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Hey, ladies.
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Dallas is finally starting to cool down,
y 'all. That's why.
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Just do what you want.
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I have a strange feeling.
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It's a great show filled by lattes. And
Sheeran's back on tour at the Dallas. I
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want to hear about your worst friend.
Call it.
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The Queen has.
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Tuh
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Lunchtime fruits.
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Oh my God, it's the pre -eating girls.
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It's impossible to get a job there.
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They're like more royalty.
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Here comes mother.
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The fruits are so hot.
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I heard she went crazy.
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Wait, don't they pay?
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We don't charge the fruits.
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That doesn't fit. She's so much more
than that.
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I need my shawarma. Gimme, gimme.
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Bang.
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No. My cowgirl.
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Younger.
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Some ranch with that?
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See, you want that.
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Go.
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God, I wish I was named after a crew.
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Get real.
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Sig, hit 10K today.
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Cherry, you get to help me unbox the new
shipment.
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You're basically selling for two now, so
if I want to make manager... Wait, are
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you pregging? No, no, she's talking
about... Don't say her name. She does
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work here anymore.
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Obviously, I'm not pregnant.
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What if I had a boy and had to name him,
like, Bob or some shit? Yeah.
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Apple, you would make such a better
manager than Sharon.
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Yeah, whatever it takes to get rid of
Sharon.
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I think I'll be very, very high.
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Yeah, you need a new addiction like I
need a tiny little bolero jacket.
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Wait, what if we ask Sharon to hire
someone new to replace?
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She shall not be named. No, I do not
need another crackdown mini -me.
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Yeah, we don't need anybody fake.
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It would ride or die.
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Oh, we do not take the escalator in our
skinny heels.
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I'm going to pee.
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Okay.
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Alone. Okay, bye.
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Okay.
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Hey, y 'all.
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Oh, Bree's an apple.
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Hi.
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Um, I don't know what to do with these
Renfairs, but you know here at the mall,
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we don't talk to the Mr. Peep.
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Um, actually, it's just your fault.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Shh,
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shh, shh.
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Put that down, put that down.
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Yeah.
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Okay, let's go.
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Bye. No, don't wave at her.
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What? She'll get the wrong idea.
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And then I threw my hot coffee on his
dick. Wait,
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your coffee or your latte?
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Latte, stop. This is serious.
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Oh, my God, I'm sorry. You're right. I
threw my hot latte on his dick because
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obviously I was not going to let this
man come.
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Oh, my God, of course.
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But you know what the most beautiful
part is?
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I got you an extra latte this morning.
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I had the forethought to get you an
extra latte.
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It's like we're rebelling against the
patriarchy together.
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Cherry, you have to work on this
conclusion you have to make yourself the
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character in everyone else's story.
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Exhausting.
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Yeah. This better be something I can
sell the shit out of.
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Hey, ladies.
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So for you, that'll be $800.
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Thank you.
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And this three -piece is actually on
sale for $2 ,500.
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You're so lucky.
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I know.
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Great.
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Thank you.
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Hi.
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These are so good. Have you ever tried
them all together at once? It's, like,
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amazing.
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Oh.
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Glitter mini skirts.
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The Hilary Duff collab is back. Thank
God. I'm sick of Gordo.
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No, you're a Miranda figs of Gordo.
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What's her name again?
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Pumpkin.
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Deadass?
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Dead ass what? Wait, is that like a
flavor or something? No, it's my name.
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I knew there was something special about
you.
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You did? Yeah.
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Sorry, we just have a thing about sister
salt, like bottom of the food chain.
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Next to keep calling me cookie on, you
know what I mean?
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Kind of invisible to us.
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Sorry. It's okay.
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My job doesn't define me.
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My hotness and my personality do.
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And are you guys hiring?
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Have you hit 10K yet? Because Cherry and
I are up here working our fucking tits
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off. We need you to pull your weight.
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Love you, babe.
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Copy, Apple.
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Who's that?
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Why don't you come back tomorrow, but
don't bring the pretzels, okay? They're
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like poison here.
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Actually, bring the pretzels, but only
bring the cinnamon ones.
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Apple loves cinnamon.
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Naturally.
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Thanks, Fig.
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Thanks, Pumpkin.
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So I know that we don't want to hire
anyone else, but I just met this super
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girl. Her essence is so boho, babe, and
she has a great personality.
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She's a bit of a fixer -upper, but I
told her to come back tomorrow.
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Okay, I gotta go. There's a woman down
here wearing sweatpants and going
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a breakup. It's a lot. Okay, bye.
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I keep telling you your nails are a
safety hazard.
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But I like them so much.
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Freshly baked pretzel?
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I love cinnamon.
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I heard.
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Do I know you?
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I don't think so.
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I just got here last week.
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Are you looking for a job, babe?
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Bright and early?
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I have a job.
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Do you like this job?
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I get that, though.
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Fig, get me an application.
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Mm -hmm.
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They look like little shits.
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So how do you take your coffee?
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I don't.
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It makes me mom.
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I drink tea. Okay, we can work on that.
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Do you ever feel alone sometimes?
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I have a heart tattooed on my pinky.
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I think anybody with a tiny heart
tattooed on their body is deeply alone.
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I think I got it because my parents
couldn't afford to buy me American Girl
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dolls when I was little.
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I think I'd like to be a doll myself.
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I'd like for someone to braid my hair.
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Oh, my God.
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So rude.
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What's your name?
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Pumpkin.
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Yeah, I know. It's really pumpkin.
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We're all fruits here at Freeden. What
are you up to tonight?
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Well, I was going to go home and make a
chocolate cake with my mom.
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But, like...
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What do you want to be up to tonight?
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Burn it.
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Come on.
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So, were you from Oklahoma?
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Uh, what?
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No.
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Oh, that's crazy, because you were
totally giving off a scissor -tailed
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flycatcher vibe.
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Happens all the time.
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That's the state bird of Oklahoma.
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Are we allowed to be in here?
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Technically, no.
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I know a lot about state birds.
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No one really likes me in high school,
so I know a lot about state birds.
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What's the state bird of Texas?
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Holy shit.
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Holy shit, I'm blanking on it. Oh, my
God.
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Are you from Texas?
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I'm just, I'm from Plano.
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Plano. I'm from Irving. It's over by the
Cowboy Stadium.
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And then Apple is from Grapevine, which
is actually kind of close to you. And
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then Cherry is from Highland Park.
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Whoa. Oh, don't worry. She's not rich.
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After her whole family died, she didn't
inherit anything.
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Life insurance system is so broken, you
know what I mean?
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After her entire family died?
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Well, yeah.
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Apple and Cherry are part of an elite
dead dad's club.
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Me too.
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FOMO!
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The northern mockingbird.
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That's the state bird of Texas.
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The northern mockingbird. I can't
believe I forgot that one.
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Blow me.
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Blow me.
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I don't really smoke.
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It's not smoking, it's praying.
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You're a natural, babe.
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Welcome to paradise.
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Of
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the
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tree. Winter.
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Of the root, summer.
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Cherry sober.
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Okay. Cool.
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Okay, now you see where your fruit comes
from and the peak season.
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So you would say, of the... Bush!
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Spring.
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Uh, okay.
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Of the... Dirt.
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And, uh, Halloween.
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It's a vine.
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Pumpkins grow on vines.
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I looked it up. I googled it. Just to
make sure that it was actually also a
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fruit vine. Cherry.
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You need to be more trusting. That's
another unattractive quality we have to
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work on.
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Sorry.
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I just couldn't pass up the opportunity
for a good background check.
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Y 'all, Halloween is in the fall.
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I know.
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That's banana.
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We finally completed the retail season.
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Well, if we agree that a pumpkin is a
fruit, because some scientists believe
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that it's actually a vegetable. I'm
sorry, Cherry. Do you actually fucking
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women? What? I thought you were ride or
die, babe. I am.
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I am both ride and die.
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Oh, so are you staying or are you going?
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Oh, my God.
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The retail cycle is complete.
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This is cosmic.
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Let's begin the induction.
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Okay,
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I'm sorry, but what is freaking going
on? What do you mean, babes?
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Is that blood?
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Is it weird that I'm confused?
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Right now?
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Yeah. Are you guys witches?
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What is your definition of a witch?
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Um, room six and spells, I guess.
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And Nicole Kidman.
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Yes. I studied the occult, alchemy,
astrology, astral projection.
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Where consciousness can exist without
our bodies.
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Dick has a degree in astrophysics. I'm
saving that for grad school.
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Our magic isn't some witch talk, rip
-off, fluffy bunny bullshit.
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To put it simply, our magic is the
mundane shit you would have been
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executed for in Salem.
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Being a witch is being a sister, and we
all need sisterhood to survive.
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That's why I created Paradise.
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You must follow three rules.
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Rule one, we follow the shine theory.
