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ALICE: Previously on
The Magicians...
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The High King and I hereby
declare war on the Kingdom of Loria!
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One cannot simply take back
a declaration of war.
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My hands can't
cast spells anymore.
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Help me, I do what I can.
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I'm a member of The Order,
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the keepers of the
libraries of the Neither lands,
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the greatest
repository of knowledge.
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QUENTIN: You're a Niff in.
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ALICE: Q, I'm not bloodthirsty.
I just want to be free.
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Penny! We're
getting you out.
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Well, I guess I could
help for a price.
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I wanna drive. For an hour a
day, I get control of your body.
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Fine. It's a deal.
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We're gonna
make another you.
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You sleep here,
your mind goes into the golem.
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(ELECTRICAL CRACKLE)
(YELPS)
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(GASPS)
FEN: Eliot!
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In the center of your being,
there's a tiny beating heart.
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It's called a Shade.
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It's what makes you feel
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the pain will burn you
till there's nothing.
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JULIA: It's Reynard.
He's back.
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He hurt you too, didn't he?
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DANA: My child is safe.
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He'll never know
who he really is.
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DR. HIGGINS:
The test was positive.
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LIPSON: You'll need
to find a Mudang.
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But you can
abort it, right?
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This is exorcism.
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That thing is not human.
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Did it work? Is it gone?
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But, Julia,
there was a complication.
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QUENTIN: What do you mean,
"lost her Shade"?
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When the Mudang
cut the demigod's soul out,
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they nicked hers
by accident.
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Her Shade, it's gone.
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Is she gonna be, like...
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Honestly,
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I don't know.
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(JULIA HUMMING)
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(WHISTLING)
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(HUMMING)
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Good morning.
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Jesus, what day is it?
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Friday. Are you...
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Listen,
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I just want to thank you for
everything you did to help me.
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You're looking at
me like I'm crazy.
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(SCOFFS)
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I mean, are you?
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(WHISTLING SOFTLY)
How do you feel?
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How do I feel?
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(EXHALES) I feel light.
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Like a million-pound
weight's off my chest.
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(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
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Come. So, what you got?
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Anything that
skins foxes?
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Yeah, well... (SIGHS)
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So, back in the day,
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Zeus and his,
well, frat bros,
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they ran around kidnapping
and raping with total impunity.
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So, the Magicians, they'd write these
spells to protect their communities.
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God-killing spells.
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The one thing that they all
have in common is they all failed.
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Maybe it just
can't be done.
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You know what?
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We need to write our own.
We can use these.
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There's some pretty big
holes, but... (SCOFFS)
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I mean, a little ambitious.
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We need to be ambitious.
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Like Martin Chatwin facing
Ember and Umber ambitious.
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It can be done.
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But, you know, say
we get the perfect spell.
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Think about the energy
it'd take to work it.
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Right.
See, Dana knew that.
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She had her power
source. We...
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I got rid of mine.
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Well, what about Ember in
Fillory? Didn't he help Alice?
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He's completely AWOL.
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Hmm.
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Oh, my God.
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Dana's baby.
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Reynard's son.
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You know, there is
a ton of lore on demigods.
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They're powerful
in their own right.
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Dana was talking like
he's still out there.
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We need to find him.
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Hurry up.
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I checked your work,
it's fine.
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Nothing can
break a Word As Bond.
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I must've
overlooked something.
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No hurting anyone.
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No casting magic. No sex.
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Trust me, you locked
down any possible fun.
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I held up my end
of the deal, Q.
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Now it's your turn.
Or box me now,
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because I'll drive
you insane.
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(DROPS PEN)
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(SIZZLING)
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Midnight. My turn. Got it?
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MARGO: Quentin ! Where
the hell are you?
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I'm just glad we managed
to sneak the golem out.
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Is it me or is morgue security
ridiculously lax?
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Well, I think stealing corpses
isn't generally a thing.
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Should be, kind of fun.
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Anyway, according
to the healer,
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the bridge should take
a few days to enchant.
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Then his consciousness
can travel it
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from the clay
back to his body.
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(MARGO SIGHS)
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And there's that.
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Magic brownout.
Wellspring. Not helping.
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How often does
that happen? Lately?
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Sometimes twice a week.
Sometimes twice an hour.
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Affects anything
that draws current.
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Completely jacks
all spell work.
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We're still
trying to fix it.
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Shall we go
see the patient?
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How's it going?
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Every time the magic stutters, they
have to start the enchantment over.
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Enchant faster.
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Yes, Your Majesty.
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QUENTIN: Is there anything
else that we can be doing?
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Hold off the war till
he's back? (EXHALES)
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I had a pigeon drop a confusion
spell on the Lorian castle,
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so they're moving slow
about now.
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How can I help?
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Honestly?
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You can go back to Brakebills
and check on Julia.
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You know you want to.
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If anything changes...
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I'll enchant a two-way
mirror to Brakebills,
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like when Rupert
yelled at Jane
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through the vanity
table in the books.
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Hey...
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Don't worry.
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My takeaway lately is that
anything can happen at any time.
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So just be there for
your friend while you can.
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Here.
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QUENTIN: Hey.
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Hey.
How is she?
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Well, she is...
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JULIA: (LAUGHING)
Holy shit!
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That info-matrixing spell
worked like a motherfucker.
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Oh. Hey, Q.
Hey.
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So, I found a hospital
outside of Hoboken
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that took in a surrendered
newborn August 20th, 1976.
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Holy shit.
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Jules, what are you...
I have to go.
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No, you need to
stay behind the wards.
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Reynard is... Reynard
could give a shit about us.
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Think. If he was gonna finish
me, he'd have done it by now.
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So let's take
advantage of that.
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Uh, Jules, no. Look, she's
right. You're safer here.
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No offense, Q, I didn't
actually ask your opinion.
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Thanks, though.
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Julia, wait!
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Hi, Julia.
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Thought I'd
forgotten about you?
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You seem like
the type to move on quick
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when you're
finished with a girl.
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(LAUGHS) Eh, generally.
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Unless they're
carrying my child.
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I was protecting you.
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And what did you go and do,
you little bitch.
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Now, Dana wouldn't tell me
what I wanted to know.
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And it got very,
very painful for her.
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(CHUCKLES) But you have
more common sense than she does.
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Tell me where her son is.
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Hmm.
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I don't know.
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Mmm.
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(SNIFFING)
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You're different.
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Someone's had a little,
uh, Shade amputation.
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I like it.
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I know you're there.
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Boy.
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Quentin.
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All right, run.
Go on, run.
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I'll give you
a head start.
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(SCOFFS)
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JULIA: I get it, you
wanna keep me safe.
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Thank you. I'm saying, I just
can't sit on my thumbs in Fillory.
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Look, you had the thing
before, the Haxenpaxen,
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that was making
you invisible.
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Right? So,
we're in Fillory.
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There's a lot of crazy shit
here, so find something else.
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Then you can go back.
You don't get it.
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There isn't time.
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Hmm. She's right, Q,
there isn't.
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It's my turn soon.
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Tick tock.
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Uh, okay, look, I am
going to go back.
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I'll help Kady.
