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-SO, IT'S EITHER
"BODIES WE FIXATE UPON"
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OR "BODIES WE OBSESS UPON."
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-HMM. FIXATE OR OBSESS.
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-UH-HUH.
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-YEAH. I DON'T KNOW.
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I THINK
THEY'RE BOTH REALLY NICE.
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-YOU THINK
THEY'RE BOTH REALLY NICE?
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-MM-HMM.
-THAT'S SUPER-HELPFUL.
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THANK YOU.
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-OF COURSE.
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.
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-WELL, WHAT -- WHAT COMES
AFTER THAT?
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-"BUT THE MIND'S THE PRIZE."
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-OHHH, OKAY.
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IT'S BODIES THAT WE OBSESS UPON,
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BUT THE MIND'S THE PRIZE.
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I THINK THAT'S THE WINNER.
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-OKAY. OBSESS IT IS.
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-OBSESS IS PRETTY GOOD.
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WILL YOU LET ME READ THE, UH --
THE FINISHED PRODUCT?
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-MM. I DON'T KNOW.
HOW MUCH WILL YOU PAY ME?
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-WAIT. WHOA.
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-OHH.
-WHOA.
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HOW MUCH WILL I PAYYOU?
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I MEAN --
-YEAH.
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-I THINK I'M GETTING IN
ON THE FEE FOR THIS POEM
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NOW THAT I'VE BEEN
SUCH A BIG HELP.
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I WAS THINKING, UH, LIKE, UH --
I MEAN, IT'S UP TO YOU,
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BUT I WAS JUST THINKING BALLPARK
60/40 KIND OF SPLIT, MAYBE.
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-SEEMS FAIR.
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-YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN,
MY FRIEND.
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-WELL, I'M LIKE YOUR MANAGER,
TOO, THOUGH, NOW, KIND OF.
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-OH.
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-I'M LIKE YOUR CO-WRITER,
MANAGER, CONFIDANTE, LOVER.
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-YOU'RE MY BODYGUARD, TOO.
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-SHIT.
UM, WELL, AND I'M F-FAR AWAY.
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I CAN'T PROTECT YOU.
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-I KNOW, NO.
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-YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO
GO FIND, LIKE,
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SOME BIG, GIANT, HUNKY GERMAN
GUY AT THE BEER HALL.
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-YEAH, WELL, HE'S HERE, TOO.
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-AW. DAMN IT.
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WHAT DOES HE THINK? DOES HE LIKE
FIXATE OR OBSESS BETTER?
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WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM?
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-WELL, HE DOESN'T SPEAK
ENGLISH, SO...
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-HE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH?
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WELL, I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR
THE FULL THING.
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REALLY, I THINK IT'S OFF
TO A REALLY GREAT START.
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-YEAH?
-YEAH. SERIOUSLY.
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I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOOD.
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-I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOOD.
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-SO, WHAT EXACTLY IS CRICUT,
THEN?
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MM-HMM.
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OHHH, I SEE.
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NO, NO, THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL.
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YEAH.
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OH, NO, I'VE GOT -- I, UH, --
I'VE GOT THAT DOWN NOW.
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YEP.
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WAIT, LET ME JUST, UH...
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CRICUT -- UH, SCRAPBOOKING,
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CARTRIDGES, AND WHAT WAS
THE LAST KEYWORD?
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DECOR. RIGHT.
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YES.
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YOU SHOULD DO THE ADVERTISING
FOR THIS CANDY.
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-YOU THINK SO?
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-YEAH, YOU'RE IDEAL POSTER --
POSTER GIRL.
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-THAT'S REALLY SWEET.
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-YEAH, I'D BUY SOME.
I'D BUY FROM YOU.
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-YOU WANT SOME?
-YES, PLEASE.
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-ALL RIGHT.
-I NEED A BITE.
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-INCOMING.
-YEP. GOT IT.
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-GOT IT?
-YEP, WE'RE GOOD.
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-HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
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-I'M SPEECHLESS.
IT'S SO GOOD.
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-YOU WANT MORE?
-MWAH.
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UH, YES, PLEASE.
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-JUST COME --
COME THROUGH THE COMPUTER.
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-OKAY, HERE I GO.
-OKAY, OKAY.
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-WHOA! JESUS!
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THOSE SIRENS ARE LOUD THERE.
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-I HOPE MY BUILDING'S
NOT ON FIRE.
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-WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
KIND OF CANDY?
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-UM...
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HMM. I DON'T KNOW.
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-WELL...
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WHAT'D YOU DO TODAY?
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-UH...UH...NOTHING REALLY.
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I HAD KIND OF A BORING DAY.
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-I'M SORRY.
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-I'LL LIVE.
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I HAVEN'T, UH, GOTTEN ANYTHING
FOR MY MOM YET.
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-OH, YEAH.
-YEAH.
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-SEND HER FLOWERS.
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-FLOWERS?
-YEAH.
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WAIT, ARE YOU ONE OF THESE GUYS
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WHO'S TOO COOL
TO SEND HIS MOM FLOWERS
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OR, LIKE, TOO COOL TO SEND HER
A CARD ON VALENTINE'S DAY?
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-WHO SENDS THEIR MOM
A VALENTINE'S DAY CARD?
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-I DON'T KNOW.
I HOPE YOU DO.
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-OH, I'LL SEND YOURMOM
A VALENTINE'S DAY CARD.
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DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF HER?
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-NO.
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BET SHE'S HOT.
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LEAVE MY MOM ALONE.
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-AW.
-BACK OFF, BUDDY.
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OH. OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
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THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.
UM...
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I, UH -- I SAW YOUR
DOPPELGAENGER EARLIER TODAY.
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-WHAT?
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-YEAH, ON THE SUBWAY.
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FOR A FEW SECONDS,
I COULD'VE SWORN IT WAS YOU.
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SO, CAN YOU, LIKE, TOTALLY
NOT WAIT TO SEE ME?
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OR ME--
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UH, MEET ME, I GUESS,
IS THE TECHNICAL TERM.
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-YEAH.
FEELS WEIRD TO SAY THAT.
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-YEAH, MEET. MEET. MEET.
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-YOU KNOW WHEN YOU --
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YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY A WORD,
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UH, SO MANY TIMES IT STARTS
TO, LIKE, LOSE ITS MEANING?
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MEET, MEET, MEET, MEET.
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-ONLY TWO AND A HALF MONTHS.
OH? WHAT?
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-WHAT?
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-OHH. I LOVE YOU.
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-I LOVE YOU, TOO.
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HEY. VIRGINIA?
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VIRGINIA?
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NO?
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SHIT.
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-WHAT?
-YEAH, ON THE SUBWAY.
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IT WAS SO WEIRD.
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FOR A COUPLE SECONDS,
I COULD'VE SWORN IT WAS YOU.
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SO, CAN YOU, UM, LIKE,
TOTALLY NOT WAIT TO S--
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I SAW YOUR DOPPELGANGER
EARLIER TODAY.
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-WHAT?
-YEAH, ON THE SUBWAY.
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IT WAS SO WEIRD.
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FOR A COUPLE SECONDS,
I COULD'VE SWORN IT WAS YOU.
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-WHAT?
-YEAH, ON THE SUBWAY.
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IT WAS SO WEIRD.
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FOR A COUPLE SECONDS --
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-WHAT?
-YEAH, ON THE SUBWAY.
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IT WAS SO WEIRD.
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FOR A COUPLE SE...
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-WHAT?
-YEAH, ON THE SUBWAY.
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IT WAS SO WEIRD.
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FOR A COUPLE SE...
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-WHAT?
-YEAH, ON THE SUBWAY.
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-HEY.
-HEY.
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-BRETT.
-VIRGINIA.
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-UH, CinderellaDate --
-YEAH, I GOT IT.
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-EITHER THAT OR...
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-HEY.
-HEY.
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-YOU LIVE AROUND HERE?
-I DO, I DO.
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I DON'T HANG OUT, UH, DOWN HERE
THAT MUCH, THOUGH.
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-MM. AFTER COLLEGE, ALL
MY FRIENDS MOVED AROUND HERE,
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AND THEN THEY REALIZED
THEY COULDN'T AFFORD IT.
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YEAH, IT'S NOT CHEAP.
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-SO, DO YOU --
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
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-EAST VILLAGE,
BUT WAY, WAY EAST.
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-AH, COOL.
THAT -- THAT MUST BE COOL.
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-YEAH.
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-YOU EVER DONE THIS KIND
OF THING BEFORE?
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-NO.
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00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,033
HAVE YOU?
-NO, NO.
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I MEAN, I'VE DONE ONLINE DATING.
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00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,951
-YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT
THE SAME THING, REALLY.
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00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:13,042
SO, WHAT -- WHAT, UM -- WHAT
BROUGHT YOU TO NEW YORK?
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OR ARE YOU FROM HERE?
-MNH.
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00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:17,394
NO, I'M FROM OHIO.
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I GREW UP IN OHIO,
I WENT TO COLLEGE IN OHIO,
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I WAS WORKING IN OHIO --
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JUST THOUGHT IT'S TIME
TO LEAVE OHIO SO...
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-SHOULD WE JUST GO NOW?
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-UM, UH, SURE, YEAH.
UH, LET ME JUST --
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-YEAH.
-TWO SECONDS.
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-OKAY.
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-AHH.
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-MM.
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OHH!
-OH, OH, OH.
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-OH, FUCK. I'M SORRY.
-THAT'S COOL.
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-SHIT.
THIS DRESS IS CURSED.
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00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:54,301
-UH, WHAT DO THEY SAY -- UM,
CLUB SODA, SALT, OR SOMETHING?
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-NO, IT'S FINE.
-NO, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
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HEY, CAN I GET
A LITTLE, UH, CLUB SODA?
