1 00:00:00,940 --> 00:00:01,940 Hey, ladies. 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:07,200 Dallas is finally starting to cool down, y 'all. That's why. 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:09,060 Just do what you want. 4 00:00:09,940 --> 00:00:11,240 I have a strange feeling. 5 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:17,400 It's a great show filled by lattes. And Sheeran's back on tour at the Dallas. I 6 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,660 want to hear about your worst friend. Call it. 7 00:00:22,980 --> 00:00:25,340 The Queen has. 8 00:00:50,830 --> 00:00:51,830 Tuh 9 00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:14,930 Lunchtime fruits. 10 00:02:15,430 --> 00:02:17,070 Oh my God, it's the pre -eating girls. 11 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,350 It's impossible to get a job there. 12 00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:20,950 They're like more royalty. 13 00:02:21,190 --> 00:02:22,190 Here comes mother. 14 00:02:23,150 --> 00:02:24,710 The fruits are so hot. 15 00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:27,570 I heard she went crazy. 16 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:30,870 Wait, don't they pay? 17 00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:32,310 We don't charge the fruits. 18 00:02:32,690 --> 00:02:34,970 That doesn't fit. She's so much more than that. 19 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:41,290 I need my shawarma. Gimme, gimme. 20 00:02:41,950 --> 00:02:42,950 Bang. 21 00:02:48,529 --> 00:02:50,130 No. My cowgirl. 22 00:02:54,190 --> 00:02:55,190 Younger. 23 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:59,850 Some ranch with that? 24 00:03:05,130 --> 00:03:06,130 See, you want that. 25 00:03:06,530 --> 00:03:07,530 Go. 26 00:03:08,370 --> 00:03:10,250 God, I wish I was named after a crew. 27 00:03:10,730 --> 00:03:11,730 Get real. 28 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,780 Sig, hit 10K today. 29 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,140 Cherry, you get to help me unbox the new shipment. 30 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,980 You're basically selling for two now, so if I want to make manager... Wait, are 31 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:40,400 you pregging? No, no, she's talking about... Don't say her name. She does 32 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,400 work here anymore. 33 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:42,720 Obviously, I'm not pregnant. 34 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,680 What if I had a boy and had to name him, like, Bob or some shit? Yeah. 35 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:48,740 Apple, you would make such a better manager than Sharon. 36 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,380 Yeah, whatever it takes to get rid of Sharon. 37 00:03:52,780 --> 00:03:55,940 I think I'll be very, very high. 38 00:03:56,260 --> 00:03:59,360 Yeah, you need a new addiction like I need a tiny little bolero jacket. 39 00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:02,700 Wait, what if we ask Sharon to hire someone new to replace? 40 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:06,980 She shall not be named. No, I do not need another crackdown mini -me. 41 00:04:07,220 --> 00:04:08,840 Yeah, we don't need anybody fake. 42 00:04:09,470 --> 00:04:10,970 It would ride or die. 43 00:04:12,330 --> 00:04:15,190 Oh, we do not take the escalator in our skinny heels. 44 00:04:15,570 --> 00:04:16,509 I'm going to pee. 45 00:04:16,510 --> 00:04:17,510 Okay. 46 00:04:17,709 --> 00:04:18,890 Alone. Okay, bye. 47 00:04:19,450 --> 00:04:20,450 Okay. 48 00:04:20,589 --> 00:04:21,589 Hey, y 'all. 49 00:04:21,950 --> 00:04:23,110 Oh, Bree's an apple. 50 00:04:23,410 --> 00:04:24,410 Hi. 51 00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:31,030 Um, I don't know what to do with these Renfairs, but you know here at the mall, 52 00:04:31,090 --> 00:04:33,030 we don't talk to the Mr. Peep. 53 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:36,970 Um, actually, it's just your fault. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Shh, 54 00:04:37,150 --> 00:04:38,150 shh, shh. 55 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:39,540 Put that down, put that down. 56 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:41,140 Yeah. 57 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:42,500 Okay, let's go. 58 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:45,520 Bye. No, don't wave at her. 59 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,820 What? She'll get the wrong idea. 60 00:04:48,140 --> 00:04:55,100 And then I threw my hot coffee on his dick. Wait, 61 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:56,440 your coffee or your latte? 62 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,120 Latte, stop. This is serious. 63 00:04:58,420 --> 00:05:00,720 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. You're right. I threw my hot latte on his dick because 64 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,600 obviously I was not going to let this man come. 65 00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:03,860 Oh, my God, of course. 66 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:06,600 But you know what the most beautiful part is? 67 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,080 I got you an extra latte this morning. 68 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,120 I had the forethought to get you an extra latte. 69 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,980 It's like we're rebelling against the patriarchy together. 70 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:17,500 Cherry, you have to work on this conclusion you have to make yourself the 71 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,000 character in everyone else's story. 72 00:05:19,740 --> 00:05:20,740 Exhausting. 73 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:24,600 Yeah. This better be something I can sell the shit out of. 74 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:25,820 Hey, ladies. 75 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,660 So for you, that'll be $800. 76 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,360 Thank you. 77 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,660 And this three -piece is actually on sale for $2 ,500. 78 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:34,960 You're so lucky. 79 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:36,420 I know. 80 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:37,720 Great. 81 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,020 Thank you. 82 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:41,600 Hi. 83 00:05:42,180 --> 00:05:45,540 These are so good. Have you ever tried them all together at once? It's, like, 84 00:05:45,540 --> 00:05:46,540 amazing. 85 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,240 Oh. 86 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,080 Glitter mini skirts. 87 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:56,320 The Hilary Duff collab is back. Thank God. I'm sick of Gordo. 88 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,980 No, you're a Miranda figs of Gordo. 89 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,040 What's her name again? 90 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:02,480 Pumpkin. 91 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:06,020 Deadass? 92 00:06:06,419 --> 00:06:09,940 Dead ass what? Wait, is that like a flavor or something? No, it's my name. 93 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,400 I knew there was something special about you. 94 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:14,960 You did? Yeah. 95 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:18,460 Sorry, we just have a thing about sister salt, like bottom of the food chain. 96 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:21,100 Next to keep calling me cookie on, you know what I mean? 97 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:22,700 Kind of invisible to us. 98 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,040 Sorry. It's okay. 99 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,580 My job doesn't define me. 100 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,620 My hotness and my personality do. 101 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:30,380 And are you guys hiring? 102 00:06:34,670 --> 00:06:37,610 Have you hit 10K yet? Because Cherry and I are up here working our fucking tits 103 00:06:37,610 --> 00:06:38,850 off. We need you to pull your weight. 104 00:06:39,090 --> 00:06:40,090 Love you, babe. 105 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:41,650 Copy, Apple. 106 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:43,610 Who's that? 107 00:06:43,950 --> 00:06:48,010 Why don't you come back tomorrow, but don't bring the pretzels, okay? They're 108 00:06:48,010 --> 00:06:49,010 like poison here. 109 00:06:53,810 --> 00:06:56,490 Actually, bring the pretzels, but only bring the cinnamon ones. 110 00:06:56,870 --> 00:06:57,870 Apple loves cinnamon. 111 00:06:58,510 --> 00:06:59,510 Naturally. 112 00:06:59,910 --> 00:07:00,910 Thanks, Fig. 113 00:07:02,350 --> 00:07:03,350 Thanks, Pumpkin. 114 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:11,730 So I know that we don't want to hire anyone else, but I just met this super 115 00:07:11,730 --> 00:07:14,750 girl. Her essence is so boho, babe, and she has a great personality. 116 00:07:15,390 --> 00:07:18,330 She's a bit of a fixer -upper, but I told her to come back tomorrow. 117 00:07:18,570 --> 00:07:21,570 Okay, I gotta go. There's a woman down here wearing sweatpants and going 118 00:07:21,570 --> 00:07:22,890 a breakup. It's a lot. Okay, bye. 119 00:07:25,430 --> 00:07:29,850 I keep telling you your nails are a safety hazard. 120 00:07:30,390 --> 00:07:31,930 But I like them so much. 121 00:08:48,650 --> 00:08:49,810 Freshly baked pretzel? 122 00:09:05,030 --> 00:09:06,270 I love cinnamon. 123 00:09:07,730 --> 00:09:08,730 I heard. 124 00:09:10,390 --> 00:09:11,550 Do I know you? 125 00:09:12,730 --> 00:09:13,730 I don't think so. 126 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:16,850 I just got here last week. 127 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,660 Are you looking for a job, babe? 128 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:21,960 Bright and early? 129 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,440 I have a job. 130 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:26,560 Do you like this job? 131 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:28,720 I get that, though. 132 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,180 Fig, get me an application. 133 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:33,760 Mm -hmm. 134 00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:40,420 They look like little shits. 135 00:09:42,820 --> 00:09:44,260 So how do you take your coffee? 136 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:45,700 I don't. 137 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,080 It makes me mom. 138 00:09:47,770 --> 00:09:49,690 I drink tea. Okay, we can work on that. 139 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:56,510 Do you ever feel alone sometimes? 140 00:09:58,150 --> 00:10:00,250 I have a heart tattooed on my pinky. 