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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,089 --> 00:00:02,757 QUENTIN: Previously on The Magicians... 2 00:00:02,841 --> 00:00:05,802 I'll send you on an epic quest. 3 00:00:05,886 --> 00:00:07,429 JULIA: The Tale of the Seven Keys. 4 00:00:07,762 --> 00:00:11,391 My father's dying, and I need you to fix him. 5 00:00:11,641 --> 00:00:14,686 FAIRY QUEEN: I require someone I trust to accompany you. 6 00:00:14,769 --> 00:00:16,521 I'd like you to meet your daughter. 7 00:00:16,605 --> 00:00:17,772 What? 8 00:00:17,856 --> 00:00:19,608 PENNY: Just say it. Cancer. 9 00:00:19,691 --> 00:00:21,026 KADY: Call it cancer plus. 10 00:00:21,109 --> 00:00:22,360 How long till I die? 11 00:00:22,444 --> 00:00:24,196 No, you're not going to, okay? 12 00:00:26,406 --> 00:00:27,824 Holy shit. 13 00:00:27,908 --> 00:00:29,701 FRIAR JOSEPH: As a Niff in, you made enemies. 14 00:00:29,784 --> 00:00:32,704 I am here to warn you that one of them seeks you. 15 00:00:32,787 --> 00:00:34,706 Who? WARLOCK: The Lamprey. 16 00:00:34,789 --> 00:00:36,875 What do you want with the Lamprey anyway? 17 00:00:36,958 --> 00:00:38,877 It's more what the Lamprey wants with me. 18 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,378 Well, if you could do magic... 19 00:00:40,462 --> 00:00:41,880 Yeah, well, I can't. 20 00:00:41,963 --> 00:00:45,133 You're down to an early warning device... An alarm, if you will. 21 00:00:45,217 --> 00:00:46,968 (HISSES, SHRIEKS) (ALL GASP) 22 00:00:48,136 --> 00:00:49,262 QUENTIN: Help you? (GROWLS) 23 00:00:49,804 --> 00:00:51,765 (BOTH GRUNTING) 24 00:00:53,141 --> 00:00:54,643 (SIGHS) 25 00:00:58,897 --> 00:01:01,191 (LEAVES RUSTLING) 26 00:01:17,374 --> 00:01:18,583 (CAT MEOWS) 27 00:01:20,126 --> 00:01:21,211 Sorry about this. 28 00:01:21,336 --> 00:01:22,420 (SOFT MEWLING) 29 00:01:22,504 --> 00:01:24,089 I need your help. 30 00:01:27,259 --> 00:01:29,427 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. 31 00:01:29,511 --> 00:01:31,471 So, I'm not dead anymore. 32 00:01:32,389 --> 00:01:33,640 (WHIMPERS) 33 00:01:34,140 --> 00:01:35,350 (DOOR OPENS) 34 00:01:35,433 --> 00:01:36,518 Alice? 35 00:01:36,851 --> 00:01:37,894 Shit. 36 00:01:39,521 --> 00:01:40,939 Hi, Mom. 37 00:01:42,857 --> 00:01:44,484 So, I'm alive. 38 00:01:44,567 --> 00:01:45,944 Oh, I know. 39 00:01:46,027 --> 00:01:50,907 Quentin called us after it happened, and you're just visiting us now. 40 00:01:54,327 --> 00:01:56,371 I've been meaning to come by... 41 00:01:57,539 --> 00:01:59,124 STEPHANIE: Excuse the mess. 42 00:01:59,207 --> 00:02:02,294 All our architectural enchantments collapsed 43 00:02:02,377 --> 00:02:03,837 when magic vanished. 44 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,965 But then, you'd know that if you ever called. 45 00:02:07,841 --> 00:02:09,592 (CAT GROWLS) 46 00:02:10,427 --> 00:02:11,678 Who's she? 47 00:02:11,761 --> 00:02:13,054 That's Carol. 48 00:02:13,138 --> 00:02:14,639 That's Carol? 49 00:02:14,723 --> 00:02:16,808 Well, maybe you didn't realize that she used 50 00:02:16,891 --> 00:02:20,145 a lot of illusion work to keep herself looking thin. 51 00:02:20,228 --> 00:02:21,771 So, now she drinks. 52 00:02:21,855 --> 00:02:23,148 Carol? 53 00:02:23,231 --> 00:02:25,108 You remember my daughter, Alice? 54 00:02:25,525 --> 00:02:26,985 She used to be dead. 55 00:02:27,068 --> 00:02:28,194 Now she isn't. 56 00:02:28,403 --> 00:02:31,281 And it's only just now that she's decided to visit us. 57 00:02:31,865 --> 00:02:33,491 And she brought a cat. 58 00:02:33,575 --> 00:02:34,909 (CAT MEOWS) 59 00:02:35,785 --> 00:02:37,078 (GULPS) 60 00:02:40,582 --> 00:02:43,835 ELIOT: That priest held a whole island hostage with this key. 61 00:02:43,918 --> 00:02:47,088 Meanwhile, I can't seem to get it to do anything. 62 00:02:47,172 --> 00:02:49,549 Kinda creeps me out every time I pick it up, though. 63 00:02:49,632 --> 00:02:51,092 We need a rabbit. 64 00:02:51,176 --> 00:02:52,719 I need to send a message to King Quentin ASAP. 65 00:02:52,802 --> 00:02:54,179 How close is the nearest island? 66 00:02:54,262 --> 00:02:55,972 Beyond Fillory's territorial waters, 67 00:02:56,056 --> 00:02:58,266 the islands don't like to be mapped, 68 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:00,518 so sometimes they move. 69 00:03:00,602 --> 00:03:02,187 I'm reasonably certain that the nearest one 70 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:04,856 is somewhere in this general area, Your Majesty. 71 00:03:04,939 --> 00:03:07,359 Mmm. LACKER: All hands on deck! 72 00:03:17,911 --> 00:03:20,747 What's going on, Admiral? 73 00:03:20,830 --> 00:03:22,665 Trouble on the horizon, sire. 74 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:24,584 Pirates. 75 00:03:26,378 --> 00:03:28,797 They're flying the red bones, Your Majesty. 76 00:03:29,130 --> 00:03:30,757 No quarter given. 77 00:03:32,842 --> 00:03:34,135 Well, shit. 78 00:03:36,054 --> 00:03:38,598 Hey, Q. Did you find Kady? 79 00:03:38,681 --> 00:03:40,266 No, I struck out. 80 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:41,768 JULIA: Yeah, so did Josh. 81 00:03:41,851 --> 00:03:43,978 I'm at the cottage checking bedrooms now. 82 00:03:45,271 --> 00:03:46,689 Do you wanna meet me here, or... 83 00:03:46,773 --> 00:03:48,108 QUENTIN: No, I can't. 84 00:03:48,191 --> 00:03:49,651 I have to leave town. My dad got worse. 85 00:03:49,734 --> 00:03:51,444 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 86 00:03:51,528 --> 00:03:53,405 Let me know if you need anything, okay? 87 00:03:53,488 --> 00:03:54,572 Will do. 88 00:03:54,656 --> 00:03:55,782 I should go. 89 00:04:02,122 --> 00:04:03,540 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 90 00:04:05,708 --> 00:04:06,709 Hi. 91 00:04:07,794 --> 00:04:08,795 Can I come in? 92 00:04:09,462 --> 00:04:10,547 Please? 93 00:04:10,630 --> 00:04:12,006 Give me another chance. 94 00:04:15,427 --> 00:04:16,803 Oh, my God. 95 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,013 He looks terrible. 96 00:04:19,848 --> 00:04:21,141 KADY: And getting worse. 97 00:04:23,977 --> 00:04:27,230 I have a ritual that could save him but it requires a lot of magic, 98 00:04:27,313 --> 00:04:30,233 so, you can participate, or you can fuck off. 99 00:04:30,316 --> 00:04:31,734 Dealer's choice. 100 00:04:31,818 --> 00:04:32,944 What's the ritual? 101 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:35,822 We're gonna summon a demon. 102 00:04:39,242 --> 00:04:41,244 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 103 00:04:49,252 --> 00:04:52,714 (PIRATES GRUNTING) 104 00:04:56,593 --> 00:04:58,970 (GRUNTING) 105 00:05:03,766 --> 00:05:05,185 I don't understand. 