1 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:07,800 ♪♪♪ 2 00:00:34,733 --> 00:00:38,000 Suzy your boyfreind better get it right this time. 3 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:44,433 Teddy Homicide Punk, stupid guy cant even play god damn note. 4 00:00:45,033 --> 00:00:47,166 And here it comes. 5 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:48,833 Guitar solo. 6 00:00:53,133 --> 00:00:54,333 What? What happen? 7 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,166 You missed queue again. 8 00:00:57,233 --> 00:01:00,066 Listen man youre wearing all the oxide off the tape. 9 00:01:00,166 --> 00:01:02,166 What do you say we take a break for lunch? 10 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:04,066 Suzy here will order some pizza. 11 00:01:04,066 --> 00:01:05,766 No! No! Ill get it right this time! 12 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:07,300 I promise. Honest. Please. 13 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:11,666 Take number fifty seven Mr. Homicide if you please. 14 00:01:20,133 --> 00:01:22,533 Come away with me you bastard. 15 00:01:22,633 --> 00:01:24,866 Come away with me you bastard. 16 00:01:33,566 --> 00:01:34,900 Here it comes. 17 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:38,300 Three. 18 00:01:40,566 --> 00:01:41,733 Two. 19 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:44,500 One. 20 00:01:49,633 --> 00:01:51,366 And...now. 21 00:02:01,766 --> 00:02:04,366 You order this pizza? 22 00:02:06,266 --> 00:02:08,800 Thats a twenty two fifty. 23 00:02:15,133 --> 00:02:17,000 Oh no, Teddy dont! 24 00:02:17,433 --> 00:02:21,033 [screams] 25 00:02:31,766 --> 00:02:33,866 Ill get you bastards! 26 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,033 Fucking piece of shit. 27 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:06,866 Oh pizza. 28 00:03:08,366 --> 00:03:10,600 Dont mind of I do squire. 29 00:03:15,766 --> 00:03:17,733 Why its fucking cold! 30 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Suzy. 31 00:03:33,466 --> 00:03:34,133 Oh well. 32 00:03:34,466 --> 00:03:35,333 Sorry. 33 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:46,266 Bring it on. 34 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:48,133 Salute ye mates. 35 00:03:48,366 --> 00:03:48,966 Cheer Ye O. 36 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,366 Bottoms Up. 37 00:04:13,966 --> 00:04:16,933 ♪♪♪ 38 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,166 Really got them on that one huh. 39 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,700 Well that it, uh, for us folks. Thanks alot you been great. 40 00:04:44,766 --> 00:04:48,100 And, uh, we sure appreciate anything that you can give us. 41 00:04:48,233 --> 00:04:49,600 That would be really great too. 42 00:04:50,366 --> 00:04:52,966 Look were going to be playing down at the spitfire club 43 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,100 if you liked us on Thursday and Saturday. 44 00:04:55,266 --> 00:05:01,133 Well be right back here on this corner next Tuesday at noon. 45 00:05:04,633 --> 00:05:06,300 Were called Banned. 46 00:05:06,566 --> 00:05:08,933 And our album Stand and Deliver 47 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:13,000 is available on Broken Record label, its at 48 00:05:13,766 --> 00:05:14,766 Tower Records. 49 00:05:16,666 --> 00:05:17,966 Thanks a heap. 50 00:05:20,866 --> 00:05:24,133 Jesus H Christ on a ten speed with no seat, look at this. 51 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:25,100 Just look at this. 52 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,166 Well it could be worse. It could be raining. 53 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:29,500 Yeah, yeah, whatever money we collected could be tainted with 54 00:05:29,566 --> 00:05:30,333 leprosy too. 55 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,966 We atleast we made enough money to cover the rental equipment. 56 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,033 I think we got about sixty five dollars. 57 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:37,366 Sixty nine dollars and forty four cents. 58 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:39,300 Thats simply fabulous. 59 00:05:39,433 --> 00:05:43,233 We sweat derrière off for net profit minus sixteen dollars. 60 00:05:43,666 --> 00:05:45,533 Well I had it Ken. 61 00:05:45,666 --> 00:05:48,033 This little scheme of yours to yield us exposure 62 00:05:48,133 --> 00:05:50,900 has given me dreams of impending foreclosure on my lot. 63 00:05:51,533 --> 00:05:54,533 If it wasnt for my solo act, I be eating dumpster scrapings 64 00:05:54,733 --> 00:05:56,666 and sleeping in a glad bag. 65 00:05:56,866 --> 00:05:58,966 Well Im getting really tired of this. Understand. 66 00:05:59,033 --> 00:06:00,800 I want to be in a band that is going to make some money. 67 00:06:00,933 --> 00:06:02,766 And I dont want to stand in the cold. And this is getting to be 68 00:06:02,933 --> 00:06:04,266 a real pain in the butt. 69 00:06:04,533 --> 00:06:06,933 Kelseys right Ken we are operating at a deficit. 70 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,133 We need to make some cash. 71 00:06:08,233 --> 00:06:10,533 My national guard pay barely keeps me alive. 72 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:15,700 Ill get the van. 73 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,866 Hey I think I got a way over this beach head. 74 00:06:18,933 --> 00:06:21,933 What do you say we confer over a few solid margaritas. 75 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,566 Look Willy Im not particularly interested in alcohol right now. 76 00:06:30,966 --> 00:06:33,433 Drinking in the afternoon just gives me a headache. 77 00:06:34,433 --> 00:06:38,333 Well I guess you are all wondering why I called all down. 78 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,866 I have a viable strategic proposal. 79 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,966 I told you about my brothers new studio, right. 80 00:06:44,766 --> 00:06:47,500 My brother bought the old Impulse Recording Studio. 81 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:49,800 The one that went broke about ten years ago 82 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,166 after the Teddy Homicide massacre. 83 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,000 I roadie for him. For a month. 84 00:06:53,166 --> 00:06:54,666 At the tender age of seventeen. 85 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,666 He bought the place for some crazy price. 86 00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:00,333 And hes been fixing it up installing lots new equipment. 87 00:07:00,533 --> 00:07:02,300 Yeah hes almost ready to open. 88 00:07:02,433 --> 00:07:03,600 Rotting Filth is what they call themselves. 89 00:07:03,666 --> 00:07:04,933 What a name and what characters. 90 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,100 Psychotic drug addicts all of them. 91 00:07:07,966 --> 00:07:09,600 Willy finish please. 92 00:07:10,433 --> 00:07:12,700 As I said hes almost ready to open. 93 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:15,466 He just need a test band to work the bugs out of the place. 94 00:07:15,566 --> 00:07:17,666 Thats perfect for our band. 95 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:21,133 Now if I call up Sid at Broken Records, 96 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:24,533 and tell him we found a phenomen price break at a studio. 97 00:07:24,566 --> 00:07:25,433 Hell jump at it. 98 00:07:25,866 --> 00:07:28,433 Ill tell him put all the rest of money into publicity. 99 00:07:29,033 --> 00:07:31,566 I really dont know if its the right time. 100 00:07:32,033 --> 00:07:33,200 But than again. 101 00:07:34,433 --> 00:07:37,366 You know it might be like a real chance or something. 102 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:39,800 Well what do you think? 103 00:07:40,166 --> 00:07:41,100 No comments? 104 00:07:42,666 --> 00:07:45,500 Why Willy you sly dog its brilliant. 105 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,100 It might even be feasible. 106 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:48,633 Lets do it. 107 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:50,633 Im down like now. 108 00:07:51,433 --> 00:07:53,433 No way man itll never work. 109 00:07:53,533 --> 00:07:54,933 What if this place has tech problems. 110 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:55,666 Serge. 111 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,866 Cant you ever be positive? 112 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:59,200 If this thing works, it works. 113 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,866 If it doesnt well then? 114 00:08:00,933 --> 00:08:01,900 Ill kill myself. 115 00:08:06,266 --> 00:08:08,400 But it could be the chance of a lifetime. 116 00:08:08,766 --> 00:08:11,266 Provided of course Impulse doesnt not turn out to be 117 00:08:11,333 --> 00:08:12,600 the recording studio from hell. 118 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:23,900 Rod I had it. 119 00:08:24,066 --> 00:08:26,566 Do you think a thirteen hour work day is long enough? 120 00:08:26,566 --> 00:08:28,166 Hmm? What? 121 00:08:28,366 --> 00:08:30,866 Oh, youre right baby. 122 00:08:31,066 --> 00:08:33,566 Sorry. Well bounce the outboard sequences tomorrow. 123 00:08:33,666 --> 00:08:34,533 Were outta here. 124 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:35,700 All right. 125 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:40,033 Huh? 126 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,433 Emergency medical service. You report a shooting here? 127 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,733 A shooting? Whats he talking about Rod? 128 00:08:44,966 --> 00:08:46,300 I think you boys are a little late. 129 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,100 Last shooting here was ten years ago. 130 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:49,433 What! 131 00:08:49,666 --> 00:08:50,633 Come on! 132 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:53,933 Look Im sorry. 133 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:56,200 Were having trouble with our ambulances. 134 00:08:56,466 --> 00:08:57,533 Second time this week. 135 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,600 You are suppose to be on maintenance this week. 136 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:05,400 Dont hit me ok. 137 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:14,066 So uh, Rod youre going to see your girlfriend tonight? 138 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:15,733 No she has to work. 139 00:09:15,833 --> 00:09:18,333 Yeah, so, how about it? 140 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:19,700 How about what? 141 00:09:21,266 --> 00:09:22,033 You know. 142 00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:24,266 They fixed the toilet up here. Didnt they? 143 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:26,366 I was going to shlep downstairs but hang on just a second 144 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:27,166 Ill be right with you. 145 00:09:27,866 --> 00:09:29,000 [dripping] 146 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,833 [toilet: I am watching.] 