We're gonna keep working.
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Margo. Uh, Julia needs to stay
here for a while. It's an emergency.
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Fine.
Thank you.
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Nice place.
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Tick tock.
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(MUFFLED WHOOSH)
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(GRUNTS)
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MAN: Dude, you okay?
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I'm fine. Nothing to see here.
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(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
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Using the gold you procured,
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we have been able to
amply fund the infantry.
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Now, as for Loria...
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Some 8,000 troops are
headed to the border.
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So we're totally outnumbered.
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Perhaps not.
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Our spies have spotted
their Master Magician Ilario
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at the edge of the woods.
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That bald illusionist dick who
disappeared the entire castle?
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We suspect he has enhanced
the number of troops with trickery.
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We believe the actual
numbers are under 3,000.
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I like those odds.
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There is also
less good news.
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Said troops
appear to be amassing
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at the edge of
the One-Way-Forest.
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A forest of
intelligent trees.
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JULIA: Yeah,
I've read about it.
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Jane Chatwin tried
to pass once and...
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Uh, the trees have a long
allegiance with Loria,
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and, begging pardon, an
excessive dislike of Fillory.
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Can you move the trees?
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They are rooted,
Your Highness.
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Yeah, I mean with an ax.
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PICKWICK: That would be ill
advised. They are the last of their kind.
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(ABIGAIL SQUEAKING)
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Her Languidness suggests
violence against the One-Way-Forest
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could cause civil war
here in Fillory.
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Well, in the books, the trees
had some sort of ambassador.
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A dryad?
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You need to
negotiate with her.
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Your Highness,
we would not advise a...
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That worked for Jane?
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Sold.
Great.
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I'll come with you.
Uh... (CHUCKLES)
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Custom strongly
dictates that...
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Yeah, I don't care.
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Look, I know the books
almost as well as Quentin does.
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I'm bored.
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Let me be a little
useful, okay? Fine.
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But I do the talking.
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You just stand there and look
vaguely indignant or whatever.
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Let's go.
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Oh. Ah.
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(GASPING)
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It wasn't enough.
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I need more time.
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To do what?
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None of your business.
254
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Relax. It's nothing.
255
00:12:30,421 --> 00:12:32,798
What? I like to read,
is that a crime?
256
00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:34,091
You can't be serious.
257
00:12:34,175 --> 00:12:36,427
I have the right to know
what I've been doing.
258
00:12:37,219 --> 00:12:38,930
All right,
illuminated manuscripts.
259
00:12:39,013 --> 00:12:40,723
I remember this
from art history.
260
00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:44,477
Yeah. A-plus for you.
I was just bored.
261
00:12:45,478 --> 00:12:49,357
The monks got tired of writing the
same thing over and over again, so they
262
00:12:51,817 --> 00:12:53,653
embellished in the margins.
263
00:12:53,986 --> 00:12:56,197
ALICE: Okay, well, a lot of
priests dabbled in magic.
264
00:12:56,405 --> 00:12:57,531
Some exploded.
265
00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:03,371
Yeah,
266
00:13:03,537 --> 00:13:04,914
those monks
were drama queens.
267
00:13:05,039 --> 00:13:09,168
Okay. "There must be another
way to bring back our brother."
268
00:13:12,129 --> 00:13:15,466
Are you looking for a
way to reverse it? No.
269
00:13:16,884 --> 00:13:17,927
No, Q, I'm not.
270
00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:20,763
Then why are you reading about all
these holy men trying to fix Niff ins?
271
00:13:20,846 --> 00:13:22,390
What does it matter, Q?
272
00:13:22,723 --> 00:13:24,392
They always fail.
Alice...
273
00:13:24,642 --> 00:13:25,643
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
274
00:13:30,231 --> 00:13:31,565
Oh, my God.
275
00:13:35,903 --> 00:13:37,321
(WHOOSH)
276
00:13:37,405 --> 00:13:39,156
Welcome back, Penny.
I need a book.
277
00:13:39,865 --> 00:13:41,200
Future Movements in Magic.
278
00:13:41,409 --> 00:13:43,035
All right, follow me.
279
00:13:44,495 --> 00:13:46,205
Don't they have
a copy at Brakebills?
280
00:13:46,288 --> 00:13:47,373
It got destroyed.
281
00:13:47,873 --> 00:13:49,959
I figure you guys have
every book here, so...
282
00:13:52,294 --> 00:13:54,672
Unfortunately, you won't be
able to take this off the premises,
283
00:13:54,755 --> 00:13:56,716
since you don't
have a library card.
284
00:13:56,882 --> 00:13:58,259
Oh, no, no.
I got one. Um...
285
00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:00,636
I'm just the errand boy.
286
00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:02,471
Mayakovsky?
287
00:14:03,305 --> 00:14:04,765
I'm surprised
the two of you get along.
288
00:14:04,849 --> 00:14:06,267
No, we don't. Believe me.
289
00:14:07,768 --> 00:14:09,395
My hands won't cast.
290
00:14:09,603 --> 00:14:11,689
He's the only one
that can help me,
291
00:14:11,772 --> 00:14:13,607
if I finish fetching
his goddamn grocery list
292
00:14:13,774 --> 00:14:15,359
so we can
get started, so...
293
00:14:15,651 --> 00:14:16,694
Ah.
294
00:14:16,777 --> 00:14:18,237
I can put a rush
on this book.
295
00:14:19,113 --> 00:14:21,323
Thank you. If you're sure
that's what you really want.
296
00:14:21,407 --> 00:14:23,200
Well, I really want
magic, so yeah.
297
00:14:23,492 --> 00:14:25,953
But to pay for it with
servitude to a lying drunkard?
298
00:14:26,037 --> 00:14:27,329
What's the alternative?
299
00:14:27,788 --> 00:14:28,789
Us.
300
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:29,999
You?
301
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,668
Librarians?
302
00:14:32,752 --> 00:14:35,755
The Order of the Library of the
Neither lands are Master Magicians.
303
00:14:36,338 --> 00:14:37,673
We can help you, Penny.
304
00:14:38,466 --> 00:14:39,508
Okay.
305
00:14:40,718 --> 00:14:42,136
What's the catch?
306
00:14:43,304 --> 00:14:45,806
This contract initiates our
services in exchange for...
307
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:48,476
"Unlimited manual
and Magical labor?
308
00:14:49,143 --> 00:14:52,396
"Bound in service to the
Library up to and after my death."
309
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,981
Are you kidding?
All very standard.
310
00:14:54,065 --> 00:14:56,233
"For a period of no less than
one million years."
311
00:14:56,317 --> 00:14:58,069
Okay, lady,
are you joking?
312
00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,528
No!
313
00:14:59,695 --> 00:15:00,738
(WHOOSH)
314
00:15:00,821 --> 00:15:01,822
Okay.
315
00:15:04,617 --> 00:15:05,910
Okay. Here's
what Julia found.
316
00:15:05,993 --> 00:15:07,703
August 20th, 1976,
317
00:15:08,662 --> 00:15:10,372
baby surrendered
at hospital,
318
00:15:11,707 --> 00:15:16,087
uh, a nurse, Michelle Walker,
transferred it to a state social worker.