106 00:05:05,268 --> 00:05:06,811 What are the pirates trying to do? 107 00:05:06,895 --> 00:05:08,062 Kill us and take our ship. 108 00:05:08,146 --> 00:05:10,482 Are they allowed to do that? 109 00:05:10,565 --> 00:05:12,150 I thought father was the King. 110 00:05:12,233 --> 00:05:13,485 He is. (SIGHS) 111 00:05:13,568 --> 00:05:15,487 That's why they want to steal from him. He's rich. 112 00:05:15,570 --> 00:05:17,447 You should lock yourself and your family in the royal cabin. 113 00:05:17,530 --> 00:05:19,240 Please, Your Majesty, come with me. 114 00:05:19,324 --> 00:05:20,783 (PIRATES GRUNTING) 115 00:05:24,662 --> 00:05:27,916 What an odd way to make a living, pirating. 116 00:05:27,999 --> 00:05:29,167 We can make our stand here. 117 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:30,668 Fray, get behind me. 118 00:05:30,752 --> 00:05:32,670 I won't let them harm you and neither will your father. 119 00:05:32,754 --> 00:05:34,839 Please, Lady Fen, if we fight, they'll kill us. 120 00:05:34,923 --> 00:05:38,384 Plus, are we super totally sure that talking to them won't work? 121 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:39,969 No, pirates take. That's what they do. 122 00:05:40,053 --> 00:05:41,638 Will you not fight, Father? 123 00:05:41,721 --> 00:05:44,766 Your father is a powerful Magician, but when magic disappeared... 124 00:05:44,849 --> 00:05:46,309 Is father a coward, then? 125 00:05:46,392 --> 00:05:48,019 Father's a survivor. 126 00:05:48,895 --> 00:05:50,188 That's weird. 127 00:05:50,647 --> 00:05:53,650 Was there always a keyhole right there? 128 00:05:55,693 --> 00:05:56,903 Wait a second. 129 00:05:57,153 --> 00:05:58,613 (PIRATES GRUNTING) 130 00:06:06,538 --> 00:06:08,665 (LOCK CLICKING) 131 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:25,098 Mom, can we talk privately, please? 132 00:06:25,181 --> 00:06:28,560 Well, I certainly don't have anything to hide from Carol. 133 00:06:28,643 --> 00:06:32,522 We were just discussing how magic is due to come back anytime now. 134 00:06:32,605 --> 00:06:34,315 What a cute little kitten. 135 00:06:34,399 --> 00:06:37,151 (CAT HISSING) Oh. Oh! 136 00:06:37,735 --> 00:06:38,861 Back off, Carol! 137 00:06:38,945 --> 00:06:40,905 STEPHANIE: Alice, really? 138 00:06:40,989 --> 00:06:42,782 Just stay away from her. 139 00:06:42,865 --> 00:06:44,200 Don't be ridiculous. 140 00:06:44,284 --> 00:06:45,994 Now, Carol is in a very fragile state... 141 00:06:46,077 --> 00:06:47,620 You need to listen to me right now. 142 00:06:47,704 --> 00:06:48,830 No, no, no, no. 143 00:06:48,913 --> 00:06:49,914 You listen to me. 144 00:06:50,039 --> 00:06:52,125 Now, you can't just come traipsing back in here 145 00:06:52,208 --> 00:06:54,794 without any regard for people's feelings. 146 00:06:55,628 --> 00:06:56,796 Fine. 147 00:06:56,879 --> 00:06:58,006 Where's Dad, then? 148 00:06:58,756 --> 00:07:00,258 Look, all I'm saying is, 149 00:07:00,341 --> 00:07:02,552 how well do you know this person who gave you the ritual? 150 00:07:02,635 --> 00:07:06,264 Look, I'd love to be more cautious, but Penny is gonna die. 151 00:07:06,347 --> 00:07:10,476 So, if you have a better idea right now, I'm all ears. 152 00:07:15,732 --> 00:07:16,733 Okay. 153 00:07:18,026 --> 00:07:19,611 What do you need me to do? 154 00:07:20,987 --> 00:07:25,366 I need a goat femur, pencil shavings, and some other stuff for the summoning. 155 00:07:28,036 --> 00:07:30,204 DANIEL: Oh, Alice. 156 00:07:30,288 --> 00:07:33,708 I am so glad to see you. 157 00:07:33,791 --> 00:07:36,669 When we heard, I knew that you would take the time that you need, but... 158 00:07:36,753 --> 00:07:38,212 Dad, we have to hurry. 159 00:07:38,296 --> 00:07:39,922 There's a Lamprey after me. 160 00:07:40,006 --> 00:07:41,466 A Lamprey? 161 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:44,886 What did you do to it? 162 00:07:44,969 --> 00:07:46,471 It's not important, it... (SIGHS) 163 00:07:46,554 --> 00:07:48,973 But it's after me and anyone connected to me, 164 00:07:49,057 --> 00:07:51,976 and, look, I think it's inside Carol right now. 165 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:53,645 But... Carol is with your mother. 166 00:07:53,728 --> 00:07:55,730 And I tried to warn her, but you know Mom. 167 00:07:55,813 --> 00:07:59,484 If I had any magic at all, I'd be able to fight it, but I don't. 168 00:07:59,567 --> 00:08:02,612 So, I need your help. Now. 169 00:08:03,154 --> 00:08:04,656 MARGO: Seriously, Tick? 170 00:08:04,739 --> 00:08:06,157 What is the problem here? 171 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:10,244 I asked for two simple things. 172 00:08:10,328 --> 00:08:14,332 Pull up the fields, plant some goddamn mushrooms. 173 00:08:14,415 --> 00:08:17,168 If you will allow me to mansplain, Your Highness, 174 00:08:17,251 --> 00:08:19,879 the farmers are hesitant because you're asking them 175 00:08:19,962 --> 00:08:22,674 to throw out food and replace it with... 176 00:08:22,757 --> 00:08:25,009 Inedible mushrooms, I got it. 177 00:08:25,093 --> 00:08:29,722 And mansplaining is a bad thing, Tick. 178 00:08:29,806 --> 00:08:32,892 But I'm a man... Explaining. 179 00:08:32,975 --> 00:08:34,435 Is that not mansplaining? 180 00:08:34,519 --> 00:08:36,312 Perhaps you could woman-splain it to me. 181 00:08:36,396 --> 00:08:39,774 It's not me. It's the fucking fairies. 182 00:08:39,857 --> 00:08:41,567 This is more of their bullshit. 183 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:46,114 Earthworms, squirrel tongues, and now mushroom fields. 184 00:08:46,197 --> 00:08:49,117 I just need it done. Okay? 185 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,994 The Queen will not be pleased. 186 00:08:52,078 --> 00:08:55,915 Are the fairies here right now? 187 00:08:56,499 --> 00:08:58,042 They were. 188 00:08:58,126 --> 00:08:59,627 Now they've gone to tell the Queen 189 00:08:59,711 --> 00:09:01,796 that we screwed the pooch right in the pooper. 190 00:09:01,879 --> 00:09:03,965 That sounds painful. It is. 191 00:09:04,048 --> 00:09:05,675 Your Highness! 192 00:09:05,758 --> 00:09:08,052 We just received a report from the seagulls 193 00:09:08,136 --> 00:09:10,346 that the Muntjac has been captured by pirates. 194 00:09:10,430 --> 00:09:12,056 Two days' sail from After Island. 195 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:14,517 Son of a twat. 196 00:09:15,476 --> 00:09:19,063 Tick, what is the fastest boat in our Navy? 197 00:09:19,147 --> 00:09:22,442 The Morgan Downs, ma'am, could reach the Muntjac in a week. 198 00:09:22,525 --> 00:09:25,236 Without magical assistance, that's the best we can muster. 199 00:09:25,319 --> 00:09:29,490 No, it is not the best we can muster. 200 00:09:31,033 --> 00:09:32,618 Follow me, dick holes. 201 00:09:35,997 --> 00:09:37,999 Did she call us "dick holes"? 202 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:48,092 Queen Margo. 