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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,089 --> 00:00:02,382 ELIOT: Previously on The Magicians... 2 00:00:02,465 --> 00:00:03,633 PENNY: I'm a Librarian. 3 00:00:03,717 --> 00:00:06,094 Currently on the I am from a billion-year contract. 4 00:00:06,178 --> 00:00:07,762 Sylvia, what'd you do? 5 00:00:07,846 --> 00:00:08,847 I'm sorry. 6 00:00:10,182 --> 00:00:11,766 ALICE: Just let me see it again. QUENTIN: No. 7 00:00:11,850 --> 00:00:14,227 Not till you tell me what you were doing in the Library. 8 00:00:14,311 --> 00:00:17,439 I'm stuck in the Fairy Realm. How can I see you? 9 00:00:17,522 --> 00:00:19,774 JOSH: Lets you see into other worlds, it's rad. 10 00:00:19,858 --> 00:00:23,278 You're the absolute worst rulers Fillory has ever had. 11 00:00:23,361 --> 00:00:25,113 Honey, you don't have to listen to Tick. 12 00:00:25,197 --> 00:00:26,281 You can just do your own thing. 13 00:00:26,364 --> 00:00:29,701 Turn around, head home, relax, whatevs. 14 00:00:32,412 --> 00:00:35,457 It's the excretion of a very rare magical creature. 15 00:00:35,540 --> 00:00:37,209 (SNIFFS) JULIA: This magic. 16 00:00:37,292 --> 00:00:39,294 I mean, it looks different. It feels different. 17 00:00:39,377 --> 00:00:40,670 Oh, God, they cut off her leg. 18 00:00:40,754 --> 00:00:43,298 You clean their homes. You cook their food. 19 00:00:43,381 --> 00:00:45,467 And they take your leg and grind it into powder 20 00:00:45,550 --> 00:00:47,302 to snort so they can do magic tricks. 21 00:00:47,385 --> 00:00:49,387 I wanna help you get out of here. 22 00:00:50,722 --> 00:00:52,224 The necklace. 23 00:00:52,307 --> 00:00:54,768 It kills them when they use magic. 24 00:00:57,979 --> 00:01:00,732 So you're just okay with letting Kady take the Fifth Key, huh? 25 00:01:00,815 --> 00:01:02,567 I'm not letting her do anything. 26 00:01:02,651 --> 00:01:03,902 But when I ask you about the book, you freak out. 27 00:01:03,985 --> 00:01:05,570 Hey, Kady, I... 28 00:01:05,654 --> 00:01:08,031 KADY: (ON RECORDER) Please leave a message at the tone. 29 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,282 (BEEPS) 30 00:01:09,366 --> 00:01:12,369 Hey, uh, it's Quentin. Call me back, please. 31 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:15,372 Look, she probably took it because... 32 00:01:15,455 --> 00:01:18,375 Because you trust a heroin addict more than you trust me. 33 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:20,710 At least I know what Kady wants. 34 00:01:20,794 --> 00:01:22,379 What does that mean? 35 00:01:22,462 --> 00:01:24,673 She wants to talk to Penny. 36 00:01:24,756 --> 00:01:26,549 But you, I don't... 37 00:01:26,633 --> 00:01:28,260 First, you don't wanna help us with the quest. 38 00:01:28,343 --> 00:01:32,389 Then, suddenly, you want magic so badly that you nearly kill yourself. 39 00:01:32,472 --> 00:01:34,391 That's not fair. 40 00:01:34,474 --> 00:01:36,518 None of that is fair. 41 00:01:36,601 --> 00:01:38,603 Okay, well, then what is it? 42 00:01:38,687 --> 00:01:39,938 Do you... 43 00:01:40,021 --> 00:01:43,149 Are you with us? Do you want magic back? 44 00:01:43,692 --> 00:01:45,694 Of course I want magic. 45 00:01:47,696 --> 00:01:49,406 Okay, well, then what changed? 46 00:01:49,489 --> 00:01:50,490 Why now? 47 00:01:51,157 --> 00:01:52,909 As opposed to when, huh? 48 00:01:52,993 --> 00:01:55,412 When you asked me if I wanted to go on a quest 49 00:01:55,495 --> 00:01:57,914 five minutes after my dad died? 50 00:01:57,998 --> 00:02:01,418 Would you be ready to go on a fucking adventure? 51 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:02,961 Alice, I'm just... 52 00:02:03,044 --> 00:02:05,338 You know, and are you the only one who's allowed to be 53 00:02:05,422 --> 00:02:07,424 ambivalent and depressive and... 54 00:02:07,507 --> 00:02:09,092 And scared and hate themselves? 55 00:02:09,175 --> 00:02:12,595 But I just have to be sure of everything, huh? 56 00:02:12,679 --> 00:02:14,055 Fuck you, Quentin. 57 00:02:14,222 --> 00:02:15,682 (RATTLES) 58 00:02:16,558 --> 00:02:19,436 Uh... Sorry. 59 00:02:19,519 --> 00:02:21,479 I was just trying to get through. 60 00:02:21,563 --> 00:02:22,689 Sorry. 61 00:02:24,733 --> 00:02:26,401 We can fight about this after the quest. 62 00:02:26,484 --> 00:02:28,361 Just let me see the stupid book. 63 00:02:42,625 --> 00:02:43,835 Whoa. 64 00:02:46,421 --> 00:02:47,964 There's something she's not telling me. 65 00:02:48,048 --> 00:02:51,468 You really think it was a good idea to give her the book? 66 00:02:51,551 --> 00:02:52,969 I don't know. 67 00:02:53,053 --> 00:02:54,846 She helped us with the last key. 68 00:02:54,929 --> 00:02:58,475 And we're probably gonna need her for the next one, so... 69 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:01,436 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 70 00:03:01,519 --> 00:03:04,397 The book says that the Sixth Key 71 00:03:04,481 --> 00:03:06,649 is in the Throne Room at Whitespire. 72 00:03:06,733 --> 00:03:08,401 Oh, shit. 73 00:03:08,485 --> 00:03:09,903 Wait, that's where Margo and Eliot... 74 00:03:09,986 --> 00:03:12,614 Just got overthrown violently? 75 00:03:12,697 --> 00:03:13,782 Yeah. 76 00:03:15,784 --> 00:03:17,452 (SIGHS) 77 00:03:17,535 --> 00:03:19,245 I need an aspirin. 78 00:03:29,255 --> 00:03:30,757 (EXHALES) 79 00:03:32,008 --> 00:03:33,385 Thank you. 80 00:03:33,593 --> 00:03:34,844 (CHUCKLES) 81 00:03:34,928 --> 00:03:37,389 I'll never take magic for granted again. 82 00:03:37,472 --> 00:03:38,848 Yeah. 83 00:03:38,932 --> 00:03:40,558 Me neither. 84 00:03:42,602 --> 00:03:43,853 Uh, look, 85 00:03:43,937 --> 00:03:47,524 there's something I have to finish here before I can leave. 86 00:03:47,607 --> 00:03:49,442 I can't go knowing that the fairies are... 87 00:03:49,526 --> 00:03:52,737 Jules, do what you gotta do. 88 00:03:52,821 --> 00:03:55,740 Just be careful, okay? 89 00:03:55,824 --> 00:03:56,950 You too. 90 00:03:58,118 --> 00:04:00,495 Okay, so Skye's telling the others what happened to her 91 00:04:00,578 --> 00:04:02,038 and that we wanna help them escape. 92 00:04:02,122 --> 00:04:04,707 But that can't happen until we get their necklaces off. 93 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:08,503 (LAUGHS) There's an emoji of a dagger. 94 00:04:08,586 --> 00:04:11,798 Todd was right, this truly is the universal language. 95 00:04:11,881 --> 00:04:13,091 I need you to focus. 96 00:04:13,174 --> 00:04:16,636 I can't find anything on these necklaces, and I need to know how they work. 97 00:04:16,719 --> 00:04:18,179 Can't you see I'm busy? 98 00:04:18,805 --> 00:04:20,223 Fen. 99 00:04:20,306 --> 00:04:23,643 Look, I know what the fairies did to you in Fillory was fucked up. 100 00:04:23,726 --> 00:04:25,562 And I'm sorry about that, but... 101 00:04:25,645 --> 00:04:26,980 Yeah... 102 00:04:27,063 --> 00:04:28,398 That's my response. 