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QUENTIN: Previously on
The Magicians...
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I'll send you
on an epic quest.
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JULIA:
The Tale of the Seven Keys.
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My father's dying,
and I need you to fix him.
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FAIRY QUEEN: I require
someone I trust to accompany you.
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I'd like you to meet
your daughter.
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What?
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PENNY:
Just say it. Cancer.
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KADY:
Call it cancer plus.
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How long till I die?
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No, you're
not going to, okay?
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Holy shit.
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FRIAR JOSEPH: As a Niff in,
you made enemies.
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I am here to warn you
that one of them seeks you.
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Who?
WARLOCK: The Lamprey.
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What do you want with the
Lamprey anyway?
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It's more what
the Lamprey wants with me.
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Well, if you could do magic...
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Yeah, well, I can't.
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You're down to an early warning
device... An alarm, if you will.
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(HISSES, SHRIEKS)
(ALL GASP)
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QUENTIN: Help you?
(GROWLS)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(SIGHS)
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(LEAVES RUSTLING)
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(CAT MEOWS)
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Sorry about this.
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(SOFT MEWLING)
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I need your help.
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
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So, I'm not dead anymore.
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(WHIMPERS)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Alice?
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Shit.
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Hi, Mom.
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So, I'm alive.
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Oh, I know.
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Quentin called us after it happened,
and you're just visiting us now.
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I've been meaning
to come by...
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STEPHANIE: Excuse the mess.
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All our architectural
enchantments collapsed
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when magic vanished.
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But then, you'd know that
if you ever called.
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(CAT GROWLS)
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Who's she?
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That's Carol.
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That's Carol?
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Well, maybe you didn't
realize that she used
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a lot of illusion work
to keep herself looking thin.
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So, now she drinks.
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Carol?
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You remember
my daughter, Alice?
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She used to be dead.
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Now she isn't.
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And it's only just now that
she's decided to visit us.
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And she brought a cat.
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(CAT MEOWS)
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(GULPS)
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ELIOT: That priest held a
whole island hostage with this key.
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Meanwhile, I can't seem
to get it to do anything.
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Kinda creeps me out every time
I pick it up, though.
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We need a rabbit.
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I need to send a message
to King Quentin ASAP.
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How close
is the nearest island?
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Beyond Fillory's
territorial waters,
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the islands
don't like to be mapped,
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so sometimes they move.
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I'm reasonably certain
that the nearest one
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is somewhere in this
general area, Your Majesty.
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Mmm. LACKER: All hands on deck!
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What's going on, Admiral?
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Trouble on the horizon, sire.
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Pirates.
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They're flying the red bones,
Your Majesty.
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No quarter given.
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Well, shit.
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Hey, Q. Did you find Kady?
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No, I struck out.
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JULIA:
Yeah, so did Josh.
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I'm at the cottage
checking bedrooms now.
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Do you wanna
meet me here, or...
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QUENTIN: No, I can't.
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I have to leave town.
My dad got worse.
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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
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Let me know if you
need anything, okay?
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Will do.
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I should go.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Hi.
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Can I come in?
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Please?
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Give me another chance.
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Oh, my God.
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He looks terrible.
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KADY: And getting worse.
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I have a ritual that could save
him but it requires a lot of magic,
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so, you can participate,
or you can fuck off.
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Dealer's choice.
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What's the ritual?
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We're gonna summon
a demon.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PIRATES GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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I don't understand.
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What are the pirates
trying to do?
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Kill us and take our ship.
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Are they allowed to do that?
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I thought father was the King.
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He is. (SIGHS)
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That's why they want
to steal from him. He's rich.
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You should lock yourself and
your family in the royal cabin.
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Please, Your Majesty,
come with me.
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(PIRATES GRUNTING)
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What an odd way
to make a living, pirating.
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We can make our stand here.
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Fray, get behind me.
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I won't let them harm you
and neither will your father.
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Please, Lady Fen,
if we fight, they'll kill us.
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Plus, are we super totally sure
that talking to them won't work?
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No, pirates take.
That's what they do.
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Will you not fight, Father?
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Your father is a powerful Magician,
but when magic disappeared...
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Is father a coward, then?
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Father's a survivor.
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That's weird.
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Was there always
a keyhole right there?
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Wait a second.
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(PIRATES GRUNTING)
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(LOCK CLICKING)
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Mom, can we
talk privately, please?
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Well, I certainly don't have
anything to hide from Carol.
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We were just discussing how magic
is due to come back anytime now.
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What a cute little kitten.
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(CAT HISSING)
Oh. Oh!
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Back off, Carol!
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STEPHANIE: Alice, really?
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Just stay away from her.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Now, Carol is in
a very fragile state...
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You need to listen
to me right now.
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No, no, no, no.
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You listen to me.
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Now, you can't just come
traipsing back in here
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without any regard
for people's feelings.
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Fine.
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Where's Dad, then?
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Look, all I'm saying is,
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how well do you know this
person who gave you the ritual?
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Look, I'd love to be more
cautious, but Penny is gonna die.
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So, if you have a better idea
right now, I'm all ears.
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Okay.
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What do you need me to do?
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I need a goat femur, pencil shavings,
and some other stuff for the summoning.
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DANIEL: Oh, Alice.
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I am so glad to see you.
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When we heard, I knew that you
would take the time that you need, but...
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Dad, we have to hurry.
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There's a Lamprey after me.
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A Lamprey?
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What did you do to it?
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It's not important, it...
(SIGHS)
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But it's after me
and anyone connected to me,
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and, look, I think
it's inside Carol right now.
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But... Carol
is with your mother.
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And I tried to warn her,
but you know Mom.
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If I had any magic at all, I'd
be able to fight it, but I don't.
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So, I need your help. Now.
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MARGO: Seriously, Tick?
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What is the problem here?
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I asked
for two simple things.
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Pull up the fields,
plant some goddamn mushrooms.
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If you will allow me
to mansplain, Your Highness,
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the farmers are hesitant
because you're asking them
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to throw out food
and replace it with...
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Inedible mushrooms,
I got it.
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And mansplaining
is a bad thing, Tick.
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But I'm a man...
Explaining.
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Is that not mansplaining?
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Perhaps you could
woman-splain it to me.
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It's not me.
It's the fucking fairies.
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This is more
of their bullshit.
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Earthworms, squirrel tongues,
and now mushroom fields.
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I just need it done. Okay?
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The Queen will not be pleased.
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Are the fairies
here right now?
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They were.
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Now they've gone
to tell the Queen
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that we screwed the pooch
right in the pooper.
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That sounds painful.
It is.
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Your Highness!
