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♪ ♪

[seabirds squawking]

[Belly] My family's been going to Susannah's beach house

in Cousins every summer since I was a baby.

- [♪ Electric Light Orchestra: "Mr. Blue Sky"] - Since before I was even born.

All year long,

I count the days until I'm in that house.

[indistinct chatter]

The dads come to visit,

but it's not their place.

They don't belong to it.

Not the way we do. The mothers and us kids.

♪ There ain't a cloud in sight ♪

♪ It's stopped raining ♪

♪ Everybody's in the play ♪

♪ And don't you know ♪

♪ It's a beautiful day...

- One. Two. - [Belly] The summer house

- is made up of lots of things. - Three.

[boys laugh]

- The beach. - Come on! - Coming.

♪ See how the sun shines brightly ♪

- ♪ In the city ♪ - Come on!

♪ On the streets where once was pity ♪

- Got it. - ♪ Mr. Blue Sky ♪

- Okay. - ♪ Is living here today ♪

- Like, drop your hand. - ♪ Hey ♪

[Belly] The swimming pool

late at night.

♪ Please tell us why...

Movie nights with the moms.

[both laugh]

But the boys.

The boys most of all.

♪ Mr. Blue Sky...

It's the same every summer.

I've always loved that about it.

- [laughing] - Steven. Steven!

Stop it! Steven! Stop it!

For me, everything good,

everything magical happens between the months

of June and August.

Thank you.

[singers vocalizing]

- [♪ Taylor Swift: "Cruel Summer"] - ♪ You know that I caught it...

[Taylor] Drew's bummed you're missing the beach matchup

with the boys' team next weekend.

Um, make sure you tell Sophie

to square up for the block.

Drew Martinez is texting me about you,

and you're talking about volleyball?

[chuckles] Like, are you serious right now?

Drew doesn't care if I'm there or not.

He just wants an excuse to text you.

♪ What doesn't kill me...

And you better take this game

against the guys seriously.

I mean, team pride is on the line, Taylor.

Please. You know me better than that.

I would never let a boy beat me

- at anything. - [laughs]

I thought you came here to help me pack.

Fine. I'll help.

Here's a tip. Don't bring that Speedo.

It doesn't do a thing for your new boobs.

- It's not a Speedo. - I'm just saying, babes.

Like, you need to pack cute things.

Well, I always buy a new suit when I get there.

Okay. So, buy one that doesn't look

like you're trying out for the swim team.

- Are you serious? - Yes.

[both laughing]

♪ In the glow of the vending machine...

[Laurel] Belly, we're leaving

- in the next ten minutes! - I got to go.

- No, you don't. - Yes.

We still have ten minutes.

[Belly laughs]

[Taylor chuckles]

♪ Summer's a knife ♪

♪ I'm always waiting for you...

- Boop. - [chuckles]

Okay, before I let you go,

you have to tell me your summer wish.

Like, the one thing you want to happen this summer.

♪ Oh, it's new...

I don't know.

[chuckles] You little liar. Yes, you do.

You want a hot make-out with Conrad Fisher.

You want his tongue in your mouth,

- you dirty little slut. - [chuckles] Okay.

- Shut up, Taylor. - [laughs] I'm just saying.

Like, you've been in love with him since we were 12.

You've got to shit or get off the pot.

(A) That's disgusting.

(And B) It doesn't matter what I do.

- He doesn't see me that way. - Oh, he'll see you.

Whether he wants to or not.

You look a lot different than last summer, Belly.

♪ Just to keep you ♪ ♪

[Belly] I love this drive, this moment.

It's like coming home after you've been gone

- a long, long time. - [♪ Kim Petras: "Can't Do Better"]

♪ Every time she goes through her hair ♪

[singing along] ♪ I feel the tension in the air ♪

♪ No, I can't let you leave ♪

♪ So I kill my insecurities ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ You can't do better ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ You can't do better...

- Uh, can you guys turn it down a little, please? - Yes, please.

[Laurel] Thank you. I want you

to be better about helping out this summer.

Like, don't just leave your dishes in the sink.

Load them into the dishwasher.

And not just your own dish, either, Steven.

- What? But I... - I want you to be good houseguests.

Mom, Susannah has people who clean, doesn't she?

- Steven. - Ow!

All right. All right. Sorry.

[Belly] My mom is weird about money.

The fact that Susannah has a lot and we don't.

Just be considerate and act like I raised you right.

