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TYPEWRITERS
OR TRANSCRIPTS--

IS THERE
ANYTHING MISSING?

THE KEY TO
THE LADIES' ROOM.

NOW, EXACTLY WHERE WAS
THE FECAL MATERIAL FOUND?

BACK THERE
IN THE CORNER.

YOU'LL KNOW WHEN
YOU'RE NEAR IT.

EXCUSE ME.
THIS WAS MAILED TO ME--

JUST A MINUTE, PLEASE.
EXCUSE ME, SIR.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE
A TELEPHONE,

COULD YOU BRING IN
A GAS BILL?

WE JUST NEED PROOF

THAT YOU LIVE
IN THE DISTRICT.

EXCUSE ME.
MY NAME IS JAIME ESCALANTE,

AND I WAS SUPPOSED
TO TEACH COMPUTER SCIENCE.

WE DON'T HAVE
COMPUTERS.

MR. ESCALANTE.

WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO GET COMPUTERS LAST YEAR

AND THE YEAR BEFORE AND THERE'S
NO FUNDING AGAIN THIS YEAR.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
I'M RAQUEL ORTEGA.

I'M THE CHAIRMAN OF
THE MATH DEPARTMENT.

WE'LL BE WORKING TOGETHER.
NICE TO KNOW YOU.

BUT YOU DON'T SEEM
TO UNDERSTAND.

I WAS SUPPOSED
TO TEACH COMPUTERS.

WHERE WERE YOU
LAST NIGHT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHERE WAS I?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I WAS WAITING.

YOU THE NEW TEACHER,
MAN?

YOU THE TEACHER?

PLEASE FIND A SEAT.

HEY, TEACHER!

WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO TODAY?

WILL EVERYONE PLEASE
TRY TO FIND A SEAT?

FOR THOSE OF YOU
THAT CANNOT FIND A SEAT,

PLEASE STAND AGAINST
THE WALL.

LET'S PUT OUR CHAIRS
IN A CIRCLE

AND DISCUSS
OUR FEELINGS, HUH?

ONE BODY TO A DESK.

UH, COULD WE TALK
ABOUT SEX?

[STUDENTS SHOUTING
AGREEMENT]

IF WE DISCUSS SEX,

I HAVE TO GIVE SEX
FOR HOMEWORK.

ALL RIGHT!

STAND BACK,
EVERYBODY, PLEASE.

Girl: I COULD GET YOU
FIRED FOR SAYING THAT.

COULD YOU MOVE BACK?

QUE DICE?

ENTIENDEN INGLES?

SOMETIMES.

TODOS LOS QUE
NO ENTIENDEN INGLES,

POR FAVOR,
LEVANTEN LA MANO.

PLEASE MOVE FORWARD
IF YOU DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH.

TODOS QUE NO HABLAN INGLES,
POR FAVOR, PASEN PARA ENFRENTE.

THIS FRONT ROW, PLEASE
STAND UP, PLEASE, MOVE OUT.

I WAS
THE FIRST ONE HERE.

I'LL FIND YOU
ANOTHER SEAT, OK?

PLEASE, BE CAREFUL.

THIS IS MATH 1-A.

Boy:
I DON'T NEED NO MATH.

I GOT A SOLAR CALCULATOR
WITH MY DOZEN DOUGHNUTS.

THE BUS IS EXACT CHANGE.
NO BIG DEAL.

QUIET. QUIET!

Teacher: FALSE ALARM.

EVERYONE BACK
IN THE CLASSROOM!

IT WAS A FALSE ALARM.

EVERYONE BACK
IN THE CLASS!

IT WAS
A PREMATURE BELL.

BACK IN THE CLASS.

THAT WAS
A PREMATURE BELL.

Girl: PREMATURE BELL?
I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T

SUPPOSED TO DISCUSS
SEX IN CLASS.

Teacher: ALL RIGHT,
SIT DOWN! STOP TALKING!

SIT DOWN!

THEY RIGGED THE BELL.

THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS.

TRICKY.

SHE'S LOOKING GOOD, JOE.

JAIME. WHEN YOU
COMING ABOARD?

I GET SEASICK
IN THE RAIN.

YOU SEEN MY BOY?

YEAH, I SAW HIM RIDING
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

I HEAR YOUR COMPANY'S
PUSHING WHOLE HOG INTO PCs.

I DON'T WORK
THERE ANYMORE.

JAIME'S TEACHING
HIGH SCHOOL NOW.

HERE'S YOUR THINGY.

WHY DIDN'T YOU
COME TO ME

IF YOU GOT LAID OFF?

WE'RE PAYING KIDS RIGHT OUT
OF COLLEGE 30 Gs TO START.

I DIDN'T GET
LAID OFF, JOE.

I WANT TO TEACH.

HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER.

WELL, GOOD.

THAT'S GREAT.

THIS IS YOUR JOB.

I DON'T WANT TO
HAVE TO TELL YOU.

I WAS GOING TO DO IT.

WHY DO YOU THINK
I WAS HURRYING HOME?

YOU'RE NOT EVEN
BREATHING HARD,

YOU'RE HURRYING
HOME SO FAST.

HAVE A GOOD
NIGHT, JOE.

Boy:
I WANT A BURGER!

HOLD THE FRENCH FRIES,
ONIONS, AND PICKLES!

HE LOOKS LIKE
JULIA CHILD, MAN!

WHAT YOU GOT?

IT'S AN APPLE.

HOW MUCH?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHAT YOU GOT?

HALF.

GUT.

EXCUSE ME,
MY GERMAN ACCENT.

WHAT YOU GOT?

It's missing 25%.

What?

It's missing 25%

THAT'S RIGHT.

MISSING 25%.

IS IT TRUE

INTELLIGENT PEOPLE
MAKE BETTER LOVERS?

WHAT YOU GOT?

I GOT A CORE.

YOU OWE ME 100%.

AND I'LL SEE YOU
IN THE PEOPLE'S COURT.

EVERYONE, PLEASE
OPEN YOUR BOOK,

CHAPTER 2, PAGE 26.

MULTIPLICATION
OF FRACTIONS...

AND PERCENTAGES.

25%.

50%.

75%.

AND 100%.

WHO'S CALLING
THE SHOTS, ESE?

YOU GOT A SLIP?

YOU GOT A SLIP?

OK. YOU'LL HAVE TO
STAND IN THE BACK

UNTIL I CAN GET
ANOTHER DESK.

YOU SIT
RIGHT HERE. OK?

EVERYONE, PLEASE READ
THE FIRST PARAGRAPH

FOR A SECOND.

WHERE'S YOUR EQUIPMENT?

DON'T GOT ANY.

YOU GOT TO COME
TO THIS CLASS PREPARED.

I DO THE WORK
IN MY HEAD.

OH.

YOU KNOW
THE TIMES TABLES?

I KNOW THE 1s,

THE 2s...

THE 3s...

FINGER MAN.
I HEARD ABOUT YOU.

ARE YOU
THE FINGER MAN?

I'M THE FINGER MAN,
TOO.

YOU KNOW
WHAT I CAN DO?

I KNOW HOW
TO MULTIPLY BY 9.

9 X 3. 1, 2, 3.

WHAT DO YOU GOT?

27.

6 X 9.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

54.

YEAH.

YOU WANT A HARD ONE?
HOW ABOUT 8 X 9?

1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
72.

WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
WAIT A MINUTE.

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU DO
PROBLEMS 1 THROUGH 20.

PAGE 26.

CAN I HAVE MY BOOK,
MR. ESCALANTE?

DON'T BRING IT
TO CLASS AGAIN.

SABES QUE, ESE?

DON'T GET EXCITED.

YOU KNOW?

CUT ME A "D" LIKE
THE OTHER PROFES.

I'LL READ
MY FUNNY BOOKS,

COUNT THE HOLES
IN THE CEILING.

KICK BACK.

FIRST THING, I CAN
TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS.

I WOULDN'T DO THAT
IF I WAS YOU.

MIGHT LOSE A FINGER

AND WON'T BE ABLE
TO COUNT TO 10.

WE'VE SEEN VATOS
LIKE YOU BEFORE.

YOU'LL BE
HURTING SOON.

PONTE TRUCHA, HUH?

I WAS SO WORRIED

THAT THE KIDS WOULD
KNOW MORE THAN ME

THAT I'D WAKE UP
AT 5 A.M.,

I DOWNED MY COFFEE,

AND I DID
THE MATH TESTS.

I FINALLY GOT
EVERY CHAPTER DOWN,

AND THIS SEMESTER, THEY
CHANGE THE BOOK ON ME.

MATH YOU EITHER
LOVE OR HATE.

YOU GOT SOME PROBLEMS,
COME SEE ME AFTER SCHOOL.

THANKS, JAIME.
SEE YOU LATER.

Girl: LEAVE THE TICKETS
AT THE DOOR, OK? BYE.

CAN I HAVE
MY SHADES?

YOU'RE IN LOVE, HUH?

WHICH ONE, HUH?
LET ME KNOW.

NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

COME ON, JOHNNY.
DON'T BE AFRAID.

I'M NOT JOHNNY, MAN.

I KNOW, TITO.

TITO GRANDE.

ANGEL!

ANGEL, HELP US!

STAY OUT OF IT!

ANGEL!

GO GET A TEACHER!

IT'S FRANK GAR-CIA.

BUT WHEN I SAY GARCIA,
YOU ANSWER, OK?

ARE YOUR FRIENDS
AUDITING?

I AUDITED THEM
TO COME WITH ME.

I'M EL CYCLONE
FROM BOLIVIA.

ONE-MAN GANG.

THIS IS MY DOMAIN.

DON'T GIVE ME NO GAS.

I'LL JUMP ON YOUR FACE,
TATTOO YOUR CHROMOSOMES.