141 00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:05,490 I think anybody with a tiny heart tattooed on their body is deeply alone. 142 00:10:06,490 --> 00:10:10,770 I think I got it because my parents couldn't afford to buy me American Girl 143 00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:11,770 dolls when I was little. 144 00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:14,650 I think I'd like to be a doll myself. 145 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,170 I'd like for someone to braid my hair. 146 00:10:19,710 --> 00:10:20,710 Oh, my God. 147 00:10:21,590 --> 00:10:22,590 So rude. 148 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:26,290 What's your name? 149 00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:29,030 Pumpkin. 150 00:10:30,410 --> 00:10:31,890 Yeah, I know. It's really pumpkin. 151 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:37,870 We're all fruits here at Freeden. What are you up to tonight? 152 00:10:39,010 --> 00:10:42,750 Well, I was going to go home and make a chocolate cake with my mom. 153 00:10:45,030 --> 00:10:46,030 But, like... 154 00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:48,610 What do you want to be up to tonight? 155 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:27,350 Burn it. 156 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:33,810 Come on. 157 00:11:41,990 --> 00:11:43,630 So, were you from Oklahoma? 158 00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:45,469 Uh, what? 159 00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:46,470 No. 160 00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:49,910 Oh, that's crazy, because you were totally giving off a scissor -tailed 161 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:50,910 flycatcher vibe. 162 00:11:51,390 --> 00:11:52,390 Happens all the time. 163 00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:54,810 That's the state bird of Oklahoma. 164 00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:57,760 Are we allowed to be in here? 165 00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,100 Technically, no. 166 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,520 I know a lot about state birds. 167 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:05,160 No one really likes me in high school, so I know a lot about state birds. 168 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,080 What's the state bird of Texas? 169 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,160 Holy shit. 170 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,100 Holy shit, I'm blanking on it. Oh, my God. 171 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:15,840 Are you from Texas? 172 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,580 I'm just, I'm from Plano. 173 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:21,070 Plano. I'm from Irving. It's over by the Cowboy Stadium. 174 00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:25,690 And then Apple is from Grapevine, which is actually kind of close to you. And 175 00:12:25,690 --> 00:12:26,750 then Cherry is from Highland Park. 176 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:30,630 Whoa. Oh, don't worry. She's not rich. 177 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:34,290 After her whole family died, she didn't inherit anything. 178 00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:37,610 Life insurance system is so broken, you know what I mean? 179 00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:40,050 After her entire family died? 180 00:12:40,650 --> 00:12:41,650 Well, yeah. 181 00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:45,450 Apple and Cherry are part of an elite dead dad's club. 182 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:46,730 Me too. 183 00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:47,910 FOMO! 184 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:51,380 The northern mockingbird. 185 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,780 That's the state bird of Texas. 186 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:57,320 The northern mockingbird. I can't believe I forgot that one. 187 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:22,520 Blow me. 188 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,400 Blow me. 189 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,880 I don't really smoke. 190 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,100 It's not smoking, it's praying. 191 00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:54,110 You're a natural, babe. 192 00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:56,310 Welcome to paradise. 193 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:01,430 Of 194 00:14:01,430 --> 00:14:19,710 the 195 00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:22,610 tree. Winter. 196 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,590 Of the root, summer. 197 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,650 Cherry sober. 198 00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:42,470 Okay. Cool. 199 00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:49,550 Okay, now you see where your fruit comes from and the peak season. 200 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,360 So you would say, of the... Bush! 201 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:54,860 Spring. 202 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,460 Uh, okay. 203 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,300 Of the... Dirt. 204 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,240 And, uh, Halloween. 205 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,480 It's a vine. 206 00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:04,940 Pumpkins grow on vines. 207 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:09,740 I looked it up. I googled it. Just to make sure that it was actually also a 208 00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:10,740 fruit vine. Cherry. 209 00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:14,480 You need to be more trusting. That's another unattractive quality we have to 210 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,479 work on. 211 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,480 Sorry. 212 00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:19,930 I just couldn't pass up the opportunity for a good background check. 213 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,730 Y 'all, Halloween is in the fall. 214 00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:24,269 I know. 215 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:25,270 That's banana. 216 00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:27,650 We finally completed the retail season. 217 00:15:28,090 --> 00:15:32,310 Well, if we agree that a pumpkin is a fruit, because some scientists believe 218 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:35,610 that it's actually a vegetable. I'm sorry, Cherry. Do you actually fucking 219 00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:39,330 women? What? I thought you were ride or die, babe. I am. 220 00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:41,390 I am both ride and die. 221 00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:44,150 Oh, so are you staying or are you going? 222 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:53,520 Oh, my God. 223 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,760 The retail cycle is complete. 224 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:58,060 This is cosmic. 225 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:00,820 Let's begin the induction. 226 00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:07,780 Okay, 227 00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:15,860 I'm sorry, but what is freaking going on? What do you mean, babes? 228 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,940 Is that blood? 229 00:16:18,380 --> 00:16:21,580 Is it weird that I'm confused? 230 00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:23,239 Right now? 231 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,820 Yeah. Are you guys witches? 232 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,280 What is your definition of a witch? 233 00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:36,180 Um, room six and spells, I guess. 234 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,860 And Nicole Kidman. 235 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:42,920 Yes. I studied the occult, alchemy, astrology, astral projection. 236 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,800 Where consciousness can exist without our bodies. 237 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:49,420 Dick has a degree in astrophysics. I'm saving that for grad school. 238 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:56,230 Our magic isn't some witch talk, rip -off, fluffy bunny bullshit. 239 00:16:56,870 --> 00:17:03,770 To put it simply, our magic is the mundane shit you would have been 240 00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:05,230 executed for in Salem. 241 00:17:06,849 --> 00:17:11,690 Being a witch is being a sister, and we all need sisterhood to survive. 242 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,790 That's why I created Paradise. 243 00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:17,170 You must follow three rules. 244 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,640 Rule one, we follow the shine theory. 245 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,640 Shine theory, faith. 246 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:30,960 Women illuminate when they surround themselves with other women who shine 247 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,100 they don't do anything to dim their light. 248 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,660 Rule two, 249 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,600 the vindicars. 250 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:43,280 The demon that derives pleasure from other people's pain and misery. 251 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,740 You must banish vindicars. 252 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,840 And most importantly, rule three. 253 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:52,380 We only text boys using emojis. 254 00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:54,860 Right, Fig? 255 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,760 Well, Norman's not my boyfriend, so... He better not be. 256 00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:10,880 Ghost milk thigh gaps, rose petal bone caps, truffle oil bitch slap, blood 257 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,880 juice press. 258 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:24,820 Slap me. 259 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:27,760 What? 260 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:30,980 Do it. 261 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,100 No. 262 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,360 Boo. 263 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:43,720 I really thought you... Oh my 264 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:48,440 gosh, I'm so sorry. 265 00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:55,180 No worries, babe. That was the last ingredient. 