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Shine theory, faith.
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Women illuminate when they surround
themselves with other women who shine
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they don't do anything to dim their
light.
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Rule two,
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the vindicars.
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The demon that derives pleasure from
other people's pain and misery.
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You must banish vindicars.
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And most importantly, rule three.
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We only text boys using emojis.
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Right, Fig?
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Well, Norman's not my boyfriend, so...
He better not be.
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Ghost milk thigh gaps, rose petal bone
caps, truffle oil bitch slap, blood
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juice press.
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Slap me.
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What?
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Do it.
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No.
262
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Boo.
263
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:43,720
I really thought you... Oh my
264
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:48,440
gosh, I'm so sorry.
265
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:55,180
No worries, babe. That was the last
ingredient.
266
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:01,660
Drink up.
267
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,440
Good girl.
268
00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:30,230
Welcome to confessional.
269
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This is a safe space where we confess
our sins to the ultimate femme martyr.
270
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You must address her by her stage name.
271
00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:40,450
Which is?
272
00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:42,970
Marilyn.
273
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,450
Monroe.
274
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,310
Duh.
275
00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:50,430
No man could control her, not even the
president.
276
00:19:51,370 --> 00:19:52,990
And we honor that sacrifice.
277
00:19:56,370 --> 00:19:58,190
Am I supposed to look in the...
278
00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,910
Here? Yeah, babe.
279
00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:04,550
Uh, wait, but I just, I don't, I don't
have anything to confess, so.
280
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,710
I wouldn't be so sure about that.
281
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:28,540
I guess it's kind of cool to finally
have some female friends.
282
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,200
I just... I don't know if I buy all of
this.
283
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,120
The whole girl supporting girl thing.
284
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:41,520
Paradise.
285
00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:43,680
The shine theory.
286
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:50,140
I mean, don't get me wrong. I wish it
was real, but...
287
00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:58,930
I guess sisterhood just doesn't come
naturally to me.
288
00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:08,810
And look, I tried to be the girl with
the matching friendship tattoos and
289
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:13,430
the burning sage, but it didn't really
work.
290
00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:21,410
All I was left with was, you know, a
weird heart on my
291
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,390
knuckle and a hamster with asthma.
292
00:21:29,930 --> 00:21:36,410
I mean, maybe she's not, but maybe she
could finally teach me how.
293
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,320
Hey, Mom.
294
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:04,400
Yeah, sorry.
295
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,620
Yeah, I'm okay.
296
00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:09,680
I'm having a slumber party tonight.
297
00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:15,060
Yeah, it's her.
298
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,160
I don't know, but I'm going to find out.
299
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:30,040
Good morning, shoppers. The mall stores
will open in 30 minutes.
300
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,600
Our latte's gonna get cold.
301
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:51,920
Do you smell that?
302
00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:56,320
Yeah. Smells like puppies breath and
cinnamon sticks.
303
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,520
Is someone wearing the
304
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:04,720
Mojave body mist?
305
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,520
Yeah.
306
00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,000
I'm wearing it.
307
00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:13,550
Head down, hoops on, bottoms up, coffee
drunk.
308
00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:17,790
32, cow high, brother, you know we don't
give a...
309
00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:23,210
You are
310
00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:27,710
so Andy Sachs right now.
311
00:23:28,550 --> 00:23:30,290
I got you a pumpkin spice latte.
312
00:23:30,790 --> 00:23:32,190
Coffee makes me bomb.
313
00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:34,770
Miranda Priestly would totally take you
to Paris.
314
00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:40,520
You might be ready for your trial set.
315
00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:42,600
I'm not already hired.
316
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,420
Oh, no, Sharon has to approve of it.
317
00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:45,840
Who is Sharon?
318
00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:47,060
The manager.
319
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,280
I know.
320
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,940
What did he look like?
321
00:24:06,990 --> 00:24:09,050
Like a critter. Oh, okay.
322
00:24:12,070 --> 00:24:13,910
Perf. You could take this one, pumpkin.
323
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:19,250
Hi.
324
00:24:19,470 --> 00:24:21,150
Anything I can help you with today?
325
00:24:22,090 --> 00:24:23,490
What do girls like?
326
00:24:24,490 --> 00:24:27,650
Hey, Belinda, stop chasing Mackenzie.
327
00:24:29,190 --> 00:24:30,870
Sorry, I'm a bit of a man.
328
00:24:31,190 --> 00:24:34,930
Oh, don't. I know it. I used to put my
dad through all sorts of shenanigans.
329
00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:36,890
But... You know, don't worry.
330
00:24:37,130 --> 00:24:39,050
They'll always be daddy's little girls
at heart.
331
00:24:40,190 --> 00:24:41,350
I know. I still am.
332
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:44,030
Um, so what can I help you with?
333
00:24:44,430 --> 00:24:45,430
Uh, baby.
334
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:48,750
Momfluencer.
335
00:24:50,350 --> 00:24:51,370
Oh, my God.
336
00:24:52,230 --> 00:24:55,330
Do you have sand in your ass crack?
Because you weren't giving.
337
00:24:55,910 --> 00:24:56,910
Beach, babe.
338
00:24:57,050 --> 00:24:58,610
Where is your tan from?
339
00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:00,510
Oh, we were just saying I have sand.
340
00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:05,410
But I'm not sure if it's big enough
because I want it to block both my face.
341
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,860
And my baby. That is so thoughtful of
you.
342
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,560
I honestly think if I had a kid, I would
never think of them.
343
00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:13,840
Oh, my God. What is her name?
344
00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:15,500
Oh, it's a boy.
345
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,320
Sorry.
346
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,840
You just need a little fabric, sweetie.
Just a little.
347
00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:25,260
Oh!
348
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,740
We have a baby over here.
349
00:25:49,030 --> 00:25:52,070
Galveston, Virgin Mary, holy being.
350
00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:53,930
Are you a poet?
351
00:25:54,870 --> 00:25:56,070
No, I'm a witch.
352
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:59,630
You conjure confidence here at Freedon,
babe.
353
00:26:00,630 --> 00:26:01,910
You look amazing.
354
00:26:02,390 --> 00:26:03,390
Gorge.
355
00:26:04,170 --> 00:26:05,170
Wow.
356
00:26:06,570 --> 00:26:07,570
Baby!
357
00:26:26,090 --> 00:26:27,090
He was so sweet.
358
00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:30,090
Makes me really miss my dad.
359
00:26:32,070 --> 00:26:34,450
What, because he bought them stuff? He's
a good guy?
360
00:26:34,690 --> 00:26:37,610
They probably caught him with his
mistress or something. It's called a
361
00:26:37,610 --> 00:26:39,030
present. You don't know that.
362
00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:43,710
Men are two -faced pumpkins, come on.
363
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:52,090
What was that? Nothing.
364
00:26:53,870 --> 00:26:56,270
Code Dill. I repeat, Code Dill.
365
00:26:56,770 --> 00:26:57,770
Go upstairs.
366
00:26:57,930 --> 00:26:58,930
Don't engage.
367
00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:01,250
Do y 'all know her? Copy. Code Dill.
368
00:27:02,110 --> 00:27:03,810
Vindicaar. Apple.
369
00:27:04,550 --> 00:27:05,570
In my office.
370
00:27:09,930 --> 00:27:10,930
Yes.
371
00:27:11,270 --> 00:27:12,570
Reporting another incident.
372
00:27:14,670 --> 00:27:18,670
Apple, this cannot happen again with the
new girl. It won't.
373
00:27:23,370 --> 00:27:24,370
It's going to feel true.
374
00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,730
You have so much potential, pumpkin.
375
00:27:32,930 --> 00:27:35,550
I see so much of myself in you.
376
00:27:36,150 --> 00:27:42,030
You know, when I was a sales girl, not
yet a saleswoman, I had a knack for
377
00:27:42,030 --> 00:27:43,550
making something out of nothing.
378
00:27:46,590 --> 00:27:49,290
Even when I was a tiny little apple, I
had a green thumb.
379
00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:57,990
I made my own paradise out of
playground, dollhouse, and
380
00:27:57,990 --> 00:28:01,050
oversized Costco boxes.
381
00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:04,230
Because I had to.
382
00:28:04,930 --> 00:28:06,650
I had to what? Survive.
383
00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:11,850
Women who don't have a garden won't
grow.
384
00:28:13,270 --> 00:28:14,690
What does that one bitch say?
385
00:28:15,490 --> 00:28:16,870
A room of one's own.
386
00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:19,110
Virginia Woolf.
387
00:28:20,050 --> 00:28:21,390
No, that doesn't sound right.
388
00:28:23,190 --> 00:28:24,190
Anyways.
389
00:28:25,590 --> 00:28:27,850
We have to create spaces for ourselves.
390
00:28:30,190 --> 00:28:31,270
Rip out the weeds.