THIS IS BASIC MATH,

BUT BASIC MATH
IS TOO EASY FOR YOU BURROS,

SO I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU
ALGEBRA BECAUSE I'M THE CHAMP.

AND IF ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO DO
IS ADD AND SUBTRACT,

YOU'LL ONLY BE PREPARED
TO DO ONE THING--PUMP GAS.

RIPPING OFF
A GAS STATION

IS BETTER THAN WORKING
IN ONE, QUE NO?

ORALE. I'M A TOUGH GUY.
TOUGH GUYS DON'T DO MATH.

TOUGH GUYS DEEP-FRY CHICKEN
FOR A LIVING.

SO ORALE.
YOU WANT A WING OR A LEG, MAN?

WHO EVER HEARD OF NEGATIVE
AND POSITIVE NUMBERS? ANYBODY.

YEAH. NEGATIVE NUMBERS
ARE LIKE UNEMPLOYMENT.

10 MILLION PEOPLE
OUT OF WORK.

THAT'S
A NEGATIVE NUMBER.

WE'RE GONNA NEED
A LOT OF KLEENEX

'CAUSE THERE'S GOING TO BE
A LOT OF BLOODSHED.

YOU EVER BEEN TO THE BEACH?

YEAH.

YOU EVER
PLAY WITH THE SAND?

YEAH.

FINGER MAN.

COME ON, FINGER MAN.

YOU EVER DIG A HOLE?

THE SAND THAT COMES
OUT OF THE HOLE,

THAT'S A POSITIVE.

THE HOLE IS A NEGATIVE.

THAT'S IT. SIMPLE.

ANYBODY CAN DO.

-2 + 2 = ...

NET HEAD.

ORALE. ANSWER IT.

COME ON.
YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.

-2 + 2.
FILL THE HOLE.

IF I HAD
THAT ON MY HANDS,

I WOULDN'T
RAISE IT EITHER.

ORALE. COME ON.
A NEGATIVE 2 + 2 = ...

ANYBODY CAN DO IT.

FILL THE HOLE.

-2 + 2 = ...

COME ON.
JUST FILL THE HOLE.

YOU CAN DO IT.

YOU GOING TO LET
THESE BURROS LAUGH AT YOU?

-2 + 2 = ...

I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK
LIKE A TOOTHPICK.

ORALE.

ZERO.

ZERO. YOU'RE RIGHT.
SIMPLE.

THAT'S IT.

-2 + 2 = 0.

HE JUST FILLED THE HOLE.

DID YOU KNOW NEITHER
THE GREEKS NOR THE ROMANS

WERE CAPABLE OF USING
THE CONCEPT OF ZERO?

IT WAS YOUR ANCESTORS,
THE MAYAS,

WHO FIRST
CONTEMPLATED THE ZERO--

THE ABSENCE OF VALUE.

TRUE STORY.

YOU BURROS HAVE MATH
IN YOUR BLOOD.

HEY, KEMO SABE TODO.

THE MAN KNOWS EVERYTHING.

ORALE. KEMO SABE.

ORALE. OK.

PARENTHESES
MEANS MULTIPLY.

EVERY TIME YOU SEE THIS,
YOU MULTIPLY.

A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE
= A POSITIVE.

A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE
= A POSITIVE.

SAY IT. A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE
= A POSITIVE.

SAY IT.

A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE
= A POSITIVE.

AGAIN.

A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE
= A POSITIVE.

A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE
= A POSITIVE.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE
= A POSITIVE.

LOUDER!

A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE
= A POSITIVE!

LOUDER!

A NEGATIVE x A NEGATIVE
= A POSITIVE!

WHY?

MRS. ORTEGA, I DON'T
WANT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL

OF THE FIRST SCHOOL IN
THE HISTORY OF LOS ANGELES

TO LOSE
ITS ACCREDITATION.

Raquel: I'M THE LAST
PERSON TO SAY

THAT THIS MATH DEPARTMENT
COULDN'T IMPROVE,

BUT IF YOU WANT
HIGHER TEST SCORES,

START BY CHANGING
THE ECONOMIC LEVEL

OF THIS COMMUNITY.

THE PURPOSE
OF THIS MEETING

IS TO REVIEW
THE RECOMMENDATIONS

FOR ACCREDITATION.

ANY SUGGESTIONS?

ANYBODY?

YEAH. I DON'T THINK

I SHOULD BE TEACHING
MATH NEXT SEMESTER.

I WAS HIRED TO BE
A PHYS ED INSTRUCTOR.

AS I SAID BEFORE,

WE LACK THE RESOURCES

TO IMPLEMENT THE CHANGES
THE DISTRICT DEMANDS.

MR. SANZAKI, YOU MUST HAVE
AT LEAST ONE COMMENT.

THIS MAY NOT BE THE RIGHT TIME,
TO SAY THIS, BUT...

I'M SORRY, BUT I WON'T BE
COMING BACK AFTER CHRISTMAS.

I GOT A JOB WITH AEROSPACE.

HOW MUCH MONEY
WILL YOU BE MAKING?

LOOK, WE HAVE
THE REMAINDER OF THE YEAR

BEFORE WE'RE
PUT ON PROBATION.

NOW, IF WE FAIL, WE'LL
LOSE OUR ACCREDITATION.

IF WE FAIL?

YOU CAN'T TEACH LOGARITHMS
TO ILLITERATES.

THESE KIDS COME TO US

WITH BARELY
A SEVENTH-GRADE EDUCATION.

NOW, THERE ISN'T
A TEACHER IN THIS ROOM

WHO ISN'T DOING EVERYTHING
THEY POSSIBLY CAN.

I'M NOT.
I COULD TEACH MORE.

I'M SURE MR. ESCALANTE
HAS GOOD INTENTIONS,

BUT HE'S ONLY
BEEN HERE A FEW MONTHS.

STUDENTS WILL RISE
TO THE LEVEL

OF EXPECTATIONS,
SEÑOR MOLINA.

WHAT DO YOU NEED,
MR. ESCALANTE?

GANAS.

THAT'S ALL WE NEED
IS GANAS.

WHAT'S GANAS?

WE WILL BEGIN EACH CLASS
WITH A QUIZ.

AW!
AW!

COME ON,
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

THERE WILL BE
NO FREE RIDES,

NO EXCUSES.

YOU ALREADY HAVE
2 STRIKES AGAINST YOU.

THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE
IN THIS WORLD

WHO WILL ASSUME THAT
YOU KNOW LESS THAN YOU DO

BECAUSE OF YOUR NAME
AND YOUR COMPLEXION.

BUT MATH
IS THE GREAT EQUALIZER.

WHEN YOU GO FOR A JOB,
THE PERSON GIVING YOU THAT JOB

WILL NOT WANT TO HEAR
YOUR PROBLEMS,

AND NEITHER DO I.

YOU'RE GONNA WORK HARDER THAN
YOU'VE EVER WORKED BEFORE.

AND THE ONLY THING
I ASK FROM YOU IS GANAS.

DESIRE. HAIRCUT.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE GANAS,
I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU,

BECAUSE I AM AN EXPERT.

TODAY IS MONDAY.
TOMORROW'S WEDNESDAY.

FRIDAY IS PAYDAY--
THE WEEKLY TEST.

THERE WILL BE
NO DIAGONAL VISION.

KEEP YOUR EYES
ON YOUR OWN PAPER.

YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES
TO FINISH THE QUIZ.

IF YOU FINISH EARLY, PLEASE
WORK ON THE ASSIGNMENT

ON THE BOARD.
NO QUESTIONS? GOOD.

ANGEL.

VAMANOS.

I WAS SAID
TO GO HERE.

NICE KNOWING YOU.

HAVE A GOOD DAY.
ARRIVEDERCI.

YOU'RE IN LUCK.

TAKE THE SEAT.

RELAX.

TAKE SOMINEX,

BUT DON'T SLEEP
IN MY CLASS.

I TAKE THAT AS AN INSULT.

HELLO.

HEY, KEMO, MAN.

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THE CLASS.

YOU AIN'T GOT A SEAT.
DON'T GIVE ME NO GAS.

YEAH, I KNOW ABOUT THAT.

THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
I WANT TO FLY STRAIGHT.

I GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM,
THOUGH.

YEAH. ME.

NO. SERIOUSLY, MAN.
BOOKS.

CAN'T HAVE THE HOMIES
SEE ME HAUL THEM AROUND.

YOU WOULDN'T
WANT ANYONE

TO THINK YOU'RE
INTELLIGENT, HUH?

SO MAYBE I CAN HAVE 2 BOOKS,
KEEP ONE STASHED AT HOME, HUH?

I'LL CUT YOU A DEAL.

I'LL GIVE YOU 3 BOOKS.

ONE YOU TAKE ONE HOME.

ONE FOR YOUR CLASS.

THIS ONE'S BROKEN.

ONE FOR YOUR LOCKER

SO NOBODY SEES YOU
CARRYING THEM AROUND.

EASILY UNDERSTOOD?
WHAT DO I GET?

PROTECTION, KEMO.

PROTECCION.
UNDERSTAND?

I UNDERSTAND.

I UNDERSTAND.

THE ONLY REASON I'M
STILL IN KEMO'S CLASS

IS BECAUSE OF THAT, MAN.

JUST DON'T EVER LET HER KNOW
THAT YOU DIG HER.

THAT'S THE WORST THING
YOU CAN DO WITH A WOMAN.

I'M PRETTY FED UP

WITH THIS PELON
WE GOT FOR A TEACHER.

IT'S LIKE ESCALANTE'S
GOT A BUG UP HIS ASS.

DUDE'S FROM
SOUTH AMERICA, MAN.

HE'S PROBABLY SOME NAZI
COME OUT OF HIDING.

DON'T YOU GUYS KNOW
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

GARFIELD'S HAVING A PROBLEM
WITH ACCREDITATION.