266 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:01,660 Drink up. 267 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,440 Good girl. 268 00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:30,230 Welcome to confessional. 269 00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:34,970 This is a safe space where we confess our sins to the ultimate femme martyr. 270 00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:37,650 You must address her by her stage name. 271 00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:40,450 Which is? 272 00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:42,970 Marilyn. 273 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:45,450 Monroe. 274 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,310 Duh. 275 00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:50,430 No man could control her, not even the president. 276 00:19:51,370 --> 00:19:52,990 And we honor that sacrifice. 277 00:19:56,370 --> 00:19:58,190 Am I supposed to look in the... 278 00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,910 Here? Yeah, babe. 279 00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:04,550 Uh, wait, but I just, I don't, I don't have anything to confess, so. 280 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,710 I wouldn't be so sure about that. 281 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:28,540 I guess it's kind of cool to finally have some female friends. 282 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,200 I just... I don't know if I buy all of this. 283 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,120 The whole girl supporting girl thing. 284 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:41,520 Paradise. 285 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:43,680 The shine theory. 286 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:50,140 I mean, don't get me wrong. I wish it was real, but... 287 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:58,930 I guess sisterhood just doesn't come naturally to me. 288 00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:08,810 And look, I tried to be the girl with the matching friendship tattoos and 289 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:13,430 the burning sage, but it didn't really work. 290 00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:21,410 All I was left with was, you know, a weird heart on my 291 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,390 knuckle and a hamster with asthma. 292 00:21:29,930 --> 00:21:36,410 I mean, maybe she's not, but maybe she could finally teach me how. 293 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,320 Hey, Mom. 294 00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:04,400 Yeah, sorry. 295 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,620 Yeah, I'm okay. 296 00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:09,680 I'm having a slumber party tonight. 297 00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:15,060 Yeah, it's her. 298 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,160 I don't know, but I'm going to find out. 299 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:30,040 Good morning, shoppers. The mall stores will open in 30 minutes. 300 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,600 Our latte's gonna get cold. 301 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:51,920 Do you smell that? 302 00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:56,320 Yeah. Smells like puppies breath and cinnamon sticks. 303 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,520 Is someone wearing the 304 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:04,720 Mojave body mist? 305 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,520 Yeah. 306 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,000 I'm wearing it. 307 00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:13,550 Head down, hoops on, bottoms up, coffee drunk. 308 00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:17,790 32, cow high, brother, you know we don't give a... 309 00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:23,210 You are 310 00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:27,710 so Andy Sachs right now. 311 00:23:28,550 --> 00:23:30,290 I got you a pumpkin spice latte. 312 00:23:30,790 --> 00:23:32,190 Coffee makes me bomb. 313 00:23:32,810 --> 00:23:34,770 Miranda Priestly would totally take you to Paris. 314 00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:40,520 You might be ready for your trial set. 315 00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:42,600 I'm not already hired. 316 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,420 Oh, no, Sharon has to approve of it. 317 00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:45,840 Who is Sharon? 318 00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:47,060 The manager. 319 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:48,280 I know. 320 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,940 What did he look like? 321 00:24:06,990 --> 00:24:09,050 Like a critter. Oh, okay. 322 00:24:12,070 --> 00:24:13,910 Perf. You could take this one, pumpkin. 323 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:19,250 Hi. 324 00:24:19,470 --> 00:24:21,150 Anything I can help you with today? 325 00:24:22,090 --> 00:24:23,490 What do girls like? 326 00:24:24,490 --> 00:24:27,650 Hey, Belinda, stop chasing Mackenzie. 327 00:24:29,190 --> 00:24:30,870 Sorry, I'm a bit of a man. 328 00:24:31,190 --> 00:24:34,930 Oh, don't. I know it. I used to put my dad through all sorts of shenanigans. 329 00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:36,890 But... You know, don't worry. 330 00:24:37,130 --> 00:24:39,050 They'll always be daddy's little girls at heart. 331 00:24:40,190 --> 00:24:41,350 I know. I still am. 332 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:44,030 Um, so what can I help you with? 333 00:24:44,430 --> 00:24:45,430 Uh, baby. 334 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:48,750 Momfluencer. 335 00:24:50,350 --> 00:24:51,370 Oh, my God. 336 00:24:52,230 --> 00:24:55,330 Do you have sand in your ass crack? Because you weren't giving. 337 00:24:55,910 --> 00:24:56,910 Beach, babe. 338 00:24:57,050 --> 00:24:58,610 Where is your tan from? 339 00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:00,510 Oh, we were just saying I have sand. 340 00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:05,410 But I'm not sure if it's big enough because I want it to block both my face. 341 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,860 And my baby. That is so thoughtful of you. 342 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,560 I honestly think if I had a kid, I would never think of them. 343 00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:13,840 Oh, my God. What is her name? 344 00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:15,500 Oh, it's a boy. 345 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,320 Sorry. 346 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,840 You just need a little fabric, sweetie. Just a little. 347 00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:25,260 Oh! 348 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,740 We have a baby over here. 349 00:25:49,030 --> 00:25:52,070 Galveston, Virgin Mary, holy being. 350 00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:53,930 Are you a poet? 351 00:25:54,870 --> 00:25:56,070 No, I'm a witch. 352 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:59,630 You conjure confidence here at Freedon, babe. 353 00:26:00,630 --> 00:26:01,910 You look amazing. 354 00:26:02,390 --> 00:26:03,390 Gorge. 355 00:26:04,170 --> 00:26:05,170 Wow. 356 00:26:06,570 --> 00:26:07,570 Baby! 357 00:26:26,090 --> 00:26:27,090 He was so sweet. 358 00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:30,090 Makes me really miss my dad. 359 00:26:32,070 --> 00:26:34,450 What, because he bought them stuff? He's a good guy? 360 00:26:34,690 --> 00:26:37,610 They probably caught him with his mistress or something. It's called a 361 00:26:37,610 --> 00:26:39,030 present. You don't know that. 362 00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:43,710 Men are two -faced pumpkins, come on. 363 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:52,090 What was that? Nothing. 364 00:26:53,870 --> 00:26:56,270 Code Dill. I repeat, Code Dill. 365 00:26:56,770 --> 00:26:57,770 Go upstairs. 366 00:26:57,930 --> 00:26:58,930 Don't engage. 367 00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:01,250 Do y 'all know her? Copy. Code Dill. 368 00:27:02,110 --> 00:27:03,810 Vindicaar. Apple. 369 00:27:04,550 --> 00:27:05,570 In my office. 370 00:27:09,930 --> 00:27:10,930 Yes. 371 00:27:11,270 --> 00:27:12,570 Reporting another incident. 372 00:27:14,670 --> 00:27:18,670 Apple, this cannot happen again with the new girl. It won't. 373 00:27:23,370 --> 00:27:24,370 It's going to feel true. 374 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,730 You have so much potential, pumpkin. 375 00:27:32,930 --> 00:27:35,550 I see so much of myself in you. 376 00:27:36,150 --> 00:27:42,030 You know, when I was a sales girl, not yet a saleswoman, I had a knack for 377 00:27:42,030 --> 00:27:43,550 making something out of nothing. 378 00:27:46,590 --> 00:27:49,290 Even when I was a tiny little apple, I had a green thumb. 379 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:57,990 I made my own paradise out of playground, dollhouse, and 380 00:27:57,990 --> 00:28:01,050 oversized Costco boxes. 381 00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:04,230 Because I had to. 382 00:28:04,930 --> 00:28:06,650 I had to what? Survive. 383 00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:11,850 Women who don't have a garden won't grow. 384 00:28:13,270 --> 00:28:14,690 What does that one bitch say? 385 00:28:15,490 --> 00:28:16,870 A room of one's own. 386 00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:19,110 Virginia Woolf. 387 00:28:20,050 --> 00:28:21,390 No, that doesn't sound right. 388 00:28:23,190 --> 00:28:24,190 Anyways. 389 00:28:25,590 --> 00:28:27,850 We have to create spaces for ourselves. 390 00:28:30,190 --> 00:28:31,270 Rip out the weeds. 391 00:28:32,570 --> 00:28:33,590 Throw out the snakes. 392 00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:39,330 There's always work to be done to protect your garden. 393 00:28:41,710 --> 00:28:45,210 We can do it together. Are you looking to buy? Yeah, if I can find it. 394 00:28:47,950 --> 00:28:49,810 Look at what we already accomplished today. 395 00:28:53,370 --> 00:28:57,470 When we met, I felt this connection. 396 00:28:59,710 --> 00:29:00,710 Like blood. 397 00:29:03,370 --> 00:29:04,790 You did, did you? 398 00:29:10,810 --> 00:29:16,070 Which is why I'm happy to say you're hired, babe. 399 00:29:17,070 --> 00:29:18,190 Yeah. Yeah. 400 00:29:18,770 --> 00:29:20,270 Where the fuck is the pumpkin charm? 401 00:29:23,350 --> 00:29:26,110 Thank you so much. I could have used that about ten minutes ago. 402 00:29:30,270 --> 00:29:31,790 Jane is the ultimate girl boss. 403 00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:33,790 She really does it all. 404 00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:36,310 I wish I could hold down that many jobs. 405 00:29:44,930 --> 00:29:45,930 OMG, pumpkin. 406 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,640 Jane does detective is my favorite. Look at her little tacky trench. 