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QUENTIN: Previously on
The Magicians...
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This contract initiates our
services in exchange for...
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Unlimited manual
and magical labor?
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You signed that insane
contract? Yeah, it's okay.
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How the hell
is that okay?
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Because I get magic back.
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Did you do this for me?
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I'm Bayler. A proud
soldier of Fillorians United.
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And we will not rest until a
Fillorian sits upon the throne.
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The Fairies can bring
back the Wellspring?
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They can.
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And in return?
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A royal child of Whitespire.
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We're getting married.
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Apparently, all monarchs
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are entitled to one of each,
a wife and a husband.
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Alice, I hope you meant it.
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I hope you just go
and do beautiful magic.
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Quentin says go free.
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KADY: You fed him to Reynard.
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JULIA: He knew how to survive.
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KADY: Yeah, by doing
what you want!
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That's all you see anymore,
is what you want.
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You don't feel anymore, Julia,
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not the way a human does.
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Do you remember the gift
that Jane was given in the book
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The Girl Who Told Time?
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Ember gave her the
ability to fuck with time,
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on a cosmic scale.
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And Jane used it
to create a time loop.
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In each loop,
Jane alters something
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to see if it'll
change the outcome.
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What's different this time?
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I was at Brakebills? QUENTIN:
You were supposed to be.
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Or you were,
like, 39 times.
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You were the thing
they changed.
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Very impressive, Ms. Wicker.
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Let me do it again.
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I was wondering
what would happen
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if I connected the sequence
with Atsuko's Spectral Refraction.
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All right.
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(EXHALES)
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(CHUCKLES)
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That is a second-year spell.
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I read ahead.
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More than that, you understood
the theory behind the spell,
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and you reshaped it.
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Your discipline is meta-composition.
You are a Knowledge student.
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Knowledge?
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Mmm-hmm. Part
psychic, part physical.
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There really is no branch
it doesn't touch on.
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The short version, you
are drawn, mind and body,
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to the discovery of magic.
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Is it true that they, uh...
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That we live in the attic
above the Library?
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I assure you, it is much
more luxurious than it sounds.
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No, I mean, that sounds
like bliss, actually.
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I enjoyed it.
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You were
a Knowledge student?
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I am a Knowledge student.
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It doesn't end
with your degree.
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You have
a rare gift, Julia.
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And I must admit I am envious
of the many rich discoveries
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that you have ahead of you.
Welcome.
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Thank you.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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You are free to go.
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Why would you let me go?
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DEAN: Because, Ms. Wicker,
you are not a student here,
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and I am not running a jail.
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Kady locked me up
for a good reason.
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I should feel terrible
about what I did.
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But I don't.
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I just think it's terrible,
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and I think I would have
never done it if I were me.
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One thing I've learned
about you, Ms. Wicker,
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is that you are a searcher.
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You don't know me.
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Thirty-nine times,
I've known you,
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which is why I trust that you'll
put aside your fear and self-pity
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and look for the answers
that can save you.
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ELIOT: Why am I the only one
worried about this wedding?
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Mmm...
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Congratulations.
You failed.
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QUENTIN: Oh, hey, um...
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King needs more wine.
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Of course, sire.
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I feel bad.
I forgot your name.
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It's Smedley, sire.
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Smedley. Thanks, Smedley.
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Hey, I'll take that.
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Oh, no. Wait.
I'm not done.
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I think you were.
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Not cool. Those grapes
died for nothing now.
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Those grapes died
so you might live,
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because if you keep drinking,
I will seriously cut a bitch.
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You never yell at Eliot
for being drunk.
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Because Eliot's fun. You're
depressing. It's been three months.
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Technically, it's only been a
couple of days on Earth, so...
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Three months on Fillory
of Emo Quentin.
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Not my favorite Quentin.
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I didn't know that you
liked any of the Quentins.
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(SIGHS)
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You had to let Alice go.
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I'm sympathetic, okay?
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But meanwhile,
Groomzilla is suddenly
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my full time job.
I need your help.
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ELIOT: Bambi !
This is an emergency.
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These are all wrong. You're
banished forever. Thank you.
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He's just so mean when
he needs things. It's...
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Eliot needs a friend,
asshole.
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It's your turn
to be button boy
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and run his
random Earth errands.
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I need a free moment
to rub one out in a hot bath
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before I fucking kill someone,
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that someone being you.
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Message received.
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Then get your feet
off my throne.
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(SCOFFS)
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This is insane. Why the
fuck would Fogg let Julia go?
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I mean, haven't you ever
noticed? Fogg isn't that helpful.
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Plus, you knew he couldn't
keep her in there forever.
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Yeah, well, I thought she'd at
least be in there long enough
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for us to figure out
what to do next.
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Where are you going?
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Look, I still have
Reynard to deal with,
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and I really don't
want to run into Julia.
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Fine. Let's go.
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Okay, no.
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Penny, Reynard is my problem.
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We've been over this. Rapist
monsters are a universal problem.
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Yeah, and the last time
you tried to help,
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you signed, like, a billion-year
contract with The Order.
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When does that start,
by the way?
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Not today.
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Takes them four weeks to
process a book request. Let's go.
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(KADY SIGHS)
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Um...
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Where are we?
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Penny. We've processed
your application
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and would like to formally
welcome you to The Order.
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Shit.
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Congratulations!
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Kady, we've allowed you here
to assist in Penny's transition,
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but I'm afraid I'm
not allowed to discuss
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the business of The Order
with you present.
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Yeah, fine.
I'll fuck off.
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Ah, no eating or drinking in
the Library, except where posted.
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Now, Penny, we need to go
over some of your obligations.
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ELIOT: I just don't get it.
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I mean, I did
head off a famine,
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personally staved off
a war,
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not to mention the
Wellspring is back online.
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And yet the people don't like
me any more than they did.
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How can you possibly know
what they actually think of you?
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There's this Earth
Magician, Nate Silver,
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I, uh, adapted one of
his polling spells.
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Right now, my
approval rating is at 26%,
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which is not good, Bayler.
Not at all.
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But still,
why ask me?
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Mmm, I don't know.
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I figured you might know
why they hate me so much,
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seeing as you
tried to murder me.
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Okay, that was before
I got to know you
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and before you introduced
me to this Earth delicacy.
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Nachos.
