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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Watching Your Favourite Movies & Series online at Yesmovies.to 2 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,081 I see. Yes, go outside. 3 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:40,688 Go ahead and jump out. It gets cold in here if you dawdle. 4 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:45,647 There's food in an hour. Just meow so I can hear you. 5 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,728 Molotov! Come to daddy! 6 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,561 Come on now, have a bite to eat. 7 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,251 Molotov! 8 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,004 No, no... 9 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,929 No, no, no... 10 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,767 No, no, no! 11 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,565 No, no... 12 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,685 Bastard! 13 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,806 Damn it... 14 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:32,002 Goddamned fox. 15 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:34,242 You'll soon get your last meal. 16 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,929 I'll show you one hell of a dessert. 17 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,922 Sixty one... 18 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,611 - How is it going? - Sixty two... 19 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,842 I just lost count. How many are there in each pack? 20 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,449 Ten candles per pack, like it says on them. 21 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:24,241 - You can't be certain. - It's usually correct. 22 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:28,211 You can't be certain. I'll count again. 23 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:33,126 I'll have to start over. One, two, three, four... 24 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:27,240 Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! 25 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,921 Allan! Allan? 26 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:42,245 - Good lord, where is he? - Where's the old man? 27 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,681 Where did he go? 28 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,125 Hello, I... 29 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:17,321 ls there... Can you travel somewhere from here? 30 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:22,042 - Where did you say you were going? - I didn't say. 31 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:25,886 I asked if there were any conveyances here. Out of here. 32 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:31,851 - When? - When? Well... whenever. 33 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:36,681 When is the next...? Ls anything leaving? 34 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:41,325 The bus for Stréngnés leaves in three minutes. 35 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,290 - Stréngnés? - Number 322. 36 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,483 - Is that suitable? - Yes... 37 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:51,885 Is this enough? 38 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:57,842 No. This will take you to Byringe. 39 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:02,050 - So... what is there in Byringe? - Not a damn thing. 40 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:06,444 I see. A one-way ticket to Byringe, then. Thanks. 41 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,768 And you are... 42 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,684 over sixty-five? 43 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:15,764 Right. 44 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:17,691 Let's see... 45 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,407 - There you go. - Thank you. 46 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,884 Damn! 47 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,922 Come on! What the hell? 48 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,809 What the fuck were they thinking? 49 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:46,767 - Hold on to this bag and don't let go! - But I... 50 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,081 Shut the fuck up! Damn... 51 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:01,286 He must have gone up in smoke. He's nowhere to be found. 52 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:05,001 It's pitch black down here and everything is locked. 53 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,845 There's no way he could have gotten in here. 54 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:12,050 We have to call the police. Will you do it? 55 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,929 It's best if you do. 56 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,648 Allan? Allan? 57 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,240 Allan! 58 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,683 Where the fuck are you, old man? 59 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:36,170 Allan... 60 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:59,243 - You have blasphemed! - Do you mean showing the rubber? 61 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:03,564 It's the only solution to famine and poverty. Is that blasphemy? 62 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:09,044 If you're doing it on Children's Day in the middle of town... 63 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:12,966 you can bet your ass it's blasphemy! There, go! 64 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:19,210 I can't live in this hypocritical monarchy! 65 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,487 In Russia things get done! 66 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,085 Shut your mouth! 67 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:35,644 This is the solution to famine and poverty. 68 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,684 With this, the woman doesn't become pregnant. 69 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:42,924 No kids! This is amazing... 70 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:46,847 What are you doing? This is my republic! 71 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,246 The solution to famine and poverty! 72 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,169 Can I say one last thing? 73 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,608 Constable, constable, constable! 74 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:21,048 - How am I going to manage? - You sound like your father, Allan. 75 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:24,486 He was always thinking for no good reason. 76 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,528 And see how he ended up. 77 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,921 Thinking will get you nowhere. 78 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:32,249 The only sure thing is that it is what it is. 79 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,602 And that it will be what it will be. 80 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,531 - Hey! Hey. - What? 81 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:08,771 - You forgot your bag. - Right, that thing. 82 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,164 No trains run here. It's closed down. 83 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,369 What was that? 84 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,446 No trains run here. 85 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,727 The station is closed. 86 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:52,202 Yeah, I can see that. I wasn't born yesterday. 87 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,088 So what are you doing here? 88 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:59,369 The bus stopped here. 89 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:04,011 But where the hell are you going? 90 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,368 Going...? Well, that's... 91 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,251 I don't know. We'll see. 92 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:15,041 - Have you been on the road long? - On the road? 93 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:19,528 That's some serious luggage there. 94 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:23,161 No, this isn't mine. 95 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:27,881 - It just kind of came with me. - So, an old rogue. 96 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:35,649 - Are you hungry? - Well, food... Mostly thirsty. 97 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:40,530 - I think we can fix that. - Really? That's nice. 98 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,682 - Do you know where we're going? - I usually jog around here... 99 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,326 - I could not care less. - I mean I know this area really well. 100 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,687 What fucking area? Do you know where we're going? 101 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:51,970 - Yes, I know the area. - Damned lucky for you. 102 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,246 What the hell...? 103 00:13:56,480 --> 00:14:01,122 - What's going on? What's the problem? - Out of gas. 104 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,565 Damn! 105 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,201 Do you have a gas can in here? 106 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,931 - Well? - There's only one house in Byringe. 107 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,606 - It's brown, or light brown. - What the hell. 108 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,720 - And it's a little yellow... or light beige. - Where the hell are you going? 109 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,001 You don't think he's just gotten lost? 110 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:24,368 No, I don't. His mind is all there. 111 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,364 There is nothing wrong with his mind. 112 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:31,001 Can you imagine? Running away from his own party! 113 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:36,041 And I've spent so much time and effort on him, and he just disappears. 114 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:41,729 We bought a huge marzipan cake, good for 40 people at the very least. 115 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:45,247 We ordered it for him, because he likes marzipan cake. 116 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:50,571 We usually get cream cakes. Marzipan gets stuck in old folks' teeth. 117 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,324 What do I do with that cake now? 118 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:56,485 The old folks here can't eat marzipan. 119 00:14:56,920 --> 00:15:01,050 I could consider a Black Forest cake, but it's not my birthday. 120 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:06,809 You give me a call when he returns. Cases like these resolve very quickly. 121 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:10,123 You don't think he went out the window? 122 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,680 It was open when we came in singing this morning. 123 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,161 - Yes, yes. - It was actually open. 124 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:19,962 I don't know. It's entirely possible. 