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[Immortus] Previously on Doom Patrol...
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I enacted my plan
to retrieve the pieces of Immortus
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and use them to summon him.
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All that's left now is you.
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I'm doing this for you, Rory.
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-[Cliff grunts]
-No!
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[Rama] A healthy dose of radiation
might allow me to rehabilitate myself!
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-Don't let go!
-[grunts]
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Thank you.
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[Dorothy] These people here,
they're the only family I have left.
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I have to help them.
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-You're hurting.
-I'm not real.
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I'm just a construct.
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You're not real either.
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You and I both know that you are
destined for something bigger than this.
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You're Cyborg.
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Immortus is here!
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Hey, you guys.
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Isabel fucking Feathers.
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It was my fault that you fell
into that time hole,
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-Immortus.
-[screaming]
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[in demonic voice]
You dare utter my true name!
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[Madame Rouge] There's something wrong
with Isabel,
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we have to stop her.
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Fuck [in demonic voice] no!
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[sprightly song playing]
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[Dorothy singing] Immortimas
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Yes, it's Immortimas
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There's absolutely nothing sus
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About today
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Good morning, Sex Ghosts!
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[sex ghosts] Good morning, Dorothy!
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Happy Immortimas Day!
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[all singing] Immortimas
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We raise our voices in harmony
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It's Immortimas Day!
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-Whoa, whoa!
-[thuds]
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[Casey grunting]
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Casey! I told you to use the front door!
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Then how would you be the first person
I wish a happy Immortimas to?
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[both squeal happily]
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Come on, let's get some breakfast
before Cliff eats it all.
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[chuckles]
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[singing] We celebrate Immortus
And the day she was born
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From the time stream
To our heart strings
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It's Isabel we adore
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Oh, thank Immortus
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I've got no one to answer to but me
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And I'm so blessed with the circus
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My found family
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And your neighbor, Casey
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Morning, Dorothy!
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-Happy Immortimas Day!
-Happy Immortimas Day!
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[all singing] It's a beautiful day!
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Everything is Isabel's way!
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She can do no wrong
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She's the subject of this song
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All we do is love and obey
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On Immortimas Day!
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Good morning, Sex Ghosts
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Wrap up your foreplay
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It is time for us to celebrate
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My favorite holiday
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Made brand new sweaters
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For all my Doomies
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Back me up, you sexy ghosts
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And cover up your boobies
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[all] Praise Immortimas Day
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-I'm giving my
-[all] She's giving her
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Sweaters away
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You'll be snug as a bug
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For the price of one hug
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One measly hug
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One lingering hug
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Wow!
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[exclaims excitedly] For me? Oh, God.
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Good morning, Sex Ghosts!
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Have you had your morning fuck?
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[sex ghosts] You know we did!
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Holy moly!
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This is the softest sweater
in the whole darn world.
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Look at us, we look fantastic!
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[singing] I can almost taste the ham--
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You're being weird.
Stop stroking your sweater.
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[singing] I'm a lucky man
Life couldn't get any better
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[all] It's a beautiful day!
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Everything is Isabel's way!
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She can do no wrong
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She's the subject of this song!
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All we do is love and obey
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On Immortimas Day!
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[all] Vic! Welcome home!
Detroit's finest is back!
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Happy Immortimas, all!
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Deric sends gifts to unwrap.
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[singing] Praise Immortus
The robotics program is a hit
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Two kids were awarded
Scholarships on merit
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Larry! Your sweater's getting cold!
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And you're missing all the fun!
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[whooshing]
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Good morning, Keeg!
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Happy Immortimas!
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[singing] Today's a special day
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I can't wait
For them to see
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How happy we'll all be
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104 and Keeg and me
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I have never brought a suitor home
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Can you believe it?
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Well, finally we're not alone
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How about this cable knit?
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If only I had a uniform
I could wear every day,
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I wouldn't have to make these decisions.
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[all singing] Born Isabel from Cloverton
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Our savior's story's just begun
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When she fell into the time stream
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It opened up her mind, see
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In Orqwith they assembled her soul
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Brought her back and made her whole
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[chuckles]
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It's a beautiful day
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'Cause it's all Isabel's way
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Immortimas Day is where we all belong
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We love and obey
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And all sing along
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Nothing is weird
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Everything's fine
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We're all okay
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On
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Immortimas Day!
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[Madame Rouge breathing heavily,
grunting]
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Rita says we have to put up
the Birth of Immortus display.
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-Ugh!
-Come! [giggles]
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Ugh! Why do I always get stuck doing
the worst Immortimas Day jobs?
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-[sighs]
-I wouldn't say stuck.
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It seems kind of fun.
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How do you stay so positive?
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I can't help it. It's Immortimas Day.
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The happiest day of the year!
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Yeah.
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Then why do I feel like something's off?
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Maybe your inner self is trying
to tell you something.
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Hearing any voices
in your head lately? [chuckles]
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[scoffs] That'd be pretty weird.
[chuckles]
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Yeah, let's get to work.
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[upbeat rock song playing]
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[singing] Hey, am I doing this right?
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I can't remember
If the dinosaur
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Goes in front or behind
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Now I'm reeling
What's this feeling?
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It's like warm butterflies
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What could it be?
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Am I doing this right?
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Hey, am I doing this right?
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It should be easy
To be cheesy
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But I'm lost in the night
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It's like I'm feeling
Something's missing
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Or it's just out of sight
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What could it be?
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Am I doing this right?
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[both] It's like
I'm falling through space
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Is it all in my head?
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I pray for a sign
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Is she the key?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Have I been flung from the time stream?
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I am the blow up man
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And the blow up man is me
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Hey, am I doing this right?
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I don't know what I'm looking for
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But I'll see what I find
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If I reveal what is real
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Do you think that she might
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Say that she feels
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The same way inside?
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Could she be the one?
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This was kind of fun
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I'll never know if I don't take a chance
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I'm looking for answers
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She's a pretty good dancer
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She is in my heart
It's out of my hands
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[both] It's like
I'm falling through space
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Is it all in my head?
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I pray for a sign
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Is she the key?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Have I been flung from the time stream?
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What could be missing?
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Would it be cool if it was
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Me?
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-[Jane] What?
-What? Nothing.
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Uh, was that too much?
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-Were you saying something?
-Hmm?
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-Oh.
-Sorry. Never mind.
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[clears throat] I've got to, um...
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-Yeah!
-Uh...
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Hmm.
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[chuckles] Laura.
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There is so much to do
before Immortus comes to dinner.
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Well, if she comes.
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When she comes,
everything needs to be perfect.
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Well, it will be, with you in charge.
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We'll get it done together because...
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[singing] We're the perfect team
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Immortimas with you is a dream
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Thank Immortus for
This blessed sisterhood
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What's not to love
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We've got peanut brittle
Happiness, and hugs
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-Who knew life could ever be this good?
-Be this good
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-You're like meat
-You're like cheese
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[both] Put 'em together, charcuterie
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We are best friends
Just two best friends
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We never ever fight
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But if we did
We'd both be right
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We are best friends
You're one of a kind
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For you I'd travel space and time
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"Cause that's what it means to be
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-Best friends
-[sex ghosts] Best friends
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Best friends
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[bell dings twice]
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-Place the forks and knives
- I hope Isabel arrives
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[both] Now the centerpieces to decorate
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Everything is picture perfect
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To make every moment worth it
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Take this stamp and ink
You know what to do
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I'll do anything you ask
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[sighing]
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-[sighing]
-[screaming]
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[singing] We've got a friendship
that will last
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You built a beautiful life
with Malcolm...
