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♪♪♪
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Suzy your boyfreind better get it right this time.
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Teddy Homicide Punk, stupid guy cant even play god damn note.
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And here it comes.
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Guitar solo.
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What? What happen?
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You missed queue again.
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Listen man youre wearing all the oxide off the tape.
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What do you say we take a break for lunch?
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Suzy here will order some pizza.
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No! No! Ill get it right this time!
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I promise. Honest. Please.
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Take number fifty seven Mr. Homicide if you please.
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Come away with me you bastard.
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Come away with me you bastard.
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Here it comes.
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Three.
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Two.
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One.
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And...now.
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You order this pizza?
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Thats a twenty two fifty.
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Oh no, Teddy dont!
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[screams]
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Ill get you bastards!
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Fucking piece of shit.
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Oh pizza.
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Dont mind of I do squire.
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Why its fucking cold!
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Suzy.
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Oh well.
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Sorry.
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Bring it on.
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Salute ye mates.
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Cheer Ye O.
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Bottoms Up.
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♪♪♪
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Really got them on that one huh.
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Well that it, uh, for us folks. Thanks alot you been great.
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And, uh, we sure appreciate anything that you can give us.
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That would be really great too.
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Look were going to be playing down at the spitfire club
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if you liked us on Thursday and Saturday.
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Well be right back here on this corner next Tuesday at noon.
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Were called Banned.
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And our album Stand and Deliver
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is available on Broken Record label, its at
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Tower Records.
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Thanks a heap.
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Jesus H Christ on a ten speed with no seat, look at this.
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Just look at this.
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Well it could be worse. It could be raining.
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Yeah, yeah, whatever money we collected could be tainted with
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leprosy too.
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We atleast we made enough money to cover the rental equipment.
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I think we got about sixty five dollars.
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Sixty nine dollars and forty four cents.
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Thats simply fabulous.
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We sweat derrière off for net profit minus sixteen dollars.
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Well I had it Ken.
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This little scheme of yours to yield us exposure
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has given me dreams of impending foreclosure on my lot.
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If it wasnt for my solo act, I be eating dumpster scrapings
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and sleeping in a glad bag.
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Well Im getting really tired of this. Understand.
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I want to be in a band that is going to make some money.
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And I dont want to stand in the cold. And this is getting to be
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a real pain in the butt.
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Kelseys right Ken we are operating at a deficit.
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We need to make some cash.
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My national guard pay barely keeps me alive.
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Ill get the van.
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Hey I think I got a way over this beach head.
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What do you say we confer over a few solid margaritas.
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Look Willy Im not particularly interested in alcohol right now.
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Drinking in the afternoon just gives me a headache.
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Well I guess you are all wondering why I called all down.
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I have a viable strategic proposal.
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I told you about my brothers new studio, right.
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My brother bought the old Impulse Recording Studio.
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The one that went broke about ten years ago
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after the Teddy Homicide massacre.
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I roadie for him. For a month.
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At the tender age of seventeen.
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He bought the place for some crazy price.
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And hes been fixing it up installing lots new equipment.
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Yeah hes almost ready to open.
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Rotting Filth is what they call themselves.
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What a name and what characters.
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Psychotic drug addicts all of them.
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Willy finish please.
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As I said hes almost ready to open.
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He just need a test band to work the bugs out of the place.
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Thats perfect for our band.
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Now if I call up Sid at Broken Records,
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and tell him we found a phenomen price break at a studio.
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Hell jump at it.
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Ill tell him put all the rest of money into publicity.
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I really dont know if its the right time.
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But than again.
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You know it might be like a real chance or something.
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Well what do you think?
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No comments?
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Why Willy you sly dog its brilliant.
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It might even be feasible.
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Lets do it.
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Im down like now.
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No way man itll never work.
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What if this place has tech problems.
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Serge.
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Cant you ever be positive?
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If this thing works, it works.
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If it doesnt well then?
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Ill kill myself.
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But it could be the chance of a lifetime.
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Provided of course Impulse doesnt not turn out to be
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the recording studio from hell.
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Rod I had it.
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Do you think a thirteen hour work day is long enough?
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Hmm? What?
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Oh, youre right baby.
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Sorry. Well bounce the outboard sequences tomorrow.
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Were outta here.
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All right.
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Huh?
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Emergency medical service. You report a shooting here?
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A shooting? Whats he talking about Rod?
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I think you boys are a little late.
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Last shooting here was ten years ago.
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What!
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Come on!
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Look Im sorry.
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Were having trouble with our ambulances.
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Second time this week.
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You are suppose to be on maintenance this week.
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Dont hit me ok.
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So uh, Rod youre going to see your girlfriend tonight?
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No she has to work.
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Yeah, so, how about it?
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How about what?
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You know.
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They fixed the toilet up here. Didnt they?
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I was going to shlep downstairs but hang on just a second
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Ill be right with you.
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[dripping]
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[toilet: I am watching.]
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[toilet: Bloody hell!]
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[toilet: garbled sound]
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[toilet: garbled sound]
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[toilet: garbled sound]
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Strange noises in the mens room.
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Were going to have to put in sound proofing tomorrow.
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Terrific.
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Come on Debbie I thought you wanted to hurry up.
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Im coming. Im coming.
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Yeah I always save my brass man.
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You have any idea what ammo goes for these days.
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If youre careful you can repack.
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How much is ammo for that 44 you always wear?
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For the eagle it is about eight dollars a box.
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This baby takes ten in the clip and one in the breach.
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Damnit Willy!
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You and your damn guns. Put that thing away.
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Its dangerous.
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Hey dont go giving me that pacifist crap.
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I dont make no judgements about you, alright.
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Hey that a real beaut.
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I bet you can blow a hole the size of basketball in someone.
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George look out!!
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What the hell!
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Dont touch me!
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Dont touch me motherfucker!
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No! No!
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Are you nuts you almost killed us.
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Only a couple points for a bag lady.
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Serge man you almost killed that woman!
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You been watching where the hell you been going.
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You almost wrecked my van for a goddamn bum.
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You have no regard for human suffering.
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Is she any less of a person cause shes homeless.
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♪♪♪
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Hi honey.
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Hi sweetie.
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What is that youre listening to?
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Its called The Sleaze and I like them very much, alright.
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I hate them.
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Put a fucking coke in it.
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So you ready to go or what?
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Oh God.
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I cant. I cant go. I got an opening in three weeks.
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Did you forget? And I aint got anything finished.
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Come on honey, dont be a slug.
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You promised you go with me tonight.
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I cant go.
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Yes you can.
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Theres no way.
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Now who exactly is this suppose to be?
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This is personal.
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Oh yeah your crazy brother the plumber.
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So why are we so fixated on this guy?
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Again I am not fixated on him.
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And he wasnt just a plumber.
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He was actually studying to be a priest.
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Just Daddy wanted him to have a trade to fall back on.
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Amazing a plumber who wants to be a priest.
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Just dont understand.
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Just wish he would call me. Been over a year since out seminary.
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He was a loon right.
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Let it go.
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If youre going to make fun of my family you can put your
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back in your pants. No! I love your family.
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Oh yeah.
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♪♪♪
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The show, come on.
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Its really funny. Intensely weird stuff.
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You just want to go cause youre hot for her.
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Are you kidding? No!
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I promised her six weeks ago that we come see it.
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How can you say that? You know I love you.
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Slobbering random beast bent on you serving the homogenous
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proletariat neo-nazi hedonist.
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The divine wonderment corrupted only by Oscar Meyers style.
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Yes I am the cow.
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Savior of all that is pure and evolved.
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Can not believe you drive me to this.
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This is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen in my life.
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Can we go home please?
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Come on this stuff is hysterical.
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Consume me with genocidal canabilistic needs.
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Besides she doesnt take this anymore seriously than we do.
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From my maggots eaten...
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Yum. Those look great. And good for you too.
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You know we been living together for a year and half now.
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We ever going to get married?
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Oh gee, I dont know. I guess. Maybe.
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Moo!!
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
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You people dont care about any of this!
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This is all bullshit to you.
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My inner most soul.
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My very emotional foundation.
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And youre not listening to me?!
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All youre interested in is sex. Filthy sex pigs, everyone of you
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You all just want to see me strip? Right?
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You want to see my breasts?
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Oh yeah!
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Show me your breasts!
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Honestly, I didnt mean anything by it.
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Shut up. Alright.
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First you drag me out! It was a joke!
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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So that would work out to what?
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Five thousand dollars plus tapes.
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Youre label is never going to believe you.
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Damn good thing this is so cheap.
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He is going to jump at this. Let me give him call right now.
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Yeah lets get him over here.
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So Debbie whats Rods girlfriend like?
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Tall! Fucking amazon. Print ad model.
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Brain dead type or something. He wont even look at me.
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Hey better refocus and pronto.
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There is nothing worse than wanting someone you cant have.
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I mean look at him. Hes thirty, handsome and what a butt.
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Lets face it. No offense but he have anyone he wants.
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Up here. Yeah.
