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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:55,989 - How fast, Paulo? - 4'32. 2 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:59,660 Fucking hell! A new record the day you quit. 3 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:01,578 Something to remember me by. 4 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:04,998 Frame that, you won't need it again. 5 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:08,502 A speech, Joe! 6 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,053 Where's DanieI? 7 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:34,987 You all know DanieI handed in his resignation last night. 8 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:38,866 He's giving up 2-wheelers for 4-wheelers. 9 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:44,371 He's not like a normaI guy who starts on all fours 10 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:47,082 and ends up on his own two feet. 11 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:50,294 He was the best among us. 12 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:53,881 And, above all, a perfect colleague! 13 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,049 We'll miss you! 14 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,151 Did you kiss me, Lily? 15 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,944 Or did your lips slip? 16 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:19,364 I'd just like to know where I stand. 17 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:26,914 Is that better? 18 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:35,422 If you slipped again, you're really clumsy. 19 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:43,138 To celebrate DanieI's departure, let's have a parade! 20 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:48,518 Watch this, Lily, you won't see it again. 21 00:03:48,686 --> 00:03:50,604 - How many are there? - A lot. 22 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:06,745 The greatest... 23 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:15,837 Move it, man! 24 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:25,264 Wow! 25 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:48,620 Bingo! 26 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:00,966 Having a party? 27 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,468 - Pizza guys? - Pizza Fuzz. 28 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:06,763 We're out of boxes but we'd like to see your licence. 29 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:11,351 I must have left it inside but I can get it. 30 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:12,936 Make it snappy. 31 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,604 Coming right up... 32 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:16,148 Move it! 33 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:30,871 They've had 5 minutes... 34 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:51,058 Watch out for the oiI... 35 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:52,559 OiI? 36 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:57,022 Yeah, it's my pad... but it's a garage too. 37 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:02,110 It's not much, you know. 38 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:06,114 It's different... 39 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,243 I've known you two years. 40 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,663 Why didn't you ever bring me here? 41 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:16,625 I need time to reach a decision. 42 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,835 What made your mind up? 43 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:22,964 The neckline. 44 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,175 Pretty, isn't it? 45 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:26,927 It's brand new. 46 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:30,972 We'll try not to spoiI it. 47 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:34,226 Could this ruin our friendship? 48 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,187 We've laid the foundations, now let's build. 49 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:39,940 - We could wait... - No way. 50 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,484 You'd think I don't want this. 51 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:44,778 I don't want to be rude. 52 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,077 - Oh no! - What? 53 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,704 - Six o'clock. - So? It's Saturday. 54 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:57,207 - It's for a job. - What? 55 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,419 You didn't find a new job overnight! 56 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:03,130 No, it's about my next job. 57 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:05,882 I've waited months for this. 58 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:09,428 I thought you'd waited months for me... 59 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,763 Make that months, plus one hour. 60 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,433 An hour at the most. 61 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,281 Hey, greenhorn, you need a ticket. 62 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:43,253 Remember the photos next time. 63 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:44,629 77! 64 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:48,133 247... I'm in for a long wait. 65 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:56,850 - Been in the trade long? - 25 years yesterday. 66 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:01,021 I just retired. This is the first time 67 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,648 in 25 years that I can read the paper. 68 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:06,359 Oh, right... 69 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,496 Wakey-wakey, 247! 70 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:20,415 Here I am! 71 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:23,168 Your ticket, two photos. 72 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:26,087 Sign here... and here. 73 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:31,551 Driver's professionaI card, transport certificate, 74 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:36,264 meter acquisition papers, log-book, 75 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:39,351 plate and the roof unit. 76 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:45,649 That's it? 77 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:52,030 - After 6 years? - Want a marching band? 78 00:08:52,823 --> 00:08:55,242 No, but a smile would help. 79 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,121 248! 80 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:09,422 Midday. I've gone for croissants 81 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:12,467 and married the baker in despair. 82 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,719 Good-bye. See you later. 83 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:33,029 Congratulations, Mr DanieI! 84 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:34,406 It's nothing... 85 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,408 No, really... 86 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:23,121 A tourist now? 87 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,207 Your send-off was a blast! 88 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,793 Ace. Something's worrying me... 89 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:29,586 What's up? 90 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,714 That thing sounds weird. Does it work? 91 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,050 It's tanked up with vitrioI! 92 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:38,261 I just pissed off two cops downtown. 93 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:39,804 Left them standing! 94 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:43,433 Listen to this. two motorcycle cops on the boulevard. 95 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:48,647 Before they could get into first, I'd hit the beach! 96 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,607 They were green! 97 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,984 They'll need a week to get over it. 98 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:56,363 I went racing through the tunneI, burning rubber. 99 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:59,199 I heard one call for his mom! 100 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,534 They won't forget old Paulo. 101 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,705 You're right, Paulo. They haven't. 102 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:12,629 Hey, girls! Still got your moustaches? 103 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:29,521 How about the beach, girls? Free ride today. 104 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,690 My treat, let's go... 105 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:36,861 Are you a "taxi" taxi or a nice taxi? 106 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,614 This driver's the friendly type 107 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,449 who opens doors, 108 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:45,120 drives steadily, speaks when he's spoken to 109 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:47,497 and helps if you ask nicely. 110 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,457 Perfect! 111 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,883 Where to then? 112 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:00,385 See that house? 113 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,096 The pink one? With the carriage entrance? 114 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,307 - Yeah, I see it... - The pink one... 115 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,226 That's where. 116 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,650 Do you have a favourite route? 117 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,613 Put it in the kitchen, I'll tidy up later. 118 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,449 It'll feed you a week. 119 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:25,452 No, my son's coming to lunch tomorrow. 120 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,120 All this for one meaI? 121 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:31,833 No, I do his meals for the week and he takes them home with him. 122 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,252 He doesn't have a kitchen there. 123 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,046 He can't even boiI an egg. 124 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:41,009 That's him on the photo, next to the rake. 125 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:44,471 He's only happy stuck at his computer. 126 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,222 He works for IBM. 127 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,016 To each his own... 128 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,851 True. What about you? 129 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:53,188 I drive. But you had no time to notice. 130 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:57,650 My son's taking his driving test for the eighth time today! 131 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:02,238 Eight's my lucky number, he'll be okay. 132 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,786 At the end of the street, we'll turn... 133 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,041 We'll turn left! 134 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,628 Left, Mr Kermadec! 