1 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,485 -SO, IT'S EITHER "BODIES WE FIXATE UPON" 2 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,704 OR "BODIES WE OBSESS UPON." 3 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:22,968 -HMM. FIXATE OR OBSESS. 4 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:25,275 -UH-HUH. 5 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:28,322 -YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. 6 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,324 I THINK THEY'RE BOTH REALLY NICE. 7 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:32,239 -YOU THINK THEY'RE BOTH REALLY NICE? 8 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:34,241 -MM-HMM. -THAT'S SUPER-HELPFUL. 9 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:35,503 THANK YOU. 10 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:37,026 -OF COURSE. YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 11 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:40,725 -WELL, WHAT -- WHAT COMES AFTER THAT? 12 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:44,338 -"BUT THE MIND'S THE PRIZE." 13 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:47,297 -OHHH, OKAY. 14 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:49,517 IT'S BODIES THAT WE OBSESS UPON, 15 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:52,737 BUT THE MIND'S THE PRIZE. 16 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:55,044 I THINK THAT'S THE WINNER. 17 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:57,438 -OKAY. OBSESS IT IS. 18 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:59,222 -OBSESS IS PRETTY GOOD. 19 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:02,182 WILL YOU LET ME READ THE, UH -- THE FINISHED PRODUCT? 20 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,402 -MM. I DON'T KNOW. HOW MUCH WILL YOU PAY ME? 21 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:07,274 -WAIT. WHOA. 22 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,928 -OHH. -WHOA. 23 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:11,060 HOW MUCH WILL I PAYYOU? 24 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,583 I MEAN -- -YEAH. 25 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:14,803 -I THINK I'M GETTING IN ON THE FEE FOR THIS POEM 26 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:16,587 NOW THAT I'VE BEEN SUCH A BIG HELP. 27 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:19,677 I WAS THINKING, UH, LIKE, UH -- I MEAN, IT'S UP TO YOU, 28 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:22,985 BUT I WAS JUST THINKING BALLPARK 60/40 KIND OF SPLIT, MAYBE. 29 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:24,508 -SEEMS FAIR. 30 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:28,033 -YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN, MY FRIEND. 31 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:31,123 -WELL, I'M LIKE YOUR MANAGER, TOO, THOUGH, NOW, KIND OF. 32 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:32,821 -OH. 33 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:36,912 -I'M LIKE YOUR CO-WRITER, MANAGER, CONFIDANTE, LOVER. 34 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:38,653 -YOU'RE MY BODYGUARD, TOO. 35 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:41,046 -SHIT. UM, WELL, AND I'M F-FAR AWAY. 36 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:42,265 I CAN'T PROTECT YOU. 37 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:44,615 -I KNOW, NO. 38 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:48,010 -YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GO FIND, LIKE, 39 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:51,840 SOME BIG, GIANT, HUNKY GERMAN GUY AT THE BEER HALL. 40 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,407 -YEAH, WELL, HE'S HERE, TOO. 41 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:56,192 -AW. DAMN IT. 42 00:03:57,193 --> 00:03:59,630 WHAT DOES HE THINK? DOES HE LIKE FIXATE OR OBSESS BETTER? 43 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:01,110 WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM? 44 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:03,373 -WELL, HE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, SO... 45 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:07,247 -HE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH? 46 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,728 WELL, I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THE FULL THING. 47 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:13,078 REALLY, I THINK IT'S OFF TO A REALLY GREAT START. 48 00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:16,343 -YEAH? -YEAH. SERIOUSLY. 49 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:18,519 I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOOD. 50 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:22,566 -I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOOD. 51 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:52,640 -SO, WHAT EXACTLY IS CRICUT, THEN? 52 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,424 MM-HMM. 53 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:59,908 OHHH, I SEE. 54 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:05,696 NO, NO, THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL. 55 00:05:05,696 --> 00:05:07,219 YEAH. 56 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:12,834 OH, NO, I'VE GOT -- I, UH, -- I'VE GOT THAT DOWN NOW. 57 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:17,099 YEP. 58 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:20,102 WAIT, LET ME JUST, UH... 59 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:23,845 CRICUT -- UH, SCRAPBOOKING, 60 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:26,935 CARTRIDGES, AND WHAT WAS THE LAST KEYWORD? 61 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:32,201 DECOR. RIGHT. 62 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:35,160 YES. 63 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,467 YOU SHOULD DO THE ADVERTISING FOR THIS CANDY. 64 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:38,947 -YOU THINK SO? 65 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:42,690 -YEAH, YOU'RE IDEAL POSTER -- POSTER GIRL. 66 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:45,475 -THAT'S REALLY SWEET. 67 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:48,304 -YEAH, I'D BUY SOME. I'D BUY FROM YOU. 68 00:05:49,479 --> 00:05:51,525 -YOU WANT SOME? -YES, PLEASE. 69 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:53,483 -ALL RIGHT. -I NEED A BITE. 70 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:55,267 -INCOMING. -YEP. GOT IT. 71 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:58,053 -GOT IT? -YEP, WE'RE GOOD. 72 00:05:58,053 --> 00:06:00,534 -HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? 73 00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:02,405 -I'M SPEECHLESS. IT'S SO GOOD. 74 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:03,798 -YOU WANT MORE? -MWAH. 75 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,408 UH, YES, PLEASE. 76 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:07,454 -JUST COME -- COME THROUGH THE COMPUTER. 77 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,020 -OKAY, HERE I GO. -OKAY, OKAY. 78 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:12,459 -WHOA! JESUS! 79 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:15,113 THOSE SIRENS ARE LOUD THERE. 80 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:16,985 -I HOPE MY BUILDING'S NOT ON FIRE. 81 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:22,382 -WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF CANDY? 82 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,080 -UM... 83 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,954 HMM. I DON'T KNOW. 84 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:31,739 -WELL... 85 00:06:34,263 --> 00:06:36,483 WHAT'D YOU DO TODAY? 86 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:42,314 -UH...UH...NOTHING REALLY. 87 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:45,622 I HAD KIND OF A BORING DAY. 88 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:47,755 -I'M SORRY. 89 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,626 -I'LL LIVE. 90 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:03,107 I HAVEN'T, UH, GOTTEN ANYTHING FOR MY MOM YET. 91 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:05,545 -OH, YEAH. -YEAH. 92 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,937 -SEND HER FLOWERS. 93 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:10,332 -FLOWERS? -YEAH. 94 00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:12,029 WAIT, ARE YOU ONE OF THESE GUYS 95 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:14,336 WHO'S TOO COOL TO SEND HIS MOM FLOWERS 96 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:17,469 OR, LIKE, TOO COOL TO SEND HER A CARD ON VALENTINE'S DAY? 97 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,863 -WHO SENDS THEIR MOM A VALENTINE'S DAY CARD? 98 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,822 -I DON'T KNOW. I HOPE YOU DO. 99 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:25,260 -OH, I'LL SEND YOURMOM A VALENTINE'S DAY CARD. 100 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:28,437 DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF HER? 101 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:29,873 -NO. 102 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,440 BET SHE'S HOT. 103 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,398 LEAVE MY MOM ALONE. 104 00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:35,792 -AW. -BACK OFF, BUDDY. 105 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:41,624 OH. OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. 106 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:44,148 THIS IS REALLY WEIRD. UM... 107 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:47,369 I, UH -- I SAW YOUR DOPPELGAENGER EARLIER TODAY. 108 00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,850 -WHAT? 109 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,547 -YEAH, ON THE SUBWAY. 