268
00:16:31,466 --> 00:16:32,700
Why should he want you?
269
00:16:33,066 --> 00:16:36,800
I know. I guess I am just lonely or something.
270
00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:39,966
Uh oh. Let me give you one piece of advice.
271
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,633
Stay away from Serge.
272
00:16:42,766 --> 00:16:43,466
Who?
273
00:16:43,766 --> 00:16:46,133
Our drummer, real slithering fellow.
274
00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:49,466
He never believe he was a born again christian.
275
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:53,066
His dad was a televangelist. Decimated his mind.
276
00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:57,833
Heed my words. Avoid Serge at all costs.
277
00:17:00,733 --> 00:17:03,900
This place is fantastic. When can we start?
278
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,866
Well I still have to realign recorders, there is a few minor.
279
00:17:09,966 --> 00:17:11,100
We can start tomorrow.
280
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:12,933
Tomorrow! Trail by fire.
281
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:16,000
Rats! I wanted Serge to see this place.
282
00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:17,566
Where the hell is he anyway?
283
00:17:21,066 --> 00:17:22,300
Oh yeah!
284
00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:32,800
Oh yeah!
285
00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:43,500
Oh shit! Shit! Come on baby! Lets go! Lets go!
286
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:47,300
[alarm rings]
287
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:54,833
Come on baby! Come on!
288
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,733
Come on you taking too long!
289
00:18:02,066 --> 00:18:05,266
Heres your dress. Lets go!
290
00:18:05,966 --> 00:18:08,833
By the time we get the tapes Ill have lead sheets.
291
00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:10,500
I think its workable.
292
00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:13,700
We can also practice individual while the rest dubbing tracks.
293
00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:17,266
Ok here is the word, he has to run it by high command.
294
00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:19,133
But it sounded A-OK to him.
295
00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:21,366
Its going to take about two weeks to get the money together.
296
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,666
But he practically assured me this thing is just going to fly.
297
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:27,366
This could be it. We start tomorrow!
298
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:32,233
So glad Serge can be part of the decision making process.
299
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:34,233
Hi guys. Sorry Im late.
300
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:41,100
Wow nice place! Did I miss anything?
301
00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:44,366
Nice you can make it Serge.
302
00:18:45,066 --> 00:18:47,500
Excuse me I got to go to the little cowboys room.
303
00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:03,233
[coughing]
304
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:07,433
[toilet: Hey Hey you wait a minute. Down here.]
305
00:19:07,933 --> 00:19:08,966
Excuse me.
306
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:13,300
[toilet: Here here mate down here in the bowl.]
307
00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:15,000
Oh yeah.
308
00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,566
[toilet: Ten friggin years I been stuck down here.]
309
00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:34,133
Ah Ha!
310
00:19:35,866 --> 00:19:37,000
Ah ha what?
311
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,666
Uh, its nothing, I...
312
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,366
The bathroom, I heard a...
313
00:19:49,433 --> 00:19:50,433
Nothing.
314
00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:01,766
Dont mind him hes using too much mental floss.
315
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:11,666
You have the most amazing eyes, you know that.
316
00:20:11,966 --> 00:20:14,633
Like two lipid pools.
317
00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:19,600
My eyes are like pools of fat.
318
00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:21,366
Huh? Huh?
319
00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:30,533
Hey I have a van and passes to the Spitfire club.
320
00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:32,700
Were playing there tomorrow night you know.
321
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:33,533
Really?
322
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:47,433
Ah!! Oh God, Why did I let you t me into this!
323
00:20:47,466 --> 00:20:49,800
Get ready for tomorrow.
324
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,800
I beg your pardon.
325
00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:53,900
G. Gordon Liddy said it. Or was it Ed Neese?
326
00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:57,866
Anyhow it is the exercise, it is how you feel.
327
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,333
So why you think I introduced you two guys.
328
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:05,900
Cause you gave up on me after years of fruitless pursuit.
329
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,666
Well I also thought you be a strengthening influence.
330
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,300
And if you notice Ken is like...
331
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,200
How shall we say without a backbone.
332
00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:16,333
So you mean he is a wimp.
333
00:21:16,633 --> 00:21:20,966
Well now, now those are your words and not mine.
334
00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:24,133
The idea was its suppose to be reciprocal, your character rub
335
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,366
off a bit on him and him off a bit on you.
336
00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:28,233
Make him into a man.
337
00:21:29,866 --> 00:21:31,000
Like me.
338
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,033
Even his music is whisy whashy.
339
00:21:34,066 --> 00:21:36,566
The cruel light of day begins to die.
340
00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:42,133
His songs are overcomplicated, meandering and uncommercial.
341
00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:43,433
They suck.
342
00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:49,800
Hes going to sink us Rach.
343
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:51,966
The new album will bomb just like the last one.
344
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:54,833
We might as well chop our amps and use them as firewood.
345
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,600
And I am suppose to inspire him to prevent this.
346
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,033
I understand.
347
00:22:01,066 --> 00:22:03,733
Kent I can not believe we have lived together for a year and
348
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,233
half and you never brought me here.
349
00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:07,466
You guys are loaded. Youre rich.
350
00:22:07,566 --> 00:22:10,000
Dad is. Im not. He doesnt like to share.
351
00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:11,733
Look I really do not want to talk about this.
352
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,233
Okay. This dinner, this whole thing is moms idea
353
00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:16,300
and I really do not want to be here.
354
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,766
Well Rachel Ken tells us you are going to be a great artist.
355
00:22:21,033 --> 00:22:22,633
Oh I really hope so Ms. Travis.
356
00:22:23,033 --> 00:22:26,800
I must say that your house is simply....
357
00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:27,866
incredible.
358
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,366
Daddy did it all by himself.
359
00:22:29,666 --> 00:22:31,566
Daddy and I are going to Venice this summer.
360
00:22:31,733 --> 00:22:34,400
Venice, Italy. Daddy knows someone there in glass.
361
00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:37,333
Daddy says the only thing that is missing is an Italian...
362
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:42,733
I was just thinking, mister I want to be a musician.
363
00:22:43,633 --> 00:22:46,233
Where is your report card?
364
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,833
Its been a long time since I seen a report...
365
00:22:48,966 --> 00:22:51,633
Ken graduated college four years ago dear...
366
00:22:51,766 --> 00:22:54,300
Shut up you! Just you shut up!
367
00:22:54,633 --> 00:22:55,766
Shut up, shut up.
368
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,333
Im not in school Dad. Ilene is.
369
00:23:00,166 --> 00:23:04,400
Remember Ilene your daughter. Im a professional guitarist now
370
00:23:04,866 --> 00:23:09,366
Oh excuse me mister professional guitarist who cant find
371
00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:13,266
time to see his parents. Maybe once a month.
372
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:16,433
Mister Im too busy to see his family.
373
00:23:16,566 --> 00:23:18,333
You call that a job!
374
00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:19,833
Shut up, shut up!
375
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,033
Thats no goddamn job! Youre twenty three years old and
376
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,533
you cant keep a goddamn job!
377
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:28,366
Im twenty six Dad.
378
00:23:28,466 --> 00:23:30,500
And last year I pulled in about twenty grand.
379
00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:31,400
Huh!
380
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,300
Not great but its mostly tax free.
381
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:37,800
So Ilene, you still seeing Theodore?
382
00:23:37,966 --> 00:23:39,166
Theodore is a jerk.
383
00:23:39,233 --> 00:23:40,366
So Ilene tells me you are doing...
384
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,733
Shut up! Shut up, shut up!
385
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:45,900
What are you playing in one of these punk rock groups!!
386
00:23:46,066 --> 00:23:47,700
Are you one of these kind of guys!
387
00:23:47,866 --> 00:23:49,900
That bites off the heads of snakes and chickens!
388
00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:57,966
No Dad we are a jazz rock group called Banned.
389
00:23:58,466 --> 00:23:59,633
Banned?!
390
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,500
Banned, what the hell kinda name is that, Banned!?
391
00:24:03,533 --> 00:24:04,600
Its a pun Dad.
392
00:24:04,666 --> 00:24:05,433
Pun?!
393
00:24:05,433 --> 00:24:08,433
B a n n e d, get it?
394
00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:13,033
You know like censored, forbidden, prohibited.
395
00:24:13,533 --> 00:24:15,100
Get it! Banned!
396
00:24:16,766 --> 00:24:21,000
For this I put you through pre-med, pre-law school.
397
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:24,333
So you can be a goddamn freaked out metalhead!
398
00:24:24,466 --> 00:24:26,466
A goddamn satanist!!
399
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,866
Dad, I was in pre-law for one week!
400
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,300
One week yeah!
401
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,533
Than they booted me out cause your check bounced.
402
00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:34,800
So I put myself through Berkley Music School!
403
00:24:34,966 --> 00:24:37,400
And I got a degree in jazz guitar. Remember!
404
00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:41,033
What? Jazz guitar.
405
00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:44,200
Whats jazz guitar?
406
00:24:52,833 --> 00:24:56,400
Ilene I hate to say stuff like when I was your age but,
407
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,966
man, I used to want to take an axe to him.
