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The cabin movie.

Okay.

All right, you can stop filming me now.

Okay? We have to get ready.

Food's done.

Games are ready.

Come on. Talk about us. What about us?

What's your name?

Come on.

Humor me.

Maria. And my name?

Your name's Ken.

And how long have we been together?

Seven years.

Or eight, depending on where you count from. Seven.

Okay. Seven years.

That's seven years. Okay, I got it.

I got it. Seven years.

Now, can you tell us the meaning of this trick?

Don't let it affect your weekend. Just relax and enjoy the ride. Out on first.

Stress, anxiety, and panic are part of your daily life. Yes,

you are.

What better time to come down to the Giggle Factory Dinner Theater for an

evening of light entertainment.

I've been sitting here for half an hour. Fucking asshole. Hi.

That fucking Gary comes at me at 4 .30, a whack of papers, a contract.

Right. Well, how could it ever be your fault, right?

What?

Nothing.

Let's just get up, okay?

Beautiful, pretty, natural wilderness.

Do you like mountain driving?

Yes, I do.

What about mountain fucking?

Do you like that?

Is that anything like city fucking?

It is, but the air is thinner. It does something to the blood.

Then I'm all over it.

Look at that.

Supernatural British Columbia.

Supernatural hot chick.

I just wrote a song, sort of an insane Backstreet Boys adolescent sexuality

thing. Can you film it?

No, I don't want to.

I know, I gotta get ready too. Can you film?

Oh yeah, oh yeah, pretty baby.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, pretty darling. Girl, I get so excited.

Girl, you know I can't hide it. It's easy for you.

Your organs are on the inside.

And I've got a bonely. A bonely? And he's feeling lonely.

He's searching for you.

And scrumptious piece of hair pie.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Come and get a piece. This is my bone. He's so alone

he's already grown.

Come and get a piece of my bone.

I'm not sure what happens after that.

Promise me you'll never sing that again.

What do you mean?

Yeah.

I'm a talented man.

And you were partially responsible for that because you are my muse.

Ew.

So we're going home first. I need to shower.

We can't.

Well, I need to change.

Yeah, well, you can change up there. We don't have time.

What was I supposed to tell her? Sorry, I can't. I'm going up to the woods with

my wife. If you're not going to relax, there's really no point in doing it.

Are you nervous?

Anticipatory anxiety.

We don't have to do it.

We can call it.

You don't want to.

What makes you think I don't want to do it?

Sounds like you don't.

Listen, I've told you.

I'm committed.

I just want to make sure.

I think you're nervous.

A bit.

I guess. I don't know.

I'm nervous. I'm excited.

Did you release yet?

What do you mean?

Have you... Why would I do that?

Well, you can't go into it all blocked up.

You'll explode in two minutes.

I can go longer than two minutes.

Oh, yeah.

What, you don't think I can?

Oh, that hurts my feelings that you think that I...

I'm trying to get ready here.

That's not sexy.

Alright. Man, I... I don't...

Guys, this is Jenny.

Jenny, Maria.

Hi. And that's Ken there with the camera.

Hi.

Nice.

So,

anyway.

Oh, look at this plane.

Hey.

What's the deal?

What?

I'm going to get this chick.

I'm going to go home and get some shit out of the car.

Don't worry about it, man.

I'm totally into this kind of shit.

Okay. Sure, that's good for her. What about us?

It's your idea, man.

The idea was for people that we're comfortable with, not someone we've

even met.

Don't worry about it, man.

Everybody has a few drinks and a few toasts. It'll be fine.

God, this is gorgeous.

Can you come up here?

At least once a year if we get a chance.

Can I get you a drink?

Oh, water would be great if you have one.

So you and Ken, you're married?

No, we're not married. We're just, you know.

What?

Not married.

What happened to Diana? You were practically married. No, you're

married.

What happened? Man, you know, she's just into that whole fighting all the time

thing.

She's always begging for attention.

And you stick with it because the makeup sex is hot, but you burn out on that

shit. I can't believe this.

Look, man, the bottom line is that I'm better off and we're better off and this

little project of yours is better off.

I came up here to have fun.

Diana wasn't going to do that.

Now, Jenny, she's gay.

Met her at this party last weekend?

We met her last weekend.

I haven't been to work all week.

She'd be happy I'm willing to share.

She's willing to share.

You know?

She's a fucking tiger.

So, who's idea was it?