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ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS.
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-YOU CAN, UH, PLAY SOMETHING
IF YOU WANT TO.
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-OH, NO. THAT'S FINE.
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00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,642
-THIS IS THE ONE I WAS --
I DON'T KNOW.
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I JUST GOT TO SAY...
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I DID THIS ONE MYSELF.
I REALLY LOVE THIS THING.
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-YOU'RE AN I. BANKER, RIGHT?
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-IS THAT, UH, BAD?
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NICE.
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00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,400
-DID YOU DO THIS ONE, TOO?
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00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,881
-NO, THAT'S A GIFT.
-GIFT?
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-YEAH, FROM SOME, LIKE, WEIRD
HIPSTER FRIEND OF MINE.
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-♪ AND THROUGH EVERYTHING THAT
WE'D BEEN THROUGH♪
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♪ WE STILL STAYED TOGETHER♪
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♪ I JUST PRAY THAT WE CAN
MAKE THIS THING LAST FOREVER♪
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00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:44,063
♪ I DO ADORE YOU, SO YOU KNOW
YOU CAN ASK FOR WHATEVER♪
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-OH, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.
-YES.
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THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR.
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-SHH! NO! DON'T TALK.
YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME.
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-♪ ...SHOPPING CENTERS
AT THE STORE♪
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♪ BUYIN' GUCCI, COACH,
AND LOUIS♪
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-WHOA!
-WHOA!
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-JUST KIDDING. I'M BACK.
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00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,213
-AH, GOOD. GOOD.
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00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,784
-DID YOU GET THE CUPCAKES?
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00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:13,788
-OH. I DID.
AND THEY'RE ALL GONE.
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-OHHH! WERE THEY GOOD?
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-AH, DELICIOUS.
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THEY WERE GONE IMMEDIATELY.
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-OH, CHECK THIS OUT.
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I'M ALSO WEARING
THIS FINE DRESS
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FROM SOME OVERPRICED
GERMAN BOUTIQUE.
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-OOH!
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WOW, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
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WHAT TIME IS IT THERE?
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00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,981
-IT'S 3:00. I'M SO TIRED.
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-DRINK SOME MORE COFFEE.
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-MM.
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DID I TELL YOU ABOUT,
UM, BACK IN NEW YORK,
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WHEN I WENT ON A COUPLE OF DATES
WITH THIS BARISTA DUDE?
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00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,777
-NO, WHO IS HE?
I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM.
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-HE, UH --
HE WAS JUST SOME PUNK GUY
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00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,350
WITH THESE REALLY
TERRIBLE TATTOOS.
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OHH, THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN
A DEAD GIVEAWAY, RIGHT?
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BUT HE HAD A REALLY TERRIBLE,
TERRIBLE TEMPER,
228
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,186
AND WHEN I STOPPED
TEXTING HIM BACK,
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HE WOULDN'T GIVE ME MY FIX.
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IT WAS A TRAGEDY.
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-SO, WHAT'S
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY?
232
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:14,892
-OH, UM...
233
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,938
DON'T LET A DUDE
GET IN BETWEEN YOU
234
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:19,158
AND THE BEST COFFEE
IN THE EAST VILLAGE.
235
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,898
-UH-HUH.
236
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:23,466
I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER THAT ONE.
237
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,371
-BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE
THE SCIENCE RIGHT,
238
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,286
SO THE WHOLE THING,
THE WHOLE OPERATION
239
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,939
WAS DOOMED FROM THE BEGINNING.
240
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,419
IF THEY HAD THE CHEMISTRY RIGHT,
241
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,291
THEY'D ALL BE MILLIONAIRES
BY NOW.
242
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:08,032
JUST THAT ONE LITTLE THING WITH
THE CHEMISTRY SCREWED 'EM UP.
243
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:10,644
-YEAH, THAT'S FAR OUT.
-I KNOW. UNBELIEVABLE, RIGHT?
244
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,254
-CRAZY.
245
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:15,518
-CONFUSING THIS GUY NOW, TOO?
246
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:18,260
HE JUST TELL YOU SOME STORY
ABOUT HOW SOME OF HIS FRIENDS --
247
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,609
-HEY, HE LIKED MY STORY.
248
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,307
YOU WERE ALL INTERESTED
AND SHIT, RIGHT?
249
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,656
-YEAH. TOTALLY.
-YEAH.
250
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,135
-YEAH.
251
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,532
HEY, MAN. I'M CODY.
252
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,972
-DO YOU LIVE IN THE VILLAGE?
253
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:39,107
-UH
NO, I'M IN BUSHWICK, ACTUALLY.
254
00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:44,765
BUT, UM, I GOT SOME FRIENDS --
255
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:49,160
ACTUALLY, I GOT ONE REALLY GOOD
FRIEND LIVES RIGHT AROUND HERE.
256
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:53,252
-YEAH.
I'M RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
257
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,645
-OH, YEAH?
WELL, THAT'S FUNNY.
258
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,343
YOU PROBABLY KNOW HER, THEN.
259
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,823
SHE'S, LIKE, OUT ALL THE TIME
IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
260
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:02,870
DO YOU KNOW A GIRL NAMED
VIRGINIA WALKER?
261
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:06,439
-UM, NO.
I DON'T THINK I DO.
262
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,789
-OH. THAT'S FUNNY.
263
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:12,836
MAYBE YOU'D KNOW HER
IF YOU SAW HER.
264
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,753
GOT A PICTURE HERE.
265
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:19,495
LOOK FAMILIAR?
266
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,410
-THAT'S A FUCKED UP STORY, MAN.
267
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,499
I WISH
I COULD BE MORE HELP.
268
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,414
-YEAH. I KNOW, MAN.
269
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:31,942
IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE TRUE...
270
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:33,640
I DON'T KNOW.
271
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,730
I-I COULD JUST BE THE WORLD'S
MOST PARANOID BOYFRIEND.
272
00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:40,386
DO I SEEM CRAZY?
273
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:47,001
-I MEAN, IT SEEMS LIKE
SHE'S FUCKING WITH YOU,
274
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:49,960
IS WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE.
275
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,136
-I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
276
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:53,486
MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.
277
00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:55,139
I MEAN, IT COULD JUST BE,
278
00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:57,707
LIKE, SOME MISUNDERSTANDINGS,
YOU KNOW?
279
00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,100
-YEAH, RIGHT.
280
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:02,103
MISUNDERSTANDING.
281
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,410
-LIKE, SHE'S...
282
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,066
I DON'T KNOW.
283
00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:14,333
YOU KNOW, WHEN THINGS IN YOUR
LIFE SEEM TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE,
284
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,900
THEY PROBABLY ARE.
285
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,512
THEY JUST PROBABLY ARE.
286
00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:22,645
-OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YO, I JUST REMEMBERED.
287
00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:27,084
I KNOW WHERE I SEEN HER BEFORE.
288
00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:28,085
-YEAH?
289
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:29,870
-SHERVIN'S.
290
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:33,264
IT'S A LITTLE COFFEE SHOP
AROUND THE CORNER.
291
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,831
-COFFEE SHOP.
292
00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:36,746
-YEAH. DEFINITELY.
293
00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:38,574
-SHERVIN'S.
294
00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:40,576
DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THE GUYS
THAT WORK THERE?
295
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:42,665
-UH, KNOW THEM? NO.
296
00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:45,494
I'D KNOW THEM IF I SEE THEM.
297
00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:48,889
-ARE ANY OF THEM LIKE...PUNKS?
298
00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:51,631
-PUNKS.
299
00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:55,112
YEAH, I THINK ONE OR TWO OF THEM
MAY BE PUNKS.
300
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,768
WHY?
301
00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:03,947
NO, JUST, UM...
302
00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:05,645
NO, OH, YEAH,
I'LL CHECK THAT OUT.
303
00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:08,561
UM...THANKS, MAN.
304
00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,301
-AW, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
305
00:23:20,616 --> 00:23:22,183
-CULINARY SCHOOL --
306
00:23:22,183 --> 00:23:25,055
LIKE, WHAT DO I NEED
TO LEARN HOW TO BAKE FOR?
307
00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:27,362
THAT'S, I MEAN, RIDICULOUS.
308
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:29,277
ANYWAY, I'LL SEE YA TOMORROW,
ALL RIGHT?
309
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:30,670
-SEE YA.
310
00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:34,282
-OH, HEY, MAN.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
311
00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:36,763
-HEY.
312
00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:39,505
HEY.
313
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:43,596
UM, YEAH, CAN I GET A-A...
314
00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:45,511
UH, ICED COFFEE --
LARGE, PLEASE?
315
00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,295
-YEAH, YOU GOT IT.
316
00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:53,257
-"MINOR THREAT."
317
00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:55,651
I USED TO PRACTICALLY LIVE
ON THEM, MAN.
318
00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:57,914
OH, YEAH? RIGHT ON.
319
00:23:57,914 --> 00:24:00,090
-YEAH.
320
00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:04,051
YEAH, UH, ALL -- ALL MY PAINFUL,
ANGSTY HIGH-SCHOOL MEMORIES
321
00:24:04,051 --> 00:24:06,575
ARE FLOODING BACK RIGHT NOW.
322
00:24:06,575 --> 00:24:09,578
YOU KNOW, MAN, LIKE, ALL
THE BANDS THAT I GREW UP ON,
323
00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:12,581
THEY AGED LIKE SHIT, MAN,
BUT THESE GUYS, THEY'RE FOREVER.
324
00:24:12,581 --> 00:24:14,191
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
FOREVER.
325
00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:15,715
-YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT, MAN.
326
00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:17,456
-ALL RIGHT, THAT'S $4
RIGHT THERE, MY MAN.
327
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,544
-THANKS.
