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Charlie.
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Not again.
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Come back to bed, baby.
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l gotta go to work and you snoozed
on my alarm. l'm gonna be late.
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Yeah, well, you peed on me,
so l guess we're even.
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l have a weak bladder.
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l can't go to work like this.
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You work from our kitchen.
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Yeah, but my real job
is to change the sheets.
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Oh, why is it coffee tastes
so much better when you make it?
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Because l make it with love.
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And l also make it with bacon.
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All right, guys.
lf l were to add a C to this word...
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...what word would l have?
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-l know. l know.
-l know.
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A lot of hands, l like it.
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How about Hillary?
What do you got for me?
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-Can.
-Can is correct.
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Hillary, you won
an all-expense-paid trip...
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...to the dry-erase board.
Come on. Have at it.
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There's a washer-dryer combo in it.
Let's see what you got.
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Beautiful C.
Come on, everybody, cheer her on.
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That's just-- That's just good stuff.
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All right, what's next?
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Let's try another one. Okay.
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Who's got another letter we can use
to make a word here?
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Who's got it? Who's got it?
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l'm coming for you,
Ramon Martinez.
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What do you got?
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-P.
-P is an excellent choice.
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And what would that spell?
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-Pan?
-Pan is correct, everybody.
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All right, come on down, Ramon.
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You got this. You can do it.
l believe in you.
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Come on. Let's see what you got.
To the board. Put it there.
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Okay, this is very exciting.
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Look.
Oh, just beautiful penmanship by the--
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Oh, God. l'm so sorry, you guys.
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l'm so sorry you had to see that.
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-Oh, my God.
-Miss Hannah.
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Are you pregnant?
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What?
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My mommy threw up
when she was pregnant with my sister.
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Are you pregnant?
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Are you?
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Yes.
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Hello in there, you.
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l felt you moving.
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Vice Principal Davies will be able
to look after your class for the day...
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...so that's one less thing
to think about.
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l just feel awful for letting that happen
in front of the kids, you know.
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Well, don't worry about it.
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Kind of comes with the territory.
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And those kids, they're pretty tough.
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l'm sure they've seen plenty worse.
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You know, l was never able
to have a child of my own and so....
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Well, now l have about 200 of them.
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Be careful what you wish for, right?
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l'm so curious to know how it is for you
and how you're feeling--
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-Oh, you know--
-And how excited you must be.
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lt's--
l mean, it's hard to explain exactly...
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-Yeah.
-...how it is, but--
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lt's a responsibility, isn't it?
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Probably the biggest responsibility
that we have.
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There's a....
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Thank you.
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Hang on. Hang on one second.
Everybody, please be good.
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ls everything okay, Mrs. Hannah?
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l just feel really embarrassed, but....
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l feel a lot better
and l wanted to thank you, so....
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Well....
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l know you were drinking this morning.
l saw you.
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What? No, no. What--?
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Drinking when you're pregnant
is really dangerous.
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l know that.
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l'm not actually pregnant.
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-What?
-lt's just-- l'm really hung over.
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And the kids started asking me
questions and l threw up and l just--
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l....
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Okay.
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That's....
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That's not good.
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l know. l know.
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Please. Please don't say anything.
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Just go home.
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Get some sleep.
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Next up, we've got Kate.
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You got this!
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-Yes.
-Yes.
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Oh, it just fades out.
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Yeah!
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Okay.
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Who's next?
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Your turn.
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Baby.
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-Hey.
-That was great.
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-You sound like an angel.
-Oh, really?
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A drunk, drunk, drunk angel.
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lf you were gonna write about me,
what would you say?
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l would say that l have the sexiest...
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...most amazing wife on the planet.
The entire planet.
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Oh, and it'd be such a shitty article
and nobody would read it.
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l gotta go. l got work to do.
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You boys have fun.
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-Goodbye. l love you.
-Bye.
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Goodbye. l love you.
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Hey, are you okay?
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You know what, girl? l am not okay.
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-You're not?
-No.
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My bitch sister just-- She just took off
and left me here to go hook up...
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...with this asshole.
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And now l don't have a car.
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l don't have a ride.
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-l don't know what to do.
-Man.
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l mean, l guess--
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You could give me a ride?
Oh, my God, thank you so much.
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Thank you so much.
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l was gonna say call you a cab.
l don't know you.
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No, no, no.
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No, l-- lt's very close.
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Please?
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You know,
you shouldn't drink and drive.
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-l wasn't--
-l'm just kidding.
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Can l have a sip?
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l'm so thirsty.
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lt's whiskey, so....
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Fuck, yeah, it's whiskey.
l fucking love whiskey.
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You are a hardcore drinking bitch
like me.
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l don't know about that.
l don't know.
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You're such a cute little bitch.
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Thank you.
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Hey, can l smoke in the car?
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Okay. Yeah, that's fine.
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Can you just roll the window down?
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Of course. l'm not uncivilized.
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What--? That's not what l thought
you were talking about.
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Do you want a hit?
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Oh, what is it? ls it pot?
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Of course not.
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Do l look like a hippie? lt's crack.
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Oh, shit.
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-Shit.
-No, no, no. lt's good crack. lt's good.
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-l have never done crack before.
-Really?
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lt is amazing.
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lt's gonna sober your butt up too.
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-Just take a hit.
-All right. Okay, one puff.
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You're so smart.
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You're really a wise girl.
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l feel like l know
what it's like to be homeless.
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lf you saw me, you didn't know me,
we hadn't connected tonight...
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...you might think, "There goes
some upper-class, NPR-listening...
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...lazy, liberal, self-congratulatory,
never-been-through-anything--"
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And it's not true. l grew up poor.
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Single mother. Single mother.
There was this thing at McDonald's.
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They'd sell 29-cent hamburgers,
39-cent cheeseburgers...
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...and we would go there
and she would buy 20 of them.
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That was the limit.
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People like us,
we'd put them in a freezer.
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And, yeah,
l had a weight issue in high school.
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l did, l admit that. But when l started
drinking, l stopped eating so much.
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What l'm saying is that you and me--
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You and me,
we are not that different.
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lt's okay. Go to sleep. lt's fine.
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-lt's okay. lt's okay.
-Oh, babe.
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l'm so glad you're okay.
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Listen....
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l don't think l can do this anymore.
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l think l need to slow down.
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-Yeah?
-And...
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...l might need help.
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Hey.
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l'll help you.
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Yeah.
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All right,
l'm gonna tell you something.
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But you have to promise
not to tell anybody, okay?
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Okay. l promise.
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l'm serious. Not even your brother.
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Of course. What?
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Last night, l ended up...
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...kind of...
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...smoking crack.
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Wait. What?
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There was this drunk girl
outside the bar. She needed help.
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She needed a ride. l didn't know--
l ended up smoking crack.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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How does that even happen?
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l mean, so you give someone a ride
and she rewards you with crack?
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She seemed desperate, okay?
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She's-- She needed a ride home.
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Where? Where does she live?
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Downtown. l think she....
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Maybe she lived in a tent.
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l don't know.
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-What?
-l don't know.
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She might have been homeless.
She might have been a prostitute.
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Hey. Okay.
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l'm just playing devil's advocate.
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Maybe it's the crack smoking...
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...you need help with
and not the drinking.
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l'm just saying.
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Well, the drinking is what led
to the crack smoking.
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And the drinking is what leads
to everything stupid that l do.
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Charlie....
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Look, okay, we'll just....
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We'll just chill out on the drinking,
okay?
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We'll just be, you know,
wine-with-dinner people.
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Yeah?
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-We're good.
-Are we good?
