subtitlecat.com

All language subtitles for Succession.S03E07.CAKES+ION10+NTb+PECULATE.English-WWW.MY-SUBS.CO

Afrikaans

Akan

Albanian

Amharic

Arabic

Armenian

Azerbaijani

Basque

Belarusian

Bemba

Bengali

Bihari

Bosnian

Breton

Bulgarian

Cambodian

Catalan

Cebuano

Cherokee

Chichewa

Chinese (Simplified)

Chinese (Traditional)

Corsican

Croatian Download

Czech

Danish

Dutch

English

Esperanto

Estonian

Ewe

Faroese

Filipino

Finnish

French

Frisian

Galician

Georgian

German

Greek

Guarani

Gujarati

Haitian Creole

Hausa

Hawaiian

Hebrew

Hindi

Hmong

Hungarian

Icelandic

Igbo

Indonesian

Interlingua

Irish

Italian

Japanese

Javanese

Kannada

Kazakh

Kinyarwanda

Kirundi

Kongo

Korean

Krio (Sierra Leone)

Kurdish

Kurdish (Soranî)

Kyrgyz

Laothian

Latin

Latvian

Lingala

Lithuanian

Lozi

Luganda

Luo

Luxembourgish

Macedonian

Malagasy

Malay

Malayalam

Maltese

Maori

Marathi

Mauritian Creole

Moldavian

Mongolian

Myanmar (Burmese)

Montenegrin

Nepali

Nigerian Pidgin

Northern Sotho

Norwegian

Norwegian (Nynorsk)

Occitan

Oriya

Oromo

Pashto

Persian

Polish

Portuguese (Brazil)

Portuguese (Portugal)

Punjabi

Quechua

Romanian

Romansh

Runyakitara

Russian

Samoan

Scots Gaelic

Serbian

Serbo-Croatian

Sesotho

Setswana

Seychellois Creole

Shona

Sindhi

Sinhalese

Slovak

Slovenian

Somali

Spanish

Spanish (Latin American)