203 00:09:49,051 --> 00:09:51,763 Perhaps you can tell me what's taking so long 204 00:09:51,846 --> 00:09:54,098 to plant the mushroom fields. 205 00:09:54,348 --> 00:09:55,475 (SIGHS) 206 00:09:55,558 --> 00:09:57,852 Mushroom screw-ups are on these chuckle heads. 207 00:09:58,019 --> 00:10:00,521 Meanwhile, I have a real problem. 208 00:10:00,605 --> 00:10:04,817 The High King was hijacked by pirates and I can't help him. 209 00:10:04,901 --> 00:10:06,194 But you can. 210 00:10:06,277 --> 00:10:08,070 I don't see why that's my problem. 211 00:10:08,154 --> 00:10:10,406 You wanna run this kingdom behind the scenes, fine. 212 00:10:10,490 --> 00:10:12,784 But what happens when every jackoff out there 213 00:10:12,867 --> 00:10:15,620 gets the idea that Fillory is easy pickings with magic gone 214 00:10:15,703 --> 00:10:17,622 'cause we can't even defend our high king? 215 00:10:17,705 --> 00:10:20,124 You think you can't get mushroom fields planted now, 216 00:10:20,208 --> 00:10:21,626 see what happens then. 217 00:10:23,211 --> 00:10:25,004 Interesting argument. 218 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,256 I'll tell you what. 219 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:30,176 I can bring you there via Pegasus, 220 00:10:31,385 --> 00:10:35,264 but you negotiate with the privateers on your own. 221 00:10:35,348 --> 00:10:36,599 When do we leave? 222 00:10:36,682 --> 00:10:37,809 (CLEARS THROAT) 223 00:10:37,892 --> 00:10:40,603 (SIGHS) These two need to come with. 224 00:10:43,523 --> 00:10:45,191 (BOTH GASP) 225 00:10:47,401 --> 00:10:49,612 (CAROL WHIMPERING) 226 00:10:50,696 --> 00:10:51,864 Oh, my God... 227 00:10:51,948 --> 00:10:53,407 Alice! 228 00:10:53,491 --> 00:10:54,534 Daniel. 229 00:10:54,617 --> 00:10:56,035 What are you doing? 230 00:10:56,118 --> 00:10:59,580 Mom, I don't expect you to understand, but Carol has a Lamprey inside of her 231 00:10:59,664 --> 00:11:01,332 and if I don't get it out, it'll kill all of us. 232 00:11:01,415 --> 00:11:03,125 An old Sumerian text suggested that 233 00:11:03,209 --> 00:11:06,379 parasites like this might be vulnerable to lightning, so... 234 00:11:06,462 --> 00:11:07,880 Oh, God. 235 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:09,841 And... 236 00:11:09,924 --> 00:11:10,925 STEPHANIE: What are you doing? 237 00:11:11,008 --> 00:11:13,135 (MUFFLED SCREAMING) Oh... 238 00:11:16,848 --> 00:11:18,015 Damn it, it's dead. 239 00:11:18,099 --> 00:11:21,644 Quentin, tell her to put that thing down right this instant. 240 00:11:21,727 --> 00:11:22,728 What are you doing here? 241 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,313 Your cat exploded. What did you expect me to do? 242 00:11:24,397 --> 00:11:26,774 Not, like, follow me home. Jesus. 243 00:11:26,941 --> 00:11:28,526 Hold on, your cat exploded? 244 00:11:28,609 --> 00:11:30,862 Cats detect Lampreys by exploding. 245 00:11:32,113 --> 00:11:33,197 (GRUNTS) 246 00:11:33,281 --> 00:11:35,491 All of you, stay away from me! 247 00:11:36,158 --> 00:11:38,077 Oh, great. 248 00:11:38,578 --> 00:11:41,205 Now Carol won't come over here anymore. 249 00:11:41,289 --> 00:11:42,874 Honey, I know this really isn't the time, 250 00:11:42,957 --> 00:11:46,878 but shouldn't the Lamprey have come out of Carol after you shocked her? 251 00:11:46,961 --> 00:11:48,671 But the kitten freaked out when it looked at Carol. 252 00:11:48,754 --> 00:11:51,549 Yeah, but Carol is a mess. Maybe the cat could sense it. 253 00:11:51,632 --> 00:11:53,342 Maybe the Lamprey isn't here. 254 00:11:53,426 --> 00:11:55,553 Yeah, well, maybe the Lamprey doesn't exist. 255 00:11:55,636 --> 00:11:59,056 The Lamprey exists, Mother, and it can track long distances, 256 00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:00,224 and it's coming for me. 257 00:12:00,308 --> 00:12:02,810 Why, what did you do to it? 258 00:12:02,894 --> 00:12:04,228 You wouldn't understand. 259 00:12:04,312 --> 00:12:06,105 Why don't you just try me? 260 00:12:06,188 --> 00:12:09,108 Whatever she did, she did it because she was a Niff in. 261 00:12:09,191 --> 00:12:11,652 Oh, God, Daniel, I know she was a Niff in. 262 00:12:11,736 --> 00:12:14,572 I thought she was dead for months. 263 00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:15,907 Wait a second. 264 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:18,951 You thought that Carol had this Lamprey in her, 265 00:12:19,035 --> 00:12:21,078 and you left me alone with her? 266 00:12:21,162 --> 00:12:23,331 I told you to get away from her. 267 00:12:23,414 --> 00:12:27,585 Okay, you are the most selfish daughter on the planet. 268 00:12:27,668 --> 00:12:30,755 Quentin, what's going on with your neck? 269 00:12:30,838 --> 00:12:32,089 What do you mean? 270 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:35,259 Honey, I thought I saw Quentin's neck move. 271 00:12:35,343 --> 00:12:37,136 What? STEPHANIE: Wait. 272 00:12:37,219 --> 00:12:38,679 Where did Quentin get to? 273 00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:40,014 Shit. 274 00:12:42,016 --> 00:12:45,227 PICKWICK: We are very, very lucky Her Majesty the Fairy Queen 275 00:12:45,311 --> 00:12:47,188 is so persuasive with the Pegasi. 276 00:12:47,271 --> 00:12:49,190 They can be most quarrelsome creatures. 277 00:12:49,273 --> 00:12:51,776 I smell like a horse fucked a bird. 278 00:12:51,859 --> 00:12:54,236 Actually, it was the other way around. 279 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:58,783 I'm going to go sun myself up here while you chat with your pirates. 280 00:12:58,866 --> 00:13:00,409 But don't worry. 281 00:13:00,493 --> 00:13:02,119 I got my eye on you. 282 00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:06,791 Who are you lot supposed to be? 283 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:11,295 I'm High Queen Margo the Destroyer, and the entourage. 284 00:13:12,046 --> 00:13:13,297 You brought a fairy with you. 285 00:13:13,381 --> 00:13:14,966 You can see her? 286 00:13:15,049 --> 00:13:18,761 Yes, well, most pirates have made a fairy deal at one time or another. 287 00:13:18,844 --> 00:13:20,888 My name is Hoop, Ms. Destroyer. 288 00:13:20,972 --> 00:13:25,226 I'll take you below decks to meet our pirate king. 289 00:13:27,561 --> 00:13:30,022 PICKWICK: My Queen, a word before you go? 290 00:13:30,106 --> 00:13:33,359 Perhaps you're familiar with my family's reputation 291 00:13:33,442 --> 00:13:35,111 around the court as pickpockets? 292 00:13:35,194 --> 00:13:36,654 I've heard. What's your point? 293 00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:40,032 Only that my skills in this field could be useful to you. 294 00:13:40,157 --> 00:13:42,159 I'll keep an eye on my jewels. Are we done here? 295 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:52,336 Are you suggesting that you could... 