391
00:28:32,570 --> 00:28:33,590
Throw out the snakes.
392
00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:39,330
There's always work to be done to
protect your garden.
393
00:28:41,710 --> 00:28:45,210
We can do it together. Are you looking
to buy? Yeah, if I can find it.
394
00:28:47,950 --> 00:28:49,810
Look at what we already accomplished
today.
395
00:28:53,370 --> 00:28:57,470
When we met, I felt this connection.
396
00:28:59,710 --> 00:29:00,710
Like blood.
397
00:29:03,370 --> 00:29:04,790
You did, did you?
398
00:29:10,810 --> 00:29:16,070
Which is why I'm happy to say you're
hired, babe.
399
00:29:17,070 --> 00:29:18,190
Yeah. Yeah.
400
00:29:18,770 --> 00:29:20,270
Where the fuck is the pumpkin charm?
401
00:29:23,350 --> 00:29:26,110
Thank you so much. I could have used
that about ten minutes ago.
402
00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:31,790
Jane is the ultimate girl boss.
403
00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:33,790
She really does it all.
404
00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:36,310
I wish I could hold down that many jobs.
405
00:29:44,930 --> 00:29:45,930
OMG, pumpkin.
406
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,640
Jane does detective is my favorite. Look
at her little tacky trench.
407
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:52,900
You shouldn't have.
408
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:58,080
I mean, well, you needed a talisman and
she is the ultimate girl boss.
409
00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,119
So true.
410
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,540
My talisman is Shirley Taylor.
411
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:06,260
The dead child actor? No, no. My nine
-year -old Scottish fold. It's the same
412
00:30:06,260 --> 00:30:08,840
kind of cat that Taylor Swift has. A lot
of people thought that she discovered
413
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,860
Ed Sheeran, but she didn't. We should
name her Marilyn.
414
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:14,180
Oh, no, no, no. I think she should be
part of the group.
415
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,560
You should do the honors of unpacking
them.
416
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,200
Oh, Apple!
417
00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:25,980
I had dips on the stilettos. Oh, are you
literally an infant?
418
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,200
No?
419
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:40,380
Do you think pumpkin is Apple's mini
-me?
420
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:45,000
Why does she like her so much?
421
00:30:48,910 --> 00:30:50,010
Keep your enemies close.
422
00:30:53,050 --> 00:30:57,650
Hi. Hey. What are you guys doing? Love
your hair.
423
00:31:15,990 --> 00:31:18,250
Happy winter solstice.
424
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,540
Fall is over.
425
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:23,360
Pumpkin has completed her retail cycle.
426
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,660
So we celebrate her first month with us.
And welcome.
427
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,860
The birth of the sun.
428
00:31:32,820 --> 00:31:33,820
Thanks.
429
00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:36,840
Open up.
430
00:32:13,610 --> 00:32:16,130
sequins. It's a placebo, babe.
431
00:32:16,390 --> 00:32:19,090
This is just what paradise feels like.
432
00:32:34,590 --> 00:32:35,590
Hi.
433
00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:40,850
What is that? That's my planner.
434
00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:44,240
Apple has me on a strict schedule.
435
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,220
You know, for, like, my mental health.
436
00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:51,020
You know what?
437
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,680
On Wednesdays, I have therapy.
438
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,080
I need somebody to cover for me.
439
00:32:56,740 --> 00:32:58,040
If you're lucky, that could be you.
440
00:33:02,420 --> 00:33:05,800
So, um, Apple has a calendar for you?
441
00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:10,540
That's kind of controlling.
442
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,080
Apple helped me get sober.
443
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:21,280
And not, like, sad sober. Like, fun, hot
sober.
444
00:33:23,660 --> 00:33:29,500
And she's helping me with a lot of...
You know what?
445
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,780
I shouldn't dumb -truck my issues on
you.
446
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,480
We're working on that, too.
447
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,280
I have a really bad case of main
character syndrome.
448
00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:43,400
Guys, come dance with me. Okay.
449
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,920
Confessional for you tonight, Fig.
450
00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:06,940
What?
451
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,820
Cherry said you ditched her to meet
Norman.
452
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,440
No, I didn't.
453
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,219
Stop. We have proof.
454
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:19,300
We had plans to walk wistfully through
the parking lot at sunset.
455
00:34:20,699 --> 00:34:22,880
I have to walk wistfully by myself.
456
00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:27,860
Okay.
457
00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:57,980
Forgive me, Marilyn.
458
00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:07,460
For... I want to build an Ikea couch
with Norman.
459
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:15,040
I want to talk to him in words, not
emojis.
460
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,960
It's my mother's dream come true.
461
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:25,700
She always wanted me to be a part of
someone else's toolbox.
462
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000
and put away.
463
00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:38,860
I watched my mother love someone
entirely and give up on herself.
464
00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:46,160
I got piercings so I wouldn't give up on
myself.
465
00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:50,320
Got a physics degree so I wouldn't give
up on myself.
466
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:55,500
I allowed myself to find peace and
freedom.
467
00:35:56,060 --> 00:35:58,340
in paradise, so I wouldn't give up on
myself.
468
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,840
And I still feel alone.
469
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,320
And then I met him.
470
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:18,580
And he complimented me on my music
taste, and my piercings, and he told me
471
00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:21,740
his name was Norman, and Marilyn, you
know that Psycho is my favorite movie.
472
00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:26,120
He just wants me around.
473
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,320
But now I feel flitted too.
474
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:39,940
And I am terrified that I am going to
get the same haircut as my mother.
475
00:36:46,860 --> 00:36:48,080
Is she happy?
476
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:57,839
I want to text that.
477
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,000
Cole, I'm glad you changed.
478
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:01,600
Did you lock your car this time?
479
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,080
Yeah, I think so.
480
00:37:03,540 --> 00:37:04,780
You parked right there.
481
00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:05,598
Oh, I parked right there.
482
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,860
Bye. Good night.
483
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,080
Bye, pumpkin.
484
00:37:08,740 --> 00:37:10,560
Bye. I love you. I love you so much.
485
00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:12,100
Oh,
486
00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:13,660
it is cold.
487
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,560
Hi,
488
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,419
Mom.
489
00:37:24,420 --> 00:37:26,420
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I missed your
call.
490
00:37:26,710 --> 00:37:28,510
Yeah, I'll pick up Betty Crocker on the
way home.
491
00:37:29,930 --> 00:37:31,850
Yeah, I'm being safe.
492
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:43,630
I don't know yet, but I think I can
crack the other two to find out.
493
00:37:53,290 --> 00:37:55,690
She can ring you up right now. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah, sure.
494
00:37:56,410 --> 00:37:59,550
Are you... Don't you want to make the
sale?
495
00:38:00,490 --> 00:38:01,490
No, no.
496
00:38:01,870 --> 00:38:04,030
It's not for me to tell. Oh, right.
497
00:38:04,270 --> 00:38:05,690
Yes. Yeah. Therapy.
498
00:38:07,170 --> 00:38:08,029
It's Wednesday.
499
00:38:08,030 --> 00:38:09,030
Yeah. Have fun.
500
00:38:33,550 --> 00:38:34,550
I forgot something.
501
00:40:21,260 --> 00:40:24,440
I wanted to make sure that you ate.
502
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:25,740
That's so sweet.
503
00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:28,600
Um, I ate.
504
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,460
Shit, I, uh, I gotta go.
505
00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:32,759
He's gotta go.
506
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,160
I bet I burnt the, uh, snaker doodles.
507
00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:36,460
Yeah, yeah.
508
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:39,500
Um, give me a sec.
509
00:40:55,180 --> 00:40:56,840
What's the craziest place you've ever
had sex?
510
00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:58,220
Um, I'm a virgin.
511
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,920
Really? Yeah.
512
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:05,360
That's so adorable.
513
00:41:06,260 --> 00:41:07,260
You know what?
514
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,280
I've been thinking.
515
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,420
You could be my new mini -me.
516
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,000
Um, mini -me? Yeah, we could get
matching tattoos.
517
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,280
Look,
518
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,220
please don't tell Apple about this.
519
00:41:22,660 --> 00:41:23,820
Um, why?
520
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,620
I just have enough unattractive
qualities.
521
00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:30,020
What, so Apple doesn't like sex?
522
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,500
No, Apple doesn't like when I have sex
on Wednesdays.
523
00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:34,820
But you always have sex on Wednesdays.
524
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:36,240
What?
525
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:38,880
Well, isn't today Wednesday?
526
00:41:41,860 --> 00:41:44,320
You know what? Free pass if you weren't
Tuesday, right?
527
00:41:46,580 --> 00:41:48,760
You know, the schedule's actually kind
of nice.
528
00:41:49,420 --> 00:41:53,980
Because, um, Pete is trying to make sure
I stay sober and I don't get dick
529
00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:54,980
whipped.