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and I destroyed it all.
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Oh, God, what have I put her through?
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Shit! Shit!
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What is this?
What the fuck is going on?
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Am I speaking in a song?
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-Oh, no, something's very wrong
-[sex ghosts] Shit!
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Let's make a pact
Cut our hands and shake with blood
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Respectfully, I'm going to decline.
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You're like jam
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[sex ghosts] Jam, jammy, jam
Jam, jam, jam, jam, jam, jam, jam
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-You're like brie
-[sex ghosts] Spread that brie
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[Rita and sex ghosts] Put 'em together
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-More charcuterie
-[sighs in exasperation]
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-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine
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Then let's sing the chorus one more time
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-We are best friends
-Shit, shit, what is this
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-We are best friends
-What the fuck is going on?
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Am I speaking in a song?
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Oh, no, something's very wrong
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I wish we were best friends
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I know this has to come to an end
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[both] Please don't forget
What it means to be best friends
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Friends.
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Oh! The guest towels.
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Huh? Well, fine. Yes. I'll...
I'll clear up then. No problem.
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[softly] What the actual fuck!
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Somehow Isabel has managed
to make this whole world about her,
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and in this world, we all fucking sing!
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Suffering suffragettes!
Let's have a look and see...
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Sweaty bollocks!
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I'm in Isabel's musical fever dream.
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[singing] What the fuck!
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[sex ghosts] What the fuck!
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-[Dorothy] Okay, that's Cliff.
-[Vic] Uh-huh.
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-[Dorothy] Jane!
-[Vic] Yep.
263
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,544
-Um, Rita.
-Nice.
264
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,629
-Me.
-[both chuckle]
265
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,715
-You!
-Hey!
266
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,383
-And Larry.
-And who's that?
267
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,051
Oh, this is Papa.
268
00:16:11,094 --> 00:16:11,928
I wanted him
269
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,181
-to be a part of the celebration.
-[Vic clicks tongue] Aw.
270
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,183
Because he's still here, in our hearts.
271
00:16:16,683 --> 00:16:19,144
-Yeah, he is.
-Immortimas was his favorite.
272
00:16:19,227 --> 00:16:20,687
Man, did that guy love his ham.
273
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,397
-Mmm-hmm.
-[both chuckle]
274
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,816
Oh, how is the robotics club going?
275
00:16:25,108 --> 00:16:26,693
Papa always loved robots.
276
00:16:26,776 --> 00:16:28,778
Yeah. I mean, it's good.
It's going great.
277
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,072
Sometimes I feel like
I could be doing more.
278
00:16:31,239 --> 00:16:32,657
Making a bigger impact, I don't know.
279
00:16:32,824 --> 00:16:35,327
But what's bigger
than helping your community
280
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,204
-and doing what you love?
-[chuckles]
281
00:16:37,954 --> 00:16:41,041
Maybe Immortus can help.
You can ask her at dinner.
282
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,879
You know, Immortus is a busy lady.
283
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:47,881
So, I just don't want you
to be disappointed
284
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,090
if she doesn't show.
285
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:50,800
I can feel it, Vic.
286
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:55,055
She's going to come to dinner,
I'm sure of it.
287
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,932
It must be nice to be so certain.
288
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,476
Well, I'm certain
I want some hot chocolate.
289
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:03,271
-Oh, yeah.
-Papa always loved hot chocolate. Here.
290
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,857
-[Dorothy squeals gleefully]
-[chuckles]
291
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,068
[sex ghosts singing] Mmm, hot chocolate
292
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,903
Papa loved hot chocolate
293
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,030
Too bad he's dead
294
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,579
Immortimas is the best.
295
00:17:19,746 --> 00:17:21,081
I could spend the day with you
296
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,207
-and the family.
-Yeah?
297
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,459
We get to see Isabel at dinner.
298
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:27,629
I'm so happy, I never want it to end.
299
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,802
Me too. Yeah.
300
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,389
[rock song playing]
301
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,436
Come on.
302
00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:45,605
Come on.
303
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:48,567
Uh... Ooh.
304
00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:53,321
[singing]
Looking for something naughty to play
305
00:17:53,613 --> 00:17:56,283
It's little Cliffie's time of the day
306
00:17:56,491 --> 00:17:59,369
Maybe one of these specials
Will do the trick
307
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,042
Happy Immortimas, everyone.
308
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:10,130
Tonight I'm going to share with you
one of my favorite stories.
309
00:18:15,343 --> 00:18:18,638
[singing] I want to drive my stick
310
00:18:18,805 --> 00:18:21,141
Come on, let's go, baby
311
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:25,020
Even to this holiday chick
312
00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:27,105
Rev it up now
Rev it up now
313
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,649
Gotta shift gears
I'm in overdrive
314
00:18:29,816 --> 00:18:31,526
-Overdrive
-Immortus is coming
315
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,069
And so am I!
316
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,334
I want to drive
317
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:51,171
-My stick!
-My stick!
318
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:52,964
It's just me
319
00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:55,091
And my ding-dong-di--
320
00:18:55,258 --> 00:18:57,385
[Immortus] Let's go
Let's go
321
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,720
-[knocking at door]
-[Madame Rouge] Cliffie?
322
00:18:58,803 --> 00:18:59,638
-[Cliff shrieks] What?
-[lotion squirts]
323
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,514
-[splashes]
-[door rattling]
324
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,850
What? I'm... Not now. I'm busy.
325
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,770
Little busy
singing about your dick, huh?
326
00:19:06,853 --> 00:19:10,065
Singing? I... Singing? What do you want?
327
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:14,611
Uh... Have you had any
devious thoughts of late,
328
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,864
any underhanded sensations popping up?
329
00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:19,699
What?
330
00:19:19,991 --> 00:19:21,159
No, I'm just...
331
00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:23,453
Mmm-hmm.
332
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,131
-No.
-Okay.
333
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:52,649
[gasps]
334
00:19:57,195 --> 00:20:00,824
I can't believe I fell into
the time hole and met my destiny.
335
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,118
Your destiny too.
336
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:07,455
[gasps]
337
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:09,332
What the actual piss!
338
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:11,126
Oh, Laura.
339
00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:13,461
Laura. [sighs in relief]
I'm so glad I found you.
340
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,256
What do you think of this sweater?
I mean, are the lines flattering?
341
00:20:16,339 --> 00:20:18,341
Yeah. I thought you...
342
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,844
Okay, um, whatever.
Um, I need your help.
343
00:20:21,219 --> 00:20:23,304
Well, can it be quick?
"Cause I'm meeting my boyfriend.
344
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:25,974
-Your boyfriend?
- I know, right?
345
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:30,270
Actually, it's kind of an amazing story.
We met under the craziest circumstances.
346
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,188
-But somehow it all worked--
-Thank you. Stop you there.
347
00:20:32,355 --> 00:20:35,775
Um, I'm going to have to
be the Grinch here. Um...
348
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,113
I need to show you something.
349
00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:46,995
[Larry] What's with all the tissues?
350
00:20:55,962 --> 00:20:57,255
-[gasps]
-[Casey chuckles nervously]
351
00:20:58,214 --> 00:21:00,341
-[sighs in relief] Casey!