125 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:24,887 - Call me when he comes. It'll be fine. - I don't think so. 126 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,322 I hate retirement homes. 127 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,370 They think they'll get me into one this fall. 128 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,729 I've only set foot in one once. 129 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,806 If you've had four drinks, you might as well have another. 130 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:48,970 I got some money to entertain the old folks with my accordion. 131 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,607 They sat there, mouths agape. 132 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:54,371 - So you're an accordionist? - Sure do. 133 00:15:55,080 --> 00:16:00,166 Poor saps, sitting there. I'd rather be in jail. 134 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:06,769 - Congratulations again. - Right, I'd forgotten. 135 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,568 Down the hatch. 136 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,328 Did you have an old lady? 137 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,727 No, it never turned out that way. 138 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,250 How the hell did you avoid that? 139 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,643 - Do you pee outside? - Yeah. 140 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:33,964 I have to make room for the next round. 141 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:43,611 I'm glad you enjoyed the food. There's dessert too. 142 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,682 Yes, I'll be there. 143 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:54,367 Hello, is anyone there? Hello? 144 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,489 - Where is the geezer and the suitcase? - We're closed. 145 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,366 Where's the geezer and my goddamned suitcase? 146 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,408 I live alone here... 147 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,723 You think I'm an idiot? Who sat here? 148 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,684 No, please. Ow! 149 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,450 - Hold on, damn it! - Where's the geezer? 150 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,924 You are fucking lying. 151 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:24,606 - Ow! Stop! - I'll kill you, do you understand? 152 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,645 - Do you understand? - Yes! Stop. 153 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:38,042 Let's toss a goddamned coin to see if you get to live or not! 154 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:42,131 Please stop. If you just settle down... 155 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,885 Fucking lucky I don't have any coins! 156 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,243 There's a change bowl in the hall. 157 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:52,041 In what hall? Are you fucking nuts? I'm not... 158 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,761 - Christ, what a smash. - You don't say? 159 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:02,925 Hey, that dessert you mentioned? How about that? 160 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,924 - We have to get rid of him. - What? 161 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,004 - Before he wakes up. - Okay. 162 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:15,364 I have to admit that I'm getting curious 163 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:19,411 about what's in the suitcase. 164 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:25,810 There! Let's see. This is the quickest way... 165 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:28,201 - Oh, a little much. - ...to open it. 166 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:32,569 - I'll take that one. - Even if you know the combination. 167 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,881 Should we drink it straight, or...? 168 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:43,082 Oh, my sweet lord! 169 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:48,291 That was quite a bit of cash. No wonder the little boy was whining. 170 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:54,009 Open up, damn it! Hey, geezer! 171 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:58,802 Come on and let me out of here! I just want that damned suitcase. 172 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,042 - Calm down. - I won't hurt you. 173 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,288 Seriously! Hey! 174 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:12,400 - What was that? - I turned the freezer unit on. 175 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:17,165 Here's what we'll do: I'll take the suitcase and leave. 176 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,810 I won't hurt you! 177 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,764 Wait here, baby. 178 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,609 Hurry back! 179 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,530 There. 180 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,930 This is your room now. No shenanigans here. 181 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,526 Stop it, Allan. 182 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,567 Do you know if you have any negro blood in the family? 183 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,405 No, I don't think so. 184 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,244 It just doesn't add up. 185 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:58,649 You have negroid measurements and are prone to violence... 186 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,243 yet quite light-skinned. 187 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:06,769 If you have a negro somewhere, it would be interesting to meet one. 188 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:14,447 - Allan's father was a revolutionary. - Yes, he was a little special. 189 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,404 And the apple doesn't seem to fall far from the tree. 190 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,441 I think we should err on the side of caution. 191 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,609 - The patient is ready, Doctor. - Right. 192 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,649 Patch him up a little extra. 193 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,209 Forty nine million, eight hundred thousand... 194 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,282 The last ones. 195 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,407 49 million, nine hundred thousand. 196 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,448 And that one. 197 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,004 Fifty million! 198 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,924 You know how to count. Not bad. 199 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,889 That wasn't so bad. 200 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,411 Still not reaching him? 201 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,881 I don't know what the hell happened to his phone. 202 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,691 Fucking phone isn't working. 203 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,167 - Keep calling. - Should I leave a voice mail? 204 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,891 Text him. Go with your first idea for once. 205 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,770 - What was he doing? - He was just supposed to pick up something. 206 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,922 - Pick up something? - A suitcase. 207 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,846 - A suitcase? - Yes. You know what a suitcase is. 208 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,481 It's a portable space to keep your stuff in. 209 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:50,929 - Couldn't you get the suitcase? - Does this look like jewelry to you? 210 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,686 - Sorry, I forgot the ankle monitor. - I haven't forgotten about it! 211 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,441 - Is that Bulten? - I'll take this. 212 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,729 - Shut up. I'll do the talking. - Is that Bulten? 213 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,610 I said shut up. This is Géddan. 214 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,561 Caracas, bitch! Telephone! 215 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:50,925 Come here! 216 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,330 Who is it? 217 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:09,364 - We have it. - What do you mean? 218 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,681 One of my guys has the money, so we have the money. 219 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,286 Say we have it, dammit, it's not a problem. 220 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:36,322 I ask you to do one thing: Say we have the money. 221 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,722 Is that so fucking hard? This is unbelievable. 222 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:44,961 You go to Malmkoping and pick that moron up! This is serious! 223 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,564 - Java? - Yes, please. 224 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,244 Aspirin. 225 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,889 Did you sleep well? 226 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,480 Yeah. 227 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,245 He hasn't made any noise this morning? 228 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,321 No, not a sound. 229 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,848 Twenty degrees below freezing? Damn it! 230 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,521 God damn it! What have I done? 231 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,724 Bloody hell! 232 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,528 - How could I leave the cold on? - Oh, my. 233 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,002 Yeah, well... 234 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,648 it'll work out. 235 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,650 - Where are the cannons? - We cast the barrels here. 236 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,643 You'll observe for a week. 237 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,644 Esteban! Shut up and work! 238 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,131 We have to work together for a better world. 239 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,851 Come with me and fight Franco! 240 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,206 Allan! Where are you in this? 241 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,442 What do you want? You need to make a stand! 242 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:50,844 - Explain that to me. - I like to shoot. I like the booming. 243 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,649 We have to do something. 244 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,602 Long live the revolution! Long live Durutti! 245 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,366 Where are you going? Come join the international brigades! 246 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,247 Hitler is a good man! 247 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,290 I need to sleep. 248 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,767 Comrades, don't sleep! 