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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Hey, your husband told me I could come by and work for a few hours.

Aren't you on spring break?

Well, spring break I am, but I guess this is my vacation.

Well, you look a little parched. Do you want to come in and have a drink?

If you don't mind, that would be great. Yeah, you know, just take a load off,

take a break, and I'll get you a bottle of water. Sure, thank you.

Thank you. It's super hot outside.

Yeah, it's warming up.

Oh, what have you been up to besides working on our yard?

You know, pretty much just school.

We're almost done. I have the one semester left.

And just trying to make a couple extra bucks.

Yeah, well, don't you have another job?

Well,

I mean, it's kind of hard to hold a job when you're studying and all that.

True. Well, I mean, you should be on...

spring break right now. I mean, drinking beer and getting laid.

Why aren't you doing that?

I mean, that sounds nice, but I mean, college just got so expensive recently

with all the books. It's like $200 a book and tuition, room

and board, food. I feel like I have to pay my own phone bill.

So, I mean, it's hard to make money these days. I know. It's unfortunate.

But, um,

I know a way that you could make some extra cash.

What's that?

Well, I'm juggling a bunch of stuff here at the house, and I figured I could

need an assistant.

Okay. I mean, yeah, that sounds great. I already have my associate's degree.

I'm good at taking notes.

I'm a good driver.

I could book appointments.

Well, not that kind of assistant.

Here's the deal.

My husband travels a lot, and I'm pretty sure he's fucking the secretary on the

side.

Seriously?

Pretty sure.

I've known him for years. I don't think he's that kind of guy.

Oh, I'm pretty sure he is.

So I figured, you know, he can have his fun, so why can't I have some fun?

You're talking about, like, that kind of assistance?

Yeah.

You know, I help you, you help me.

Yeah, that sounds really great.

Yeah. When can I start?

Well, how about today?

Your husband's not going to be home?

No. He's going to be gone for another week.

Are you sure?

Oh, yeah.

I think this is going to be my favorite job yet.

Fuck.

I've always wanted to see this.

Yeah, I'm doing a good job so far. Yeah.

I'm going to hire you full time.

My dream job right out of college.

Why don't we get a little bit more comfortable?

Oh, thank you.

Well, I gotta be a good assistant.

Can you help?

It's my first day on the job.

you're fucking hired.

Well, I did study a little bit at St. Carlos.

Always wonder what's underneath.

House fan.

I don't think so.

uh -huh

How lucky am I?

My assistant has the perfect cup.

I think I'm the lucky one.

Yeah, just...

Looking worried.

I heard you a long time ago.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

You want to take a shower and go for

round two?

That sounds like a great idea.

Let's do it.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.