103 00:04:28,481 --> 00:04:30,316 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 104 00:04:32,902 --> 00:04:36,573 Is that a gif of a crab with a knife? 105 00:04:36,656 --> 00:04:37,657 It's how I feel. 106 00:04:37,740 --> 00:04:40,702 Is it "gif" or "jif"? 107 00:04:41,161 --> 00:04:43,872 Please. I need your help. 108 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:50,503 Fairies just make my skin crawl. 109 00:04:50,587 --> 00:04:52,797 Okay, and how does slavery make you feel? 110 00:04:54,340 --> 00:04:57,886 So what you're saying is that you want a fairy necklace 111 00:04:57,969 --> 00:04:59,888 to examine? Yes. 112 00:04:59,971 --> 00:05:03,600 One that isn't already attached to a fairy's neck. 113 00:05:03,683 --> 00:05:05,935 Fine, but don't expect me to pretend 114 00:05:06,019 --> 00:05:07,479 like I don't hate fairies. 115 00:05:08,605 --> 00:05:09,814 You don't have to. 116 00:05:11,024 --> 00:05:12,650 We know about your fairies. 117 00:05:13,693 --> 00:05:15,487 There's one standing right there. 118 00:05:19,866 --> 00:05:23,495 Fen's family had a problem with them, so I'm trying to help fix it. 119 00:05:23,578 --> 00:05:25,622 I hate them. Their black eyes. 120 00:05:25,705 --> 00:05:28,291 Their long fingers. Their mushrooms. 121 00:05:28,374 --> 00:05:29,667 "Mushrooms"? 122 00:05:29,751 --> 00:05:31,294 FEN: They make the air thick and musty, 123 00:05:31,377 --> 00:05:33,963 like a bear's undercarriage. 124 00:05:34,047 --> 00:05:36,925 And what was the deal that you made with these fairies? 125 00:05:37,008 --> 00:05:38,635 Oh, I didn't make a deal. 126 00:05:38,718 --> 00:05:40,303 One was made for me by... By her family. 127 00:05:40,386 --> 00:05:42,597 (CLEARS THROAT) See, they were tricked. 128 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,015 Interesting. 129 00:05:44,307 --> 00:05:46,976 And here I thought that the fairies under my protection 130 00:05:47,060 --> 00:05:48,520 were the last of their kind. 131 00:05:48,603 --> 00:05:49,938 (SCOFFS) I wish. 132 00:05:50,021 --> 00:05:51,606 They're everywhere in Fil... Fillmore. 133 00:05:51,689 --> 00:05:53,024 Fillmore. 134 00:05:53,107 --> 00:05:56,653 It's, um... It's a small farming town in the Midwest. 135 00:05:56,736 --> 00:05:57,946 And what about you, Julia? 136 00:05:58,029 --> 00:05:59,322 How is it that you can see them? 137 00:05:59,405 --> 00:06:00,657 JULIA: I made a deal with a younger fairy. 138 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:02,784 Visibility for a Snickers bar. 139 00:06:03,993 --> 00:06:05,870 And just how young was this fairy? 140 00:06:05,954 --> 00:06:08,831 I don't know, actually. Still trying to catch one. 141 00:06:08,915 --> 00:06:11,668 Which is why we wanted to ask you, 142 00:06:12,418 --> 00:06:14,921 how are the ones here, 143 00:06:15,004 --> 00:06:16,756 you know, so docile? 144 00:06:17,632 --> 00:06:22,845 Well, I assume that you've noticed that all of my fairies have this silver collar. 145 00:06:22,929 --> 00:06:24,097 You mean, their necklace? 146 00:06:25,098 --> 00:06:26,641 (LAUGHS) Necklaces, yeah. 147 00:06:26,724 --> 00:06:28,851 They are cute, aren't they? 148 00:06:28,935 --> 00:06:31,813 They're to help keep things from getting out of control. 149 00:06:32,689 --> 00:06:33,898 You'll need one. 150 00:06:33,982 --> 00:06:36,734 You can get it from my Uncle Edwin. 151 00:06:36,818 --> 00:06:39,112 But I'm gonna need something in return. 152 00:06:39,195 --> 00:06:41,072 Of course. If your rash is back... 153 00:06:41,155 --> 00:06:43,866 I'll need you to bring me a fairy. 154 00:06:46,369 --> 00:06:48,371 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 155 00:07:02,594 --> 00:07:03,928 (SIGHS) 156 00:07:14,147 --> 00:07:16,899 Penny, during orientation, 157 00:07:16,983 --> 00:07:19,402 weren't you trained on how to properly reshelve the books? 158 00:07:19,485 --> 00:07:21,195 We got a billion years, Howard. 159 00:07:21,279 --> 00:07:23,239 Just keeping shit interesting. 160 00:07:23,323 --> 00:07:24,616 So, uh, Penny. 161 00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:30,622 My book club is looking for new members. 162 00:07:30,705 --> 00:07:34,125 Interesting people. And I thought of you. 163 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:37,295 Why? 'Cause I'm brown? 164 00:07:38,254 --> 00:07:39,714 And shackled? 165 00:07:40,340 --> 00:07:42,091 You know this looks bad for the Library, right? 166 00:07:42,175 --> 00:07:44,636 Oh, no. We are not... 167 00:07:44,719 --> 00:07:47,847 We shackle people of all races and colors here. 168 00:07:47,930 --> 00:07:49,682 Not better, Howard. 169 00:07:49,766 --> 00:07:51,434 What I meant was... 170 00:07:51,517 --> 00:07:53,227 I read your book. The hell? 171 00:07:53,311 --> 00:07:56,898 I had unresolved feelings about my death and your hand in it. 172 00:07:56,981 --> 00:07:59,192 You killed yourself. 173 00:07:59,275 --> 00:08:01,152 Am I misremembering the part where you handed me 174 00:08:01,235 --> 00:08:04,072 the cursed book that directly led to that? 175 00:08:05,365 --> 00:08:08,785 So the least you can do is join my book club. 176 00:08:08,868 --> 00:08:10,787 Kathy always brings cupcakes. They're amazing. 177 00:08:10,870 --> 00:08:13,748 Fuck off, Howard. 178 00:08:13,831 --> 00:08:16,793 Participation helps ease the transition, Penny. 179 00:08:16,876 --> 00:08:18,127 Give it a think. 180 00:08:22,548 --> 00:08:24,801 Fasten it around the neck to activate it. 181 00:08:24,884 --> 00:08:28,054 Then it will instantly kill a fairy if they use magic. 182 00:08:28,137 --> 00:08:30,515 Should deter them from even trying. 183 00:08:30,682 --> 00:08:33,518 Of course, you have to actually catch a fairy first. 184 00:08:33,601 --> 00:08:35,770 Oh, I'm sure I'll figure something out. 185 00:08:36,145 --> 00:08:37,605 So, how does it work? 186 00:08:38,314 --> 00:08:40,983 I mean, what's it powered by? Considering there's... 187 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:42,777 That would be a family secret. 188 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:48,199 Okay. Uh, but... Once it's on, how will I know it's secure? 189 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,494 Has a fairy ever broken out of one? 190 00:08:51,703 --> 00:08:52,787 (CHUCKLES) Dust. 191 00:08:54,997 --> 00:08:56,249 This is Dust. 192 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:59,335 I've had him since I was 16. 193 00:08:59,419 --> 00:09:01,796 But he's been in the family much longer. 194 00:09:01,879 --> 00:09:02,880 How long? 195 00:09:03,631 --> 00:09:05,425 Over 400 years, sir. 196 00:09:05,508 --> 00:09:09,554 He may not look it, but he's our oldest Fairy. 197 00:09:09,637 --> 00:09:13,057 Tell Irene her guest has a collar. 198 00:09:13,433 --> 00:09:14,684 Yes, sir. 199 00:09:17,979 --> 00:09:20,189 There's really only one way to take them off. 200 00:09:20,273 --> 00:09:21,774 I have a machine that does it. 201 00:09:21,858 --> 00:09:24,277 So don't worry, they're secure. 