Steven, that means don't stay out too late.

Mom, I'm too old for a curfew!

Wait, what about me? I don't have a curfew either, right?

[laughs] What do you need a curfew for?

You don't go anywhere.

Don't be a jackass, Steven.

- What? - Belly,

we'll talk about it when something comes up.

[scoffs softly]

Oh, and don't forget, you promised you'd take me driving.

Belly, I told you I'd take you.

Yeah, but you're too judgy.

- [laughs] - Excuse me?

Yes, I'm sorry.

♪ You can't do better ♪ ♪

Hey.

[Belly] Boys at school never look at me.

Taylor's the one they look at.

I guess you could say I'm just kind of there.

Are you new this summer?

Uh, me? N-No. [chuckles]

Really? Hmm.

Thought I knew every pretty girl in Cousins.

[Belly chuckles softly]

Coming to the bonfire tonight?

First of the season.

Uh, maybe.

Come. I'll introduce you to some of my friends.

- Maybe I will. Hmm. - [Laurel] After we get settled,

do you want to go to Whale of a Tale with me

so I can pre-sign stock before the signing tomorrow night?

- Uh... - Remember how you used to sit on my lap

when I did signings there?

You insisted on drawing a little whale

- on every book I signed. - No,

I-I don't remember that. [chuckles]

I'll take that. Thank you.

I'll make you a deal. I'll let you pick out tonight's dessert

if you come with me and keep me company.

- I'll see you later. - What's later?

[Belly] Nothing.

♪ ♪

[sighs]

[Steven sighs]

[engine starts]

[Belly] It smells exactly the same.

Tastes the same.

Like it's been waiting for me to get here.

[engine turns off]

[horn honks]

They're here!

What's up?

Hi. Oh, my go...

- Hello. - [laughs]

- [Jeremiah] Long time no see. - [Laurel] Good to see you.

- [laughter] - Hi.

[Susannah] Oh, my God.

[Steven] You've been going to the gym, bro?

Seriously.

- Oh, my God. - [Laurel] I know. Oh, my God.

[laughs]

Look who came back all growed up.

- [laughs] - Oh, put me down. - [Steven] Jere, Jere, Jere...

- Come over here. Come on. - Yeah.

- [indistinct chatter] - [♪ Taylor Swift: "Lover"]

♪ And there's a dazzling haze, a mysterious way ♪

♪ About you, dear ♪

♪ Have I known you 20 seconds ♪

♪ Or 20 years? ♪ ♪

I liked you better with glasses.

Too bad. I like me better without them.

- [laughs] - Yeah.

Hey, hey, guys, guys.

I mean, I-I don't know about you, but I...

Well, I-I think it's time

- for a... - For a...

[Jeremiah and Steven] Belly flop!

- [laughter] - [squeals]

- No! No! - She's quick!

[screams] No!

- [overlapping chatter] - Let's go!

[whooping]

- Belly flop! - Belly flop!

- [laughter] - Right here, right here.

Right here, right here. All right, ready, ready?

[boys] One...

Two...

- Three! - [screams]

[boys laughing]

How's the water?

- [laughter] - Guys, I hurt my ankle.

- Come on. - Yes. Got you.

[Conrad grunts]

- [laughing] - Belly!

Let go.

[Steven] Did your mom get that-that

fancy cheese or whatever...?

Dude, don't worry.

She went out yesterday and got all of that.

[door closes]

- Oh, my God, Laurel. - [chuckles]

How many boxes did you bring?

I told you not to bother.

Your fancy little market

doesn't even carry Diet Coke, Beck.

[chuckles] Hi.

[Laurel] You're dripping water all over the place.

Laur.

[whispers] She's gorgeous.

[whispers] I know.

You have always been lovely, but,

- oh, honey, look at you. - [laughs]

I think I look pretty much the same.

You do not look the same at all.

You're growing up.

You're in bloom.

[Belly] Susannah has a way of saying things

that almost makes me believe her.

Laur, she's you all over.

- [laughs] - People always say I look like my dad.

No, when your mom and I first met, she looked just like you.

Except I had no boobs at all.

- Gross, Mom. - [laughs]

You should call your father and tell him we got in safely.

Uh, why don't you tell Steven to do it?

Because I'm telling you.

He misses you guys when you're gone.

Yeah, but he'll see us at the end of the summer.

No, he'll be here for the Fourth.

Wait, he's coming here?

Of course. He always comes for the Fourth.