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Wait till you try
your first margarita.
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Mmm.
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Listen,
if you're really worried
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about what
the people think of you,
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let's talk about your
wedding. (GROANS)
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Can we not?
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Historically, a royal
wedding is the perfect time
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for a monarch to make
their appeal to the people.
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Idri prefers
a private ceremony.
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But what if
you went public?
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Might improve
your polling.
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One for $20,
three for $50.
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Which gets you the highest?
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Highest?
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This is grown locally
from heirloom seed stock,
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paired with the ideal pastry
for a curated drug experience.
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This will make you
levitate.
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This is like being
hugged by a rainbow.
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This is like being blown by a
rainbow. Do not mix these up.
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Yeah, I'll take six.
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So the High King
needs me?
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Yes, he asked
for you specifically.
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A command performance.
Righteous. (CHUCKLES)
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How are...
How are you doing?
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The last time I saw you,
you weren't doing so good.
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Whatever happened
with the whole, uh...
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I let her go. I'm fine.
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I've been
self-medicating, so...
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They don't have
Abilify in Fillory,
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but I have been
improvising.
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Well, this is Doctor
Josh's prescription.
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I mean, we don't have to race
off to Fillory right this second.
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We have a minute.
What's it do?
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Dude, lets you see
into other worlds. It's rad.
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(MUFFLED VOICES SPEAKING)
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This is rad.
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(GIRL HUMMING)
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Is that you, Quentin?
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Um...
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You look familiar.
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Holy shit, Julia.
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Why do you look
like a 12-year-old?
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Because I'm her Shade.
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Oh, Q, I'm so happy
to see you again.
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I really,
really missed you.
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Her Shade? I thought
that you were gone.
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I'm lost. I can't
find my way home.
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This is getting less rad.
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Please, Quentin,
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I've been looking
for a way out,
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and then suddenly
I could see you.
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Yeah, you're in
another world. Um...
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Where are you?
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I have no idea.
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I can't stay here. Time is
running out. Can you help me?
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Yeah, I'll try.
How can I find you?
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I don't know. I don't
even know how I got here.
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Please, Quentin,
I have to get back to Julia.
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You have to find me
before it's too late.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Holy shit,
are we at war?
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I wish we were at war.
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These are the place settings
for the wedding.
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Much more dangerous.
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How's Josh doing in
the royal kitchens? Uh...
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He's declared them adequate.
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Eliot? I have to
go back to Earth.
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Don't be ridiculous. You
have far too much to do here.
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No, I had a vision, okay?
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A way that I can
maybe help Julia.
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I can't ignore it.
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Can't you?
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It was a motherfucking
vision, El.
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Look, I don't know
how else to say it.
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I feel like this is something
that I have to do right now.
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I can see that.
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Yeah.
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If you miss my wedding,
I will kill you.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Hey, uh...
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Can you help me
find some information?
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Of course.
What are you looking for?
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Well, say you have a being with
an enormous amount of power.
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00:12:50,191 --> 00:12:54,195
I'm looking for how someone
might, you know, defeat them?
252
00:12:54,278 --> 00:12:56,030
How much power?
253
00:12:56,113 --> 00:12:58,240
Let's say, god-like?
254
00:12:58,699 --> 00:13:00,117
So classical myths.
255
00:13:00,201 --> 00:13:03,496
No. More like a how-to manual.
256
00:13:04,163 --> 00:13:06,040
Let me check upstairs.
257
00:13:15,299 --> 00:13:16,300
(HISSING)
258
00:13:21,013 --> 00:13:22,765
So do we just wait?
259
00:13:29,105 --> 00:13:30,106
Oh.
260
00:13:37,571 --> 00:13:39,031
I'm afraid we don't
have any books available
261
00:13:39,115 --> 00:13:40,783
on that particular topic.
262
00:13:40,866 --> 00:13:44,662
There's nothing in the entire
Library of the Neither lands
263
00:13:44,745 --> 00:13:46,747
on killing any kind of god?
264
00:13:46,831 --> 00:13:50,001
Have you considered that it might
not be strictly possible to do so?
265
00:13:50,084 --> 00:13:52,837
Didn't the Norse gods kill
each other, like, all the time?
266
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,755
The Library is
full of stories.
267
00:13:54,839 --> 00:13:59,260
It happened. I know it has. In
Fillory, The Beast killed Umber.
268
00:13:59,844 --> 00:14:01,470
That sounds fascinating.
269
00:14:01,554 --> 00:14:04,390
Unfortunately, there is no
written record of the type you seek
270
00:14:04,473 --> 00:14:07,727
regarding the mechanics of
such an event. Terribly sorry.
271
00:14:11,355 --> 00:14:12,690
(SIGHS)
272
00:14:18,612 --> 00:14:21,699
(SIGHS) Struck out looking
for a god-murder spell.
273
00:14:21,782 --> 00:14:24,160
It can't be that no one
in all of history ever...
274
00:14:24,243 --> 00:14:27,121
Well, apparently,
no one ever wrote it down.
275
00:14:27,872 --> 00:14:30,458
(SIGHS) Look, if a
way exists, I'm finding it.
276
00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:32,376
So what's up
with your hands?
277
00:14:32,626 --> 00:14:34,879
They told me there
are books to help me,
278
00:14:34,962 --> 00:14:38,591
but I'd have to do the
research on my own time.
279
00:14:38,674 --> 00:14:41,218
Seriously? What are you
supposed to do in the meantime?
280
00:14:41,302 --> 00:14:42,636
My job.
281
00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:46,140
Apparently, I track
down overdue books.
282
00:14:46,223 --> 00:14:50,102
And this one has been
checked out for over 10 years.
283
00:14:50,186 --> 00:14:51,604
You've got to be kidding.
284
00:14:51,687 --> 00:14:54,190
Since I still can't cast,
285
00:14:54,273 --> 00:14:56,901
I thought you could help me
out with a little locator spell?
286
00:14:58,694 --> 00:14:59,695
(EXHALES)
287
00:15:08,537 --> 00:15:09,955
(ELIOT CLEARS THROAT)
288
00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,290
My King.
289
00:15:11,415 --> 00:15:12,666
Hi, Fen.
290
00:15:14,293 --> 00:15:15,419
Are you all right?