Who? To come up here.

Oh. I don't know. Ours?

It was a collective decision.

Everyone looking for some kind of adventure, is that the thing?

Something that people talk about and don't actually, you know, do. So we

thought... What?

Tell me.

Or for some of my business, tell me that.

Do you want the deep answer where our lives lack all direction and we're not

getting any younger? Or do you want the horny answer?

Both.

Bye.

Look at these women.

I feel like I should just take my dick out and play a little wag the cog.

So we're doing this.

Just friends, and it's fine.

That's all we have to do. We just have to do it.

Why?

Because we're boring people with boring lives, and we don't want to be those

people anymore, right?

Oh, good Lord, you're a man. You are supposed to want this.

When did you die?

Here,

let me take that.

Sorry we're late.

It's okay.

Go on in.

Keep your shoes on. It's fine.

Where have you been all week?

I'm in a museum.

Oh, I love you. Be the author.

Hey, Diana.

Oh, that's not Diana, man.

Ginny, this is Mark.

Mark, Ginny.

I just wanted to tell you so you wouldn't be freaked out.

Who is she?

We don't even know. Someone he met at a party.

I'm actually happy for being at a party.

I guess.

I've got to get going to my party.

So, I mean...

Are you okay?

Are you good with this? Are you cool with this girl and everything?

Good.

I'm just going to take it.

I can get it, right?

You know, a guy can't make a decision. He keeps us all hanging until the last

possible moment.

He'll probably lose my job and see me worrying.

Why are you going to lose your job?

Because I called in sick all week.

They can fire me, though. I don't care. Cut me out of my misery.

Listen, I don't know if I can do this.

What?

This, if you can.

It's bound to be a bit awkward at first, but we're gonna take it easy.

Good. Good.

How you doing?

I'm gonna look.

Good? Fine.

I mean, they just got out of the car.

So I look like shit.

No, I mean, they're gonna want to lick you all over.

Okay, there's a thought.

Hey, I don't know about your husband, but Ken's interested.

Ken's interested in what?

In you and, you know.

You said that?

Yeah, we talked about it. We're up here.

That just means a little, you know, for your husband.

He's not my husband.

Well, you know what I mean.

It's just weird.

We're just going to take it easy. And whatever happens, happens.

And there's not going to be any pressure.

Who are you interested in?

Any of them, I guess. I mean, that's what we're up here for.

Even Mark?

I don't know, I guess.

He's really not that good.

I should tell you that.

How is he with his tongue?

Not really.

His fingers?

Take in your surroundings.

Let things happen.

Forget about work. Forget about your comforts of home and the safety of your

existence.

That's fine.

I, uh... Come on, man.

You tell me you don't want a piece of that.

Who is she?

She's a friend.

She came up here to have fun like everybody else.

Is it that it was okay to do that?

Just relax.

How you doing?

Good.

Really?

Sure.

Good.

Good.

Do you realize that your face completely lit up when she walked in the room?

Hmm. Take me, little fuck puppet.

Fuck Puppet. That's a little nasty.

Don't you think she's cute?

You want to fuck her.

I want to fuck everybody.

You know that.

And I happen to know that you want to fuck pretty much everyone as well.

Every couple needs a common interest.

Listen,

as far as I'm concerned, you are Queen Bee, and all men shall kiss your feet,

your tits, and your vagina.

Oh, uh, sorry. No, it's fine. It's fine. Oh, I just thought I could help with,

uh, something.

But you're busy.

No, we're just about ready, actually. Did you want to call everyone in? Oh.

Okay.

Come on, we're, um,

we're ready to go.

Come on, sexy bitch.

It's time, let's go.

Everyone have a drink, relax, help yourself to some treats.

That's terrific, cheesesteak.

It's a family recipe.

You gonna be able to do this? What about you?

Are you gonna try?

Yeah, I'll try. Fine.

Just relax.

It's gonna be okay. Here.

Okay, thanks.

What? Okay, okay.

Everyone sit down.

We're gonna get to know your neighbor.

Now, every piece of paper in these glasses has a person's name on it.

That's the girl. This is the guy.

And what you do is reach into the glass, pull it in name.

The person whose name you pull reaches into that bucket, and it tells you what

you have to do.

Rub shoulders.

And that's it?

Well, we're just warming up. It gets better.

Here we go.

Fondo private.

Nice.

So, who wants to go first?

I'm ready for a little private fondling.

