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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,549 Previously on Overcompensating... 2 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:09,300 - We should chill. - We should fucking chill. 3 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:10,385 Benny Scanlon, 4 00:00:10,386 --> 00:00:13,263 you have been tapped to join the Flesh & Gold society. 5 00:00:13,264 --> 00:00:16,933 I'm the future Keeper. It's like president of Flesh & Gold. 6 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,810 How's it looking at Hawksworth Financial? 7 00:00:18,811 --> 00:00:21,146 - It's not looking so good on your end. - But I'm still Keeper, right? 8 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:22,732 Keeper? For you? 9 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:24,733 - You're acting insane. - I got a letter, 10 00:00:24,734 --> 00:00:26,568 and I want you to get one too so we can keep hanging out. 11 00:00:26,569 --> 00:00:27,903 Carmen! Carmen! 12 00:00:30,781 --> 00:00:32,407 - Were you titty-fucking her again? - Again? 13 00:00:32,408 --> 00:00:34,534 Benny told me that he titty-fucked you before Rockbar. 14 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:35,661 What the fuck, Benny? 15 00:00:46,464 --> 00:00:48,799 Carmen, you... you got a letter. 16 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,259 Get the fuck out and never touch her mail again. 17 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:52,802 I don't give a shit about a letter. 18 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,721 You said you titty-fucked me? 19 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:56,097 You're literally a psycho. 20 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:58,308 Hailee, can... can you give us a second? 21 00:00:58,309 --> 00:01:00,769 Anything you can say to my roomie, you can say to my face. 22 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:03,730 Thanks, Hailee, um, but yeah, can you actually... 23 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:06,024 - I'll be right outside the door. - Yeah. 24 00:01:06,025 --> 00:01:07,735 Right outside the door. 25 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:12,156 What the fuck? 26 00:01:13,032 --> 00:01:15,867 It was dumb, like... I forgot I even said it. 27 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:17,285 You forgot? 28 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:19,996 Okay. Well, can you remember why you said it? 29 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,873 Everyone was bragging about sex. 30 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:24,542 - Who's everyone? - Just some, like, guys that stopped by. 31 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:28,047 So you had to lie about me to some guys that stopped by? 32 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:29,756 I'm sorry. 33 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,758 Like you were sorry for lying about your pre-game? 34 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,092 Like that kind of sorry? 35 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,595 Like, what else are you lying about? 36 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,890 Um... 37 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:40,767 Cool. Cool. 38 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:41,851 Super confusing. 39 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:43,937 Um... Maybe you wanna leave? 40 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:46,232 Okay. 41 00:01:58,494 --> 00:01:59,953 There he is. 42 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:01,704 He's a liar and probably a virgin. 43 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:04,375 ♪ Boom, boom, boom, clap ♪ 44 00:02:06,252 --> 00:02:08,211 I was thinking... 45 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:09,630 Maybe... 46 00:02:10,256 --> 00:02:11,714 Maybe we could go outside today? 47 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:13,259 For what? 48 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,677 I have no fucking future. 49 00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:17,179 That's not true. 50 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:22,433 The no job thing sucks, and I know I'm just a woman, 51 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:25,812 but I'm pretty sure there's more banks than just Hawksworth. 52 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,731 But it's the bank. 53 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,358 Where else am I supposed to work? 54 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:32,110 Chase? 55 00:02:32,111 --> 00:02:34,195 Some bank that has to run commercials? 56 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:35,446 Fucking embarrassing. 57 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,783 What? 58 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,786 The fuck? 59 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,249 Who is it? 60 00:02:46,709 --> 00:02:48,168 - Oh, my God. - What? 61 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,547 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 62 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,300 Baby. Baby, baby, baby. 63 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:57,594 - What is it? - I'm gonna be in charge of Flesh & Gold. 64 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:59,137 I'm the fucking Keeper! 65 00:02:59,138 --> 00:03:01,055 How? I thought you said you weren't getting it. 66 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,474 That's what I thought, but my brothers came through for me! 67 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:04,976 Fucking brothers! 68 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:07,270 I accept! 69 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:09,147 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 70 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:12,233 Fuck, it's yellow! Yes. Oh, my God. 71 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:13,319 I'm so excited. 72 00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:15,445 Look at this shit. Look how good this looks. 73 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:17,488 - Yeah. You look really good. - Come here. Come here. 74 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:18,609 Look at us. Look at us, huh? 75 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,869 - We run this shit. - Do we? 76 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,372 No one's gonna stop me with you by my side. 77 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,000 Fucking power couple, baby. 78 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,668 Yeah, I'm working the Charli concert this week. 79 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:32,670 - Puth? - XCX. 80 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:34,881 Oh. All right, well, there you go. 81 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,800 Bonnie and Clyde. 82 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,345 Yeah. 83 00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:42,305 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, hold on, hold on. 84 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,515 - What do you gotta do for that? - Oh, it's so cool. 85 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:46,809 So I'm her talent liaison when she gets to campus. 86 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,269 I had to fight the student activities board 87 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,750 to get it 'cause it's really coveted. 88 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:51,940 - I wanna work the concert. - No. 89 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:53,701 Does anyone else want the job more than I do? 90 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,363 A natural choice. Veronica. 91 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,955 Great. So it's settled. 92 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:08,790 So once she's here, I'm her point person. 