408
00:25:00,233 --> 00:25:03,033
Moms dizzy but Dad hes way out there.
409
00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:05,000
I dont know if its the booze or what?
410
00:25:05,333 --> 00:25:08,533
It wasnt till I was almost a basket case that I realized...
411
00:25:08,666 --> 00:25:10,600
Just ignore him. Thats all.
412
00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:11,866
Ignore him?
413
00:25:12,033 --> 00:25:14,866
How can ignore the fact that hes making my life miserable?
414
00:25:15,233 --> 00:25:20,366
Look Dad is an unreachable, drunken asshole.
415
00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:22,566
Nothing is ever going to change that.
416
00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:25,700
Look Ilene, the only reason I come by here from time to time
417
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:28,733
is cause I miss you and Ma too.
418
00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:33,333
But I absolute refuse to let him get to me anymore.
419
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,966
Well thanks that a pretty packed answer.
420
00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:39,433
But I cant tune him out hes unavoidable.
421
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,500
And hes living in another century!
422
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,833
God forbid I should come home passed midnight.
423
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:47,233
And than he turns into the Spanish Inquisition.
424
00:25:48,566 --> 00:25:51,733
Now look before you know it youll be in California.
425
00:25:51,733 --> 00:25:55,733
And between school and that six foot three bronzed god
426
00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:58,766
youll no doubt be dating. All this will be a distant memory.
427
00:25:58,833 --> 00:26:00,566
Two more months.
428
00:26:00,566 --> 00:26:03,633
Ill let you come live with me but Rachel will blow a gasket.
429
00:26:03,666 --> 00:26:03,933
Oh please.
430
00:26:04,933 --> 00:26:07,133
But besides you made it through for eighteen years.
431
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:08,900
Whats a couple more months?
432
00:26:10,033 --> 00:26:11,500
How did you get so cute?
433
00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:14,166
You going to use that sing you wrote for me on your new album?
434
00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:16,200
I might. If you make the deans list.
435
00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:19,266
- You are a miserable rat. - Who loves you baby, huh?
436
00:26:20,433 --> 00:26:22,500
Where the hell is he!!
437
00:26:23,733 --> 00:26:25,366
Where the hell is Serge now?
438
00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:29,433
Ah!!
439
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,233
Very nice.
440
00:26:34,733 --> 00:26:36,466
(ticking)
441
00:26:36,466 --> 00:26:37,800
Oh shit!
442
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,000
Three hours worth!
443
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,133
(alarm)
444
00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:47,533
Im very late.
445
00:26:48,466 --> 00:26:53,466
- Come on back here. - No! No baby! Im late.
446
00:26:55,633 --> 00:26:59,233
Lets go! Come on lets go! Move!
447
00:27:12,866 --> 00:27:13,933
Were late!
448
00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:01,366
How much longer Serge?
449
00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:04,100
- Keep your pants on. - How much longer?
450
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,266
Costing money.
451
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,133
- Two seconds. - One thousand one...
452
00:28:12,433 --> 00:28:17,166
Rod this is Sid Besenthal from Broken Records.
453
00:28:17,266 --> 00:28:20,100
Hi Mr. Besenthal. I heard lot about you.
454
00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,133
Was it good?
455
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:28,833
Well look at all these wonderful new machines.
456
00:28:28,966 --> 00:28:32,033
Ah techology, its all wonderful.
457
00:28:32,033 --> 00:28:37,333
Listen I got a few things I like to discuss with you.
458
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,533
No problem.
459
00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:41,366
We can use the lounge. Can you cover for me?
460
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,633
Anytime big boy.
461
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,433
Would you care to partake?
462
00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:48,500
No thanks I try and stay clear of that shit.
463
00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:50,800
Cocaine makes me impedant and paranoid.
464
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:57,300
- Me too. Why I snort beef. - What?
465
00:28:57,633 --> 00:29:03,500
Beef! Beef from Romania. I get it from my brother-in-law.
466
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:09,433
I just chop it up! Take a few blasts! And blam Im a new man!
467
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:19,466
Anyway I wanted to talk to you about your deal.
468
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:22,500
Mr. Besenthal I am giving Banned an unbeatable deal.
469
00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:26,300
I dont know. You know.
470
00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:30,866
A whole job they do for four thousand dollars.
471
00:29:31,066 --> 00:29:33,200
Yeah but they heard anything from that place.
472
00:29:34,033 --> 00:29:38,233
As a favor to my brother whole deal for four thousand dollars.
473
00:29:39,066 --> 00:29:42,600
Thanks. A favor I can ask.
474
00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:49,233
I dont know what you know about Banned but their music isnt...
475
00:29:49,366 --> 00:29:50,233
Commercial.
476
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,200
Bingo!
477
00:29:52,233 --> 00:29:55,466
Mr. Jeffries I love these kids like their my own
478
00:29:55,666 --> 00:29:58,666
children but business is business.
479
00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:01,833
Broken makes records to make money.
480
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:08,100
This band has potential but Ken goes out of his way to be arty.
481
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,466
You know what I mean.
482
00:30:11,133 --> 00:30:14,966
So you want me to push him a bit.
483
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:18,466
Do something. Do anything.
484
00:30:18,533 --> 00:30:21,900
Just bring me a fucking single off this album.
485
00:30:22,033 --> 00:30:24,600
No sweat Sid thats my style anyway.
486
00:30:24,666 --> 00:30:27,400
Well I remember once I created the sound of an entire German
487
00:30:27,466 --> 00:30:30,900
marching band by dropping quarters on a tin dish.
488
00:30:31,066 --> 00:30:32,200
In sequence of course.
489
00:30:32,433 --> 00:30:36,233
Now Ill make Banned sound like the best band that ever...
490
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:39,000
Sid what happen to you?
491
00:30:45,433 --> 00:30:51,433
Ha! I told you genuine Romanian beef.
492
00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:55,466
Dont last too long but makes me feel like a new man.
493
00:30:56,033 --> 00:30:57,800
Hi Mr. Besenthal how are you?
494
00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:12,700
Damn it Ken! Grinding that phase brings the groove crashing halt.
495
00:31:12,933 --> 00:31:14,800
Right, thats the whole point.
496
00:31:15,133 --> 00:31:17,200
People be bopping around trying to get into the rhythm.
497
00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:18,800
Than we hit them with those triplet breaks.
498
00:31:18,866 --> 00:31:20,633
Let them try dancing to that.
499
00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:22,533
Ken thats a fallacy.
500
00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:24,733
Psst. Whats fallacy mean?
501
00:31:25,233 --> 00:31:29,700
Fallacy, adjective, like or pertaining to penises.
502
00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:30,866
Oh.
503
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:34,066
Sometimes you go way overboard man.
504
00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:37,066
Look I wrote this song. I like i the way it is.
505
00:31:37,266 --> 00:31:39,866
Bizarre time change fits the tune.
506
00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:42,400
All of our tunes have time changes.
507
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,766
Yo! Hes right man.
508
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,500
Im sick of this! Just need some fresh air.
509
00:32:08,966 --> 00:32:11,800
Im not changing my material. Screw him!
510
00:32:11,933 --> 00:32:14,766
(toilet: Yeah that the spirit. You tell him.)
511
00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:17,700
Oh not again!
512
00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:22,533
Serge! Willy! This joke is not funny anymore!
513
00:32:22,833 --> 00:32:24,966
(toilet: You calling me a joke?)
514
00:32:25,066 --> 00:32:28,533
Come on. What the hell is this?
515
00:32:32,866 --> 00:32:34,166
(toilet: Bastard.)
516
00:32:34,233 --> 00:32:36,233
What kind of joke are you trying to pull?
517
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,033
Is this suppose to be funny?
518
00:32:39,066 --> 00:32:41,200
Who are you!
519
00:32:41,933 --> 00:32:44,933
(toilet: Homicide, Teddy Homicide.)
520
00:33:23,433 --> 00:33:25,466
Oh my God!
521
00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:31,466
Rod about your bathroom.
522
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,133
Serious plumbing problems.
523
00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:36,133
- Hey Sid how you doing? - Ok kid.
524
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:31,000
Enjoy and thank you.
525
00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:38,000
Thanks. Thank you very much. Youre very kind.
526
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,033
This is fucking...
527
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,666
Sorry. Sorry. Ahh!!!!
528
00:34:54,866 --> 00:34:57,466
Uhm, next we like to...
529
00:34:58,233 --> 00:35:01,266
Play you a jazzy ballad.
530
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:09,666
Screw the fucking ballad, listen up you assholes!!
531
00:35:11,066 --> 00:35:14,366
Listen up! Stand an deliver! Kick it!
532
00:35:22,533 --> 00:35:28,500
Fuck you! You asshole!
533
00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:39,533
Ah!! What do you want from me!? You people! Get the fuck out!!
534
00:35:41,533 --> 00:35:44,033
Ah!! Ah!!
535
00:35:50,666 --> 00:35:54,600
You killer bimbos from Cleveland!!