291
00:15:15,503 --> 00:15:18,964
Yes, fine. How go
the wedding preparations?
292
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,049
Oh...
293
00:15:20,674 --> 00:15:22,301
They're fine.
294
00:15:22,384 --> 00:15:24,011
Is there anything
I can help with?
295
00:15:26,305 --> 00:15:29,850
Is that something that you'd
actually want to help with?
296
00:15:30,893 --> 00:15:33,187
You're acting like you think
I disapprove of it.
297
00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:38,025
Your husband is about to welcome
another husband into his bed.
298
00:15:38,609 --> 00:15:41,362
You're a king.
Of course you will.
299
00:15:42,279 --> 00:15:45,032
I gather a three-person
marriage isn't normal on Earth.
300
00:15:46,158 --> 00:15:49,870
Not outside of Utah,
or some websites.
301
00:15:50,538 --> 00:15:52,706
Those are cities
made of pixels, right?
302
00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:55,543
Close.
303
00:15:55,709 --> 00:15:58,587
My mission,
so you understand it,
304
00:15:58,671 --> 00:16:00,881
is to protect
our growing family.
305
00:16:01,507 --> 00:16:05,219
Your marriage to Idri means a
stronger kingdom to raise our child in.
306
00:16:05,302 --> 00:16:07,346
You're being way more
understanding about this
307
00:16:07,429 --> 00:16:09,473
than I would be
in your shoes.
308
00:16:09,557 --> 00:16:11,058
That's my job.
309
00:16:13,811 --> 00:16:18,023
Look, I'm gonna go talk to
my new royal chef. Care to join?
310
00:16:18,858 --> 00:16:22,278
Thanks. I'm not feeling good.
311
00:16:23,028 --> 00:16:24,488
Morning sickness.
(CHUCKLES)
312
00:16:26,407 --> 00:16:27,408
Mmm.
313
00:16:39,712 --> 00:16:40,713
(GASPS)
314
00:16:49,638 --> 00:16:50,764
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
315
00:16:57,229 --> 00:16:58,230
(SIGHS)
316
00:17:01,358 --> 00:17:03,068
Q, leave.
317
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,863
I'm not going anywhere.
Just open the door.
318
00:17:07,656 --> 00:17:10,993
Fuck, I could've...
I could've killed you.
319
00:17:13,746 --> 00:17:16,540
You know, I never once
stopped to ask
320
00:17:16,624 --> 00:17:18,209
if I was doing
the right thing.
321
00:17:21,837 --> 00:17:23,422
And now it's all I ask.
322
00:17:25,966 --> 00:17:27,760
"If I did this,
323
00:17:27,843 --> 00:17:30,471
"would Q look at me
like I'm evil?"
324
00:17:35,392 --> 00:17:40,147
Can't really feel
any of it anymore.
325
00:17:41,982 --> 00:17:44,276
I'm doing it from memory.
326
00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:51,659
I'm broken,
and that makes me dangerous,
327
00:17:52,868 --> 00:17:54,787
so you should go.
328
00:17:55,579 --> 00:17:59,333
Jules, I talked
to your Shade.
329
00:18:04,546 --> 00:18:07,466
Wait, so you saw her
in a...
330
00:18:07,675 --> 00:18:12,638
Yeah, uh, I mean, there were drugs
involved, but I know that it was real.
331
00:18:13,889 --> 00:18:15,516
And she's still alive?
Yeah.
332
00:18:16,684 --> 00:18:20,145
Well, I don't really know if that
term applies here, but she's not gone.
333
00:18:22,523 --> 00:18:23,816
So where is she?
334
00:18:25,109 --> 00:18:27,861
I don't know,
335
00:18:27,945 --> 00:18:30,781
but, wherever she is,
she wants us to find her.
336
00:18:35,077 --> 00:18:36,120
ELIOT: What is this?
337
00:18:36,203 --> 00:18:39,373
JOSH: Culinary classic.
Oysters and pearls
338
00:18:39,456 --> 00:18:41,041
from the French Laundry.
339
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,960
I had to get
Thomas Keller so wrecked
340
00:18:43,043 --> 00:18:44,795
before he showed me
the secret to that recipe.
341
00:18:50,384 --> 00:18:51,385
Mmm.
342
00:18:52,803 --> 00:18:55,097
I just don't think
it's Fillory enough.
343
00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:59,143
But half of Fillory
eats boiled mutton.
344
00:18:59,226 --> 00:19:01,645
Let's introduce them to,
like, actual food.
345
00:19:01,729 --> 00:19:02,730
This is their world.
346
00:19:02,813 --> 00:19:04,690
We have to meet them halfway,
don't you think?
347
00:19:04,773 --> 00:19:06,275
Well, if half
your recipe is shit,
348
00:19:06,358 --> 00:19:07,401
it's all going to
taste like shit.
349
00:19:08,485 --> 00:19:11,572
Okay, okay. Fine, fine.
Forget the dish. (CHUCKLES)
350
00:19:12,239 --> 00:19:14,033
Let's start with
what do you want
351
00:19:14,116 --> 00:19:15,868
people to feel
when they eat it?
352
00:19:16,618 --> 00:19:18,746
I want everyone to like me.
353
00:19:19,538 --> 00:19:21,332
Then let's just
make this easy.
354
00:19:21,415 --> 00:19:22,416
I'll make a potion.
355
00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:25,002
Poof! They'll like you.
356
00:19:25,085 --> 00:19:26,045
Donesies!
357
00:19:26,128 --> 00:19:27,463
I need this.
358
00:19:32,384 --> 00:19:34,094
There's nothing
in here, either.
359
00:19:34,178 --> 00:19:35,929
Got to keep looking.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
360
00:19:36,889 --> 00:19:38,349
So scratchy.
361
00:19:38,849 --> 00:19:40,351
Go away, Todd.
362
00:19:40,476 --> 00:19:43,437
Stuff about the
afterlife is super-wonky.
363
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,689
It's too close to religion.
364
00:19:45,773 --> 00:19:49,026
It's hard to figure out what's
not a flat-out lie. Right?
365
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,402
TODD: Hey...
366
00:19:50,569 --> 00:19:52,112
Is this place real?
367
00:19:54,531 --> 00:19:55,574
No.
368
00:19:58,452 --> 00:20:00,287
You're hungover, Todd.