110 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:56,508 FOR A FEW SECONDS, I COULD'VE SWORN IT WAS YOU. 111 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:02,645 SO, CAN YOU, LIKE, TOTALLY NOT WAIT TO SEE ME? 112 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:05,039 OR ME-- 113 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:08,390 UH, MEET ME, I GUESS, IS THE TECHNICAL TERM. 114 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,914 -YEAH. FEELS WEIRD TO SAY THAT. 115 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:15,658 -YEAH, MEET. MEET. MEET. 116 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,225 -YOU KNOW WHEN YOU -- 117 00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:19,096 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAY A WORD, 118 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,272 UH, SO MANY TIMES IT STARTS TO, LIKE, LOSE ITS MEANING? 119 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,535 MEET, MEET, MEET, MEET. 120 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:26,277 -ONLY TWO AND A HALF MONTHS. OH? WHAT? 121 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,278 -WHAT? 122 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:30,499 -OHH. I LOVE YOU. 123 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:35,069 -I LOVE YOU, TOO. 124 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:39,595 HEY. VIRGINIA? 125 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:42,293 VIRGINIA? 126 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:44,382 NO? 127 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:46,558 SHIT. 128 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:13,585 -WHAT? -YEAH, ON THE SUBWAY. 129 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:16,371 IT WAS SO WEIRD. 130 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:20,201 FOR A COUPLE SECONDS, I COULD'VE SWORN IT WAS YOU. 131 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:23,595 SO, CAN YOU, UM, LIKE, TOTALLY NOT WAIT TO S-- 132 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,949 I SAW YOUR DOPPELGANGER EARLIER TODAY. 133 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,951 -WHAT? -YEAH, ON THE SUBWAY. 134 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,431 IT WAS SO WEIRD. 135 00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:37,000 FOR A COUPLE SECONDS, I COULD'VE SWORN IT WAS YOU. 136 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:44,442 -WHAT? -YEAH, ON THE SUBWAY. 137 00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,140 IT WAS SO WEIRD. 138 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:49,099 FOR A COUPLE SECONDS -- 139 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,293 -WHAT? -YEAH, ON THE SUBWAY. 140 00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,121 IT WAS SO WEIRD. 141 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,993 FOR A COUPLE SE... 142 00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,908 -WHAT? -YEAH, ON THE SUBWAY. 143 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,779 IT WAS SO WEIRD. 144 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,476 FOR A COUPLE SE... 145 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,652 -WHAT? -YEAH, ON THE SUBWAY. 146 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,035 -HEY. -HEY. 147 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,384 -BRETT. -VIRGINIA. 148 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:26,474 -UH, CinderellaDate -- -YEAH, I GOT IT. 149 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,957 -EITHER THAT OR... 150 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,310 -HEY. -HEY. 151 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,486 -YOU LIVE AROUND HERE? -I DO, I DO. 152 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,923 I DON'T HANG OUT, UH, DOWN HERE THAT MUCH, THOUGH. 153 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,317 -MM. AFTER COLLEGE, ALL MY FRIENDS MOVED AROUND HERE, 154 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,536 AND THEN THEY REALIZED THEY COULDN'T AFFORD IT. 155 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,495 YEAH, IT'S NOT CHEAP. 156 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,889 -SO, DO YOU -- WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 157 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,065 -EAST VILLAGE, BUT WAY, WAY EAST. 158 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,850 -AH, COOL. THAT -- THAT MUST BE COOL. 159 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,026 -YEAH. 160 00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:00,334 -YOU EVER DONE THIS KIND OF THING BEFORE? 161 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,205 -NO. 162 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,033 HAVE YOU? -NO, NO. 163 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,688 I MEAN, I'VE DONE ONLINE DATING. 164 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,951 -YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING, REALLY. 165 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:13,042 SO, WHAT -- WHAT, UM -- WHAT BROUGHT YOU TO NEW YORK? 166 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,739 OR ARE YOU FROM HERE? -MNH. 167 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:17,394 NO, I'M FROM OHIO. 168 00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:20,136 I GREW UP IN OHIO, I WENT TO COLLEGE IN OHIO, 169 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,616 I WAS WORKING IN OHIO -- 170 00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:25,098 JUST THOUGHT IT'S TIME TO LEAVE OHIO SO... 171 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,757 -SHOULD WE JUST GO NOW? 172 00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:35,891 -UM, UH, SURE, YEAH. UH, LET ME JUST -- 173 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,371 -YEAH. -TWO SECONDS. 174 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,720 -OKAY. 175 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,638 -AHH. 176 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:44,944 -MM. 177 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,077 OHH! -OH, OH, OH. 178 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,774 -OH, FUCK. I'M SORRY. -THAT'S COOL. 179 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,646 -SHIT. THIS DRESS IS CURSED. 180 00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:54,301 -UH, WHAT DO THEY SAY -- UM, CLUB SODA, SALT, OR SOMETHING? 181 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,738 -NO, IT'S FINE. -NO, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 182 00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,783 HEY, CAN I GET A LITTLE, UH, CLUB SODA? 183 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:22,198 ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS. 184 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,812 -YOU CAN, UH, PLAY SOMETHING IF YOU WANT TO. 185 00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:29,249 -OH, NO. THAT'S FINE. 186 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,642 -THIS IS THE ONE I WAS -- I DON'T KNOW. 187 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,470 I JUST GOT TO SAY... 188 00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:40,086 I DID THIS ONE MYSELF. I REALLY LOVE THIS THING. 189 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,566 -YOU'RE AN I. BANKER, RIGHT? 190 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:43,915 -IS THAT, UH, BAD? 191 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,962 NICE. 192 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,400 -DID YOU DO THIS ONE, TOO? 193 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,881 -NO, THAT'S A GIFT. -GIFT? 194 00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:56,406 -YEAH, FROM SOME, LIKE, WEIRD HIPSTER FRIEND OF MINE. 195 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,444 -♪ AND THROUGH EVERYTHING THAT WE'D BEEN THROUGH♪ 196 00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,664 ♪ WE STILL STAYED TOGETHER♪ 197 00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:40,407 ♪ I JUST PRAY THAT WE CAN MAKE THIS THING LAST FOREVER♪ 198 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:44,063 ♪ I DO ADORE YOU, SO YOU KNOW YOU CAN ASK FOR WHATEVER♪ 199 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:48,023 -OH, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. -YES. 200 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,721 THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. 201 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,028 -SHH! NO! DON'T TALK. YOU'RE DISTRACTING ME. 202 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,030 -♪ ...SHOPPING CENTERS AT THE STORE♪ 203 00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,901 ♪ BUYIN' GUCCI, COACH, AND LOUIS♪ 204 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:59,121 -WHOA! -WHOA! 205 00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:01,819 -JUST KIDDING. I'M BACK. 206 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,213 -AH, GOOD. GOOD. 207 00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,784 -DID YOU GET THE CUPCAKES? 208 00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:13,788 -OH. I DID. AND THEY'RE ALL GONE. 209 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,529 -OHHH! WERE THEY GOOD? 210 00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:16,878 -AH, DELICIOUS. 211 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,228 THEY WERE GONE IMMEDIATELY. 212 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,708 -OH, CHECK THIS OUT. 213 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,927 I'M ALSO WEARING THIS FINE DRESS 214 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:25,365 FROM SOME OVERPRICED GERMAN BOUTIQUE. 215 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,844 -OOH! 216 00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:29,543 WOW, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 217 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:30,935 WHAT TIME IS IT THERE? 