319
00:15:16,212 --> 00:15:17,421
Uh...
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
320
00:15:17,505 --> 00:15:18,839
And after that...
321
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,883
Nothing. There's no
record of adoption...
322
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:24,053
Okay, so where's
Michelle Walker now?
323
00:15:27,723 --> 00:15:29,433
Merciful Sisters Cemetery.
324
00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:31,102
Oh, shit.
325
00:15:31,519 --> 00:15:32,645
Shit.
326
00:15:33,771 --> 00:15:35,815
(SIGHS)
327
00:15:35,898 --> 00:15:37,024
Shit what?
328
00:15:37,191 --> 00:15:39,693
Just dead-ended again.
329
00:15:39,985 --> 00:15:41,278
How's Mayakovsky?
330
00:15:41,362 --> 00:15:43,030
Well, still a jerk-off,
you know. (SIGHS)
331
00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:47,701
What's wrong with you?
332
00:15:48,202 --> 00:15:49,203
Hmm?
333
00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:50,871
Your mind is...
334
00:15:51,789 --> 00:15:53,457
Doing something.
QUENTIN: Uh, no, it's not.
335
00:15:55,543 --> 00:15:56,961
He's talking
about me, Q.
336
00:15:57,711 --> 00:15:59,380
Stop that.
Stop what?
337
00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:01,882
Stop singing Imagine Dragons
to get me off the track.
338
00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:03,676
Lock it up, Q. Seriously.
339
00:16:03,759 --> 00:16:05,594
Look, why are you always
poking around in me anyway?
340
00:16:05,678 --> 00:16:06,679
Can't you just
leave me alone?
341
00:16:06,762 --> 00:16:08,806
Oh, I'd love to.
You leak, asshole.
342
00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:11,559
Okay, I have got to, uh...
343
00:16:12,017 --> 00:16:13,018
(CLEARS THROAT)
344
00:16:14,562 --> 00:16:15,813
(DOOR OPENS)
345
00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:17,106
The hell was that?
346
00:16:17,565 --> 00:16:18,899
Something's
wronger than usual.
347
00:16:20,359 --> 00:16:21,569
And he's a grown man.
348
00:16:22,736 --> 00:16:23,821
Moving on.
349
00:16:24,488 --> 00:16:25,865
Have you eaten lately?
350
00:16:26,407 --> 00:16:27,575
You should eat.
351
00:16:30,536 --> 00:16:31,704
Penny, we still haven't...
352
00:16:33,289 --> 00:16:35,374
You know, talked.
353
00:16:38,252 --> 00:16:40,337
Uh... (CHUCKLES)
I thought we weren't gonna.
354
00:16:40,421 --> 00:16:43,174
Yeah, well, that was when
this was some quick fun,
355
00:16:43,257 --> 00:16:46,844
not hanging out 24I7,
fucking our brains out,
356
00:16:46,927 --> 00:16:48,220
robbing banks thing.
357
00:16:48,304 --> 00:16:49,430
That is fun.
358
00:16:49,597 --> 00:16:51,640
(SCOFFS) That's funny.
359
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:53,976
Okay. Here's the deal.
360
00:16:54,101 --> 00:16:57,521
I can't exactly study magic
unless I sign an insane contract,
361
00:16:57,605 --> 00:16:59,356
or Mayakovsky
stops dicking around.
362
00:17:00,232 --> 00:17:02,568
What I can do is
help stop the evil freak
363
00:17:02,651 --> 00:17:04,361
that tried to rip your
heart out of your chest.
364
00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:06,697
I'll sleep better
with him dead. Simple.
365
00:17:07,615 --> 00:17:09,408
You wanna keep
things professional? Fine.
366
00:17:10,075 --> 00:17:11,243
It's no big deal.
367
00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:15,956
Good.
368
00:17:32,223 --> 00:17:33,349
MARGO: Greetings.
369
00:17:33,641 --> 00:17:37,394
I am Margo,
High Queen of Fillory.
370
00:17:40,147 --> 00:17:42,358
Habla Inglés or what?
371
00:17:49,156 --> 00:17:50,199
Hi.
372
00:17:50,491 --> 00:17:51,617
So, you the nymph?
373
00:17:52,326 --> 00:17:53,410
Dryad.
374
00:17:53,661 --> 00:17:55,579
I thought you were all
girls. MARGO: Listen.
375
00:17:55,788 --> 00:17:58,207
I know your tree
buddies don't like us...
376
00:17:58,290 --> 00:17:59,667
The rulers of
Fillory have a long
377
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,752
and tragic history of
arboreal disrespect.
378
00:18:01,835 --> 00:18:03,254
Yeah, okay.
379
00:18:03,337 --> 00:18:04,713
Look, it's a new day.
380
00:18:04,797 --> 00:18:06,840
We're a kinder,
gentler Fillory.
381
00:18:06,924 --> 00:18:09,802
So we need to settle some
unrest with our Lorian neighbors.
382
00:18:09,885 --> 00:18:11,011
Settle unrest?
383
00:18:12,304 --> 00:18:13,555
You mean wage war.
384
00:18:13,681 --> 00:18:16,392
No, we mean button
some messy shit up.
385
00:18:16,725 --> 00:18:17,768
MARGO: Help us here.
386
00:18:17,851 --> 00:18:19,353
We wanna make this work.
387
00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,689
Respectfully.
That's rich...
388
00:18:22,523 --> 00:18:23,816
Considering your
king apparently
389
00:18:23,899 --> 00:18:25,693
wouldn't deign to
come here himself,
390
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,404
sending two females.
391
00:18:29,697 --> 00:18:30,739
Hey.
392
00:18:30,823 --> 00:18:32,324
This is Julia,
393
00:18:33,701 --> 00:18:35,619
Royal Ambassador.
394
00:18:37,037 --> 00:18:39,540
And I am Fillory's
one and only High Queen.
395
00:18:39,623 --> 00:18:41,625
Yes, the insult's
been noted.
396
00:18:42,126 --> 00:18:43,335
Passage is denied.
397
00:18:43,877 --> 00:18:44,878
Good day.
398
00:18:47,131 --> 00:18:49,049
(CHUCKLES)
Damn it.
399
00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:52,428
Let's go.
400
00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:07,901
Before you ask, no.
401
00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:10,362
No luck with the adoption
records, no luck with the hospital,
402
00:19:10,446 --> 00:19:11,739
and no luck with the nurse.
403
00:19:13,407 --> 00:19:14,491
What's wrong with you?
404
00:19:15,117 --> 00:19:16,535
Your wards are airtight.
405
00:19:16,744 --> 00:19:17,911
You complained.
So I fixed them.
406
00:19:18,037 --> 00:19:19,872
Since when are you that
good at fixing anything?
407
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,708
Can we agree that I lose no matter
what I say and just stop talking?
408
00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:24,585
So, Reynard's kid...
409
00:19:25,711 --> 00:19:28,255
Yeah. So, the trail
stops when the nurse dies.
410
00:19:28,422 --> 00:19:29,840
Shit.
