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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,922 --> 00:00:02,465 QUENTIN: Previously on The Magicians... 2 00:00:02,549 --> 00:00:04,843 This contract initiates our services in exchange for... 3 00:00:04,926 --> 00:00:07,137 Unlimited manual and magical labor? 4 00:00:07,262 --> 00:00:09,931 You signed that insane contract? Yeah, it's okay. 5 00:00:10,015 --> 00:00:11,683 How the hell is that okay? 6 00:00:11,766 --> 00:00:12,934 Because I get magic back. 7 00:00:13,018 --> 00:00:14,269 Did you do this for me? 8 00:00:14,352 --> 00:00:17,439 I'm Bayler. A proud soldier of Fillorians United. 9 00:00:17,522 --> 00:00:21,276 And we will not rest until a Fillorian sits upon the throne. 10 00:00:21,443 --> 00:00:23,069 The Fairies can bring back the Wellspring? 11 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:24,154 They can. 12 00:00:24,279 --> 00:00:25,280 And in return? 13 00:00:25,363 --> 00:00:27,240 A royal child of Whitespire. 14 00:00:27,324 --> 00:00:28,325 We're getting married. 15 00:00:28,408 --> 00:00:29,868 Apparently, all monarchs 16 00:00:29,951 --> 00:00:32,829 are entitled to one of each, a wife and a husband. 17 00:00:32,913 --> 00:00:35,165 Alice, I hope you meant it. 18 00:00:35,248 --> 00:00:38,710 I hope you just go and do beautiful magic. 19 00:00:38,793 --> 00:00:40,503 Quentin says go free. 20 00:00:40,587 --> 00:00:43,048 KADY: You fed him to Reynard. 21 00:00:43,131 --> 00:00:44,424 JULIA: He knew how to survive. 22 00:00:44,507 --> 00:00:46,551 KADY: Yeah, by doing what you want! 23 00:00:46,635 --> 00:00:49,554 That's all you see anymore, is what you want. 24 00:00:49,638 --> 00:00:51,723 You don't feel anymore, Julia, 25 00:00:51,806 --> 00:00:53,225 not the way a human does. 26 00:00:53,308 --> 00:00:56,061 Do you remember the gift that Jane was given in the book 27 00:00:56,144 --> 00:00:57,562 The Girl Who Told Time? 28 00:00:57,646 --> 00:00:59,898 Ember gave her the ability to fuck with time, 29 00:00:59,981 --> 00:01:01,107 on a cosmic scale. 30 00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:03,568 And Jane used it to create a time loop. 31 00:01:03,652 --> 00:01:07,113 In each loop, Jane alters something 32 00:01:07,197 --> 00:01:08,240 to see if it'll change the outcome. 33 00:01:08,323 --> 00:01:09,699 What's different this time? 34 00:01:09,824 --> 00:01:12,077 I was at Brakebills? QUENTIN: You were supposed to be. 35 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,246 Or you were, like, 39 times. 36 00:01:14,329 --> 00:01:15,914 You were the thing they changed. 37 00:01:23,546 --> 00:01:26,091 Very impressive, Ms. Wicker. 38 00:01:26,174 --> 00:01:27,676 Let me do it again. 39 00:01:27,759 --> 00:01:29,761 I was wondering what would happen 40 00:01:29,844 --> 00:01:33,139 if I connected the sequence with Atsuko's Spectral Refraction. 41 00:01:34,182 --> 00:01:35,517 All right. 42 00:01:36,851 --> 00:01:38,270 (EXHALES) 43 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,361 (CHUCKLES) 44 00:01:52,075 --> 00:01:54,202 That is a second-year spell. 45 00:01:54,327 --> 00:01:55,787 I read ahead. 46 00:01:55,870 --> 00:02:00,333 More than that, you understood the theory behind the spell, 47 00:02:00,417 --> 00:02:03,420 and you reshaped it. 48 00:02:03,503 --> 00:02:07,882 Your discipline is meta-composition. You are a Knowledge student. 49 00:02:08,466 --> 00:02:09,467 Knowledge? 50 00:02:09,551 --> 00:02:10,927 Mmm-hmm. Part psychic, part physical. 51 00:02:11,011 --> 00:02:13,430 There really is no branch it doesn't touch on. 52 00:02:13,513 --> 00:02:16,891 The short version, you are drawn, mind and body, 53 00:02:17,225 --> 00:02:19,311 to the discovery of magic. 54 00:02:19,394 --> 00:02:21,313 Is it true that they, uh... 55 00:02:21,396 --> 00:02:24,232 That we live in the attic above the Library? 56 00:02:24,566 --> 00:02:27,819 I assure you, it is much more luxurious than it sounds. 57 00:02:27,902 --> 00:02:30,238 No, I mean, that sounds like bliss, actually. 58 00:02:30,322 --> 00:02:31,781 I enjoyed it. 59 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:33,742 You were a Knowledge student? 60 00:02:33,825 --> 00:02:35,285 I am a Knowledge student. 61 00:02:35,368 --> 00:02:37,495 It doesn't end with your degree. 62 00:02:37,579 --> 00:02:39,331 You have a rare gift, Julia. 63 00:02:39,414 --> 00:02:43,877 And I must admit I am envious of the many rich discoveries 64 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,296 that you have ahead of you. Welcome. 65 00:02:48,423 --> 00:02:49,758 Thank you. 66 00:02:57,223 --> 00:02:58,224 (DOOR OPENS) 67 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:08,610 You are free to go. 68 00:03:08,943 --> 00:03:10,528 Why would you let me go? 69 00:03:10,612 --> 00:03:14,199 DEAN: Because, Ms. Wicker, you are not a student here, 70 00:03:14,449 --> 00:03:16,785 and I am not running a jail. 71 00:03:17,118 --> 00:03:20,205 Kady locked me up for a good reason. 72 00:03:20,538 --> 00:03:23,792 I should feel terrible about what I did. 73 00:03:26,211 --> 00:03:27,837 But I don't. 74 00:03:29,130 --> 00:03:31,883 I just think it's terrible, 75 00:03:31,966 --> 00:03:35,387 and I think I would have never done it if I were me. 76 00:03:35,470 --> 00:03:37,972 One thing I've learned about you, Ms. Wicker, 77 00:03:38,056 --> 00:03:40,266 is that you are a searcher. 78 00:03:43,645 --> 00:03:45,271 You don't know me. 79 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:47,982 Thirty-nine times, I've known you, 80 00:03:48,650 --> 00:03:52,612 which is why I trust that you'll put aside your fear and self-pity 81 00:03:53,613 --> 00:03:56,866 and look for the answers that can save you. 82 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:04,749 ELIOT: Why am I the only one worried about this wedding? 83 00:04:05,834 --> 00:04:06,835 Mmm... 84 00:04:07,836 --> 00:04:10,171 Congratulations. You failed. 85 00:04:10,839 --> 00:04:12,215 QUENTIN: Oh, hey, um... 86 00:04:13,007 --> 00:04:14,884 King needs more wine. 87 00:04:14,968 --> 00:04:16,553 Of course, sire. 88 00:04:16,719 --> 00:04:18,471 I feel bad. I forgot your name. 89 00:04:18,555 --> 00:04:19,973 It's Smedley, sire. 90 00:04:20,056 --> 00:04:22,016 Smedley. Thanks, Smedley. 91 00:04:23,309 --> 00:04:24,519 Hey, I'll take that. 92 00:04:25,019 --> 00:04:27,230 Oh, no. Wait. I'm not done. 93 00:04:27,313 --> 00:04:28,940 I think you were. 94 00:04:29,816 --> 00:04:33,278 Not cool. Those grapes died for nothing now. 95 00:04:33,361 --> 00:04:35,780 Those grapes died so you might live, 96 00:04:35,864 --> 00:04:39,742 because if you keep drinking, I will seriously cut a bitch. 