218 00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:32,981 -IT'S 3:00. I'M SO TIRED. 219 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,026 -DRINK SOME MORE COFFEE. 220 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,118 -MM. 221 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,598 DID I TELL YOU ABOUT, UM, BACK IN NEW YORK, 222 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:44,601 WHEN I WENT ON A COUPLE OF DATES WITH THIS BARISTA DUDE? 223 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,777 -NO, WHO IS HE? I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM. 224 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:51,173 -HE, UH -- HE WAS JUST SOME PUNK GUY 225 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,350 WITH THESE REALLY TERRIBLE TATTOOS. 226 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,787 OHH, THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN A DEAD GIVEAWAY, RIGHT? 227 00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:02,010 BUT HE HAD A REALLY TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE TEMPER, 228 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,186 AND WHEN I STOPPED TEXTING HIM BACK, 229 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,753 HE WOULDN'T GIVE ME MY FIX. 230 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,581 IT WAS A TRAGEDY. 231 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,845 -SO, WHAT'S THE MORAL OF THIS STORY? 232 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:14,892 -OH, UM... 233 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,938 DON'T LET A DUDE GET IN BETWEEN YOU 234 00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:19,158 AND THE BEST COFFEE IN THE EAST VILLAGE. 235 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,898 -UH-HUH. 236 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:23,466 I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER THAT ONE. 237 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,371 -BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE SCIENCE RIGHT, 238 00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,286 SO THE WHOLE THING, THE WHOLE OPERATION 239 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,939 WAS DOOMED FROM THE BEGINNING. 240 00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,419 IF THEY HAD THE CHEMISTRY RIGHT, 241 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,291 THEY'D ALL BE MILLIONAIRES BY NOW. 242 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:08,032 JUST THAT ONE LITTLE THING WITH THE CHEMISTRY SCREWED 'EM UP. 243 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:10,644 -YEAH, THAT'S FAR OUT. -I KNOW. UNBELIEVABLE, RIGHT? 244 00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,254 -CRAZY. 245 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:15,518 -CONFUSING THIS GUY NOW, TOO? 246 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:18,260 HE JUST TELL YOU SOME STORY ABOUT HOW SOME OF HIS FRIENDS -- 247 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,609 -HEY, HE LIKED MY STORY. 248 00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,307 YOU WERE ALL INTERESTED AND SHIT, RIGHT? 249 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,656 -YEAH. TOTALLY. -YEAH. 250 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,135 -YEAH. 251 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,532 HEY, MAN. I'M CODY. 252 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,972 -DO YOU LIVE IN THE VILLAGE? 253 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:39,107 -UH NO, I'M IN BUSHWICK, ACTUALLY. 254 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:44,765 BUT, UM, I GOT SOME FRIENDS -- 255 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:49,160 ACTUALLY, I GOT ONE REALLY GOOD FRIEND LIVES RIGHT AROUND HERE. 256 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:53,252 -YEAH. I'M RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. 257 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,645 -OH, YEAH? WELL, THAT'S FUNNY. 258 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,343 YOU PROBABLY KNOW HER, THEN. 259 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,823 SHE'S, LIKE, OUT ALL THE TIME IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. 260 00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:02,870 DO YOU KNOW A GIRL NAMED VIRGINIA WALKER? 261 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:06,439 -UM, NO. I DON'T THINK I DO. 262 00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,789 -OH. THAT'S FUNNY. 263 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:12,836 MAYBE YOU'D KNOW HER IF YOU SAW HER. 264 00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,753 GOT A PICTURE HERE. 265 00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:19,495 LOOK FAMILIAR? 266 00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,410 -THAT'S A FUCKED UP STORY, MAN. 267 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,499 I WISH I COULD BE MORE HELP. 268 00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,414 -YEAH. I KNOW, MAN. 269 00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:31,942 IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE TRUE... 270 00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:33,640 I DON'T KNOW. 271 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,730 I-I COULD JUST BE THE WORLD'S MOST PARANOID BOYFRIEND. 272 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:40,386 DO I SEEM CRAZY? 273 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:47,001 -I MEAN, IT SEEMS LIKE SHE'S FUCKING WITH YOU, 274 00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:49,960 IS WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE. 275 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,136 -I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 276 00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:53,486 MAYBE, MAYBE NOT. 277 00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:55,139 I MEAN, IT COULD JUST BE, 278 00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:57,707 LIKE, SOME MISUNDERSTANDINGS, YOU KNOW? 279 00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,100 -YEAH, RIGHT. 280 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:02,103 MISUNDERSTANDING. 281 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,410 -LIKE, SHE'S... 282 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,066 I DON'T KNOW. 283 00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:14,333 YOU KNOW, WHEN THINGS IN YOUR LIFE SEEM TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, 284 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,900 THEY PROBABLY ARE. 285 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,512 THEY JUST PROBABLY ARE. 286 00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:22,645 -OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? YO, I JUST REMEMBERED. 287 00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:27,084 I KNOW WHERE I SEEN HER BEFORE. 288 00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:28,085 -YEAH? 289 00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:29,870 -SHERVIN'S. 290 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:33,264 IT'S A LITTLE COFFEE SHOP AROUND THE CORNER. 291 00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,831 -COFFEE SHOP. 292 00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:36,746 -YEAH. DEFINITELY. 293 00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:38,574 -SHERVIN'S. 294 00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:40,576 DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THE GUYS THAT WORK THERE? 295 00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:42,665 -UH, KNOW THEM? NO. 296 00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:45,494 I'D KNOW THEM IF I SEE THEM. 297 00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:48,889 -ARE ANY OF THEM LIKE...PUNKS? 298 00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:51,631 -PUNKS. 299 00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:55,112 YEAH, I THINK ONE OR TWO OF THEM MAY BE PUNKS. 300 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,768 WHY? 301 00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:03,947 NO, JUST, UM... 302 00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:05,645 NO, OH, YEAH, I'LL CHECK THAT OUT. 303 00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:08,561 UM...THANKS, MAN. 304 00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,301 -AW, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 305 00:23:20,616 --> 00:23:22,183 -CULINARY SCHOOL -- 306 00:23:22,183 --> 00:23:25,055 LIKE, WHAT DO I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO BAKE FOR? 307 00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:27,362 THAT'S, I MEAN, RIDICULOUS. 308 00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:29,277 ANYWAY, I'LL SEE YA TOMORROW, ALL RIGHT? 309 00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:30,670 -SEE YA. 310 00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:34,282 -OH, HEY, MAN. WHAT CAN I GET YOU? 311 00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:36,763 -HEY. 312 00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:39,505 HEY. 313 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:43,596 UM, YEAH, CAN I GET A-A... 314 00:23:43,596 --> 00:23:45,511 UH, ICED COFFEE -- LARGE, PLEASE? 315 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,295 -YEAH, YOU GOT IT. 316 00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:53,257 -"MINOR THREAT." 317 00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:55,651 I USED TO PRACTICALLY LIVE ON THEM, MAN. 318 00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:57,914 OH, YEAH? RIGHT ON. 319 00:23:57,914 --> 00:24:00,090 -YEAH. 320 00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:04,051 YEAH, UH, ALL -- ALL MY PAINFUL, ANGSTY HIGH-SCHOOL MEMORIES 321 00:24:04,051 --> 00:24:06,575 ARE FLOODING BACK RIGHT NOW. 322 00:24:06,575 --> 00:24:09,578 YOU KNOW, MAN, LIKE, ALL THE BANDS THAT I GREW UP ON, 323 00:24:09,578 --> 00:24:12,581 THEY AGED LIKE SHIT, MAN, BUT THESE GUYS, THEY'RE FOREVER. 324 00:24:12,581 --> 00:24:14,191 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? FOREVER. 