135 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,296 Fucking turn! 136 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:19,839 Are you stupid? 137 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,969 I don't fucking believe it! 138 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,639 I've never met a moron like you! 139 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,642 You can't tell right from left? 140 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,561 You said it too late. 141 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,647 I'll fax you next time! 142 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,232 Left is fucking left! 143 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,859 Turning a wheeI is simple enough! 144 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:41,945 To each his own... 145 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:47,116 What does a cretin like you do? Circus clown? Zoo-keeper? 146 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:48,535 Dole officer? 147 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:49,994 All three. 148 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,416 You should've said... 149 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,210 I'll fax you next time? 150 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,670 Excuse me... 151 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,589 What'll it be, Chief Inspector? 152 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,759 Lovely... 153 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:09,305 You deserve it. You've been so kind. I'll keep your card. 154 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:13,893 Do you mind if I eat in the car? I ought to get to work. 155 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:17,063 Not at all. Off you go! 156 00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:25,697 Can you save my life? 157 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,699 In theory, no. 158 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,161 It depends. What are the symptoms? 159 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:35,957 I have a flight in 25 minutes. If I miss it, I'm dead. 160 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,500 If I catch it, you'll be rich. 161 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:41,796 Your luck's in. 162 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,549 I'm not a doctor 163 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:48,469 but I like emergencies. Please fasten your belt. 164 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,964 Let's get going... 165 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:31,554 We're off. 166 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,090 A white cab! Speeding! 167 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:10,051 - It knocked down the radar. - Okay, got the number? 168 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,386 Too fast! 169 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,597 Keep your eyes open on the job, paI. 170 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,774 Will we make it? 171 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:28,486 If I'm going to miss the plane, we can take our time. 172 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:32,573 Don't worry, we'll speed up once we hit the freeway. 173 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,682 Don't take any risks for me. 174 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,226 I'd hate you to lose your licence. 175 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,729 That's okay, I don't have one. 176 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,566 Brilliant... 177 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,791 14 and a half minutes. 178 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:28,046 Time to buy a paper and have coffee. Have a safe trip. 179 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,399 I don't get it. 180 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:56,616 I win at this every time. Eight records at Monaco... 181 00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,827 But on the street, I come a cropper. 182 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,289 Well, can we drink it? 183 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,957 Not right away. 184 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,419 I don't believe it! 185 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,214 I know champagne ages well 186 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:14,592 but this stuff's getting mouldy. What was it this time? 187 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,762 A butcher's for once, not a news-stand. 188 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,347 Know what? 189 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,267 Get a mouse fitted in your car instead of the wheeI. 190 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:26,521 Handicapped people do that... 191 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:33,694 Come on... 192 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,324 I've got a new record for you. 193 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,702 A cab, by the port... Guess how fast. 194 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,912 85? 195 00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:46,958 At first, then he changed gears. 135 mph, paI! 196 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,292 You caught him? 197 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,212 Sure, we called the airforce in. 198 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,007 Heard this one? It's a blast. 199 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:58,177 What's the difference between a comb and a boiled egg? 200 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,685 You're busy... I'll call back later. 201 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,688 Right! Much later. After dark, 202 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,356 we won't mind! 203 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,775 And knock first next time! 204 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,114 Petra... 205 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,784 You're always welcome. 206 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,995 Thanks, Emilien. How did the test go? 207 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,831 I hear you butchered it... 208 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,708 News travels fast. 209 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,293 I have news for you. 210 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:34,088 There's a meeting and you're the only one missing. 211 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,381 No one said. 212 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:39,177 You just need to press that button there. 213 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,387 The one marked "power". 214 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,891 In my office, at the double! Are you deaf? 215 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,350 Not anymore. 216 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:50,605 After raiding banks in Holland, Italy and Belgium, 217 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,690 the Mercedes Gang is in France. 218 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:57,486 We won't let the Germans invade our country again. 219 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:01,782 My grandad died in the trenches, this is a personaI matter. 220 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:05,453 Stuff the Franco-German speciaI relationship. 221 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:06,996 Okay? 222 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:11,626 Not you, Petra. You're German but you're a cop so it's okay. 223 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:15,254 These guys name the city before attacking. 224 00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:16,839 It's too much! 225 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,091 They'll do Marseilles within three days! 226 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,843 Full alert! 227 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,428 On call around the clock! 228 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,847 We have army back-up 229 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,099 with one driver per team. 230 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:31,270 Once the Germans leave the bank, we taiI them. 231 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:35,024 We'll stick to them, acting like deadly venom. 232 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,610 This is Operation... 233 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:40,780 Cobra. 234 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,659 Petra, pick the teams, please. 235 00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:49,372 3 per car. An army guy, one of us and a sniper. 236 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:53,501 Each team has a code name and a posting on the plan. 237 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,045 Team make-up is just next to it. 238 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,589 Be in position in 50 minutes! 239 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,718 Excuse me... About that dinner I mentioned... 240 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,472 This week would suit me because... 241 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,517 That computer program I developed... 242 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,604 If we wait, we may lose the idea, you see? 243 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,857 Not really. What is it that can't wait? 244 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:17,942 Me. 245 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,444 No, the program, the computer... 246 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:24,532 It's not easy here. That's why I thought... 247 00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:27,451 about dinner... 248 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:32,331 Once the Germans are in jaiI, I promise 249 00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:34,792 I'll see to you... to your program! 250 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,546 It's a deaI! By the way, whose team are you on? 251 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,880 Cobra's. 252 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,758 You're lucky, I've put you on the best team. 253 00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:16,125 We're out of coffee... 254 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,465 Seen the wheeI? Fancy, huh? 255 00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:25,551 It's my own. I bought if from Alain Prost. 256 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,263 There's speciaI rally gears inside. 257 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:32,641 You can drive through sand dunes no problem. 258 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,811 Too bad we're not at the beach. 259 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,647 No ciggies, they make my eyes water. 260 00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:40,399 No coffee, no ciggies... 261 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:41,233 No chicks! 