97 00:04:39,826 --> 00:04:41,995 You never yell at Eliot for being drunk. 98 00:04:42,078 --> 00:04:46,249 Because Eliot's fun. You're depressing. It's been three months. 99 00:04:46,332 --> 00:04:49,502 Technically, it's only been a couple of days on Earth, so... 100 00:04:49,586 --> 00:04:53,381 Three months on Fillory of Emo Quentin. 101 00:04:53,548 --> 00:04:55,800 Not my favorite Quentin. 102 00:04:55,884 --> 00:04:58,094 I didn't know that you liked any of the Quentins. 103 00:04:58,887 --> 00:05:00,054 (SIGHS) 104 00:05:00,138 --> 00:05:02,432 You had to let Alice go. 105 00:05:02,724 --> 00:05:07,604 I'm sympathetic, okay? 106 00:05:08,354 --> 00:05:11,149 But meanwhile, Groomzilla is suddenly 107 00:05:11,232 --> 00:05:13,860 my full time job. I need your help. 108 00:05:13,943 --> 00:05:16,988 ELIOT: Bambi ! This is an emergency. 109 00:05:17,071 --> 00:05:20,492 These are all wrong. You're banished forever. Thank you. 110 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:24,245 He's just so mean when he needs things. It's... 111 00:05:24,329 --> 00:05:26,706 Eliot needs a friend, asshole. 112 00:05:26,789 --> 00:05:28,249 It's your turn to be button boy 113 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:30,460 and run his random Earth errands. 114 00:05:31,336 --> 00:05:35,256 I need a free moment to rub one out in a hot bath 115 00:05:35,507 --> 00:05:38,051 before I fucking kill someone, 116 00:05:38,718 --> 00:05:40,637 that someone being you. 117 00:05:42,263 --> 00:05:43,598 Message received. 118 00:05:43,681 --> 00:05:46,935 Then get your feet off my throne. 119 00:05:48,394 --> 00:05:49,395 (SCOFFS) 120 00:05:51,439 --> 00:05:53,775 This is insane. Why the fuck would Fogg let Julia go? 121 00:05:53,858 --> 00:05:56,361 I mean, haven't you ever noticed? Fogg isn't that helpful. 122 00:05:56,444 --> 00:05:58,863 Plus, you knew he couldn't keep her in there forever. 123 00:05:58,947 --> 00:06:01,324 Yeah, well, I thought she'd at least be in there long enough 124 00:06:01,407 --> 00:06:03,535 for us to figure out what to do next. 125 00:06:03,618 --> 00:06:05,036 Where are you going? 126 00:06:05,119 --> 00:06:08,289 Look, I still have Reynard to deal with, 127 00:06:08,373 --> 00:06:10,166 and I really don't want to run into Julia. 128 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:11,668 Fine. Let's go. 129 00:06:11,751 --> 00:06:13,294 Okay, no. 130 00:06:13,378 --> 00:06:16,297 Penny, Reynard is my problem. 131 00:06:16,381 --> 00:06:20,051 We've been over this. Rapist monsters are a universal problem. 132 00:06:20,134 --> 00:06:21,719 Yeah, and the last time you tried to help, 133 00:06:21,803 --> 00:06:25,640 you signed, like, a billion-year contract with The Order. 134 00:06:26,724 --> 00:06:28,059 When does that start, by the way? 135 00:06:28,142 --> 00:06:29,561 Not today. 136 00:06:29,644 --> 00:06:32,981 Takes them four weeks to process a book request. Let's go. 137 00:06:37,944 --> 00:06:38,945 (KADY SIGHS) 138 00:06:42,782 --> 00:06:44,993 Um... 139 00:06:45,076 --> 00:06:46,703 Where are we? 140 00:06:47,870 --> 00:06:50,081 Penny. We've processed your application 141 00:06:50,164 --> 00:06:53,418 and would like to formally welcome you to The Order. 142 00:06:55,044 --> 00:06:56,170 Shit. 143 00:07:07,223 --> 00:07:08,850 Congratulations! 144 00:07:09,892 --> 00:07:10,893 (CLEARS THROAT) 145 00:07:14,188 --> 00:07:17,734 Kady, we've allowed you here to assist in Penny's transition, 146 00:07:17,817 --> 00:07:19,193 but I'm afraid I'm not allowed to discuss 147 00:07:19,277 --> 00:07:20,945 the business of The Order with you present. 148 00:07:21,029 --> 00:07:22,614 Yeah, fine. I'll fuck off. 149 00:07:22,697 --> 00:07:26,200 Ah, no eating or drinking in the Library, except where posted. 150 00:07:28,202 --> 00:07:32,999 Now, Penny, we need to go over some of your obligations. 151 00:07:36,044 --> 00:07:37,420 ELIOT: I just don't get it. 152 00:07:37,503 --> 00:07:39,213 I mean, I did head off a famine, 153 00:07:39,297 --> 00:07:41,090 personally staved off a war, 154 00:07:41,174 --> 00:07:43,134 not to mention the Wellspring is back online. 155 00:07:43,217 --> 00:07:45,720 And yet the people don't like me any more than they did. 156 00:07:45,928 --> 00:07:48,306 How can you possibly know what they actually think of you? 157 00:07:48,389 --> 00:07:51,184 There's this Earth Magician, Nate Silver, 158 00:07:51,267 --> 00:07:53,853 I, uh, adapted one of his polling spells. 159 00:07:53,936 --> 00:07:57,440 Right now, my approval rating is at 26%, 160 00:07:57,523 --> 00:08:00,568 which is not good, Bayler. Not at all. 161 00:08:00,652 --> 00:08:02,528 But still, why ask me? 162 00:08:03,738 --> 00:08:05,740 Mmm, I don't know. 163 00:08:06,157 --> 00:08:08,451 I figured you might know why they hate me so much, 164 00:08:08,534 --> 00:08:10,495 seeing as you tried to murder me. 165 00:08:10,578 --> 00:08:12,830 Okay, that was before I got to know you 166 00:08:12,914 --> 00:08:16,584 and before you introduced me to this Earth delicacy. 167 00:08:17,043 --> 00:08:18,503 Nachos. 168 00:08:18,586 --> 00:08:21,297 Wait till you try your first margarita. 169 00:08:22,006 --> 00:08:23,007 Mmm. 170 00:08:24,550 --> 00:08:26,594 Listen, if you're really worried 171 00:08:26,678 --> 00:08:28,471 about what the people think of you, 172 00:08:28,596 --> 00:08:30,139 let's talk about your wedding. (GROANS) 173 00:08:30,765 --> 00:08:32,100 Can we not? 174 00:08:32,183 --> 00:08:36,187 Historically, a royal wedding is the perfect time 175 00:08:36,270 --> 00:08:38,147 for a monarch to make their appeal to the people. 176 00:08:38,231 --> 00:08:40,108 Idri prefers a private ceremony. 177 00:08:40,191 --> 00:08:42,193 But what if you went public? 178 00:08:42,276 --> 00:08:44,278 Might improve your polling. 179 00:08:48,157 --> 00:08:50,243 One for $20, three for $50. 180 00:08:50,326 --> 00:08:52,995 Which gets you the highest? 181 00:08:53,079 --> 00:08:54,997 Highest? 182 00:08:55,081 --> 00:08:57,792 This is grown locally from heirloom seed stock, 183 00:08:57,959 --> 00:09:01,295 paired with the ideal pastry for a curated drug experience. 184 00:09:01,379 --> 00:09:02,505 This will make you levitate. 185 00:09:02,588 --> 00:09:04,590 This is like being hugged by a rainbow. 186 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:08,261 This is like being blown by a rainbow. Do not mix these up. 187 00:09:08,344 --> 00:09:10,138 Yeah, I'll take six. 188 00:09:12,473 --> 00:09:15,184 So the High King needs me? 189 00:09:15,977 --> 00:09:18,479 Yes, he asked for you specifically. 