147 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,300 [toilet: Bloody hell!] 148 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:34,633 [toilet: garbled sound] 149 00:09:36,066 --> 00:09:39,733 [toilet: garbled sound] 150 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:44,100 [toilet: garbled sound] 151 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:47,533 Strange noises in the mens room. 152 00:09:47,533 --> 00:09:49,566 Were going to have to put in sound proofing tomorrow. 153 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:50,066 Terrific. 154 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,066 Come on Debbie I thought you wanted to hurry up. 155 00:09:57,166 --> 00:09:58,166 Im coming. Im coming. 156 00:09:58,333 --> 00:10:00,666 Yeah I always save my brass man. 157 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:03,033 You have any idea what ammo goes for these days. 158 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:04,766 If youre careful you can repack. 159 00:10:04,866 --> 00:10:06,966 How much is ammo for that 44 you always wear? 160 00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:09,333 For the eagle it is about eight dollars a box. 161 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,833 This baby takes ten in the clip and one in the breach. 162 00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:12,866 Damnit Willy! 163 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,233 You and your damn guns. Put that thing away. 164 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:16,000 Its dangerous. 165 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:18,566 Hey dont go giving me that pacifist crap. 166 00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:21,000 I dont make no judgements about you, alright. 167 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,566 Hey that a real beaut. 168 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:25,333 I bet you can blow a hole the size of basketball in someone. 169 00:10:25,366 --> 00:10:26,733 George look out!! 170 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,133 What the hell! 171 00:10:31,766 --> 00:10:33,366 Dont touch me! 172 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,933 Dont touch me motherfucker! 173 00:10:37,066 --> 00:10:40,066 No! No! 174 00:10:40,233 --> 00:10:42,366 Are you nuts you almost killed us. 175 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,666 Only a couple points for a bag lady. 176 00:10:44,766 --> 00:10:47,300 Serge man you almost killed that woman! 177 00:10:47,366 --> 00:10:49,333 You been watching where the hell you been going. 178 00:10:49,466 --> 00:10:51,166 You almost wrecked my van for a goddamn bum. 179 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,300 You have no regard for human suffering. 180 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,133 Is she any less of a person cause shes homeless. 181 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:01,333 ♪♪♪ 182 00:11:24,366 --> 00:11:25,433 Hi honey. 183 00:11:27,066 --> 00:11:27,900 Hi sweetie. 184 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:31,200 What is that youre listening to? 185 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:34,766 Its called The Sleaze and I like them very much, alright. 186 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:35,900 I hate them. 187 00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:37,266 Put a fucking coke in it. 188 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:39,266 So you ready to go or what? 189 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,433 Oh God. 190 00:11:41,566 --> 00:11:44,400 I cant. I cant go. I got an opening in three weeks. 191 00:11:44,466 --> 00:11:46,766 Did you forget? And I aint got anything finished. 192 00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:48,466 Come on honey, dont be a slug. 193 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,466 You promised you go with me tonight. 194 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:51,833 I cant go. 195 00:11:51,866 --> 00:11:52,866 Yes you can. 196 00:11:52,933 --> 00:11:54,333 Theres no way. 197 00:11:55,800 --> 00:12:00,066 Now who exactly is this suppose to be? 198 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,700 This is personal. 199 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:04,533 Oh yeah your crazy brother the plumber. 200 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:06,766 So why are we so fixated on this guy? 201 00:12:06,966 --> 00:12:09,233 Again I am not fixated on him. 202 00:12:09,566 --> 00:12:11,333 And he wasnt just a plumber. 203 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,066 He was actually studying to be a priest. 204 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,333 Just Daddy wanted him to have a trade to fall back on. 205 00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:18,633 Amazing a plumber who wants to be a priest. 206 00:12:19,033 --> 00:12:20,500 Just dont understand. 207 00:12:21,266 --> 00:12:25,400 Just wish he would call me. Been over a year since out seminary. 208 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,833 He was a loon right. 209 00:12:29,866 --> 00:12:31,100 Let it go. 210 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,433 If youre going to make fun of my family you can put your 211 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,700 back in your pants. No! I love your family. 212 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,833 Oh yeah. 213 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,400 ♪♪♪ 214 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,533 The show, come on. 215 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,200 Its really funny. Intensely weird stuff. 216 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:10,433 You just want to go cause youre hot for her. 217 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:11,866 Are you kidding? No! 218 00:13:12,266 --> 00:13:15,266 I promised her six weeks ago that we come see it. 219 00:13:16,066 --> 00:13:19,066 How can you say that? You know I love you. 220 00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:23,500 Slobbering random beast bent on you serving the homogenous 221 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,133 proletariat neo-nazi hedonist. 222 00:13:26,266 --> 00:13:31,066 The divine wonderment corrupted only by Oscar Meyers style. 223 00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:34,500 Yes I am the cow. 224 00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:38,833 Savior of all that is pure and evolved. 225 00:13:41,266 --> 00:13:43,033 Can not believe you drive me to this. 226 00:13:43,266 --> 00:13:45,166 This is the worst piece of shit I have ever seen in my life. 227 00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:46,433 Can we go home please? 228 00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:48,266 Come on this stuff is hysterical. 229 00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:51,800 Consume me with genocidal canabilistic needs. 230 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:55,966 Besides she doesnt take this anymore seriously than we do. 231 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,166 From my maggots eaten... 232 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:02,766 Yum. Those look great. And good for you too. 233 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,400 You know we been living together for a year and half now. 234 00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:15,933 We ever going to get married? 235 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:21,233 Oh gee, I dont know. I guess. Maybe. 236 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,133 Moo!! 237 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,500 Ha! Ha! Ha! 238 00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:30,133 You people dont care about any of this! 239 00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:32,633 This is all bullshit to you. 240 00:14:33,966 --> 00:14:35,900 My inner most soul. 241 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:38,133 My very emotional foundation. 242 00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:39,800 And youre not listening to me?! 243 00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:45,000 All youre interested in is sex. Filthy sex pigs, everyone of you 244 00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:48,766 You all just want to see me strip? Right? 245 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,733 You want to see my breasts? 246 00:14:50,866 --> 00:14:51,666 Oh yeah! 247 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,133 Show me your breasts! 248 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:58,900 Ha! Ha! Ha! 249 00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:09,333 Ah! Ah! Ah! 250 00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:26,500 Honestly, I didnt mean anything by it. 251 00:15:26,766 --> 00:15:27,900 Shut up. Alright. 252 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,033 First you drag me out! It was a joke! 253 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:41,700 Ah! Ah! Ah! 254 00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:48,666 So that would work out to what? 255 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,466 Five thousand dollars plus tapes. 256 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,433 Youre label is never going to believe you. 257 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,666 Damn good thing this is so cheap. 258 00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:59,266 He is going to jump at this. Let me give him call right now. 259 00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:00,766 Yeah lets get him over here. 260 00:16:00,866 --> 00:16:03,933 So Debbie whats Rods girlfriend like? 261 00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:08,866 Tall! Fucking amazon. Print ad model. 262 00:16:08,866 --> 00:16:13,166 Brain dead type or something. He wont even look at me. 263 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,566 Hey better refocus and pronto. 264 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:18,566 There is nothing worse than wanting someone you cant have. 265 00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:23,666 I mean look at him. Hes thirty, handsome and what a butt. 266 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:29,600 Lets face it. No offense but he have anyone he wants. 267 00:16:29,733 --> 00:16:30,700 Up here. Yeah. 268 00:16:31,466 --> 00:16:32,700 Why should he want you? 269 00:16:33,066 --> 00:16:36,800 I know. I guess I am just lonely or something. 270 00:16:37,233 --> 00:16:39,966 Uh oh. Let me give you one piece of advice. 271 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,633 Stay away from Serge. 272 00:16:42,766 --> 00:16:43,466 Who? 273 00:16:43,766 --> 00:16:46,133 Our drummer, real slithering fellow. 274 00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:49,466 He never believe he was a born again christian. 275 00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:53,066 His dad was a televangelist. Decimated his mind. 276 00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:57,833 Heed my words. Avoid Serge at all costs. 277 00:17:00,733 --> 00:17:03,900 This place is fantastic. When can we start? 278 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,866 Well I still have to realign recorders, there is a few minor. 279 00:17:09,966 --> 00:17:11,100 We can start tomorrow. 