202 00:09:26,279 --> 00:09:27,405 Great. 203 00:09:29,115 --> 00:09:31,534 Thank you so much for all your help. 204 00:09:37,957 --> 00:09:39,292 Today is not my day. 205 00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:40,960 I get that you're mad, okay? But just hear me out. 206 00:09:41,085 --> 00:09:43,087 Okay? You turned me in, Sylvia. 207 00:09:44,005 --> 00:09:45,757 Look, when magic went out, 208 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,383 shit got really bad up there for my family, okay? 209 00:09:47,467 --> 00:09:52,138 My... My brothers, my... My uncles, my dad, they all got whacked. 210 00:09:52,221 --> 00:09:53,347 And went where? 211 00:09:53,598 --> 00:09:55,975 To the Underworld? Where you are? 212 00:09:56,976 --> 00:09:59,228 All my people are up there, Sylvia. 213 00:09:59,312 --> 00:10:01,439 I can't travel, I can't astral project, 214 00:10:01,522 --> 00:10:03,608 I can't do shit 'cause of you. 215 00:10:03,691 --> 00:10:06,611 My family isn't in the Underworld, Penny. 216 00:10:07,862 --> 00:10:09,238 They moved on. 217 00:10:10,323 --> 00:10:11,532 To where? 218 00:10:12,408 --> 00:10:13,451 (SIGHS) 219 00:10:13,534 --> 00:10:15,244 I mean, I'm not sure. 220 00:10:15,328 --> 00:10:17,246 The Underworld is just a way station, really. 221 00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:22,335 You hang around for a bit, and then the bureaucracies that be move you on. 222 00:10:22,418 --> 00:10:25,087 But I don't know what or where that is. 223 00:10:26,339 --> 00:10:28,382 So your family just left you? 224 00:10:28,466 --> 00:10:31,135 Yeah, Dad's always sucked at waiting, 225 00:10:31,219 --> 00:10:33,805 so he pulled some strings and cut the line. 226 00:10:33,888 --> 00:10:36,432 But these contracts that we sign with the Library 227 00:10:36,516 --> 00:10:39,811 are fucking ironclad, so I can't go anywhere 228 00:10:39,894 --> 00:10:41,938 until I finish my billion years. 229 00:10:42,021 --> 00:10:44,440 When the Library put a bounty on you, 230 00:10:44,524 --> 00:10:48,236 it brought me a million years closer to my family, Penny. 231 00:10:48,319 --> 00:10:49,821 And I'm sorry. 232 00:10:49,904 --> 00:10:51,322 I know that that doesn't fix anything... 233 00:10:51,405 --> 00:10:52,615 Yeah, you're right. 234 00:10:53,533 --> 00:10:54,951 It fixes shit. 235 00:11:00,164 --> 00:11:02,291 I spoke to a few of the others. 236 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:03,793 They don't believe me. 237 00:11:04,919 --> 00:11:10,383 If I hadn't done the magic, if I hadn't felt what happened, 238 00:11:11,092 --> 00:11:13,052 I don't think I would believe me either. 239 00:11:13,135 --> 00:11:14,637 Okay, Skye. 240 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,180 You've got to keep trying. 241 00:11:16,264 --> 00:11:19,350 How? What should I say? 242 00:11:19,433 --> 00:11:23,855 Look, I don't know, but I found a way to take off the collars. 243 00:11:23,938 --> 00:11:25,523 Edwin's got a machine in the lab. 244 00:11:25,606 --> 00:11:29,068 It won't matter. They're scared. 245 00:11:29,151 --> 00:11:32,321 The thought of escape is like a death wish. 246 00:11:32,405 --> 00:11:35,575 But... There is one more thing. 247 00:11:36,284 --> 00:11:39,328 Several of Ms. Irene's family have arrived. 248 00:11:39,662 --> 00:11:41,414 Many of them brought their fairies. 249 00:11:41,497 --> 00:11:42,582 To Brakebills? 250 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,042 Why? 251 00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:46,210 I don't know. 252 00:11:46,294 --> 00:11:47,378 IRENE: Skye. 253 00:11:47,461 --> 00:11:48,671 I'm sorry. 254 00:11:48,754 --> 00:11:49,881 JULIA: It's okay. 255 00:11:51,757 --> 00:11:53,175 (SIGHS) 256 00:11:54,093 --> 00:11:56,888 If Skye can't convince them to run, what are we gonna do? 257 00:11:56,971 --> 00:11:59,724 We introduce them to someone scarier. 258 00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:05,938 JOSH: I'm on a flying boat! 259 00:12:06,022 --> 00:12:10,192 Okay, so the Sixth Key is in the Throne Room? 260 00:12:10,276 --> 00:12:14,030 Where Tick's waiting with a serrated spoon to just saw off our heads? 261 00:12:14,113 --> 00:12:15,489 Tick isn't at Whitespire, though. 262 00:12:15,573 --> 00:12:17,283 He's up north, near Loria. 263 00:12:17,366 --> 00:12:19,952 QUENTIN: The Throne Room is empty, but we need to move fast. 264 00:12:20,036 --> 00:12:21,579 So the book says that the Sixth Key 265 00:12:21,662 --> 00:12:24,206 will only reveal itself in the light of two half moons, 266 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:25,917 which is a thing that happens in Fillory. 267 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,545 Like two black and white cookies split apart 268 00:12:29,629 --> 00:12:33,507 to form one giant white cookie. 269 00:12:33,591 --> 00:12:35,468 A cookie moon. 270 00:12:35,593 --> 00:12:36,594 Mmm-hmm. 271 00:12:38,304 --> 00:12:43,309 Anyway, so it... It's gonna be super bright, um, and it happens tonight, so... 272 00:12:43,392 --> 00:12:45,603 Wait, why is Tick up near Loria? 273 00:12:45,686 --> 00:12:47,229 JOSH: Fillory's at war. What? 274 00:12:47,313 --> 00:12:48,439 The fuck? 275 00:12:48,522 --> 00:12:52,026 I know, we are literally questing through a war-torn country. 276 00:12:52,109 --> 00:12:53,361 So epic. 277 00:12:53,444 --> 00:12:55,404 And who exactly are we at war with? 278 00:12:55,488 --> 00:12:57,365 The Lorians and the Floaters. 279 00:12:57,448 --> 00:12:59,283 Yeah, we heard about it when we were passing through town. 280 00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:02,578 That cock's high king for three seconds and it all goes to shit. 281 00:13:02,662 --> 00:13:04,246 I need to send a bunny to Idri. 282 00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:06,248 Yeah, I'll send one to that Stone bitch. 283 00:13:06,332 --> 00:13:08,084 Wait, what about the Key? 284 00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:09,543 Q, you just told us 285 00:13:09,627 --> 00:13:12,546 Fillory is getting spit-roasted by invading forces. 286 00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:14,006 Without us. 287 00:13:14,090 --> 00:13:18,636 Okay, can I say something obvious, yet potentially controversial? 288 00:13:18,719 --> 00:13:21,222 We are no longer the Kings and Queens of Fillory. 289 00:13:21,305 --> 00:13:22,431 Says who? 290 00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:24,558 Fillory, when they overthrew you. 291 00:13:24,892 --> 00:13:27,561 Mmm. Well, they were misguided, 292 00:13:27,645 --> 00:13:29,605 and scared, and they needed scapegoats. 