Original subtitles

'One Stone, One Mirror'

"Love comes like a butterfly"

The address seems correct

Brother Is there no one at home?

They have gone to Tirupati

A courier has come in the name of Saravanan

Saravanan must be sleeping on the terrace

On the Terrace Hmm..

There's a courier for you

- Why? - What do you mean?

- Aren't you Saravanan? - Yes

The courier has come for you.

Fine, come in

Disturbing me early in the morning

Just sign on this

Signature

What is this ? Make it a bigger sign

Do you want a bigger sign?

What is this?

You were the one who wanted a bigger sign Isn't that enough?

Give it to me!!

Go away

Ashwin Meera

"Please don't come to my wedding"

Damn!!

You're sending me an Invitation and asking me not to come!!!

See what I do to you!!

Buddy My girl Meera is getting married today

What are you saying?

Yes, she has sent me an Invitation and asked me not to come.

The Wedding is in Pondicherry

I don't know what to do I am really confused

If you're confused, go have cluster beans soup, you'll be fine

I don't know what you'll do

Get your car to the Adayar signal in half hour.

Both of us are going to Pondicherry

We're going to stop the wedding And get the girl Ok?

Are you sure it's your girl that's getting married? Did you check?

Well yesterday

Are you making fun of me?

This is a girl I am in love with 2 years of sincere love

Isn't it normal to fight when you are in love?

That doesn't mean she should marry someone else

We are going to Pondicherry Buddy!!!

Buddy, Yes!! We are going to Pondicherry

We are to going to have 4 cans of beer.. We are going to take a leak 40 times

We are going to the wedding reception

with shawls wrapped around us and sing pathos songs

Eat well and as a finishing touch, have some Beer and then get back

Isn't this our plan?

Are you kidding?

We're going to Pondicherry, then stop the wedding there,

abduct her; come back and have a grand wedding under your aegis

That is the plan

Abduct the Girl??

Hey!! I can't even carry the cupboards or cots she'll get as gifts!!!

I am not even growing a moustache, cause then, the big guys will pick fights with me

They're VIPs

What will they do, get henchmen to hit me?

Or will they get me caught with the Police?

Buddy, whatever happens, whatever problem comes up or whoever interferes..

You take care of it

What's this? You acted like you were gonna hit a big six,

but you went on a back foot!!!

Don't involve me in any fight; I'll drive the car if you want.

Where is the Car to go to Pondicherry?

You're sitting on that

This is the Car !! Is this a Car????

I asked you for a Car to stop the Wedding and you bring this!!!

Why Buddy? Is there any new model that's been introduced to stop weddings??

Hey!!! Are you mocking me?

I could bring an Audi, Benz or BMW for you to abduct her in,

but you will finally need only this Car for the Wedding procession

That's why I brought you this

Understand this Buddy

If someone else takes your place as the Groom,

do you think this Partha will let it go?

What do you lack? Don't you have the looks or the brains!

You need to shine, do well

Sit down

You need to sit here and your girl right there, next to you

While I take the Driver's seat

The Car should be decorated; you should be dressed in a Coat and

I should take you on your wedding procession

That is my Life's ambition

Why did you get down?

Something is missing

What is missing?

Everything is fine

Yes!! It's the Jasmine flowers!

We need to buy loads of it and decorate the entire Car

That's when I can get into the wedding mood

He's fleecing me right at the start Wonder what he'll do next?

Hey! Give me a discount

There's no discount, you can keep this flower if you want

Where, in my ears??

Buddy, look at me for a moment Buddy, look!!

What is it?

Do you need a skipping rope?

A Coat ?

Why do you need a Coat in this scorching sun?

I just wasted 3000 Rupees on Flowers I can't buy you a Coat

What do I lack? Don't I have the looks or the brains ?

I need to do well in life

Buddy Ok

Buddy one minute

What is it?

Something else is missing

Keep this in your hand till the time the Wedding is over

Thank you Buddy!!

You'll do well in Life Very Well!!!

One guy insists on taking the old, antique Car to stop the Wedding

The other insists on decorating that Car; and after a makeover,

goes there as the Groom himself

Do you know how they were before this?

'A few months back'

They wouldn't pass up an opportunity, if they even saw a Girl's Dupatta

Buddy There's a Dupatta

Excuse me Can we have a cup of Coffee?

Cause my Mother has told me to have Coffee before starting any good deed

I don't have the habit of drinking Coffee

Why don't we have Beer then?

Cause my Granny's has told me to have Beer before starting any good deed

Lager or Strong?

Are you an RJ at any Radio Station ? You have a super voice

Hey!!! Ask her to cover up first!!!

Yes, please cover up

Else, you might get allergies, scratches and other kinds of skin problems

Shut up, it looks like she already has all those problems

Someone might have an accident and die.. ask her to cover up

Hello!!! Are you trying to make fun of me?

Yeah, Right, like I'll even want to make fun of your face!!

I might say something nasty Get lost!

My mouth may not look like his, other than that;

I am leading the life of Hanuman

Will you not allow a girl's number to get to my phone?

What's wrong with her? Why did you spit on her face?

You!!!

Why are you stopping the bike now?

You can't handle it if I flirt with a girl!!

Get off!!

- Why? - Get off!!!

What's it buddy?

Not only did you say "Wow" on seeing her,

you want her number as well?!

Take an Auto or a Bus from here Go!!

See her in a nightdress She'll look very nice .

Go ahead!!! Are you getting ME off in the middle of the road!!

Your bad times are about to begin

You are sure to get caught at the next Traffic Signal.

I swear on Partha!!!

Is this you?

I have my doubts

Sir That's me

I got my License when I was in my +2

Have been driving for a many years now

Please try and do something

Fine Take out the Insurance papers

What's this? It is 6 months since the Insurance expired

No Sir I was just on my way to get that done

Oh!! So you were going to pay the Insurance amount now?

Yes Sir

Yeah Right!!! So how many of you think you can get away with this

Everyone's making the same excuse!!!

It's a fine of 1500 Rupees What's your name?

Rs.1500? Sir, please don't Please

Tell me your name first

Saravanan Sir

Tell me your Address

Sir, please let me go

Give me your address I have so much work to do!!!

I am telling you to stop and you keep writing!!!

Just one phone call and I'll get you transferred to some Desert!!!

Do you want to see that happen?

Will you transfer me? Transfer me then

I've wanted to see a Desert too!!

Can you do that with just one phone call?

Go ahead; make that call Transfer me

You think I won't do that Thought I'll spare you, but

He is doing over smart

Sir . It's me Saravanan

Tell me Which signal are you caught at?

Anna Nagar Sir

What's the name of that Inspector?

T. Angamuthu, Sir

Give the phone to him

The Minister is on the phone Speak to him You had it!!

Hello Angamuthu This is the Minister

Do you have any brains?

Why don't you just park the Jeep in the shade and read the papers

Why are you creating trouble with important people?

His Insurance papers are not in place

He can be a VIP's son only if his papers are not in place

Don't you know how to conduct yourself suitably?

Even if you work in the Sun, you live your life with an A/c

Sir ?

You better get him cleared in 2 minutes, else

Don't make me utter that word unnecessarily

Isn't your name Angamuthu?

He's making that call from opposite the Secretariat It's been traced

Just stay there I'll come and take care of you

Did you have Biriyani from Gopal's shop yesterday?

Yes pa

See I got that right

Is this something to be proud of?

What's with that noise?

Uncle That's not me It's him

What Uncle? Come here!!

The rest of you sit down

Sit down buddy

Please sit down It's fine

Get up!!!!

Which area are you from?

Sir I am from Triplicane

Sir I am from Mylapore

Where do you work?

I work in the Public Relations Department of a big Corporate

I work in the Food & Beverage department of the same Company

So, you do work at a big place!!

What you've done is forgery and what you've done is cheating

If I book you under section 420, you will get jailed for 5 years each

Should I?

What is this? 5 years each!!

He is checking with us as if this is some Insurance Policy?

Wait dude Let me talk

You will let us go after a warning, won't you Sir?

Sir I promise I have no connection with him whatsoever

Hey What are you saying?

Hey Buddy Wait I am talking

He's the one who's told me to call him whenever

I am caught at any Traffic Signal and that he'll take care of it

When did I say that?

Hey Hang on I am talking You're disturbing me

Not just me, he's told all the guys in my area that

He's spoilt them under the pretext of helping them

If you have a doubt, you can make an enquiry in your own style

I am more interested in extra curricular activities than in education

What does that mean?

Lemon in a Spoon, Musical Chairs, Singing, Dancing, Mimicry

I didn't want to lose touch with my mimicry skills

It started off that way and now it's become a service to all

Sorry Sir I said some really nasty things to you on the phone

Please don't take that to heart

Let that be I've already forgotten about it

Since you are good in mimicry, gives us a performance

I used to do that when I was a kid but my voice now

He says he will let us go

He's very good at mimicking Ajith Go ahead

Don't know whether I am good, but you surely are

I am not alone we're two of us You better let us out!!!

That is

The crabs are in the sea

You wear a shawl if you win the Election

The time now is twelve Is there no end to this?

The only word I don't like in English is "Mimicry"

Awesome!!

Oh my god!!! Mimicry through the night!!!

Is there no end to this?

I promise will never try mimicry again

He imitated actor MGR through the night, he was fabulous

Really? You can go

Fine!! Do it again!!! Again from the beginning?

What's it Buddy? Are you trying Sivaji Sir's voice?

After mimicry through the night, my voice sounds like that Man!!!

Sir Let him go Poor thing He's a kid

Is that what you say ?

Fine! I will tell you when I get bored

You can come here and entertain me You may go now

Thank you so much

Hey Careful!

Hey one minute you come here

Why?

Go Buddy .

You said Don't make me utter that word What word is that?

Just wanted to say "The Police is your Friend"

Smart huh? It's fine Tell me!

No Sir

It's fine Tell me

No Sir

It's fine Come on, tell me

"F"

What?

"F"

Tell me in a way I'll understand

You idiot

In this age of Science and Technology,

it is a shame if you don't even pass a basic Degree exam

They ask for a Degree even to sweep and mop a place

If you ask me, someone who hasn't completed a Degree,

doesn't deserve to have a meal, and is just a burden to the Earth

Why should they even live, they can get lost somewhere!

Mom Mom

You recall everything here, but you forget everything during an Exam.

You poor son, he wakes up before 6am every morning to make Coffee for you

Does it ever occur to you even once,

that you should wake up and study before he gets here;

and pass your Degree exam?

I had set the Alarm, but as always I never heard it ring

Here, drink the Coffee

Fine Don't disturb Mom, go now

Yeah right, you have been struggling to get a Degree for the last 20 years

but till now you haven't managed to pass

You'd better pass atleast this year, else let it go! I can't handle this!!

The Teacher has started writing on the Blackboard as usual

Let's see what he has to say today

It's about the wedding day

It's the 25th wedding anniversary

This day is another Black day in my life

Dad!! Best wishes!!!

My heartiest thanks for your condolences

Ask him to atleast join us to eat

They tell a 1000 lies to get someone married.

My Dad said only 1 lie - that I have completed my Degree and got me married

Was that wrong . Ask him

Is that wrong Dad?

It was wrong I agree

That doesn't mean he should not speak to me for 20 years

And that ugly black badge on his shirt

Isn't this unfair?

Isn't this unfair dad?

You need to have self respect if you are human

I cannot live a shameless life

Mom He cannot live a life a shameless life

Who is asking him to lead a shameless life?

Am just saying, we made a mistake, now forgive us

You are a human only if you ask for forgiveness and

a greater human being if you can forgive

I will be humane ask him to be the magnanimous human being

Why don't you be magnanimous dad ?

Hey Ask her not to mouth TV serial dialogues

when I am eating and get me tense The things she says!!!

Mouthing endless dialogues to ME!

Only I know how much I have struggled for 20 years

I need to know the truth today

I need to know what the end to this is

There's no end to something that is already over I

Did you see that? He has apparently washed his hands off

He is saying it symbolically

Even today's breakfast has been bad

You don't worry The food is great!! Let him be

Is this man stone-hearted? What did I do that is so wrong?

He's been torturing me for twenty years

Mom Why are you crying?