280 00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:12,933 Tomorrow! Trail by fire. 281 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:16,000 Rats! I wanted Serge to see this place. 282 00:17:16,133 --> 00:17:17,566 Where the hell is he anyway? 283 00:17:21,066 --> 00:17:22,300 Oh yeah! 284 00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:32,800 Oh yeah! 285 00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:43,500 Oh shit! Shit! Come on baby! Lets go! Lets go! 286 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:47,300 [alarm rings] 287 00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:54,833 Come on baby! Come on! 288 00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,733 Come on you taking too long! 289 00:18:02,066 --> 00:18:05,266 Heres your dress. Lets go! 290 00:18:05,966 --> 00:18:08,833 By the time we get the tapes Ill have lead sheets. 291 00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:10,500 I think its workable. 292 00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:13,700 We can also practice individual while the rest dubbing tracks. 293 00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:17,266 Ok here is the word, he has to run it by high command. 294 00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:19,133 But it sounded A-OK to him. 295 00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:21,366 Its going to take about two weeks to get the money together. 296 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:24,666 But he practically assured me this thing is just going to fly. 297 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:27,366 This could be it. We start tomorrow! 298 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:32,233 So glad Serge can be part of the decision making process. 299 00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:34,233 Hi guys. Sorry Im late. 300 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:41,100 Wow nice place! Did I miss anything? 301 00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:44,366 Nice you can make it Serge. 302 00:18:45,066 --> 00:18:47,500 Excuse me I got to go to the little cowboys room. 303 00:19:02,066 --> 00:19:03,233 [coughing] 304 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:07,433 [toilet: Hey Hey you wait a minute. Down here.] 305 00:19:07,933 --> 00:19:08,966 Excuse me. 306 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:13,300 [toilet: Here here mate down here in the bowl.] 307 00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:15,000 Oh yeah. 308 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,566 [toilet: Ten friggin years I been stuck down here.] 309 00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:34,133 Ah Ha! 310 00:19:35,866 --> 00:19:37,000 Ah ha what? 311 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,666 Uh, its nothing, I... 312 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,366 The bathroom, I heard a... 313 00:19:49,433 --> 00:19:50,433 Nothing. 314 00:19:58,233 --> 00:20:01,766 Dont mind him hes using too much mental floss. 315 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:11,666 You have the most amazing eyes, you know that. 316 00:20:11,966 --> 00:20:14,633 Like two lipid pools. 317 00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:19,600 My eyes are like pools of fat. 318 00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:21,366 Huh? Huh? 319 00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:30,533 Hey I have a van and passes to the Spitfire club. 320 00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:32,700 Were playing there tomorrow night you know. 321 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:33,533 Really? 322 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:47,433 Ah!! Oh God, Why did I let you t me into this! 323 00:20:47,466 --> 00:20:49,800 Get ready for tomorrow. 324 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,800 I beg your pardon. 325 00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:53,900 G. Gordon Liddy said it. Or was it Ed Neese? 326 00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:57,866 Anyhow it is the exercise, it is how you feel. 327 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,333 So why you think I introduced you two guys. 328 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:05,900 Cause you gave up on me after years of fruitless pursuit. 329 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,666 Well I also thought you be a strengthening influence. 330 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,300 And if you notice Ken is like... 331 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,200 How shall we say without a backbone. 332 00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:16,333 So you mean he is a wimp. 333 00:21:16,633 --> 00:21:20,966 Well now, now those are your words and not mine. 334 00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:24,133 The idea was its suppose to be reciprocal, your character rub 335 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,366 off a bit on him and him off a bit on you. 336 00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:28,233 Make him into a man. 337 00:21:29,866 --> 00:21:31,000 Like me. 338 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,033 Even his music is whisy whashy. 339 00:21:34,066 --> 00:21:36,566 The cruel light of day begins to die. 340 00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:42,133 His songs are overcomplicated, meandering and uncommercial. 341 00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:43,433 They suck. 342 00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:49,800 Hes going to sink us Rach. 343 00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:51,966 The new album will bomb just like the last one. 344 00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:54,833 We might as well chop our amps and use them as firewood. 345 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,600 And I am suppose to inspire him to prevent this. 346 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,033 I understand. 347 00:22:01,066 --> 00:22:03,733 Kent I can not believe we have lived together for a year and 348 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,233 half and you never brought me here. 349 00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:07,466 You guys are loaded. Youre rich. 350 00:22:07,566 --> 00:22:10,000 Dad is. Im not. He doesnt like to share. 351 00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:11,733 Look I really do not want to talk about this. 352 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,233 Okay. This dinner, this whole thing is moms idea 353 00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:16,300 and I really do not want to be here. 354 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,766 Well Rachel Ken tells us you are going to be a great artist. 355 00:22:21,033 --> 00:22:22,633 Oh I really hope so Ms. Travis. 356 00:22:23,033 --> 00:22:26,800 I must say that your house is simply.... 357 00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:27,866 incredible. 358 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,366 Daddy did it all by himself. 359 00:22:29,666 --> 00:22:31,566 Daddy and I are going to Venice this summer. 360 00:22:31,733 --> 00:22:34,400 Venice, Italy. Daddy knows someone there in glass. 361 00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:37,333 Daddy says the only thing that is missing is an Italian... 362 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:42,733 I was just thinking, mister I want to be a musician. 363 00:22:43,633 --> 00:22:46,233 Where is your report card? 364 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,833 Its been a long time since I seen a report... 365 00:22:48,966 --> 00:22:51,633 Ken graduated college four years ago dear... 366 00:22:51,766 --> 00:22:54,300 Shut up you! Just you shut up! 367 00:22:54,633 --> 00:22:55,766 Shut up, shut up. 368 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,333 Im not in school Dad. Ilene is. 369 00:23:00,166 --> 00:23:04,400 Remember Ilene your daughter. Im a professional guitarist now 370 00:23:04,866 --> 00:23:09,366 Oh excuse me mister professional guitarist who cant find 371 00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:13,266 time to see his parents. Maybe once a month. 372 00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:16,433 Mister Im too busy to see his family. 373 00:23:16,566 --> 00:23:18,333 You call that a job! 374 00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:19,833 Shut up, shut up! 375 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,033 Thats no goddamn job! Youre twenty three years old and 376 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,533 you cant keep a goddamn job! 377 00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:28,366 Im twenty six Dad. 378 00:23:28,466 --> 00:23:30,500 And last year I pulled in about twenty grand. 379 00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:31,400 Huh! 380 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,300 Not great but its mostly tax free. 381 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:37,800 So Ilene, you still seeing Theodore? 382 00:23:37,966 --> 00:23:39,166 Theodore is a jerk. 383 00:23:39,233 --> 00:23:40,366 So Ilene tells me you are doing... 384 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,733 Shut up! Shut up, shut up! 385 00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:45,900 What are you playing in one of these punk rock groups!! 386 00:23:46,066 --> 00:23:47,700 Are you one of these kind of guys! 387 00:23:47,866 --> 00:23:49,900 That bites off the heads of snakes and chickens! 388 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:57,966 No Dad we are a jazz rock group called Banned. 389 00:23:58,466 --> 00:23:59,633 Banned?! 390 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,500 Banned, what the hell kinda name is that, Banned!? 391 00:24:03,533 --> 00:24:04,600 Its a pun Dad. 392 00:24:04,666 --> 00:24:05,433 Pun?! 393 00:24:05,433 --> 00:24:08,433 B a n n e d, get it? 394 00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:13,033 You know like censored, forbidden, prohibited. 395 00:24:13,533 --> 00:24:15,100 Get it! Banned! 396 00:24:16,766 --> 00:24:21,000 For this I put you through pre-med, pre-law school. 397 00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:24,333 So you can be a goddamn freaked out metalhead! 398 00:24:24,466 --> 00:24:26,466 A goddamn satanist!! 399 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,866 Dad, I was in pre-law for one week! 400 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,300 One week yeah! 401 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,533 Than they booted me out cause your check bounced. 402 00:24:32,666 --> 00:24:34,800 So I put myself through Berkley Music School! 403 00:24:34,966 --> 00:24:37,400 And I got a degree in jazz guitar. Remember! 404 00:24:38,733 --> 00:24:41,033 What? Jazz guitar. 405 00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:44,200 Whats jazz guitar? 406 00:24:52,833 --> 00:24:56,400 Ilene I hate to say stuff like when I was your age but, 407 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,966 man, I used to want to take an axe to him. 408 00:25:00,233 --> 00:25:03,033 Moms dizzy but Dad hes way out there. 409 00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:05,000 I dont know if its the booze or what? 410 00:25:05,333 --> 00:25:08,533 It wasnt till I was almost a basket case that I realized... 