-Uh, sorry.
352
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,594
- I didn't mean to startle you.
-[chuckles]
353
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,262
[, um...
354
00:21:05,388 --> 00:21:08,725
I just want to make sure
that we're cool.
355
00:21:08,808 --> 00:21:11,728
'Cause there was, like, a weird...
356
00:21:12,395 --> 00:21:14,481
moment earlier.
357
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:17,066
Right?
358
00:21:19,986 --> 00:21:20,945
Um...
359
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,327
-Uh, what are you painting there?
-Um...
360
00:21:28,953 --> 00:21:29,996
I don't know.
361
00:21:30,663 --> 00:21:32,957
This image has been in my head all day,
362
00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:37,003
and it seems so familiar to me.
But I can't put my finger on it.
363
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:39,839
Do you like it?
364
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,760
Yeah, it's amazing.
365
00:21:47,972 --> 00:21:50,683
If I had one note, I would say that...
366
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:55,772
it could use a little bit more color.
367
00:22:14,582 --> 00:22:16,960
[alarm blaring]
368
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,047
[indistinct conversations]
369
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:27,554
Okay, so I have, um,
called you all here for a team meeting.
370
00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:33,893
[all laughing]
371
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,772
[Jane laughing] Oh, my God!
372
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,190
Larry, what is this?
373
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:42,277
I thought we agreed
there'd be no theme this year.
374
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,903
[all laughing]
375
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,864
If I had known
we were dressing up as mummies,
376
00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:48,116
I would have gotten out
my old Sphinx costume.
377
00:22:48,199 --> 00:22:49,868
[all laughing]
378
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:51,703
-Let Rouge explain.
-[Madame Rouge] Yeah.
379
00:22:51,786 --> 00:22:55,623
Okay, so I have called you all
here for a team meeting.
380
00:22:56,165 --> 00:22:59,252
-Unfortunately--
-Sorry, you keep saying team meeting.
381
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:01,170
What team?
382
00:23:01,462 --> 00:23:02,505
-Mmm.
-Mmm.
383
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:03,923
-[sighs]
-[Madame Rouge] Oh, we really are
384
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:05,925
back at square one, aren't we?
385
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:09,304
Um, okay, this may be hard to believe,
386
00:23:10,054 --> 00:23:15,143
but we are, in fact, a superhero team
known as the Doom Patrol.
387
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,106
-[all laughing]
-[Vic] What?
388
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:22,775
-Doom!
-Doom! Watch out!
389
00:23:22,942 --> 00:23:25,445
I'm going to "doom" you!
390
00:23:25,528 --> 00:23:27,071
-[chuckles]
-[all laughing]
391
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:30,116
That's it. Yeah. Okay, settle down.
392
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:35,663
So we are currently in a fake,
never ending holiday
393
00:23:36,497 --> 00:23:38,917
called Immortimas.
394
00:23:44,964 --> 00:23:47,050
[scoffs] Laura, you dog!
395
00:23:47,216 --> 00:23:50,762
Is this one of your classic
Immortimas Day pranks?
396
00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:53,264
She does this every year.
397
00:23:53,431 --> 00:23:56,100
[chuckles] And now,
she's got Larry in on it as well.
398
00:23:56,267 --> 00:23:59,020
Classic Immortimas mummy prank!
399
00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:01,105
-[Larry] No, it's not a prank.
-[laughing stops]
400
00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:02,440
She's being serious.
401
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,651
You aren't who you think you are.
402
00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:12,700
Well, this is all
very intriguing and very funny!
403
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:14,786
[laughs theatrically]
404
00:24:14,869 --> 00:24:17,914
[others chuckle awkwardly]
405
00:24:17,997 --> 00:24:19,540
But if you'll excuse me,
406
00:24:19,707 --> 00:24:22,460
I need to help Dorothy
attend to the ham.
407
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:24,545
-Ooh, you do that.
-Yes, that's a very--
408
00:24:24,712 --> 00:24:26,881
It's a very good idea.
Wonderful idea, Rita.
409
00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:29,550
Casey, would you please
join Rita in the kitchen?
410
00:24:29,717 --> 00:24:32,428
It's the best way
to help the team right now.
411
00:24:32,845 --> 00:24:34,389
Anything for the betterment of the team.
412
00:24:34,472 --> 00:24:35,473
[Madame Rouge] Jolly good.
413
00:24:37,266 --> 00:24:40,520
A, we're not a team.
B, how come they get to go?
414
00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:41,938
Okay, listen, you fuck knuckles!
415
00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,690
We have a situation on our hands.
416
00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:46,943
Happy Immortimas, everyone!
417
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:48,236
Today, I'm gonna show...
418
00:24:48,319 --> 00:24:50,905
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait.
This is not what you think.
419
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,490
-I can explain.
-No, no, no, Cliff.
420
00:24:52,573 --> 00:24:53,574
It's not about the...
421
00:24:54,158 --> 00:24:55,159
Oh, then never mind.
422
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:58,413
Okay. I'm no stickler for tradition.
423
00:24:58,496 --> 00:25:00,748
But, WTF, Laura!
424
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:03,001
We always watch this one after dinner.
425
00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:06,087
The point is, this is all bullshit!
426
00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:09,424
It's a mirage!
A cheap trick to keep us docile,
427
00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:11,384
so we don't ask too many questions.
428
00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:12,927
Now, with the help of Larry,
429
00:25:13,219 --> 00:25:17,390
I was able to find out
what was really on these tapes.
430
00:25:17,473 --> 00:25:19,225
[Larry on video] You keep asking me
what I'm looking forward to
431
00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:21,102
now that my radiation is contained,
432
00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:22,353
but look at me.
433
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,898
I'm no longer of this world.
I'm not human.
434
00:25:27,066 --> 00:25:29,902
Even when I was human,
I wasn't truly living.
435
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,325
[Cliff on video] / can't feel.
I can't fuck,
436
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,453
I can't even take a piss, Doc.
437
00:25:39,495 --> 00:25:42,206
All of life's pleasures
have been stripped away.
438
00:25:42,373 --> 00:25:43,750
-...Stripped away.
-[bell dings]
439
00:25:46,002 --> 00:25:47,295
I didn't mean to.
440
00:25:49,630 --> 00:25:50,798
I wasn't shoplifting.
441
00:25:50,965 --> 00:25:53,509
I just wanted to try some things on.
That's all.
442
00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:56,304
-Everything I have is old.
-[bell dings]
443
00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:02,477
-What the shit!
-[clicks television off]
444
00:26:03,227 --> 00:26:05,480
-This is all fucking fake?
-Yes.
445
00:26:05,646 --> 00:26:08,107
Well, why are you telling us this now?
446
00:26:08,274 --> 00:26:10,443
Why didn't you wait
until after Immortimas Day?
447
00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:13,821
Because, Cliff,
there is no after Immortimas.
448
00:26:14,238 --> 00:26:17,450
There is only Immortimas Day forever!
449
00:26:17,533 --> 00:26:19,202
Unless we can find a way out.
450
00:26:19,368 --> 00:26:20,703
Hold on a minute.
451
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:23,206
[scoffs] How is all this fake?
452
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:26,501
This life, this holiday?
All right, Laura,
453
00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:28,920
we celebrate this every single year.
454
00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:30,213
You know this.
