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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:03,159 We started with 10 comedians. 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:05,079 It's like the first day of school. 3 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:09,240 And just one rule: Do not laugh. 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,999 How you doing, Bob? All right? 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,599 Or burp. 6 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:14,839 Oh! 7 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,759 Or squirt sausages at a nice old lady. 8 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,079 Oh, dear. 9 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:21,239 But one by one, they cracked. 10 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:23,279 Whoa, Sam. 11 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:26,279 Ten has become four. 12 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:27,759 I've gotta give you a red card. 13 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,000 His eye looks like a grape in a tumble dryer. 14 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,919 Oh. 15 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:44,479 Who will go the distance and be the last one laughing? 16 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,280 Okay, that was definitely a laugh. 17 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:24,480 Doors. 18 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,759 We've only got 40 minutes left, so we're gonna go sudden death. 19 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,239 Oh, wow. 20 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,640 Okay. 21 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,479 - We've not got much time left. - Sudden death? 22 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,640 - If anyone laughs, it's a red card. - Ooh. 23 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,079 What are you doing there, Jimmy? 24 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,160 I've got to go. I've gotta be quick. 25 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,639 That's very good. 26 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:47,320 - Hey, look at him gan. - Doors. 27 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,040 Doors! Fuck's sake. 28 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,480 - Jimmy. As I live and breathe. - Oh. 29 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:08,640 Do you want a hand, Jimmy? 30 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:10,320 I'll be okay. 31 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,559 If they didn't laugh at that, they're not gonna laugh at anything. 32 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:18,560 No. No. 33 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:23,360 - I might just... - You're really happy, aren't you? 34 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,039 I might just leave that there. 35 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,040 Doors. 36 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,000 He's left his fricking little sofa thing. 37 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,679 Oh, Jim. 38 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:47,079 Where's your little pouffe? 39 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:48,559 Did you see that I bumped into the door? 40 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:49,719 Yes. Yeah. 41 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,239 Oh. I thought I styled it out. 42 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:52,880 No, no, no. 43 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,839 It was the little panic in your voice as you went, "Doors!" 44 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,319 "Doors!" 45 00:02:58,320 --> 00:02:59,879 - "Doors!" - "Doors!" 46 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,239 That was so good. 47 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:02,920 Goddamn it. 48 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,920 Bob's going to get a song. 49 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:12,519 He's at his laptop. 50 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:13,760 Yes. 51 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,639 - Love song, darling? - Yes, please. 52 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:19,120 Would you join me? 53 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,799 I'd like to tell you about my true feelings for you. 54 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:30,640 So just relax, yeah? Just wrote a few words for you. 55 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:34,479 Thank you. I hope in some way that helped. 56 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,119 - It did help. That was very moving. - Yeah. 57 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,839 And I liked the way you rhymed bitter and shitter. 58 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,239 - Thank you. - That's… Yeah. 59 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,759 I couldn't think of anything else. 60 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,759 I think David Mitchell might be unbreakable. 61 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:49,840 David, have you ever dropped a Bible onto, like, a dog or something? 62 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,159 Not onto a dog. 63 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:00,199 You're pretty certain that you get a good grip when it's a religious text? 64 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,600 When I'm carrying a Bible, yeah, I probably do accord it… 65 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:05,440 Favourite shape? 66 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,199 Favourite shape? Square. 67 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,639 Nine bits of advice? 68 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:09,959 Nine? 69 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,480 See, they're targeting David. 70 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:16,479 Um… Try and get your tax bill done early. 71 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,480 Don't smoke. 72 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,439 Uh, don't tell people not to smoke. 73 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,679 Uh, learn to drive. I wish I'd learned to drive. 74 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:26,799 Do you not drive? 75 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,879 - David, it's not too late, my friend. - That wouldn't… 76 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,760 - A bit of practice on that wouldn't be a… - Hey, he's ready. 77 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,439 She went at speed. 