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Welcome, Freeper Nation. I cannot wait to tell you about today's mission.

Just know that it entails us jumping off of a moving train.

Oh, yeah. To help me give you the rundown for all of this, my charming, very, very handsome.

Correct. What is this?

I think we should explain just a little bit what's gonna happen.

What are we gonna find? A masterpiece of the one and only.

Don't tell them you have to watch.

You're not gonna want to miss this one.

WHOA...

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Welcome, Dad's 400th 27th.

This is the way to Santa.

This is the way to Santa.

Step one, sneak fast through.

When you all are here, which will be with Daddy?

He's trapped.

Hello.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Excuse me, ma'am. This car is closed.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, ma'am.

That's really you.

That's a girl wrong.

Nothing, right?

Stop.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Oh, my God, is that what I think it is?

I've asked you that.

That's what they say.

The forest piece is sold for millions, but it's still just graffiti.

This is just crystals.

Yeah.

But...

All right, guys, you know the drill.

We document as much as we can, and we get out.

Look the most important line.

Don't touch.

Burn your own.

Where are you going to tell me twice?

Oh, my God.

Yo, yo, yo.

That's not cool, man.

GD, I told you.

Look.

I don't even know if this is real.

Or not.

This could be a chance for it.

No, we don't touch that's the code.

Yeah, we're the code for stuff, my dick.

Okay, come on, don't be a dick.

Just put that stuff away, let's go.

That's what I'm talking about.

Excuse me, ma'am.

That's not true, man.

That's it, JD.

Get your spin, go, you're gone.

This is not what we do.

Go.

You all right?

All right, I'll be rich if I don't want to do nobody's anyway.

Is that okay?

Yeah.

Okay.

Uh, nice.

Yeah.

Yeah.

82.

82,000 views?

Holy shit, we're popping off.

No, 82.

Literally just 82.

Wow, okay.

I mean, I don't get it.

Like, what do we have to do to make our channels flat?

Or not?

Nope.

I'm not trying to do it.

I don't know.

I think we're just irrelevant.

I have something that might cheer you up.

A courtesy of water and power.

It's called the Paragon.

It's an old hotel down the shore.

All right, so I did a deep dive online.

Apparently, the Paragon is where the legendary gangster Myrlandski

stashed his missing 300 million.

You know, that's got a lot of money.

Apparently, everyone that's gone looking for this money

has never been earned from again.

The Paragon legends does this place where evil lives

and it does not take kindly to visitors.

Sounds, uh, dangerous.

Man, I think of all the kids here with 300 million.

That's what I'm saying.

I think if we happen to stumble into that green,

not the end of the world if we leave with some money.

Look, guys, we either have a code or redone.

We document and that is it.

Before you get any ideas, we go in as a team.

No more solo stunts for the socials.

Do I have your word?

Yes.

Yes.

Good.

Actually, um, I have a little surprise for you too.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Wow, it's, uh, it's kind of different.

Different.

Um, okay, well, that doesn't sound...

No, I'm a different in a good way.

No, like Lady Gaga, different, right?

Right.

Wait.

Wait, guys.

What's up, bitches?

Do you have a swag right here?

Yeah.

Appreciate for that spot squad.

Never heard of this cap before, but I know it's worth paying.

Also, just wanted to give a quick shout out to my former crew.

What up, creepers?

I know you're watching.

And, uh, how's it feel to be a bunch of broke ass?

No one.

Yeah, yeah.

Hold up, shoot her up!

Guy pull her butt, pull her up.

Woohoo.

Hold on, heck.

What was that?

줄ider.

You good?

That's a rat?

Okay.

What is it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Where's Diane?

She should be here by now.

Didn't you know where your girlfriend is?

Vernon?

Yeah.

Where's Diane?

She should be here by now.

Didn't you know where your girlfriend is?

Vernon?

Seriously?

What?

Here.

And the pleasure cruise continues.

Do not disrespect my size.

Okay.

Look.

Yellow one gives me sweet, sweet energy.

Red one helps with my blood flow and it keeps my brain sharp.

And the green one, while the green one gives me all the nutrients that my body needs.

Okay.

And what about those purple ones, Vernon?

There seems to be a lot of purple ones.

Well, I mean, listen.

You can't spell healthcare without THC.