If only there was a way
411
00:19:29,923 --> 00:19:31,383
to literally
see into the past.
412
00:19:32,676 --> 00:19:35,471
You know, I think I just
remembered. There might be a way.
413
00:19:35,596 --> 00:19:36,764
Yeah, a time bridge?
414
00:19:36,847 --> 00:19:38,849
We thought of that,
there's nothing close enough.
415
00:19:38,932 --> 00:19:40,017
No, uh...
416
00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:42,186
Time sight, literally.
417
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,729
We never studied that.
418
00:19:43,937 --> 00:19:46,523
Uh, no, but
I think Alice did.
419
00:19:46,940 --> 00:19:48,734
Hmm, uh, can't remember.
420
00:19:48,817 --> 00:19:49,943
Did she or didn't she?
421
00:19:50,069 --> 00:19:51,278
She did, uh.
422
00:19:51,445 --> 00:19:52,988
(STAMMERS) I think it was,
423
00:19:53,906 --> 00:19:57,576
uh, extra reading
in metageology?
424
00:19:57,659 --> 00:19:58,786
Nope.
Nope.
425
00:19:58,869 --> 00:20:03,457
Um, oh, I think, or, it was an elective
in Basics in Vedic Prognostication.
426
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:05,459
Nope.
Nope. Um.
427
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:07,836
Give me an extra hour
tonight and I'll tell you.
428
00:20:08,921 --> 00:20:11,715
Hmm. Was it, uh, something
we learned in Sunderland's class.
429
00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:12,883
I mean, because we
never studied any...
430
00:20:12,966 --> 00:20:13,967
Are you, like...
431
00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:16,553
Having an ADD moment
right now, or...
432
00:20:16,637 --> 00:20:18,847
No. Um... (HUMMING)
433
00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:20,140
Okay, so here's the thing.
434
00:20:20,265 --> 00:20:22,976
Um, there was this one time,
Alice and I, right,
435
00:20:23,227 --> 00:20:26,772
we were studying,
we were sharing lab materials.
436
00:20:26,897 --> 00:20:29,483
And people didn't know this about
Alice, but she was really greedy
437
00:20:31,026 --> 00:20:32,277
with her lab materials.
438
00:20:32,444 --> 00:20:36,573
Um, and so she would offer to
help me for extra time with them...
439
00:20:36,657 --> 00:20:38,534
None of this is
interesting to any of us.
440
00:20:38,617 --> 00:20:42,246
The point is, I would say,
"Twenty extra minutes,
441
00:20:43,414 --> 00:20:45,624
"one time offer,
take it or leave it."
442
00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:47,042
Thirty.
443
00:20:47,334 --> 00:20:48,669
Fine. Deal.
444
00:20:50,254 --> 00:20:53,006
Is how that would go,
in a nutshell.
445
00:20:53,549 --> 00:20:54,758
ALICE: Phosphoromancy.
446
00:20:54,842 --> 00:20:56,343
My discipline, idiot.
447
00:20:56,718 --> 00:20:59,263
McKellan's got a scope that
can bend light into the past.
448
00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:00,848
Phosphoromancy!
449
00:21:02,641 --> 00:21:04,852
Ugh. I'm an idiot.
Correct.
450
00:21:04,935 --> 00:21:06,812
Shut up, I remembered.
451
00:21:07,938 --> 00:21:11,859
Uh, okay, so, the viewing device,
it's in Professor McKellan's office.
452
00:21:12,151 --> 00:21:13,777
Ooh, Penny...
(WHOOSH)
453
00:21:14,153 --> 00:21:16,321
See, even he can't wait
to get away from you.
454
00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:19,199
(SIGHS)
455
00:21:19,491 --> 00:21:21,410
Is this thing
gonna work or not?
456
00:21:22,202 --> 00:21:23,537
Eliot has shit to do.
457
00:21:23,871 --> 00:21:25,914
He has to do the
work of crossing back.
458
00:21:26,582 --> 00:21:28,459
Not everyone
chooses to do so.
459
00:21:28,584 --> 00:21:29,585
Okay.
460
00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:31,211
Can you step out
for a minute?
461
00:21:32,129 --> 00:21:33,881
Fen, you too, sweetie.
462
00:21:41,597 --> 00:21:42,681
Eliot.
463
00:21:44,558 --> 00:21:46,101
You need to come back.
464
00:21:48,228 --> 00:21:51,398
I know that you have
a constant low-key death wish,
465
00:21:51,482 --> 00:21:53,150
but you can't leave.
466
00:21:55,277 --> 00:21:56,737
They don't want me.
467
00:21:58,489 --> 00:21:59,990
They want the High King.
468
00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:08,790
(SOBS)
469
00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:12,503
I'm faking it, El.
470
00:22:16,757 --> 00:22:19,134
So if you could just
471
00:22:20,219 --> 00:22:21,595
please,
472
00:22:22,930 --> 00:22:24,765
please wake up.
473
00:22:31,104 --> 00:22:32,773
(PHONE RINGING)
474
00:22:34,942 --> 00:22:36,944
(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER PA)
475
00:22:38,028 --> 00:22:40,280
I set it to
August 20th, 1976.
476
00:22:44,076 --> 00:22:45,369
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
477
00:22:45,452 --> 00:22:46,787
QUENTIN: Holy shit.
478
00:22:46,995 --> 00:22:49,206
(SHUTTER CLICKING)
479
00:22:49,289 --> 00:22:50,541
What? What do you see?
480
00:22:50,624 --> 00:22:53,293
Uh, just people waiting.
481
00:23:02,177 --> 00:23:03,387
Yeah, here we go.
482
00:23:03,845 --> 00:23:04,972
What?
483
00:23:05,055 --> 00:23:07,224
Uh, nurse with a baby.
484
00:23:16,942 --> 00:23:17,943
Uh...
485
00:23:18,986 --> 00:23:19,987
What?
486
00:23:24,324 --> 00:23:25,701
You gotta be kidding me.
487
00:23:25,909 --> 00:23:27,119
What?
488
00:23:27,494 --> 00:23:28,704
What's wrong?
489
00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:34,293
Ah, shit.
490
00:23:36,169 --> 00:23:37,254
Dana did this.
491
00:23:37,713 --> 00:23:39,089
To protect
the baby's identity.
492
00:23:39,172 --> 00:23:41,717
Even from spells 40
years in the future.
493
00:23:42,426 --> 00:23:43,844
She thought of everything.
494
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,807
And back to square nothing.
495
00:24:09,161 --> 00:24:10,162
(WHOOSH)
496
00:24:16,168 --> 00:24:18,086
Hi, I'm Julia.
497
00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:21,882
God, been waiting hours for
you to get close enough to grab.
498
00:24:22,299 --> 00:24:23,717
Think my foot fell asleep.
499
00:24:23,842 --> 00:24:25,260
I will never
help Fillory.
500
00:24:25,552 --> 00:24:26,678
I'd sooner be skinned.
501
00:24:26,762 --> 00:24:28,013
All right, boys,
let him go.
502
00:24:28,722 --> 00:24:30,849
Give us some air,
but stay close-ish.
503
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:34,895
Hate Fillory all you want.