407 00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:52,900 You shouldn't have. 408 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:58,080 I mean, well, you needed a talisman and she is the ultimate girl boss. 409 00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,119 So true. 410 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,540 My talisman is Shirley Taylor. 411 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:06,260 The dead child actor? No, no. My nine -year -old Scottish fold. It's the same 412 00:30:06,260 --> 00:30:08,840 kind of cat that Taylor Swift has. A lot of people thought that she discovered 413 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,860 Ed Sheeran, but she didn't. We should name her Marilyn. 414 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:14,180 Oh, no, no, no. I think she should be part of the group. 415 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,560 You should do the honors of unpacking them. 416 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,200 Oh, Apple! 417 00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:25,980 I had dips on the stilettos. Oh, are you literally an infant? 418 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,200 No? 419 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:40,380 Do you think pumpkin is Apple's mini -me? 420 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:45,000 Why does she like her so much? 421 00:30:48,910 --> 00:30:50,010 Keep your enemies close. 422 00:30:53,050 --> 00:30:57,650 Hi. Hey. What are you guys doing? Love your hair. 423 00:31:15,990 --> 00:31:18,250 Happy winter solstice. 424 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,540 Fall is over. 425 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:23,360 Pumpkin has completed her retail cycle. 426 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,660 So we celebrate her first month with us. And welcome. 427 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,860 The birth of the sun. 428 00:31:32,820 --> 00:31:33,820 Thanks. 429 00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:36,840 Open up. 430 00:32:13,610 --> 00:32:16,130 sequins. It's a placebo, babe. 431 00:32:16,390 --> 00:32:19,090 This is just what paradise feels like. 432 00:32:34,590 --> 00:32:35,590 Hi. 433 00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:40,850 What is that? That's my planner. 434 00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:44,240 Apple has me on a strict schedule. 435 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,220 You know, for, like, my mental health. 436 00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:51,020 You know what? 437 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,680 On Wednesdays, I have therapy. 438 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,080 I need somebody to cover for me. 439 00:32:56,740 --> 00:32:58,040 If you're lucky, that could be you. 440 00:33:02,420 --> 00:33:05,800 So, um, Apple has a calendar for you? 441 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:10,540 That's kind of controlling. 442 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,080 Apple helped me get sober. 443 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:21,280 And not, like, sad sober. Like, fun, hot sober. 444 00:33:23,660 --> 00:33:29,500 And she's helping me with a lot of... You know what? 445 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,780 I shouldn't dumb -truck my issues on you. 446 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,480 We're working on that, too. 447 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,280 I have a really bad case of main character syndrome. 448 00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:43,400 Guys, come dance with me. Okay. 449 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,920 Confessional for you tonight, Fig. 450 00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:06,940 What? 451 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,820 Cherry said you ditched her to meet Norman. 452 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,440 No, I didn't. 453 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,219 Stop. We have proof. 454 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:19,300 We had plans to walk wistfully through the parking lot at sunset. 455 00:34:20,699 --> 00:34:22,880 I have to walk wistfully by myself. 456 00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:27,860 Okay. 457 00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:57,980 Forgive me, Marilyn. 458 00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:07,460 For... I want to build an Ikea couch with Norman. 459 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:15,040 I want to talk to him in words, not emojis. 460 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,960 It's my mother's dream come true. 461 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:25,700 She always wanted me to be a part of someone else's toolbox. 462 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000 and put away. 463 00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:38,860 I watched my mother love someone entirely and give up on herself. 464 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:46,160 I got piercings so I wouldn't give up on myself. 465 00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:50,320 Got a physics degree so I wouldn't give up on myself. 466 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:55,500 I allowed myself to find peace and freedom. 467 00:35:56,060 --> 00:35:58,340 in paradise, so I wouldn't give up on myself. 468 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,840 And I still feel alone. 469 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,320 And then I met him. 470 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:18,580 And he complimented me on my music taste, and my piercings, and he told me 471 00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:21,740 his name was Norman, and Marilyn, you know that Psycho is my favorite movie. 472 00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:26,120 He just wants me around. 473 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,320 But now I feel flitted too. 474 00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:39,940 And I am terrified that I am going to get the same haircut as my mother. 475 00:36:46,860 --> 00:36:48,080 Is she happy? 476 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:57,839 I want to text that. 477 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,000 Cole, I'm glad you changed. 478 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:01,600 Did you lock your car this time? 479 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,080 Yeah, I think so. 480 00:37:03,540 --> 00:37:04,780 You parked right there. 481 00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:05,598 Oh, I parked right there. 482 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,860 Bye. Good night. 483 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,080 Bye, pumpkin. 484 00:37:08,740 --> 00:37:10,560 Bye. I love you. I love you so much. 485 00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:12,100 Oh, 486 00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:13,660 it is cold. 487 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,560 Hi, 488 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,419 Mom. 489 00:37:24,420 --> 00:37:26,420 Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I missed your call. 490 00:37:26,710 --> 00:37:28,510 Yeah, I'll pick up Betty Crocker on the way home. 491 00:37:29,930 --> 00:37:31,850 Yeah, I'm being safe. 492 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:43,630 I don't know yet, but I think I can crack the other two to find out. 493 00:37:53,290 --> 00:37:55,690 She can ring you up right now. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, sure. 494 00:37:56,410 --> 00:37:59,550 Are you... Don't you want to make the sale? 495 00:38:00,490 --> 00:38:01,490 No, no. 496 00:38:01,870 --> 00:38:04,030 It's not for me to tell. Oh, right. 497 00:38:04,270 --> 00:38:05,690 Yes. Yeah. Therapy. 498 00:38:07,170 --> 00:38:08,029 It's Wednesday. 499 00:38:08,030 --> 00:38:09,030 Yeah. Have fun. 500 00:38:33,550 --> 00:38:34,550 I forgot something. 501 00:40:21,260 --> 00:40:24,440 I wanted to make sure that you ate. 502 00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:25,740 That's so sweet. 503 00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:28,600 Um, I ate. 504 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,460 Shit, I, uh, I gotta go. 505 00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:32,759 He's gotta go. 506 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,160 I bet I burnt the, uh, snaker doodles. 507 00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:36,460 Yeah, yeah. 508 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:39,500 Um, give me a sec. 509 00:40:55,180 --> 00:40:56,840 What's the craziest place you've ever had sex? 510 00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:58,220 Um, I'm a virgin. 511 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,920 Really? Yeah. 512 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:05,360 That's so adorable. 513 00:41:06,260 --> 00:41:07,260 You know what? 514 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,280 I've been thinking. 515 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,420 You could be my new mini -me. 516 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,000 Um, mini -me? Yeah, we could get matching tattoos. 517 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,280 Look, 518 00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,220 please don't tell Apple about this. 519 00:41:22,660 --> 00:41:23,820 Um, why? 520 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,620 I just have enough unattractive qualities. 521 00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:30,020 What, so Apple doesn't like sex? 522 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,500 No, Apple doesn't like when I have sex on Wednesdays. 523 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:34,820 But you always have sex on Wednesdays. 524 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:36,240 What? 525 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:38,880 Well, isn't today Wednesday? 526 00:41:41,860 --> 00:41:44,320 You know what? Free pass if you weren't Tuesday, right? 527 00:41:46,580 --> 00:41:48,760 You know, the schedule's actually kind of nice. 528 00:41:49,420 --> 00:41:53,980 Because, um, Pete is trying to make sure I stay sober and I don't get dick 529 00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:54,980 whipped. 530 00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:57,460 Right, but what's wrong with Dick? 531 00:41:58,460 --> 00:42:01,260 I mean, she's like this with Fig, too, right? 532 00:42:02,060 --> 00:42:03,260 Apple means well. 533 00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:09,460 She just... She had bad experiences growing up with her dad. 534 00:42:11,140 --> 00:42:13,160 You know, the way he treated her mom and her. 535 00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:15,040 Basically abandoned them. 536 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,420 It's not my story to tell. 537 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:19,960 But he sucks. 538 00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:22,220 R .I .P. 539 00:42:24,270 --> 00:42:25,169 Or not. 540 00:42:25,170 --> 00:42:26,170 All right? 