325 00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:15,715 -YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT, MAN. 326 00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:17,456 -ALL RIGHT, THAT'S $4 RIGHT THERE, MY MAN. 327 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,544 -THANKS. 328 00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:23,592 HERE YOU GO, MAN. CHEERS. 329 00:24:23,592 --> 00:24:25,159 -YEAH. 330 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:29,642 -HEY, DID YOU HEAR THEY'RE, UH -- 331 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,948 THINK THEY'RE GONNA GET BACK TOGETHER -- REUNION TOUR. 332 00:24:31,948 --> 00:24:33,297 -REALLY? -YEAH. TOTALLY. 333 00:24:33,297 --> 00:24:35,343 -HUH. -YEAH, I READ IT ON, UH -- 334 00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:37,301 -YEAH, WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT, MAN? 335 00:24:37,301 --> 00:24:38,607 -SOME SITE, SOME BLOG. 336 00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:40,261 -A-ARE YOU GONNA STAND THERE ALL DAY? 337 00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:42,132 -YO, MY MAN, COME ON. 338 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,395 MINOR THREAT REUNION IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT 339 00:24:44,395 --> 00:24:45,788 THAN YOUR ICED SKIM LATTE. 340 00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:47,398 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 341 00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:49,357 -TOTALLY. UH, IT WAS, UM... 342 00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:50,837 YEAH. SORRY, MAN. 343 00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:52,795 I'M BLANKING ON THAT SITE, SO, UH, YEAH. 344 00:24:52,795 --> 00:24:55,276 ANYWAY, UH, TO BE CONTINUED. -ALL RIGHT, MAN. LATER. 345 00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:57,844 -YOU TOO. YEAH, MAN, TAKE -- TAKE CARE. 346 00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:11,205 -HE'S FROM NORTH CAROLINA. 347 00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:16,602 HE'S, UH...BELIEVE IT OR NOT, AN I. BANKER. 348 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,995 -I'VE NEVER MET AN INVESTMENT BANKER IN NEW YORK. 349 00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:21,302 I AMA BIT SURPRISED, VIRGINIA. 350 00:25:21,302 --> 00:25:23,260 -DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TEXT HIM BACK? 351 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,132 -MM. 352 00:25:25,132 --> 00:25:27,438 ARE YOU KEEPING HIM ON ICE OR... 353 00:25:27,438 --> 00:25:29,353 -NO. -HUH? 354 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:32,139 -NO, I JUST WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE TO START IF I SAW HIM AGAIN. 355 00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:34,228 IT'S NOT LIKE... 356 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,535 IT'S A ONE-TIME THING. 357 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,798 -IS THAT LIKE A RULE OF BLENDR? 358 00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:40,756 HOW DOES IT WORK? 359 00:25:40,756 --> 00:25:42,279 -NO, THERE ARE NO RULES. 360 00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:44,412 IT'S THE WILD WEST OUT THERE, BABY. 361 00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:46,022 -YEE-HAW. 362 00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:50,679 -YOU SHOULD WAVE TO YOUR FAN CLUB. 363 00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:52,507 I'M GONNA COME BACK FOR THIS. 364 00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:55,118 GIVE ME THE KEYS. -YEAH. 365 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:58,644 -ROWR! 366 00:26:22,711 --> 00:26:24,887 -HEY, MAN. 367 00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:27,281 HEY, COFFEE-SHOP GUY, RIGHT? 368 00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:30,110 -OH, HEY, UH... 369 00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:32,025 MINOR THREAT, RIGHT? -YEAH. 370 00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:33,504 -HEY, MAN. HOW YOU DOING? 371 00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:35,071 -YEAH, I FORGOT YOUR NAME. 372 00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:36,290 -OH, I'M GREG, MAN. 373 00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:37,813 -COOL, GREG. I'M CODY. 374 00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:39,598 -HEY, UH, DID YOU EVER FIGURE OUT 375 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,556 WHAT, UH, SITE YOU HEARD THAT SHIT ON? 376 00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:43,384 -PITCHFORK. -REALLY? 377 00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:45,168 YOU HEARD THAT ON PITCHFORK? 378 00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:47,170 -IT WAS JUST A RUMOR, BUT, YEAH. 379 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:48,345 -HUH. 380 00:26:48,345 --> 00:26:49,564 WELL, FUCKIN' "A," RIGHT? 381 00:26:50,957 --> 00:26:52,828 ALL RIGHT, WELL, UH, THANKS, MAN, YEAH. 382 00:26:52,828 --> 00:26:54,264 -HEY, YOU LIVE HERE? 383 00:26:54,264 --> 00:26:56,484 -UH...YEAH, MAN, I LIVE RIGHT HERE. 384 00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:58,399 THIS IS MY SPOT. -NICE. 385 00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:00,227 YEAH, I LOVE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. 386 00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:02,533 I'M COMPLETELY LOST, BUT THAT'S A WHOLE OTHER STORY. 387 00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:04,144 -OH, WHERE YOU TRYING TO GO TO? 388 00:27:04,144 --> 00:27:06,712 -UH, MERCURY LOUNGE. SOME BANDS TO CHECK OUT TONIGHT. 389 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:07,930 -OH, NICE. YEAH, YEAH. 390 00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:10,324 UH...IT'S A BIT OF A WAYS. 391 00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:13,066 UH, HOUSTON AND ESSEX, I THINK. 392 00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:14,981 -HOUSTON AND ESSEX. 393 00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:16,809 WHAT'S THAT -- LIKE 20 MINUTES? 394 00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:19,550 -UH, 15, 20. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 395 00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:21,074 -FUCK. 396 00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:22,771 I GOT TO PISS LIKE A RACEHORSE. 397 00:27:25,469 --> 00:27:27,907 HEY, MAN, YOU DON'T THINK I COULD REAL QUICK... 398 00:27:27,907 --> 00:27:29,996 -OH, UH... 399 00:27:31,911 --> 00:27:33,434 -YEAH, IT WAS ACTUALLY, UH... 400 00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:37,612 FRIEND OF MINE RECOMMENDED IT. 401 00:27:40,006 --> 00:27:41,572 YEAH, IT WAS KIND OF RANDOM, 402 00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:45,968 BUT, UH, I THINK SHE SAID SHE ACTUALLY KNOWS YOU. 403 00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:49,885 VIRGINIA WALKER? 404 00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:51,539 -UH... 405 00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:53,846 NAH, THAT DOESN'T RING A BELL, MAN. 406 00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:55,630 -THAT'S FUNNY. 407 00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:58,415 SHE SAID THAT SHE DATED ONE OF THE BARISTAS THERE ONCE. 408 00:27:58,415 --> 00:28:00,243 UH... 409 00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:03,116 HERE. 410 00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:05,335 THAT'S HER. 411 00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:08,121 -AH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I RECOGNIZE HER. 412 00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:10,558 UH, BUT I DON'T, LIKE, KNOW HER OR ANYTHING. 413 00:28:10,558 --> 00:28:13,126 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? -UH-HUH. 414 00:28:13,126 --> 00:28:15,868 YEAH, SHE'S ACTUALLY IN BERLIN RIGHT NOW 415 00:28:15,868 --> 00:28:17,652 FOR THE NEXT COUPLE MONTHS. 416 00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:19,959 -YOU OKAY, MAN? 417 00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:23,571 -AM I OKAY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 418 00:28:23,571 --> 00:28:26,095 -NO, NO, NO, JUST... 419 00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:28,532 ALL THESE QUESTIONS -- 420 00:28:28,532 --> 00:28:30,143 IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD, MAN. 421 00:28:32,972 --> 00:28:36,802 -JUST...HAVING CONVERSATION. 422 00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:38,586 -WELL, UH, BATHROOM'S OVER THIS -- 423 00:28:38,586 --> 00:28:40,414 -WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HER? 424 00:28:40,414 --> 00:28:42,329 -EXCUSE ME? 425 00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:46,202 -DO YOU REMEMBER IF YOU SEEN HER THERE LIKE, UH, RECENTLY? 426 00:28:46,202 --> 00:28:49,858 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 427 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:52,948 -YEAH. YEAH. IT'S JUST THAT THERE'S LIKE A WEIRD THING 428 00:28:52,948 --> 00:28:54,733 THAT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT. 429 00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:59,041 -WELL, THE BATHROOM'S OVER THERE. 430 00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:00,826 -NICE. IS THAT YOUR ROOM? 431 00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:03,698 -COME ON. 432 00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:07,702 -THANKS. 433 00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:16,667 MM. SHIT. 434 00:29:19,888 --> 00:29:21,847 -YOU ALL RIGHT IN THERE? 435 00:29:27,461 --> 00:29:29,115 -FUCK. 436 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,076 HEY, MAN, UH, I THINK, UH, 437 00:29:34,076 --> 00:29:36,209 YOUR PLUMBING'S ACTING A LITTLE WEIRD. 438 00:29:36,209 --> 00:29:38,602 YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK IT OUT. 439 00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:40,996 -SERIOUSLY, MAN? 440 00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:44,260 -YEAH, I-I SWEAR -- I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 441 00:29:47,176 --> 00:29:48,787 -JESUS. 