He didn't come last summer.

[sighs] Because we'd just gotten divorced.

We're good now.

Where's Mr. Fisher?

Oh, he's in London.

They got him going back and forth.

He'll join us later in the summer.

For now, it's just the women and the children,

- just the way we like it. - [laughs]

Hi, Junior Mint.

[grunts]

- [both chuckle] - I can't believe you still have that bear.

Duh. I would never throw away Junior Mint.

Come on, let's swim before dinner, please.

I... I can't.

I-I have to go with my mom to Whale of a Tale.

Aw, man. I've been wanting to go in the ocean all day,

but I've been waiting for you to get here.

Please.

Pretty please. Pretty please!

Yeah, yeah, screw it. Let's, let's go swim.

Yes. All right, I'll meet you outside, okay?

Okay, I'll be right down.

I'll be right back.

You going into town?

Oh, Belly and I were gonna go by Whale of a Tale

so I can sign stock,

but it seems she's ditched me for the ocean.

Let her play. I'll go with you.

I, uh, just need to drop by the country club first.

[Laurel] The country club?

Oh, God, never mind. I'll go by myself.

- I'm going to check on the catering for your party. - Catering?

I swear to God, Beck.

You said you were doing a few bottles of wine

- and that's it. - [sighs]

It's just a few light appies.

Calm down.

You don't have to come in the club.

You can wait in the car.

Fine.

Be quick. If you leave me too long,

I'll get "sunken placed."

[chuckles]

Come on.

Okay, I'm ready.

[laughs]

Hey. Did you know my dad's coming up for the Fourth?

Cool.

Don't you think it's weird?

Not really. I love your dad.

Yeah, but they've only been divorced for, like,

a year and a half.

Well, that's what's so cool about your mom, you know?

- She just doesn't give a shit. - [chuckles] Exactly.

She doesn't give a shit because she's the one

who wanted the divorce in the first place.

I think if you don't want to be married,

you just shouldn't be married.

Well, tell that to my grandma.

She basically collapsed when my mom told her.

[chuckles]

Did you know my dad has a new girlfriend already?

Well, what about your mom? Is she dating anybody?

No. [laughs] Oh, and he has a beard now.

- [laughs] Your dad has a beard? - Yeah.

Yeah, he thinks it makes him look cool.

Well, does it?

Kind of. [giggles]

I've waited all year for this.

You want to race?

- No, no, I can't, you... - Oh, come on.

Your legs are too long now. I can't do that.

Oh!

- That was a bad start. - You cheater.

[both laughing]

[♪ Bleachers: "Rollercoaster"]

I'm gonna get you.

♪ When you don't say no ♪

♪ And it's such a rollercoaster ♪

- ♪ Some killer queen you are ♪ ♪ - [squeals]

- We are all set for your party tomorrow night. - Great.

- Thank you. - How was tour?

Oh, my publishers didn't send me on tour for this one.

It's been a pretty quiet release.

- [grunts] - Sorry.

Are you on social media?

You should really be on social media.

Ah, well, no, I'm not.

Are you working on something new?

Always.

How many copies did you guys order for tomorrow night?

- I think 20. - Oh, that's not nearly enough.

I've invited half the town.

What? You said this was just going to be a small thing.

Mika, I am so sorry, but you might have to run

to the Barnes & Noble in Portsmouth and get some more.

Business has been slow. We haven't been

- keeping as much stock. - It's fine.

What about this?

You must have a hundred copies of this book.

[scoffs] Cleveland Castillo is off-brand Jonathan Franzen.

Cleveland Castillo is such a phony name.

It's like, "Hi, I'm masculine, but I'm an intellectual."

- I bet Hemingway is his hero. - Mm-hmm.

I bet he wears horn-rimmed glasses.

Yeah, see?

[laughs]

Yeah, contacts irritate my eyes.

- Goodbye... Cleveland. - [entry bell jingles]

[Mika] Yeah, that was him.

He's renting the Burke house all summer.

Oh, that's a nice place.

[winces] Sorry.

[laughter]

Steven, I swear to God, if you look at that phone

one more time, I'm putting it in the screen basket.

It's just, we want to see your beautiful faces.

Can dinner be a screen-free zone?

- You know, like the olden days. - [laughs]

Steven.

- Dude, are you kidding me? - Boom! Nailed it.

Okay, okay, okay, we get it, you've been working out.