328
00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:23,592
HERE YOU GO, MAN. CHEERS.
329
00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:25,159
-YEAH.
330
00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:29,642
-HEY, DID YOU HEAR
THEY'RE, UH --
331
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,948
THINK THEY'RE GONNA GET
BACK TOGETHER -- REUNION TOUR.
332
00:24:31,948 --> 00:24:33,297
-REALLY?
-YEAH. TOTALLY.
333
00:24:33,297 --> 00:24:35,343
-HUH.
-YEAH, I READ IT ON, UH --
334
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:37,301
-YEAH, WHERE'D YOU
HEAR THAT, MAN?
335
00:24:37,301 --> 00:24:38,607
-SOME SITE, SOME BLOG.
336
00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:40,261
-A-ARE YOU GONNA
STAND THERE ALL DAY?
337
00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:42,132
-YO, MY MAN, COME ON.
338
00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,395
MINOR THREAT REUNION
IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT
339
00:24:44,395 --> 00:24:45,788
THAN YOUR ICED SKIM LATTE.
340
00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:47,398
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
341
00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:49,357
-TOTALLY.
UH, IT WAS, UM...
342
00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:50,837
YEAH. SORRY, MAN.
343
00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:52,795
I'M BLANKING ON THAT SITE,
SO, UH, YEAH.
344
00:24:52,795 --> 00:24:55,276
ANYWAY, UH, TO BE CONTINUED.
-ALL RIGHT, MAN. LATER.
345
00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:57,844
-YOU TOO.
YEAH, MAN, TAKE -- TAKE CARE.
346
00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:11,205
-HE'S FROM NORTH CAROLINA.
347
00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:16,602
HE'S, UH...BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
AN I. BANKER.
348
00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,995
-I'VE NEVER MET AN INVESTMENT
BANKER IN NEW YORK.
349
00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:21,302
I AMA BIT SURPRISED, VIRGINIA.
350
00:25:21,302 --> 00:25:23,260
-DO YOU THINK I SHOULD
TEXT HIM BACK?
351
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,132
-MM.
352
00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:27,438
ARE YOU KEEPING HIM ON ICE OR...
353
00:25:27,438 --> 00:25:29,353
-NO.
-HUH?
354
00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:32,139
-NO, I JUST WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE
TO START IF I SAW HIM AGAIN.
355
00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:34,228
IT'S NOT LIKE...
356
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,535
IT'S A ONE-TIME THING.
357
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,798
-IS THAT LIKE A RULE
OF BLENDR?
358
00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:40,756
HOW DOES IT WORK?
359
00:25:40,756 --> 00:25:42,279
-NO, THERE ARE NO RULES.
360
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:44,412
IT'S THE WILD WEST
OUT THERE, BABY.
361
00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:46,022
-YEE-HAW.
362
00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:50,679
-YOU SHOULD WAVE
TO YOUR FAN CLUB.
363
00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:52,507
I'M GONNA COME BACK FOR THIS.
364
00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:55,118
GIVE ME THE KEYS.
-YEAH.
365
00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:58,644
-ROWR!
366
00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:24,887
-HEY, MAN.
367
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:27,281
HEY, COFFEE-SHOP GUY, RIGHT?
368
00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:30,110
-OH, HEY, UH...
369
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:32,025
MINOR THREAT, RIGHT?
-YEAH.
370
00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:33,504
-HEY, MAN. HOW YOU DOING?
371
00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:35,071
-YEAH, I FORGOT YOUR NAME.
372
00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:36,290
-OH, I'M GREG, MAN.
373
00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:37,813
-COOL, GREG. I'M CODY.
374
00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:39,598
-HEY, UH, DID YOU EVER
FIGURE OUT
375
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,556
WHAT, UH, SITE YOU HEARD
THAT SHIT ON?
376
00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:43,384
-PITCHFORK.
-REALLY?
377
00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:45,168
YOU HEARD THAT ON PITCHFORK?
378
00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:47,170
-IT WAS JUST A RUMOR, BUT, YEAH.
379
00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:48,345
-HUH.
380
00:26:48,345 --> 00:26:49,564
WELL, FUCKIN' "A," RIGHT?
381
00:26:50,957 --> 00:26:52,828
ALL RIGHT, WELL, UH, THANKS,
MAN, YEAH.
382
00:26:52,828 --> 00:26:54,264
-HEY, YOU LIVE HERE?
383
00:26:54,264 --> 00:26:56,484
-UH...YEAH, MAN,
I LIVE RIGHT HERE.
384
00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:58,399
THIS IS MY SPOT.
-NICE.
385
00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:00,227
YEAH, I LOVE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
386
00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:02,533
I'M COMPLETELY LOST,
BUT THAT'S A WHOLE OTHER STORY.
387
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:04,144
-OH, WHERE YOU TRYING TO GO TO?
388
00:27:04,144 --> 00:27:06,712
-UH, MERCURY LOUNGE.
SOME BANDS TO CHECK OUT TONIGHT.
389
00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:07,930
-OH, NICE. YEAH, YEAH.
390
00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:10,324
UH...IT'S A BIT OF A WAYS.
391
00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:13,066
UH, HOUSTON AND ESSEX, I THINK.
392
00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:14,981
-HOUSTON AND ESSEX.
393
00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:16,809
WHAT'S THAT -- LIKE 20 MINUTES?
394
00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:19,550
-UH, 15, 20.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
395
00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:21,074
-FUCK.
396
00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:22,771
I GOT TO PISS LIKE A RACEHORSE.
397
00:27:25,469 --> 00:27:27,907
HEY, MAN, YOU DON'T THINK
I COULD REAL QUICK...
398
00:27:27,907 --> 00:27:29,996
-OH, UH...
399
00:27:31,911 --> 00:27:33,434
-YEAH, IT WAS ACTUALLY, UH...
400
00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:37,612
FRIEND OF MINE RECOMMENDED IT.
401
00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:41,572
YEAH, IT WAS KIND OF RANDOM,
402
00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:45,968
BUT, UH, I THINK SHE SAID
SHE ACTUALLY KNOWS YOU.
403
00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:49,885
VIRGINIA WALKER?
404
00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:51,539
-UH...
405
00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:53,846
NAH, THAT DOESN'T
RING A BELL, MAN.
406
00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:55,630
-THAT'S FUNNY.
407
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:58,415
SHE SAID THAT SHE DATED ONE
OF THE BARISTAS THERE ONCE.
408
00:27:58,415 --> 00:28:00,243
UH...
409
00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:03,116
HERE.
410
00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:05,335
THAT'S HER.
411
00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:08,121
-AH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I RECOGNIZE HER.
412
00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:10,558
UH, BUT I DON'T, LIKE,
KNOW HER OR ANYTHING.
413
00:28:10,558 --> 00:28:13,126
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
-UH-HUH.
414
00:28:13,126 --> 00:28:15,868
YEAH, SHE'S ACTUALLY IN BERLIN
RIGHT NOW
415
00:28:15,868 --> 00:28:17,652
FOR THE NEXT COUPLE MONTHS.
416
00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:19,959
-YOU OKAY, MAN?
417
00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:23,571
-AM I OKAY?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
418
00:28:23,571 --> 00:28:26,095
-NO, NO, NO, JUST...
419
00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:28,532
ALL THESE QUESTIONS --
420
00:28:28,532 --> 00:28:30,143
IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD, MAN.
421
00:28:32,972 --> 00:28:36,802
-JUST...HAVING CONVERSATION.
422
00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:38,586
-WELL, UH, BATHROOM'S
OVER THIS --
423
00:28:38,586 --> 00:28:40,414
-WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW HER?
424
00:28:40,414 --> 00:28:42,329
-EXCUSE ME?
425
00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:46,202
-DO YOU REMEMBER IF YOU SEEN
HER THERE LIKE, UH, RECENTLY?
426
00:28:46,202 --> 00:28:49,858
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
427
00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:52,948
-YEAH. YEAH. IT'S JUST THAT
THERE'S LIKE A WEIRD THING
428
00:28:52,948 --> 00:28:54,733
THAT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT.
429
00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:59,041
-WELL, THE BATHROOM'S
OVER THERE.
430
00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:00,826
-NICE. IS THAT YOUR ROOM?
431
00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:03,698
-COME ON.
432
00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:07,702
-THANKS.
433
00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:16,667
MM. SHIT.
434
00:29:19,888 --> 00:29:21,847
-YOU ALL RIGHT IN THERE?
435
00:29:27,461 --> 00:29:29,115
-FUCK.
436
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,076
HEY, MAN, UH, I THINK, UH,
437
00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:36,209
YOUR PLUMBING'S ACTING
A LITTLE WEIRD.
438
00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:38,602
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK IT OUT.
439
00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:40,996
-SERIOUSLY, MAN?
440
00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:44,260
-YEAH, I-I SWEAR -- I SWEAR
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
441
00:29:47,176 --> 00:29:48,787
-JESUS.
442
00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:58,100
-REALLY SLOWLY AND DELICATELY,
443
00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:01,800
I'LL JUST KISS
ALL AROUND YOUR PUSSY.
444
00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:08,502
AND, UH, I'LL JUST LICK THE
OUTSIDE REALLY SLOWLY AND FIRMLY
445
00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:16,292
AND...THEN I'LL WORK MY WAY UP
TO THE TOP.
446
00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:19,339
-THEN I'LL GO DOWN ON YOU.
447
00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:24,257
AND THEN I'LL JUST KIND OF...
SLOWLY TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT,
448
00:30:24,257 --> 00:30:28,652
AND THEN I'LL LICK REALLY
GENTLY AROUND THE EDGES
449
00:30:28,652 --> 00:30:30,176
ONE AT A TIME.
450
00:30:30,176 --> 00:30:31,699
-MM-HMM.