411 00:25:08,666 --> 00:25:10,600 Just ignore him. Thats all. 412 00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:11,866 Ignore him? 413 00:25:12,033 --> 00:25:14,866 How can ignore the fact that hes making my life miserable? 414 00:25:15,233 --> 00:25:20,366 Look Dad is an unreachable, drunken asshole. 415 00:25:20,533 --> 00:25:22,566 Nothing is ever going to change that. 416 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:25,700 Look Ilene, the only reason I come by here from time to time 417 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:28,733 is cause I miss you and Ma too. 418 00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:33,333 But I absolute refuse to let him get to me anymore. 419 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,966 Well thanks that a pretty packed answer. 420 00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:39,433 But I cant tune him out hes unavoidable. 421 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,500 And hes living in another century! 422 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,833 God forbid I should come home passed midnight. 423 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:47,233 And than he turns into the Spanish Inquisition. 424 00:25:48,566 --> 00:25:51,733 Now look before you know it youll be in California. 425 00:25:51,733 --> 00:25:55,733 And between school and that six foot three bronzed god 426 00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:58,766 youll no doubt be dating. All this will be a distant memory. 427 00:25:58,833 --> 00:26:00,566 Two more months. 428 00:26:00,566 --> 00:26:03,633 Ill let you come live with me but Rachel will blow a gasket. 429 00:26:03,666 --> 00:26:03,933 Oh please. 430 00:26:04,933 --> 00:26:07,133 But besides you made it through for eighteen years. 431 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:08,900 Whats a couple more months? 432 00:26:10,033 --> 00:26:11,500 How did you get so cute? 433 00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:14,166 You going to use that sing you wrote for me on your new album? 434 00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:16,200 I might. If you make the deans list. 435 00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:19,266 - You are a miserable rat. - Who loves you baby, huh? 436 00:26:20,433 --> 00:26:22,500 Where the hell is he!! 437 00:26:23,733 --> 00:26:25,366 Where the hell is Serge now? 438 00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:29,433 Ah!! 439 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,233 Very nice. 440 00:26:34,733 --> 00:26:36,466 (ticking) 441 00:26:36,466 --> 00:26:37,800 Oh shit! 442 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,000 Three hours worth! 443 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,133 (alarm) 444 00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:47,533 Im very late. 445 00:26:48,466 --> 00:26:53,466 - Come on back here. - No! No baby! Im late. 446 00:26:55,633 --> 00:26:59,233 Lets go! Come on lets go! Move! 447 00:27:12,866 --> 00:27:13,933 Were late! 448 00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:01,366 How much longer Serge? 449 00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:04,100 - Keep your pants on. - How much longer? 450 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,266 Costing money. 451 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,133 - Two seconds. - One thousand one... 452 00:28:12,433 --> 00:28:17,166 Rod this is Sid Besenthal from Broken Records. 453 00:28:17,266 --> 00:28:20,100 Hi Mr. Besenthal. I heard lot about you. 454 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,133 Was it good? 455 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:28,833 Well look at all these wonderful new machines. 456 00:28:28,966 --> 00:28:32,033 Ah techology, its all wonderful. 457 00:28:32,033 --> 00:28:37,333 Listen I got a few things I like to discuss with you. 458 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,533 No problem. 459 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:41,366 We can use the lounge. Can you cover for me? 460 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:42,633 Anytime big boy. 461 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,433 Would you care to partake? 462 00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:48,500 No thanks I try and stay clear of that shit. 463 00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:50,800 Cocaine makes me impedant and paranoid. 464 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:57,300 - Me too. Why I snort beef. - What? 465 00:28:57,633 --> 00:29:03,500 Beef! Beef from Romania. I get it from my brother-in-law. 466 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:09,433 I just chop it up! Take a few blasts! And blam Im a new man! 467 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:19,466 Anyway I wanted to talk to you about your deal. 468 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:22,500 Mr. Besenthal I am giving Banned an unbeatable deal. 469 00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:26,300 I dont know. You know. 470 00:29:26,666 --> 00:29:30,866 A whole job they do for four thousand dollars. 471 00:29:31,066 --> 00:29:33,200 Yeah but they heard anything from that place. 472 00:29:34,033 --> 00:29:38,233 As a favor to my brother whole deal for four thousand dollars. 473 00:29:39,066 --> 00:29:42,600 Thanks. A favor I can ask. 474 00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:49,233 I dont know what you know about Banned but their music isnt... 475 00:29:49,366 --> 00:29:50,233 Commercial. 476 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,200 Bingo! 477 00:29:52,233 --> 00:29:55,466 Mr. Jeffries I love these kids like their my own 478 00:29:55,666 --> 00:29:58,666 children but business is business. 479 00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:01,833 Broken makes records to make money. 480 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:08,100 This band has potential but Ken goes out of his way to be arty. 481 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,466 You know what I mean. 482 00:30:11,133 --> 00:30:14,966 So you want me to push him a bit. 483 00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:18,466 Do something. Do anything. 484 00:30:18,533 --> 00:30:21,900 Just bring me a fucking single off this album. 485 00:30:22,033 --> 00:30:24,600 No sweat Sid thats my style anyway. 486 00:30:24,666 --> 00:30:27,400 Well I remember once I created the sound of an entire German 487 00:30:27,466 --> 00:30:30,900 marching band by dropping quarters on a tin dish. 488 00:30:31,066 --> 00:30:32,200 In sequence of course. 489 00:30:32,433 --> 00:30:36,233 Now Ill make Banned sound like the best band that ever... 490 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:39,000 Sid what happen to you? 491 00:30:45,433 --> 00:30:51,433 Ha! I told you genuine Romanian beef. 492 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:55,466 Dont last too long but makes me feel like a new man. 493 00:30:56,033 --> 00:30:57,800 Hi Mr. Besenthal how are you? 494 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:12,700 Damn it Ken! Grinding that phase brings the groove crashing halt. 495 00:31:12,933 --> 00:31:14,800 Right, thats the whole point. 496 00:31:15,133 --> 00:31:17,200 People be bopping around trying to get into the rhythm. 497 00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:18,800 Than we hit them with those triplet breaks. 498 00:31:18,866 --> 00:31:20,633 Let them try dancing to that. 499 00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:22,533 Ken thats a fallacy. 500 00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:24,733 Psst. Whats fallacy mean? 501 00:31:25,233 --> 00:31:29,700 Fallacy, adjective, like or pertaining to penises. 502 00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:30,866 Oh. 503 00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:34,066 Sometimes you go way overboard man. 504 00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:37,066 Look I wrote this song. I like i the way it is. 505 00:31:37,266 --> 00:31:39,866 Bizarre time change fits the tune. 506 00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:42,400 All of our tunes have time changes. 507 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,766 Yo! Hes right man. 508 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,500 Im sick of this! Just need some fresh air. 509 00:32:08,966 --> 00:32:11,800 Im not changing my material. Screw him! 510 00:32:11,933 --> 00:32:14,766 (toilet: Yeah that the spirit. You tell him.) 511 00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:17,700 Oh not again! 512 00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:22,533 Serge! Willy! This joke is not funny anymore! 513 00:32:22,833 --> 00:32:24,966 (toilet: You calling me a joke?) 514 00:32:25,066 --> 00:32:28,533 Come on. What the hell is this? 515 00:32:32,866 --> 00:32:34,166 (toilet: Bastard.) 516 00:32:34,233 --> 00:32:36,233 What kind of joke are you trying to pull? 517 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,033 Is this suppose to be funny? 518 00:32:39,066 --> 00:32:41,200 Who are you! 519 00:32:41,933 --> 00:32:44,933 (toilet: Homicide, Teddy Homicide.) 520 00:33:23,433 --> 00:33:25,466 Oh my God! 521 00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:31,466 Rod about your bathroom. 522 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,133 Serious plumbing problems. 523 00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:36,133 - Hey Sid how you doing? - Ok kid. 524 00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:31,000 Enjoy and thank you. 525 00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:38,000 Thanks. Thank you very much. Youre very kind. 526 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,033 This is fucking... 527 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,666 Sorry. Sorry. Ahh!!!! 528 00:34:54,866 --> 00:34:57,466 Uhm, next we like to... 529 00:34:58,233 --> 00:35:01,266 Play you a jazzy ballad. 530 00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:09,666 Screw the fucking ballad, listen up you assholes!! 531 00:35:11,066 --> 00:35:14,366 Listen up! Stand an deliver! Kick it! 532 00:35:22,533 --> 00:35:28,500 Fuck you! You asshole! 533 00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:39,533 Ah!! What do you want from me!? You people! Get the fuck out!! 534 00:35:41,533 --> 00:35:44,033 Ah!! Ah!! 535 00:35:50,666 --> 00:35:54,600 You killer bimbos from Cleveland!! 536 00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:11,366 Ah!! Ah!! Fuck you! 537 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:46,766 (applause) 538 00:37:00,066 --> 00:37:05,333 That guitar session but really drove them nuts. 539 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,800 I cant believe I broke my strata caster. 540 00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:10,300 I had this guitar since I was eleven. 541 00:37:10,466 --> 00:37:12,200 You go off the deep end? 542 00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:13,466 Who ordered the food? 543 00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:15,666 You gone schizo honey. 544 00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:18,200 The bathroom, anyone seen the damn bathroom. 