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-We're good. Go, go, go.
-Coming.
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l want some gummy bears
on a snow cone.
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Okay, l'll find you one.
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That's a clown, babe.
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-That was a clown. Did you see that?
-lt's a clown, babe.
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-Watch out for the crack.
-Where? What crack?
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Oh, l thought there was a crack
next to--
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l don't know.
You must have smoked it.
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Oh, you're so funny. You're so--
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l was drunk, okay?
Get over it, Charlie.
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Well, maybe you should go to one
of those-- You know, those meetings.
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Remember when l went in there?
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-Stole one of those Q&A pamphlets.
-Holy shit, yes.
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And then we answered
all the questions "yes"...
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...and at the end, it said, "lf you
answered these questions 'yes'...
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...you might be an alcoholic."
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-Hey, let's drink the tequila.
-Yes. l want some margaritas.
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-Oh, you didn't.
-l did.
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-l'm gonna get you.
-No.
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-Yeah?
-No. No. No!
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Charlie.
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Come on, Charlie. Come on.
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Come on.
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-What's happening?
-You almost fell asleep.
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-Don't fall asleep. Don't fall asleep.
-Yeah. No. l'm not, l'm not.
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Okay. Okay.
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Hi.
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What?
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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l can't sell you these.
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-Sorry, l can't.
-Why? Why? Oh, you can't tell l'm 21 ?
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Come on. Come on,
l'm in here all the time. You know me.
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Yeah, l know you and l like you.
242
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But l can't sell you these
because it's too late.
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Oh, well, we can just pretend
it's before 2, right?
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Look. Look, it's only 1 :45.
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-Stop. Stop.
-lt's totally fine.
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-Come on, man, it's just a little wine.
-Seriously, it's not gonna happen.
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l'm not even driving or anything.
Come on.
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And you know what?
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lf you give it to me,
l'll let you have a sip.
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Gonna let you have a sip.
251
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,251
As enticing as that is, it's the law.
252
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,546
And l can't sell you alcohol after 2 a.m.
And you know this.
253
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:59,215
Then why don't you just give it to me,
okay?
254
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,802
Like a friend, a gift for a friend.
And that won't hurt anybody.
255
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,347
Because l don't wanna lose my job.
256
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,063
You, hey.
257
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,566
You. You. You distract him, okay?
258
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:20,779
Kate, why don't you get, like, a bottle
of water or a coffee or something?
259
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:26,034
-Water or coffee.
-Yeah.
260
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:29,371
Really? Really?
Because l won't suck your dick?
261
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,040
-Okay, you gotta go.
-Fuck you.
262
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,251
-No, that's enough. You gotta go.
-Fuck you, okay?
263
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:38,797
This is bullshit. So fuck you.
264
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,256
Oh, l have to pee.
265
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,467
-Kate. Kate.
-Oh, l have to pee.
266
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,177
Where are you going?
267
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:48,807
Shit. Come on, Kate.
268
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,351
Oh, it's locked. lt's locked.
269
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:55,397
-What the fuck are you doing?
-Sorry. l just--
270
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:58,566
l have to pee really, really bad
sometimes.
271
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,236
Just go, please.
272
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,657
Holy shit.
273
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:13,123
You seriously just pissed the floor?
274
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,919
Out.
275
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:26,594
Kate. What--? No. Hey, hey, hey!
276
00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:50,553
ls everything okay with you?
277
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,683
l don't know.
278
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,270
No.
279
00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:02,107
l mean...
280
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:07,946
...l puked in front of bunch of little kids
and told everybody l'm pregnant, so....
281
00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:11,324
Yeah, l don't think that's really okay,
is it?
282
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,785
No, l don't think so.
283
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,000
l normally...
284
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:25,922
...don't tell people l work with
about this...
285
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:32,554
...but l'm a bit of an expert
when it comes to these things.
286
00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,725
-You?
-Yeah, me.
287
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,311
l've lived a strange one.
288
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,940
l'm nine years sober, AA and NA.
289
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:49,904
l used to drink cocaine.
290
00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,576
lt's really cheap in the Philippines.
291
00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:58,246
Listen, Kate...
292
00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:02,000
...l know meetings are weird.
293
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:03,668
Especially at first.
294
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,254
But if you want to--
295
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:10,091
l mean, you never need
to feel like you have to.
296
00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:14,262
But the ones l go to are pretty small,
nice little groups.
297
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:17,265
So l'd be happy to take you.
298
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,437
No pressure, okay?
299
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,606
That shit saved my life though.
300
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,985
-Patricia.
-Oh, well, hello, Dave.
301
00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:31,529
What are you up to today,
or dare l ask?
302
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:33,615
No good as usual.
303
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:37,452
l'm off to watch Miss Carol's art class
make some macaroni art.
304
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:40,872
-Pretty stoked.
-Oh, Dave.
305
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,166
-Have a nice day, ladies.
-All right.
306
00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:45,460
-Hey, Kate, l got you something.
-Hey.
307
00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:48,880
Yeah. Look at this.
308
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:52,175
-OJ. Folic acid.
-Right, right.
309
00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:56,763
You need this right now.
lt's very important for that baby.
310
00:25:57,014 --> 00:26:00,308
Boy. Well, your mom must be
just about over the moon right now.
311
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:05,396
l bet she's home making baby clothes
and planning a shower and--
312
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:09,734
Oh, my mom and l
aren't really that close, so....
313
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,819
Oh, you're not close with your mom?
314
00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:14,113
-Nope.
-l'm sorry.
315
00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:18,993
But you know what? Guess what's
gonna bring you closer together again.
316
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,330
-What?
-This baby.
317
00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:32,423
-Hey.
-Hey.
318
00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:34,467
How was your day?
319
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:36,719
What's that smell?
320
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:42,517
lt was all right.
Oh, sorry, l made ketchup soup.
321
00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:46,437
Charlie, you have to eat.
322
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,730
What?
323
00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:50,108
lt was tasty.
324
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:56,114
Hey, so l'm gonna go see that band
from lceland--
325
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,700
You know, with the triplets.
--play tonight.
326
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:01,369
You wanna go with me and Owen?
327
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,999
Sounds like a lot of fun, but....
328
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:10,378
Come on, it will be fun. Look, l'm
supposed to review the show for work.
329
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,714
Yeah, it's....
330
00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:16,968
This guy that l work with,
Mr. Davies....
331
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:20,096
-The vice principal?
-Yeah, he--
332
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:27,395
lt turns out that he's sober
and he invited me to a meeting.
333
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,860
That's-- That's cool.
334
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,040
-Hey. Good.
-Hey.
335
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:49,751
So this is much more my speed.
336
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:53,254
l can assure you,
no one here is the slightest bit hip.
337
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:57,967
And l actually looked at this dog with
the intention of trying to explain it...
338
00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:00,219
...and then realized
there was no way...
339
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:05,266
...that l could get it
through this dog's brain that he--
340
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:09,354
That what l was doing
was in his best interest...
341
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:13,274
...even though he couldn't understand
and that his brain was too small.
342
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:16,277
And when l got home,
both sets were in my bag...
343
00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:18,654
...and l wasn't charged for both.
344
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:22,617
So l sat with it for a while.
345
00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:27,997
And l lost sleep over it
because l didn't pay for it...
346
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:30,291
...and this is a program of honesty.
347
00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:35,713
All l knew about taking care of myself
was fucking people over...
348
00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:38,841
...lying to get by.
349
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,721
l had no idea
how to even look for a normal job...
350
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,723
...or pay my bills on time.
351
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,226
Hell, pay my bills at all.