504
00:24:35,228 --> 00:24:37,689
I'm here for one thing
and then I'm off this planet.
505
00:24:38,398 --> 00:24:39,775
An invisibility spell.
506
00:24:39,941 --> 00:24:41,693
Strong enough to
hide from a god.
507
00:24:43,195 --> 00:24:44,404
And why should I
give it to you?
508
00:24:44,488 --> 00:24:46,698
Because I might not
give a shit about Fillory,
509
00:24:47,074 --> 00:24:49,076
but I do, as its
Royal Ambassador,
510
00:24:49,159 --> 00:24:52,079
have access to its
guards and its dungeons,
511
00:24:52,245 --> 00:24:54,581
and I'll use
A to throw you in B.
512
00:24:55,248 --> 00:24:57,751
But help me,
and I'll let you go free.
513
00:24:57,834 --> 00:24:58,835
I don't believe you.
514
00:24:58,919 --> 00:25:01,088
Your loyalty will always
lie with... With me.
515
00:25:01,421 --> 00:25:03,590
My loyalty will
always lie with me.
516
00:25:13,809 --> 00:25:14,976
(BLOWS)
517
00:25:30,784 --> 00:25:32,661
Drill a hole in it. Wear it.
518
00:25:32,869 --> 00:25:34,121
No god can sense you.
519
00:25:34,454 --> 00:25:35,580
Thank you.
520
00:25:37,499 --> 00:25:38,959
You're free to go.
521
00:25:46,717 --> 00:25:47,718
(CLEARS THROAT)
522
00:25:47,801 --> 00:25:49,261
Hey, dryad boy!
523
00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:51,012
(GIGGLES)
524
00:25:51,138 --> 00:25:53,807
Come on out. I saw you
in there, sweetheart.
525
00:25:58,270 --> 00:25:59,771
DRYAD: Negotiations are over.
526
00:26:00,772 --> 00:26:01,815
Go home.
527
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:03,316
I brought you something.
528
00:26:07,988 --> 00:26:09,239
A small token of peace.
529
00:26:09,322 --> 00:26:10,532
It won't change anything.
530
00:26:10,991 --> 00:26:12,743
Just give it
to your bosses.
531
00:26:13,493 --> 00:26:14,828
I'm trying to fix this.
532
00:26:25,130 --> 00:26:26,131
Thank you.
533
00:26:44,524 --> 00:26:46,193
(EXPLOSION)
534
00:26:50,071 --> 00:26:52,699
(TREES GROANING AND WAILING
IN DISTANCE)
535
00:27:07,714 --> 00:27:09,174
I've been looking for you.
536
00:27:13,762 --> 00:27:15,555
You've lived here since
the Bush administration,
537
00:27:15,639 --> 00:27:17,057
but you're thousands
of years old.
538
00:27:21,269 --> 00:27:22,479
You're an Anglerbeast.
539
00:27:23,897 --> 00:27:25,106
That's stupid.
540
00:27:25,524 --> 00:27:27,734
You play too much
Dungeons and Dragons.
541
00:27:30,153 --> 00:27:33,240
You knew a man,
a long time ago.
542
00:27:33,406 --> 00:27:35,575
He was special, and
he lived in a monastery,
543
00:27:35,742 --> 00:27:37,285
a Master Magician.
544
00:27:37,994 --> 00:27:39,371
Friar Joseph.
545
00:27:40,163 --> 00:27:41,414
Ring a bell?
546
00:27:45,752 --> 00:27:47,587
I wanna know
everything about him.
547
00:27:48,255 --> 00:27:51,091
Well, in the parlance
of your time,
548
00:27:51,883 --> 00:27:53,760
fuck you, pay me.
549
00:27:56,429 --> 00:27:57,597
Fresh meat.
550
00:27:58,598 --> 00:28:00,350
Newborns are the sweetest.
551
00:28:01,726 --> 00:28:02,727
(CHUCKLES)
552
00:28:03,645 --> 00:28:05,355
You know, I thought
about doing that.
553
00:28:06,273 --> 00:28:08,108
But my time is very limited.
554
00:28:09,276 --> 00:28:11,611
So I researched your
weak spots instead.
555
00:28:12,779 --> 00:28:14,447
And you believed
what you read?
556
00:28:24,291 --> 00:28:26,126
That was stupid of you.
557
00:28:30,547 --> 00:28:31,923
(QUENTIN GASPS)
558
00:28:39,806 --> 00:28:41,349
Oh, my God!
559
00:28:44,686 --> 00:28:45,896
Alice, what did you do?
560
00:28:46,104 --> 00:28:47,147
Relax.
561
00:28:48,148 --> 00:28:49,983
Can't hurt anybody,
remember?
562
00:28:51,443 --> 00:28:53,361
But she's...
A monster.
563
00:28:54,029 --> 00:28:55,405
Technically I did good here.
564
00:28:55,488 --> 00:28:58,241
I mean, there's a ton of
kid bones in this sandbox.
565
00:28:58,658 --> 00:29:01,703
It wasn't cooperating,
so I had to use
566
00:29:02,621 --> 00:29:04,831
enhanced
interrogation techniques.
567
00:29:06,041 --> 00:29:07,125
To find out what?
568
00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:09,836
We might wanna go before
the rest of it lumbers up here.
569
00:29:10,503 --> 00:29:11,671
It's pretty mad at me.
570
00:29:16,801 --> 00:29:18,428
MARGO: What the hell
were you thinking, huh?
571
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,388
You burned down
the One-Way-Forest
572
00:29:20,472 --> 00:29:23,016
while I'm trying to wiggle us
out of a full-on war?
573
00:29:24,017 --> 00:29:26,102
(SIGHS) Those
trees were dicks.
574
00:29:26,186 --> 00:29:27,729
They were endangered!
575
00:29:27,854 --> 00:29:31,274
Now trees all over Fillory are
enraged and calling for action.
576
00:29:31,358 --> 00:29:34,152
Do you have any idea
what you did, Julia?
577
00:29:34,277 --> 00:29:35,278
Yeah.
578
00:29:35,862 --> 00:29:36,863
I helped you.
579
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,782
Now you can
cross into Loria
580
00:29:38,907 --> 00:29:40,659
and kick their fucking
asses like you wanted to.
581
00:29:40,742 --> 00:29:43,286
This is not how I wanted
to go about that.
582
00:29:43,370 --> 00:29:45,121
Yeah, I know.
583
00:29:45,705 --> 00:29:48,750
So, the really good news is
you didn't do anything.
584
00:29:49,334 --> 00:29:52,379
Go back and tell the angry
tree lobby it was all crazy Julia.
585
00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:54,422
You're welcome.
586
00:29:54,923 --> 00:29:57,550
Look, I got what I wanted.
The rest was all a favor to you.
587
00:29:57,634 --> 00:29:59,386
So banish me forever.
588
00:30:00,512 --> 00:30:01,680
Send me home.
589
00:30:02,138 --> 00:30:03,723
You know, in a sick way
590
00:30:04,557 --> 00:30:06,101
I sort of admire you.
591
00:30:06,476 --> 00:30:10,188
That being said, here's what
we do to loose cannons in Fillory.