296 00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:54,922 Although Her Majesty lacks depth perception, 297 00:13:55,006 --> 00:13:58,843 she does not lack in depth or perception. 298 00:13:58,926 --> 00:14:02,096 You keep an eye on the pirates. 299 00:14:02,179 --> 00:14:05,391 If anything turns up missing, we'll know they're the culprits. 300 00:14:06,058 --> 00:14:09,603 I shall catch up with you below decks, ma'am. 301 00:14:14,442 --> 00:14:16,527 STEPHANIE: What on Earth are you doing? 302 00:14:16,610 --> 00:14:18,821 ALICE: I can't afford even the tiniest crack. 303 00:14:18,904 --> 00:14:20,573 When the Lamprey is outside the host, 304 00:14:20,656 --> 00:14:22,324 it can enter through almost any opening. 305 00:14:22,408 --> 00:14:24,535 Why do you assume the Lamprey's even here? 306 00:14:24,618 --> 00:14:26,620 Maybe your boyfriend's just looking for attention. 307 00:14:26,704 --> 00:14:29,081 Dad saw his neck move and he's not my boyfriend. 308 00:14:29,165 --> 00:14:31,208 You really saw his neck move? 309 00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:32,877 You know, without your optical spells, 310 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,212 your vision really isn't what it used to be. 311 00:14:35,296 --> 00:14:36,922 I mean, it looked weird. 312 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:38,966 We can't risk it. If the Lamprey is in the house, 313 00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:41,927 we can't let it sneak back in here and take over one of us. 314 00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:44,388 What if Quentin tries to get back in here himself? 315 00:14:44,472 --> 00:14:45,890 We could call the police. 316 00:14:45,973 --> 00:14:48,309 They could come and get him out of the house. 317 00:14:48,392 --> 00:14:49,769 Problem solved. 318 00:14:49,852 --> 00:14:52,563 That's a bad idea. If it's inside Quentin, who knows what he'll do? 319 00:14:52,646 --> 00:14:54,273 They'll end up shooting him dead. 320 00:14:54,356 --> 00:14:57,068 Well, you did say he wasn't your boyfriend anymore. 321 00:14:58,152 --> 00:15:00,571 Okay, but killing Quentin won't kill the Lamprey. 322 00:15:00,654 --> 00:15:03,491 It'll end up jumping bodies, and then we're up against 323 00:15:03,574 --> 00:15:06,410 a possessed cop with a gun trying to kill us. 324 00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:08,704 I'm gonna need more wine. 325 00:15:08,788 --> 00:15:11,916 I knew I should've bought a gun when magic went out. 326 00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:13,918 No, a gun won't protect us against a Lamprey. 327 00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:16,921 That is the only weapon that we have, except the battery's dead. 328 00:15:17,004 --> 00:15:18,214 We need a new one. 329 00:15:18,297 --> 00:15:19,548 There's a car in the garage. 330 00:15:19,632 --> 00:15:21,759 Don't those use some kind of battery? 331 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:27,681 STEPHANIE: Okay, now what are you doing? 332 00:15:27,765 --> 00:15:30,267 The Lamprey can enter through almost any orifice, 333 00:15:30,351 --> 00:15:33,062 even skin, so I'm going to get that battery 334 00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:35,314 and I'm not taking any chances. 335 00:15:39,652 --> 00:15:40,694 Thank you. 336 00:15:40,778 --> 00:15:41,779 Yeah. 337 00:15:42,696 --> 00:15:45,157 You're missing the signs, Julia. 338 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,409 What? 339 00:15:47,493 --> 00:15:49,620 I thought you'd be further along. 340 00:15:49,703 --> 00:15:52,123 We're going to have to push you. 341 00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:55,084 What are you talking about? 342 00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:57,044 I said thank you. 343 00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:59,463 Oh. Sorry. 344 00:16:10,641 --> 00:16:12,143 (CLATTERING) 345 00:16:17,731 --> 00:16:18,774 (CRACKLING) 346 00:16:34,456 --> 00:16:36,125 (GLASS CLINKING) 347 00:16:48,345 --> 00:16:49,597 Alice. 348 00:16:51,765 --> 00:16:52,850 Hey! 349 00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:54,351 Don't come any closer or I'll smash your head in! 350 00:16:54,435 --> 00:16:55,895 Alice, come on ! (SCREAMS) 351 00:16:55,978 --> 00:16:57,605 Ah ! I'm not the Lamprey, Alice! 352 00:16:57,688 --> 00:16:59,190 How do I know you're not the Lamprey! 353 00:16:59,273 --> 00:17:00,608 I don't know how to prove it. I'm just, I'm not... 354 00:17:00,691 --> 00:17:02,526 It's... It's gone! It left! 355 00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:04,570 What? (SIGHS) 356 00:17:04,904 --> 00:17:06,780 (QUENTIN GRUNTS) 357 00:17:06,864 --> 00:17:08,032 Why did it leave you? 358 00:17:08,115 --> 00:17:09,366 QUENTIN: I don't know. 359 00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:10,576 (GRUNTS) 360 00:17:14,038 --> 00:17:16,290 I was awake the whole time. 361 00:17:16,665 --> 00:17:19,877 I could feel it controlling me and searching my memory. 362 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:23,380 It was... I just couldn't do anything to stop it. 363 00:17:23,464 --> 00:17:25,299 It's angry at you, Alice. 364 00:17:25,382 --> 00:17:27,384 What did you do to it? 365 00:17:27,468 --> 00:17:29,553 I... I don't remember. 366 00:17:29,637 --> 00:17:30,971 It's weird. 367 00:17:31,722 --> 00:17:34,725 I could've snapped your neck over there so easy. 368 00:17:34,808 --> 00:17:37,394 And the Lamprey didn't want to for some reason. 369 00:17:37,478 --> 00:17:40,564 Well, if it doesn't wanna kill me, what does it want? 370 00:17:40,648 --> 00:17:43,776 I am taking our daughter seriously. 371 00:17:43,859 --> 00:17:46,403 DANIEL: Help me finish taping up the windows, won't you? 372 00:17:46,487 --> 00:17:47,738 STEPHANIE: Fine. 373 00:17:47,821 --> 00:17:50,324 But wouldn't it be nice if just once, 374 00:17:50,407 --> 00:17:54,411 Alice would come without bringing all of her drama with her? 375 00:18:03,337 --> 00:18:05,839 What's with the candy? (SIGHS) 376 00:18:05,923 --> 00:18:10,261 You gonna summon some kind of chocolate-loving demon to save my ass? 377 00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:14,098 The scent of chocolate makes them less likely to eat us. 378 00:18:15,349 --> 00:18:16,350 I hope. 379 00:18:17,101 --> 00:18:18,477 (SIGHS) 380 00:18:19,853 --> 00:18:22,773 The only nice thing about losing magic... 381 00:18:23,983 --> 00:18:26,694 The radio signals in my head went out too. 382 00:18:26,777 --> 00:18:28,821 All's quiet on the psychic front? 