Oh, you're just jealous

because Jere has a better body than you.

Uh, no, actually, it's all about the lean look now.

Otherwise, you can't wear tailored suits.

- [laughter] - [Jeremiah] Sure, sure.

Tailored suits.

When are you leaving for training camp, man?

Uh, he quit football.

Wh...

Wait, really? You quit?

Mm-hmm.

Are you kidding me, man? I'd-I'd kill to play college ball.

He can always change his mind.

I'm not gonna change my mind.

I was just gonna sit on the bench all season anyways.

Well, if you're not playing football anymore,

what are you gonna do all summer?

[Steven] Oh, dude, you can work at the club.

- Yeah, with me and Jere. - Yeah.

I'm not gonna work at the club.

Wait, you guys are working this summer?

Yeah, I'm lifeguarding,

and Steven's working at the snack shop.

Oh, Belly, I almost forgot.

I have a surprise for you.

[chuckles]

So, this is why you had to stop by

- the country club. - Mm.

What, uh, wh-wh-what is that?

I wrangled Belly an invitation to be a debutante.

Is that the thing where the girls

wear white dresses and curtsy?

It's when a girl comes of age

and is presented to society.

I-I know it sounds silly, but I swear it's fun.

Girls come from all over New England to Cousins

just to be a part of it.

You'll make so many new friends.

I cannot believe you are still holding on

to this archaic dream.

No, it used to be about finding a husband,

but now it's about networking.

They teach you leadership skills,

like how to market yourself,

and it benefits charity. It's, um, like a bat mitzvah.

[laughs] It is not like a bat mitzvah.

There is nothing religious about a debutante ball.

The whole deb scene is bullshit.

It's for sheep.

- Yeah. - No, it's not.

It's when a girl has a coming out,

it's a formal recognition she's reached maturity.

[laughing]

- Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. Mature? - Yes.

- Belly? - Mm-hmm.

[Steven] A-a couple months ago you had a cat funeral.

You made us all wear black.

Shut up, Steven. I saw you crying in your room.

Wait, Mochi died? Dang. I'm sorry, Bells.

Belly.

Don't you want to get all dressed up?

It's just not Belly's kind of thing.

She's our feral little alley cat.

[laughter]

Alley cat.

I'll think about it.

She'll think about it.

[Steven] ♪ Oh ♪

♪ Girl ♪

♪ It's you ♪

♪ That I lie with ♪

♪ As the atom bomb ♪

♪ Locks in ♪

♪ Oh, girl ♪

- ♪ It's you ♪ - [spits] ♪ You ♪

♪ I watch TV...

- Night swim? - Yeah, night swim.

Hey, how many followers

is a lot of followers on Instagram?

Um, is it somebody who's verified or not verified?

What's verified?

Oh, my God, Mom.

Oh, yeah, Taylor's dad was reading this guy's book.

150,000 followers is a lot,

- especially for a writer. - Okay.

- Thanks. - [chuckles]

I thought you said smoking pot

changes the way your brain processes information.

So does your cell phone.

You said marijuana messes with white matter.

Do you even know what white matter is?

You said o-our brains are still developing and that...

God, do you memorize

every single thing that I've ever said?

[scoffs]

Get over yourself.

I mean, Conrad, you're the one who said

that-that smoking's dumb

and that real athletes don't put shit in their bodies.

I said a lot of stuff,

and I'm not an athlete anymore, so...

Well, I still think you should quit.

What'll you give me if I do?

Nothing. I think you should quit for yourself.

Hey, why are you considering this debutante thing?

I don't know.

I mean,

it's not like I have anything else going on.

But it's not you.

Don't let my mom make you

her little doll just because she never had a daughter.

I don't mind it.

I mean, sometimes I wish I was her daughter.

You're better off with Laurel. Trust me.

Why are you acting so different?

I'm not.

I know you.

I mean, something's going on. Just...

just tell me.

- Belly... - [door opens]

First bonfire of the summer!

[Jeremiah and Steven laugh]

[Jeremiah] All right, we're totally taking my car.

- You're not driving. - [Steven laughs]

Come on, man, we're leaving. You ready?

Can I come, too?

Uh, no.

The moms are getting everything set up for your movie night.

See you.

Let's go, slowpoke.

Have fun with the moms!

Brownies are going in.

Go put the DVD in.

Uh, do we have to watch It Happened One Night?

Can't we do something different?

But we always watch It Happened One Night on the first night.