592
00:30:10,271 --> 00:30:11,356
Ready?
593
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:12,941
Guards!
594
00:30:14,234 --> 00:30:16,194
Take this bitch to the
dungeon. (LAUGHS)
595
00:30:16,903 --> 00:30:18,029
You've got to
be kidding me.
596
00:30:18,113 --> 00:30:22,409
Now if you'll excuse me, I
have some damage control to do.
597
00:30:22,492 --> 00:30:24,327
(LAUGHING)
598
00:30:27,247 --> 00:30:28,790
How to break a Word As Bond.
599
00:30:31,835 --> 00:30:34,254
Reversing a Word As Bond.
600
00:30:35,213 --> 00:30:36,923
Amending a Word As Bond.
601
00:30:37,215 --> 00:30:38,425
It's not there.
602
00:30:39,009 --> 00:30:40,301
That's the whole point.
603
00:30:40,427 --> 00:30:41,761
You can't break it.
604
00:30:42,095 --> 00:30:43,471
Why don't you do
something useful
605
00:30:43,555 --> 00:30:46,683
and catch up on all the
classes you missed in Fillory?
606
00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:50,270
This isn't working.
Yeah, tell me about it.
607
00:30:50,353 --> 00:30:53,064
Keeping you a secret and trying to
help you while you do God knows what.
608
00:30:55,316 --> 00:30:57,569
I have to ask for help.
I need to tell someone.
609
00:30:57,652 --> 00:30:58,945
Great idea.
610
00:30:59,279 --> 00:31:01,031
You think you know
locked up for crazy?
611
00:31:01,114 --> 00:31:02,782
They'll put you someplace
you can't even imagine,
612
00:31:02,866 --> 00:31:04,284
and they'll box me up so
quick... (SNAPS FINGERS)
613
00:31:04,367 --> 00:31:06,036
All your efforts for nothing.
Is that what you want?
614
00:31:06,119 --> 00:31:08,997
I want Alice back. I want
the real you. I want, I...
615
00:31:10,832 --> 00:31:14,002
I can't help Fillory,
and I can't help Eliot,
616
00:31:14,085 --> 00:31:15,462
and I can't help Julia.
617
00:31:15,545 --> 00:31:17,213
And I just wanna do...
618
00:31:17,881 --> 00:31:19,924
God, one thing for the person
that deserves it the most.
619
00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:21,217
That's what I want.
620
00:31:23,303 --> 00:31:24,763
(SOBBING) God.
621
00:31:27,724 --> 00:31:28,808
I understand.
622
00:31:32,103 --> 00:31:33,396
Do you wanna
know the truth?
623
00:31:35,065 --> 00:31:36,524
You are a failure.
624
00:31:36,983 --> 00:31:39,486
So stop using me
to try to fix that.
625
00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:42,113
Uh-oh, look at the time.
626
00:31:42,238 --> 00:31:45,116
Uh, wait, no. Word
As Bond, kid. My turn.
627
00:31:55,001 --> 00:31:56,503
What are we drinking to?
628
00:31:57,962 --> 00:31:59,297
Dead ends.
629
00:32:04,552 --> 00:32:05,678
What?
630
00:32:05,845 --> 00:32:06,930
I'm adjusting.
631
00:32:07,097 --> 00:32:08,473
You used to hold
your liquor better.
632
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,892
Yeah, well, I used
to drink for fun.
633
00:32:11,017 --> 00:32:12,977
(LAUGHS)
634
00:32:13,061 --> 00:32:16,564
Now I drink to get too fucked up
to go out and do anything worse.
635
00:32:18,441 --> 00:32:20,902
Oh, God, I hope
this works as a mixer.
636
00:32:25,198 --> 00:32:26,199
Oh... (LAUGHS)
637
00:32:26,366 --> 00:32:28,910
Did I forget to mention
that I have to take this now?
638
00:32:29,536 --> 00:32:30,829
Because I'm a junkie.
639
00:32:31,371 --> 00:32:32,705
(LAUGHS) Ah.
640
00:32:32,789 --> 00:32:34,958
Just trying to stay
straight long enough
641
00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:38,628
to find Reynard without
falling the fuck apart.
642
00:32:38,711 --> 00:32:41,589
Kady, we're gonna
find the son.
643
00:32:43,049 --> 00:32:44,384
You think?
644
00:32:44,801 --> 00:32:45,844
I think
645
00:32:46,719 --> 00:32:47,720
you and me,
646
00:32:48,263 --> 00:32:49,681
put our minds together,
647
00:32:50,390 --> 00:32:51,558
shit gets done.
648
00:32:51,933 --> 00:32:52,934
Oh, God.
649
00:32:54,144 --> 00:32:56,312
That is so stupid, it's sad.
650
00:32:57,230 --> 00:32:58,982
And I don't think
you were listening
651
00:32:59,065 --> 00:33:00,733
when I said I'm not
your fucking girlfriend.
652
00:33:00,817 --> 00:33:02,193
Well, good.
I don't want one.
653
00:33:02,819 --> 00:33:04,904
Oh, God. Yeah, I get it.
654
00:33:05,071 --> 00:33:07,907
Yeah, you're
very tough, right?
655
00:33:08,575 --> 00:33:10,952
(LAUGHS) Oh, God.
Yeah, you're real cool.
656
00:33:11,327 --> 00:33:13,079
You're not hearing me.
657
00:33:14,414 --> 00:33:16,374
I am not your problem.
658
00:33:17,041 --> 00:33:20,587
This isn't your chance to prove
that you're some kind of hero.
659
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,674
You want your dick sucked,
great, I can do that.
660
00:33:26,092 --> 00:33:28,094
Then I'd love it
if you'd fuck off.
661
00:33:49,032 --> 00:33:51,201
(RADIO TUNING)
(QUENTIN GASPS)
662
00:33:51,284 --> 00:33:52,660
(EUROPEAN MUSIC
PLAYING OVER RADIO)
663
00:33:52,744 --> 00:33:53,703
(RADIO TUNING)
664
00:33:53,786 --> 00:33:55,330
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
665
00:33:55,413 --> 00:33:56,414
(RADIO TUNING)
666
00:33:56,497 --> 00:33:58,249
(UPBEAT FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
667
00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:00,251
MAN: (OVER RADIO) I am Liam
McFarland for BBC World News...
668
00:34:00,335 --> 00:34:01,961
I had him stop
for fish and chips.
669
00:34:02,253 --> 00:34:03,713
Best shop in Dublin, he said.
670
00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:05,590
Are you kidding me?
671
00:34:05,673 --> 00:34:06,883
(ENGINE TURNS OVER)
672
00:34:06,966 --> 00:34:10,303
Wait, uh, no, no. Just, uh,
just wait here for a second.
673
00:34:12,138 --> 00:34:13,806
You portaled us to Ireland?
674
00:34:15,141 --> 00:34:17,644
(STAMMERS) To do what?
Where are we going? Home.
675
00:34:17,977 --> 00:34:19,312
It's done.
We already did it.
676
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,521
Did what?
677
00:34:22,106 --> 00:34:23,691
Alice, what did you do?