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We just received
a report from the seagulls
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that the Muntjac has
been captured by pirates.
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Two days' sail
from After Island.
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Son of a twat.
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Tick, what is the fastest
boat in our Navy?
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The Morgan Downs, ma'am,
could reach the Muntjac in a week.
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Without magical assistance,
that's the best we can muster.
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No, it is not
the best we can muster.
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Follow me, dick holes.
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Did she call us
"dick holes"?
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Queen Margo.
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Perhaps you can tell me
what's taking so long
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to plant the mushroom fields.
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(SIGHS)
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Mushroom screw-ups are
on these chuckle heads.
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Meanwhile, I have
a real problem.
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The High King was hijacked by
pirates and I can't help him.
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But you can.
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I don't see
why that's my problem.
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You wanna run this kingdom
behind the scenes, fine.
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But what happens when
every jackoff out there
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gets the idea that Fillory is
easy pickings with magic gone
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'cause we can't even
defend our high king?
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You think you can't get
mushroom fields planted now,
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see what happens then.
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Interesting argument.
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I'll tell you what.
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I can bring you there
via Pegasus,
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but you negotiate with
the privateers on your own.
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When do we leave?
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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(SIGHS) These two
need to come with.
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(BOTH GASP)
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(CAROL WHIMPERING)
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Oh, my God...
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Alice!
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Daniel.
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What are you doing?
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Mom, I don't expect you to understand,
but Carol has a Lamprey inside of her
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and if I don't get it out,
it'll kill all of us.
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An old Sumerian text
suggested that
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parasites like this might be
vulnerable to lightning, so...
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Oh, God.
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And...
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STEPHANIE:
What are you doing?
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(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
Oh...
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Damn it, it's dead.
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Quentin, tell her to put that
thing down right this instant.
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What are you doing here?
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Your cat exploded.
What did you expect me to do?
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Not, like, follow me home.
Jesus.
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Hold on, your cat exploded?
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Cats detect Lampreys
by exploding.
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(GRUNTS)
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All of you,
stay away from me!
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Oh, great.
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Now Carol won't come
over here anymore.
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Honey, I know
this really isn't the time,
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but shouldn't the Lamprey have come
out of Carol after you shocked her?
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But the kitten freaked out
when it looked at Carol.
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Yeah, but Carol is a mess.
Maybe the cat could sense it.
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Maybe the Lamprey isn't here.
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Yeah, well, maybe
the Lamprey doesn't exist.
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The Lamprey exists, Mother,
and it can track long distances,
256
00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:00,224
and it's coming for me.
257
00:12:00,308 --> 00:12:02,810
Why, what did you do to it?
258
00:12:02,894 --> 00:12:04,228
You wouldn't understand.
259
00:12:04,312 --> 00:12:06,105
Why don't you just try me?
260
00:12:06,188 --> 00:12:09,108
Whatever she did, she did it
because she was a Niff in.
261
00:12:09,191 --> 00:12:11,652
Oh, God, Daniel, I know
she was a Niff in.
262
00:12:11,736 --> 00:12:14,572
I thought she was dead
for months.
263
00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:15,907
Wait a second.
264
00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:18,951
You thought that Carol
had this Lamprey in her,
265
00:12:19,035 --> 00:12:21,078
and you left me
alone with her?
266
00:12:21,162 --> 00:12:23,331
I told you
to get away from her.
267
00:12:23,414 --> 00:12:27,585
Okay, you are the most
selfish daughter on the planet.
268
00:12:27,668 --> 00:12:30,755
Quentin, what's going on
with your neck?
269
00:12:30,838 --> 00:12:32,089
What do you mean?
270
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:35,259
Honey, I thought
I saw Quentin's neck move.
271
00:12:35,343 --> 00:12:37,136
What?
STEPHANIE: Wait.
272
00:12:37,219 --> 00:12:38,679
Where did Quentin get to?
273
00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:40,014
Shit.
274
00:12:42,016 --> 00:12:45,227
PICKWICK: We are very, very
lucky Her Majesty the Fairy Queen
275
00:12:45,311 --> 00:12:47,188
is so persuasive
with the Pegasi.
276
00:12:47,271 --> 00:12:49,190
They can be
most quarrelsome creatures.
277
00:12:49,273 --> 00:12:51,776
I smell like a horse
fucked a bird.
278
00:12:51,859 --> 00:12:54,236
Actually, it was
the other way around.
279
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:58,783
I'm going to go sun myself up
here while you chat with your pirates.
280
00:12:58,866 --> 00:13:00,409
But don't worry.
281
00:13:00,493 --> 00:13:02,119
I got my eye on you.
282
00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:06,791
Who are you lot
supposed to be?
283
00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:11,295
I'm High Queen Margo the
Destroyer, and the entourage.
284
00:13:12,046 --> 00:13:13,297
You brought a fairy with you.
285
00:13:13,381 --> 00:13:14,966
You can see her?
286
00:13:15,049 --> 00:13:18,761
Yes, well, most pirates have made
a fairy deal at one time or another.
287
00:13:18,844 --> 00:13:20,888
My name is Hoop,
Ms. Destroyer.
288
00:13:20,972 --> 00:13:25,226
I'll take you below decks
to meet our pirate king.
289
00:13:27,561 --> 00:13:30,022
PICKWICK: My Queen, a word
before you go?
290
00:13:30,106 --> 00:13:33,359
Perhaps you're familiar
with my family's reputation
291
00:13:33,442 --> 00:13:35,111
around the court
as pickpockets?
292
00:13:35,194 --> 00:13:36,654
I've heard.
What's your point?
293
00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:40,032
Only that my skills in this
field could be useful to you.
294
00:13:40,157 --> 00:13:42,159
I'll keep an eye on my jewels.
Are we done here?
295
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:52,336
Are you suggesting
that you could...
296
00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:54,922
Although Her Majesty
lacks depth perception,
297
00:13:55,006 --> 00:13:58,843
she does not lack in depth
or perception.
298
00:13:58,926 --> 00:14:02,096
You keep an eye
on the pirates.
299
00:14:02,179 --> 00:14:05,391
If anything turns up missing,
we'll know they're the culprits.
300
00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:09,603
I shall catch up with you
below decks, ma'am.
301
00:14:14,442 --> 00:14:16,527
STEPHANIE:
What on Earth are you doing?
302
00:14:16,610 --> 00:14:18,821
ALICE: I can't afford
even the tiniest crack.
303
00:14:18,904 --> 00:14:20,573
When the Lamprey
is outside the host,
304
00:14:20,656 --> 00:14:22,324
it can enter through
almost any opening.