369
00:20:01,205 --> 00:20:03,040
Look, I found
a passage here.
370
00:20:03,123 --> 00:20:05,459
Sort of vague,
but it mentions Shades.
371
00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:07,920
One passage in a dozen books.
372
00:20:08,003 --> 00:20:10,756
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, Shades.
373
00:20:11,048 --> 00:20:12,424
JULIA: I mean, it's something.
374
00:20:12,508 --> 00:20:14,802
Nobody talks about Shades.
There's got to be a reason.
375
00:20:14,885 --> 00:20:20,265
I know, right? I mean, when Fogg
talked about them the other day,
376
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:22,559
it was the first
I heard about them.
377
00:20:25,604 --> 00:20:26,647
What?
378
00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:28,399
My work study job,
379
00:20:28,482 --> 00:20:30,359
I type up
Fogg's memoirs.
380
00:20:30,442 --> 00:20:33,570
I guess he has, like,
a crazy book deal.
381
00:20:33,654 --> 00:20:35,572
He's led a seriously
weird life.
382
00:20:35,656 --> 00:20:38,700
Did you know
that he and Bob Ross
383
00:20:38,784 --> 00:20:41,578
had a dark artistic
rivalry? I mean...
384
00:20:41,662 --> 00:20:43,831
What did he say about Shades?
385
00:20:45,457 --> 00:20:50,045
Something like he knew someone
who was obsessed with them.
386
00:20:50,504 --> 00:20:52,881
DEAN: I do know or,
I suppose, I knew
387
00:20:52,965 --> 00:20:55,509
someone who is
interested in Shades.
388
00:20:55,843 --> 00:20:59,263
Was. Uh,
it's rather confusing.
389
00:20:59,513 --> 00:21:00,556
Confusing, why?
390
00:21:00,639 --> 00:21:02,599
Because you know her, too.
391
00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:03,809
It's Alice.
392
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,110
Honestly, I don't think that she
knew anything about Shades.
393
00:21:13,193 --> 00:21:15,946
No, of course not.
That Alice didn't.
394
00:21:16,029 --> 00:21:17,614
This Alice
is a different story.
395
00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:19,116
What do you mean,
"this Alice"?
396
00:21:19,199 --> 00:21:21,702
Do you recall the time loop
I told you about?
397
00:21:21,785 --> 00:21:25,330
The 39 lifetimes? No one
remembers them except me.
398
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:27,082
Yeah, of course.
You knew another me.
399
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,126
The Alice
from the 23rd timeline
400
00:21:29,209 --> 00:21:31,128
was the sole survivor
of The Beast.
401
00:21:31,211 --> 00:21:34,298
She became obsessed
with the afterlife,
402
00:21:34,882 --> 00:21:38,886
how to commune with
lost souls and Shades.
403
00:21:39,553 --> 00:21:42,973
Okay, well, would she know
where one would go?
404
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:46,560
I don't know what she knew.
She just talked about them a lot.
405
00:21:46,643 --> 00:21:49,146
She was different
than your Alice.
406
00:21:49,229 --> 00:21:51,440
She was hurt, broken.
407
00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:53,066
We need to talk to her.
408
00:21:53,150 --> 00:21:56,028
Well, you can't.
It's already happened.
409
00:21:56,111 --> 00:21:58,238
Essentially,
in another universe.
410
00:21:59,156 --> 00:22:00,157
It's gone.
411
00:22:02,576 --> 00:22:04,369
What about a Tesla Flexion?
412
00:22:07,122 --> 00:22:08,499
What is it?
413
00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:11,251
It's how we could
talk to her.
414
00:22:18,133 --> 00:22:19,510
Can I ask you
a woman question?
415
00:22:19,635 --> 00:22:22,471
(SCOFFS) I barely
understand women.
416
00:22:22,554 --> 00:22:27,226
I think my pregnant wife might be
having weird pregnant-wife feelings.
417
00:22:27,309 --> 00:22:28,519
Ew.
418
00:22:28,602 --> 00:22:31,104
Definitely not my rice bowl.
419
00:22:31,396 --> 00:22:35,817
Seems like her head
is elsewhere all the time.
420
00:22:36,109 --> 00:22:37,069
What do you mean?
421
00:22:37,152 --> 00:22:38,487
Every time I run into her,
422
00:22:38,570 --> 00:22:40,989
I feel like I'm interrupting
a conversation,
423
00:22:41,073 --> 00:22:42,741
except there's
no one else there.
424
00:22:51,124 --> 00:22:52,417
What is it?
425
00:22:54,461 --> 00:22:58,215
Nothing. I'll talk to her.
(EXHALES) I need some air.
426
00:22:59,299 --> 00:23:00,425
Yeah.
427
00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:09,017
Fuzz Beat?
428
00:23:09,101 --> 00:23:10,185
It's like a website.
429
00:23:10,269 --> 00:23:13,438
They do serious news and
cat videos at the same time.
430
00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:14,565
That's fucking dumb.
431
00:23:14,648 --> 00:23:16,441
Well, it's where the
tracking spell said to go.
432
00:23:19,152 --> 00:23:21,196
We're looking for Harriet?
433
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,239
And you are?
434
00:23:22,322 --> 00:23:24,074
Just tell her
we're from The Order.
435
00:23:24,157 --> 00:23:25,867
Is that the new
Pilates place?
436
00:23:27,077 --> 00:23:28,078
Yes.
437
00:23:28,161 --> 00:23:29,329
Sweet.
438
00:23:34,209 --> 00:23:35,210
Okay.
439
00:23:35,294 --> 00:23:37,170
It's a fucking
unicorn in a tutu.
440
00:23:45,804 --> 00:23:47,222
PENNY: We're here
for the book.
441
00:23:47,848 --> 00:23:52,185
Principles of Conjuring
Elementals. It's 10 years overdue.
442
00:23:53,228 --> 00:23:54,354
Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
443
00:23:55,522 --> 00:23:58,525
She's not casting.
She's signing.
444
00:23:59,526 --> 00:24:00,527
Oh.
445
00:24:00,944 --> 00:24:02,654
Yeah, I don't speak that.
446
00:24:02,738 --> 00:24:05,115
She said we don't
look like Librarians.
447
00:24:05,198 --> 00:24:08,702
All right, well, you know, tell
her we're looking for the book.