545 00:37:21,466 --> 00:37:23,200 What the heck is wrong with me? 546 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,100 I dont know but you turned me on. 547 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,866 Inexplicable well timed offensive action. 548 00:37:30,933 --> 00:37:32,233 We have punky boy. 549 00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:39,200 You said it would be a good show. 550 00:37:39,533 --> 00:37:42,500 But I didnt expect that you were positively raunchy. 551 00:37:42,633 --> 00:37:45,100 Hey cheer up! I like raunchy! 552 00:37:45,233 --> 00:37:46,400 I got to get back to work. 553 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,366 My son you are truly an inspiration. 554 00:37:49,366 --> 00:37:50,200 Ill see you at home. 555 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,333 They must be thirsty. 556 00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,966 Here is the first one. Where do you want the other six? 557 00:38:07,133 --> 00:38:08,266 Hang on a second. 558 00:38:08,966 --> 00:38:10,100 I gotta ask her something. 559 00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:23,200 Hey, how are you doing? 560 00:38:23,633 --> 00:38:27,066 I dont think we met. My name is Serge. 561 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,733 Ilene Travis and I heard way too much about you. 562 00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:32,233 Dont believe a word of it. 563 00:38:35,733 --> 00:38:40,066 - So youre Kens sister. - Yes. 564 00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:43,633 Hey did you know I used to be a drummer for the Police? 565 00:38:43,733 --> 00:38:45,866 Really? Wow. 566 00:38:51,233 --> 00:38:53,233 Ok kids the food is here. 567 00:38:57,166 --> 00:39:01,366 Hey loud man your favorite chili-burgers. 568 00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:04,800 Eat, real food. 569 00:39:06,133 --> 00:39:07,066 Ah!! 570 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,566 The screaming in here. 571 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:10,400 Ah!! 572 00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:14,300 Someone keeps screaming in here. 573 00:39:16,466 --> 00:39:22,100 Hey Chelsea lets say we go get some frozen margaritas. 574 00:39:24,933 --> 00:39:28,833 - Let me get Willy and Serge. - No, no, no. 575 00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:38,866 I cant believe I am hearing this from you. 576 00:39:39,433 --> 00:39:41,666 - Are you pulling my leg? - No really Chelsea. 577 00:39:41,866 --> 00:39:45,600 Look we been in the same band for over a year now. 578 00:39:45,866 --> 00:39:48,233 And it wasnt till I saw you perform the other night. 579 00:39:48,466 --> 00:39:51,700 That I realized just how damn attractive you are. 580 00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:54,033 Ken the show is poppycock. 581 00:39:54,066 --> 00:39:57,466 I designed it specifically for those trendy village boy types 582 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,600 who think it is profound and socialogically significant. 583 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:01,766 They eat that shit up. 584 00:40:02,366 --> 00:40:06,033 Exactly. Exactly! And the fact that you can perform that 585 00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:10,833 mindless dribble convincingly, impresses me to no end. 586 00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:13,800 Well Im glad someone appreciate my show for the right reason. 587 00:40:13,966 --> 00:40:16,533 Yeah. Yeah, the right reason. 588 00:40:18,066 --> 00:40:20,100 Not that Im interested of course. 589 00:40:20,266 --> 00:40:21,233 Of course. 590 00:40:21,466 --> 00:40:24,600 But what about Rachel? And why the approach now? 591 00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:27,800 Hmm, Ill be damn if I know. 592 00:40:28,933 --> 00:40:31,200 You know how your whole life is suppose to flash before 593 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,733 eyes when you die? 594 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:36,066 Well when I got soaked by that damn toilet I had 595 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,466 an entirely dissimilar experience. 596 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:41,766 And the weird thing now is that I feel free. 597 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:44,333 Its like I lost all my inhibition. 598 00:40:44,366 --> 00:40:46,666 I couldnt have told you any of this last week. 599 00:40:46,866 --> 00:40:49,100 But suddenly I dont care. 600 00:40:49,366 --> 00:40:52,833 And why should I deny myself something I want. 601 00:40:53,133 --> 00:40:56,700 I mean Rachel, well... 602 00:40:57,733 --> 00:40:59,900 You just have much larger breasts than she has. 603 00:41:00,066 --> 00:41:00,700 What?! 604 00:41:01,133 --> 00:41:02,500 I mean she is a good person and everything. 605 00:41:02,633 --> 00:41:04,466 But were just on a different wavelength. 606 00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:06,466 Shes not funny Chelsea. 607 00:41:07,133 --> 00:41:12,100 Can you imagine living with a humorless person every day? 608 00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:15,600 So you give Rachel her walking paper to go out with me? 609 00:41:15,766 --> 00:41:16,800 Oh hell no! 610 00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:21,000 I was thinking more along the lines of a juicy sort of thing. 611 00:41:21,733 --> 00:41:25,133 Dont believe you. You actually do that to your girlfriend. 612 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,600 Well theoretically she never even know about it. 613 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,833 This is really low Ken. 614 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,100 Ill admit I am somewhat attracted to you. 615 00:41:33,566 --> 00:41:35,900 I know I have always been a sucker for guitarist. 616 00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:40,733 But Im going to have to pass. 617 00:41:42,466 --> 00:41:44,500 There is a lot you dont know about me. 618 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:45,566 Everybody down! 619 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:49,100 (screams, gun shots) 620 00:41:50,566 --> 00:41:52,633 You see when I was young my uncle, 621 00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:54,600 he got me pregnant. 622 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,100 I had to have an abortion. 623 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:12,566 I just dont trust men because of it. 624 00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:20,700 While offers like yours I appreciate it, 625 00:42:20,766 --> 00:42:22,333 they only complicate the matters. 626 00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:43,933 You just dont undestand the delicate position I am in. 627 00:42:47,733 --> 00:42:48,600 Hey! 628 00:42:55,133 --> 00:42:59,433 Darn minute! No dont point that thing at me buddy. 629 00:42:59,433 --> 00:43:01,566 What the hell is wrong with you guys. 630 00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:04,100 Youre ruining my chances with that gorgeous babe over there. 631 00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:06,800 And than when I got into Yale he bought me a porche. 632 00:43:06,866 --> 00:43:09,300 Like that going to sway all the damage he done. 633 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,966 No dont you guys think of anyone but yourselves. 634 00:43:12,066 --> 00:43:14,100 - Look, look. - Shame on you. 635 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,433 Excuse me sir we have a problem. 636 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:17,633 What are you doing! 637 00:43:17,666 --> 00:43:19,000 Ramon? Im Ramon. 638 00:43:19,066 --> 00:43:22,266 What are you doing Klaus? You come with me now. 639 00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:27,266 Just a second, Mr. Ramon you back here. 640 00:43:27,533 --> 00:43:31,733 Now I was just telling your buddy your clowns picked a bad 641 00:43:31,733 --> 00:43:34,066 day in a bad month, in a bad year. 642 00:43:34,166 --> 00:43:36,633 Ive been after that gal for over a year now. 643 00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:40,900 And youre ruining my chances. Now is that really fair? 644 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:43,566 Who is this guy?! 645 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,900 Man you guys call yourselves thieves? 646 00:43:48,233 --> 00:43:52,033 Look at yourselves. Have you looked at yourself? 647 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,200 - What are you trying to do? - You guys are pathetic. 648 00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,333 You look like a bunch of big canaries. 649 00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:00,566 And whats this? This is a fashion nightmare. 650 00:44:00,633 --> 00:44:02,566 You guys might as well be wearing a neon sign 651 00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:05,666 that says Im a really stupid terrorist. 652 00:44:05,833 --> 00:44:06,933 Please arrest me. 653 00:44:07,266 --> 00:44:11,000 Number one, get yourselves some camouflage fatigues. 654 00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:15,266 Number two, why are you knocking this place over for? 655 00:44:15,633 --> 00:44:18,633 What did you get fifth teen hundred dollars, maybe? 656 00:44:18,866 --> 00:44:20,933 Youve got to go where the money is. 657 00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:23,666 There is a place over there called Tavern on the Green. 658 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:28,666 Serious cash clientele. Time it after the noon time crunch 659 00:44:28,733 --> 00:44:30,633 you clear ten grand easy. 660 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,166 Remember who gave you the tip when knock over the tavern. 661 00:44:33,266 --> 00:44:35,533 Thanks boss! 662 00:44:38,900 --> 00:44:41,566 Thank you so very much for the information. 663 00:44:41,666 --> 00:44:43,966 Our cause is most grateful! 664 00:44:44,366 --> 00:44:47,866 And if ever you are in Lebanon, you look me up. 665 00:44:48,233 --> 00:44:51,233 You are most welcome to sleep with any of my wives. 666 00:44:51,366 --> 00:44:53,366 Allah God... 667 00:44:53,433 --> 00:44:54,200 God bless you. 668 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,266 Lets go. 669 00:45:08,133 --> 00:45:13,033 - What do you think? - Huh, about what? 670 00:45:13,566 --> 00:45:15,333 You havent heard a word I said. 671 00:45:22,533 --> 00:45:25,533 (loud music) 672 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:07,200 Well I spoiled an armed robbery. 673 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,133 Instructed a bunch of terrorists in camouflage. 674 00:46:11,466 --> 00:46:13,066 Saved lives. 675 00:46:13,233 --> 00:46:15,366 Fascinating. 676 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,066 What the fuck happen in this room? 677 00:46:25,166 --> 00:46:28,800 Oh, uh, I tripped. 678 00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:30,766 You tripped! What is this?! 679 00:46:31,933 --> 00:46:35,566 No really I foiled an armed robbery today. 680 00:46:36,766 --> 00:46:39,766 I know if we are ever in Lebanon we have place to stay. 681 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,400 So how was your day? 682 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,266 What is the matter with you? 683 00:46:44,966 --> 00:46:49,133 - Stop it Ken. - Come here. Get down here. 684 00:46:49,266 --> 00:46:52,466 What are you doing? Ken I dont feel like doing it. 685 00:46:52,866 --> 00:46:54,833 Come on. Are you hearing impaired or what? 686 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:58,000 No! Ken and that is final! 