541 00:42:27,150 --> 00:42:29,330 Something. Not pee. Are y 'all stealing? 542 00:42:29,650 --> 00:42:32,850 Because if you're stealing, there's cameras around here, y 'all. No, we're 543 00:42:32,850 --> 00:42:33,850 stealing. 544 00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:37,590 Hey, listen. 545 00:42:38,410 --> 00:42:41,190 I will not tell Apple Cherry. 546 00:42:41,710 --> 00:42:44,790 I mean, Mini -Me wouldn't do that, right? 547 00:42:46,250 --> 00:42:47,250 Pumpkin! 548 00:42:47,570 --> 00:42:51,490 Okay, and I won't tell her that you're a virgin, because she also hates virgins. 549 00:42:52,290 --> 00:42:53,290 No. 550 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,120 Hey. Hello. 551 00:43:01,340 --> 00:43:02,340 Hi. Hi. 552 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:03,760 Hey. 553 00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,700 Oh, I, um... Oh, my God. 554 00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:12,380 That's so nice. Yeah, I... You're so sweet. I don't know, I mean, okay, yeah. 555 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,960 Oh, my God, I have the best mini -me ever. 556 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:15,740 Really? Yes. 557 00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:18,540 Wow. What are you reading? 558 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,880 Um, uh, you know. 559 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,040 Okay. 560 00:43:23,820 --> 00:43:24,820 Isn't that a big thing? 561 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,640 Well, you know, I want to get to know all of you. But, I mean, okay, hold on. 562 00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:30,140 Wait a second. There's some good stuff in here. 563 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,080 Thank you for covering me, Pumps. 564 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,380 Hey, Sharon, can you cover me at the register for a sec? I gotta go drop the 565 00:43:57,380 --> 00:43:59,380 kids off at the pool. Okay, thank you. Bye. 566 00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:14,380 Hi. 567 00:44:15,140 --> 00:44:16,580 Babe, you know I love to dip. 568 00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:18,240 Thumbs up emoji. 569 00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:21,380 Um, 570 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,800 uh, beat emoji? 571 00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:25,600 Boy and girl kissing emoji. 572 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,160 Red heart emoji. 573 00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:29,620 And a red question emoji. 574 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:34,840 Norman, no one's watching me here. You can just verbally ask me what you want 575 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,100 ask me. Would you be my girlfriend? 576 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,480 Huh? 577 00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:41,020 What do you think? 578 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,880 Yes. What? 579 00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:46,340 I said yes. 580 00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:50,120 She said yes, everyone! 581 00:44:54,540 --> 00:44:57,480 And that's not even the best part. How could it get any better? 582 00:44:57,860 --> 00:45:01,820 I got us tickets to see Ed Sheeran. No! Yes! No! Yes! 583 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,020 This is something for you. 584 00:45:08,380 --> 00:45:09,380 What's up? 585 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,000 Wait. 586 00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:19,540 I thought I left the... Spooky ringtone, babe. 587 00:45:23,850 --> 00:45:24,850 What do you want? 588 00:45:25,230 --> 00:45:27,030 I just came to bring you your phone. 589 00:45:27,270 --> 00:45:28,350 I really can't move. 590 00:45:28,590 --> 00:45:32,370 It is very hard for me to make friends, just like the great horned owl. 591 00:45:33,070 --> 00:45:36,630 Really? I feel like you're more of a rosy -faced lovebird. 592 00:45:37,110 --> 00:45:39,130 Super social and kind. 593 00:45:40,150 --> 00:45:43,710 You've learned about birds from me? 594 00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:47,930 The northern mockingbird can sing up to 200 different songs and sounds from 595 00:45:47,930 --> 00:45:49,730 other insects and amphibians. 596 00:45:50,310 --> 00:45:51,310 Okay. 597 00:45:53,930 --> 00:45:55,530 Have you ever seen Psycho? 598 00:45:55,810 --> 00:45:57,630 No. Ew. Hate horror movies. 599 00:45:58,010 --> 00:45:59,010 Okay. 600 00:45:59,510 --> 00:46:02,910 Well, Norman was named after Norman Bates because he's such a mama's boy. 601 00:46:03,850 --> 00:46:04,850 That's so cute. 602 00:46:05,010 --> 00:46:08,610 I know. He's so loving. He's my favorite boy in the whole wide world, Pumpkin. 603 00:46:08,630 --> 00:46:11,810 Please do not tell them and take that away from me. Oh, no. That's not what 604 00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:14,330 trying to do. Carrie and Apple will not understand. 605 00:46:14,570 --> 00:46:17,930 I think Carrie will understand. She's fucking all of the food court on 606 00:46:17,930 --> 00:46:18,930 Wednesdays. What? 607 00:46:19,100 --> 00:46:20,580 She's not allowed to have sex on Wednesdays. 608 00:46:20,780 --> 00:46:24,180 Yeah, I just, I don't understand all of these secrets. And why are you so 609 00:46:24,180 --> 00:46:26,520 afraid? Baffled. We can't let history repeat itself. 610 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,940 Fig, you're not making any sense right now. And we're in a little bit of a 611 00:46:29,940 --> 00:46:31,820 pickle here. Oh, my God. Do you know her name? 612 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,160 What? 613 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:34,700 Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. 614 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,740 Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle 615 00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:38,718 fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. 616 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:39,160 Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle 617 00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:39,920 fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. 618 00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:40,920 isn't a fruit. Pickle isn't a fruit. 619 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,280 Pickle isn't a fruit. 620 00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:52,620 Pickle was the perfect boho babe. 621 00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:58,400 Sun -kissed blonde hair, zero daddy issues, and effortlessly for Gina 622 00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:02,160 Apple immediately knew she found her mini -me. 623 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:07,080 It's a guttural feeling, kind of like finding a soulmate, you know? 624 00:47:07,660 --> 00:47:11,200 They were as glued together as Pickle's glitter -fake lashes. 625 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,680 We all loved her. 626 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:17,940 We were like the four elements, living in complete harmony. 627 00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:23,140 But then, then Pickle met Ashton. 628 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,160 Ashton was Avril Skater boy hot. I want to be bad boy. 629 00:47:28,060 --> 00:47:32,680 And it rubbed off on Pickle. She even started wearing mini Ugg boots to rebel 630 00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,140 against the free eating dress code. 631 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,980 It got nasty fat. 632 00:47:37,420 --> 00:47:38,740 Apple was furious. 633 00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:44,780 After Pickle skipped her third paradise, because obviously Ashton was more 634 00:47:44,780 --> 00:47:48,660 important, Apple told us we were going to try something fucking lit. 635 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:50,840 A hex. 636 00:47:50,940 --> 00:47:53,120 Stop. You didn't tell us against who. 637 00:47:53,340 --> 00:47:54,980 Just that they deserved it. 638 00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,780 What you have done to me, let it rebound on you tenfold. 639 00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:06,040 I curse your ugliness and cruelty. 640 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,120 I condemn you, Snake. 641 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,900 I condemn you, Snake. 642 00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:18,160 I condemn you, Snake. I condemn you, Snake. 643 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,160 Next thing we knew, Ashton was in a coma. 644 00:48:25,780 --> 00:48:27,620 Like some Grey's Anatomy type shit. 645 00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:32,340 They think someone at Free Eden poisoned him, but no one knew who. 646 00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:35,120 And Pickle, he lost it. 647 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,460 Okay, wait. 648 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:43,500 Poisoned? 649 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,120 With what? 650 00:48:45,940 --> 00:48:49,060 Tyler, oh my god, this is a private conversation. Get out! 651 00:48:49,630 --> 00:48:53,210 Girl, I don't know. I'm not his next of kin. All I can tell you is that the 652 00:48:53,210 --> 00:48:56,270 police got involved and Pickle was committed to a hospital. 653 00:48:56,570 --> 00:48:57,529 For how long? 654 00:48:57,530 --> 00:48:58,308 A while. 655 00:48:58,310 --> 00:49:00,150 And that's when corporate brought in Sharon. 656 00:49:00,550 --> 00:49:05,270 Why? I don't know. They thought that Free Eden could become a toxic workplace 657 00:49:05,270 --> 00:49:08,550 something and they wanted someone to oversee us, which we don't need because 658 00:49:08,550 --> 00:49:11,770 we're obviously women supporting other women. That's why Apple hates her, 659 00:49:11,810 --> 00:49:13,050 because she's not supporting us. 660 00:49:13,470 --> 00:49:14,470 Not really, anyway. 661 00:49:14,710 --> 00:49:16,210 I can't let anything happen to Norman. 662 00:49:17,310 --> 00:49:18,370 What do you mean? 663 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:24,340 Whatever that hex was, what we did was dangerous, babe. 664 00:50:25,740 --> 00:50:26,740 Mom? 665 00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:01,660 Wait! 666 00:51:01,780 --> 00:51:02,780 No, wait, wait, wait! 667 00:51:58,660 --> 00:51:59,660 Ron, 668 00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:07,960 what happened to you? She's dangerous. 669 00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:11,080 She hurt someone she loved. 670 00:52:11,950 --> 00:52:13,470 She hurts someone she loves. 671 00:52:13,890 --> 00:52:15,670 She hurts someone she loves. 672 00:52:15,970 --> 00:52:17,750 She hurts someone she loves. 673 00:52:18,670 --> 00:52:19,670 No. 674 00:52:37,310 --> 00:52:38,310 Sharon? 