448
00:24:11,163 --> 00:24:13,665
We need that book back.
449
00:24:13,790 --> 00:24:14,791
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
450
00:24:15,334 --> 00:24:17,252
Your sign is terrible.
451
00:24:17,336 --> 00:24:20,881
Yeah, my sign
is a little rusty.
452
00:24:36,063 --> 00:24:38,231
(KADY LAUGHS)
What'd she say?
453
00:24:38,315 --> 00:24:40,317
Oh, don't worry about it.
454
00:24:42,235 --> 00:24:43,487
KADY: So what's your deal?
455
00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:47,699
You write listicles, and you
do magic in your spare time?
456
00:24:48,325 --> 00:24:50,994
No, this is my magic.
457
00:24:51,244 --> 00:24:54,039
What are you talking about?
Your clickbait site?
458
00:24:59,586 --> 00:25:01,046
Yeah, right.
459
00:25:01,129 --> 00:25:02,923
What the fuck
is she saying?
460
00:25:03,757 --> 00:25:05,008
See for yourself.
461
00:25:07,594 --> 00:25:10,681
KADY: "Eighteen Pandas With
Things That Look Like Pandas"?
462
00:25:10,806 --> 00:25:12,724
Half of those don't
even look like pandas.
463
00:25:16,895 --> 00:25:19,606
PENNY: That's how
to conjure dark matter.
464
00:25:20,857 --> 00:25:22,109
What did you do
to the pandas?
465
00:25:22,192 --> 00:25:25,821
It's an encoded spell.
All these articles are.
466
00:25:28,824 --> 00:25:31,535
Wait. Wait. How about "Drunk
Guys Eating Kids' Vitamins"?
467
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,626
(LAUGHING) No! Really?
Oh, my God, that's...
468
00:25:39,751 --> 00:25:41,712
Yeah, yeah, when you
guys are done bonding,
469
00:25:41,795 --> 00:25:44,548
do you think you could ask
her for the book now, please?
470
00:25:44,631 --> 00:25:47,467
Relax, kid. I'll find it.
471
00:25:51,555 --> 00:25:52,556
(HARRIET EXCLAIMS)
472
00:25:53,223 --> 00:25:54,975
Just give us a sec.
(SIGHS)
473
00:25:58,478 --> 00:26:01,314
So I don't get it.
Why do all this?
474
00:26:10,574 --> 00:26:12,200
You're not wrong.
(CHUCKLES)
475
00:26:14,828 --> 00:26:17,706
Well, I was looking
for the kind of knowledge
476
00:26:17,789 --> 00:26:19,249
the Library doesn't have.
477
00:26:21,418 --> 00:26:24,129
Oh, the usual. Beauty tips,
recipes, how to kill a trickster god.
478
00:26:32,262 --> 00:26:33,263
Ah.
479
00:26:47,819 --> 00:26:51,114
Here you go.
Finally. Let's go.
480
00:26:51,698 --> 00:26:53,617
Have a nice day.
Fuck off.
481
00:27:05,378 --> 00:27:06,713
Thank you.
482
00:27:18,016 --> 00:27:20,727
MARGO: Why am I staring at
a plate of half-eaten nachos?
483
00:27:20,811 --> 00:27:23,480
A question I've asked myself
very often at 3:00 a.m.
484
00:27:23,563 --> 00:27:25,023
So I was doing
the dishes...
485
00:27:25,106 --> 00:27:26,691
You're supposed to be cooking.
486
00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:30,028
I know. I kind of
roof ted the dishwasher.
487
00:27:30,904 --> 00:27:32,447
Um...
488
00:27:32,531 --> 00:27:34,074
That is not okay.
489
00:27:34,157 --> 00:27:36,785
No! Not roof ted, roof ted.
490
00:27:36,868 --> 00:27:40,413
More like he loves everyone
so much he's catatonic.
491
00:27:40,497 --> 00:27:44,501
It was an accident. I was
testing the potion for you.
492
00:27:44,584 --> 00:27:46,753
Might have made it
a little too strong.
493
00:27:46,837 --> 00:27:50,841
Forget it. Doesn't matter.
The point is, I found this.
494
00:27:56,763 --> 00:28:01,643
"Wedding day. Western gate
unguarded. Bring gifts there."
495
00:28:02,143 --> 00:28:04,729
I'm assuming they're not
talking about actual gifts.
496
00:28:04,813 --> 00:28:07,858
No, they're talking
about chopping our heads off.
497
00:28:08,108 --> 00:28:09,234
(ELIOT GROANS)
498
00:28:09,317 --> 00:28:11,945
That backgammon-playing prick.
499
00:28:12,237 --> 00:28:14,281
(SIGHS) I was so stupid.
500
00:28:14,364 --> 00:28:16,366
After all the hours I spent
down in the dungeon,
501
00:28:16,449 --> 00:28:18,285
I actually thought
I'd won Bayler over.
502
00:28:18,368 --> 00:28:20,203
I thought I had
rehabbed his soul.
503
00:28:20,453 --> 00:28:26,167
Oh, honey, we both know rehab is
about more than nachos and backgammon.
504
00:28:26,251 --> 00:28:28,962
Is it? Is it, Margo?
505
00:28:29,045 --> 00:28:30,922
JOSH: Wait. So you're upset
506
00:28:31,006 --> 00:28:32,549
because the guy
who tried to kill you
507
00:28:32,632 --> 00:28:34,676
is gonna try and
kill you again?
508
00:28:34,801 --> 00:28:37,345
I should've executed him. It's
not like anybody likes me anyway.
509
00:28:37,429 --> 00:28:38,722
I mean, I'm down 5%,
510
00:28:38,805 --> 00:28:41,308
and now the FU Fighters
are gonna red my wedding.
511
00:28:41,391 --> 00:28:44,603
No. Okay?
We won't let that happen.
512
00:28:45,729 --> 00:28:47,230
Josh, where's that dishwasher?
513
00:28:47,314 --> 00:28:48,273
Still in the armoire.
514
00:28:48,356 --> 00:28:50,275
Why is he
in the armoire?
515
00:28:50,358 --> 00:28:52,444
Because I'm not
good in a crisis, okay?
516
00:28:52,527 --> 00:28:54,946
How were you
ever a drug dealer?