190 00:09:19,105 --> 00:09:21,691 A command performance. Righteous. (CHUCKLES) 191 00:09:23,443 --> 00:09:25,403 How are... How are you doing? 192 00:09:25,486 --> 00:09:28,906 The last time I saw you, you weren't doing so good. 193 00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:30,908 Whatever happened with the whole, uh... 194 00:09:30,992 --> 00:09:33,494 I let her go. I'm fine. 195 00:09:34,245 --> 00:09:35,955 I've been self-medicating, so... 196 00:09:36,038 --> 00:09:37,665 They don't have Abilify in Fillory, 197 00:09:37,749 --> 00:09:40,251 but I have been improvising. 198 00:09:40,334 --> 00:09:44,213 Well, this is Doctor Josh's prescription. 199 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:48,009 I mean, we don't have to race off to Fillory right this second. 200 00:09:49,177 --> 00:09:51,053 We have a minute. What's it do? 201 00:09:51,137 --> 00:09:54,640 Dude, lets you see into other worlds. It's rad. 202 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,273 (MUFFLED VOICES SPEAKING) 203 00:10:03,524 --> 00:10:04,901 This is rad. 204 00:10:09,489 --> 00:10:11,032 (GIRL HUMMING) 205 00:10:19,707 --> 00:10:22,376 Is that you, Quentin? 206 00:10:24,670 --> 00:10:25,671 Um... 207 00:10:27,048 --> 00:10:29,050 You look familiar. 208 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:32,386 Holy shit, Julia. 209 00:10:32,845 --> 00:10:35,264 Why do you look like a 12-year-old? 210 00:10:35,348 --> 00:10:37,225 Because I'm her Shade. 211 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:42,480 Oh, Q, I'm so happy to see you again. 212 00:10:42,563 --> 00:10:43,898 I really, really missed you. 213 00:10:44,482 --> 00:10:47,860 Her Shade? I thought that you were gone. 214 00:10:48,444 --> 00:10:51,113 I'm lost. I can't find my way home. 215 00:10:53,032 --> 00:10:54,700 This is getting less rad. 216 00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:56,202 Please, Quentin, 217 00:10:56,285 --> 00:10:58,120 I've been looking for a way out, 218 00:10:58,204 --> 00:10:59,914 and then suddenly I could see you. 219 00:11:01,165 --> 00:11:04,001 Yeah, you're in another world. Um... 220 00:11:04,752 --> 00:11:05,878 Where are you? 221 00:11:05,962 --> 00:11:07,338 I have no idea. 222 00:11:09,006 --> 00:11:12,343 I can't stay here. Time is running out. Can you help me? 223 00:11:12,426 --> 00:11:14,804 Yeah, I'll try. How can I find you? 224 00:11:14,887 --> 00:11:17,557 I don't know. I don't even know how I got here. 225 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:21,269 Please, Quentin, I have to get back to Julia. 226 00:11:21,352 --> 00:11:23,604 You have to find me before it's too late. 227 00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:28,818 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 228 00:11:45,501 --> 00:11:47,128 Holy shit, are we at war? 229 00:11:47,211 --> 00:11:48,838 I wish we were at war. 230 00:11:48,921 --> 00:11:50,798 These are the place settings for the wedding. 231 00:11:50,882 --> 00:11:52,300 Much more dangerous. 232 00:11:52,341 --> 00:11:54,802 How's Josh doing in the royal kitchens? Uh... 233 00:11:56,304 --> 00:11:58,681 He's declared them adequate. 234 00:11:59,307 --> 00:12:00,808 Eliot? I have to go back to Earth. 235 00:12:00,892 --> 00:12:04,061 Don't be ridiculous. You have far too much to do here. 236 00:12:04,145 --> 00:12:06,480 No, I had a vision, okay? 237 00:12:06,564 --> 00:12:09,817 A way that I can maybe help Julia. 238 00:12:11,027 --> 00:12:12,486 I can't ignore it. 239 00:12:13,279 --> 00:12:14,614 Can't you? 240 00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:17,366 It was a motherfucking vision, El. 241 00:12:17,909 --> 00:12:19,368 Look, I don't know how else to say it. 242 00:12:19,452 --> 00:12:21,954 I feel like this is something that I have to do right now. 243 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:27,001 I can see that. 244 00:12:28,669 --> 00:12:29,670 Yeah. 245 00:12:31,297 --> 00:12:34,008 If you miss my wedding, I will kill you. 246 00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:36,677 Okay. Okay. 247 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:40,848 Hey, uh... 248 00:12:40,932 --> 00:12:42,934 Can you help me find some information? 249 00:12:43,017 --> 00:12:45,102 Of course. What are you looking for? 250 00:12:45,186 --> 00:12:50,107 Well, say you have a being with an enormous amount of power. 251 00:12:50,191 --> 00:12:54,195 I'm looking for how someone might, you know, defeat them? 252 00:12:54,278 --> 00:12:56,030 How much power? 253 00:12:56,113 --> 00:12:58,240 Let's say, god-like? 254 00:12:58,699 --> 00:13:00,117 So classical myths. 255 00:13:00,201 --> 00:13:03,496 No. More like a how-to manual. 256 00:13:04,163 --> 00:13:06,040 Let me check upstairs. 257 00:13:15,299 --> 00:13:16,300 (HISSING) 258 00:13:21,013 --> 00:13:22,765 So do we just wait? 259 00:13:29,105 --> 00:13:30,106 Oh. 260 00:13:37,571 --> 00:13:39,031 I'm afraid we don't have any books available 261 00:13:39,115 --> 00:13:40,783 on that particular topic. 262 00:13:40,866 --> 00:13:44,662 There's nothing in the entire Library of the Neither lands 263 00:13:44,745 --> 00:13:46,747 on killing any kind of god? 264 00:13:46,831 --> 00:13:50,001 Have you considered that it might not be strictly possible to do so? 265 00:13:50,084 --> 00:13:52,837 Didn't the Norse gods kill each other, like, all the time? 266 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,755 The Library is full of stories. 267 00:13:54,839 --> 00:13:59,260 It happened. I know it has. In Fillory, The Beast killed Umber. 268 00:13:59,844 --> 00:14:01,470 That sounds fascinating. 269 00:14:01,554 --> 00:14:04,390 Unfortunately, there is no written record of the type you seek 270 00:14:04,473 --> 00:14:07,727 regarding the mechanics of such an event. Terribly sorry. 271 00:14:11,355 --> 00:14:12,690 (SIGHS) 272 00:14:18,612 --> 00:14:21,699 (SIGHS) Struck out looking for a god-murder spell. 273 00:14:21,782 --> 00:14:24,160 It can't be that no one in all of history ever... 274 00:14:24,243 --> 00:14:27,121 Well, apparently, no one ever wrote it down. 275 00:14:27,872 --> 00:14:30,458 (SIGHS) Look, if a way exists, I'm finding it. 276 00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:32,376 So what's up with your hands? 277 00:14:32,626 --> 00:14:34,879 They told me there are books to help me, 278 00:14:34,962 --> 00:14:38,591 but I'd have to do the research on my own time. 279 00:14:38,674 --> 00:14:41,218 Seriously? What are you supposed to do in the meantime? 