249 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:33,203 We have to fight against Franco! We'd rather die than give up! 250 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,529 Long live the revolution! 251 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,967 Comrades, raise the flag of the republic! 252 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:50,203 And open your revolutionary hearts. 253 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,320 Death to the fascists! Death to Franco! 254 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,285 Tres, dos and uno. 255 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,010 Here comes the bang! 256 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,242 Get down! Damn! 257 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:25,531 Stop! 258 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,570 What's he doing there? Stop the car! 259 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,125 Stop, stop! 260 00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,848 My friend Allan. You have saved my life. 261 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,364 I will give you a gift. My favorite pistol. 262 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,727 What a shiny knickknack. 263 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,127 - Enjoy it. - Thank you. 264 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,802 Hey, mister. Do you think it can be fired? 265 00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,526 This is how you dance! 266 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:31,487 Relax, everyone. That's my friend Allan. 267 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,725 Tell me, Allan. 268 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,804 What will you miss most about our beautiful country? 269 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,642 The wine, and my friend Esteban. 270 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,810 He died. 271 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,847 Long live Esteban! 272 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:55,047 What's beeping? Hear that? 273 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,610 A telephone. 274 00:31:56,680 --> 00:32:00,002 - What? - Yeah, here. 275 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:04,960 Lots of text messages coming in. 276 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,964 - Now? - The reception is bad in there. 277 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:13,880 “From Géddan. From Hinken... Hinken... Hinken...” 278 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,282 - Hinken? - “...Hinken, Mom...” 279 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,284 - “...Hinken, Géddan...” - He's popular. 280 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:24,046 Well, maybe not. Hinken writes, “Call or die”. 281 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,887 Great timing... 282 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,723 - Hello? - Hi, Géddan. 283 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,962 - I'm at the station now. - Yes? 284 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,407 - The place is totally empty. - Yeah? 285 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,723 There's just some moron in the ticket window. 286 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,644 - What do I do? - Did you ask him? 287 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:58,486 - What do I ask? - If he's seen anything. 288 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,404 Yeah, okay. I'll ask. 289 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,243 Ronny Hult is here, with his wife. 290 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,728 Pick up your own visitors next time. 291 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,247 Yeah, sorry. I didn't even know they'd shown up. 292 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,963 - Please sit down. - Thank you. 293 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,290 So, tell me what happened yesterday. 294 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,443 Well, I work at the travel center. 295 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:40,603 A few hours had passed. It was around lunch time... 296 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,082 Just tell him what happened! 297 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,960 - Well... that's what I'm doing. - You're not doing it very well. 298 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:55,162 Okay. This guy jumped me. He was quite violent. 299 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:59,484 You forgot to mention the old guy. Do it in the right order. 300 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:05,248 First, there was this old person, a man I sold a ticket to. 301 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:09,962 That was the hundred-year-old. He buys a ticket from Ronny. 302 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,361 Then this biker guy shows up, 303 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:16,411 assaults Ronny and makes him drive to Byringe. 304 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,570 Hello? 305 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,089 Anyone home? 306 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,361 Do you know what time it is? 307 00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:01,368 Yeah, it's almost eleven o'clock. 308 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:05,843 Good. That means it's almost time for their lunch break. 309 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,365 Hey there. 310 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,442 - Hi. - Bye. 311 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,250 I see... 312 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,123 I see... That could have been painful. 313 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:43,562 Being dead can have its advantages sometimes. 314 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,564 - There. - Oh. 315 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,288 - Do we throw it all out? - All of it. 316 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,002 - Now what? I see... - He goes in there. 317 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,411 There. 318 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,410 Djibouti? 319 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:29,166 Well, he gets to see the world anyway. 320 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:35,210 The good thing about vests is that sizes aren't that big a deal. 321 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,489 You throw like a girl. 322 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,923 - What? - Julius, 323 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,686 you'll have to help me pull the suitcase. Now that there's two of us. 324 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,603 - Hell, yeah. - Yeah. 325 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,887 - Well, of course. - Yeah, I can... I can take it. 326 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,201 So take it. Thank you. 327 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,691 Hey, you there! 328 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,570 - Hey, hello! - Hello! 329 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,325 Could you hold on? I'm with the police. 330 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,890 Have you...? I'm looking for a hundred-year-old man 331 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:26,568 who got lost from a retirement home in Malmkoping. 332 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:28,011 Have you seen some old guy? 333 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:33,246 Yes, I saw an old guy riding a rail bike with Johnsson. 334 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:38,248 - I see. Julius Johnsson? - Yes, exactly. 335 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:44,327 And a guy in a biker's vest looking all cocky, wearing sunglasses. 336 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,200 They way they do these days. He didn't even say hello. 337 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:53,320 - Where did you see them? - By Akers Styckebruk soccer field. 338 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:58,281 - Was it long ago? - About half an hour. 339 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,362 Are you certain? 340 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,081 No. 341 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,805 Bye. 342 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,244 Hey there. 343 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,125 You wouldn't have room for two hitchhikers, would you? 344 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,761 - Hello. - Hello. 345 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,641 Sure, I can do that. 346 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,803 There's not a lot of room here... 347 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,402 We'll put the suitcase in the front. 348 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,607 - Where are you going? - Do you run the store here? 349 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,240 No. God, no. 350 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,969 I just work here. I'm a student. 351 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:58,408 You're a student? Not in primary school, I guess. 352 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,764 No. I've tried various things. 353 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,327 Studied all sorts of different things. 354 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:11,008 I think it's quite a complex issue, 355 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,562 with career options and the like. 356 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:20,842 - How do you mean? - Well, there are... 357 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,281 There are different... 358 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,565 That is to say... The way I see it, it's... 359 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,121 What? 360 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,489 I figure that it's difficult to make decisions about... 361 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:42,047 That's great. Keep all your options open. 362 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,882 Well, never mind. 363 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,530 - Get in. - Thanks! 364 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,802 So where are you going? 365 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,323 Well... Where are you going? 366 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:05,171 - I'm going to the warehouse store. - That sounds nice. 367 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,050 Are you sure? It's in the middle of nowhere. 368 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,407 Yes. The middle of nowhere is underrated. 369 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:16,481 Yeah, I guess it is. 370 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:29,124 Hey, can you mention the sponsor? That would be awesome. 371 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,201 What? 372 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,723 The insurance agency Skandia turns 150 and this guy is 100 years old. 373 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,404 That would be great. 374 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:40,087 As a cop, you could do something crazy on it. 375 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,960 - No, I won't do that. - But they're both old. 376 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:48,568 - Don't you...? I'm a cop, damn it. - But it would be great. 