517
00:28:56,823 --> 00:29:00,118
Look, that note was meant
for the dishwasher.
518
00:29:00,201 --> 00:29:01,995
He's probably
been passing messages
519
00:29:02,078 --> 00:29:03,496
to the FU Fighters
this whole time,
520
00:29:03,580 --> 00:29:06,750
so here's what we do. We
help him sober up, and then...
521
00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:08,460
We execute him.
522
00:29:08,543 --> 00:29:12,213
No, but it means so much
to me that you want to.
523
00:29:14,174 --> 00:29:16,301
We put the note back
in to the dirty dishes.
524
00:29:16,384 --> 00:29:19,721
We let him find it, and take it
back to the FU Fighters' base.
525
00:29:19,804 --> 00:29:23,141
Josh, how much of that
potion can you make?
526
00:29:23,224 --> 00:29:25,226
I don't know. A butt load?
527
00:29:25,352 --> 00:29:26,728
That'll do.
528
00:29:29,856 --> 00:29:31,858
Bambi, what are you casting?
529
00:29:31,942 --> 00:29:33,735
Tracking spell.
530
00:29:33,818 --> 00:29:35,445
Then we'll know
exactly where to find
531
00:29:35,528 --> 00:29:37,614
those Dave Grohl
wannabe bitches.
532
00:29:42,827 --> 00:29:45,538
Got you.
The FU Fighters' encampment.
533
00:29:45,664 --> 00:29:47,624
Okay, guys, here you go.
534
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,211
(SIGHS) It's a shame,
isn't it, El?
535
00:29:51,294 --> 00:29:53,505
(SIGHS) Utter shame.
536
00:29:54,047 --> 00:29:57,258
I mean, I can't be the one to
sneak into the FU Fighters' base.
537
00:29:57,384 --> 00:30:00,095
Certainly not. You
don't sneak. Mmm-mmm.
538
00:30:00,178 --> 00:30:02,472
And you can't be the
one to dump that potion
539
00:30:02,555 --> 00:30:06,017
into whatever disgusting stew
they're cooking for dinner.
540
00:30:06,101 --> 00:30:09,229
Sadly, no. My eminence is
too easy to spot from afar.
541
00:30:09,312 --> 00:30:10,814
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.
542
00:30:10,897 --> 00:30:13,817
If only we had someone
they'd never seen before.
543
00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:16,403
Guys, stop the bit.
I'll go.
544
00:30:17,904 --> 00:30:22,242
ELIOT: Eternal glory awaits
you, O Joshua of Yonkers.
545
00:30:23,076 --> 00:30:25,161
Eternal glory.
546
00:30:26,579 --> 00:30:27,872
You done?
547
00:30:28,039 --> 00:30:29,290
I'm done.
548
00:30:29,624 --> 00:30:30,792
Great.
549
00:30:36,423 --> 00:30:38,550
Here's your overdue book.
550
00:30:38,675 --> 00:30:41,594
Now, can you find me some
shit to help with my hands, please?
551
00:30:41,678 --> 00:30:46,099
I will look for something to help
you with that in just a moment.
552
00:31:03,074 --> 00:31:04,576
Are you okay?
553
00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:13,209
Uh, hello?
554
00:31:18,298 --> 00:31:20,592
I asked you a question, man.
Are you okay?
555
00:31:20,675 --> 00:31:22,052
No.
556
00:31:23,219 --> 00:31:24,846
I can't control my...
557
00:31:24,929 --> 00:31:25,930
Look out!
558
00:31:26,306 --> 00:31:27,307
(GRUNTS)
559
00:31:27,974 --> 00:31:28,975
(GROANS)
560
00:31:31,978 --> 00:31:33,480
(STRAINING) No.
561
00:31:36,149 --> 00:31:38,651
I can't stop!
562
00:31:38,777 --> 00:31:39,778
(GRUNTING)
563
00:31:42,864 --> 00:31:43,865
(SHATTERS)
564
00:31:44,574 --> 00:31:45,825
(GROANS)
565
00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:53,666
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
566
00:31:58,755 --> 00:32:00,256
The card was cursed.
567
00:32:00,340 --> 00:32:01,382
A Modus Hex.
568
00:32:01,466 --> 00:32:03,551
It forces you to perform
an action against your will.
569
00:32:03,635 --> 00:32:05,136
Yeah, but that dude
killed himself, okay?
570
00:32:05,220 --> 00:32:06,805
The hex didn't
make him do that.
571
00:32:06,888 --> 00:32:08,389
His name was Howard.
572
00:32:08,473 --> 00:32:10,600
And if it wasn't
for his bravery,
573
00:32:10,683 --> 00:32:13,978
the hex would have forced him to
do something incredibly dangerous.
574
00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:15,271
Open a door?
575
00:32:15,355 --> 00:32:16,981
That isn't just any door.
576
00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:18,691
Then what is it?
577
00:32:18,775 --> 00:32:20,735
As a novice of The Order,
there are many secrets
578
00:32:20,819 --> 00:32:22,362
that will be imparted to you
when the time is right.
579
00:32:22,445 --> 00:32:25,532
I just watched a man kill
himself. What's behind the door?
580
00:32:27,242 --> 00:32:28,618
The Poison Room.
581
00:32:29,828 --> 00:32:31,037
The what?
582
00:32:31,121 --> 00:32:33,206
It's where we store books
too dangerous for the public.
583
00:32:33,289 --> 00:32:36,000
I suspect Harriet's curse was
an attempt to steal its contents.
584
00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:37,919
Wait. Howard
kamikazed himself
585
00:32:38,002 --> 00:32:40,046
'cause someone wanted
some banned books?
586
00:32:40,213 --> 00:32:42,298
That's pretty fucked-up.
587
00:32:42,382 --> 00:32:45,009
What is
(WHISPERS) fucked-up
588
00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:46,719
is that there is
knowledge out there
589
00:32:46,803 --> 00:32:48,304
so dangerous
we need a Poison Room,
590
00:32:48,388 --> 00:32:50,390
so it doesn't fall
into the wrong hands.
591
00:32:50,473 --> 00:32:53,101
That is why Howard
sacrificed his life.
592
00:32:53,184 --> 00:32:55,311
It's something all
Librarians would do.