Let it go It's a special day today

Will a donkey know the value of camphor?

You are the camphor Mom He is the donkey

Oh my! I am late It's time for class Need to go!!

What is this?

Why do these girls cover their faces like Terrorists?

That's nothing Mom

Not all girls will look as good as you do

They will look horrible

They cover up so that people won't feel bad on seeing them

If only they open the cover

Stop Keep it low She might hear you

Let her be

"Wow ! An angel passes by this way"

"Wonder who has newly woven her in silk"

"A mighty wave comes and strikes my eyes"

"Is it pain?"

"Is this Joy? What will happen?"

"Wonder who she is"

"Oh my Life! Oh my Life!"

"Oh my Life! Oh my Life!"

"Oh my Life! Oh my Life!"

"You made me fly so high"

Hey Saravana I want to get you married to a girl like her

Wow!!! She is so beautiful!!

What happened?

Don't know The Biked turned off

It was fine, wasn't it?

"You made me forget my kith and kin"

It looks like it will take a long time for it to start

Yes Mom

Fine I am getting late

Should I take an Auto?

Fine Mom You go ahead

Do you have money for an Auto Mom?

What an affectionate son!!!

Can we go to the Madras University?

Yes, we can

Now that I have got in to an Auto,

you can put the Keys inside and start the Bike

- It has started Mom - I knew it will

Hey! I only said a girl LIKE her; I didn't say this girl

Where to go and look for a girl like this Go Mom

"Oh my Life! Oh my Life!"

"You made me fly so high"

"You made me forget my kith and kin"

"Oh my Life I am born afresh"

"Woman, you make me babble and laugh to myself"

"You make me"

"Wow ! An angel passes by this way"

"Wonder who has newly woven her in silk"

"A mighty wave comes and strikes my eyes"

"Is it pain? Is this Joy? What will happen?"

"Wonder who she is"

"Oh my Life! Oh my Life!"

"You made me fly so high"

"You made me forget my kith and kin"

"My Life I am born afresh"

"Woman, you make me babble and laugh to myself"

"Who is she, is she Indra's daughter?"

"Is she the moon's duplicate on earth?"

"Does this moon only come out during the day?"

"Her beautiful flowing hair is it the Cloud?"

"The fragrance in it is it Cedar?"

"Is it God's work that she looks at me?"

"Wonder who she is"

"She came like fire"

"She made me suffer"

"She came like the breeze"

"Went into the air you breathed"

"Oh my Life! Oh my Life!"

"You made me fly so high"

"You made me forget my kith and kin"

"My Life I am born afresh"

"Woman, you make me babble and laugh to myself"

Do you want Tea?

No Bro

Look how I came right away!!!

Why have you come with a Can?

I was going to buy Kerosene at the Ration Shop

I had just two people in front of me

Just when it was going to be my turn, you called saying it is urgent

I left that and came here

What's the matter?

Buddy

This shop has superb Ginger Tea

Do you want some?

Why are you marketing Ginger Tea?

Did he say he would give you a commission if you sell Tea?

Is this the important thing you wanted to discuss?

I left the shop half way

Hey Partha

The Kerosene is over now .

People behind you have bought it and left

Let that go

Don't know why

But I have wanted to see you since morning

Who is that babe?

How????

It's fine! Just tell me who she is

She's a superb girl

Where does she work?

She's training to be an Air Hostess

Where's her house?

A Tea Shop right in front of her house

Did he put this up on his own or did you borrow money and set it up for him?

Hey Buddy My girl has come

Don't turn around immediately

Turn around casually

Fool Look quickly She might go away

They hang around in the balcony just for the boys to see them

Why are you looking at your sister like this?

What's this Buddy

She came, she saw, she smiled and then she left .

What does this mean?

The gates have opened for you

If girls smile, it means they've fallen for you

You've got a good catch

From now, you can have fun at the Beach and Park and

I am feeling shy

Hey Why are you standing here? Come home

I am not coming home I am fine here No problem

I need to go out urgently

What is this?

How can you come all the way and just stand outside?

Come in and atleast have Coffee

It's fine

I don't drink Coffee after 6pm

Come on

Please invite him too He's with me

Him??

Hey Buddy Where are you trying to escape?

Yes Mam Is it eve teasing?

Who is this? He looks comical

Latest style

He's having Coconut water at a Tea Shop!!!

He's a close friend

We've been studying together since we were children

Look here girl

This man is not my friend

I came here to learn Malayalam from Nair

This man is not my friend

Hey Nair Twinkle Twinkle little star

Come on

Come with me

I have Malayalam Tuition Let me go

Five minutes

Come on

She's insisting,

come on, let's just drop in

Buddy I am really scared

I'll wait here at a corner and keep chanting God's name

You go alone

Hey Partha

Don't you know

We have to churn curd if you want to drink Butter Milk

Don't churn me for you to drink Butter milk

Security

Send both of them inside

Madam is calling you inside

Go in!!!

We are VIPs

We don't even wait in a queue at a Temple,

we head inside directly

But we've been waiting for more than 15 minutes

What do you think about us?

Hey What are you saying?

Do they think only they know English?

Which of you is following my daughter?

Wait Let me approach this in another way

Got it

Madam, wherever and whenever you have your Violin Concert,

I never miss it I sit in the first row and watch it

In fact, I can even say I am an ardent fan of yours

Haven't you seen Madam's concerts? Her fingers create magic!!

It is as though Saroja Devi resides in her fingers!!!

Buddy It's not Saroja Devi

It is goddess Saraswathi Devi

Sorry Madam Sarajwathi Devi

Hello That's not the Violin

It is the Tambura [Musical Instrument]

I don't play musical instruments

I sing

Well!! You haven't answered my question yet

Who is the one following my daughter?

I am not following - He is the one

- Not us - Not us

The Traffic is a little more today

They are building bridges throughout the City

There is heavy traffic

I am not talking about that Traffic

Have you told them yet?

Not yet Am going to

Hurry up and tell them

It's getting late

Poor things They need to go home on time

Did you notice Aunty's look?

Many people have followed me just like you have

Not just that

The traffic is a bit more these days

By traffic, she means the boys

Do you know who my Father is?

Who is he?

The Deputy Commissioner of Police Chennai city

What?

The Deputy Commissioner! Buddy!!

She's just kidding!

Hey Partha Get up

What happened?

Do you know what will happen if you come after a Deputy Commissioner's daughter..

and eve tease her?

You were the one who followed the DC's daughter

Where are you running? Wait!!!

Hey Partha What did you do?

You sacrificed your life and saved mine

What noise?

Hey Partha, I promise, if I have a child,

I will name him after you

I promise

Do you all know what friendship is do you know who Saravanan is?

Look at my best friend He takes my name even in his sleep

He is going to name his child after me

Dude You had 3 kids did you name even one after me?

Partha I have 3 girls

Get lost you just give excuses

Saravana Saravana

Look here, Saravana This is Partha

Hey Partha! Aren't you dead yet?

Am I not dead?

Clean your mouth with phenyl

Asking me if I am not dead early in the morning!!!

Buddy, chuck it; don't get tense for all this

Am I that cheap to you?

The other day your girl says I look comical

Am I Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck?

I am telling you openly; she is not a homely girl

Better avoid her!!

Buddy, forgive me

Oh, come on, silly guy!!

You are young kids; you just said whatever you felt about me

I am not going to take that to heart

Get lost! Stupid guy!

I wasn't seeking your forgiveness for that!

What else then?

Yesterday I had a drink without your knowledge!!!

You had a drink??? But you don't have that habit!!

Not just that, you don't even know how to mix your drink

I had a drink because I was scared

People take a leak when they're scared Why did you drink?

If you're born a human, you must have some bad habit,

only then will your life get complete!!

Didn't you read this thought for the day,

while tearing the page off the Calendar this morning?

Fine! Come

The reason I am saying this is that the drinking habit

is like Gray hair on your head

The moment you have one, it will only increase, will never come down

Go on

You have it

Come on!!

You're the older one, you should start

Now, that's Respect

My God!!!

Pour it in a glass and have a sip

What is he doing?

Is he checking to see if the drink is spoilt?

What drink is this? It's giving me a high even with the first round

You're high with just sniffing it?

I have only heard people joking about feeling high with just smelling a drink,

but I am witnessing it only now

When Tamil Nadu had a prohibition on Beer,

..we were the first ones to take a bus to Pondicherry to go have Beer there

Being born in such a land,

how could you feel high with just sniffing a drink?

You should be beaten up inside a Wine Shop

Even a hen has a drink before a Hen fight

But you are fighting even without a drink

What is your problem?

Buddy, I don't understand anything

Just because you couldn't even have half a drink,

are you adding an"of" in your sentences??

Wait I'll get rid of all the"of s"

"I don't want to forget the Deputy Commissioner's daughter" Hey!!

That's not some street hawker's daughter

She is the daughter of a man who has sirens going off

from the head of his Jeep!!!

The Deputy Commissioner!!! Get lost!!!

I will go behind that awesome girl and get her

Her father will have many different ways of jacking people

You can choose a good one for yourself

I think you're sober now

Why don't you dip your kerchief in a drink and cover your nose with it

You'll be drunk all the time Get lost!!

What's it? Did you come to say sorry?

It's fine I forgot about it long back!

Hey Meera One minute

I didn't come to say sorry

I want to speak to you in private for 2 minutes

What's it? Tell me

I've come here to give you a proposal

A proposal Is it some business proposal?

Not a business proposal

A proposal for our love

I don't understand

So far the boys, who followed me, never came back once

they knew my Dad was the Deputy Commissioner

Not only have you come back; you're also proposing to me

What gives you the courage?

Have you forgotten that my Father is the DC?

I will tell you the advantages of being in love with a DC's daughter

You can drive anywhere in the city without a license

If you're caught, you can use Uncle's name and escape

Who Uncle???

I was talking about your Dad

And then this Ration card, EB, Cable TV, Voters ID etc

If there's a problem with any of this, we can use Uncle's name to solve it

Forget about all of that

You look beautiful and fair, just like Khushboo in"Chinna Thambi"

In today's state of affairs, there's stiff competition for girls like you

Trust me

But for the sole reason that Uncle is a DC, I have no competition

I am the lone man!!!

Thank god!! I spoke the right things!

You speak well Good Very good

No one has spoken to me like this so far

But I can't fall in love with you for that

Meera What I am trying to say is

We can take anything back

but we can never take back a word that is uttered

What do you want me to do now?

Now we're talking!! Come with me on the bike for 5 minutes

and then you can arrive at a decision

What is this five minutes crap?

Look at how angry you are

When you are angry, you will take wrong decisions

If you take a decision after five minutes,

your life will be good is what a movie says

Let's try it!!

If it is an ok, then ok if it's not, even that is ok

OK OK

"Oh Beauty! The Most Beautiful that's you"

"I lost myself beside you beautifully"

"All it took was five minutes"

"For my loving heart to catch fire"

"Many dreams I dreamt"

"I came to surrender myself to you"

"But as I approached, I became hesitant"

"Are you the fish that swallows the Fisherman?"

"Are you the deer who'll hunt down the Hunter?"

"Am I the lover who fell in love with you?"

"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"

"Oh fiery dew drop"

"If you pass me by and move on"

"I shall be all alone"

"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"

"Oh fiery dew drop"

"It is for you"

"That time will unfold for him"

"Oh Beauty! The Most Beautiful that's you"

"I lost myself beside you beautifully"

"A fiery look you gave me"

"And then another cool look you gave me"

"Your eyes expressed the love you felt"

"Yet you acted !"

"You pierce me like thorns"

"And yet you bloom like a flower"

"Show some mercy on me"

"And open your heart's doors"

"This thing called love is like an Infant"

"Only when it whines will we pay attention"

"I plead with you"

"Embrace me"

"You refuse to listen continue to act"

"Let love flow between us"

"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"

"Oh fiery dew drop"

"If you pass me by and move on"

"I shall be all alone"

"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"

"Oh Fiery dew drop"

"It is for you"

"That time will unfold for him"

"I have dreamed several dreams"

"But why should I tell them about you?"

"Are you my friend for me to open up to you?"

"It was love at first sight for you"

"But it has to strike me too"

"Why do you look for fish in a mirage ?"