455
00:26:30,379 --> 00:26:32,965
No, Vic. We don't. It's all made up.
456
00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:36,761
Just like you and Deric
running a robotics club is all made up.
457
00:26:36,844 --> 00:26:40,389
You are Cyborg. Formerly Cyborg.
458
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:43,267
You are a met a human superhero.
459
00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:45,144
Cyborg?
460
00:26:45,311 --> 00:26:46,187
Yeah.
461
00:26:48,147 --> 00:26:49,690
[Madame Rouge echoing] You are Cyborg.
462
00:26:50,399 --> 00:26:53,152
-You are a met a human superhero.
-[bell dings]
463
00:26:54,278 --> 00:26:55,321
[Vic] Holy shit!
464
00:26:56,405 --> 00:26:57,240
Rouge is right.
465
00:26:58,199 --> 00:26:59,117
We gotta come up with a plan
466
00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:00,993
to get out of
this Hallmark Channel hell.
467
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,161
-Bingo!
-[Cliff] What?
468
00:27:02,245 --> 00:27:04,789
Wait. Why do we want to get out?
469
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:08,334
Larry, you wanna be a human, don't you?
470
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:12,463
You can take off all of this
and you can let the wind
471
00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:15,550
blow on your face
and you can taste the ham.
472
00:27:15,716 --> 00:27:17,468
Trust me. I would love to stay in denial
473
00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:19,595
as much as the next guy.
I've got a boyfriend here.
474
00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:22,306
It's an illusion, bro!
475
00:27:22,473 --> 00:27:25,101
Larry saying he has a boyfriend
in this world
476
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:28,771
is like you saying
your cam girl really cared about you.
477
00:27:28,938 --> 00:27:30,022
Ginger was there for me.
478
00:27:30,189 --> 00:27:31,399
None of that matters!
479
00:27:31,732 --> 00:27:33,609
We're not safe unless
I'm wearing these bandages.
480
00:27:33,901 --> 00:27:35,319
Oh, wait, I just remembered
481
00:27:35,486 --> 00:27:37,697
you're a depressing fuck
in the real world. [chuckles]
482
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:38,698
That's true.
483
00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:40,449
[Vic] Cliff! How can you be so selfish?
484
00:27:40,616 --> 00:27:42,410
[Cliff] Selfish? Look who's talking.
485
00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:44,328
I'm not the one
who gave up my superpowers
486
00:27:44,495 --> 00:27:46,330
so I could dick around
with my high school friends.
487
00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:47,999
-Fuck you!
-Okay. I feel like--
488
00:27:48,082 --> 00:27:50,126
-Hey.
-Sorry.
489
00:27:51,043 --> 00:27:52,628
I feel like we're losing focus here.
490
00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:55,006
Bottom line, I'm down to get out of here
491
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:56,757
if it means
I don't have to fucking sing.
492
00:27:56,924 --> 00:27:57,967
Shit on a clit!
493
00:27:58,050 --> 00:28:00,011
- I thought you were with me.
-[Jane] Dude!
494
00:28:00,094 --> 00:28:03,222
Okay, look, I'm gonna go tell Dorothy
the truth about this place,
495
00:28:03,639 --> 00:28:05,600
and one of you need to tell Rita.
496
00:28:08,811 --> 00:28:09,896
Okay.
497
00:28:10,938 --> 00:28:13,482
Are we ready to ruin Rita's happiness?
498
00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:17,111
-[Larry singing] Uh...
-[singing] Uh...
499
00:28:17,486 --> 00:28:19,071
[singing in harmony] Uh...
500
00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:24,035
[all singing in harmony] Uh...
501
00:28:24,410 --> 00:28:28,539
Fuck
502
00:28:28,706 --> 00:28:29,749
Me.
503
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:33,961
[Vic] I know.
504
00:28:35,338 --> 00:28:36,756
It was a shock to me, too.
505
00:28:39,258 --> 00:28:40,092
[sighs]
506
00:28:41,969 --> 00:28:44,013
[Dorothy] Maybe you're looking
at this the wrong way.
507
00:28:45,014 --> 00:28:47,725
Maybe we're all here
because it's what we all want.
508
00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:50,478
For the first time we're all together.
509
00:28:50,561 --> 00:28:54,232
I mean, when have we ever
celebrated a family holiday?
510
00:28:54,565 --> 00:28:56,192
Are you saying that you wanna stay here?
511
00:28:57,735 --> 00:28:59,153
What's so bad about that?
512
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:01,530
There is no way
that this is what we all want.
513
00:29:02,823 --> 00:29:05,159
And even if it is,
we're not our authentic selves.
514
00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:08,037
What does that even mean?
515
00:29:09,538 --> 00:29:12,250
How could you want to leave
when we have it all here?
516
00:29:13,751 --> 00:29:15,628
-[sighs in exasperation]
-Dorothy.
517
00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:19,799
[sighs]
518
00:29:24,053 --> 00:29:26,180
[singing] Do I have it all here?
519
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:29,016
Is this all a blessing?
520
00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:30,893
If the answer's near
521
00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:34,188
Why am I second guessing?
522
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:39,277
I don't know if I go
523
00:29:39,652 --> 00:29:44,615
But I'll keep standing still
In a world that's not real
524
00:29:50,162 --> 00:29:54,667
Who will I find
If I leave this family behind
525
00:29:54,750 --> 00:30:01,340
There's no turning back
Gotta make up my mind
526
00:30:02,758 --> 00:30:06,929
I need to face the future
527
00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:09,390
I must chart a path
528
00:30:09,473 --> 00:30:11,559
Taking a step forward
529
00:30:11,809 --> 00:30:14,061
Am I going back?
530
00:30:14,228 --> 00:30:18,441
Who am I if I don't try?
531
00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:23,154
Who do I want to be?
532
00:30:23,821 --> 00:30:27,867
Do I need to say goodbye
533
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:30,745
To discover the real--
534
00:30:30,911 --> 00:30:31,912
Vic!
535
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:35,041
Yeah?
536
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:39,962
Are you, um... singing?
537
00:30:42,381 --> 00:30:43,215
Yeah.
538
00:30:44,258 --> 00:30:45,092
Right.
539
00:30:45,509 --> 00:30:47,428
Okay. Well, when you're done with...
540
00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:50,306
It's lovely, but when you're done
with all of that,
541
00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:51,849
do you want
to meet me at the bone tree
542
00:30:51,932 --> 00:30:53,517
so we can discuss the, you know,
543
00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:55,728
some sort of musical exit strategy?
544
00:30:55,811 --> 00:30:56,729
Sounds good.
545
00:30:57,855 --> 00:31:01,150
Okay, just... go back to...
546
00:31:02,485 --> 00:31:03,527
Okay.
547
00:31:09,116 --> 00:31:13,621
[singing] When I'm with the Doom Patrol
Every day's Immortimas
548
00:31:13,871 --> 00:31:18,292
Life's out of control
But I want more than this
549
00:31:18,709 --> 00:31:23,005
Am I still unfulfilled?
550
00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:24,590
I'm caught in a spell
551
00:31:24,965 --> 00:31:27,593
My own musical hell!
552
00:31:27,676 --> 00:31:29,428
-[splattering]
-[Cliff groaning]
553
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:32,807
Oh, dude! [groans]
554
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:35,559
What the hell are you doing, man?
555
00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,061
What's it look like?