352
00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:50,603
Now l pay my bills online.
353
00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:52,146
Yep.
354
00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:54,982
l found a love in cooking.
355
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:58,319
l have my own
catering business now.
356
00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:05,368
And maybe l have replaced alcohol
with chocolate-chip cookies...
357
00:29:05,536 --> 00:29:09,122
...and vanilla wafers,
banana pudding...
358
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:12,834
...doughnuts,
jelly doughnuts to be specific...
359
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:17,004
...potato salad, shawarma...
360
00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:20,925
...and nacho cheese.
361
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,928
Y'all know what l'm talking about.
362
00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:27,098
-l kind of like her.
-lt's been years....
363
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,016
-You don't like her?
-l like her.
364
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:32,145
Oh, you do? Sponsor potential.
365
00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:35,481
Get her number at the break.
366
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:37,066
But l'm glad.
367
00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:40,236
-You're kind of like my wingman.
-But l have my wounds.
368
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:44,699
From now on,
l'm going to enjoy my doughnuts.
369
00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:48,202
l prefer them over hangovers.
370
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:50,997
We'll now have a 1 0-minute break.
371
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:59,255
-l just-- l really liked your speech.
-Oh, thank you, honey.
372
00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:04,927
All that dumb shit happened, so now
l'm glad it's at least entertaining.
373
00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:09,557
-What's your name?
-Kate.
374
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,394
This is my first time
at one of these things.
375
00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:18,399
l mean, at least it's my first time
that l'm not wasted, so....
376
00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:22,528
Yeah. l remember doing
some of that myself.
377
00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:29,911
l'm sorry,
l don't really know how this works.
378
00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:33,414
Could l get your number?
l don't know if l'll need it, l just--
379
00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:37,168
Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
l'll be happy to explain it all to you.
380
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:40,505
And we can also just talk.
381
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,091
Cool.
382
00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:49,972
Look, this is the kind of meeting
where anyone can share.
383
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:51,557
Sharing always helps me...
384
00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:55,728
...so try introducing yourself
to the group.
385
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,443
l'm Kate.
386
00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:04,820
l'm an alcoholic.
387
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:06,531
-Hi, Kate.
-Hi, Kate.
388
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:09,700
l'm sorry, l don't mean to laugh.
389
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,870
Those words are weird.
390
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:17,124
l mean, l guess l--
391
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:20,711
Yeah. l don't know if l'm an alcoholic,
really. l drink a lot.
392
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:24,298
And l've always drank a lot.
393
00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:26,634
Everyone l know drinks a lot.
394
00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:30,680
So l never really thought
it was a problem.
395
00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:37,853
But lately,
it kind of seems like it is, so....
396
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:42,733
l wanna be able to have a beer
without it turning into 20...
397
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:46,153
...or wetting the bed.
398
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:51,784
lt seems like every time l drink,
something awful happens...
399
00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:54,829
...and all the things
that used to be funny...
400
00:31:54,997 --> 00:31:57,415
...are not really funny anymore...
401
00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:03,671
...and things have gone
from embarrassing to scary, so....
402
00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:07,717
So, yeah, l'm kind of--
403
00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:10,720
l'm kind of scared.
404
00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:17,351
l think we're four seconds in--
405
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:19,520
l'm in sixth place.
l'm making my move.
406
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:22,189
l'm getting serious now.
l'm getting serious.
407
00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:25,526
Frightening. lt's a story about a--
408
00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,033
Perfect, we're not.
409
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,638
Kate, alcoholic.
410
00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:02,396
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
411
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,276
Here we are.
412
00:33:09,363 --> 00:33:10,696
Excuse me.
413
00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:12,907
l am really proud of you, Kate.
414
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:15,660
God.
415
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:18,162
l think the longest time
l've been sober...
416
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,706
...since high school was like a week.
417
00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:24,669
My first three months
were such hell.
418
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:27,088
The only reason
l think l'm sober today...
419
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:30,716
...is l just never could fathom
going through that again.
420
00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:36,597
Yeah. lt's so hard and weird,
and now that l'm not drinking...
421
00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:39,433
...l have these other problems
l have to deal with.
422
00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:43,437
lt takes time, right?
423
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,941
My ex-wife, she doesn't drink.
424
00:33:47,109 --> 00:33:49,443
Well, not like us.
425
00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:55,116
As soon as l got sober,
l started to change and she just didn't.
426
00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:57,618
l didn't know you were married.
427
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:58,828
Yeah.
428
00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:03,791
l was married once, in my other life.
429
00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,964
You know, l shouldn't be talking to you
about this stuff.
430
00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:11,716
Why?
431
00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:14,176
l don't know.
432
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:16,929
Oh, right. Right.
433
00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:20,808
l forgot that men stick with men,
women stick with women.
434
00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:23,227
l don't get all that.
435
00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:28,649
Well, if you were sitting
where l'm sitting, you'd understand.
436
00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:34,488
Are you trying to tell me
you have a crush on me?
437
00:34:35,031 --> 00:34:37,491
What am l, one of your students?
A crush?
438
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:39,827
Yeah, yeah, a crush.
439
00:34:41,037 --> 00:34:43,205
l kind of do, yeah.
440
00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:46,959
l have a crush on you.
441
00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:51,005
l know that's wrong.
You're newly sober and married.
442
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,716
l shouldn't be thinking about you
like that...
443
00:34:53,884 --> 00:34:56,218
...but, yeah.
444
00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:59,555
l should put that out on the table.
Honesty.
445
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,099
Well, it's okay.
446
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:05,311
You know,
l think you're a really nice guy.
447
00:35:05,479 --> 00:35:06,687
Oh, great.
448
00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:10,232
Really nice guys are the nerds
who carry the pretty girls' books.
449
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,276
Oh, come on.
450
00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:15,696
l think you're beautiful.
451
00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:20,367
And smart and sexy and cool.
452
00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:22,828
And l know it's wrong...
453
00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:25,956
...but in meetings...
454
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:30,211
...l just stare at your lips
and your legs.
455
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:33,714
And l can't stop thinking
about fucking your moist pussy.
456
00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:36,884
What?
457
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:40,012
-What? What?
-l don't know why l just said that.
458
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,723
l don't know why you just said that.
Oh, my God.
459
00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:44,558
That was a bad thing to say.
460
00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:47,728
Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
that was a really bad thing to say.
461
00:35:47,896 --> 00:35:51,732
l am so, so sorry.
l am feeling really confused.
462
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:54,568
l'm just really not smart
at talking to women.
463
00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:56,654
l mean, who says that?
Who says that?
464
00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,531
"Fuck your moist pussy"?
465
00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:01,158
Yeah, it sounds bad now
when you repeat it.
466
00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:03,244
l'm gonna go inside...
467
00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:05,454
-...where l live with my husband.
-Yeah.
468
00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:08,082
Okay? But thanks...
469
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:11,585
...for your creepy version of honesty.
470
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:15,381
l'm sorry.
471
00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:19,301
What, did l--? Did l do something?
472
00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:21,929
No, no. lt's....
473
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,558
We don't talk.
474
00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:29,770
Well, we used to.
475
00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:34,984
Yeah, but now you just come home
and go to the meetings.
476
00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:38,279
-By the time you get back, l'm just--
-Kind of drunk?
477
00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:42,449
No, l was just--
l was gonna say tired.
478
00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:44,618
l'm....
479
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,913
l have some things
l have to do this weekend...
480
00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:51,876
...and l think l'm gonna go up
to Lake Arrowhead.
481
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,797
To see your mom?
482
00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,676
Why?
483
00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:03,304
Do l need a reason?