YEAH, ONLY TEACHERS
WHO ACT LIKE ASSHOLES

ARE GONNA KEEP THEIR JOBS.

WHAT IF WE ALL DECIDE
NOT TO TAKE THIS TEST?

HE CAN'T
FAIL THE WHOLE CLASS.

MUTINY.
THAT'S COOL.

SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

CAMEJO THINKS
SHE'S SO HOT

JUST 'CAUSE
SHE DATES GABACHOS.

IF WE DON'T DO BETTER TODAY,

HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL.

I'VE NEVER
GOTTEN ANYTHING

MORE THAN A B-PLUS
IN MY LIFE.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU TAKE
THOSE MICKEY MOUSE CLASSES.

ALWAYS GET AN "A."

HERE YOU GOT A CHANCE
FOR A SOLID "D."

YOU GOT 10 MINUTES.

WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?

I'M NOT TAKING THE QUIZ.

YOU DIDN'T TURN IN
YOUR HOMEWORK EITHER.

THE GOAT ATE IT.

DON'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK,

DON'T GOT A TICKET
TO WATCH THE SHOW.

GIVE HER THE CHAIR, MAN.

CHAIR.
THE CHAIR.

THE CHAIR.
THE CHAIR.

THE CHAIR.
THE CHAIR.

CHAIR!

CHAIR!

CHAIR!

CHAIR!

CHAIR! CHAIR! CHAIR!

CHAIR! CHAIR! CHAIR!

ALL RIGHT.
YEAH.

UH-UH.
THE CHAIR.

SHUT UP!

OK, GET BACK TO YOUR TEST.

YOU GOT LESS
THAN 9 MINUTES.

NOW YOU'RE THE SHOW.

WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?

YOU'RE A TOP STUDENT.

COME ON.

3:00.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
DO IT ANYWAY.

[SPANISH LANGUAGE
TV PLAYING]

TE VAS A QUEDAR CALVO

SI NO TE METES LA CAMISA
ADENTRO DE LOS PANTALONES.

SI. SI.
MIRA, HUH?

Woman:
MI LINDO JUANITO,

HIJO,
DINNER'S READY.

COME INSIDE.

HURRY UP!

DAD?

VAMOS TODOS
A LA CAMA.

COME ON. COME ON.

COME ON. COME ON.

LET'S GO. LET'S GO.

COME ON. COME ON.

COME ON.
LET'S GO.

LET'S GO.
LET'S GO.

IN THE BED.

JUANITO!

HI, MOM.

KIDS GO TO BED?

YEAH.

PAPA GO TO WORK?

YEAH.

YOU WANT ME TO FIX YOU
SOMETHING TO EAT?

MI HIJA, COULD YOU
PLEASE TURN OFF THAT LIGHT?

AAH! HA HA HA!

ORALE, HOMEBOY.

TEACHER TIME, ESE.

OH, YEAH.

ANGEL?

WHAT?

TELL KEMO I SAID,
" QUE HUBO, ESE?"

OH, SHIT, MAN.

HEY!

FACTORING. OK.

GREEN LIGHT, RED LIGHT.

ANYBODY. ANA.

LATE!
LATE!

LATE!
LATE!

OK, OK, OK.

OK, OK.

OK, OK.
GO SEE THE COUNSELOR.

COME ON, KEMO.

GO FIND ANOTHER CLASS.
GO TO WOODSHOP.

MAKE YOURSELF
A SHOESHINE BOX.

YOU'LL NEED IT.

OK, KEMO.

YOU'RE THE MAN,
YOU KNOW?

WHY DON'T YOU
PUT THEM IN COLLEGE, HUH?

SO DUMB
TACO BENDERS LIKE ME

CAN PICK
THEIR VEGETABLES FOR THEM,

COLLECT THEIR GARBAGE,

CLIP THEIR
POODLES' TOENAILS.

I MAY BE A SINNER,

BUT I'M WILLING
TO PAY FOR MY SINS.

ONE-SHOT DEAL.
GO ON, SIT DOWN.

SEE YOU AT 3:00.

GO TO HELL.

I GOT MORE BAD
NEWS FOR YOU, PROFE.

I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA SAY

IS REALLY GONNA
TRIP YOU OUT.

MR. ESCALANTE,
I FORGOT MY PENCIL.

HE CAN HAVE MINE.

TODAY'S MY LAST DAY.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

GRACIAS.

BUENO,

DID YOU ENJOY
YOUR TAQUITOS?

MUY BIEN, SEÑOR.
MUY, MUY BIEN TODO...

EXCEPT FOR ONE THING--

SOMEONE DOESN'T
KNOW HOW TO ADD.

SHE SHOULD BE GOING
BACK TO SCHOOL.

ANITA, VEN ACA,
POR FAVOR.

DESPIERTA, MI HIJA.

MIRA, NO MAS.
TE EQUIVOCASTE OTRA VEZ.

PAPA, THIS IS MR. ESCALANTE,
MY MATH TEACHER.

MR. DELGADO,
HOW ARE YOU?

MUCHO GUSTO.

IT'S A PLEASURE.
MY WIFE FABIOLA.

MUCHO GUSTO.
MUCHO GUSTO.

CAN YOU
SIT WITH US?

SURE.

ANITA, BRING US
A COUPLE OF BEERS, PLEASE.

YOU SHOULD GET
ANOTHER WAITRESS.

ANA CAN BE THE FIRST ONE
IN YOUR FAMILY

TO GRADUATE
FROM HIGH SCHOOL,

GO TO COLLEGE.

THANK YOU
FOR YOUR CONCERN.

HER MOTHER WORKS HERE.

HER SISTERS,
HER BROTHERS.

THIS IS
A FAMILY BUSINESS.

SHE'S NEEDED.

WELL, SHE COULD HELP
THE FAMILY MORE

BY GETTING
AN EDUCATION.

PROBABLY GET PREGNANT,
WOULDN'T FINISH COLLEGE.

ANITA, GO HELP YOUR MOM
IN THE KITCHEN, HUH?

SHE TALKS ABOUT GOING
TO MEDICAL SCHOOL.

NO.

I DON'T THINK SO.

SHE SHOULD MAKE
HER OWN CHOICES.

UN MOMENTO.

YO SOY EL PADRE
DE LA NIÑA, NO USTED.

SHE'LL JUST GET FAT.

SHE'LL WASTE HER LIFE
AWAY IN A RESTAURANT.

SHE'S TOP KID!

I STARTED WASHING DISHES
FOR A NICKEL AN HOUR.

NOW I OWN THIS PLACE.

DID I WASTE MY LIFE?

I WASHED DISHES, TOO,

WHEN I CAME
TO THIS COUNTRY.

GOOD!

WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON AN APRON
AND GIVE US A HAND?

YOUR HUSBAND COMES
INTO MY RESTAURANT, EATS,

THEN HE INSULTS ME.

EXCUSE MY HUSBAND,
MR. DELGADO.

HE JUST WANTS
WHAT'S BEST FOR ANA.

SHE COULD GO TO COLLEGE,
COME BACK,

AND TEACH YOU
HOW TO RUN THE PLACE.

PROFESSOR...

I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY,

AND I DON'T NEED
YOUR BUSINESS.

SKIP IT.

TIP.

HE PUTS HOT CHILI IN HIS DIP
TO SELL EXTRA BEER.

iORA! iORA! iORA!

KAWASAKI!

KAWASAKI!

YEOW!

DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG.

DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG.

OK...

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE BOARD.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE
READ FOR ME

WHAT'S ON THE BOARD?
ANYBODY.

"JUAN HAS 5 TIMES AS MANY
GIRLFRIENDS AS PEDRO.

"CARLOS HAS ONE GIRLFRIEND
LESS THAN PEDRO.

"THE TOTAL NUMBER
OF GIRLFRIENDS BETWEEN THEM

"IS 20.

HOW MANY DOES
EACH GIGOLO HAVE?"

LATE!

LATE!

LATE! LATE! LATE!

OK, OK, OK.

OK, OK, OK, OK.

HOW MANY
GIRLFRIENDS

DOES EACH GIGOLO
HAVE? ANYBODY.

YOU THINK YOU GOT IT,
EINSTEIN?

YOU THINK YOU GONNA DO IT?

JUAN IS X. CARLOS IS Y.

PEDRO IS X + Y.

IS PEDRO BISEXUAL,
OR WHAT?

Escalante: I HAVE A TERRIBLE
FEELING ABOUT YOU.

KEMO,
5X = JUAN'S GIRLFRIENDS?

YOU'RE GOOD NOW,

BUT YOU'RE GONNA END UP
BAREFOOT, PREGNANT,

AND IN THE KITCHEN.

CAN YOU GET NEGATIVE
GIRLFRIENDS?

NO, JUST
NEGATIVE BOYFRIENDS.

PLEASE FORGIVE THEM,

FOR THEY KNOW NOT
WHAT THEY DO.

CARLOS HAS X-5
GIRLFRIENDS. QUE NO?

QUE NO? IS RIGHT.
QUE NO.

THE ANSWER
TO MY PRAYERS!

MAY I GO
TO THE RESTROOM, PLEASE?

IN 10 MINUTES. HOLD IT.

SEÑOR MAYA. HIT IT.

IT'S A TRICK PROBLEM,
MR. KEMO.

YOU CAN'T SOLVE IT
UNLESS YOU KNOW

HOW MANY GIRLFRIENDS
THEY HAVE IN COMMON. RIGHT?

IT'S NOT
THAT THEY'RE STUPID,

IT'S JUST THEY DON'T
KNOW ANYTHING.

I'M WRONG?

X = PEDRO'S GIRLFRIENDS,

5X = JUAN'S GIRLFRIENDS.

X - 1 =
CARLOS' GIRLFRIENDS.

X + 5X + X - 1 = 20.