305
00:14:22,408 --> 00:14:24,535
Why do you assume
the Lamprey's even here?
306
00:14:24,618 --> 00:14:26,620
Maybe your boyfriend's
just looking for attention.
307
00:14:26,704 --> 00:14:29,081
Dad saw his neck move
and he's not my boyfriend.
308
00:14:29,165 --> 00:14:31,208
You really saw his neck move?
309
00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:32,877
You know, without
your optical spells,
310
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,212
your vision really
isn't what it used to be.
311
00:14:35,296 --> 00:14:36,922
I mean, it looked weird.
312
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:38,966
We can't risk it. If the
Lamprey is in the house,
313
00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:41,927
we can't let it sneak back in
here and take over one of us.
314
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:44,388
What if Quentin tries
to get back in here himself?
315
00:14:44,472 --> 00:14:45,890
We could call the police.
316
00:14:45,973 --> 00:14:48,309
They could come and
get him out of the house.
317
00:14:48,392 --> 00:14:49,769
Problem solved.
318
00:14:49,852 --> 00:14:52,563
That's a bad idea. If it's inside
Quentin, who knows what he'll do?
319
00:14:52,646 --> 00:14:54,273
They'll end up
shooting him dead.
320
00:14:54,356 --> 00:14:57,068
Well, you did say he wasn't
your boyfriend anymore.
321
00:14:58,152 --> 00:15:00,571
Okay, but killing Quentin
won't kill the Lamprey.
322
00:15:00,654 --> 00:15:03,491
It'll end up jumping bodies,
and then we're up against
323
00:15:03,574 --> 00:15:06,410
a possessed cop with
a gun trying to kill us.
324
00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:08,704
I'm gonna need more wine.
325
00:15:08,788 --> 00:15:11,916
I knew I should've bought
a gun when magic went out.
326
00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:13,918
No, a gun won't protect us
against a Lamprey.
327
00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:16,921
That is the only weapon that we
have, except the battery's dead.
328
00:15:17,004 --> 00:15:18,214
We need a new one.
329
00:15:18,297 --> 00:15:19,548
There's a car
in the garage.
330
00:15:19,632 --> 00:15:21,759
Don't those use
some kind of battery?
331
00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:27,681
STEPHANIE:
Okay, now what are you doing?
332
00:15:27,765 --> 00:15:30,267
The Lamprey can enter
through almost any orifice,
333
00:15:30,351 --> 00:15:33,062
even skin, so I'm going
to get that battery
334
00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:35,314
and I'm not taking
any chances.
335
00:15:39,652 --> 00:15:40,694
Thank you.
336
00:15:40,778 --> 00:15:41,779
Yeah.
337
00:15:42,696 --> 00:15:45,157
You're missing
the signs, Julia.
338
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,409
What?
339
00:15:47,493 --> 00:15:49,620
I thought you'd be
further along.
340
00:15:49,703 --> 00:15:52,123
We're going
to have to push you.
341
00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:55,084
What are you talking about?
342
00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:57,044
I said thank you.
343
00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:59,463
Oh. Sorry.
344
00:16:10,641 --> 00:16:12,143
(CLATTERING)
345
00:16:17,731 --> 00:16:18,774
(CRACKLING)
346
00:16:34,456 --> 00:16:36,125
(GLASS CLINKING)
347
00:16:48,345 --> 00:16:49,597
Alice.
348
00:16:51,765 --> 00:16:52,850
Hey!
349
00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:54,351
Don't come any closer
or I'll smash your head in!
350
00:16:54,435 --> 00:16:55,895
Alice, come on !
(SCREAMS)
351
00:16:55,978 --> 00:16:57,605
Ah ! I'm not
the Lamprey, Alice!
352
00:16:57,688 --> 00:16:59,190
How do I know
you're not the Lamprey!
353
00:16:59,273 --> 00:17:00,608
I don't know how to prove it.
I'm just, I'm not...
354
00:17:00,691 --> 00:17:02,526
It's... It's gone! It left!
355
00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:04,570
What? (SIGHS)
356
00:17:04,904 --> 00:17:06,780
(QUENTIN GRUNTS)
357
00:17:06,864 --> 00:17:08,032
Why did it leave you?
358
00:17:08,115 --> 00:17:09,366
QUENTIN: I don't know.
359
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:10,576
(GRUNTS)
360
00:17:14,038 --> 00:17:16,290
I was awake the whole time.
361
00:17:16,665 --> 00:17:19,877
I could feel it controlling me
and searching my memory.
362
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:23,380
It was... I just couldn't
do anything to stop it.
363
00:17:23,464 --> 00:17:25,299
It's angry at you, Alice.
364
00:17:25,382 --> 00:17:27,384
What did you do to it?
365
00:17:27,468 --> 00:17:29,553
I... I don't remember.
366
00:17:29,637 --> 00:17:30,971
It's weird.
367
00:17:31,722 --> 00:17:34,725
I could've snapped your neck
over there so easy.
368
00:17:34,808 --> 00:17:37,394
And the Lamprey didn't want to
for some reason.
369
00:17:37,478 --> 00:17:40,564
Well, if it doesn't wanna
kill me, what does it want?
370
00:17:40,648 --> 00:17:43,776
I am taking our daughter
seriously.
371
00:17:43,859 --> 00:17:46,403
DANIEL: Help me finish taping
up the windows, won't you?
372
00:17:46,487 --> 00:17:47,738
STEPHANIE: Fine.
373
00:17:47,821 --> 00:17:50,324
But wouldn't it be nice
if just once,
374
00:17:50,407 --> 00:17:54,411
Alice would come without
bringing all of her drama with her?
375
00:18:03,337 --> 00:18:05,839
What's with the candy?
(SIGHS)
376
00:18:05,923 --> 00:18:10,261
You gonna summon some kind of
chocolate-loving demon to save my ass?
377
00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:14,098
The scent of chocolate makes
them less likely to eat us.
378
00:18:15,349 --> 00:18:16,350
I hope.
379
00:18:17,101 --> 00:18:18,477
(SIGHS)
380
00:18:19,853 --> 00:18:22,773
The only nice thing
about losing magic...
381
00:18:23,983 --> 00:18:26,694
The radio signals in my head
went out too.
382
00:18:26,777 --> 00:18:28,821
All's quiet
on the psychic front?
383
00:18:29,196 --> 00:18:30,531
Yeah.
384
00:18:30,614 --> 00:18:32,491
Could get used to that.
385
00:18:32,574 --> 00:18:33,617
(SIGHS)
386
00:18:35,703 --> 00:18:37,955
That's one of Mayakovsky's?