484
00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:05,681
With your mom?
485
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:07,516
Kind of.
486
00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:09,393
Yeah.
487
00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:14,773
-ls this the amends step?
-No.
488
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:19,236
Well, then why are you going?
489
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:22,656
l just....
490
00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:26,327
We send her checks.
491
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:29,622
But we don't see her.
l mean, it feels like....
492
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:33,500
lt feels like l'm paying her
not to be in my life.
493
00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:39,757
And l just think it would be nice
to go and see her.
494
00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:43,677
Jenny said it would be a good idea.
495
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:47,181
-What?
-Nothing.
496
00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:52,186
Now, do you do everything
your sponsor tells you to do?
497
00:37:52,354 --> 00:37:54,939
-No.
-No?
498
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:58,025
What, you think l can't think
for myself?
499
00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,611
Of course.
500
00:38:01,488 --> 00:38:03,280
lt's just, you know...
501
00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:09,495
...you haven't seen your mom
in a long damn time.
502
00:38:09,663 --> 00:38:12,873
And you didn't listen to me
when l suggested...
503
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:15,376
...that we go visit her, so....
504
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:18,963
-Baby, l listen to you. l do.
-Yeah.
505
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:22,216
lt's just this feels like the right time.
506
00:38:22,384 --> 00:38:26,762
You know, just with everything
that l'm going through, the changes.
507
00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:29,348
Yeah.
508
00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:34,019
l get it.
509
00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:39,900
Well, do you think
l could come with you?
510
00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:41,777
lf you come--
511
00:38:41,945 --> 00:38:44,571
-Don't take this the wrong way.
-What?
512
00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:48,742
--l would prefer it if you didn't drink.
513
00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:23,110
Katie.
514
00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:24,778
Hey.
515
00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:26,447
What are you doing here?
516
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:27,906
l left you a message.
517
00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:32,411
Oh, honey, l don't listen to that.
518
00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:37,041
Hey there, Charlie. How are you?
519
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,959
Hey, Rochelle.
520
00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:42,337
Whoa, this is a surprise.
521
00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:46,884
l can't believe the two of you
came to visit. Hell has frozen over.
522
00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,510
Come on.
523
00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:52,139
This calls for a celebration.
524
00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:56,310
Let's have some Bloody Marys.
Come on in.
525
00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,981
Water's fine for me, Mom.
526
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:07,154
You wouldn't believe
how the neighborhood's changed.
527
00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:10,866
When Mr. Baker passed away
and the kids put Mrs. Baker in a home...
528
00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:13,327
...the people that moved in:
529
00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:17,289
There you go. Here, darling.
530
00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:19,500
lf you ask me, it's a meth house.
531
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:24,546
They got these weird little 5-year-old
twins that are playing in the front yard.
532
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:26,924
But l'm pretty sure they're lookouts.
533
00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:28,884
That's pretty wild, Mom.
534
00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:30,511
Right?
535
00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:33,972
What's the matter, honey?
You think l forgot how to mix them?
536
00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:36,767
Oh, it's just l asked for water.
537
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:41,355
Please. No means yes where l'm from.
Am l right or am l right?
538
00:40:41,523 --> 00:40:46,193
Well, that's kind of
why l came up here, so....
539
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,195
Yeah.
540
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:51,782
l stopped drinking.
541
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:57,871
-Okay.
-l did. l really-- l really did.
542
00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,873
You bet.
543
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,542
Oh, are you pregnant?
544
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,335
-Mom.
-How exciting.
545
00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:05,003
l'm gonna be a grandma.
546
00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:08,549
Don't believe that thing about
not drinking when you're pregnant.
547
00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:11,885
l mean, l drank plenty with Katie
when l was pregnant.
548
00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:14,346
Mom, l'm not pregnant.
549
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,308
All right?
l stopped because l needed a break.
550
00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:21,228
Well, good, honey, good.
551
00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:25,149
-We'll see how long it lasts.
-Well, it's lasted a while.
552
00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:30,654
You picked a good partner
for this little adventure.
553
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,739
Well, l'm not drinking--
554
00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:35,617
Oh, Charlie, drink if you want, okay?
555
00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:37,744
He didn't stop. l stopped.
556
00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:40,330
l stopped for me.
557
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,709
And l'm going to 12-step meetings.
558
00:41:43,877 --> 00:41:46,170
Oh, God, Assholes Anonymous.
559
00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:50,966
Katie's father went to those meetings
a few years after we got married.
560
00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:52,843
Dried up, left us.
561
00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:55,470
You can see how well
that worked out for me.
562
00:41:55,638 --> 00:42:00,225
l raised her all by myself in this palace
while he was off in Florida...
563
00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:03,937
...with his shiny new wife and kids,
the son of a bitch.
564
00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,358
Be careful.
565
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,945
They can change, you know.
566
00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:16,200
God, l kind of hoped
you'd be happy for me, Mom.
567
00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:18,785
l am, honey, really.
568
00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:24,124
Okay. l'm not being a good hostess.
569
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:27,920
l'll microwave you your favorite.
570
00:42:31,466 --> 00:42:35,344
Do you wanna change the channel
or do you like these hairdos?
571
00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:37,971
-Stick with hairdos.
-Oh, yeah.
572
00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:42,100
-l had that.
-Did you really?
573
00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:45,062
lt was not quite that big,
but it was pretty big.
574
00:42:55,365 --> 00:42:58,492
Me and my Mom used to come here
to Santa's Village...
575
00:42:58,660 --> 00:43:00,327
...every year around Christmas.
576
00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:03,038
lt's like the one thing
we did together...
577
00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:05,290
...that was actually fun.
578
00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:11,213
Big-ass candy cane.
579
00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:16,009
When you were younger,
did you ever just, like, sneak away...
580
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:19,429
...with young boys
and, you know, hook up with them...
581
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,932
-...in the woods?
-What?
582
00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:03,557
Surprise!
583
00:44:03,725 --> 00:44:06,727
Oh, my God,
look at that expression.
584
00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:09,563
Don't be mad.
l thought this would be good for you.
585
00:44:09,731 --> 00:44:12,649
Listen, everybody here
wants to share in your happiness.
586
00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:14,609
Right, everybody?
587
00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:18,572
-This is-- You shouldn't have, really.
-We did.
588
00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:21,575
Okay.
589
00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:24,453
This is from-- This is from Rhonda.
590
00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:27,372
Okay, Rhonda,
let's see what we got.
591
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:30,500
-Oh, Sad lsn't Bad.
-Another one of these.
592
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:34,546
-Oh, it's the same.
-Oh, hundred percent adorable.
593
00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:37,424
Really pretty, really pretty bag.
594
00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:39,760
Another cute-- Look.
595
00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:41,553
Thank you, Angie.
596
00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:45,140
That is just too cute.
597
00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:47,893
lt's so moist.
598
00:44:55,943 --> 00:45:00,614
Kate.
599
00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:05,619
-Kate.
-What?
600
00:45:05,787 --> 00:45:08,455
Listen, l am so, so sorry.
601
00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:11,124
You have no idea
how much this is eating me up.
602
00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:13,210
Look, l'm flattered, okay?
603
00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:16,797
l'm flattered that you have feelings
for me, all right?
604
00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:20,092
-But l'm married.
-l know.
605
00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:22,886
Sorry.
l'll apologize to your husband--
606
00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:26,473
No, no, no. lt's fine. l didn't tell him.
607
00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:28,809
Just-- You can't--
608
00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:32,896
You can't say that to a girl, ever.
609
00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:35,982
Really, consider it a rule of thumb,
all right?