377 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:52,326 Give up, already. I said no, and I work for the government. 378 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:56,166 I can't be advertising on this damned channel. 379 00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:02,567 Fresh '70s group The Police, with their song “Message in a Bottle”. 380 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,962 And I have policeman Aronsson here. 381 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,611 - Inspector. - Welcome. 382 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:12,890 You have a little message for the public, but not in a bottle. 383 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,487 - No. - Tell me about that. 384 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:22,169 It's about a man called Allan Karlsson 385 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:27,280 who, on his 100th birthday, left the Malmkoping retirement home. 386 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:31,809 Oh, my. A hundred years, huh? Is he playing hide and seek, or what? 387 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:35,441 No. He may have been kidnapped 388 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,000 by a biker gang at the Malmkoping station. 389 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,651 Kidnapped? Oh, my. 390 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:42,563 - That sounds like some bachelor party - What the hell? 391 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,688 Is he going to marry Anna Nicole Smith, or what? 392 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,763 We would be grateful for any tip offs. 393 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,763 Right. Thanks for being here. 394 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,683 - Hello? - Hey, I'm sitting in the car. 395 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:02,481 Some cop on the radio is prattling on 396 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:06,531 about some 100-year-old who was kidnapped by a biker gang. 397 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,080 Did they say kidnapped? 398 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,606 Yes, they just said it on the radio. 399 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,205 That has to be Bulten. 400 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:17,001 Oh, Bulten. You're a dead man now. 401 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:29,689 - Do you want anything? - No, that's fine. 402 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,967 100-YEAR-OLD KIDNAPPED BY BIKER GANG 403 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,010 if you need gas, pull the lever. 404 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,442 You have to pull the lever to get gasoline. 405 00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,524 Pull the lever by the pump. 406 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:07,682 You need to pull the lever by the pump! Push the handle. 407 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:16,728 Haven't you filled up a car before? You have to pull the lever. 408 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,849 - Has he kidnapped you? - What? Who? 409 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,411 - Julius. - What? No. 410 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,369 You have to pull the lever. 411 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,490 The headline says you've been kidnapped by bikers. 412 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,928 Julius was wearing a biker vest. I just saw it. 413 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,401 No, the biker vest isn't his. 414 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:39,849 He took it from that bald kid. 415 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:43,811 - A little kid? - He doesn't need it now. He's dead. 416 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,167 I hit him with a croquet mallet. 417 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:50,211 - Did you kill...? - No, no. He froze to death. 418 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,167 Okay...? 419 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:57,167 The bald kid came to me, sweat pouring off his face. 420 00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:59,049 I guess he had the runs. 421 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,806 He was not doing well, so he handed me the suitcase. 422 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,484 There's 50 million in it. 423 00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:07,163 - What? - We haven't taken it. 424 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:08,401 - Drive! - What is this? 425 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,482 - Hit it! - He can't pump gas. 426 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,962 - Never mind that. Drive! - Alright. 427 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,404 Step on it, Benny! Step on it! 428 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,282 The lady at the register saw me. 429 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,767 What did she see? 430 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:30,291 This little bag happened to drop into my pocket. 431 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,201 - You want one? - Yes, please. 432 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,487 So you shoplifted, eh? 433 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,085 What the hell? 434 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,764 What? 435 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,969 What the hell has happened? 436 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,530 I apologize. 437 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:50,561 Of course you, as a store employee, get upset when I just grab a... 438 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:54,042 He can't break a million-crown stack for some candy. 439 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,600 I don't care about the candy! 440 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,968 What have you done? Well? 441 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:07,565 I'll never ask for information through the radio again. 442 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:11,401 - No, it didn't turn out too well. - Why do we even do that? 443 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,364 - Akers Styckebruk called. - And? 444 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,450 The dog indicated a corpse on the rail bike. 445 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,522 - A corpse? - Yes, exactly. 446 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:29,846 Benny, how about you skip the warehouse store and come with us instead? 447 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,888 Or do you have an exam on Monday? 448 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,684 What will you do with the money? 449 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:42,082 I expect we'll split it up. Right, Julius? 450 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,491 Yeah... 451 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:48,168 We'll have to talk about that later, because we're not in a good spot. 452 00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:50,242 Please step on it. 453 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:55,369 So... who does the money belong to? 454 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:59,883 You didn't win it in the lottery. 455 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:43,329 That sounds great to my ears, I can tell you that. 456 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:10,448 It's like kissing a German Shepherd's ass. 457 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,322 Damn, a pee stain. 458 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,684 Whatever you do... 459 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,649 You push and you pull... 460 00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,008 but the last drop still ends up in your pants. 461 00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,089 - Mr. Karlsson? - Well, Allan. 462 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,925 - Welcome back to Sweden. - Thank you. 463 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,527 Uh, Prime Minister Erlander invites you to a welcome dinner. 464 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:48,169 - I am pretty hungry. - Then get in. 465 00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:52,962 And one soldier got up and said, “Duck, everyone! He's reloading!” 466 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:05,682 Harry S. Truman himself said Allan was a very nice man 467 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,206 who has also done much for the US. 468 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,363 I don't know about that, but we had some party. 469 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:13,244 Tell me. I am terribly curious. 470 00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,529 We were drinking tequila. 471 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:21,250 - Loads of tequila. - I meant what happened before that. 472 00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:25,291 Before that? No, we only had tequila throughout. 473 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,601 Harry wanted bourbon, but that's kid's stuff. 474 00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:31,321 Mr. Karlsson, I refer to the work. 475 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,801 - When I worked on Manhattan? - Yes. 476 00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,968 You couldn't have tequila then. 477 00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,850 That would be lethal. It goes to your head. 478 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:43,244 Excuse me, I have to leave. The government is calling. 479 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:44,924 That is to say, my wife. 480 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,283 Enough of that. The meal's on me. 481 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,931 Tell Engineer Eklund the rest. Good night. 482 00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:54,806 Bye. 483 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,080 The Prime Minister asked me to... 484 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,687 - Do you think he'll be back? - No. 485 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,969 Then I'll take his steak. 486 00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,642 It would be a shame for it to go to waste. 487 00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:13,601 The Prime Minister has asked me to inquire 488 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:18,527 if we might have room for Mr. Karlsson at the Atomic Energy Commission. 489 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:22,685 - How nice. - So, how about your studies? 490 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:26,521 Not much to get excited about. Just three years. 491 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,642 Only three years of academic studies? 492 00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:31,451 Yes, I quit when I was nine. 493 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:36,726 - Nine? - Yes, nine. Or ten. 494 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,121 I was ten! No, hold on. 495 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,204 I turned ten that year. 496 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,004 So I was nine when I quit school. 