383 00:18:29,196 --> 00:18:30,531 Yeah. 384 00:18:30,614 --> 00:18:32,491 Could get used to that. 385 00:18:32,574 --> 00:18:33,617 (SIGHS) 386 00:18:35,703 --> 00:18:37,955 That's one of Mayakovsky's? 387 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:42,626 Damn. 388 00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,253 You sure you wanna do this? 389 00:18:44,336 --> 00:18:46,338 There's a lot of magic in that. 390 00:18:46,422 --> 00:18:48,424 You sure you wanna waste it on me? 391 00:18:48,507 --> 00:18:49,842 I stole it. 392 00:18:49,967 --> 00:18:51,302 It's my call. 393 00:18:51,802 --> 00:18:54,638 You don't owe me anything, Kady. 394 00:18:54,722 --> 00:18:56,515 Of course you'd say that. 395 00:18:58,017 --> 00:19:00,769 You got poisoned trying to help me. 396 00:19:01,103 --> 00:19:02,855 If I didn't try to help you, I... 397 00:19:03,314 --> 00:19:05,149 I couldn't live with myself. 398 00:19:06,317 --> 00:19:07,860 Guess I should say thanks. 399 00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:09,862 Yeah, you should. 400 00:19:12,489 --> 00:19:14,825 (COUGHING) 401 00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:25,669 Julia will be back soon. 402 00:19:25,753 --> 00:19:29,381 I will try not to die. 403 00:19:29,465 --> 00:19:31,133 (LAUGHS) 404 00:19:32,676 --> 00:19:34,595 I appreciate that. 405 00:19:44,855 --> 00:19:46,273 (SIGHS) 406 00:19:47,983 --> 00:19:49,485 (GASPS) 407 00:19:51,278 --> 00:19:52,488 Good job, Tick. 408 00:19:52,571 --> 00:19:56,533 Your praise is everything, but I would also like a country estate. 409 00:19:56,617 --> 00:19:58,243 Don't get greedy. 410 00:20:02,122 --> 00:20:05,709 HOOP: Queen Margo the Destroyer, my king. 411 00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:08,212 You're the pirate king? 412 00:20:08,295 --> 00:20:12,341 As king, I get to be called whatever the fuck I want. 413 00:20:12,424 --> 00:20:13,884 That's fine by me. 414 00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:18,347 I'm here to motherfucking parlay, Ms. King. 415 00:20:19,932 --> 00:20:22,017 Maybe you and I could, um, 416 00:20:22,101 --> 00:20:26,063 take a private cabin and parlay a thing or two on our own. 417 00:20:26,146 --> 00:20:27,648 Yeah, I'm hot. 418 00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:30,025 You're extremely hot yourself. 419 00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:33,529 But you just took over my goddamn boat, 420 00:20:33,612 --> 00:20:37,658 which tells me you're not one to pay attention to a safe word. 421 00:20:37,741 --> 00:20:39,451 What's a safe word? 422 00:20:39,535 --> 00:20:41,078 Exactly. 423 00:20:41,161 --> 00:20:44,373 I'm here on business, not pleasure. 424 00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:52,339 But... You give me what I want, I won't take anything off the table. 425 00:20:53,132 --> 00:20:54,425 Hmm. 426 00:20:55,259 --> 00:20:58,554 Never could control myself around a one-eyed girl. 427 00:20:58,637 --> 00:21:02,224 Well, we've all got a thing. 428 00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:06,311 I need to see High King Eliot. 429 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,063 Now. 430 00:21:12,818 --> 00:21:14,153 Mmm-hmm. 431 00:21:24,371 --> 00:21:25,581 My Queen! 432 00:21:25,664 --> 00:21:28,083 It is I, your High King Eliot... (LAUGHS) 433 00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:30,878 In the flesh. (SIGHS) 434 00:21:38,802 --> 00:21:40,512 So, you think it left the house? 435 00:21:40,596 --> 00:21:43,682 Yes, and we need to find out what it really wanted before it comes back. 436 00:21:43,765 --> 00:21:46,018 I have some pre-Christian volumes that might be useful, 437 00:21:46,101 --> 00:21:49,521 but I was thinking we might be better off avoiding the Fertile Crescent. 438 00:21:49,605 --> 00:21:51,148 I was thinking Asian myself. 439 00:21:51,231 --> 00:21:53,275 Stephanie, we really need to stay put here. 440 00:21:53,358 --> 00:21:55,068 But you said it left the house. 441 00:21:55,152 --> 00:21:57,946 Yeah, but it's going to come back, we think. 442 00:21:58,030 --> 00:21:59,156 Mom. STEPHANIE: Darling... 443 00:21:59,239 --> 00:22:00,491 I have to go to the bathroom. 444 00:22:00,574 --> 00:22:01,909 There's one right out there. 445 00:22:01,992 --> 00:22:04,745 Don't you think we would've heard it if it had come back inside? 446 00:22:04,828 --> 00:22:07,664 Mom, the Lamprey is tiny, but it is a powerful magical creature. 447 00:22:07,748 --> 00:22:09,124 Don't underestimate it. 448 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:13,170 First you said it was inside of Carol, so you electrocuted her. 449 00:22:13,253 --> 00:22:16,757 Then you said it was inside of Quentin, only now he's back, 450 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,176 and the creature's gone for some reason. 451 00:22:19,259 --> 00:22:21,845 Am I the only one that this sounds crazy to? 452 00:22:21,929 --> 00:22:23,096 Stephanie, sweetheart... 453 00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:25,098 No, Daniel, don't defend her. 454 00:22:25,182 --> 00:22:28,227 We've both been in this room for God knows how long, 455 00:22:28,310 --> 00:22:29,853 and I have to pee. 456 00:22:29,937 --> 00:22:32,022 Are you really gonna stop me from doing that? 457 00:22:32,105 --> 00:22:33,649 Just go in the corner, Mom. 458 00:22:33,732 --> 00:22:35,234 I am not peeing in front of your father. 459 00:22:35,317 --> 00:22:38,862 If I had wanted that in my marriage, I would've stayed with Jean Claude. 460 00:22:38,946 --> 00:22:40,572 Ugh, I don't wanna hear this. 461 00:22:40,656 --> 00:22:43,325 No, Alice, mystery is not something you can take back. 462 00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:45,536 And I am not gonna risk it just because you think 463 00:22:45,619 --> 00:22:49,122 that you stepped on some creature's magical toes. 464 00:22:50,374 --> 00:22:52,459 I didn't step on its toes. 465 00:22:52,626 --> 00:22:54,211 I murdered its entire family. 466 00:22:54,294 --> 00:22:57,714 I did experiments on them to figure out what kind of magic they had. 467 00:22:57,798 --> 00:22:59,883 That's what I did as a Niff in. 468 00:22:59,967 --> 00:23:01,802 Jesus, Alice. 469 00:23:01,885 --> 00:23:05,222 Well, you know, we've all dealt with our share of monsters. 470 00:23:05,305 --> 00:23:06,557 You don't get it. 471 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,685 I did that kind of thing over and over again, okay? 472 00:23:09,768 --> 00:23:12,813 The Lamprey is not the only creature that wants me dead. 473 00:23:12,896 --> 00:23:14,731 It's just the one who got my number. 474 00:23:14,815 --> 00:23:19,444 So, I wanna be absolutely clear on who the real monster is here. 475 00:23:22,322 --> 00:23:23,657 Excuse me. 476 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,252 That didn't really help. I know. 477 00:23:36,211 --> 00:23:39,715 I know, it just gets under my skin sometimes. 