293 00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:32,608 At some point, you either have to choose to follow through 294 00:13:32,692 --> 00:13:37,488 on something, or just, well, die. 295 00:13:37,571 --> 00:13:40,992 Look, we chose this. 296 00:13:41,075 --> 00:13:45,204 You captain the Key Quest, Cold water, and we'll stop war. 297 00:13:45,287 --> 00:13:49,208 Ooh, ooh, could you drop us off at Whitespire after it gets dark? 298 00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:50,668 They have that balcony. 299 00:13:50,751 --> 00:13:53,462 We could just rappel down into the Throne Room. 300 00:13:53,546 --> 00:13:55,423 It would be dope. 301 00:13:55,506 --> 00:14:00,469 Get ready to tuck and roll, bitches, 'cause this boat don't do complete stops. 302 00:14:06,726 --> 00:14:09,020 FAIRY QUEEN: Yes, once fairies lived on Earth. 303 00:14:09,103 --> 00:14:11,480 But not in hundreds of years. 304 00:14:11,564 --> 00:14:15,151 Not since we fled to Fillory because human Magicians 305 00:14:15,234 --> 00:14:18,154 nearly hunted us into extinction. 306 00:14:18,237 --> 00:14:19,405 I had no idea. 307 00:14:19,488 --> 00:14:20,740 Of course not. 308 00:14:21,407 --> 00:14:24,535 Short memory is a privilege of the oppressor. 309 00:14:26,162 --> 00:14:27,329 I'm sorry. 310 00:14:27,413 --> 00:14:32,585 So you'll understand my disbelief then when a human tries to lure me to Earth 311 00:14:32,668 --> 00:14:36,338 with tales of a lost tribe that can't exist. 312 00:14:36,422 --> 00:14:37,840 But they're not... I've heard enough. 313 00:14:37,923 --> 00:14:39,008 Wait. 314 00:14:40,885 --> 00:14:42,178 You're not listening. 315 00:14:42,261 --> 00:14:44,430 I'd rather remove your tongue. 316 00:14:44,513 --> 00:14:46,015 Maybe your teeth. 317 00:14:46,599 --> 00:14:47,600 You choose. 318 00:14:47,683 --> 00:14:49,060 Go ahead. 319 00:14:49,143 --> 00:14:52,354 You have already taken so much from me. 320 00:14:52,438 --> 00:14:54,065 What's a few teeth? 321 00:14:56,942 --> 00:14:59,612 You've got two sentences. 322 00:14:59,695 --> 00:15:01,363 Choose wisely. 323 00:15:02,656 --> 00:15:05,701 I hate fairies. 324 00:15:05,785 --> 00:15:10,372 So why would I come here, to a place where you stole my toes 325 00:15:10,456 --> 00:15:14,251 and I lost my child, if it wasn't true? 326 00:15:15,252 --> 00:15:17,379 Then why would you do this for me? 327 00:15:17,463 --> 00:15:19,548 It's not for you. 328 00:15:19,632 --> 00:15:21,509 It's for them. They're still fairies. 329 00:15:21,592 --> 00:15:23,094 But they're nothing like you. 330 00:15:23,177 --> 00:15:25,513 They're more like traumatized children. 331 00:15:25,596 --> 00:15:28,349 And as a mother, despite what you did to me, 332 00:15:28,432 --> 00:15:30,434 they deserve a chance to live. 333 00:15:31,018 --> 00:15:32,937 So get off your... 334 00:15:33,312 --> 00:15:38,275 Whatever it is fairies have for rear butts, and do something. 335 00:15:38,359 --> 00:15:40,528 They need their queen. 336 00:15:59,296 --> 00:16:01,924 (SOBBING) 337 00:16:02,258 --> 00:16:06,470 What part of the Library is "Secrets Taken to the Grave"? 338 00:16:07,304 --> 00:16:09,515 Oh, so now you're talking to me? 339 00:16:09,598 --> 00:16:11,642 I'm... I'm kidding. Chill. 340 00:16:11,851 --> 00:16:16,564 Uh, it's some weird research division 341 00:16:16,647 --> 00:16:18,816 that the Library made in partnership with the people 342 00:16:18,899 --> 00:16:21,277 who run the Underworld. 343 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,654 Librarians like us aren't even allowed to go in there. 344 00:16:25,948 --> 00:16:27,491 (CONTINUES SOBBING) 345 00:16:27,575 --> 00:16:29,577 What the hell do they do to these people? 346 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:32,705 Oh, it's like primal therapy for people who are about to move on. 347 00:16:32,788 --> 00:16:35,791 You go and unload your bullshit and it lightens your conscience. 348 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,501 I'm sure my dad's was a nightmare. 349 00:16:37,585 --> 00:16:40,337 This is all part of that "Underworld is a way station" shit? 350 00:16:40,421 --> 00:16:42,173 Yeah, they, like, jot down everything of note, 351 00:16:42,256 --> 00:16:44,383 and then at the end you get a metrocard out of here. 352 00:16:44,466 --> 00:16:47,303 You're telling me there's a subway out of the Underworld? 353 00:16:47,386 --> 00:16:50,639 Well, it's more like this giant, long, 354 00:16:50,723 --> 00:16:53,475 pig-type creature that you, like, climb into, 355 00:16:53,559 --> 00:16:55,477 and then it takes you wherever you need to go next. 356 00:16:55,561 --> 00:16:57,313 Why the hell are we still here? 357 00:16:57,396 --> 00:16:58,856 Why haven't we hijacked that long pig? 358 00:16:58,939 --> 00:17:00,858 Because it only shows up when someone has a metro card 359 00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:02,526 and is ready to move on. 360 00:17:02,693 --> 00:17:04,278 (WOMAN CRYING) 361 00:17:04,361 --> 00:17:07,323 Our contracts will never let us move on. 362 00:17:07,406 --> 00:17:10,284 Nobody's ever gonna give us metrocards, Penny. 363 00:17:12,411 --> 00:17:13,871 Not like them. 364 00:17:19,668 --> 00:17:21,462 Okay, so in this chapter 365 00:17:21,545 --> 00:17:24,465 the daughter, she finally becomes the knight 366 00:17:24,548 --> 00:17:27,468 that she set out to be, and right after she's knighted, 367 00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:31,597 her shield catches a moonbeam and it reflects it back. Uh... 368 00:17:31,722 --> 00:17:32,890 (THUDS) 369 00:17:32,973 --> 00:17:34,683 What're you doing? Guys, guys. 370 00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:38,395 Reminder, there are still guards patrolling around, so... 371 00:17:38,479 --> 00:17:42,358 The book says the moonlight has to hit three keystones to reveal the key. 372 00:17:42,441 --> 00:17:45,694 There's three doors, three keystones, and none of them are near a window. 373 00:17:45,778 --> 00:17:47,655 Okay, so we set up some mirrors, 374 00:17:47,738 --> 00:17:50,449 and bounce around some moonlight, and then we're back on track, 375 00:17:50,532 --> 00:17:51,617 Enjoying the Quest? 376 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,910 Yeah, if that's what the book says. 377 00:17:52,993 --> 00:17:54,370 You know it does. 378 00:17:54,453 --> 00:17:55,913 Hey. (CHUCKLES) 379 00:17:55,996 --> 00:17:58,374 Look, it's a perfect metaphor for your relationship. 380 00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:00,334 (JOSH LAUGHING) 381 00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:04,463 Not ready to laugh... Yet. That's fine. 382 00:18:04,546 --> 00:18:07,132 FAIRY QUEEN: You want me to put on a slave collar? 383 00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:10,386 It's the only way we can get you in direct contact with Irene's fairies. 384 00:18:10,469 --> 00:18:12,721 Or I could just cut off all the McAllistairs' heads. 385 00:18:12,805 --> 00:18:15,891 For all we know, the McAllistairs can trigger the collars remotely. 