Diana.

Sorry. We did them before we came up. We didn't... I guess I'm Diana.

Who cares?

No, you take one from here.

No, no, no. Wait, wait. Don't we... Don't we fondle private?

No, you have to pick a new card.

Lease it up to chance.

Remove shirt.

Hang on.

Action.

Okay.

We should be able to go again.

Well, you'll get another turn. We'll keep doing this for a while.

Mark.

What?

It's your turn.

Um, if I could just have a little... I'm feeling a little... I'm not really

ready to go right now.

Okay. Kath, you go.

Mark.

Well?

What?

Reach into the bucket. Yeah, I just said I'm not really ready right now.

Not even with me?

I'm just nervous. I don't, uh...

Okay, I get to pick another one.

Ken.

Okay.

French kiss.

Are you ready?

I see the tongue, dude.

My turn.

Jason.

Boom!

Nice!

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

On to private.

I don't actually have any private.

I only have public.

How about you?

Upstairs or down?

Upstairs.

Okay.

That's good.

You can keep going.

Oh, time.

Catherine again.

Okay.

Oh, uh, what do you care?

Um, press, ask, crack.

That's nice.

What do we do?

Uh, you gotta take the path down, dude.

Okay, uh, we'll do, uh... Wait just a second.

Okay.

Yeah, that's fine.

Feel good?

Yeah, sure.

Okay, time.

Well, it's my turn.

Well, I may as well just put this one back.

Why is that?

I got a party, booba.

Are you ready to join the party, or are you just going to sit there like a dirty

old man?

I'll do it.

I'll try it. You're going to do it with her, but you wouldn't do it with me?

Well, this is warm -up, and we're warming up.

I wasn't ready before, and I'm warmer now.

So, are you going to pull one?

Okay, I can't do that.

You have to take the card you take. I can't do that one.

Okay, I can do that one.

Nibble here.

Practically nothing, but all right.

You or me?

You do me.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just, I'm a little bit blessed.

Okay. Whatever.

You lose.

Let's move on.

Jake?

This is awkward. Shh, I'm filming.

I thought this was still Icebreakers.

Dude, we're about to go here. What's the problem?

Well, I just think it would be better if we had a story or a role to play or

something. Like what? The three -legged lumberjack with a cup full of gold?

I'm missing the point here.

What do you mean?

Well, I was told we were coming up to make a movie, but really I thought we

coming up to fuck, am I wrong?

Okay, well, that's the problem, because as much as I would love to just...

I think it can be difficult. Does anyone else think that? Am I the only one?

Don't you want to?

Well, no, I would love to.

What? Well, that's what you said. You were the one who convinced me. That's

complete bullshit.

She shakes her tits at you and you completely change it. I didn't mean to

anything.

You know what I need?

I need a man, you know?

Someone... Whoa, let's back it up a step.

I say we get right into it, Bob.

Deepen the whole bit.

Exactly. Yeah, that's easy for you to say. You're the cameraman.

Anybody wants to be the cameraman, that's fine with me. I'll get dirty.

Well, you're going to show us how to do it?

You kids need a little instruction. I'll do it.

Who's up for it?

You're not with me?

Okay, rule.

New rule.

You can't do it with the person that you came up here with.

Delete. Not on camera.

Fine by me.

You want to make that the rule?

Yeah, that would make sense.

Otherwise, we all wasted a lot of time and gas, right?

I mean, otherwise, what's the point?

Fine. Move and second it. I reach into the bucket. Whoever's name I pull, we go

at. So you're saying it's either her or me?

Let's just take this a little slower.

I'll volunteer if it'll make it easier.

Okay, great. Let's go. Hang on. I think we have to take it slow, go one at a

time, leave to chance so people's feelings don't get hurt.

I think that's right, and I think that's fair.

So we'll leave it up to the bucket.

Hand it over.

Catherine. Damn.

Denied.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck you, little pervert.

Fuck you. Yeah.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

Okay,

Kath, you and I, let's go.

Where? Okay, wait. She's not going to. You guys aren't going to. You can't. We

don't have to go right at it. We can work up to it.

We can be sexy.

What do you want me to do?

We can, you know, whatever feels right. You play with me. I'll play with you.

See what happens. You are not doing this.

Come on, Mark. No, please.

I'm trying to talk to my... Okay?

Look, you... You can't do this. We have to talk. There's some things we've got

to get out in the open. I'll do it.