451
00:30:35,137 --> 00:30:39,228
-JUST SORT OF SLICK MY TONGUE
REALLY GINGERLY OVER THEM.
452
00:30:39,228 --> 00:30:42,928
AND THEN I'LL MOVE UP
TO THE SHAFT...
453
00:30:45,017 --> 00:30:48,977
...SLIDE MY TONGUE OVER IT,
UP AND DOWN,
454
00:30:48,977 --> 00:30:51,588
UP AND DOWN, BUNCH OF TIMES.
455
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,376
-TALK ABOUT SUCKING IT AGAIN.
456
00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:59,422
-NO, UH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
ELSE TO SAY.
457
00:30:59,422 --> 00:31:01,250
-OH, VIRGINIA.
GOD.
458
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:04,253
-UH, I'LL KEEP
SUCKING YOUR COCK.
459
00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:09,868
HEY, WILL YOU LOOK
INTO YOUR WEBCAM FOR A SECOND?
460
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,217
-SURE.
461
00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:20,008
-THANK YOU.
462
00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:26,623
HOW WAS IT?
463
00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:29,539
-IT WAS GREAT.
464
00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:31,628
YOU'RE SO GOOD.
465
00:31:31,628 --> 00:31:35,023
MM. YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY
RIGHT NOW.
466
00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:08,698
-LITERARY SOCIETY OF NEW YORK.
THIS IS VIRGINIA.
467
00:34:08,698 --> 00:34:10,309
HI, GEORGE.
468
00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:16,054
WELL, THE BOOK FORUM IS SENDING
STAN OVER, I THINK.
469
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:19,840
NO, I-I KNOW THAT HE LOVED
THE SHORT STORIES.
470
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,973
RIGHT, MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.
471
00:34:22,973 --> 00:34:24,801
OKAY.
472
00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:28,066
OKAY, TAKE CARE. BYE.
473
00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,137
-HEY.
-HEY.
474
00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:59,662
SO, UH, I MEAN, I THINK
I SUBMITTED THE PASSAGE
475
00:34:59,662 --> 00:35:03,753
I'M GONNA READ, AND SARAH SAID
THE REST IS TAKEN CARE OF?
476
00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:05,625
-YEAH, SHOULD ALL BE
TAKEN CARE OF.
477
00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,366
THE INVITATIONS ARE ALL OUT.
478
00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:08,845
-AH.
479
00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:11,587
YOU ARE THE BEST, VIRGINIA,
SERIOUSLY.
480
00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:13,285
MM.
481
00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:15,852
SO, NEXT STEP IS I JUST, UH,
CURL UP IN THE CORNER
482
00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:17,245
AND PANIC-ATTACK, RIGHT?
483
00:35:18,638 --> 00:35:21,858
-YOU'LL BE SUPERB.
484
00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:27,125
I ALWAYS FELT EMBARRASSED
TO TELL YOU THIS,
485
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,866
BUT I LOVED
"STRONG ARMS, WEAK HEART."
486
00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:31,172
-OH.
487
00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:33,914
-I TOTALLY RELATED TO NORA.
-OH, MAN.
488
00:35:33,914 --> 00:35:36,046
I AM DELIGHTED AND SORRY
TO HEAR THAT.
489
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:38,310
-OH, HEY!
490
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,268
-UH, THIS IS VIRGINIA.
491
00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:42,314
-HI. I'M THE GIRLFRIEND, MARY.
492
00:35:42,314 --> 00:35:44,533
-HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
493
00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:47,101
-MARY'S IN TOWN FOR THE WEEKEND.
-OH, THAT'S GREAT.
494
00:35:47,101 --> 00:35:49,234
LET ME KNOW IF I COULD ASSIST
YOU WITH ANYTHING
495
00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:51,061
WHILE YOU'RE HERE.
-OH, THANKS. WE WILL.
496
00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:53,412
SO, ARE YOU A WRITER, TOO,
VIRGINIA?
497
00:35:53,412 --> 00:35:55,762
-UM...NOPE.
498
00:35:55,762 --> 00:35:57,372
-AW, COME ON. YES, YOU ARE.
499
00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:59,896
-I'M NOT.
NO, THIS IS MY JOB.
500
00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:02,377
-WELL, PERSISTENCE IS KEY.
501
00:36:04,858 --> 00:36:07,904
-WELL, SHALL WE?
-YES.
502
00:36:07,904 --> 00:36:11,299
TAKE CARE, VIRGINIA.
-BYE.
503
00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:16,174
-"ARE YOU A WRITER, TOO?"
504
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,697
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?
505
00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:19,438
-I DON'T KNOW IF SHE MEANT IT
THAT WAY.
506
00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:21,091
-YES, SHE DID.
-SHE TOTALLY DIDN'T.
507
00:36:21,091 --> 00:36:23,093
WHO THE FUCK IS JEALOUS
OF THE OFFICE MANAGER?
508
00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:25,139
-WELL,
YOU'RE A NEW YORKER.
509
00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:26,575
-UGH, NOT FOR LONG.
510
00:36:26,575 --> 00:36:28,490
DON'T SAY THAT.
511
00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:31,580
-OH, I MEANT TO ASK YOU IF YOU
COULD COVER THE READING FOR ME.
512
00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:33,365
YOU KNOW MY FRIEND AMY
I TOLD YOU ABOUT?
513
00:36:33,365 --> 00:36:34,670
-YEAH.
-YEAH.
514
00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:36,411
YEAH, SHE'S IN TOWN
FOR ONE NIGHT,
515
00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:38,500
AND SHE ASKED ME TO GO
TO THIS DINNER THING.
516
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,763
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN FOREVER.
517
00:36:40,763 --> 00:36:42,852
-SHIT, I CAN'T.
518
00:36:42,852 --> 00:36:44,245
-SOMETHING INTERESTING?
519
00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:45,507
-IT'S SO STUPID.
520
00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:47,466
UM, YOU REMEMBER
THAT CRAZY-SHIRT GUY
521
00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:49,990
WHO WAS CHECKING US OUT
OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE LAST WEEK?
522
00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:52,253
-YEAH.
-YEAH.
523
00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:55,604
WELL, UM, IT'S CRAZY,
BUT BASICALLY HE POSTED ABOUT ME
524
00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:57,345
ON "MISSED CONNECTIONS."
525
00:36:57,345 --> 00:36:58,955
YOU KNOW, ON CRAIGSLIST?
526
00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:00,522
-YEAH. WEIRD.
-YEAH.
527
00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:03,786
SO, I-I RESPONDED,
AND WE'RE GETTING DRINKS.
528
00:37:03,786 --> 00:37:05,875
I KNOW, RIGHT?
-YEAH, WHY NOT?
529
00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:08,574
-BUT IF I END UP IN A GARBAGE
CAN, NOW YOU KNOW WHY.
530
00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:10,271
-MM-HMM.
-MM-HMM.
531
00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:19,062
-DID YOU BEAT IT REALLY THIN?
532
00:37:19,062 --> 00:37:22,022
-I BEAT IT TO A -- TO A PULP.
533
00:37:22,022 --> 00:37:24,764
YOU KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE IT WAS A --
IT WAS A "JERK."
534
00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:27,375
IT WAS A JERK CHICKEN.
GET IT?
535
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,116
NO?
-JERK CHICKEN?
536
00:37:29,116 --> 00:37:30,596
-YEAH.
-BEAT IT TO A PULP?
537
00:37:30,596 --> 00:37:32,206
-'CAUSE IT WAS A "JERK."
538
00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:33,860
-YEAH.
THAT'S GOOD.
539
00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,862
-YEAH?
-YEAH, THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
540
00:37:35,862 --> 00:37:37,472
-YEAH, THANKS.
541
00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:41,476
MM. LEMON.
542
00:37:41,476 --> 00:37:42,869
-LEMON.
-YEAH.
543
00:37:43,913 --> 00:37:46,916
-COOL.
-YEAH.
544
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:48,396
-IS THE FLAME UP HIGH?
545
00:37:48,396 --> 00:37:51,660
-IT -- UH, MEDIUM-LOW.
546
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:53,009
-PUMP IT UP.
547
00:37:53,009 --> 00:37:56,099
-PUMP IT UP.
ALL RIGHT.
548
00:37:56,099 --> 00:37:59,494
-KLEINE SUENDEN.
549
00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,757
LITTLE SINS.
550
00:38:03,106 --> 00:38:04,978
-I THINK YOU ARE
SINGLE-HANDEDLY SUPPORTING
551
00:38:04,978 --> 00:38:06,980
THE GERMAN CANDY INDUSTRY.
552
00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:10,549
-THAT'S AN INTERESTING REMARK
TO MAKE TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
553
00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:13,726
-THEY'RE VERY WELL NAMED,
I HAVE TO SAY -- LITTLE SINS.
554
00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:15,336
ALTHOUGH, I HAVE A THEORY
555
00:38:15,336 --> 00:38:17,947
THAT YOU COULD NAME CANDY
"LITTLE ANYTHINGS"
556
00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:19,688
AND PEOPLE WOULD EAT THEM.
557
00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:25,215
-SINCE WHEN DO YOU SPEAK
GERMAN?
558
00:38:25,215 --> 00:38:26,782
-JA.
559
00:38:26,782 --> 00:38:29,829
JUST, UH...
ROSETTA STONE, YO.
560
00:38:29,829 --> 00:38:31,657
I JUST STARTED.
561
00:38:33,528 --> 00:38:37,880
-IT'S OKAY. YOU CAN ADMIT IT IF
YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT IMPRESSED.
562
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,014
ANYWAY, I THINK I COULD HAVE
YOU EATING SOME
563
00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:42,494
-YEAH, I GET IT.