93 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:11,125 And I'll hang out with her before the show and after the show, 94 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,211 and just get her, like, anything she needs. 95 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:15,546 So you're the Keeper and I have my shit too. 96 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,424 Look at us. 97 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:22,553 It's just gonna be, like, a really big week for me, 98 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:25,390 - 'cause I'm like... I'm Keeper now. - Yeah. 99 00:04:25,391 --> 00:04:28,686 So maybe just let someone else do that shit? 100 00:04:29,812 --> 00:04:30,854 Power couple. 101 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:32,605 Couple. 102 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:37,026 Yeah, so we don't work the shows, we watch them. 103 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,612 You feel me? We're in the VIP, baby. 104 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,991 Got a bottle of Grey Goose and a sparkler coming out the top. 105 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,163 Get used to people taking care of you, Grace. 106 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,124 You're popular now. 107 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:55,254 Wait, um, put the mask on. 108 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,599 It's about to get a whole lot better. 109 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:04,637 What? 110 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,806 It's about to get a whole lot better. 111 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,266 Oh, yeah. 112 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,400 Yeah, Bonnie and Clyde. 113 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:20,361 I'm fucking horny. Holy fuck, I'm horny. 114 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,781 Oh, fuck me, Keeper, go. 115 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:24,283 Careful with the beak. 116 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,209 Hey. 117 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,002 Hi. 118 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,671 Okay, um... 119 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,674 You haven't responded to any of my texts, so... 120 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:43,676 Is there something I can do? 121 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,386 - Like, I just feel like... - I just need some time. 122 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:46,555 Totally. 123 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:51,435 I just don't want, you know, our stuff to get in the way of you getting in here. 124 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:53,102 Can you stop talking to me? 125 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,271 What? 126 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,482 I'm on your side, and I'm trying to help. 127 00:05:57,483 --> 00:06:00,026 Peter thinks we're a thing, so, like, that could help you get in. 128 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,861 Because you titty-fucked me? 129 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:03,237 I didn't tell him I titty-fucked you. 130 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:07,283 Also, wait, you never correct people when they assume we're a thing, so... 131 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,035 Trust me, that's gonna change. 132 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,369 You know what? Fine. 133 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,705 Just don't advertise we're not talking if you wanna get in. 134 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,665 I'm so fucking sick of boys. 135 00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:15,750 Okay. 136 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:18,252 Okay, you had nothing to do with me getting this. 137 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:20,713 I got this, because according to the Yates subreddit, 138 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,966 I'm the people's princess after the tailgate, okay? 139 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,344 Meanwhile, you can't even gag down half a sip of Natty Light. 140 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:30,264 What the fuck, Carmen? 141 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:31,891 Yeah, I'll get in just fine. 142 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,436 But without me, you don't stand a chance. 143 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:38,273 Remember to open your throat when you shotgun, golden boy. 144 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,442 Nice blazer. 145 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:45,238 Hey. 146 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:48,741 Man, I am so glad you're here. I literally don't think I know anyone, so... 147 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,160 Yeah, me-me neither. 148 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,120 You! 149 00:06:52,121 --> 00:06:54,122 Me. 150 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:09,346 Welcome to this year's Flesh & Gold rush ritual. 151 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:12,807 I am your Keeper. 152 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:14,892 - What? - Sorry, uh, what did you say? I... 153 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:17,333 - Can you not understand me? - Not really. 154 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:19,522 Fuck. 155 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,023 I'm your Keeper, Peter. Fuck. 156 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,608 You all got a letter, 157 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:26,238 but now you must compete to prove you're worthy to join Flesh & Gold. 158 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,823 Before we get into rush, 159 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:31,742 you all legally have to watch a short presentation 160 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,328 put together by Gabe's dad's lawyer, Harvey. 161 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:35,622 - Harvey! - Harvey! 162 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,294 Okay. 163 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:43,713 Yeah. You got it, right? 164 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:46,048 Don't do that. Don't do that. 165 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,968 Yeah, great, okay. 166 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:51,095 Whatever. Let's fucking... Is it done... Yeah, great. 167 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,638 Okay. 168 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:56,225 We are technically a "service organization," 169 00:07:56,226 --> 00:08:00,229 and will therefore go to a soup kitchen every other year. 170 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:05,818 Last but not least, due to last year's unfortunate situación, 171 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:10,656 men and women will be split up by gender for all rush activities. 172 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,493 - Veronica was a bitch, so... - You barely spanked her. 173 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:19,750 This week has the potential to change your lives forever. 174 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:26,047 Flesh & Gold are some of the most connected people on this planet Earth. 175 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:29,634 We have the best parties, the hottest people, 176 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:34,181 and by far the best housing opportunities. 177 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:39,435 This is family. 178 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:42,021 This is tradition. 179 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,358 This is Flesh & Gold! 180 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:47,444 And we'll see you very soon. 181 00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:49,196 Go! 182 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,242 Now, freshmen, disperse! 