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Get us out of here.
I'll hold them off.
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My name is Beth Smith.
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Tell your top bugs
the defiance lives on.
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I'll make you a legend.
Blade Smith.
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Beth Smith.
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Beth. Beth. Beth Smith.
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Okay. God.
It's just such a plain...
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I'm trying to come up
with a mnemonic device.
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You could connect it
to not dying.
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I know, I know!
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You'd think that would sear it
right in,
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but it just speaks
to the sheer forgettability.
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Oh, god. I-I am so sorry, um...
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Uh... oh, god. Starts with a...
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Congratulations
to your government, business,
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or terror cell
on its acquisition
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of the nx-5 planet remover
by xamazax
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in partnership
with wrangler jeans.
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The nx-5's industry-leading
tachyon beams eliminate planets
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twice as fast as the nx—4s
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with half the battery and zero
built-in fatal design flaws.
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That's right.
No more secret hole
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that blows the whole thing up
when you shoot it.
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Your enemies will say
it's unfair.
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We say it's about time.
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Damn it.
We risked our lives for that?
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You did your best.
Maybe you need a break.
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- Don't you ever miss earth?
- I don't have to miss it.
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I'm technically still there.
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My dad made a perfect clone
of me to take my place.
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Boy, that Rick.
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So, if you do go back,
what happens to the clone?
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Does it have, like,
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a proximity-triggered device
in its neck?
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- Who cares? Are we done?
- Sure.
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Unless you want me to remove
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the proximity-triggered device
from your neck.
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Think it's a bomb?
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Man, what if this is
how you found out
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he never wanted you back,
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that he loved the clone
more than you?
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How crazy would that be?
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Crazy and of... of course
soul-crushing. For you.
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I actually have something
for that.
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Y-You want some?
They're nonaddictive.
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That's not true.
They're totally addictive.
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I'm a terrible doctor.
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I actually have something
for that, too.
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You want some? Nonaddictive.
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Mmm! I'm a great doctor.
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Dr. Wong had a cancellation
today.
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Anybody up for a family session?
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- I could do that.
- I'm... I'm down to clown.
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Not sure my therapy puppet
will be done in time.
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Great, because she specifically
asked you
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to stop bringing puppets. Dad?
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I love therapy...
Family therapy most of all...
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But I am actually
disintegrating.
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- Oh, my god!
- Whoa! Dad!
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Is that really it? We did it?
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It's the invisibility belt.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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He grazed them.
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That's gonna hurt
in like 10 seconds.
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- Thanks, morty.
- Why should I let you use it?
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- You never let me use it.
- Can I have the belt?
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- It would really piss off morty.
- Fantastic idea.
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What the hell?!
You jerk! Give it!
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- Hey! Ow!
- Share the invisibility.
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- Jerry?
- Jerry: Ooh.
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This looks like a job
for Mr. Nibbles.
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Let me just glue
one more eye on.
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I'm gonna kill you!
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Oof.
Looks like you two have to fight
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about why you can't control
your kids.
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Good thing Dr. Wong's
got an opening.
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- You're a bad father.
- Don't let him divide us!
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Garage, family therapy mode.
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Honew you're back.
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You seem surprised.
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- You never wrote.
- And never exploded?
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What I'm hearing is
that you think that's a bomb.
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So does every engineer
that's seen it.
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Engineer?
Princess, I'm sure every caveman
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that sees a microwave calls
it a rock cabinet.
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The point of inventing is
to make things that don't exist.
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Then whip me up a reason
not to kill you.
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Beth:
Dad, we're off to Dr. Wong's.
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Scan her.
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Dad?
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Rick's voice:
Okay. Have fun, pumpkin.
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Sorry I'm a piece-of-shit
father.
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Beth: Oh! Well, the
self-loathing buys a lot back.
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Jerry, leave the puppet.
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Jerry: It's a one-way ticket
to a breakthrough, Beth.
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The device in her neck
would have transferred
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a database of her memories
to your device
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before vaporizing her.