"You are a Temple Chariot"

"I am a branch on the tree"

"My heart breaks as you pass by me"

"Are you the King Ghazni of love"

"Wandering in day dreams"

"Why do you chase me"

"Think of getting close to me"

"Why should love flow between us"

"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"

"Oh Fiery dew drop"

"If you pass him by and move on"

"He shall be all alone"

"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"

"Oh Fiery dew drop"

"It is for you"

"That time unfolds for him"

"Oh Beauty! The Most Beautiful that's you"

"I lost myself beside you beautifully"

"All it took was five minutes"

"For my loving heart to catch fire"

"Many dreams I dreamt"

"I came to surrender myself to you"

"But as I approached, I became hesitant"

"Are you the fish that swallows the Fisherman?"

"Are you the deer who'll hunt down the Hunter?"

"Am I the lover who fell in love with you ?"

"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"

"Oh fiery dew drop"

"If you pass by and move on"

"She shall be all alone"

"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"

"Oh fiery dew drop"

"It is for you"

"That time will unfold for him"

"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"

"Oh fiery dew drop"

"If you pass by and move on"

"He shall be all alone"

Buddy, where are you?

Tell me!!

My car has run out of petrol, can you buy some and come

I have come out with my girl for the first time, why are you disturbing me?

Which girl?

Hang up!!! I'll come

Sorry that was a friend

Is your five minutes over?

It's over

Can I get half an hour?

Half an hour What is this?

The entire day is yours

Tell me Where can we go?

Can we go to Marina Beach?

What to the Marina Beach ?

"Come, my sweet, forbidden fruit"

Take the left

The beach is on the right

No take the Left

Yes Inside that

What is this Meera ?

You said we could go to the Beach But you've brought us here

The Beach is on the other side

Didn't you ask me to convey my decision after 5 minutes?

That's why Come!

You don't have to give me an answer in 5 minutes,

you can tell me tomorrow or day after or whenever

I'll wait Meera Why bring me here unnecessarily?

Come on Let's just go to the Beach

Listen

Any decision that I take in life, is only after consulting my Dad

My Dad is free only today, hence

Come, let's go!!

Please come Sit down Mam Sit down Sir

Dad is inside I will ask him to come

What?

I want to use the Loo am having a stomach upset

Come on! Sit down

Oh my! I got trapped

What guts you have to say "I love you" to her

Who is that?

Didn't I tell you the other day ?

Oh!!! Please sit down

It's fine Uncle

Sit down!

It's ok Sir

I said, sit down!!!!!

Meera dear I'll finish up and come

Wait at the Canteen

It was an Eve teasing case

If my hand hurts from hitting him,

you can imagine how much it will hurt him!

Dad, this is Saravanan Saravanan, this is my Dad

Ouch! My Hand!!!

Saravanan you wanted to say something to me, didn't you

Whatever it is, you can speak to my Dad directly

Dad, I'll take your car and leave Ok Bye Dad

Is your name Murugan?

Kumaran!!

My name is Saravanan Sir

Fine Saravanan!!

You have to give immediate answers to all my questions!!!!

Sir, I am in love with your daughter

Sir I know you are the Deputy Commissioner

Can one not fall in love with a Police Officer's daughter?

She's a girl as well; she has a heart too

You are anyway going to find a nice guy for her to marry

Why can't I be that nice guy ?

I haven't done any wrong

You were the one who said I can have an open conversation

I did

That's super!!! I really like you!!!

I appreciate your guts!!

Despite knowing I am the Deputy Commissioner,

you're talking to me so courageously,

I appreciate you young chap

Seeing you, I am reminded of how I was when I was young

You're praising me a lot

You must be brave if you're a Man You're a Man!

Don't even dream that I will say such things!!!!

Do you think I am mad? I'll kill you!!

If I ever hear that you're following my daughter .

I'll

Run away!!! Run!!!!!!

I told you a million times!!

I told you they are well placed people and that it won't work out for us

You didn't listen

Before you take this in through your nose,

take in what I am going to tell you

After your drink,

If you rattle away your Spoken English lessons adding some random "of" to it

I will get worked up!!!

I promise I won't

The Amazon forest is a dense jungle

They have long slithery snakes there

Even Discovery Channel says all this in Tamil

Why don't you?

Sorry Buddy!!! I won't

Only when you raise your voice, do they shut up!!

There should be no noise from you!!

Is the DC some Flaming Fire?

You should have asked him whether he was a Flaming fire or tattered Footwear,

when you saw him in person

You make a noise when you're a safe 10Kms away

Oh! So you want to challenge the DC directly!!!

Wow! Good fun!

You

Me

Together

You and me, together go to the DC's house in my antique car

My car will also get caught!! What fun!!!

Meera and I will get married and go

And You..

I will go to the Jail

Hey!!! Are you mad? Clapping hands along with me!!!

What did that girl do?

She called her Dad to threaten you

You take your Dad or Mom and go threaten her

Do you have the guts to do that

Do you have the strength to do that?

Dad Mom Ok!!!

- Ok ! - OK OK!!!

Excuse me Why should I speak to your mother in private?

Meera what I am trying to say is

Don't you girls have boyfriends ?

Why are you always around my girl?

Go away Go

Why are you asking them to go?

Just the way you consult your Dad for all your decisions,

I check with my Mom before I take a decision

What your Dad is to you, my Mom is to me

Ok So?

You can talk to my Mom directly about anything that concerns me

I have nothing to say to your Mom about you

You don't but my Mom does

Mom this is Meera, the person I told you about

I know her We saw her at the Signal.

She was covered up like a Terrorist

Oh my! That just came to my mind

You wanted to ask Meera a few questions, didn't you?

Ask her now

Are you trapped now?

What do you want to ask ?

How are you?

I am fine

He asked me to speak angrily!!!

What is this ? A girl has so much audacity?

If a girl is as beautiful as you, boys will surely come behind you!!!

That doesn't mean you bring your Dad to threaten him!

There's nothing wrong if boys come behind you at this age,

only if they don't, is something wrong

How is that??

What are you trying to say?

You're interrupting

Don't interrupt me; else I won't get it

Hang on a minute

I don't get angry normally

If I get angry

If you get angry ?

I won't get angry .

Saravana

Hey you Didn't I tell you that I don't know to speak angrily ?

Come here

Sorry dear I don't know to speak angrily

Didn't you see how I messed up now ?

- Why're you embarrassing me like this? - I messed up big time

Why are you getting angry?

He's just the opposite He'll get angry in an instant!!!

Just like his Dad

Why are you doing this in front of my 'to be' daughter in law ?

Oh sorry

Why are you embarrassing me in front of this girl?

What about you, you are embarrassing me in front of the girl, I'm going to marry

Lovers will have a thousand things happening between them

I am just blabbering, one thing after the other

If you keep blabbering like this, even your grand child won't respect you

What's happening here? What are you thinking?

You keep talking This is too much!

All this is because of you Mom!!!

What did I do?

Look here dear, when I saw you at the Signal the other day

I was the one who jokingly said that

it would be nice to have you as my daughter in law

He took that seriously and is after you

He's not at fault; I am the one who is responsible for all this

Forgive me Is this fine?

Mom!!!!

I am not saying this because he is my son

He really is a very nice guy

I know

I believe she knows

Mom She is going Invite her home for a meal

How do I invite her all of a sudden what's her name?

Meera Come home and .

Dad

Congratulations Saravanan Sir

Convey my wishes to your mother as well

When has your mother fixed the wedding?

Have you told the girl's family

that you have a father or have you said you don't have one?

Why are you talking like this Dad? We just went to return a book

What is that ? I didn't hear it?

Why are you feeling ashamed?

Tell him that the girl and I had a problem

and that Mom is the one who tried to reconcile

Shut up!!! Reconciliation!! Nonsense!

Ask her to stop all this reconciliation and go finish her degree instead

And what did you say? You went to return a book

Lies on top of doing fraudulent things!!!

Lying selfishly without worrying about others

is something your Mother's family is good at

You have the same blood in you, go join that group

What's happened for him to bring up things from the past & jump up & down like this?

I'll slap you Ask her not to utter a word!!!

What wrong did I do for him to want to slap me?

This is only because I have no one to stand up for me

I am just wondering

how can she brag so much without having anything going for her?

Wonder how she can lead a life like this?

If it were me,

I would just vanish into oblivion She's an uneducated donkey anyway!!!

Hey Saravana I am not taking this to heart

You don't feel bad

Listen to me don't feel bad

Mom I am not feeling bad!!

But I thought you were crying

It's not new for him to scold you

He has long explanations even for 2 lines of the Thirukural

Not just that, he'll get paid only if he gives such lengthy speeches,

what do you say?

You're right Saravana

He gets us tense all the time

Let him be

What did you say her name was Sura Yera

Mom!!! It's Meera

Yes, Meera!!!

She looks chubby and beautiful!!!

I thought of it and you said it

I just blabbered a bit with her

Yes A little

If you want, I can go and

If you want, I can go and apologize to her; else, you'll feel bad

Isn't that what you wanted to say?

- How did you find out Mom? - I know you Saravana Come

Meera Meera

Sorry, my Mom blabbered as though she were a little Mad

Oh So it is only your Mom who is Mad?

Yes Meera, I am Mad But I am only mad about you

These are such old dialogues over with the 80s Please

What is this Meera,

I am trying so hard, trying out so many different things

You're just not taking notice You're stone hearted

I told you long back that I don't like you

That I cannot be in love with you Why then?

Ok Meera

You're not in love with me I am not in love with you either

How do I get her to fall for me ?

Meera Why can't we be good friends?

Why can't we be good friends till the end?

Don't give me these stories

You will start with friendship, but I know where this will end

Don't I know how boys are ?

Meera, please don't think I am like the other boys

I will never bring up this word called love

Sorry I will never bring up this word called "dash"

Only friendship True friendship

Please Meera Meera please

Fine Let's see

Thank you Meera

"Touch it when it comes"

"Embrace it with humility"

"If you can, stick to it"

"Worship it with your eyes"

"My friend! Follow it"

"When you're alone, scream out"

"Love comes like a butterfly"

"And when it does, it plays hide and seek"

"Like a child, chase it"

"If it disappears, look for it with your eyes"

"It will try to hood-wink you many a time"

"But will get caught at least once"

"Wherever it may go"

"Go on till love comes your way"

"When it comes, touch it"

"Humbly embrace it"

"If you can, stick to it"

"Worship it with your eyes"

"My friend! Follow it"

"When you're alone, scream out"

"Love comes like a butterfly"

"And when it does, it plays hide and seek"

"When you look at me with elation"

"I see myself in jubilation"

"Drenching my heart, won't the rain just pour"

"In the sea of my soul, won't waves crash and soar"

"When I came by, to tell you my feelings"

"You hoisted my heart on a half mast"

"Won't your little glance come and embrace me"

"And in that embrace won't my life breathe again"

"I have placed my hand on electricity"

"But Woman, I did it willingly"

"Our friendship is like a clock"

"I eagerly await the instant when both hands can meet"

"Love comes like a butterfly"

"And when it does, it plays hide and seek"

"The Love butterfly"

"A word is stuck in my throat"

"It locks my tongue, not letting me speak"

"I came to touch you, but could not"

"I just couldn't cross that yellow line"

"One glance sprinkles rose-water"

"Another glance sprinkles hot water"

"Why have these gaps not lessened ?"

"Why do your beautiful eyes have no compassion ?"

"I fell in love with you without your permission"

"On a black rock, I dropped down like rain"

"Woman What do I then call your heart ?"

"Despite hurling stones, it stays an unbreakable glass"

"Love comes like a butterfly"

"And when it does, it plays hide and seek"

"Like a child, chase it"

"If it disappears, look for it with your eyes"

"It will try to hood-wink you many a time"

"But will get caught at least once"

"Wherever it goes"

"Go on till love comes your way"

A "Good Morning" message in the morning;

a "Good night" message at night

A "Hi" when we see each other; a "Bye" when we leave

Going to the Theatre and merely watching the movie and eating pop corn

Boring phone conversations like "All the Best"; "See you tomorrow"

Keeping a 2 feet distance like this while we walk

I am really bored with all of this

Let's cut our friendship if you're getting bored

Hey Meera I was just kidding You don't take this seriously

Let's be good friends till the end What else to do!!!!