610
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:37,275
Okay.
611
00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:40,570
Because l'm sure one day
you're gonna meet a nice...
612
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,781
...available lady.
613
00:45:44,951 --> 00:45:46,493
But God, if you ever...
614
00:45:47,036 --> 00:45:50,747
...ever say...to her...
615
00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:54,334
...you will never ever, ever, ever see
that part of her body.
616
00:45:54,502 --> 00:45:57,462
Okay. Okay. Yeah.
617
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,341
Thank you.
618
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:08,265
l feel like this was a really good talk.
619
00:46:09,809 --> 00:46:12,269
That cake was really moist.
620
00:46:15,565 --> 00:46:17,149
See you later.
621
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:22,154
No, l'm not a terrible....
622
00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,577
You don't wanna get married?
623
00:46:28,744 --> 00:46:30,579
No, fuck that, man.
624
00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:36,126
-Hey.
-Hey.
625
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:37,794
What's up?
626
00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:41,298
l saw you guys found the cake
Jenny and l baked.
627
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:44,593
Thanks. lt was so good, man.
You should go get a slice.
628
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,179
l just thought
we could all eat it together.
629
00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:51,391
Oh, l didn't think about that, babe.
l'm sorry.
630
00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:53,685
-ldiot.
-But, l mean...?
631
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:58,190
-Was it good?
-lt was good.
632
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:01,318
-lt was good.
-Good.
633
00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:02,903
lt was really good.
634
00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:05,405
Plenty of tequila
to make up for the cake.
635
00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:08,575
Dude, you know, she doesn't--
Come on, man, she's in AA.
636
00:47:08,743 --> 00:47:10,619
She hasn't drank in, like, forever.
637
00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:12,204
-Right?
-That sucks.
638
00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:13,914
Do you still smoke weed?
639
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,250
l was never really
a big weed smoker, so, no.
640
00:47:17,418 --> 00:47:19,085
Not weed, but...
641
00:47:20,713 --> 00:47:23,924
...crack.
He told me you smoked crack.
642
00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:26,009
Shut the fuck up. Shut up.
643
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:28,386
-You told me she smoked.
-You smoke crack?
644
00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:32,766
No, no, my wife doesn't smoke crack.
645
00:47:32,934 --> 00:47:34,935
l'm sorry, dude. No, look, she only--
646
00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:38,772
You've only smoked it once, right?
l'm not saying you're a crackhead.
647
00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:42,817
Thanks, Charlie.
648
00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:48,281
-Babe.
-That was a secret, wasn't it?
649
00:47:48,950 --> 00:47:52,077
l'm sorry. l'm sorry. l was drunk.
650
00:47:52,245 --> 00:47:56,623
Great. How about you guys just go
ahead and go on to the bar, all right?
651
00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:58,500
-No.
-Get off me.
652
00:47:58,668 --> 00:48:01,461
-Don't touch me. Don't--
-Hey.
653
00:48:01,963 --> 00:48:04,798
Are you sure you don't want
to just come with me?
654
00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:08,468
No! l don't-- l'm not going.
Get off of me.
655
00:48:08,636 --> 00:48:10,720
You don't have to drink.
656
00:48:12,765 --> 00:48:16,935
l'm sure there's near beer
or something. lt'll be-- lt'll be fun.
657
00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:18,478
l'm staying in.
658
00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:20,188
-Oh, you're staying in.
-Yeah.
659
00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:23,608
Oh, you're staying in.
That sounds fun.
660
00:48:23,985 --> 00:48:27,279
Bye. Okay, you're going.
661
00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:29,823
-Goodbye.
-Just one.
662
00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:31,116
Babe, come on.
663
00:48:31,284 --> 00:48:32,659
Stop.
664
00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:35,328
Just go, okay?
665
00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:37,414
Just go.
666
00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:39,124
l love you.
667
00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:42,752
Okay.
668
00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:48,925
Three plus four is...?
669
00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:50,302
-Yes?
-Seven.
670
00:48:50,469 --> 00:48:54,139
Nice. Three plus five is...?
671
00:48:54,307 --> 00:48:56,975
Mrs. Hannah,
shouldn't you be more fatter?
672
00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:58,351
What?
673
00:48:58,519 --> 00:49:02,188
Because of the baby.
My mom got real fat.
674
00:49:04,984 --> 00:49:09,029
Well, the correct way
to ask that question would be:
675
00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:11,156
"Shouldn't you be fatter?"
676
00:49:11,324 --> 00:49:15,702
So when you guys are
old and wise second graders...
677
00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:18,371
...you will start learning
about multiplication.
678
00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:23,043
Mrs. Hannah,
shouldn't you be fatter?
679
00:49:27,048 --> 00:49:28,590
Well...
680
00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:33,470
...l'm not gonna have a baby.
681
00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:39,351
Okay, look. Look, l was pregnant...
682
00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:44,397
...and then it turned out it just--
lt wasn't my time, l suppose, and--
683
00:49:44,565 --> 00:49:49,027
Mrs. Hannah, did you kill the baby?
684
00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:50,862
What?
685
00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:53,239
No, no. No, of course not.
686
00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:56,034
My mom said if you kill a baby,
you go to hell.
687
00:49:56,202 --> 00:49:59,287
And you can't even go to church
to ask God for forgiveness.
688
00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:01,539
Mrs. Hannah, are you going to hell?
689
00:50:01,707 --> 00:50:05,168
No. l did not kill my baby, and--
690
00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:07,337
We should not be talking about this.
691
00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:10,006
Sometimes
when a woman is pregnant...
692
00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:13,385
...she stops being pregnant
before it's even a baby.
693
00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:15,595
She stops being pregnant, okay?
694
00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:19,933
-Because a doctor murders it.
-No, not because a doctor murders it.
695
00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:24,145
Okay.
696
00:50:24,647 --> 00:50:26,940
lt's called a miscarriage.
697
00:50:27,108 --> 00:50:29,109
And that means....
698
00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:32,570
lt wasn't my plan.
699
00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:35,782
lt's just what happened, okay?
700
00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:40,078
So does anybody
have other questions for me?
701
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:45,959
All right, let's just get back
to subtraction and addition...
702
00:50:46,127 --> 00:50:49,212
...and all that great stuff.
703
00:50:54,927 --> 00:51:01,641
l gotta say, this is most likely
the most boring meal...
704
00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:06,730
...in the history of our planet, so....
705
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,982
That's exciting.
706
00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:12,944
Right? We should celebrate.
707
00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:17,157
Who are you texting?
708
00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:19,325
Jenny.
709
00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:21,995
Oh, she's like a parole officer, huh?
710
00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:25,457
-She's my sponsor.
-Yeah.
711
00:51:25,624 --> 00:51:31,004
l'm just happy to know
that every little fuck-up l make...
712
00:51:31,172 --> 00:51:35,175
...is gonna become a topic
of conversation with some girl...
713
00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:38,011
...that l don't even know.
714
00:51:40,556 --> 00:51:42,432
Okay, baby...
715
00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:44,934
...how was your day?
716
00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:48,062
l just finished up some work.
717
00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:51,483
And then l met up with Owen...
718
00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:55,528
...and watched the game...
719
00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:57,781
...turned in my story.
720
00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:00,366
You do anything special?
721
00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:03,286
Well...
722
00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:06,206
...l lied to my class again.
723
00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:08,208
l told them l had a miscarriage.
724
00:52:10,878 --> 00:52:12,337
-lt's not funny.
-No, it's--
725
00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:13,922
l mean, it's funny.