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So much for that plan.
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Why is she... it...
Why am I back with Jerry?
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I thought she was a copy of me.
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She is a copy of you.
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If she ran back to that
dingleberry, that's on you.
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- Want to grab a drink?
- All the time.
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Good girl.
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Ooh.
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- Morty: To catch a predator.
- What the hell?!
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Thermal goggles, bitch.
Mom said share!
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You can't share invisibility.
Take those off.
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So I'll just see you
at cheerleader practice?
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Should I bring a poncho?
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Morty: All right!
State your terms.
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Give back the belt.
You take the goggles.
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Go away. We trade in an hour.
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Deal.
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How do you like that, bitch?
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I liked it more
than my old belt.
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"Tiny big man junior"?
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You should've shared.
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What are you doing in my house?
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Did I wander that far
from my console?
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They should put a warning
on these things.
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Space Beth:
So, we overrode the gates,
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and the slave rebellion
took the capital.
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- Pretty cool.
- Very cool.
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My daughter,
having space adventures.
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They are skewing
a tad star wars-y, though.
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Don't forget to have fun.
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Well, I came back to murder you,
not get your notes,
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but I'll remember to fart more
while I'm saving the galaxy.
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Okay. I'm the one
that made this possible.
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- It's not a competition.
- Of course not.
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Just curious, though...
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If it were, would "most wanted"
be first place?
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You're fighting
the gromflomites?
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Dad, they're trying to take over
the galaxy!
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Everybody in the galaxy
tries to take over the galaxy.
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The trick is to be left alone
by whoever succeeds.
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Ah, it's your hero phase.
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I had one, too.
You'll outgrow it.
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No, you did.
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I'm not gonna outgrow
giving a shit.
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Sources tell us these aliens,
who call themselves
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the new galactic federation,
will blow up the planet
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unless some woman with a very
boring name gives herself up.
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- Oh, come on.
- Way to give a shit.
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Next time, don't wipe it
on your home planet.
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Oh, shit.
They're gonna track down Beth.
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You mean Beth's clone.
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Right. Beth's clone.
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What... what did I say?
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It really was nice
seeing you again.
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Whoo!
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Yeah! Go, honey bees!
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Good practice, girls!
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And remember,
we are in a drought,
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so be sure to shower as one big
group at the exact same time.
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Shower fire!
The shower's on fire!
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Step aside, girls! I got this!
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You're a monster!
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Still want to share?
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Morty Smith, hands up.
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You are under arrest
for crimes against
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the new improved
galactic federation.
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Wait. What?
How are you doing that?
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You're not psychic, are you?
Do you have psychic powers?
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Uh, yes.
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Are they strong powers?
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We're just looking
for your mother.
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You can't, like,
stop our hearts, can you?
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Uh, I can.
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Okay. We surrender.
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Jerry, do you agree
that the use of puppets
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makes you seem dumb and crazy?
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I don't think "crazy"
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is a responsible word to use
in...
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It is now. This is crazy.
You're being crazy.
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They do it in therapy on TV.
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Well, TV gives British people
prizes for baking, Jerry.
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- Tammy?
- Tonya? Tammya. Tammya.
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Hi, Mrs. Smith.
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I like your hair better
this way.
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- How's the stomach?
- What?
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Hey!
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I only said "hey"!
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It's not like I can do more
than that.
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As much as I'd like to kill you,
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my superiors have some questions
about the defiance.
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I don't have a...
I have a defiance?
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Oh, god. I'm a clone.
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That's your defense?
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No. My defense is eat me.
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- Ow!
- Hey! Aah!
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We've been over this!
All I do is say "hey"!
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Smart guns,
wait-list human life.
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And the therapist.
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Tammy, this is the office
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where my family works
to better itself.
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What, and that makes it sacred?
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No, it makes it a place
I've rigged with a lot
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of voice-activated
escape contingencies.
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These are all good points.