Oh, my God.

Finally.

Then you got the wrong room, buddy.

I don't.

I'm with Vice.

Vice.

It's the news outlet, Genius.

Hi, son.

Hey, you're cool.

You know this guy?

Yeah.

You prefer to message me.

Come on.

That is a lot of equipment.

Hmm?

Is that a bomb?

Okay.

I'm the only one who's smelling bacon here or, uh, is it just me on my crazy?

I'm not a cop.

No, I'm like a...

Diane.

Perfect timing.

Who's the boomer?

My name is Frank Bounder.

I'm with Vice.

I'm here because I want to watch you guys crack the paragon.

How do you know what the paragon?

I still die as a post.

Like everyone else.

I'm sorry.

I said I was sorry.

Okay.

We've all been talking about how we need to take our Instagram to the next level.

Frank here.

Could help us do that.

Hey, Vern, what do you think?

Well, I think he's a cop.

Frank?

No, absolutely not.

It's a bad idea.

Damn.

I trust you.

We're doing it.

Okay.

Nice.

Hey.

Huh?

Sadly, it didn't come with a mystery-spiraling dog.

Hey, Quar.

I asked.

Rick, if he brought an extra kind of diesel like you was supposed to.

Wait, I thought it was Vern's turn.

Absolutely not.

Quar told me that Diane said it was your turn.

Or we could always take my ride.

This is absolutely bullshit.

Honestly, I don't mind.

I'm pretty comfortable.

Okay.

Thank you, weather, never lies.

Okay.

Just make sure we're out of the tons for four eggs.

Tunnels.

Aren't there any doors or windows?

47 cents off.

No, like a story or not.

It's the JD's now it's the loner.

Okay.

Pretty climber's hobby, huh?

I think I'll stick the board watching.

It's really not that bad, except for certain situations.

We are?

And why?

Oh, you know, I'm not really into the whole creepy crawly things that go bump in the night.

How far in do we have to go?

It should almost be there.

There's just one little thing.

And what's that?

That.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Bird, does that smell you or the tongue?

It's bad.

I think we yourself, bro.

I think this body cleaned.

Wait, everyone, hold on for a second.

What is this?

Boris, we hurt you're not going to like this.

What is it?

I don't know.

Everybody, let's go now.

Where are you right?

I hate rock.

I hate rock.

I hate rock.

I hate rock.

Mr. Doorway.

There's got to be a different way.

I'm going to go look.

Don't feel long.

Well, she does that.

I can see the crack out of it.

Whoa!

Hey, it's good.

Could be the crew was renovating and was told to quit.

We're about okay.

There's still so little people living in there.

I'm their way.

Hey, I'm coming back.

We found a way out.

Yeah.

Wow.

Wow.

Let's say it's in Bada's party's year back in the day.

Where I could do this again.

Hi, guys.

I'm so excited to have you on this little journey with us.

It's like it's haunted.

Jesus.

Say, how do I new best friend?

Okay.

Here we go.

Okay.

Here we go.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Here we go.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the Paragon Bitches of Paragon!

Oh.

You guys seeing that?

Why do I move in?

This place isn't safe, but there are rats.

Oh yeah, I'm not the cute one.

No, I'm talking the scary, ferocious, red-eyed kind of rats.

Yeah.

Didn't think those existed.

I saw them.

Wow.

Hello!

Fancy.

Ah.

What a beauty.

You guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Listen, I didn't take those losses for nothing.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Can you dream me, Greek?

It's a great thing.

Great.

No rats.

Right.

Maybe not rats.

Hey, whoever this is, is there next funny?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

God damn it.

It's not picking up.

Okay, you need to chill.

I'm sure she's fine, and we'll be playing Paragon as any second.

All right, but until we know for sure we do this the right way.

We search room by room floor by floor.

Come on.

Three.

Dramatic.

They had a fight.

What?

Hair color.

What do you say to her?

I don't think you would like me talking with you about it.

That was complicated.

Uh, it's actually not.

You know, Rick wants a wife, and I am once in a while.

That's off the record.

So, Rick.

See, it's George.

We let him think that he is.

He works security at Home Depot.

He supplies us with most of our equipment.

So, the illusion keeps us stocked with care.

And I imagine that meets with Diane's approval.

Oh, for sure.