No, what?

You... What?

You can do it when you want to do it, when she rubs up against you, but I

That wasn't... No, I need a man. No, look, you can't say that to me. We have

talk. What, are we going to talk about your feelings?

No, there's a time and there's a place for this.

Not the time or the place. Oh, okay, what?

You're going to make out with guys in front of me? You're going to go fuck

someone and now's not the time to talk about how I feel about that? Well, if

don't want to participate... Get it!

Look, I am feeling really uneasy right now. Hold on.

Okay, go.

Who is that thing?

You want to talk? Speak.

Well, I just wanted to say that, look, I'm feeling, I just, I feel a little

uneasy and I'm feeling a little threatened.

And I just feel like I don't know what's going on and I'm uncomfortable. And if

somebody could just help me or... And that's what I

wanted to say.

And if anyone else would like to talk or say anything...

Duly noted and recorded.

Let's go. Do you want to grab the camera?

No, I do not want to take the camera.

I thought you might want to participate.

Participate, participate in what?

Murph, take the fucking camera, or I'll fuck him a little joke. I am not taking

the camera.

So,

what

do we want to do here?

You want a back rub, maybe? Would you ease into it a little bit? Yeah.

Uh, sure. Uh, yeah, maybe.

Hey,

Catherine.

Uh, do you want... What?

Do you want a frontal massage?

No. Uh, why?

Because you're going to have to roll over.

Oh, okay.

I'm kind of shoddy looking for it.

We just want to be able to see them.

See?

Hold that.

Hey, hey!

There's action in here, Mark.

What does that mean, action?

It means quiet on the set and all that shit. We're rolling.

All right, I want to talk.

Now. It's not a joke. Mark, I don't want to talk. I'm getting ready to go here.

Just be cool, man.

That's what this is all about, all right?

Oh, that's what this is all about? Being cool? I thought this was about fucking.

Cool people fuck.

Oh, really? I didn't know that. I thought that's what animals did.

Mark, listen to me. Are you listening?

I'm standing here. What?

I'm going to get fucked this weekend, and I'm going to get fucked more than

once.

Don't do this.

I want Ken to lick my teeth. I want Ken to roll me around. I want Ken to do

things to me that you haven't done, and you can say or you can go.

But... This is why we came.

And I'm going to do it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What am I supposed to just stand here and watch you fuck him?

We talked about this before I came.

Come here, Ken.

Okay, this is bullshit. Give me the camera.

Fuck off. Get your own. I want the camera. Mark. No.

You're not going to stand around and tape my wife getting fucked. Now give me

that fucking camera. Okay, that's it. Get out.

You are not welcome on this fucking set.

What the fuck do you mean I'm not allowed to fucking understand?

Ow!

Just cool out, alright?

My fucking wife, Jason!

Your wife?

Huh? What?

Did you occupy him?

You married?

Yeah, I'm married. We're married!

How long's that been going on?

It's a matter.

Just asking.

She's to my wife, you know, and she's up there, and she tells me she wants to

get fucked!

Do you fuck?

What?

Excuse me?

Do you fuck?

What are you asking me?

I'm asking you, do you... I fuck.

I mean, I can fuck.

You know, I have fucked.

Do you like it?

Yeah.

No, it's fine.

I don't complain when it happens.

So why do you get so upset about it then?

I don't get upset.

No, I'm just upset now.

Because Jason says maybe that's what you all want to be free of.

What?

All these notions about what's right and what's wrong, who you can fuck and who

you can't.

That's all it is.

It's just sex.

Why don't you come sit here?

Where?

Here, beside me.

You want me to come sit with you?

Sit and talk to me.

Whatever you want to talk about.

Your feelings.

You want me to talk about my feelings?

How's that?

I can rip it out.

Rub it on her back. I'm not really ready for that.

I'll find a good bit.

Is it good?

Yeah, it's good. I'll find a good bit.

Maria?

Sure, yeah.

I need some more lotion.

Here.

How's that?

Just so good.

Good to feel good, isn't it?

Yeah.

What are you trying to do?

What?

Feel good.

Have a good time.

What do you think?

I think... I think you're very attractive.

I think you'd be cute too if you could just relax.

It's fine, I'm ten.

It's something you want. There's no reason for you not to say it.

Just be honest about it.

I'd like... What?

Well, I'd like... I want... I'd love to touch your breath.