262 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,156 Boa to Grass Snake. 263 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,033 Boa to Grass Snake, over. 264 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,409 Grass Snake here. 265 00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:52,078 How's your team? 266 00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:54,205 Great. ReaI pals already. 267 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:57,416 - And you? - We're getting peed on... 268 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,336 Hey, Rachid! 269 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,047 We're gonna do that black Peugeot. 270 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,509 Cut the crap, Marco, not in broad daylight! 271 00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:10,346 The hell we can! 272 00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,598 The place is crawling with fuzz! 273 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,893 Come back to the hood and lift a car we know. 274 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:19,647 It's okay, there's a summit, the cops are at the airport. 275 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,399 No fuzz in 40 miles. 276 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:23,692 Fuck 'em, I say. 277 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:24,735 Are you nuts? 278 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,696 Fucking chill out! They're at the airport. 279 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,700 I saw it on TV. Clinton, his missus, the Commies... 280 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:33,285 Hey, fuzz! 281 00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:36,205 Marco fucks you! Front, back and sideways! 282 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,082 Let's book him! 283 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,669 No, let him take the crate, we need the space. 284 00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:45,714 I need to take a leak. 285 00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:48,175 We can't leave the car. Those are orders. 286 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:54,098 See? At the airport, like I said. 287 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:59,437 Smile, you're on candid camera. 288 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:02,857 If the Merc isn't here in one minute, 289 00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:05,317 I'm having a ciggie, coffee and a leak. 290 00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:07,445 You'll have to wait, paI. 291 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:16,912 Calling all snakes. No venom till the mouse is out. 292 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,832 I repeat, no venom untiI it's out. 293 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:20,708 Sir... 294 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,169 Not now, I'm into this... 295 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,337 But it's the Minister. 296 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,883 Aren't you at the airport, sir? 297 00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:32,803 We just finished. About that Mercedes gang of yours... 298 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:38,142 You've called at the right time. We're about to arrest them. 299 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,519 Good but I was just speaking 300 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:43,105 - ... to my German counterpart. - Don't worry. 301 00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:47,526 I'll be shipping the Krauts home tomorrow 302 00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:48,694 by speciaI convoy! 303 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:53,324 Don't let this turn into a Franco-German brawI. 304 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:54,783 The war's over. 305 00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:58,537 I couldn't agree more, sir, really I couldn't. 306 00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:01,624 They'll be treated like any other crooks. 307 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:04,502 In that case, don't call them Krauts. 308 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,295 I said that? 309 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:09,882 Did I say "Krauts"? 310 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,676 A slip of the tongue, sir... 311 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,011 Can I count on you? 312 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:17,515 Yes. We handled the Gooks, remember. 313 00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:21,602 The Asians, I mean. That all went smoothly. 314 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,105 Hardly any dead, not on our side in any case. 315 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:31,737 He hung up! 316 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,169 Easy as pie. 317 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:54,802 - Fuck, too many wires! - Move it, Marco! 318 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:57,263 Need the key to that crate, asshole? 319 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:06,605 We're Grass Snake, right? Grass makes you cooI... 320 00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:10,109 So we play it cooI, no venom, huh? 321 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:19,076 Calling all snakes. Get the maggots alive. 322 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,869 For an hour at least. 323 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:29,003 I'd better leave this to you guys. 324 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,924 I've really got to go... 325 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:48,147 What's going on? 326 00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:49,898 A shoot-out, sir. 327 00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:54,236 Don't move, sir. 328 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,330 Fuck... 329 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,125 We're being ambushed! Send reinforcements! 330 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:13,797 I've identified the car. 331 00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:19,345 I've identified the accomplice's car. 332 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:21,347 Four expert men inside. 333 00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:23,223 They're on their way. 334 00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:35,986 Oh, fuck... 335 00:28:02,889 --> 00:28:04,556 They're cops, sir. 336 00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:09,770 They're giving up? 337 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:14,900 Grass Snake, over... 338 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:18,404 We had a slight problem with the door. 339 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:22,116 We'll have you out of here shortly. 340 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:25,119 No sweat, mister... 341 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:26,620 Thank you. 342 00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:29,498 They give up. 343 00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:33,877 Funny... 344 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:36,296 He kind of looks... 345 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:38,924 a bit like the Minister. 346 00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:45,222 You haven't eaten... 347 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,100 It's good but I'm just not hungry. 348 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:49,977 Mom, that's enough! 349 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,938 Don't worry about your test. 350 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:56,233 Eight times is nothing. Your father never passed. 351 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:59,027 What? I remember him driving. 352 00:28:59,195 --> 00:29:03,574 He took the test 20 times and in the end they gave him a licence. 353 00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:06,702 Thanks for the encouragement. 354 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:07,619 You're welcome. 355 00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:11,623 Could you mend this for the janitor's son? 356 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,751 I'm not Super Mario! 357 00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:15,544 No, you're Super Cop! 358 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:20,215 Upholding the law and protecting honest citizens! 359 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,762 You do wonderfuI work, sweetheart! 360 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,472 I'm proud of you. 361 00:29:27,390 --> 00:29:29,349 So why say I work at IBM? 362 00:29:29,517 --> 00:29:32,728 So all the neighbours bring their parking tickets round? 363 00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:38,358 So you work for IBM and we get some peace. 364 00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:40,944 And I repair the kids' toys! 365 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:41,987 Never happy... 366 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:44,782 I'm just kidding... 367 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:46,742 Can you call me a cab? 368 00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:51,914 I've found a great one. Kind, friendly, a reaI angeI. 369 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:53,624 You'll like him. 370 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,713 - Wrong floor? - Who are you looking for? 371 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:00,798 Camille. 372 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:02,674 That's me... This is the place. 373 00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:04,843 You're her son who works for Apple? 374 00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,428 IBM. 375 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:11,600 That's all Greek to me. She showed me your photo... 376 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,853 This is my boy, Emilien. 377 00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:18,440 I've labelled them. Monday, veaI stew. Tuesday... 378 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:20,400 I'll manage! 379 00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:23,445 Let's go, I hate to leave my car alone. 380 00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:26,448 Kissy, mom. 381 00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,952 - Where to? - Boulevard Voltaire. 382 00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:32,788 I know Police HQ but not IBM. 383 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,665 I'm going to Police HQ. 384 00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:37,835 I'm computerizing them. 385 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:42,214 I'll drop you a bit before, I keep away from the fuzz. 386 00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:50,722 It makes a fancy noise... 387 00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:51,974 Expert? 388 00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:54,184 Amateur. 389 00:30:55,311 --> 00:31:00,023 I got a V6 and pepped it up to make it sing. A V6 loves to sing. 390 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:04,236 You can't sing too loud. The limit's 30 here. 391 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:05,654 Those signs? 