SO X = 3.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

KEMO, THIS STUFF
DON'T MAKE NO SENSE

UNLESS YOU SHOW US
HOW IT WORKS

IN THE REAL WORLD?

DO YOU THINK
WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE

TO GET A COUPLE OF GIGOLOS

FOR A PRACTICAL
DEMONSTRATION?

NO, NO, NO, STOP.

JUST KIDDING,
JUST KIDDING.

WOW!

CHECK IT OUT!

GET OUT OF HERE.

PLEASE!

WHAT KIND OF MATH
IS THIS?

THIS PARTICULAR ONE

THAT'S UP RIGHT NOW
IS CALCULUS.

YOU'LL GET IT
IN COLLEGE.

MY DAUGHTER USES THIS
PROGRAM IN HER HIGH SCHOOL.

I WANT TO TEACH CALCULUS
NEXT YEAR.

BOY, THAT'S A JUMP.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

THEY HAVEN'T HAD TRIG
OR MATH ANALYSIS.

THEY CAN TAKE THEM BOTH
DURING THE SUMMER.

YOU EXPECT OUR BEST STUDENTS
TO GO TO SUMMER SCHOOL?

FROM 7:00 TO 12:00...
EVERY DAY,

INCLUDING SATURDAYS.

YEP. THAT'LL DO IT.

OUR SUMMER CLASSROOMS ARE
RESERVED FOR REMEDIAL COURSES.

IF YOU WANT TO
TURN THIS SCHOOL AROUND,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
START FROM THE TOP.

MR. ESCALANTE,
DON'T LECTURE US.

OUR KIDS CAN'T
HANDLE CALCULUS.

WE DON'T EVEN
HAVE THE BOOKS.

IF THEY PASS
THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT TEST,

THEY GET COLLEGE CREDIT.

THERE ARE SOME TEACHERS
IN THIS ROOM

WHO WOULD HAVE TROUBLE

PASSING THE ADVANCED
PLACEMENT TEST.

YOU REALLY THINK
YOU CAN MAKE THIS FLY?

I TEACH CALCULUS OR...

HAVE A GOOD DAY.

WELL, IF THIS MAN
CAN WALK IN HERE AND...

DICTATE HIS OWN TERMS
OVER MY OBJECTIONS...

I SEE NO REASON

FOR ME TO CONTINUE
AS DEPARTMENT CHAIR.

RAQUEL, DON'T TAKE
THIS PERSONALLY.

I'M THINKING
ABOUT THOSE KIDS.

IF THEY TRY
AND DON'T SUCCEED,

YOU'LL SHATTER WHAT LITTLE
SELF-CONFIDENCE THEY HAVE.

THESE AREN'T THE TYPES
THAT, UH, BOUNCE BACK.

HAVE A GOOD DAY.

THANKS, MAN.

KEMO, IT STINKS
LIKE LAST YEAR IN HERE.

SOMEBODY GIVE CLAUDIA
AN ORANGE.

OK, OK, OK. SIT DOWN.

YOU THINK
I WANT TO DO THIS?

THE JAPANESE PAY ME
TO DO THIS.

THEY'RE TIRED
OF MAKING EVERYTHING.

THEY WANT YOU GUYS
TO PULL YOUR OWN WEIGHT

SO THEY CAN TAKE VACATIONS
ON MOUNT FUJI.

KEMO, I THOUGHT
THIS ROOM

WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
AIR-CONDITIONED, MAN.

YOU SHOULD THINK...

COOL.

THINK...

COOL.
COOL.

THINK...

COOL.
COOL.

COOL.
COOL.

COOL.
COOL.

COOL.

COOL.
COOL.

OUT OF THE BLUE,

I GET A LETTER
SAYING I WAS FIRED

BECAUSE
OF PROPOSITION 13.

I'M DOWN TO $936.

I INVEST 100
IN RESUMES,

AND I BOUGHT
THIS SUIT.

I HIT EVERY INSURANCE
COMPANY IN THE CITY.

MY WIFE WANTS US TO MOVE
INTO HER PARENTS' REC ROOM.

THEN 2 WEEKS LATER
I GET ANOTHER LETTER

IN THE MAIL TELLING ME
TO REPORT BACK TO WORK.

HOW DO YOU
LIKE THE SUIT?

FABULOUS.

HOW ABOUT THE COLOR?

WELCOME BACK, PELON!

YOU OK?

YEAH, I'M OK.

YOU SURE?

YES. I SAID I WAS FINE.

UH-OH.

WE'LL GO STEP BY STEP,
INCH BY INCH.

CALCULUS WAS NOT MADE
TO BE EASY.

IT ALREADY IS.

REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES
WE HAD LAST SUMMER?

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THINGS
WERE REALLY JUMPING GOOD?

* YEAH *

WELL, THE GOOD TIMES
ARE GONE WITH THE WIND.

IT'S NOW THE GOOD,
THE BAD, AND THE UGLY.

OH, COME ON.
A CONTRACT?

YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T
TRUST US BY NOW?

FOR THOSE OF YOU
MAKING THE COMMITMENT,

YOU WILL BE PREPARING YOURSELVES
FOR THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT TEST.

MAKE SURE IT'S SIGNED BEFORE
YOU COME TO CLASS TOMORROW.

WE COME AN HOUR BEFORE SCHOOL,
TAKE YOUR CLASS 2 PERIODS,

AND STAY UNTIL 5:00?

BELIEVE IT
OR DON'T.

WE GOT TO COME
ON SATURDAYS?

AND NO VACATION?

PASS THE A.P. EXAM,
GET COLLEGE CREDIT.

BIG DEAL.

WE'RE SENIORS.

IT'S OUR YEAR
TO SLACK OFF.

HOW ABOUT YOU, JOHNNY?

WILL YOU BE ABLE TO MAKE
IT SATURDAY MORNING,

PLAYING IN YOUR BAND
FRIDAY NIGHT?

LOOK, YOU LOVE SCARING US
INTO DOING STUFF, MAN,

BUT THAT GETS OLD
REAL FAST.

HEY, KEMO.

YOU PROUD OF ME?

I'M THE FIRST DUDE HERE.

WHAT'S CAL

MOM...

CALCULUS IS MATH THAT
SIR ISAAC NEWTON INVENTED

SO HE COULD FIGURE OUT
PLANET ORBITS,

BUT HE NEVER BOTHERED
TO TELL ANYBODY

ABOUT HIS DISCOVERY

UNTIL THIS OTHER
SCIENTIST GUY

TOLD EVERYBODY HE
HAD INVENTED CALCULUS.

BUT THE GUY
WAS SO STUPID

THAT HE GOT IT
ALL WRONG,

AND SO NEWTON
HAD TO GO PUBLIC

AND CORRECT
HIS MISTAKES.

DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'S NEAT?

FOR A GENIUS,
NEWTON WAS AN IDIOT.

DON'T WORRY, MOM.

IF I INVENT SOMETHING,
I'LL MAKE SURE TO GET PAID.

I HOPE THIS IS NOT
AN EXCUSE

TO STAY OUT ALL HOURS?

TRUST ME, MOM.
SIGN IT.

BOYS DON'T LIKE
IF YOU'RE TOO SMART.

MOM, I'M DOING THIS

SO I DON'T HAVE TO
DEPEND ON SOME DUMB GUY

THE REST OF MY LIFE.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YOU DON'T
GOT IT SIGNED,

YOU GOT NO TICKET
TO WATCH THE SHOW.

THANK YOU.

GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING.

MR. BLUE EYES,
THANK VERY MUCH.

ELIZABETH,
MY TAYLOR.

SOPHIA, MY LOREN.

GET A HAIRCUT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

GET A NEW JACKET.
THANK YOU.

THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.

CLINT,
YOU FORGET YOUR GUN?

UNFOLD IT.

HEP!

GET OUT
OF THE WAY. HERE.

YOU DIDN'T SIGN IT.

I GOTTA PUT SCHOOL
ON HOLD.

GO BACK
UNTIL YOU SIGN IT.

MY UNCLE OFFERED ME A JOB
OPERATING A FORKLIFT.

SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS
I GET TIME AND A HALF.

SO WHAT?

2 YEARS IN THE UNION AND I'LL
BE MAKING MORE THAN YOU.

KEMO, I DON'T WANT
TO LET YOU DOWN,

BUT THE MONEY I'LL BE MAKING
WILL BUY ME A NEW TRANS AM.

NO ONE CRUISES
THROUGH LIFE, PANCHO.

WOULDN'T YOU RATHER BE
DESIGNING THESE THINGS

THAN REPAIRING THEM?

YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT.
THEY GOT FUEL INJECTION.

YOU'RE GONNA STRIP MY GEARS.

ORALE, KEMO.

DON'T PANIC, JOHNNY.

JUST WATCH OUT
FOR THE OTHER GUY.

RIGHT OR LEFT?

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

RIGHT OR LEFT?

GO RIGHT! GO RIGHT!

[HORN HONKS,
TIRES SQUEAL]

ALL YOU SEE
IS THE TURN.

YOU DON'T SEE
THE ROAD AHEAD.

ORALE, BUEY.

OPEN THE GATE.
WE'LL BE LATE.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE SO EARLY?

WE'RE IN ESCALANTE'S
CLASS, REMEMBER?

WAKE UP. DRINK
SOME COFFEE, MAN.

ONE, YOU GOT THE GRAPH,
RIGHT HERE.

TWO, THIS STRIP, THE MOST
IMPORTANT PART IS RIGHT HERE.

IT'S THE RADIUS OF ROTATION.

THAT'S IT.

ANYBODY GOT ANY QUESTIONS?

ANYBODY CAN DO IT

AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER
ONE BASIC ELEMENT,

AND THAT IS
THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.

STAY AWAKE
AS YOU'RE WAKING UP.