530
00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:57,460
Right, but what's wrong with Dick?
531
00:41:58,460 --> 00:42:01,260
I mean, she's like this with Fig, too,
right?
532
00:42:02,060 --> 00:42:03,260
Apple means well.
533
00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:09,460
She just... She had bad experiences
growing up with her dad.
534
00:42:11,140 --> 00:42:13,160
You know, the way he treated her mom and
her.
535
00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:15,040
Basically abandoned them.
536
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,420
It's not my story to tell.
537
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:19,960
But he sucks.
538
00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:22,220
R .I .P.
539
00:42:24,270 --> 00:42:25,169
Or not.
540
00:42:25,170 --> 00:42:26,170
All right?
541
00:42:27,150 --> 00:42:29,330
Something. Not pee. Are y 'all stealing?
542
00:42:29,650 --> 00:42:32,850
Because if you're stealing, there's
cameras around here, y 'all. No, we're
543
00:42:32,850 --> 00:42:33,850
stealing.
544
00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:37,590
Hey, listen.
545
00:42:38,410 --> 00:42:41,190
I will not tell Apple Cherry.
546
00:42:41,710 --> 00:42:44,790
I mean, Mini -Me wouldn't do that,
right?
547
00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:47,250
Pumpkin!
548
00:42:47,570 --> 00:42:51,490
Okay, and I won't tell her that you're a
virgin, because she also hates virgins.
549
00:42:52,290 --> 00:42:53,290
No.
550
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,120
Hey. Hello.
551
00:43:01,340 --> 00:43:02,340
Hi. Hi.
552
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:03,760
Hey.
553
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,700
Oh, I, um... Oh, my God.
554
00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:12,380
That's so nice. Yeah, I... You're so
sweet. I don't know, I mean, okay, yeah.
555
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,960
Oh, my God, I have the best mini -me
ever.
556
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:15,740
Really? Yes.
557
00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:18,540
Wow. What are you reading?
558
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,880
Um, uh, you know.
559
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,040
Okay.
560
00:43:23,820 --> 00:43:24,820
Isn't that a big thing?
561
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,640
Well, you know, I want to get to know
all of you. But, I mean, okay, hold on.
562
00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:30,140
Wait a second. There's some good stuff
in here.
563
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,080
Thank you for covering me, Pumps.
564
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,380
Hey, Sharon, can you cover me at the
register for a sec? I gotta go drop the
565
00:43:57,380 --> 00:43:59,380
kids off at the pool. Okay, thank you.
Bye.
566
00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:14,380
Hi.
567
00:44:15,140 --> 00:44:16,580
Babe, you know I love to dip.
568
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:18,240
Thumbs up emoji.
569
00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:21,380
Um,
570
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,800
uh, beat emoji?
571
00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:25,600
Boy and girl kissing emoji.
572
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,160
Red heart emoji.
573
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:29,620
And a red question emoji.
574
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:34,840
Norman, no one's watching me here. You
can just verbally ask me what you want
575
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,100
ask me. Would you be my girlfriend?
576
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,480
Huh?
577
00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:41,020
What do you think?
578
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,880
Yes. What?
579
00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:46,340
I said yes.
580
00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:50,120
She said yes, everyone!
581
00:44:54,540 --> 00:44:57,480
And that's not even the best part. How
could it get any better?
582
00:44:57,860 --> 00:45:01,820
I got us tickets to see Ed Sheeran. No!
Yes! No! Yes!
583
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,020
This is something for you.
584
00:45:08,380 --> 00:45:09,380
What's up?
585
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Wait.
586
00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:19,540
I thought I left the... Spooky ringtone,
babe.
587
00:45:23,850 --> 00:45:24,850
What do you want?
588
00:45:25,230 --> 00:45:27,030
I just came to bring you your phone.
589
00:45:27,270 --> 00:45:28,350
I really can't move.
590
00:45:28,590 --> 00:45:32,370
It is very hard for me to make friends,
just like the great horned owl.
591
00:45:33,070 --> 00:45:36,630
Really? I feel like you're more of a
rosy -faced lovebird.
592
00:45:37,110 --> 00:45:39,130
Super social and kind.
593
00:45:40,150 --> 00:45:43,710
You've learned about birds from me?
594
00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:47,930
The northern mockingbird can sing up to
200 different songs and sounds from
595
00:45:47,930 --> 00:45:49,730
other insects and amphibians.
596
00:45:50,310 --> 00:45:51,310
Okay.
597
00:45:53,930 --> 00:45:55,530
Have you ever seen Psycho?
598
00:45:55,810 --> 00:45:57,630
No. Ew. Hate horror movies.
599
00:45:58,010 --> 00:45:59,010
Okay.
600
00:45:59,510 --> 00:46:02,910
Well, Norman was named after Norman
Bates because he's such a mama's boy.
601
00:46:03,850 --> 00:46:04,850
That's so cute.
602
00:46:05,010 --> 00:46:08,610
I know. He's so loving. He's my favorite
boy in the whole wide world, Pumpkin.
603
00:46:08,630 --> 00:46:11,810
Please do not tell them and take that
away from me. Oh, no. That's not what
604
00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:14,330
trying to do. Carrie and Apple will not
understand.
605
00:46:14,570 --> 00:46:17,930
I think Carrie will understand. She's
fucking all of the food court on
606
00:46:17,930 --> 00:46:18,930
Wednesdays. What?
607
00:46:19,100 --> 00:46:20,580
She's not allowed to have sex on
Wednesdays.
608
00:46:20,780 --> 00:46:24,180
Yeah, I just, I don't understand all of
these secrets. And why are you so
609
00:46:24,180 --> 00:46:26,520
afraid? Baffled. We can't let history
repeat itself.
610
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,940
Fig, you're not making any sense right
now. And we're in a little bit of a
611
00:46:29,940 --> 00:46:31,820
pickle here. Oh, my God. Do you know her
name?
612
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,160
What?
613
00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:34,700
Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a
fruit.
614
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,740
Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a
fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle
615
00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:38,718
fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle
isn't a fruit.
616
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:39,160
Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a
fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle
617
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:39,920
fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle
isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit.
618
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:40,920
isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit.
619
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,280
Pickle isn't a fruit.
620
00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:52,620
Pickle was the perfect boho babe.
621
00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:58,400
Sun -kissed blonde hair, zero daddy
issues, and effortlessly for Gina
622
00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:02,160
Apple immediately knew she found her
mini -me.
623
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:07,080
It's a guttural feeling, kind of like
finding a soulmate, you know?
624
00:47:07,660 --> 00:47:11,200
They were as glued together as Pickle's
glitter -fake lashes.
625
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,680
We all loved her.
626
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:17,940
We were like the four elements, living
in complete harmony.
627
00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:23,140
But then, then Pickle met Ashton.
628
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,160
Ashton was Avril Skater boy hot. I want
to be bad boy.
629
00:47:28,060 --> 00:47:32,680
And it rubbed off on Pickle. She even
started wearing mini Ugg boots to rebel
630
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,140
against the free eating dress code.
631
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,980
It got nasty fat.
632
00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:38,740
Apple was furious.
633
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:44,780
After Pickle skipped her third paradise,
because obviously Ashton was more
634
00:47:44,780 --> 00:47:48,660
important, Apple told us we were going
to try something fucking lit.
635
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:50,840
A hex.
636
00:47:50,940 --> 00:47:53,120
Stop. You didn't tell us against who.
637
00:47:53,340 --> 00:47:54,980
Just that they deserved it.
638
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,780
What you have done to me, let it rebound
on you tenfold.
639
00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:06,040
I curse your ugliness and cruelty.
640
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,120
I condemn you, Snake.
641
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,900
I condemn you, Snake.
642
00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:18,160
I condemn you, Snake. I condemn you,
Snake.
643
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,160
Next thing we knew, Ashton was in a
coma.
644
00:48:25,780 --> 00:48:27,620
Like some Grey's Anatomy type shit.
645
00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:32,340
They think someone at Free Eden poisoned
him, but no one knew who.
646
00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:35,120
And Pickle, he lost it.
647
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,460
Okay, wait.
648
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:43,500
Poisoned?
649
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,120
With what?
650
00:48:45,940 --> 00:48:49,060
Tyler, oh my god, this is a private
conversation. Get out!
651
00:48:49,630 --> 00:48:53,210
Girl, I don't know. I'm not his next of
kin. All I can tell you is that the
652
00:48:53,210 --> 00:48:56,270
police got involved and Pickle was
committed to a hospital.
653
00:48:56,570 --> 00:48:57,529
For how long?
654
00:48:57,530 --> 00:48:58,308
A while.
655
00:48:58,310 --> 00:49:00,150
And that's when corporate brought in
Sharon.