392 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:09,449 Aren't they for skateboards? 393 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,743 No, for all vehicles. 394 00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:12,995 Maybe... 395 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:17,541 I'm doing 60. Good car, good driver, no sweat. 396 00:31:18,167 --> 00:31:20,961 I'm less of a danger than that jerk! 397 00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:21,962 Look! 398 00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:26,925 See that? 399 00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:29,636 Yeah, I saw... 400 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:31,555 And speed-traps? 401 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:35,225 We know where they are. The pigs don't like change. 402 00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:39,021 They always feed at the same trough. There's one just here... 403 00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:40,939 See them? 404 00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,608 What a load of jerks! 405 00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:44,359 Photo! 406 00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:49,823 They're just obeying orders. 407 00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:52,367 They signed up! No one made them! 408 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:56,079 Maybe they were made to. No sane guy would! 409 00:31:56,664 --> 00:31:58,999 Look, I see a lot of them 410 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:02,252 with the computers and I had a false image of them. 411 00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:04,504 They're worse than people say? 412 00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:10,510 No, better in fact. Not all cops are morons. 413 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:15,140 I bet some are drunkards, crooks or idiots. 414 00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:17,768 Sincerely, between you and me, 415 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:22,314 know anyone in his right mind who'd be a copper? 416 00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:24,441 And cab driver? 417 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:25,776 What? 418 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:30,155 Who'd be a cab driver? Those slobs who never want to work. 419 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:33,200 Who yell if you don't have change or forget the tip. 420 00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:37,079 Always drinking fit to burst a breathalyser. 421 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:38,872 Always moaning away... 422 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,959 And thick as thieves with the cops. 423 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,252 The king grasses! 424 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:47,798 If the guy's married to a janitor, you're home free! 425 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,841 Is your wife a janitor? 426 00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:51,802 That's something! 427 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:58,934 Okay, some drivers are rude but they're not all like that. 428 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:02,270 So accept it's the same on the force. 429 00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:05,857 They're not all blind drunk, beating up immigrants. 430 00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:09,361 Some just do their job, like you and me. 431 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:11,822 Maybe... 432 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,907 This isn't my reaI job. 433 00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:18,328 You drive a cab for fun? So what's your reaI job? 434 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:19,997 I'll show you. 435 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,112 Got a bag? I don't feeI good. 436 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:55,282 Don't worry, nothing comes up till we stop! 437 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:07,753 Shit... 438 00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:11,715 Sorry, that never happened before. 439 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:16,511 My fares usually get out, go somewhere and then... 440 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,182 I'm really sorry. 441 00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:22,434 I'll tell you something. 442 00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,145 It's not my reaI job either. 443 00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:38,075 Full name? 444 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:39,659 Morales, DanieI. 445 00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:42,829 Profession? Speed maniac or just plain maniac? 446 00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:45,040 Put what you like. 447 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:48,627 How fast were you going? 448 00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:50,796 55 or so... 449 00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:56,259 It just looked more 'cause it's a powerfuI motor. 450 00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:02,766 - Hi, Hot Wheels! - Hi... 451 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:04,893 Give me a break, okay? 452 00:35:05,561 --> 00:35:08,063 That taxi just did it again. 453 00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:09,981 120 mph. 454 00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:12,109 He's slowing down. 455 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:14,986 See... 456 00:35:15,154 --> 00:35:18,073 You weren't doing 55. You were doing 120! 457 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:24,162 I know... It was the sun. I couldn't see the speedometer. 458 00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:27,082 I didn't see I was going that fast. 459 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,209 I'd have slowed down otherwise. 460 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:34,047 55's too fast. The limit's 30. For everyone! 461 00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:36,258 Cars, skateboards, taxis, 462 00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:37,134 everyone! 463 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:40,178 Satisfied? He's caught me, done a good job, 464 00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:41,555 he's happy... 465 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,810 Look, I drive to live. Take my licence and I'm dead. 466 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:50,981 So put me out of my misery right now. 467 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:54,651 Let me make the most of this. 468 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:58,488 Usually, I screw up so a lucky break's welcome... 469 00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:00,574 My wrist hurts too much to knock. 470 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,034 Never mind... Knocking, I mean. 471 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:06,538 That dinner and the program that couldn't wait... 472 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:11,168 They'll wait till I heaI. Unless you want dinner with a scarecrow. 473 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:12,794 I don't mind. 474 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:15,672 I mean... You're perfect, Petra. It doesn't matter. 475 00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:17,340 I mean... 476 00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:22,137 It does matter. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for you. 477 00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:24,931 For myself too. But I don't mind. 478 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:30,270 There! 479 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,857 See, it's always like that. 480 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:37,027 If only I could catch those damn Germans. 481 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,738 Can you finish me off? It'll help. 482 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,617 Yeah, I'll have to. 483 00:36:43,784 --> 00:36:46,161 Unless you have an idea? 484 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:50,165 - I won't do it again. - An idea, I said, not a joke. 485 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:53,376 I mean a reaI idea. For the public good. 486 00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:56,004 Cleaning up dog shit? 487 00:36:58,090 --> 00:37:00,967 Something for the public good for me, see? 488 00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:06,306 I mean, it's as if I was the public 489 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:09,226 and you did something for my good. 490 00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:10,894 Is that clear? 491 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:12,562 You want dough? 492 00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:13,980 You're so dumb! 493 00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:18,276 Say what you want then. Get to the point once and for all! 494 00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:19,569 What do you want? 495 00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:23,406 Heard of the Mercedes Gang? 496 00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:25,700 The gangs I know are on scooters. 497 00:37:25,868 --> 00:37:29,871 They raid banks. Yesterday was the 7th, my chief's frantic. 498 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,666 - That's a bummer... - For us, it is. 499 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:35,168 I'm gonna make you an offer. 500 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:38,338 You know cars and I need a driver. 501 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:41,716 That's good enough to hire you as a trainee 502 00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:43,551 and wipe your slate clean. 503 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,845 You want me to be a cop? 504 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:48,056 Cop or pedestrian, you choose. 505 00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:51,559 Death or shame? 506 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:53,311 You said it. 507 00:37:55,147 --> 00:37:57,774 Okay, these are the seven raids... 508 00:37:58,401 --> 00:37:59,526 in order. 509 00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:01,820 I'm more Ferrari than Mercedes. 510 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:05,907 This the Mercedes Gang. I'll let you know if they change. 511 00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:08,493 Red Mercs? Jesus! 512 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:12,580 I know they're red. See if there's anything we missed. 513 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,791 We went over them in detaiI 514 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:17,377 but maybe there's something. 515 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,921 - There sure is. - What? 516 00:38:20,339 --> 00:38:22,882 These guys are Germans. 517 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:28,555 Brilliant! Germans in a Mercedes! Need a rest after that? 518 00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,516 Over-inflated tyres, typically German. 519 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:36,146 They used 8-inch ones and you can't get those in France. 