WAKE UP THIS MORNING.
HOW ARE YOU?

BRING TOOTHPICKS
TO PINCH OPEN YOUR EYES.

YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I MEAN?

I WAS SWIMMING
WITH DOLPHINS,

WHISPERING
IMAGINARY NUMBERS,

LOOKING FOR
THE FOURTH DIMENSION.

GOOD! GO BACK TO SLEEP.
THAT'S VERY GOOD.

OK, ANY QUESTIONS?
YES NOTHING?

OK.

OK, YOU SHOULD
HAVE IT BY NOW.

OK, WHAT'S THE ANSWER?
ANYBODY.

CLAUDIA?

COME ON.
WE'RE GOING BACKWARDS.

YOU'RE FOOLING AROUND
TOO MUCH DURING THE WEEKEND.

THIS GIRL'S GOTTA DO SOME
WORK FROM THE NECK UP.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
STAY LATE AGAIN.

OHH...
OHH...

COME ON.

OF COURSE, YOU KNOW WE HAVE
PIZZA, 'CAUSE THEY DELIVER.

WE CAN GET FRIED CHICKEN,
HAMBURGERS WITH CHEESE.

JEEZ, WE'LL NEED DONATIONS.

NO, REALLY,
YOU OWE ME MONEY ANYWAY.

YOU DON'T DESERVE
THE GRADES YOU'RE GETTING.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

YOU LATE
FOR ANOTHER DATE?

SHE'S GOT MORE BOYFRIENDS
THAN ELIZABETH TAYLOR.

I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU
USING MY PERSONAL LIFE

TO ENTERTAIN THIS CLASS.

CLAUDIA.

OK, OK.

EVERYTHING IS
FALLING APART RIGHT NOW.

MY BOYFRIEND'S
FREAKING OUT...

MY MOM...
SCHOOL SUCKS.

I'M IN THAT CLASSROOM
ALL DAY, KEMO.

LOOK AT MY CLOTHES,

AND MY HAIR--
I CAN'T EVEN COMB IT.

I HATE MY LIFE.

SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

KEMO.

PONLA AQUI
EN ESTA LINEA.

EN ESTA LINEA.

NO, NO, NO. AQUI.

CALMATE, MI HIJO.

ESPERAME AQUI.

SI.

YES. UH-HUH.
I UNDERSTAND THAT,

BUT YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO BRING HIM IN.

NO--MA'AM,
I'M NOT A DOCTOR.

THERE'S NO WAY.

HEY.

I DON'T DO DIAGNOSIS.
UH-HUH.

LOOK, I'M SORRY.
WE'LL HAVE--

MIRA.

UH, COULD YOU HOLD
A MOMENT, PLEASE?

ARE WE GOING TO SEE
THE DOCTOR BEFORE NEXT WEEK?

OK. HOLD ON. SEGURO?

NO.

MEDI

NO, TAMPOCO.

WELL, HOW ARE YOU
GONNA PAY FOR THIS?

LOOK, IF WE
COULD PAY FOR IT,

WE WOULD GO TO
A REGULAR HOSPITAL.

I JUST DON'T WANT
MY GRANDMOTHER

TO CATCH PNEUMONIA
WAITING AROUND.

OK. TAKE A SEAT.
WE'LL CALL YOUR NUMBER.

OK, MA'AM, IS SAID
YOU'LL HAVE TO BRING HIM IN.

THERE'S NO WAY
WE CAN GET AROUND THAT.

I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT
YOU'LL HAVE TO BRING HIM IN.

MM-MMM.

TRY THE SHORTCUT.

THIS IS EASY.
BABY STUFF FOR BOY SCOUTS.

MY MIND DON'T
WORK THIS WAY.

TIC-TAC-TOE.

A PIECE OF CAKE UPSIDE-DOWN.
WATCH FOR THE GREEN LIGHT.

I'VE BEEN WITH
YOU GUYS 2 YEARS!

EVERYBODY KNOWS
I'M THE DUMBEST!

I CAN'T HANDLE CALCULUS!

THESE GUYS
HAVE A BETTER CHANCE

OF MAKING THE A.P. TEST
WITHOUT ME.

DON'T LAUGH.

HOW COULD WE LAUGH?
YOU'RE BREAKING OUR HEARTS.

DON'T DO THIS, KEMO.

HOW NOBLE--
TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF

FOR THE BENEFIT
OF THE TEAM.

DO YOU HAVE THE GANAS?
DO YOU HAVE THE DESIRE?

YES, I HAVE THE GANAS!

DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO IT FOR YOU?

YES!

YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO SAY NO!

I'M GOING TO
HAVE TO GET TOUGH.

WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO WORK

RIGHT THROUGH
CHRISTMAS BREAK. OK?

THE COUNSELOR WAS JUST
HERE LOOKING FOR YOU.

SOMETHING ABOUT SOME
COSMETOLOGY CLASSES.

HE SAYS THERE'S
3 DIFFERENT LEVELS--

ONE FOR BOYS,
ONE FOR GIRLS,

AND ONE FOR--
I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND.

WHY DON'T YOU
GO FIND OUT?

PLEASE, LISTEN, MAN.
IT'S COOL.

MY GRANDMOTHER...

CLOCK OUT.

GAME'S OVER. YOU LOSE.

YOU NEVER LISTEN
TO NOBODY, MAN.

TE CREES
EL MAS CHINGON.

ADIOS.

WHY DON'T YOU, UH,

SEND ME SOME POST CARDS,

OR CALL ME
ON THE TELEPHONE.

LET ME KNOW HOW
YOU'RE DOING. WE LOVE YOU.

KEMO SABE THIS,
CABRON, HUH?

I THINK THAT GUY'S GOT
A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN YOU.

TIC...

TAC...

TOE...SIMPLE.

SHE'S A LITTLE SLOPPY
WITH HER HOMEWORK.

DAD, GET OFF THE PHONE
SO WE CAN EAT.

NO, SHE'S
A TOP STUDENT.

YEAH.

YOUR FATHER WORKS
60 HOURS A WEEK,

THEN HE VOLUNTEERS TO TEACH
NIGHT SCHOOL FOR FREE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU, TOO. THANK YOU.

NOW HE'S VISITING
JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOLS

IN HIS SPARE TIME.

CORN AND POTATOES?

WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE LOMO MONTADO,

PIQUE A LO MACHO?

JAIME, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO TEACH THIS HOLIDAY.

NO.

NO TEACHING...

PAPA...

THERE'S A PROBLEM
IN MY BOOK

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

HIS OWN SON HAS
PROBLEMS WITH MATH.

GIVE ME THAT BOOK,
FERNANDO.

I DON'T WANT ANY BOOKS
AT THE TABLE.

GO WASH YOUR HANDS.

I'LL GET IT.

YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

OH, SEÑORA, COMO ESTA?

MUY BIEN.

SEÑOR ESCALANTE,

ANGELITO TIENE
QUE REGRESAR A LA ESCUELA.

EL NO PUEDE
PERDER SU LONCHE.

NO SE PREOCUPE,
SEÑORA.

PASELE, POR FAVOR.

MUCHO GUSTO.

MI ESPOSA.

I'VE SEEN YOU DO A LOT
OF UNDERHANDED TRICKS,

BUT BRINGING YOUR
ABUELITA TO MY HOUSE

AT CHRISTMASTIME?
COME ON.

I NEED CALCULUS

TO TAKE ME
TO A GOOD CAREER.

SOMETHING
SMELLS GOOD.

iCARAY!

* ON THE FIRST DAY
OF CHRISTMAS *

* A CHOLO CAME TO ME... *

THIS IS WHAT'S GIVEN.

WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE AREA
IN THE FIRST QUADRANT

BOUNDED BY THE CURVE.

WHAT ARE THE LIMITS?
ANYBODY.

0 TO pi OVER 2.

WRONG. LUPE.

0 TO pi OVER 2?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

THIS IS REVIEW.

KEMO, I CHECKED
MY WORK TWICE.

I'M GIVING YOU THE GRAPH.
CHECK IT AGAIN.

I GOT THE SAME ANSWER
AS THE GORDITA.

DON'T CALL ME
GORDITA, PENDEJO.

IT'S 0 TO pi OVER 2, SIR.

YEAH. I GOT
THE SAME THING.

YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.
NO WAY!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

THIS IS REVIEW!

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE
A BLIND MAN IN A DARK ROOM

LOOKING FOR A BLACK CAT
THAT ISN'T THERE!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

YOU'RE GIVING ME
A SHOT FROM THE BACK!

NO WAY. NO WAY!

KEMO FINALLY BLEW
A HEAD GASKET.

IT'S A PEN.

Class: IT'S A PEN.

IT'S A PENCIL.

Class: IT'S A PENCIL.

IT'S A CHAIR.

Class: IT'S A CHAIR.

IT'S A LIGHT.

Class: IT'S A LIGHT.

IT'S A WINDOW.

Class: IT'S A WINDOW.

IT'S IN THE ROOM,
ON THE TABLE.

IT'S 10:00.

Class: IT'S IN THE ROOM,
ON THE TABLE.

IT'S 10:00.

UN MOMENTO, POR FAVOR.

Class: ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.

PAGE 456, PLEASE.

COME ON,
YOU GUYS. 456.

WILL YOU SHUT UP
AND SIT DOWN, MAN?

WE TOLD HIM
TO TAKE IT EASY.

IT'S OUR FAULT.
WE JUST SIT BACK

AND WATCH
HIM BURN IN.

IT'S BURN OUT.

THE MAN BROUGHT IT
ON HIMSELF.

HE WAS ASKING
FOR TROUBLE.

HOW CAN YOU
SAY THAT?

YOU'RE A WANNABE
CHOLO ASSHOLE, MAN.

OH, THAT'S DISGUSTING.

YOU WANT ME?