478 00:23:39,798 --> 00:23:42,175 Okay, I'll go after her. 479 00:23:42,259 --> 00:23:43,885 Just you and your dad keep researching. 480 00:23:43,969 --> 00:23:46,680 My Asian languages are for shit, anyway. 481 00:23:47,764 --> 00:23:49,600 You better tape up. 482 00:23:49,683 --> 00:23:50,767 Yeah. 483 00:23:50,851 --> 00:23:52,603 Just to be safe. Yeah. 484 00:23:52,686 --> 00:23:54,271 So, brass tacks. 485 00:23:54,354 --> 00:23:57,941 You want 3,000 Fillorian Gold Crescents? 486 00:23:58,025 --> 00:23:59,901 It's been rough going since magic went away. 487 00:23:59,985 --> 00:24:01,945 I'm crying from my one eye for you. 488 00:24:02,029 --> 00:24:04,698 There is one more matter. 489 00:24:04,781 --> 00:24:08,702 Our ship, the Sika, is a Deer Class vessel like yours. 490 00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:10,120 So? 491 00:24:10,203 --> 00:24:12,122 So, it's been a dry voyage. 492 00:24:12,205 --> 00:24:15,459 It's no coincidence we met like this. 493 00:24:15,542 --> 00:24:18,962 The Sika sought out the Muntjac after he scented her. 494 00:24:19,046 --> 00:24:20,881 And now he needs her to submit. 495 00:24:21,506 --> 00:24:22,674 (CLEARS THROAT) 496 00:24:23,216 --> 00:24:24,259 What? 497 00:24:24,343 --> 00:24:27,262 Our boat wants to fuck your boat. 498 00:24:27,346 --> 00:24:29,473 And we can't leave until he does. 499 00:24:32,267 --> 00:24:35,020 Deer Class ships are magical creatures of a sort, 500 00:24:35,103 --> 00:24:39,650 and as such, they have the same sort of biological urges we do. 501 00:24:39,733 --> 00:24:42,110 Although, our ship is subject to royal command. 502 00:24:42,194 --> 00:24:45,739 Which I couldn't give, but you can. 503 00:24:45,822 --> 00:24:46,823 So, what? 504 00:24:46,907 --> 00:24:50,160 I just tell our boat to spread it for their boat and we're done? 505 00:24:51,078 --> 00:24:52,579 What are you not telling me? 506 00:24:52,663 --> 00:24:56,249 Well, the boat can be upset by the experience. 507 00:24:56,333 --> 00:24:58,251 They're not the same after. 508 00:24:58,669 --> 00:25:00,671 Not the same? 509 00:25:00,921 --> 00:25:02,172 Like, how? 510 00:25:02,255 --> 00:25:04,925 They become distracted, irritable. 511 00:25:05,008 --> 00:25:06,593 Sometimes, they can't sail right. 512 00:25:06,677 --> 00:25:10,597 Some ships have to be put into dry dock, never to sail again. 513 00:25:10,681 --> 00:25:13,225 That sounds like PTSD. 514 00:25:15,852 --> 00:25:19,981 So, these pirates are asking us to let our boat get raped? 515 00:25:20,065 --> 00:25:24,986 My Queen's words, as always, are coarse, but truthful. 516 00:25:25,070 --> 00:25:26,571 BENEDICT: I love this old boat, 517 00:25:26,780 --> 00:25:30,742 but if they don't get what they want, the pirates will kill the crew. 518 00:25:36,331 --> 00:25:37,624 (SIGHS) 519 00:25:51,763 --> 00:25:53,890 (STEPHANIE SCOFFS) Ah! 520 00:25:55,183 --> 00:25:57,102 That's a new look for you. 521 00:25:57,936 --> 00:26:00,188 Would you come back with me? It's not safe in here. 522 00:26:00,272 --> 00:26:02,190 Oh, you heard Alice. 523 00:26:02,274 --> 00:26:03,734 She's the monster. 524 00:26:03,817 --> 00:26:07,654 Come on, she's not a monster, she's just... Conflicted. 525 00:26:07,738 --> 00:26:09,072 What's it matter? 526 00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:11,742 It's not safe anywhere. 527 00:26:13,076 --> 00:26:16,037 Did you know we got a tax bill for the house? 528 00:26:16,121 --> 00:26:18,707 Apparently, we haven't paid in 30 years. 529 00:26:18,790 --> 00:26:23,420 Enchantment failed, so now we're losing our home. 530 00:26:23,503 --> 00:26:27,174 I mean, what are we gonna do without magic? 531 00:26:27,674 --> 00:26:30,594 I mean, get fucking jobs? 532 00:26:30,677 --> 00:26:33,096 I don't even know how to do anything. 533 00:26:33,555 --> 00:26:35,015 And Daniel. 534 00:26:35,390 --> 00:26:38,143 There's no place for us in this world. 535 00:26:38,518 --> 00:26:43,482 Sometimes I think Charlie was the one who got off easy. 536 00:26:47,611 --> 00:26:49,112 (STEPHANIE WHIMPERS) 537 00:26:49,196 --> 00:26:50,363 Oh, shit. 538 00:27:05,337 --> 00:27:07,923 (CHANTING IN LATIN) 539 00:27:08,673 --> 00:27:10,509 (CHANTING IN HEBREW) 540 00:27:27,192 --> 00:27:28,443 (ASTEROTH CLEARS THROAT) 541 00:27:29,486 --> 00:27:31,738 I am Asteroth. 542 00:27:34,533 --> 00:27:40,288 Astaroth, Demon of the Seventh Circle, Great Duke of The Inferno. 543 00:27:40,372 --> 00:27:42,207 Oh, no, I'm Asteroth with an E. 544 00:27:42,290 --> 00:27:45,085 Astaroth with an A is my cousin. 545 00:27:45,168 --> 00:27:46,586 You can totally stand. 546 00:27:46,670 --> 00:27:49,965 The whole kneeling thing's weird. 547 00:27:55,762 --> 00:27:57,931 (PENNY PANTS) 548 00:28:04,771 --> 00:28:09,317 It's pretty advanced, and it'll be tough to extract. 549 00:28:09,401 --> 00:28:11,945 Though, those are the tastiest. 550 00:28:12,988 --> 00:28:14,447 Can you do anything? 551 00:28:15,198 --> 00:28:16,449 Surgery. 552 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,869 But it will hurt. 553 00:28:26,751 --> 00:28:28,795 (GRUNTS) (SCREAMING IN PAIN) 554 00:28:34,759 --> 00:28:36,219 Just, save it, okay? 555 00:28:36,303 --> 00:28:38,221 You'd astrally project, too. 556 00:28:38,305 --> 00:28:39,514 No shame, bro. 557 00:28:48,148 --> 00:28:50,567 DANIEL: Oh, my head is swimming. 558 00:28:50,650 --> 00:28:53,028 I can't read Chinese right now. 559 00:28:53,111 --> 00:28:54,237 How do you read so fast? 560 00:28:54,321 --> 00:28:55,864 This isn't fast. 561 00:28:55,947 --> 00:28:57,908 When I was a Niff in, I didn't have to rely on my eyes. 562 00:28:57,991 --> 00:28:59,951 This is like running through water. 563 00:29:00,035 --> 00:29:01,453 It's so slow. 564 00:29:02,454 --> 00:29:05,248 What you said to your mother, is that true? 565 00:29:05,332 --> 00:29:07,751 What you did to that Lamprey's family? 566 00:29:09,252 --> 00:29:10,795 When I was a Niff in, 567 00:29:10,879 --> 00:29:13,506 there was nothing I wouldn't have done for knowledge. 568 00:29:16,134 --> 00:29:17,135 Wait, hold on. 569 00:29:17,385 --> 00:29:18,470 What is it? 570 00:29:18,803 --> 00:29:22,557 A description of the life cycle of a magical creature. 571 00:29:23,350 --> 00:29:25,894 It's a parasite similar to the Lamprey. 572 00:29:25,977 --> 00:29:27,562 I think I know what it's doing. 573 00:29:31,858 --> 00:29:34,778 So, um, Muntjac? 574 00:29:34,861 --> 00:29:38,198 I'm High Queen Margo of Fillory. 575 00:29:38,281 --> 00:29:39,491 Your Liege. 576 00:29:40,325 --> 00:29:42,577 I have a kind of problem. 