520 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,982 They'll need to change them soon. 521 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:42,235 The exhaust's bent here, but not here. 522 00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:47,115 They must have changed it. Only Kruger can do that in Marseilles. 523 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,701 And Kruger... is German. 524 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:56,207 Good job you don't know Mercs... 525 00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:59,127 Where to then? 526 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:02,547 Let's start with Kruger. See how good his memory is. 527 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:10,263 Waiting for the "Starsky and Hutch" theme tune? 528 00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:18,605 I'd take the fairy lights off around here... 529 00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:20,732 What now? 530 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:25,403 This is how policemen spend 90% of their time. 531 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,072 Surveillance. 532 00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:30,867 Familiarity with the terrain, observation of movement, 533 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:32,577 analysis... 534 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:36,414 At closing time, we'll make a call on Kruger. 535 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:40,335 What time does the garage close? 536 00:39:41,003 --> 00:39:43,004 Never. He has insomnia. 537 00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:48,551 Nothing but meat paste. 538 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,180 Too bad, my mom makes ace sandwiches. 539 00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:56,559 The ham and cheese one? Half Italian, half Danish... 540 00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,355 - Perfect! - She made you one? 541 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:07,153 With the thin slices of cheese... And the lettuce... 542 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:09,406 And the baby pickles... 543 00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:11,408 Wild! 544 00:40:12,326 --> 00:40:13,034 It's mine! 545 00:40:13,452 --> 00:40:15,703 It's delicious. Congratulations. 546 00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:30,885 - What's going on? - Koreans. 547 00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:34,889 They're ruining the trade. They work around the clock. 548 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,517 He has to sleep. He's human. 549 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:39,144 Just watch this. 550 00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:43,231 One taxi, one plate, one licence... 551 00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:46,568 And two drivers! 552 00:40:47,069 --> 00:40:49,737 Try to tell one Korean from another. 553 00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:51,990 Unbelievable... 554 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:02,625 I know a Korean nearby but he's into cooking. Fancy that? 555 00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,752 We wait till the garage closes. 556 00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:08,256 We've got time. He has insomnia, he never closes. 557 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:11,676 How do you know? 558 00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:14,304 The bar owner told me. 559 00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:16,556 Why didn't you say? 560 00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:19,476 I don't think like a cop yet. 561 00:41:19,643 --> 00:41:23,146 That's not the problem. It's just plain common sense! 562 00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:26,733 We're waiting for an insomniac to go to bed! 563 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,110 Does that sound right to you? 564 00:41:30,529 --> 00:41:33,948 If I drive that Merc and know he's insomniac, 565 00:41:34,116 --> 00:41:36,576 I'll come here at night, it's more discreet. 566 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:40,872 You think he'll just turn up with his fancy Merc? 567 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:52,050 Unbelievable! 568 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:55,053 Drivers spend their free time in garages. 569 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:57,096 Why here? 570 00:41:57,264 --> 00:42:00,141 To pick up the tyres Kruger ordered for them. 571 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:01,893 It's a miracle! 572 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:03,937 I can't miss out on this. 573 00:42:04,104 --> 00:42:07,565 If there's trouble, call channeI 2 and give them the Merc's number. 574 00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:10,568 - What's going on? - After surveillance, action! 575 00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:12,570 - I'll try the Korean trick. - What? 576 00:42:12,738 --> 00:42:14,280 The Korean trick. 577 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,580 What a jerk... 578 00:42:22,748 --> 00:42:24,541 Where do the tyres go? 579 00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:31,130 - What are you doing here? - Me, sleep. 580 00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:34,259 Me, homeless, no house. 581 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,094 My country very cold. 582 00:42:37,429 --> 00:42:40,306 No, please! Not hurt me, I steaI nothing! 583 00:42:40,474 --> 00:42:41,724 Me, just sleep! 584 00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:44,686 I'll find you a place to sleep. 585 00:42:44,853 --> 00:42:47,605 And eat too, if you're lucky! 586 00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:10,086 - That hurts! - I'm doing my best, chief. 587 00:43:15,175 --> 00:43:16,509 What's your name again? 588 00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:18,886 DanieI, right... 589 00:43:19,555 --> 00:43:20,805 I'm Emilien. 590 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:23,683 First names are better. 591 00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:25,393 A bit better. 592 00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:29,522 Now we're so close, we'll say that all this... 593 00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:32,734 the trash cans and so on, never happened. 594 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:38,865 If you let go of my hand, can I go home and rest? 595 00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:42,076 I'm not insomniac or Korean. 596 00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:44,329 Sure... 597 00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:50,877 I waited all night. 598 00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:55,298 I did it so as you'd want me. You won't regret it. 599 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,216 Promises, promises... 600 00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:00,386 Give me an idea, just to see. 601 00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:08,436 Not bad! 602 00:44:08,604 --> 00:44:10,396 A little bit more. 603 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,241 What's going on? 604 00:44:22,701 --> 00:44:24,410 It's not Sunday, it's Monday! 605 00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:27,914 You can't! I held back all night! 606 00:44:28,415 --> 00:44:29,957 While I played dominoes? 607 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:32,001 Call in sick. 608 00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:35,338 Monday morning disease? My boss'll love that. 609 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,048 I'm sure he's never heard of it! 610 00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:39,425 It can happen to anyone. 611 00:44:39,593 --> 00:44:41,511 You had dinner with your parents, 612 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:44,263 you overate and threw up all night. How's that? 613 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:49,852 And a guy who works all week and spends Sundays with his girI... 614 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:51,062 How's that? 615 00:44:51,563 --> 00:44:53,064 I'm sorry, Lilly. 616 00:44:53,899 --> 00:44:55,775 I had a really shitty day. 617 00:44:55,943 --> 00:45:00,488 If you have dinner here with me, I'll tell you everything. 618 00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:04,450 Keep it light then. 619 00:45:04,618 --> 00:45:07,662 No problem. A quick dinner and a long night. 620 00:45:08,163 --> 00:45:10,498 We'll save time by having dinner in bed. 621 00:45:10,916 --> 00:45:13,751 Make it good. It's your last chance. 622 00:45:15,003 --> 00:45:16,295 I'll be ace! 623 00:45:21,009 --> 00:45:23,428 Another day outside the garage? 624 00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:26,723 Surveillance is over. Questioning starts. 625 00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:30,685 Want to see how an interrogation works? 626 00:45:31,645 --> 00:45:33,896 - You're coming anyway! - I can't help! 627 00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:36,899 I'll stay here in case there's trouble again. 628 00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:40,570 I need you to translate for the technicaI stuff. 629 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:43,740 Anyway, he won't have time to trick me. 630 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,456 Good morning! 631 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,959 Which one of you is Mr Kruger? 632 00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:58,004 The name's on the wrapper. 633 00:46:00,048 --> 00:46:03,050 I have a few questions for you... 634 00:46:30,162 --> 00:46:31,412 I'm out of ammo! 635 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:34,373 Who cares? They left an hour ago! 636 00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:37,335 Open your eyes! The place is empty! 637 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:40,046 They've gone. 638 00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:44,258 Can I ask you something? 639 00:46:44,426 --> 00:46:45,343 What? 640 00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:48,596 Does it always happen like that or was that one for me? 641 00:46:48,764 --> 00:46:51,265 No, usually I get to ask one question. 642 00:46:51,850 --> 00:46:54,560 Let's get some air. It'll do us good. 643 00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:56,479 You saved my life. 644 00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:01,275 You get a reprieve. Forget the month's training. 645 00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:04,612 I'll bring it down to one week. 646 00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:06,322 Very big of you... 647 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:08,699 I have to catch them. 648 00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:10,451 Because of the blonde? 649 00:47:12,037 --> 00:47:15,122 Partly, but mainly for myself, see? 650 00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:18,292 I'm sick of ending up in trash cans. I'll pull this off! 651 00:47:18,460 --> 00:47:21,337 It's a matter of honour. It's dumb but I have to! 652 00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:24,298 - Can I have the evening off? - Of course... 653 00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:27,093 Have you finished with him? 654 00:47:28,053 --> 00:47:31,055 The doctor's doing me a prescription. 655 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:35,434 He stops at 5 and it's five to now. My heart pills, you know. 656 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:40,314 Don't worry, I'll have saved the whole family today! 