442 00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:58,100 -REALLY SLOWLY AND DELICATELY, 443 00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:01,800 I'LL JUST KISS ALL AROUND YOUR PUSSY. 444 00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:08,502 AND, UH, I'LL JUST LICK THE OUTSIDE REALLY SLOWLY AND FIRMLY 445 00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:16,292 AND...THEN I'LL WORK MY WAY UP TO THE TOP. 446 00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:19,339 -THEN I'LL GO DOWN ON YOU. 447 00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:24,257 AND THEN I'LL JUST KIND OF... SLOWLY TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT, 448 00:30:24,257 --> 00:30:28,652 AND THEN I'LL LICK REALLY GENTLY AROUND THE EDGES 449 00:30:28,652 --> 00:30:30,176 ONE AT A TIME. 450 00:30:30,176 --> 00:30:31,699 -MM-HMM. 451 00:30:35,137 --> 00:30:39,228 -JUST SORT OF SLICK MY TONGUE REALLY GINGERLY OVER THEM. 452 00:30:39,228 --> 00:30:42,928 AND THEN I'LL MOVE UP TO THE SHAFT... 453 00:30:45,017 --> 00:30:48,977 ...SLIDE MY TONGUE OVER IT, UP AND DOWN, 454 00:30:48,977 --> 00:30:51,588 UP AND DOWN, BUNCH OF TIMES. 455 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:56,376 -TALK ABOUT SUCKING IT AGAIN. 456 00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:59,422 -NO, UH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY. 457 00:30:59,422 --> 00:31:01,250 -OH, VIRGINIA. GOD. 458 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:04,253 -UH, I'LL KEEP SUCKING YOUR COCK. 459 00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:09,868 HEY, WILL YOU LOOK INTO YOUR WEBCAM FOR A SECOND? 460 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,217 -SURE. 461 00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:20,008 -THANK YOU. 462 00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:26,623 HOW WAS IT? 463 00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:29,539 -IT WAS GREAT. 464 00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:31,628 YOU'RE SO GOOD. 465 00:31:31,628 --> 00:31:35,023 MM. YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY RIGHT NOW. 466 00:34:04,955 --> 00:34:08,698 -LITERARY SOCIETY OF NEW YORK. THIS IS VIRGINIA. 467 00:34:08,698 --> 00:34:10,309 HI, GEORGE. 468 00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:16,054 WELL, THE BOOK FORUM IS SENDING STAN OVER, I THINK. 469 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:19,840 NO, I-I KNOW THAT HE LOVED THE SHORT STORIES. 470 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,973 RIGHT, MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. 471 00:34:22,973 --> 00:34:24,801 OKAY. 472 00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:28,066 OKAY, TAKE CARE. BYE. 473 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,137 -HEY. -HEY. 474 00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:59,662 SO, UH, I MEAN, I THINK I SUBMITTED THE PASSAGE 475 00:34:59,662 --> 00:35:03,753 I'M GONNA READ, AND SARAH SAID THE REST IS TAKEN CARE OF? 476 00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:05,625 -YEAH, SHOULD ALL BE TAKEN CARE OF. 477 00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,366 THE INVITATIONS ARE ALL OUT. 478 00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:08,845 -AH. 479 00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:11,587 YOU ARE THE BEST, VIRGINIA, SERIOUSLY. 480 00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:13,285 MM. 481 00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:15,852 SO, NEXT STEP IS I JUST, UH, CURL UP IN THE CORNER 482 00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:17,245 AND PANIC-ATTACK, RIGHT? 483 00:35:18,638 --> 00:35:21,858 -YOU'LL BE SUPERB. 484 00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:27,125 I ALWAYS FELT EMBARRASSED TO TELL YOU THIS, 485 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,866 BUT I LOVED "STRONG ARMS, WEAK HEART." 486 00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:31,172 -OH. 487 00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:33,914 -I TOTALLY RELATED TO NORA. -OH, MAN. 488 00:35:33,914 --> 00:35:36,046 I AM DELIGHTED AND SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 489 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:38,310 -OH, HEY! 490 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,268 -UH, THIS IS VIRGINIA. 491 00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:42,314 -HI. I'M THE GIRLFRIEND, MARY. 492 00:35:42,314 --> 00:35:44,533 -HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. 493 00:35:44,533 --> 00:35:47,101 -MARY'S IN TOWN FOR THE WEEKEND. -OH, THAT'S GREAT. 494 00:35:47,101 --> 00:35:49,234 LET ME KNOW IF I COULD ASSIST YOU WITH ANYTHING 495 00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:51,061 WHILE YOU'RE HERE. -OH, THANKS. WE WILL. 496 00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:53,412 SO, ARE YOU A WRITER, TOO, VIRGINIA? 497 00:35:53,412 --> 00:35:55,762 -UM...NOPE. 498 00:35:55,762 --> 00:35:57,372 -AW, COME ON. YES, YOU ARE. 499 00:35:57,372 --> 00:35:59,896 -I'M NOT. NO, THIS IS MY JOB. 500 00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:02,377 -WELL, PERSISTENCE IS KEY. 501 00:36:04,858 --> 00:36:07,904 -WELL, SHALL WE? -YES. 502 00:36:07,904 --> 00:36:11,299 TAKE CARE, VIRGINIA. -BYE. 503 00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:16,174 -"ARE YOU A WRITER, TOO?" 504 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,697 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT? 505 00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:19,438 -I DON'T KNOW IF SHE MEANT IT THAT WAY. 506 00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:21,091 -YES, SHE DID. -SHE TOTALLY DIDN'T. 507 00:36:21,091 --> 00:36:23,093 WHO THE FUCK IS JEALOUS OF THE OFFICE MANAGER? 508 00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:25,139 -WELL, YOU'RE A NEW YORKER. 509 00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:26,575 -UGH, NOT FOR LONG. 510 00:36:26,575 --> 00:36:28,490 DON'T SAY THAT. 511 00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:31,580 -OH, I MEANT TO ASK YOU IF YOU COULD COVER THE READING FOR ME. 512 00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:33,365 YOU KNOW MY FRIEND AMY I TOLD YOU ABOUT? 513 00:36:33,365 --> 00:36:34,670 -YEAH. -YEAH. 514 00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:36,411 YEAH, SHE'S IN TOWN FOR ONE NIGHT, 515 00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:38,500 AND SHE ASKED ME TO GO TO THIS DINNER THING. 516 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,763 I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN FOREVER. 517 00:36:40,763 --> 00:36:42,852 -SHIT, I CAN'T. 518 00:36:42,852 --> 00:36:44,245 -SOMETHING INTERESTING? 519 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:45,507 -IT'S SO STUPID. 520 00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:47,466 UM, YOU REMEMBER THAT CRAZY-SHIRT GUY 521 00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:49,990 WHO WAS CHECKING US OUT OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE LAST WEEK? 522 00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:52,253 -YEAH. -YEAH. 523 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:55,604 WELL, UM, IT'S CRAZY, BUT BASICALLY HE POSTED ABOUT ME 524 00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:57,345 ON "MISSED CONNECTIONS." 525 00:36:57,345 --> 00:36:58,955 YOU KNOW, ON CRAIGSLIST? 526 00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:00,522 -YEAH. WEIRD. -YEAH. 527 00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:03,786 SO, I-I RESPONDED, AND WE'RE GETTING DRINKS. 528 00:37:03,786 --> 00:37:05,875 I KNOW, RIGHT? -YEAH, WHY NOT? 529 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:08,574 -BUT IF I END UP IN A GARBAGE CAN, NOW YOU KNOW WHY. 530 00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:10,271 -MM-HMM. -MM-HMM. 531 00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:19,062 -DID YOU BEAT IT REALLY THIN? 532 00:37:19,062 --> 00:37:22,022 -I BEAT IT TO A -- TO A PULP. 533 00:37:22,022 --> 00:37:24,764 YOU KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE IT WAS A -- IT WAS A "JERK." 534 00:37:24,764 --> 00:37:27,375 IT WAS A JERK CHICKEN. GET IT? 535 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:29,116 NO? -JERK CHICKEN? 536 00:37:29,116 --> 00:37:30,596 -YEAH. -BEAT IT TO A PULP? 537 00:37:30,596 --> 00:37:32,206 -'CAUSE IT WAS A "JERK." 538 00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:33,860 -YEAH. THAT'S GOOD. 539 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,862 -YEAH? -YEAH, THAT'S REALLY GOOD. 540 00:37:35,862 --> 00:37:37,472 -YEAH, THANKS. 541 00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:41,476 MM. LEMON. 542 00:37:41,476 --> 00:37:42,869 -LEMON. -YEAH. 543 00:37:43,913 --> 00:37:46,916 -COOL. -YEAH. 544 00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:48,396 -IS THE FLAME UP HIGH? 545 00:37:48,396 --> 00:37:51,660 -IT -- UH, MEDIUM-LOW. 546 00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:53,009 -PUMP IT UP. 547 00:37:53,009 --> 00:37:56,099 -PUMP IT UP. ALL RIGHT. 548 00:37:56,099 --> 00:37:59,494 -KLEINE SUENDEN. 549 00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,757 LITTLE SINS. 550 00:38:03,106 --> 00:38:04,978 -I THINK YOU ARE SINGLE-HANDEDLY SUPPORTING 551 00:38:04,978 --> 00:38:06,980 THE GERMAN CANDY INDUSTRY. 552 00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:10,549 -THAT'S AN INTERESTING REMARK TO MAKE TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 553 00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:13,726 -THEY'RE VERY WELL NAMED, I HAVE TO SAY -- LITTLE SINS. 554 00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:15,336 ALTHOUGH, I HAVE A THEORY 555 00:38:15,336 --> 00:38:17,947 THAT YOU COULD NAME CANDY "LITTLE ANYTHINGS" 556 00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:19,688 AND PEOPLE WOULD EAT THEM. 557 00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:25,215 -SINCE WHEN DO YOU SPEAK GERMAN? 