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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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That's my doughnut.
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I don't see your name on it. .
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Look on the bottom. .
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Well, there you go. .
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Hey! .
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And next time,
get it notarized. .
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Hey. Hey.
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Caitlin. .
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Hey, Carter... .
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Check out Caitlin's outfit.
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Mike... .
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That's very gay of you. .
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No, Carter, that's the same
thing she was wearing
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when she left work last night. .
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Someone didn't spend the night
at home. .
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Look at her.
She's doing the walk of shame. .
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Watch me
make her uncomfortable. .
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Oh, Caitlin. .
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Did you have a good time
last night? .
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Well, if you must know,
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I had a very nice date
with Trevor. .
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Just what was it
that made it so... Very nice? .
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Well, we cooked dinner.
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I'll bet you cooked. .
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And we watched a movie. .
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Watchin' movies.
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Mike, what is your point? .
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Well, Caitlin,
I, uh, couldn't help but notice
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that you are wearing
the exact same outfit
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that you were wearing
when you left work last night. .
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That's because I stayed over,
and we had sex.
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I'll bet you...
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what? .
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It was unbelievable.
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I was screaming so loud
I set off a car alarm. .
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Uncomfortable? .
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Very. .
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Finally, the mayor stopped in
to say goodbye. .
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As you all know, we're leaving
on his campaign bus tomorrow
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for a 3-day listening tour
upstate. .
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Okay! Well, I'll see you all
in three days. .
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Oh, I'm sorry, Paul.
This is yours. .
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By the way, the mayor's new
campaign bus still needs a name. .
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How about Larry? .
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I got it... Titanic.
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Mike, recent polls show
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that the mayor's most admired
quality is his trustworthiness,
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so why don't we call it
the trust bus? .
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Well... Those are three
very good suggestions.
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I only wish we had three buses
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so we could name them all
the trust bus. .
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Thank you, Carter. .
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Meeting adjourned. .
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Did you see that? .
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He always listens
to Carter. Why? .
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What does Carter have
that we don't have? .
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He's smart, articulate,
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creative, dedicated, informed,
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hardworking. .
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No. .
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Facial hair. .
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People with facial hair
seem smarter. .
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Really? .
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Yeah, think about it...
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Abe Lincoln, Albert Einstein,
Burt Reynolds. .
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And my aunt Sally.
She's smart as a whip. .
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Starting right now, we're both
gonna grow a mustache. .
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Yes!
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I'll check with you later. .
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Excuse me.
Can I borrow your stapler? .
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Sure. .
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Thanks. .
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What am I, invisible? .
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What are you talking about?
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I was just totally
sending that guy a vibe. .
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What, the "I have
office supplies" vibe? .
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What else am I supposed to do?
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I wasn't raised to ask men out. .
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Hey, neither was I. .
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This is so unfair. .
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Do you realize
men have all the power? .
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You got to be more aggressive.
You got to be more like a guy. .
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Dare I say,
you should be more like Stuart. .
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Can't I be
more like a different guy? .
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Say what you want about him,
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but that guy hasn't slept alone
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since his bed
was a tiny racecar. .
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All right, Stuart,
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I can't believe
I'm asking you this,
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but how do you get women
to go out with you? .
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If I'm interested
in the woman,
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I don't hesitate.
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I tell her how I feel,
and I ask her out. .
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All right, makes sense. .
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What if she says no?
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I just pull up my pants
and go back to work.
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Oh, Mike.
Just looking for Caitlin. .
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We're supposed to go out for... .
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Well, let's just call it
"lunch."
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I'm sorry.
Caitlin went home sick. .
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Apparently, she was exposed
to something nasty last night.
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Trevor! .
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Ready to go, dear? .
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Let me just get my stuff.
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I'll meet you outside.
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I can't leave without a kiss. .
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I just don't understand it. .
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Why are you wasting your time
with this guy?
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Mike, I just checked
the guestlist to my business,
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and you're not on it. .
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All I'm saying is this...
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it's not like
you're gonna marry him again,
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so what are you getting
out of it? .