386 00:18:15,975 --> 00:18:17,476 And just like that... 387 00:18:17,559 --> 00:18:19,687 Every collared fairy will be dead. 388 00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:22,273 We need to be stealth. Smart. 389 00:18:22,356 --> 00:18:23,732 Tell me, 390 00:18:23,816 --> 00:18:27,403 what's smart about rendering myself defenseless 391 00:18:27,486 --> 00:18:31,532 and then entrusting my life to a powerless Magician? 392 00:18:50,968 --> 00:18:52,761 You're god-touched. 393 00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:55,764 That's one way to put it. 394 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,434 But it also means I can protect you. 395 00:18:58,517 --> 00:19:00,019 It doesn't mean that I trust you. 396 00:19:00,686 --> 00:19:02,646 I get it. For good reason. 397 00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:04,898 Why would you trust any human on Earth? 398 00:19:04,982 --> 00:19:07,818 But Fen and I are risking our lives. 399 00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:09,486 So we need you to trust us. 400 00:19:09,570 --> 00:19:10,654 Or don't. 401 00:19:11,655 --> 00:19:13,532 And we can just do this on our own. 402 00:19:13,615 --> 00:19:14,825 Without you. 403 00:19:15,409 --> 00:19:16,493 She's right. 404 00:19:17,453 --> 00:19:19,997 I'm not sure how, but we will find a way. 405 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,750 What is it that you want from us? 406 00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:24,668 Not sure I understand. 407 00:19:24,752 --> 00:19:27,963 She's healing a mother's wound, but you... 408 00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:30,382 Why go so far, Julia? 409 00:19:32,593 --> 00:19:35,971 Let's just say being god-touched is a mixed bag. 410 00:19:36,055 --> 00:19:38,640 But I choose to do something with that. 411 00:19:38,724 --> 00:19:40,601 It means something. 412 00:19:40,684 --> 00:19:44,855 Helping those fairies, saving them, with you. 413 00:19:49,985 --> 00:19:51,403 And this collar. 414 00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:54,490 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 415 00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:58,494 This had better work. 416 00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:06,835 She really is stunning. 417 00:20:06,919 --> 00:20:08,712 How many more of them are there? 418 00:20:08,796 --> 00:20:10,172 JULIA: Hard to say, really. 419 00:20:10,255 --> 00:20:11,799 They're not all that friendly. 420 00:20:12,508 --> 00:20:14,843 IRENE: And where did you say your friend is from again? 421 00:20:14,927 --> 00:20:15,928 The Midwest. 422 00:20:16,011 --> 00:20:17,805 IRENE: No, I mean what town is she... 423 00:20:17,888 --> 00:20:19,473 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 424 00:20:22,851 --> 00:20:24,061 Excuse me. 425 00:20:29,608 --> 00:20:33,529 Fairly well-behaved, actually, considering she's feral. 426 00:20:33,946 --> 00:20:35,406 Guess I got lucky, huh? 427 00:20:35,531 --> 00:20:40,244 Uh, that's a much faster turnaround than we agreed on. (SNAPS FINGERS) 428 00:20:41,745 --> 00:20:43,038 You know what, it'll be a push, 429 00:20:43,122 --> 00:20:45,749 but I think I can get it to you all by then. 430 00:20:45,833 --> 00:20:47,668 The others will take some convincing... 431 00:20:47,751 --> 00:20:49,044 Looks like we're working through dinner. 432 00:20:49,128 --> 00:20:50,754 You know what to do with her. 433 00:20:51,839 --> 00:20:54,967 IRENE: Especially if time is against us. 434 00:20:55,801 --> 00:20:58,887 My apologies, I'm having family over for dinner. 435 00:20:58,971 --> 00:21:00,681 But we'll talk later? 436 00:21:00,764 --> 00:21:02,558 About the other fairies? 437 00:21:02,641 --> 00:21:03,976 Of course. 438 00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:07,646 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 439 00:21:09,731 --> 00:21:11,150 Shit. 440 00:21:57,696 --> 00:21:58,822 It's true. 441 00:21:59,781 --> 00:22:02,701 What Julia said. You're real. 442 00:22:05,204 --> 00:22:06,580 You're a queen. 443 00:22:07,581 --> 00:22:08,916 She's a queen. 444 00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:11,126 Of the free fairies. 445 00:22:16,715 --> 00:22:18,800 Never bow your head. 446 00:22:18,884 --> 00:22:20,093 For anyone. 447 00:22:28,769 --> 00:22:35,150 Collar breaker, collar breaker, where are you? 448 00:22:37,569 --> 00:22:39,571 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 449 00:22:39,821 --> 00:22:41,281 (GASPS) 450 00:22:47,246 --> 00:22:50,582 EDWIN: Ready the chair. I need to check the equipment. 451 00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:51,792 DUST: Yes, sir. 452 00:23:03,845 --> 00:23:06,515 (SPEAKING HEBREW) 453 00:23:10,769 --> 00:23:12,145 VINCENT: They're saying they want everything. 454 00:23:12,229 --> 00:23:13,689 Our entire supply. 455 00:23:13,772 --> 00:23:17,693 Look, I know that it sounds risky, but there is a limited time to this offer. 456 00:23:17,776 --> 00:23:19,778 If we don't... WENDELL: Risky? No. 457 00:23:19,861 --> 00:23:21,989 Reckless. Leave us. 458 00:23:23,156 --> 00:23:26,952 FAIRY QUEEN: Though we've been separated by time and great distance, 459 00:23:27,035 --> 00:23:29,121 we are the same. 460 00:23:29,204 --> 00:23:32,916 We are spun from divine inspiration. 461 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,626 Blessed. 462 00:23:34,710 --> 00:23:38,589 We are the living embodiment of magic. 463 00:23:38,672 --> 00:23:41,258 I may have secured a new source. 464 00:23:41,341 --> 00:23:43,093 WENDELL: Of fairies? How? 465 00:23:43,176 --> 00:23:45,053 Ask Edwin. He's seen her. 466 00:23:45,137 --> 00:23:48,473 So I've come to restore your strength. 467 00:23:49,349 --> 00:23:54,855 To help you understand the glory of who you are. 468 00:23:54,938 --> 00:23:58,233 Your suffering is my suffering. 469 00:23:58,317 --> 00:24:02,696 Your injustice, mine. 470 00:24:02,779 --> 00:24:04,823 Where is Edwin? Edwin? 471 00:24:04,906 --> 00:24:06,533 Edwin is working. 472 00:24:13,332 --> 00:24:16,126 FAIRY QUEEN: And when we are finally free, 473 00:24:16,209 --> 00:24:20,672 we are gonna hunt down every last living slaver, 474 00:24:20,756 --> 00:24:24,259 gouge out their eyes, cut out their tongues, 475 00:24:24,343 --> 00:24:28,055 and hang them by their own entrails. 476 00:24:37,939 --> 00:24:40,734 You may feel a pinch, but if you relax, 477 00:24:40,817 --> 00:24:42,152 it'll be brief. 478 00:24:46,114 --> 00:24:47,115 (GASPS) 479 00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:59,002 You want us to pull back our advancements on Fillory? 480 00:24:59,086 --> 00:25:00,212 This is ridiculous. 481 00:25:00,337 --> 00:25:03,131 All we're really asking is that you pause the invasion. 482 00:25:03,215 --> 00:25:05,717 You both know that the only reason Eliot and I 483 00:25:05,801 --> 00:25:08,762 are in this mess is because of fairy meddling bullshit. 484 00:25:08,845 --> 00:25:10,972 And as soon as we clear this up with the people of Fillory... 