It's all right. I said that. I can't believe... Are you going to be good?

What? Will you be good?

Yeah.

I'm going to be good.

I mean...

Can I?

I'll just be a second, because I've got it all over me.

What's this?

What? This.

A little cozy.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no.

No, keep them.

Do me a favor.

You're a fucking hypocrite, Mark.

I don't think I want to hear from you right now. Yeah, well, you're in there

getting all covered in, like, what is that? It's massage oil. I was getting a

massage. Yeah, well, then don't tell me that I can't sit down here and then be

close with someone.

I'm sorry if I, um... I don't want to be in the middle of... No, look, I'm

being good. You said if I was good, I could, and I'm being good. Look, I'm

sitting here, and I'm being good, and I'm being quiet.

Hey, why doesn't somebody film on?

Whatever.

Hey!

Hey, Mark, just relax.

No, hey, I'm being good, okay? I just have some things I want to say.

I'll be good.

Mark, just relax.

No, I need to tell them because they don't understand.

They don't think I can do anything.

Catherine!

Turn the camera on me. I want to say something. Get out.

We don't want to hear it, Mark.

Listen to me.

Mark!

Give me the camera, Mark!

I'm gonna film you and us.

What? Mark, what are you doing?

We need the camera. What kind of people are you? Don't throw that at us. Just

give it. No!

Keeping it for me and Ginny. We're gonna do this. Hey, I'm just trying to be

nice. You are nice.

You are so nice.

Then do me a favor and give him the camera.

Why doesn't anyone listen to me? Because you're a fucking ass.

Now give us the camera. No, I'm not a fucking ass because I have feelings.

makes me a person.

Give me the fucking camera, Mark. I want to speak to Catherine. I want to show

her. Catherine!

I can do this.

I'm getting fucking ready to go up here. Give them the camera.

You see this girl? She's paying me kind attention.

I don't care.

No. She listened to me. She stroked my hair. And she put me at ease. And I

wanted you to know that. And I want you to know that I might just have sex with

her. Oh, okay.

I don't think so.

Wait a second.

What do you think she's going to do when she realizes you don't have any balls,

Mark? I mean, well, you may as well know that.

Since you're going to fuck him and all.

You may as well know the man.

He's a eunuch.

I mean, he hasn't touched me in a calendar year.

Don't! Don't tell them! I'm gonna smash this thing! I'm gonna smash the fuck

off! Just put it down, Mark.

Smash it then.

Don't tell me. Do it!

Well, maybe I will.

And maybe then I just might have sex with Ginny. You're not gonna have sex

anyone unless you put the camera down. That's a new rule. No, I want you to

watch me. What do you think of that?

Why don't you film us?

Okay, Ginny, are we going to do this? Because I think she's going to come back

in here, and I think it would just be best if we were just doing it.

You said you were going to be good.

I am. I am.

This is not good. You're being a baby.

Please don't call me a baby.

Don't act like one.

Catherine! Mark.

No! We are here to make a movie. I am making a movie. Ginny, are we going to

this? She's not going to do anything with you. That's bullshit!

We are going to fuck.

Whether or not you give us the camera or not.

We are going to fuck right here, Mark.

Relax. Give up the camera. No!

I want you to pay attention to me. I want you to acknowledge that I have good

things in me.

Fuck it.

What are you... Look, just give us the camera. We're not going to do anything.

Just give it and go for a walk. Relax.

What, you want me to leave so you can fuck my wife? How fucked is that?

He's going to put his fucking cock in me right here on this fucking table if you

don't give us the fucking camera. Why are you doing this to me?

I'm not doing anything to you, Mark.

That's the point.

I'm going to do something dishonorable.

Come here, Ken.

Are you ready to fuck me right here?

Come on. Okay.

Let's just stop because everything's going crazy. We need to take some time.

What do they say?

Come here and get in my brain.

Come on, I'm ready. Let's go.

I don't think it's going to be easy for me right now.

What?

I just, I don't think I can.

Come on, just eat it or something. Come on, do something.

I can't. Are you joking?

one man in this little fucking world.

I'll do it. No, I'm a man!

Look at me!

Come on, Ginny.

Just you and me. We'll do this.

No. Come on, please.

No,

I... Come on, please. I just want Ginny. Please, Ginny, please. Give me that

fucking... Give me that fucking... Fuck my wife. Fuck!

Open the door!

Open

the fucking

door!