593
00:32:55,395 --> 00:32:56,813
So he had to die
to keep someone
594
00:32:56,896 --> 00:32:58,648
from getting their hands
on what?
595
00:32:58,731 --> 00:33:01,151
Some crazy battle magic?
596
00:33:01,234 --> 00:33:02,735
There is knowledge
behind that door, Penny,
597
00:33:02,819 --> 00:33:06,156
that could destroy
more than just people.
598
00:33:06,239 --> 00:33:07,991
It could destroy worlds.
599
00:33:09,576 --> 00:33:11,119
The Tesla Flexion
has only been
600
00:33:11,202 --> 00:33:13,621
successfully employed
once before.
601
00:33:13,705 --> 00:33:16,374
Luckily, we're using
the original equipment,
602
00:33:16,457 --> 00:33:18,710
left to Brakebills by
the man who invented it.
603
00:33:18,793 --> 00:33:20,128
Nikola Tesla?
604
00:33:20,211 --> 00:33:22,130
No, Fred Flexion.
605
00:33:24,257 --> 00:33:28,178
Okay, and it's only been used
once before because...
606
00:33:28,261 --> 00:33:31,514
Three people died trying
to shut it down last time.
607
00:33:31,598 --> 00:33:33,183
What's the tent for?
608
00:33:33,266 --> 00:33:36,519
The Flexion is a fold
between two different realities.
609
00:33:36,603 --> 00:33:38,688
The tented area is
where they cross over.
610
00:33:38,771 --> 00:33:42,442
Now, Ms. Wicker and I will
work together to cast the Flexion,
611
00:33:42,525 --> 00:33:47,322
but if we hold it longer than
two minutes, we will all die.
612
00:33:47,405 --> 00:33:49,115
Well, don't sugarcoat it.
613
00:33:49,449 --> 00:33:50,783
Quentin.
614
00:33:53,286 --> 00:33:55,788
Get the answers that
you need, and then get out.
615
00:33:56,998 --> 00:33:58,541
Understood?
616
00:33:59,292 --> 00:34:02,295
And try not to
touch anything in there.
617
00:34:02,962 --> 00:34:04,839
Okay. Why?
618
00:34:05,048 --> 00:34:06,257
Matter from
different realities
619
00:34:06,341 --> 00:34:09,385
occupying the same space
can create a paradox.
620
00:34:09,469 --> 00:34:11,221
More like an explosion.
621
00:34:11,721 --> 00:34:13,473
As well as a mess of problems
for the people
622
00:34:13,556 --> 00:34:15,600
who'd find what's
left of our bodies.
623
00:34:17,143 --> 00:34:18,978
Touch nothing. Got it.
624
00:34:21,773 --> 00:34:23,858
Dude, their shit was
seriously jacked up.
625
00:34:23,942 --> 00:34:26,361
Their K-holes
were inside K-holes.
626
00:34:26,444 --> 00:34:28,238
Does that even make sense?
627
00:34:28,321 --> 00:34:29,906
I'm just saying,
the FU Fighters
628
00:34:29,989 --> 00:34:32,575
are out-of-comish
for the foreseeable future.
629
00:34:32,659 --> 00:34:34,953
Your wedding may
proceed apace, sire.
630
00:34:35,036 --> 00:34:38,498
And you, good sir, may shave
any nymph in the kingdom.
631
00:34:39,624 --> 00:34:41,668
Like, right now?
Like, right now.
632
00:34:42,669 --> 00:34:45,838
You are my once
and future king.
633
00:34:49,801 --> 00:34:51,928
Just floating this.
634
00:34:52,011 --> 00:34:54,430
Would it be weird
if I fucked Josh?
635
00:34:55,598 --> 00:34:57,850
I certainly hope
it would be weird.
636
00:34:57,976 --> 00:34:59,143
(CHUCKLING)
637
00:35:00,144 --> 00:35:04,732
To my quick-thinking Bambi,
who saved the day again.
638
00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:11,614
Speaking of saving the day, did
you ever manage to talk to Fen?
639
00:35:12,699 --> 00:35:16,202
Um, yeah. She's fine.
640
00:35:16,536 --> 00:35:18,371
Good. That's a relief.
641
00:35:20,999 --> 00:35:22,041
MARGO: Fen?
642
00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:23,876
Fen?
643
00:35:31,050 --> 00:35:34,262
I wanna talk to you
about the terms of our deal.
644
00:35:38,683 --> 00:35:39,684
(WHOOSHES)
645
00:35:41,102 --> 00:35:43,521
Oh, shit. Shit.
646
00:35:43,896 --> 00:35:46,649
You saw it?
You saw it, too?
647
00:35:47,066 --> 00:35:48,109
Fen.
(SIGHS)
648
00:35:48,943 --> 00:35:50,194
I'm not going mad.
649
00:35:50,278 --> 00:35:51,404
Well,
650
00:35:53,323 --> 00:35:56,409
no, you're not.
651
00:35:57,368 --> 00:35:59,495
It was a Fairy, okay?
652
00:36:00,121 --> 00:36:01,998
Look, the day
the Wellspring failed
653
00:36:02,081 --> 00:36:05,209
I made a deal to save
Eliot's life, and you did, too.
654
00:36:06,002 --> 00:36:07,337
I don't understand.
655
00:36:07,420 --> 00:36:09,547
You agreed to do
whatever it took to save him.
656
00:36:09,630 --> 00:36:10,715
But I didn't...
657
00:36:10,798 --> 00:36:12,717
No. You did.
658
00:36:13,426 --> 00:36:15,094
What do they want?
659
00:36:16,637 --> 00:36:17,972
Your baby.
660
00:36:18,097 --> 00:36:19,098
What?
661
00:36:19,182 --> 00:36:21,809
Fen, I can stop this.
662
00:36:21,893 --> 00:36:25,229
You better fix this because I
will not let them take my child.
663
00:36:30,234 --> 00:36:31,319
Fuck!
664
00:36:43,581 --> 00:36:45,583
(POWERING UP)
665
00:36:46,501 --> 00:36:48,294
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
666
00:37:17,990 --> 00:37:21,285
Quentin? Is that you?
667
00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:23,413
You're in a Tesla Flexion.
668
00:37:23,496 --> 00:37:26,416
I'm from another timeline.
We only have two minutes.
669
00:37:26,499 --> 00:37:30,336
I need you to tell me everything
you know about Shades.