280 00:14:41,302 --> 00:14:42,636 My job. 281 00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:46,140 Apparently, I track down overdue books. 282 00:14:46,223 --> 00:14:50,102 And this one has been checked out for over 10 years. 283 00:14:50,186 --> 00:14:51,604 You've got to be kidding. 284 00:14:51,687 --> 00:14:54,190 Since I still can't cast, 285 00:14:54,273 --> 00:14:56,901 I thought you could help me out with a little locator spell? 286 00:14:58,694 --> 00:14:59,695 (EXHALES) 287 00:15:08,537 --> 00:15:09,955 (ELIOT CLEARS THROAT) 288 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,290 My King. 289 00:15:11,415 --> 00:15:12,666 Hi, Fen. 290 00:15:14,293 --> 00:15:15,419 Are you all right? 291 00:15:15,503 --> 00:15:18,964 Yes, fine. How go the wedding preparations? 292 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,049 Oh... 293 00:15:20,674 --> 00:15:22,301 They're fine. 294 00:15:22,384 --> 00:15:24,011 Is there anything I can help with? 295 00:15:26,305 --> 00:15:29,850 Is that something that you'd actually want to help with? 296 00:15:30,893 --> 00:15:33,187 You're acting like you think I disapprove of it. 297 00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:38,025 Your husband is about to welcome another husband into his bed. 298 00:15:38,609 --> 00:15:41,362 You're a king. Of course you will. 299 00:15:42,279 --> 00:15:45,032 I gather a three-person marriage isn't normal on Earth. 300 00:15:46,158 --> 00:15:49,870 Not outside of Utah, or some websites. 301 00:15:50,538 --> 00:15:52,706 Those are cities made of pixels, right? 302 00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:55,543 Close. 303 00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:58,587 My mission, so you understand it, 304 00:15:58,671 --> 00:16:00,881 is to protect our growing family. 305 00:16:01,507 --> 00:16:05,219 Your marriage to Idri means a stronger kingdom to raise our child in. 306 00:16:05,302 --> 00:16:07,346 You're being way more understanding about this 307 00:16:07,429 --> 00:16:09,473 than I would be in your shoes. 308 00:16:09,557 --> 00:16:11,058 That's my job. 309 00:16:13,811 --> 00:16:18,023 Look, I'm gonna go talk to my new royal chef. Care to join? 310 00:16:18,858 --> 00:16:22,278 Thanks. I'm not feeling good. 311 00:16:23,028 --> 00:16:24,488 Morning sickness. (CHUCKLES) 312 00:16:26,407 --> 00:16:27,408 Mmm. 313 00:16:39,712 --> 00:16:40,713 (GASPS) 314 00:16:49,638 --> 00:16:50,764 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 315 00:16:57,229 --> 00:16:58,230 (SIGHS) 316 00:17:01,358 --> 00:17:03,068 Q, leave. 317 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,863 I'm not going anywhere. Just open the door. 318 00:17:07,656 --> 00:17:10,993 Fuck, I could've... I could've killed you. 319 00:17:13,746 --> 00:17:16,540 You know, I never once stopped to ask 320 00:17:16,624 --> 00:17:18,209 if I was doing the right thing. 321 00:17:21,837 --> 00:17:23,422 And now it's all I ask. 322 00:17:25,966 --> 00:17:27,760 "If I did this, 323 00:17:27,843 --> 00:17:30,471 "would Q look at me like I'm evil?" 324 00:17:35,392 --> 00:17:40,147 Can't really feel any of it anymore. 325 00:17:41,982 --> 00:17:44,276 I'm doing it from memory. 326 00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:51,659 I'm broken, and that makes me dangerous, 327 00:17:52,868 --> 00:17:54,787 so you should go. 328 00:17:55,579 --> 00:17:59,333 Jules, I talked to your Shade. 329 00:18:04,546 --> 00:18:07,466 Wait, so you saw her in a... 330 00:18:07,675 --> 00:18:12,638 Yeah, uh, I mean, there were drugs involved, but I know that it was real. 331 00:18:13,889 --> 00:18:15,516 And she's still alive? Yeah. 332 00:18:16,684 --> 00:18:20,145 Well, I don't really know if that term applies here, but she's not gone. 333 00:18:22,523 --> 00:18:23,816 So where is she? 334 00:18:25,109 --> 00:18:27,861 I don't know, 335 00:18:27,945 --> 00:18:30,781 but, wherever she is, she wants us to find her. 336 00:18:35,077 --> 00:18:36,120 ELIOT: What is this? 337 00:18:36,203 --> 00:18:39,373 JOSH: Culinary classic. Oysters and pearls 338 00:18:39,456 --> 00:18:41,041 from the French Laundry. 339 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,960 I had to get Thomas Keller so wrecked 340 00:18:43,043 --> 00:18:44,795 before he showed me the secret to that recipe. 341 00:18:50,384 --> 00:18:51,385 Mmm. 342 00:18:52,803 --> 00:18:55,097 I just don't think it's Fillory enough. 343 00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:59,143 But half of Fillory eats boiled mutton. 344 00:18:59,226 --> 00:19:01,645 Let's introduce them to, like, actual food. 345 00:19:01,729 --> 00:19:02,730 This is their world. 346 00:19:02,813 --> 00:19:04,690 We have to meet them halfway, don't you think? 347 00:19:04,773 --> 00:19:06,275 Well, if half your recipe is shit, 348 00:19:06,358 --> 00:19:07,401 it's all going to taste like shit. 349 00:19:08,485 --> 00:19:11,572 Okay, okay. Fine, fine. Forget the dish. (CHUCKLES) 350 00:19:12,239 --> 00:19:14,033 Let's start with what do you want 351 00:19:14,116 --> 00:19:15,868 people to feel when they eat it? 352 00:19:16,618 --> 00:19:18,746 I want everyone to like me. 353 00:19:19,538 --> 00:19:21,332 Then let's just make this easy. 354 00:19:21,415 --> 00:19:22,416 I'll make a potion. 355 00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:25,002 Poof! They'll like you. 356 00:19:25,085 --> 00:19:26,045 Donesies! 357 00:19:26,128 --> 00:19:27,463 I need this. 358 00:19:32,384 --> 00:19:34,094 There's nothing in here, either. 359 00:19:34,178 --> 00:19:35,929 Got to keep looking. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 360 00:19:36,889 --> 00:19:38,349 So scratchy. 361 00:19:38,849 --> 00:19:40,351 Go away, Todd. 362 00:19:40,476 --> 00:19:43,437 Stuff about the afterlife is super-wonky. 363 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,689 It's too close to religion. 364 00:19:45,773 --> 00:19:49,026 It's hard to figure out what's not a flat-out lie. Right? 365 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,402 TODD: Hey... 366 00:19:50,569 --> 00:19:52,112 Is this place real? 367 00:19:54,531 --> 00:19:55,574 No. 368 00:19:58,452 --> 00:20:00,287 You're hungover, Todd. 369 00:20:01,205 --> 00:20:03,040 Look, I found a passage here. 370 00:20:03,123 --> 00:20:05,459 Sort of vague, but it mentions Shades. 371 00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:07,920 One passage in a dozen books. 372 00:20:08,003 --> 00:20:10,756 Oh, yeah. Yeah, Shades. 