485 00:25:11,056 --> 00:25:13,809 Deposed rulers don't get their thrones back. 486 00:25:13,892 --> 00:25:15,185 They exile themselves. 487 00:25:15,268 --> 00:25:16,895 Or die at the hands of the mob. 488 00:25:16,978 --> 00:25:18,980 Is this how you talk to all your allies? 489 00:25:19,064 --> 00:25:20,232 STONE QUEEN: "Allies"? 490 00:25:20,816 --> 00:25:22,984 My dear, I have yet to see any proof that your marriage 491 00:25:23,068 --> 00:25:24,778 to my son was ever even consummated. 492 00:25:24,861 --> 00:25:27,739 I made his little life flash before his eyes. 493 00:25:27,823 --> 00:25:30,075 Are you sure that wasn't from the toad bite? 494 00:25:31,868 --> 00:25:33,078 You saw it? 495 00:25:33,161 --> 00:25:34,996 Of course I did. I'm his mother. 496 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:39,000 Wow, that's a lot to process. 497 00:25:39,084 --> 00:25:43,171 In any case, I have no faith in either of you reclaiming your thrones. 498 00:25:43,255 --> 00:25:45,382 We will continue our advancement on Fillory. 499 00:25:45,465 --> 00:25:47,384 I'm afraid Loria declines as well. 500 00:25:47,467 --> 00:25:50,345 With magic gone, Loria has the advantage over Fillory. 501 00:25:50,429 --> 00:25:54,057 It makes no sense to withdraw when I know we'll succeed. 502 00:25:54,141 --> 00:25:56,351 I have to do what's best for my people. 503 00:25:58,061 --> 00:25:59,354 And what about our engagement? 504 00:25:59,438 --> 00:26:01,982 You're no longer king, Eliot. 505 00:26:02,065 --> 00:26:03,442 So it's no longer valid. 506 00:26:04,109 --> 00:26:09,281 King Idri, are you saying you have yet to take a husband? 507 00:26:09,364 --> 00:26:12,159 My son's marble has yet to be polished. 508 00:26:12,242 --> 00:26:14,411 You mossy, pimping bitch. 509 00:26:14,494 --> 00:26:16,872 Will you excuse us for two seconds? 510 00:26:17,831 --> 00:26:21,084 As much as I would love to roll your smother-in-law 511 00:26:21,168 --> 00:26:24,421 off our boat, it won't prevent either one of them from invading Fillory. 512 00:26:24,504 --> 00:26:26,548 MARGO: We need to split those two up before your man's arranged 513 00:26:26,631 --> 00:26:29,259 to marry my child bride. 514 00:26:29,342 --> 00:26:31,470 And our best plan is... 515 00:26:34,222 --> 00:26:37,184 We offer them magic. 516 00:26:43,648 --> 00:26:44,775 What the... 517 00:26:47,903 --> 00:26:49,196 Fen! 518 00:26:49,279 --> 00:26:50,989 I just watched him help kill a fairy. 519 00:26:51,072 --> 00:26:53,825 And there isn't a machine that removes their collars, 520 00:26:53,909 --> 00:26:55,911 just a machine that removes their heads. 521 00:26:55,994 --> 00:26:57,162 What? 522 00:26:58,038 --> 00:27:00,123 All right, we just need to figure something out. 523 00:27:00,207 --> 00:27:01,541 There's nothing. 524 00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:04,085 Fairy deals cannot be broken. 525 00:27:04,169 --> 00:27:10,175 Wait, the magic that controls the collars, they're fairy deals? 526 00:27:12,344 --> 00:27:15,305 Edwin said you're the oldest of the fairies. 527 00:27:15,388 --> 00:27:17,933 Does that mean that you were the one who made the deal? 528 00:27:18,016 --> 00:27:19,100 Yes. 529 00:27:19,684 --> 00:27:23,855 How could you do that to your own people? 530 00:27:25,190 --> 00:27:27,901 Hundreds of years ago, Magicians had hunted us 531 00:27:27,984 --> 00:27:29,945 out of existence nearly. 532 00:27:30,028 --> 00:27:32,447 Then my Queen found passage to a new world. 533 00:27:32,531 --> 00:27:36,326 Several of us volunteered to bind ourselves to the collars 534 00:27:36,409 --> 00:27:38,036 and the McAllistairs. 535 00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:41,498 A deal that would keep them from following. 536 00:27:41,581 --> 00:27:44,918 We thought we'd sacrifice the few for the many. 537 00:27:45,001 --> 00:27:47,462 But as my generation died, 538 00:27:47,546 --> 00:27:51,883 and younger generations were born into this life, 539 00:27:51,967 --> 00:27:54,636 I lost faith in that sacrifice. 540 00:27:54,719 --> 00:28:00,350 Or in the belief that my Queen had made it to the other side. 541 00:28:00,433 --> 00:28:01,810 She did. 542 00:28:03,395 --> 00:28:08,567 My mother, your Queen, led us to Fillory, where I was born. 543 00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,195 And we were able to create a home there. 544 00:28:12,279 --> 00:28:14,322 All because of your sacrifice. 545 00:28:19,244 --> 00:28:21,079 You never should have come. 546 00:28:22,956 --> 00:28:25,667 Because now you can never go back. 547 00:28:30,589 --> 00:28:33,675 There is a way to break a fairy deal, isn't there? 548 00:28:33,758 --> 00:28:35,051 It doesn't matter. 549 00:28:35,135 --> 00:28:37,137 "Doesn't matter"? 550 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:38,513 Of course it does. 551 00:28:38,597 --> 00:28:40,515 I will not do it. 552 00:28:40,765 --> 00:28:46,897 Our deals are the foundation of our culture and key to our survival. 553 00:28:47,314 --> 00:28:49,816 You are their queen. 554 00:28:50,609 --> 00:28:52,527 You came here to save them. 555 00:28:52,611 --> 00:28:54,195 If you don't, what's the point? 556 00:28:54,988 --> 00:28:59,034 Fairies are known for honoring their deals. 557 00:28:59,117 --> 00:29:02,996 When we break them, we lose the people's trust 558 00:29:03,079 --> 00:29:07,584 and our limited leverage, which we need for survival. 559 00:29:07,667 --> 00:29:11,922 Without that, we are weak and vulnerable. 560 00:29:12,005 --> 00:29:16,051 It would be better for all of us for me to take it to the grave. 561 00:29:16,134 --> 00:29:17,594 (DOOR OPENS) EDWIN: Which will be soon enough! 562 00:29:17,677 --> 00:29:19,262 Against the wall. 563 00:29:20,013 --> 00:29:22,015 Dust, we're on a schedule. 564 00:29:32,150 --> 00:29:34,152 Do not go with him. 565 00:29:34,235 --> 00:29:36,071 What did I just say? 566 00:29:36,154 --> 00:29:38,031 I won't let you do this. 567 00:29:38,114 --> 00:29:39,115 (GASPS) 568 00:29:40,325 --> 00:29:42,994 I do not have time for this. 569 00:29:44,579 --> 00:29:46,081 (GASPS) 570 00:29:46,289 --> 00:29:48,541 (SCREAMING) 571 00:29:48,875 --> 00:29:51,378 Stop! No! 572 00:29:51,836 --> 00:29:54,798 (SKYE CRYING) 573 00:30:03,848 --> 00:30:05,016 (GASPS) 574 00:30:10,563 --> 00:30:12,607 What the fuck? 575 00:30:12,983 --> 00:30:15,986 (GRUNTS) (GROANING) 576 00:30:29,499 --> 00:30:32,002 (SCREAMING) 577 00:30:35,547 --> 00:30:37,590 VINCENT: You guarantee that this is the best decision 578 00:30:37,674 --> 00:30:39,342 for our family? IRENE: I guarantee it. 579 00:30:39,426 --> 00:30:42,470 Do not make me regret my decision, Irene. 580 00:30:42,554 --> 00:30:45,473 Oh, Vincent, when have I ever steered this family wrong? 581 00:30:45,557 --> 00:30:46,725 (ALL LAUGH) Cheers. 582 00:30:46,808 --> 00:30:49,269 To us. To a new future. Cheers. 