536
00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:11,366
Ah!! Ah!! Fuck you!
537
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:46,766
(applause)
538
00:37:00,066 --> 00:37:05,333
That guitar session but really drove them nuts.
539
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,800
I cant believe I broke my strata caster.
540
00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:10,300
I had this guitar since I was eleven.
541
00:37:10,466 --> 00:37:12,200
You go off the deep end?
542
00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:13,466
Who ordered the food?
543
00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:15,666
You gone schizo honey.
544
00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:18,200
The bathroom, anyone seen the damn bathroom.
545
00:37:21,466 --> 00:37:23,200
What the heck is wrong with me?
546
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,100
I dont know but you turned me on.
547
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,866
Inexplicable well timed offensive action.
548
00:37:30,933 --> 00:37:32,233
We have punky boy.
549
00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:39,200
You said it would be a good show.
550
00:37:39,533 --> 00:37:42,500
But I didnt expect that you were positively raunchy.
551
00:37:42,633 --> 00:37:45,100
Hey cheer up! I like raunchy!
552
00:37:45,233 --> 00:37:46,400
I got to get back to work.
553
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,366
My son you are truly an inspiration.
554
00:37:49,366 --> 00:37:50,200
Ill see you at home.
555
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,333
They must be thirsty.
556
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,966
Here is the first one. Where do you want the other six?
557
00:38:07,133 --> 00:38:08,266
Hang on a second.
558
00:38:08,966 --> 00:38:10,100
I gotta ask her something.
559
00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:23,200
Hey, how are you doing?
560
00:38:23,633 --> 00:38:27,066
I dont think we met. My name is Serge.
561
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,733
Ilene Travis and I heard way too much about you.
562
00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:32,233
Dont believe a word of it.
563
00:38:35,733 --> 00:38:40,066
- So youre Kens sister. - Yes.
564
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:43,633
Hey did you know I used to be a drummer for the Police?
565
00:38:43,733 --> 00:38:45,866
Really? Wow.
566
00:38:51,233 --> 00:38:53,233
Ok kids the food is here.
567
00:38:57,166 --> 00:39:01,366
Hey loud man your favorite chili-burgers.
568
00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:04,800
Eat, real food.
569
00:39:06,133 --> 00:39:07,066
Ah!!
570
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,566
The screaming in here.
571
00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:10,400
Ah!!
572
00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:14,300
Someone keeps screaming in here.
573
00:39:16,466 --> 00:39:22,100
Hey Chelsea lets say we go get some frozen margaritas.
574
00:39:24,933 --> 00:39:28,833
- Let me get Willy and Serge. - No, no, no.
575
00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:38,866
I cant believe I am hearing this from you.
576
00:39:39,433 --> 00:39:41,666
- Are you pulling my leg? - No really Chelsea.
577
00:39:41,866 --> 00:39:45,600
Look we been in the same band for over a year now.
578
00:39:45,866 --> 00:39:48,233
And it wasnt till I saw you perform the other night.
579
00:39:48,466 --> 00:39:51,700
That I realized just how damn attractive you are.
580
00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:54,033
Ken the show is poppycock.
581
00:39:54,066 --> 00:39:57,466
I designed it specifically for those trendy village boy types
582
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,600
who think it is profound and socialogically significant.
583
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:01,766
They eat that shit up.
584
00:40:02,366 --> 00:40:06,033
Exactly. Exactly! And the fact that you can perform that
585
00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:10,833
mindless dribble convincingly, impresses me to no end.
586
00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:13,800
Well Im glad someone appreciate my show for the right reason.
587
00:40:13,966 --> 00:40:16,533
Yeah. Yeah, the right reason.
588
00:40:18,066 --> 00:40:20,100
Not that Im interested of course.
589
00:40:20,266 --> 00:40:21,233
Of course.
590
00:40:21,466 --> 00:40:24,600
But what about Rachel? And why the approach now?
591
00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:27,800
Hmm, Ill be damn if I know.
592
00:40:28,933 --> 00:40:31,200
You know how your whole life is suppose to flash before
593
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,733
eyes when you die?
594
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:36,066
Well when I got soaked by that damn toilet I had
595
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,466
an entirely dissimilar experience.
596
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:41,766
And the weird thing now is that I feel free.
597
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:44,333
Its like I lost all my inhibition.
598
00:40:44,366 --> 00:40:46,666
I couldnt have told you any of this last week.
599
00:40:46,866 --> 00:40:49,100
But suddenly I dont care.
600
00:40:49,366 --> 00:40:52,833
And why should I deny myself something I want.
601
00:40:53,133 --> 00:40:56,700
I mean Rachel, well...
602
00:40:57,733 --> 00:40:59,900
You just have much larger breasts than she has.
603
00:41:00,066 --> 00:41:00,700
What?!
604
00:41:01,133 --> 00:41:02,500
I mean she is a good person and everything.
605
00:41:02,633 --> 00:41:04,466
But were just on a different wavelength.
606
00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:06,466
Shes not funny Chelsea.
607
00:41:07,133 --> 00:41:12,100
Can you imagine living with a humorless person every day?
608
00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:15,600
So you give Rachel her walking paper to go out with me?
609
00:41:15,766 --> 00:41:16,800
Oh hell no!
610
00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:21,000
I was thinking more along the lines of a juicy sort of thing.
611
00:41:21,733 --> 00:41:25,133
Dont believe you. You actually do that to your girlfriend.
612
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,600
Well theoretically she never even know about it.
613
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,833
This is really low Ken.
614
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,100
Ill admit I am somewhat attracted to you.
615
00:41:33,566 --> 00:41:35,900
I know I have always been a sucker for guitarist.
616
00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:40,733
But Im going to have to pass.
617
00:41:42,466 --> 00:41:44,500
There is a lot you dont know about me.
618
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:45,566
Everybody down!
619
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:49,100
(screams, gun shots)
620
00:41:50,566 --> 00:41:52,633
You see when I was young my uncle,
621
00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:54,600
he got me pregnant.
622
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,100
I had to have an abortion.
623
00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:12,566
I just dont trust men because of it.
624
00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:20,700
While offers like yours I appreciate it,
625
00:42:20,766 --> 00:42:22,333
they only complicate the matters.
626
00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:43,933
You just dont undestand the delicate position I am in.
627
00:42:47,733 --> 00:42:48,600
Hey!
628
00:42:55,133 --> 00:42:59,433
Darn minute! No dont point that thing at me buddy.
629
00:42:59,433 --> 00:43:01,566
What the hell is wrong with you guys.
630
00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:04,100
Youre ruining my chances with that gorgeous babe over there.
631
00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:06,800
And than when I got into Yale he bought me a porche.
632
00:43:06,866 --> 00:43:09,300
Like that going to sway all the damage he done.
633
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,966
No dont you guys think of anyone but yourselves.
634
00:43:12,066 --> 00:43:14,100
- Look, look. - Shame on you.
635
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,433
Excuse me sir we have a problem.
636
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:17,633
What are you doing!
637
00:43:17,666 --> 00:43:19,000
Ramon? Im Ramon.
638
00:43:19,066 --> 00:43:22,266
What are you doing Klaus? You come with me now.
639
00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:27,266
Just a second, Mr. Ramon you back here.
640
00:43:27,533 --> 00:43:31,733
Now I was just telling your buddy your clowns picked a bad
641
00:43:31,733 --> 00:43:34,066
day in a bad month, in a bad year.
642
00:43:34,166 --> 00:43:36,633
Ive been after that gal for over a year now.
643
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:40,900
And youre ruining my chances. Now is that really fair?
644
00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:43,566
Who is this guy?!
645
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,900
Man you guys call yourselves thieves?
646
00:43:48,233 --> 00:43:52,033
Look at yourselves. Have you looked at yourself?
647
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,200
- What are you trying to do? - You guys are pathetic.
648
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,333
You look like a bunch of big canaries.
649
00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:00,566
And whats this? This is a fashion nightmare.
650
00:44:00,633 --> 00:44:02,566
You guys might as well be wearing a neon sign
651
00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:05,666
that says Im a really stupid terrorist.
652
00:44:05,833 --> 00:44:06,933
Please arrest me.
653
00:44:07,266 --> 00:44:11,000
Number one, get yourselves some camouflage fatigues.
654
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:15,266
Number two, why are you knocking this place over for?
655
00:44:15,633 --> 00:44:18,633
What did you get fifth teen hundred dollars, maybe?
656
00:44:18,866 --> 00:44:20,933
Youve got to go where the money is.
657
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:23,666
There is a place over there called Tavern on the Green.
658
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:28,666
Serious cash clientele. Time it after the noon time crunch
659
00:44:28,733 --> 00:44:30,633
you clear ten grand easy.
660
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,166
Remember who gave you the tip when knock over the tavern.
661
00:44:33,266 --> 00:44:35,533
Thanks boss!
662
00:44:38,900 --> 00:44:41,566
Thank you so very much for the information.
663
00:44:41,666 --> 00:44:43,966
Our cause is most grateful!