78 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,519 Do you want to have a go, Dave? Quite fun. 79 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,199 - Is it? - Yeah, it's great. 80 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,879 - David on a pouffe is fun, innit? - It's good. 81 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,639 - Well, that's true. - You know what I mean? 82 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,000 - There we go. - There he goes. 83 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,879 I'm going very tentatively. 84 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,319 - Go through the gap. - No, see. I can't really steer. 85 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:55,439 Right, here's Romesh's rap book. 86 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:56,519 Read us. 87 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:57,800 Okay, let's have a look. 88 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:00,999 Come on. Right. 89 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,839 I think David's playing a good game. He's gonna try and take them all out. 90 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,079 - Yeah. - That's a lovely treat, isn't it? 91 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,040 It's how you dreamed of your raps being performed. 92 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,800 "Banned from Kiss Chase", this is called. 93 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,799 David finding my rap book… 94 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,919 I mean, even saying the words as a 47-year-old father of three, 95 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,639 "my rap book," 96 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,439 please smash me in the face. 97 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,439 It was like somebody finding a pair of your skiddy underpants. 98 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,679 Do it in a rap way though, David. 99 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,040 That was in a rap way. 100 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,079 Is that more rap? 101 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,600 - That was deep rap, yeah. - Yeah. Go deeper, Dave. 102 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,520 - David might go. - He's struggling. Oh. 103 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,159 It doesn't scan. 104 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:58,680 It's the introduction. It's not the actual… You know. 105 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,360 Oh, sorry, this is just an introductory paragraph to the rap. 106 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,119 This makes a lot more sense. 107 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,279 Go on, Dave. 108 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,359 - That was horrible. - Mic drop. 109 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,839 Sorry, I'm not taking the blame for that. 110 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:37,880 David Mitchell could read a Kendrick Lamar lyric and ruin it. 111 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,560 Can I… Oh, I haven't… Oh, yeah. 112 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:48,759 Hello? 113 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:52,079 Oh, hi, Sam. Could you get David to do his joker, please? 114 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,999 - Vladimir Putin has been assassinated. - Who? 115 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,400 It's time for David's joker. 116 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,559 My joker? 117 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,679 - I… Yeah, I think it just… Yeah, okay. - Okay. 118 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,199 Let's go. This way. 119 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,359 He's got two jokers? 120 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,999 Oh, my God. 121 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,839 This is so exciting. 122 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,399 Do you want to have a waltz with me, Bob? 123 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,639 - No. - Okay. 124 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,399 Um, hello. 125 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:21,479 Uh, sorry, just before I start, a bit of explanation about this one. 126 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:25,360 I've worked with a lot of stand-up comedians over the years, 127 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,399 but I've never done stand-up. 128 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,039 I feel I know you. 129 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,839 I thought this would be a very trusting environment 130 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,320 just to try it out. 131 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:34,999 Oh, no. 132 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,279 Anyway, just a bit of stand-up comedy from me. Please... 133 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:39,959 - Good luck, Dave. - Go for it. Go for it. 134 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:41,679 - Be supportive. - Absolutely. 135 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,880 Okay, quick reminder. If anyone laughs, red card. 136 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,799 Ladies… Ladies and gentlemen, 137 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:54,199 he hasn't, uh, tried stand-up before, so please give him a big hand! 138 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:56,520 David! 139 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:06,000 Uh, I know what you're thinking, "David Mitchell's let himself go." 140 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,800 Uh, is this thing on? 141 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,800 Oh, fuck! 142 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,439 Fuck! 143 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:21,120 Okay, so, um… 144 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,360 I got it. Uh. 145 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:28,319 I went, uh, on a dating app the other day. 146 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:32,560 Um, as a result of which, my wife has left me. 147 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,760 In retrospect, I shouldn't have used her email, but, uh… 148 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:41,840 Didn't want the spam. Um… 149 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:51,359 Cat… Cats and dogs. Um, so, cats and dogs! 150 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:56,519 They're overwhelmingly similar. Aren't they? 151 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:59,800 Domesticated mammalian quadrupeds. The lot of them. 152 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,119 - Bob. Bob. - Bob's in trouble. 