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Look, if you must know...
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oh, my God.
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I was gonna say
he's very caring,
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but if you must know...
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There he is. .
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Remember... confident, direct. .
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Be a guy. .
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Hey, there. .
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So I've been watching you
lately, and frankly...
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I like what I see. .
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What do you say
you and I go grab some dinner,
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maybe head back to your place
for a few drinks? .
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Sounds great. .
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Why don't you
give me your number?
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I'll give you a call. .
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All right... ed. .
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- You got yourself a date.
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How'd it go?
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I got the digits.
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James, what are you doing? .
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Growing a mustache. .
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It's taking forever. .
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How long have you been trying? .
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Four hours.
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James, no one
grows a mustache that fast. .
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Where's your mustache? .
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How did you grow one already? .
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Oh, I just skipped my 10:15
and 12:30 shaves. .
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Excuse me, Paul... .
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Now you'll see
some big-time respect. .
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Yes? .
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Can I ask you a question? .
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Oh! .
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You seek my counsel. .
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What time
is your next press conference?
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2:00. Thanks. .
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Wow! .
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Look at this thing. .
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Why does my maid complain
about taking the bus? .
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It's great! .
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Well, sir, the average city bus
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doesn't have a luxury bathroom. .
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Not that that stops anyone. .
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This is exciting, sir. .
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We got three days to talk,
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see the state,
get to know each other better.
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I'm really excited. .
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Me too, Carter. .
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Wake me when we get to Albany. .
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So, Mike, you want to go over
the mayor's schedule? .
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Yeah, sure, Carter. .
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Day one... Caitlin sees me
reading Jane Austen,
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is impressed
by my feminine side. .
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Day two... she sees me
coming out of the shower
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and is impressed
by my masculine side. .
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Ho! Day three...
I'm giving my statement
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in a small sheriff's office
in poughkeepsie. .
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Hey, Mike, you all packed? .
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Yeah. I'm just catching up
on a little reading.
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I should probably get going.
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Horn... check. .
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Someone wants to get around.
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Trevor, you want to give me
a hand parking this thing? .
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Yeah. .
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I miss you already. .
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Ohh! .
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Door... check.
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Mike, would you please
try to get along with Trevor?
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I just don't get
what you see in this guy. .
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Look at him fanning himself
like he's blanche du bois.
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Mike, he's guiding you in. .
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You know, like it or not,
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you're gonna have to
get used to him. .
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Why? .
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He asked me to marry him again. .
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What did you say?
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Mike, look out!
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Are we there? .
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Sir, I just spoke to Caitlin. .
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Is Trevor gonna be okay? .
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Oh, yeah, he's fine. .
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A few nicks and bruises,
nothing serious. .
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By the way,
do you have o-positive blood? .
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So... .
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Can we get back
on the road again? .
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That's the thing. .
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We have to delay the bus trip
until tomorrow. .
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Oh, I can't wait.
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I never thought I'd miss it,
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but it gets underneath
your skin. .
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The wind through your hair.
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The smell of the countryside. .
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Your dreams as big
as the open road ahead of you. .
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Sir, we drove 10 feet.
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10 crazy feet. .
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Yes, my intelligent,
distinguished,
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and well-respected colleague
in the front. .
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Thank you, Paul. .
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Excuse me... .
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I just have a, uh...
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a brief announcement to make. .
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We're postponing the mayor's
bus tour until tomorrow
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because of a broken headlight. .
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We heard the bus
actually hit somebody. .
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Yeah, whose leg
went through the headlight. .
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Stay with me, people.
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Mike, doesn't it undercut
the message of the trust bus
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when it starts running over
innocent new yorkers?
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I'll have you know
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that the accident
was caused by the pedestrian. .
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You can prove that? .
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Yes, he'll be
releasing a statement
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in which he completely absolves
the Winston campaign. .
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When? .
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Uh... You don't need a statement. .
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There is no story here. .
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Are you trying
the jedi mind trick on us?
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Nikki, you're late.
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What's up?
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I got some last night. .
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Nice! .