726
00:52:14,089 --> 00:52:18,718
You know, telling fucked-up things
to kids is always funny.
727
00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:22,514
-You know, in a fucked-up kind of way.
-Well, great.
728
00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:25,099
l'm just glad we're not
actually having a baby.
729
00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:26,976
Really, really glad.
730
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:29,395
Come on, Kate.
731
00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:32,899
lt's not that big of a deal.
732
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:36,694
lt's not nothing.
l lied to little kids and to my boss...
733
00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:39,656
...because l can't take responsibility
for my actions.
734
00:52:39,824 --> 00:52:43,159
All right, well, you know,
why don't you do this?
735
00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:46,538
Why don't you go up to the principal
and say:
736
00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:49,332
"You know what?
l never actually was pregnant.
737
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,917
And the reason l puked...
738
00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:55,255
...was because l was up all night
drinking."
739
00:52:55,422 --> 00:52:58,424
Would that make you feel better
about yourself?
740
00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:01,719
l've thought about it
and l think that it would--
741
00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:07,183
lt would make me feel a lot better
about myself. Yeah.
742
00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:11,062
Do it then, you know. Do it.
743
00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:15,817
l mean, l guess you don't need a job.
We can just hang out...
744
00:53:15,985 --> 00:53:18,444
...and make out all the time.
745
00:53:18,946 --> 00:53:21,447
-lt'd be awesome.
-No.
746
00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:24,242
God, of course l don't need a job,
right?
747
00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:28,121
l could just stay at home, like you,
all day...
748
00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:33,084
-...and never do anything responsible.
-l don't ever do anything responsible?
749
00:53:33,586 --> 00:53:38,715
Really? What about, l don't know,
buying this house that we live in?
750
00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:40,675
Charlie.
751
00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:45,847
Having rich parents
doesn't make you responsible, okay?
752
00:53:46,015 --> 00:53:48,975
ln fact, l think it's done the opposite.
753
00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:53,688
Oh, l'm sorry for having a family
that supports us.
754
00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:56,065
You know,
and not the other way around.
755
00:53:56,317 --> 00:53:58,484
What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?
756
00:53:59,278 --> 00:54:04,657
l'm just saying that you can't be
mad at me for having a family...
757
00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:07,452
...that has helped us out.
758
00:54:08,037 --> 00:54:11,831
You know, you should be grateful
that we don't have to struggle.
759
00:54:11,999 --> 00:54:15,710
Struggle? l wouldn't care
if we had to struggle with money...
760
00:54:15,878 --> 00:54:19,047
...because l have struggled
with money my whole life.
761
00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:22,175
l would rather worry
where my next meal is coming from...
762
00:54:22,343 --> 00:54:24,093
...than in some drunken stupor...
763
00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:27,055
...marry a man who just wants to party
and meet bands.
764
00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:30,350
-What are you talking about?
-About you being a baby!
765
00:54:30,517 --> 00:54:33,186
A selfish baby!
766
00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:35,688
-You know what?
-What?
767
00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:39,525
l fucking hate AA!
768
00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:45,531
lt's just-- lt's turned you into a bitch.
769
00:54:45,908 --> 00:54:50,203
A brainwashed bitch.
770
00:54:50,704 --> 00:54:55,875
Well, at least l'm not drunk
all the time.
771
00:55:01,548 --> 00:55:04,550
Everything is so fucked up
right now.
772
00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:08,388
l don't feel normal.
773
00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:11,975
Well, you're not normal.
774
00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:13,643
Most of us aren't.
775
00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:17,480
Okay, not everything is connected
to being an alcoholic.
776
00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:22,068
l'm not just talking about alcoholics.
777
00:55:22,236 --> 00:55:24,404
People are fucking weird.
778
00:55:24,738 --> 00:55:28,741
We all have shit that we carry in our
heads that doesn't make any sense.
779
00:55:29,368 --> 00:55:32,412
At least alcoholics have the tools
to work through it.
780
00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:36,791
Steps.
781
00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:39,043
And talking...
782
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:43,172
...listening, crying.
783
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,967
Yeah, l have the crying part
all worked out.
784
00:55:46,135 --> 00:55:48,344
l know, right?
785
00:55:50,055 --> 00:55:52,432
l think my first year...
786
00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:57,103
...l must have cried tears
l'd been saving since l was like 8.
787
00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:03,943
lt's hard to live your life honestly,
you know?
788
00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:06,279
Yeah.
789
00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:13,119
l received a call
from a very upset parent and....
790
00:56:13,954 --> 00:56:16,956
Well, that's actually...
791
00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,459
...how l found out.
792
00:56:20,127 --> 00:56:24,464
l was surprised that you didn't feel
that you could come to me.
793
00:56:25,299 --> 00:56:29,635
One of the kids asked me why l wasn't
getting fat and then another one...
794
00:56:30,137 --> 00:56:32,263
-...asked me if l killed my baby.
-Gosh.
795
00:56:32,431 --> 00:56:33,639
-l just froze.
-Oh, no.
796
00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:35,975
Oh, my God, well....
797
00:56:36,477 --> 00:56:39,228
l'm so sorry
that you had to go through that.
798
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:42,690
That must have been very painful
for you.
799
00:56:44,485 --> 00:56:46,152
Oh, my God, l feel awful.
800
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,072
l know this is a hard time,
you have to keep going.
801
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,406
You have to be strong.
802
00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:52,825
l feel so awful.
l can't keep doing this.
803
00:56:52,993 --> 00:56:56,412
lf you wanna take a day off,
maybe through the weekend.
804
00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:58,456
No, l need to be honest with you.
805
00:57:01,001 --> 00:57:02,502
Okay.
806
00:57:08,217 --> 00:57:10,384
Principal Barnes...
807
00:57:13,013 --> 00:57:14,639
...l was never pregnant.
808
00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:20,520
But you vomited in class.
809
00:57:20,896 --> 00:57:23,648
l know. l lied. l lied to you.
810
00:57:23,816 --> 00:57:26,192
l lied to the class.
811
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,112
l lied because l was scared...
812
00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:33,032
...and when that happened,
l panicked.
813
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,992
-The truth...
-Oh, my God, Kate.
814
00:57:36,245 --> 00:57:39,038
...is something
that's really hard for....
815
00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:41,165
Are you really sick?
816
00:57:41,333 --> 00:57:43,876
No. No.
817
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:48,089
What is it?
818
00:57:51,176 --> 00:57:52,385
l'm an alcoholic.
819
00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:01,727
You're--? You're an alcoholic?
820
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:12,071
l'm an alcoholic, but l'm working on it.
l'm doing the steps and--
821
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:16,534
When that happened, the night before,
l had been out drinking...
822
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:20,246
...and l wasn't feeling too well.
823
00:58:20,414 --> 00:58:22,248
And so you--
824
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:26,377
You vomited in front of children...
825
00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:29,088
...because you were hung over?
826
00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:31,007
Yes.
827
00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:34,844
And then you lied to them
and told them that you were pregnant.
828
00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:37,680
Well, one of the kids asked me
if l was pregnant...
829
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:40,516
...and, yes,
it just sort of fell out of my mouth.
830
00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:44,520
Oh, naturally, of course.
Well, that makes perfect sense.
831
00:58:47,149 --> 00:58:48,816
l-- l'm not--
832
00:58:48,984 --> 00:58:53,196
l don't even know
what to say, Kate. l'm--
833
00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:58,451
This is sickening.
l'm extremely disappointed in you.
834
00:58:58,619 --> 00:59:03,039
l'm really sorry. l've been wanting
to tell you the truth for a long time.
835
00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:06,125
Okay? Honesty is something
really important to me now...
