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Previously on Spider-Man.

Hey! I'm losing my grip.

I'm losing my spider powers!

Gotta hide. It'll be too easy for some villain to grab me and take my mask off.

I hope rest is all I need.

Wow! I feel fantastic!

My spider powers are back.

You slept all day and all night.

What? I'm late for Dr. Connors' class.

- Nice of you to show up, Parker. - Great.

- Peter? - Mary Jane.

Don't tell me you were worried too?

Of course I was worried about your aunt.

It's incredible. Your DNA structure is changing.

I need to run some more tests.

The mutagenic factor in your blood has undergone another transformation.

Did you say mutagenic?

You're still changing and it's accelerating.

So while I can't tell you exactly what your DNA is transforming you into,

one thing's already clear.

It won't be human.

"Mystery thief strikes eighth target."

"Spider-Man suspected."

"The police say only someone with superhuman abilities

could have pulled off these heists."

But I'm not a thief.

Why can't they ever get it straight that I'm one of the good guys?

Not even catching a Coney Island purse snatcher

can cheer me up tonight.

I'm more worried about this mysterious disease

that's changing me and my powers.

Doc Connors said I might be mutating into some sort of freak.

I can't even think about that.

Maybe I ought to come out here in the day

and bring somebody who's fun to be with, like Mary Jane.

No, that would be too much like a real date for her taste.

I wish I knew why she always seems so afraid to get close.

Ned, can you believe this heat?

What's eating you?

Two million bucks in rare pearls, sitting there like a...

like sage in a glass of lemonade.

It's too tempting, if you asked me.

Especially, come on, with all these robberies.

Relax man. Nobody's crazy enough to try for these babies.

The glass is 4 inches thick and everything in there is under water.

Pressurized at 500 fathoms.

Hit the alarm!

Huh? Don't tell me the beluga whales are having a midnight clam bake.

Whoa!

No signs of the guards.

Now who would come and do an unfriendly thing like... ah!

Hold on, kemosabe.

Man, this guy is fast.

Look at this. It's the tops of all the tanks.

This must be where they feed the fish.

Spider sense. Danger!

Uh oh. Chow time, and I am the main course.

I might not live long enough to worry about that disease after all.

Useless.

Wait a minute. The spare web cartridges.

Look! Spider-Man really is the thief.

Oh great.

Jameson will probably be selling

"Spider-Man really is the Thief" t-shirts by noon tomorrow.

Look out for his... hey!

He's gone. Who the heck was that guy?

It's up to you, Mary Jane.

- MJ? - Hey, tiger. Sorry I'm late.

By the way, I saw your photos in the Bugle this morning.

Another front page? Very impressive.

Well, who am I to disagree.

Oh, that reminds me. Here.

Your first professional gig, preserved for posterity, as requested.

You're a total doll. What do I owe you?

How about if you pay for both of us at Coney Island tomorrow?

I don't think that's such a good idea.

What up, MJ?

You've been turning me down right and left lately.

I'm sorry, Peter.

But with my career taking off I-I just don't have the time.

Hey, this isn't about your career.

This is about you not wanting to get close.

- All I'm asking... - MJ, phone for you.

And make it as-pay, or my boss will kill me.

Thanks, Liz. Back in a sec.

Mary Jane Watson, fabulous supermodel.

Still the joker, eh Red.

- Morrie? - So you do recognize my voice.

What do you want?

Meet me in the lobby of the Hotel Sevill, in 20 minutes. Alone.

No, I can't meet you. I won't.

You can and you will, Red.

It's as inevitable as the tides.

Mary Jane. Hey wait up!

Where you're going?

Look Peter, I'm sorry, but there's someplace I gotta go, okay?

I could tag along and keep you company.

I'm a big girl now. I can take care of myself.

So stop following me.

This isn't about me.

That phone call got her really jumpy.

She told Peter Parker not to follow her,

but she didn't say anything about Spider-Man.

Boo. Guess who?

It's good to finally see you again, Red.

- It's been too long. - What is this?

I always said I give you the world.

This is just the down payment.

Look Morrie, our relationship is over.

You were jealous, overbearing and made my life miserable,

so leave me alone.

At least I never ran out on you like your father did.

You shut up about him.

We were wrong for each other two years ago and we're wrong now.

- That's all I came to tell you. - Mary Jane, wait!

Hey, where'd that guy go?

Morrie?

Hey, hey, I know why you broke up with me, Mary Jane.

I have no car, no cash, no class.

I was a nobody.

How did he beat me here?

You just don't understand.

Oh, but I do. Things are different now.

I can give you everything you've ever dreamed of.

You must come with me. There something I have to show you.

I don't have to do anything. Leave me alone.

Fine. Have it your way.

I'll show you what I'm talking about right here.

Kumbaya!

Not too shabby, ah Red?

How did you do that?

As long as I'm close enough to it,

I can control all the water around me.

- What do you think? - I think you're crazier than ever.

- Hold it. - What are you doing here?

A 500-foot geyser in Washington Square

and you're wondering why I'm here?

I said hold it.

Is the big shot hero wall crawler stuck?

Let me give you a... a hand!

I'm losing my mind?

Did he just turn into a liquid?

Now, do you understand?

I've been transformed. I can do anything.

I can give you whatever you want.

I don't want anything from you.

Red, wait!

- Somebody, call the cops! - No. Call the lifeguard.

Submariner, eat your heart out.