687 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,700 Come on. Come on! Lets live a little! 688 00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:55,100 (singing) 689 00:47:55,433 --> 00:47:57,166 I need some groupies. 690 00:47:57,700 --> 00:48:01,233 Ken if youre going out? Youre going out alone. 691 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,533 Ken Im going to sleep. 692 00:48:03,733 --> 00:48:06,733 (music) 693 00:49:11,566 --> 00:49:13,733 What! What! What I do? 694 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,800 Nothing! Noting at all! Just goo-goo eyes at those bimbos. 695 00:49:16,966 --> 00:49:19,633 Just grinding around the dance floor like a bulldog in heat. 696 00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:21,466 Well maybe I am getting more self confident. 697 00:49:21,466 --> 00:49:26,433 Self confidence! When is trying screw bar sluts self confidence? 698 00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:29,666 I am not afraid of anything! This is great! 699 00:49:30,066 --> 00:49:32,666 You are just trying to show off and make me jealous. 700 00:49:32,833 --> 00:49:36,033 But I am not a jealous person Mr. Ken. Just want you to know! 701 00:49:39,066 --> 00:49:42,833 Well, Ill be damned. 702 00:49:42,933 --> 00:49:45,933 (scream) 703 00:49:51,733 --> 00:49:52,600 (ring, ring) 704 00:49:52,933 --> 00:49:54,466 Who the fuck is that? 705 00:50:05,533 --> 00:50:06,766 Who is it? 706 00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:20,833 We thought since we are in the neighborhood... 707 00:50:32,900 --> 00:50:34,733 Its four in the morning guys. 708 00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,966 Hey Rod how is it hanging? 709 00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,900 This is my old friend Rachel. 710 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,566 Listen man I wrote a new chorus for salamander sandwich. 711 00:51:03,733 --> 00:51:06,733 Its commercial as hell, kicks butt, you gotta hear it. 712 00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:07,800 This is crazy. 713 00:51:21,733 --> 00:51:23,566 What are you two doing out at this hour? 714 00:51:23,700 --> 00:51:26,900 I dont know. Hes got some bug up his ass. 715 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:31,066 I had to work for fourteen hours Drags me out dancing all night. 716 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:34,200 He is not eve winded and I am completely exhausted. 717 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,100 He been snorting? 718 00:51:37,533 --> 00:51:38,566 What? 719 00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:44,166 (TV: I dont have the slightest idea here.) 720 00:51:44,633 --> 00:51:47,466 (TV: First I want to say hi to our new engineer here.) 721 00:51:47,466 --> 00:51:51,800 (TV: Robbie. Robbie hi. I met Robbie yesterday.) 722 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:58,633 You ever see this show? I see it cause he is such a riot. 723 00:51:58,933 --> 00:52:01,600 (laugh) 724 00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,966 Oh my god, I do not believe it. 725 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:22,666 This is some talk show where these crackpots call for advice. 726 00:52:23,133 --> 00:52:26,700 That guy believe it or not is my brother, Percible. 727 00:52:26,700 --> 00:52:28,233 - Get out of here. - No Im not kidding. 728 00:52:28,533 --> 00:52:31,533 - But hes uh.. - Hes actually a plumber. 729 00:52:31,666 --> 00:52:33,666 Then he had these visions. So then went to seminary study 730 00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:36,700 be a priest. But then Father Fallangan caught him in 731 00:52:36,833 --> 00:52:38,833 bad places and then Father Fallanagan threw him out. 732 00:52:38,833 --> 00:52:40,666 Wait my mom just going to die when she knows this. 733 00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:45,700 (laugh) 734 00:52:46,533 --> 00:52:47,733 Oh no! 735 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,666 So what do you think? 736 00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:59,000 Well I like it but... 737 00:52:59,966 --> 00:53:02,733 Its radically different than your usual style. 738 00:53:02,866 --> 00:53:04,733 Right! So I took your advice. 739 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,733 Cool. Are all those yours? 740 00:53:13,233 --> 00:53:14,300 Wow! 741 00:53:15,733 --> 00:53:17,633 Jesus man that thing is loaded. 742 00:53:18,066 --> 00:53:19,433 No, no the safety is on. 743 00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,600 - What is it a Heckler and Koch? - Yeah 744 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,966 Thats the first generation of this gun. 745 00:53:25,033 --> 00:53:27,366 Thats a Thompson 1919. 746 00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:31,266 I bought it last year off some guy I met at survival game. 747 00:53:34,300 --> 00:53:37,966 Heavy mother, 45 ACP, right? 748 00:53:38,233 --> 00:53:42,733 Trouble is muzzle fire makes it hard to control in situations. 749 00:53:43,033 --> 00:53:46,033 You see I only use a 200 gram load. 750 00:53:46,333 --> 00:53:48,900 Wait how the hell did you know that? 751 00:53:49,033 --> 00:53:52,100 I thought you hated guns. You are always giving pacifist rap. 752 00:53:52,433 --> 00:53:54,766 Hey what do you say we go blow off a few, huh? 753 00:53:54,933 --> 00:53:57,400 - What now? - Yeah. 754 00:53:57,466 --> 00:54:00,133 Cant its 4am and the range dont open till 7. 755 00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:03,366 And besides you can only fire the rifles. Need special license 756 00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:05,233 for all the other stuff. 757 00:54:05,333 --> 00:54:08,000 Come on man. Lets go somewhere. 758 00:54:08,533 --> 00:54:12,833 I have to vent my frustration with 45 caliber devastation. 759 00:54:14,366 --> 00:54:17,600 - What about the roof? - Yeah the roof! 760 00:54:17,966 --> 00:54:23,633 - Good old NYC no one notice. - Come on! Lets go! 761 00:54:24,666 --> 00:54:26,000 I might need another one of these. 762 00:54:40,166 --> 00:54:41,566 Woo! Woo! 763 00:55:27,633 --> 00:55:30,633 Woo! Woo! 764 00:55:33,766 --> 00:55:37,333 My first pigeon. God I thought those things unkillable. 765 00:55:38,433 --> 00:55:39,933 You killed something. 766 00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:45,633 Freaking hey. And it was bloody super. 767 00:55:45,966 --> 00:55:48,200 Better than any bitch I ever porked. 768 00:55:50,866 --> 00:55:53,866 My friend you need a drink. 769 00:55:59,566 --> 00:56:02,433 Vodka martinis. Go for it. 770 00:56:06,466 --> 00:56:07,800 You want an olive? 771 00:56:07,933 --> 00:56:10,166 Right-o, olive mate. 772 00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:43,000 God. 773 00:56:58,533 --> 00:57:00,200 (scream) 774 00:57:00,933 --> 00:57:04,000 Oh got a real way with the Kings english, dont we? 775 00:57:04,133 --> 00:57:05,066 Who the hell are you? 776 00:57:05,233 --> 00:57:07,500 Come guess, I give you a win. 777 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,033 Name is Homicide. 778 00:57:09,133 --> 00:57:10,833 Teddy Homicide. 779 00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:14,333 Huh look at the la-di-da panzy puff-da. 780 00:57:14,433 --> 00:57:17,533 Cock call that a haircut. Blimey. 781 00:57:18,133 --> 00:57:20,800 I seen more meat on a sparrows kneecaps. 782 00:57:20,900 --> 00:57:22,633 Will you leave me the hell alone. 783 00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:26,700 Oh are we defensive. Panzy ass panty sniffer. 784 00:57:27,266 --> 00:57:28,900 What you going to get with it? 785 00:57:29,033 --> 00:57:30,700 You look like Charle the clown. 786 00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,400 And you dont got on the ten best dressed list. 787 00:57:34,533 --> 00:57:36,933 - Fuck you slime ball. - Oh yeah, come sunshine. 788 00:57:36,966 --> 00:57:38,566 Ill give you a headbutt. 789 00:57:38,633 --> 00:57:40,400 Bloody whanker. 790 00:58:03,733 --> 00:58:05,766 Oh my god, what have you done to your hair? 791 00:58:05,866 --> 00:58:06,900 Hello sweetie. 792 00:58:09,766 --> 00:58:11,766 Think youre really going to like this. 793 00:58:11,966 --> 00:58:13,300 I wrote it this morning. 794 00:58:20,966 --> 00:58:23,000 Nice haircut lover boy. 795 00:58:29,666 --> 00:58:31,866 Is it Halloween already? 796 00:58:34,433 --> 00:58:37,433 Where the hell is Serge? 797 00:58:38,366 --> 00:58:41,366 (music) 798 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,800 Oh come on ladies up, up, up. 799 00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:18,733 Lets go. 800 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,300 What is this like a regular routine or something? 801 00:59:30,466 --> 00:59:32,800 Hey Serge arent you forgetting something? 802 00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:37,533 Oh yeah. 803 00:59:40,066 --> 00:59:41,933 Thanks it slipped my mind. 804 00:59:43,433 --> 00:59:47,433 Ladies move it, youre taking too much time. 805 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:05,966 What kind of bullshit song is this? 806 01:00:05,966 --> 01:00:11,166 You want some more commercial. I wrote this like new wave. 807 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:12,233 Let me play you some of it first. 808 01:00:12,633 --> 01:00:14,300 No dont play me any of it. 809 01:00:14,733 --> 01:00:17,866 I rather be empaled on a ten foot nail. 810 01:00:18,166 --> 01:00:22,000 Than endure another Ken merry tale. Chaucer sucks. 811 01:00:22,066 --> 01:00:25,066 Chaucer sucks. What kind of tripe is this? 812 01:00:25,566 --> 01:00:27,766 Did you do this deliberately to insult me? 813 01:00:28,533 --> 01:00:30,366 You know I majored in medieval lit. 814 01:00:30,366 --> 01:00:32,866 Come on Ken this is a joke right? 815 01:00:34,433 --> 01:00:35,966 This is pretty funny man. 816 01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:39,300 Listen we got a sound check in about ten minutes 817 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:42,100 And then we are on. So lets get it together alright. 818 01:00:42,566 --> 01:00:44,500 Wait a minute! 819 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:49,766 Wait a minute. I am dead serious about this. 820 01:00:51,466 --> 01:00:55,566 I wrote this song and were bloody well going to play it. 821 01:00:56,566 --> 01:01:01,600 And Ill have no arguments from anybody especially you. 822 01:01:02,133 --> 01:01:03,800 Keyboard whore. 823 01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:07,100 Well screw you, you two timing hearted son of a bitch. 824 01:01:07,566 --> 01:01:10,133 I dont need this shit or your rotten band! 825 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,766 Real diplomatic there Ken. 826 01:01:17,933 --> 01:01:20,300 Just exactly what did she mean by two timing? 827 01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:22,666 Get some kind of bug up your ass or what? 828 01:01:24,666 --> 01:01:26,633 Hi guys. Did I miss anything? 829 01:01:27,066 --> 01:01:31,000 You better go apologize to her before she leaves the building. 830 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:37,733 - We got a gig to play tonight. - Ok, golly, Im sorry. 