183 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:55,868 - What'd he say? - What? 184 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,245 Fucking... Freshmen, disperse! 185 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:58,664 Fucking mask. 186 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,166 Ladies, come with me please. 187 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,752 Right this way to the cigar room. 188 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,129 Men, this way. 189 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,423 - Oh, shit, sorry. - Oh, sorry. 190 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,969 Oh, oh. Hey. 191 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:13,636 How are... How are the hands? 192 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,721 Good. No stitches. 193 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,182 Yeah, nice. 194 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,686 That was, uh, some legendary behavior. 195 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,604 Thanks. 196 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,066 This is yours to lose. 197 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,124 Fuck yes! 198 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,750 Mischa Barton is back. 199 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,335 No. No. 200 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,713 Um, I got us tickets to the Charli XCX concert on Friday. 201 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,215 - No, you didn't. - Mm-hmm. 202 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:52,800 Oh, my fucking God! 203 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,552 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 204 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:57,596 No, no, no, no, no! Charli's... Charli's literally my spirit animal. 205 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,849 - I'm so excited. - Oh, wow. Yay! 206 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:02,351 You can't say spirit animal, but, um, whoo! 207 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,644 I'm surprised you're not taking Benny, 208 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:05,563 but, like, I'm so grateful, I'm so grateful. 209 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:07,649 Honestly, like, fuck him. 210 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,360 I'm so done with boys. 211 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:13,529 - I'm a girl's girl now. Mm-hmm. - Yeah, girl's girl. 212 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,656 - You, me, Charli, the girls. - Amigas. 213 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,284 Amigas. 214 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,368 Surprise, bitches. 215 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,580 Can I see you for a second? Flesh & Gold. 216 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:23,914 I'll tell this flight attendant to leave. 217 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:27,586 We don't want what you're selling, but thank you. 218 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,837 Fuck. 219 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,173 I'm a human, yes. 220 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:33,842 Okay. 221 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,804 Wait, no. Fuck. 222 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,473 - Don't move! - Lie on your fucking stomach. 223 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,436 What the fuck? Wait, let me get my Charli tickets! 224 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,146 - What the fuck? - He's gonna fuck you. 225 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,523 - I got him. You're coming with us. - No! No! 226 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,525 - Flip him! - What the fuck? Oh, my God! 227 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,152 Welcome to your nightmare, bitch! 228 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,113 - What the fuck? Trey! - Which way are we going? 229 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,491 - Other way! Other way! - Trey! Trey! 230 00:10:58,492 --> 00:10:59,992 - Fuck you. - What the fuck? 231 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,160 Bye, Benny. 232 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,245 - No! What the fuck! - Come on. 233 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:07,626 This week is going to be the worst fucking week of your life! 234 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,460 Never forget that we... 235 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,630 We are sadly no longer able to physically haze you girls 236 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:15,174 because of Veronica, so instead... 237 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,385 Suck it up! 238 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,804 If you get chosen, you are special! 239 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,722 You matter! So... 240 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,100 ...we're gonna be focusing on the mental stuff, 241 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:27,937 which we're hoping will be equally as traumatizing. 242 00:11:27,938 --> 00:11:33,484 Because on the other side of that trauma is a bond that will last a lifetime. 243 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:34,944 And that bond is sisterhood. 244 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,696 - Sisterhood. - Sisterhood. 245 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,989 - Round one. - Round one! 246 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,373 - Fuck. - No homo! 247 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,585 Thank you, sir! You have my consent for another. 248 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,631 - No homo! - I gotta piss on him. 249 00:11:55,632 --> 00:12:00,679 We want to empower our sisters to embrace each other's bodies. 250 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,057 These machines will provide the jiggle 251 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:10,605 so we have a crystal clear picture of what needs work. 252 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,443 Let me help you, girl. 253 00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:22,825 You're, like, really fucking random. 254 00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:25,035 I feel like a feminist. 255 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,788 Playtime is over! 256 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:30,125 Be the first one to make your way back to campus. 257 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,169 Scatter. 258 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,754 Jesus. 259 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,090 Where the fuck did you get a gun? 260 00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:39,258 That's a real fucking gun? 261 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,968 Hey, do you wanna figure this out together? 262 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:48,809 Yeah. 263 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,395 Yeah. Um... 264 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,399 Okay. It's that way. 265 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:56,902 Okay. 266 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,570 Those guys are never gonna survive out here. 267 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,490 - They're gonna fucking starve. - Dude, we're like a mile off campus, okay? 268 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:03,574 Shut up. 269 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:04,825 Shut the fuck up. 270 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,202 I got a plan for tonight. 