564
00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:45,366
-OR PERHAPS YOU'D BE
MORE INTERESTED
565
00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:47,194
IN SOME
566
00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,848
-YEP, THAT'S VERY GOOD.
567
00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:54,027
-MAYBE SOME
568
00:38:54,027 --> 00:38:55,594
-LOOK, I'M NOT FAT,
569
00:38:55,594 --> 00:38:57,596
SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING ON ABOUT.
570
00:38:57,596 --> 00:39:00,033
ALSO, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO BE
FUNNY, JUST TAKE A HINT,
571
00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:02,992
AND IF SOMEBODY DOESN'T LAUGH
THE FIRST TIME, JUST LET IT GO.
572
00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:06,126
-HEY.
573
00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:09,825
HEY, WILL YOU COME BACK?
574
00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:37,609
-THIS LINE SUCKS.
575
00:40:37,609 --> 00:40:39,262
-SUCKS.
-YEAH.
576
00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:40,438
-SHIT.
577
00:40:44,529 --> 00:40:46,313
-EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT?
578
00:40:46,313 --> 00:40:48,358
-UM...I THINK I DO.
579
00:40:48,358 --> 00:40:52,928
LET ME CHECK THIS.
SURE. YEAH.
580
00:40:52,928 --> 00:40:55,540
-THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
581
00:41:03,069 --> 00:41:04,374
-THANK YOU.
582
00:41:04,374 --> 00:41:05,724
-MM-HMM.
583
00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:09,902
-WHAT'S UP WITH THIS LINE?
584
00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:12,470
IT'S LIKE WE'RE AT LIKE
STUDIO 54 OR SOMETHING.
585
00:41:14,036 --> 00:41:17,779
-ALMOST -- IT'S, UH --
IT'S '90s NIGHT IN THERE.
586
00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:19,781
-NO WAY.
-WAY.
587
00:41:19,781 --> 00:41:21,522
-NO, IT'S NOT.
-YEAH.
588
00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:23,568
-OH, MY GOD.
589
00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:26,701
WELL, GOOD, 'CAUSE
I'M GONNA GO IN THERE
590
00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:29,399
AND DO THE...N'SYNC
PUPPET-STRING DANCE.
591
00:41:29,399 --> 00:41:31,489
-OH, MY GOD. DO YOU KNOW IT?
592
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,838
-I DON'T WANT TO BRAG.
593
00:41:32,838 --> 00:41:34,709
BUT, UH, YEAH.
594
00:41:34,709 --> 00:41:38,191
I WAS PROBABLY THE ONLY, UH --
THE ONLY GUY IN MY CLASS
595
00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:41,542
IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THAT WAS INTO
THE WHOLE BOY-BAND THING.
596
00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:42,761
-OH, MY GOD.
-CUTE.
597
00:41:42,761 --> 00:41:46,634
-WE WOULD'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS.
598
00:41:50,464 --> 00:41:52,988
-MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP.
599
00:41:52,988 --> 00:41:55,295
-YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS?
600
00:41:55,295 --> 00:41:56,514
-SHH!
601
00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:05,958
B.R.B.
602
00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:38,703
-AW, FUCK.
603
00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:54,719
-UH, HELLO.
604
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,025
I AM, I KNOW.
605
00:43:57,025 --> 00:44:00,681
I AM NOT. I AM NOT!
606
00:44:00,681 --> 00:44:04,032
I'M NOT DRUNK.
607
00:44:04,032 --> 00:44:07,645
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TONY TATTOO'S
608
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,298
AND NOT KNOW YOU'RE A SLUT.
609
00:44:09,298 --> 00:44:12,780
WAIT, DID THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?
610
00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:15,043
OKAY, GOOD.
611
00:44:17,045 --> 00:44:21,267
UH, I HOPE SO.
BYE.
612
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,631
WHAT'S UP WITH YOU
AND THE FIDGETING?
613
00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:40,765
MM.
614
00:44:58,521 --> 00:44:59,522
WHAT'S GOING ON?
615
00:44:59,522 --> 00:45:02,090
-UM, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
616
00:45:02,090 --> 00:45:04,136
-SO? IS SHE HERE?
617
00:45:04,136 --> 00:45:06,138
-I THINK THE COAST IS CLEAR.
618
00:45:09,489 --> 00:45:12,622
-WE NEED MOORE BOOZE.
619
00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:34,601
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
620
00:45:34,601 --> 00:45:36,211
-WE NEED TO TALK.
621
00:45:36,211 --> 00:45:39,519
-WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING
AT MY PHONE?
622
00:45:39,519 --> 00:45:41,477
-I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
623
00:45:41,477 --> 00:45:44,132
-I'M SO CONFUSED.
624
00:45:44,132 --> 00:45:46,221
WHAT'S GOING ON?
625
00:45:46,221 --> 00:45:47,440
-HOLD ON.
626
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,311
-DON'T GO ON MY COMPUTER.
627
00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:54,055
-DO YOU REMEMBER HOW I TOLD
YOU THAT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
628
00:45:57,015 --> 00:45:58,451
IT'S VIRGINIA.
629
00:46:01,149 --> 00:46:02,498
VIRGINIA WALKER.
630
00:46:02,498 --> 00:46:04,457
DON'T PRETEND
THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HER.
631
00:46:04,457 --> 00:46:06,067
I SAW YOU IN A PHOTO WITH HER.
632
00:46:06,067 --> 00:46:08,548
-WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
633
00:46:10,942 --> 00:46:13,118
THERE.
634
00:46:13,118 --> 00:46:15,685
-I DON'T KNOW THIS GIRL.
635
00:46:20,081 --> 00:46:22,344
I'M NOT EVEN FACEBOOK FRIENDS
WITH HER.
636
00:46:22,344 --> 00:46:24,520
-WAIT.
637
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:28,394
NO, NO. WHAT?
NO, NO, I SAW YOU.
638
00:46:28,394 --> 00:46:29,743
YOU'RE IN THE...
639
00:46:29,743 --> 00:46:31,397
-HOLD ON.
640
00:46:34,966 --> 00:46:37,098
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE?
641
00:46:37,098 --> 00:46:38,447
-LOOK.
642
00:46:38,447 --> 00:46:40,145
-GET THE FUCK
OUT OF MY APARTMENT.
643
00:46:40,145 --> 00:46:42,321
-CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN, OKAY?
JUST WAIT.
644
00:46:42,321 --> 00:46:43,670
I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
645
00:46:43,670 --> 00:46:45,237
WHAT THE DEAL IS
WITH VIRGINIA, OKAY?
646
00:46:45,237 --> 00:46:46,847
-I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT GIRL.
647
00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:49,110
-THEN WHO WAS THE GIRL
THAT JUST TEXTED YOU, HUH?
648
00:46:50,938 --> 00:46:52,679
-GET OUT.
649
00:46:54,159 --> 00:46:56,552
GET OUT!
650
00:47:05,039 --> 00:47:06,780
-DUDE, WHERE ARE YOU
RIGHT NOW?
651
00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:09,087
IT SOUNDS LOUD AS SHIT.
652
00:47:11,785 --> 00:47:15,093
OH, SWEET.
653
00:47:15,093 --> 00:47:18,444
DUDE, TE-- TEXT ME THE ADDRESS.
654
00:47:18,444 --> 00:47:20,968
YEAH, NO, NO, I WAS GONNA
GO HOME, BUT I KI--
655
00:47:20,968 --> 00:47:23,057
I KIND OF FEEL LIKE HANGING.
656
00:47:49,954 --> 00:47:53,783
BECAUSE IF --
IF SHE IS IN BERLIN,
657
00:47:53,783 --> 00:47:55,524
I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING
PSYCHOPATH.
658
00:47:57,265 --> 00:47:59,441
-WHICH -- I DON'T KNOW --
AT THIS POINT, MAYBE I AM.
659
00:47:59,441 --> 00:48:01,443
I FEEL LIKE ONE.
I FEEL LIKE I'M -- I'M ONE.
660
00:48:01,443 --> 00:48:04,490
-YEAH.
-I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING CRAZY.
661
00:48:04,490 --> 00:48:06,884
I FEEL I'M -- I'M GOING INSANE.
662
00:48:09,016 --> 00:48:11,062
-AWW.
663
00:48:11,062 --> 00:48:13,629
-BUT, LIKE, LOOK...
664
00:48:13,629 --> 00:48:16,719
LET'S SAY SHE IS IN NEW YORK.
665
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,678
-MM-HMM.
-THEN WHATEVER. WHO CARES?
666
00:48:18,678 --> 00:48:21,202
SHE'S A BITCH. FUCK IT.
667
00:48:21,202 --> 00:48:23,901
I WILL MOVE ON, THOUGH,
AND FORGET ABOUT IT.
668
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:27,730
BUT IT'S THE NOT...KNOWING
669
00:48:27,730 --> 00:48:29,863
THAT'S MAKING ME SO CRAZY.
670
00:48:29,863 --> 00:48:33,432
IT'S -- IF I COULD JUST KNOW
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER,
671
00:48:33,432 --> 00:48:36,696
BUT NOT KNOWING
IS WHAT MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE.
672
00:48:42,702 --> 00:48:44,443
YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?
673
00:48:44,443 --> 00:48:47,620
-MNH. WHAT IS IT?
674
00:48:47,620 --> 00:48:51,189
-YOU'RE A FUCKING PUSSY.
675
00:48:51,189 --> 00:48:52,886
P-U-S-S-Y.
676
00:48:52,886 --> 00:48:54,540
-OH, FUCK YOU!
677
00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:57,935
WHAT, I'M A PUSSY 'CAUSE
I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THINGS?
678
00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,762
THAT MAKES ME A FUCKING PUSSY?
679
00:48:59,762 --> 00:49:01,416
-YEAH, A FUCKING LITTLE
DICK-PUSSY.