556
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:41,232
I just wanna feel the wind on my dick
while I still can.
557
00:31:41,315 --> 00:31:43,651
[groans] Gotta be interrupted by someone
558
00:31:43,734 --> 00:31:45,903
singing a fucking power ballad?
559
00:31:45,986 --> 00:31:47,279
-[spurts]
-Whoa.
560
00:31:47,363 --> 00:31:48,906
[groans]
561
00:31:51,325 --> 00:31:53,327
Oh, wait. Not done. [groans]
562
00:31:57,289 --> 00:31:59,333
[singing] Can I have it all here?
563
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:01,794
Be content with all I've got
564
00:32:02,169 --> 00:32:06,382
Maybe here, maybe not
565
00:32:07,341 --> 00:32:11,345
I need to face the future
566
00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:16,058
I must chart a path
Taking a step forward
567
00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:18,727
Am I going back?
568
00:32:18,811 --> 00:32:22,940
Can I be the hero?
569
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:28,195
Different from before
570
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:33,075
Without him am I a zero?
571
00:32:33,159 --> 00:32:35,703
How can I be sure--
572
00:32:35,786 --> 00:32:36,954
[Larry] Vic?
573
00:32:39,915 --> 00:32:40,833
You all right?
574
00:32:43,377 --> 00:32:44,295
[sighs]
575
00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:46,630
I don't know.
576
00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:50,092
Okay.
577
00:32:56,348 --> 00:32:58,350
You're taking this remarkably well.
[chuckles nervously]
578
00:32:58,434 --> 00:32:59,977
-[Casey laughs]
-[Jane clears throat]
579
00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:03,022
Yeah, I guess I'm just used to
being ripped out of realities.
580
00:33:04,106 --> 00:33:05,649
[chuckles nervously]
581
00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:09,612
So, about our duet...
582
00:33:10,070 --> 00:33:11,030
Yeah?
583
00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:14,074
- I think you're great.
-Me too.
584
00:33:14,533 --> 00:33:16,952
-For you, I mean.
-Sure. [chuckles]
585
00:33:17,036 --> 00:33:18,579
Oh, uh, what I mean is...
586
00:33:19,830 --> 00:33:21,624
Well, now that I have my memories back,
587
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,377
it's not just me in this body anymore.
588
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,882
I'm just a bit all over the place
right now.
589
00:33:32,259 --> 00:33:35,179
Totally. Totally!
Yeah, I get it. We're good.
590
00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:36,931
-Really?
-Uh-huh. [chuckles]
591
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:38,349
Okay.
592
00:33:58,661 --> 00:33:59,662
What's this?
593
00:34:02,122 --> 00:34:04,625
Some sort of holiday role play?
Kinky. I'm in.
594
00:34:05,167 --> 00:34:08,045
-So shall I unwrap you or--
-Please don't.
595
00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:10,422
We need to talk.
596
00:34:10,881 --> 00:34:13,551
Oh, no. Are you breaking up with me?
597
00:34:13,717 --> 00:34:15,469
-In a mummy costume? Why?
-[hesitates]
598
00:34:16,178 --> 00:34:17,846
Do you not want me to meet your family?
599
00:34:18,013 --> 00:34:20,266
No. No, I want you to meet them.
600
00:34:22,643 --> 00:34:24,019
This is who I really am.
601
00:34:26,188 --> 00:34:28,899
And you, you're Mr. 104,
the Combustible Man,
602
00:34:29,066 --> 00:34:31,402
who can change into any element
on the periodic table.
603
00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,153
-Remember?
-[bell dings]
604
00:34:34,697 --> 00:34:37,575
Oh, right. I remember.
605
00:34:39,076 --> 00:34:41,161
I was wondering why my name was 104.
606
00:34:43,497 --> 00:34:45,958
And, so what?
How does this change anything?
607
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:47,793
I'd still love to meet your family.
608
00:34:48,919 --> 00:34:49,837
Seriously?
609
00:34:51,505 --> 00:34:55,801
No. No. We need to find a way
to escape Isabel's psychotic witchery.
610
00:34:55,968 --> 00:34:57,428
But we're safe here.
611
00:34:57,678 --> 00:34:59,013
I'm not about to blow up,
612
00:34:59,179 --> 00:35:01,807
and I'm assuming you're not
some radioactive purple man under there?
613
00:35:01,890 --> 00:35:03,601
Stop! It's too dangerous.
614
00:35:03,892 --> 00:35:05,269
That's exactly it, Larry.
615
00:35:05,769 --> 00:35:07,146
We're not in danger here.
616
00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:08,772
Hey...
617
00:35:10,232 --> 00:35:12,026
we said we would find another way.
618
00:35:12,901 --> 00:35:14,153
Maybe another way found us.
619
00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:18,699
-Don't you want to be together?
-[sighs] I do.
620
00:35:18,782 --> 00:35:21,660
I do. Just... not like this.
621
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,246
Not in a fake world.
622
00:35:24,913 --> 00:35:28,334
Fake for whom? It's perfect here.
623
00:35:28,417 --> 00:35:30,544
[swing jazz song playing]
624
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,838
[Larry groans]
625
00:35:35,174 --> 00:35:38,093
[singing]
I thought my days were numbered
626
00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:41,180
With my fragile constitution
627
00:35:41,347 --> 00:35:44,099
You brought me back to life
628
00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:47,436
Looks like you were my solution
629
00:35:47,686 --> 00:35:50,648
So what if the world's a stage
630
00:35:50,814 --> 00:35:53,484
Let's be the stars and break through
631
00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:56,612
[Larry] It's not enough for me
632
00:35:56,779 --> 00:36:00,282
Is Immortimas enough for you?
633
00:36:00,449 --> 00:36:03,160
Our bond is stronger than anything
Covalent or ionic
634
00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:06,580
[Larry] But if I turn radioactive
It could be catastrophic
635
00:36:09,875 --> 00:36:12,670
This world's a work of fiction
636
00:36:13,003 --> 00:36:16,173
I've lied in relationships before
637
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,967
This ain't real life
638
00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:22,638
There are dangers here we can't ignore
639
00:36:22,721 --> 00:36:25,391
[Rama] Out there's where danger lies
640
00:36:25,557 --> 00:36:28,560
Remember we're unstable
641
00:36:28,727 --> 00:36:32,147
Dream with me a bit longer
642
00:36:32,439 --> 00:36:35,526
Cue the periodic table
643
00:36:44,493 --> 00:36:47,246
[both singing]
We used to be experiments
644
00:36:47,663 --> 00:36:50,624
The past is now irrelevant
645
00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:56,296
Cause we've got all the elements of love
646
00:36:56,797 --> 00:36:59,967
So Immortus is benevolent
647
00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:03,011
But we've got just the temperament
648
00:37:03,178 --> 00:37:06,181
Our chemistry is evident
649
00:37:06,348 --> 00:37:11,979
It's the elements of love
650
00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:17,443
You led me to a brighter day
651
00:37:17,609 --> 00:37:19,069
[Larry] We're good as gold
if we just stay
652
00:37:19,236 --> 00:37:20,696
[both] Zinc of all the things we'd do
653
00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:24,992
In my chemical romance with you
654
00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:31,498
We used to be experiments
655
00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:34,877
The past is now irrelevant
656
00:37:35,043 --> 00:37:39,548
'Cause we've got
All the elements of love
657
00:37:40,924 --> 00:37:44,178
So Immortus is benevolent
658
00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:47,264
But we've got just the temperament
659
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:50,309
Our chemistry is evident
660
00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:57,024
It's the elements of love
661
00:37:57,107 --> 00:37:58,776
[tap dances]
662
00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:05,449
[whooshing]
663
00:38:05,532 --> 00:38:08,410
[Larry gasps] Okay, we'll stay.