271 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,245 - Oh, shit, he's got a plan. - Fuck yeah. 272 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,372 He's always got a plan. 273 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,377 - Bro, drive. - I don't talk and drive, bitch. 274 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,838 - I signed a pledge online. - What the fuck? 275 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,257 Sorry, Pete. That's tight. 276 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,592 - Hi. - Yo, babe, uh, 277 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,302 I need you to run me a quick errand. 278 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,095 I can't, babe, I'm deep in prep. 279 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,181 For what? 280 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,558 - The Charli concert. - Puth? 281 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,186 XCX. I decided to do it. 282 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,231 Grace, we agreed, okay? 283 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,859 I need you. This is actually serious. 284 00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,862 - I'm Keeper. - And I'm busy. 285 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,452 Okay, yeah, that's better. 286 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,832 I know you love me. All right. 287 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,794 We need to hit a pet store. Seat belts! 288 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,587 - Seat belts! - Seat belts, everyone. 289 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,673 ♪ Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? ♪ 290 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,633 ♪ Are you ready for this? ♪ 291 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:11,935 ♪ Let's go ♪ 292 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,779 We're gonna review that footage and make some final decisions. 293 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:27,783 If you couldn't keep up or acted "word we can't say according to Gabe's dad." 294 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:28,994 Retarded. 295 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,288 Esther. 296 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,373 But, yeah, if you looked R, you lose some points obviously. 297 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,084 Bummer about your leg, Taylor G. 298 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,254 Can I try one more time? 299 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:40,796 No, thanks. 300 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,632 My horse broke my back a few years ago and that just reminded me of it. 301 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,386 Okay, well, on that note, bye. 302 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,305 Oh, Carmen, Emily. 303 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:49,806 Hang back for a sec. 304 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,561 You two have really caught our eye this week. 305 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,980 The other hogs should honestly slit their wrists. 306 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,232 - Totally. - We're going to dinner tomorrow night 307 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,402 pre-Charli at La Ferretti Famigliata. 308 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,737 Why don't you two, like, join us? 309 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,447 - Definitely. - Yeah. 310 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,490 Think we're almost through this clearing. 311 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,826 Um, if we keep heading northwest we'll make it back to campus. 312 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,622 Also, watch out for that path there, that's poison oak. 313 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,249 Wait, how do you know this shit? 314 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,834 Oh, I'm from Idaho, 315 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,836 and I was in this Lewis and Clark program. 316 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:21,962 Mm-hmm. 317 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,631 It's kind of like Boy Scouts on steroids. 318 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:24,798 Well, I'm glad you did it, 319 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,551 because I don't think I've ever been in any woods before. 320 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,887 Oh. Where are you from? 321 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,474 London. Until my mum remarried. 322 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:34,516 How's the stepdad? 323 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:35,976 Oh, Big Rick? 324 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,731 Big Rick is a property developer... 325 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,234 ...with fake teeth, and his son is called Hunter. 326 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,861 Okay, well, I love them. 327 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,988 - I'm rooting for them. - That makes one of us. 328 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,241 Assuming we make it out of the woods, 329 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,870 I happen to have a spare ticket to Charli tonight. 330 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,831 - You like Charli? - Yeah. 331 00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,376 - Oh. - I just, I... 332 00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:04,672 I thought her early mixtape stuff was really cool, and she's from Essex. 333 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:05,964 So... 334 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,925 She's a real Essex girl. 335 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,260 Stop. Was that meant to be a London accent? 336 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:13,097 - That was a London accent. - No... Oh. Sure, yes. 337 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,349 - You good? - Yeah, man, I'm okay. I'm just... 338 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,060 I'm just nervous. 339 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:24,233 - Yo! Yo. Here. - Yo! Oh, shit! The first ones here. 340 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:27,362 Fuck yeah! 341 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,533 Oh, we got another one! 342 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:33,742 Oh, yes! 343 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,413 You're alive, dawg. Get in here! 344 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,373 We're the first. 345 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:40,999 First ones back. 346 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,292 - Yeah. - Well done, Bento. 347 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,754 Thanks, Pete. 348 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,757 - Oh, baby. - Okay. 349 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,009 - Yo, you got fucked up. - Poison oak. 350 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,637 - Yo, put it on, man. - Ah, come on, man. Cover yourself up. 351 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,682 That was actually really funny. 352 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,017 My dream. 353 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:02,020 Oh, hey, chica. Thanks for finally joining us. 354 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,356 Hi. Sorry, I thought you said 5:30? 355 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,025 We did. Emily was just a few minutes early. 356 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,278 It only took me, like, five minutes to get ready. 357 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,363 It took me four. 358 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:12,656 Have some wine, Carmen. 