153 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:07,320 So no point in anthropomorphia… No point anthropormophipha… 154 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,719 Fundamentally they're the same thing. 155 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,840 They live in the house and they won't try to kill you. 156 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,039 Oh, you know, although there have been terrible, terrible news sto… 157 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,439 Let's just move along. 158 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,399 Mmm? Crowd work. Um… 159 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,679 Crowd work. 160 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:23,680 Uh… 161 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:26,800 Where you from? 162 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,639 Middlesbrough. 163 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,759 Sorry, no, I'll keep the… Where you from? 164 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,519 - Middlesbrough. - Fuckingham? 165 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,400 He said Fuckingham. 166 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:39,559 Honestly, what, Fuckingham where? Fuckingham Fuckinghamshire? 167 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:44,319 That's weird. Are you together? 168 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,840 - Not really. - What are you doing with him? 169 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,800 That's going nowhere. 170 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,399 Um… 171 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,519 So close to what I do though. 172 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:03,519 Observational stuff. Um… Okay, so what about… 173 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,000 What's the deal with assisted dying? 174 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:14,239 Who wants assistance dying? That's the last thing you want. 175 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,240 I mean, what's next, assisted stubbing your toe? 176 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:21,159 Assisted being late for work? 177 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,600 Assisted stepping on a plug? 178 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,199 Assisted falling over? 179 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:30,559 Assist… What other bad… Assisted being in a traffic jam? 180 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,320 Assisted food poisoning? 181 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,880 Assisted getting a bad back? 182 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:43,239 Why do people want assistance dying? Mmm? 183 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,240 It's a serious topic. 184 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,599 Yeah, no, obviously, you're quite right. 185 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:53,239 There's… They're in a lot of pain, is the bottom line, is it's… 186 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,560 It's no existence for some people. 187 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,319 Anyway, that's all I've got time for. 188 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:02,040 Um, so have a great trip back to Fuckingham. 189 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,880 You idiots. 190 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:12,440 Uh… Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm David Mitchell. Good night. 191 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,719 Well, that's the closest Bob's come. 192 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:16,879 Yeah. Definitely. 193 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,879 He's not out of the woods yet. Sam's gonna try and finish him off. 194 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:20,999 Go on, Sam. 195 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,600 I didn't mind that. I thought he was all right. 196 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,320 I enjoyed that very much. 197 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,199 - He was good. - It was extremely funny. 198 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,720 Yeah. Bright future. 199 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:38,119 That was right up my street. And he's very good. 200 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,600 "Where are you from?" "Middlesbrough." "Fuckingham?" 201 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,199 You know, it's a few wrinkles to iron out, but I… Basically… 202 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,079 - It's all there. - I can book the O2, I think. 203 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,160 - No wrinkles as far as I was concerned. - Yeah. 204 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,200 What, sort of, usually tickles your funny bone? 205 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,799 He should've asked that six hours ago, shouldn't he? 206 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:03,040 I like innuendo. I like a clever innuendo. 207 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,680 Well, you're as dry as a divorcee's martini. 208 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,279 - A what? - A what? 209 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,080 You're as dry as a divorcee's martini. 210 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,760 Why is it… What's the innuendo there? 211 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:20,599 It's a simile. 212 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,600 Yeah. 213 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,720 Why would a divorcee have a particularly dry martini? 214 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,599 - Maybe a... - Oh, do you mean dry as in… 215 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,800 Just sort of dry. 216 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,839 - Can I show you something? - Please do, Dave. 217 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:42,919 Let's get… Let's get close. 218 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,359 'Cause I'm a bit worried. 219 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,720 - What is this? - What's he got? 220 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,880 There's a thing… On the… Well, the… 221 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,399 To put it delicately, it's on the bottom of my back. 222 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,599 Mm-hmm? 223 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,799 It's changed. 