656
00:49:00,550 --> 00:49:05,270
Why? I don't know. They thought that
Free Eden could become a toxic workplace
657
00:49:05,270 --> 00:49:08,550
something and they wanted someone to
oversee us, which we don't need because
658
00:49:08,550 --> 00:49:11,770
we're obviously women supporting other
women. That's why Apple hates her,
659
00:49:11,810 --> 00:49:13,050
because she's not supporting us.
660
00:49:13,470 --> 00:49:14,470
Not really, anyway.
661
00:49:14,710 --> 00:49:16,210
I can't let anything happen to Norman.
662
00:49:17,310 --> 00:49:18,370
What do you mean?
663
00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:24,340
Whatever that hex was, what we did was
dangerous, babe.
664
00:50:25,740 --> 00:50:26,740
Mom?
665
00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:01,660
Wait!
666
00:51:01,780 --> 00:51:02,780
No, wait, wait, wait!
667
00:51:58,660 --> 00:51:59,660
Ron,
668
00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:07,960
what happened to you? She's dangerous.
669
00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:11,080
She hurt someone she loved.
670
00:52:11,950 --> 00:52:13,470
She hurts someone she loves.
671
00:52:13,890 --> 00:52:15,670
She hurts someone she loves.
672
00:52:15,970 --> 00:52:17,750
She hurts someone she loves.
673
00:52:18,670 --> 00:52:19,670
No.
674
00:52:37,310 --> 00:52:38,310
Sharon?
675
00:52:39,830 --> 00:52:40,890
In the break room.
676
00:52:49,390 --> 00:52:52,470
Hey Sharon, can I talk to you for a sec?
677
00:52:53,110 --> 00:52:54,110
Yeah, come on in.
678
00:52:55,950 --> 00:52:57,190
I need to show you something.
679
00:52:58,570 --> 00:52:59,570
What is it?
680
00:53:15,530 --> 00:53:17,050
I had a strange premonition.
681
00:53:31,609 --> 00:53:34,230
Sorry Sharon, I folded them.
682
00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:37,090
Who taught you how to fold those?
683
00:53:42,460 --> 00:53:45,280
Don't worry, I'll come with you on this
one. It's like the fourth time that
684
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,380
she's called you in this week.
685
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,260
Yeah, and she only ever calls an apple
because Apple's always getting in
686
00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:50,260
trouble.
687
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:54,440
Yeah, I can talk to her alone. It's
fine. I will teach her how to fold Chino
688
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,500
pants from now on. Don't worry about
Sharon, babe. Come.
689
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:03,580
Chino pants are a very awkward name.
690
00:54:18,890 --> 00:54:25,870
Hey guys, I talked to Sharon and
everything's... Change into this, babe.
691
00:54:26,370 --> 00:54:28,750
You look like you've seen someone
wearing white after Labor Day.
692
00:54:36,590 --> 00:54:39,010
A snake is attempting to enter our
garden, ladies.
693
00:54:40,530 --> 00:54:42,330
Sharon may be plotting to fire a
pumpkin.
694
00:54:43,710 --> 00:54:45,290
We must protect our crops.
695
00:54:45,850 --> 00:54:46,990
By any means necessary.
696
00:54:47,530 --> 00:54:48,530
Dude, come on.
697
00:54:49,810 --> 00:54:55,550
Yeah, maybe we could just do some cute
dark magic. Like... The spill for
698
00:54:55,550 --> 00:54:56,550
dandruff? No.
699
00:54:56,950 --> 00:54:58,310
Stop fucking around.
700
00:54:58,750 --> 00:54:59,750
I don't hate Sharon.
701
00:54:59,830 --> 00:55:01,370
What are you even talking about,
Pumpkin?
702
00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:04,870
We don't know what Sharon is capable of.
She could destroy us.
703
00:55:05,330 --> 00:55:07,210
And that is why we need to do this hex.
704
00:55:07,730 --> 00:55:11,610
Sharon is a snake. She's always been a
snake. And you know how we handle snakes
705
00:55:11,610 --> 00:55:12,610
in our garden.
706
00:55:14,930 --> 00:55:17,320
Like... how you handled Ashton and
Pickle?
707
00:55:18,580 --> 00:55:19,580
What did you say?
708
00:55:22,060 --> 00:55:23,060
Who told her?
709
00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:27,640
Do we have another snake amongst us?
710
00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:32,360
We all did that, Hex, including Pickle.
711
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:37,140
And we went into it agreeing that
whoever deserved the punishment would
712
00:55:37,140 --> 00:55:38,640
it. We can't do this.
713
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,420
Just be grateful it isn't Norman.
714
00:55:56,330 --> 00:55:57,450
You don't trust me, babe?
715
00:55:58,930 --> 00:56:00,230
I thought I was your PFF.
716
00:56:01,270 --> 00:56:02,270
You are.
717
00:56:20,930 --> 00:56:25,410
What you have done to me, let it rebound
on you.
718
00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:30,980
Tenfold. I curse your ugliness and
cruelty.
719
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,080
Uh, hello?
720
00:56:40,380 --> 00:56:44,000
I condemn you, Snake. I condemn you,
Snake. I condemn you, Snake.
721
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,780
Babe, you have to join in order for it
to work. We're literally doing this for
722
00:56:51,780 --> 00:56:52,780
you.
723
00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:00,560
I condemn you.
724
00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:15,100
Hey,
725
00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:20,340
Pom.
726
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,140
I got you some Lickin' Courage.
727
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,720
How many times do I have to tell you I
don't drink coffee?
728
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,600
Oh, girl, let's take some matcha latte.
I got you.
729
00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:35,080
Oh, um, what are you still doing here?
730
00:57:35,660 --> 00:57:37,100
Apple made us swear to stick around.
731
00:57:37,420 --> 00:57:38,420
Were you talking with Sharon?
732
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,020
Why can't I do anything by myself?
733
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,180
Maybe we all just want to support you.
734
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,340
We're worried about you, you know?
735
00:58:06,759 --> 00:58:09,660
Um, I think, I think the hex backfired.
736
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,700
I mean, never said your hex famous,
though. Apple, what if it hit Pickle
737
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,600
instead? What if this is our fault?
738
00:58:23,340 --> 00:58:24,340
Let's get out of here.
739
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,600
Please don't fire Pumpkin.
740
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:41,760
What are you talking about?
741
00:58:42,260 --> 00:58:44,960
What did you do to Pickle? Why are you
accusing me?
742
00:58:45,340 --> 00:58:47,860
All I ever do around here is try to help
people.
743
00:58:49,060 --> 00:58:53,160
I am an empath, Sharon. I am trying to
make the world a better place.
744
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:58,520
Do you think you can make the world a
better place by getting rid of someone?
745
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,400
What are you talking about?
746
00:59:02,540 --> 00:59:04,460
Are you going to tell corporate?
747
00:59:04,980 --> 00:59:06,100
Tell corporate what?
748
00:59:14,060 --> 00:59:15,120
Pickle, do you feel bad?
749
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:17,200
Why would I feel bad? I didn't push her.
750
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:18,800
You didn't?
751
00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:22,700
Did you?
752
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:25,520
So falling apart.
753
00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:28,100
Not on my watch.
754
01:00:30,450 --> 01:00:32,770
Forgive me, Marilyn, for I have sinned.
755
01:00:34,330 --> 01:00:36,550
Some people in Highland Park think I'm
dead.
756
01:00:38,610 --> 01:00:39,930
I've never corrected them.
757
01:00:42,430 --> 01:00:47,810
You know, if your entire family dies in
a fire, yes, you sort of die too.
758
01:00:50,350 --> 01:00:55,650
I just miss the ones I loved that died
in a house that burned in two minutes
759
01:00:55,650 --> 01:01:01,850
while I was fucking the prom king in a
donut shop parking lot.
760
01:01:04,330 --> 01:01:10,350
You know, Shirley Temple found me there,
and she told me about the fire, but...
761
01:01:10,350 --> 01:01:17,290
I
762
01:01:17,290 --> 01:01:18,330
don't really feel...
763
01:01:19,020 --> 01:01:20,140
alive anymore.
764
01:01:24,620 --> 01:01:26,100
Except when I'm with Apple.
765
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,780
Men definitely don't think I'm alive.
766
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:38,520
They just wanna buy me with diamonds.
767
01:01:47,820 --> 01:01:49,820
I think they think it's fun to fuck a
ghost.
768
01:01:56,140 --> 01:01:58,320
They don't care about me like Apple
does.
769
01:02:05,420 --> 01:02:08,900
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
770
01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:11,260
You said that.
771
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,620
Is Apple still my best friend?
772
01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:33,000
I thought I could be her antidote.
773
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:36,420
That was foolish of me.
774
01:02:38,540 --> 01:02:44,740
She will always be that cartoonish
poison apple.