Fucking ass.

You want cake?

Look at me, man, for fuck's sake!

Take a fucking walk!

You broke the fucking camera!

Fucking open it or fucking break it in, Jenny!

Forget it, Mark!

I'll do it!

Don't even joke!

Let me in, then!

No!

fucking problem.

Are you busy?

Who is it?

It's Jenny.

Can I come in?

I didn't come in too well.

I didn't mean to.

You can tell me about it if you want.

No, I don't really feel like talking about this right now. Thanks.

We've had a lot of problems. I made a

lot of problems.

You know, I don't want to talk about it.

I didn't want to talk about anything either.

I wanted to calm the head of an interest that had been with me almost a year. We

haven't done it.

You want to hear that?

I don't want to talk about it. No, I don't want to talk about it.

Okay. I don't want to talk about it.

I don't want to talk about it.

But I could think seriously, you know.

I said to me, I wouldn't do this.

Come here and do this. I wouldn't do this.

Why would I do this?

You're frustrating me, right?

You're fucking really frustrating my life.

I just thought it was the way you did that, you know.

Even though it was a joke.

Well, a joke if it means nothing to you.

But it means something to me.

About freedom and regeneration and, you know, whatever fucked up thing you want

to call it.

If I can't get it for my husband, I'm going to get it from somebody else.

Is that wrong?

No. No.

You deserve it.

You deserve what you want.

God.

I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I don't care.

You need to cool down.

Look, I'm cool, okay? I'm fucking freezing. Look at me. Go for a run.

I said go for a run. Yeah, because you're not going back in there until you

relax. I'm relaxed.

No, you're not.

You're wound up like a fucking monkey. Look, I was just trying to play along.

How is that wrong?

You practically attacked her.

She was coming on to me. What are you talking about? She said no, and you

grabbed her.

No, I didn't. Yes, you did.

And you broke the fucking camera. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. You could have

broke it just as easily as anyone.

Right? I'm not the one who grabbed it out of my hands. That was you guys.

Look, this is stupid.

I'm going in.

Next time we advertise in the Swingers magazine.

Next time?

I don't know.

So what's the question?

The fuck were we thinking?

Who knows?

I'll tell you what, though.

I feel like we're lucky.

Lucky?

You and me.

Why's that?

Because we have what we have.

What's that?

I mean, it's obviously something other couples don't have.

Openness.

Sex.

Mark and Catherine, anyway, something they don't have.

We don't.

What?

I don't know.

I find you very attractive.

What?

I find you uncomfortable.

I'm sorry, what did you say?

That I find you attractive.

Does it make you uncomfortable for me to say that to you?

Well, yeah.

I don't...

Have you ever felt it? There were things you wouldn't allow yourself to enjoy

because you thought they were bad things.

Or things you wouldn't ask for because you felt you didn't deserve them.

It's working.

Look at that. It's working.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?

Get up, man. You're not hurt.

You're not fucking hurt, are you?

Ah, fuck.

I think I fucking hurt him.

What happened?

The bastard wouldn't stop jumping on me. I was just trying to keep him down.

Let's get him inside.

What happened?

This bastard wouldn't stop hitting me.

fucking wreck!

What the fuck?

Get out.

Oh, my God, don't film me.

What the fuck are you doing?

Go away, for Christ's sake.

Get him out. Come on.

Ken!

Fucking asshole. Now, fuck you, all right? This is all of you. This isn't

me. I only wanted to... Fuck you.

No. No. Don't open the door. No.

Don't. Oh, fuck!

Close it, close it.

Well, this is over. It's fucked up.

No, it's not, man.

We can do this.

It's his problem.

We can do it however we want.

What about Catherine?

Who's up with that?

Yeah, well, you ruined your chance there, didn't you?

It was your fault.

I'm not going to do somebody like she's screaming at me to put it inside her.

Well, don't give up because you're afraid, man.

I'm afraid.

I think fucked up is what I said.

Oh, fuck, that is goofy.

What's he doing out there?

Anything?

He's not there.

He's gone.

What?

Where'd he go?

I don't know.

Is he hiding?

I can't see him.

I'm so embarrassed.

No, I'm fine.

Can I get you a drink?

A drink's going to make me less embarrassed. I think I've had too much

I can get you a water, anything.

What can I get you?

Sure.

Perhaps you should get it.

Why not?

Well, if I leave you alone with her, you might try and fuck her.