224 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,919 Do you want me to investigate? 225 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,719 Well, I've taken a picture. 226 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:03,199 - And just would love your opinion, really. - Input. 227 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,800 I mean… 228 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,840 What do you think? 229 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,040 - There's this sort of… - Metallic blue. 230 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,839 It's sort of… But you see the skin around it is disrupted. 231 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,599 Do you want me to have a look? 232 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,600 Well, let's just sort of zoom out a bit maybe. 233 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,359 Oh, actu… No, it's fine, sorry. It's… 234 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,839 - Hot cross bun? - It's a hot cross bun. 235 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:24,919 Sorry, that's not the… 236 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:27,200 - Just a hot cross bun. - It's just a hot cross bun. Sorry. 237 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,840 This is it. This is it. You see? 238 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,919 - That's… Sorry. I was stupid. That's… - Oh, sorry. 239 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:39,320 - You see. - Oh. Uh… oh. 240 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:43,119 Looks to me like you've got, uh, luncheon meat of the back. 241 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,159 - Right. Yeah. - Yeah. 242 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:53,039 Bob immediately spotted it as luncheon meat. 243 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,359 He's got up close with a lot of luncheon meat. 244 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,120 He's probably woken up to that view. 245 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:04,000 I'm so intimately involved with luncheon meats and Spams 246 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,639 that I knew straight away what I was looking at. 247 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,479 Okay, I'm going back in there. 248 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,639 Okay. 249 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:14,640 I'll deal with this. 250 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:17,720 Okay. 251 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,639 Gotta get 'em somehow. They're gonna go head-to-head. 252 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:22,839 Doors. 253 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,479 - Hey. Oh, no. - Who's in? 254 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,599 Hey. Jimmy. 255 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,800 He's not so happy. Sorry. 256 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:30,320 Uh, Bob, Mel, please join me on stage for a head-to-head challenge. 257 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,439 We are going to test your knowledge of the animal kingdom. 258 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,480 What I'd like you to do is look your partner in the eye. 259 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,439 It's a game I call "Nature Calls." 260 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:46,719 I'd like you to, in turn, look your partner in the eye 261 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,800 and make the noise you think this animal makes. 262 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,360 Mel, you're to go first. 263 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,960 A coquettish bee. 264 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:56,800 One moment. 265 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,160 Okay. 266 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,440 Bob. A drunk elephant. 267 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,560 Fuckin' hell. 268 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,040 Mel. A mafia boss sheep. 269 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,000 Bah-bah. 270 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,520 Bah-fucking-bah. 271 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,120 Bob's gonna go. 272 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,080 Now they've both got twitches. 273 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,479 Bob. A duck from Belfast. 274 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,800 No. 275 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,520 Sounds a bit Norwegian to me. 276 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,799 He's been there, yeah. But he's based in Belfast. 277 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,800 He's done the tour? 278 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,439 Well-travelled. 279 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,479 I was thinking Dutch. 280 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,680 That was crazy. Definitely European. 281 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,599 That's more Oslo than Belfast. I need more Belfast, Bob. 282 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,280 That's definitely more Oslo. 283 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:35,240 Oh, my God. How can you survive that? 284 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,240 Okay. Mel. A Geordie monkey. 285 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,319 It is very good. That is what they sound like. 286 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,960 It's so crap. 287 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,080 Bob, a cool goat. 288 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:14,280 Yeah, he's pretty cool. Mel, a flamboyant frog. 289 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,080 Ribbit, ribbit. 290 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,359 Ribbit, ribbit. 291 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,680 This is very naughty. 292 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,160 Ribbit, ribbit. 293 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,200 Ribbit, ribbit. 294 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,880 A… Uh, Bob, easy one for you. A randy dolphin. 295 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,599 He's very far away. 296 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,480 Very far away. 297 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,720 Can he come a bit closer, please? 298 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,679 Really? 299 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,680 No, no, the dolphin. 