373 00:20:11,048 --> 00:20:12,424 JULIA: I mean, it's something. 374 00:20:12,508 --> 00:20:14,802 Nobody talks about Shades. There's got to be a reason. 375 00:20:14,885 --> 00:20:20,265 I know, right? I mean, when Fogg talked about them the other day, 376 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,559 it was the first I heard about them. 377 00:20:25,604 --> 00:20:26,647 What? 378 00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:28,399 My work study job, 379 00:20:28,482 --> 00:20:30,359 I type up Fogg's memoirs. 380 00:20:30,442 --> 00:20:33,570 I guess he has, like, a crazy book deal. 381 00:20:33,654 --> 00:20:35,572 He's led a seriously weird life. 382 00:20:35,656 --> 00:20:38,700 Did you know that he and Bob Ross 383 00:20:38,784 --> 00:20:41,578 had a dark artistic rivalry? I mean... 384 00:20:41,662 --> 00:20:43,831 What did he say about Shades? 385 00:20:45,457 --> 00:20:50,045 Something like he knew someone who was obsessed with them. 386 00:20:50,504 --> 00:20:52,881 DEAN: I do know or, I suppose, I knew 387 00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:55,509 someone who is interested in Shades. 388 00:20:55,843 --> 00:20:59,263 Was. Uh, it's rather confusing. 389 00:20:59,513 --> 00:21:00,556 Confusing, why? 390 00:21:00,639 --> 00:21:02,599 Because you know her, too. 391 00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:03,809 It's Alice. 392 00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,110 Honestly, I don't think that she knew anything about Shades. 393 00:21:13,193 --> 00:21:15,946 No, of course not. That Alice didn't. 394 00:21:16,029 --> 00:21:17,614 This Alice is a different story. 395 00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:19,116 What do you mean, "this Alice"? 396 00:21:19,199 --> 00:21:21,702 Do you recall the time loop I told you about? 397 00:21:21,785 --> 00:21:25,330 The 39 lifetimes? No one remembers them except me. 398 00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:27,082 Yeah, of course. You knew another me. 399 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,126 The Alice from the 23rd timeline 400 00:21:29,209 --> 00:21:31,128 was the sole survivor of The Beast. 401 00:21:31,211 --> 00:21:34,298 She became obsessed with the afterlife, 402 00:21:34,882 --> 00:21:38,886 how to commune with lost souls and Shades. 403 00:21:39,553 --> 00:21:42,973 Okay, well, would she know where one would go? 404 00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:46,560 I don't know what she knew. She just talked about them a lot. 405 00:21:46,643 --> 00:21:49,146 She was different than your Alice. 406 00:21:49,229 --> 00:21:51,440 She was hurt, broken. 407 00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:53,066 We need to talk to her. 408 00:21:53,150 --> 00:21:56,028 Well, you can't. It's already happened. 409 00:21:56,111 --> 00:21:58,238 Essentially, in another universe. 410 00:21:59,156 --> 00:22:00,157 It's gone. 411 00:22:02,576 --> 00:22:04,369 What about a Tesla Flexion? 412 00:22:07,122 --> 00:22:08,499 What is it? 413 00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:11,251 It's how we could talk to her. 414 00:22:18,133 --> 00:22:19,510 Can I ask you a woman question? 415 00:22:19,635 --> 00:22:22,471 (SCOFFS) I barely understand women. 416 00:22:22,554 --> 00:22:27,226 I think my pregnant wife might be having weird pregnant-wife feelings. 417 00:22:27,309 --> 00:22:28,519 Ew. 418 00:22:28,602 --> 00:22:31,104 Definitely not my rice bowl. 419 00:22:31,396 --> 00:22:35,817 Seems like her head is elsewhere all the time. 420 00:22:36,109 --> 00:22:37,069 What do you mean? 421 00:22:37,152 --> 00:22:38,487 Every time I run into her, 422 00:22:38,570 --> 00:22:40,989 I feel like I'm interrupting a conversation, 423 00:22:41,073 --> 00:22:42,741 except there's no one else there. 424 00:22:51,124 --> 00:22:52,417 What is it? 425 00:22:54,461 --> 00:22:58,215 Nothing. I'll talk to her. (EXHALES) I need some air. 426 00:22:59,299 --> 00:23:00,425 Yeah. 427 00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:09,017 Fuzz Beat? 428 00:23:09,101 --> 00:23:10,185 It's like a website. 429 00:23:10,269 --> 00:23:13,438 They do serious news and cat videos at the same time. 430 00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:14,565 That's fucking dumb. 431 00:23:14,648 --> 00:23:16,441 Well, it's where the tracking spell said to go. 432 00:23:19,152 --> 00:23:21,196 We're looking for Harriet? 433 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,239 And you are? 434 00:23:22,322 --> 00:23:24,074 Just tell her we're from The Order. 435 00:23:24,157 --> 00:23:25,867 Is that the new Pilates place? 436 00:23:27,077 --> 00:23:28,078 Yes. 437 00:23:28,161 --> 00:23:29,329 Sweet. 438 00:23:34,209 --> 00:23:35,210 Okay. 439 00:23:35,294 --> 00:23:37,170 It's a fucking unicorn in a tutu. 440 00:23:45,804 --> 00:23:47,222 PENNY: We're here for the book. 441 00:23:47,848 --> 00:23:52,185 Principles of Conjuring Elementals. It's 10 years overdue. 442 00:23:53,228 --> 00:23:54,354 Whoa! Whoa, whoa! 443 00:23:55,522 --> 00:23:58,525 She's not casting. She's signing. 444 00:23:59,526 --> 00:24:00,527 Oh. 445 00:24:00,944 --> 00:24:02,654 Yeah, I don't speak that. 446 00:24:02,738 --> 00:24:05,115 She said we don't look like Librarians. 447 00:24:05,198 --> 00:24:08,702 All right, well, you know, tell her we're looking for the book. 448 00:24:11,163 --> 00:24:13,665 We need that book back. 449 00:24:13,790 --> 00:24:14,791 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 450 00:24:15,334 --> 00:24:17,252 Your sign is terrible. 451 00:24:17,336 --> 00:24:20,881 Yeah, my sign is a little rusty. 452 00:24:36,063 --> 00:24:38,231 (KADY LAUGHS) What'd she say? 453 00:24:38,315 --> 00:24:40,317 Oh, don't worry about it. 454 00:24:42,235 --> 00:24:43,487 KADY: So what's your deal? 455 00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:47,699 You write listicles, and you do magic in your spare time? 456 00:24:48,325 --> 00:24:50,994 No, this is my magic. 457 00:24:51,244 --> 00:24:54,039 What are you talking about? Your clickbait site? 458 00:24:59,586 --> 00:25:01,046 Yeah, right. 459 00:25:01,129 --> 00:25:02,923 What the fuck is she saying? 460 00:25:03,757 --> 00:25:05,008 See for yourself. 461 00:25:07,594 --> 00:25:10,681 KADY: "Eighteen Pandas With Things That Look Like Pandas"? 462 00:25:10,806 --> 00:25:12,724 Half of those don't even look like pandas. 463 00:25:16,895 --> 00:25:19,606 PENNY: That's how to conjure dark matter. 464 00:25:20,857 --> 00:25:22,109 What did you do to the pandas? 