It's my Fate!!!

Oh my God! Her!!

Meera, let's go the other way

Why, what happened?

They've made it a one way Let's go

The Road is not fine there Meera Let's go

Saravanan Come!!!

Why are you blinking like this? Do you remember who I am?

Oh!!! You..!!

Yes!! It's very much me!!

Why are you trembling and hiding behind her on seeing me?

It's not like that

You're acting as though you are a Gentleman,

while in reality you are a Fraud

Oh come on!!! Take your glasses off!

What's your problem??

Oh! Do you even speak English?!!

You'll irritate me at the Traffic signal saying,

Mom wants me to have Coffee; my Granny wants me to have Beer

And then you'll spit on my face and I have to stay quiet?

You should be whacked!

Why are you raising your voice?

If you think you're bad, I am worse

I'll embarrass you!

Let me go Mam I'll fall at your feet

If I ever see you trying to flirt with another girl at the Traffic signal

I'll whack you

Get lost!!!

Well!! Which signal are you from? It's a wonder how they fall for him!!

There you are!!!! Are you trapped now?!

Please leave way I need to go

Is this some mockery? What did I do?

Did I grab your hand?

Did I kiss you?

Did I touch you?

Did I say I was in love with you;

did I get you pregnant and escaped after that? Tell me!!!

I just saw you at the Signal,

you looked terrible, and hence I pulled your leg

If you didn't like me, you could have teased me!

Instead, you make a scene in front of my girl and embarrass me!!!

I wanted to act decent in front of my girl,

but you are making a big deal out of it

If you think you're worse I can get beyond that

If I open my mouth, it'll get dirtier than River Cooum!!!

Do you want to see that?

Do you know how difficult it is to find a good girlfriend ?

You come here and spoil everything in 1 second!!!

What gives you the guts to do all this??

Don't keep shouting at me unnecessarily

Who else will I shout at?

I did all this only because HE coached me to do this

- HE? - Yes

Who is HE?

He is my Lover

"My dear, it's killing me"

"Your beauty scoops me"

"The world is shrinking"

My sweetie pie, my cutie pie My Jangri (a sweet)

Go away Jangri I won't talk to you

Why cutie pie?

Last night you said you will give me a 100 kisses on the phone?

But you cut the call with 43 kisses!!

I didn't cut the call darling

I gave you a passionate kiss on 43, but with all the salivating,

the phone was drenched and the mother board got spoilt!!

What happened then?

No problem, I have kept the phone out to dry in the Sun .

Should I give the left over kisses here?

Hey I'll whack you!!!

Hey!!!! Talk to him respectfully!!!

Respect? Get lost you

Hey What? Near that drain pipe?

What, in the middle of the road?

You leave; he is using foul language

Go away, he is speaking filth

Hey Stop

You have no words to abuse me and hence are repeating the same thing!!

And that too in the middle of the road, in a public place!

What do you want now? What should I do?

You can fall in love with anyone you want and go to Hell!

I am not worried about that, but why are you interfering in my Life?

Why are you ruining my game?

If a friend is dating a girl with whom it won't work out,

it is the friend who has to interfere and spoil the game!!!

This is not something to be proud of, but it's his duty

Who told you it won't work out for me?

You messed it up when things were about to fall in place

Whatever I do, it will be in your interest

Who are you to worry about my interest?

What is the connection between us? Who the hell are you?

Who is he asking?

You Fool! I am talking to you!

Buddy I am your Partha

Get lost!!!

I will give you time for 24 hours Think about it and decide

Do you want Partha or Meera ?

I want Meera

It's ok What do you want me to do for you?

I don't know what you will do.

Meera went away from me because of you; you'd better bring her back to me

Did you get that?

Fine, the same Meera who abused you in English will come back and

talk sweetly to you in the very same English

But this Partha, who is taking all your abuses in Tamil,

will not come back even if you speak to him in Telugu and ask him too

Partha You are great!

Tell me Meera

Saravanan, can I meet you right away?

What is this Meera, tell me where and I will be there immediately

Lifeline Hospital, Room No: 202.

Oh my God, the Hospital Meera

Oh my God!!!! Partha what happened to you!!!

Partha Get up!!

Hello What did you do to my Friend?

I didn't do anything to your friend

Ask me what your friend did

What he did ? What did he do?

I was in my Aeronautical class at the Institute

that's when your friend came to meet me saying it was urgent

Tell me What is it?

You're someone who was in a close relationship with my friend

for the last 6 months, but have cut that off for the past 2 days

Do you know the kind of economic downturn our country has faced

because of these 2 days?

I don't know!!!

Greetings Madam!

My name is Ironing Shop Arumugam, I've a shop in front of Saravanan's house

For the last 6 months, he was roaming around happily wearing 2 trousers and

3 shirts each day

Don't know what happened,

but he's stayed put at home for the last 2 days

I've had a loss of 120 Rupees because of this

Arumugam No A person pressing clothes should not cry

Fine Partha I'll leave

Greetings Mam My name is Scissors Selvam

I have a Hair Salon

Saravanan would come to the Salon every day in the last 6 months,

trim his beard and style his hair

But he hasn't turned up in the last 2 days

I've lost 200 Rupees because of this

Take her to your shop and do some trimming or shaving and

make good the loss caused by her

Thank you brother

Hi Mam

I am Venky I have a mobile recharge shop next to Saravanan Sir's house

For the last 6 months, Saravanan would come to my store each day and

top up for 10 Rupees

But don't know what happened in the last 2 days

He hasn't come to the store I don't know why?

I've had a loss of 20 Rupees

Because of this 20 Rupees loss, Venky has lost 2 kilos

Just because one girl like you has ditched Saravanan,

so many workers have been affected

If every girl in India ditches a Kumar or a Rajesh, a Babu

or a David, then lakhs of workers will get affected

How will India become a super power? It will only be a dull country

Hey!! Are you mad?

Don't you ever say something that one can understand?

Do you want something you'll understand ? Look here!

Look A man's blood is red, so is a woman's

But why is it that a woman has black thoughts?

Oh my God!!! Blood!!

She has told him everything the way one will confess to a Priest!!

I'd better stay in a coma till he calms down

Hey Partha Wake up

Silly guy!! Don't over act!!!

Wake up!!!

Where am I ? Who are all of you?

I am going to wring your neck!!!

Why are you embarrassing me in front of my girl?

Stop it!!

Are you going to make me talk?

You are coming to hit me because a girl said something

Look at this

Do you know what really happened? Do you?

It happened just the way she said it did!!!

Saravanan Saravanan Look here

Whatever it is

I hate the thought of having middlemen, mediators,

talking through intermediaries etc

Whatever it is, discuss it face to face talk openly..

Where do you speak openly ?

You are forever saying you don't like me

Do you ever openly tell me,

why you don't like me,

what you don't like about me or what the problem is?

You have an open conversation first, you can find fault with others later

You want me speak to you openly? Is that it?

Fine Come to Marina Beach at 4pm tomorrow

We'll have an open conversation

Oh yes Don't forget to pay the Hospital Bill

Oh my! The Hospital Bill as well!

Sir Mr. Parthasarathy's Bill has come

He has had a complete Master Check up

ECG, Blood Test, Urine Test

He's even done an HIV Test It's 15,200 Rupees in all

When are you going to pay the Bill Sir?

Hi Meera Hi!

Sorry Meera

I went to a Party last night, got late hence woke up late

Meera you look superb in that dress How is mine?

Saravanan, why do you like me?

Why kind of a question is this?

You look beautiful, dazzling like a sculpture made of gold

Oh! So, I am beautiful, I have great character

I have all the qualities you expect in a girl

Isn't that right?

Just the way I am how you want me to be,

I have some expectations out of the person who I want to be in love with

I have some conditions

Conditions??

Number 1, you should shave everyday and look neat

Number 2, irrespective of whether you dress formally or

casually, you should dress decently

Number 3, you should earn well and save well

And then You should never lie

You should speak English without grammatical errors

You should not smoke or drink or have any other bad habit

You shouldn't flirt with any girl

And then your friend What's his name?

Partha?

Yes, him

You shouldn't be friends with local guys like him

Cut his friendship off first

Last but not the least, you must be on time!!!

If you are fine with all these conditions, then

What is he doing?

Saravanan

Get lost you

Speak with a little respect

What respect? Are you some? .Queen? Laying out Conditions

Why don't you tell your dad,

to check Horoscopes and then fall in love?

Look at the face that is laying out conditions

I swear, not just me, no one in Tamil Nadu will marry you

Till the very end .

Who is that granny who sings songs ?

Yes!!! Avvaiyar

you will have to roam around singing songs like that

Why don't you get your Mom to join as well?

She sings in tune, doesn't she?

Is that ok?

Hey Saravanan Don't talk too much

Right from the beginning, I've been telling you that I don't like you

You were the one who has been following me and

torturing me to tell you why I don't like you

Oh my God!!! Please forgive me I made a mistake

I won't make a mistake like this ever again!!!

It was a mistake that I saw you, a mistake that I came after you,

The 6 months that I wasted saying I was in love with you

That was the biggest mistake

My Friend was right when he said -

a girl coming after you will work out better than the girl you go after

I was the one who didn't listen Partha You're a Genius!!!

Instead of running behind you

When I think of all that happened, am bugged with Life

Why don't you look at yourself in the mirror and spit on it

Can I ask you something openly ?

What am I going to achieve by being alive?

Can I tell you something openly ?

Who is even asking you to live ? You can jump in to the Sea and die

Hey! Stop the Car

Stop the Car I am telling you

Wait The Car is going on top gear, I have to change gears,

or else the clutch will go for a toss Wait

Wait Saravana

Hey Saravana Hey . Wait Saravana

Listen to me Saravana

You have greater heights to scale

Listen to me Don't commit suicide!!!!!

Suicide?

Hey! I am going to take a leak .

Hang on I am coming as well

Hey Sweets What we are doing now is called "Adi Pradakshanam" .

Do you know why we are doing this?

We are praying that not even a small crack should come up

in our glass like relationship

A small one

Oh God!!! You keep joking all the time

Everything is over now, why the hell are you smiling?

What is this buddy? You are calling this face "Honey"?

Hey!! What does my girl lack?

She's a Honey comb

What?!! SHE is a Honeycomb ?

Hey What happened? Why are you vomiting?

Honey, if you don't mind, can you hurry up and buy some lemon soda ?

Get lost you brainless idiot, he is vomiting on seeing my face!!!

What do you mean? Turn around

Show your face

Turn around

What do you think of yourself? What does my girl look like?

Or what do I look like?

I'll slice you up Get lost you silly creature!!!

Partha!! Why are you using bad words inside a temple?

Sorry Uncle!

You just apologize for everything!!!

Why do you make me use bad words in a place of worship?

What's your problem?

No buddy

You have a style, trend and range of your own

You don't know your own capacity?

You're someone who should have a good life

Why did you slip so badly? Get lost!!! You are useless!

Hey!!! Look here

What you're saying is true But that doesn't mean

What do you mean by that?

Have you changed sides after seeing your friend?

Let me tell you this!!!

If you are willing to cut off your friendship with him this very moment,

you can come with me, else leave

Is he important or am I? - This is just for fun

Tell me Is he important or am I?

Come on tell me Who is important?

He is the one who is important!

Oh!! So he is important?! Get lost!!! - Honey

Let go of my hand You Dunce!!!

(Religious chant)

What is it? Did your girl call it quits with you?

How did you know?

You'll have to go back to where you belong if a problem comes up

She didn't reject me;

I was the one who said I didn't want her

I don't want Meera

Then buy a shampoo packet for 1 Rupee instead

Don't irritate me I spoke to her the other day

She has too many conditions

She wants me to .

It's fine Tell me

She wants me to cut my friendship with you

I told her to get lost and left

Let her go only friendship is important

You might find a fool somewhere go tell him all this

He has ditched Meera and I am supposed to believe that

Partha Wait

You don't believe me, do you?