664
00:44:44,366 --> 00:44:47,866
And if ever you are in Lebanon, you look me up.
665
00:44:48,233 --> 00:44:51,233
You are most welcome to sleep with any of my wives.
666
00:44:51,366 --> 00:44:53,366
Allah God...
667
00:44:53,433 --> 00:44:54,200
God bless you.
668
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,266
Lets go.
669
00:45:08,133 --> 00:45:13,033
- What do you think? - Huh, about what?
670
00:45:13,566 --> 00:45:15,333
You havent heard a word I said.
671
00:45:22,533 --> 00:45:25,533
(loud music)
672
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:07,200
Well I spoiled an armed robbery.
673
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,133
Instructed a bunch of terrorists in camouflage.
674
00:46:11,466 --> 00:46:13,066
Saved lives.
675
00:46:13,233 --> 00:46:15,366
Fascinating.
676
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,066
What the fuck happen in this room?
677
00:46:25,166 --> 00:46:28,800
Oh, uh, I tripped.
678
00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:30,766
You tripped! What is this?!
679
00:46:31,933 --> 00:46:35,566
No really I foiled an armed robbery today.
680
00:46:36,766 --> 00:46:39,766
I know if we are ever in Lebanon we have place to stay.
681
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,400
So how was your day?
682
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,266
What is the matter with you?
683
00:46:44,966 --> 00:46:49,133
- Stop it Ken. - Come here. Get down here.
684
00:46:49,266 --> 00:46:52,466
What are you doing? Ken I dont feel like doing it.
685
00:46:52,866 --> 00:46:54,833
Come on. Are you hearing impaired or what?
686
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,000
No! Ken and that is final!
687
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,700
Come on. Come on! Lets live a little!
688
00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:55,100
(singing)
689
00:47:55,433 --> 00:47:57,166
I need some groupies.
690
00:47:57,700 --> 00:48:01,233
Ken if youre going out? Youre going out alone.
691
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,533
Ken Im going to sleep.
692
00:48:03,733 --> 00:48:06,733
(music)
693
00:49:11,566 --> 00:49:13,733
What! What! What I do?
694
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,800
Nothing! Noting at all! Just goo-goo eyes at those bimbos.
695
00:49:16,966 --> 00:49:19,633
Just grinding around the dance floor like a bulldog in heat.
696
00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:21,466
Well maybe I am getting more self confident.
697
00:49:21,466 --> 00:49:26,433
Self confidence! When is trying screw bar sluts self confidence?
698
00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:29,666
I am not afraid of anything! This is great!
699
00:49:30,066 --> 00:49:32,666
You are just trying to show off and make me jealous.
700
00:49:32,833 --> 00:49:36,033
But I am not a jealous person Mr. Ken. Just want you to know!
701
00:49:39,066 --> 00:49:42,833
Well, Ill be damned.
702
00:49:42,933 --> 00:49:45,933
(scream)
703
00:49:51,733 --> 00:49:52,600
(ring, ring)
704
00:49:52,933 --> 00:49:54,466
Who the fuck is that?
705
00:50:05,533 --> 00:50:06,766
Who is it?
706
00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:20,833
We thought since we are in the neighborhood...
707
00:50:32,900 --> 00:50:34,733
Its four in the morning guys.
708
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,966
Hey Rod how is it hanging?
709
00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,900
This is my old friend Rachel.
710
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,566
Listen man I wrote a new chorus for salamander sandwich.
711
00:51:03,733 --> 00:51:06,733
Its commercial as hell, kicks butt, you gotta hear it.
712
00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:07,800
This is crazy.
713
00:51:21,733 --> 00:51:23,566
What are you two doing out at this hour?
714
00:51:23,700 --> 00:51:26,900
I dont know. Hes got some bug up his ass.
715
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,066
I had to work for fourteen hours Drags me out dancing all night.
716
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:34,200
He is not eve winded and I am completely exhausted.
717
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,100
He been snorting?
718
00:51:37,533 --> 00:51:38,566
What?
719
00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:44,166
(TV: I dont have the slightest idea here.)
720
00:51:44,633 --> 00:51:47,466
(TV: First I want to say hi to our new engineer here.)
721
00:51:47,466 --> 00:51:51,800
(TV: Robbie. Robbie hi. I met Robbie yesterday.)
722
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:58,633
You ever see this show? I see it cause he is such a riot.
723
00:51:58,933 --> 00:52:01,600
(laugh)
724
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,966
Oh my god, I do not believe it.
725
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:22,666
This is some talk show where these crackpots call for advice.
726
00:52:23,133 --> 00:52:26,700
That guy believe it or not is my brother, Percible.
727
00:52:26,700 --> 00:52:28,233
- Get out of here. - No Im not kidding.
728
00:52:28,533 --> 00:52:31,533
- But hes uh.. - Hes actually a plumber.
729
00:52:31,666 --> 00:52:33,666
Then he had these visions. So then went to seminary study
730
00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:36,700
be a priest. But then Father Fallangan caught him in
731
00:52:36,833 --> 00:52:38,833
bad places and then Father Fallanagan threw him out.
732
00:52:38,833 --> 00:52:40,666
Wait my mom just going to die when she knows this.
733
00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:45,700
(laugh)
734
00:52:46,533 --> 00:52:47,733
Oh no!
735
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,666
So what do you think?
736
00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:59,000
Well I like it but...
737
00:52:59,966 --> 00:53:02,733
Its radically different than your usual style.
738
00:53:02,866 --> 00:53:04,733
Right! So I took your advice.
739
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,733
Cool. Are all those yours?
740
00:53:13,233 --> 00:53:14,300
Wow!
741
00:53:15,733 --> 00:53:17,633
Jesus man that thing is loaded.
742
00:53:18,066 --> 00:53:19,433
No, no the safety is on.
743
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,600
- What is it a Heckler and Koch? - Yeah
744
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,966
Thats the first generation of this gun.
745
00:53:25,033 --> 00:53:27,366
Thats a Thompson 1919.
746
00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:31,266
I bought it last year off some guy I met at survival game.
747
00:53:34,300 --> 00:53:37,966
Heavy mother, 45 ACP, right?
748
00:53:38,233 --> 00:53:42,733
Trouble is muzzle fire makes it hard to control in situations.
749
00:53:43,033 --> 00:53:46,033
You see I only use a 200 gram load.
750
00:53:46,333 --> 00:53:48,900
Wait how the hell did you know that?
751
00:53:49,033 --> 00:53:52,100
I thought you hated guns. You are always giving pacifist rap.
752
00:53:52,433 --> 00:53:54,766
Hey what do you say we go blow off a few, huh?
753
00:53:54,933 --> 00:53:57,400
- What now? - Yeah.
754
00:53:57,466 --> 00:54:00,133
Cant its 4am and the range dont open till 7.
755
00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:03,366
And besides you can only fire the rifles. Need special license
756
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:05,233
for all the other stuff.
757
00:54:05,333 --> 00:54:08,000
Come on man. Lets go somewhere.
758
00:54:08,533 --> 00:54:12,833
I have to vent my frustration with 45 caliber devastation.
759
00:54:14,366 --> 00:54:17,600
- What about the roof? - Yeah the roof!
760
00:54:17,966 --> 00:54:23,633
- Good old NYC no one notice. - Come on! Lets go!
761
00:54:24,666 --> 00:54:26,000
I might need another one of these.
762
00:54:40,166 --> 00:54:41,566
Woo! Woo!
763
00:55:27,633 --> 00:55:30,633
Woo! Woo!
764
00:55:33,766 --> 00:55:37,333
My first pigeon. God I thought those things unkillable.
765
00:55:38,433 --> 00:55:39,933
You killed something.
766
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:45,633
Freaking hey. And it was bloody super.
767
00:55:45,966 --> 00:55:48,200
Better than any bitch I ever porked.
768
00:55:50,866 --> 00:55:53,866
My friend you need a drink.
769
00:55:59,566 --> 00:56:02,433
Vodka martinis. Go for it.
770
00:56:06,466 --> 00:56:07,800
You want an olive?
771
00:56:07,933 --> 00:56:10,166
Right-o, olive mate.
772
00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:43,000
God.
773
00:56:58,533 --> 00:57:00,200
(scream)
774
00:57:00,933 --> 00:57:04,000
Oh got a real way with the Kings english, dont we?
775
00:57:04,133 --> 00:57:05,066
Who the hell are you?
776
00:57:05,233 --> 00:57:07,500
Come guess, I give you a win.
777
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,033
Name is Homicide.
778
00:57:09,133 --> 00:57:10,833
Teddy Homicide.
779
00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:14,333
Huh look at the la-di-da panzy puff-da.
780
00:57:14,433 --> 00:57:17,533
Cock call that a haircut. Blimey.
781
00:57:18,133 --> 00:57:20,800
I seen more meat on a sparrows kneecaps.
782
00:57:20,900 --> 00:57:22,633
Will you leave me the hell alone.
783
00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:26,700
Oh are we defensive. Panzy ass panty sniffer.
784
00:57:27,266 --> 00:57:28,900
What you going to get with it?