836
00:59:06,293 --> 00:59:10,129
...and l am going to meetings
and l have a sponsor--
837
00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:12,298
Do you know what you've done?
838
00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:17,929
Do you realize
how humiliating this is?
839
00:59:18,639 --> 00:59:20,598
What you've done...
840
00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:23,309
...is completely...
841
00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:25,436
...and utterly irresponsible.
842
00:59:25,604 --> 00:59:30,233
And l'm afraid that l can't have you
here at this school any longer.
843
01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:13,359
What do you need?
844
01:00:15,988 --> 01:00:17,488
Whiskey.
845
01:00:18,365 --> 01:00:19,991
Double.
846
01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:47,393
Can l get another one?
847
01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:49,061
Sure.
848
01:01:31,772 --> 01:01:33,272
Kate?
849
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,941
Kate, are you sure
you're gonna be okay?
850
01:01:44,910 --> 01:01:47,495
Oh, you gotta hear this hooked up
to the speakers.
851
01:01:47,662 --> 01:01:49,538
lt's insane.
852
01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:55,086
What happened to you?
853
01:01:56,296 --> 01:01:58,798
l'm drunk!
854
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,592
l'm drunk.
855
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,428
-And guess what. l'm fired.
-Oh, no.
856
01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:06,472
l'm fired.
857
01:02:07,641 --> 01:02:11,685
Hey, say, baby,
have we got any drinks in the house?
858
01:02:12,938 --> 01:02:15,272
You know, there's some soda.
859
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,316
Hey, babe, l can make some coffee.
860
01:02:17,484 --> 01:02:20,611
Oh, don't be cute with me.
You know what l mean.
861
01:02:22,989 --> 01:02:27,660
So you're not gonna do
the AA thing anymore, huh?
862
01:02:27,828 --> 01:02:30,371
Baby, what gave that away, huh?
863
01:02:30,539 --> 01:02:33,249
How did you know?
864
01:02:36,044 --> 01:02:37,503
Oh, baby.
865
01:02:37,671 --> 01:02:39,588
Hey, baby, come on.
866
01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:42,800
Baby, let's do some shots.
Come on.
867
01:02:42,968 --> 01:02:46,137
Let's do some shots.
868
01:02:46,304 --> 01:02:47,847
What's going on?
869
01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:53,060
Oh, l am celebrating.
What the fuck does it look like?
870
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:54,937
Hey.
871
01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:59,525
So, what, are you gonna be
a little girl? You gonna be a girl?
872
01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:02,361
Or are you gonna drink with me?
873
01:03:03,738 --> 01:03:06,073
l don't think this is a good idea, baby.
874
01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:09,034
Having a beer or something
is one thing...
875
01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:13,789
...but l think you really may have
a problem, babe.
876
01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:17,751
Well, thank you, baby.
Thank you so much...
877
01:03:17,919 --> 01:03:21,881
...you know, for, like,
being there for me...
878
01:03:22,048 --> 01:03:26,927
...when l was trying to get sober.
879
01:03:27,095 --> 01:03:30,723
Hey, look. Hey, baby, l'm sorry.
l'm sorry, l didn't realize.
880
01:03:30,891 --> 01:03:32,600
You didn't realize?
881
01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:35,394
Oh, yeah, you didn't realize.
You know why?
882
01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:38,731
Because you don't fucking care
about me.
883
01:03:38,899 --> 01:03:40,441
What are you talking about?
884
01:03:40,609 --> 01:03:43,235
Hey, of course l care about you.
885
01:03:43,403 --> 01:03:45,613
-l love you. l love you.
-l love you.
886
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:48,240
l love you, but you know what?
887
01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:51,785
Love is the easy part.
Did you know that?
888
01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:55,789
lt's the rest of this shit that's hard.
889
01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,250
-Hey.
-Come on.
890
01:03:58,418 --> 01:04:01,086
-Wait.
-Take off your pants. Come on, baby.
891
01:04:01,254 --> 01:04:02,880
Come on, let's go.
892
01:04:03,048 --> 01:04:05,132
Come on, Charlie.
893
01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:08,135
-You should get some sleep.
-No, l don't wanna sleep.
894
01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:10,554
l don't wanna sleep. l wanna fuck.
Come on.
895
01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:13,432
-Hey, please. Please, will you just--?
-Come on.
896
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:14,934
Please.
897
01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:17,311
l don't wanna sleep. l wanna fuck.
Come on.
898
01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:19,897
Babe. Babe, just--
This is weird, okay?
899
01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:24,026
-Just stop.
-Be a man and fuck your wife!
900
01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:28,447
No. Jesus,
what the fuck is wrong with you?
901
01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:33,285
What the fuck is wrong with me?
902
01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:36,580
Nothing's wrong with me.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
903
01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:40,501
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You know what? Because l try hard.
904
01:04:40,794 --> 01:04:41,961
No, Kate.
905
01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:44,797
-Kate, l need you to just--
-What about me?
906
01:04:44,965 --> 01:04:48,259
What do l need, Charlie?
Because l can't--
907
01:04:48,426 --> 01:04:51,720
l can't drink
because l'm crazy or something...
908
01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:56,642
...and l can't stay sober
because of you.
909
01:04:56,810 --> 01:04:59,478
You're blaming other people
for your problems.
910
01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:04,316
Go.
911
01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:17,413
l can't be sober and be with you.
912
01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:24,628
At this meeting, we give cakes
to celebrate sober birthdays.
913
01:05:25,005 --> 01:05:28,924
We have one birthday tonight for Kate,
for one year.
914
01:05:29,092 --> 01:05:31,468
Jenny and Dave
are gonna give her the cake.
915
01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:48,611
-Happy birthday.
-Thank you.
916
01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:50,529
l'm so proud of you.
917
01:05:50,697 --> 01:05:53,365
-Thank you.
-Oh, honey.
918
01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:56,410
-You deserve this.
-Yeah.
919
01:05:58,747 --> 01:06:00,664
Hi. Kate, alcoholic.
920
01:06:00,832 --> 01:06:03,584
Hi, Kate.
921
01:06:05,754 --> 01:06:08,130
One of the things l've heard is that...
922
01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:11,967
...your best day drinking
is worse than your worst day sober.
923
01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:16,055
Yeah, it's not true. lt's not true.
l mean, l had....
924
01:06:16,222 --> 01:06:19,516
l had some amazing times
drinking and laughing...
925
01:06:19,684 --> 01:06:23,228
...and just feeling
like the most adorable...
926
01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:26,774
...charming girl in the world.
927
01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:29,193
And l was adorable. l was.
928
01:06:29,361 --> 01:06:32,196
l mean, l would piss my pants
and l was still cute.
929
01:06:33,907 --> 01:06:37,951
Well, l was in North Carolina,
Durham, playing baseball.
930
01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:39,828
l was-- l was getting hot.
931
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,414
And that's when l met--
932
01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:44,750
When l met my girl,
my buddy Crash, here.
933
01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:47,419
-Crash?
-Sent him to single-A ball...
934
01:06:47,587 --> 01:06:49,588
...to teach me how to carry myself...
935
01:06:49,756 --> 01:06:50,839
-...as a pro.
-Yeah.
936
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:52,466
-Yeah.
-Show you the ropes.
937
01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:54,009
-Show me the ropes.
-Yeah.
938
01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:56,387
Me and him both fell
for the same woman.
939
01:06:56,554 --> 01:06:58,889
-Classic.
-ln the end...
940
01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:02,434
-...he won it. He took it.
-God.
941
01:07:03,103 --> 01:07:04,603
That's a crazy way to meet.