465 00:25:22,192 --> 00:25:25,821 It's an encoded spell. All these articles are. 466 00:25:28,824 --> 00:25:31,535 Wait. Wait. How about "Drunk Guys Eating Kids' Vitamins"? 467 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,626 (LAUGHING) No! Really? Oh, my God, that's... 468 00:25:39,751 --> 00:25:41,712 Yeah, yeah, when you guys are done bonding, 469 00:25:41,795 --> 00:25:44,548 do you think you could ask her for the book now, please? 470 00:25:44,631 --> 00:25:47,467 Relax, kid. I'll find it. 471 00:25:51,555 --> 00:25:52,556 (HARRIET EXCLAIMS) 472 00:25:53,223 --> 00:25:54,975 Just give us a sec. (SIGHS) 473 00:25:58,478 --> 00:26:01,314 So I don't get it. Why do all this? 474 00:26:10,574 --> 00:26:12,200 You're not wrong. (CHUCKLES) 475 00:26:14,828 --> 00:26:17,706 Well, I was looking for the kind of knowledge 476 00:26:17,789 --> 00:26:19,249 the Library doesn't have. 477 00:26:21,418 --> 00:26:24,129 Oh, the usual. Beauty tips, recipes, how to kill a trickster god. 478 00:26:32,262 --> 00:26:33,263 Ah. 479 00:26:47,819 --> 00:26:51,114 Here you go. Finally. Let's go. 480 00:26:51,698 --> 00:26:53,617 Have a nice day. Fuck off. 481 00:27:05,378 --> 00:27:06,713 Thank you. 482 00:27:18,016 --> 00:27:20,727 MARGO: Why am I staring at a plate of half-eaten nachos? 483 00:27:20,811 --> 00:27:23,480 A question I've asked myself very often at 3:00 a.m. 484 00:27:23,563 --> 00:27:25,023 So I was doing the dishes... 485 00:27:25,106 --> 00:27:26,691 You're supposed to be cooking. 486 00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:30,028 I know. I kind of roof ted the dishwasher. 487 00:27:30,904 --> 00:27:32,447 Um... 488 00:27:32,531 --> 00:27:34,074 That is not okay. 489 00:27:34,157 --> 00:27:36,785 No! Not roof ted, roof ted. 490 00:27:36,868 --> 00:27:40,413 More like he loves everyone so much he's catatonic. 491 00:27:40,497 --> 00:27:44,501 It was an accident. I was testing the potion for you. 492 00:27:44,584 --> 00:27:46,753 Might have made it a little too strong. 493 00:27:46,837 --> 00:27:50,841 Forget it. Doesn't matter. The point is, I found this. 494 00:27:56,763 --> 00:28:01,643 "Wedding day. Western gate unguarded. Bring gifts there." 495 00:28:02,143 --> 00:28:04,729 I'm assuming they're not talking about actual gifts. 496 00:28:04,813 --> 00:28:07,858 No, they're talking about chopping our heads off. 497 00:28:08,108 --> 00:28:09,234 (ELIOT GROANS) 498 00:28:09,317 --> 00:28:11,945 That backgammon-playing prick. 499 00:28:12,237 --> 00:28:14,281 (SIGHS) I was so stupid. 500 00:28:14,364 --> 00:28:16,366 After all the hours I spent down in the dungeon, 501 00:28:16,449 --> 00:28:18,285 I actually thought I'd won Bayler over. 502 00:28:18,368 --> 00:28:20,203 I thought I had rehabbed his soul. 503 00:28:20,453 --> 00:28:26,167 Oh, honey, we both know rehab is about more than nachos and backgammon. 504 00:28:26,251 --> 00:28:28,962 Is it? Is it, Margo? 505 00:28:29,045 --> 00:28:30,922 JOSH: Wait. So you're upset 506 00:28:31,006 --> 00:28:32,549 because the guy who tried to kill you 507 00:28:32,632 --> 00:28:34,676 is gonna try and kill you again? 508 00:28:34,801 --> 00:28:37,345 I should've executed him. It's not like anybody likes me anyway. 509 00:28:37,429 --> 00:28:38,722 I mean, I'm down 5%, 510 00:28:38,805 --> 00:28:41,308 and now the FU Fighters are gonna red my wedding. 511 00:28:41,391 --> 00:28:44,603 No. Okay? We won't let that happen. 512 00:28:45,729 --> 00:28:47,230 Josh, where's that dishwasher? 513 00:28:47,314 --> 00:28:48,273 Still in the armoire. 514 00:28:48,356 --> 00:28:50,275 Why is he in the armoire? 515 00:28:50,358 --> 00:28:52,444 Because I'm not good in a crisis, okay? 516 00:28:52,527 --> 00:28:54,946 How were you ever a drug dealer? 517 00:28:56,823 --> 00:29:00,118 Look, that note was meant for the dishwasher. 518 00:29:00,201 --> 00:29:01,995 He's probably been passing messages 519 00:29:02,078 --> 00:29:03,496 to the FU Fighters this whole time, 520 00:29:03,580 --> 00:29:06,750 so here's what we do. We help him sober up, and then... 521 00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:08,460 We execute him. 522 00:29:08,543 --> 00:29:12,213 No, but it means so much to me that you want to. 523 00:29:14,174 --> 00:29:16,301 We put the note back in to the dirty dishes. 524 00:29:16,384 --> 00:29:19,721 We let him find it, and take it back to the FU Fighters' base. 525 00:29:19,804 --> 00:29:23,141 Josh, how much of that potion can you make? 526 00:29:23,224 --> 00:29:25,226 I don't know. A butt load? 527 00:29:25,352 --> 00:29:26,728 That'll do. 528 00:29:29,856 --> 00:29:31,858 Bambi, what are you casting? 529 00:29:31,942 --> 00:29:33,735 Tracking spell. 530 00:29:33,818 --> 00:29:35,445 Then we'll know exactly where to find 531 00:29:35,528 --> 00:29:37,614 those Dave Grohl wannabe bitches. 532 00:29:42,827 --> 00:29:45,538 Got you. The FU Fighters' encampment. 533 00:29:45,664 --> 00:29:47,624 Okay, guys, here you go. 534 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,211 (SIGHS) It's a shame, isn't it, El? 535 00:29:51,294 --> 00:29:53,505 (SIGHS) Utter shame. 536 00:29:54,047 --> 00:29:57,258 I mean, I can't be the one to sneak into the FU Fighters' base. 537 00:29:57,384 --> 00:30:00,095 Certainly not. You don't sneak. Mmm-mmm. 538 00:30:00,178 --> 00:30:02,472 And you can't be the one to dump that potion 539 00:30:02,555 --> 00:30:06,017 into whatever disgusting stew they're cooking for dinner. 540 00:30:06,101 --> 00:30:09,229 Sadly, no. My eminence is too easy to spot from afar. 541 00:30:09,312 --> 00:30:10,814 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 542 00:30:10,897 --> 00:30:13,817 If only we had someone they'd never seen before. 543 00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:16,403 Guys, stop the bit. I'll go. 544 00:30:17,904 --> 00:30:22,242 ELIOT: Eternal glory awaits you, O Joshua of Yonkers. 545 00:30:23,076 --> 00:30:25,161 Eternal glory. 546 00:30:26,579 --> 00:30:27,872 You done? 547 00:30:28,039 --> 00:30:29,290 I'm done. 548 00:30:29,624 --> 00:30:30,792 Great. 549 00:30:36,423 --> 00:30:38,550 Here's your overdue book. 550 00:30:38,675 --> 00:30:41,594 Now, can you find me some shit to help with my hands, please? 551 00:30:41,678 --> 00:30:46,099 I will look for something to help you with that in just a moment. 552 00:31:03,074 --> 00:31:04,576 Are you okay? 553 00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:13,209 Uh, hello? 