Well, we could watch The Philadelphia Story instead.

Everything okay?

Yeah, no, I-I'm just... I'm kind of tired,

so I think I might skip the movie and go to bed.

Okay, hon, yeah, sure.

We can, uh... we can do the brownies another night.

[♪ Indigo De Souza: "Pretty Pictures"]

[phone rings]

Why am I hearing from you?

You never call me on the first night.

Um, where are you going?

To a show.

What's wrong?

Tonight, Conrad and I were talking by the pool,

just the two of us, and it...

felt different.

Good different? See, I told you.

I don't, I don't know.

I mean, Jeremiah and Steven came down,

and then they all just left and went to this thing on the beach.

Oh, why didn't you go with them?

[scoffs] Like I care about a beach bonfire.

And it's not like they invited me either, so...

They don't own the beach.

Well, I-I did talk to this one guy, um,

who asked me to come.

See?

Come on, girl. Go have fun.

Yeah, but...

I don't like that guy.

But that's not the point. Conrad will be there.

Go to the bonfire, get in his eyeline,

let him see you all dressed up and looking cute.

Look in your duffel bag.

I've gifted you my secret weapon.

Not to keep, obvs, just to borrow.

You see it?

[chuckles]

No way in hell.

Belly, nothing's ever going to happen

if you're alone crying in your room

in your big T-shirt

waiting for the boys to come home.

Yeah, but...

I mean, won't you be able to see my underwear underneath it?

- So, wear a thong. - No.

No. Thongs are unhygienic. Wearing a thong is basically

like-like flossing your butthole.

Ew! [laughing]

Belly, thongs are mainstream.

Shut up. I'll go.

♪ I'm somewhere else, it doesn't feel ♪ ♪

[woman on TV sighs]

[Ellie] [on TV] Do you mind if I try?

[Peter] [on TV] You?

[laughs] Don't make me laugh.

[Ellie] [laughs] Oh, you're such

a smart aleck. Nobody knows anything but you.

[both laugh]

[Ellie] I'll stop a car, and I won't use my thumb.

[Peter] What are you going to do?

It's a system, all my own.

[Laurel and Susannah laugh]

[♪ Cardi B: "Up"]

[Ellie] Aren't you going to give me a little credit?

[Peter] What for?

[Ellie] Well, I've proved, once and for all, that...

Cheers!

[overlapping chatter]

- ♪ Up, hey, up, uh, up, look ♪ - ♪ This is fire ♪

♪ Once upon a time, man, I heard that I was ugly ♪

♪ Came from a chick who... ♪

♪ Want touch on me, I said my face bomb ♪

♪ Ass tight, racks stack up ♪

♪ Shaq height, jewelry on me, flashlight ♪

♪ I been lit since last night, hit him...

[Belly] I'm gonna kill Taylor.

♪ Broke boys don't deserve no kitty ♪

- ♪ I know that's right... - Yo, gas station girl.

♪ Bentley Bentayga...

Hey. Where you coming from?

Uh, a-another party. [chuckles]

Sweet. Yeah. Hey. Here, take my beer.

No, no, no, thanks. I'm okay.

So, uh...

you got a boyfriend back home?

Um...

- [indistinct conversation] - Steven!

What are you doing here?

And I-I'm sorry, wh-what are you wearing?

I invited her. Who the fuck are you?

I'm her brother. She's 15, you pedo.

I'm-I'm almost 16.

My bad.

Jesus Christ.

- Belly, come on. - What are you doing?

- Will you let go of me, please? - What are you doing? No...

- You're embarrassing me. - I'm embarrassing?

- You're embarrassing. - Why am I embarrassing?!

- Quit embarrassing yourself. Are you kidding me? - Stop it! Steven!

- [partygoers groan] - [Steven] Are you okay?

- [Conrad] Belly? - [girl] [laughs] Woof.

[boy] She just ate it. Dude.

[overlapping chatter]

I thought you hated the Red Sox.

- Who are you? - Who are you?

Nicole. Conrad and I

went to the deb ball together last summer.

It was after you guys left to take Steven to look at colleges.

I thought you said that deb balls are bullshit,

and all debs are sheep.

I didn't...

You're such a brat.

- Well, you're an asshole. - [Jeremiah] Belly.

You came! Great, we can all hang out, you guys.

- I'm about to take her home. - What?

Yeah, we're leaving. Are you kidding me?

Okay, Steven, chill out. Come on.