775
01:02:48,620 --> 01:02:49,620
You know, Apple!
776
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:59,640
Apple has a story that's really
interesting.
777
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:07,080
You know, she poisoned her dad.
778
01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:12,480
How much more interesting can you get?
779
01:04:12,590 --> 01:04:17,570
Good morning, shoppers. Due to severe
thunderstorm warnings, some of our store
780
01:04:17,570 --> 01:04:21,070
hours...
781
01:04:21,070 --> 01:04:29,930
Cherry.
782
01:04:31,330 --> 01:04:34,470
Why is Shirley Temple here? She's going
to destroy the monochromatic urine
783
01:04:34,470 --> 01:04:38,830
basket. Oh, Shirley Temple is my new
mini -me. I'm allergic to cats.
784
01:04:39,130 --> 01:04:40,290
Of course you are.
785
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:42,620
Everyone, please look at my icing by
Ina.
786
01:04:47,380 --> 01:04:50,280
Everyone, please comment on my icing by
Ina.
787
01:04:51,340 --> 01:04:52,620
Wow. Oh, my God.
788
01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:54,360
Icing by Ina. Wow.
789
01:04:54,580 --> 01:04:56,440
Wow. It looks really beautiful.
790
01:04:56,700 --> 01:04:58,080
I love cupcake. Okay. Thanks.
791
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:08,300
I know yesterday was whack, but it's
really not my fault because I Googled it
792
01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:10,080
and Mercury was in retrograde, so.
793
01:05:10,570 --> 01:05:11,570
There you go.
794
01:05:13,890 --> 01:05:18,830
Dad, I think I'm having a nervous
breakdown. Is it crazy that I walked
795
01:05:18,830 --> 01:05:20,350
without an umbrella? See?
796
01:05:21,090 --> 01:05:22,410
Mercury in retrograde. No.
797
01:05:22,730 --> 01:05:24,430
Bitch, it's tornado season.
798
01:05:24,810 --> 01:05:27,450
Maybe the water could, like, wash away
our sins.
799
01:05:29,090 --> 01:05:30,330
What's Shirley Temple doing here?
800
01:05:30,590 --> 01:05:32,630
Uh, Carrie is also having a nervous
breakdown.
801
01:05:32,890 --> 01:05:35,390
Pumpkin, I went on a hot girl jog this
morning.
802
01:05:35,690 --> 01:05:38,230
Could somebody having a nervous
breakdown go on a jog? Pumpkin?
803
01:05:38,860 --> 01:05:41,960
Do you know how hard it is to get a
cupcake to look like a pumpkin?
804
01:05:42,980 --> 01:05:44,020
But I got that done.
805
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:46,080
For you.
806
01:05:47,020 --> 01:05:52,240
Guys, I think we need to talk about...
Everyone, please eat your eye by eye,
807
01:05:52,420 --> 01:05:53,420
please.
808
01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:04,480
Thank you.
809
01:06:19,210 --> 01:06:20,230
Swallow your seed.
810
01:06:21,450 --> 01:06:22,450
Sure.
811
01:06:35,430 --> 01:06:36,430
Apple?
812
01:06:48,940 --> 01:06:51,700
What the hell was in my eye -by -eye?
What?
813
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:58,860
What are you talking about? Did you put
something in... Don't
814
01:06:58,860 --> 01:07:05,240
touch me. I'm gonna walk you, Sharon.
Don't you dare, Finn. I'm sorry, okay?
815
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:08,180
just a little freaked out. First it was
pickle, and now this?
816
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:11,880
Dude, you know it's bad when the
scientist is scared.
817
01:07:12,180 --> 01:07:14,720
Yeah, Apple, could we sidebar for a
quick stick?
818
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:17,580
Not right now. It's actually a 911.
819
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:27,000
Hey, so, um, did you girlboss again?
820
01:07:28,340 --> 01:07:30,080
What the freak are you talking about?
821
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,780
You know, like with your dad. Stop
talking.
822
01:07:35,580 --> 01:07:36,580
Okay, who did this?
823
01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:41,100
I know it wasn't me. I know it wasn't
the icing by Ina tick because I caught
824
01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:42,900
blowing the keep calm and cookie on
employee.
825
01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:44,420
She's okay with it too.
826
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:48,180
What do you mean by too? So I have the
ultimate blackmail on her.
827
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:49,520
So who did this?
828
01:07:49,940 --> 01:07:50,940
Wait.
829
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:52,960
Where were you guys when Pickle jumped?
830
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:56,820
Where was Pumpkin?
831
01:07:57,520 --> 01:07:59,620
She could have been the snake this whole
time.
832
01:08:00,260 --> 01:08:04,300
That's why she's over there, running for
mayor of Vomville.
833
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:12,780
You are so fucking ugly right now,
Cherry. I don't care how much rare
834
01:08:12,780 --> 01:08:13,880
mascara you use.
835
01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:16,819
Your insides are on fire.
836
01:08:17,399 --> 01:08:19,439
And I can smell the smoke.
837
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,899
Emergency paradise tonight. What?
838
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:26,120
No excuses.
839
01:08:26,340 --> 01:08:29,880
Remember, we did this hex to eliminate
the snake.
840
01:08:31,060 --> 01:08:32,899
We will find out who they are.
841
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:38,380
Something's burning deeper than my
lungs.
842
01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:47,160
Congrats on Groucho, baby boo.
843
01:08:49,380 --> 01:08:51,640
Sorry, I just...
844
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:54,620
I don't want them knowing what's going
on in my life right now, you know?
845
01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:59,580
Oh, don't come to Free Eden tonight,
okay?
846
01:09:00,020 --> 01:09:01,380
I'm going to meet you at Ed Sheeran.
847
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,580
Copy, Apple. I'm running upstairs.
848
01:09:27,979 --> 01:09:28,979
It's not safe here.
849
01:09:39,359 --> 01:09:39,840
As
850
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:54,360
we
851
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:55,360
all know,
852
01:09:56,010 --> 01:10:00,110
Marilyn Monroe was murdered by the
United States government on August 4th,
853
01:10:03,690 --> 01:10:07,670
After her love affair with our John F.
Kennedy, she knew too much.
854
01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:13,030
They underestimated her due to her
beauty and her perfectly placed mole.
855
01:10:14,630 --> 01:10:17,550
She needed to be eliminated. A feminine
sacrifice.
856
01:10:22,130 --> 01:10:23,130
Open this.
857
01:10:26,090 --> 01:10:28,210
We cannot let her death be in vain.
858
01:10:31,170 --> 01:10:37,130
Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't hit it with
my... So our question remains...
859
01:10:37,130 --> 01:10:44,010
Who is
860
01:10:44,010 --> 01:10:45,010
RJFK?
861
01:10:50,210 --> 01:10:51,470
Is it you, Fig?
862
01:10:53,070 --> 01:10:54,290
Are you RJFK?
863
01:10:57,580 --> 01:10:58,940
Is it you, Terrence?
864
01:11:00,060 --> 01:11:01,720
Are you our handsome president?
865
01:11:02,260 --> 01:11:03,600
The ultimate traitor?
866
01:11:07,220 --> 01:11:09,260
Somebody fucking say something!
867
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:16,280
Fine.
868
01:11:18,180 --> 01:11:23,080
I didn't want it to come to this, but in
order for the truth to be revealed, for
869
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,520
Marilyn to truly speak to us...
870
01:11:27,180 --> 01:11:29,840
We must do a sacrifice.
871
01:11:31,140 --> 01:11:34,380
It is the only way to save Paradise.
872
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:37,780
We must offer up...
873
01:11:37,780 --> 01:11:45,540
Shirley
874
01:11:45,540 --> 01:11:46,540
Temple.
875
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:48,600
Apple! What the fuck?
876
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:52,340
You know she's all I have left. Have you
ever killed something before, Apple?
877
01:11:57,070 --> 01:11:58,910
Does it just mean nothing to you? No.
878
01:11:59,370 --> 01:12:01,050
No, it's just he's my family.
879
01:12:01,330 --> 01:12:02,330
Enough!
880
01:12:03,470 --> 01:12:04,470
Enough!
881
01:12:04,710 --> 01:12:07,530
I am so fucking done with this coven.
882
01:12:07,930 --> 01:12:09,210
Is this a coven?
883
01:12:10,210 --> 01:12:14,470
I only took this job because I wanted to
wear floral lingerie as a summer dress
884
01:12:14,470 --> 01:12:18,070
and because I was trying to save money
so that I could submit applications for
885
01:12:18,070 --> 01:12:20,650
grad school. But guess what,
motherfuckers? I got in.
886
01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:22,170
I'm done.
887
01:12:22,390 --> 01:12:24,050
This shit has been killing me.
888
01:12:25,740 --> 01:12:28,880
Yeah, but you don't have to leave.
Because you're not the snake.