359 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,742 They don't card here 'cause the owner wants to have sex with me. 360 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,745 - I love sex. - I hate it. 361 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,456 We already ordered the caprese and fettuccine Alfredo bucket 362 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:21,749 for the table, by the way. 363 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,293 Oh, um, actually I'm lactose intolerant. 364 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,503 Bitch, no one's actually lactose intolerant. 365 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,839 Yeah, that's just something you say when you don't wanna eat your dinner, 366 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,508 but don't want everyone to know you had an eating disorder in high school. 367 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:32,801 Totally. 368 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:38,348 Are we keeping you from something? 369 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,934 No, sorry, my roommate's just calling me. 370 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,688 She's such a... a cunt. 371 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,527 We don't talk like that. 372 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,862 But she just called me a bitch. 373 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,363 Bitch is funny. 374 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,158 Cunt is crass. 375 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,502 I'm such a stupid bitch. 376 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:16,094 Well, I feel like this is the perfect time. 377 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:20,057 Um, I made everyone bracelets for the concert. 378 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:23,477 Just to, you know, thank you guys for such an amazing week. 379 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:26,481 Oh, my God. That is really thoughtful. 380 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,691 Just Esther didn't get a ticket. 381 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:33,738 Fuck my fucking pussy life with a huge horse cock. 382 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,076 I miss my horse. 383 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:41,955 I have a ticket. 384 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,291 - Really? - Yeah. Yeah, I got you, chica. 385 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,336 Oh, my God. That's iconic. Yay. 386 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,756 You're such a legendista. 387 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,014 Mmm. 388 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,934 Eat up, Carmelita. 389 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,563 Mmm, cheese. 390 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,861 Bitch, where have you been? We have to go in like a second. 391 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:17,281 Oh, um, I was actually at La Ferretti Famigliata's with some girls. 392 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,409 La Ferretti Famigliata's. I love that place. 393 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,744 Okay, well I think we have to get there early so we can get a really good spot 394 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,913 so we have a good chance of making heavy eye contact with Charli. 395 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,083 - Oh, my God! - I can't give you the ticket. 396 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,669 - What? - I promised it to one of the girls. 397 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,088 I'm-I'm so sorry. 398 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,423 This is psychotic of you. 399 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,383 I know, I panicked at dinner and... 400 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,509 You don't even know these bitches 401 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,219 and you're gonna give them a ticket over your roomie? 402 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,471 - I'm like your one real friend. - I have other friends. 403 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,181 Um, who? Benny? 404 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,850 Who told everyone he titty-fucked you? 405 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,143 No. These girls... 406 00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,645 - These girls are my future sisters. - They're your sisters? 407 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:51,732 Great, how about you buy a pair of pants and send it around? You're pissing me off! 408 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,818 I'm so sorry. I... 409 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,154 Uh, I'm-I'm gonna go. 410 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,493 I'm going to that fucking concert. 411 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,038 Now that you're all finally fucking back, 412 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:09,291 you're probably thinking to yourself, "It's time to celebrate." 413 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,419 - Right? - Yeah. 414 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,754 Nah. 415 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,548 One final challenge awaits. 416 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:21,345 Tonight you will consume both flesh 417 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:24,682 and gold. 418 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,976 For the gold, beer. 419 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,061 Oh. 420 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,687 A little bit of beer. 421 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:34,067 For the flesh... 422 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,361 goldfish! 423 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,617 Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. 424 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,327 But it's blue, that's a betta fish. 425 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,536 Yeah, 'cause they were sold out. 426 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,747 Another campus bought them all for their frat rush or whatever. 427 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,666 - You know what, get the fuck out of here. - Fuck you. 428 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,125 Get away from me! 429 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,544 My dad's an entertainment lawyer! 430 00:20:54,545 --> 00:21:00,426 Each of you will receive a six-pack of beer and ten goldfish. 431 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,803 First to finish, 432 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,389 I think it's safe to say we might be seeing you 433 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,101 in one of these custom jackets very soon. 434 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:13,314 Whoever finishes last, you didn't get into Flesh and Gold. 435 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,024 Load 'em up, boys. 436 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,277 Let's go. 437 00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:21,029 Fuck me. 438 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,406 What? 439 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:25,492 Benny, I just... I can't have the betta fish. I'm a vegetarian. 440 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:26,618 Oh. 441 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,911 Thanks, Pete. 442 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,372 I think I have to quit. 443 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,292 No, fuck that. Give me it. 444 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:36,129 Um, I got you. 445 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,257 What? You sure? 446 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:41,551 Yeah, I got it. 447 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,719 I love sushi. 