680
00:49:01,416 --> 00:49:03,114
-MM. WHATEVER, THEN.
ALL RIGHT. I AM.
681
00:49:03,114 --> 00:49:05,638
-LIKE, YOU PROBABLY HAVE
A LITTLE NUB DICK.
682
00:49:05,638 --> 00:49:07,553
YOU HAVE A LITTLE NUB DICK,
RIGHT?
683
00:49:07,553 --> 00:49:09,207
A LITTLE, TINY, LITTLE,
BABY PENIS.
684
00:49:09,207 --> 00:49:12,297
AM I RIGHT?
685
00:49:31,011 --> 00:49:33,796
-YEAH?
686
00:49:36,321 --> 00:49:37,670
YOU'VE BEEN TESTED, RIGHT?
687
00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:39,759
-YEAH. HAVE YOU?
-YEAH.
688
00:49:39,759 --> 00:49:41,456
-YEAH?
-OH, YEAH.
689
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,804
I DON'T KNOW.
690
00:50:24,804 --> 00:50:30,070
I GUESS IF I'M BEING HONEST
WITH YOU, THEN I HAVE TO SAY
691
00:50:30,070 --> 00:50:36,946
THAT IT HAS BEEN REALLY GETTING
TO ME LATELY...
692
00:50:36,946 --> 00:50:40,863
THE DISTANCE, YOU KNOW, AND...
693
00:50:40,863 --> 00:50:43,127
HOW CRAZY IT CAN MAKE YOU
694
00:50:43,127 --> 00:50:45,825
AND HOW HARD IT IS TO HAVE,
YOU KNOW,
695
00:50:45,825 --> 00:50:47,566
SO MANY FEELINGS TIED UP
696
00:50:47,566 --> 00:50:50,525
IN SOMETHING THAT'S SO FAR AWAY
FROM YOU
697
00:50:50,525 --> 00:50:55,443
AND SO COMPLETELY OUT
OF YOUR CONTROL, YOU KNOW?
698
00:50:57,793 --> 00:51:01,188
-ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?
699
00:51:01,188 --> 00:51:02,450
-WHAT?
700
00:51:05,105 --> 00:51:08,369
-I JUST FEEL LIKE WE'VE COME
REALLY FAR,
701
00:51:08,369 --> 00:51:12,199
AND I'M COMING HOME REALLY
SOON, AND WE'RE CLOSE.
702
00:51:12,199 --> 00:51:14,680
WE'RE REALLY CLOSE.
703
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:19,685
-YEAH, YOU'RE COMING BACK
SO SOON. YOU'RE RIGHT.
704
00:51:19,685 --> 00:51:22,862
-HAVE YOU EVER FELT THIS SORT
OF CONNECTION
705
00:51:22,862 --> 00:51:25,125
WITH ANYONE BEFORE?
706
00:51:28,389 --> 00:51:29,869
-NO.
707
00:51:29,869 --> 00:51:32,698
-THEN WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?
708
00:51:34,482 --> 00:51:37,572
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
709
00:51:37,572 --> 00:51:41,620
DON'T BE AN IDIOT.
710
00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:45,189
I LOVE YOU. I REALLY LOVE YOU.
711
00:51:56,287 --> 00:51:58,332
CODY?
712
00:52:23,052 --> 00:52:26,665
-I KNOW. I'M SO SORRY.
713
00:52:26,665 --> 00:52:28,145
I --
714
00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:30,321
YEAH, NO, BELIEVE ME,
I WISH I COULD,
715
00:52:30,321 --> 00:52:32,671
BUT IT'S FAMILY, AND, I MEAN,
716
00:52:32,671 --> 00:52:35,152
MY MOM WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME
IF I DON'T GO.
717
00:52:37,545 --> 00:52:40,592
HE'S 85.
718
00:52:40,592 --> 00:52:42,594
YEAH, HE KN-- NO, HE KNOWS --
719
00:52:42,594 --> 00:52:45,118
HE KNOWS HE SHOULDN'T
BE DRIVING,
720
00:52:45,118 --> 00:52:47,338
BUT HE'S BEEN FORGETTING THINGS.
721
00:52:47,338 --> 00:52:49,166
THE DOCTORS THINK
EARLY ALZHEIMER'S.
722
00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,603
I DON'T KNOW.
723
00:52:51,603 --> 00:52:54,040
NO, HE'S -- HE'S OKAY.
HE'S FINE.
724
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:57,348
THEY THINK MILD CONCUSSION,
MAYBE, AT WORST,
725
00:52:57,348 --> 00:52:58,914
BUT HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.
726
00:52:58,914 --> 00:53:01,003
MY WHOLE FAMILY'S THERE.
I GOT TO GO.
727
00:53:01,003 --> 00:53:02,788
I GOT TO GO.
728
00:53:02,788 --> 00:53:06,531
NO, JUST NOT GONNA MAKE
THE DEADLINE.
729
00:53:06,531 --> 00:53:09,186
I WILL GIVE YOU
A THOUSAND MILLION WORDS
730
00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:11,492
ON CRICUT SCRAPBOOKING
NEXT WEEK,
731
00:53:11,492 --> 00:53:14,800
BUT THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS
I'M OUT OF COMMISSION, OKAY?
732
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,019
-♪...BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪
733
00:53:17,019 --> 00:53:19,239
-NO.
734
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,154
NO.
735
00:53:21,154 --> 00:53:23,069
NO, I'M -- I'M GOIN--
I'M GOING TO --
736
00:53:23,069 --> 00:53:25,114
I'M GOING TO THE GRAND CENTRAL
RIGHT NOW.
737
00:53:25,114 --> 00:53:27,465
I GOT TO GET ON THE TRAIN.
738
00:53:30,032 --> 00:53:34,472
LISTEN, I -- LOOK, THIS IS NOT
EASY FOR ME, OKAY?
739
00:53:36,778 --> 00:53:39,955
YES, NEXT WEEK. ABSOLUTELY.
740
00:53:42,349 --> 00:53:44,438
YEAH.
YEAH, I'LL CHECK IT -- YEP.
741
00:53:44,438 --> 00:53:45,700
I'M CHECKING IT NOW.
742
00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:47,789
CHECKING IT.
743
00:53:47,789 --> 00:53:50,401
WHAT?
744
00:53:50,401 --> 00:53:53,055
UH, MY MOM IS -- MY MOM IS
ACTUALLY, UH, CALLING ME.
745
00:53:53,055 --> 00:53:54,883
UH, IT'S PROBABLY
ABOUT MY GRANDDAD,
746
00:53:54,883 --> 00:53:56,233
SO I GOT TO TAKE IT, OKAY?
747
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,886
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
748
00:55:52,044 --> 00:55:54,568
-♪ AND THROUGH EVERYTHING THAT
WE'D BEEN THROUGH♪
749
00:55:54,568 --> 00:55:56,614
♪ WE STILL STAYED TOGETHER♪
750
00:55:56,614 --> 00:56:00,182
♪ I JUST PRAY THAT WE CAN MAKE
THIS THING LAST FOREVER♪
751
00:56:00,182 --> 00:56:04,099
♪ I DO ADORE YOU, SO YOU KNOW
YOU CAN ASK FOR WHATEVER♪
752
00:57:37,584 --> 00:57:41,762
-UM, VEGETABLES, LIVESTOCK.
753
00:57:41,762 --> 00:57:43,895
I REALIZED IT WAS THE FIRST
TIME SINCE MOVING TO NEW YORK
754
00:57:43,895 --> 00:57:46,724
WHERE I'VE, LIKE, REALLY
ACTUALLY DONE SOMETHING
755
00:57:46,724 --> 00:57:49,988
WITH MY HANDS -- SOMETHING,
YOU KNOW, PHYSICAL LIKE THAT.
756
00:57:49,988 --> 00:57:51,642
IT'S SO GRATIFYING, YOU KNOW?
757
00:57:51,642 --> 00:57:53,600
-YEAH. FAIR ENOUGH.
758
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,995
-AND THEN I SUDDENLY REALIZED,
"YOU KNOW, I THINK PEOPLE
759
00:57:56,995 --> 00:57:59,693
"MIGHT BE WILLING TO ACTUALLY
PAY FOR THIS.
760
00:57:59,693 --> 00:58:05,351
LIKE, PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY PAY
MONEY TO DO WORK ON A FARM."
761
00:58:05,351 --> 00:58:07,309
-YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
762
00:58:07,309 --> 00:58:08,746
-THANKS.
763
00:58:11,792 --> 00:58:14,142
-IT'S ALSO KIND OF SILLY.
764
00:58:14,142 --> 00:58:16,188
-YEAH? HOW SO?
765
00:58:16,188 --> 00:58:19,887
-WELL, UM...
766
00:58:19,887 --> 00:58:23,238
YOU'RE ALLOWING PEOPLE TO WALK
IN THE SHOES OF A FARMER
767
00:58:23,238 --> 00:58:25,763
FOR A WEEK,
BUT IT'S NOT REAL FARMING.
768
00:58:25,763 --> 00:58:28,809
IT'S LIKE AN AMUSEMENT-PARK
VERSION OF FARMING,
769
00:58:28,809 --> 00:58:30,376
AND WHEN YOU DO THAT,
770
00:58:30,376 --> 00:58:32,770
WHEN YOU TRY AND GET
AT THE ESSENCE OF A THING,
771
00:58:32,770 --> 00:58:34,162
BUT YOU LOSE EVERYTHING
772
00:58:34,162 --> 00:58:36,382
THAT COMPLICATES IT
AND MAKES IT REAL,
773
00:58:36,382 --> 00:58:40,734
I DO THINK
THAT'S KIND OF DANGEROUS, RIGHT?