She's got a firm group on the van.

As well as Rick's involves.

What does Vernon do?

Vernon is our photographer.

He documents everything.

He's always taking photos.

He's got a lot of noise.

You?

Me?

Yeah.

Oh, well.

I'm Mickey.

So, I open doors from the closed, and I keep everybody honest.

Yeah.

Thank you, by the way.

Who are you?

You're helping me back there in the zoo, right?

No problem.

So, what's your wife saying?

Amanda.

Amanda.

You got a picture of her?

I do.

She's a badass.

I like her pink.

Not what I expected for you.

Korra.

Waste in time, let's go.

Thank you.

Carl.

Hi.

Hi.

Yes.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

You guys.

Check this out.

Let's find out how to get out of here.

Somebody go to the concierge desk and see if I can find a master key or something.

Get an idea to go up.

Somebody's to go with her.

You're relaxed, we're good.

We got it.

Come on, let's play.

Look, I'm just saying, what could have made that?

Shadow.

Shadow, do you think it's Shadow made this?

No, I don't know.

Wait, did you hear that?

What?

I'm just feeling...

Oh, it's a clock.

It's a clock.

Really?

Cora.

Cora.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get up.

It's how you question on Mr. Vice.

Absolutely not.

No, I don't know.

There was definitely a Vice.

I know a vibe when I see one.

Okay.

Well, we only vibe, I know this is yours.

In the back of the car.

Only within the same.

What's this?

Paragon owner goes missing after wife is murdered.

Hotel set to close.

Details have been kept confidential by the police due to the ongoing investigation.

However, it has been rumored that the victim's chest was found exposed with her heart removed.

Wow.

What?

You really know how to turn a girl on, Bern.

How did you meet Diane?

An abandoned mental hospital.

I just got the tone, I guess.

You reckon she's the one?

Look, I know you only just met her, but trust me, there's no one that is like...

Get up here!

Hey?

Hey, you!

Get out here!

Get up there!

You heard.

Alright?

What kind of stick bastard puts a bear trap in the hotel?

Oh, that's him.

Look, a lot of them.

We're going to make do what we got.

It's the best day.

It's a little hot.

Get out!

What?

Sorry, kid.

Guys, I think we're going to take her to a hospital.

No, I'm not leaving without her.

She's down, she's upstairs.

I'm going to walk.

Hey, kid, that's me.

I got you.

I got you.

I got you.

Come on.

Let's go, my camera.

Let's go.

You know, I think this is our cute abounds.

Cor, that's the anastone.

Take her wherever the business is.

Funny!

Alright, so you guys know I normally don't say this, but we should call the cops.

Vernon is right, we need to get real help, guys.

We do not have time to wait around for the police, okay?

Look, we should keep moving.

Keep the noise down.

Come on.

Hey, guys, what was that?

Get up, get up, get up, get up.

What the hell, Greg, you got a gun?

Man, I knew he wore a cop.

That's you guys, too.

See, he?

Or you know what was that?

Watch over there!

Come on.

Don't touch me.

Move.

Come on, big guy.

Up.

How do you need it now?

That fact's off.

That's where the camera off, lady.

Come on.

Let's go close out.

Time for a little social media detox, creeps.

Where's Dine, you piece of shit?

I don't know where his little purple hair skin gets.

I'll just shoot an only fan video somewhere.

What I want to know is, where's the money?

I'm going to ask you one more time.

Where's the money?

I'm going to ask you one more time.

Where is Dine?

Pardon me?

Where are they?

They're the scavengers.

They're the literal scum of the Earth.

Oh, shit.

That's not the top of the top.

That's just calm.

No!

You know, bullets are equal opportunities, sweetheart.

Wow.

The white trash progressive.

You know that?

That is rare.

Figures?

The trick is the one with the biggest balls.

And now.

I know what that is.

What are you going to do about that?

I could think of a couple of this days.

Funny.

I would still have more than enough room to talk.

It's not how they say that.

It's not too crazy.

It's not too crazy.

It's not.

It's too, too.

It's okay.

Right?

It's okay.

Come on.

Let's take away our mouth.

It's hard to you taking it too far, man.

It's not!

Hey.

Should we know the use of that thing?

Okay, Rainbow.

What do you do?

What do you cut?

No.