I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

ALL RIGHT,
BREAK IT UP!

PANCHO!

JUST BREAK IT UP.

NOW, JUST SETTLE DOWN.

LATER.

SETTLE DOWN, ANGEL.

NOW, MR. ESCALANTE IS OK.

HE SUFFERED
A MILD HEART ATTACK,

AND HE'LL BE UNDER OBSERVATION
FOR THE TIME BEING.

MR. SCHLOSS
IS YOUR SUBSTITUTE.

NOW, OUT OF RESPECT
TO MR. ESCALANTE,

PLEASE GIVE HIM
YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.

I DON'T WANT ANY MORE
TROUBLE FROM THIS ROOM.

ALL RIGHT, PANCHO,
YOU COME WITH ME.

ANGEL, LET'S GO.

TITO, TAKE YOUR SEAT.

MR. MOLINA
HAS INFORMED ME

THAT YOU HAVE YOUR A.P.
CALCULUS EXAM IN 2 WEEKS.

I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU.

I'VE NEVER TAUGHT
CALCULUS BEFORE.

I'M REALLY A MUSIC TEACHER.

YOU MAD AT ME,
MOMMY?

IF I THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP,
I WOULD BE ANGRY.

DAD...

THE DOCTOR SAYS
NO STRESS.

NO JOB-RELATED ACTIVITY
FOR AT LEAST A MONTH.

I WANT
ANOTHER DOCTOR.

JAIME, I HAVE TO GO.

I LEFT FERNANDO
WITH A NEIGHBOR.

I'LL STAY WITH DAD, MOM.

NO. YOU GO
WITH YOUR MOTHER.

DON'T FORGET TO TAKE
OUT THE TRASH, OK?

OK, DAD.

COME ON, MOM.

WHAT TIME DO YOU
GET OUT OF WORK?

HI!

HEY!
MR. ESCALANTE!

I'M STILL ALIVE.

I'M A HARD-DYING
TYPE OF GUY.

SHOULDN'T YOU BE
IN THE HOSPITAL?

I SHOULD BE HERE
WITH YOU.

YAAH!

BULLDOGS!

DOG, DOG, DOG, DOG.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR BABY-SITTING.

HAVE A GOOD DAY.

HOW ARE YOU?

HEY, YOU SHOULD BE
TAKING IT EASY, MAN.

NO, I SHOULD BE HERE
WITH YOU GUYS.

I MEAN, YOU ALREADY FORGOT
TO STAND UP. EVERYBODY!

NO, AGAINST THE WALL
LIKE A SNAKE. HURRY!

WE'VE BEEN PRACTICING
FOR THIS ALL YEAR.

YOU'RE THE BEST!

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!

THIS IS GONNA BE
A PIECE OF CAKE!

UPSIDE-DOWN!

AND...

STEP BY STEP!

ALL RIGHT!
YOU GOT IT NOW.

OPEN YOUR EYES.

Y = LN...

QUANTITY X - 1.
WHAT'S THE DOMAIN?

X IS GREATER
THAN -1.

NO! TO THE END
OF THE LINE.

I'VE BEEN GONE 2 DAYS,
AND YOU FORGET ALREADY.

WHAT'S THE DOMAIN?

ALL REAL NUMBERS GREATER THAN 1.
X IS GREATER THAN 1.

I TOLD YOU
YOU COULD DO IT.

OK!

BE SURE EACH MARK IS BLACK

AND COMPLETELY FILLS
THE ANSWER SPACE.

IF YOU MAKE AN ERROR,

YOU MAY SAVE TIME
BY CROSSING IT OUT,

RATHER THAN
TRYING TO ERASE IT.

IT IS NOT EXPECTED THAT
EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO ANSWER

ALL THE MULTIPLE-CHOICE
QUESTIONS.

WHEN YOU'RE TOLD TO BEGIN,
OPEN YOUR BOOKLET,

CAREFULLY TEAR OUT
THE GREEN INSERT,

AND START WORK.

YOU MAY BEGIN NOW.

LET'S GO!

COME ON! GET IN!

GET IN!

OH, NO,
IT'S TOO COLD!

ANITA!
COME ON, ANITA!

ANGEL!

I LIKE TO KEEP MY PANTS
DRY, YOU KNOW, MAN?

ANGEL!
COME ON IN!

COME ON!

THE WATER'S GREAT!

COME ON!

OK, FINE!

FINE!

THIS IS SO STUPID, MAN.

I'M COMING!

ANGEL!

COME ON!

COME ON!

ORALE, GRANDPA.

WE, BEING TEACHERS,

KNOW THE ADVANCED PLACEMENT
TESTS ARE VERY DIFFICULT,

ESPECIALLY IN MATHEMATICS.

LESS THAN 2% OF ALL
HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS NATIONWIDE

EVEN ATTEMPT THE ADVANCED
PLACEMENT CALCULUS TEST.

YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING.

I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE

THAT NO OTHER HIGH SCHOOL
IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

HAS MORE STUDENTS PASSING
THAN GARFIELD HIGH SCHOOL.

NO. HE JUST
WALKS LIKE THAT.

18 STUDENTS
TOOK THE TEST.

18 PASSED.

MANY--

WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
TO MAKE.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

OK.

WE, THE A.P. CALCULUS CLASS,

WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT
THIS PLAQUE TO OUR TEACHER...

JAIME A. ESCALANTE.

COME ON UP.

AAH!

AAH!
AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

YES?

THIS IS GUADALUPE ESCOBAR.

WHAT IS THIS,
SOME KIND OF JOKE?

WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHO IS THIS?

FOR REALS?

WHAT?

YOU'RE CRAZY, MAN.

"IT'S STANDARD PROCEDURE
TO GRADE THE TEST

"WITH THE IDENTITY
OF THE STUDENTS CONCEALED.

"ONLY AFTER THE
IRREGULARITIES WERE FOUND

"WAS IT DETERMINED
THE STUDENTS IN QUESTION

WERE ALL FROM GARFIELD
HIGH SCHOOL."

YOU ALL RECEIVED
THE SAME LETTER?

YEAH.
YEAH.

"BASED UPON THE UNUSUAL
AGREEMENT OF INCORRECT ANSWERS,

"E.T.S. HAS NO ALTERNATIVE
BUT TO QUESTION THE SCORES

OF ALL STUDENTS WITH
SUCH UNUSUAL AGREEMENT."

ENGLISH. WHAT DOES IT
MEAN IN ENGLISH?

THEY'RE SAYING THAT
WE COPIED FROM EACH OTHER

BECAUSE WE ALL HAD
THE SAME WRONG ANSWERS.

WE'RE TOO STUPID TO KNOW
HOW TO CHEAT CORRECTLY.

WHY DON'T WE
JUST SUE THEM?

"THE BOARD DOUBTS THAT
THE GRADES ARE VALID FOR YOU

BECAUSE OF THESE
UNUSUAL CIRCUMSTANCES."

THESE PEOPLE ARE HUMAN.

THEY CAN
MAKE MISTAKES, TOO.

Ana: KEMO, THESE PEOPLE
ARE CALLING US CHEATERS.

ALL RIGHT,

THIS IS WHERE WE KEEP
ALL CONFIDENTIAL MATERIAL,

S.A.T. AND A.P.
TESTS INCLUDED.

I ASSURE YOU,
ONLY MY SECRETARY AND I

KNOW THE COMBINATION.

MR. MOLINA,
THIS CONTROVERSY

IS OFFICIALLY BETWEEN

THE EDUCATIONAL
TESTING SERVICE

AND THE STUDENTS.

IT DOES NOT REFLECT
UPON YOUR SCHOOL

OR ITS ADMINISTRATION.

I UNDERSTAND.

WE WOULD LIKE
TO RESOLVE THIS

WITH AS LITTLE
PUBLICITY AS POSSIBLE.

I'D APPRECIATE THAT.

ALL RIGHT?

YEP.

DO YOU THINK THEY GOT
THE TEST AHEAD OF TIME?

WELL, CLAUDIA WAS HAVING
EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS.

PANCHO WAS WAY BEHIND.

DO YOU REALLY THINK
ANYONE CHEATED?

NO, BUT MY FATHER DOES.

DAMN SHIT!

LOOK AT THIS SHIT!

IF I'D HAVE TAKEN
THAT JOB WITH MY UNCLE--

LOOK AT THIS, MAN--

I COULD HAVE HAD
A BRAND-NEW CAR BY NOW!

OK, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU CAN FIX IT.

COME ON, OK? YOU CAN
FIX IT. JUST RELAX.

HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW

YOU TWO WERE,
LIKE, A THING NOW.

JUST SOMETHING
FOR THE SUMMER.

COME ON, LUPE.

YOU'RE SUCH
AN ASSHOLE, PANCHO.

LUPE, WAIT.

SHIT!

LOTS OF STARS UP THERE,
HOMEY. NOT TOO POLLUTED.

STARS AREN'T
REALLY THERE, ESE.

NO, WHAT
YOU'RE LOOKING AT

IS WHERE THEY
USED TO BE, MAN.

IT TAKES THE LIGHT

A THOUSAND YEARS
TO REACH THE EARTH.

FOR ALL WE KNOW,

THEY BURNED OUT
LONG AGO, MAN.

GOD PULLED
THE PLUG ON US.

HE DIDN'T
TELL NOBODY.

THOSE STARS
ARE OUT THERE, HOMEBOY.

I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU SAY.

HEY, HOMEBOY.

iALLI TE LLEVO,
MI HIJA!

COME ON, THROW ME
A KISS, BABY!

HEY!

HEY, TIRAME UN BESO.

THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW.

WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOU CAN'T AFFORD A KNIFE?

USE A PENCIL,
GO TO JAIL.

CAN I HAVE
THIS BACK NOW?

YOU GOT A TOUGH MOUTH.
YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF.