785
00:57:29,033 --> 00:57:30,700
You look like Charle the clown.
786
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,400
And you dont got on the ten best dressed list.
787
00:57:34,533 --> 00:57:36,933
- Fuck you slime ball. - Oh yeah, come sunshine.
788
00:57:36,966 --> 00:57:38,566
Ill give you a headbutt.
789
00:57:38,633 --> 00:57:40,400
Bloody whanker.
790
00:58:03,733 --> 00:58:05,766
Oh my god, what have you done to your hair?
791
00:58:05,866 --> 00:58:06,900
Hello sweetie.
792
00:58:09,766 --> 00:58:11,766
Think youre really going to like this.
793
00:58:11,966 --> 00:58:13,300
I wrote it this morning.
794
00:58:20,966 --> 00:58:23,000
Nice haircut lover boy.
795
00:58:29,666 --> 00:58:31,866
Is it Halloween already?
796
00:58:34,433 --> 00:58:37,433
Where the hell is Serge?
797
00:58:38,366 --> 00:58:41,366
(music)
798
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,800
Oh come on ladies up, up, up.
799
00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:18,733
Lets go.
800
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,300
What is this like a regular routine or something?
801
00:59:30,466 --> 00:59:32,800
Hey Serge arent you forgetting something?
802
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:37,533
Oh yeah.
803
00:59:40,066 --> 00:59:41,933
Thanks it slipped my mind.
804
00:59:43,433 --> 00:59:47,433
Ladies move it, youre taking too much time.
805
01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:05,966
What kind of bullshit song is this?
806
01:00:05,966 --> 01:00:11,166
You want some more commercial. I wrote this like new wave.
807
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:12,233
Let me play you some of it first.
808
01:00:12,633 --> 01:00:14,300
No dont play me any of it.
809
01:00:14,733 --> 01:00:17,866
I rather be empaled on a ten foot nail.
810
01:00:18,166 --> 01:00:22,000
Than endure another Ken merry tale. Chaucer sucks.
811
01:00:22,066 --> 01:00:25,066
Chaucer sucks. What kind of tripe is this?
812
01:00:25,566 --> 01:00:27,766
Did you do this deliberately to insult me?
813
01:00:28,533 --> 01:00:30,366
You know I majored in medieval lit.
814
01:00:30,366 --> 01:00:32,866
Come on Ken this is a joke right?
815
01:00:34,433 --> 01:00:35,966
This is pretty funny man.
816
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:39,300
Listen we got a sound check in about ten minutes
817
01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:42,100
And then we are on. So lets get it together alright.
818
01:00:42,566 --> 01:00:44,500
Wait a minute!
819
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:49,766
Wait a minute. I am dead serious about this.
820
01:00:51,466 --> 01:00:55,566
I wrote this song and were bloody well going to play it.
821
01:00:56,566 --> 01:01:01,600
And Ill have no arguments from anybody especially you.
822
01:01:02,133 --> 01:01:03,800
Keyboard whore.
823
01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:07,100
Well screw you, you two timing hearted son of a bitch.
824
01:01:07,566 --> 01:01:10,133
I dont need this shit or your rotten band!
825
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,766
Real diplomatic there Ken.
826
01:01:17,933 --> 01:01:20,300
Just exactly what did she mean by two timing?
827
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:22,666
Get some kind of bug up your ass or what?
828
01:01:24,666 --> 01:01:26,633
Hi guys. Did I miss anything?
829
01:01:27,066 --> 01:01:31,000
You better go apologize to her before she leaves the building.
830
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:37,733
- We got a gig to play tonight. - Ok, golly, Im sorry.
831
01:01:37,733 --> 01:01:42,200
My fault. Poor Chelsea.
832
01:01:51,266 --> 01:01:53,933
Oh, let me go!
833
01:02:00,900 --> 01:02:03,966
Along with your mind you lost your ability to read?
834
01:02:04,066 --> 01:02:06,566
This is a ladies room, bozo.
835
01:02:08,133 --> 01:02:10,433
I suppose your going to plead temporary asshole.
836
01:02:10,433 --> 01:02:12,300
And apologize for calling me a whore.
837
01:02:12,466 --> 01:02:16,300
- No. - No, how dare you?
838
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,866
Who do you think you are?
839
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:22,433
Chelsea is just about railing into him right about now.
840
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,666
Come on Chelsea how about a little kiss huh?
841
01:02:27,166 --> 01:02:31,200
- Come on. - Get the hell away from me!
842
01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:34,566
Get the hell away from me!
843
01:02:35,833 --> 01:02:39,366
Alright I apologize.
844
01:02:40,366 --> 01:02:43,300
Actually I think I prefer you as a nut case.
845
01:02:44,533 --> 01:02:48,200
How about a little fun?
846
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:51,900
Come on Chelsea.
847
01:02:58,166 --> 01:03:01,266
When you straighten that jerk out give me a call.
848
01:03:06,166 --> 01:03:09,266
This is a fucking ladies room.
849
01:03:15,133 --> 01:03:18,133
(music)
850
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,233
Jesus.
851
01:04:50,566 --> 01:04:52,366
Ken what is this?
852
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:56,400
Oh god porn, whiskey.
853
01:05:02,666 --> 01:05:05,966
How about a little kiss huh?
854
01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:09,800
You and I have got to talk right now.
855
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,400
Oh Rachel.
856
01:05:18,833 --> 01:05:21,633
Ken I dont know what got into you.
857
01:05:21,633 --> 01:05:23,700
But youre really pissing me off.
858
01:05:24,033 --> 01:05:27,033
You havent taken a bath. You stink. Youre cranky.
859
01:05:27,066 --> 01:05:29,800
And what you said to Chelsea was unforgivable.
860
01:05:29,933 --> 01:05:32,133
Fuck her. I hope shes dead.
861
01:05:32,300 --> 01:05:35,300
- Shes replaceable. - Cut the shit Ken!
862
01:05:35,466 --> 01:05:37,833
I dont know whats gotten into you but...
863
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:39,766
Can I...
864
01:05:41,533 --> 01:05:43,466
How revolting.
865
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:46,033
Im aware of that.
866
01:05:46,233 --> 01:05:49,233
The duffel bag. You moving in?
867
01:05:50,833 --> 01:05:51,866
Whats wrong?
868
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,866
Daddy he kicked me out.
869
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:55,900
Oh swell.
870
01:05:56,900 --> 01:06:00,600
I didt come home last night and when I came home this afternoon
871
01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:02,666
he practically had a coronary.
872
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,300
You were with Serge, right?
873
01:06:04,766 --> 01:06:09,366
God damnit! How many times have I told you about him huh?!
874
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,800
So you gave him the boob as well me own sister in Serge!
875
01:06:13,466 --> 01:06:18,966
Porky, porky, porky. Its boring you friggin bimbo.
876
01:06:21,033 --> 01:06:24,100
Spread your legs for any fucking greasy guido.
877
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:25,500
Ken shut the hell up.
878
01:06:26,366 --> 01:06:28,766
Ilene youre welcome to stay here couple of days.
879
01:06:28,900 --> 01:06:30,700
But you have to deal with the couch. Ok?
880
01:06:30,966 --> 01:06:36,133
No, no Ill have no sleaze queen who can not heed advice.
881
01:06:36,433 --> 01:06:39,600
I aint having her stay here under me roof.
882
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:42,300
You and Dad can go to bloody hell!
883
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:43,500
I...
884
01:06:45,966 --> 01:06:49,000
No! Youre staying right here.
885
01:06:50,333 --> 01:06:54,200
Fuck you both. Bull dykes.
886
01:06:55,066 --> 01:06:57,033
Im fucking history.
887
01:07:03,566 --> 01:07:05,500
Well fuck you!
888
01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:18,700
Coming in at twelve ok, coming in...
889
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:23,033
I got a hit, I got a hit. Hes going down.
890
01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:30,000
This is one of the first ack ack guns put on.
891
01:07:30,066 --> 01:07:31,366
Was used in the Battle of Midway
892
01:07:31,366 --> 01:07:34,033
God can we just cut the World War II lesson anyway.
893
01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:37,133
It is freezing out here. What th hell are we doing up here?
894
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:40,366
- I come here to think Rach. - Oh thats great!
895
01:07:40,533 --> 01:07:42,200
What are we going to do about Ken huh?
896
01:07:44,900 --> 01:07:48,633
What do you think Serge? Havent heard a word out of you.
897
01:07:49,933 --> 01:07:56,500
I have a theory. Its out there. Its either that or Kens schizo
898
01:07:56,766 --> 01:07:58,600
Alright now come on were listening to you.
899
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:02,866
- No its too stupid. - Of for Christs sake.
900
01:08:02,933 --> 01:08:04,400
Come on just tell us.
901
01:08:10,166 --> 01:08:15,633
Willy have you noticed any voices in Impulse mens room?
902
01:08:15,833 --> 01:08:18,300
You know I thought I was hearing someones conversation.
903
01:08:18,333 --> 01:08:19,466
So did I.