831 01:01:37,733 --> 01:01:42,200 My fault. Poor Chelsea. 832 01:01:51,266 --> 01:01:53,933 Oh, let me go! 833 01:02:00,900 --> 01:02:03,966 Along with your mind you lost your ability to read? 834 01:02:04,066 --> 01:02:06,566 This is a ladies room, bozo. 835 01:02:08,133 --> 01:02:10,433 I suppose your going to plead temporary asshole. 836 01:02:10,433 --> 01:02:12,300 And apologize for calling me a whore. 837 01:02:12,466 --> 01:02:16,300 - No. - No, how dare you? 838 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,866 Who do you think you are? 839 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:22,433 Chelsea is just about railing into him right about now. 840 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,666 Come on Chelsea how about a little kiss huh? 841 01:02:27,166 --> 01:02:31,200 - Come on. - Get the hell away from me! 842 01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:34,566 Get the hell away from me! 843 01:02:35,833 --> 01:02:39,366 Alright I apologize. 844 01:02:40,366 --> 01:02:43,300 Actually I think I prefer you as a nut case. 845 01:02:44,533 --> 01:02:48,200 How about a little fun? 846 01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:51,900 Come on Chelsea. 847 01:02:58,166 --> 01:03:01,266 When you straighten that jerk out give me a call. 848 01:03:06,166 --> 01:03:09,266 This is a fucking ladies room. 849 01:03:15,133 --> 01:03:18,133 (music) 850 01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,233 Jesus. 851 01:04:50,566 --> 01:04:52,366 Ken what is this? 852 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:56,400 Oh god porn, whiskey. 853 01:05:02,666 --> 01:05:05,966 How about a little kiss huh? 854 01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:09,800 You and I have got to talk right now. 855 01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,400 Oh Rachel. 856 01:05:18,833 --> 01:05:21,633 Ken I dont know what got into you. 857 01:05:21,633 --> 01:05:23,700 But youre really pissing me off. 858 01:05:24,033 --> 01:05:27,033 You havent taken a bath. You stink. Youre cranky. 859 01:05:27,066 --> 01:05:29,800 And what you said to Chelsea was unforgivable. 860 01:05:29,933 --> 01:05:32,133 Fuck her. I hope shes dead. 861 01:05:32,300 --> 01:05:35,300 - Shes replaceable. - Cut the shit Ken! 862 01:05:35,466 --> 01:05:37,833 I dont know whats gotten into you but... 863 01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:39,766 Can I... 864 01:05:41,533 --> 01:05:43,466 How revolting. 865 01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:46,033 Im aware of that. 866 01:05:46,233 --> 01:05:49,233 The duffel bag. You moving in? 867 01:05:50,833 --> 01:05:51,866 Whats wrong? 868 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,866 Daddy he kicked me out. 869 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:55,900 Oh swell. 870 01:05:56,900 --> 01:06:00,600 I didt come home last night and when I came home this afternoon 871 01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:02,666 he practically had a coronary. 872 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,300 You were with Serge, right? 873 01:06:04,766 --> 01:06:09,366 God damnit! How many times have I told you about him huh?! 874 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,800 So you gave him the boob as well me own sister in Serge! 875 01:06:13,466 --> 01:06:18,966 Porky, porky, porky. Its boring you friggin bimbo. 876 01:06:21,033 --> 01:06:24,100 Spread your legs for any fucking greasy guido. 877 01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:25,500 Ken shut the hell up. 878 01:06:26,366 --> 01:06:28,766 Ilene youre welcome to stay here couple of days. 879 01:06:28,900 --> 01:06:30,700 But you have to deal with the couch. Ok? 880 01:06:30,966 --> 01:06:36,133 No, no Ill have no sleaze queen who can not heed advice. 881 01:06:36,433 --> 01:06:39,600 I aint having her stay here under me roof. 882 01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:42,300 You and Dad can go to bloody hell! 883 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:43,500 I... 884 01:06:45,966 --> 01:06:49,000 No! Youre staying right here. 885 01:06:50,333 --> 01:06:54,200 Fuck you both. Bull dykes. 886 01:06:55,066 --> 01:06:57,033 Im fucking history. 887 01:07:03,566 --> 01:07:05,500 Well fuck you! 888 01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:18,700 Coming in at twelve ok, coming in... 889 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:23,033 I got a hit, I got a hit. Hes going down. 890 01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:30,000 This is one of the first ack ack guns put on. 891 01:07:30,066 --> 01:07:31,366 Was used in the Battle of Midway 892 01:07:31,366 --> 01:07:34,033 God can we just cut the World War II lesson anyway. 893 01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:37,133 It is freezing out here. What th hell are we doing up here? 894 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:40,366 - I come here to think Rach. - Oh thats great! 895 01:07:40,533 --> 01:07:42,200 What are we going to do about Ken huh? 896 01:07:44,900 --> 01:07:48,633 What do you think Serge? Havent heard a word out of you. 897 01:07:49,933 --> 01:07:56,500 I have a theory. Its out there. Its either that or Kens schizo 898 01:07:56,766 --> 01:07:58,600 Alright now come on were listening to you. 899 01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:02,866 - No its too stupid. - Of for Christs sake. 900 01:08:02,933 --> 01:08:04,400 Come on just tell us. 901 01:08:10,166 --> 01:08:15,633 Willy have you noticed any voices in Impulse mens room? 902 01:08:15,833 --> 01:08:18,300 You know I thought I was hearing someones conversation. 903 01:08:18,333 --> 01:08:19,466 So did I. 904 01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:22,866 Rod said thin walls or something to that effect. 905 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,166 Now remember when Ken got soaked by that toilet? 906 01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:26,700 I heard about that. 907 01:08:26,966 --> 01:08:31,133 Well I submit that wasnt a toilet fuck up. 908 01:08:31,633 --> 01:08:37,433 Indeed that was a deliberate attack on his person. 909 01:08:37,566 --> 01:08:40,566 By an evil other worldly being. 910 01:08:40,866 --> 01:08:43,866 The spirit of Teddy Homicide. 911 01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:45,800 Gimme a break. 912 01:08:46,066 --> 01:08:48,033 Yes thats it. It must be. 913 01:08:48,300 --> 01:08:52,100 Ten years ago I roadie for Rod just before started recording at 914 01:08:52,100 --> 01:08:55,733 Impulse. The band and Impulse came to a bloody end with 915 01:08:55,733 --> 01:08:58,600 Teddy Homicide their singer and guitarist killed. 916 01:08:59,133 --> 01:09:03,033 His entire group, his girlfriend the engineer and delivery boy 917 01:09:03,033 --> 01:09:07,366 for no known reason. He than proceeded to the mens room 918 01:09:07,366 --> 01:09:10,766 where he drowned himself in that very toilet. 919 01:09:10,766 --> 01:09:14,600 Now after a long investigation the place was padlocked. 920 01:09:15,066 --> 01:09:18,766 And I think the spirit of Teddy waited in the plumbing 921 01:09:18,833 --> 01:09:21,166 ten years for a host body. 922 01:09:21,633 --> 01:09:24,633 Now before you say Ive gone mad. 923 01:09:24,966 --> 01:09:29,500 Isnt Ken exhibiting very Teddy Homicide like characteristics? 924 01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:37,300 He looks different. He acts different. His music different. 925 01:09:37,966 --> 01:09:43,500 I say to you Ken Travis became Tommy Homicide when he 926 01:09:43,533 --> 01:09:46,500 was christened by that toilet. 927 01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:49,800 - Hes gone mad. - I think he is on a roll. 928 01:09:51,933 --> 01:09:53,966 What is the matter with him? 929 01:09:54,400 --> 01:10:00,333 When he over exerts his brain he thinks he is a televangelist. 930 01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:02,300 I seen this before. 931 01:10:04,066 --> 01:10:05,500 Oh shit. 932 01:10:13,533 --> 01:10:16,500 Somebody hold me down please. Somebody hold me down. 933 01:10:24,233 --> 01:10:26,400 Hurry up Willy! 934 01:10:31,100 --> 01:10:33,100 Ah!! 935 01:10:53,533 --> 01:10:56,500 Its a good thing you had that “serge” suppressor. 936 01:10:57,133 --> 01:11:00,400 Im sorry guys. You know all the years of born again... 937 01:11:00,566 --> 01:11:03,933 Yeah, yeah. Come on what are we doing about Ken? 938 01:11:04,066 --> 01:11:07,500 - Geez, listen I got a plan. - Alright. 939 01:11:09,066 --> 01:11:12,100 Now Teddy Homicide was a notoriously bad guitarist 940 01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:15,100 and some nights he would be on stage with his arms 941 01:11:15,100 --> 01:11:17,766 limply dangling at his side. He was so inept. 942 01:11:17,866 --> 01:11:20,866 Alright so heres my plan. 943 01:11:23,366 --> 01:11:26,333 (music) 944 01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:46,766 Yeah, yeah. 945 01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:52,900 Where are we? 946 01:12:53,566 --> 01:12:54,666 Oh my god! 947 01:12:58,133 --> 01:12:59,366 Unbelievable. 948 01:13:00,266 --> 01:13:02,000 You like it?! 949 01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:04,233 Its amazing. 950 01:13:04,866 --> 01:13:06,866 I think its amazing myself! 951 01:13:21,966 --> 01:13:23,333 Woo! 952 01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:33,033 You can run laps in here! Can I move in? 953 01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:36,666 I can cancel my health club membership. 954 01:13:40,033 --> 01:13:41,700 Wheres the bed? 955 01:13:47,533 --> 01:13:49,266 I dont see any bed. 956 01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:52,633 I found it! 957 01:14:00,100 --> 01:14:01,233 What about me? 958 01:14:06,333 --> 01:14:08,733 You ladies are going to enjoy this! 959 01:14:09,866 --> 01:14:11,500 Its great! 960 01:14:13,933 --> 01:14:15,033 Ill show you how to do it. 961 01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:36,666 Oh Ken. 962 01:14:38,433 --> 01:14:39,866 Oh look at this stuff. 963 01:14:39,966 --> 01:14:45,866 Warning ingestion will cause brain damage. 964 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:50,933 You got it wrong. 965 01:14:50,933 --> 01:14:53,100 Now I aint got it. But Ill do it. 966 01:14:54,233 --> 01:14:55,833 He still hasnt come home. 967 01:14:55,866 --> 01:14:57,233 Dont sweat it Rach. 968 01:14:58,366 --> 01:14:59,866 Where the hell is Serge? 969 01:14:59,866 --> 01:15:02,700 The one day he absolutely promised to be on time. 970 01:15:09,966 --> 01:15:11,666 Oh sheez! 971 01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:16,566 Everybody chill out! 972 01:15:19,333 --> 01:15:21,033 Ah!! 973 01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:32,933 License and registration. 974 01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:34,600 Ok officer. 975 01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:40,433 Excuse me sir you were going awfully fast there. 976 01:15:40,666 --> 01:15:42,866 One of the young ladies in labor perhaps? 977 01:15:46,100 --> 01:15:49,333 Shh!! Gee not for another nine months. 978 01:15:55,066 --> 01:15:57,900 Officer, off, yes. 979 01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:04,800 We are just polishing off a few quarts this grain alcohol. 980 01:16:05,133 --> 01:16:08,600 Which you are, do you care to join us? 981 01:16:15,333 --> 01:16:16,400 Here he comes. 