It doesn't happen.

Well, I'm going to go get a drink.

Oh, you may not have this argument, please.

Do you want me to get you a drink?

Yeah. Do you want anything else?

What, like a handjob?

Hey, I haven't done anything wrong, so... Oh, you haven't? No, so you can

at commentary.

There's nothing to try and keep things calm around here.

Really?

Yeah.

But I'll go and I'll get a drink.

Do you want some water?

Yeah, thank you.

What it is? Are you alright?

Yeah, I'm fucked up.

What are we doing? What's going on?

We're trying to have a good time, aren't we?

Here you go.

Oh my God, I'm so stupid.

So what's all this? You crack down to her?

No.

Don't. It's just that.

Sexual being that you are.

What does that mean?

Come on.

Fragile people here, those are the ones you practice your powers on.

My powers.

Hey, you said this thing was going to go.

It might help people get relaxed.

I'm sorry.

Why are you sorry?

Everyone's sorry around here.

How can anyone live with so much regret?

I just feel like a bad host.

Anyone want to eat tit?

Shit! Fuck.

Fuck.

What are you doing? What are you doing, Mark?

What are you

doing?

Until I last do I Who am I?

Gonna be to me Once I know I

She is.

You are.

Thank you.

I gotta go, kid.

You have to go outside.

Yeah. Hey, can I talk to you for a second?

Sure.

Keep an eye out for Mark. I don't want him going all deliverance on my ass

I'm taking a leak.

Fucking guy, man.

I gotta tell you.

I totally want to get with Ginny. She's so hot.

I told you, she's a goer.

Seriously.

I'd have a threesome with another guy to get with her.

What do you think?

I'm saying we came up here for a reason.

I'm pissed it went sour.

Boners to bone has manhood problems.

Wait a minute.

Are you saying you want to fuck her now?

If there was a way for it to happen, I wouldn't say no.

Well, I think the Bickersons took care of that for us. I know.

Damn, what is with them?

How do you live like that?

I'll tell you, man, I've wanted to nail Catherine for years.

Like all that time he was traveling, I would walk by their apartment and I'd

just want to go up there and chow down on her and make her feel like a woman.

She doesn't get that from him.

No, I know.

Your wife, too, dude.

No, I'd bone her in a second.

She's not my wife.

Oh, you thought Diana and I were married?

And so what the hell are you guys?

Look at your taxes, man.

What, is that all marriage is, taxes?

No. The fact that you've been together longer than my parents.

Look, this weekend is supposed to be about freedom, not marriage and civil

unions and all that other nonsense.

Get over it, dude.

You got a wife, and I would bone her giving half a chance.

What do you want to do here?

What can we do?

Let's go see.

I kissed her. You know, I mean, she was just trying to make me feel better, and

I kissed her. I mean, I don't even know if it's... No, I mean, I just felt like

it, and I did it.

It's not wrong, I guess, I just... You guess?

I meant... I don't know, we were supposed to go with it. You know, let

happen. We were.

It was your idea.

Oh, I don't know if it was my idea.

I feel like you're judging me.

I'm not, I just... Why do you want to do this?

I guess I want revenge on high school. I've only ever had sex with one person,

not let me burn.

That's it.

That's the dark secret. That's the reason. I don't know. We thought it

fun.

I want to fuck someone other than Mark.

Huh?

Hey.

It makes me feel sorry for wanting anything.

Sex. Well, once a year, then you should do something about it. Do what? Fuck

your husband? He's not my husband.

food up.

Catherine! What's with the camera?

What do you mean?

Well, I couldn't just say we're going to fuck and then fuck.

Why film it?

I don't know. I guess it frees you up.

How's that?

It's like you don't have to be you anymore.

You think I stopped being who I am just because you point a camera at me?

Well, it's like alcohol.

You do things you wouldn't do if you weren't drunk or on camera.

Don't you think?

I just do what I want to do.

I'll tell you what I did.

There's no unselfconscious behavior anymore.

We're so used to cameras being everywhere.

We watch TV and movies.

It's like we don't exist without them.

You know,

I always wonder about African tribes.

You know how they don't allow themselves to be photographed?

Steal your soul and all that?

I think it's the image that steals it, not the camera.

It's the viewer who's in danger.

Like, I'm looking at you.

It was in danger.

You or me.

Why are we in danger?

Because... I have to tell you.

What?