This has nothing to do with you, Spider-Man, so butt out.

I can't. They'd take away my superhero license.

Anyway, there's a strict no surfing orders in the park, dude.

Pathetic. You don't really think you can match the power of Hydro-Man, do you?

Did you say Hydrant-Man? The dogs must love you.

It's Hydro-Man, and it's the last name you'll ever hear.

For somebody new to the super villain game,

you sure got the cliches down.

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.

Down came the rain, to wash the spider up.

Forget your water wings, dude?

I'm running out of air. Bench is waiting for me on top.

Maybe I can go the other way.

That's water under the bridge.

I bet that barely slowed him down.

I better find MJ before Don Juan in a bottle does.

- Relax, it's just me. - Will you please just put me down.

Sorry. I just didn't want to make it too easy for him to find you, Miss...

Watson, Mary Jane Watson.

- I'm... - I know who you are.

I have a TV.

I appreciate the rescue,

but I'm just a little tired of weird men,

making unscheduled appearances in my life.

Speaking of weird, who is that guy?

His name's Morrie Bench.

I'm embarrass to say, I used to date him in high school.

He seems nice enough at first,

but he turned out to be a big mistake.

- I sure can pick 'em. - And what about the...

The turning into water thing? That's new.

I don't recall him doing that at the prom.

I don't think this guy's gonna give up.

- You better take this. - What is it?

It's a way for me to be around if you need me.

Do you want me to web swing you home?

Thanks, but I'd rather just take a cab.

Man. Now I know why she's been so afraid to commit.

This lady hasn't had much luck with relationships.

Let's hope Bench's liquid form is as good a catalyst as regular old H20.

If so, this little solution might just do the trick, I hope.

Hey, Liz. Do you know where I can find...

Mary Jane? Ya.

She's hiding out at my place, pretty shaken up.

Here is the address. You should look in on her.

- Thanks Liz. - Stay cool, Parker.

Guess we're not so different, huh Dad.

When things got tough, I turned tail and ran too.

But not for long.

The difference between us is I'm not gonna run anymore.

No matter what.

Morrie!

MJ needs me as a friend, now more than ever.

Oh no. Too late.

Mary Jane? No!

My spider tracer.

Horrible. She's gone.

No. That's what he wants us to think.

She's got to be alive. But where?

Sorry about the bumpy trip, but I needed to show you this.

It's you. You're behind all the robberies.

Right. I'm not a small timer anymore.

How did you get this way?

Remember when I was expelled from school?

After that, my parents made me enlist in the navy.

And they say it was to keep me out of trouble.

You were right to dump me, Mary Jane.

Because I had nothing. I was a nobody.

Even after I was transferred to special research,

I was still a loser.

Then last month, a miracle happened.

Something deep inside the Earth changed me.

Turned me from a nothing, into a something.

Now I have power.

Now I could have everything in the world I wanted.

And I want you.

Well, guess what.

I'm not a thing. I'm a person.

Don't you get it?

I-I-I don't want to own you.

I want to love you.

I want you to remember that you love me.

Morrie, listen to me.

I don't love you.

I never loved you.

I'll flood the city.

Force everyone to run.

Keeping it for just the two of us.

Forever.

Three minutes under water.

Do I get my merit badge?

You!

Haven't you figured out yet that your web is useless against me?

Yes, so I made this new batch just for you.

What did you do to him? Is he okay?

No, he's stuck.

I mixed a powerful coagulant into my web fluid.

One that would react with the H2O in his body

- and become a hardening agent. - What?

Basically I stirred powdered gelatin into him.

Let's just say he's getting his just desserts.

How did you find us?

When I spotted this pumping station, it hit me.

I realized he could pour himself into these pipes

and get anywhere in the city.

Bank vaults, sprinklers, kitchen sinks, water ???.

Get away from her. She belongs to me.

Mary Jane!

There's nowhere to hide from me.

I am everywhere!

Mary Jane!

She got away. Which pipe?

It's like a needle in a haystack.

Think, MJ. Think!

- Mary Jane. - Morrie!

That wasn't nice.

- Hey, you don't belong here. - Get lost.

Looks like the end of the line.

That's right. Nowhere left to run.

So why don't we all just take a break.

You again?

Haven't you figured out yet that you can't beat me?

I dont have to, Slick. She already has.

Don't you get it, Bench?

She's led you away from the water that feeds you.

You're barely holding yourself together, pal.

You're almost out of, you!

Why, Mary Jane?

Why?

I loved you.

You don't kidnapped people you love, Morrie.

And you don't force yourself on people you love.

Morrie, it's over. We've got to get you some help.

- I'll destroy you with my bare hands. - Morrie, no.

Bench, don't.

He's evaporating. Does this means he's... he's...

Not necessarily.

H2O is infamous among solvents for it's self cohesiveness.

Brother. Now you sound like my friend Peter Parker.

Hey, don't insult me.

Aw shoot. I think this is rigged.

You wanna try?

So let me get this straight.

This woman faces the most powerful super villain ever

without falling to pieces

and I, Mr. Superhero am whining about getting sick.

Maybe I can learn a thing or two from her.

A winner!

Stick with me, tiger, and I'll teach you how to beat the odds.

COED ESCAPES MYSTERY THIEF SPIDER-MAN CLEARED

Sorry about the rain.

Seems like you're having nothing but water problems lately.

You know, right now, it really doesn't seem like a problem.