448 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,929 Ready. 449 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:46,930 Set. 450 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,976 Swallow! 451 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,688 Open your throat, golden boy. Fucking shit. 452 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,193 ♪ Countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ 453 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,029 They're doing it. They're doing it. 454 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,156 ♪ Countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ 455 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:05,907 What the fuck? Oh, my God. 456 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,952 Oh, shit. 457 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,329 ♪ I was up late night ballin' ♪ 458 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,499 ♪ Countin' up hundreds by the thousand ♪ 459 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:21,591 Chug, chug. 460 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,469 ♪ Ramona, I was 'round that corner ♪ 461 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,764 ♪ Still down, I'm a Norf Norf soldier ♪ 462 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,599 - Oh, shit! - Slide the little fish in your mouth. 463 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,018 Oh, shit! Oh! 464 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,644 ♪ Another story of a young Black man ♪ 465 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:37,189 ♪ Tryna make it up out that jam, Goddamn ♪ 466 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,524 ♪ Bag back, let me make my bands, got plans ♪ 467 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,360 ♪ If you hatin', don't shake my hand ♪ 468 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,321 Oh, my God, that was so sick. 469 00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:49,785 Tequila, vodka, Red Bull, 470 00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:52,997 Camel Crushes, one lighter, one ashtray, 471 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:57,042 poppers, hummus and pita chips. 472 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:59,169 Yep. And that's a table and a lamp. 473 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:01,713 Anything else in plain sight we can point out for you, Grace? 474 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:04,091 - I have plans with my girlfriend. - Charli's on her way. 475 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:05,759 Oh, my God, uh, the British are coming. 476 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,135 Out. Get out right now. 477 00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:08,345 - Okay. - Quickly, quickly. 478 00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:10,264 Oh, my God, she doesn't wanna see you. 479 00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:12,642 Jesus. 480 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:16,604 Oh, my God. 481 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:21,150 Oh, my God. Miss XCX. 482 00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:24,278 You can call me Charli. Hi. 483 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,279 This is my manager, Bryan. 484 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,657 Uh... Brandon. Or Bryan. 485 00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:30,075 I'm Grace. 486 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,744 And this is everything that you asked for. 487 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,623 If you need anything else, truly anything, just let me know. 488 00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:37,332 No, this is great. 489 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,544 Um, no cocaine? 490 00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:43,964 Oh. 491 00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:46,383 I'm just kidding. 492 00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,469 This is really glam. 493 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,223 Yeah. 494 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:55,601 Oh. 495 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:01,607 - Bryan. - Mm-hmm? 496 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:04,652 Can I ask you something? 497 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:10,240 What the fuck am I fucking doing here? 498 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:12,868 You think I wanna play fucking "Boom Clap" in a fucking college? 499 00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:13,994 Are you joking? 500 00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:16,413 Did you bump your fucking head? 501 00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:17,706 - Glam. - Don't open your mouth. 502 00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:19,625 Move out the way. Good? 503 00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:21,668 I'm coming. I'm coming. 504 00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:24,004 Well, I'm super humble, so I don't like telling people I write music, 505 00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:26,256 but yeah, I've, like, written two albums, but I just don't... 506 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,425 They're not like, out yet, or anything like that, though. 507 00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:31,386 Okay, thank you so much for the ticket. I'm gonna head to the front. 508 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,805 - You rock. - But... 509 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:35,099 Blam. 510 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,976 ♪ Everybody hatin' ♪ 511 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,978 ♪ We just call them fans, though ♪ 512 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,939 ♪ In love with the money I ain't never lettin' go ♪ 513 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:45,567 ♪ And I get high with my baby ♪ 514 00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:48,612 ♪ I be in the kitchen cookin' pies with my baby ♪ 515 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,781 ♪ And I can ride with my baby ♪ 516 00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:53,367 - ♪Baby ♪ - ♪Baby ♪ 517 00:24:58,331 --> 00:25:00,457 Thank you. 518 00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:05,587 Um, it has been a blessing to open up for queen mother boot, 519 00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:06,671 Charlie XCX! 520 00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:15,764 How we doing tonight, babes? 521 00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:17,599 Let me hear you fucking scream! 522 00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:23,563 ♪ I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone ♪ 523 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:27,609 ♪ I crashed my car into the bridge I watched, I let it burn ♪ 524 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:31,529 ♪ I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs ♪ 525 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,990 ♪ I crashed my car into the bridge ♪ 526 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:37,245 ♪ I don't care, I love it ♪ 527 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,914 ♪ I don't care ♪ 528 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:42,415 Charli! 529 00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:45,335 Without your music, I would've killed myself. 530 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:46,670 Bitch, what the fuck? 531 00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:50,258 ♪ I crashed my car into the bridge I watched, I let it burn ♪ 532 00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:53,635 Assault! Assault! You're not a girl's girl. God! 533 00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:55,011 You can't be on the stage. 