300 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:54,840 Pardon me. 301 00:18:55,480 --> 00:19:00,200 Hiya, baby. 302 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,639 Mel's gone. She's gone. 303 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,640 No. No. 304 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,759 If you'd like to take your seats, we'll take a look at the clip. 305 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:23,079 Having to do those animal noises at very, very close quarters with Mortimer, 306 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:26,319 I think it was a quick bark of a laugh. It was a… …like that. 307 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,479 Couldn't pull it back, and I knew I'd lost it then. 308 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,479 That was extraordinarily fun. 309 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,119 Let's take a look. 310 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:35,519 {\an8}A… Uh, Bob, easy one for you. A randy dolphin. 311 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:40,520 {\an8}Hiya, baby. 312 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,479 {\an8}Oh. 313 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,959 - Mel. - Oh, I'm gone. 314 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,599 - Oh, Mel. - That was a laugh disguised. 315 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,719 It was fun though, weren't it? 316 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,079 It was brilliant. I loved that, every m… 317 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,279 I don't wanna go. 318 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,919 - I'm afraid you have to go. - I must go. 319 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,239 But you've done very, very well. Please come with me. 320 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,399 - Ah, my darlings. - And then there were three. 321 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,039 Thanks, Mel. We honour you. 322 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,239 Okay. 323 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,759 - Guys, be strong. - See ya, Mel. 324 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,320 Doors. 325 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,520 I thought you were out first. You did so well. 326 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,200 I honestly thought you'd be gone in seconds. 327 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,639 Well done! 328 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,039 You did so well. 329 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,279 - Brilliant. You were so brilliant. - Relax that chin. 330 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,719 I've done something permanent. 331 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,919 {\an8}Mel survived the drunk elephant and the duck from Belfast, 332 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,799 {\an8}but the randy dolphin got her. 333 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,560 {\an8}It's game over for Giedroyc. 334 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,439 You ain't laughing, are you, Sam? 335 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,639 I don't know what's going on. I think I have found a zone, but… 336 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,720 I know what you mean. 337 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,639 I guess it answers the question, "How long does it take people 338 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,320 - to go utterly mad in a room?" - Yeah. 339 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,000 I will treasure that. And I'll hold you to it. 340 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,279 I'm gonna ask everyone. Who do you think is gonna win? 341 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:04,679 - Sam. - Sam. 342 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,999 Everyone's saying Sam. I'm gonna go David Mitchell. 343 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,359 - Okay, let's restart the game. - Oh, my God, this is so fun. 344 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,719 We're off again. Okay. 345 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:31,239 Do you have a special name for a wee that you do if you get up in the night? 346 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,000 - No, not a special name. - No? 347 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,319 Bob's going for David now. 348 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,200 But I do one regularly. 349 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,520 Right. 350 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,400 Could I recommend calling it a Chadwick? 351 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,959 - Chadwick's not bad. - A Chadwick? Yes. 352 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,079 I'm just… 353 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,399 Yeah. Just… 354 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:56,320 Sorry, I was Chadwick, just… just Chadwicking. 355 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,280 Look at Bob, Jimmy. 356 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,159 Fuckin' hell. 357 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,959 I got you with Chadwicking. 358 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,439 Bob's gone. Okay. 359 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,680 Ah. 360 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,319 Another one bites the dust. 361 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,759 Oh, Bob. No way! 362 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760 Doors. 363 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,319 Hey, Jimmy. 364 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,559 Oh, Bob. Take a look. 365 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,080 {\an8}Could I recommend calling it a Chadwick? 366 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,799 {\an8}- Chadwick's not bad. - A Chadwick? Yes. 367 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,919 {\an8}I'm just… 368 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,079 {\an8}Yeah. Just… 369 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:43,240 {\an8}Sorry, I was Chadwick, just… just Chadwicking. 370 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,319 {\an8}Fuckin' hell. 371 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,959 That's the way to go. 372 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,999 The champion has been defeated. 373 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,559 Mr Mitchell did me. 374 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,359 Did you with your own Chadwick. 375 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:04,319 I got David Mitchell talking about his early evening movement. 376 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:08,839 I think it just caught me off guard. It just made me laugh. 