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I need to take a long look
at myself.
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- I'd like to discuss that.
- I don't discuss problems.
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I incinerate 'em.
Everybody in the car.
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Everybody in my family,
not the world.
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Jesus, vvong. Boundanes
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I'm better than this job.
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Can't you just make a portal?
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Your children are down
there invisible, Jerry.
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"Make a portal"?
Father of the year back here.
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You're one to talk.
You told me I wasn't a clone.
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Rick: Y-you're not a clone.
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And who is that?
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Uh... uh, a clone.
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Why would you make a clone of me
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just to send the clone
into space?
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Well, you didn't want to go,
and I thought,
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"okay, that's cool."
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But then I thought, "well, you
know what would be even cooler,
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is a space daughter,"
3-50 I made one.
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And I put a bomb in her neck
in case she ever came back.
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Father of the year!
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She wasn't supposed
to come back!
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Why did she?
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Well, she found a bomb
in her neck.
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Wouldn't you?
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- Father of the year.
- Shut up!
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I'm tired of believing you.
I want to talk to her.
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- No, you don't.
- Jerry, do something!
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Hey.
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He told me you're the clone.
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- What do you think he told me?
- You're the clone?
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Wow. Naive and attractive.
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Wow. Jaded and hot.
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Rick:
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I know this is bad parenting,
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but if you stop fighting,
you both get McDonald's.
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How about I just blow my brains
out, starting with hers?
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Okay, Wendy's. We love Wendy's.
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I-I think they even gave us
some money.
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- Drop it. Don't move!
- Freeze! Get down!
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Everybody, shut up!
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You're all saying
different shit!
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Wait. So there are two of them?
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More importantly,
which one is mine?
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Uh, neither, chauvinist.
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Whatever. Take them both.
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Cool beam. But let's bargain.
250
00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,235
- I'm the one you really want.
- Excuse me?
251
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,861
Uh, smartest man
in the universe?
252
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,655
Secret to interdimensional
travel?
253
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,824
- Ask your bosses.
- My bosses are bugs, Rick.
254
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,326
You killed the old ones.
The new ones are half my age.
255
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:22,038
They know if you're left alone,
you're a non-threat.
256
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,832
- Oof-a!
- We got the payload.
257
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,708
Fire up the nx-5.
258
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:26,834
Earth's going ta-ta.
259
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,276
You might want to do that thing
where you find a new universe
260
00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,880
where you can suck yourself off.
261
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,645
- You can't tell me what to do.
- Awesome.
262
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,384
He resisted. We can shoot him.
263
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,344
- Wha...
- Just go with it, Jerry.
264
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,805
Everybody, drop your guns...
Except for Jerry!
265
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,391
Fucking classic.
266
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,396
- Holy shit! Morty!
- And summer!
267
00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:48,481
W-We worked together!
That's... that's our arc!
268
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:51,086
Summer: We went from siblings to
invisible to working together.
269
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:52,861
It's not "citizen Kane,"
but why compete
270
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,155
with whatever's going on here,
you know?
271
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,576
Aah!
272
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,620
You made me go to a wedding.
273
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,475
And you killed my best friend.
I should've said that one first.
274
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:11,379
Congratulations, earth,
on being destroyed by the nx-5,
275
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,632
brought to you by wrangler.
276
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,180
Guess the galaxy's
most-wanted mammal
277
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,182
needs her daddy
to come change her diapie.
278
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,183
Come on, kids.
279
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,853
We have to go do a fucking
piece-of-shit "star wars."
280
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,608
Attention, zeta 99-2.
281
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,860
We know you have a stolen ship.
Stand down.
282
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,738
Oh, am I not a non-threat now?
283
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,080
Hey, you are not cleared Toland!
284
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,416
- We will open fire!
- Hold your ground, men!
285
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,542
You'll be heroes!
286
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,130
Summer, try unlocking that door
287
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:56,108
by scanning your high-school
friend's dead face.
288
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,592
Uh, I have... I have to pee.