664
00:38:10,579 --> 00:38:13,916
All I wanted was to be beloved, Niles.
665
00:38:13,999 --> 00:38:15,584
-[squelching]
-[sniffles]
666
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:20,380
And now look at me... I'm a monster.
667
00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:24,635
-[sniffs, sobs]
-[sighs]
668
00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:28,472
-[Rita sobs on TV]
-[knocking at door]
669
00:38:29,139 --> 00:38:30,349
-[turns TV off]
-[clears throat]
670
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:33,352
[exhales]
671
00:38:34,895 --> 00:38:38,565
Why did you... [sighs]
let me leave
672
00:38:38,732 --> 00:38:41,568
when you were telling
everyone else about all this, hmm?
673
00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:43,779
[sighs] You looked so happy.
674
00:38:43,946 --> 00:38:46,824
I didn't wanna...
ruin your perfect day...
675
00:38:48,116 --> 00:38:49,076
again.
676
00:38:51,578 --> 00:38:52,663
Thank you.
677
00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:57,584
If we're being totally honest
with one another,
678
00:38:58,377 --> 00:38:59,294
I don't...
679
00:39:00,128 --> 00:39:02,005
care that this is all fake. [scoffs]
680
00:39:02,297 --> 00:39:04,550
You don't care that we live in a world
681
00:39:04,716 --> 00:39:05,884
where at any given moment,
682
00:39:06,051 --> 00:39:07,928
everyone might burst out into song
683
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:11,098
about the Midwest or... worse,
684
00:39:11,181 --> 00:39:13,141
-a clam bake?
-[scoffs softly]
685
00:39:15,978 --> 00:39:19,273
I don't want to be a monster anymore.
686
00:39:23,443 --> 00:39:25,445
Rita. [inhales deeply]
687
00:39:26,405 --> 00:39:29,283
You were never a monster to me.
688
00:39:31,618 --> 00:39:34,872
That's because in this friendship,
689
00:39:36,206 --> 00:39:37,374
you're the monster.
690
00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:46,884
[sighs]
691
00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:48,010
Fuck it.
692
00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:53,682
[Clara] Hello?
693
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:54,808
Hey, kiddo!
694
00:39:55,475 --> 00:39:56,351
Clara!
695
00:39:56,518 --> 00:40:00,022
-Happy Immortimas!
-Happy Immortimas Day, Dad.
696
00:40:00,105 --> 00:40:02,149
[Rory babbling]
697
00:40:02,232 --> 00:40:04,276
-[Clara] And Rory says, "Hi," too.
-Aw.
698
00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:10,616
So, um... is everything good over there?
699
00:40:10,782 --> 00:40:11,825
Everything's amazing.
700
00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:14,328
You know, we wish we could be with you.
701
00:40:14,494 --> 00:40:16,538
No. No, no, no. You sound amazing.
702
00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:18,999
-[Clara chuckles]
-[Rory babbles]
703
00:40:19,082 --> 00:40:21,418
Okay, give Rory a big kiss for me.
704
00:40:21,877 --> 00:40:24,838
-Love you, sweetie.
-Love you, Dad. Praise Immortus.
705
00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:27,633
-Praise Immortus.
-[Rory babbling]
706
00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:33,847
[voice] You fleshy fuck!
707
00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:37,309
[upbeat rock song playing]
708
00:40:37,392 --> 00:40:39,478
[singing] / get it
Immortimas sucks
709
00:40:39,728 --> 00:40:41,980
Isabel is evil
And a bit of a schmuck
710
00:40:42,064 --> 00:40:44,816
But can I play devil's advocate?
711
00:40:45,025 --> 00:40:47,694
You're missing one component
712
00:40:48,153 --> 00:40:50,572
Go ahead, buddy. This is your moment.
713
00:40:50,989 --> 00:40:53,575
[singing] What's the big deal?
In here I'm real
714
00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:55,994
I can smell and touch and taste
715
00:40:56,161 --> 00:40:59,081
You'd let this body go to waste
716
00:40:59,331 --> 00:41:01,959
[Robotman Cliff] I thought we changed
But you're deranged
717
00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:03,710
Let's get one thing straight
718
00:41:03,877 --> 00:41:07,506
You want to stay to masturbate
719
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:09,633
[all] Maybe it's a pipe dream
720
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,844
Maybe it's Xanadu
721
00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:16,932
Can't you see my family doesn't need
722
00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:20,811
My robot body
723
00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:24,648
And me
724
00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:30,362
I will never be the perfect dad
725
00:41:30,529 --> 00:41:33,407
Is wanting to protect them
From you so bad?
726
00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:37,661
[Oven Mitt Rory] What about me Pop-Pop?
727
00:41:37,953 --> 00:41:40,706
Your favorite friend?
728
00:41:40,872 --> 00:41:46,503
-I'll stay a baby forever
-[all] If this doesn't end
729
00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:48,588
Maybe it's a pipe dream
730
00:41:48,755 --> 00:41:52,009
Maybe it's Xanadu
731
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:55,345
Isn't it nice to see what life could be
732
00:41:55,512 --> 00:41:59,808
Without my robot body
733
00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:05,063
And me
734
00:42:05,731 --> 00:42:07,149
[doorbell rings]
735
00:42:12,904 --> 00:42:14,448
[Madame Rouge gasps] Shit!
736
00:42:14,531 --> 00:42:16,908
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Okay, what's the plan?
737
00:42:17,075 --> 00:42:19,911
I can't believe she's actually here.
Well, of course she's fucking here.
738
00:42:20,454 --> 00:42:22,205
-[Dorothy] I told you she'd come.
-There's no time.
739
00:42:22,372 --> 00:42:23,248
Okay. What are we gonna do?
740
00:42:23,415 --> 00:42:25,625
-[Jane] Drown her.
-[Rita] I think we should let her in.
741
00:42:25,792 --> 00:42:27,085
Turn her into boron.
742
00:42:27,252 --> 00:42:28,545
Turn the lights out
and pretend we're not home.
743
00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:29,588
Who wants deviled eggs?
744
00:42:29,755 --> 00:42:30,839
-Hit her over the head with some ham.
-Poison her.
745
00:42:31,089 --> 00:42:32,924
No, with ham, yes. Poison her with ham.
746
00:42:33,508 --> 00:42:36,011
-Give her so much ham, she explodes.
-Okay, no more bullshit!
747
00:42:36,970 --> 00:42:38,430
Isabel is here.
748
00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:41,516
Where do you stand? Stay or go.
749
00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:43,226
-[group 1] Stay!
-[group 2] Go!
750
00:42:43,393 --> 00:42:44,853
Okay. And I'm a go.
751
00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:49,441
All right. Well, that was slightly
less unified than I'd expected.
752
00:42:49,524 --> 00:42:50,567
[doorbell rings]
753
00:42:57,324 --> 00:42:59,159
Wait! [exhales]
754
00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:03,747
We all know we're in some
sort of fabricated existence here,
755
00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:05,457
whether we want to stay or leave.