678
00:34:26,069 --> 00:34:29,739
Uh, oh, uh, sir,
where did we just come from?
679
00:34:29,822 --> 00:34:31,491
About three
streets that way.
680
00:34:31,574 --> 00:34:33,660
Great. Can we go
back there now?
681
00:34:33,952 --> 00:34:34,953
Right.
(GEARS SHIFT)
682
00:34:35,662 --> 00:34:37,622
Wait, Quentin, no.
I'm serious, don't.
683
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,917
Q, stop. Hold on.
684
00:34:41,876 --> 00:34:43,253
Q, please, wait.
685
00:34:44,128 --> 00:34:45,713
Please. Quentin, don't.
686
00:34:46,339 --> 00:34:47,340
(ROPE STRAINING)
687
00:34:47,632 --> 00:34:48,925
(GEARS CLICKING)
688
00:34:51,010 --> 00:34:52,804
(RELIGIOUS CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS)
689
00:34:54,472 --> 00:34:56,182
(BIRDS FLUTTERING, COOING)
690
00:35:01,688 --> 00:35:04,357
You... Tricked you
with reverse psychology.
691
00:35:05,024 --> 00:35:08,194
It was shockingly easy.
"No, don't go. Please."
692
00:35:08,361 --> 00:35:09,988
Alice, what did you do?
Nothing.
693
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,615
I can't do magic, remember?
I'm stuck inside you.
694
00:35:13,324 --> 00:35:14,325
So you did it.
695
00:35:15,034 --> 00:35:16,035
(MAN CLEARS THROAT)
696
00:35:16,327 --> 00:35:19,872
I believe you called to me
with something personal
697
00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:22,375
at the place of
my transformation.
698
00:35:24,502 --> 00:35:25,503
(CIRCUITS SPARK)
699
00:35:25,586 --> 00:35:27,380
The music you got wrong.
700
00:35:27,755 --> 00:35:29,048
Ponderous.
701
00:35:29,299 --> 00:35:32,510
Ah, but the birds.
I did love those.
702
00:35:32,802 --> 00:35:39,142
All my life I thought them
God's most perfect works of art.
703
00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:42,145
Just look at them.
(BIRDS COOING)
704
00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:46,441
Bit annoying though,
all that cooing.
705
00:35:46,566 --> 00:35:47,942
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
706
00:35:48,401 --> 00:35:50,820
Now, why did
you summon me?
707
00:35:52,196 --> 00:35:53,948
Or didn't you
mean to do that?
708
00:35:54,115 --> 00:35:55,325
Maybe it was you.
709
00:35:55,950 --> 00:35:58,161
(GASPS) You can see me.
710
00:35:58,244 --> 00:35:59,370
Of course I can.
711
00:35:59,746 --> 00:36:02,415
What on Earth are you
doing inside this boy?
712
00:36:02,498 --> 00:36:04,792
Friar Joseph,
I've been searching for you.
713
00:36:05,001 --> 00:36:07,045
I need your help. With him.
714
00:36:08,004 --> 00:36:10,423
This crush able
little field mouse?
715
00:36:12,091 --> 00:36:13,634
Seni baglamak.
I bind you.
716
00:36:14,469 --> 00:36:16,429
Seni baglamak.
I bind you!
717
00:36:16,512 --> 00:36:17,513
(LAUGHS)
718
00:36:18,681 --> 00:36:20,058
Silly boy.
719
00:36:20,350 --> 00:36:22,935
I can't be boxed.
720
00:36:26,731 --> 00:36:27,940
I read about you.
721
00:36:28,232 --> 00:36:30,485
Priests studying magic
till they've gone too far.
722
00:36:30,777 --> 00:36:32,403
That their brothers
have to box them.
723
00:36:32,904 --> 00:36:34,697
Except sometimes
the boxing doesn't go right.
724
00:36:34,781 --> 00:36:38,326
Yes, the occasional
Niff in did slip through.
725
00:36:38,493 --> 00:36:39,577
ALICE: That's
what I thought.
726
00:36:39,702 --> 00:36:41,162
Until I figured out that
727
00:36:42,121 --> 00:36:44,540
it wasn't a handful who
escaped. It was just you.
728
00:36:44,791 --> 00:36:47,293
You slipped away
over and over again
729
00:36:47,585 --> 00:36:48,961
because you figured out
how to do it.
730
00:36:49,253 --> 00:36:50,254
(CHUCKLES)
731
00:36:50,338 --> 00:36:51,672
You can't be boxed.
732
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,133
I need you to teach me.
733
00:36:54,509 --> 00:36:55,551
Al... Will you make him shut up?
734
00:36:55,635 --> 00:36:57,095
I can't do anything
in here. No, I won't...
735
00:36:58,346 --> 00:36:59,931
(QUENTIN GAGGING)
(EXHALES)
736
00:37:02,266 --> 00:37:03,267
I'll do anything.
737
00:37:03,810 --> 00:37:04,811
I'm serious.
738
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,814
(GAGGING, GRUNTS)
739
00:37:12,151 --> 00:37:13,111
Shit.
740
00:37:13,194 --> 00:37:15,738
Let him go. If he passes out, I
won't be able to talk to you anymore.
741
00:37:17,156 --> 00:37:18,241
(GASPING)
742
00:37:20,535 --> 00:37:21,869
Please show me
how you do it.
743
00:37:22,328 --> 00:37:25,206
I've been like this
for six centuries.
744
00:37:25,373 --> 00:37:29,085
The things that I know
now you cannot imagine.
745
00:37:29,168 --> 00:37:30,461
That's what I want.
746
00:37:31,796 --> 00:37:33,131
Please, can I go with you?
747
00:37:33,214 --> 00:37:34,841
You, with me?
748
00:37:35,675 --> 00:37:37,468
(CHUCKLING)
749
00:37:37,885 --> 00:37:40,888
You can't even get out of
this shoddy little Magician.
750
00:37:41,347 --> 00:37:43,975
How smart,
how able could you be?
751
00:37:44,267 --> 00:37:47,728
How could you help me
with anything worthwhile?
752
00:37:48,521 --> 00:37:50,565
No, no, listen to me.
It's not that simple.
753
00:37:50,648 --> 00:37:51,691
But it is.
754
00:37:52,567 --> 00:37:53,734
Free yourself.
755
00:37:54,694 --> 00:37:56,362
But I can't!
The trap is...
756
00:37:56,446 --> 00:37:58,030
Find a way.
757
00:37:58,197 --> 00:37:59,532
Then find me.
758
00:38:00,032 --> 00:38:02,326
Then I will show
you a secret or two.
759
00:38:02,827 --> 00:38:05,788
Because then you'll have proven
that you deserve to know them.
760
00:38:05,872 --> 00:38:07,039
Please!
761
00:38:07,123 --> 00:38:09,125
Thanks for the birds.
(WHOOSH)
762
00:38:09,876 --> 00:38:11,794
Alice.
No. No, no, no, no, no!
763
00:38:12,170 --> 00:38:14,130
Alice, we can talk about
this. Just shut up! Shut up!
764
00:38:14,213 --> 00:38:16,132
Shut up!