377 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,079 Now one of you has got more cards for other people than the other one. 378 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,399 We've got five minutes remaining. 379 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,439 If neither of you laugh in the next five minutes, 380 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,239 the person who has caused the most laughs will be the winner. 381 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,719 The laugh assassin. 382 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,919 The laugh assassin, yeah. 383 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,239 - Nice. - Bob. Come with me. 384 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,760 Good luck, lads. Good luck to you. It's been a pleasure. 385 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,159 Doors. 386 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,599 I watch you, man, I think, "Where have you been all my life?" 387 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,680 Yeah, yeah, sorry, man. 388 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,639 - I mean… You did very well again. - Yeah. 389 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,399 - Not so bad. Not so bad. - Yeah. Bronze. Bronze this time. 390 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,760 - Bronze. That's good. - Yeah. 391 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,999 {\an8}The chat turned to late-night wees, 392 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,279 {\an8}and Bob simply couldn't hold it any longer. 393 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,280 {\an8}Our reigning champion is out. 394 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,399 - Bobby! - Bob Mortimer. 395 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,119 Bob Mortimer, everyone. 396 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,039 - Hey. Thank you. - Ah, well done, Bob. 397 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,040 Oh, hi, Diane. 398 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,040 - Well done, mate. Brilliant. - Hey, thank you, Rom. 399 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,920 Bob, come and take a seat over here. 400 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,079 - I've never been in here before. - It's lovely. 401 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,919 - Nice. - It's nice. Lovely to have you. 402 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,600 - Thank you. - Let's restart the game. 403 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,479 I got this killer question I think is just gonna do you, 404 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,599 - but I don't wanna waste it if... - There we go. 405 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:22,160 David. How many emails do you get, uh, most days? 406 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,559 Both are so incapable of an authentic chat, aren't they? 407 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,640 Oh, it varies. Maybe 20? 408 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,119 Promotional or social? 409 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:36,200 Oh, I don't get much spam. Mainly admin. 410 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,119 This doesn't feel a very natural conversation, does it? 411 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,519 No, no. 412 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:46,360 We're very different people. We are really different people. 413 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,479 We're different, okay? 414 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,439 And congrats for making it to the final two, though. 415 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,679 - Well, thank you. And you. - I think it's nothing to sneeze at. 416 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,159 - No. Yeah. - It's pretty awesome. Yeah. 417 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:59,919 No, likewise. I think we've done… we've acquitted ourselves well. 418 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:01,479 Dave might go, you know. 419 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,039 I don't think Sam's going. 420 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,639 Sam is invincible. 421 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,199 I'm going back in. 422 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,200 Go on, Jim. 423 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,199 - Let's seal the deal. Come on. - Good luck. 424 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,559 What would you do if you were you? 425 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,999 I'll do mine. I think the shouting was nice. Or stand-up again. 426 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,639 - We go back to the shouting? - Yeah. 427 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,400 Okay. We've got to find a winner. 428 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,320 Doors. 429 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,679 He can operate that better than that pouffe. 430 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,240 Hi, guys. Uh, congratulations on making it this far. 431 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,440 - Yes? - Uh, please take a seat. 432 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,959 As a special treat, I've got some delicious food for you. 433 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,519 You can eat as much as you like, but there is a catch. 434 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,999 You have to feed each other. 435 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,439 Are you happy to do that? I'm happy to do that. 436 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,519 Go for it. 437 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,239 I couldn't survive this. Could you? 438 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,119 - Not somebody feeding me, no. - No. 439 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,919 - What's the policy on feeding frenzies? - Good luck. 440 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,719 - Uh… We're all in favour of it. - Yeah, yeah. All right. 441 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:55,760 - Doors. - Okay? 442 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,919 Oh, my God, there's so many items there. 443 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:04,359 - What would you go for? - I'd go hand on éclair. Hand feed éclair. 444 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:08,999 I think I would go éclair and then a proper actual mush. 445 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,239 Would you like some squirty cream? 