577 00:29:42,744 --> 00:29:44,329 See, 578 00:29:44,412 --> 00:29:46,331 a bunch of pirates boarded you 579 00:29:46,414 --> 00:29:48,917 and are threatening to kill the crew 580 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,253 if I don't order you to lie with their boat. 581 00:29:53,505 --> 00:29:57,550 Before this, I used to think that pirates were kinda cute 582 00:29:57,634 --> 00:30:00,553 in a Johnny Depp sort of way, but the fact is, 583 00:30:00,637 --> 00:30:04,557 the real thing is kinda dirty and fucked up... 584 00:30:04,641 --> 00:30:06,977 In a Johnny Depp sort of way. 585 00:30:10,021 --> 00:30:11,064 Look... 586 00:30:12,190 --> 00:30:13,775 I could just order you to do it, 587 00:30:13,858 --> 00:30:16,695 but you're clearly alive, whatever that means. 588 00:30:16,778 --> 00:30:18,989 You have thoughts and feelings... 589 00:30:19,823 --> 00:30:21,032 I think. 590 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,119 So, I guess I'm asking... 591 00:30:26,538 --> 00:30:28,123 What do you wanna do? 592 00:30:35,922 --> 00:30:38,717 Maybe I'm an idiot for even asking. 593 00:30:41,469 --> 00:30:42,762 (SIGHS) 594 00:30:48,518 --> 00:30:50,603 (WHIMPERS) There, there. 595 00:30:53,815 --> 00:30:54,899 Gonna be okay. 596 00:30:57,610 --> 00:31:00,280 I mean, look at me. 597 00:31:00,947 --> 00:31:02,323 I'm a mess. 598 00:31:02,407 --> 00:31:04,659 I have to clean myself up. 599 00:31:05,243 --> 00:31:07,704 I do, I have to clean myself... 600 00:31:07,787 --> 00:31:08,955 (STEPHANIE MOANS) 601 00:31:09,497 --> 00:31:11,041 What are you... No, no, no, no. 602 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:14,294 (BOTH GRUNTING) 603 00:31:14,919 --> 00:31:15,920 ALICE: What the hell? 604 00:31:16,004 --> 00:31:18,131 No, she was, 605 00:31:18,214 --> 00:31:21,217 kissing me, and I'm just... Stop, I'm trying to... 606 00:31:21,551 --> 00:31:22,719 (SIGHS) 607 00:31:22,802 --> 00:31:25,889 Oh, please, we're both adults. 608 00:31:25,972 --> 00:31:27,223 You don't get to judge. 609 00:31:27,307 --> 00:31:28,391 Step away from him, Mom. 610 00:31:28,475 --> 00:31:31,311 Stephanie, do you honestly have to make this about you too? 611 00:31:31,394 --> 00:31:33,396 Don't psychoanalyze me, Daniel. 612 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,856 Back away, Mom. 613 00:31:34,981 --> 00:31:36,733 Don't raise your voice to me. Oh, God. 614 00:31:36,816 --> 00:31:38,401 Her neck... She's the Lamprey. 615 00:31:38,485 --> 00:31:40,653 What? Oh, don't be ridiculous. 616 00:31:40,737 --> 00:31:42,405 I saw it. Her neck moved. 617 00:31:42,489 --> 00:31:44,741 I told you to back the fuck away from him! 618 00:31:44,824 --> 00:31:46,785 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) (STEPHANIE SCREAMING) 619 00:31:50,622 --> 00:31:51,706 What? 620 00:31:51,998 --> 00:31:54,125 The Lamprey should leave her body. 621 00:31:54,542 --> 00:31:56,086 DANIEL: Any moment now. 622 00:31:56,461 --> 00:31:58,088 I swear to God, she kissed me. 623 00:31:58,171 --> 00:31:59,422 Shut up, Quentin. 624 00:31:59,923 --> 00:32:02,592 You think she was trying to switch bodies with me? 625 00:32:02,675 --> 00:32:04,260 Anything's possible. 626 00:32:04,344 --> 00:32:05,595 The Lamprey already took you over. 627 00:32:05,678 --> 00:32:09,432 It doesn't wanna kill us because it... Wants to lay eggs inside of us. 628 00:32:11,309 --> 00:32:12,769 And then what? 629 00:32:14,979 --> 00:32:17,482 And then it hatches and burrows into your brain stem 630 00:32:17,565 --> 00:32:19,567 until you die, and then feeds on the carcass. 631 00:32:19,651 --> 00:32:21,903 DANIEL: I don't understand. 632 00:32:21,986 --> 00:32:23,863 The Lamprey should've left her by now. 633 00:32:26,366 --> 00:32:27,951 Unless it hasn't left Quentin. 634 00:32:28,034 --> 00:32:29,619 Oh, God. No. 635 00:32:29,702 --> 00:32:32,914 He was trying to kiss her so that the Lamprey would jump into her body. 636 00:32:32,997 --> 00:32:33,998 No. 637 00:32:34,499 --> 00:32:35,667 Stay away from me! 638 00:32:36,042 --> 00:32:37,043 Quentin... 639 00:32:37,127 --> 00:32:39,379 I am not the Lamprey. 640 00:32:39,462 --> 00:32:42,132 This isn't really a great way to prove that. 641 00:32:42,215 --> 00:32:44,342 If you're not the Lamprey, then put that down, okay? 642 00:32:45,885 --> 00:32:47,428 Okay, so there's only one way for me to prove 643 00:32:47,512 --> 00:32:50,014 that I'm not the Lamprey, and when I do it... 644 00:32:50,890 --> 00:32:52,767 You'll know what to do. 645 00:33:12,370 --> 00:33:13,663 Oh, bravo. 646 00:33:13,746 --> 00:33:15,415 Nicely done. 647 00:33:15,915 --> 00:33:17,250 You got me. 648 00:33:17,625 --> 00:33:19,878 I'm gonna give you one chance to leave my dad. 649 00:33:19,961 --> 00:33:21,045 Or what? 650 00:33:21,629 --> 00:33:23,131 You'll kill me? 651 00:33:24,549 --> 00:33:26,384 You killed my family. 652 00:33:26,467 --> 00:33:27,468 That wasn't me. 653 00:33:27,552 --> 00:33:29,179 I don't remember what I did as a Niff in. 654 00:33:29,262 --> 00:33:30,388 Alice, I know you're lying. 655 00:33:30,471 --> 00:33:32,056 Your father could always tell. 656 00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:33,933 That little twitch you get. 657 00:33:34,017 --> 00:33:38,271 You murdered every one of my children because you were seeking knowledge. 658 00:33:38,354 --> 00:33:40,523 So, what did you learn 659 00:33:40,607 --> 00:33:43,067 by torturing each one of them to death, hmm? 660 00:33:43,610 --> 00:33:45,028 I wanna know. 661 00:33:47,238 --> 00:33:49,949 I wasn't seeking knowledge. 662 00:33:50,742 --> 00:33:55,121 When they died, they made pretty little lights. 663 00:33:55,997 --> 00:33:59,792 And when they died slowly, the lights got even prettier. 664 00:34:02,921 --> 00:34:05,381 It's funny the things you can sense from the inside. 665 00:34:05,465 --> 00:34:07,258 That one still loves you. 666 00:34:09,928 --> 00:34:12,847 And your father has a weak heart. 667 00:34:12,931 --> 00:34:15,391 He'll die if you try to shock me. 668 00:34:15,475 --> 00:34:16,601 You don't know that. 669 00:34:16,684 --> 00:34:18,228 You really wanna risk it? 670 00:34:18,311 --> 00:34:22,106 And I'm sorry I wasn't able to lay my eggs into her. 671 00:34:23,399 --> 00:34:29,489 Since I know how much you hate her, it's crueler to leave her alive. 672 00:34:29,781 --> 00:34:34,494 Well, thank you for finally being honest. 673 00:34:35,370 --> 00:34:37,580 I'll let myself out. 674 00:34:37,747 --> 00:34:39,123 (WHIMPERING) (GRUNTING) 675 00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:41,084 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 676 00:34:45,964 --> 00:34:47,423 (GAGGING) 677 00:34:59,519 --> 00:35:00,770 (SIGHS) 678 00:35:01,604 --> 00:35:02,730 (COUGHS) 679 00:35:04,399 --> 00:35:05,608 ALICE: Thank God. 680 00:35:06,693 --> 00:35:07,986 Kill it, Alice. 681 00:35:11,364 --> 00:35:12,991 (SIGHS) (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 682 00:35:13,074 --> 00:35:15,076 (HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING) 683 00:35:51,237 --> 00:35:52,780 Congratulations. 