583 00:30:52,397 --> 00:30:54,733 (SQUISHING) (SCREAMING) 584 00:30:54,983 --> 00:30:57,318 (ALL GROANING) 585 00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:10,206 (IRENE SCREAMING) 586 00:31:14,210 --> 00:31:15,712 (IRENE PANTING) 587 00:31:32,604 --> 00:31:34,439 (SOBBING) 588 00:31:41,404 --> 00:31:43,239 Shit. 589 00:31:43,323 --> 00:31:47,452 It seems like those Secrets dicks really made you earn it. 590 00:31:47,535 --> 00:31:51,247 Any idea where you're going now that you're moving on? 591 00:31:51,331 --> 00:31:53,458 No, they... They didn't really say. 592 00:31:53,541 --> 00:31:55,376 Well, who'd you talk to? 593 00:31:55,460 --> 00:31:57,378 Was it Fran? Oh, she's... 594 00:31:57,462 --> 00:31:59,756 She's the one that just got those two lazy eyes and... 595 00:31:59,839 --> 00:32:03,384 Never really know which one to focus on 'cause they're both moving. 596 00:32:03,468 --> 00:32:04,761 I... I had, uh... 597 00:32:04,844 --> 00:32:06,721 I couldn't really see his face under his hood, 598 00:32:06,805 --> 00:32:10,433 but he had... He had glowing red eyes. 599 00:32:11,309 --> 00:32:13,311 Oh. What... What does that mean? 600 00:32:14,187 --> 00:32:19,067 Oh, you must have done some horrible shit in your time. 601 00:32:20,276 --> 00:32:22,403 Wait, wait... Uh, where am I going? 602 00:32:22,487 --> 00:32:23,696 Is it hell? 603 00:32:26,866 --> 00:32:28,159 If only. 604 00:32:29,661 --> 00:32:32,747 At least hell is warm. 605 00:32:33,498 --> 00:32:35,125 There's a place worse than hell? 606 00:32:35,208 --> 00:32:40,255 Oh, and way more creative with what they plug all of your openings up with. 607 00:32:40,338 --> 00:32:41,756 (STAMMERING) I'm not ready. 608 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,716 I'm not ready to go anywhere. 609 00:32:45,385 --> 00:32:46,427 (CHUCKLES) 610 00:32:50,849 --> 00:32:52,725 Hello, Penny. 611 00:32:52,809 --> 00:32:54,269 Let's chat. 612 00:32:57,021 --> 00:32:58,690 I've missed this. 613 00:33:00,525 --> 00:33:02,777 But it doesn't change anything. 614 00:33:05,113 --> 00:33:07,031 You know what Margo's doing right now? 615 00:33:07,365 --> 00:33:11,286 She's convincing the Stone Queen that we'll get magic back. 616 00:33:11,369 --> 00:33:12,787 Because we will. 617 00:33:12,871 --> 00:33:14,664 And she's threatening her with it. 618 00:33:14,747 --> 00:33:18,710 If I'm lying, invade later and kill me. 619 00:33:18,793 --> 00:33:21,838 But if I'm not, do you really wanna fight 620 00:33:21,921 --> 00:33:24,966 righteously pissed off Magicians who can finger-blast 621 00:33:25,049 --> 00:33:29,220 your entire army into fucking compost? 622 00:33:31,389 --> 00:33:32,765 IDRI: And is that your strategy as well, 623 00:33:32,849 --> 00:33:34,267 to threaten me? 624 00:33:34,934 --> 00:33:36,477 I'd be well within my rights, 625 00:33:36,561 --> 00:33:38,813 given that your army is about to attack us. 626 00:33:40,815 --> 00:33:45,320 But, no, I'm not threatening you. 627 00:33:45,403 --> 00:33:47,197 I am promising you... 628 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,282 What, exactly? 629 00:33:49,365 --> 00:33:51,618 STONE QUEEN: On the off-chance this is true, 630 00:33:51,701 --> 00:33:54,329 what're your plans for taking back control of the thrones? 631 00:33:54,412 --> 00:33:59,751 Once we give back magic to the people, we won't have to take anything. 632 00:33:59,834 --> 00:34:03,713 Hell, they'll be begging us to take back our thrones. 633 00:34:03,796 --> 00:34:08,343 Our Magicians can identify anyone with magical talent. 634 00:34:10,887 --> 00:34:13,223 And it's likely that many of your people have it 635 00:34:13,306 --> 00:34:15,558 without the education to know it. 636 00:34:18,436 --> 00:34:20,355 So we'll educate them. 637 00:34:20,438 --> 00:34:24,859 Soon you could have magic as powerful as ours. 638 00:34:37,372 --> 00:34:40,375 MAN: I usually like to keep a certain amount of distance 639 00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:42,252 between myself and the residents, 640 00:34:42,335 --> 00:34:45,380 but you are just so fucking fascinating. 641 00:34:45,463 --> 00:34:46,798 What? 642 00:34:46,881 --> 00:34:49,509 I've never seen anyone fight their destiny so hard 643 00:34:49,592 --> 00:34:52,720 while simultaneously propelling themselves towards it. 644 00:34:52,804 --> 00:34:54,847 I mean, you narrowly escaped death. 645 00:34:54,931 --> 00:34:56,057 Twice. 646 00:34:56,599 --> 00:34:59,435 And then still snuck into the Underworld. 647 00:34:59,519 --> 00:35:00,853 Who does that? 648 00:35:00,937 --> 00:35:03,898 Yeah, I still have no idea who you are. 649 00:35:03,982 --> 00:35:05,108 Hades. 650 00:35:06,651 --> 00:35:08,653 (CHUCKLES) "Hades." 651 00:35:08,736 --> 00:35:10,071 Like the god? 652 00:35:10,154 --> 00:35:11,281 Shh! 653 00:35:11,364 --> 00:35:14,617 I told you, low profile. 654 00:35:17,161 --> 00:35:20,748 Okay, so what the hell are you doing talking to me? 655 00:35:20,832 --> 00:35:22,208 Look, is this about the metro... 656 00:35:22,292 --> 00:35:23,710 No, it's not about that. 657 00:35:23,793 --> 00:35:25,962 It's much more big picture. 658 00:35:26,921 --> 00:35:29,757 Let's talk about your future as a Librarian. 659 00:35:29,841 --> 00:35:31,301 Or not. 660 00:35:31,384 --> 00:35:33,970 This is about that quest, isn't it? 661 00:35:34,053 --> 00:35:36,431 Let me tell you something about that. 662 00:35:36,514 --> 00:35:39,434 It doesn't matter. 663 00:35:39,517 --> 00:35:40,727 Easy for a god to say. 664 00:35:40,810 --> 00:35:44,897 Spoiler alert, magic always comes back. 665 00:35:44,981 --> 00:35:47,608 It may take a millennia and your entire species 666 00:35:47,692 --> 00:35:50,570 verging on the brink of extinction, but it will. 667 00:35:50,653 --> 00:35:52,780 Because ultimately, 668 00:35:52,864 --> 00:35:56,951 magic's a carrot gods use to keep humans in check. 669 00:35:57,618 --> 00:35:59,704 It's a lot to take in, I know. 670 00:35:59,787 --> 00:36:03,791 My point is, your life as a human, 671 00:36:03,875 --> 00:36:06,627 it's like your memories before the age of three. 672 00:36:06,711 --> 00:36:12,467 This quest, your friends... In a thousand years, 673 00:36:12,550 --> 00:36:14,344 hazy at best. 674 00:36:15,470 --> 00:36:19,515 Your life starts now, after death. 675 00:36:20,183 --> 00:36:22,560 And, yes, I realize the phrasing is confusing. 676 00:36:22,643 --> 00:36:24,771 Okay, what... What is this? 677 00:36:24,854 --> 00:36:26,147 Is this some kind of fucked-up 678 00:36:26,230 --> 00:36:27,523 punishment for stealing a metrocard? 679 00:36:27,607 --> 00:36:28,608 Hardly. 680 00:36:28,983 --> 00:36:30,777 There are a lot of places you could've ended up 681 00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:32,528 that aren't nearly as nice as the Underworld. 682 00:36:32,612 --> 00:36:35,365 Shackled to a trolley reshelving books? 