497 00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,888 Here's a little fella that wants to jump down my gullet. 498 00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,483 You can have his. 499 00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:22,090 What the hell...? 500 00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:34,643 Stop there, my dear. You have some nice things. 501 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:36,484 I'll have an akvavit. 502 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,204 Give her a fifty. 503 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:43,564 Yes, that's fine. 504 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:49,284 This one was mischievous. I'm starting to feel it now. 505 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,522 I feel great now! 506 00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:01,162 I see. You don't say? 507 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,090 Damn... 508 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:35,444 What the hell is that doing here, inside the archipelago? 509 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,886 We're running out of fuel. 510 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:43,769 Turn in up here. 511 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,081 - Yeah, go ahead. - Here? 512 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,608 Sjotorp? A sea hut sounds nice. 513 00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:09,884 Hello! 514 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,361 - Hi. - Hi. 515 00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:17,007 We're wondering if we could rent a room for the night. 516 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:21,408 This isn't a goddamned hotel. I live here. 517 00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:24,524 But we'll pay you well. 518 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,967 We have money. That's not an issue. 519 00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:30,766 I see. Are you on the run, or what? 520 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:35,368 It's fine. I get that it seems odd, us just showing up like this. 521 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,569 - Here's another geezer. - The thing is... 522 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:41,689 - Hi. - ...we got a little lost. 523 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:44,843 - We would be very grateful if... - Allan. 524 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,770 - Hello, you. I'm Gunilla. - Nice to meet you. 525 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:49,370 We'll see about that. 526 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,561 I guess I'll have to squeeze you guys in somehow. 527 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:56,042 But no one pisses himself. You sleep in the barn if you do. 528 00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,171 - What's that? - Sonja. 529 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:09,765 Look at that. 530 00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,601 I see. Well, hello there. 531 00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:20,011 Not bad. 532 00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,046 Is she about 40? 533 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:50,211 Sonja? I don't have a clue. 534 00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:51,606 Why do you think that? 535 00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:55,127 I'm almost a zoologist, so I think that's right. 536 00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,369 Almost? How can you be “almost”? 537 00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:02,286 Well, I'm almost done. 538 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:05,364 I almost finished my studies. 539 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:09,331 - Where did you find her? - At a circus. 540 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,961 I see. Does she know any tricks? 541 00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,361 I honestly don't have a clue. 542 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,649 Circuses are just perpetual animal cruelty. 543 00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:22,566 Sure, absolutely. I hate circuses too. 544 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:25,644 That was the only good thing my ex did. 545 00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:31,443 He saw that I felt for her and he took care of it. 546 00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,289 So he just took her? 547 00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,963 Took? An elephant owns itself. 548 00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,600 Yeah... 549 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:05,970 - Allan! - What? 550 00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:09,886 Hey, you can't do that. 551 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:14,204 - Hold on there! - The flame was too weak. 552 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,168 It should taste grilled. 553 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:19,726 - What the hell is that? - French potato salad. 554 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:23,043 I can see that. I mean that green mess. 555 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,164 - Looks tasty. - It's guacamole. 556 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,641 Are you almost a chef too? 557 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:32,371 No, almost a dietician. 558 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:36,331 No, you're joking. Cut it out. 559 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,290 Sadly, no. I'm almost a lot of things. 560 00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:44,484 Almost a veterinarian, almost an economist. 561 00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:48,047 Almost a pharmacologist, almost a human resources specialist. 562 00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:50,009 - What the hell? - Yeah. 563 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:54,369 You must be almost single as well. No way have you had time for a woman. 564 00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:59,727 No. I mean yes, I am... 565 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,890 I am single. I'm available. 566 01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:07,170 - Maybe you were kidding? - No, but I hope you are. 567 01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,004 No, I'm not. 568 01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:14,564 In the last 18 years, I've amassed 920 college credits. 569 01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:20,329 - Good lord... - I have a strong thirst for knowledge. 570 01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:25,645 You have to stop lying to yourself, or everything could go to hell. 571 01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:27,210 You could end up with nothing. 572 01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:31,729 That's one possible analysis, but there are several aspects... 573 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,729 What the hell are you doing here? 574 01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,324 What are you doing here? 575 01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:48,931 - I wanted to pick some stuff up. - There's nothing to pick up. 576 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:53,610 Yes, there is. I just wanted to get my bowls. 577 01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:57,765 - What fucking bowls? - The blue fucking bowls with flowers. 578 01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:02,010 You gave them to me for my birthday! And now you want them? 579 01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,686 I changed my mind and want my bowls. 580 01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:08,446 Go fuck yourself, Ricky. Get out of here. You don't belong here. 581 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,686 - Is he a nice fuck? - Yes, he's nice. 582 01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:18,128 - He's the best. So damned good. - Sure. 583 01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:21,090 Good fingers. We call it “making love”. 584 01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,447 Ricky, good to meet you. Congratulations. 585 01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:24,646 Thanks. 586 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:26,643 Take care. 587 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:40,649 No, turn around. There you go. 588 01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:44,530 Well, no. 589 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:47,524 Oh, that's no problem. A bit more. 590 01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:53,331 - There you go. - Back up that way. 591 01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:55,091 That's good. 592 01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,531 - Just back up a bit more. A little more. - Yeah, I know. 593 01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:00,805 There you go! 594 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,485 Oh, my. He really slipped the clutch. 595 01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:11,529 Gunilla! Gunilla! 596 01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:14,683 I don't know what's wrong with me. 597 01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:18,685 I always end up with idiots like that. I attract them. 598 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:23,084 Maybe you know. I bet you're almost a psychologist. 599 01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,891 No, not really. 600 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:31,126 But I don't have too far to go, I've read the basics. 601 01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:35,489 I have neuropsychology left, but that's a minor course. 602 01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:40,771 It's hard to say what the root of your problem is. 603 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,765 But you can change your behavior. 604 01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:47,324 - If you want to. - Come on, Benny. 605 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:50,688 You can't pick who you fall in love with. 606 01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,161 Sadly, no. 607 01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:55,810 Gunilla! 608 01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:59,930 It was you and me! You and me! 609 01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:20,969 - Hello? - Bro! 610 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,566 - Hello, Ricky? - It's over. 611 01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:26,371 She's met someone else. 612 01:03:26,440 --> 01:03:28,681 Ricky, listen. 613 01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,569 Fuck that damned chick. 614 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,449 She's no damned chick. 615 01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:35,285 - She's Gunilla! - Listen to me. 616 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:38,762 Stop taking pills and stop drinking too. 617 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:41,207 We'll deal with this tomorrow. 618 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:43,282 - I can 'z' take any more, ifs over. - Get it? 619 01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:47,490 She fucked that 100-year-old. I know she did. 620 01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:51,360 What did you say? Hold on, Ricky. What 100-year-old? 621 01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:55,365 - Did you see the 100-year-old? - That fucking geezer! 