Go-go hang out with Shayla or something.

Let's go.

Come on.

Fine.

But just stay right here

- and don't talk to anybody. - Okay. All right. Chill.

- [chuckles] - Fuck you!

- [partygoers] Ooh! - Wow.

Listen,

for one, I'm really happy you're here.

[girl] Jeremiah.

Okay, I will be right back.

♪ Bussin' out the Bentley Bentayga ♪

♪ Man, Balenciaga Bardi back, know how I give it up ♪

♪ It's big bags bussin' out the Bentley Bentayga ♪

♪ Man, Birkin bag, Bardi back ♪

♪ Know how I give it up ♪ ♪

- Mm. - When the boys threw Belly in the pool today,

I swear I almost saw a smile on Connie's face.

- Mm. - [chuckles] He was in

a better mood today than I've seen him since

he and Aubrey broke up.

I didn't realize they were that serious.

- Neither did I. - [both chuckle]

[sighs] He's just in such a bad mood.

- Mm. - So unlike himself.

Since when did he quit football?

A couple weeks ago.

He only ever played football to please Adam.

I told you they weren't getting along.

I'm just gonna...

let him have his space. You know?

Let him do his thing.

Don't you think maybe it's time you talked to him?

There's nothing to talk about.

Can we just have a really great summer like we said we would?

[both laugh]

How's your writing coming?

Your office is all set up for you.

I put fresh flowers in it.

I just want to hang out with you.

I could give a shit about my book right now.

Mm. Liar.

You give so many shits about your book.

- You give all the shits. - It's a midlist book.

It's been out for a month and it's barely selling.

Maybe if I'd written about the Asian American experience...

whatever that is... it would be selling better.

Well, it is gonna sell a ton of copies tomorrow,

and I can't wait to read it.

You never read my books.

Yes, I do.

[both laugh]

Read Cleveland Castillo's book instead. He's got

150,000 followers on Instagram.

[laughs]

You know, it wouldn't hurt you to put yourself out there more.

- Get on Tinder while you're at it. - Oh, my God,

- please stop. - Okay, okay.

Not Tinder. What's, uh, what's the app

for the 40 and up crowd?

Oh! I'm begging you,

- stop. - It's OurTime.

- [both laughing] - No, it's not.

[sighs]

- [both laugh] - What?

Okay, don't get mad at me.

I just, I really think you should let Belly

- have a deb season. - [sighs]

Please, debutante balls

- are just so problematic. - Please.

[sighs]

I really want to see our girl in a white dress.

- Fine. - [laughs]

- You win. - I always do.

I still don't think she'll go through with it.

[sighs] She might surprise you.

People can change, you know.

[both laugh]

Not us, though.

No.

You and I are immovable objects.

[chuckles]

[sighs]

- Girl, he's, like, obsessed with you. - I know. For sure.

[overlapping chatter]

[Cam] Flavia?

Hi.

- It's me, Sextus. - What did you say to me?

No, no, no, no, no, no. Sex-tus.

From seventh grade Latin convention.

You're Flavia, right? You placed second

- in the poem recitation. - Oh, yeah. [laughs]

You, uh, you-you dressed up for the costume contest,

- right? - Mm-hmm.

Weren't you a-a wizard or something?

Close. I was Charon, ferryman of the dead.

Salve, Flavia.

Salve, Sextus.

My real name's not Sextus, though. It's, uh, it's Cam.

I-I'm Belly, or Isabel.

Cool.

- You can sit down, if you want. - Oh. Okay.

Cool. Yeah. I would love to.

Caught me on my way out, but, uh, I can, I can chill.

Are you new this summer?

No, no, I'm from here. Are you?

No, I've been coming to Cousins ever since I was a baby.

What? How have we not met until now?

I totally would've remembered you.

[laughs]

- Your poem. - [laughs]

- It was a very memorable poem. - Mm.

Yeah, no, I stick pretty close to home when I'm here.

So... [chuckles]

How come?

Guess because I-I don't really know anybody,

other than my family.

Mm.

Now you do.

[chuckles]

- Are you cold? - [laughs]

- I'm okay. I'm-I'm fine. - No, no.

I don't even like this hoodie. It's...

- Really? [laughs] - Yeah, it's gross.

Great. I'll take it off your hands.

Thanks.

Hey, did... [sighs]

Did everybody see me fall before?

Um...

Sort of. Yeah.

My brother is such a dick.