675 00:52:39,830 --> 00:52:40,890 In the break room. 676 00:52:49,390 --> 00:52:52,470 Hey Sharon, can I talk to you for a sec? 677 00:52:53,110 --> 00:52:54,110 Yeah, come on in. 678 00:52:55,950 --> 00:52:57,190 I need to show you something. 679 00:52:58,570 --> 00:52:59,570 What is it? 680 00:53:15,530 --> 00:53:17,050 I had a strange premonition. 681 00:53:31,609 --> 00:53:34,230 Sorry Sharon, I folded them. 682 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:37,090 Who taught you how to fold those? 683 00:53:42,460 --> 00:53:45,280 Don't worry, I'll come with you on this one. It's like the fourth time that 684 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,380 she's called you in this week. 685 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,260 Yeah, and she only ever calls an apple because Apple's always getting in 686 00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:50,260 trouble. 687 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:54,440 Yeah, I can talk to her alone. It's fine. I will teach her how to fold Chino 688 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,500 pants from now on. Don't worry about Sharon, babe. Come. 689 00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:03,580 Chino pants are a very awkward name. 690 00:54:18,890 --> 00:54:25,870 Hey guys, I talked to Sharon and everything's... Change into this, babe. 691 00:54:26,370 --> 00:54:28,750 You look like you've seen someone wearing white after Labor Day. 692 00:54:36,590 --> 00:54:39,010 A snake is attempting to enter our garden, ladies. 693 00:54:40,530 --> 00:54:42,330 Sharon may be plotting to fire a pumpkin. 694 00:54:43,710 --> 00:54:45,290 We must protect our crops. 695 00:54:45,850 --> 00:54:46,990 By any means necessary. 696 00:54:47,530 --> 00:54:48,530 Dude, come on. 697 00:54:49,810 --> 00:54:55,550 Yeah, maybe we could just do some cute dark magic. Like... The spill for 698 00:54:55,550 --> 00:54:56,550 dandruff? No. 699 00:54:56,950 --> 00:54:58,310 Stop fucking around. 700 00:54:58,750 --> 00:54:59,750 I don't hate Sharon. 701 00:54:59,830 --> 00:55:01,370 What are you even talking about, Pumpkin? 702 00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:04,870 We don't know what Sharon is capable of. She could destroy us. 703 00:55:05,330 --> 00:55:07,210 And that is why we need to do this hex. 704 00:55:07,730 --> 00:55:11,610 Sharon is a snake. She's always been a snake. And you know how we handle snakes 705 00:55:11,610 --> 00:55:12,610 in our garden. 706 00:55:14,930 --> 00:55:17,320 Like... how you handled Ashton and Pickle? 707 00:55:18,580 --> 00:55:19,580 What did you say? 708 00:55:22,060 --> 00:55:23,060 Who told her? 709 00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:27,640 Do we have another snake amongst us? 710 00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:32,360 We all did that, Hex, including Pickle. 711 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:37,140 And we went into it agreeing that whoever deserved the punishment would 712 00:55:37,140 --> 00:55:38,640 it. We can't do this. 713 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,420 Just be grateful it isn't Norman. 714 00:55:56,330 --> 00:55:57,450 You don't trust me, babe? 715 00:55:58,930 --> 00:56:00,230 I thought I was your PFF. 716 00:56:01,270 --> 00:56:02,270 You are. 717 00:56:20,930 --> 00:56:25,410 What you have done to me, let it rebound on you. 718 00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:30,980 Tenfold. I curse your ugliness and cruelty. 719 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,080 Uh, hello? 720 00:56:40,380 --> 00:56:44,000 I condemn you, Snake. I condemn you, Snake. I condemn you, Snake. 721 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,780 Babe, you have to join in order for it to work. We're literally doing this for 722 00:56:51,780 --> 00:56:52,780 you. 723 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:00,560 I condemn you. 724 00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:15,100 Hey, 725 00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:20,340 Pom. 726 00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,140 I got you some Lickin' Courage. 727 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,720 How many times do I have to tell you I don't drink coffee? 728 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,600 Oh, girl, let's take some matcha latte. I got you. 729 00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:35,080 Oh, um, what are you still doing here? 730 00:57:35,660 --> 00:57:37,100 Apple made us swear to stick around. 731 00:57:37,420 --> 00:57:38,420 Were you talking with Sharon? 732 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,020 Why can't I do anything by myself? 733 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,180 Maybe we all just want to support you. 734 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,340 We're worried about you, you know? 735 00:58:06,759 --> 00:58:09,660 Um, I think, I think the hex backfired. 736 00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,700 I mean, never said your hex famous, though. Apple, what if it hit Pickle 737 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,600 instead? What if this is our fault? 738 00:58:23,340 --> 00:58:24,340 Let's get out of here. 739 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,600 Please don't fire Pumpkin. 740 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:41,760 What are you talking about? 741 00:58:42,260 --> 00:58:44,960 What did you do to Pickle? Why are you accusing me? 742 00:58:45,340 --> 00:58:47,860 All I ever do around here is try to help people. 743 00:58:49,060 --> 00:58:53,160 I am an empath, Sharon. I am trying to make the world a better place. 744 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:58,520 Do you think you can make the world a better place by getting rid of someone? 745 00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,400 What are you talking about? 746 00:59:02,540 --> 00:59:04,460 Are you going to tell corporate? 747 00:59:04,980 --> 00:59:06,100 Tell corporate what? 748 00:59:14,060 --> 00:59:15,120 Pickle, do you feel bad? 749 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:17,200 Why would I feel bad? I didn't push her. 750 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:18,800 You didn't? 751 00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:22,700 Did you? 752 00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:25,520 So falling apart. 753 00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:28,100 Not on my watch. 754 01:00:30,450 --> 01:00:32,770 Forgive me, Marilyn, for I have sinned. 755 01:00:34,330 --> 01:00:36,550 Some people in Highland Park think I'm dead. 756 01:00:38,610 --> 01:00:39,930 I've never corrected them. 757 01:00:42,430 --> 01:00:47,810 You know, if your entire family dies in a fire, yes, you sort of die too. 758 01:00:50,350 --> 01:00:55,650 I just miss the ones I loved that died in a house that burned in two minutes 759 01:00:55,650 --> 01:01:01,850 while I was fucking the prom king in a donut shop parking lot. 760 01:01:04,330 --> 01:01:10,350 You know, Shirley Temple found me there, and she told me about the fire, but... 761 01:01:10,350 --> 01:01:17,290 I 762 01:01:17,290 --> 01:01:18,330 don't really feel... 763 01:01:19,020 --> 01:01:20,140 alive anymore. 764 01:01:24,620 --> 01:01:26,100 Except when I'm with Apple. 765 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,780 Men definitely don't think I'm alive. 766 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:38,520 They just wanna buy me with diamonds. 767 01:01:47,820 --> 01:01:49,820 I think they think it's fun to fuck a ghost. 768 01:01:56,140 --> 01:01:58,320 They don't care about me like Apple does. 769 01:02:05,420 --> 01:02:08,900 Diamonds are a girl's best friend. 770 01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:11,260 You said that. 771 01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,620 Is Apple still my best friend? 772 01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:33,000 I thought I could be her antidote. 773 01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:36,420 That was foolish of me. 774 01:02:38,540 --> 01:02:44,740 She will always be that cartoonish poison apple. 775 01:02:48,620 --> 01:02:49,620 You know, Apple! 776 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:59,640 Apple has a story that's really interesting. 777 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:07,080 You know, she poisoned her dad. 778 01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:12,480 How much more interesting can you get? 779 01:04:12,590 --> 01:04:17,570 Good morning, shoppers. Due to severe thunderstorm warnings, some of our store 780 01:04:17,570 --> 01:04:21,070 hours... 781 01:04:21,070 --> 01:04:29,930 Cherry. 782 01:04:31,330 --> 01:04:34,470 Why is Shirley Temple here? She's going to destroy the monochromatic urine 783 01:04:34,470 --> 01:04:38,830 basket. Oh, Shirley Temple is my new mini -me. I'm allergic to cats. 784 01:04:39,130 --> 01:04:40,290 Of course you are. 785 01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:42,620 Everyone, please look at my icing by Ina. 786 01:04:47,380 --> 01:04:50,280 Everyone, please comment on my icing by Ina. 787 01:04:51,340 --> 01:04:52,620 Wow. Oh, my God. 788 01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:54,360 Icing by Ina. Wow. 789 01:04:54,580 --> 01:04:56,440 Wow. It looks really beautiful. 790 01:04:56,700 --> 01:04:58,080 I love cupcake. Okay. Thanks. 791 01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:08,300 I know yesterday was whack, but it's really not my fault because I Googled it 792 01:05:08,300 --> 01:05:10,080 and Mercury was in retrograde, so. 793 01:05:10,570 --> 01:05:11,570 There you go. 794 01:05:13,890 --> 01:05:18,830 Dad, I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. Is it crazy that I walked 795 01:05:18,830 --> 01:05:20,350 without an umbrella? See? 796 01:05:21,090 --> 01:05:22,410 Mercury in retrograde. No. 797 01:05:22,730 --> 01:05:24,430 Bitch, it's tornado season. 798 01:05:24,810 --> 01:05:27,450 Maybe the water could, like, wash away our sins. 799 01:05:29,090 --> 01:05:30,330 What's Shirley Temple doing here? 800 01:05:30,590 --> 01:05:32,630 Uh, Carrie is also having a nervous breakdown. 801 01:05:32,890 --> 01:05:35,390 Pumpkin, I went on a hot girl jog this morning. 802 01:05:35,690 --> 01:05:38,230 Could somebody having a nervous breakdown go on a jog? Pumpkin? 803 01:05:38,860 --> 01:05:41,960 Do you know how hard it is to get a cupcake to look like a pumpkin? 804 01:05:42,980 --> 01:05:44,020 But I got that done. 805 01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:46,080 For you. 806 01:05:47,020 --> 01:05:52,240 Guys, I think we need to talk about... Everyone, please eat your eye by eye, 807 01:05:52,420 --> 01:05:53,420 please. 808 01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:04,480 Thank you. 809 01:06:19,210 --> 01:06:20,230 Swallow your seed. 810 01:06:21,450 --> 01:06:22,450 Sure. 811 01:06:35,430 --> 01:06:36,430 Apple? 812 01:06:48,940 --> 01:06:51,700 What the hell was in my eye -by -eye? What? 813 01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:58,860 What are you talking about? Did you put something in... Don't 814 01:06:58,860 --> 01:07:05,240 touch me. I'm gonna walk you, Sharon. Don't you dare, Finn. I'm sorry, okay? 815 01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:08,180 just a little freaked out. First it was pickle, and now this? 816 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:11,880 Dude, you know it's bad when the scientist is scared. 