289
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,135
Pee on the floor.
It's a death star.
290
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,471
Okay. But there's rebellion
and then there's...
291
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,264
- Here, dad.
- Perfect.
292
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,100
What am I doing wrong?
293
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,393
Ugh. Her eyes are closed.
294
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,271
Morty, open the left one.
I've got the right.
295
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,865
She died the way she lived...
Overserialized.
296
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,567
I'm gonna rescue your mom
and her clone
297
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:15,920
without revealing
which is which.
298
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,654
You two find the nx-5
and shut it down.
299
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,423
I mean, don't die trying.
There's infinite earths.
300
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,115
If you can save this one,
it's gravy.
301
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,533
Dream team rides again!
302
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,077
Oh, yeah.
We're like Luke and Leia.
303
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,578
Uh, except no kissing part.
304
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,097
What's another famous
brother-sister team?
305
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:27,997
Uh, hansel and gretel?
306
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,624
Yeah, nght
those two were fucking.
307
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,792
Dad, we need the belt.
308
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,228
Jerry: I can't go
with you guys watching.
309
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,337
- You're invisible!
- What if the pee isn't?
310
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,631
You know what?
We don't need invisibility.
311
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,383
Working together is our belt.
312
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:39,634
That's our arc. Let's do it.
313
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,053
I'm gonna go ahead and whistle.
That's how good I feel.
314
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,769
Jerry: Oh, god. I knew it.
315
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,148
Ugh. This floor isn't level.
316
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,193
Are they gonna torture us?
317
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,112
Unless you plan on telling them
what I know.
318
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,239
Last chance to guess
who was the clone.
319
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,448
You're his daughter.
320
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:03,825
Something about the eyes,
321
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,619
the shameless abandonment
of your family.
322
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,454
How ever can I live with myself?
323
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:11,249
One theory... I was designed by
your father to live with myself,
324
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,060
which would mean you made
a conscious choice
325
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,461
to swallow your dreams with
cheap wine and dinosaur pasta.
326
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,026
You know that's the kind
Jerry likes,
327
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,316
same way I know the only
goddamn dream you'll ever follow
328
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,675
is your shitty father's
approval.
329
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,677
You fetch your shitty father's
lemonade.
330
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,679
You cosplay as your
shitty father in his 30s.
331
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,097
Red alert. Red alert.
332
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,266
Rick Sanchez...
333
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,393
Rick: More like dead alert.
What else? What else?
334
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,829
I wrote some stuff down
in my notes app.
335
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,938
Let me just find it.
336
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,524
Screw it. Beth, if...
If one of you is still alive,
337
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,649
you're my real daughter.
338
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,574
If you're both alive,
don't hurt the other one.
339
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,279
She's just a clone.
She's not worth it.
340
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,404
I'm coming, baby!
341
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,699
- That piece of shit.
- What a piece of shit.
342
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,534
I came back to kill him,
you know.
343
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,702
I'd like to help.
344
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,829
- Kick me between my eyes.
- From here?
345
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:50,954
Oh, you dropped yoga
346
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,124
so you could buy Jerry
more flintstones vitam...
347
00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,423
Oh, I do not like the looks
of this giant fight chamber.
348
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:07,972
Bird person?
349
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,640
It is now Phoenix person.
350
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,602
You're working for them?
What did they do to you, b.P.?
351
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,063
It is now p.P. Where is Tammy?
352
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,565
Oh, don't worry about her.
I killed her.
353
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,067
I loved her.
354
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:19,901
Really? Huh.
355
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,694
Then can I suggest
as an alternate name
356
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,321
crazy pussy-whipped person?
357
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,746
Aah!
358
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,005
It's funny. I always wondered
who would win if we ever fought.
359
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,257
Then you were always
a bad friend.
360
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,224
Aah!
361
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,809
Morty, we had one grenade.
362
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,894
- He had a gun.
- Whatever. Come on.
363
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,950
- Did you hear something?