Your brother. So, like, who are the other...

the other guys you were with? Was any of them, like,

your boyfriend?

[chuckles] No.

- They're, um, they're my mom's best friend's sons. - Oh, cool.

We stay at their house every summer.

They're just mad that I'm here.

I'm really glad you came.

'Cause I did not want to come.

I knew it was just gonna be a bunch of kids, like,

getting drunk, and I don't drink at all.

Me neither.

So, how do you know all these summer people, if you're local?

Oh, my mom works at the country club,

so I grew up around them.

Hey, do you know anything about that-that debutante thing?

It's-it's dumb, right?

I mean, it's definitely, like, steeped in the patriarchy,

if that's what you're talking about.

- Yeah, no, yeah, totally. - Yeah. [laughs]

But it's actually, like, not total garbage.

They do, like, a big fundraiser every year.

- Wow. [chuckles] - Last year, Elizabeth Warren

ended up showing up.

Oh, my God.

- Wow! - I know.

- That's awesome. - I know. Thank you.

Wow.

It's pretty late. Um...

I really don't want to leave

right now, but I have to be up really early in the morning

because I'm interning on a whale-watching boat.

And it would be really, really great

- if you want... - [clamoring nearby]

What's your problem, man?

It's one beer. It's a party. Relax.

- No, give me my beer back. I paid for this. - Stop, stop.

You're drunk. Just give him the beer.

Maybe you should listen to your lady.

- Stop. You're drunk. - No. I'm fine. I'm fine.

- Give me the beer back. - He's fine. He's a real big man.

- Fuck you, bro. - Oh, my gosh. Uh...

[stammers] I'll be right back.

- I'm sorry. Don't-don't go anywhere. - No, yeah.

You're not taking my fucking beer, dude.

Relax, it's one beer!

Yeah, and it's my fucking beer.

You guys, you guys, you guys. [grunts]

- [♪ Olivia Rodrigo: "Brutal"] - Belly.

Guys.

What the fuck is wrong with you? [grunts]

- Are you okay? - [Jumper] Come on, big man,

come on.

Hey, guys, guys, come on. Hey.

♪ I wish I could disappear...

Guys. Hey, hey, hey. Break it up. Come on.

- [siren chirps] - [boy] Cops!

- [girl] Cops! - Get out of here.

[overlapping shouting]

Seriously.

Come on. Get in the car. Watch your head.

Legs, legs.

Yes. I know how to get into a car.

[Cam speaks indistinctly]

Belly. Let's go. Get in.

Cam can give me a ride home. Right, Cam?

Yes. That's no problem.

No, you're not gonna get in a car

- with a guy you just met. - I'm Cam. Cameron.

Your name is Cam Cameron?

No, it's ju-just Cam.

But we actually, we know each other.

Seventh grade. Latin convention. So, like,

we're not total strangers.

Okay. No offense, but no. Belly, get in the car.

Just get in the car.

Uh, you should probably go.

But, um, the whaling boat that I intern on,

it leaves at dawn every morning from the piers.

I was wondering if you would, uh, want to come.

Uh, yeah, yes, sure. [laughs] I mean,

how else will you get your hoodie back, right?

That's true.

[Belly] This could be my summer wish.

This night, this boy.

- I'll just... - Oh, yeah.

Bye.

[engine starts]

[indistinct chatter]

- [tires screech] - [Jeremiah] Fuck! Steven!

Watch Conrad. I'll be right back.

Your hair's like a little kid's,

the way it's always so messy.

[Belly shuddering]

- Belly... - [knock on window]

Have you kids been drinking?

Officers, thank you.

It won't happen again, I can promise you that much.

[officer] Tell Mr. Fisher the chief wants to set up a tee time

- when he gets back in town. - Absolutely.

Sorry again for all the trouble.

Have a good night, Officers.

How could you guys be so irresponsible?

Mom, it wasn't a big deal. All right? Seriously.

The cops were just looking to break up the bonfire.

- Not a big deal? - Yes.

I would say getting picked up by the cops for underage drinking

is a pretty big deal, Steven.

[sniffs, scoffs]

Were-were you guys,

- you guys smoking tonight? - What?

Keep your voice down. Susannah's asleep on the couch.

Well, I wasn't yelling. Well, you-you-you were.

Just so you know, Laurel, I-I didn't drink tonight.

- I was the DD, I swear. - You're the oldest.

What the hell's gotten into you?

And when did you leave the house without telling anybody?