387
00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:42,626
Damn.
388
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,253
You sure you wanna do this?
389
00:18:44,336 --> 00:18:46,338
There's a lot of magic
in that.
390
00:18:46,422 --> 00:18:48,424
You sure you wanna
waste it on me?
391
00:18:48,507 --> 00:18:49,842
I stole it.
392
00:18:49,967 --> 00:18:51,302
It's my call.
393
00:18:51,802 --> 00:18:54,638
You don't owe me
anything, Kady.
394
00:18:54,722 --> 00:18:56,515
Of course you'd say that.
395
00:18:58,017 --> 00:19:00,769
You got poisoned
trying to help me.
396
00:19:01,103 --> 00:19:02,855
If I didn't try
to help you, I...
397
00:19:03,314 --> 00:19:05,149
I couldn't live with myself.
398
00:19:06,317 --> 00:19:07,860
Guess I should say thanks.
399
00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:09,862
Yeah, you should.
400
00:19:12,489 --> 00:19:14,825
(COUGHING)
401
00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:25,669
Julia will be back soon.
402
00:19:25,753 --> 00:19:29,381
I will try not to die.
403
00:19:29,465 --> 00:19:31,133
(LAUGHS)
404
00:19:32,676 --> 00:19:34,595
I appreciate that.
405
00:19:44,855 --> 00:19:46,273
(SIGHS)
406
00:19:47,983 --> 00:19:49,485
(GASPS)
407
00:19:51,278 --> 00:19:52,488
Good job, Tick.
408
00:19:52,571 --> 00:19:56,533
Your praise is everything, but I
would also like a country estate.
409
00:19:56,617 --> 00:19:58,243
Don't get greedy.
410
00:20:02,122 --> 00:20:05,709
HOOP: Queen Margo
the Destroyer, my king.
411
00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:08,212
You're the pirate king?
412
00:20:08,295 --> 00:20:12,341
As king, I get to be called
whatever the fuck I want.
413
00:20:12,424 --> 00:20:13,884
That's fine by me.
414
00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:18,347
I'm here to motherfucking
parlay, Ms. King.
415
00:20:19,932 --> 00:20:22,017
Maybe you and I could, um,
416
00:20:22,101 --> 00:20:26,063
take a private cabin and
parlay a thing or two on our own.
417
00:20:26,146 --> 00:20:27,648
Yeah, I'm hot.
418
00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:30,025
You're extremely
hot yourself.
419
00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:33,529
But you just took over
my goddamn boat,
420
00:20:33,612 --> 00:20:37,658
which tells me you're not one
to pay attention to a safe word.
421
00:20:37,741 --> 00:20:39,451
What's a safe word?
422
00:20:39,535 --> 00:20:41,078
Exactly.
423
00:20:41,161 --> 00:20:44,373
I'm here on business,
not pleasure.
424
00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:52,339
But... You give me what I want, I
won't take anything off the table.
425
00:20:53,132 --> 00:20:54,425
Hmm.
426
00:20:55,259 --> 00:20:58,554
Never could control myself
around a one-eyed girl.
427
00:20:58,637 --> 00:21:02,224
Well, we've all got a thing.
428
00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:06,311
I need to see High King Eliot.
429
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,063
Now.
430
00:21:12,818 --> 00:21:14,153
Mmm-hmm.
431
00:21:24,371 --> 00:21:25,581
My Queen!
432
00:21:25,664 --> 00:21:28,083
It is I, your High King
Eliot... (LAUGHS)
433
00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:30,878
In the flesh.
(SIGHS)
434
00:21:38,802 --> 00:21:40,512
So, you think
it left the house?
435
00:21:40,596 --> 00:21:43,682
Yes, and we need to find out what it
really wanted before it comes back.
436
00:21:43,765 --> 00:21:46,018
I have some pre-Christian
volumes that might be useful,
437
00:21:46,101 --> 00:21:49,521
but I was thinking we might be
better off avoiding the Fertile Crescent.
438
00:21:49,605 --> 00:21:51,148
I was thinking Asian myself.
439
00:21:51,231 --> 00:21:53,275
Stephanie, we really
need to stay put here.
440
00:21:53,358 --> 00:21:55,068
But you said
it left the house.
441
00:21:55,152 --> 00:21:57,946
Yeah, but it's going
to come back, we think.
442
00:21:58,030 --> 00:21:59,156
Mom.
STEPHANIE: Darling...
443
00:21:59,239 --> 00:22:00,491
I have to go to the bathroom.
444
00:22:00,574 --> 00:22:01,909
There's one right out there.
445
00:22:01,992 --> 00:22:04,745
Don't you think we would've
heard it if it had come back inside?
446
00:22:04,828 --> 00:22:07,664
Mom, the Lamprey is tiny, but
it is a powerful magical creature.
447
00:22:07,748 --> 00:22:09,124
Don't underestimate it.
448
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:13,170
First you said it was inside of
Carol, so you electrocuted her.
449
00:22:13,253 --> 00:22:16,757
Then you said it was inside
of Quentin, only now he's back,
450
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,176
and the creature's gone
for some reason.
451
00:22:19,259 --> 00:22:21,845
Am I the only one
that this sounds crazy to?
452
00:22:21,929 --> 00:22:23,096
Stephanie, sweetheart...
453
00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:25,098
No, Daniel, don't defend her.
454
00:22:25,182 --> 00:22:28,227
We've both been in this room
for God knows how long,
455
00:22:28,310 --> 00:22:29,853
and I have to pee.
456
00:22:29,937 --> 00:22:32,022
Are you really gonna
stop me from doing that?
457
00:22:32,105 --> 00:22:33,649
Just go in the corner, Mom.
458
00:22:33,732 --> 00:22:35,234
I am not peeing
in front of your father.
459
00:22:35,317 --> 00:22:38,862
If I had wanted that in my marriage,
I would've stayed with Jean Claude.
460
00:22:38,946 --> 00:22:40,572
Ugh, I don't wanna hear this.
461
00:22:40,656 --> 00:22:43,325
No, Alice, mystery is not
something you can take back.
462
00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:45,536
And I am not gonna risk it
just because you think
463
00:22:45,619 --> 00:22:49,122
that you stepped on
some creature's magical toes.
464
00:22:50,374 --> 00:22:52,459
I didn't step on its toes.
465
00:22:52,626 --> 00:22:54,211
I murdered its entire family.
466
00:22:54,294 --> 00:22:57,714
I did experiments on them to figure
out what kind of magic they had.
467
00:22:57,798 --> 00:22:59,883
That's what I did as a Niff in.
468
00:22:59,967 --> 00:23:01,802
Jesus, Alice.
