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Hey.

Hey.

What are you doing?

I'm just relaxing.

I'm kind of annoyed.

Oh.

A stepdaughter's not allowed to be annoyed.

I'm being serious.

Did somebody mean to you?

Well, not really. I was just at the beach, like, trying to have fun.

And Mom was kind of ruining the whole thing for me.

Yeah, well, that's, you know.

That's what happens when you hang out with your mom.

I guess so.

I just don't know what to do down there. Just cut her some slack. She's been

really stressed with work. She's just trying to kind of cut loose.

We got in kind of a fight this morning, so I just didn't want to steal.

I just figured I'd let her do her thing, you know?

You're in a fight?

Yeah, just like, I don't know, just about dumb stuff.

That's not good. I mean, we're on vacation. We should all be having fun.

That's what happens on vacation all the time.

It's stressful.

Yeah, but she doesn't have to be drunk the whole time. I mean, she was just

there drinking with all these people.

I mean, I had no one to hang out with. All the people down there were super

weird.

Everybody was super weird?

Yes, the boys were so ugly.

I just wanted to have fun and flirt and be like the stupid girl.

I'm sure there's some... I'm sure you could have went to another part of the

beach probably.

Wasn't anybody playing volleyball or something?

No,

this beach is so lame.

There's literally nothing around.

It's literally just the beach and a few random stores.

Yeah, this beach kind of sucks.

Yeah. Yes, it does.

But now I don't know what to do.

Do you have any suggestions?

Why don't you just go swimming?

Well, there's not like a pool around here. It's literally just the beach.

you swim at the beach with the sharks.

Why would I want to go swimming alone with the shark?

You could have convinced mom to go in with you.

Mom can't swim right now. She's hammered.

Really? Yes.

Wow, that kind of makes sense.

Yeah, she's getting more... Maybe I shouldn't say that.

But she's doing a lot more than I am, so... What do you mean?

What I just mean, like, she's hanging out with a bunch of people and all drunk

and stuff.

What kind of people?

Like, guys.

But just guys. And, like, a few girls.

Like, they're just drinking, you know?

Was she doing other stuff with those guys?

I don't know if I should say all that, but... You know.

Yeah.

I mean... You can tell me. I'm, like, not... I mean, I kind of know your mom's

probably been cheating on me for a little while now.

You knew?

Yeah, I mean, yeah, kind of.

Well, I didn't want to say anything before.

I just... What, did you see her do something with a guy?

Kind of, yeah. I just didn't want to say anything because I didn't want to,

like, hurt your feelings or anything.

No, it's all right.

No, I kind of, like, I've kind of, like, suspected for a while.

But, like, I don't know. I kind of was hoping maybe...

That wasn't true, but I kind of... I don't know. It sucks, but... I mean,

you're just okay with her cheating on you?

No, I'm not, like, okay with it. I just... I don't know. What am I supposed

do? Yell at her about it?

Well... I'm just... I don't know. I just figured maybe we're just going through

a rough patch the last couple years, and maybe things will get better.

Well, I mean, if she's cheating on you, don't you think you should just cheat on

her? It's the only way to make it fair.

That's not how it works.

I mean, why not?

That's kind of how it works. Someone does something, you do it back.

I'm... I'm too old for that nonsense.

No. Dude, you're attractive.

I'm sure you could get plenty of girls if you really wanted to.

Oh, well... Yeah, well, you're my daughter, and it's... You're just being

to me, but I don't think I could... I am not just being nice.

I mean, I get, like, horny, yeah, because your mom and I barely sleep

anymore, but... I mean, I've thought about it, but I just don't, like... I

think I'd be very successful with the ladies anymore.

Okay, first of all, I have eyes, so I can see you, which means I'm calling you

attractive, not just as your daughter.

You could get girls.

Why don't you try?

I mean, like, how am I supposed to do that?

Get on, like, Tinder or something?

Go out.

Go out with me to the beach.

Why don't you come?

Go out?

To the beach.

We could go have fun. We could go find you some girls.

Get laid or something. I don't know.

I don't want to be all weird.

You could help me get laid.

Yeah.

Probably.

I don't know if that's the best idea.

Why not?

Come on. Let's go.

Let's go down.

Please?

What are you doing?

Please? We should go.

Go out. We can go have fun.

We're on vacation.

Come on. You're a crazy person.

No, I'm being serious.

Mom can go do what she wants, but my vacation shouldn't be ruined and neither

should yours because of it. Come on.

Okay, okay.

Come on. All right, fine. Okay, we can go. Just get off of me. No, come on.

Okay, yeah. No, I'm going. I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

Yeah, I'm going. I'm going.

I'm going.

Dad, what was that?

What?

Is it a boner?

No, it's not a boner. What are you talking about?

You're lying.

Yes, you do.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do. You can't lie to me, Dad. You have a boner. I just felt it.

I don't.

Well, okay.

If it helps, it was kind of big.

I told you, you wouldn't have any problems getting girls.

I don't have a boner. What are you talking about?

Let me see.

No, you can't. Let me see it.

What are you doing? Stop it. Let me see it.

You have a big dick.

Oh, my God. You can get so many girls.

Okay.

I mean, it's not... Well... Why can't I help

you? What?

Like, that problem you're having.

How long has it been since you've had sex with Mom?

Like, I don't know, like three months.

Three months?

Yeah. That is so long.

Well, yeah, it's not ideal.

Well, why can't I help you out?

Because you're my daughter, you crazy person.

Okay, come on. First of all, stepdad. And second of all, we're on vacation.

You haven't had sex and there's no cute boys on the beach for me.

You like it? You think it's nice?

I think it's a really good dick.

It's bigger than anyone I've had before.

Really? Yeah.

I don't think I've had a dick this good.

So you don't say your dad though you shouldn't.

That's crazy.

I mean, come on.

Why not? We're on vacation.

Do you promise you won't tell anybody?

I won't tell anybody.

Please? Can we please?

Do it for me.

I just want to help you out.

So you didn't have any drinks with your mom, did you?

No.

I can't even drink.

Yeah, I don't know if she like snuck you some or something.

Uh -oh.

Please. Okay, okay, okay.

It was a big dick. Mom's missing out.

I'm sorry to hit you with my balls.

Anything for you?

Oh my god.

So you actually think I'm kind of hot?

What's up?

That's wild. I figured you only like guys like your own, you know?

No, I don't like guys my age. They suck and they're so ugly and small.

I like older guys.

And bigger guys.

This is like vacation, right?

I don't know.

This doesn't really count.

I won't tell anyone.

Nobody at school or anything, okay?

I promise.

I just don't want to get in trouble.

You won't get in trouble.

oh such

a paycheck

God, it's so big in my mouth.

So hard for me.

You want this hard dick in my little pussy?

Yeah.

You sure?

Yeah, we're on vacation. Why not?

Wait, sweetie, do you have any condoms?

No.

I should use a condom, right?

No, why would it matter?

You're my dad.

Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense.

It's so big

You want to get on top of me?

Yeah,

good girl.

Oh my god, fuck.

Holy shit.

No blood yet right?

So good.

Is your vacation a little better now? Yes.

Way better.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, what's your mom like?