765
00:38:16,382 --> 00:38:17,967
The sound of your voice!
766
00:38:18,176 --> 00:38:19,886
Your breath,
your body, your mind,
767
00:38:19,969 --> 00:38:21,304
your weakness,
I can't stand it!
768
00:38:21,387 --> 00:38:22,388
QUENTIN: Stop it!
769
00:38:24,724 --> 00:38:26,017
(GROANS)
770
00:38:28,811 --> 00:38:30,396
Did you do
that on purpose?
771
00:38:31,147 --> 00:38:32,231
No.
772
00:38:32,732 --> 00:38:34,775
Then... You know what this is?
773
00:38:35,651 --> 00:38:37,987
This is your body trying
to hold a Niff in inside it.
774
00:38:38,321 --> 00:38:39,405
You can't.
775
00:38:39,572 --> 00:38:40,907
Not for much longer,
776
00:38:41,324 --> 00:38:42,783
or it's gonna
kill us both.
777
00:38:49,415 --> 00:38:50,708
(MAGIC HUMMING)
778
00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:25,535
MARGO: Well?
Did it work?
779
00:39:25,826 --> 00:39:26,827
No. But...
780
00:39:26,911 --> 00:39:28,162
Well, then get out.
781
00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:33,125
Okay, look.
782
00:39:33,417 --> 00:39:34,418
It's gonna be okay.
783
00:39:34,502 --> 00:39:35,878
I'm pregnant.
784
00:39:36,462 --> 00:39:39,215
We're about to go into war.
We need the King.
785
00:39:39,590 --> 00:39:41,050
I need my husband. (SOBS)
786
00:39:42,426 --> 00:39:43,636
Well, you got me.
787
00:39:44,095 --> 00:39:46,639
I'm gonna take care
of you and the kid.
788
00:39:47,348 --> 00:39:50,351
I will untangle
this war shit somehow.
789
00:39:50,643 --> 00:39:52,853
I know the High
King has the power,
790
00:39:52,937 --> 00:39:56,774
but I will hunt Ember
to the ends of the world
791
00:39:56,899 --> 00:39:59,652
to have that
stupid rule rewritten.
792
00:40:02,446 --> 00:40:04,574
Everything El promised,
793
00:40:04,949 --> 00:40:07,618
I'm gonna deliver.
You hear me?
794
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,245
Yeah. (SNIFFLES)
795
00:40:09,829 --> 00:40:11,622
Listen to High King Bambi.
796
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:14,417
You're alive! (LAUGHS)
797
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:15,501
(GROANS)
798
00:40:17,169 --> 00:40:19,630
Nice of you to
join us, asshole.
799
00:40:22,216 --> 00:40:25,011
Really does sound like
you've got it all handled.
800
00:40:25,177 --> 00:40:26,262
I do.
801
00:40:26,637 --> 00:40:28,472
But it's more fun with you.
802
00:40:30,391 --> 00:40:31,851
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
803
00:40:33,185 --> 00:40:34,854
PENNY: From the book
of Dana Wallens.
804
00:40:38,983 --> 00:40:42,403
KADY: "His adoptive mother
christened him John Spencer Gaines."
805
00:40:43,070 --> 00:40:44,280
Oh, my God.
806
00:40:44,864 --> 00:40:45,865
You found his name.
807
00:40:45,948 --> 00:40:47,491
Stole, technically.
808
00:40:47,825 --> 00:40:52,246
But I think The Librarian might let
it slide, since now I'm an employee.
809
00:40:53,205 --> 00:40:54,206
What?
810
00:40:54,290 --> 00:40:57,710
You signed that insane
contract? Yeah, it's okay.
811
00:40:57,793 --> 00:40:59,420
How the hell
is that okay?
812
00:40:59,503 --> 00:41:00,921
Because I get magic back.
813
00:41:02,256 --> 00:41:04,800
At least The Order's upfront
about what shit costs.
814
00:41:05,509 --> 00:41:08,137
Plus, the way I see it, I should
already be dead by now, you know?
815
00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:09,513
So, this is all bonus.
816
00:41:09,847 --> 00:41:11,849
Who gives a shit
about all that future?
817
00:41:13,392 --> 00:41:14,685
Did you do this for me?
818
00:41:15,394 --> 00:41:16,854
Not just. But...
819
00:41:18,064 --> 00:41:19,649
Yeah. You know, yeah, I did.
820
00:41:19,732 --> 00:41:21,692
Were you not listening
to a word I said?
821
00:41:21,776 --> 00:41:22,777
Yeah, I was listening.
822
00:41:22,860 --> 00:41:26,113
But guess what, it's not up to you
to decide if you're worth my time.
823
00:41:27,156 --> 00:41:29,367
I get to do whatever
the fuck I want with it.
824
00:41:29,742 --> 00:41:33,412
Even if it is spend it on a girl that
threatens to bail all the goddamn time.
825
00:41:34,121 --> 00:41:35,122
Because, guess what, Kady?
826
00:41:35,206 --> 00:41:37,208
I didn't think I was ever
gonna fucking see you again.
827
00:41:37,917 --> 00:41:39,585
And that put shit
into perspective.
828
00:41:42,254 --> 00:41:43,255
I love you.
829
00:41:43,798 --> 00:41:45,257
Okay? Deal.
830
00:41:49,095 --> 00:41:50,179
Shit. (LAUGHS SOFTLY)
831
00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:55,935
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
832
00:41:57,603 --> 00:41:58,938
Okay. Enough.
833
00:41:59,271 --> 00:42:00,481
What the fuck?
834
00:42:00,898 --> 00:42:02,316
Can we do this some
other time? PENNY: No.
835
00:42:02,692 --> 00:42:03,943
First your mind was weird,
836
00:42:04,026 --> 00:42:06,153
then it got locked up,
and now you're bleeding.
837
00:42:07,363 --> 00:42:09,115
Are you high,
are you possessed? What's...
838
00:42:09,198 --> 00:42:10,408
Why do you care?
839
00:42:10,950 --> 00:42:13,494
Because, like it or not,
840
00:42:14,161 --> 00:42:15,746
we're the closest
thing you have to friends.
841
00:42:16,205 --> 00:42:17,456
(GRUNTS)
842
00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:21,627
(SIGHS) Yeah, glass jaw.
Not a surprise.
843
00:42:22,795 --> 00:42:24,296
Don't look at me.
Incept him.
844
00:42:26,298 --> 00:42:27,800
I'll give it to you,
you're practical.
845
00:42:35,266 --> 00:42:37,643
Get out of here right now!
(CHOKING)
846
00:42:37,810 --> 00:42:39,228
(GASPS)
847
00:42:39,311 --> 00:42:40,479
Alice is in there!
848
00:42:40,646 --> 00:42:42,064
What? I don't understand.
849
00:42:42,148 --> 00:42:44,108
Neither do I, but she's in there,
and she just tried to kill me!
850
00:42:44,191 --> 00:42:46,318
Okay. Well, what the
hell should we do?
851
00:42:46,569 --> 00:42:47,903
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
852
00:42:47,927 --> 00:42:52,927
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