817 01:07:12,180 --> 01:07:14,720 Yeah, Apple, could we sidebar for a quick stick? 818 01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:17,580 Not right now. It's actually a 911. 819 01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:27,000 Hey, so, um, did you girlboss again? 820 01:07:28,340 --> 01:07:30,080 What the freak are you talking about? 821 01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,780 You know, like with your dad. Stop talking. 822 01:07:35,580 --> 01:07:36,580 Okay, who did this? 823 01:07:37,100 --> 01:07:41,100 I know it wasn't me. I know it wasn't the icing by Ina tick because I caught 824 01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:42,900 blowing the keep calm and cookie on employee. 825 01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:44,420 She's okay with it too. 826 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:48,180 What do you mean by too? So I have the ultimate blackmail on her. 827 01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:49,520 So who did this? 828 01:07:49,940 --> 01:07:50,940 Wait. 829 01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:52,960 Where were you guys when Pickle jumped? 830 01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:56,820 Where was Pumpkin? 831 01:07:57,520 --> 01:07:59,620 She could have been the snake this whole time. 832 01:08:00,260 --> 01:08:04,300 That's why she's over there, running for mayor of Vomville. 833 01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:12,780 You are so fucking ugly right now, Cherry. I don't care how much rare 834 01:08:12,780 --> 01:08:13,880 mascara you use. 835 01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:16,819 Your insides are on fire. 836 01:08:17,399 --> 01:08:19,439 And I can smell the smoke. 837 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,899 Emergency paradise tonight. What? 838 01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:26,120 No excuses. 839 01:08:26,340 --> 01:08:29,880 Remember, we did this hex to eliminate the snake. 840 01:08:31,060 --> 01:08:32,899 We will find out who they are. 841 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:38,380 Something's burning deeper than my lungs. 842 01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:47,160 Congrats on Groucho, baby boo. 843 01:08:49,380 --> 01:08:51,640 Sorry, I just... 844 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:54,620 I don't want them knowing what's going on in my life right now, you know? 845 01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:59,580 Oh, don't come to Free Eden tonight, okay? 846 01:09:00,020 --> 01:09:01,380 I'm going to meet you at Ed Sheeran. 847 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,580 Copy, Apple. I'm running upstairs. 848 01:09:27,979 --> 01:09:28,979 It's not safe here. 849 01:09:39,359 --> 01:09:39,840 As 850 01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:54,360 we 851 01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:55,360 all know, 852 01:09:56,010 --> 01:10:00,110 Marilyn Monroe was murdered by the United States government on August 4th, 853 01:10:03,690 --> 01:10:07,670 After her love affair with our John F. Kennedy, she knew too much. 854 01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:13,030 They underestimated her due to her beauty and her perfectly placed mole. 855 01:10:14,630 --> 01:10:17,550 She needed to be eliminated. A feminine sacrifice. 856 01:10:22,130 --> 01:10:23,130 Open this. 857 01:10:26,090 --> 01:10:28,210 We cannot let her death be in vain. 858 01:10:31,170 --> 01:10:37,130 Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't hit it with my... So our question remains... 859 01:10:37,130 --> 01:10:44,010 Who is 860 01:10:44,010 --> 01:10:45,010 RJFK? 861 01:10:50,210 --> 01:10:51,470 Is it you, Fig? 862 01:10:53,070 --> 01:10:54,290 Are you RJFK? 863 01:10:57,580 --> 01:10:58,940 Is it you, Terrence? 864 01:11:00,060 --> 01:11:01,720 Are you our handsome president? 865 01:11:02,260 --> 01:11:03,600 The ultimate traitor? 866 01:11:07,220 --> 01:11:09,260 Somebody fucking say something! 867 01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:16,280 Fine. 868 01:11:18,180 --> 01:11:23,080 I didn't want it to come to this, but in order for the truth to be revealed, for 869 01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,520 Marilyn to truly speak to us... 870 01:11:27,180 --> 01:11:29,840 We must do a sacrifice. 871 01:11:31,140 --> 01:11:34,380 It is the only way to save Paradise. 872 01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:37,780 We must offer up... 873 01:11:37,780 --> 01:11:45,540 Shirley 874 01:11:45,540 --> 01:11:46,540 Temple. 875 01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:48,600 Apple! What the fuck? 876 01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:52,340 You know she's all I have left. Have you ever killed something before, Apple? 877 01:11:57,070 --> 01:11:58,910 Does it just mean nothing to you? No. 878 01:11:59,370 --> 01:12:01,050 No, it's just he's my family. 879 01:12:01,330 --> 01:12:02,330 Enough! 880 01:12:03,470 --> 01:12:04,470 Enough! 881 01:12:04,710 --> 01:12:07,530 I am so fucking done with this coven. 882 01:12:07,930 --> 01:12:09,210 Is this a coven? 883 01:12:10,210 --> 01:12:14,470 I only took this job because I wanted to wear floral lingerie as a summer dress 884 01:12:14,470 --> 01:12:18,070 and because I was trying to save money so that I could submit applications for 885 01:12:18,070 --> 01:12:20,650 grad school. But guess what, motherfuckers? I got in. 886 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:22,170 I'm done. 887 01:12:22,390 --> 01:12:24,050 This shit has been killing me. 888 01:12:25,740 --> 01:12:28,880 Yeah, but you don't have to leave. Because you're not the snake. 889 01:12:31,740 --> 01:12:33,120 You're not John F. Kennedy. 890 01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:34,760 Apple. 891 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:37,680 I'm the one who told Pumpkin about Pickle. 892 01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:42,160 And I'm glad that I did. Because look at what happened. Why won't anybody talk 893 01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:43,160 about what happened? 894 01:12:43,660 --> 01:12:44,660 She died. 895 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:49,240 I washed her brain matter out of my fishnet. Yeah, but you can't leave. 896 01:12:49,700 --> 01:12:53,640 If you leave, we can't finish the retail season cycle. 897 01:12:55,450 --> 01:12:58,730 Cherry, you are a lip glossed shell. 898 01:12:59,230 --> 01:13:01,570 Can't you see that she is poisoned? 899 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:06,590 Emily. 900 01:13:06,870 --> 01:13:10,310 Norman, what are you doing here? I told you I would meet you at Ed. 901 01:13:10,530 --> 01:13:14,110 You said you weren't safe. I came to see you. What's going on? Fig. 902 01:13:15,570 --> 01:13:17,050 Why is he calling you? 903 01:13:19,190 --> 01:13:20,190 Emily? 904 01:13:20,990 --> 01:13:23,470 Yeah. Is your name fucking Emily? 905 01:13:23,930 --> 01:13:28,680 Yes. My name is Emily. My name is fucking Emily. 906 01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:33,060 It is mind -boggling to me that you are all named after quirky fruit. I mean, 907 01:13:33,060 --> 01:13:34,800 who in the fresh hell names their baby Fig? 908 01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:36,320 It's the cult. 909 01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:41,720 I am in love with Norman, and I want to speak to him in words, not emojis. 910 01:13:42,900 --> 01:13:45,240 Apple, he's the snake. 911 01:13:48,340 --> 01:13:49,740 Take me to Ed Sheeran, baby. 912 01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:51,040 He's the snake. 913 01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:52,200 Nice to meet you. 914 01:15:22,030 --> 01:15:23,170 You had to see me like that, Marilyn. 915 01:15:37,830 --> 01:15:38,830 Recording? 916 01:15:41,690 --> 01:15:43,390 Pumpkin, I need to talk to you. 917 01:15:52,580 --> 01:15:53,580 It's to see. 918 01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,080 What was that? 919 01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:00,040 Oh, my God. 920 01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:02,900 What? Tornado warning in Dallas County. 921 01:16:03,180 --> 01:16:05,220 There's a tornado warning? Yes, in effect all night. 922 01:16:05,460 --> 01:16:06,459 Oh. 923 01:16:06,460 --> 01:16:07,419 What are you doing? 924 01:16:07,420 --> 01:16:09,580 Shirley Temple gets triggered by natural disasters. 925 01:16:10,180 --> 01:16:15,100 Fire, air, water, pretty much all the elements. I should go get her. Leave the 926 01:16:15,100 --> 01:16:17,360 cat. What are you doing? I'm calling my mom. 927 01:16:17,620 --> 01:16:19,740 Cell phone towers go down around here when tornadoes hit. 928 01:16:20,120 --> 01:16:21,079 Electricity might too. 929 01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:22,520 Did you know that this was a camera? 930 01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:26,860 It's gonna be bad, right? Cherry, Pumpkin and I need to talk. No, no, no. 931 01:16:26,860 --> 01:16:29,900 to go home because my mom is alone and we have a closet we hide in during 932 01:16:29,900 --> 01:16:31,480 tornadoes. And leave us both for dead? 933 01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:33,280 She doesn't have a home. She lives in her car. Enough! 934 01:16:35,180 --> 01:16:38,080 That's the sound of the storm gates closing, so you won't be able to get 935 01:16:38,180 --> 01:16:39,960 No. No, I am gonna find one. 936 01:16:40,220 --> 01:16:41,580 And I'll come back for y 'all. 937 01:16:41,820 --> 01:16:42,820 Okay? I promise. 938 01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,040 I promise. 939 01:16:53,700 --> 01:16:57,060 fucking goosey with those lips lately, Cherry. What the fuck is your problem? 940 01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:59,600 I'm just going to get... Are you mad at me? 941 01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:04,860 Yeah, you stabbed Norman in the cheek with a meat cleaver, so... I tripped. 942 01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:06,720 Tripped? 943 01:17:07,160 --> 01:17:11,460 It is so fucking exhausting to keep track of the way you manipulate 944 01:17:12,100 --> 01:17:14,000 Are you the main character or are you the fucking victim? 945 01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:15,940 Do you not believe me? 946 01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:03,318 Two, babe? 947 01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:04,320 Are you okay? 948 01:18:04,820 --> 01:18:06,860 No. Call 911. 949 01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:08,320 Okay, okay. 950 01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,040 I'm coming. Don't. 951 01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:11,840 Call 911. 952 01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:17,700 Um, um, in the employee manual, there were emergency tunnels pumped in. Be 953 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:18,760 I'm coming. I'm coming. 954 01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:21,400 Are we still best friends? 955 01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:24,380 You know I don't believe in hierarchy in female relationships. 956 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:25,860 You didn't answer the question. 