554 00:31:18,298 --> 00:31:20,592 I asked you a question, man. Are you okay? 555 00:31:20,675 --> 00:31:22,052 No. 556 00:31:23,219 --> 00:31:24,846 I can't control my... 557 00:31:24,929 --> 00:31:25,930 Look out! 558 00:31:26,306 --> 00:31:27,307 (GRUNTS) 559 00:31:27,974 --> 00:31:28,975 (GROANS) 560 00:31:31,978 --> 00:31:33,480 (STRAINING) No. 561 00:31:36,149 --> 00:31:38,651 I can't stop! 562 00:31:38,777 --> 00:31:39,778 (GRUNTING) 563 00:31:42,864 --> 00:31:43,865 (SHATTERS) 564 00:31:44,574 --> 00:31:45,825 (GROANS) 565 00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:53,666 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 566 00:31:58,755 --> 00:32:00,256 The card was cursed. 567 00:32:00,340 --> 00:32:01,382 A Modus Hex. 568 00:32:01,466 --> 00:32:03,551 It forces you to perform an action against your will. 569 00:32:03,635 --> 00:32:05,136 Yeah, but that dude killed himself, okay? 570 00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:06,805 The hex didn't make him do that. 571 00:32:06,888 --> 00:32:08,389 His name was Howard. 572 00:32:08,473 --> 00:32:10,600 And if it wasn't for his bravery, 573 00:32:10,683 --> 00:32:13,978 the hex would have forced him to do something incredibly dangerous. 574 00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:15,271 Open a door? 575 00:32:15,355 --> 00:32:16,981 That isn't just any door. 576 00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:18,691 Then what is it? 577 00:32:18,775 --> 00:32:20,735 As a novice of The Order, there are many secrets 578 00:32:20,819 --> 00:32:22,362 that will be imparted to you when the time is right. 579 00:32:22,445 --> 00:32:25,532 I just watched a man kill himself. What's behind the door? 580 00:32:27,242 --> 00:32:28,618 The Poison Room. 581 00:32:29,828 --> 00:32:31,037 The what? 582 00:32:31,121 --> 00:32:33,206 It's where we store books too dangerous for the public. 583 00:32:33,289 --> 00:32:36,000 I suspect Harriet's curse was an attempt to steal its contents. 584 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:37,919 Wait. Howard kamikazed himself 585 00:32:38,002 --> 00:32:40,046 'cause someone wanted some banned books? 586 00:32:40,213 --> 00:32:42,298 That's pretty fucked-up. 587 00:32:42,382 --> 00:32:45,009 What is (WHISPERS) fucked-up 588 00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:46,719 is that there is knowledge out there 589 00:32:46,803 --> 00:32:48,304 so dangerous we need a Poison Room, 590 00:32:48,388 --> 00:32:50,390 so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands. 591 00:32:50,473 --> 00:32:53,101 That is why Howard sacrificed his life. 592 00:32:53,184 --> 00:32:55,311 It's something all Librarians would do. 593 00:32:55,395 --> 00:32:56,813 So he had to die to keep someone 594 00:32:56,896 --> 00:32:58,648 from getting their hands on what? 595 00:32:58,731 --> 00:33:01,151 Some crazy battle magic? 596 00:33:01,234 --> 00:33:02,735 There is knowledge behind that door, Penny, 597 00:33:02,819 --> 00:33:06,156 that could destroy more than just people. 598 00:33:06,239 --> 00:33:07,991 It could destroy worlds. 599 00:33:09,576 --> 00:33:11,119 The Tesla Flexion has only been 600 00:33:11,202 --> 00:33:13,621 successfully employed once before. 601 00:33:13,705 --> 00:33:16,374 Luckily, we're using the original equipment, 602 00:33:16,457 --> 00:33:18,710 left to Brakebills by the man who invented it. 603 00:33:18,793 --> 00:33:20,128 Nikola Tesla? 604 00:33:20,211 --> 00:33:22,130 No, Fred Flexion. 605 00:33:24,257 --> 00:33:28,178 Okay, and it's only been used once before because... 606 00:33:28,261 --> 00:33:31,514 Three people died trying to shut it down last time. 607 00:33:31,598 --> 00:33:33,183 What's the tent for? 608 00:33:33,266 --> 00:33:36,519 The Flexion is a fold between two different realities. 609 00:33:36,603 --> 00:33:38,688 The tented area is where they cross over. 610 00:33:38,771 --> 00:33:42,442 Now, Ms. Wicker and I will work together to cast the Flexion, 611 00:33:42,525 --> 00:33:47,322 but if we hold it longer than two minutes, we will all die. 612 00:33:47,405 --> 00:33:49,115 Well, don't sugarcoat it. 613 00:33:49,449 --> 00:33:50,783 Quentin. 614 00:33:53,286 --> 00:33:55,788 Get the answers that you need, and then get out. 615 00:33:56,998 --> 00:33:58,541 Understood? 616 00:33:59,292 --> 00:34:02,295 And try not to touch anything in there. 617 00:34:02,962 --> 00:34:04,839 Okay. Why? 618 00:34:05,048 --> 00:34:06,257 Matter from different realities 619 00:34:06,341 --> 00:34:09,385 occupying the same space can create a paradox. 620 00:34:09,469 --> 00:34:11,221 More like an explosion. 621 00:34:11,721 --> 00:34:13,473 As well as a mess of problems for the people 622 00:34:13,556 --> 00:34:15,600 who'd find what's left of our bodies. 623 00:34:17,143 --> 00:34:18,978 Touch nothing. Got it. 624 00:34:21,773 --> 00:34:23,858 Dude, their shit was seriously jacked up. 625 00:34:23,942 --> 00:34:26,361 Their K-holes were inside K-holes. 626 00:34:26,444 --> 00:34:28,238 Does that even make sense? 627 00:34:28,321 --> 00:34:29,906 I'm just saying, the FU Fighters 628 00:34:29,989 --> 00:34:32,575 are out-of-comish for the foreseeable future. 629 00:34:32,659 --> 00:34:34,953 Your wedding may proceed apace, sire. 630 00:34:35,036 --> 00:34:38,498 And you, good sir, may shave any nymph in the kingdom. 631 00:34:39,624 --> 00:34:41,668 Like, right now? Like, right now. 632 00:34:42,669 --> 00:34:45,838 You are my once and future king. 633 00:34:49,801 --> 00:34:51,928 Just floating this. 634 00:34:52,011 --> 00:34:54,430 Would it be weird if I fucked Josh? 635 00:34:55,598 --> 00:34:57,850 I certainly hope it would be weird. 636 00:34:57,976 --> 00:34:59,143 (CHUCKLING) 637 00:35:00,144 --> 00:35:04,732 To my quick-thinking Bambi, who saved the day again. 638 00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:11,614 Speaking of saving the day, did you ever manage to talk to Fen? 639 00:35:12,699 --> 00:35:16,202 Um, yeah. She's fine. 640 00:35:16,536 --> 00:35:18,371 Good. That's a relief. 641 00:35:20,999 --> 00:35:22,041 MARGO: Fen? 642 00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:23,876 Fen? 643 00:35:31,050 --> 00:35:34,262 I wanna talk to you about the terms of our deal. 644 00:35:38,683 --> 00:35:39,684 (WHOOSHES) 645 00:35:41,102 --> 00:35:43,521 Oh, shit. Shit. 646 00:35:43,896 --> 00:35:46,649 You saw it? You saw it, too? 647 00:35:47,066 --> 00:35:48,109 Fen. (SIGHS) 648 00:35:48,943 --> 00:35:50,194 I'm not going mad. 649 00:35:50,278 --> 00:35:51,404 Well, 650 00:35:53,323 --> 00:35:56,409 no, you're not. 651 00:35:57,368 --> 00:35:59,495 It was a Fairy, okay? 652 00:36:00,121 --> 00:36:01,998 Look, the day the Wellspring failed 653 00:36:02,081 --> 00:36:05,209 I made a deal to save Eliot's life, and you did, too. 654 00:36:06,002 --> 00:36:07,337 I don't understand. 