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Did you stay over? .
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No. .
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Nice! .
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So, give me the details. .
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We go back to his place
after dinner.
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I light some candles,
put on some Sinatra. .
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Guys are such suckers for that. .
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Next thing you know,
he wants to play scrabble.
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I'm like, "all right,
I'll go with it." .
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My first word... horny.
Double word score, 70 points. .
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Before he knows what hits him,
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I've got my bra off,
we're in his bedroom,
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and his box spring is doin'
a rendition of "purple haze."
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Wow. .
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So did you... you know? .
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Three times. .
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What about him? .
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Who cares? .
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There he is. .
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I brought you a balloon. .
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"It's a boy"?! .
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Yeah, well, they were all out
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of "sorry I hit you
with a bus." .
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Thanks, Mike.
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I got 14 broken bones,
261
00:12:23,174 --> 00:12:26,444
but this balloon
makes it all better! .
262
00:12:26,478 --> 00:12:30,080
You know, you're never gonna
heal with that attitude,
263
00:12:30,115 --> 00:12:33,417
which is why I think
we should get some closure
264
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:36,487
in a very real...
And legally binding way.
265
00:12:36,521 --> 00:12:38,722
Mike, what are you doing? .
266
00:12:38,756 --> 00:12:40,824
Come to finish him off? .
267
00:12:40,859 --> 00:12:46,163
No, I just came by
to tell Trevor how sorry I am. .
268
00:12:46,197 --> 00:12:50,434
It just kills me
to see him like this. .
269
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:54,005
So, how's my brave little boy? .
270
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:57,408
Aw, I'm hanging in there.
271
00:12:57,442 --> 00:13:00,778
I brought you
your favorite lunch. .
272
00:13:00,812 --> 00:13:01,912
Aah! .
273
00:13:01,946 --> 00:13:04,581
Crab cakes from the Pierre. .
274
00:13:04,616 --> 00:13:06,817
You dear, sweet thing. .
275
00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:10,788
But, you know, I'm just
in too much pain to eat. .
276
00:13:10,822 --> 00:13:13,056
Oh, you poor dear. .
277
00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:15,026
You know what?
You need more painkillers.
278
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,293
I'll go get the nurse. .
279
00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:21,098
Thank you... My future bride.
280
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,901
Thank you, my future bride.
281
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,736
I'm in too much pain to eat.
282
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:28,939
I barely hit you with that bus. .
283
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,475
You're just faking it
to get sympathy.
284
00:13:31,509 --> 00:13:32,476
I am not! .
285
00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:34,444
Then why doesn't this hurt? .
286
00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:36,379
Ow! .
287
00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:41,218
Morning. .
288
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,656
Hello, janelle. .
289
00:13:46,691 --> 00:13:50,161
Notice anything different
about me? .
290
00:13:50,195 --> 00:13:53,998
Yeah. You really need to trim
that nose hair. .
291
00:13:54,032 --> 00:13:55,699
Actually, it's a mustache,
292
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,134
and I think it's time
293
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,970
you started showing me
a little more respect. .
294
00:14:00,004 --> 00:14:03,874
Or what, you'll tie me
to a rail road track? .
295
00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:09,079
Hey, James! .
296
00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:11,715
Nice mustache! .
297
00:14:11,749 --> 00:14:14,552
Thanks, Paul,
but I've got a confession. .
298
00:14:14,586 --> 00:14:15,686
It's fake. .
299
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:19,189
Yes, but the respect
you're gonna get is real. .
300
00:14:19,224 --> 00:14:22,426
Hey, Carter... .
301
00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:24,728
What do you think?
302
00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:27,564
I think you look like an idiot
from the '70s. .
303
00:14:27,599 --> 00:14:29,367
What about me?
304
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:32,502
I think you look like an idiot
from the 1870s. .
305
00:14:33,905 --> 00:14:35,372
Guys, I need three people
306
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,075
to round out my think tank for
the new mass-transit project.
307
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,110
Carter...
308
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:43,047
Carter, let's go. .