670
00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:33,423
It is you.
Another you. You're alive.
671
00:37:33,506 --> 00:37:36,300
Uh, no. Stop.
We can't touch.
672
00:37:36,384 --> 00:37:37,844
I'm sorry.
We have to go fast.
673
00:37:38,553 --> 00:37:40,179
I understand. Um...
674
00:37:41,681 --> 00:37:44,016
I'll tell you everything
I know. It's just,
675
00:37:44,809 --> 00:37:46,185
I thought I'd never
see you again.
676
00:37:47,019 --> 00:37:50,314
The Beast, he tore you apart
piece by piece,
677
00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:53,776
but not just your body
but your Shade, everything.
678
00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:55,570
My Shade.
Do you know where it went?
679
00:37:55,653 --> 00:37:57,155
I searched everywhere for it.
680
00:37:58,531 --> 00:38:00,616
You can't rest in peace
without it.
681
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:03,327
But there are no books
on how to deal with it,
682
00:38:03,411 --> 00:38:06,956
so I traveled the world in search of
anyone, anything that could help me.
683
00:38:07,039 --> 00:38:08,875
What did you learn?
684
00:38:09,584 --> 00:38:11,711
Shades go to the Underworld.
685
00:38:12,211 --> 00:38:13,713
There's an Underworld?
686
00:38:13,796 --> 00:38:16,757
It's only accessible to the
dead, but there's a catch.
687
00:38:17,383 --> 00:38:19,343
Alice, what happened
to your hand?
688
00:38:20,136 --> 00:38:23,848
It doesn't matter. It's the
least I gave up to learn this.
689
00:38:25,224 --> 00:38:26,517
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
690
00:38:28,644 --> 00:38:31,564
The living can access the Underworld
with the help of a Gatekeeper.
691
00:38:31,647 --> 00:38:32,690
A Gatekeeper?
692
00:38:32,773 --> 00:38:35,943
An Ancient One, a being
older than the world itself.
693
00:38:36,027 --> 00:38:37,945
Okay, how do you find
one of those?
694
00:38:39,197 --> 00:38:42,533
I don't know.
I'm still looking.
695
00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:46,454
No.
696
00:38:46,579 --> 00:38:47,705
(WHIMPERS)
697
00:38:48,915 --> 00:38:49,999
I have to go.
698
00:38:50,082 --> 00:38:52,919
Please. Please.
Just one more thing, okay?
699
00:38:53,419 --> 00:38:55,338
We can't hold it
much longer, Quentin.
700
00:38:55,421 --> 00:38:57,423
I just wanted
to say I'm sorry.
701
00:38:58,799 --> 00:39:00,468
Sorry for what?
702
00:39:02,011 --> 00:39:03,596
When you died,
703
00:39:04,305 --> 00:39:06,307
we weren't in a good place.
704
00:39:08,434 --> 00:39:14,899
We were fighting, and I
was just too proud to let it go.
705
00:39:16,484 --> 00:39:20,488
No. I don't know what
that other Quentin thought,
706
00:39:20,571 --> 00:39:23,199
but, in this world,
I love you.
707
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,284
Okay.
708
00:39:25,618 --> 00:39:29,205
No matter what, I love you.
709
00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:32,542
(SOBS)
710
00:39:35,169 --> 00:39:36,629
(TESLA FLEXION POWERS DOWN)
711
00:39:54,981 --> 00:39:57,650
Yeah, but Harriet didn't know
the guy was gonna kill himself.
712
00:39:57,733 --> 00:39:59,026
Are you defending her?
713
00:39:59,110 --> 00:40:02,572
No, I'm just saying that
she's not totally wrong.
714
00:40:03,406 --> 00:40:05,283
The Librarians are
hiding some things.
715
00:40:05,366 --> 00:40:07,034
Yeah, things that are
insanely dangerous!
716
00:40:07,118 --> 00:40:08,619
They could have
good reasons.
717
00:40:08,703 --> 00:40:11,497
Okay, and who the fuck are
Librarians to decide who gets what?
718
00:40:11,581 --> 00:40:13,916
Do you really want every hedge
witch with a grudge and a bad idea
719
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,960
to get a nuclear bomb?
720
00:40:16,502 --> 00:40:17,753
Fuck you.
721
00:40:18,296 --> 00:40:20,339
I'm not talking about you.
722
00:40:20,756 --> 00:40:22,216
Yeah, you are.
723
00:40:23,217 --> 00:40:25,761
No, I'm not.
724
00:40:26,721 --> 00:40:28,806
I think we might be
too late.
725
00:40:28,889 --> 00:40:30,891
Motherfucker.
726
00:40:33,644 --> 00:40:34,854
No.
727
00:40:35,354 --> 00:40:37,607
No. No.
728
00:40:38,691 --> 00:40:39,692
(SIGHS)
729
00:40:53,873 --> 00:40:55,625
PENNY: The Ars Deicidium?
730
00:40:57,209 --> 00:40:59,170
The art of killing gods.
731
00:41:02,340 --> 00:41:04,759
(SOBBING) Eliot.
Oh, thank God.
732
00:41:04,842 --> 00:41:06,469
I don't know what to do.
733
00:41:06,552 --> 00:41:08,179
Margo made a deal
with the Fairies,
734
00:41:08,262 --> 00:41:09,847
and they're coming
for our baby.
735
00:41:13,601 --> 00:41:15,227
A deal's a deal.
736
00:41:15,394 --> 00:41:16,395
(SOBBING)
737
00:41:22,902 --> 00:41:25,905
You've been staring
at that page for an hour.
738
00:41:26,614 --> 00:41:27,615
Uh...
739
00:41:30,868 --> 00:41:33,204
I just keep seeing her face.
740
00:41:38,626 --> 00:41:40,753
I get that you're hurting.
741
00:41:43,422 --> 00:41:45,716
I don't know what to say
to make you feel better.
742
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,720
It's okay. I don't really
want to feel better anyway.
743
00:42:03,442 --> 00:42:06,654
Maybe I'd better not
show you this, then.
744
00:42:07,697 --> 00:42:10,116
I think I figured out
what an Ancient One is.
745
00:42:16,872 --> 00:42:18,416
No fucking way.
746
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:23,440
http://hiqve.com/
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