
- Both, okay.

- Hey, buddy, how are ya?
What's shaking?

- How are things?
- Oh, peachy.

- Yeah?

What did you get?

- Like, I think it's probably
like a tequila margarita vibe.

- Are you gonna talk to her?

- No, I'm just
gonna avoid her.

I-I can't give
any more passes.

I don't ----ing
need negative,

competitive energy
in my life.

- You want people around you
that are celebrating you

when exciting things happen.

- Yeah.

I'm certainly not gonna
create space in my life

for somebody who
just, like, sh---s on me

every chance that they get.

Every year, it's something.

Let me just pull it up.

[sighs]

- Yeah, I have it
in my phone.

Season four,
Carl and I tried to date.

You need to stop
----ing yelling at me!

- You're-you're insulting me.

- Talk to me like
a ----ing human!

Didn't work out.
He breaks up with me.

One week later,
she's giving him a hand job

in the back of an uber.

And then do I really need to
talk about the engagement?

Just flash back.

- At this very moment,

Carl is probably
down on one knee,

proposing to Lindsay.

- That's so ----ed up,
for everything that I've done

for that ----ing friendship.

You're a ----ing monster.

Jesus ----ing Christ.
- Well, you won't be invited.

[sobbing]
- Oh, my God.

- No, I know.

- And then I'm pregnant,

and she's making
all these comments.

I mean, we don't
even live together.

- You don't live together?
- No.

- And he has put
a baby inside you?

- Yeah.

- I just don't want it
to feel like you're

single momming this up.

- Stop sh---ing on me.

- It's so funny
because, like,

she has a new home.
- Right, right.

- I have a new, like,
man in life

that I feel like is
such a big deal.

- Right, right.
- And I'm, like, not sharing it

with my once best friend.
- Right,

'cause, like-- right.

- I don't even know
Danielle's guy's name.

Owen?
- Eoin? On?

- On?

On? His name is
on or off?

- Hi.

- Hi.
- You two should say hi.

- I-I wanted to say hi,

but, um, I was wondering
if maybe you might be open

to, like, a lunch
or a coffee

next week or something?
- Um...

- Whenever you're free.

- Can I think about it?

I'm a little busy
these days.

♪♪

- With a newborn, yeah.
- Yeah.

- No, I get it.

Bye, love you all.

- I don't get it,
if I can be honest.

- There's been
so many things.

Carl and I got engaged.
She had a freakout.

Before Carl and I got engaged,
she gave him a hand job

in the back of an uber
a week after we broke up.

Like, that's ----in' weird.
[laughing]

- First of all, hand jobs
just suck, in general.

I'm just saying.
- No, fine.

You-- I bet you wish
you had anything.

- Oh, I would-I would--
I would pay a lot of money

for a hand job, right now.
- Yeah, I bet you wish

you had any ----ing job.
[laughing]

- True.

♪ Ride with me all my girls
all my girls with me ♪

♪ all my girls want
to ride with me I'm a savage ♪

♪ all my girls [indistinct]
if they want it ♪

♪ they can have it ♪

- Georgina?

Hi.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- You guys look so nice.

- Well, we came to steal you.
- Yeah, we're--

Are you coming out
with us?

- Just come out
in your scrubs.

- Yeah-- No, she needs
to change.

- Do you even have
anything here?

- Have you not seen this?
- No.

- Welcome to my humble abode.

- What?

- Makeup bag,
casual clothes,

black tie, could be,
with heels,

and a little sterile package
of bras and underwear.

- It's so helpful
having mom friends.

Like, Georgina,
she just gets it.

She has a full
dermatology practice

in Tribeca.

- All right, I'm gonna have you
scrunch first, actually.

Good.

You okay?
- Yeah.

- A lot of the days, I'm like,
look how cool I am.

Tribeca, derm,
raising kids.

Look at me.
I'm doing it all.

- You change.
We'll be outside.

- I need four minutes.

And then, the other day,
my daughter, Eloise,

she looks me dead in the eye
and then ate dog food.

[laughing]

So, you know what I did?

I looked at the nutrition facts
on the dog food.

Pure protein, so I was like,
"You know what, hon?

"Go ----ing nuts."

Ready.
- Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God,
you look gorgeous.