558 00:38:25,215 --> 00:38:26,782 -JA. 559 00:38:26,782 --> 00:38:29,829 JUST, UH... ROSETTA STONE, YO. 560 00:38:29,829 --> 00:38:31,657 I JUST STARTED. 561 00:38:33,528 --> 00:38:37,880 -IT'S OKAY. YOU CAN ADMIT IT IF YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT IMPRESSED. 562 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,014 ANYWAY, I THINK I COULD HAVE YOU EATING SOME 563 00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:42,494 -YEAH, I GET IT. 564 00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:45,366 -OR PERHAPS YOU'D BE MORE INTERESTED 565 00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:47,194 IN SOME 566 00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,848 -YEP, THAT'S VERY GOOD. 567 00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:54,027 -MAYBE SOME 568 00:38:54,027 --> 00:38:55,594 -LOOK, I'M NOT FAT, 569 00:38:55,594 --> 00:38:57,596 SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING ON ABOUT. 570 00:38:57,596 --> 00:39:00,033 ALSO, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO BE FUNNY, JUST TAKE A HINT, 571 00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:02,992 AND IF SOMEBODY DOESN'T LAUGH THE FIRST TIME, JUST LET IT GO. 572 00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:06,126 -HEY. 573 00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:09,825 HEY, WILL YOU COME BACK? 574 00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:37,609 -THIS LINE SUCKS. 575 00:40:37,609 --> 00:40:39,262 -SUCKS. -YEAH. 576 00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:40,438 -SHIT. 577 00:40:44,529 --> 00:40:46,313 -EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT? 578 00:40:46,313 --> 00:40:48,358 -UM...I THINK I DO. 579 00:40:48,358 --> 00:40:52,928 LET ME CHECK THIS. SURE. YEAH. 580 00:40:52,928 --> 00:40:55,540 -THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 581 00:41:03,069 --> 00:41:04,374 -THANK YOU. 582 00:41:04,374 --> 00:41:05,724 -MM-HMM. 583 00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:09,902 -WHAT'S UP WITH THIS LINE? 584 00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:12,470 IT'S LIKE WE'RE AT LIKE STUDIO 54 OR SOMETHING. 585 00:41:14,036 --> 00:41:17,779 -ALMOST -- IT'S, UH -- IT'S '90s NIGHT IN THERE. 586 00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:19,781 -NO WAY. -WAY. 587 00:41:19,781 --> 00:41:21,522 -NO, IT'S NOT. -YEAH. 588 00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:23,568 -OH, MY GOD. 589 00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:26,701 WELL, GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA GO IN THERE 590 00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:29,399 AND DO THE...N'SYNC PUPPET-STRING DANCE. 591 00:41:29,399 --> 00:41:31,489 -OH, MY GOD. DO YOU KNOW IT? 592 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,838 -I DON'T WANT TO BRAG. 593 00:41:32,838 --> 00:41:34,709 BUT, UH, YEAH. 594 00:41:34,709 --> 00:41:38,191 I WAS PROBABLY THE ONLY, UH -- THE ONLY GUY IN MY CLASS 595 00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:41,542 IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THAT WAS INTO THE WHOLE BOY-BAND THING. 596 00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:42,761 -OH, MY GOD. -CUTE. 597 00:41:42,761 --> 00:41:46,634 -WE WOULD'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS. 598 00:41:50,464 --> 00:41:52,988 -MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP. 599 00:41:52,988 --> 00:41:55,295 -YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS? 600 00:41:55,295 --> 00:41:56,514 -SHH! 601 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:05,958 B.R.B. 602 00:43:35,003 --> 00:43:38,703 -AW, FUCK. 603 00:43:51,933 --> 00:43:54,719 -UH, HELLO. 604 00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,025 I AM, I KNOW. 605 00:43:57,025 --> 00:44:00,681 I AM NOT. I AM NOT! 606 00:44:00,681 --> 00:44:04,032 I'M NOT DRUNK. 607 00:44:04,032 --> 00:44:07,645 BECAUSE YOU HAVE TONY TATTOO'S 608 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,298 AND NOT KNOW YOU'RE A SLUT. 609 00:44:09,298 --> 00:44:12,780 WAIT, DID THAT MAKE ANY SENSE? 610 00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:15,043 OKAY, GOOD. 611 00:44:17,045 --> 00:44:21,267 UH, I HOPE SO. BYE. 612 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,631 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU AND THE FIDGETING? 613 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:40,765 MM. 614 00:44:58,521 --> 00:44:59,522 WHAT'S GOING ON? 615 00:44:59,522 --> 00:45:02,090 -UM, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 616 00:45:02,090 --> 00:45:04,136 -SO? IS SHE HERE? 617 00:45:04,136 --> 00:45:06,138 -I THINK THE COAST IS CLEAR. 618 00:45:09,489 --> 00:45:12,622 -WE NEED MOORE BOOZE. 619 00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:34,601 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 620 00:45:34,601 --> 00:45:36,211 -WE NEED TO TALK. 621 00:45:36,211 --> 00:45:39,519 -WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY PHONE? 622 00:45:39,519 --> 00:45:41,477 -I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 623 00:45:41,477 --> 00:45:44,132 -I'M SO CONFUSED. 624 00:45:44,132 --> 00:45:46,221 WHAT'S GOING ON? 625 00:45:46,221 --> 00:45:47,440 -HOLD ON. 626 00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,311 -DON'T GO ON MY COMPUTER. 627 00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:54,055 -DO YOU REMEMBER HOW I TOLD YOU THAT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 628 00:45:57,015 --> 00:45:58,451 IT'S VIRGINIA. 629 00:46:01,149 --> 00:46:02,498 VIRGINIA WALKER. 630 00:46:02,498 --> 00:46:04,457 DON'T PRETEND THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HER. 631 00:46:04,457 --> 00:46:06,067 I SAW YOU IN A PHOTO WITH HER. 632 00:46:06,067 --> 00:46:08,548 -WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 633 00:46:10,942 --> 00:46:13,118 THERE. 634 00:46:13,118 --> 00:46:15,685 -I DON'T KNOW THIS GIRL. 635 00:46:20,081 --> 00:46:22,344 I'M NOT EVEN FACEBOOK FRIENDS WITH HER. 636 00:46:22,344 --> 00:46:24,520 -WAIT. 637 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:28,394 NO, NO. WHAT? NO, NO, I SAW YOU. 638 00:46:28,394 --> 00:46:29,743 YOU'RE IN THE... 639 00:46:29,743 --> 00:46:31,397 -HOLD ON. 640 00:46:34,966 --> 00:46:37,098 WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE? 641 00:46:37,098 --> 00:46:38,447 -LOOK. 642 00:46:38,447 --> 00:46:40,145 -GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY APARTMENT. 643 00:46:40,145 --> 00:46:42,321 -CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN, OKAY? JUST WAIT. 644 00:46:42,321 --> 00:46:43,670 I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 645 00:46:43,670 --> 00:46:45,237 WHAT THE DEAL IS WITH VIRGINIA, OKAY? 646 00:46:45,237 --> 00:46:46,847 -I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT GIRL. 647 00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:49,110 -THEN WHO WAS THE GIRL THAT JUST TEXTED YOU, HUH? 648 00:46:50,938 --> 00:46:52,679 -GET OUT. 649 00:46:54,159 --> 00:46:56,552 GET OUT! 650 00:47:05,039 --> 00:47:06,780 -DUDE, WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? 651 00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:09,087 IT SOUNDS LOUD AS SHIT. 652 00:47:11,785 --> 00:47:15,093 OH, SWEET. 653 00:47:15,093 --> 00:47:18,444 DUDE, TE-- TEXT ME THE ADDRESS. 654 00:47:18,444 --> 00:47:20,968 YEAH, NO, NO, I WAS GONNA GO HOME, BUT I KI-- 655 00:47:20,968 --> 00:47:23,057 I KIND OF FEEL LIKE HANGING. 656 00:47:49,954 --> 00:47:53,783 BECAUSE IF -- IF SHE IS IN BERLIN, 657 00:47:53,783 --> 00:47:55,524 I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH. 658 00:47:57,265 --> 00:47:59,441 -WHICH -- I DON'T KNOW -- AT THIS POINT, MAYBE I AM. 659 00:47:59,441 --> 00:48:01,443 I FEEL LIKE ONE. I FEEL LIKE I'M -- I'M ONE. 660 00:48:01,443 --> 00:48:04,490 -YEAH. -I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING CRAZY. 661 00:48:04,490 --> 00:48:06,884 I FEEL I'M -- I'M GOING INSANE. 662 00:48:09,016 --> 00:48:11,062 -AWW. 663 00:48:11,062 --> 00:48:13,629 -BUT, LIKE, LOOK... 664 00:48:13,629 --> 00:48:16,719 LET'S SAY SHE IS IN NEW YORK. 665 00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,678 -MM-HMM. -THEN WHATEVER. WHO CARES? 666 00:48:18,678 --> 00:48:21,202 SHE'S A BITCH. FUCK IT. 667 00:48:21,202 --> 00:48:23,901 I WILL MOVE ON, THOUGH, AND FORGET ABOUT IT. 668 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:27,730 BUT IT'S THE NOT...KNOWING 669 00:48:27,730 --> 00:48:29,863 THAT'S MAKING ME SO CRAZY. 670 00:48:29,863 --> 00:48:33,432 IT'S -- IF I COULD JUST KNOW ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, 671 00:48:33,432 --> 00:48:36,696 BUT NOT KNOWING IS WHAT MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE. 672 00:48:42,702 --> 00:48:44,443 YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? 673 00:48:44,443 --> 00:48:47,620 -MNH. WHAT IS IT? 674 00:48:47,620 --> 00:48:51,189 -YOU'RE A FUCKING PUSSY. 675 00:48:51,189 --> 00:48:52,886 P-U-S-S-Y. 676 00:48:52,886 --> 00:48:54,540 -OH, FUCK YOU! 677 00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:57,935 WHAT, I'M A PUSSY 'CAUSE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THINGS? 678 00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,762 THAT MAKES ME A FUCKING PUSSY? 679 00:48:59,762 --> 00:49:01,416 -YEAH, A FUCKING LITTLE DICK-PUSSY. 680 00:49:01,416 --> 00:49:03,114 -MM. WHATEVER, THEN. ALL RIGHT. I AM. 681 00:49:03,114 --> 00:49:05,638 -LIKE, YOU PROBABLY HAVE A LITTLE NUB DICK. 682 00:49:05,638 --> 00:49:07,553 YOU HAVE A LITTLE NUB DICK, RIGHT? 683 00:49:07,553 --> 00:49:09,207 A LITTLE, TINY, LITTLE, BABY PENIS. 684 00:49:09,207 --> 00:49:12,297 AM I RIGHT? 685 00:49:31,011 --> 00:49:33,796 -YEAH? 686 00:49:36,321 --> 00:49:37,670 YOU'VE BEEN TESTED, RIGHT? 687 00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:39,759 -YEAH. HAVE YOU? -YEAH. 688 00:49:39,759 --> 00:49:41,456 -YEAH? -OH, YEAH. 689 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,804 I DON'T KNOW. 690 00:50:24,804 --> 00:50:30,070 I GUESS IF I'M BEING HONEST WITH YOU, THEN I HAVE TO SAY 691 00:50:30,070 --> 00:50:36,946 THAT IT HAS BEEN REALLY GETTING TO ME LATELY... 