You're so beautiful, I can't even believe it.

Give me something.

What?

Some magic for the camera.

I think it's all been kind of ruined, don't you think?

It doesn't have to be, does it?

I think it is, though.

That's too bad.

Why don't you dance?

Give me the camera.

What? Just give it.

Okay, go.

Do something.

Anything you want.

Pick a card in the bucket.

If you only want to pick a card, you're not fucking moving.

Okay,

okay. Just turn anywhere.

Oh,

man.

Show it to me.

A bit, I guess.

Getting ready to go out there and face the world.

What's this?

It's okay.

Will someone fuck me, please?

I want someone to touch me. Will someone touch and fuck me, please?

I'll do it.

Yeah.

Thank you. Thank you for sucking me.

Oh, thank you.

I'm sorry.

I was wrong.

I shouldn't have done what I did to you.

I appreciate you were just trying to help me, and I was wrong what I did.

I'm just, uh, confused and uptight,

and I don't know what to do.

All right.

And, uh, I just wanted to say that.

What happened to you?

I ran into the woods.

I got lost.

You know, they say sometimes when you think you're going to die or you're

afraid, you can realize things.

That's what I did.

I realized things.

You realized things.

Yeah. Yeah.

The life?

My life?

Catherine?

Well, that's good.

Now I have to apologize because I ruined this and I don't want to be that

person.

So I gotta tell you. My baby's just like that. No, it's okay.

I'm calm.

Mark?

Hey.

Hey, everyone.

What are you doing, dude? I just want to get everyone together.

Ginny, can you come in?

Where's Maria?

Can you stand up for a second?

I just want everyone to know that I know I screwed up.

I reacted badly.

And I was tense.

But it's fine.

My head is cleared and... I'm ready.

Ready for what?

Whatever games you want to play.

Whatever you want to do.

I'll do.

The first thing, though, is...

I should be with Catherine.

And I know there's rules on this, but I think that's the way it has to be.

Catherine.

What? No.

I know it hasn't been good.

I've been stressed out and worried about

work and money.

Those are just things.

I want to loosen up.

I don't want to fuck you.

I want to lick your tits and do all those things you want.

Stop.

What?

What?

I

fucked

Jason.

10, 15 minutes ago.

I just wanted you to know, okay?

I don't...

Do you want to talk?

No.

I don't talk about anything.

I just want to thank you for being such a gentleman and giving the lady what she

wants.

I'm sure we all appreciate it.

Dude. No, really.

Thank you.

Thanks, all of you.

I have to leave.

Are you all right?

I just, um... No, I have to...

I'll

give you a hand.

Jason, I'm sorry. Thanks.

Did you... Did you have a good time, at least?

I'm going to go.

If you want to come home, you can come and we can talk about it.

Whatever you want.

If you want a divorce, whatever we want, we can talk about it.

I'm sorry, Mark.

I don't like my life any more than you do. I just...

Well...

Hello.

What?

I don't know.

You've wanted to fuck her since you walked in the room. Why don't you just

her and get it over with?

What was that?

I don't know.

I walked into the room and your tongue was in her mouth and your hands were all

over.

We were making a movie.

Without me even in the room.

You're upset because you weren't in the room?

No.

I don't know.

I mean, come on.

We're supposed to be the hip, unmarried couple.

So you can do whatever you want with me. whoever you want, because we're not

married.

No.

That's what we came here for.

So?

So?

You're totally going to fuck me for two weeks and then go back to your

girlfriend, aren't you?

Fine.

I just don't know where we're going.

You know, one of these days we might actually have to get married.

Why not?

Seems like there's nowhere else to go.

Whatever.

Hey.

We're gonna take off.

You can stay.

No.

No, thanks. I mean, it's kind of a little weird.

Yeah Thanks

Sexy bitch

Drive

safe

Don't tell me.

Hey.

What? I want to ask you something.

What?

Should we, do you think?

Should we... What?

Should we just do it?

You don't have a decade now.

No, I mean what we've talked about.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm asking you.

What?

We should get married.

Do you think we should do that? Are you joking?

No, I mean, would you?

Would I?

You're a... Would you marry me?

hammer off on the pot.

This scar is a plaque on my porcelain skin.

Tried to reach deep but you couldn't get in.

Now you're outside me. You see all the beauty.

Repent for your sin.

Nothing

I'll see

you

next time.

Love.

I'm not sorry. There's nothing to say.