1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,060 Naughty America. 2 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:05,560 Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better. 3 00:00:45,089 --> 00:00:46,450 Hey, what are you doing here? 4 00:00:47,850 --> 00:00:50,570 Hey, your husband told me I could come by and work for a few hours. 5 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,010 Aren't you on spring break? 6 00:00:52,790 --> 00:00:55,890 Well, spring break I am, but I guess this is my vacation. 7 00:00:56,510 --> 00:00:59,790 Well, you look a little parched. Do you want to come in and have a drink? 8 00:01:00,070 --> 00:01:03,050 If you don't mind, that would be great. Yeah, you know, just take a load off, 9 00:01:03,090 --> 00:01:05,830 take a break, and I'll get you a bottle of water. Sure, thank you. 10 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,360 Thank you. It's super hot outside. 11 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:19,700 Yeah, it's warming up. 12 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:23,520 Oh, what have you been up to besides working on our yard? 13 00:01:24,740 --> 00:01:26,360 You know, pretty much just school. 14 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:29,160 We're almost done. I have the one semester left. 15 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:33,200 And just trying to make a couple extra bucks. 16 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:37,620 Yeah, well, don't you have another job? 17 00:01:38,380 --> 00:01:39,380 Well, 18 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,500 I mean, it's kind of hard to hold a job when you're studying and all that. 19 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:46,100 True. Well, I mean, you should be on... 20 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:49,060 spring break right now. I mean, drinking beer and getting laid. 21 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,280 Why aren't you doing that? 22 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:55,720 I mean, that sounds nice, but I mean, college just got so expensive recently 23 00:01:55,720 --> 00:02:02,680 with all the books. It's like $200 a book and tuition, room 24 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:06,540 and board, food. I feel like I have to pay my own phone bill. 25 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:12,060 So, I mean, it's hard to make money these days. I know. It's unfortunate. 26 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,800 But, um, 27 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:19,500 I know a way that you could make some extra cash. 28 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:21,460 What's that? 29 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:26,720 Well, I'm juggling a bunch of stuff here at the house, and I figured I could 30 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:27,720 need an assistant. 31 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:32,420 Okay. I mean, yeah, that sounds great. I already have my associate's degree. 32 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:33,980 I'm good at taking notes. 33 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,280 I'm a good driver. 34 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,540 I could book appointments. 35 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:42,060 Well, not that kind of assistant. 36 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:45,660 Here's the deal. 37 00:02:46,730 --> 00:02:50,670 My husband travels a lot, and I'm pretty sure he's fucking the secretary on the 38 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:51,670 side. 39 00:02:52,930 --> 00:02:53,930 Seriously? 40 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:55,870 Pretty sure. 41 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:59,430 I've known him for years. I don't think he's that kind of guy. 42 00:02:59,690 --> 00:03:00,770 Oh, I'm pretty sure he is. 43 00:03:01,690 --> 00:03:07,090 So I figured, you know, he can have his fun, so why can't I have some fun? 44 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:10,890 You're talking about, like, that kind of assistance? 45 00:03:11,770 --> 00:03:12,770 Yeah. 46 00:03:13,730 --> 00:03:15,670 You know, I help you, you help me. 47 00:03:17,450 --> 00:03:19,670 Yeah, that sounds really great. 48 00:03:19,970 --> 00:03:20,970 Yeah. When can I start? 49 00:03:21,890 --> 00:03:24,350 Well, how about today? 50 00:03:26,350 --> 00:03:27,950 Your husband's not going to be home? 51 00:03:28,170 --> 00:03:30,170 No. He's going to be gone for another week. 52 00:03:32,650 --> 00:03:33,650 Are you sure? 53 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:34,750 Oh, yeah. 54 00:03:49,740 --> 00:03:51,380 I think this is going to be my favorite job yet. 55 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:11,280 Fuck. 56 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:13,640 I've always wanted to see this. 57 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,560 Yeah, I'm doing a good job so far. Yeah. 58 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:38,160 I'm going to hire you full time. 59 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:42,520 My dream job right out of college. 60 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:52,220 Why don't we get a little bit more comfortable? 61 00:04:56,820 --> 00:05:01,480 Oh, thank you. 62 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:03,840 Well, I gotta be a good assistant. 63 00:05:08,180 --> 00:05:09,180 Can you help? 64 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:11,620 It's my first day on the job. 65 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,210 you're fucking hired. 66 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,440 Well, I did study a little bit at St. Carlos. 67 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:21,880 Always wonder what's underneath. 68 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,120 House fan. 69 00:09:54,220 --> 00:09:55,220 I don't think so. 70 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:50,640 uh -huh 71 00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:38,870 How lucky am I? 72 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,030 My assistant has the perfect cup. 73 00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:43,730 I think I'm the lucky one. 74 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,760 Yeah, just... 75 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,080 Looking worried. 76 00:32:01,740 --> 00:32:02,840 I heard you a long time ago. 77 00:33:22,020 --> 00:33:25,000 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 78 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:06,860 You want to take a shower and go for 79 00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:07,699 round two? 80 00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:08,960 That sounds like a great idea. 81 00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:11,100 Let's do it. 82 00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:18,219 Naughty America. 83 00:34:19,179 --> 00:34:20,719 Nobody. Nobody. 84 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,560 Nobody. Does it better.