756
00:43:05,624 --> 00:43:06,500
Whatever our differences,
757
00:43:06,666 --> 00:43:09,169
there is an almighty god
at our front door.
758
00:43:09,336 --> 00:43:11,088
A spiteful god who didn't think twice
759
00:43:11,254 --> 00:43:13,590
of turning her most ardent
worshippers into dust.
760
00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:14,966
So, let's just take a breath.
761
00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:16,760
[inhales deeply]
762
00:43:18,261 --> 00:43:19,179
She said to...
763
00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:22,015
All we need to do is get through dinner.
764
00:43:22,182 --> 00:43:25,977
So, just shut your pie holes
and put on a happy face. Hmm?
765
00:43:29,856 --> 00:43:31,024
Mmm?
766
00:43:36,488 --> 00:43:39,825
[in sing-song voice] Hello! I'm here!
767
00:43:39,908 --> 00:43:42,744
[in normal voice] Where's my ham?
[chuckles]
768
00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:49,209
-Oh. I didn't know there was a theme.
-[snaps fingers]
769
00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:58,426
My goodness, this all looks divine!
770
00:44:01,054 --> 00:44:02,180
Sit.
771
00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:06,017
[Immortus] Now, let's see.
772
00:44:06,184 --> 00:44:09,938
Shall we start the festivities
with a little Immortimas spirit?
773
00:44:10,772 --> 00:44:12,399
How about we go around the table
774
00:44:12,482 --> 00:44:15,318
and share what we're
all grateful for? Hmm?
775
00:44:17,112 --> 00:44:18,029
I'll go first.
776
00:44:18,947 --> 00:44:22,951
I'm grateful for... me.
777
00:44:23,285 --> 00:44:25,954
[chuckles] Ooh, this is fun.
778
00:44:26,371 --> 00:44:27,956
[chuckling] Who's next?
779
00:44:28,748 --> 00:44:31,459
-Mister Mummy Man?
-Uh...
780
00:44:32,085 --> 00:44:35,922
[Larry] Well, um, I guess I'm grateful
to be here with my family,
781
00:44:36,798 --> 00:44:38,508
and to introduce them
all to my boyfriend.
782
00:44:39,926 --> 00:44:42,179
How sweet. And?
783
00:44:43,805 --> 00:44:46,099
And... and for the--
784
00:44:46,516 --> 00:44:48,894
The pleasure of worshipping you, Isabel.
785
00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:50,979
-[in demonic voice] Immortus!
-[thunder rumbles]
786
00:44:58,403 --> 00:44:59,571
-[lightning crashes]
-[Larry] Yeah.
787
00:45:00,739 --> 00:45:01,656
-Okay.
-[thunder stops]
788
00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:03,658
Can someone pass the ham?
789
00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:09,915
[Immortus] Who's next?
790
00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:13,919
-[plate clinks on table]
-[inhales deeply]
791
00:45:14,586 --> 00:45:16,463
Okay, I'll go next. [clears throat]
792
00:45:17,255 --> 00:45:18,173
[sighs in satisfaction]
793
00:45:19,090 --> 00:45:20,175
Uh, Immortus,
794
00:45:20,675 --> 00:45:24,638
I am grateful that you were there for me
in my time of need.
795
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:27,724
I needed to do a giant pish,
796
00:45:28,183 --> 00:45:30,644
and you provided a wipe
797
00:45:31,394 --> 00:45:33,855
-for me to freshen up my fufu.
-[clears throat]
798
00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:35,899
And for that, I thank you.
799
00:45:37,943 --> 00:45:40,278
Except that this is Immortimas Day,
800
00:45:40,445 --> 00:45:42,113
and you couldn't
possibly know that, Rouge,
801
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,367
because there only is Immortimas Day.
802
00:45:45,742 --> 00:45:49,704
Except, Willy Wanksalot,
this world isn't real.
803
00:45:50,789 --> 00:45:53,500
Now you should know
it was super easy to figure that out
804
00:45:53,583 --> 00:45:55,210
because you didn't even try to hide
805
00:45:55,794 --> 00:45:58,797
that this is an alternate reality,
806
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,882
or maybe you just suck at this.
807
00:46:00,966 --> 00:46:01,841
-[Immortus grunts]
-[gasps]
808
00:46:02,133 --> 00:46:03,593
[choking]
809
00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:09,557
Don't you all agree Rouge
is the ultimate party pooper?
810
00:46:09,641 --> 00:46:10,558
[gasps]
811
00:46:12,686 --> 00:46:15,480
[in demonic voice] Don't you agree?
812
00:46:15,647 --> 00:46:16,648
-Yes.
-[all agreeing]
813
00:46:16,731 --> 00:46:17,732
-[Jane] Mmm-hmm
-[Casey] Yes, yeah.
814
00:46:17,816 --> 00:46:18,775
Smelled that shit from over here.
815
00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:20,068
-[Larry] Yeah.
-[Vic] Party pooper.
816
00:46:20,402 --> 00:46:22,696
[in normal voice] Now, my question was,
817
00:46:24,364 --> 00:46:26,199
what are you grateful for?
818
00:46:27,534 --> 00:46:30,912
[strangled breathing]
819
00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:32,789
Sing out, Louise!
820
00:46:32,872 --> 00:46:34,666
[Madame Rouge choking]
821
00:46:38,044 --> 00:46:39,379
I have something to say!
822
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,133
Uh, because, Immortus,
823
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:45,844
I have so much to thank you for.
[chuckles nervously]
824
00:46:46,469 --> 00:46:49,347
Lovely. [clears throat] Proceed.
825
00:46:50,181 --> 00:46:52,684
We are all grateful for you,
826
00:46:52,767 --> 00:46:55,812
because without you,
we would not be
827
00:46:55,895 --> 00:46:57,731
-the incredible people at this table.
-[chokes]
828
00:46:58,481 --> 00:47:02,068
I have to admit
you've been a role model to me.
829
00:47:02,235 --> 00:47:04,195
You've taught me
what it means to be a...
830
00:47:04,279 --> 00:47:07,157
-[sighs] an icon and a hero.
-[gasps]
831
00:47:08,241 --> 00:47:10,201
Thank you, Rita. [sighs]
832
00:47:10,452 --> 00:47:11,828
-Who's next--
-[Rita] I'm not done.
833
00:47:13,038 --> 00:47:17,625
Your need for constant attention
and adulation is inspiring.
834
00:47:18,251 --> 00:47:20,587
Your hunger for perfection...
835
00:47:20,670 --> 00:47:22,464
[chuckling] although
a hopeless endeavor,
836
00:47:22,630 --> 00:47:26,634
is almost as impressive
as your lack of self-awareness.
837
00:47:27,218 --> 00:47:30,513
And finally,
and this is what I do admire most,
838
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:35,310
your ability to be an even bigger
narcissist than I could ever be.
839
00:47:35,727 --> 00:47:38,688
You think you're all-powerful?
You think you're all-knowing?
840
00:47:38,855 --> 00:47:41,524
Well, I know you because I was you.
841
00:47:41,691 --> 00:47:44,069
And I don't want to be you anymore.
842
00:47:44,819 --> 00:47:47,822
It is a sad, lonely, pathetic existence.