534 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,264 Come on, dude. She wanted to hang out with me. 535 00:25:57,265 --> 00:25:59,057 She doesn't wanna hang out with college kids, okay? 536 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,892 That's not how it works. Her, out. 537 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,478 There's an emptiness in your eyes, I want you to know that. 538 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,605 I look at you and I feel sick. 539 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,774 - Enjoy the concert from outside. - Go fuck yourself! 540 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:08,984 Bye. 541 00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:12,821 ♪ You want me down on Earth but I am up in space ♪ 542 00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:14,572 ♪ You're so damn hard to please ♪ 543 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,408 ♪ We gotta kill this switch ♪ 544 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:19,953 ♪ You're from the '70s but I'm a '90s bitch ♪ 545 00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:21,037 ♪ I love it ♪ 546 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:29,255 ♪ I love it ♪ 547 00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:36,469 ♪ I love it ♪ 548 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:40,557 ♪ Don't be mad, don't be mad not like I had a choice ♪ 549 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:42,267 Where's the VIP area? 550 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,935 Is my forehead sweating? 551 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,478 I don't sweat. 552 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:46,771 Music is loud. 553 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:48,398 All I see are necks. 554 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:51,443 ♪ I was busy dreamin' 'bout boys ♪ 555 00:26:51,444 --> 00:26:54,322 ♪ Boys, boys ♪ 556 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:56,824 This week was actually really sick. 557 00:26:58,034 --> 00:26:59,868 - Yeah, it was. - Right? 558 00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:01,661 ♪ Boys ♪ 559 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:03,121 So sick. 560 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,956 ♪ ...dreamin' 'bout boys ♪ 561 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:08,418 - ♪ Boys, boys ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 562 00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:11,463 ♪ Head is spinnin' thinkin' 'bout boys ♪ 563 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:17,052 All right, before I play this next song, I need you all to help me with something. 564 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:23,058 Someone in the crowd... ...has a little secret. 565 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:27,146 And I need all of you to help me spill it. 566 00:27:28,022 --> 00:27:30,607 So, when I say Benny, 567 00:27:30,608 --> 00:27:33,985 I need you all to say, "likes boys." 568 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,279 Are you ready? 569 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,033 Okay, here we go. Benny! 570 00:27:40,034 --> 00:27:41,826 Likes boys! 571 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:42,994 Benny! 572 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:44,955 Likes boys! 573 00:27:45,623 --> 00:27:46,998 Benny! 574 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:49,167 Likes boys! 575 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,586 Hit it! 576 00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:53,755 ♪ Boom, boom, boom, clap ♪ 577 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,819 - I'll be right back. - I'll be right back. 578 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,434 ♪ You're picture perfect... ♪ 579 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,269 Oh, that's what it is. 580 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:11,272 She looks just like this guy I went to middle school with. 581 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:13,692 ♪ ...your bones illuminate ♪ 582 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:22,200 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 583 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:23,828 - Carmen? - Benny? 584 00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:25,871 - I'm so sick. - I'm so sick. 585 00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:27,914 I'm so mad at you. 586 00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:29,582 I know. I'm sorry. I'm... 587 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,668 You made me join this fucking weird society 588 00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:33,711 and I ate dairy so they'd like me. 589 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:36,423 And... And now I'm gonna shit my fucking pants, like... 590 00:28:36,424 --> 00:28:38,384 Get me out of this fucking romper. 591 00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:45,265 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I drank a fucking aquarium. 592 00:28:45,266 --> 00:28:47,684 - Who made this dress? - I feel no better. 593 00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:49,060 It's Victorian. 594 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:53,815 ♪ Boom clap, you make me feel good come on to me, come on to me now ♪ 595 00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:56,317 ♪ Boom clap, the sound of my heart ♪ 596 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:59,237 ♪ The beat goes on and on and on and on and ♪ 597 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:01,573 ♪ Boom clap, you make me feel good ♪ 598 00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:04,367 ♪ Come on to me, come on to me now ♪ 599 00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:05,869 Fuck. 600 00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:09,581 ♪ ...sound of my heart, the beat goes on and on and on and on and ♪ 601 00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:15,336 ♪ Boom clap, you make me feel good come on to me, come on to me now ♪ 602 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:21,886 Oh, my God. 603 00:29:24,722 --> 00:29:25,805 Okay. 604 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:27,432 Oh, my fucking God. 605 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:30,185 No, no, no, no. No, no, no. I am not seeing this right now. 606 00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:31,895 - What are you doing? - Hey, queen. 607 00:29:31,896 --> 00:29:33,855 We wanted to fuck to break the rules. 608 00:29:33,856 --> 00:29:36,399 Oh, my God. Of course you're a fucking furry. 609 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,651 I'm not a furry. Um, this is experimental. 610 00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:40,613 We don't wear these all the time. 611 00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:42,405 I'm taking your cocaine. 612 00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:45,534 You two have 60 seconds to get the fuck out of here. 613 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,788 Okay, we have a minute. Let's get to work. 614 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,550 Benny. 615 00:30:02,051 --> 00:30:03,051 No! 616 00:30:03,052 --> 00:30:05,011 The betta fish. 617 00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:07,430 - No. - Oh, my God. 618 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:08,973 Oh, fuck. 619 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,350 I knew it, man. 620 00:30:10,351 --> 00:30:12,519 Sorry. 621 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,354 Okay, Clark. 622 00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:16,481 - Does that make you Lewis? - It... Yeah. 623 00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,983 - Wait. Wait. Uh, Carmen. - Let's get you out of here. 624 00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:20,276 Carmen. 625 00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:23,363 No, don't worry. My girls will be waiting for me. 626 00:30:23,364 --> 00:30:25,156 Okay. 627 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,408 My God. 628 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,912 Good for you, Peter. 