I say this now

I will walk away from her right in front of your eyes

You'll believe me then, won't you? Come

Come on

Buddy, I thought you were calling me just for fun

I didn't expect you to bring me here for real

I am not comfortable with you walking away from her or

ditching her in front of me

She won't be that mature let me leave

Hey, friendship is more important to me than love

Sorry buddy Who are you? You are Partha My commander!!!

Get lost!!

I've not been as true to you as you would think

Many a time, I have lied to you saying I was going to a Concert,

ditched you and have gone to watch a porn movie instead

But you have not hidden anything from me and have been your true self

you are as pure as unadulterated Gold

Excuse me; will the 5E bus come now?

Do you have to pull us apart to ask that couldn't you have come around?

You come here my dear

Hello Tell me now Will the 5E bus come now?

With a face like rotten fruit,

you will only have mosquitoes and flies and bees that will come to you

Get lost, don't torture

- You come here - That's enough buddy

We have statues for so many people on the Beach

If they were to ever have a statue to denote friendship,

then, that should be your statue

Come on Don't praise me so much

The Beach is right next to us, what if she commits suicide

Meera, what I am about to say is

Don't Listen to me buddy Poor thing

I feel bad looking at her She looks as white as flour

Let me talk

Meera, the day I proposed to you, you laid out several conditions

I just spoke to you furiously and left

I went home and thought through it calmly

Whatever you said was correct You were saying it for my good

What is wrong with that?

Remember the last condition of yours Asking me to cut this guy's friendship..

I am thinking of following that first

I say this in front of you

I cut off my friendship with him from this very second

"I thought some one was my friend But my heart felt cheated at the end"

"I thought some one was my friend But my heart felt cheated at the end"

"I looked at the thorn and thought it was flower I stand confused"

"Arrack looks like milk as well They are of the same color"

And then Meera the second condition

Hello can you stop for a minute

I am fine being unmarried till the very end, like Avvaiyar

And if I do find a boy,

who is in keeping with all my conditions,

I will inform you Ok!? Bye!

Why are you still standing here ?

Don't you have money for the Bus? I'll give it to you

Take an Auto and go home

Oh my god!!! I counted on her and ditched Partha

What should I do?

I should have been in a wedding procession like this with my girl..!

He burnt down my honeycomb!!!

You should never call me back after this .

Partha, sorry, it was a mistake

Mom! Yes Mom

Partha, Saravanan has locked himself up and is not opening the door

What?

Hey Saravana, why don't you open the door?

Partha where the hell did you go?

He has locked up inside and is refusing to open the door

I don't know what to do I am scared

Is there a Fan inside?

Yes

What about a stool or chair or other furniture items?

Why are you asking me all this Yes, there are

Just answer my question, are your sarees available inside?

Yes, what about it now?

Oh my God!!!

Fine!! It's over the Chair Fan Saree

Did you build a room for him to sleep in or to hang himself in?

Why are you saying all this and scaring me? Save my son!!!

Why this sudden suicide attempt Did you shout at him?

I didn't shout at him

He spoke to someone on the phone last!

Don't know what that damn guy said to him

He ran in to the room and locked the door

Even when you die, you want to get the person with you in trouble!!!

What are you thinking about?

I am thinking of how to erase his dialed numbers list on his phone

What are you blabbering?

I am thinking of how to save him

- Is this Teakwood? - Yes, it is wood

I am going to break this door down

Oh my god!! Are you going to break it?

We have to take some drastic decisions in certain unavoidable circumstances

Are you a Heart patient?

No

Never mind, step back

Operation wood starts now

What are you going to do?

More than him being inside,

looking at you is giving me a slight chest pain

Well Fine

Saravana What happened? I got scared

I was in a bad mood, hence slept

Were you sleeping?

Since you didn't open the door despite me knocking on it for so long,

I got anxious and called Partha

Partha? He would not have come He's a self respecting Man

Self Respecting? Nothing like that, you're mistaken

He did come

He was the one who came and

tried breaking open the door to save you

He ran with such force and .

was about to bring it down when you opened the door!!!!

It was so comical!!!

He hit against the wall with that force and fell down

Oh my god!!! Don't know what happened to him

Poor thing, he fell badly

Why is this guy limping so badly, he was all right earlier?

Hey Partha have a cup of Coffee and then leave

Forget Coffee, he won't even drink water in our house

Why is that?

Ask him

What happened? Partha listen to Mother Wait

What is the problem between the both of you?

I didn't do anything wrong?

So, were you the one who did something wrong?

It's nothing like that

Then, why does he have a long face? Ask him to speak

Why? Won't you speak?

- Mom, do you know what he did? - What?

I shouldn't say it

What did you do?

Mom, I didn't do anything wrong?

Are you guys playing the fool? You are blaming him, he is blaming you!!

I don't want to know why you guys fought

you need to get back to being good friends.

That is all I want

That is why I am talking to both of you Do you understand?

Look at him Mom, you've said so much,

yet he hasn't said a word, he is just glaring

Why don't you speak to him properly ? I want both of you to shake hands

He rather not speak to me than be this formal with me

Why can't you talk to him cheerfully as always ? Come on smile

Please smile

He's smiling angrily like actor Kota Srinivasa Rao

Ask him to smile stylishly the way Partha always does

Why are you torturing me unnecessarily?

Partha It's been 20 years since his Father spoke to me

I know how hurtful it is when a person with you does not speak to you

I thought the both of you would be together and remain happy,

but even you guys are doing this

Do whatever you want!!

I am speaking to you for the sole reason that Mother is asking me to

because she has fed me food several times

Buddy, don't talk so seriously It doesn't suit your face

What my girl said is true You look quite comical

Come on smile. Smile!!

Wait keep quiet

Partha!!! What are you doing inside? Come out!!

Is Partha inside?

Why do you want Partha?

There is a small Settlement

A Settlement? He's inside. I'll send him

Fine!

Buddy, what is this?

An entire group of "Seth" people have come in search of you

Brother Where are you going?

Stop the Car!!!

Hey wait! My friend's life is in danger;

we'll have the wedding after saving him Hang on a bit

Oh my god!!! It's been very long!!

Hey Partha, you better come out!!!

Partha come here!!!

Silence! Why are you screaming as if someone is dead!

Is this guy dead or did she elope with anyone?

Yes, the wedding has been delayed a bit

If we leave now, we'll get caught in traffic

We'll do one thing

We'll have the wedding on the Terrace, we'll have the betel leaf stall there,

the ice cream stall here

How is my idea?

People normally get money from the"Seth";

but I am the only one who has got thrashings from him

Thankfully they didn't hurt me bad,

had one of the guys from the South hit me,

I would have been dead by now

Just let it go, you seem to be having a bad time!!!

My time is fine; it's only the company that is bad!!!

I can see you are trying to pin point me

Now that our friendship has been re-united, we have to celebrate that

What now?

What else? Let's go have a drink

I might even have a drink with a drunkard

but will not have a drink with someone who just sniffs a drink!!!

Buddy I will not drink.

You can drink in my money

I will just sit in a corner and watch you

Is that ok?

Can I trust you?

Why are you asking me such a question? Life is all about trust

Keep it down

He is saying no to Meera

He says only friendship is important Should I or should I not trust him

I am very confused

There is no confusion buddy Go ahead and drink

I have learnt my lesson

Ok Let me test him a little

Everyone says Friendship is more important than love

Friendship is the ship that never sinks

You're my best buddy etc

You can write these down as slogans painted on Lorries

But it never works out in real life

Why are you getting everything wrong ? Friendship is more important than love..

Love may come today

and be gone tomorrow, but friendship will last till the very end

You don't understand Let me explain it clearly

This is me

This is your girl Meera

This is you

Now, have both of you become one?

Now, See this

Now, the two of you who got together are in my heart

But where am I, the person who helped both of you come together?

In the Dust bin Buddy

Understand this buddy, if your love works out,

you will get married to her in the future and get caught in that little circle

You will not think of Partha after that

What is this buddy? Are you testing me?

What is the big deal about love?

Meera walked in yesterday and is gone today

But our Friendship

We've been friends even before we learnt to speak the first word

Do you remember Partha

your Mother would apply Neem oil on your thumb

because you had the habit of sucking it

At that point, it was my thumb that you sucked

What do you want me to do for that now?

Get lost

Buddy

How did he find out ? I thought I acted well

Buddy, why would I test you? I didn't test you

I know how and in what modulation you will speak each dialogue

Touch your heart and tell me didn't you test me?

Yes Buddy

I tested you Buddy

You don't need a Meera henceforth and I don't need my Jangri,

we don't need women

Partha let it go let it be

Look here We were friends We are friends still

We will be friends in the future as well ok?

Ok Buddy, the past remains the past

I am very happy after my drink today

I want to do something for you What can I do for you ?

You don't have to do all that

Come on tell me

What else am I going to ask you for?

I want to forget about everything and be happy

I should be in another world

We'll be in water for 24 hours but won't be drunk!!!

"Seer fish; Pomfret"

"If you find Cat fish and Butter fish"

"We have the Prawns "

"Get down and have fun Gopalu"

"Seer fish; Pomfret"

"If you find Cat fish and Butter fish We have the Prawns "

"Get down and have fun Gopalu"

"You don't ever need a woman's love Buddy"

"It's a drink that will make you tipsy even as you open the lid"

"You don't ever need a woman's love Buddy"

"It's a drink that will make you tipsy even as you open the lid"

"Love is like the sea it is salt water"

"Even when it gets a little salty, chuck it immediately"

"Marry a girl of your mother's choice and there's no torture there"

"If you marry the girl you love, you will be torn apart for sure"

"Marry a girl of your mother's choice and there's no torture there"

"If you marry the girl you love, you will be torn apart for sure"

"You don't need a babe that will make you cry"

"It is enough to have a friend who'll shed a tear when you die"

"Seer fish; Pomfret"

"If you find Cat fish and Butter fish"

"We have the Prawns "

"Get down and have fun Gopalu"

"Seer fish; Pomfret"

"If you find Cat fish and Butter fish"

"We have the Prawns "

"Get down and have fun Gopalu"

"We used to ride on the bike together"

"Now the back seat is empty, I can't find her"

"We flirted on the beach comfortably"

"Now even the sea is weeping for me sadly"

"We used to ride on the bike together"

"Now the back seat is empty, I can't find her"

"We flirted on the beach comfortably"

"Now even the sea is weeping for me sadly"

"When you are in love, you are blind to all flaws"

"But when you open your eyes, there's no love at all"

"She left me She left; and like a fish leaving water"

"I am a wounded Myna, now singing a Ghana"

"Women are like Sugar"

"Hurrah Hurrah - Pomfret "

"Friendship is like a Vaccine"

"Hurrah Hurrah - Gopalu"

"Women are like Sugar"

"They will dissolve a Man"

"Friendship is like a Vaccine"

"It repairs a broken heart"

"You don't ever need a woman's love Buddy"

"It's a drink that will make you tipsy even as you open the lid"

"Love is like the sea it is salt water"

"Even when it gets a little salty, chuck it immediately"

"Trusting a woman who came half way"

"A long time friendship I threw away"

"She tore me up like a daily calendar"

"I destroyed myself, believing in that Angel"

"Only her skin is fair, but she tossed you away slowly"

"What can you do now ? I told you so my Friend"

"She has locked me up tight and thrown away the key"

"Unlock me buddy and set me free"

"Her Kohl smeared eyes Are only full of lies"

"Her lipstick stained mouth"

"Hurtful words she will spew out"

"Her Kohl smeared eyes - Only full of lies"

"Her lipstick stained mouth - Only hurtful words"

"You don't ever need a woman's love Buddy"

"It's a drink that will make you tipsy even as you open the lid"

"Love is like the sea it is salt water"

"Even when it gets a little salty, chuck it immediately"

"Marry a girl of your mother's choice and there's no torture there"

"If you marry the girl you love, you will be torn apart for sure"

"Marry a girl of your mother's choice and there's no torture there"

"If you marry the girl you love, you will be torn apart for sure"

"You don't need a babe that will make you cry"

"It is enough to have a friend who'll shed a tear when you die"

Buddy I may jump in to the sea and fall prey to the fishes,

but will not go behind Meera anymore. I swear on you

My God!!! What force!

You're Gold!! Pure Gold!!

Where the hell did she go?

Just because no one questions her, she is roaming around everywhere

Irresponsible Does she even think of the house or family?