469
00:23:01,885 --> 00:23:05,222
Well, you know, we've all
dealt with our share of monsters.
470
00:23:05,305 --> 00:23:06,557
You don't get it.
471
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,685
I did that kind of thing
over and over again, okay?
472
00:23:09,768 --> 00:23:12,813
The Lamprey is not the only
creature that wants me dead.
473
00:23:12,896 --> 00:23:14,731
It's just the one
who got my number.
474
00:23:14,815 --> 00:23:19,444
So, I wanna be absolutely clear
on who the real monster is here.
475
00:23:22,322 --> 00:23:23,657
Excuse me.
476
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,252
That didn't really help.
I know.
477
00:23:36,211 --> 00:23:39,715
I know, it just gets
under my skin sometimes.
478
00:23:39,798 --> 00:23:42,175
Okay, I'll go after her.
479
00:23:42,259 --> 00:23:43,885
Just you and your dad
keep researching.
480
00:23:43,969 --> 00:23:46,680
My Asian languages
are for shit, anyway.
481
00:23:47,764 --> 00:23:49,600
You better tape up.
482
00:23:49,683 --> 00:23:50,767
Yeah.
483
00:23:50,851 --> 00:23:52,603
Just to be safe.
Yeah.
484
00:23:52,686 --> 00:23:54,271
So, brass tacks.
485
00:23:54,354 --> 00:23:57,941
You want 3,000 Fillorian Gold
Crescents?
486
00:23:58,025 --> 00:23:59,901
It's been rough going
since magic went away.
487
00:23:59,985 --> 00:24:01,945
I'm crying from
my one eye for you.
488
00:24:02,029 --> 00:24:04,698
There is one more matter.
489
00:24:04,781 --> 00:24:08,702
Our ship, the Sika, is a
Deer Class vessel like yours.
490
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:10,120
So?
491
00:24:10,203 --> 00:24:12,122
So, it's been a dry voyage.
492
00:24:12,205 --> 00:24:15,459
It's no coincidence
we met like this.
493
00:24:15,542 --> 00:24:18,962
The Sika sought out the
Muntjac after he scented her.
494
00:24:19,046 --> 00:24:20,881
And now he needs her
to submit.
495
00:24:21,506 --> 00:24:22,674
(CLEARS THROAT)
496
00:24:23,216 --> 00:24:24,259
What?
497
00:24:24,343 --> 00:24:27,262
Our boat
wants to fuck your boat.
498
00:24:27,346 --> 00:24:29,473
And we can't leave
until he does.
499
00:24:32,267 --> 00:24:35,020
Deer Class ships are
magical creatures of a sort,
500
00:24:35,103 --> 00:24:39,650
and as such, they have the
same sort of biological urges we do.
501
00:24:39,733 --> 00:24:42,110
Although, our ship
is subject to royal command.
502
00:24:42,194 --> 00:24:45,739
Which I couldn't give,
but you can.
503
00:24:45,822 --> 00:24:46,823
So, what?
504
00:24:46,907 --> 00:24:50,160
I just tell our boat to spread it
for their boat and we're done?
505
00:24:51,078 --> 00:24:52,579
What are you not telling me?
506
00:24:52,663 --> 00:24:56,249
Well, the boat can be upset
by the experience.
507
00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:58,251
They're not the same after.
508
00:24:58,669 --> 00:25:00,671
Not the same?
509
00:25:00,921 --> 00:25:02,172
Like, how?
510
00:25:02,255 --> 00:25:04,925
They become distracted,
irritable.
511
00:25:05,008 --> 00:25:06,593
Sometimes,
they can't sail right.
512
00:25:06,677 --> 00:25:10,597
Some ships have to be put into
dry dock, never to sail again.
513
00:25:10,681 --> 00:25:13,225
That sounds like PTSD.
514
00:25:15,852 --> 00:25:19,981
So, these pirates are asking
us to let our boat get raped?
515
00:25:20,065 --> 00:25:24,986
My Queen's words, as always,
are coarse, but truthful.
516
00:25:25,070 --> 00:25:26,571
BENEDICT:
I love this old boat,
517
00:25:26,780 --> 00:25:30,742
but if they don't get what they
want, the pirates will kill the crew.
518
00:25:36,331 --> 00:25:37,624
(SIGHS)
519
00:25:51,763 --> 00:25:53,890
(STEPHANIE SCOFFS)
Ah!
520
00:25:55,183 --> 00:25:57,102
That's a new look for you.
521
00:25:57,936 --> 00:26:00,188
Would you come back with me?
It's not safe in here.
522
00:26:00,272 --> 00:26:02,190
Oh, you heard Alice.
523
00:26:02,274 --> 00:26:03,734
She's the monster.
524
00:26:03,817 --> 00:26:07,654
Come on, she's not a monster,
she's just... Conflicted.
525
00:26:07,738 --> 00:26:09,072
What's it matter?
526
00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:11,742
It's not safe anywhere.
527
00:26:13,076 --> 00:26:16,037
Did you know we got
a tax bill for the house?
528
00:26:16,121 --> 00:26:18,707
Apparently, we haven't paid
in 30 years.
529
00:26:18,790 --> 00:26:23,420
Enchantment failed,
so now we're losing our home.
530
00:26:23,503 --> 00:26:27,174
I mean, what are we
gonna do without magic?
531
00:26:27,674 --> 00:26:30,594
I mean, get fucking jobs?
532
00:26:30,677 --> 00:26:33,096
I don't even know
how to do anything.
533
00:26:33,555 --> 00:26:35,015
And Daniel.
534
00:26:35,390 --> 00:26:38,143
There's no place for us
in this world.
535
00:26:38,518 --> 00:26:43,482
Sometimes I think Charlie
was the one who got off easy.
536
00:26:47,611 --> 00:26:49,112
(STEPHANIE WHIMPERS)
537
00:26:49,196 --> 00:26:50,363
Oh, shit.
538
00:27:05,337 --> 00:27:07,923
(CHANTING IN LATIN)
539
00:27:08,673 --> 00:27:10,509
(CHANTING IN HEBREW)
540
00:27:27,192 --> 00:27:28,443
(ASTEROTH CLEARS THROAT)
541
00:27:29,486 --> 00:27:31,738
I am Asteroth.
542
00:27:34,533 --> 00:27:40,288
Astaroth, Demon of the Seventh
Circle, Great Duke of The Inferno.
543
00:27:40,372 --> 00:27:42,207
Oh, no, I'm Asteroth
with an E.
544
00:27:42,290 --> 00:27:45,085
Astaroth with an A
is my cousin.