622 01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:58,683 That guy who was on TV who is a hundred years old! 623 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,286 Ricky, damn it! 624 01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:05,441 Well... 625 01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:09,881 yesterday I was turning over a box of matches, 626 01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:12,406 alone in my kitchen. 627 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:18,206 Then suddenly, this old guy pops up, and now I'm here! 628 01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:22,284 That's just wonderful! 629 01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:43,450 Oh, my lord. Hey... 630 01:04:56,800 --> 01:05:00,725 Is that my bachelor party? How exciting! 631 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:04,923 But I'm not getting married. 632 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,162 I don't even have a girlfriend! 633 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,444 I can well imagine. 634 01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:36,046 Why is the new plant in Siberia not operational yet? 635 01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:39,721 Who is responsible for this? I'm asking you! 636 01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:44,087 You morons! Idiots! 637 01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:14,563 Ah, I see. 638 01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:17,811 Why not? 639 01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:28,322 “Yes, why not? But could I possibly have a drink first?”. 640 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,041 What's he saying? Kalashnikov? 641 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,401 I like the sound of that. Good. 642 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:58,643 Allan, come dance with me! Allan, dance! 643 01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:01,644 Stop nagging me. You're nuts. 644 01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:09,082 - General Franco, the Fascist? - He just keeps nagging. It's boring. 645 01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:11,606 What else is he saying? 646 01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:47,801 Exactly. Listen here... 647 01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:19,084 Hey, idiot! 648 01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,242 Put the stone back. 649 01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:36,887 This is just too much. 650 01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:51,369 Herbert, pay attention. 651 01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:19,284 Herbert, let's just drop it. 652 01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:24,080 Damn. What did I do with it? 653 01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:26,322 Herbert. Lord. You have to stop. 654 01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:31,844 What damned pin? 655 01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:35,805 That's a hand grenade. 656 01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:51,010 Who goes there? 657 01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:53,568 Stop right now! 658 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:58,608 Excuse me. We have a problem. A grenade without the pin. 659 01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:01,160 - Throw it! - Grenade! Grenade! 660 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:50,243 The fire is spreading to the military base! 661 01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:11,209 Get him out of the bedroom, into the bathroom and wash him down. 662 01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:13,123 Shape the fuck up! Come on, damn it! 663 01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:15,685 - What's the address? - Stop it! 664 01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:17,603 Get it together! Where does she live? 665 01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:19,964 Where does the bitch live? 666 01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:21,850 Sjotorp- 667 01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:26,084 it's called that because it's got a lovely lake view. 668 01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:30,563 - Did you hear that? - Step on it, Hinken! Let's go! 669 01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:34,929 The amplifier isn't working, and it's still under warranty. 670 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:38,527 Of course I'll bring it in. Thank you. 671 01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:43,201 I was thinking about cadaver dogs. 672 01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:46,329 Do they always indicate correctly? 673 01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:48,289 Meaning what? They're cadaver dogs. 674 01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:51,762 Right, but... I don't know. 675 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:56,528 After all, Allan is 100 years old. 676 01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:57,880 What do you mean? 677 01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:01,282 Older people don't smell like we do. 678 01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:05,287 A sweeter smell, sort of... 679 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:09,568 A bit cadaver-like. 680 01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:15,045 - Drop it. - I should think so. 681 01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:16,571 Check these guys, 682 01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:19,405 Pér-Gunnar “Géddan” Gordin and Hans “Hinken” Claesson. 683 01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:21,767 I'm busy with the 100-year-old. 684 01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:24,320 Same biker gang, Never Again. 685 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:27,643 - Didn't you read the report? - Of course I did. 686 01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:06,648 Did you swallow wrong? There you go. 687 01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:08,609 What the hell? 688 01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:11,889 Have some grass, and have some vegetables. 689 01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:15,130 I found this cell phone on the kitchen floor. 690 01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:18,329 - Is it yours? - Nope, it's not mine. 691 01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:23,200 It wasn't Gunilla's either. But it's shut off, so... 692 01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:29,128 Well, turn it on, see who called and figure out whose it is. 693 01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:33,167 Yes, but... is that okay? 694 01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:37,246 - There you go. - Thank you. 695 01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:42,405 Someone called “Aleg” has called. “Aleg” again. 696 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:46,963 Oleg? It's pronounced Oleg, it's Russian. Young Popov called. 697 01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:49,884 - Is this your cell phone? - Well, I'm afraid it is. 698 01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:53,521 - Yes. - I found the damned geezer. 699 01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:57,127 - Great! And the suitcase too? - I haven't seen it. 700 01:14:57,200 --> 01:15:00,568 - There are people everywhere. - Just find the bag fast! 701 01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:03,203 Yeah, okay. 702 01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:05,851 What do you mean? Is there a problem? 703 01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:08,526 No, I'm just thinking about this old guy. 704 01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:11,444 What do I do about him? 705 01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:14,763 Do what you always do: Threaten. 706 01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:16,171 Alright, I'll just threaten. 707 01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:18,724 This is a threat! 708 01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:22,844 Do anything and I'll blow your head off! 709 01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:24,763 The suitcase! Get it! 710 01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:27,650 It's in the room by the kitchen. 711 01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:32,041 Get the suitcase, faggot! Make it fast! 712 01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:34,726 - You mean me? - I said “faggot”. Move! 713 01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:36,808 I'll shoot the geezer! 714 01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:40,602 And you stay real calm! 715 01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,126 Hurry UP! 716 01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:51,562 Stop right there. 717 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:55,962 Back up from the suitcase. Back up! 718 01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:01,650 - Hello? - You're taking your sweet time. 719 01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:04,564 - Did you get the suitcase? - I'm holding it. 720 01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:06,927 Do you have the money? 721 01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:08,485 I'll check right now. 722 01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:10,403 - You stay calm. - I am calm. 723 01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:12,687 Nice and calm. Good, faggot. 724 01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:16,526 Keep calm. Nice and calm, nice and calm. 725 01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:22,568 - It's a crappy suitcase. All plastic. - Shut up, you wrinkled fuck! 726 01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:27,760 - Shit, what a lot of money! - Great', Hinken! 727 01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:31,128 Take the bag and everything, and get here quick. 728 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:32,964 Scram, you bastard. 729 01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:34,644 Stop or I'll shoot, bitch! 730 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:38,281 - I'll do the shooting, I live here! - I said stop! 731 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,124 Hinken! What are you doing? 732 01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:43,528 Get out, or I'll shoot your head off! You hear me? 733 01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,208 Hinken? 734 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,321 Damn it... No! 735 01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:09,809 Caracas, get the hell up! Everything has... 736 01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:13,849 You're shouting. 737 01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:17,961 - Where the hell were you? - Buying melons. We were out. 738 01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:22,523 Hinken just got popped by the 100-year-old and you just leave? 739 01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:24,489 - Are you kidding? - You think I'm kidding? 740 01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:27,370 Do I look like I'm kidding? 741 01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:30,364 Half the team and 50 million gone! 742 01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:33,649 - And you go buy fruit! - Melons are a vegetable. 