683 00:36:35,448 --> 00:36:38,493 We're in the greatest Library in the entire universe 684 00:36:38,576 --> 00:36:40,661 with almost an eternity to explore it. 685 00:36:40,745 --> 00:36:44,165 And if you want the shackles off, go to Howard. 686 00:36:44,248 --> 00:36:47,460 So I have to join a book club to free myself? 687 00:36:47,543 --> 00:36:50,505 All anyone's offering you is a chance to participate 688 00:36:50,588 --> 00:36:52,673 and be part of something. 689 00:36:52,757 --> 00:36:58,012 You've got that whole loner thing, but it's obviously a front. 690 00:36:58,096 --> 00:37:00,848 Ever since that trip to Savannah with your real mom, 691 00:37:00,932 --> 00:37:02,809 you've been desperate to prove your worth. 692 00:37:02,892 --> 00:37:05,520 Yeah, okay, you and everyone else down here 693 00:37:05,603 --> 00:37:07,522 that's read my book, what, you just think you know me? 694 00:37:07,605 --> 00:37:10,942 But it's why you're always sacrificing yourself for people, right? 695 00:37:11,109 --> 00:37:14,028 To remind them how important you are to the group? 696 00:37:14,112 --> 00:37:17,573 If you're that desperate to move on and maybe somehow 697 00:37:17,657 --> 00:37:19,867 fumble your way back to your old life, 698 00:37:19,951 --> 00:37:22,078 I won't stop you. 699 00:37:23,162 --> 00:37:24,956 But I'm telling you, Penny, 700 00:37:25,665 --> 00:37:28,418 if you stay down here, 701 00:37:28,501 --> 00:37:31,504 you've got an amazing destiny ahead of you. 702 00:37:32,797 --> 00:37:34,924 You've just gotta choose it first. 703 00:37:49,814 --> 00:37:53,651 And that should be the last keystone, right? 704 00:37:57,405 --> 00:37:59,073 I don't understand. 705 00:38:02,994 --> 00:38:04,620 Would you stop... 706 00:38:04,704 --> 00:38:05,872 You keep acting like this is your book. 707 00:38:05,955 --> 00:38:08,499 Maybe 'cause I've been on the quest for more than two minutes... 708 00:38:08,583 --> 00:38:11,919 Guys, snoop-and-poop voices. Please. 709 00:38:12,003 --> 00:38:13,838 (SOFTLY) You're hiding something from me. 710 00:38:13,921 --> 00:38:15,590 Why don't you just ask me what you wanna ask me? 711 00:38:15,673 --> 00:38:17,758 Guys, seriously, I just got out of a fantasy prison, 712 00:38:17,842 --> 00:38:19,260 and I don't wanna end up in a real one. 713 00:38:19,343 --> 00:38:21,971 Are you working for the Library? 714 00:38:22,054 --> 00:38:23,598 Yes. 715 00:38:23,681 --> 00:38:25,600 Surprisingly honest. That's... 716 00:38:25,683 --> 00:38:27,101 Are you trying to stop us? 717 00:38:27,185 --> 00:38:28,603 No. 718 00:38:28,686 --> 00:38:29,812 They wanna help us. 719 00:38:29,896 --> 00:38:31,147 They want magic back as badly as you do. 720 00:38:31,230 --> 00:38:33,608 Well, I find that a little hard to believe, 721 00:38:33,691 --> 00:38:35,860 given what they did to Harriet and Victoria and Penny. 722 00:38:35,943 --> 00:38:38,571 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What about Victoria? 723 00:38:45,036 --> 00:38:46,204 PENNY: You're welcome. 724 00:38:48,206 --> 00:38:52,710 Yeah, you boned me, but you also saved my life. 725 00:38:53,711 --> 00:38:58,633 And I left you alone when I shouldn't have. 726 00:39:03,638 --> 00:39:06,474 Christ, okay, just go see your family already... 727 00:39:10,895 --> 00:39:13,648 QUENTIN: No, I... I don't... I don't understand. 728 00:39:13,731 --> 00:39:15,149 What's to understand? They helped me. 729 00:39:15,233 --> 00:39:17,818 They wanna help us. How is any of that bad? 730 00:39:21,072 --> 00:39:22,990 Sorry, are you smoking right now? 731 00:39:23,074 --> 00:39:27,411 I was stoked to go on this quest and hang with you guys, but... 732 00:39:28,704 --> 00:39:31,666 My ex is dead, and you two are setting my ball hairs on end. 733 00:39:31,749 --> 00:39:32,917 I need this. 734 00:39:33,251 --> 00:39:34,710 I'm just glad I was a genius 735 00:39:34,794 --> 00:39:39,090 who stashed high-end party treats all over while I was substitute high king. 736 00:39:42,969 --> 00:39:46,681 If the Library wanted to help, why hide it from me? 737 00:39:46,764 --> 00:39:48,015 Why not just tell me? 738 00:39:48,099 --> 00:39:49,600 Because I know you. 739 00:39:49,684 --> 00:39:51,769 And I know how you'd react. And you did. 740 00:39:51,852 --> 00:39:52,979 Guys. 741 00:39:53,980 --> 00:39:55,147 Guys. 742 00:39:55,231 --> 00:39:56,566 Guys! 743 00:39:56,649 --> 00:39:58,192 I know where the Sixth Key is. 744 00:39:59,068 --> 00:40:00,152 ALICE: Where? 745 00:40:02,780 --> 00:40:07,201 I'm sorry that we couldn't save more of your kind. 746 00:40:07,285 --> 00:40:09,954 Had it not been for you, they'd all be dead. 747 00:40:10,705 --> 00:40:12,582 I choose to be grateful. 748 00:40:14,250 --> 00:40:16,961 I won't tell anyone about what you did tonight. 749 00:40:18,337 --> 00:40:20,047 It's too late. 750 00:40:20,131 --> 00:40:23,134 There are consequences to broken deals. 751 00:40:23,217 --> 00:40:25,720 Our word will mean nothing. 752 00:40:25,803 --> 00:40:27,054 I'm sorry. 753 00:40:30,808 --> 00:40:32,977 Of all the humans that have ever sought me out, 754 00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:36,647 you're the only one who didn't do it for personal gain. 755 00:40:38,190 --> 00:40:42,236 If more were like you, we might have been able to coexist. 756 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,696 We still can. 757 00:40:45,906 --> 00:40:47,575 We could at least try. 758 00:40:48,576 --> 00:40:51,871 (SIGHS) You and your companions are on a quest, correct? 759 00:40:51,954 --> 00:40:53,414 For seven keys? 760 00:40:54,498 --> 00:40:55,499 Yes. 761 00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:59,629 We have one of the keys in the Fairy Realm. 762 00:41:01,213 --> 00:41:06,844 But it's what created and sustains the Fairy Realm. 763 00:41:06,927 --> 00:41:13,309 Without the key, everything collapses, which is why we can never give it to you. 764 00:41:24,403 --> 00:41:25,446 PENNY: Howard. 765 00:41:28,866 --> 00:41:31,202 What's your stupid book club reading? 766 00:41:31,702 --> 00:41:33,037 (CHUCKLES) 767 00:41:33,537 --> 00:41:35,915 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 768 00:41:51,055 --> 00:41:56,018 Gill and Stacey. Greatest love story ever written. 769 00:41:56,102 --> 00:42:01,315 He's handsome and tough and misunderstood, but... But with a heart of gold. 770 00:42:01,399 --> 00:42:05,277 And she is a driven woman just trying to make it in a man's world. 771 00:42:05,361 --> 00:42:07,113 So good. 772 00:42:07,196 --> 00:42:09,490 I'm... I'm sure it is. 773 00:42:09,573 --> 00:42:11,701 Penny, meet Kathy. 774 00:42:11,784 --> 00:42:13,035 Kathy, Penny. 775 00:42:13,119 --> 00:42:14,203 'Sup? 776 00:42:15,413 --> 00:42:16,497 He 'supped me. 777 00:42:17,248 --> 00:42:19,375 It's just like I always imagined. 778 00:42:19,458 --> 00:42:22,503 Penny, try one of Kathy's cupcakes. 779 00:42:22,586 --> 00:42:25,172 I promise you won't regret it. 780 00:42:25,196 --> 00:42:30,196 http://hiqve.com/ 57702

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