I'm just looking for my wife.

Frank, what are you talking about?

It's fine.

Explain!

All right, all right, all right.

My wife is the reporter.

She was missing a couple of months ago when I went for a talk with her at the restaurant.

Do you miss a story about the owner of this hotel?

Cops?

You've been no help.

I just couldn't find the way in.

As soon as I saw your paragon post, I knew you guys found a way.

Who gives it yet?

What do you less do for bitches in this world?

Who?

I think that's three.

Die in!

Oh.

Oh, dude, this.

Oh, yeah.

Come here.

I didn't know.

I didn't know it was your girls.

I didn't know.

Get off, take it.

I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Really?

Take it.

Take it.

Go.

Run!

Run!

Run!

Run!

There's three.

Anyone else looking for the freaking fire miles?

What's my thought?

Todd, this wasn't in the plan, changing plans.

You thought we were just gonna scare him now?

No!

Show your mouth.

No, show it to him.

Sorry, sorry.

I don't give a shit about this empty-gray of bullshit.

I don't mean it for the money.

Excuse me, bro.

And you know where it is, right?

It's in the office.

Yeah, I can't do that.

What?

What?

That office is month in the blue branch.

And Rick, he had the only copy, genius.

Okay.

Let's go find this guy, diver.

Get on me.

No, he's...

Get off me!

Rick!

Rick!

There's gotta be another way.

Who wants to walk the pipe?

I'll do it.

Go on.

Go.

Go!

I'll do it.

Really?

What is that?

Exactly.

Bravo!

Rick, are you okay?

Oh my god!

It's not him!

Bravo!

Rick, are you okay?

Oh my god!

It's not him!

Hmm, too bad.

Let's go.

Wait, how am I supposed to get back?

You don't!

Too blue?

Come on.

Daddy, this isn't you, man.

You have to help us.

Damn.

Let's go!

Stay on.

Don't think.

It's over there.

It's over there.

Marnia.

It's over there.

It's over there.

Help me!

It's over there.

You know her?

Yeah.

Where's Amanda?

It's over there.

It's over there.

It's over there.

It's over there.

It's over there.

Come on.

Show the blinds.

What?

I have to do that too.

It's over there.

I have to do that too.

It's over there.

It's over there.

That's it.

Get away from me.

Get away!

Got it!

Get away!

Get away!

Get away from me.

Get away from me.

Get away from me.

Get away from me.

Let's get out of here.

Go on now!

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Get away from me.

Get away from me.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

We're going to get you out of here.

Come on.

No.

Hi.

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Are you in?

Oh my god, cute!

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

A powerful secret has been shared with me.

A secret to become more.

A secret to become more.

More.

than that.

I don't know what you think I am.

existing.

just thinking of deeper meaning.

Do not be afraid.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Must be done.

Oh, okay.

Prove that you will never understand.

Let's go!

Upon the purchasing of a mortals sacred art,

the chosen one which will be gifted with supernatural strength,

praise be to the dark one.

Come on, let's just get out of here.

I've been equipping a little bitch and I'll be out with this, huh?

You ain't worth it, man!

You're dead, Mack!

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

Bust game, eternity will have weighed, lost, in this fire.

You're dead, you're dead, you're dead.

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

The final transformation from men to beast occurs in the dark Lord

as offered the joining of two souls, desired to be joined as one in it,

the jerk must have died.

Upon us, there will need the man based on finally in joy for a lasting life

and all of the dark arts or the anglers for.

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

What does it mean?

Whoa.

Holy shit.

Are you okay?

Hey, yeah we're okay.

I can see you.

Where are you?

Upstairs and I found my head.

Of course, how do we get to you?

Get out, get out, get out, get out.

Come on.

I'm going to listen to you.

Go for the night.

Just watch.

And it's off, go.

Come on.

Of course, we're in the kitchen.

We kind of need an exit.

I got it.

Okay, I found an exit.

Where is it?

It's right in front of you.

You got to be kidding me.

Go, go.

It's a sweet Jesus.

The motor's back.

You got to pull yourself up manually.

Get in.

What do you think this is safe?

Go on.

Ready on.

Should have told you guys about my wife.

Charles.

Talk in there.

Come on.

Come on.

I'm going to trap them again.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

Oh my God, burn them.

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