446 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,600 Yeah. 447 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,919 Just a little bit's got… 448 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,399 - Sorry. - Pop that back in. 449 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,319 - There we go. Shame to miss it. - Hmm. 450 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,679 He's got his finger in his mouth. That can't be good, can it? 451 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:26,879 I'll have a squirt. 452 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,240 Oh, will you ever? 453 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,240 Mmm. 454 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,359 - Oh, my God! - Oh, no! 455 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:36,480 I would be howling by now. I would be howling by now. 456 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:41,200 Oh, God. I don't think Harry Houdini could escape these eyes. 457 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:42,879 The great escape artist. 458 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,199 That's a great line. 459 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,679 I mean, it's a bit dated, but… 460 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,879 Oh, I think that's just the gas. 461 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,119 - That was la... Oh! - Sorry. 462 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,759 - Sorry, David. Sorry, David. Sorry. - That was nasty, that. Oh, no. 463 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,119 I can't make it stop, sorry. 464 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,400 - Don't make it sexual. Whatever you do. - No, no, no. 465 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,039 Oh, David. 466 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:06,840 Has it at all got in my beard? 467 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,679 Just a smidgen. 468 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,519 This is so wrong. 469 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:12,799 What are we watching? 470 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,240 Uh, ever seen a little flick, Lady and the Tramp? 471 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,959 Oh! I think you'd have to take control of one end… 472 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,040 - Yeah, yeah. - …okay? 473 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,959 Oh, my God! 474 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,760 Oh, my God! 475 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,639 My mouth isn't big enough. 476 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,119 There's always room for more. 477 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,359 - Jelly? - Oh, a bit of jelly. 478 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,839 Look at Sam. Not even a flicker. 479 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,200 - Right. Here we go. - Mmm. 480 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,159 Gotta savour it. Did it taste funny? 481 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,239 Does it ever? 482 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,480 Well, why aren't you laughing then? 483 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,399 David, you need to have some of this jelly. 484 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,079 - It is so good. Okay. - Okay. 485 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,759 - We need a really nice big bit. - Nice big bit. There we go. 486 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,479 - Here comes the aeroplane. - Ah! 487 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,399 Oh, it's circling the runway, oh, here we go. 488 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,759 Uh-oh, turbulence, we're gonna stay in the air. 489 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,359 This is like CCTV footage of a nursing home. 490 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,439 Banana? 491 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,320 You think so? I… Yeah, okay. 492 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,079 They say they're easier to peel from the counterintuitive end. 493 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,640 I read that in the trades. 494 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,599 That lean-in could've been amusing many hours ago. 495 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,199 - Yes. - But now that part of me has died. 496 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,200 It's gone. 497 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,520 Can I tell you there's one minute to go. 498 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,080 Eat it. 499 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,440 Oh, my God! 500 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,759 - Mmm. - Is it banana-y? 501 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,199 - It's really good. May be the potassium. - Mmm. 502 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,639 Do you like me? 503 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:54,799 Oh, yeah, I do like you. 504 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,800 Yes. 505 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,119 - I don't want that. - Because I really like you. 506 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,240 Okay. 507 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,440 It's starting to become something of a fascination. 508 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,519 You want chips? 509 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,479 Now, we probably shouldn't have had dessert before the… 510 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:13,279 - As a savoury pudding. They're stone cold. - Yeah. Of course. Go on. 511 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,320 Okay. 512 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,039 You can't like that. 513 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,919 Okay, we're gonna count down. You have ten seconds remaining. 514 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,759 - Ten. - Okay. Quick. 515 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,039 Nine. 516 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,999 Oh, my days. 517 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,600 - Eight. - David. 518 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,320 Seven. 519 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,359 Six. 520 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,559 - This has been such a nice experience. - Mmm. 521 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:35,919 Five. 522 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,239 Chip. 523 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,440 - Four. - How's the chip? 524 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,399 Three. 