545
00:27:45,168 --> 00:27:46,586
You can totally stand.
546
00:27:46,670 --> 00:27:49,965
The whole kneeling thing's
weird.
547
00:27:55,762 --> 00:27:57,931
(PENNY PANTS)
548
00:28:04,771 --> 00:28:09,317
It's pretty advanced,
and it'll be tough to extract.
549
00:28:09,401 --> 00:28:11,945
Though, those
are the tastiest.
550
00:28:12,988 --> 00:28:14,447
Can you do anything?
551
00:28:15,198 --> 00:28:16,449
Surgery.
552
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,869
But it will hurt.
553
00:28:26,751 --> 00:28:28,795
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING IN PAIN)
554
00:28:34,759 --> 00:28:36,219
Just, save it, okay?
555
00:28:36,303 --> 00:28:38,221
You'd astrally project, too.
556
00:28:38,305 --> 00:28:39,514
No shame, bro.
557
00:28:48,148 --> 00:28:50,567
DANIEL: Oh,
my head is swimming.
558
00:28:50,650 --> 00:28:53,028
I can't read Chinese
right now.
559
00:28:53,111 --> 00:28:54,237
How do you read so fast?
560
00:28:54,321 --> 00:28:55,864
This isn't fast.
561
00:28:55,947 --> 00:28:57,908
When I was a Niff in, I didn't
have to rely on my eyes.
562
00:28:57,991 --> 00:28:59,951
This is like running
through water.
563
00:29:00,035 --> 00:29:01,453
It's so slow.
564
00:29:02,454 --> 00:29:05,248
What you said to your mother,
is that true?
565
00:29:05,332 --> 00:29:07,751
What you did
to that Lamprey's family?
566
00:29:09,252 --> 00:29:10,795
When I was a Niff in,
567
00:29:10,879 --> 00:29:13,506
there was nothing I wouldn't
have done for knowledge.
568
00:29:16,134 --> 00:29:17,135
Wait, hold on.
569
00:29:17,385 --> 00:29:18,470
What is it?
570
00:29:18,803 --> 00:29:22,557
A description of the life
cycle of a magical creature.
571
00:29:23,350 --> 00:29:25,894
It's a parasite
similar to the Lamprey.
572
00:29:25,977 --> 00:29:27,562
I think I know
what it's doing.
573
00:29:31,858 --> 00:29:34,778
So, um, Muntjac?
574
00:29:34,861 --> 00:29:38,198
I'm High Queen Margo
of Fillory.
575
00:29:38,281 --> 00:29:39,491
Your Liege.
576
00:29:40,325 --> 00:29:42,577
I have a kind of problem.
577
00:29:42,744 --> 00:29:44,329
See,
578
00:29:44,412 --> 00:29:46,331
a bunch of pirates
boarded you
579
00:29:46,414 --> 00:29:48,917
and are threatening
to kill the crew
580
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,253
if I don't order you
to lie with their boat.
581
00:29:53,505 --> 00:29:57,550
Before this, I used to think
that pirates were kinda cute
582
00:29:57,634 --> 00:30:00,553
in a Johnny Depp sort of way,
but the fact is,
583
00:30:00,637 --> 00:30:04,557
the real thing is kinda
dirty and fucked up...
584
00:30:04,641 --> 00:30:06,977
In a Johnny Depp
sort of way.
585
00:30:10,021 --> 00:30:11,064
Look...
586
00:30:12,190 --> 00:30:13,775
I could just order you
to do it,
587
00:30:13,858 --> 00:30:16,695
but you're clearly alive,
whatever that means.
588
00:30:16,778 --> 00:30:18,989
You have thoughts and
feelings...
589
00:30:19,823 --> 00:30:21,032
I think.
590
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,119
So, I guess I'm asking...
591
00:30:26,538 --> 00:30:28,123
What do you wanna do?
592
00:30:35,922 --> 00:30:38,717
Maybe I'm an idiot
for even asking.
593
00:30:41,469 --> 00:30:42,762
(SIGHS)
594
00:30:48,518 --> 00:30:50,603
(WHIMPERS)
There, there.
595
00:30:53,815 --> 00:30:54,899
Gonna be okay.
596
00:30:57,610 --> 00:31:00,280
I mean, look at me.
597
00:31:00,947 --> 00:31:02,323
I'm a mess.
598
00:31:02,407 --> 00:31:04,659
I have to clean myself up.
599
00:31:05,243 --> 00:31:07,704
I do, I have
to clean myself...
600
00:31:07,787 --> 00:31:08,955
(STEPHANIE MOANS)
601
00:31:09,497 --> 00:31:11,041
What are you...
No, no, no, no.
602
00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:14,294
(BOTH GRUNTING)
603
00:31:14,919 --> 00:31:15,920
ALICE: What the hell?
604
00:31:16,004 --> 00:31:18,131
No, she was,
605
00:31:18,214 --> 00:31:21,217
kissing me, and I'm just...
Stop, I'm trying to...
606
00:31:21,551 --> 00:31:22,719
(SIGHS)
607
00:31:22,802 --> 00:31:25,889
Oh, please,
we're both adults.
608
00:31:25,972 --> 00:31:27,223
You don't get to judge.
609
00:31:27,307 --> 00:31:28,391
Step away from him, Mom.
610
00:31:28,475 --> 00:31:31,311
Stephanie, do you honestly
have to make this about you too?
611
00:31:31,394 --> 00:31:33,396
Don't psychoanalyze me,
Daniel.
612
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,856
Back away, Mom.
613
00:31:34,981 --> 00:31:36,733
Don't raise your
voice to me. Oh, God.
614
00:31:36,816 --> 00:31:38,401
Her neck...
She's the Lamprey.
615
00:31:38,485 --> 00:31:40,653
What?
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
616
00:31:40,737 --> 00:31:42,405
I saw it. Her neck moved.
617
00:31:42,489 --> 00:31:44,741
I told you to back
the fuck away from him!
618
00:31:44,824 --> 00:31:46,785
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(STEPHANIE SCREAMING)
619
00:31:50,622 --> 00:31:51,706
What?
620
00:31:51,998 --> 00:31:54,125
The Lamprey should
leave her body.
621
00:31:54,542 --> 00:31:56,086
DANIEL: Any moment now.
622
00:31:56,461 --> 00:31:58,088
I swear to God,
she kissed me.
623
00:31:58,171 --> 00:31:59,422
Shut up, Quentin.
624
00:31:59,923 --> 00:32:02,592
You think she was trying
to switch bodies with me?
625
00:32:02,675 --> 00:32:04,260
Anything's possible.