889
01:12:31,740 --> 01:12:33,120
You're not John F. Kennedy.
890
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:34,760
Apple.
891
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:37,680
I'm the one who told Pumpkin about
Pickle.
892
01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:42,160
And I'm glad that I did. Because look at
what happened. Why won't anybody talk
893
01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:43,160
about what happened?
894
01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:44,660
She died.
895
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:49,240
I washed her brain matter out of my
fishnet. Yeah, but you can't leave.
896
01:12:49,700 --> 01:12:53,640
If you leave, we can't finish the retail
season cycle.
897
01:12:55,450 --> 01:12:58,730
Cherry, you are a lip glossed shell.
898
01:12:59,230 --> 01:13:01,570
Can't you see that she is poisoned?
899
01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:06,590
Emily.
900
01:13:06,870 --> 01:13:10,310
Norman, what are you doing here? I told
you I would meet you at Ed.
901
01:13:10,530 --> 01:13:14,110
You said you weren't safe. I came to see
you. What's going on? Fig.
902
01:13:15,570 --> 01:13:17,050
Why is he calling you?
903
01:13:19,190 --> 01:13:20,190
Emily?
904
01:13:20,990 --> 01:13:23,470
Yeah. Is your name fucking Emily?
905
01:13:23,930 --> 01:13:28,680
Yes. My name is Emily. My name is
fucking Emily.
906
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:33,060
It is mind -boggling to me that you are
all named after quirky fruit. I mean,
907
01:13:33,060 --> 01:13:34,800
who in the fresh hell names their baby
Fig?
908
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:36,320
It's the cult.
909
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:41,720
I am in love with Norman, and I want to
speak to him in words, not emojis.
910
01:13:42,900 --> 01:13:45,240
Apple, he's the snake.
911
01:13:48,340 --> 01:13:49,740
Take me to Ed Sheeran, baby.
912
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:51,040
He's the snake.
913
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:52,200
Nice to meet you.
914
01:15:22,030 --> 01:15:23,170
You had to see me like that, Marilyn.
915
01:15:37,830 --> 01:15:38,830
Recording?
916
01:15:41,690 --> 01:15:43,390
Pumpkin, I need to talk to you.
917
01:15:52,580 --> 01:15:53,580
It's to see.
918
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,080
What was that?
919
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:00,040
Oh, my God.
920
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:02,900
What? Tornado warning in Dallas County.
921
01:16:03,180 --> 01:16:05,220
There's a tornado warning? Yes, in
effect all night.
922
01:16:05,460 --> 01:16:06,459
Oh.
923
01:16:06,460 --> 01:16:07,419
What are you doing?
924
01:16:07,420 --> 01:16:09,580
Shirley Temple gets triggered by natural
disasters.
925
01:16:10,180 --> 01:16:15,100
Fire, air, water, pretty much all the
elements. I should go get her. Leave the
926
01:16:15,100 --> 01:16:17,360
cat. What are you doing? I'm calling my
mom.
927
01:16:17,620 --> 01:16:19,740
Cell phone towers go down around here
when tornadoes hit.
928
01:16:20,120 --> 01:16:21,079
Electricity might too.
929
01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:22,520
Did you know that this was a camera?
930
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:26,860
It's gonna be bad, right? Cherry,
Pumpkin and I need to talk. No, no, no.
931
01:16:26,860 --> 01:16:29,900
to go home because my mom is alone and
we have a closet we hide in during
932
01:16:29,900 --> 01:16:31,480
tornadoes. And leave us both for dead?
933
01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:33,280
She doesn't have a home. She lives in
her car. Enough!
934
01:16:35,180 --> 01:16:38,080
That's the sound of the storm gates
closing, so you won't be able to get
935
01:16:38,180 --> 01:16:39,960
No. No, I am gonna find one.
936
01:16:40,220 --> 01:16:41,580
And I'll come back for y 'all.
937
01:16:41,820 --> 01:16:42,820
Okay? I promise.
938
01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,040
I promise.
939
01:16:53,700 --> 01:16:57,060
fucking goosey with those lips lately,
Cherry. What the fuck is your problem?
940
01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:59,600
I'm just going to get... Are you mad at
me?
941
01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:04,860
Yeah, you stabbed Norman in the cheek
with a meat cleaver, so... I tripped.
942
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:06,720
Tripped?
943
01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:11,460
It is so fucking exhausting to keep
track of the way you manipulate
944
01:17:12,100 --> 01:17:14,000
Are you the main character or are you
the fucking victim?
945
01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:15,940
Do you not believe me?
946
01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:03,318
Two, babe?
947
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:04,320
Are you okay?
948
01:18:04,820 --> 01:18:06,860
No. Call 911.
949
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:08,320
Okay, okay.
950
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,040
I'm coming. Don't.
951
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:11,840
Call 911.
952
01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:17,700
Um, um, in the employee manual, there
were emergency tunnels pumped in. Be
953
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:18,760
I'm coming. I'm coming.
954
01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:21,400
Are we still best friends?
955
01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:24,380
You know I don't believe in hierarchy in
female relationships.
956
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:25,860
You didn't answer the question.
957
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:27,860
What's the first rule of paradise?
958
01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:29,440
Shine theory?
959
01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:30,500
You broke it.
960
01:18:31,180 --> 01:18:33,040
You dimmed my fucking glow, girl.
961
01:18:33,460 --> 01:18:35,040
You dimmed all of our glows.
962
01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:39,580
You ruined paradise.
963
01:18:40,740 --> 01:18:41,740
It's over.
964
01:18:42,460 --> 01:18:46,080
You just had to fucking self -destruct.
It was inevitable. It's such a fucking
965
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:47,320
unattractive quality!
966
01:19:01,770 --> 01:19:02,770
Boring.
967
01:19:04,790 --> 01:19:06,150
You're the snake, Apple.
968
01:19:08,610 --> 01:19:11,050
You never helped me for me. You helped
me for you.
969
01:19:13,930 --> 01:19:15,670
I never had a drinking problem.
970
01:19:16,830 --> 01:19:20,290
Hiding mini bottles of tequila under
cowboy hats is a fucking problem.
971
01:19:20,610 --> 01:19:21,610
It was gin.
972
01:19:21,810 --> 01:19:24,010
And this is Texas. What else is there to
do?
973
01:19:26,250 --> 01:19:28,270
You know what's the saddest thing about
you, Apple?
974
01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:37,360
You're so alone. You're like the depths
of the ocean. Like those deep, dark
975
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:41,240
places where only those glow -in -the
-dark, creepy creatures live.
976
01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:45,680
I'm alone because my family died.
977
01:19:48,620 --> 01:19:52,140
But you choose to be.
978
01:19:52,420 --> 01:19:57,240
You know nothing about my family. I do.
979
01:19:57,920 --> 01:19:59,620
And I feel sorry for you.
980
01:20:03,370 --> 01:20:05,630
Why do you hurt the people that love you
the most?
981
01:20:09,470 --> 01:20:12,390
You can't trust the people who say they
love you the most.
982
01:20:15,250 --> 01:20:17,430
That's the most fucked up thing I've
ever heard.
983
01:20:20,550 --> 01:20:27,350
Well, since we're not best friends
anymore, I guess I can be who
984
01:20:27,350 --> 01:20:28,350
I really am.
985
01:20:30,930 --> 01:20:31,930
Boring.
986
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:36,560
And boring people aren't very good at
keeping secrets, are they?
987
01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:40,480
Don't.
988
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:42,080
Don't?
989
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:46,300
The world deserves to know who you
really are, Apple.
990
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:50,960
Hey!
991
01:20:53,900 --> 01:20:54,900
What the fuck?
992
01:20:57,480 --> 01:20:58,480
Are you high?
993
01:21:39,790 --> 01:21:41,370
Stop running. I just want to talk.
994
01:25:01,580 --> 01:25:03,680
I thought I found one, but it was just a
nickel.
995
01:25:05,060 --> 01:25:07,140
If I had a nickel for every nickel.
996
01:25:14,380 --> 01:25:16,000
Pumpkin, what are you doing?
997
01:25:17,940 --> 01:25:18,940
Nothing.
998
01:25:34,060 --> 01:25:35,060
I got you.
999
01:25:43,820 --> 01:25:47,120
I think it was always meant to be the
two of us.
1000
01:25:49,420 --> 01:25:51,420
The others were just background noise.
1001
01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:56,600
Together we can create something new.
1002
01:25:58,380 --> 01:25:59,500
A new paradise?
1003
01:26:04,170 --> 01:26:05,190
A new garden.
1004
01:26:07,730 --> 01:26:10,050
But this time it will be unbreakable.
1005
01:26:13,430 --> 01:26:15,030
Do you know who I am, Apple?
1006
01:26:21,150 --> 01:26:24,410
You finally asked.