692 00:50:36,946 --> 00:50:40,863 THE DISTANCE, YOU KNOW, AND... 693 00:50:40,863 --> 00:50:43,127 HOW CRAZY IT CAN MAKE YOU 694 00:50:43,127 --> 00:50:45,825 AND HOW HARD IT IS TO HAVE, YOU KNOW, 695 00:50:45,825 --> 00:50:47,566 SO MANY FEELINGS TIED UP 696 00:50:47,566 --> 00:50:50,525 IN SOMETHING THAT'S SO FAR AWAY FROM YOU 697 00:50:50,525 --> 00:50:55,443 AND SO COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR CONTROL, YOU KNOW? 698 00:50:57,793 --> 00:51:01,188 -ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME? 699 00:51:01,188 --> 00:51:02,450 -WHAT? 700 00:51:05,105 --> 00:51:08,369 -I JUST FEEL LIKE WE'VE COME REALLY FAR, 701 00:51:08,369 --> 00:51:12,199 AND I'M COMING HOME REALLY SOON, AND WE'RE CLOSE. 702 00:51:12,199 --> 00:51:14,680 WE'RE REALLY CLOSE. 703 00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:19,685 -YEAH, YOU'RE COMING BACK SO SOON. YOU'RE RIGHT. 704 00:51:19,685 --> 00:51:22,862 -HAVE YOU EVER FELT THIS SORT OF CONNECTION 705 00:51:22,862 --> 00:51:25,125 WITH ANYONE BEFORE? 706 00:51:28,389 --> 00:51:29,869 -NO. 707 00:51:29,869 --> 00:51:32,698 -THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 708 00:51:34,482 --> 00:51:37,572 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 709 00:51:37,572 --> 00:51:41,620 DON'T BE AN IDIOT. 710 00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:45,189 I LOVE YOU. I REALLY LOVE YOU. 711 00:51:56,287 --> 00:51:58,332 CODY? 712 00:52:23,052 --> 00:52:26,665 -I KNOW. I'M SO SORRY. 713 00:52:26,665 --> 00:52:28,145 I -- 714 00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:30,321 YEAH, NO, BELIEVE ME, I WISH I COULD, 715 00:52:30,321 --> 00:52:32,671 BUT IT'S FAMILY, AND, I MEAN, 716 00:52:32,671 --> 00:52:35,152 MY MOM WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME IF I DON'T GO. 717 00:52:37,545 --> 00:52:40,592 HE'S 85. 718 00:52:40,592 --> 00:52:42,594 YEAH, HE KN-- NO, HE KNOWS -- 719 00:52:42,594 --> 00:52:45,118 HE KNOWS HE SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING, 720 00:52:45,118 --> 00:52:47,338 BUT HE'S BEEN FORGETTING THINGS. 721 00:52:47,338 --> 00:52:49,166 THE DOCTORS THINK EARLY ALZHEIMER'S. 722 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,603 I DON'T KNOW. 723 00:52:51,603 --> 00:52:54,040 NO, HE'S -- HE'S OKAY. HE'S FINE. 724 00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:57,348 THEY THINK MILD CONCUSSION, MAYBE, AT WORST, 725 00:52:57,348 --> 00:52:58,914 BUT HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL. 726 00:52:58,914 --> 00:53:01,003 MY WHOLE FAMILY'S THERE. I GOT TO GO. 727 00:53:01,003 --> 00:53:02,788 I GOT TO GO. 728 00:53:02,788 --> 00:53:06,531 NO, JUST NOT GONNA MAKE THE DEADLINE. 729 00:53:06,531 --> 00:53:09,186 I WILL GIVE YOU A THOUSAND MILLION WORDS 730 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:11,492 ON CRICUT SCRAPBOOKING NEXT WEEK, 731 00:53:11,492 --> 00:53:14,800 BUT THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS I'M OUT OF COMMISSION, OKAY? 732 00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,019 -♪...BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪ 733 00:53:17,019 --> 00:53:19,239 -NO. 734 00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,154 NO. 735 00:53:21,154 --> 00:53:23,069 NO, I'M -- I'M GOIN-- I'M GOING TO -- 736 00:53:23,069 --> 00:53:25,114 I'M GOING TO THE GRAND CENTRAL RIGHT NOW. 737 00:53:25,114 --> 00:53:27,465 I GOT TO GET ON THE TRAIN. 738 00:53:30,032 --> 00:53:34,472 LISTEN, I -- LOOK, THIS IS NOT EASY FOR ME, OKAY? 739 00:53:36,778 --> 00:53:39,955 YES, NEXT WEEK. ABSOLUTELY. 740 00:53:42,349 --> 00:53:44,438 YEAH. YEAH, I'LL CHECK IT -- YEP. 741 00:53:44,438 --> 00:53:45,700 I'M CHECKING IT NOW. 742 00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:47,789 CHECKING IT. 743 00:53:47,789 --> 00:53:50,401 WHAT? 744 00:53:50,401 --> 00:53:53,055 UH, MY MOM IS -- MY MOM IS ACTUALLY, UH, CALLING ME. 745 00:53:53,055 --> 00:53:54,883 UH, IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT MY GRANDDAD, 746 00:53:54,883 --> 00:53:56,233 SO I GOT TO TAKE IT, OKAY? 747 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,886 I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 748 00:55:52,044 --> 00:55:54,568 -♪ AND THROUGH EVERYTHING THAT WE'D BEEN THROUGH♪ 749 00:55:54,568 --> 00:55:56,614 ♪ WE STILL STAYED TOGETHER♪ 750 00:55:56,614 --> 00:56:00,182 ♪ I JUST PRAY THAT WE CAN MAKE THIS THING LAST FOREVER♪ 751 00:56:00,182 --> 00:56:04,099 ♪ I DO ADORE YOU, SO YOU KNOW YOU CAN ASK FOR WHATEVER♪ 752 00:57:37,584 --> 00:57:41,762 -UM, VEGETABLES, LIVESTOCK. 753 00:57:41,762 --> 00:57:43,895 I REALIZED IT WAS THE FIRST TIME SINCE MOVING TO NEW YORK 754 00:57:43,895 --> 00:57:46,724 WHERE I'VE, LIKE, REALLY ACTUALLY DONE SOMETHING 755 00:57:46,724 --> 00:57:49,988 WITH MY HANDS -- SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, PHYSICAL LIKE THAT. 756 00:57:49,988 --> 00:57:51,642 IT'S SO GRATIFYING, YOU KNOW? 757 00:57:51,642 --> 00:57:53,600 -YEAH. FAIR ENOUGH. 758 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,995 -AND THEN I SUDDENLY REALIZED, "YOU KNOW, I THINK PEOPLE 759 00:57:56,995 --> 00:57:59,693 "MIGHT BE WILLING TO ACTUALLY PAY FOR THIS. 760 00:57:59,693 --> 00:58:05,351 LIKE, PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY PAY MONEY TO DO WORK ON A FARM." 761 00:58:05,351 --> 00:58:07,309 -YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 762 00:58:07,309 --> 00:58:08,746 -THANKS. 763 00:58:11,792 --> 00:58:14,142 -IT'S ALSO KIND OF SILLY. 764 00:58:14,142 --> 00:58:16,188 -YEAH? HOW SO? 765 00:58:16,188 --> 00:58:19,887 -WELL, UM... 766 00:58:19,887 --> 00:58:23,238 YOU'RE ALLOWING PEOPLE TO WALK IN THE SHOES OF A FARMER 767 00:58:23,238 --> 00:58:25,763 FOR A WEEK, BUT IT'S NOT REAL FARMING. 768 00:58:25,763 --> 00:58:28,809 IT'S LIKE AN AMUSEMENT-PARK VERSION OF FARMING, 769 00:58:28,809 --> 00:58:30,376 AND WHEN YOU DO THAT, 770 00:58:30,376 --> 00:58:32,770 WHEN YOU TRY AND GET AT THE ESSENCE OF A THING, 771 00:58:32,770 --> 00:58:34,162 BUT YOU LOSE EVERYTHING 772 00:58:34,162 --> 00:58:36,382 THAT COMPLICATES IT AND MAKES IT REAL, 773 00:58:36,382 --> 00:58:40,734 I DO THINK THAT'S KIND OF DANGEROUS, RIGHT? 774 00:58:40,734 --> 00:58:42,606 OTHER THAN THAT, IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 775 00:58:42,606 --> 00:58:46,523 YEAH, NO, IT'S OKAY. 776 00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:51,049 IT'S OKAY. I THINK, UH -- NO, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 777 00:58:51,049 --> 00:58:55,532 SO, VIRGINIA, WHAT DO YOU DO? 778 00:59:07,674 --> 00:59:08,936 -HEY. 779 00:59:08,936 --> 00:59:10,851 -HEY. 780 00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:13,550 YOU WERE WONDERFUL. 781 00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:14,594 -THINK SO? 782 00:59:14,594 --> 00:59:16,509 -NO, I DON'T. I'M LYING. 783 00:59:16,509 --> 00:59:20,382 THEY PAY ME TO SAY STUFF LIKE THAT. 784 00:59:20,382 --> 00:59:22,689 -YOU MUST GET PAID A LOT. YOU'RE A GOOD LIAR. 785 00:59:22,689 --> 00:59:25,126 -THANK YOU. 786 00:59:25,126 --> 00:59:28,913 I'M ON MY WAY OUT. UH, ARE YOU LEAVING SOON OR... 787 00:59:28,913 --> 00:59:31,045 -OH, YEAH. 788 00:59:31,045 --> 00:59:33,961 YEAH, I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS AND THEN LOCK UP, 789 00:59:33,961 --> 00:59:36,007 SO PROBABLY LIKE A HALF AN HOUR. 790 00:59:36,007 --> 00:59:39,053 WHY? 791 00:59:39,053 --> 00:59:44,232 -UM, UM, IF YOU WANT TO... 792 00:59:47,061 --> 00:59:50,935 BEEN DYING TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 793 00:59:50,935 --> 00:59:53,807 -HIT ME. 794 00:59:53,807 --> 00:59:57,463 -YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS APP CALLED BLENDR? 795 00:59:57,463 --> 01:00:00,597 IT'LL LIST PEOPLE BY PROXIMITY. 796 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:05,384 YOU CAN MEET PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HOOK UP LIKE RIGHT NOW. 797 01:00:05,384 --> 01:00:07,560 -WOW. 798 01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:09,562 YOU AREDRUNK. 799 01:00:12,260 --> 01:00:14,785 NO, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT. 800 01:00:23,968 --> 01:00:25,883 LOOKS LIKE YOU. 801 01:00:32,367 --> 01:00:34,892 I GOT TO GET THIS CLEANED UP. 802 01:00:38,199 --> 01:00:40,027 -THERE'S NO SHAME IN IT. 803 01:00:42,377 --> 01:00:45,990 I DON'T KNOW. 804 01:00:45,990 --> 01:00:48,514 I'M SORRY. I... 805 01:00:48,514 --> 01:00:51,169 IT'S JUST... 806 01:00:51,169 --> 01:00:53,737 YOU LOOKED KIND OF MISERABLE TONIGHT. 807 01:00:53,737 --> 01:00:57,566 I-I MEAN, I'M UP THERE, I'M GIVING MY READING, 808 01:00:57,566 --> 01:01:01,788 I'M DOING MY THING, AND OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE, 809 01:01:01,788 --> 01:01:04,399 I SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN 810 01:01:04,399 --> 01:01:09,317 SITTING IN THIS MAGICAL COURTYARD, 811 01:01:09,317 --> 01:01:14,845 AND SHE IS JUST WISHING SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE ELSE. 812 01:01:14,845 --> 01:01:19,023 -SO, VIRGINIA, WHAT DO YOU DO? 813 01:01:19,023 --> 01:01:20,502 -OH. 814 01:01:22,766 --> 01:01:25,638 I'M DOING A FELLOWSHIP RIGHT NOW -- 815 01:01:25,638 --> 01:01:27,771 A STAY AT A WRITER'S PLACE. 816 01:01:27,771 --> 01:01:29,816 -UH-HUH. OKAY. 817 01:01:29,816 --> 01:01:34,168 WELL, IF YOU HAVE ANY FREE TIME 818 01:01:34,168 --> 01:01:38,129 FROM WRITING VAGUELY ARGUMENTATIVE NONFICTION 819 01:01:38,129 --> 01:01:41,088 OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU'RE DOING OVER THERE, 820 01:01:41,088 --> 01:01:45,092 UM, WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOMETIME. 821 01:01:45,092 --> 01:01:47,094 -YEAH, I'D LOVE TO. 822 01:01:47,094 --> 01:01:51,751 BUT ACTUALLY, I'M IN BERLIN RIGHT NOW. 823 01:01:51,751 --> 01:01:55,015 -WAIT. WHAT? YOU'RE IN BERLIN? 824 01:01:55,015 --> 01:01:57,975 -YEAH. YEAH, NO, I AM. I AM. 825 01:01:57,975 --> 01:02:00,281 THE FELLOWSHIP IS AT, UM -- 826 01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:05,069 THERE'S THE AMERICAN ACADEMY IN BERLIN. 827 01:02:05,069 --> 01:02:06,244 YEAH. 828 01:02:06,244 --> 01:02:09,203 I'LL BE BACK IN SIX MONTHS. 