"My results are coming out today, as Saravanan is not there;

please drop me at the University"

"Instead of writing Tamil erroneously, you can get lost somewhere "

Stop right here Stop

Why is he waiting outside at this time?

What happened Dad? Why are you so tense?

Saravana I can't find Mom

She must have gone somewhere close by, why are you getting worried for this?

- Let's go in - No Saravana

I have enquired in the neighborhood, at the temple and everywhere else

She is not there anywhere

That's why I have given a complaint at the Police Station

A complaint at the Police Station What are you saying Dad?

Your Mom and I had a fight in the morning as usual

How much ever I shout at her, she would normally stay home

Don't know what happened today, can't find her till now

Saravana I am really scared

Did you try calling Mom on the mobile?

Her Mobile number

What about the mobile number?

Tell me dad

I don't know Mom's mobile number

What? Don't you know her number?

You dutifully take down numbers of the Cable, EB, Gas people,

but you don't know your own wife's number

- Aren't you ashamed to say this? - Hey Saravana!

Do you think you belong to Nakeeran's clan,

that you won't forgive someone if they make a mistake?

Give me the phone!!

Dad, Mom's mobile number has been switched off

Don't know what happened to her or where she has gone

Are you happy now? Are you satisfied now?

Saravana she does not have to study or go to College or do a Degree

She does not have to do anything

It is enough if we get her back

Why were you so adamant all these years? What did she do that was so wrong?

One small lie and that too because she wanted to live her life with you

If something were to happen to my Mom, I will not spare you Dad

Why are you waiting outside, letting all the mosquitoes bite you ?

You can sit under the fan, inside

What is it Saravana, why're you standing like the statue on the Beach?

Do you have any brains Mom?

We're looking for you across town

and here you come enquiring about mosquito bites

When you leave home, will you not inform us about

where you are going or when you are coming back?

You just walk away with out a care

Saravana The results have come

I wanted to go to the Maangadu temple and pray.

I got late there

You can go to Maangadu or any other place

I am not concerned about that

Couldn't you have made a call before going?

Buy me a new phone this one turns off every now and then.

The charge does not stay

If you didn't have the charge, call from the Landline or inform the neighbor

Or else, write on that board that

this Man has hung inside the house and then get lost

Oh yes I never thought of it

Obviously Mom You will not think of it

You are not educated

As this Man says, you're an uneducated donkey!

I have just been watching all along; you have been speaking too much

Just because I have not spoken to her for 20 years,

that does not mean you can say whatever you want

Who are you to shout at her?

Are you some big collector, are you highly educated yourself?

She just got late at the Temple, she's back now

Why are you acting like some big Shenbagam, you go inside

Look at him speak senseless

What is senseless?

Saravana! Dad has spoken to me!

He has spoken to me!

Dad! Didn't you just speak to Mom?

She is my wife and I will speak to her

What's the problem with that?

Wow!! Look at this!!

One minute

Give me that Mom

Not that This

For twenty years, you will torture her without speaking to her,

asking her to pass a degree

And then you will change your mind in an instant and say she is your wife

and my mother will also come behind you

Here Hold this Open it

Open it and see

This paper is not important to me

Your mother has come back That's enough

Let it go

I can't let it go like that

This may be a mere paper to you That is not how it is for me

This is my mom's hard work of 20 years, her dream

This has my hard work as well, if not for me; you have to open

this for my mother Open it

When he doesn't want to open it himself

Why are you torturing him to open it?

Just one kind word from your husband and you have changed sides immediately

Keep quiet Mom I am very tense

Dad, you open it I am telling you

I have opened it is this enough?

He doesn't listen when I say something

Thanks God!

I failed the exam again

You failed again?!

God, I am calling out to you from your abode

I know you won't get angry

Please get my son married to the girl he is in love with,

just the way my wife, Shenbagam wanted

If only that happens

What are you praying for using my name?

What is that girl's name?

Meera

Aren't you after that girl?

Dad Meera and I just hang around as friends

That's enough That girl has to come home as our daughter in law

Your mom has told me everything

Ask Meera when your Mom and I can go to her house formally,

to seek her hand in marriage

This is what I thought you would say

Saravana go tell that girl,

that Mom and Dad have agreed to the Wedding

Fine Mom

What is it? Your "Fine Mom" doesn't seem all right

Have you had a fight with her?

Not a fight

It's fine if you've had a fight, go fall at her feet and ask her

when the both of us can go to her house to meet her

Only the family that listens to the lady at home will do well

Do you understand?

Go

Go on don't keep standing here

Go ahead

Dad is telling you this Go

Saravanan you are going to live a 100 years!!!

I was just thinking of you and you are here already

Unbelievable!!

Are you free tomorrow?

What is it Meera? I am free. Tell me

I need to tell you a lot of things have to speak my mind to you

Can we meet tomorrow?

Yes Meera Tell me when and where and I will be there immediately

I'll call you tomorrow

How come you're dressed formally? And you are on time!!

What happened to you? Is there any problem?

There's no problem

Are you sure?

Yes, I am sure

Can't believe it

Why are you standing? Sit down

Tell me What is it?

You were the one who asked me to come here yesterday

Oh!! Sorry, I was the one who asked you to come!!!

Why did I ask you to come ?

My Dad found a boy in accordance to my conditions

I'll be meeting him for the first time; in another five minutes

A cup of Coffee and then a Movie

Saravanan what happened?

I asked you to come because you need to see the man I am going to marry

You might change atleast after seeing him

Don't get me wrong, if you're here when he comes,

I will have to introduce you to him

I might have to tell him about

how you've loitered around the different Traffic Signals

Not just that we may have a personal chat

Dad has spoken about you a lot

Meera, what is your weight?

Why? What happened?

I got scared looking at the BMI

Do you eat a lot?

Why?

Meera you are 22 years old

Even as of now, you are overweight by 5 kilos

Then in another 5 years you will weigh 8 kilos in excess

And in 10 years, you will be excess by 12 kilos

Everyone will call you "Aunty" then

But you look like one already

But that is not our problem now

Didn't you win the first place in your school fancy dress competition?

I mean fancy dress competiton

No There was nothing like that

Hey, don't lie Am sure you won the first place

Even now, I see you are dressed so gaudily in this green,

I can imagine you must have won the first prize

What a Torture!!!

Meera Your teeth!!

Meera, don't smile with your teeth showing

Excuse me; please don't serve her the lemon juice

She won't be having that

Why?

Is there some food that will help put on weight?

Some thing like the heavy, rich south Indian dishes and dessert

She would need that

Sorry, we don't serve that kind of food

Meera, there is a good Biriyani place close by

They have a special offer as well. Buy one and get the other free

You can gorge on a good leg piece

Are you mad?

Who are you calling Mad?

You are Mad!! Mad guy!!!

Who do you think you are? Questioning me like a lawyer

You don't even know how to talk to a girl

What is your height, what is you weight, how old are you ?

What are you doing, are you hiring for the Military or the Police?

Look at you blinking like a Thief

You and your silly face and your silly clothes!!!!

You dense head!!! What do you care about the way I dress

Dunce!!

You are dressed like a Junior Artiste in a Hollywood movie Get lost!!!

What do you mean "Mind your words?"

Did you mind your words?

For the things you said,

I will get my dad to give you a thrashing and put you behind bars

Why are you screaming like a woman on the roads?

Don't you know how to behave in public?

I thought you came from a good family, but you seem to be that kind of girl

You should know the culture of giving a hug

when you meet someone for the first time

You don't even know that!!!

You've just eaten whatever you've wanted and are plump and round now!!!

I just asked you to smile a bit Your smile frightened everyone

Is this how you show your teeth in the Flight?

You're not even a little bit health conscious,

no sense of make up, no sense of dressing

You've come here as if you are going to shop

for pumpkins at the wholesale market

Imagine if I were to take you out after our wedding

Get lost

I'll kill you

If I whack you, your face will go for a toss

Look at that Idiot!!!

Did they give birth to him or did they make him?

Look at what he spoke

Sorry Meera you are so thin but he called you fat

Meera, I stayed quiet only for your sake

Else when he teased you about the gaudy green,

I would have stepped in and taken care of him

I am serious Meera,

I don't know if you'll find a person in accordance with all your conditions

But you will find a guy that your heart will say yes to

There is no need for you to fall in love with me

But you don't have to go around with monkeys in Coats

You don't worry I will find him somehow and

Fine Meera

you are in a bad mood now, I don't want to disturb you now

I'll give you a "Missed call" or send you an sms

You don't worry Meera I am there for you

Buddy I may jump in to the sea and fall prey to the fishes,

but will not go behind Meera anymore. I swear on you

People, who have been jilted by their lover,

people who have lost faith in friends

People who have been affected by such worldly affairs and become Ascetics

And have sought me in search of spiritualism

Heartfelt blessings from me, Ulundhurpettai Ullagananda

Salutations to the Teacher!!!

What is this that I have in my hand ?

A Banana

- Are you from Royapuram? - Yes!!

What do you think of when you see this?

Actors Goundamani and Senthil

He is trying to give an important message to the World

why don't you let him do that

It is only when a man loses these 4 things in this worldly life

That is, Friendship, Love, Family and Society,

will he get this fruit called Spirituality

If you give a rupee and fifty paise,

you will get it even from the local vendor

Don't keep interrupting everything he is saying

What is that commotion there ?

All of you close your eyes and get in to deep meditation

Engross yourself and hear the sound of God

Is this how the sound of God will be?

Master, I can hear it as "isk isk"

Do you hear "isk isk?"

Yes Master We are also hearing it as "isk isk"

Is everyone hearing it as ""isk isk"?

I am also hearing the same thing

Let's give it another try

I am hearing "isk isk" again

Go away!!

Oh my God Partha!! Why are you dressed like a Saint?

A person, who has failed in love,

will only wear a Saint's dress, not the Navy Dress Sweets

Our love has not failed Sweets

He has helped our love succeed

Yes Mr. Parthasarathy, the other day,

I said some horrible things at the Temple

And that became the reason for your love to fall apart

My conscience gave me a tough time Mr. Parthasarathy

I headed to see sister right away, apologized to her and made a promise

What he says is true This is the last time he is going to meet you

He has promised me that he will not see you,

meet you or even send you an sms

That is why I have come to see you again

Yes, both of you need to do well in life

Bye Mr. Parthasarathy, I'll take leave sister

I have a prospective groom coming to see me at home tomorrow,

but I will tell them that I will only marry you

Are you happy?

I am saying something happy, why do you have a frown?

Smile Sweets

Disciple

- Hang on - Oh my! Yes Master!!

What is this disciple?

Are you going to fall in to the pit of worldly pleasures again?

Yes Master

She will make you marry her first and

then she will make you go on your knees all your life

Whatever she makes me do, I am fine with it Master

I need my honey My honey bun

Oh wow! Honey bun!!!

In that case, can you send her to me for half an hour of my spiritual research..?

I will slap you!!! Get lost!!!

Don't ever befriend such vagabonds!! He is not an original!!

Is he an assembled set then, if he is not an original?!!

This sense of humor is what I like about you best, sweets

And one more thing, don't hang around with that Saravanan any more

If I see you with him again, your sweetheart will leave you

Our love will be over I'll meet you there in the evening

What is this Mr. Saravanan?

You have shamelessly come back to see me

Hey Fraud!! This Saravanan helped you get back to your girlfriend

Does it ever strike you that you should help him get back to his girl?

Doesn't your heart trouble you?

You useless dog

Won't your conscience ask you such questions Mr. Parthasarathy ?

I have got on to the Bike

but you haven't yet got on to the Bike Mr. Parthasarathy

Despite me telling you so many times,

you are still hanging around with that Saravanan!!! Damn!!!

Why did you bring me here after asking me to get you back

with your girl Meera, Mr. Saravanan?

Meera is taking her first flight from Chennai to Mumbai at 9.30 tomorrow;

for her air hostess training

What do you want me to do for that?

Do you want me to keep a lemon under the Flight Tyres for luck

or do you want me to wave out from the Terrace?