- You look like
a princess, MILF city.

- Oh, my gosh, I'm going out
with the MILFs tonight.

Wow.
- MILF city tonight.

♪♪

♪ I'm a trendsetter
Born a go-getter ♪

♪ Any way anywhere
We can live better ♪

- Here we are.

- Wait, let me just Amanda
that we are on the roof,

in the back.

Um, I feel so bad
for Amanda and Kyle.

Like, it's not good.

They have
very separate lives.

Amanda didn't pay rent
for the last three years.

- And he didn't care?
- No.

So, then he tallied it all up
and charged her last week.

- No.
- Wait, no. No.

- No, I sh-- you not.
- Why?

- Charged her last week,
so then she had to pay him.

- He has a spreadsheet
of, like, all this money

that I owed him.

- So, now you owe him
three years backdate of rent?

- I already paid it.
No sweat off my back.

We're good.
- Yeah, last week.

Okay, now I know where
the resentment is coming from.

♪♪

- These frickin' bangs-- hi.
- Hi, gorgeous.

- Wait, but they look great.
- I, look, I'm trying.

- Oh, look at us.
We're color coordinated.

- Oh, are we?
I love that.

Hi, guys.
- I'm not gonna lie to you.

I was catching them up
a little bit. Yeah.

- We were-- we were
talking about you.

- We were talking about you.
I just said it.

- Okay, as long as--
- Not in a bad way.

- Okay, I have one request.
- Just letting her know.

- Okay. I haven't
seen you since--

- No more talking about me sh--
for the rest of the night.

- Okay.

- I wanna hear
about your problems.

I wanna hear gossip.
I need the tea.

I need the drama.

- Can we talk about
my plans with Nick?

He decided he's not ready,
in this moment, to be a dad.

- Is he nervous
or just not ready?

- Yeah, I think he's nervous.
- 'Cause he's a great dog dad.

[laughing]

- Nick and I have
a great relationship,

but when we first
got married,

we definitely hit, like,

a few bumps in the road.

I was under
the impression

that we were gonna start
trying to have a family,

but every time
I brought it up to him,

it felt like he was pushing
off the conversation.

I was so annoyed with him.
I was like, you know what?

I'm just gonna go to San Diego
and not tell him.

♪♪

I hopped on a plane.

Then, like,
a few days go by.

- Muah.
How was your day?

- And this guy hasn't even
noticed that I'm not there.

I had to show him, like,
a few true crime docs after that

'cause I was like,
if something did happen to me,

you would be
the first person

that would be
under investigation.

- Babe?

- I'm telling you men
are always the problem.

- They're always
the problem.

- And they can have babies
until they're, like, 100.

- Yeah, like, 70.

- It's not you. It's him.
- It's not you.

- Just start trying.

How long does semen
live in your body?

For, like, 72 hours?
Just start turkey basting.

[laughing]

Put it on ice
and just--

- Ha!
- Yeah.

- What else can we
fill Amanda in on?

- What happened
at The Garret?

- Okay, so, Danielle
showed up last night.

- Oh, yeah, oh, my God.

- Okay, so, this is
what I heard from Katie.

She's moving in with this man
who is still married.

- What?

- That's why that thing went up,
like, that blind item.

- What?
- What?

- She was talking about
having kids with him

in the fall.
- No!

- You're blowing
my mind, right now!

I need you to stop.
[laughing]

- She's hypocritical.
- Who does that?

Not a girls' girl.

♪♪

♪♪

- Ahh.
- Ahh, yes, thank you.

Perfect.
- Thank you. All right.

Happy Anniversary.
- Happy Anniversary.

- Four years.

Ooh, that's nice.

In spite of everything that's
been going down recently,

it is our wedding anniversary.

[cheers and applause]

And I don't care if maybe
the last time

we went on an actual date
was a year ago.

Guess what. There's no way
we're not doing something.

- You guys ready to order?
- Yes, yes.

- Yeah.
- Remind me the, um,

mozzarella stick
with caviar.

- Yes, crispy cheese
and caviar.

- The fancy mozzarella stick.
- Absolutely.

- Oysters.
- And escargot.

- All right, for sure.
- Thank you.

- Thank you so much.

- I actually feel like
we're in a decent place

heading into
this anniversary

just because we've gotten some
of the things off our chest.