MUCHO GUSTO, OFFICER.

LET'S GO, JACK.

THAT WAS
REAL SMART, ESE.

GET AWAY FROM MY RIDE!

GET UP.

COME ON, GET UP!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

COME BACK.

ANGEL!

WELL...

DOES ANYONE HAVE
ANYTHING TO SAY?

ANA...

I'VE KNOWN
YOUR FAMILY FOR YEARS.

TELL US THE TRUTH.

NOTHING HAPPENED.

NOW, DON'T LIE TO ME.

NOTHING HAPPENED!

WHY DON'T YOU JUST
LEAVE HER ALONE?

SHE DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG.

THEN TELL US WHO DID.

WE'RE NOT COPS.

WE'RE NOT HERE TO
PUT ANYBODY BEHIND BARS.

IF YOU CHEATED,

LET US KNOW
SO YOU CAN GO HOME

AND ENJOY
THE REST OF YOUR SUMMER.

PERMISO.

I COME FROM
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.

YO VENGO
DE ESTE BARRIO.

AND I KNOW THAT
SOMETIMES WE'RE TEMPTED

TO TAKE SHORTCUTS.

JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH
WHAT HAPPENED.

DIME LA VERDAD.

OK.

WE'RE BUSTED.
WHY DON'T WE JUST ADMIT IT?

HOW'D YOU DO IT?

I GOT THE TEST
AHEAD OF TIME.

I PASSED IT OUT
TO EVERYONE.

HOW DID YOU
GET THE TEST?

MAILMAN.

I STRANGLED HIM.

HIS BODY'S DECOMPOSING
IN MY LOCKER.

HA HA HA HA HA!

THERE'S NO SENSE
IN CONTINUING

IF THEY
WON'T COOPERATE.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THIS
GOT IN MY BOX?

A LETTER
OF RESIGNATION.

ANONYMOUS.

MY GUESS IS IT COULD HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO

WITH THE MESS
THIS SCHOOL IS IN.

DO YOU THINK
THE STUDENTS CHEATED?

MR. ESCALANTE,
YOU PUT THESE KIDS

UNDER AN AWFUL LOT
OF PRESSURE.

THEY WOULD HAVE GONE TO
ANY LENGTHS TO PLEASE YOU.

YOU DIDN'T ANSWER
MY QUESTION.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL...

EVERY NIGHT
WHEN I GO TO BED,

I WATCH
THE TELEVISION NEWS.

I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE
GO ON TRIAL.

THEY DENY EVERYTHING,

OR THEIR LAWYERS SAY
THEY WERE INSANE

AT THE TIME THEY DID IT.

A LOT OF THEM GET OFF.

BUT I BELIEVE
THAT MOST PEOPLE

WHO GET CAUGHT TODAY
ARE GUILTY.

DON'T YOU?

YEP.

I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.

YOU BETCHA.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY CAR?

NO.

DO YOU NEED
A RIDE HOME?

NO, THANK YOU.

KEMO, LET ME
TAKE YOU HOME!

JAIME?

JAIME...

YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT?

I MAY HAVE
MADE A MISTAKE

TRYING TO TEACH THEM
CALCULUS.

REGARDLESS OF WHETHER

THEY PASSED THAT TEST
OR NOT, JAIME...

THEY LEARNED.

YEAH, THEY LEARNED

IF YOU TRY REAL HARD,
NOTHING CHANGES.

QUIT.

IF THAT'S ALL YOU
HAVE LEFT TO TEACH...

QUIT.

YOU KNOW WHAT KILLS ME?

IS THAT THEY LOST
THE CONFIDENCE IN THE SYSTEM

THAT THEY'RE NOW FINALLY
QUALIFIED TO BE A PART OF.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M
LOSING SLEEP OVER THIS.

I DON'T NEED IT.

I COULD MAKE TWICE
THE MONEY IN LESS HOURS

AND HAVE PEOPLE
TREAT ME WITH RESPECT.

RESPECT?

JAIME,
THOSE KIDS LOVE YOU.

HEY, KEMO!

CHECK OUT YOUR RIDE, MAN.
WE FIXED IT UP FOR YOU.

GOING DOWNTOWN, MAN,

TO TAKE ACTION
ON THOSE E.T.S. BOYS.

HEY, DAD, CHECK OUT
YOUR NEW CAR.

Angel: WE GOT TO TALK
ABOUT THE PAYMENTS.

GOLLY!

GENTLEMEN?

MY NAME IS
JAIME ESCALANTE.

I'M THE A.P.
CALCULUS TEACHER

FROM GARFIELD
HIGH SCHOOL.

YES. YES.

I'M DR. PEARSON.

HELLO, DOCTOR.

THIS IS DR. RAMIREZ.

QUE TAL?
UN PLACER.

ES UN GUSTO,
SEÑOR.

I FEEL I HAVE
THE RIGHT TO KNOW

WHY YOU THINK
MY STUDENTS CHEATED.

MR. ESCALANTE,

I'M SORRY YOU DROVE
ALL THE WAY OUT HERE,

BUT WE'RE NOT AT LIBERTY
TO DISCUSS

THE CONTROVERSY WITH YOU.

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SEE
THE TEST, THAT'S ALL.

MR. ESCALANTE,

I UNDERSTAND WHAT
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH HERE.

BUT I REPEAT,

THE PROBLEM IS BETWEEN
THE E.T.S. AND THE STUDENTS.

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SEE

WHAT KIND OF MISTAKES
WERE MADE.

ONCE AGAIN,
I'M THEIR TEACHER.

I KNOW MY KIDS.

MR. ESCALANTE,
HAVE A SEAT.

NO. NO, THANK YOU.

THERE WERE
SOME UNORTHODOX,

EVEN ILLOGICAL
COMPUTATIONS

FOR STUDENTS
OF THIS CALIBER.

MISTAKES IN SIMPLE MATH.

MAYBE THEY ALL MADE
THE SAME MISTAKES

BECAUSE THEY HAD
THE SAME TEACHER

TEACHING THEM
THE SAME PROGRAM.

I TAUGHT THEM
STEP BY STEP,

ALL THE SAME WAY.

LOOK. YOUR STUDENTS AVERAGED
FEWER THAN 4 WRONG

ON THE MULTIPLE CHOICE,

WHERE OTHER SCHOOLS
AVERAGE, WHAT?

14 TO 18
INCORRECT ANSWERS?

AND MOST OF YOUR KIDS
FINISHED THE TEST

WITH TIME TO SPARE.

THEY SHOULD BE REWARDED,
NOT PUNISHED.

MR. ESCALANTE,
THE EDUCATIONAL TESTING SERVICE

DOES NOT ACT CAPRICIOUSLY.

EVERY MAJOR UNIVERSITY
IN THE UNITED STATES

SUBSCRIBES TO OUR SERVICE.

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SEE
THE PROOF OF WRONGDOING.

I WOULD LIKE
TO SEE THE TESTS.

LET ME REITERATE.

THERE HAS BEEN NO PROOF
OF WRONGDOING HERE,

ONLY A SUSPICION
OF CHEATING.

IN THIS COUNTRY,

ONE IS INNOCENT
UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY,

NOT THE OTHER
WAY AROUND.

IF YOU'RE SO CONFIDENT

OF YOUR STUDENTS'
ABILITIES,

WHY NOT ENCOURAGE THEM
TO RETEST?

WHY SHOULD I?

IF THEY DON'T, EVERYONE
WILL ASSUME THEY CHEATED.

EVERYONE WILL ASSUME
THEY CHEATED IF THEY DO.

I WANT TO SEE
THE TESTS, PLEASE.

WE'RE GOING AROUND
IN CIRCLES HERE.

MR. ESCALANTE,
WE'RE PSYCHOMETRICIANS,

THOROUGH TO THE POINT
OF BORING.

WE'RE NOT OUT
TO GET ANYBODY HERE.

NOT SO FAST. IF THIS WAS
A SIMPLE SITUATION

OF 2 STUDENTS CHEATING,
THAT'S ONE THING.

BUT BY MAKING
A BLANKET ACCUSATION,

YOU'RE SAYING THAT
THERE WAS A CONSPIRACY.

EVERY CONSPIRACY
HAS A LEADER.

WHO BETTER QUALIFIED
TO BE THE LEADER

THAN THE TEACHER?

MR. ESCALANTE, NOBODY'S
ACCUSING YOU OF ANYTHING.

NOT ONLY ME.

THE SCHOOL, THE PARENTS,
THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY.

SCORES THIS HIGH,
I GUARANTEE YOU,

WOULD BE QUESTIONED
REGARDLESS OF THE SCHOOL.

YES, BUT IF THIS WAS
BEVERLY HILLS HIGH SCHOOL,

THEY WOULDN'T HAVE SENT
YOU TWO TO INVESTIGATE.

MR. ESCALANTE, I HOPE
YOU'RE NOT INSINUATING

THAT WE HAVEN'T EARNED
OUR POSITION HERE,

'CAUSE NO ONE'S
GIVEN ME A DAMN THING.

I SUGGEST YOU'RE
LETTING YOUR EMOTIONS

GET THE BEST OF YOU.

IF NO ONE HAS GIVEN YOU
A DAMN THING,

YOU SHOULD NOT BE TAKING
AWAY FROM MY KIDS!

THE IDENTITY OF
THE STUDENTS WERE CONCEALED

UNTIL IT
WAS DETERMINED

THAT IRREGULARITIES
EXISTED.

THOSE SCORES WOULD HAVE
NEVER BEEN QUESTIONED

IF MY KIDS DID NOT
HAVE SPANISH SURNAMES

AND COME
FROM BARRIO SCHOOLS!

YOU KNOW THAT!

ALL RIGHT. WE'VE BEEN PATIENTLY
EXPLAINING OUR POSITION

AND LISTENING
TO YOUR COMPLAINTS.