657 00:47:40,482 --> 00:47:42,108 You're so kind... 658 00:47:42,276 --> 00:47:43,442 I know... 659 00:47:56,498 --> 00:47:58,457 There they are, Johnny! 660 00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:00,293 No sweat, there's a bug 661 00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:02,169 in this round. 662 00:48:02,337 --> 00:48:03,880 They won't get away. 663 00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:05,506 You're so smart... 664 00:48:06,258 --> 00:48:07,633 It's my job, baby. 665 00:48:12,764 --> 00:48:14,682 Bull's-eye! You're great. 666 00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:16,058 Now, we follow... 667 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,102 Brilliant! 668 00:48:20,188 --> 00:48:21,939 I'll never forget this. 669 00:48:22,399 --> 00:48:24,191 Just doing my job, baby. 670 00:48:32,284 --> 00:48:36,037 We've just had a call, gentlemen. 671 00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:39,415 They're fixing appointments now! 672 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:42,627 They'll be doing the Marseilles Bank next. 673 00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:45,963 I'll be as precise as they are. 674 00:48:46,131 --> 00:48:49,300 I won't tolerate any incidents or misunderstandings. 675 00:48:49,468 --> 00:48:51,719 Perfect co-ordination. 676 00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:54,680 Two watchwords for the mission: 677 00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:56,349 Serenity... 678 00:48:57,684 --> 00:48:58,935 and efficacy. 679 00:49:00,395 --> 00:49:03,064 I've decided to call this operation 680 00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:05,274 "Operation... 681 00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:08,319 "Zen". 682 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:12,281 Chief! 683 00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:15,451 Forget the snakes, I've had a brainwave! 684 00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:20,247 We'll have them by tonight or I'm not Emilien Coutan-Kermadec. 685 00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:31,926 I hope this works. 686 00:49:32,094 --> 00:49:33,970 It's your last round. 687 00:49:36,473 --> 00:49:38,766 You've got the round. Over to you. 688 00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:40,351 Make sure you don't miss. 689 00:49:44,439 --> 00:49:45,439 Get down! 690 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,526 Get down! Hands on your heads! 691 00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:14,468 It works. 692 00:50:15,137 --> 00:50:17,304 That's good... Very good. 693 00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,034 Follow at a distance. 694 00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:50,504 So you're not so scared. 695 00:51:07,731 --> 00:51:11,358 They've stopped. Rue Gauguin. We've got them! 696 00:51:12,527 --> 00:51:14,737 Gibert here... 697 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:17,907 Block all roads within 6 miles of Rue Gauguin. 698 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:35,925 They haven't moved. We're almost there... 699 00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:45,643 What's wrong? 700 00:51:46,019 --> 00:51:47,978 I don't know. It's vanished. 701 00:51:48,146 --> 00:51:51,690 I can see it's vanished. I want to know why! 702 00:51:51,858 --> 00:51:55,528 It must be around here. You can't miss a red Merc. 703 00:52:11,503 --> 00:52:13,504 We're warm, I know we are... 704 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:17,299 They should be here. 705 00:52:30,063 --> 00:52:32,022 Don't shoot, I'm the hostage! 706 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:44,493 Hold on, I don't get this... 707 00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:48,038 A vanishing red Merc. Even Copperfield can't do that. 708 00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:55,129 ID, please. 709 00:52:56,506 --> 00:52:58,132 A problem, officer? 710 00:52:58,633 --> 00:53:00,593 - Are you German? - Yes... Why? 711 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,845 Is this the border already? 712 00:53:03,638 --> 00:53:06,307 4 Germans in a Merc, not a red one... 713 00:53:06,474 --> 00:53:07,266 I'll take it! 714 00:53:10,312 --> 00:53:11,604 German, are we? 715 00:53:11,771 --> 00:53:13,731 Yes. Is that a problem? 716 00:53:13,899 --> 00:53:16,775 Not at all, you interest me! Open the trunk. 717 00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:18,777 Why're they here? 718 00:53:18,945 --> 00:53:23,032 They've come to spend marks but can go elsewhere. 719 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,493 Certainly not! Keep it in the country! 720 00:53:34,085 --> 00:53:37,087 Auf Wiedersehen and enjoy your trip. 721 00:53:42,928 --> 00:53:46,222 I don't get it, I must have missed something. 722 00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:50,184 He forgot the kettle. It happens a lot. 723 00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:53,229 You think so? That's not like him... 724 00:53:56,399 --> 00:53:57,608 It's eight o'clock. 725 00:53:58,276 --> 00:54:01,028 The answering machine's on, the alarm's set for six. 726 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:03,697 We've got ten hours. Will that do? 727 00:54:03,865 --> 00:54:07,660 A bit short for what I have in mind but we'll hurry. 728 00:54:14,042 --> 00:54:15,334 Expecting someone? 729 00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:18,420 My lover but I cancelled him for you. 730 00:54:21,466 --> 00:54:22,967 Who the hell is it? 731 00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:25,469 Let them ring. They'll soon go... 732 00:54:25,637 --> 00:54:27,221 Where were we? 733 00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:29,807 I was kissing you. 734 00:54:30,725 --> 00:54:32,309 No, you were kissing me. 735 00:54:37,565 --> 00:54:40,150 - It might be important... - What? 736 00:54:40,318 --> 00:54:42,111 I don't know... The cops or... 737 00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:45,531 You're a major crook and they're here to arrest you! 738 00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:49,368 You could take me hostage. Why not just take me? 739 00:54:51,746 --> 00:54:53,163 Open up! Police! 740 00:54:53,331 --> 00:54:55,124 You haven't killed anyone? 741 00:54:59,170 --> 00:55:00,963 Thank God, you're here! 742 00:55:01,673 --> 00:55:02,965 Brilliant! 743 00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:05,968 - I'm up shit creek... - I can imagine. 744 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,846 No, you've no idea. 745 00:55:09,931 --> 00:55:13,892 The apartment's gone, that lovely apartment dad left us! 746 00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:16,228 Up in smoke, like dad. 747 00:55:16,396 --> 00:55:21,066 My husband smoked and died of liver cancer although he never drank. 748 00:55:22,527 --> 00:55:26,030 The apartment doesn't matter. I fouled up again. 749 00:55:26,197 --> 00:55:29,700 I've got till the end of the week or I'm back on traffic duty! 750 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:32,453 Stick, whistle, the works! 751 00:55:32,954 --> 00:55:34,955 Monday, I'm a dead man. 752 00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:40,002 - Who's this dwarf? - A paI. 753 00:55:40,545 --> 00:55:41,837 You go for muppets? 754 00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:44,631 - It's complicated, he's a cop... - What? 755 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:48,010 - A paI who's a cop? - Well, no, I work for him... 756 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,387 - You work for the cops? - No! 757 00:55:50,555 --> 00:55:52,973 I work for him. He's not a reaI cop. 758 00:55:53,141 --> 00:55:57,353 Look at him, he looks more like a secret agent or something. 759 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,064 And she's Mata Hari? 760 00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:04,109 Can someone explain to her? I can't! 761 00:56:04,277 --> 00:56:06,320 My name's Camille, hello. 762 00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:09,698 The muppet there is my son, Emilien. 763 00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:14,661 If you show me the kitchen, I'll make great coffee and explain. 764 00:56:14,829 --> 00:56:18,582 There's nothing to explain. I'm finished! 765 00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:21,335 I started out okay... 766 00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:25,631 But with the trash cans... the butcher's shops... 767 00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:29,968 You shelter the homeless? Want me to call the reaI cops? 768 00:56:30,136 --> 00:56:32,513 Don't make things any worse. 769 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,473 I'm not... 770 00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:38,268 I'd just like to finish what we started. 771 00:56:38,436 --> 00:56:41,438 It's a tight schedule, let's not waste time. 772 00:56:41,606 --> 00:56:45,067 I got caught speeding and I mean speeding. 773 00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:47,736 He could revoke my licence for 100 years. 774 00:56:47,904 --> 00:56:51,615 I'm helping him out to get it back. 100 years on the dole... 775 00:56:52,575 --> 00:56:57,246 Cop, blackmailer, muppet... Some mothers do have them! 776 00:56:57,872 --> 00:57:00,165 Here, it was a stupid idea. 777 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:01,834 You're free. 778 00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:05,421 Seriously. 779 00:57:06,381 --> 00:57:08,298 Here, you're free. 780 00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:17,641 I didn't come here because of our deaI. 781 00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:20,853 I've got no other friends. 782 00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:23,147 Mom said... 783 00:57:26,317 --> 00:57:29,278 "DanieI's kind-hearted, he'll help us out. " 784 00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:38,996 I think we were wrong but that's okay. 785 00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:44,501 It's our problem anyway. 786 00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:48,881 Don't worry, I'll arrest the gang alone. 787 00:57:52,051 --> 00:57:54,219 On foot, it won't be easy. 788 00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:56,472 But I'll manage. 789 00:58:03,271 --> 00:58:06,440 We can get rid of him by helping him out. 790 00:58:06,608 --> 00:58:09,234 He needs a lot more than help! 791 00:58:09,402 --> 00:58:11,320 He's a psychopath! 792 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:14,531 He reminds me of The Silence of the Lambs! 793 00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:19,828 Take Mata Hari, I'll take the muppet and I'll be back in 2 hours. 794 00:58:19,996 --> 00:58:22,873 You want me to play bingo with the old bag? 795 00:58:26,044 --> 00:58:28,212 Two hours or I'll set fire to her! 796 00:58:28,379 --> 00:58:29,338 It's a deaI! 797 00:58:30,423 --> 00:58:31,381 Come on. 798 00:58:31,549 --> 00:58:33,592 - Where to? - To see to you... 799 00:58:36,554 --> 00:58:39,431 I'm sorry we spoiled your evening. 800 00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:42,392 Is your coffee really good? 801 00:58:43,061 --> 00:58:44,353 The best in town! 802 00:58:58,159 --> 00:58:59,618 To ease the atmosphere 803 00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:01,453 and apologize. 804 00:59:06,793 --> 00:59:10,587 You don't want to talk to me but listen anyway. 805 00:59:11,005 --> 00:59:12,839 - Okay? - Will one minute do? 806 00:59:13,466 --> 00:59:17,886 I've been thinking all night and there's one thing I don't get. 807 00:59:18,304 --> 00:59:20,138 Why do they taunt us like this? 808 00:59:20,807 --> 00:59:22,849 Why red when grey is more discreet? 