1007
01:26:27,370 --> 01:26:28,550
You're Pumpkin.
1008
01:26:29,630 --> 01:26:30,730
From Plano.
1009
01:26:34,350 --> 01:26:40,530
Daughter to a widowed overbearing
mother.
1010
01:26:43,270 --> 01:26:45,950
You're always searching for a missing
puzzle piece.
1011
01:26:50,630 --> 01:26:53,330
You're always looking for a sister to
braid your hair.
1012
01:26:57,110 --> 01:26:59,490
Funny timing that I learned I had one.
1013
01:27:00,410 --> 01:27:01,830
Right before our dad died.
1014
01:27:07,120 --> 01:27:08,360
You didn't know about me?
1015
01:27:10,980 --> 01:27:13,060
I've known about you since I was a kid.
1016
01:27:15,580 --> 01:27:19,980
I didn't know about you as a kid. They
didn't tell me about you till last year.
1017
01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:24,480
I thought my dad was too kind to have a
mistress.
1018
01:27:26,920 --> 01:27:28,280
My mother was his wife.
1019
01:27:29,700 --> 01:27:30,700
So was mine.
1020
01:27:37,260 --> 01:27:39,020
It's not our fault they married a
monster.
1021
01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:41,620
A monster?
1022
01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:43,860
Dad was my best friend.
1023
01:27:47,180 --> 01:27:48,200
We should get out.
1024
01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:49,500
Did you do it?
1025
01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:55,960
It's not about what I did.
1026
01:27:57,600 --> 01:27:58,920
It's about what he did.
1027
01:27:59,980 --> 01:28:00,980
To me.
1028
01:28:02,030 --> 01:28:06,990
To my mother! To you! He didn't do
anything to me. He loved me. He loved
1029
01:28:07,450 --> 01:28:09,650
He lied to you!
1030
01:28:10,190 --> 01:28:16,170
What kind of a man leaves one family to
starve while the other gets a fucking
1031
01:28:16,170 --> 01:28:17,730
Thanksgiving feast?
1032
01:28:19,230 --> 01:28:24,810
That is the most clever kind of cruelty
because it's the kind no one would even
1033
01:28:24,810 --> 01:28:25,810
fucking suspect.
1034
01:28:26,990 --> 01:28:29,390
He abandoned me, Pumpkin.
1035
01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:32,540
He was a bad man.
1036
01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:39,580
I have given you everything, sister.
1037
01:28:40,260 --> 01:28:42,200
Why won't you choose me?
1038
01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:44,720
Because I don't know you.
1039
01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:49,180
And I've been trying to figure it out
for months.
1040
01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:52,580
But paradise isn't real, Apple.
1041
01:28:54,220 --> 01:28:57,640
So just... help me?
1042
01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:00,880
Who are you?
1043
01:29:02,580 --> 01:29:03,840
Sister to sister.
1044
01:29:12,060 --> 01:29:13,160
Oh my god.
1045
01:29:17,700 --> 01:29:18,700
You're the snake.
1046
01:29:21,140 --> 01:29:22,140
What?
1047
01:29:23,240 --> 01:29:24,900
Sister to sister?
1048
01:29:25,660 --> 01:29:27,960
You've been spying on me, cuntass!
1049
01:29:30,510 --> 01:29:31,510
You set me up.
1050
01:29:32,190 --> 01:29:34,110
That cupcake didn't make you fucking
sick.
1051
01:29:34,810 --> 01:29:37,410
You took a sip of my latte. Coffee makes
you bomb.
1052
01:29:40,450 --> 01:29:41,450
Snake.
1053
01:29:42,150 --> 01:29:45,250
Just admit what you did to Dad. Please,
please.
1054
01:29:45,610 --> 01:29:50,050
Just tell me. For me, I need to know,
Apple. You did this to yourself,
1055
01:29:51,070 --> 01:29:53,730
You want destruction and you crave
chaos.
1056
01:29:53,950 --> 01:29:56,010
I'm horrific, but you're a fucking
tornado.
1057
01:29:56,470 --> 01:29:59,010
And none of this would have happened if
you hadn't shown up.
1058
01:30:00,940 --> 01:30:03,820
Well, you're a terrible fucking friend
and an even worse sister.
1059
01:30:09,300 --> 01:30:11,440
You're just fucking like them!
1060
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:12,940
You know what? I am!
1061
01:30:13,380 --> 01:30:15,600
And I am nothing like you!
1062
01:30:20,340 --> 01:30:21,340
Pumpkin.
1063
01:31:00,140 --> 01:31:01,140
Daddy's little girl?
1064
01:31:01,460 --> 01:31:03,020
Daddy's little angel?
1065
01:31:03,340 --> 01:31:05,900
He poisoned me first.
1066
01:31:07,360 --> 01:31:12,840
A childhood full of his venom and a slow
fucking death.
1067
01:31:31,050 --> 01:31:34,550
Snake poison was how I needed to kill
him. I needed to kill him. I needed to
1068
01:31:34,550 --> 01:31:36,490
kill him. I needed to kill him.
1069
01:31:36,870 --> 01:31:38,170
And you're just like him.
1070
01:31:38,470 --> 01:31:44,450
No, you're just like fur. And you're
abandoning me for eliminating a monster.
1071
01:31:44,490 --> 01:31:48,050
How could she not see? How could she not
see me?
1072
01:31:50,130 --> 01:31:54,890
I am the antidote. I am Eve.
1073
01:31:55,850 --> 01:31:57,790
I am...
1074
01:32:12,330 --> 01:32:14,390
Forgive me Marilyn for I have sinned.
1075
01:33:14,199 --> 01:33:19,960
After a brutal tornado season for the
South, a storm struck down at many
1076
01:33:19,960 --> 01:33:21,160
in the Dallas Metroplex.
1077
01:33:21,440 --> 01:33:24,600
At the Highland Place Mall, the tornado
hit its peak.
1078
01:33:25,050 --> 01:33:28,170
Okay, pumpkin spice latte for, oh.
1079
01:33:31,650 --> 01:33:34,410
Do you want whipped cream with that, ma
'am?
1080
01:33:35,930 --> 01:33:37,830
That's the fucking way I do.
1081
01:33:42,950 --> 01:33:49,730
Blue Bonnet, your tutti -frutti dragon
fruit drink?
1082
01:33:50,090 --> 01:33:52,670
Or Chrysanthemum, passion fruit
lemonade?
1083
01:33:53,740 --> 01:33:54,740
Caramel black tea.
1084
01:33:56,980 --> 01:33:58,740
Oh! Your cake pop!
1085
01:34:05,340 --> 01:34:06,340
Thanks.
1086
01:34:23,050 --> 01:34:25,430
I'm such a grump when I don't have my
cream dream cake pop.
1087
01:34:29,110 --> 01:34:30,110
Oh my god, babe.
1088
01:34:33,930 --> 01:34:36,010
I'm completely obsessed with your
bracelet.
1089
01:34:40,350 --> 01:34:41,350
Flowers!
1090
01:34:43,990 --> 01:34:44,990
Look at this.
1091
01:34:57,520 --> 01:34:58,520
Are you looking for a job, babe?
1092
01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:28,180
Thank you.
1093
01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:29,180
Ma 'am, you can't be here. Ma 'am? Ooh.
1094
01:36:30,720 --> 01:36:33,760
Sharon Sullivan, Dallas PD Homicide
Unit.
1095
01:36:34,400 --> 01:36:35,620
Been here all day.
1096
01:36:38,720 --> 01:36:40,700
I didn't think she'd kill her own
sister.
1097
01:36:41,300 --> 01:36:42,520
Wait, what?
1098
01:36:42,860 --> 01:36:45,260
Oh, I've been undercover on this case
for months.
1099
01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:48,040
Apple is a suspect in two poisoning
cases.
1100
01:36:48,480 --> 01:36:51,840
In your right shoe to go. Do you have
any idea what the hell happened here?
1101
01:36:54,540 --> 01:36:59,660
Well, Pumpkin was spying on her sister,
but I never thought that...
1102
01:36:59,660 --> 01:37:05,320
Jane.
1103
01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:10,840
What the fuck is she doing? Look, look.
1104
01:37:11,520 --> 01:37:15,020
These have cameras in the binoculars.
1105
01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:17,360
Forensics. Is that the victim's phone?
1106
01:37:17,960 --> 01:37:18,960
Thank you.
1107
01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:20,840
Come on.
1108
01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:25,200
It's connected.
1109
01:37:26,340 --> 01:37:27,340
We're going to need backup.
1110
01:37:27,620 --> 01:37:28,620
I think we got her.
1111
01:37:28,640 --> 01:37:29,579
Do we know where she is?
1112
01:37:29,580 --> 01:37:33,380
I can't say for certain, but I have a
pretty fucking good idea where to start.
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