You don't have to do all that

Tickets for 2 people to Mumbai and back

The Flight charges are 20,000 Rupees, but at this Travel Agency,

it is just 19,999 Rupees

That's why I got you here

Get lost

Hey Fraud

You will start this way and then humiliate me by saying,

isn't your conscience asking you this Mr. Parthasarathy?

Isn't that it?

Where will I arrange for 20,000 Rupees ?

Mr. Parthasarathy These tickets

Oh God!!! What clothes are these? It's giving my eyes a glare!!

When compared to that TTR coat of yours, mine are much better!!!

Do you work at Kingfisher?

Why is it that no wine shop serves your company's brand of beer, chilled?

Can I meet your MD about this?

- No one is responsible!!! - Thank you so much

Look here; there is nothing between us the way you think it to be

Don't create any scene unnecessarily and try and impress me

Just because I didn't like him,

don't think I am going to say "ok" to you

I don't like you either, ok?

What is this Meera, won't you ever understand me?

Take this, and charge up your battery

Do you want to have another round?

After a while

Look at what she said

Despite me coming down so much, she has no mercy

She just hurled abuses at me in English

You should be

Note this day down in your Diary

You will never forget this day in your Life

Buddy, let's go

Greetings!

Why are you standing outside, like you've come here to sell pancakes

Come in

They usually say something, don't they ask her to say that

She usually says she doesn't like you

Why don't you say it ?

Not that That one Welcome to

Ask her to say that

Ask her to say that with a smile

Why are you saying that with a grumpy face, as if you are working at the Ration shop ?

Say it with a smile

This is just the beginning

Hey! Who are you laying your hands on ?

Hey!!!! Take off your hand

Aunty please lift me

What happened Sir? Why are you fighting?

Tell me what the problem is, I will solve it

Tell me now What is the problem ?

Life itself is a problem I am not getting anything I wanted

Don't you know? Even my love didn't work out

Get me the window seat atleast; I will be thankful to you

Excuse me sir Can you please give in for him ?

One guy eats the food, but does the other have to pay the Tip?

I will buy the Ticket and he will take the Window Seat??

Can't do that

He talks too much.

It will not work out I will travel on the Foot board

Hello What are you saying?

How will you travel on the Foot board in a Flight?

You can't do that Please sit down

What is this? You won't allow me to travel on the Foot board;

you won't give me a window seat

Should I go sit in the Driver seat then?

What? The Driver's Seat..?

Then, give him your seat

Oh my God!!!

Whatever said and done, you are my friend's ex lover

Ask him to take the window seat Go!

Are you trying to give me charity? I don't need that Get lost!

Don't act vainly

More people lose because of vanity,

than the number of people losing on the battle field

Why are you mouthing "punch dialogues" unnecessarily?

I will say whatever I want .

Sir, please!!! I request the both of you to take your seats

Fine Buddy, you sit there now You'll anyway stop at the Canteen midway,

we'll change seats then

What A canteen ? Sir We don't stop at any canteen

Oh, so this is a "point to point"?

No Sir you'll get everything here

Do you get everything here?

Yes, I request the both of you; please take your seats

Buddy, I feel bad for her

Neither of us will take the window seat, we'll sit here

A belt ? I am already wearing a belt; buddy is wearing one too

I am not talking about that belt; I am talking about the seat belt

Seat belt?

Oh my I haven't brought a seat belt

One minute

Meera What are you doing in public? That Aunty is looking

Buddy What are you doing?

I am climbing a coconut tree!!!

My stomach is churning with the Flight's turbulence

I am scared, hence reciting the "Gayathri Mantra"

What are you saying?

Hello!!!! Madam, yes you come here

Come here

Tell me Sir

Take the belt off for me

Why? What happened?

I need to see the Driver I have my doubts

The Driver ?

Ask the Cleaner to come instead

Why are you talking like a strict Nurse in an ICU Ward?

Is Human life that cheap to you?

If something untoward happens, who will be answerable to

Partha or my family or my girl? Will you answer them?

What is this? You are saying all kinds of things

Nothing will happen to you

If something does happen, we'll give you a Parachute

What will we do with coconut oil when we are about to die?

I don't know all that We've got inside trusting you

Just give me a signed paper stating that

you stand guarantee for all our lives That's enough

How can I do that Sir?

You're pondering over this too much

Take the belt off I will go see the Driver

Don't look at your sister like that

If she is my sister; then, who is Meera?

She is your sister as well

Instead of making all girls my sister,

you might as well give me a white robe and make me a "Father"

Hello Sir I am Jenifer, the Senior Air Hostess

Tell me, sir is there a problem? Can I help you?

I don't need any help

If you just stand here smiling; and talking to us; that would do

Buddy She is the Queen of Smiles

Did I say she is a bag of Rice?

Not that Sir I believe you asked for a signed paper Meera told me

A signed Paper ? Did Meera say that?

Where is she?

Hello Meera

Come here

Meera Relax

Control your anger first Why are you shouting unnecessarily?

No Jennifer They are acting too smart

Meera isn't this your first day of training?

Yes

As a Senior Airhostess, a small bit of advice,

you need to learn a lot on how to behave with Passengers

Hey let them work

Boss

Can we have 2 pegs each ?

What A peg ?

Despite all the checking, did you manage to sneak a bottle in to your underwear?

You are super, buddy?

Hey They said we would get everything here

They serve it free

I'll get you some Wait

4 Larges of Scotch whisky 2 Glasses

and then my buddy will have some water to mix his drink

Then these side dishes wafers, sprouts and nuts

In exactly 22 minutes, bring in half boiled eggs with extra pepper

and then 2 egg Dosas, make it crispy if you can

Can you repeat the order please ?

What is this you are blinking?

I will repeat the order; write it down at the back of a cigarette box

4 Large

Sorry Sir you don't get all that here

Drinks are served only in an International Flight

So, you are a mere Local then?

Buddy, this is just a Town Bus

Then why don't you atleast play some old movies for us to watch

Sir do you need anything else? I'll leave

I won't let you escape like that

You were the one who said you get everything here

My friend had free liquor on his flight to Dubai

Are you taking money and then trying to cheat us?

Either serve us the liquor or take the Flight to the Police station directly

We'll settle this there

Good!!

What happened Sir is there a problem again?

There's no problem I just asked for some water to drink

She says you won't get it in this flight ask for it in another flight she says

Henceforth, whatever it is you need, you can speak to me

You are superb I expect a lot more like this from you..

Hey!!! Let that girl work

You are calling her every other minute as if she were your cousin,

and keep grabbing her hand

Hey Meera .

Why are you getting angry Meera ?

Saravanan!!!! I am so angry that .

Why are you behaving so cheaply in front of everyone and torturing me?

Ok Meera!! I am behaving badly and

cheaply; and torturing you in front of everyone

Your father is the DC

If you had made just one complaint against me,

they would have filed cases on me and put me behind bars

You could have done that and been in peace

Why didn't you?

Go ahead and do that Do it

Why are you hesitating?

You can't do it Meera because you are sincerely in love with me

But your ego stops you from accepting it openly

That is the truth

No Saravanan I don't have an ego

Let it go Meera, from the moment you saw me to now,

didn't you for a second think of falling in love with me?

Tell me that you didn't think of it I promise. I'll never look at you again

Tell me, Meera Tell me

I did think of it Saravanan I did Is that enough?

When the boy my dad found for me rejected me and embarrassed me,

I did think you were better compared to him

Right at the beginning,

I did think of grabbing your shirt and telling you that I liked you

But I couldn't tell you that openly in that situation

Is that enough?

I needed some time to get out of that

You don't seem to understand that Saravanan

You are saying so much now,

instead you could have simply told me you needed time

If you had said that,

I would have waited for you for any number of days

Instead, you kept saying "I don't like you, I don't love you;

I hate you to the Core "

You can grab my shirt and say "I love you" even now

"Akila Akila"

"The flower in me has bloomed"

"Honey flows with your touch"

"The Fragrance spreads all around OK OK"

"With the heat the clouds"

"My moment is sweetened"

"When you come I am ignited"

"Now even if I am killed it is OK OK"

"Your look your look, your words"

"Have never attracted me for a moment"

"Yet you came bravely "

"And made this love embrace me, comfortingly"

"Akila Akila"

"The flower in me has bloomed"

"Honey flows with your touch"

"The Fragrance spreads all around OK OK"

"With the heat the clouds"

"My moment is sweetened"

"When you come I am ignited"

"Now even if I am killed it is OK OK"

"The light drizzle of your love you poured"

"Without spilling it, in my hand I stored"

"My skies became multi-colored"

"I skipped away like clouds in the wind"

"With your eyes with your eyes you paint the rainbow"

"And that turns blue in the wave of love"

"When fingers entangled when eyes met"

"The fish fell willingly into the net"

"Akila Akila"

"The flower in me has bloomed"

"Honey flows with your touch"

"The Fragrance spreads all around OK OK"

"With the heat the clouds"

"My moment is sweetened"

"When you come I am ignited"

"Now even if I am killed it is OK OK"

"Like lightning you struck my eyes and went away"

"What can I say about this electric invasion"

"Like a full stop I locked myself up"

"But you decorated my heart's door step"

"With flowers slowly"

"Like Armstrong's 1st step on the moon"

"I stepped into year heart strong"

"Did the parrot move or did the branch move"

"But the leaves have now sprouted wings"

"Akila Akila"

"The flower in me has bloomed"

"Honey flows with your touch"

"The Fragrance spreads all around OK OK"

"With the heat the clouds"

"My moment is sweetened"

"When you come I am ignited"

"Now even if I am killed it is OK OK"

Now that Saravanan has made Meera fall in love with him,

why did Meera decide to marry someone else?

See that for yourself

Dear God!! This is the Car's 100th Customer.

Hope the couple leads a happy life

This sounds like our dialogue

You ?

You went on the bike with him, despite me telling you not to

You are never going to get married till the end

Why are you feeling bad? You will remain an Ascetic!!!

He looks like a steel wire wearing a Coat and he gets to be the Bridegroom!

That's enough! Shut up!! This was because of you!

My girl told me not to be friends with you

I should have cut off being friends with you even then

Look what happened now,

my sweet has been served on another person's plate!!

Meera asked me to cut off my friendship with you,

did I cut your friendship or did Meera not fall in love with me?

Do not talk like a mad guy

Hey, who is Mad? You are mad!!

Let it go buddy!!!

How will I get my sweets back? Where will I go for her?

Buddy, don't get me wrong

If you want to look at a girl, speak to her, flirt with her,

fall in love and end it with Marriage, you got to have the talent for it

You need managerial skills

You don't have even a bit of it You have to accept that

Take your hands off me!!!

Are we going to start a software company for you to talk about

needing Managerial skills ?

This is love, this is about love

Why are you turning the phone to the"Silent" mode ?

It is 12 missed calls already

She might mistake you, attend the call.

Atleast you can be happy with the girl you like

Buddy, you're useless, you're a dud!

Now I know why your girl ditched you and ran away with someone else

She didn't run away with someone ? Hey, she married someone and left!!!

It's the same thing!

Fine, I accept it, I am useless, and I am a dud!

What are you, some expert on love or the King of it?

And this!! Put this on the"Silent" mode

Your girl called you 12 times;

you turned it on to the"Silent" mode all the 12 times

I asked you to answer the call, was that wrong? Was it?

It was wrong!!

If you answer the phone immediately,

won't she think we are idle during work hours ?

Even if you are free, you must act busy

You must attend the call only after getting 10-15"missed calls"

If you dance to all their tunes, they will just sit on top of your head!!

You need to let it go a little

Didn't you see ? 12"Missed calls"

She must be yearning for me to answer the phone

Didn't I make her yearn ? Get lost!!!

Buddy I feel a little dazed,

like I have just got up from an afternoon nap

Explain this a little clearly please

Listening to you might help with making my next love a success

When you are 15 or 16 years old, that spark that explodes in an instant

at the very first sight that is called Love

And then, the love that comes after 7 or 8 girls during, 11th, 12th

Class or College or the place you work

That is not called love They are called Projects

Do you remember Gayathri ? I was in my 8th Standard

That was love

Seeing Meera at the Anna Nagar signal, that was a mere Project

Then, according to you, seeing her,

meeting her, being with her, none of it was love

Of course not!!! How many times do I say it? It was a Project

A Project A Project!!!