655 00:36:07,420 --> 00:36:09,547 You agreed to do whatever it took to save him. 656 00:36:09,630 --> 00:36:10,715 But I didn't... 657 00:36:10,798 --> 00:36:12,717 No. You did. 658 00:36:13,426 --> 00:36:15,094 What do they want? 659 00:36:16,637 --> 00:36:17,972 Your baby. 660 00:36:18,097 --> 00:36:19,098 What? 661 00:36:19,182 --> 00:36:21,809 Fen, I can stop this. 662 00:36:21,893 --> 00:36:25,229 You better fix this because I will not let them take my child. 663 00:36:30,234 --> 00:36:31,319 Fuck! 664 00:36:43,581 --> 00:36:45,583 (POWERING UP) 665 00:36:46,501 --> 00:36:48,294 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 666 00:37:17,990 --> 00:37:21,285 Quentin? Is that you? 667 00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:23,413 You're in a Tesla Flexion. 668 00:37:23,496 --> 00:37:26,416 I'm from another timeline. We only have two minutes. 669 00:37:26,499 --> 00:37:30,336 I need you to tell me everything you know about Shades. 670 00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:33,423 It is you. Another you. You're alive. 671 00:37:33,506 --> 00:37:36,300 Uh, no. Stop. We can't touch. 672 00:37:36,384 --> 00:37:37,844 I'm sorry. We have to go fast. 673 00:37:38,553 --> 00:37:40,179 I understand. Um... 674 00:37:41,681 --> 00:37:44,016 I'll tell you everything I know. It's just, 675 00:37:44,809 --> 00:37:46,185 I thought I'd never see you again. 676 00:37:47,019 --> 00:37:50,314 The Beast, he tore you apart piece by piece, 677 00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:53,776 but not just your body but your Shade, everything. 678 00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:55,570 My Shade. Do you know where it went? 679 00:37:55,653 --> 00:37:57,155 I searched everywhere for it. 680 00:37:58,531 --> 00:38:00,616 You can't rest in peace without it. 681 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:03,327 But there are no books on how to deal with it, 682 00:38:03,411 --> 00:38:06,956 so I traveled the world in search of anyone, anything that could help me. 683 00:38:07,039 --> 00:38:08,875 What did you learn? 684 00:38:09,584 --> 00:38:11,711 Shades go to the Underworld. 685 00:38:12,211 --> 00:38:13,713 There's an Underworld? 686 00:38:13,796 --> 00:38:16,757 It's only accessible to the dead, but there's a catch. 687 00:38:17,383 --> 00:38:19,343 Alice, what happened to your hand? 688 00:38:20,136 --> 00:38:23,848 It doesn't matter. It's the least I gave up to learn this. 689 00:38:25,224 --> 00:38:26,517 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 690 00:38:28,644 --> 00:38:31,564 The living can access the Underworld with the help of a Gatekeeper. 691 00:38:31,647 --> 00:38:32,690 A Gatekeeper? 692 00:38:32,773 --> 00:38:35,943 An Ancient One, a being older than the world itself. 693 00:38:36,027 --> 00:38:37,945 Okay, how do you find one of those? 694 00:38:39,197 --> 00:38:42,533 I don't know. I'm still looking. 695 00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:46,454 No. 696 00:38:46,579 --> 00:38:47,705 (WHIMPERS) 697 00:38:48,915 --> 00:38:49,999 I have to go. 698 00:38:50,082 --> 00:38:52,919 Please. Please. Just one more thing, okay? 699 00:38:53,419 --> 00:38:55,338 We can't hold it much longer, Quentin. 700 00:38:55,421 --> 00:38:57,423 I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 701 00:38:58,799 --> 00:39:00,468 Sorry for what? 702 00:39:02,011 --> 00:39:03,596 When you died, 703 00:39:04,305 --> 00:39:06,307 we weren't in a good place. 704 00:39:08,434 --> 00:39:14,899 We were fighting, and I was just too proud to let it go. 705 00:39:16,484 --> 00:39:20,488 No. I don't know what that other Quentin thought, 706 00:39:20,571 --> 00:39:23,199 but, in this world, I love you. 707 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,284 Okay. 708 00:39:25,618 --> 00:39:29,205 No matter what, I love you. 709 00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:32,542 (SOBS) 710 00:39:35,169 --> 00:39:36,629 (TESLA FLEXION POWERS DOWN) 711 00:39:54,981 --> 00:39:57,650 Yeah, but Harriet didn't know the guy was gonna kill himself. 712 00:39:57,733 --> 00:39:59,026 Are you defending her? 713 00:39:59,110 --> 00:40:02,572 No, I'm just saying that she's not totally wrong. 714 00:40:03,406 --> 00:40:05,283 The Librarians are hiding some things. 715 00:40:05,366 --> 00:40:07,034 Yeah, things that are insanely dangerous! 716 00:40:07,118 --> 00:40:08,619 They could have good reasons. 717 00:40:08,703 --> 00:40:11,497 Okay, and who the fuck are Librarians to decide who gets what? 718 00:40:11,581 --> 00:40:13,916 Do you really want every hedge witch with a grudge and a bad idea 719 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,960 to get a nuclear bomb? 720 00:40:16,502 --> 00:40:17,753 Fuck you. 721 00:40:18,296 --> 00:40:20,339 I'm not talking about you. 722 00:40:20,756 --> 00:40:22,216 Yeah, you are. 723 00:40:23,217 --> 00:40:25,761 No, I'm not. 724 00:40:26,721 --> 00:40:28,806 I think we might be too late. 725 00:40:28,889 --> 00:40:30,891 Motherfucker. 726 00:40:33,644 --> 00:40:34,854 No. 727 00:40:35,354 --> 00:40:37,607 No. No. 728 00:40:38,691 --> 00:40:39,692 (SIGHS) 729 00:40:53,873 --> 00:40:55,625 PENNY: The Ars Deicidium? 730 00:40:57,209 --> 00:40:59,170 The art of killing gods. 731 00:41:02,340 --> 00:41:04,759 (SOBBING) Eliot. Oh, thank God. 732 00:41:04,842 --> 00:41:06,469 I don't know what to do. 733 00:41:06,552 --> 00:41:08,179 Margo made a deal with the Fairies, 734 00:41:08,262 --> 00:41:09,847 and they're coming for our baby. 735 00:41:13,601 --> 00:41:15,227 A deal's a deal. 736 00:41:15,394 --> 00:41:16,395 (SOBBING) 737 00:41:22,902 --> 00:41:25,905 You've been staring at that page for an hour. 738 00:41:26,614 --> 00:41:27,615 Uh... 739 00:41:30,868 --> 00:41:33,204 I just keep seeing her face. 740 00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:40,753 I get that you're hurting. 741 00:41:43,422 --> 00:41:45,716 I don't know what to say to make you feel better. 742 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,720 It's okay. I don't really want to feel better anyway. 743 00:42:03,442 --> 00:42:06,654 Maybe I'd better not show you this, then. 744 00:42:07,697 --> 00:42:10,116 I think I figured out what an Ancient One is. 745 00:42:16,872 --> 00:42:18,416 No fucking way. 746 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:23,440 http://hiqve.com/ 54171

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