743 01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:36,041 I don't give a fuck if it's a fruit or vegetable! 744 01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:37,406 That's not the point! 745 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:40,848 Never question me like you're doing now. Got it? 746 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:42,251 I won't. 747 01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:49,049 Where are you going? Stay! You're not going anywhere. 748 01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:51,210 Stop right there, damn it! 749 01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:16,201 - Did you get all the bullets out? - One went straight through. 750 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:18,521 Sorry, I should have done something. 751 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:23,242 Like told me about the stolen money! 752 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:25,004 Now I'm involved in all this. 753 01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:28,084 I haven't decided if I'm part of it. 754 01:18:28,160 --> 01:18:31,607 - Yes, you are, Benny. Help me. - So he's part of it? 755 01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:35,401 - You'll get some cash too, Gunilla. - Some cash? 756 01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:39,081 I'm as involved as any one of you. I get a quarter. 757 01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:42,528 The sun is beating down. Want to go swimming? 758 01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:43,567 - No. - No. 759 01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:47,089 - Julius? - No goddamned way. 760 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:50,170 - Maybe Sonja wants a swim. - No, she's not going swimming. 761 01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:52,402 What do we do with this guy? 762 01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:55,131 Maybe set fire to the car? 763 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:56,804 Just leave him. 764 01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:58,848 Someone has to do something with him 765 01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:04,091 and I seem to be the only one taking responsibility! 766 01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:10,683 So your sense of responsibility is why this place feels so very safe? 767 01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:13,081 I didn't wave a shotgun around. 768 01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:16,164 What else was I supposed to do when he was trying to blow our heads off? 769 01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:19,642 Let's hurry up, so that we can get out of here. 770 01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:22,963 I'll go swimming. Call me if you need me. 771 01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:25,691 Where do we pick you up if you're torching the car? 772 01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:29,287 I have no clue yet. 773 01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:33,805 Driving around with a stiff... I don't even know who he is. 774 01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:35,771 Neither do I. 775 01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:00,963 Ah! Your majesty! Good evening and welcome. 776 01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:03,805 - My husband, Herbert. - Yes, good to meet you. 777 01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:05,803 And his friend Allan Karlsson. 778 01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:07,803 Welcome to my place. 779 01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:10,690 Jean-Claude, this isn't the right time. 780 01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:14,765 Look at that! It's you! Are you trying to hide? 781 01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:16,330 What are you doing here? 782 01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:19,562 I'm sorry. Have we met? 783 01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:39,923 Man, did we drink. That was fun. 784 01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:44,289 - Who are you? - You know me, Minister. 785 01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:46,084 - Who are you? - I'm... 786 01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:03,081 Just give us a name! 787 01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:46,084 Polska is a good dance, but I prefer the snoa. 788 01:22:07,440 --> 01:22:09,363 Thank you. 789 01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:14,041 - I am looking for Popov. - Over there. 790 01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:15,645 Thank you. 791 01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:23,810 The “old man grip”. 792 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:28,046 Did you switch to the old man grip? 793 01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:35,127 Oh, look at this. Why are you here? 794 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:38,249 My dear, how many years. May I? 795 01:22:43,560 --> 01:22:46,962 - This is my son, Oleg. - Your youngest. 796 01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:50,442 - American cowboy boots. - Oleg, stop it. 797 01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:54,650 - Yes, they're nice. - Can I have them. Please? 798 01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:57,564 - Oleg, please stop. - I'll give him mine. 799 01:22:57,640 --> 01:23:01,804 - What did I tell you? - Take this. It's also American. 800 01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:08,528 There's no need... 801 01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:12,491 - Oleg, what do you say? - Thank you. 802 01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:15,131 No problem. Enjoy. 803 01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:19,407 So, my friend, what are you doing in Moscow? 804 01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:24,486 The CIA have a problem so they asked me to help. 805 01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:28,321 I thought perhaps you could... 806 01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:31,167 - What the hell is this? - Wash your hands. 807 01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:35,040 - I just did. - Do it again! 808 01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:13,242 Ryan Hutton, you say? 809 01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:16,767 - So you met at the CIA's Paris office? - Yes, yes, yes. 810 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:20,049 Can you get any interesting information from them? 811 01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:22,849 Not entirely unlikely. 812 01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:16,450 Thank you. 813 01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:34,490 Good day. 814 01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:37,363 Hey, cam you just...? 815 01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:43,649 What? Oh, really? 816 01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:27,169 This recording only reaffirms my suspicions. 817 01:27:28,760 --> 01:27:33,448 He's terrified we'll tear the wall down. 818 01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:36,842 He knows that if we do 819 01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:40,483 then the Russian people will bring down the world 820 01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:43,769 and take it without any weapons. 821 01:27:59,360 --> 01:28:01,966 Such a shame, 822 01:28:02,040 --> 01:28:05,647 breaking down a big wall with hoes and bare hands when there's dynamite. 823 01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:08,727 - A toast to Father. - Cheers. 824 01:28:11,960 --> 01:28:14,281 Ridiculous. 825 01:28:14,360 --> 01:28:17,364 The East has all those cannons, but they hack away at it. 826 01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:33,847 What's that? He... 827 01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:36,321 Hello? 828 01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:40,883 Do you stop picking up the phone once you turn one hundred? 829 01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,445 Is this Oleg? 830 01:28:42,520 --> 01:28:46,570 I gave you the phone to keep with you. 831 01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:52,241 - Yes, you did. - Okay. Happy birthday. 832 01:28:52,320 --> 01:28:57,008 - What are you doing? - Going for an afternoon swim. 833 01:28:57,080 --> 01:28:59,731 A swim? You're such a character. 834 01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:02,963 Did you party hard? 835 01:29:03,040 --> 01:29:04,690 And what are you doing tonight? 836 01:29:05,160 --> 01:29:10,644 Evidently we're fleeing. So they say. 837 01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:12,449 - Fleeing? - Yes. 838 01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:16,844 Some people died, now we're fleeing. 839 01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:20,845 Hurry the fuck up, Benny. We have to get out of here. 840 01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:23,844 We need to pack food and clothing... 841 01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:26,691 - Did Julius call yet? - No. 842 01:29:39,360 --> 01:29:42,409 - Did you find anything? - What? 843 01:29:42,520 --> 01:29:45,808 - About the 100-year-old. - Oh! No, no, no... 844 01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:50,124 We found that Hinken Claesson has a brother in the area. 845 01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:51,850 - Really? - His name's Ricky. 846 01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:55,527 He's evidently seen the 100-year-old at a place called Sjotorp. 847 01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:57,329 - I see. - Check that out. 848 01:29:57,400 --> 01:29:58,811 Sure. 849 01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:51,962 God fucking damn it! 850 01:31:08,440 --> 01:31:10,807 So he's Russian, this “Aleg”? 851 01:31:10,880 --> 01:31:15,283 Oleg. Yes, he is. He travels all over the world. 852 01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:17,362 Does he have any references? 853 01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:20,286 What? References? 854 01:31:20,360 --> 01:31:23,330 It's Popov's son. I've known him for a long time. 855 01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:26,847 Isn't it enough that he wants to help? 856 01:31:26,920 --> 01:31:30,322 Do you have some post-graduate you'd rather call? 857 01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:31,925 Someone who wrote a paper on this: 858 01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:35,129 “Chased by Dangerous Bikers 101”? 859 01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:37,168 What an idiot driver. 860 01:31:37,240 --> 01:31:39,242 What a narrow fucking road. 861 01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:55,440 Damn it. Now I'll fucking show them. 862 01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:03,330 Oh, my. He's really going fast. 863 01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:14,006 - What the hell is he doing? - Stop! Stop! 864 01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:21,123 Come on, stop! No! 865 01:32:32,920 --> 01:32:36,606 That's what I call a roundabout. Boy, did he fly. 866 01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:38,011 Will that be all? 867 01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:41,771 A gas can. 868 01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:45,323 - With gas. - Do you have your own can? 869 01:32:46,680 --> 01:32:48,682 - No. - No? 870 01:32:49,640 --> 01:32:52,769 - And a lighter. - Right. One of these? 