982 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:27,500 Hello Wil! Yo look! 983 01:16:29,233 --> 01:16:32,533 Rachel! My favorite horderve. 984 01:16:35,966 --> 01:16:36,933 Wait a second. 985 01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:39,600 I want you to meet this chum of mine. 986 01:16:39,666 --> 01:16:42,066 This here is Elvis. 987 01:16:45,933 --> 01:16:47,866 - Elvis! - Fuck you! 988 01:16:48,033 --> 01:16:50,100 You, you, you. 989 01:16:53,866 --> 01:16:56,866 Come on in ladies, dont be a stranger. 990 01:17:02,466 --> 01:17:04,133 His name is Elvis. 991 01:17:04,166 --> 01:17:05,833 Elvis Hitler! 992 01:17:06,266 --> 01:17:09,266 Elvis Hitler? Nice name. 993 01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:16,600 Hes our new keyboard player. 994 01:17:17,533 --> 01:17:20,133 Ken Im afraid I got some beat news for you. 995 01:17:26,566 --> 01:17:27,600 What! 996 01:17:28,333 --> 01:17:30,433 You erased me guitar part! 997 01:17:30,700 --> 01:17:32,100 Im really, really sorry. 998 01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:37,300 No big deal. Just do it again. take you five minutes. 999 01:17:37,466 --> 01:17:40,066 But I dont want to do it again! 1000 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:42,566 I played it once, I aint going to play it again! 1001 01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:46,333 Dont get all bent out of shape over it. Just do it! 1002 01:17:48,066 --> 01:17:52,200 Alright, alright. I can do it. 1003 01:17:52,866 --> 01:17:56,133 Get the hell away from me you bloody tarts! 1004 01:18:00,666 --> 01:18:04,066 Now if he cant play this difficult guitar part, 1005 01:18:04,100 --> 01:18:08,800 it will tell if it is Ken is Ken or Teddy Homicide. 1006 01:18:13,266 --> 01:18:14,400 All set. 1007 01:18:15,266 --> 01:18:17,266 Get the fuck away from me! 1008 01:18:17,933 --> 01:18:19,133 Ready. 1009 01:18:20,166 --> 01:18:23,500 Take Two. Rolling. 1010 01:18:28,700 --> 01:18:31,233 Elvis Im going to fucking kill you! 1011 01:18:43,633 --> 01:18:45,400 Ok, cut. 1012 01:18:46,133 --> 01:18:47,966 Ok let me try it again. 1013 01:18:48,100 --> 01:18:49,533 Take two, rolling. 1014 01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:06,866 Alright Homicide hands up! We know who you really are. 1015 01:19:06,933 --> 01:19:08,200 What the hell! 1016 01:19:09,033 --> 01:19:11,233 Get the fuck out of here. 1017 01:19:11,933 --> 01:19:14,200 Stupid humans. 1018 01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:17,966 You havent fucking seen the last of me. 1019 01:19:18,233 --> 01:19:19,666 Ha! Ha! Ha! 1020 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:22,800 Turn off that octive reverb you asshole! 1021 01:19:23,933 --> 01:19:28,033 Too many evil spirits. 1022 01:19:28,300 --> 01:19:31,300 Teddy Homicide is back. 1023 01:19:31,966 --> 01:19:34,966 Now prepare to die! 1024 01:20:00,766 --> 01:20:05,000 Looks like I need my little tissue. 1025 01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:18,200 How did that hurt? That hurts! 1026 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,633 Willy look out! 1027 01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:19,033 Farewell me lovely. 1028 01:21:24,866 --> 01:21:28,500 So you like to try messing with me? 1029 01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:30,100 Shrimp! 1030 01:21:54,866 --> 01:21:56,433 Get up like you can fight back! 1031 01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:23,033 Damn shame. Look at that mess you made! Wipe that up! 1032 01:22:28,133 --> 01:22:29,833 Its wearing off. 1033 01:22:32,366 --> 01:22:33,866 I got troubles now. 1034 01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:44,400 Oh damn Rachel. 1035 01:22:44,433 --> 01:22:48,433 Rachel Im sorry. Im sorry Im late. 1036 01:22:48,866 --> 01:22:52,900 But I was out partying with this cute lady cop. 1037 01:23:10,233 --> 01:23:11,266 My drums. 1038 01:23:17,833 --> 01:23:20,833 Homicide you broke my drums. 1039 01:23:20,966 --> 01:23:24,900 Serge at last we meet. Me old nemesis. 1040 01:23:25,866 --> 01:23:30,300 Whats this old nemesis crap? I humped your amps for two weeks 1041 01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:34,333 I know that but it sounds more dramatic the other way. 1042 01:23:34,833 --> 01:23:39,033 Sorry about your drums. Allow me to make amends. 1043 01:24:03,966 --> 01:24:07,766 Oh my drums! Oh that bastard! 1044 01:24:16,233 --> 01:24:19,233 Hey, you. 1045 01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:34,166 Come on Willy. Come on wake up. 1046 01:24:34,266 --> 01:24:35,933 Wake up Willy damnit. 1047 01:24:39,833 --> 01:24:43,066 Hey you get to fire your machine gun. 1048 01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:52,666 - Hey you cant smoke in here. - Fuck him. 1049 01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:55,333 You look like it came out of a Cusinart. 1050 01:24:57,233 --> 01:24:58,766 Yeah what of it. 1051 01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:01,333 Hey I was just asking is all. 1052 01:25:03,333 --> 01:25:06,333 Hey youre not a bad looking number, hey. 1053 01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:07,966 - Turn around. - Hey. 1054 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,366 You got a nice bit of tail there. 1055 01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:10,633 How about showing me some of it? 1056 01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:12,033 You cant talk to me like that. 1057 01:25:12,066 --> 01:25:13,900 Who the hell do you think you are? 1058 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:18,866 Im Homicide. Teddy Homicide. 1059 01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:22,733 I dont believe it. Youre alive. 1060 01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:24,700 I always knew you were still alive. 1061 01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:28,400 I was your biggest fan. I have all albums on CD. 1062 01:25:28,633 --> 01:25:31,000 You have me albums on civil defense? 1063 01:25:31,133 --> 01:25:32,600 I used to have such a crush on you. 1064 01:25:32,666 --> 01:25:34,500 I wanted to see you guys when you toured with social disease. 1065 01:25:34,666 --> 01:25:37,100 But my mom wouldnt let me go cause I was only thirteen. 1066 01:25:37,233 --> 01:25:39,533 - Oh my god. - You had a crush on me? 1067 01:25:45,933 --> 01:25:48,366 Regular machine guns arent ay good on this guy. 1068 01:25:48,466 --> 01:25:50,800 Get some other goodies from my bag. 1069 01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:53,800 Woah! That I think should do nicely. 1070 01:25:58,500 --> 01:26:00,566 Wait a minute. I got to pay it forward. 1071 01:26:00,733 --> 01:26:02,133 You guys go ahead I got to make a phone call. 1072 01:26:02,333 --> 01:26:04,666 - What? - Trust me on this one. Go! 1073 01:26:04,866 --> 01:26:06,800 Come on well take the stairs, faster. 1074 01:26:18,866 --> 01:26:21,200 Yeah hello is this 555-ZINC? 1075 01:26:21,766 --> 01:26:24,766 - Debbie you slut! - Unhand her! 1076 01:26:24,866 --> 01:26:29,100 Stop right there! One move and Ill kill this wench. 1077 01:26:29,100 --> 01:26:31,200 Destroy them. Fire that thing Willy! 1078 01:26:38,766 --> 01:26:41,566 Oh Debbie, Debbie come on. Please be ok honey. 1079 01:26:41,766 --> 01:26:43,633 You owe me fifty bucks. 1080 01:26:49,333 --> 01:26:52,333 Come on he is heading to Central Park. Lets go. 1081 01:27:03,233 --> 01:27:04,766 You got him Willy. 1082 01:27:07,966 --> 01:27:09,600 You missed him Willy. 1083 01:27:20,500 --> 01:27:23,033 Im shooting him and nothing is happening. 1084 01:28:04,766 --> 01:28:07,366 - Damn he took evasive action. - Look there he is. 1085 01:28:29,133 --> 01:28:31,300 Oh boys! 1086 01:28:40,100 --> 01:28:41,933 You got me! 1087 01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:03,533 Youve hit the tree. 1088 01:29:48,933 --> 01:29:52,766 My friend! So good to see you. 1089 01:29:56,300 --> 01:29:59,300 Great to see you guys but I got get out of here. 1090 01:30:01,466 --> 01:30:03,233 You come celebrate with us. 1091 01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:05,100 I really love to chat but... 1092 01:30:07,100 --> 01:30:10,133 You dont wear city camouflage in the woods. 1093 01:30:10,266 --> 01:30:14,000 Green mate! You got to wear green in a forest. 1094 01:30:14,666 --> 01:30:16,200 Did you see him? 1095 01:30:18,233 --> 01:30:19,633 I gotta get out of here. 1096 01:30:19,633 --> 01:30:23,233 But you are wearing purple. You look like a big moose. 1097 01:30:30,333 --> 01:30:32,800 Lets go! We gotta get out of here now! 1098 01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:47,000 Anything just hurry up alright. 1099 01:30:47,266 --> 01:30:50,366 Look at me darling, read my mouth, theres danger involved. 1100 01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:52,466 Every toilet in this whole town can blow up. 1101 01:30:52,500 --> 01:30:53,800 And Im not taking responsibility. 1102 01:30:53,833 --> 01:30:56,233 Fine Percible I will accept the responsibility! 1103 01:30:56,300 --> 01:30:58,566 - Just do it! - Ok its done. 1104 01:30:58,666 --> 01:31:00,933 Give me this liquid stuff. 1105 01:31:04,266 --> 01:31:05,166 Hold that. 1106 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:09,433 Lets do religious things. 1107 01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:55,166 There he goes! Come on! 1108 01:32:07,966 --> 01:32:12,233 You get him that time! Nothing stops him! 1109 01:32:16,333 --> 01:32:22,666 (voice: I hear your request. Percible and hearby grant it. ) 1110 01:32:23,366 --> 01:32:26,366 (voice: I summon the spirit of Teddy Homicide.) 1111 01:32:26,666 --> 01:32:29,666 (voice: From across the sky.) 1112 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:32,300 Youll never take me alive! 1113 01:32:32,533 --> 01:32:35,533 (voice: I return him to the toilet of incarceration.) 1114 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:39,900 (voice: You Percible must complete the exorcism.) 1115 01:32:40,033 --> 01:32:44,200 (voice: So that God,shit, Travis can be free.) 1116 01:32:45,100 --> 01:32:54,166 (voice: You must vanquish the evil. Than normalcy restored). 1117 01:32:57,266 --> 01:33:00,333 (voice: Ashes to ashes. Flesh to flesh. 1118 01:33:02,533 --> 01:33:06,666 (voice: I return you to the toilet.) 1119 01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:13,200 (voice: Back to the toilet with you.) 1120 01:33:23,966 --> 01:33:26,966 Travis, Travis!. 1121 01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:33,766 Are you alright? 1122 01:33:34,066 --> 01:33:36,066 How do I know its him Percy? 1123 01:33:36,333 --> 01:33:39,333 - Say something! - Ow! Ow! 1124 01:33:39,533 --> 01:33:42,533 Say something, say something! 1125 01:33:42,866 --> 01:33:44,400 Can we get married now? 1126 01:33:44,766 --> 01:33:46,500 I dont know Rachel. 1127 01:33:46,733 --> 01:33:48,600 Ah! Its you! 1128 01:33:49,433 --> 01:33:52,433 Excuse me. Excuse me! 1129 01:33:52,966 --> 01:33:54,700 How about thank you to Percy? 1130 01:33:54,800 --> 01:33:56,866 Thank you. 1131 01:33:57,100 --> 01:34:01,200 Oh youre welcome. Its least I can do for only sister. 1132 01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:02,700 Thank you. 1133 01:34:02,966 --> 01:34:04,066 Youre welcome. Youre welcome sweetheart. 1134 01:34:04,200 --> 01:34:05,333 Percible? 1135 01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:09,766 (music)