I would say we're
both optimistic,

which is great
'cause that's not the case

just a couple weeks ago.

- We're celebrating the fact
that anyone that said

we'd get divorced within
three years was wrong.

We made it to four.

- I know therapy hasn't
been a walk in the park.

- Yeah.
- But I appreciate you

doing it with me.
- Yeah.

- I want to be feeling
like we're moving forward

in therapy.

- Do you feel like we're
moving forward in therapy?

'Cause I don't.

After therapy,
I felt...

lower than I've ever felt
in a really long time.

And it's-it's difficult to
go back to the apartment

and just, like,
you hop on a call.

Let's go walk the dogs.
Time to do this. Like--

- Well, it hasn't been easy.

- But, like, for me,
like, that--

I struggle with that a lot.

It's not going the way
that I really want it to.

I'm gonna move out.

♪♪

I know it's
our anniversary.

Like, I'm not bringing
this up, like I'm out.

I'm leaving.

This isn't, like, a permanent--
this is, like, a month.

This is not to end
the relationship.

This is something I think
that needs to be done

to help us.

I want to, like,
date, again.

I want to get together
and, like, spend time like this.

And it's-it's
difficult to explain.

I'm doing this
to run away.

I'm doing this
because I want this to work out.

I'm not saying this is like
we can't see each other

for a month.

This is like you
come to my place.

I go to your place.

We have movie nights
and date nights.

It's still spending
time together.

- It's-it's a lot to
swallow, but, like,

I'm-I'm trying to be, like,
openminded and understand.

- I appreciate that.

- And can you just
promise me this?

If I agree to separation or--
- It's not an agreement thing.

That's-that's a decision
I'm making.

- All right. If I give you my--
- It's not your blessing.

- If I'm here--
- I'm doing it.

- It's all you.

I don't know if
there's a playbook.

I don't know how
I'm supposed to feel or act.

So, I'm just trying to embrace
this idea and be supportive.

It feels extreme,

and I'm not sold on this
being the solution.

I've never heard of a couple
physically separating

but not separating
and using that as a tool

to get back together,

but maybe this is
what we need.

- How we doin', guys?
- Hey, you know. You know.

- Great. We're just out
for a anniversary dinner.

- Oh, congratulations.

- Yeah, four-four years married.
- These are the apps.

We're going to
a restaurant. I promise.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

It's been smooth sailing.
[laughing]

- Does that
laugh confirm it?

- No bumps in this road.
I'll tell you that.

♪♪

- This season,
on "In the City"...

- Hey!

[burps]

- Did that guy
just burp on me?

- Summer should be fun.
- Even in the fall.

- Ahh!

- I could faint over
Botox in my ass.

- In your butt?
- It's called butt-ox.

- I can't believe my stuff
is gonna be here this week.

- I don't need anybody
questioning our relationship.

- I'm sorry that you don't like
to hear the ----ing truth.

- I got you
a little somethin'.

- You know what
that's called?

Manipulation.

- You can only get
pregnant for 12 hours.

- I thought about
our conversations

around having a baby.

[coughs]

- Something that
I've wanted my entire life,

a family, that was
taken away from me.

I'm choosing partners that
continue to abandon me.

- I've never been happier
in my entire life.

Lindsay, gets
an internet sleuth

on my man.
- Jesus ----ing Christ!

- Also, still mad that you wore
a white dress at my wedding.

- It's ----ing pink,
you bitch.

- Everyone bows down to Lindsay,
and I'm sick of watching it.

- You're supposed to be
my best friend,

and you treat me like sh--.

- Stop running
your ----ing mouth.

A half truth--
- I'm gonna leave, right now,

because you're
talking to a wall!

I'm not a wall.

- You've moved
your whole life here for him.

- I will move it
right back out.

- Have you been lying
to me for years?

- You're the Bernie Madoff
of ----ing hospitality.

- Who was in our apartment
last night while I'm asleep?

Do you know how many times
you cheated on me?

- I think it's wrong!
- Lay off me, dude!

- I'm in tears watching
my friends demolish

their relationship!

- We don't have a prenup,
but if you come for me,

I'll come for you.
- That'd be a losing battle.

- Are you threatening me?