942
01:07:04,771 --> 01:07:06,438
-Yeah, l know. lt is.
-Yeah.
943
01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:09,650
lt's really similar
to a very famous movie.
944
01:07:09,818 --> 01:07:11,527
-Probably not.
-Yeah.
945
01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:16,782
When l first tried getting sober,
l figured that as long as l didn't drink...
946
01:07:16,950 --> 01:07:21,787
...everything else would just
sort of magically work itself out.
947
01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:24,498
But it didn't.
948
01:07:26,584 --> 01:07:27,793
My marriage fell apart.
949
01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:30,963
l lost my job.
950
01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:35,300
And that shit happened sober.
You know, l didn't sign up for that.
951
01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:39,138
l didn't read about that
in some pamphlet, you know.
952
01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:45,519
Another pretty shitty slogan
l've heard is...
953
01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:48,480
...when you're sober for a bit
and you drink again...
954
01:07:48,648 --> 01:07:53,068
...the disease waits for you
and picks up where you left off.
955
01:07:54,154 --> 01:07:55,904
l'm gonna say it. l hate slogans.
956
01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:58,866
l think they sound
like bumper stickers.
957
01:08:00,910 --> 01:08:04,496
But that one, for me,
was pretty damn true, you know?
958
01:08:05,665 --> 01:08:07,875
When l drink...
959
01:08:08,877 --> 01:08:11,754
...l become a completely
different person.
960
01:08:11,921 --> 01:08:15,674
And that person
is a pretty big asshole.
961
01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:20,095
Unless you wanna buy me drinks or
give me drugs, and then l'm awesome.
962
01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:23,766
l'm sorry.
963
01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:29,062
You seem like a lovely girl, it's just....
964
01:08:30,023 --> 01:08:31,732
You have....
965
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:34,568
You have really pretty hands.
966
01:08:35,695 --> 01:08:38,030
And you have really nice hair.
967
01:08:38,198 --> 01:08:39,865
Thank you.
968
01:08:40,867 --> 01:08:43,452
Yeah. l just....
969
01:08:45,038 --> 01:08:48,373
l just-- l think l'm gonna go to the....
970
01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:51,293
No, no, no. l'm just gonna--
971
01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:54,379
Hey, l'm just gonna get out.
l'm gonna get out of here.
972
01:08:54,547 --> 01:08:56,840
Hey, do you want a ride home?
l can....
973
01:08:58,218 --> 01:09:02,679
My life is a lot different now
than it was a year ago.
974
01:09:04,224 --> 01:09:06,225
l live alone.
975
01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:10,729
l'm bored a lot more.
976
01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:14,566
l have a job that pays a lot less.
977
01:09:17,862 --> 01:09:20,739
But l'm so grateful...
978
01:09:21,825 --> 01:09:24,451
...for the friends
that l've made in here...
979
01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:28,247
...who took the time to help me
and just to give a shit about me.
980
01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:36,797
And there are people
that used to be in my life...
981
01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:40,592
...who l miss a lot.
982
01:09:40,969 --> 01:09:42,302
But....
983
01:09:43,930 --> 01:09:45,180
Yeah, l'm so thankful.
984
01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:47,349
l'm so thankful...
985
01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:51,436
...for this boring new life of mine.
986
01:09:52,856 --> 01:09:55,065
Thank you, guys. Thank you.
987
01:10:34,689 --> 01:10:37,816
Hey. How you doing?
988
01:10:38,776 --> 01:10:41,236
Long time, no speak.
989
01:10:42,906 --> 01:10:48,619
So l got into a little bit of trouble.
990
01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:52,497
Drunk in public on a bicycle.
991
01:10:54,334 --> 01:10:56,001
Yeah.
992
01:11:03,635 --> 01:11:06,219
-Hey.
-Hey.
993
01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:10,849
So you miss our house?
994
01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:13,018
Yeah, sometimes.
995
01:11:15,355 --> 01:11:16,355
You miss me?
996
01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:22,569
Sometimes.
997
01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:29,785
l'm a year sober.
998
01:11:30,578 --> 01:11:32,037
Really?
999
01:11:32,205 --> 01:11:33,664
Yeah.
1000
01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:42,339
-They gave you this?
-Yeah.
1001
01:11:42,507 --> 01:11:45,050
A couple days ago. Tuesday.
1002
01:11:50,056 --> 01:11:51,390
Congratulations.
1003
01:11:52,934 --> 01:11:54,851
lt's, really, really....
1004
01:11:55,186 --> 01:11:56,937
lt's great.
1005
01:11:58,398 --> 01:11:59,856
l mean it.
1006
01:12:06,572 --> 01:12:09,324
So are you dating anyone?
1007
01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:11,284
Charlie.
1008
01:12:11,536 --> 01:12:12,577
Are you?
1009
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:19,001
l just keep thinking how l....
1010
01:12:21,546 --> 01:12:25,215
l wish l was meeting you
for the first time...
1011
01:12:26,426 --> 01:12:28,135
...in a bar.
1012
01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:31,513
And l didn't have any
of this baggage, and....
1013
01:12:32,598 --> 01:12:37,936
And l could buy you a drink
and flirt with you all night.
1014
01:12:51,492 --> 01:12:53,827
Have you been playing a lot?
1015
01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:55,954
l haven't played in over a year.
1016
01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:58,457
Then how are you beating me so bad?
1017
01:12:58,624 --> 01:13:01,334
l don't know. lnnate talent?
1018
01:13:02,295 --> 01:13:04,546
l haven't met anyone
vaguely interesting...
1019
01:13:04,714 --> 01:13:07,215
...since we separated.
1020
01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:13,305
How about we just stick to the game,
okay?
1021
01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,475
-l've been masturbating a lot.
-Charlie.
1022
01:13:16,642 --> 01:13:18,602
l miss you.
1023
01:13:18,770 --> 01:13:20,812
Just stop.
1024
01:13:23,149 --> 01:13:25,067
Okay. Fine.
1025
01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:32,491
You could've been killed, you know.
1026
01:13:33,451 --> 01:13:34,826
What?
1027
01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:38,246
Riding your bike drunk.
1028
01:13:38,581 --> 01:13:40,332
l worry about you.
1029
01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:42,793
Yeah. Well, that's understandable...
1030
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:47,964
...because l used to worry about you
all the time, but....
1031
01:13:48,466 --> 01:13:50,467
You know, now l don't have to.
1032
01:13:50,718 --> 01:13:53,011
Because you're doing okay.
1033
01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:55,847
And that makes me happy...
1034
01:13:56,015 --> 01:13:59,684
...even though you're better off
without me.
1035
01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:03,647
Just glad that you're doing well.
1036
01:14:06,317 --> 01:14:12,364
Hey, would you move back in
if l came to meetings?
1037
01:14:14,534 --> 01:14:17,369
You have to do that for you.
You can't....
1038
01:14:17,537 --> 01:14:19,704
You can't do it to make me happy.
1039
01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:21,540
Yeah, but would you?
1040
01:14:24,752 --> 01:14:27,379
l'm not moving back in, Charlie.
1041
01:14:32,677 --> 01:14:36,638
Can l at least
just take you out on a date?
1042
01:14:42,562 --> 01:14:43,979
Okay.
1043
01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:47,274
Last question.
1044
01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:52,320
Can we just play one more game?
1045
01:14:53,406 --> 01:14:55,824
You're kicking my ass
and it's embarrassing...
1046
01:14:55,992 --> 01:15:00,579
...and l would like to have a chance
to redeem myself.
1047
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:05,167
Please?
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