626
00:32:04,344 --> 00:32:05,595
The Lamprey
already took you over.
627
00:32:05,678 --> 00:32:09,432
It doesn't wanna kill us because
it... Wants to lay eggs inside of us.
628
00:32:11,309 --> 00:32:12,769
And then what?
629
00:32:14,979 --> 00:32:17,482
And then it hatches and
burrows into your brain stem
630
00:32:17,565 --> 00:32:19,567
until you die, and then
feeds on the carcass.
631
00:32:19,651 --> 00:32:21,903
DANIEL:
I don't understand.
632
00:32:21,986 --> 00:32:23,863
The Lamprey
should've left her by now.
633
00:32:26,366 --> 00:32:27,951
Unless it hasn't left
Quentin.
634
00:32:28,034 --> 00:32:29,619
Oh, God. No.
635
00:32:29,702 --> 00:32:32,914
He was trying to kiss her so that
the Lamprey would jump into her body.
636
00:32:32,997 --> 00:32:33,998
No.
637
00:32:34,499 --> 00:32:35,667
Stay away from me!
638
00:32:36,042 --> 00:32:37,043
Quentin...
639
00:32:37,127 --> 00:32:39,379
I am not the Lamprey.
640
00:32:39,462 --> 00:32:42,132
This isn't really
a great way to prove that.
641
00:32:42,215 --> 00:32:44,342
If you're not the Lamprey,
then put that down, okay?
642
00:32:45,885 --> 00:32:47,428
Okay, so there's only
one way for me to prove
643
00:32:47,512 --> 00:32:50,014
that I'm not the Lamprey,
and when I do it...
644
00:32:50,890 --> 00:32:52,767
You'll know what to do.
645
00:33:12,370 --> 00:33:13,663
Oh, bravo.
646
00:33:13,746 --> 00:33:15,415
Nicely done.
647
00:33:15,915 --> 00:33:17,250
You got me.
648
00:33:17,625 --> 00:33:19,878
I'm gonna give you
one chance to leave my dad.
649
00:33:19,961 --> 00:33:21,045
Or what?
650
00:33:21,629 --> 00:33:23,131
You'll kill me?
651
00:33:24,549 --> 00:33:26,384
You killed my family.
652
00:33:26,467 --> 00:33:27,468
That wasn't me.
653
00:33:27,552 --> 00:33:29,179
I don't remember
what I did as a Niff in.
654
00:33:29,262 --> 00:33:30,388
Alice, I know you're lying.
655
00:33:30,471 --> 00:33:32,056
Your father
could always tell.
656
00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:33,933
That little twitch you get.
657
00:33:34,017 --> 00:33:38,271
You murdered every one of my children
because you were seeking knowledge.
658
00:33:38,354 --> 00:33:40,523
So, what did you learn
659
00:33:40,607 --> 00:33:43,067
by torturing each one
of them to death, hmm?
660
00:33:43,610 --> 00:33:45,028
I wanna know.
661
00:33:47,238 --> 00:33:49,949
I wasn't seeking knowledge.
662
00:33:50,742 --> 00:33:55,121
When they died, they
made pretty little lights.
663
00:33:55,997 --> 00:33:59,792
And when they died slowly,
the lights got even prettier.
664
00:34:02,921 --> 00:34:05,381
It's funny the things
you can sense from the inside.
665
00:34:05,465 --> 00:34:07,258
That one still loves you.
666
00:34:09,928 --> 00:34:12,847
And your father
has a weak heart.
667
00:34:12,931 --> 00:34:15,391
He'll die
if you try to shock me.
668
00:34:15,475 --> 00:34:16,601
You don't know that.
669
00:34:16,684 --> 00:34:18,228
You really wanna risk it?
670
00:34:18,311 --> 00:34:22,106
And I'm sorry I wasn't able
to lay my eggs into her.
671
00:34:23,399 --> 00:34:29,489
Since I know how much you hate
her, it's crueler to leave her alive.
672
00:34:29,781 --> 00:34:34,494
Well, thank you
for finally being honest.
673
00:34:35,370 --> 00:34:37,580
I'll let myself out.
674
00:34:37,747 --> 00:34:39,123
(WHIMPERING)
(GRUNTING)
675
00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:41,084
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
676
00:34:45,964 --> 00:34:47,423
(GAGGING)
677
00:34:59,519 --> 00:35:00,770
(SIGHS)
678
00:35:01,604 --> 00:35:02,730
(COUGHS)
679
00:35:04,399 --> 00:35:05,608
ALICE: Thank God.
680
00:35:06,693 --> 00:35:07,986
Kill it, Alice.
681
00:35:11,364 --> 00:35:12,991
(SIGHS)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
682
00:35:13,074 --> 00:35:15,076
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING)
683
00:35:51,237 --> 00:35:52,780
Congratulations.
684
00:35:53,364 --> 00:35:54,949
MARGO: Jesus Christ.
685
00:35:55,742 --> 00:35:57,285
What did you do?
686
00:35:57,368 --> 00:36:02,749
I was moved by your speech to
the Muntjac, coming to her defense.
687
00:36:03,916 --> 00:36:05,960
So, I decided to intervene.
688
00:36:08,129 --> 00:36:10,798
We got what we needed
from these pirates.
689
00:36:13,259 --> 00:36:14,260
What?
690
00:36:14,469 --> 00:36:16,054
You stood up to them.
691
00:36:16,137 --> 00:36:18,014
You were a queen.
692
00:36:18,264 --> 00:36:20,224
That's who I need you to be.
693
00:36:20,433 --> 00:36:24,520
The next time they don't plant
a field of mushrooms for you,
694
00:36:24,604 --> 00:36:26,481
remember this room.
695
00:36:28,775 --> 00:36:30,026
Now...
696
00:36:31,277 --> 00:36:33,446
There's the matter
of your lying to me.
697
00:36:34,364 --> 00:36:37,909
Did you think I wouldn't be
a queen with you?
698
00:36:38,659 --> 00:36:40,370
Time to give it back.
699
00:36:47,293 --> 00:36:48,586
It's my eye.
700
00:36:49,045 --> 00:36:54,592
It was, but you made a deal.
701
00:36:55,843 --> 00:36:58,638
Tick, Gillen, come here.
702
00:37:00,181 --> 00:37:02,892
Someone has stolen
something from me.
703
00:37:02,975 --> 00:37:04,727
Which one of you was it?
704
00:37:04,811 --> 00:37:06,354
They didn't do this.
705
00:37:07,980 --> 00:37:09,357
I did.
706
00:37:09,565 --> 00:37:12,610
Fine, (SIGHS)
we do it your way.