871 01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:58,165 Yes. We're having a barbecue. Some meat. 872 01:32:58,800 --> 01:33:03,169 I'm mad about barbecuing. It's the season for it. 873 01:33:03,600 --> 01:33:06,331 Yeah. That's true. 874 01:33:08,920 --> 01:33:10,410 What is... What...? 875 01:33:11,640 --> 01:33:12,880 Fuck! 876 01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:19,765 Well, god damn it! 877 01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:22,682 He doesn't seem very talkative. 878 01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:26,170 Too bad, he seemed very eager. 879 01:33:26,240 --> 01:33:27,844 Damn! 880 01:33:28,960 --> 01:33:33,648 - Is he alive? - Barely. His head is gushing blood. 881 01:33:33,720 --> 01:33:35,563 Hello? 882 01:33:51,560 --> 01:33:53,403 What the hell is this? 883 01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:07,847 Get in quick, damn it. 884 01:34:07,920 --> 01:34:09,729 What is wrong with people? 885 01:34:10,720 --> 01:34:15,044 Stealing a car in broad daylight. They should be locked up. 886 01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:20,121 He'll get a big surprise when he checks the trunk. 887 01:34:20,200 --> 01:34:23,010 Don't we have any compresses? I must use something... 888 01:34:23,080 --> 01:34:25,162 - What's happened? - Use the curtains or something. 889 01:34:25,240 --> 01:34:28,687 - I can't use anything that's dirty. - Who is that? Who is that? 890 01:34:28,760 --> 01:34:31,604 He was in a collision... 891 01:34:31,680 --> 01:34:33,682 - But who is it? - ...laying there bleeding. 892 01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:38,004 - Hello? Can someone tell me who he is? - Top drawer, Benny! 893 01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:40,686 - He tried to shoot us. - Shoot at you? 894 01:34:40,760 --> 01:34:44,685 Yes, and when he wakes up, he's getting his suitcase back. 895 01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:48,685 Give away 50 million? 896 01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:50,205 Are you insane? 897 01:34:50,280 --> 01:34:52,328 - This thing never ends. - It's not your money. 898 01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:54,880 He tried to shoot us. It's not worth it! 899 01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:59,289 - They want to give away our money. - It's not our money, damn it. 900 01:35:00,680 --> 01:35:02,444 - Which way are we going? - I'm hungry. 901 01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:05,251 - I don't know. - Can you call Oleg now, Allan? 902 01:35:05,320 --> 01:35:11,965 There's blood, and I am holding a shell casing. 903 01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:13,724 Yes, yes. 904 01:35:15,320 --> 01:35:16,970 What? 905 01:35:17,760 --> 01:35:20,969 Yes, of course you have to send forensics here. 906 01:35:22,120 --> 01:35:25,010 He's waking up now. He's waking up. 907 01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:31,483 Here's your goddamned suitcase, and now leave us the hell alone. 908 01:35:33,320 --> 01:35:34,810 What? 909 01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:37,724 The suitcase you've been looking for. 910 01:35:37,800 --> 01:35:42,601 There. We won't call the cops. Just go and leave us alone. 911 01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:44,364 My suitcase? 912 01:35:44,440 --> 01:35:48,286 You were chasing us down. 913 01:35:48,360 --> 01:35:53,002 I think the three of us should have a talk right now. 914 01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:54,684 One moment. 915 01:35:58,680 --> 01:36:03,242 It's memoria damnum, memory loss. 916 01:36:03,360 --> 01:36:07,649 Lots of people had that at the home. It's awful. And bed sores. 917 01:36:07,720 --> 01:36:11,725 - How long can you have pro memoria? - Memoria damnum. 918 01:36:11,800 --> 01:36:16,601 A few hours or days, or the rest of your life if you're unlucky. 919 01:36:16,680 --> 01:36:19,524 Just drop him here and the suitcase next to him. 920 01:36:19,600 --> 01:36:22,683 Hey, I'm not giving 50 million 921 01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:25,730 to someone who doesn't even know it's his. 922 01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:27,365 That's where I draw the line! 923 01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:38,050 Hello? 924 01:37:08,320 --> 01:37:09,651 Hello, Allan here. 925 01:37:22,240 --> 01:37:23,480 I see... 926 01:37:34,520 --> 01:37:37,763 He told me I was meat. 927 01:37:38,120 --> 01:37:39,610 Who was that? 928 01:37:40,280 --> 01:37:42,521 He never said. 929 01:37:42,600 --> 01:37:46,400 He made sure to say that he was going to do all sorts of killing. 930 01:37:46,480 --> 01:37:48,767 Kill us? 931 01:38:01,280 --> 01:38:03,851 Yes. Good lord. 932 01:38:03,920 --> 01:38:06,924 I know that orienteers are trustworthy... 933 01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:10,368 but you must know it leads nowhere. 934 01:38:10,440 --> 01:38:12,761 It's such an obvious crank call. 935 01:38:12,840 --> 01:38:15,366 An old guy and an elephant in the woods? 936 01:38:15,440 --> 01:38:17,886 We're throwing out that guy and his suitcase! 937 01:38:17,960 --> 01:38:20,440 Pack that crap, because we're... 938 01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:22,841 I'm getting out of here! 939 01:38:22,920 --> 01:38:25,651 - Stop, Gunilla. - I'll pack it up... 940 01:38:25,720 --> 01:38:29,088 First you were all about an even share for everyone. 941 01:38:29,160 --> 01:38:32,243 Solidarity with other people's money. 942 01:38:32,320 --> 01:38:34,926 Now no one gets a vote anymore. 943 01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:37,002 So what do you want, Benny? What do you think? 944 01:38:37,080 --> 01:38:39,765 You want to die here? Because that's what's going to happen. 945 01:38:39,840 --> 01:38:42,650 No, I don't. I want to live. 946 01:38:42,720 --> 01:38:47,681 What kind of question is that? 947 01:38:53,960 --> 01:38:57,089 - Hello? - Hello, Allan, it is Oleg! 948 01:38:57,200 --> 01:38:59,089 - Oleg! - Listen. 949 01:38:59,200 --> 01:39:02,249 We'll be landing soon. We've already started our descent. 950 01:39:02,800 --> 01:39:06,122 Can you tell me where we'll be flying? 951 01:39:06,200 --> 01:39:08,851 We need to get landing permits. 952 01:39:09,680 --> 01:39:11,603 One minute, Oleg. 953 01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:13,729 - Géddan. - Yes? 954 01:39:13,840 --> 01:39:17,447 Where do you think we should go? We can go wherever we want. 955 01:39:17,520 --> 01:39:19,329 - I don't know. - Well, 956 01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:22,882 just say the first thing that comes to mind. 957 01:39:25,280 --> 01:39:28,489 - Bali. - That's good. 958 01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:31,484 - Is that a place? - It's a damned island. 959 01:39:32,000 --> 01:39:34,048 Uh, hello! Bali! 960 01:39:41,760 --> 01:39:44,161 Behind the cinder storage unit? What? 961 01:39:46,240 --> 01:39:49,562 Excuse me, but that sounds a little odd to me. 962 01:39:50,280 --> 01:39:51,520 Yes, but... 963 01:39:51,600 --> 01:39:54,490 Well, I have the right to express an opinion. 964 01:39:54,560 --> 01:39:58,087 Yes, I'll take it. Yes, yes. I'll go there. 965 01:40:21,680 --> 01:40:24,490 - Hello? - You were right all along. 966 01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:27,643 These sidetracks had nothing to do with the 100-year-old. 967 01:40:27,720 --> 01:40:28,801 What? 968 01:40:28,880 --> 01:40:34,125 Andrén did an international search and Bulten and Hinken were both found. 969 01:40:34,200 --> 01:40:38,205 - Bulten is in Djibouti. - What is that? 970 01:40:38,280 --> 01:40:41,170 A small East African state, evidently. 971 01:40:41,240 --> 01:40:43,527 Africa? What is he...? 972 01:40:43,640 --> 01:40:46,883 - How did he end up there? - No idea. 973 01:41:16,640 --> 01:41:20,850 - Do they have DNA proof that it's him? - Not yet'. 974 01:41:20,920 --> 01:41:24,367 That suicide bomber turned the entire square to hash. 975 01:41:24,440 --> 01:41:28,764 I see. And what about Hinken? 976 01:41:28,840 --> 01:41:33,050 Found in Riga, dead inside a car crusher: 977 01:41:55,240 --> 01:41:58,289 Didn't you say he was shot in Sjotorp? 978 01:41:58,360 --> 01:42:01,762 - There was blood there. - That was elephant blood. 979 01:42:02,440 --> 01:42:04,727 - Elephant blood? - Well... 980 01:42:04,800 --> 01:42:08,441 Hinken had no bullet wounds, only trauma from the car crusher. 981 01:42:08,520 --> 01:42:12,286 Forensics say there was only elephant blood at Sjotorp. 982 01:42:12,360 --> 01:42:15,682 And this guy Géddan, where did he go? 983 01:42:15,760 --> 01:42:19,003 Nothing connects him to the 100-year-old. 984 01:42:19,080 --> 01:42:22,129 He's wanted, but that has nothing to do with us. Let's drop it. 985 01:42:23,080 --> 01:42:25,890 So we have nothing on them? 986 01:42:25,960 --> 01:42:28,167 Nope. Nothing criminal anyway. 987 01:42:28,920 --> 01:42:31,400 This is just incredible. 988 01:42:32,080 --> 01:42:36,483 I have the 100-year-old in front of me right now, with an elephant. 989 01:42:36,560 --> 01:42:38,642 Oh, you don't say? 990 01:42:38,720 --> 01:42:41,690 Ask him if he wants a ride back to the retirement home. 991 01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:45,407 Forget it. No way. No. 992 01:42:45,480 --> 01:42:49,326 Just drop all this now. 993 01:42:49,400 --> 01:42:53,007 Okay, I will. M drop it. 994 01:42:53,080 --> 01:42:56,368 Go ahead, but I still have to say 995 01:42:56,480 --> 01:43:01,202 that you've done a great job. A really great job. 996 01:43:01,320 --> 01:43:03,209 So, see you Monday. 997 01:43:03,320 --> 01:43:05,926 See you Monday, okay. 998 01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:07,889 - Bye. - Bye. 999 01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:43,602 Ow! You've bandaged it too tight. 1000 01:43:43,680 --> 01:43:45,728 It needs to be tight. 1001 01:43:45,800 --> 01:43:48,963 You're cutting off my circulation. 1002 01:43:49,040 --> 01:43:52,806 - Then do it yourself. - No, no, no. I want you to do it. 1003 01:43:52,880 --> 01:43:55,850 Even if you suck at it. 1004 01:44:01,800 --> 01:44:05,168 100-YEAR-OLD STILL MISSING 1005 01:45:24,240 --> 01:45:25,241 Hello? 1006 01:45:35,800 --> 01:45:39,441 What do you mean, piss? Hello? 1007 01:45:40,680 --> 01:45:42,603 Who are you talking to? 1008 01:45:48,240 --> 01:45:51,164 I wonder why we humans are drawn to the sea. 1009 01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:53,760 I think it's the feeling of freedom. 1010 01:45:59,200 --> 01:46:00,804 What a crash! 1011 01:46:04,480 --> 01:46:07,051 Lovely island, Bali. 1012 01:46:24,480 --> 01:46:27,006 Well, god damn... 1013 01:46:32,000 --> 01:46:33,809 Yeah. 1014 01:46:52,360 --> 01:46:56,160 - Did you get malaria already? - What? 1015 01:46:56,560 --> 01:46:58,369 You're as white as a sheet. 1016 01:47:01,160 --> 01:47:04,767 Things are kind of a mess right now. But I don't know. 1017 01:47:04,840 --> 01:47:08,003 Come on. She wants you. 1018 01:47:09,520 --> 01:47:13,730 I know. And that's the thing. 1019 01:47:15,520 --> 01:47:20,765 It's getting serious and I have to make up my mind. 1020 01:47:20,840 --> 01:47:23,366 I'll get one more for each of us. 1021 01:47:31,760 --> 01:47:35,765 - Not everyone gets that. - What do you mean? 1022 01:47:36,320 --> 01:47:40,086 I mean, to have what you two have. 1023 01:47:42,320 --> 01:47:44,368 Few are that lucky. 1024 01:47:47,120 --> 01:47:50,602 Just go and tell her. 1025 01:47:50,680 --> 01:47:52,808 That not everyone is that lucky? 1026 01:47:52,880 --> 01:47:55,770 Why do you have to make everything so difficult? 1027 01:47:58,000 --> 01:47:59,411 Go down there. 1028 01:48:01,400 --> 01:48:03,402 Well, I... 1029 01:48:03,480 --> 01:48:07,804 I was thinking more about what... 1030 01:48:10,200 --> 01:48:11,201 No... 1031 01:48:13,480 --> 01:48:15,244 - Hello. - Hello. 1032 01:48:38,480 --> 01:48:43,088 - What the hell did you tell him, Allan? - Why is she screaming at you? 78094

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