There are many Projects like this you have a lot to learn from me

Hey! Shut up

..you dropped your Mom in the middle of the road as soon as you saw that girl..

Did you do that thinking this was a Project?

Fine, let that be

When the boy her father had found for her did not like her

You came out of the theatre dancing like you had lost your mind;

did you think it was a Project even then?

Fine, you let that be

When that girl kept telling you she did not like you,

you pleaded and fell at her feet and made her fall in love with you

Did you do that thinking it was a Project?

Come on, why don't you swear on your conscience

that you are not in love with her and that she is a mere Project?

Come on, tell me

No buddy I am truly in love with Meera

That is

Just because your love worked out,

that doesn't mean you can say anything you want

If the person listening to you is a fool, you would even say that

KS Ravikumar invented the Carom Board

I'll tell you this,

..if Meera were to come in front of you, you will curl up and tremble

Unnecessary Talk

Meera, what are you doing here? Is there a problem?

Should I drop you ?

Do you remember that girl Gayathri I was in my 8th Standard ?

That was love

Seeing Meera at the Anna Nagar signal, that was a mere Project

Then, according to you, seeing her, meeting her, being with her,

none of it was love

Of course not!!! How many times do I say it?

Meera was a Project A Project A Project!!!

Instead of putting the phone on the "Silent" mode, I think I turned it on

Oh my god!!!

Meera I was just kidding

Buddy, the wedding arrangements look very grand Let's go back

Are you mad? Is this why we came to Pondicherry?

We are going in; we are going to stop the Wedding

How will you stop the Wedding?

Look here

All the evidence to prove that Meera and I've been in Love all along; is in this..

We are going to take this inside and show everyone there

The whole place will get to watch a Free Show!!!

I thought you were going to fall at her feet and

bring her without anyone's knowledge

But you are going to threaten her with evidence

Buddy, I am in this line of work

Do you know how difficult it is to conduct a wedding?

Listen to me, let's go back

She will be in love with me but will marry someone else

Am I expected to shower my blessings on her?

You may be like that, but I am not Get lost!!!

Meera Saravanan

Hello Have you got the girl? Have you stopped the wedding?

Where are you?

Buddy I've started the car, moved it to the top gear and kept it ready,

we'll flee as soon as you come What do you say?

You don't have to do any such thing,

just leave the car and come out of the wedding hall

What are you saying?

I should leave the car, come out and ?

Take the 2nd right and come to Honey Wines there

Why are you asking me to ?

Hey Partha come on

- Come Sit down - What is this ?

You told me you were going to stop the wedding,

you were going to abduct the girl but here you are, sniffing your drink

What? Am I sniffing a drink? Look at this

Buddy you are drinking!!

Yes, I am

You are drinking!!!

Yes, I am drinking

Even when they told me about the Ganesh idol drinking milk, I wasn't surprised

I am surprised to see you drink

Buddy Meera's wedding will get stalled in another 10 minutes

I've just started the countdown

When we were in love,

these were the greeting cards you gave me saying you love me, miss me etc.

Phone bills for all those 4 to 5 hour long,

boring phone conversations that you tortured me with each night

Here are all the photographs

we took of ourselves across the Beach or Park or Temple or anywhere else

If I go up to the wedding stage and show them all this,

you will never ever get married in this life time

I swear this wedding will not happen, nor will I let it happen

By now, she must be really petrified

Let's have a drink first and

then we'll go to the wedding hall and tear them apart

After that, her Father will tear and rip us apart

Why are you so scared all the time?

Don't I get down to doing things for you if you have a problem,

why do you chicken out when it comes to me?

Are you a true Friend?

Are you asking ME this question?

I am someone who dares to do anything for friendship.

We are going to the wedding hall and ripping everyone apart.

I'll be back with clubs, cycle chains and other things

Come on

Mom

Hey Saravana

We just asked the astrologer about how Meera and you will be as a pair

They said the astrological charts match very well

As soon as we are back,

we need to go to Meera's house to talk to her parents and finalize the wedding

Mom

What is it? I am talking to you and you are just quiet

Where are you?

I've come to Pondicherry for a wedding

Oh, so you are at a Wedding

As always, don't just come back after feasting on the food;

ensure you wish the couple

You must do what Mom asks you to do

Fine Mom, I will do what you want me to do

I will wish them - Fine

Come on

Everything is ready; I've got a local guy along with me,

just to be on the safer side

Let's go

Hey!

Sir, you can leave

- Hey! We need a local guy with us - Wait, come here

Buddy, I am basically a good guy at heart

I was worried that I may not be able to stop the wedding when I am normal;

hence to turn in to a bad guy, I had a drink

It is only after a drink did I realize that I am a very good guy

What about that now?

Let Meera live a good life, even my Mom has asked me to wish her

I've never done anything she has wanted me to do

I should listen to her atleast this time

Come

Come on!!

Fine!!! Just wait I'll come back with a Bouquet

I wanted to stop the wedding and you went to pick up sticks to beat them up..

I said I didn't want to stop the wedding and you are going to buy a Bouquet

You are dancing to all my tunes

Who are you?

I am your Friend

The young and old, friends and well wishers, Greetings to everyone!!

Buddy, he keeps glaring at us each time

See what I do to you

Why are you looking at us the way a Cobra would look at an egg?

We will leave after wishing the couple

You can please be where you are

The Aunties who have come here wearing borrowed necklaces

Uncles who are debating on whether to gift Fifty one Rupees or

a Hundred and one rupees

Those who came here to play cards and those who came here to steal footwear

My Friend here is going to wish the couple and

share a small story with all of you

I humbly request all of you to grasp the profound meaning of the story and

benefit from it

Thank you buddy

I am going to narrate a love story and I dedicate it to the groom and girl

A male butterfly

A female butterfly

The two butterflies get together inside a Hibiscus flower and

are involved in activities that need to be censored

Don't know whose evil eye fell on them;

the two butterflies had a test for each other

The butterfly that manages to get honey. out of the rose first was the winner and

was said to have better love

The female butterfly got up at 4.30am in the morning and

waited to get the honey out of the rose

The Rose bloomed

The female butterfly was shocked

Because the male butterfly wanting to prove that his love was superior,

had got in to the flower even as it was a bud .

And had died gasping for breath

Why?

Because the truth, significance and purity of Love took over

the male butterfly died

That male butterfly was none other than my friend

Let them be happy

Aren't you sad that you are missing out on a very good guy ?

We've got just one life,

..do you want to leave everything behind and go away with him happily?

I'll kill you I've spent 50 lakhs on this wedding!!!

Didn't I make all arrangements only after checking with you?

Wipe your tears be a good girl and smile

Police are here Let's go

Let it go Why are you doing all this?

Let it go Everything is over now

As soon as we go back to Chennai,

we'll form an association for all the young men

who have been ditched by their lovers

You are the Leader and I am the general secretary

If we call for a meeting at the Marina Beach,

crowds will gather as though as if it is some Congregation

It's a fact, because if these girls say "yes" to 10 men in a day,

they ditch 10,000 in a day

What are you saying buddy?

I am not saying this

The Sensex is saying so I have the records

Oh my god!!!

I don't ever want to be associated with these girls!

What if a girl more beautiful than Meera says 'I love you' to you,

won't you accept it?

No way

What if Meera stops this wedding herself and comes and

hugs you saying "Saravanan" what will you do?

No buddy that won't happen

What if someone comes along to get Meera and you back together?

No one will come forth to do such things for me

Look at him; he's got two babes by his side

We pant and puff just to manage one babe

You seem to have had your Coffee early in the morning

Catch him

Who is he? Why are you taking the "Wedding thread"?

Who are you?

All the Ladies and Gentlemen!! Come on

Who are you? Hello! Stop

Give the "Wedding thread" it's time for the wedding

I am Rajni Murugan, president of the Rajni Fans Association, Pondicherry

Who are you and what are you doing here?

I thought you've come to attend the wedding,

but you've taken the Thread and are creating problems here

Who are you?

You've given birth to a scoundrel!!!

You will obviously have a problem;

people are not going to praise you for it

Look at him talking, shut up!!!

Why are you all merely watching, won't you question him?

Who are you? Why are you doing this?

All of you please calm down

Sit down everybody!!!

Listen attentively to what I am saying.

One of the Businessmen from our town sent his son to study in Chennai

That Scoundrel, instead of studying, fell in love with a girl;

had a good time with her and then cheated her

And because his Dad fixed his wedding with a girl from a well to do family,

escaped from there and came to Pondicherry

The girl, who was jilted,

went to a VIP in Pondicherry and asked for justice

That VIP is none other than me

And she is the girl who came here asking for justice

And she is my darling, the one who brought her here

He is the scoundrel who cheated that girl

And he is the Father of that Scoundrel

Uncle, don't believe him I don't even know who this girl is

I have not even seen her before this

Who do you not know? Tell me

Getting so worked up is not good for your health

He says he doesn't know you,

let's find a better guy for you to marry hang on

What is this Murugan, he is lying and you believe him?

Hey Weren't you the one who was in love with her and

then cheated her? Don't you have a conscience?

Sweetheart If you get tense, your face will turn red and

you will look more beautiful

Won't my mood change,

when I have actually come here to settle things between them

What is happening here?

Block him!!!

Who are you guys? Let me go!!!

Are you trying to escape after doing everything?

Wait Sir is asking us to keep quiet

What is happening?

We can do anything to ensure a girl's life turns out well..

Because

Because?

Girls are as important as our eyes

Who is this mad guy?

Come here!!

Let me go, sir

Hey you said you didn't even know who this girl is Why did you run away?

Were you scared?

I honestly don't know who this girl is

Don't you know who she is? Don't you? Tell me!!

I'll tell you Sir

I saw Priya on May 12, 2008!

I was in love as soon as I saw her.

6 months of one sided love and 2 years of both us being in love!

Valentine's Day in 2011;

we were going home from the Beach, it started drizzling

We booked a hotel room because we didn't want to get caught in the rain,

having booked the room

Hey stop!!!!

Dad, don't beat me Please don't

Uncle At your age, you might slip and fall

If you hit him like this,

the wedding photos won't look good with all the punch marks

Hey Ushwin you come here Take the stage

I told you Truth will triumph!

Sorry Don't take anything to heart

Please forgive me

This is not the time for sentiments This is the time for the wedding

Uncle, go to the Wedding stage with your family

DC Sir I will ask them to settle the wedding expenses tomorrow,

you may leave now

Thank you Please leave

How was that?

Meera I don't have any thing that belongs to you or connected with you.

I've returned everything

Take a look at my phone I have even deleted your number

I don't have any friend whose name starts with 'M'

Saravanan you can drive around the city without a license

..you can do whatever you want

If there's any problem,

your Uncle Mahendra Kumar will take care of it

There is no need for you to shave everyday or dress formally

You can dress casually and grow a beard

This looks good too

Hey Partha Where did you go all this while?

Let that be can I have 500 Rupees?

Rs.500?

Why do you need so much cash?

Even if I ask you for the money you owe me,

you will ask me 1000 questions? Where're you going to give me the money?

Sister Can you give me 500 Rupees?

Hey Wait! I'll give it to you myself

Give it to me

You carry on! Bye

Where are you going with so much money?

You might want to have a good time with your girl and hence kick me out,

asking me to take a bus or lorry back

It will be more gracious of me to leave, before being asked to leave Bye

Buddy I am not like that

Not just you All heroes are like that

Buddy, friendship is more important to me

Really, I can look at a bald head and tell if he's cut his hair for the summer

or whether it is an offering to God!!

I can tell by looking at you; you are in a good mood,

don't spoil things talking about friendship. Hug her

Hug her if possible; kiss her on the lips

The movie is over Go ahead!!!

"With the heat the clouds"

"My moment is sweetened"

"When you come I am ignited"

"Now even if I am killed it is OK OK"

"Your look your look, your words"

"Have never attracted me for a moment"

"Yet you came bravely "

"And made this love embrace me, comfortingly"

"Akila Akila"

"The flower in me has bloomed"

"Honey flows with your touch"

"The Fragrance spreads all around OK OK"

"With the heat the clouds"

"My moment is sweetened"

"When you come I am ignited"

"Now even if I am killed it is OK OK"