707
00:37:15,029 --> 00:37:18,241
Thrimble dimble pickle plum,
708
00:37:18,574 --> 00:37:23,287
catch a human by the...
Tongue.
709
00:37:32,547 --> 00:37:33,965
(WHISPERING INAUDIBLY)
710
00:37:40,346 --> 00:37:41,639
You may go.
711
00:37:45,226 --> 00:37:46,644
What did you do?
712
00:37:46,727 --> 00:37:48,396
There is a song
he does not like,
713
00:37:48,479 --> 00:37:51,649
so I put it in his ear,
where it will never leave.
714
00:37:51,732 --> 00:37:56,654
He will slowly go mad, then he
will not be of much use to you.
715
00:37:57,363 --> 00:37:58,739
My eye.
716
00:38:08,583 --> 00:38:10,960
The eye can never be fixed.
717
00:38:11,043 --> 00:38:13,504
But you can't spy
on me anymore.
718
00:38:13,588 --> 00:38:17,133
Do you think this is the only
way to know what you're doing?
719
00:38:17,216 --> 00:38:21,637
You have a week's sail back to
Whitespire to think about what you've done.
720
00:38:24,056 --> 00:38:25,850
(PANTS)
721
00:38:26,726 --> 00:38:28,936
Thank you, Your Highness,
for not telling her about me.
722
00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:31,481
Shut the fuck up, Tick.
723
00:38:32,773 --> 00:38:34,567
(QUENTIN VOMITING)
724
00:38:35,902 --> 00:38:37,862
(COUGHS)
725
00:38:43,201 --> 00:38:45,119
What the hell
did you put in that?
726
00:38:45,203 --> 00:38:47,830
It should kill any of the
eggs left inside of you.
727
00:38:47,914 --> 00:38:49,123
Did you drink it all?
728
00:38:49,207 --> 00:38:50,958
Mmm... (VOMITS)
729
00:38:53,711 --> 00:38:58,549
When you left Brakebills, you
said that you couldn't forgive me.
730
00:39:00,259 --> 00:39:01,385
Was that real?
731
00:39:03,638 --> 00:39:05,389
Didn't it feel real?
732
00:39:05,473 --> 00:39:08,100
I thought it might've
been that thing you do
733
00:39:08,184 --> 00:39:11,312
where you push me away
in order to protect me.
734
00:39:12,939 --> 00:39:15,858
From the Lamprey, or...
735
00:39:15,942 --> 00:39:17,818
I mean, I could tell
you were fine with things
736
00:39:17,902 --> 00:39:20,821
just going on the way
they were, it's just,
737
00:39:20,905 --> 00:39:24,325
sort of sleeping together,
or whenever...
738
00:39:24,408 --> 00:39:26,452
There were two of us
doing that, Alice.
739
00:39:26,536 --> 00:39:28,538
It wasn't just me.
Yeah, I know.
740
00:39:28,621 --> 00:39:30,081
I...
741
00:39:30,164 --> 00:39:32,583
I know that,
and it felt good,
742
00:39:32,667 --> 00:39:36,462
I'm not saying that it didn't,
and I'm not mad at you, Q.
743
00:39:37,922 --> 00:39:40,633
I'm just...
I'm not that girl anymore.
744
00:39:40,716 --> 00:39:43,844
And I can't ever be her
again. I don't know how.
745
00:39:43,928 --> 00:39:49,392
I know that I have said this before
and that it probably sounds ridiculous.
746
00:39:49,475 --> 00:39:50,977
I just wanna help.
747
00:39:53,229 --> 00:39:54,230
I really mean it.
748
00:39:54,313 --> 00:39:56,065
Yeah, I know. I know you do.
749
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,609
I just...
750
00:39:59,902 --> 00:40:04,949
I guess what I'm trying to
say is, I don't know what I want.
751
00:40:05,575 --> 00:40:07,034
That's okay.
752
00:40:07,493 --> 00:40:08,869
It's confusing.
753
00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:12,957
I lived
this whole other life,
754
00:40:13,874 --> 00:40:18,546
and a part of that is still who
I am, whether I like it or not.
755
00:40:19,589 --> 00:40:21,257
But when you look at me,
756
00:40:22,133 --> 00:40:27,430
all I see is that Alice
reflecting back in your eyes.
757
00:40:27,638 --> 00:40:30,891
The old Alice, like... Like
that's who you want me to be.
758
00:40:30,975 --> 00:40:32,560
She's gone.
759
00:40:32,977 --> 00:40:34,478
(CHUCKLES)
760
00:40:34,562 --> 00:40:38,107
It's just...
It makes it too hard, Quentin.
761
00:40:40,526 --> 00:40:41,819
STEPHANIE: Alice!
762
00:40:43,112 --> 00:40:44,155
Daniel!
763
00:40:44,488 --> 00:40:45,740
Alice!
764
00:40:46,907 --> 00:40:48,367
Daniel!
765
00:40:48,451 --> 00:40:49,827
Oh, my God.
766
00:40:58,252 --> 00:41:02,048
(INAUDIBLE)
767
00:41:32,912 --> 00:41:34,997
I think I've got it.
768
00:41:36,332 --> 00:41:38,084
Oh, it's juicy.
769
00:41:38,334 --> 00:41:40,169
I'll save it for later.
770
00:41:46,133 --> 00:41:47,218
I'll close the wound.
771
00:41:48,511 --> 00:41:51,305
It may take him
some time to heal.
772
00:41:51,931 --> 00:41:53,099
JULIA: Thank you.
773
00:41:56,727 --> 00:41:57,812
(SIGHS)
774
00:42:03,776 --> 00:42:04,777
KADY: Penny?
775
00:42:05,486 --> 00:42:06,612
Penny.
776
00:42:07,446 --> 00:42:08,614
Penny?
777
00:42:08,864 --> 00:42:09,865
Penny.
778
00:42:10,199 --> 00:42:11,409
No. (GASPS)
779
00:42:12,993 --> 00:42:14,245
Penny, come on.
780
00:42:14,870 --> 00:42:16,163
I'm sorry.
781
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,166
You called me too late.
782
00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:21,460
No, no, no, he can't.
783
00:42:21,544 --> 00:42:22,712
No, come on, Penny.
784
00:42:22,795 --> 00:42:24,296
Don't...
Don't, come on.
785
00:42:24,922 --> 00:42:26,132
Oh, no.
786
00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:28,092
No.
787
00:42:30,761 --> 00:42:32,304
(KADY WHIMPERS)
788
00:42:36,392 --> 00:42:37,560
Shit.
789
00:42:37,584 --> 00:42:42,584
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