904
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:22,866
Rod said thin walls or something to that effect.
905
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,166
Now remember when Ken got soaked by that toilet?
906
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:26,700
I heard about that.
907
01:08:26,966 --> 01:08:31,133
Well I submit that wasnt a toilet fuck up.
908
01:08:31,633 --> 01:08:37,433
Indeed that was a deliberate attack on his person.
909
01:08:37,566 --> 01:08:40,566
By an evil other worldly being.
910
01:08:40,866 --> 01:08:43,866
The spirit of Teddy Homicide.
911
01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:45,800
Gimme a break.
912
01:08:46,066 --> 01:08:48,033
Yes thats it. It must be.
913
01:08:48,300 --> 01:08:52,100
Ten years ago I roadie for Rod just before started recording at
914
01:08:52,100 --> 01:08:55,733
Impulse. The band and Impulse came to a bloody end with
915
01:08:55,733 --> 01:08:58,600
Teddy Homicide their singer and guitarist killed.
916
01:08:59,133 --> 01:09:03,033
His entire group, his girlfriend the engineer and delivery boy
917
01:09:03,033 --> 01:09:07,366
for no known reason. He than proceeded to the mens room
918
01:09:07,366 --> 01:09:10,766
where he drowned himself in that very toilet.
919
01:09:10,766 --> 01:09:14,600
Now after a long investigation the place was padlocked.
920
01:09:15,066 --> 01:09:18,766
And I think the spirit of Teddy waited in the plumbing
921
01:09:18,833 --> 01:09:21,166
ten years for a host body.
922
01:09:21,633 --> 01:09:24,633
Now before you say Ive gone mad.
923
01:09:24,966 --> 01:09:29,500
Isnt Ken exhibiting very Teddy Homicide like characteristics?
924
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:37,300
He looks different. He acts different. His music different.
925
01:09:37,966 --> 01:09:43,500
I say to you Ken Travis became Tommy Homicide when he
926
01:09:43,533 --> 01:09:46,500
was christened by that toilet.
927
01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:49,800
- Hes gone mad. - I think he is on a roll.
928
01:09:51,933 --> 01:09:53,966
What is the matter with him?
929
01:09:54,400 --> 01:10:00,333
When he over exerts his brain he thinks he is a televangelist.
930
01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:02,300
I seen this before.
931
01:10:04,066 --> 01:10:05,500
Oh shit.
932
01:10:13,533 --> 01:10:16,500
Somebody hold me down please. Somebody hold me down.
933
01:10:24,233 --> 01:10:26,400
Hurry up Willy!
934
01:10:31,100 --> 01:10:33,100
Ah!!
935
01:10:53,533 --> 01:10:56,500
Its a good thing you had that “serge” suppressor.
936
01:10:57,133 --> 01:11:00,400
Im sorry guys. You know all the years of born again...
937
01:11:00,566 --> 01:11:03,933
Yeah, yeah. Come on what are we doing about Ken?
938
01:11:04,066 --> 01:11:07,500
- Geez, listen I got a plan. - Alright.
939
01:11:09,066 --> 01:11:12,100
Now Teddy Homicide was a notoriously bad guitarist
940
01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:15,100
and some nights he would be on stage with his arms
941
01:11:15,100 --> 01:11:17,766
limply dangling at his side. He was so inept.
942
01:11:17,866 --> 01:11:20,866
Alright so heres my plan.
943
01:11:23,366 --> 01:11:26,333
(music)
944
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:46,766
Yeah, yeah.
945
01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:52,900
Where are we?
946
01:12:53,566 --> 01:12:54,666
Oh my god!
947
01:12:58,133 --> 01:12:59,366
Unbelievable.
948
01:13:00,266 --> 01:13:02,000
You like it?!
949
01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:04,233
Its amazing.
950
01:13:04,866 --> 01:13:06,866
I think its amazing myself!
951
01:13:21,966 --> 01:13:23,333
Woo!
952
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:33,033
You can run laps in here! Can I move in?
953
01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:36,666
I can cancel my health club membership.
954
01:13:40,033 --> 01:13:41,700
Wheres the bed?
955
01:13:47,533 --> 01:13:49,266
I dont see any bed.
956
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:52,633
I found it!
957
01:14:00,100 --> 01:14:01,233
What about me?
958
01:14:06,333 --> 01:14:08,733
You ladies are going to enjoy this!
959
01:14:09,866 --> 01:14:11,500
Its great!
960
01:14:13,933 --> 01:14:15,033
Ill show you how to do it.
961
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:36,666
Oh Ken.
962
01:14:38,433 --> 01:14:39,866
Oh look at this stuff.
963
01:14:39,966 --> 01:14:45,866
Warning ingestion will cause brain damage.
964
01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:50,933
You got it wrong.
965
01:14:50,933 --> 01:14:53,100
Now I aint got it. But Ill do it.
966
01:14:54,233 --> 01:14:55,833
He still hasnt come home.
967
01:14:55,866 --> 01:14:57,233
Dont sweat it Rach.
968
01:14:58,366 --> 01:14:59,866
Where the hell is Serge?
969
01:14:59,866 --> 01:15:02,700
The one day he absolutely promised to be on time.
970
01:15:09,966 --> 01:15:11,666
Oh sheez!
971
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:16,566
Everybody chill out!
972
01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:21,033
Ah!!
973
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:32,933
License and registration.
974
01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:34,600
Ok officer.
975
01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:40,433
Excuse me sir you were going awfully fast there.
976
01:15:40,666 --> 01:15:42,866
One of the young ladies in labor perhaps?
977
01:15:46,100 --> 01:15:49,333
Shh!! Gee not for another nine months.
978
01:15:55,066 --> 01:15:57,900
Officer, off, yes.
979
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:04,800
We are just polishing off a few quarts this grain alcohol.
980
01:16:05,133 --> 01:16:08,600
Which you are, do you care to join us?
981
01:16:15,333 --> 01:16:16,400
Here he comes.
982
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,500
Hello Wil! Yo look!
983
01:16:29,233 --> 01:16:32,533
Rachel! My favorite horderve.
984
01:16:35,966 --> 01:16:36,933
Wait a second.
985
01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:39,600
I want you to meet this chum of mine.
986
01:16:39,666 --> 01:16:42,066
This here is Elvis.
987
01:16:45,933 --> 01:16:47,866
- Elvis! - Fuck you!
988
01:16:48,033 --> 01:16:50,100
You, you, you.
989
01:16:53,866 --> 01:16:56,866
Come on in ladies, dont be a stranger.
990
01:17:02,466 --> 01:17:04,133
His name is Elvis.
991
01:17:04,166 --> 01:17:05,833
Elvis Hitler!
992
01:17:06,266 --> 01:17:09,266
Elvis Hitler? Nice name.
993
01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:16,600
Hes our new keyboard player.
994
01:17:17,533 --> 01:17:20,133
Ken Im afraid I got some beat news for you.
995
01:17:26,566 --> 01:17:27,600
What!
996
01:17:28,333 --> 01:17:30,433
You erased me guitar part!
997
01:17:30,700 --> 01:17:32,100
Im really, really sorry.
998
01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:37,300
No big deal. Just do it again. take you five minutes.
999
01:17:37,466 --> 01:17:40,066
But I dont want to do it again!
1000
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:42,566
I played it once, I aint going to play it again!
1001
01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:46,333
Dont get all bent out of shape over it. Just do it!
1002
01:17:48,066 --> 01:17:52,200
Alright, alright. I can do it.
1003
01:17:52,866 --> 01:17:56,133
Get the hell away from me you bloody tarts!
1004
01:18:00,666 --> 01:18:04,066
Now if he cant play this difficult guitar part,
1005
01:18:04,100 --> 01:18:08,800
it will tell if it is Ken is Ken or Teddy Homicide.
1006
01:18:13,266 --> 01:18:14,400
All set.
1007
01:18:15,266 --> 01:18:17,266
Get the fuck away from me!
1008
01:18:17,933 --> 01:18:19,133
Ready.
1009
01:18:20,166 --> 01:18:23,500
Take Two. Rolling.
1010
01:18:28,700 --> 01:18:31,233
Elvis Im going to fucking kill you!
1011
01:18:43,633 --> 01:18:45,400
Ok, cut.
1012
01:18:46,133 --> 01:18:47,966
Ok let me try it again.
1013
01:18:48,100 --> 01:18:49,533
Take two, rolling.
1014
01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:06,866
Alright Homicide hands up! We know who you really are.
1015
01:19:06,933 --> 01:19:08,200
What the hell!
1016
01:19:09,033 --> 01:19:11,233
Get the fuck out of here.
1017
01:19:11,933 --> 01:19:14,200
Stupid humans.
1018
01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:17,966
You havent fucking seen the last of me.
1019
01:19:18,233 --> 01:19:19,666
Ha! Ha! Ha!
1020
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:22,800
Turn off that octive reverb you asshole!
1021
01:19:23,933 --> 01:19:28,033
Too many evil spirits.
1022
01:19:28,300 --> 01:19:31,300
Teddy Homicide is back.