And what in the world are you wearing?

It's Taylor's. And why am I the only one

who's not allowed to go out?

It's not that you're not allowed,

it's that you should have told us you were going.

- How did you even get there? - I walked.

Jesus.

You know better than to walk that far

down the beach alone late at night.

Can you stop treating me like a kid?

If you want to be treated like an adult,

you need to act like one.

Then maybe you guys should, too.

What does that mean?

I hope you realize

this night could have ended a lot differently

if your family wasn't your family.

We're sorry, Laur.

[sighs] Just...

go to bed, guys.

I don't understand what is going on with you.

Nothing.

Nothing's going on.

What? Connie...

[sighs]

[♪ Olivia Rodrigo: "1 Step Forward, 3 Steps Back"]

[chuckles softly]

♪ 'Cause it's always one step forward ♪

♪ And three steps back ♪

♪ I'm the love of your life ♪

♪ Until I make you mad ♪

♪ It's always one step forward ♪

♪ And three steps back ♪

♪ Do you love me, want me, hate me? ♪

♪ Boy, I don't understand ♪

♪ No, I don't understand ♪

♪ And maybe in some masochistic way ♪

♪ I kind of find it all exciting ♪

♪ Like, which lover will I get today? ♪

♪ Will you walk me to the door ♪

♪ Or send me home crying? ♪

♪ It's one step forward ♪

♪ And three steps back ♪

♪ I'm the love of your life ♪

- [chuckles] - ♪ Until I make you mad ♪

♪ It's always one step forward ♪

♪ And three steps back ♪

♪ Do you love me, want me, hate me? ♪

♪ Boy, I don't understand ♪

♪ No, it's back and forth ♪

♪ Did I say something wrong? ♪

♪ It's back and forth ♪

♪ Going over everything I said ♪

♪ It's back and forth ♪

♪ Did I do something wrong? ♪

♪ It's back and forth...

[Belly] Things change,

whether you want them to or not.

So maybe I'll change, too.

♪ And I'd leave you, but the roller coaster's ♪

♪ All I've ever had ♪

♪ Yeah, it's one step forward ♪

♪ And three steps back ♪

♪ Do you love me, want me, hate me? ♪

♪ Boy, I don't understand ♪

- ♪ No, I don't understand ♪ ♪ - Hi.

Last night was amazing.

A shit show.

You know you're gonna have a black eye tomorrow, right?

It's already tomorrow.

Hey, do you...?

Do you remember anything that happened last night?

I mean, you were pretty wasted.

I always remember everything when I drink.

- Let me have a puff. - No.

- Mm-hmm. Yeah. - No. No.

- Yes. - No.

Laurel would actually kill me.

Okay, fine.

Then if I can't smoke, then you can't smoke.

Same old Belly.

Hey, let's go pick up some of the good muffins

before everybody else gets up.

[Belly] I thought this summer was gonna be like

all the other summers, but it's not.

Um, I actually have somewhere that I need to be.

Because I won't let it be.

Wait. Where are you going?

To see about a whale.

[♪ Kim Petras: "Can't Do Better"]

What does that mean?

♪ So I kill my insecurities ♪

♪ Oh-oh ♪

♪ You can't do better ♪

♪ Oh-oh ♪

♪ You can't do better ♪

♪ Do anything that it could take ♪

♪ Convince myself I'm in first place ♪

♪ And maybe you'll pick me ♪

♪ In an alternate reality ♪

♪ Am I not built to be the one? ♪

♪ Tried to be sweet, tried to be fun ♪

♪ No, I can't let you leave ♪

♪ No, it's not a possibility ♪

♪ Oh-oh ♪

♪ You can't do better ♪

♪ Oh-oh ♪

♪ You can't do better ♪

♪ Don't you know, oh, can't you see ♪

♪ That there's no one else but me? ♪

♪ Oh-oh ♪

♪ You can't do better ♪

♪ Don't you know that you were meant for me? ♪

♪ Don't you know that this is killing me? ♪

- ♪ Killing me ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪

♪ And it's not a possibility ♪

♪ Oh-oh ♪

♪ You can't do better ♪

♪ No, baby, no, baby, no ♪

♪ Oh-oh ♪

♪ You can't do better ♪

♪ You can't, can't, can't do better ♪

♪ Don't you know, oh, can't you see ♪

♪ That there's no one else but me? ♪

♪ Oh-oh ♪ ♪