774
00:58:40,734 --> 00:58:42,606
OTHER THAN THAT,
IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
775
00:58:42,606 --> 00:58:46,523
YEAH, NO, IT'S OKAY.
776
00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:51,049
IT'S OKAY. I THINK, UH -- NO, I
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
777
00:58:51,049 --> 00:58:55,532
SO, VIRGINIA, WHAT DO YOU DO?
778
00:59:07,674 --> 00:59:08,936
-HEY.
779
00:59:08,936 --> 00:59:10,851
-HEY.
780
00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:13,550
YOU WERE WONDERFUL.
781
00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:14,594
-THINK SO?
782
00:59:14,594 --> 00:59:16,509
-NO, I DON'T. I'M LYING.
783
00:59:16,509 --> 00:59:20,382
THEY PAY ME TO SAY STUFF
LIKE THAT.
784
00:59:20,382 --> 00:59:22,689
-YOU MUST GET PAID A LOT.
YOU'RE A GOOD LIAR.
785
00:59:22,689 --> 00:59:25,126
-THANK YOU.
786
00:59:25,126 --> 00:59:28,913
I'M ON MY WAY OUT.
UH, ARE YOU LEAVING SOON OR...
787
00:59:28,913 --> 00:59:31,045
-OH, YEAH.
788
00:59:31,045 --> 00:59:33,961
YEAH, I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS
AND THEN LOCK UP,
789
00:59:33,961 --> 00:59:36,007
SO PROBABLY LIKE A HALF AN HOUR.
790
00:59:36,007 --> 00:59:39,053
WHY?
791
00:59:39,053 --> 00:59:44,232
-UM, UM, IF YOU WANT TO...
792
00:59:47,061 --> 00:59:50,935
BEEN DYING TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.
793
00:59:50,935 --> 00:59:53,807
-HIT ME.
794
00:59:53,807 --> 00:59:57,463
-YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS APP
CALLED BLENDR?
795
00:59:57,463 --> 01:00:00,597
IT'LL LIST PEOPLE BY PROXIMITY.
796
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:05,384
YOU CAN MEET PEOPLE WHO WANT TO
HOOK UP LIKE RIGHT NOW.
797
01:00:05,384 --> 01:00:07,560
-WOW.
798
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:09,562
YOU AREDRUNK.
799
01:00:12,260 --> 01:00:14,785
NO, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT.
800
01:00:23,968 --> 01:00:25,883
LOOKS LIKE YOU.
801
01:00:32,367 --> 01:00:34,892
I GOT TO GET THIS CLEANED UP.
802
01:00:38,199 --> 01:00:40,027
-THERE'S NO SHAME IN IT.
803
01:00:42,377 --> 01:00:45,990
I DON'T KNOW.
804
01:00:45,990 --> 01:00:48,514
I'M SORRY. I...
805
01:00:48,514 --> 01:00:51,169
IT'S JUST...
806
01:00:51,169 --> 01:00:53,737
YOU LOOKED KIND OF MISERABLE
TONIGHT.
807
01:00:53,737 --> 01:00:57,566
I-I MEAN, I'M UP THERE,
I'M GIVING MY READING,
808
01:00:57,566 --> 01:01:01,788
I'M DOING MY THING, AND OUT OF
THE CORNER OF MY EYE,
809
01:01:01,788 --> 01:01:04,399
I SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN
810
01:01:04,399 --> 01:01:09,317
SITTING
IN THIS MAGICAL COURTYARD,
811
01:01:09,317 --> 01:01:14,845
AND SHE IS JUST WISHING
SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE ELSE.
812
01:01:14,845 --> 01:01:19,023
-SO, VIRGINIA, WHAT DO YOU DO?
813
01:01:19,023 --> 01:01:20,502
-OH.
814
01:01:22,766 --> 01:01:25,638
I'M DOING A FELLOWSHIP
RIGHT NOW --
815
01:01:25,638 --> 01:01:27,771
A STAY AT A WRITER'S PLACE.
816
01:01:27,771 --> 01:01:29,816
-UH-HUH. OKAY.
817
01:01:29,816 --> 01:01:34,168
WELL, IF YOU HAVE ANY FREE TIME
818
01:01:34,168 --> 01:01:38,129
FROM WRITING VAGUELY
ARGUMENTATIVE NONFICTION
819
01:01:38,129 --> 01:01:41,088
OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU'RE
DOING OVER THERE,
820
01:01:41,088 --> 01:01:45,092
UM, WE SHOULD HANG OUT
SOMETIME.
821
01:01:45,092 --> 01:01:47,094
-YEAH, I'D LOVE TO.
822
01:01:47,094 --> 01:01:51,751
BUT ACTUALLY,
I'M IN BERLIN RIGHT NOW.
823
01:01:51,751 --> 01:01:55,015
-WAIT. WHAT?
YOU'RE IN BERLIN?
824
01:01:55,015 --> 01:01:57,975
-YEAH. YEAH, NO, I AM.
I AM.
825
01:01:57,975 --> 01:02:00,281
THE FELLOWSHIP IS AT, UM --
826
01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:05,069
THERE'S THE AMERICAN ACADEMY
IN BERLIN.
827
01:02:05,069 --> 01:02:06,244
YEAH.
828
01:02:06,244 --> 01:02:09,203
I'LL BE BACK IN SIX MONTHS.
829
01:02:11,945 --> 01:02:16,689
I JUST FEEL LIKE MY OWN WORST
ENEMY SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW?
830
01:02:18,082 --> 01:02:22,129
-YEAH. I DO KNOW.
831
01:02:22,129 --> 01:02:25,742
EVERYONE GOES THROUGH.
832
01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:28,875
BUT I'M GONNA PROMISE YOU
SOMETHING.
833
01:02:28,875 --> 01:02:32,705
I SWEAR -- SCOUT'S HONOR --
834
01:02:32,705 --> 01:02:35,316
YOU WILLMAKE IT ACROSS
THAT RUBICON.
835
01:02:37,014 --> 01:02:41,496
-AND ONE DAY, YOU'RE GONNA
EMERGE OUT THE OTHER SIDE
836
01:02:41,496 --> 01:02:46,371
A WHOLE PERSON --
837
01:02:46,371 --> 01:02:52,986
FULL, BEAUTIFUL,
WONDERFUL PERSON.
838
01:02:56,424 --> 01:02:58,862
EVERYONE KNOWS IT.
839
01:03:03,388 --> 01:03:07,914
-OH, MAN.
THAT'S, UM -- WOW.
840
01:03:07,914 --> 01:03:11,091
I WAS TOTALLY NOT
EXPECTING THAT.
841
01:03:14,529 --> 01:03:17,750
-LISTEN, IT WAS REALLY NICE
TALKING TO YOU.
842
01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,839
AND MAYBE WE COULD DO IT AGAIN
SOMETIME.
843
01:03:19,839 --> 01:03:22,059
-TOTALLY.
I'D LO-- I'D LOVE THAT.
844
01:03:22,059 --> 01:03:24,235
I HAD A GOOD TIME
TALKING TO YOU, TOO.
845
01:03:26,019 --> 01:03:27,804
HAVE A GOOD TIME IN BERLIN.
846
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,675
-I WILL.
847
01:03:29,675 --> 01:03:31,938
-UM, YEAH,
I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON.
848
01:03:31,938 --> 01:03:33,374
-OKAY, YOU TOO, YEAH.
849
01:03:33,374 --> 01:03:34,636
-OKAY.
-BYE.
850
01:03:55,179 --> 01:03:57,268
OKAY, HOLD UP.
851
01:03:57,268 --> 01:03:59,313
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
852
01:03:59,313 --> 01:04:02,751
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
853
01:04:02,751 --> 01:04:06,538
-JUST TWO PEOPLE
IN A COURTYARD.
854
01:04:07,582 --> 01:04:11,848
-YEAH, I CAN'T REALLY DO
THINGS LIKE THIS.
855
01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:16,983
BUT -- BUT I THOUGHT...
856
01:04:16,983 --> 01:04:20,465
I MEAN, AREN'T YOU --
-NO. NO.
857
01:04:20,465 --> 01:04:22,423
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
858
01:04:44,968 --> 01:04:47,318
-Hey, you've reached Cody.
Leave me a message.
859
01:04:49,624 --> 01:04:52,236
-Cody?
860
01:04:52,236 --> 01:04:55,500
Cody, I really need to talk to
you, so can you call me please?
861
01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:08,643
-Hey, you've reached Cody.
Leave me a message.
862
01:05:25,051 --> 01:05:27,358
-Hey, you've reached Cody.
Leave me a message.
863
01:05:31,318 --> 01:05:33,625
-Hey, you've reached Cody.
Leave me a message.
864
01:06:16,711 --> 01:06:17,930
-HEY, BACK UP!
865
01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:19,192
-COME ON, MAN!
866
01:06:19,192 --> 01:06:20,541
-WHAT THE FUCK?!
867
01:06:20,541 --> 01:06:21,978
-COME ON, MAN!
868
01:06:24,893 --> 01:06:26,156
-FUCK OFF!
869
01:06:28,158 --> 01:06:29,637
-HEY, HEY!
870
01:06:29,637 --> 01:06:31,726
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
BACK OFF!
871
01:06:31,726 --> 01:06:34,077
-RELAX! RELAX, MAN!
872
01:06:34,077 --> 01:06:35,208
-HEY! HEY!
873
01:06:36,949 --> 01:06:38,472
-GET OFF ME! NO!
874
01:06:38,472 --> 01:06:39,604
NO, MAN! NO!
875
01:08:27,146 --> 01:08:28,669
-HELLO?
876
01:09:54,799 --> 01:09:56,235
-HELLO?
877
01:10:06,027 --> 01:10:07,681
CODY?