684 00:35:53,364 --> 00:35:54,949 MARGO: Jesus Christ. 685 00:35:55,742 --> 00:35:57,285 What did you do? 686 00:35:57,368 --> 00:36:02,749 I was moved by your speech to the Muntjac, coming to her defense. 687 00:36:03,916 --> 00:36:05,960 So, I decided to intervene. 688 00:36:08,129 --> 00:36:10,798 We got what we needed from these pirates. 689 00:36:13,259 --> 00:36:14,260 What? 690 00:36:14,469 --> 00:36:16,054 You stood up to them. 691 00:36:16,137 --> 00:36:18,014 You were a queen. 692 00:36:18,264 --> 00:36:20,224 That's who I need you to be. 693 00:36:20,433 --> 00:36:24,520 The next time they don't plant a field of mushrooms for you, 694 00:36:24,604 --> 00:36:26,481 remember this room. 695 00:36:28,775 --> 00:36:30,026 Now... 696 00:36:31,277 --> 00:36:33,446 There's the matter of your lying to me. 697 00:36:34,364 --> 00:36:37,909 Did you think I wouldn't be a queen with you? 698 00:36:38,659 --> 00:36:40,370 Time to give it back. 699 00:36:47,293 --> 00:36:48,586 It's my eye. 700 00:36:49,045 --> 00:36:54,592 It was, but you made a deal. 701 00:36:55,843 --> 00:36:58,638 Tick, Gillen, come here. 702 00:37:00,181 --> 00:37:02,892 Someone has stolen something from me. 703 00:37:02,975 --> 00:37:04,727 Which one of you was it? 704 00:37:04,811 --> 00:37:06,354 They didn't do this. 705 00:37:07,980 --> 00:37:09,357 I did. 706 00:37:09,565 --> 00:37:12,610 Fine, (SIGHS) we do it your way. 707 00:37:15,029 --> 00:37:18,241 Thrimble dimble pickle plum, 708 00:37:18,574 --> 00:37:23,287 catch a human by the... Tongue. 709 00:37:32,547 --> 00:37:33,965 (WHISPERING INAUDIBLY) 710 00:37:40,346 --> 00:37:41,639 You may go. 711 00:37:45,226 --> 00:37:46,644 What did you do? 712 00:37:46,727 --> 00:37:48,396 There is a song he does not like, 713 00:37:48,479 --> 00:37:51,649 so I put it in his ear, where it will never leave. 714 00:37:51,732 --> 00:37:56,654 He will slowly go mad, then he will not be of much use to you. 715 00:37:57,363 --> 00:37:58,739 My eye. 716 00:38:08,583 --> 00:38:10,960 The eye can never be fixed. 717 00:38:11,043 --> 00:38:13,504 But you can't spy on me anymore. 718 00:38:13,588 --> 00:38:17,133 Do you think this is the only way to know what you're doing? 719 00:38:17,216 --> 00:38:21,637 You have a week's sail back to Whitespire to think about what you've done. 720 00:38:24,056 --> 00:38:25,850 (PANTS) 721 00:38:26,726 --> 00:38:28,936 Thank you, Your Highness, for not telling her about me. 722 00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:31,481 Shut the fuck up, Tick. 723 00:38:32,773 --> 00:38:34,567 (QUENTIN VOMITING) 724 00:38:35,902 --> 00:38:37,862 (COUGHS) 725 00:38:43,201 --> 00:38:45,119 What the hell did you put in that? 726 00:38:45,203 --> 00:38:47,830 It should kill any of the eggs left inside of you. 727 00:38:47,914 --> 00:38:49,123 Did you drink it all? 728 00:38:49,207 --> 00:38:50,958 Mmm... (VOMITS) 729 00:38:53,711 --> 00:38:58,549 When you left Brakebills, you said that you couldn't forgive me. 730 00:39:00,259 --> 00:39:01,385 Was that real? 731 00:39:03,638 --> 00:39:05,389 Didn't it feel real? 732 00:39:05,473 --> 00:39:08,100 I thought it might've been that thing you do 733 00:39:08,184 --> 00:39:11,312 where you push me away in order to protect me. 734 00:39:12,939 --> 00:39:15,858 From the Lamprey, or... 735 00:39:15,942 --> 00:39:17,818 I mean, I could tell you were fine with things 736 00:39:17,902 --> 00:39:20,821 just going on the way they were, it's just, 737 00:39:20,905 --> 00:39:24,325 sort of sleeping together, or whenever... 738 00:39:24,408 --> 00:39:26,452 There were two of us doing that, Alice. 739 00:39:26,536 --> 00:39:28,538 It wasn't just me. Yeah, I know. 740 00:39:28,621 --> 00:39:30,081 I... 741 00:39:30,164 --> 00:39:32,583 I know that, and it felt good, 742 00:39:32,667 --> 00:39:36,462 I'm not saying that it didn't, and I'm not mad at you, Q. 743 00:39:37,922 --> 00:39:40,633 I'm just... I'm not that girl anymore. 744 00:39:40,716 --> 00:39:43,844 And I can't ever be her again. I don't know how. 745 00:39:43,928 --> 00:39:49,392 I know that I have said this before and that it probably sounds ridiculous. 746 00:39:49,475 --> 00:39:50,977 I just wanna help. 747 00:39:53,229 --> 00:39:54,230 I really mean it. 748 00:39:54,313 --> 00:39:56,065 Yeah, I know. I know you do. 749 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,609 I just... 750 00:39:59,902 --> 00:40:04,949 I guess what I'm trying to say is, I don't know what I want. 751 00:40:05,575 --> 00:40:07,034 That's okay. 752 00:40:07,493 --> 00:40:08,869 It's confusing. 753 00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:12,957 I lived this whole other life, 754 00:40:13,874 --> 00:40:18,546 and a part of that is still who I am, whether I like it or not. 755 00:40:19,589 --> 00:40:21,257 But when you look at me, 756 00:40:22,133 --> 00:40:27,430 all I see is that Alice reflecting back in your eyes. 757 00:40:27,638 --> 00:40:30,891 The old Alice, like... Like that's who you want me to be. 758 00:40:30,975 --> 00:40:32,560 She's gone. 759 00:40:32,977 --> 00:40:34,478 (CHUCKLES) 760 00:40:34,562 --> 00:40:38,107 It's just... It makes it too hard, Quentin. 761 00:40:40,526 --> 00:40:41,819 STEPHANIE: Alice! 762 00:40:43,112 --> 00:40:44,155 Daniel! 763 00:40:44,488 --> 00:40:45,740 Alice! 764 00:40:46,907 --> 00:40:48,367 Daniel! 765 00:40:48,451 --> 00:40:49,827 Oh, my God. 766 00:40:58,252 --> 00:41:02,048 (INAUDIBLE) 767 00:41:32,912 --> 00:41:34,997 I think I've got it. 768 00:41:36,332 --> 00:41:38,084 Oh, it's juicy. 769 00:41:38,334 --> 00:41:40,169 I'll save it for later. 770 00:41:46,133 --> 00:41:47,218 I'll close the wound. 771 00:41:48,511 --> 00:41:51,305 It may take him some time to heal. 772 00:41:51,931 --> 00:41:53,099 JULIA: Thank you. 773 00:41:56,727 --> 00:41:57,812 (SIGHS) 774 00:42:03,776 --> 00:42:04,777 KADY: Penny? 775 00:42:05,486 --> 00:42:06,612 Penny. 776 00:42:07,446 --> 00:42:08,614 Penny? 777 00:42:08,864 --> 00:42:09,865 Penny. 778 00:42:10,199 --> 00:42:11,409 No. (GASPS) 779 00:42:12,993 --> 00:42:14,245 Penny, come on. 780 00:42:14,870 --> 00:42:16,163 I'm sorry. 781 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,166 You called me too late. 782 00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:21,460 No, no, no, he can't. 783 00:42:21,544 --> 00:42:22,712 No, come on, Penny. 784 00:42:22,795 --> 00:42:24,296 Don't... Don't, come on. 785 00:42:24,922 --> 00:42:26,132 Oh, no. 786 00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:28,092 No. 787 00:42:30,761 --> 00:42:32,304 (KADY WHIMPERS) 788 00:42:36,392 --> 00:42:37,560 Shit. 789 00:42:37,584 --> 00:42:42,584 http://hiqve.com/ 56207

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