809 00:59:23,893 --> 00:59:27,062 To draw our attention. We look this way... 810 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:29,481 while they go that way. 811 00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:31,692 A "diversion". 812 00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:36,989 They left the bank empty-handed and got the money out another way. 813 00:59:37,949 --> 00:59:40,033 Or it's still in the bank. 814 00:59:44,205 --> 00:59:46,290 One minute. Time's up. 815 00:59:53,464 --> 00:59:54,965 I'll be back later. 816 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:28,915 Ten grand. 817 01:00:30,251 --> 01:00:32,878 That'll keep you going for a while. 818 01:00:33,046 --> 01:00:34,087 My wife? 819 01:00:36,257 --> 01:00:37,299 You really want her? 820 01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:40,594 I'm kind of used to her... 821 01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:49,645 Calm down, sweetheart... 822 01:00:52,273 --> 01:00:54,608 Everything will be okay now. 823 01:01:02,116 --> 01:01:03,909 One more 824 01:01:04,077 --> 01:01:05,994 and we retire. 825 01:01:06,788 --> 01:01:08,664 For our finaI job, 826 01:01:09,290 --> 01:01:12,292 we'll go out with a bang! 827 01:01:22,553 --> 01:01:23,845 Pain in the ass. 828 01:01:24,013 --> 01:01:27,474 Will it help if I tell you how they changed cars? 829 01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:29,518 Maybe... So tell me. 830 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:32,437 They didn't, they changed the colour. 831 01:01:33,231 --> 01:01:36,692 A red Merc drives into a car-park or whatever 832 01:01:37,443 --> 01:01:40,737 and a discreet, grey Merc comes back out and vanishes. 833 01:01:40,905 --> 01:01:43,281 - Can that be done? - Easy as pie. 834 01:01:43,741 --> 01:01:47,160 If they resprayed it, there'd be paint somewhere. 835 01:01:47,995 --> 01:01:51,248 Not if they resprayed it inside a truck. 836 01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:54,876 They'd need tons of paint each time! 837 01:01:55,044 --> 01:01:58,088 They'd work in record time, less than 10 minutes. 838 01:01:58,423 --> 01:02:00,882 Can paint dry in that time? 839 01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:04,219 G�g�? Sorry I woke you, it's DanieI. 840 01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:08,014 I need some of your MD10 magic paint. 841 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:10,183 Colour... scarlet. 842 01:02:11,644 --> 01:02:13,103 You're out of stock? 843 01:02:13,771 --> 01:02:16,481 Who bought that much scarlet in one go? 844 01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:18,817 The Etangs track? 845 01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:22,779 Are they repainting the whole track red or what? 846 01:02:23,948 --> 01:02:26,950 Okay, I'll work something out with them. 847 01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:29,703 I'll call you. See you. 848 01:02:32,290 --> 01:02:33,707 What's MD10 paint? 849 01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:35,584 Dry in 10 minutes. 850 01:02:49,182 --> 01:02:50,891 What d'you think? 851 01:02:57,356 --> 01:02:58,023 Is that them? 852 01:02:58,191 --> 01:03:01,193 No, they're the Marseilles Butcher's League! 853 01:03:03,696 --> 01:03:05,781 What's the next move? 854 01:03:06,699 --> 01:03:08,617 - What's going on? - We'll say hello. 855 01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:11,495 - They'll spot us! - They won't forget us. 856 01:03:11,662 --> 01:03:15,332 They'll recognize me! They saw me in their trunk! 857 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:17,709 - Put this on! - You jerk! 858 01:03:19,670 --> 01:03:20,962 How's this? 859 01:03:22,256 --> 01:03:23,632 Perfect. 860 01:03:26,135 --> 01:03:29,346 You fairies think you're Schumacher? 861 01:03:29,931 --> 01:03:32,015 Doing a little lap or two? 862 01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:33,934 Who made those karts? 863 01:03:34,352 --> 01:03:35,811 Mercedes? 864 01:03:36,896 --> 01:03:38,146 They do cars now? 865 01:03:38,523 --> 01:03:40,816 Want to play hare, Hermann? 866 01:03:40,983 --> 01:03:42,609 I'll show you how. 867 01:03:42,944 --> 01:03:44,277 Give me 500. 868 01:03:45,696 --> 01:03:46,863 I'd better get out. 869 01:03:47,031 --> 01:03:49,741 I'll show you, I bet they'll go for it. 870 01:03:50,034 --> 01:03:52,577 Here's how we play hare. 871 01:03:53,037 --> 01:03:56,498 500 francs for the guy who beats me over two laps. 872 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:59,376 - You can count? - We don't need money. 873 01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:04,256 I don't want to take more than 500. A tourist who doesn't get scammed 874 01:04:04,423 --> 01:04:05,715 isn't a tourist. 875 01:04:05,883 --> 01:04:07,008 Listen... 876 01:04:07,176 --> 01:04:09,928 Use the rear-view on the second lap to see if I'm there. 877 01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:13,306 No sense in doing a lap for nothing. 878 01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:26,611 Thanks, girls. 879 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:30,991 Piss off! 880 01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:32,158 Fast! 881 01:04:34,495 --> 01:04:37,330 This is fun but I have to get to a garage. 882 01:04:37,498 --> 01:04:39,291 The car's reaI slow today... 883 01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:43,879 Any time you want a replay... 884 01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:50,176 Here, 500! 885 01:04:50,344 --> 01:04:52,929 - What do we do now? - Go for a drink. 886 01:04:56,559 --> 01:04:58,018 Frogs! 887 01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:01,521 Are you nuts? We had them and you show off. 888 01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:04,691 We could have called the guys and booked them. 889 01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:06,568 What for? 890 01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:08,320 Speeding on a track? 891 01:05:08,821 --> 01:05:10,697 We can always find evidence after. 892 01:05:10,865 --> 01:05:15,118 Hold on, didn't you tell me we had to catch them red-handed? 893 01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:17,704 Maybe but we're getting nowhere. 894 01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:21,166 If this goes on, we'll end up inside. 895 01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:25,837 You'll get what you want. 896 01:05:26,005 --> 01:05:27,881 They're white hot now. 897 01:05:28,257 --> 01:05:30,300 Drivers are reaI gamblers. 898 01:05:30,968 --> 01:05:32,844 We can set the trap now. 899 01:05:33,471 --> 01:05:35,889 - What sort of trap? - A booby trap! 900 01:05:36,057 --> 01:05:38,016 How does your booboo trap work? 901 01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:40,393 A booby trap, not a booboo trap! 902 01:05:40,561 --> 01:05:42,395 So how does it work? 903 01:05:42,563 --> 01:05:46,858 We wrap them round our finger and get them where we want them. 904 01:05:47,318 --> 01:05:49,235 In other words, here. 905 01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:53,615 I'll need 20 traffic light keys and 20 radios. 906 01:05:57,787 --> 01:06:01,665 Okay for the radios. But the guys keep the keys on them. 907 01:06:01,832 --> 01:06:03,833 Except when they shower. 908 01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:39,703 Brilliant! 909 01:06:40,496 --> 01:06:41,955 Over to you, Jimmy. 910 01:06:48,754 --> 01:06:50,005 I'm freezing. 911 01:06:50,297 --> 01:06:51,464 Just a second. 912 01:06:51,632 --> 01:06:53,425 Heard this one... 913 01:06:54,218 --> 01:06:56,011 You're in the raw? 914 01:06:58,723 --> 01:07:02,058 I'm not in the raw, I've got a toweI on. 915 01:07:04,562 --> 01:07:08,398 And what if I was? I can strip down in my office. 916 01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:10,108 This is my office? 917 01:07:10,609 --> 01:07:13,528 Didn't anyone ever teach you to knock? 918 01:07:14,155 --> 01:07:16,281 Your mom only taught you to be dumb? 919 01:07:16,449 --> 01:07:19,451 What a welcome! I had a great joke for you. 920 01:07:19,618 --> 01:07:22,162 Your jokes are never funny! Get out! 921 01:07:26,834 --> 01:07:27,709 I enjoyed that. 922 01:07:30,546 --> 01:07:31,671 Come in! 923 01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:36,134 Am I in the way? 924 01:07:36,510 --> 01:07:37,260 Never! 925 01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:41,222 I can tell I am. I'll call by later. 926 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:47,437 See? She comes in for once, with something to tell me 927 01:07:47,980 --> 01:07:50,690 and I'm in the raw in here. Can you believe it? 928 01:07:51,692 --> 01:07:53,735 What can I say? In any case, 929 01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:57,989 she's too good for me. She's already Chief Inspector... 930 01:07:58,574 --> 01:08:00,200 What could she see in me? 931 01:08:00,367 --> 01:08:03,620 Have you finished your moaning? 932 01:08:03,954 --> 01:08:06,498 You're digging your grave with your teeth! 933 01:08:06,665 --> 01:08:10,627 That chick's no charity worker. She isn't dieseI-powered. 934 01:08:10,795 --> 01:08:12,087 She needs a man! 935 01:08:12,588 --> 01:08:15,924 Stand up, you look more like a monkey than a man! 936 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:17,425 Stand up straight! 937 01:08:18,719 --> 01:08:19,803 There! 938 01:08:19,970 --> 01:08:23,890 Now, go and see her, fling her back and snog her! 939 01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:25,558 It'll be a slap 940 01:08:25,726 --> 01:08:29,521 or ten years together after that! It's fifty-fifty. 941 01:08:29,688 --> 01:08:34,025 If not, you know right away. Like those lottery scratch cards. 942 01:08:36,028 --> 01:08:37,320 Are you okay? 943 01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,284 You're right, I need to know. 944 01:08:43,452 --> 01:08:46,621 One scratch and I'm home free! 945 01:09:00,427 --> 01:09:01,928 Fifty-fifty... 946 01:09:02,096 --> 01:09:03,972 He'll wait for the draw now. 947 01:09:06,267 --> 01:09:07,142 How's it going? 948 01:09:07,309 --> 01:09:08,476 Finished. 949 01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:13,398 Will they be mad? 950 01:09:14,275 --> 01:09:17,569 If a chick turns up 17 hours late, what do you do? 951 01:09:18,195 --> 01:09:21,030 - I kill her. - That answers your question. 952 01:09:21,198 --> 01:09:23,158 We brought flowers though. 953 01:09:23,826 --> 01:09:26,536 - Pretty flowers! - Can you smoke them? 954 01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:31,958 You made those cakes? 955 01:09:33,335 --> 01:09:37,255 Since neither of us make love anymore, we made cakes. 956 01:09:38,924 --> 01:09:40,466 What a riot! 957 01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:44,470 I've had a great day with you. 958 01:09:44,638 --> 01:09:46,014 You'll call me? 959 01:09:46,182 --> 01:09:47,307 I promise. 960 01:09:51,353 --> 01:09:54,105 Are these for me? Thanks. See you. 961 01:09:56,775 --> 01:09:58,902 Fancy an evening together? 962 01:09:59,069 --> 01:10:04,073 Look after your guests. Next time. A few years won't change much. 963 01:10:04,783 --> 01:10:07,076 I put Camille in your bed, she has a bad back. 964 01:10:10,956 --> 01:10:12,665 Good night, boys! 965 01:10:22,009 --> 01:10:23,509 This stuff's good... 966 01:10:23,719 --> 01:10:25,553 You bet, it's Jamaican. 967 01:10:25,846 --> 01:10:27,555 One of the perks... 968 01:10:27,723 --> 01:10:29,265 You're tempting me! 969 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:34,354 Why not drive a racing car instead of a cab? 970 01:10:36,941 --> 01:10:40,109 My dad's in a wheelchair since a crash. 