829 01:02:11,945 --> 01:02:16,689 I JUST FEEL LIKE MY OWN WORST ENEMY SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW? 830 01:02:18,082 --> 01:02:22,129 -YEAH. I DO KNOW. 831 01:02:22,129 --> 01:02:25,742 EVERYONE GOES THROUGH. 832 01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:28,875 BUT I'M GONNA PROMISE YOU SOMETHING. 833 01:02:28,875 --> 01:02:32,705 I SWEAR -- SCOUT'S HONOR -- 834 01:02:32,705 --> 01:02:35,316 YOU WILLMAKE IT ACROSS THAT RUBICON. 835 01:02:37,014 --> 01:02:41,496 -AND ONE DAY, YOU'RE GONNA EMERGE OUT THE OTHER SIDE 836 01:02:41,496 --> 01:02:46,371 A WHOLE PERSON -- 837 01:02:46,371 --> 01:02:52,986 FULL, BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL PERSON. 838 01:02:56,424 --> 01:02:58,862 EVERYONE KNOWS IT. 839 01:03:03,388 --> 01:03:07,914 -OH, MAN. THAT'S, UM -- WOW. 840 01:03:07,914 --> 01:03:11,091 I WAS TOTALLY NOT EXPECTING THAT. 841 01:03:14,529 --> 01:03:17,750 -LISTEN, IT WAS REALLY NICE TALKING TO YOU. 842 01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:19,839 AND MAYBE WE COULD DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME. 843 01:03:19,839 --> 01:03:22,059 -TOTALLY. I'D LO-- I'D LOVE THAT. 844 01:03:22,059 --> 01:03:24,235 I HAD A GOOD TIME TALKING TO YOU, TOO. 845 01:03:26,019 --> 01:03:27,804 HAVE A GOOD TIME IN BERLIN. 846 01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,675 -I WILL. 847 01:03:29,675 --> 01:03:31,938 -UM, YEAH, I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON. 848 01:03:31,938 --> 01:03:33,374 -OKAY, YOU TOO, YEAH. 849 01:03:33,374 --> 01:03:34,636 -OKAY. -BYE. 850 01:03:55,179 --> 01:03:57,268 OKAY, HOLD UP. 851 01:03:57,268 --> 01:03:59,313 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 852 01:03:59,313 --> 01:04:02,751 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 853 01:04:02,751 --> 01:04:06,538 -JUST TWO PEOPLE IN A COURTYARD. 854 01:04:07,582 --> 01:04:11,848 -YEAH, I CAN'T REALLY DO THINGS LIKE THIS. 855 01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:16,983 BUT -- BUT I THOUGHT... 856 01:04:16,983 --> 01:04:20,465 I MEAN, AREN'T YOU -- -NO. NO. 857 01:04:20,465 --> 01:04:22,423 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? 858 01:04:44,968 --> 01:04:47,318 -Hey, you've reached Cody. Leave me a message. 859 01:04:49,624 --> 01:04:52,236 -Cody? 860 01:04:52,236 --> 01:04:55,500 Cody, I really need to talk to you, so can you call me please? 861 01:05:06,119 --> 01:05:08,643 -Hey, you've reached Cody. Leave me a message. 862 01:05:25,051 --> 01:05:27,358 -Hey, you've reached Cody. Leave me a message. 863 01:05:31,318 --> 01:05:33,625 -Hey, you've reached Cody. Leave me a message. 864 01:06:16,711 --> 01:06:17,930 -HEY, BACK UP! 865 01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:19,192 -COME ON, MAN! 866 01:06:19,192 --> 01:06:20,541 -WHAT THE FUCK?! 867 01:06:20,541 --> 01:06:21,978 -COME ON, MAN! 868 01:06:24,893 --> 01:06:26,156 -FUCK OFF! 869 01:06:28,158 --> 01:06:29,637 -HEY, HEY! 870 01:06:29,637 --> 01:06:31,726 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! BACK OFF! 871 01:06:31,726 --> 01:06:34,077 -RELAX! RELAX, MAN! 872 01:06:34,077 --> 01:06:35,208 -HEY! HEY! 873 01:06:36,949 --> 01:06:38,472 -GET OFF ME! NO! 874 01:06:38,472 --> 01:06:39,604 NO, MAN! NO! 875 01:08:27,146 --> 01:08:28,669 -HELLO? 876 01:09:54,799 --> 01:09:56,235 -HELLO? 877 01:10:06,027 --> 01:10:07,681 CODY? 878 01:10:15,123 --> 01:10:18,344 PLEASE, PLEASE TALK TO ME. 879 01:10:21,173 --> 01:10:24,132 PLEASE TALK TO ME. 880 01:10:29,399 --> 01:10:31,227 FUCK! FUCK! 881 01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:21,032 SO MUCH SMALLER IN REAL LIFE. 882 01:12:21,032 --> 01:12:25,689 -YEAH, I THINK THE...SKYPE DISTORTS SPACE. 883 01:12:32,086 --> 01:12:34,959 OH, HEY. -YEAH. 884 01:12:34,959 --> 01:12:36,569 -I KNOW THAT. 885 01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:40,921 DID YOU ACTUALLY GET THAT IN GERMANY? 886 01:12:40,921 --> 01:12:42,706 -NO. 887 01:12:42,706 --> 01:12:47,232 FLEA MARKET ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE. 888 01:12:47,232 --> 01:12:52,368 REALLY IS SO MUCH SMALLER. IT'S WEIRD. 889 01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:55,675 DO YOU MIND IF I GET A DRINK? -NO, HELP YOURSELF. 890 01:13:08,862 --> 01:13:12,170 -OH, THE CORKSCREW IS IN -- -OH, I KNOW. 891 01:13:13,258 --> 01:13:15,478 IT'S PRACTICALLY MY KITCHEN. 892 01:13:46,944 --> 01:13:50,164 I DIDN'T PLAN IT. 893 01:13:50,164 --> 01:13:52,863 I JUST SAID IT ONE TIME. 894 01:13:52,863 --> 01:13:54,734 IT WORKED. 895 01:13:58,782 --> 01:14:02,438 YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED BLENDR? 896 01:14:03,830 --> 01:14:05,397 WELL, I DID THAT. 897 01:14:08,139 --> 01:14:11,751 AND AFTER I DID IT, I STARTED THINKING ABOUT, 898 01:14:11,751 --> 01:14:14,319 WHAT IF THERE WERE SOME OTHER SORT OF BLENDR 899 01:14:14,319 --> 01:14:17,801 WERE YOU COULD FIND PEOPLE THAT YOU WANT TO TALK TO RIGHT NOW 900 01:14:17,801 --> 01:14:22,240 OR THAT YOU...WANT TO CARE ABOUT RIGHT NOW. 901 01:14:32,946 --> 01:14:37,690 EVERY RELATIONSHIP I'VE EVER BEEN IN HAS ENDED BADLY. 902 01:14:38,909 --> 01:14:42,521 AND THEY'VE ALL STARTED OUT REALLY WELL. 903 01:14:45,393 --> 01:14:46,873 AND I GUESS I JUST THOUGHT, 904 01:14:46,873 --> 01:14:52,662 MAYBE IF I HAD SOME SORT OF DISTANCING AGENT, 905 01:14:52,662 --> 01:14:55,186 THAT I COULD MAKE IT WORK THIS TIME. 906 01:15:17,121 --> 01:15:19,166 I'VE BEEN THINKING. 907 01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:23,127 I KNOW THAT I DON'T COME BACK FOR FIVE MONTHS. 908 01:15:24,302 --> 01:15:27,697 -YEAH. 909 01:15:27,697 --> 01:15:31,483 BUT I LIKE YOU, AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU. 910 01:15:31,483 --> 01:15:35,966 SO, I GUESS, I WAS, UM -- I WAS WONDERING... 911 01:15:35,966 --> 01:15:40,231 I KNOW IT'S GOING TO SOUND INSANE BECAUSE I DON'T -- 912 01:15:40,231 --> 01:15:45,279 UH, WE'VE NEVER MET IN PERSON... 913 01:15:45,279 --> 01:15:49,936 BUT I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOU WOULD THINK ABOUT US... 914 01:15:49,936 --> 01:15:51,895 BEING TOGETHER -- 915 01:15:51,895 --> 01:15:57,378 LETTING ME HAVE EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO YOUR EMOTIONAL RESERVOIR. 916 01:15:59,206 --> 01:16:00,904 LIKE, YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT 917 01:16:00,904 --> 01:16:02,688 HOW OPEN TO EVERYTHING YOU ARE, 918 01:16:02,688 --> 01:16:05,299 AND I-I'M JUST -- I'M JUST GIVING YOU AN OPPORTUNITY HERE 919 01:16:05,299 --> 01:16:07,519 TO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH IS. 920 01:16:16,441 --> 01:16:17,834 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 921 01:16:17,834 --> 01:16:19,575 I'M...TOUCHING YOU. 922 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:20,880 TOUCHING YOU. 923 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,926 -YEAH? -YEAH. 924 01:16:24,318 --> 01:16:26,712 -MM. I CAN FEEL IT. 925 01:16:32,109 --> 01:16:34,241 OKAY. 926 01:16:34,241 --> 01:16:36,766 YOU'RE WEIRD ENOUGH. LET'S DO IT. 927 01:16:38,115 --> 01:16:41,248 -OKAY. YEAH. 928 01:16:42,815 --> 01:16:45,775 WELL, I'LL HAVE MY LAWYER SEND YOU THE CONTRACT. 929 01:16:45,775 --> 01:16:47,341 -OH, GOOD. YES, PLEASE. 930 01:17:41,221 --> 01:17:44,007 I THINK THIS WAS A MISTAKE. 931 01:18:16,430 --> 01:18:19,390 -HEY, CODY. 932 01:18:19,390 --> 01:18:22,785 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAW THAT GIRL ON THE SUBWAY -- 933 01:18:22,785 --> 01:18:25,439 YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT YOU THOUGHT WAS ME? 934 01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:28,747 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT RECENTLY, 935 01:18:28,747 --> 01:18:32,272 AND, UM, IT LED ME TO WRITE SOMETHING. 936 01:18:32,272 --> 01:18:35,711 I THOUGHT... 937 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:39,105 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE IT. 938 01:18:39,105 --> 01:18:44,807 "WE FILE INTO THE CAR, A PARADE OF TRAJECTORIES. 939 01:18:44,807 --> 01:18:49,072 "YOU ARE ALREADY THERE, FACING INWARD. 940 01:18:49,072 --> 01:18:52,640 "YOU DO NOT HIDE OR TURN AWAY, BUT FACE US -- 941 01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:57,471 "AN OBJECT LESSON IN SADNESS. 942 01:18:57,471 --> 01:18:59,996 "SENECA -- I GET OFF. 943 01:18:59,996 --> 01:19:03,826 "IMAGINE YOU ENTER A QUIET THEATER 944 01:19:03,826 --> 01:19:06,916 "ALREADY DARKENED IN ANTICIPATION, 945 01:19:06,916 --> 01:19:10,136 "AND YOU HEAR THE SOUNDS SO OFTEN DROWNED 946 01:19:10,136 --> 01:19:12,530 "IN OUR DAILY RUSH OF MOVEMENT. 947 01:19:12,530 --> 01:19:16,012 "THE TICK OF YOUR WATCH SURGES IN YOUR EARS, 948 01:19:16,012 --> 01:19:18,362 "AND YOU ARE SURPRISED TO FIND 949 01:19:18,362 --> 01:19:23,497 "IT IS EXACTLY IN TIME WITH THAT OF YOUR NEIGHBOR. 950 01:19:23,497 --> 01:19:27,284 "TO HAVE SET THEM AT PRECISELY THE SAME INSTANT, 951 01:19:27,284 --> 01:19:31,984 "WITH ALL OF THE INSTANTS TO HAVE CHOSEN FROM... 952 01:19:31,984 --> 01:19:34,204 "APPLAUSE RISES FROM THE CROWD 953 01:19:34,204 --> 01:19:37,033 "OR AN IMAGE APPEARS ON THE SCREEN, 954 01:19:37,033 --> 01:19:41,298 "AND YOU CAN NO LONGER HEAR TIME PASS. 955 01:19:41,298 --> 01:19:45,171 "WEEKS LATER, I STEP ONTO THE CAR -- 956 01:19:45,171 --> 01:19:48,827 "EYES SWOLLEN AND WET. 957 01:19:48,827 --> 01:19:52,091 "YOU ARE ALREADY THERE. 958 01:19:52,091 --> 01:19:55,878 "AND I SIT IN THE EMPTY SEAT BESIDE YOU. 959 01:19:55,878 --> 01:19:58,794 "DON'T THINK I DON'T NOTICE YOUR FLEETING GLANCES 960 01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:00,708 "TOWARDS MY DOWN-TURNED FACE, 961 01:20:00,708 --> 01:20:04,234 "YOUR INQUISITIVE AND PITYING EYES. 962 01:20:04,234 --> 01:20:06,802 "SENECA. 963 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:10,327 "ONE BACKWARD GLANCE AS YOU RISE. 964 01:20:10,327 --> 01:20:14,548 "AND IN THE MOMENT BEFORE THE ENGINE REVS, 965 01:20:14,548 --> 01:20:19,771 "IN THE SILENCE BEFORE THE CROWD MOVES FOR THE DOOR, 966 01:20:19,771 --> 01:20:24,123 "I HEAR THE TICKING OF MY WATCH AND YOURS -- 967 01:20:24,123 --> 01:20:26,343 A QUARTER SECOND LATER." 968 01:20:28,258 --> 01:20:32,653 "ONE BEAT OF A HEART MACHINE BROKEN IN TWO. 969 01:20:32,653 --> 01:20:37,528 "AS YOUR FOOT REACHES THE GROUND, 970 01:20:37,528 --> 01:20:39,443 THE DOORS CLOSE."