878
01:10:15,123 --> 01:10:18,344
PLEASE, PLEASE TALK TO ME.
879
01:10:21,173 --> 01:10:24,132
PLEASE TALK TO ME.
880
01:10:29,399 --> 01:10:31,227
FUCK! FUCK!
881
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:21,032
SO MUCH SMALLER IN REAL LIFE.
882
01:12:21,032 --> 01:12:25,689
-YEAH, I THINK THE...SKYPE
DISTORTS SPACE.
883
01:12:32,086 --> 01:12:34,959
OH, HEY.
-YEAH.
884
01:12:34,959 --> 01:12:36,569
-I KNOW THAT.
885
01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:40,921
DID YOU ACTUALLY GET THAT
IN GERMANY?
886
01:12:40,921 --> 01:12:42,706
-NO.
887
01:12:42,706 --> 01:12:47,232
FLEA MARKET
ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE.
888
01:12:47,232 --> 01:12:52,368
REALLY IS SO MUCH SMALLER.
IT'S WEIRD.
889
01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:55,675
DO YOU MIND IF I GET A DRINK?
-NO, HELP YOURSELF.
890
01:13:08,862 --> 01:13:12,170
-OH, THE CORKSCREW IS IN --
-OH, I KNOW.
891
01:13:13,258 --> 01:13:15,478
IT'S PRACTICALLY MY KITCHEN.
892
01:13:46,944 --> 01:13:50,164
I DIDN'T PLAN IT.
893
01:13:50,164 --> 01:13:52,863
I JUST SAID IT ONE TIME.
894
01:13:52,863 --> 01:13:54,734
IT WORKED.
895
01:13:58,782 --> 01:14:02,438
YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS THING
CALLED BLENDR?
896
01:14:03,830 --> 01:14:05,397
WELL, I DID THAT.
897
01:14:08,139 --> 01:14:11,751
AND AFTER I DID IT,
I STARTED THINKING ABOUT,
898
01:14:11,751 --> 01:14:14,319
WHAT IF THERE WERE
SOME OTHER SORT OF BLENDR
899
01:14:14,319 --> 01:14:17,801
WERE YOU COULD FIND PEOPLE THAT
YOU WANT TO TALK TO RIGHT NOW
900
01:14:17,801 --> 01:14:22,240
OR THAT YOU...WANT TO CARE
ABOUT RIGHT NOW.
901
01:14:32,946 --> 01:14:37,690
EVERY RELATIONSHIP I'VE EVER
BEEN IN HAS ENDED BADLY.
902
01:14:38,909 --> 01:14:42,521
AND THEY'VE ALL STARTED OUT
REALLY WELL.
903
01:14:45,393 --> 01:14:46,873
AND I GUESS I JUST THOUGHT,
904
01:14:46,873 --> 01:14:52,662
MAYBE IF I HAD SOME SORT
OF DISTANCING AGENT,
905
01:14:52,662 --> 01:14:55,186
THAT I COULD MAKE IT WORK
THIS TIME.
906
01:15:17,121 --> 01:15:19,166
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
907
01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:23,127
I KNOW THAT I DON'T COME BACK
FOR FIVE MONTHS.
908
01:15:24,302 --> 01:15:27,697
-YEAH.
909
01:15:27,697 --> 01:15:31,483
BUT I LIKE YOU,
AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.
910
01:15:31,483 --> 01:15:35,966
SO, I GUESS, I WAS,
UM -- I WAS WONDERING...
911
01:15:35,966 --> 01:15:40,231
I KNOW IT'S GOING TO SOUND
INSANE BECAUSE I DON'T --
912
01:15:40,231 --> 01:15:45,279
UH, WE'VE NEVER MET IN PERSON...
913
01:15:45,279 --> 01:15:49,936
BUT I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOU
WOULD THINK ABOUT US...
914
01:15:49,936 --> 01:15:51,895
BEING TOGETHER --
915
01:15:51,895 --> 01:15:57,378
LETTING ME HAVE EXCLUSIVE ACCESS
TO YOUR EMOTIONAL RESERVOIR.
916
01:15:59,206 --> 01:16:00,904
LIKE, YOU'RE ALWAYS
TALKING ABOUT
917
01:16:00,904 --> 01:16:02,688
HOW OPEN TO EVERYTHING YOU ARE,
918
01:16:02,688 --> 01:16:05,299
AND I-I'M JUST -- I'M JUST
GIVING YOU AN OPPORTUNITY HERE
919
01:16:05,299 --> 01:16:07,519
TO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE
YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH IS.
920
01:16:16,441 --> 01:16:17,834
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
921
01:16:17,834 --> 01:16:19,575
I'M...TOUCHING YOU.
922
01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:20,880
TOUCHING YOU.
923
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,926
-YEAH?
-YEAH.
924
01:16:24,318 --> 01:16:26,712
-MM. I CAN FEEL IT.
925
01:16:32,109 --> 01:16:34,241
OKAY.
926
01:16:34,241 --> 01:16:36,766
YOU'RE WEIRD ENOUGH.
LET'S DO IT.
927
01:16:38,115 --> 01:16:41,248
-OKAY.
YEAH.
928
01:16:42,815 --> 01:16:45,775
WELL, I'LL HAVE MY LAWYER SEND
YOU THE CONTRACT.
929
01:16:45,775 --> 01:16:47,341
-OH, GOOD. YES, PLEASE.
930
01:17:41,221 --> 01:17:44,007
I THINK THIS WAS A MISTAKE.
931
01:18:16,430 --> 01:18:19,390
-HEY, CODY.
932
01:18:19,390 --> 01:18:22,785
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAW
THAT GIRL ON THE SUBWAY --
933
01:18:22,785 --> 01:18:25,439
YOU KNOW, THE ONE
THAT YOU THOUGHT WAS ME?
934
01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:28,747
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT
RECENTLY,
935
01:18:28,747 --> 01:18:32,272
AND, UM, IT LED ME
TO WRITE SOMETHING.
936
01:18:32,272 --> 01:18:35,711
I THOUGHT...
937
01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:39,105
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.
938
01:18:39,105 --> 01:18:44,807
"WE FILE INTO THE CAR,
A PARADE OF TRAJECTORIES.
939
01:18:44,807 --> 01:18:49,072
"YOU ARE ALREADY THERE,
FACING INWARD.
940
01:18:49,072 --> 01:18:52,640
"YOU DO NOT HIDE OR TURN AWAY,
BUT FACE US --
941
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:57,471
"AN OBJECT LESSON IN SADNESS.
942
01:18:57,471 --> 01:18:59,996
"SENECA -- I GET OFF.
943
01:18:59,996 --> 01:19:03,826
"IMAGINE YOU ENTER
A QUIET THEATER
944
01:19:03,826 --> 01:19:06,916
"ALREADY DARKENED
IN ANTICIPATION,
945
01:19:06,916 --> 01:19:10,136
"AND YOU HEAR THE SOUNDS
SO OFTEN DROWNED
946
01:19:10,136 --> 01:19:12,530
"IN OUR DAILY RUSH OF MOVEMENT.
947
01:19:12,530 --> 01:19:16,012
"THE TICK OF YOUR WATCH
SURGES IN YOUR EARS,
948
01:19:16,012 --> 01:19:18,362
"AND YOU ARE SURPRISED TO FIND
949
01:19:18,362 --> 01:19:23,497
"IT IS EXACTLY IN TIME
WITH THAT OF YOUR NEIGHBOR.
950
01:19:23,497 --> 01:19:27,284
"TO HAVE SET THEM
AT PRECISELY THE SAME INSTANT,
951
01:19:27,284 --> 01:19:31,984
"WITH ALL OF THE INSTANTS
TO HAVE CHOSEN FROM...
952
01:19:31,984 --> 01:19:34,204
"APPLAUSE RISES FROM THE CROWD
953
01:19:34,204 --> 01:19:37,033
"OR AN IMAGE APPEARS
ON THE SCREEN,
954
01:19:37,033 --> 01:19:41,298
"AND YOU CAN NO LONGER HEAR
TIME PASS.
955
01:19:41,298 --> 01:19:45,171
"WEEKS LATER,
I STEP ONTO THE CAR --
956
01:19:45,171 --> 01:19:48,827
"EYES SWOLLEN AND WET.
957
01:19:48,827 --> 01:19:52,091
"YOU ARE ALREADY THERE.
958
01:19:52,091 --> 01:19:55,878
"AND I SIT IN THE EMPTY SEAT
BESIDE YOU.
959
01:19:55,878 --> 01:19:58,794
"DON'T THINK I DON'T NOTICE
YOUR FLEETING GLANCES
960
01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:00,708
"TOWARDS MY DOWN-TURNED FACE,
961
01:20:00,708 --> 01:20:04,234
"YOUR INQUISITIVE
AND PITYING EYES.
962
01:20:04,234 --> 01:20:06,802
"SENECA.
963
01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:10,327
"ONE BACKWARD GLANCE
AS YOU RISE.
964
01:20:10,327 --> 01:20:14,548
"AND IN THE MOMENT
BEFORE THE ENGINE REVS,
965
01:20:14,548 --> 01:20:19,771
"IN THE SILENCE BEFORE THE CROWD
MOVES FOR THE DOOR,
966
01:20:19,771 --> 01:20:24,123
"I HEAR THE TICKING
OF MY WATCH AND YOURS --
967
01:20:24,123 --> 01:20:26,343
A QUARTER SECOND LATER."
968
01:20:28,258 --> 01:20:32,653
"ONE BEAT OF A HEART MACHINE
BROKEN IN TWO.
969
01:20:32,653 --> 01:20:37,528
"AS YOUR FOOT REACHES
THE GROUND,
970
01:20:37,528 --> 01:20:39,443
THE DOORS CLOSE."
62991
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