525 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,080 Two. 526 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:45,720 One. 527 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,000 Mmm. 528 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:57,240 - Wow. That was incredible. - Amazing. 529 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,039 Okay, it goes to the tiebreaker. 530 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,159 - Ooh. What happens? - Ooh. 531 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,240 Whoever's caused the most cards is the winner. 532 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,479 The most laughs. 533 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,439 Who's caused the most laughs? Is it Sam or Dave? 534 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:18,200 Okay. It's come down to this. A tiebreak. Doors. 535 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,079 Hey, Jimmy. 536 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,279 Gentlemen, if you'd like to join me on the stage. 537 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,479 - Thank you. Very much. - Thanks, man. 538 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,800 You've both played an incredible game. 539 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:34,600 One of you will be declared the winner of Last one Laughing. 540 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:40,560 And I can tell you the person that caused the most laughs today is… 541 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,360 Whoa, Sam! 542 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,959 - Come on. - We've got movement. 543 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,079 Bob. 544 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,439 He's gone bright red. 545 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,639 Sorry, I was just Chadwicking. 546 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,040 David Mitchell. 547 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,679 Thank you very much. 548 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,400 We have a winner. 549 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,279 Well done. 550 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,839 - It's well-deserved. - Congratulations. Thank you. 551 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,359 Let me… …kiss you on your shoulder. 552 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,159 Oh, he's so sweet. 553 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,119 Now how do you gents feel? 554 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,319 That was quite insane. 555 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,959 'Cause I think we disappeared into a place where there was no laughter. 556 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,719 I have to say, for all of the bleakness at the end, I am delighted to win. 557 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,439 And I think that shows a want of character in me. 558 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,119 But I was very pleased. 559 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,559 What was the closest you came to laughing today? 560 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:50,439 Alan Carr. Just when I'd check him out, sometimes he would really crack me up. 561 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,999 Yeah, I came close quite a few times, early. 562 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,479 You were both absolutely unbreakable. 563 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,759 I kept thinking, this driver was telling me about growing up in foster care, 564 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:00,919 it was, like, really harrowing. 565 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:04,999 And I've just been thinking about that to get to this place. 566 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,839 Is David Mitchell a worthy winner? Absolutely. The guy is a pro. 567 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,240 Roisin, come through with the others and the trophy. 568 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:13,840 Oh, wow. 569 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,719 Yeah! 570 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,440 I'm really pleased that David won. 571 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,119 He did so much, 572 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,519 and on the strength of his singing and dancing alone, 573 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,080 I think he deserved it. 574 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,039 - Oh, wow. - Wow. 575 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,040 Here they are. 576 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:30,919 Hello. 577 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,719 I've had a lovely day. I loved it. 578 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,879 Oh, my God! 579 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,119 It went to the Mitch, 580 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:40,919 and I think he was very, very flipping solid all the way through. 581 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:45,480 You're entertaining, you're making other people laugh, but you're solid yourself. 582 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,360 Absolutely worthy of the troph. 583 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,959 - Well done. - Thank you, everyone. 584 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,559 He was funny, he was sharp. 585 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:59,639 He was just really good entertainment. So I'm really pleased he won. 586 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,719 - Well done! - Well done! 587 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,479 That was, uh, Last One Laughing, uh, season two, 588 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,559 David Mitchell is the winner. 589 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,320 I mean, they're all winners. We've had a tremendous time. 590 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,799 David's a formidable force, just because of his wit and his brain. 591 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,839 Well done, David. Nice one. 592 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:23,680 It was just a terrifically funny group of people. 593 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:29,679 I was honoured to be in their company, to be chosen alongside them, 594 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,880 it was… just genuinely felt, "Oh, this is nice." 595 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,600 That's our show, everyone. 596 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,760 Thanks for watching. Good night! 43907

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