309
00:14:43,081 --> 00:14:45,149
Damn! He knew it was fake. .
310
00:14:45,183 --> 00:14:48,051
What else does Carter have
that we don't have? .
311
00:14:48,086 --> 00:14:51,421
He shaves his head. .
312
00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:54,458
That he does. .
313
00:15:00,265 --> 00:15:03,434
There he is. .
314
00:15:03,468 --> 00:15:05,803
Feeling okay? .
315
00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:09,740
Painkillers kicking in? .
316
00:15:09,774 --> 00:15:12,876
Mommy? .
317
00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:14,879
Yeah, that's right. .
318
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:19,082
Listen, mommy needs you
to sign something.
319
00:15:19,117 --> 00:15:20,951
Mike, what are you doing? .
320
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:23,687
Uh, my rounds. .
321
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,825
"I apologize
for leaping recklessly
322
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:30,594
"into the path of the bus
323
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:34,631
being carefully driven by
political genius Mike Flaherty"?
324
00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:36,233
I don't believe you! .
325
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,869
It wasn't enough that
you ran him over with a bus?! .
326
00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:41,138
You were there!
It was an accident! .
327
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:43,540
Ugh! .
328
00:15:43,574 --> 00:15:46,810
My fiancé is lying there
in agony,
329
00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:49,312
and all you can think about
is your petty work problems? .
330
00:15:49,347 --> 00:15:51,581
You are the coldest,
most heartless person
331
00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:52,416
I have ever met. .
332
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,684
Cold and heartless? .
333
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:56,686
This only happened because
I care so much about you. .
334
00:15:56,721 --> 00:15:58,055
What? .
335
00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:00,024
When you said
you were gonna marry this guy, .
336
00:16:00,058 --> 00:16:01,258
I-I-I just forgot everything,
337
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,193
because I can't stand
the thought of you
338
00:16:03,227 --> 00:16:05,663
spending the rest of your life
with anybody but... Me. .
339
00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:12,402
Mmm. Mmm. .
340
00:16:12,436 --> 00:16:13,637
Mmmmm. .
341
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:14,672
Mm. .
342
00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:16,306
Mm. Mmmm! .
343
00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:19,109
Wait, wait, wait.
I can't do this.
344
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:22,780
I can see my fiancé
lying right there. .
345
00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:23,814
Right. .
346
00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:30,187
Mm. Mm. .
347
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:31,522
Mmm! .
348
00:16:31,556 --> 00:16:33,557
Uuugghhh! .
349
00:16:33,591 --> 00:16:35,125
Mm. .
350
00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:38,262
Mmmm. Mmm. .
351
00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:43,700
What's going on here? .
352
00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:47,071
It's okay. I'm his fiancé. .
353
00:16:47,105 --> 00:16:49,540
And I'm the guy
who ran him over.
354
00:16:51,142 --> 00:16:54,845
Nikki, I didn't get a chance
to say goodbye last night. .
355
00:16:54,879 --> 00:16:56,547
You left pretty quickly. .
356
00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:58,682
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. .
357
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,651
I, uh, had an early meeting. .
358
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:01,719
Oh. .
359
00:17:01,753 --> 00:17:04,154
You, uh, free for lunch? .
360
00:17:04,188 --> 00:17:06,190
Got a meeting. .
361
00:17:06,224 --> 00:17:07,992
How about dinner? .
362
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:10,528
Meeting.
363
00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:13,063
I get the feeling
you're trying to blow me off. .
364
00:17:13,097 --> 00:17:15,733
Oh, no. Hey, look, listen.
No, ed.
365
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:18,401
I think you're great.
I really do. .
366
00:17:18,436 --> 00:17:19,936
It's just that, you know,
367
00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:22,305
I'm looking
to have some fun right now,
368
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:23,707
kind of play the field. .
369
00:17:23,741 --> 00:17:25,576
If you can live with that,
great. .
370
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,478
Maybe we can still hang out. .
371
00:17:27,512 --> 00:17:30,780
But if not, I think
we better just say goodbye. .
372
00:17:30,815 --> 00:17:35,486
Um... I'm sorry
you feel that way. .