971 01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:44,197 Try telling him you want to race. 972 01:10:44,865 --> 01:10:46,699 Yeah, not easy... 973 01:10:46,867 --> 01:10:47,492 And you? 974 01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:48,910 What went wrong? 975 01:10:50,454 --> 01:10:52,205 My story's a good one too. 976 01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:56,626 I was 17 when dad died. Mom and I were penniless. 977 01:10:56,794 --> 01:10:58,836 I had to find a job. 978 01:11:00,130 --> 01:11:02,048 The force takes anyone who can count to ten. 979 01:11:05,427 --> 01:11:06,427 Where did you live? 980 01:11:06,595 --> 01:11:07,804 Asni�res. 981 01:11:08,555 --> 01:11:09,806 Jules Ferry? 982 01:11:09,974 --> 01:11:11,266 Yes, why? 983 01:11:12,434 --> 01:11:13,226 You too? 984 01:11:14,812 --> 01:11:15,937 Honestly... 985 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:18,398 Crazy! We could've been in the same class! 986 01:11:19,775 --> 01:11:22,986 I'd have taught you to steaI and you'd have turned out okay. 987 01:11:25,823 --> 01:11:29,701 That's life. Kids have all kinds of dreams... 988 01:11:30,536 --> 01:11:31,786 that never work out. 989 01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:37,292 You want to be centre forward and end up in goaI. 990 01:11:39,503 --> 01:11:41,379 Think the plan'll work? 991 01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:45,591 Like clockwork. 992 01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:49,012 Are you sure? 993 01:11:50,347 --> 01:11:51,431 Come in! 994 01:11:53,684 --> 01:11:55,018 Am I disturbing you? 995 01:11:57,062 --> 01:11:59,522 It's okay. What's up? 996 01:11:59,690 --> 01:12:00,940 Full alert! 997 01:12:06,071 --> 01:12:08,740 We've launched the Cougar Plan. 998 01:12:09,241 --> 01:12:11,492 The SDLM Bank this time. 999 01:12:12,077 --> 01:12:13,870 Here are your positions. 1000 01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:17,206 Arthur, street-corner n� 1... 1001 01:12:17,374 --> 01:12:20,126 Jacky, street-corner n� 2... 1002 01:12:24,548 --> 01:12:25,840 N� 2 Manu: radio and key... 1003 01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:28,092 N�3 Vincent: radio and key... 1004 01:12:53,660 --> 01:12:56,371 - I know... Back in an hour. - Right. 1005 01:12:57,289 --> 01:12:58,831 I'll be at your place. 1006 01:13:19,436 --> 01:13:22,105 Cougar here... The bird is in the cage. 1007 01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:25,733 On your knees! 1008 01:13:32,032 --> 01:13:35,535 Cougar here. The bird's coming out. Prepare to pounce. 1009 01:13:37,371 --> 01:13:38,663 They've got hostages! 1010 01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:40,957 Don't do anything yet! 1011 01:13:42,126 --> 01:13:43,709 Sorry, no room for you. 1012 01:13:43,877 --> 01:13:45,128 I can wait... 1013 01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:50,633 You can run alongside. It'll do you good. 1014 01:13:50,968 --> 01:13:52,802 I haven't warmed up... 1015 01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:05,815 Calling all cougars! Pounce! Catch the bird! 1016 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,341 See, don't follow the Mercedes... 1017 01:14:32,551 --> 01:14:34,927 Follow the truck instead. 1018 01:14:35,095 --> 01:14:37,388 Let's drink to a job well done! 1019 01:14:37,556 --> 01:14:39,432 Now, home everyone. 1020 01:14:54,281 --> 01:14:55,907 Here we go... 1021 01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:06,667 Everything ready? 1022 01:15:06,919 --> 01:15:07,919 20 points covered. 1023 01:15:08,212 --> 01:15:10,421 If they cross one line, they're finished. 1024 01:15:11,048 --> 01:15:13,799 Boulevard Michelet to Place Mazard... 1025 01:15:13,967 --> 01:15:15,927 Who's on that corner? 1026 01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:18,137 - Jean-Bat, n� 7. - Call him. 1027 01:15:18,305 --> 01:15:19,722 He'll open the dance. 1028 01:15:19,890 --> 01:15:21,849 N� 7... Jean-Bat, d'you receive me? 1029 01:15:22,768 --> 01:15:23,601 Go ahead. 1030 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:24,936 You're the first. 1031 01:15:25,771 --> 01:15:26,896 I'm in position. 1032 01:15:27,064 --> 01:15:28,606 Our turn now. 1033 01:15:32,027 --> 01:15:33,319 You can't get through! 1034 01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:34,820 I can... 1035 01:15:36,156 --> 01:15:37,240 Hi, Gretchen... 1036 01:15:37,699 --> 01:15:39,492 Still got that tractor? 1037 01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:43,704 Sorry I was so slow last time, I left the handbrake on. 1038 01:15:44,206 --> 01:15:48,292 I'm talking to you! Want to try again or stay pathetic? 1039 01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:50,002 Okay, okay... 1040 01:15:50,754 --> 01:15:53,506 You French are always bragging... 1041 01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:56,133 - Come onto the freeway... - You're mad now... 1042 01:15:56,301 --> 01:15:59,262 - I'll wipe your Peugeot out. - I'm sorry... 1043 01:15:59,429 --> 01:16:04,058 I'll give you a chance but I won't wager a lot. 1044 01:16:04,226 --> 01:16:06,018 I hate making such easy money. 1045 01:16:06,186 --> 01:16:08,145 Here, ten francs. 1046 01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:10,147 You'll pay for that! 1047 01:16:10,607 --> 01:16:11,941 Who'll pay who? 1048 01:16:15,696 --> 01:16:17,113 You're going too far... 1049 01:16:17,281 --> 01:16:19,907 No way. Tell 7, 8 and 9 to switch to red. 1050 01:16:20,075 --> 01:16:21,659 Switch to red. 1051 01:16:46,143 --> 01:16:47,685 N� 10, in position. 1052 01:16:47,853 --> 01:16:49,270 N� 11, in position. 1053 01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:51,814 Okay, 12 and 13, get ready... 1054 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:57,486 N� 13 in position but I have a problem... 1055 01:16:58,822 --> 01:17:00,156 Two cops at the light. 1056 01:17:00,824 --> 01:17:01,490 Oh, fuck! 1057 01:17:01,658 --> 01:17:02,825 Get rid of them! 1058 01:17:03,285 --> 01:17:05,911 Easier said than done! 1059 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:13,544 We're at 11. Do something! 1060 01:17:15,839 --> 01:17:17,048 Put them on! 1061 01:17:18,967 --> 01:17:21,427 Excuse me, a call for you... 1062 01:17:22,846 --> 01:17:25,306 Crime Squad here. There's a bomb 1063 01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:27,058 just next to you. 1064 01:17:27,684 --> 01:17:29,018 - Where? - In the light! 1065 01:17:29,686 --> 01:17:32,021 Don't panic. We can stop it. 1066 01:17:32,689 --> 01:17:36,442 Listen carefully. Use the key to switch the light to red. 1067 01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:37,443 It's already red! 1068 01:17:37,778 --> 01:17:41,197 I don't give a damn! Put the key in the box 1069 01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:43,366 and turn to the right! Got that? 1070 01:17:53,877 --> 01:17:55,252 We just passed 12. 1071 01:17:55,545 --> 01:17:57,421 Get a move on... 1072 01:17:58,298 --> 01:17:59,423 May I? 1073 01:18:02,594 --> 01:18:05,596 19 and 20, get ready. You know 20's the last? 1074 01:18:05,764 --> 01:18:06,972 I know. 1075 01:18:20,028 --> 01:18:22,738 - What's this? - A short-cut! 1076 01:19:26,052 --> 01:19:29,346 We'll wipe him out on the freeway, we've got more power. 1077 01:20:09,346 --> 01:20:11,180 Maybe that barrier meant something. 1078 01:20:11,348 --> 01:20:13,224 The road's not finished. 1079 01:20:16,186 --> 01:20:18,229 As long as you know... 1080 01:20:20,982 --> 01:20:23,692 I may look calm but I'm a nervous wreck... 1081 01:20:23,860 --> 01:20:24,652 Almost over... 1082 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,570 Exactly, I want to live. 1083 01:20:26,738 --> 01:20:27,488 Ten seconds. 1084 01:20:27,781 --> 01:20:29,448 Crush that rat! 1085 01:20:31,326 --> 01:20:32,535 Stop! No more bridge! 1086 01:20:32,702 --> 01:20:33,661 5 seconds. 1087 01:20:35,622 --> 01:20:37,790 Go on, crush him! 1088 01:20:39,334 --> 01:20:42,169 Let them win! You bet 10 francs! 1089 01:20:42,337 --> 01:20:45,214 - We can't die for 10 francs! - Now or never... Hold on! 1090 01:20:55,559 --> 01:20:58,519 Well done, KarI. We've won. 1091 01:20:59,437 --> 01:21:00,688 Are you sure? 1092 01:21:10,907 --> 01:21:13,367 You gave me a reaI fright... 1093 01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,121 I thought you wanted to die. 1094 01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:20,416 Read "The Tortoise and the Hare". The tortoise wins. 1095 01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:24,086 Hey, Einstein! Heard of Aesop? 1096 01:21:34,180 --> 01:21:38,726 Big hare angry little tortoise fucked him over! 1097 01:21:39,519 --> 01:21:41,770 Cougar's going to be pleased. 1098 01:21:41,938 --> 01:21:45,232 He loves a bit of jugged hare. 1099 01:22:09,424 --> 01:22:11,133 Sorry about this place. 1100 01:22:12,260 --> 01:22:13,844 It's not romantic... 1101 01:22:14,804 --> 01:22:16,805 - But I wanted you. - You did? 1102 01:22:17,557 --> 01:22:19,558 I can't say I noticed. 1103 01:22:22,437 --> 01:22:23,896 Action replay? 1104 01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:29,610 Later. We've really got to go. 1105 01:22:33,782 --> 01:22:36,700 I've been looking everywhere for you! 1106 01:22:37,327 --> 01:22:39,745 - What were you doing? - Developing photos. 1107 01:22:39,913 --> 01:22:43,749 Photos? You have to do that now? The Commissioner's waiting! 1108 01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:54,259 The French President 1109 01:22:54,427 --> 01:22:58,597 awards you the medaI of Knight of the Order of Merit. 1110 01:23:05,563 --> 01:23:06,814 Congratulations. 1111 01:23:15,657 --> 01:23:17,616 I owe you an apology. 1112 01:23:17,784 --> 01:23:20,160 For not believing me or for slapping my face? 1113 01:23:20,328 --> 01:23:22,788 Both... How can I ever apologize? 1114 01:23:25,583 --> 01:23:27,209 We'll work something out. 1115 01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:31,380 I read about your exploits. 1116 01:23:32,215 --> 01:23:33,465 Astounding! 1117 01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:36,510 You've given us a lot to think about. 1118 01:23:38,346 --> 01:23:42,391 We're going to change our approach to traffic completely. 1119 01:23:42,559 --> 01:23:45,686 More efficient and modern, thanks to you. 1120 01:23:46,896 --> 01:23:51,734 The medaI is just a symboI, it won't get you your licence back. 1121 01:23:51,901 --> 01:23:53,652 I expected a bit more... 1122 01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:55,404 - Leniency? - Right! 1123 01:23:55,572 --> 01:23:59,324 We are lenient. We could lock you up for years but you're free. 1124 01:23:59,492 --> 01:24:01,076 I'm not free, I'm on foot! 1125 01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:04,705 I understand. Without a car, you're an orphan? 1126 01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:06,623 Right, an orphan on foot. 1127 01:24:06,791 --> 01:24:07,875 I understand. 1128 01:24:08,334 --> 01:24:11,295 There is one solution but it may not suit you. 1129 01:24:13,298 --> 01:24:15,340 Try me, we'll soon see. 1130 01:24:26,352 --> 01:24:27,811 Okay? Happy? 1131 01:24:28,563 --> 01:24:30,898 - You're not happy? - I'm fine... 1132 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:35,194 I don't get it. Grand Prix, first line, great car... 1133 01:24:35,361 --> 01:24:37,613 Your pals. What more do you want? 1134 01:24:37,989 --> 01:24:39,948 Another sponsor! 1135 01:24:41,034 --> 01:24:45,287 We give him money, a car and he's still not happy... 1136 01:24:48,416 --> 01:24:52,211 Tell the pom-pom girls to cut it out. They ruin my concentration. 1137 01:24:52,796 --> 01:24:55,672 You know what would make me happy? 1138 01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:56,673 What? 1139 01:24:56,841 --> 01:25:00,135 Just win the race, forget the shit on the car. 1140 01:25:02,472 --> 01:25:05,933 Get the champagne out of the fridge, it's no good too cold. 79833

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