629 00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:31,789 Good for you. 630 00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:54,394 Yo, did you see Pete, like, screaming after they did that fish thing? 631 00:30:54,395 --> 00:30:56,980 - This shit is bleak. - Yeah, I know. So bleak. 632 00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:58,147 I feel bad for Pete. 633 00:30:58,148 --> 00:31:00,525 The alums fought us so hard about making him Keeper. 634 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:02,694 But I was like, "What the fuck does this guy have," you know? 635 00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:04,696 Oh, but, yo, you hear about Hawksworth? 636 00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:07,490 Yeah, no surprise. Dude's hit his peak. 637 00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,034 - Yeah. - Let him ride. 638 00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:12,078 You wanna play battleshits? 639 00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:13,997 - Absolutely. - All right. 640 00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:15,582 - Well, I was thinking... - Oh, shit. 641 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:17,376 - Oh, fuck. - Fuck. 642 00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:20,588 Oh, shit. Uh... 643 00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:23,006 Yo, uh, uh, P-Man. 644 00:31:23,007 --> 00:31:25,009 Uh, legendary shit, dude. 645 00:31:25,843 --> 00:31:27,885 Uh, you're... you rock, bro. 646 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,262 Yeah. 647 00:31:29,263 --> 00:31:32,056 What... What the... the fuck. 648 00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:40,357 Fuck. 649 00:31:41,025 --> 00:31:42,275 Fucking... 650 00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:43,527 {\an8}Wait, fuck. Fuck. 651 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:48,072 {\an8}Grace, please pick up. Please, please, please, please pick up. 652 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:49,240 {\an8}Pick up, pick up, pick up. 653 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,242 {\an8}- Your call has been forwarded... - Fuck! 654 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:53,077 {\an8}...to an automated voice message system. 655 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:55,455 Fucking call me! 656 00:31:55,456 --> 00:31:56,790 Me! 657 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:58,583 Fuck! 658 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,627 Fuck. Fucking... 659 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:03,589 {\an8}Hey, girlies. Where you at? 660 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:08,469 {\an8}We left. I don't really like music. 661 00:32:19,772 --> 00:32:23,566 Good night, babes! It's Charli, baby! 662 00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:25,486 Yes! 663 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:30,198 Get the bus running, bitch. Now! 664 00:32:30,199 --> 00:32:32,200 - Charli, that was amazing. - Thanks. 665 00:32:32,201 --> 00:32:33,701 I got coke, just in case. 666 00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:35,454 I underestimated you. 667 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:37,455 Look, I don't do college coke, 668 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,917 but do you want to come back to my bus for a drink? 669 00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:42,586 - I would love to. - Okay. 670 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:02,480 - Well, you look like you've seen a ghost. - Don't. 671 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:03,606 Don't what? 672 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:05,233 Gloat that you're riding deeply solo 673 00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:06,954 and I had the best night of my fucking life? 674 00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:09,028 I'm sorry about the ticket. 675 00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:11,656 Carm, when are you gonna realize I'm the realest bitch on campus? 676 00:33:11,657 --> 00:33:13,367 When is anyone gonna realize? 677 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,495 Leave the door unlocked. I lost my purse and shoes and phone. 678 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,291 Fucking pig! 679 00:33:37,725 --> 00:33:39,308 Okay, mister. 680 00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:41,310 - She's all cleaned out... - Oh, God. 681 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:43,187 - ...and ready to receive yet again. - My God. 682 00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:45,668 - Miles, you don't have to... - Drink some Gatorade. 683 00:33:46,984 --> 00:33:48,568 Thank you for taking care of me. 684 00:33:48,569 --> 00:33:51,780 No, I should be thanking you for saving me in the woods. So... 685 00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:54,783 Where's your roommate? 686 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:58,036 He rows crew, so they're at an away meet. 687 00:33:58,662 --> 00:33:59,830 Cool if I stay here? 688 00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:06,503 Yeah. Yeah, definitely. 689 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,840 Fucking... ...hate my roommate. So... 690 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,843 Yeah. 691 00:34:23,771 --> 00:34:24,897 Night, Benny. 692 00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:35,948 Night, Miles. 693 00:35:00,224 --> 00:35:01,225 Hey. 694 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,101 Hi. 695 00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:07,731 What, um... Where are you heading? 696 00:35:11,693 --> 00:35:13,069 I do... I don't know. 697 00:35:28,502 --> 00:35:30,837 ♪ I only threw this party for you ♪ 698 00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:34,632 ♪ Only threw this party for you for you, for you ♪ 699 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,801 ♪ I was hopin' you would come through ♪ 700 00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:40,680 ♪ I was hopin' you would come through it's true, it's true ♪ 701 00:35:40,681 --> 00:35:42,807 ♪ I only threw this party for you ♪ 702 00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:46,769 ♪ I only threw this party for you for you, for you ♪ 703 00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:48,938 ♪ I'm about to party on you ♪ 704 00:35:48,939 --> 00:35:51,315 ♪ Watch me, watch me party on you, yeah ♪ 705 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,192 ♪ You could watch me pull up on your body ♪ 706 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:55,486 ♪ Like it's summer take my clothes off in the water ♪ 707 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,738 ♪ Splash around and get you blessed like holy water ♪ 708 00:35:57,739 --> 00:36:01,617 ♪ I don't know what you were waiting for you know that I've been waiting for you ♪ 709 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:03,286 ♪ I only threw this party for you ♪ 710 00:36:03,287 --> 00:36:05,747 ♪ Yeah, if you saw my tears would you touch me? ♪ 711 00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,876 ♪ Kiss me on the mouth say you love me? ♪ 712 00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:11,752 ♪ Leave a message tell me you're sorry? ♪ 713 00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:14,005 ♪ Hit me right back hit me right back ♪ 714 00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:16,757 ♪ Why you treating me like someone that you never loved? ♪ 715 00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:19,218 ♪ I only threw this party for you ♪ 716 00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:22,889 ♪ Only threw this party for you for you, for you ♪ 717 00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:25,099 ♪ I was hopin' you would come through ♪ 718 00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:29,103 ♪ I was hopin' you would come through it's true, it's true ♪ 719 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,272 ♪ Only threw this party for you ♪ 720 00:36:31,273 --> 00:36:33,984 ♪ Watch me, watch me party on you, yeah ♪ 53066

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