1023
01:19:31,966 --> 01:19:34,966
Now prepare to die!
1024
01:20:00,766 --> 01:20:05,000
Looks like I need my little tissue.
1025
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:18,200
How did that hurt? That hurts!
1026
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,633
Willy look out!
1027
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:19,033
Farewell me lovely.
1028
01:21:24,866 --> 01:21:28,500
So you like to try messing with me?
1029
01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:30,100
Shrimp!
1030
01:21:54,866 --> 01:21:56,433
Get up like you can fight back!
1031
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:23,033
Damn shame. Look at that mess you made! Wipe that up!
1032
01:22:28,133 --> 01:22:29,833
Its wearing off.
1033
01:22:32,366 --> 01:22:33,866
I got troubles now.
1034
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:44,400
Oh damn Rachel.
1035
01:22:44,433 --> 01:22:48,433
Rachel Im sorry. Im sorry Im late.
1036
01:22:48,866 --> 01:22:52,900
But I was out partying with this cute lady cop.
1037
01:23:10,233 --> 01:23:11,266
My drums.
1038
01:23:17,833 --> 01:23:20,833
Homicide you broke my drums.
1039
01:23:20,966 --> 01:23:24,900
Serge at last we meet. Me old nemesis.
1040
01:23:25,866 --> 01:23:30,300
Whats this old nemesis crap? I humped your amps for two weeks
1041
01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:34,333
I know that but it sounds more dramatic the other way.
1042
01:23:34,833 --> 01:23:39,033
Sorry about your drums. Allow me to make amends.
1043
01:24:03,966 --> 01:24:07,766
Oh my drums! Oh that bastard!
1044
01:24:16,233 --> 01:24:19,233
Hey, you.
1045
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:34,166
Come on Willy. Come on wake up.
1046
01:24:34,266 --> 01:24:35,933
Wake up Willy damnit.
1047
01:24:39,833 --> 01:24:43,066
Hey you get to fire your machine gun.
1048
01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:52,666
- Hey you cant smoke in here. - Fuck him.
1049
01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:55,333
You look like it came out of a Cusinart.
1050
01:24:57,233 --> 01:24:58,766
Yeah what of it.
1051
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:01,333
Hey I was just asking is all.
1052
01:25:03,333 --> 01:25:06,333
Hey youre not a bad looking number, hey.
1053
01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:07,966
- Turn around. - Hey.
1054
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,366
You got a nice bit of tail there.
1055
01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:10,633
How about showing me some of it?
1056
01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:12,033
You cant talk to me like that.
1057
01:25:12,066 --> 01:25:13,900
Who the hell do you think you are?
1058
01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:18,866
Im Homicide. Teddy Homicide.
1059
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:22,733
I dont believe it. Youre alive.
1060
01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:24,700
I always knew you were still alive.
1061
01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:28,400
I was your biggest fan. I have all albums on CD.
1062
01:25:28,633 --> 01:25:31,000
You have me albums on civil defense?
1063
01:25:31,133 --> 01:25:32,600
I used to have such a crush on you.
1064
01:25:32,666 --> 01:25:34,500
I wanted to see you guys when you toured with social disease.
1065
01:25:34,666 --> 01:25:37,100
But my mom wouldnt let me go cause I was only thirteen.
1066
01:25:37,233 --> 01:25:39,533
- Oh my god. - You had a crush on me?
1067
01:25:45,933 --> 01:25:48,366
Regular machine guns arent ay good on this guy.
1068
01:25:48,466 --> 01:25:50,800
Get some other goodies from my bag.
1069
01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:53,800
Woah! That I think should do nicely.
1070
01:25:58,500 --> 01:26:00,566
Wait a minute. I got to pay it forward.
1071
01:26:00,733 --> 01:26:02,133
You guys go ahead I got to make a phone call.
1072
01:26:02,333 --> 01:26:04,666
- What? - Trust me on this one. Go!
1073
01:26:04,866 --> 01:26:06,800
Come on well take the stairs, faster.
1074
01:26:18,866 --> 01:26:21,200
Yeah hello is this 555-ZINC?
1075
01:26:21,766 --> 01:26:24,766
- Debbie you slut! - Unhand her!
1076
01:26:24,866 --> 01:26:29,100
Stop right there! One move and Ill kill this wench.
1077
01:26:29,100 --> 01:26:31,200
Destroy them. Fire that thing Willy!
1078
01:26:38,766 --> 01:26:41,566
Oh Debbie, Debbie come on. Please be ok honey.
1079
01:26:41,766 --> 01:26:43,633
You owe me fifty bucks.
1080
01:26:49,333 --> 01:26:52,333
Come on he is heading to Central Park. Lets go.
1081
01:27:03,233 --> 01:27:04,766
You got him Willy.
1082
01:27:07,966 --> 01:27:09,600
You missed him Willy.
1083
01:27:20,500 --> 01:27:23,033
Im shooting him and nothing is happening.
1084
01:28:04,766 --> 01:28:07,366
- Damn he took evasive action. - Look there he is.
1085
01:28:29,133 --> 01:28:31,300
Oh boys!
1086
01:28:40,100 --> 01:28:41,933
You got me!
1087
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:03,533
Youve hit the tree.
1088
01:29:48,933 --> 01:29:52,766
My friend! So good to see you.
1089
01:29:56,300 --> 01:29:59,300
Great to see you guys but I got get out of here.
1090
01:30:01,466 --> 01:30:03,233
You come celebrate with us.
1091
01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:05,100
I really love to chat but...
1092
01:30:07,100 --> 01:30:10,133
You dont wear city camouflage in the woods.
1093
01:30:10,266 --> 01:30:14,000
Green mate! You got to wear green in a forest.
1094
01:30:14,666 --> 01:30:16,200
Did you see him?
1095
01:30:18,233 --> 01:30:19,633
I gotta get out of here.
1096
01:30:19,633 --> 01:30:23,233
But you are wearing purple. You look like a big moose.
1097
01:30:30,333 --> 01:30:32,800
Lets go! We gotta get out of here now!
1098
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,000
Anything just hurry up alright.
1099
01:30:47,266 --> 01:30:50,366
Look at me darling, read my mouth, theres danger involved.
1100
01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:52,466
Every toilet in this whole town can blow up.
1101
01:30:52,500 --> 01:30:53,800
And Im not taking responsibility.
1102
01:30:53,833 --> 01:30:56,233
Fine Percible I will accept the responsibility!
1103
01:30:56,300 --> 01:30:58,566
- Just do it! - Ok its done.
1104
01:30:58,666 --> 01:31:00,933
Give me this liquid stuff.
1105
01:31:04,266 --> 01:31:05,166
Hold that.
1106
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:09,433
Lets do religious things.
1107
01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:55,166
There he goes! Come on!
1108
01:32:07,966 --> 01:32:12,233
You get him that time! Nothing stops him!
1109
01:32:16,333 --> 01:32:22,666
(voice: I hear your request. Percible and hearby grant it. )
1110
01:32:23,366 --> 01:32:26,366
(voice: I summon the spirit of Teddy Homicide.)
1111
01:32:26,666 --> 01:32:29,666
(voice: From across the sky.)
1112
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:32,300
Youll never take me alive!
1113
01:32:32,533 --> 01:32:35,533
(voice: I return him to the toilet of incarceration.)
1114
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:39,900
(voice: You Percible must complete the exorcism.)
1115
01:32:40,033 --> 01:32:44,200
(voice: So that God,shit, Travis can be free.)
1116
01:32:45,100 --> 01:32:54,166
(voice: You must vanquish the evil. Than normalcy restored).
1117
01:32:57,266 --> 01:33:00,333
(voice: Ashes to ashes. Flesh to flesh.
1118
01:33:02,533 --> 01:33:06,666
(voice: I return you to the toilet.)
1119
01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:13,200
(voice: Back to the toilet with you.)
1120
01:33:23,966 --> 01:33:26,966
Travis, Travis!.
1121
01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:33,766
Are you alright?
1122
01:33:34,066 --> 01:33:36,066
How do I know its him Percy?
1123
01:33:36,333 --> 01:33:39,333
- Say something! - Ow! Ow!
1124
01:33:39,533 --> 01:33:42,533
Say something, say something!
1125
01:33:42,866 --> 01:33:44,400
Can we get married now?
1126
01:33:44,766 --> 01:33:46,500
I dont know Rachel.
1127
01:33:46,733 --> 01:33:48,600
Ah! Its you!
1128
01:33:49,433 --> 01:33:52,433
Excuse me. Excuse me!
1129
01:33:52,966 --> 01:33:54,700
How about thank you to Percy?
1130
01:33:54,800 --> 01:33:56,866
Thank you.
1131
01:33:57,100 --> 01:34:01,200
Oh youre welcome. Its least I can do for only sister.
1132
01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:02,700
Thank you.
1133
01:34:02,966 --> 01:34:04,066
Youre welcome. Youre welcome sweetheart.
1134
01:34:04,200 --> 01:34:05,333
Percible?
1135
01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:09,766
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