373
00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:41,358
Oh, Nikki, I'm impressed.
374
00:17:41,392 --> 00:17:44,428
I couldn't have done it
better myself. .
375
00:17:46,564 --> 00:17:48,332
What's the matter?
376
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:50,801
I really liked him! .
377
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:59,009
God, I feel...
So bad for Trevor.
378
00:17:59,043 --> 00:18:00,711
I mean... .
379
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:02,245
Look at him... .
380
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,081
Lying there in pain. .
381
00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:05,849
He has no idea
382
00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:10,154
his entire world is gonna
come crashing down on him. .
383
00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:11,955
Yeah. .
384
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,690
Poor bastard. .
385
00:18:15,593 --> 00:18:17,928
Let's tell him. .
386
00:18:17,962 --> 00:18:19,196
No. .
387
00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:21,665
Not like this.
I'll handle it my way. .
388
00:18:21,699 --> 00:18:23,300
Until I tell him,
389
00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:26,303
you and I have to be discreet
and act like friends. .
390
00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:28,872
Out of respect for Trevor. .
391
00:18:28,906 --> 00:18:32,275
Right.
Out of respect for Trevor. .
392
00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:38,482
Mm. Mmm. Mm. .
393
00:18:38,516 --> 00:18:40,350
Uh! We can't do this here. .
394
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:42,452
You're right. You're right. .
395
00:18:42,486 --> 00:18:46,090
You know, they...
they just lost someone in 604. .
396
00:18:49,227 --> 00:18:50,561
You're right. .
397
00:18:50,595 --> 00:18:52,529
I-I'm gonna go. .
398
00:18:57,802 --> 00:18:59,703
Wait a second, um...
399
00:18:59,737 --> 00:19:02,572
I have a confession to make. .
400
00:19:02,606 --> 00:19:07,344
Part of me has wanted this
since the day we met. .
401
00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:10,381
Part of me has, too. .
402
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:17,888
You know, since we're putting
all our cards on the table, .
403
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:21,658
I, uh, I have a confession
to make myself. .
404
00:19:21,692 --> 00:19:26,397
When you told me that you
were gonna marry Trevor, uh...
405
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:32,769
I think I might have...
You know, o-on some level... .
406
00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:34,471
Hit him on purpose. .
407
00:19:34,505 --> 00:19:36,874
What?
408
00:19:36,908 --> 00:19:40,176
I didn't want to kill him
or anything. .
409
00:19:40,211 --> 00:19:43,246
Just, you know,
kind of nudge him... .
410
00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:44,581
A little bit. .
411
00:19:44,615 --> 00:19:46,549
Are you serious? .
412
00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:47,684
Yeah. .
413
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,487
No, no! .
414
00:19:50,521 --> 00:19:52,289
No! .
415
00:19:52,323 --> 00:19:56,159
What kind of sick,
twisted person are you?
416
00:19:56,193 --> 00:20:00,297
I never told you anything...
417
00:20:04,702 --> 00:20:08,005
about hitting Trevor
on purpose. .
418
00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:09,873
Uugghhh! .
419
00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:17,647
This is a bad day
for the jedi mind trick.
420
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,285
Oh, shut up. .
421
00:20:21,319 --> 00:20:23,086
Uhh! .
422
00:20:38,302 --> 00:20:40,770
Hi, Carter. How are you? .
423
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,005
I...
424
00:20:44,609 --> 00:20:46,276
see? Now he's scared. .
425
00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:49,112
Finally,
we'll get some respect. .
426
00:20:49,146 --> 00:20:50,881
There's a protest
outside the u.N.! .
427
00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:52,115
We need every person!
428
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:53,417
Carter...
429
00:20:53,451 --> 00:20:55,352
Carter, let's go! .
430
00:20:59,991 --> 00:21:02,159
I can't believe it.
431
00:21:02,193 --> 00:21:06,263
I guess the bald caps
didn't work. .
432
00:21:13,871 --> 00:21:16,373
Bald cap.
433
00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:20,144
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