957 01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:27,860 What's the first rule of paradise? 958 01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:29,440 Shine theory? 959 01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:30,500 You broke it. 960 01:18:31,180 --> 01:18:33,040 You dimmed my fucking glow, girl. 961 01:18:33,460 --> 01:18:35,040 You dimmed all of our glows. 962 01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:39,580 You ruined paradise. 963 01:18:40,740 --> 01:18:41,740 It's over. 964 01:18:42,460 --> 01:18:46,080 You just had to fucking self -destruct. It was inevitable. It's such a fucking 965 01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:47,320 unattractive quality! 966 01:19:01,770 --> 01:19:02,770 Boring. 967 01:19:04,790 --> 01:19:06,150 You're the snake, Apple. 968 01:19:08,610 --> 01:19:11,050 You never helped me for me. You helped me for you. 969 01:19:13,930 --> 01:19:15,670 I never had a drinking problem. 970 01:19:16,830 --> 01:19:20,290 Hiding mini bottles of tequila under cowboy hats is a fucking problem. 971 01:19:20,610 --> 01:19:21,610 It was gin. 972 01:19:21,810 --> 01:19:24,010 And this is Texas. What else is there to do? 973 01:19:26,250 --> 01:19:28,270 You know what's the saddest thing about you, Apple? 974 01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:37,360 You're so alone. You're like the depths of the ocean. Like those deep, dark 975 01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:41,240 places where only those glow -in -the -dark, creepy creatures live. 976 01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:45,680 I'm alone because my family died. 977 01:19:48,620 --> 01:19:52,140 But you choose to be. 978 01:19:52,420 --> 01:19:57,240 You know nothing about my family. I do. 979 01:19:57,920 --> 01:19:59,620 And I feel sorry for you. 980 01:20:03,370 --> 01:20:05,630 Why do you hurt the people that love you the most? 981 01:20:09,470 --> 01:20:12,390 You can't trust the people who say they love you the most. 982 01:20:15,250 --> 01:20:17,430 That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. 983 01:20:20,550 --> 01:20:27,350 Well, since we're not best friends anymore, I guess I can be who 984 01:20:27,350 --> 01:20:28,350 I really am. 985 01:20:30,930 --> 01:20:31,930 Boring. 986 01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:36,560 And boring people aren't very good at keeping secrets, are they? 987 01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:40,480 Don't. 988 01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:42,080 Don't? 989 01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:46,300 The world deserves to know who you really are, Apple. 990 01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:50,960 Hey! 991 01:20:53,900 --> 01:20:54,900 What the fuck? 992 01:20:57,480 --> 01:20:58,480 Are you high? 993 01:21:39,790 --> 01:21:41,370 Stop running. I just want to talk. 994 01:25:01,580 --> 01:25:03,680 I thought I found one, but it was just a nickel. 995 01:25:05,060 --> 01:25:07,140 If I had a nickel for every nickel. 996 01:25:14,380 --> 01:25:16,000 Pumpkin, what are you doing? 997 01:25:17,940 --> 01:25:18,940 Nothing. 998 01:25:34,060 --> 01:25:35,060 I got you. 999 01:25:43,820 --> 01:25:47,120 I think it was always meant to be the two of us. 1000 01:25:49,420 --> 01:25:51,420 The others were just background noise. 1001 01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:56,600 Together we can create something new. 1002 01:25:58,380 --> 01:25:59,500 A new paradise? 1003 01:26:04,170 --> 01:26:05,190 A new garden. 1004 01:26:07,730 --> 01:26:10,050 But this time it will be unbreakable. 1005 01:26:13,430 --> 01:26:15,030 Do you know who I am, Apple? 1006 01:26:21,150 --> 01:26:24,410 You finally asked. 1007 01:26:27,370 --> 01:26:28,550 You're Pumpkin. 1008 01:26:29,630 --> 01:26:30,730 From Plano. 1009 01:26:34,350 --> 01:26:40,530 Daughter to a widowed overbearing mother. 1010 01:26:43,270 --> 01:26:45,950 You're always searching for a missing puzzle piece. 1011 01:26:50,630 --> 01:26:53,330 You're always looking for a sister to braid your hair. 1012 01:26:57,110 --> 01:26:59,490 Funny timing that I learned I had one. 1013 01:27:00,410 --> 01:27:01,830 Right before our dad died. 1014 01:27:07,120 --> 01:27:08,360 You didn't know about me? 1015 01:27:10,980 --> 01:27:13,060 I've known about you since I was a kid. 1016 01:27:15,580 --> 01:27:19,980 I didn't know about you as a kid. They didn't tell me about you till last year. 1017 01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:24,480 I thought my dad was too kind to have a mistress. 1018 01:27:26,920 --> 01:27:28,280 My mother was his wife. 1019 01:27:29,700 --> 01:27:30,700 So was mine. 1020 01:27:37,260 --> 01:27:39,020 It's not our fault they married a monster. 1021 01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:41,620 A monster? 1022 01:27:42,360 --> 01:27:43,860 Dad was my best friend. 1023 01:27:47,180 --> 01:27:48,200 We should get out. 1024 01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:49,500 Did you do it? 1025 01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:55,960 It's not about what I did. 1026 01:27:57,600 --> 01:27:58,920 It's about what he did. 1027 01:27:59,980 --> 01:28:00,980 To me. 1028 01:28:02,030 --> 01:28:06,990 To my mother! To you! He didn't do anything to me. He loved me. He loved 1029 01:28:07,450 --> 01:28:09,650 He lied to you! 1030 01:28:10,190 --> 01:28:16,170 What kind of a man leaves one family to starve while the other gets a fucking 1031 01:28:16,170 --> 01:28:17,730 Thanksgiving feast? 1032 01:28:19,230 --> 01:28:24,810 That is the most clever kind of cruelty because it's the kind no one would even 1033 01:28:24,810 --> 01:28:25,810 fucking suspect. 1034 01:28:26,990 --> 01:28:29,390 He abandoned me, Pumpkin. 1035 01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:32,540 He was a bad man. 1036 01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:39,580 I have given you everything, sister. 1037 01:28:40,260 --> 01:28:42,200 Why won't you choose me? 1038 01:28:42,760 --> 01:28:44,720 Because I don't know you. 1039 01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:49,180 And I've been trying to figure it out for months. 1040 01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:52,580 But paradise isn't real, Apple. 1041 01:28:54,220 --> 01:28:57,640 So just... help me? 1042 01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:00,880 Who are you? 1043 01:29:02,580 --> 01:29:03,840 Sister to sister. 1044 01:29:12,060 --> 01:29:13,160 Oh my god. 1045 01:29:17,700 --> 01:29:18,700 You're the snake. 1046 01:29:21,140 --> 01:29:22,140 What? 1047 01:29:23,240 --> 01:29:24,900 Sister to sister? 1048 01:29:25,660 --> 01:29:27,960 You've been spying on me, cuntass! 1049 01:29:30,510 --> 01:29:31,510 You set me up. 1050 01:29:32,190 --> 01:29:34,110 That cupcake didn't make you fucking sick. 1051 01:29:34,810 --> 01:29:37,410 You took a sip of my latte. Coffee makes you bomb. 1052 01:29:40,450 --> 01:29:41,450 Snake. 1053 01:29:42,150 --> 01:29:45,250 Just admit what you did to Dad. Please, please. 1054 01:29:45,610 --> 01:29:50,050 Just tell me. For me, I need to know, Apple. You did this to yourself, 1055 01:29:51,070 --> 01:29:53,730 You want destruction and you crave chaos. 1056 01:29:53,950 --> 01:29:56,010 I'm horrific, but you're a fucking tornado. 1057 01:29:56,470 --> 01:29:59,010 And none of this would have happened if you hadn't shown up. 1058 01:30:00,940 --> 01:30:03,820 Well, you're a terrible fucking friend and an even worse sister. 1059 01:30:09,300 --> 01:30:11,440 You're just fucking like them! 1060 01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:12,940 You know what? I am! 1061 01:30:13,380 --> 01:30:15,600 And I am nothing like you! 1062 01:30:20,340 --> 01:30:21,340 Pumpkin. 1063 01:31:00,140 --> 01:31:01,140 Daddy's little girl? 1064 01:31:01,460 --> 01:31:03,020 Daddy's little angel? 1065 01:31:03,340 --> 01:31:05,900 He poisoned me first. 1066 01:31:07,360 --> 01:31:12,840 A childhood full of his venom and a slow fucking death. 1067 01:31:31,050 --> 01:31:34,550 Snake poison was how I needed to kill him. I needed to kill him. I needed to 1068 01:31:34,550 --> 01:31:36,490 kill him. I needed to kill him. 1069 01:31:36,870 --> 01:31:38,170 And you're just like him. 1070 01:31:38,470 --> 01:31:44,450 No, you're just like fur. And you're abandoning me for eliminating a monster. 1071 01:31:44,490 --> 01:31:48,050 How could she not see? How could she not see me? 1072 01:31:50,130 --> 01:31:54,890 I am the antidote. I am Eve. 1073 01:31:55,850 --> 01:31:57,790 I am... 1074 01:32:12,330 --> 01:32:14,390 Forgive me Marilyn for I have sinned. 1075 01:33:14,199 --> 01:33:19,960 After a brutal tornado season for the South, a storm struck down at many 1076 01:33:19,960 --> 01:33:21,160 in the Dallas Metroplex. 1077 01:33:21,440 --> 01:33:24,600 At the Highland Place Mall, the tornado hit its peak. 1078 01:33:25,050 --> 01:33:28,170 Okay, pumpkin spice latte for, oh. 1079 01:33:31,650 --> 01:33:34,410 Do you want whipped cream with that, ma 'am? 1080 01:33:35,930 --> 01:33:37,830 That's the fucking way I do. 1081 01:33:42,950 --> 01:33:49,730 Blue Bonnet, your tutti -frutti dragon fruit drink? 1082 01:33:50,090 --> 01:33:52,670 Or Chrysanthemum, passion fruit lemonade? 1083 01:33:53,740 --> 01:33:54,740 Caramel black tea. 1084 01:33:56,980 --> 01:33:58,740 Oh! Your cake pop! 1085 01:34:05,340 --> 01:34:06,340 Thanks. 1086 01:34:23,050 --> 01:34:25,430 I'm such a grump when I don't have my cream dream cake pop. 1087 01:34:29,110 --> 01:34:30,110 Oh my god, babe. 1088 01:34:33,930 --> 01:34:36,010 I'm completely obsessed with your bracelet. 1089 01:34:40,350 --> 01:34:41,350 Flowers! 1090 01:34:43,990 --> 01:34:44,990 Look at this. 1091 01:34:57,520 --> 01:34:58,520 Are you looking for a job, babe? 1092 01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:28,180 Thank you. 1093 01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:29,180 Ma 'am, you can't be here. Ma 'am? Ooh. 1094 01:36:30,720 --> 01:36:33,760 Sharon Sullivan, Dallas PD Homicide Unit. 1095 01:36:34,400 --> 01:36:35,620 Been here all day. 1096 01:36:38,720 --> 01:36:40,700 I didn't think she'd kill her own sister. 1097 01:36:41,300 --> 01:36:42,520 Wait, what? 1098 01:36:42,860 --> 01:36:45,260 Oh, I've been undercover on this case for months. 1099 01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:48,040 Apple is a suspect in two poisoning cases. 1100 01:36:48,480 --> 01:36:51,840 In your right shoe to go. Do you have any idea what the hell happened here? 1101 01:36:54,540 --> 01:36:59,660 Well, Pumpkin was spying on her sister, but I never thought that... 1102 01:36:59,660 --> 01:37:05,320 Jane. 1103 01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:10,840 What the fuck is she doing? Look, look. 1104 01:37:11,520 --> 01:37:15,020 These have cameras in the binoculars. 1105 01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:17,360 Forensics. Is that the victim's phone? 1106 01:37:17,960 --> 01:37:18,960 Thank you. 1107 01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:20,840 Come on. 1108 01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:25,200 It's connected. 1109 01:37:26,340 --> 01:37:27,340 We're going to need backup. 1110 01:37:27,620 --> 01:37:28,620 I think we got her. 1111 01:37:28,640 --> 01:37:29,579 Do we know where she is? 1112 01:37:29,580 --> 01:37:33,380 I can't say for certain, but I have a pretty fucking good idea where to start.