843
00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:53,161
[Larry groans]
844
00:47:57,791 --> 00:48:02,462
[exhales] I see. And do you all agree?
845
00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:05,924
Absolutely not!
846
00:48:06,466 --> 00:48:08,093
Praise Immortus!
847
00:48:08,176 --> 00:48:11,262
[chuckles nervously] We all love you.
848
00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:14,224
And Immortimas Day!
849
00:48:14,557 --> 00:48:16,976
That's not what Rita means.
850
00:48:17,143 --> 00:48:18,520
She's just tired.
851
00:48:18,812 --> 00:48:20,563
That's just... It's the ham fumes.
852
00:48:20,730 --> 00:48:23,441
-You know how it is.
-Yeah. Yeah.
853
00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:26,486
Actually, I agree with Rita.
854
00:48:26,945 --> 00:48:28,947
-What the fuck?
-[Vic] Dude, let her speak.
855
00:48:30,073 --> 00:48:32,784
I'm not sure this is
what I want anymore.
856
00:48:34,702 --> 00:48:37,080
Immortimas is just another prison.
857
00:48:37,580 --> 00:48:38,915
It's another lie.
858
00:48:39,749 --> 00:48:41,709
And I'm done lying to myself.
859
00:48:42,502 --> 00:48:46,673
I'm 100 years old, for God's sake,
and I'm still hiding.
860
00:48:47,298 --> 00:48:50,427
I have never lived
out in the real world.
861
00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:54,097
I can't lock myself away anymore.
862
00:48:55,390 --> 00:48:56,349
I need to go.
863
00:49:01,396 --> 00:49:02,439
Then I'll go with you.
864
00:49:03,273 --> 00:49:04,107
What?
865
00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:07,444
So, that's three votes
to leave Immortimas.
866
00:49:07,610 --> 00:49:09,571
No. No, no, no, no. That's...
867
00:49:09,654 --> 00:49:11,322
That's not what she means.
868
00:49:11,489 --> 00:49:14,659
[chuckling nervously]
Dorothy loves Immortimas Day.
869
00:49:14,826 --> 00:49:18,371
And... I'm sorry, who is this?
870
00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:20,123
-[sighs]
-[chokes]
871
00:49:20,206 --> 00:49:24,961
I'm just saying that...
I thought I found a new adventure here.
872
00:49:26,254 --> 00:49:27,464
A new experience.
873
00:49:28,798 --> 00:49:29,924
Clearly I was wrong.
874
00:49:31,551 --> 00:49:33,178
If I'm going to be
a hero in the real world,
875
00:49:33,344 --> 00:49:34,929
I need to see the real world.
876
00:49:35,096 --> 00:49:36,723
No, come on.
877
00:49:36,890 --> 00:49:42,437
Can't a... a human man catch a break?
[chuckles nervously] I mean...
878
00:49:43,855 --> 00:49:46,191
-[kisses]
-[Cliff] I mean, she's not even with us.
879
00:49:46,274 --> 00:49:47,192
What is your name?
880
00:49:47,275 --> 00:49:48,776
I really wanted to stay here.
881
00:49:49,110 --> 00:49:50,820
It's about as perfect as perfect can be.
882
00:49:50,987 --> 00:49:55,492
Finally, someone saying the things
that we all are thinking.
883
00:49:55,658 --> 00:49:58,912
-But if I'm being honest with myself...
-Fuck me.
884
00:49:59,370 --> 00:50:01,331
...it's another story
being written for me.
885
00:50:02,707 --> 00:50:04,375
-You were right all along.
-[Larry groans softly]
886
00:50:04,542 --> 00:50:06,252
I don't want to live
in a fake world either.
887
00:50:06,544 --> 00:50:10,381
How can I know what I truly want
when people keep rewriting my back story?
888
00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:14,219
How can I trust my feelings
when I don't even know who I am?
889
00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:17,972
I need to write my own story for once.
890
00:50:18,848 --> 00:50:19,849
[Larry] You wanna leave?
891
00:50:20,642 --> 00:50:21,726
But you said...
892
00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:24,437
[sighs] I don't want you to leave.
893
00:50:26,147 --> 00:50:27,607
He's not with us either.
894
00:50:27,690 --> 00:50:30,443
-[sighs in exasperation]
-That's four votes.
895
00:50:33,279 --> 00:50:34,280
And I'm five.
896
00:50:40,036 --> 00:50:42,121
So basically what we're trying to say is
897
00:50:42,288 --> 00:50:44,207
fuck you and fuck Immortimas.
898
00:50:44,499 --> 00:50:46,668
-[slams table]
-[inhales raggedly]
899
00:50:46,751 --> 00:50:49,963
[coughs, gasps, breathes raggedly]
900
00:50:51,005 --> 00:50:53,508
[sighs in exasperation, whimpers]
901
00:50:53,591 --> 00:50:56,594
[whining sobs]
902
00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:04,894
[sniffs, snarls]
903
00:51:05,728 --> 00:51:06,771
[clears throat primly]
904
00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:08,606
[grunts]
905
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,985
[breathing heavily, groans loudly]
906
00:51:13,194 --> 00:51:15,154
[whining]
907
00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:17,991
[in demonic voice] Ahhh! No!
908
00:51:18,658 --> 00:51:20,326
[sinister rock song playing]
909
00:51:26,624 --> 00:51:27,458
Move!
910
00:51:48,646 --> 00:51:52,900
[singing] / fix all your problems
And what do you do?
911
00:51:53,276 --> 00:51:55,903
You find a way to break out
912
00:51:56,070 --> 00:51:59,699
-And make it all about you
-[all] You
913
00:52:04,954 --> 00:52:07,790
Was it really so hard
914
00:52:07,957 --> 00:52:14,464
-To give me all your love and devotion
-[all] Devotion
915
00:52:14,714 --> 00:52:17,425
I should have chosen the timeline
916
00:52:17,592 --> 00:52:21,429
That featured Lotion
917
00:52:23,097 --> 00:52:27,352
-You're all doomed!
-[all] Doomed!
918
00:52:27,518 --> 00:52:31,564
Sorry not sorry
To break the bad news
919
00:52:31,773 --> 00:52:38,112
Doomed! Doomed! Doomed!
920
00:52:38,279 --> 00:52:40,531
Doomed! Doomed!
921
00:52:40,823 --> 00:52:44,869
Aw, you think you've won?
Yeah, you think I'm done?
922
00:52:45,036 --> 00:52:47,330
Think again
The age of Immortus
923
00:52:47,497 --> 00:52:49,749
Has just begun
924
00:52:50,833 --> 00:52:52,377
What are you gonna do, kill us?
925
00:52:53,294 --> 00:52:56,089
[laughing in normal voice]
I don't have to.
926
00:52:56,381 --> 00:53:01,636
-[singing] 'Cause you're all doomed
-[all] Doomed
927
00:53:01,803 --> 00:53:05,515
Sorry not sorry
To break the bad news
928
00:53:06,140 --> 00:53:09,936
-Doomed! Doomed!
-[all] Doomed! Doomed!
929
00:53:10,103 --> 00:53:12,355
You're about to blow, my dude
930
00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:17,944
You're all doomed
931
00:53:18,945 --> 00:53:20,154
-[snaps fingers]
-[thunder rumbles]
932
00:53:31,207 --> 00:53:32,041
[exhales]
933
00:53:40,007 --> 00:53:41,801
Son of a bitch.
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