- Doesn't matter.
364
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,980
If anyone's around,
they're here to stop the laser,
365
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,710
and they can't do it
without us seeing them.
366
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,069
"Working together is our belt"?
367
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,196
- You gave it away!
- You said we didn't need it.
368
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,641
- I wish you were never born.
- Well, you were an accident!
369
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,563
How come some of the pants
are...
370
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,870
The nx-5 can't destroy
wrangler jeans.
371
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:16,082
Like, it literally can't destroy
them or it's programmed not to?
372
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,334
Gee, what do you think?
373
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,773
Aah!
374
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,821
-Aah! _oh!
375
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,326
You kill a good bug
for a horse doctor.
376
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,661
Thanks, me.
377
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,472
Maybe we could do, like,
a "parent trap" thing
378
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,372
together sometime.
379
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,225
As long as you mean
the Lindsay Lohan version.
380
00:15:58,249 --> 00:15:59,249
Naturally.
381
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,546
What do you think they do
with all those jeans?
382
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:04,547
Make them into jackets?
383
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,674
It's not about conserving denim.
It's marketing.
384
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,718
Like, uh, "the nx-5 destroys
the whole planet
385
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,470
except for the wrangler jeans."
386
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,055
'Cause they're so tough.
Tougher than the laser?
387
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,849
- Stupid.
- You're talking about it.
388
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,517
You're right.
They... they got me.
389
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,894
Hey, over here! Look at me!
390
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,859
Did you just see a pantsless
little boy run by?
391
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,272
I'm not falling for that again.
392
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,250
I used to be invisible,
but now I'm the opposite!
393
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,418
Get him! But not in a weird way.
394
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:25,651
You made it weird.
395
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,035
Nx-5 corporate sponsor detected.
396
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,913
Cannot penetrate wranglers!
Built too tough!
397
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,665
Built... too... tough.
398
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,960
I killed them!
I-I did... I did it offscreen!
399
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,712
God damn it, morty.
Fix your underwear.
400
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,173
- I saw your balls for a second.
- That's on you.
401
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,800
Why can't I meet your parents?
Are you embarrassed of me?
402
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,093
Of them.
403
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,219
Aww.
404
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,229
Aah!
405
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,567
Aah!
406
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,780
Never thought
this was how I'd die.
407
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,174
We're nowhere near venice,
408
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,638
and you're not a dwarf
in a raincoat.
409
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,579
Step back.
410
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,457
You're not killing him till we
kick his ass, bird person.
411
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,543
My name is Phoenix person.
412
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,002
No one's calling you that. Dumb.
413
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,921
It fascinates me
that an entire family
414
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,216
can be this critical
and suck this much.
415
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,146
Aah!
416
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,982
Jerry: Bird person, stop.
417
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,401
It's me, that Tammy girl.
418
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,778
Tammy, this is unexpected.
419
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,321
I was told you were dead.
420
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,116
That is absolutely not true.
421
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,327
I'm more alive
than I've ever been!
422
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,621
You are behaving
rather strangely.
423
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,748
Me? Strange? Oh, my!
424
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,625
Well, who's normal, really?
425
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,253
Now, come here, you big
hollow-boned featherhead.
426
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:09,505
Let me give you
some of this sweet ass.
427
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,008
Aah!
428
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,892
Saved the day with puppeting.
Only one with a decent arc.
429
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,185
He does have his moments.
430
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,396
Mom, dad... mom.
431
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,648
Uh, we did it!
Morty became super visible!
432
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,026
Summer put my jeans in a laser!
433
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,028
Morty, look at your
little balls!
434
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:35,239
- I know!
- Bring it in here, guys.
435
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,325
Damn!
This thing has twin turbines?
436
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,744
I'll forgive you for abandoning
us if you let me drive it.
437
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:40,745
That works for me.
438
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,306
I was just gonna give you
space cigarettes.
439
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,790
- I love having two moms.
- And I love having two wives!