BUT NOW
OUR CONVERSATION IS OVER.

THERE'S SOMETHING
GOING ON HERE

THAT NOBODY'S
TALKING ABOUT,

AND YOU KNOW
WHAT IT IS!

NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT
TO ACCUSE ME OF RACISM.

NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT
TO ACCUSE ME OF RACISM!

I KNOW WELL HOW TO SPELL
DISCRIMINATION!

I THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER
A LONG TIME AGO.

ARE YOU DOING THIS
TO MY KIDS?

THERE ARE 2 KINDS
OF RACISM, MR. ESCALANTE--

SINGLING OUT A GROUP

BECAUSE THEY'RE
MEMBERS OF A MINORITY

AND NOT
SINGLING OUT A GROUP

BECAUSE THEY'RE
MEMBERS OF A MINORITY.

MY KIDS COULD TEACH
YOU A THING OR TWO.

I'M CALLING SECURITY

IF YOU CAN'T
CONTROL YOURSELF.

GO FOR IT.

YOU DIDN'T
SHOW ME THE TEST.

YOU DIDN'T
PROVE ANYTHING.

MY KIDS DIDN'T
DO ANYTHING.

I'M GONNA PROVE
YOU GUYS WRONG.

I HOPE YOU DO,

BECAUSE THIS IS NOT
BETWEEN YOU AND ME.

MAYBE NOT,

BUT IF I CATCH
YOU ON THE STREET,

I'LL KICK THE SHIT
OUT OF YOU.

YEAH, THIS IS
GUADALUPE ESCOBAR.

I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE
THE TEST AGAIN.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

KEMO, WE ONLY HAVE
ONE DAY TO STUDY.

OK. 8 A.M.
ON TUESDAY. THANK YOU.

WHY DIDN'T YOU
LET ME TALK TO THEM?

CALL COLLECT. STICK
THEM WITH A BIG BILL.

I THOUGHT I'D SEEN THIS PLACE
FOR THE LAST TIME.

WE'LL HAVE TO REVIEW

THE ENTIRE COURSE
IN ONE SHOT.

YOU MEAN
IN ONE DAY?

CAN'T DO IT IN LESS.

MAYBE THEY'LL GIVE US
THE SAME TEST.

MM-MMM.
IT'LL BE HARDER.

DON'T COUNT ON THAT.

JUST GO, STEP BY STEP,
AND PLAY DEFENSE.

DON'T BRING ANYTHING.

NO PENCILS,
NO ERASERS, NOTHING.

DON'T WEAR CLOTHES
WITH TOO MANY POCKETS.

DON'T LET
YOUR EYES WANDER.

NO SPACING OUT.

DON'T GIVE THEM
ANY OPPORTUNITY

TO CALL YOU CHEATERS.

YOU ARE
THE TRUE DREAMERS,

AND DREAMS ACCOMPLISH
WONDERFUL THINGS.

YOU'RE THE BEST.

TOMORROW YOU'LL PROVE
THAT YOU'RE THE CHAMPS.

START WITH CHAPTER ONE.

KEMO, WHAT YOU
MAKING OVER THERE?

YOU LIKE BRAINS?

GOOD. I WAS AFRAID

YOU GUYS WOULDN'T
APPRECIATE IT.

THIS FOOD LASTS
FOR 24 HOURS.

YOU'RE AFRAID WE'LL SCREW UP

TOMORROW'S JUST
ANOTHER DAY, HONEY.

I'M AFRAID YOU'LL SCREW UP
THE REST OF YOUR LIVES.

I'M FRIED.

I DON'T CARE
IF I DON'T PASS.

SIT DOWN. WE GOT
WORK TO DO.

I'M GOING HOME.

SIT DOWN.

I'M TIRED AND
I'M GOING HOME.

OK?

YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

I'M GOING HOME.
THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.

THIS STUFF'S ALMOST READY.
WHO'D LIKE SOME?

KEMO,
LET'S ORDER OUT, MAN.

I WAS JUST KIDDING.

HEY, I HAD TO SEE YOU.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME
TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

AT YOUR CONVENIENCE.

I'M AN ASSHOLE.

SORRY.

I'M SURE
YOU'RE ALL FAMILIAR

WITH THE PROCEDURE.

YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES

TO COMPLETE
THE MULTIPLE-CHOICE SECTION.

DO NOT FILL IN ANSWERS
BY GUESSING.

WRONG ANSWERS WILL BE
COUNTED AGAINST YOU.

YOU MAY BEGIN PART ONE...

NOW.

OK. PENCILS DOWN.

YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES

TO COMPLETE
THE FREE RESPONSE SECTION.

DON'T SPEND
TOO MUCH TIME

ON ANY PARTICULAR ANSWER.

CREDIT WILL BE ISSUED
FOR PARTIAL SOLUTIONS.

OPEN THE BOOKLET.

BEGIN PART 2.
GOOD LUCK.

FINISHED?

NO, I'M SORRY. I CANNOT
FINISH THE TEST.

WHAT'S WRONG?

I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
AT USC.

IT'S RELATED
TO MY SCHOLARSHIP.

CAN'T THAT WAIT?

NO, IT CAN'T.

OK. DID YOU FILL OUT
YOUR I.D. CARD?

YES. THANK YOU.

OK...

PENCILS DOWN.

MR. ESCALANTE?

MR. ESCALANTE.

DID YOU HEAR
THE NEWS?

WE GOT
THE COMPUTERS.

YEP. THAT'LL DO IT.

JAIME, THEY WANT TO GO
OVER THE TEST AGAIN,

MAKE SURE THERE'S
NO MISUNDERSTANDINGS.

ESTELLE, I'M ON MY WAY
TO THE FACULTY MEETING.

THANK YOU.

MISUNDERSTANDING
AGAIN?

CAN YOU CALL
DR. RAMIREZ?

HE'LL HELP US.

HE'S GOING TO TELL ME
THE SAME THING, JAIME.

ALL RIGHT.
I'LL CALL HIM.

iCARAY!

YES, THIS IS MR. MOLINA
CALLING AGAIN.

I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO DR.--

YES, I DID.

OH, YOU DO?

YES. YES, I'D
LIKE THAT VERY MUCH.

UH...UH...
ONE MOMENT.

YES, UH, YES.
I'M AWARE OF THE SCORING.

3 IS A PASSING GRADE.

5 IS A PERFECT GRADE.

YES. I'M READY.
GO AHEAD.

DIAZ, MARIA. 4.

SIFUENTES, MARK. 5.

NADAR, JOSE. 4.

I WANT THE ORIGINAL
SCORES REINSTATED.

SANTOS, DANIEL. 4.

ESCOBAR, GUADALUPE. 5.

CAMEJO, CLAUDIA. 4.

ANA DELGADO. 4.

GARCIA, FRANCISCO. 3.

FUENTES, RAFAELA. 4.

JAVIER PERALES. 5.

GUITARO, ARMANDO. 4.

ANGEL GUZMAN...

5.

ESTELLE, TELL THEM
TO HOLD THE MEETING.

WE'RE COMING WITH GREAT NEWS.

PERNAJAS, JULIANA. 5.

HERNANDEZ, ALEJANDRO. 4.

CASTRO, MONICA. 4.

* SOME PEOPLE HATE
AND EXPECT PERFECTION *

* SOME PEOPLE LIE
AND DEMAND THE TRUTH *

* GOTTA ASK MYSELF
IF IT'S ALL DECEPTION *

* IS THIS A NATURAL THING *

* THAT WE ALL JUST DO? *

* WE TAKE
SUCH PLEASURE FROM PAIN *

* I'M JUST TIRED
OF PLAYING THAT GAME *

* SOME THINGS
YOU'VE GOT TO CHANGE *

* YOU'VE GOT TO STAND
AND DELIVER *

* WITH YOUR BODY AND SOUL *

* STAND AND DELIVER *

* JUST GIVE ME
SOMETHING TO HOLD *

* STAND AND DELIVER *

* IF THE TRUTH
CAN BE TOLD *

* WE CAN MAKE IT TOGETHER *

* IF YOU STAND *

* STAND AND DELIVER *

* SOMETIMES MY MIND
DRIVES ME TO DISTRACTION *

* I WANNA SHUT
ALL THE WINDOWS *

* AND LOCK THE DOORS *

* EVERY TIME I GET
A LITTLE BIT OF SATISFACTION *

* I SEE OUR WORLD COME
TUMBLIN' TO THE FLOOR *

* I KNOW IN THIS LIFE *

* YOU GOTTA STAND UP
FOR WHAT FEELS RIGHT *

* EACH DAY AND EVERY NIGHT *

* YOU'VE GOT TO STAND
AND DELIVER *

* WITH YOUR BODY AND SOUL *

* STAND AND DELIVER *

* JUST GIVE ME
SOMETHING TO HOLD *

* STAND AND DELIVER *

* IF THE TRUTH
CAN BE TOLD *

* WE CAN MAKE IT TOGETHER *

* IF WE STAND
AND DELIVER *

* STAND AND DELIVER *

* I KNOW IN THIS LIFE *

* YOU GOTTA STAND UP
FOR WHAT FEELS RIGHT *

* EACH DAY AND EVERY NIGHT *

* YOU'VE GOT TO STAND
AND DELIVER *

* WITH YOUR BODY AND SOUL *

* STAND AND DELIVER *

* JUST GIVE ME
SOMETHING TO HOLD *

* STAND AND DELIVER *

* SO THE TRUTH CAN BE TOLD *

* WE CAN MAKE IT TOGETHER *

* IF WE STAND *

* IF WE STAND AND DELIVER *

* STAND AND DELIVER *

* IF THE TRUTH
CAN BE TOLD *

* WE CAN MAKE IT TOGETHER... *

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