440
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,059
Rick: Never gonna happen, Jerry.
441
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,668
You jerk-offs ready to get
the answers
442
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,295
to your burning questions?
443
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,420
What's this, dad?
444
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,607
The memory of which Beth is real
445
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,466
and which Beth is a clone,
obviously.
446
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,676
You mind-blew yourself?
447
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,471
Y-You literally don't even know
which of your daughters is real.
448
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,156
Of course you don't.
Why am I surprised?
449
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,933
I'm sure you'd love for us
to need that from you,
450
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,602
but I don't care
what's in that vial.
451
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:05,728
Yeah. Me neither.
452
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,122
You're a piece of shit
either way.
453
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,207
So what, after all this, you
don't want to know the truth?
454
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,150
The truth is we have
more important shit to do,
455
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,694
like raise our kids
and stamp out the federation,
456
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,156
neither of which seem like they
want anything to do with you.
457
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,035
Morty? Sum-sum?
458
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,096
You got to at least want to know
who your real mom is.
459
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,331
Not really, Rick.
We have two badass moms now.
460
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,184
- It's kind of a win/win.
- Yeah, grandpa Rick.
461
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,477
Don't drag us into your bullshit
462
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,461
just because
you're losing control.
463
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,129
Enh.
464
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:37,009
I know what I want to do.
465
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,511
- I want you to decide.
- What?
466
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,180
For once in my life,
I want you to decide, dad.
467
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,641
Do you want me to stay here
and be part of your life,
468
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,768
or do you want me to leave?
469
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,072
J“ I know you tried j“
470
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:02,368
j“ I know you tried your best j“
471
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,583
J“ and now it's time
to put this all to rest j“
472
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,461
hup! Ho! Big money, big money.
473
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,797
Eyes on the lady. Switcheroo.
474
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,424
Which one's which?
475
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:21,804
Holy shit.
I'm a terrible father.
476
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,725
J“ oh, a distant... j“
477
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,768
at least I'm a pretty good
friend.
478
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,731
Looks like it's just you and me,
buddy.
479
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,445
Okay. All right. We'll give you
a little more time.
480
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:41,949
J“ tried to drag me down j“
481
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,493
j“ down j“
482
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:51,167
j“ if you go,
then I'm going with you now j“
483
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:56,839
j“ don't look back j“
484
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,674
j“ nothing left to see j“
485
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,470
j“ just leave the shadows
in the past j“
486
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,805
j“iflletitgoj“
487
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:09,518
j“ can I shake this feeling? J“
488
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,105
j“ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh j“
489
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,941
j“ just like that j“
490
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:21,155
j“ tomorrow's one day
that I'm never getting back j“
491
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,658
j“ I can feel you, though j“
492
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:29,330
j“ wake me from this dreaming j“
493
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,333
ah. Goodbye, old friend.
494
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,628
We've had our fun,
but I'm ready to be seen again.
495
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,525
- Man: What the fuck?!
- Man: Oh, my god!
496
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,468
- Where did I go?!
- Oh, shitskis.
497
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:43,886
Aah!
498
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,387
Slow down!
499
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,353
There's an invisible
garbage truck in the road!
500
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,473
Yeah, nght
501
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,687
I'm alive! I survi...
502
00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:00,444
I mean, when in Rome.
503
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,781
J“ invisible garbage truck
Jerry j“
504
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,866
j“ it's a new franchise j“
505
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,997
Bitch, your job is to have
intercourse with strangers
506
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,249
and give me the money.
507
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:15,310
Sorry I called you a bitch.
It's a vocational term.
508
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,961
It's not how I feel about you
personally.
509
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,755
What the... what... aah!
510
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,966
Somebody call for a pickup?
511
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,176
Let's go take out the trash.
512
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:27,263
J“ invisible garbage truck
Jerry j“
513
00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,890
j“ it's a new franchise j“
514
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,893
j“ until he runs out of gas j“
515
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,485
Well, we had a good run.
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