Sundanese

Swahili

Swedish

Tajik

Tamil

Tatar

Telugu

Thai

Tigrinya

Tonga

Tshiluba

Tumbuka

Turkish

Turkmen

Twi

Uighur

Ukrainian

Urdu

Uzbek

Vietnamese

Welsh

Wolof

Xhosa

Yiddish

Yoruba

Zulu

Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:10,003 --> 00:00:11,703 That looks good. 2 00:00:13,807 --> 00:00:16,739 ♪ If you search for tenderness ♪ 3 00:00:16,743 --> 00:00:19,876 ♪ It isn't hard to find ♪ 4 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:23,915 ♪ You can have the love you need to live ♪ 5 00:00:26,487 --> 00:00:29,116 ♪ But if you look for truthfulness ♪ 6 00:00:29,121 --> 00:00:32,387 ♪ You might just as well be blind ♪ 7 00:00:32,392 --> 00:00:39,228 ♪ It always seems to be so hard to give ♪ 8 00:00:39,232 --> 00:00:45,768 ♪ Honesty is such a lonely word ♪ 9 00:00:45,772 --> 00:00:50,541 ♪ Everyone is so untrue ♪ 10 00:00:52,745 --> 00:00:54,265 Yeah, I think we're good. That's good. 11 00:00:57,750 --> 00:00:59,048 - Yeah? - Yeah. 12 00:00:59,052 --> 00:01:01,884 - Yeah? - Yeah. I mean, yeah. 13 00:01:01,888 --> 00:01:03,950 Pretty good, man. 14 00:01:03,955 --> 00:01:05,420 That means funny, right? 15 00:01:05,425 --> 00:01:06,790 I think good. 16 00:01:08,028 --> 00:01:09,625 And then you're gonna do the... 17 00:01:09,629 --> 00:01:11,858 - Your whole, like, thing? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 18 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:14,462 I mean fuck it, right? Just fucking go nut-nut. 19 00:01:14,467 --> 00:01:16,767 Pure excess, full bore, yeah? 20 00:01:18,804 --> 00:01:20,236 Yeah. 21 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:24,273 - What? No? - No... Yeah, I th... I think. 22 00:01:24,277 --> 00:01:27,209 No, it's like I've gone anti-fragile. 23 00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:29,045 I can... I can accommodate anything. 24 00:01:29,049 --> 00:01:31,213 If I start second guessing, it collapses. 25 00:01:31,217 --> 00:01:35,683 Right. I think that is right. 26 00:01:35,687 --> 00:01:39,320 This is the full fucking thing. It's gonna be epic. 27 00:01:39,324 --> 00:01:42,590 This is the full fucking thing! 28 00:01:48,936 --> 00:01:56,436 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 29 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:25,425 We're good, right? All makes sense? 30 00:03:25,429 --> 00:03:29,829 Mm. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, this is great work, Rome. 31 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:31,965 Well, obviously, the main thing is the... 32 00:03:31,969 --> 00:03:34,168 organizational cultural thing. 33 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,434 Mm. Mm-hmm. 34 00:03:35,438 --> 00:03:38,569 I think, you know, everyone agrees that GoJo makes sense. 35 00:03:38,574 --> 00:03:39,972 No one needs persuading of that. 36 00:03:39,977 --> 00:03:42,807 Ah, well, kind of regret staying up all night 37 00:03:42,812 --> 00:03:44,242 with my assholes then. 38 00:03:44,247 --> 00:03:48,079 No. It's just about, you know, us here who get it, 39 00:03:48,084 --> 00:03:51,195 oiling the wheels and making sure there's no friction. 40 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,898 Well, of course. I mean, I would say 41 00:03:52,902 --> 00:03:55,000 we can handle the human stuff without too much issue. 42 00:03:55,004 --> 00:03:56,101 That needn't concern us. 43 00:03:56,105 --> 00:03:58,472 That actually comes naturally to some of us. 44 00:03:59,308 --> 00:04:00,806 Which is why I focused 45 00:04:00,810 --> 00:04:03,408 on integration benefits and deal detail. 46 00:04:03,412 --> 00:04:05,710 Great. Yeah. I'm just saying, big picture. 47 00:04:05,714 --> 00:04:08,313 Well, big picture is made from small details, so... 48 00:04:08,317 --> 00:04:09,982 - Guys, guys, honestly. - Business lesson. 49 00:04:09,986 --> 00:04:11,917 It's just nerves. You've done really great work. 50 00:04:11,921 --> 00:04:14,419 Let's go and help your dad make the deal. 51 00:04:14,424 --> 00:04:16,255 Yeah. All right. 52 00:04:16,259 --> 00:04:19,190 - Nice rally call, Braveheart. - I try, I try. 53 00:04:19,194 --> 00:04:21,159 - And you're going tonight? - Ken Fest? 54 00:04:21,163 --> 00:04:22,761 - Yeah. - I wouldn't think so. 55 00:04:22,765 --> 00:04:25,497 Uh, if Matsson does, maybe for follow up? 56 00:04:25,501 --> 00:04:27,016 Gonna be pretty horrific. 57 00:04:27,021 --> 00:04:29,566 Your brother in a porta-potty rolling down a hill. 58 00:04:29,571 --> 00:04:31,903 I might have to go just to see how bad it is. 59 00:04:31,907 --> 00:04:33,471 Aww, brudders. 60 00:04:33,475 --> 00:04:35,473 Fuck you. It's pure rubbernecking. 61 00:04:35,477 --> 00:04:37,475 Okay. What's this? 62 00:04:37,479 --> 00:04:40,044 Uh, maybe Mattson's here early? 63 00:04:40,048 --> 00:04:41,646 Or she's gonna give birth 64 00:04:41,650 --> 00:04:43,881 to Dad's baby while we chant a Satanic mass. 65 00:04:43,885 --> 00:04:46,318 It's like he's having a midlife crisis, aged 80. 66 00:04:46,322 --> 00:04:49,084 - It's fine. - No, it's not, Rome. 67 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:50,988 He's fucking an assistant who's 50 years younger than him. 68 00:04:50,992 --> 00:04:52,622 It's not a crisis. That's normal. 69 00:04:52,627 --> 00:04:53,957 It's the opposite of a crisis. 70 00:04:53,962 --> 00:04:55,893 We should all be so fucking lucky. 71 00:04:55,897 --> 00:04:57,395 - Hiya. - That's so funny. 72 00:04:57,399 --> 00:04:59,327 Oh. Okay. Champagne? 73 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:02,898 Uh, did you do it already? Did you land GoJo already without us, Dad? 74 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,203 We're not celebrating. 75 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,068 Long road ahead. 76 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:10,473 Lovely long open road. Wind in our hair. 77 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,842 Wind in your hair? 78 00:05:11,847 --> 00:05:13,976 We've had a vibration. 79 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,012 I've been speaking to a contact 80 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,315 - with connections at DOJ. - Laurie? 81 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:20,116 Well, we have a number of friends. 82 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,586 And the word is, on the down-low, 83 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:24,688 that they've seen everything now. 84 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,087 They've reviewed, 85 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:28,223 and they're happy with how we're engaging, 86 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:31,795 and they're coming to the view that Kendall overpromised. 87 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:34,763 And perhaps some men were terribly naughty back in the day, 88 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:37,066 but nothing systemic, nothing sanctioned. 89 00:05:37,071 --> 00:05:38,437 It's going to be a number. 90 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,439 - Just a number? - Nothing custodial. 91 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,875 - For anyone. - Uh, no prison? 92 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:48,043 Nuh-uh. Nope, we don't think so. 93 00:05:48,047 --> 00:05:50,312 - Here's to us! - To us! 94 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:53,483 And... to justice! 95 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:56,053 To justice. Yeah. 96 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,223 I'll remember. 97 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:06,128 Well, congratulations, Dad. You've done it again. 98 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:07,597 It's great. 99 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,965 Let's just hope you don't do it again, right? 100 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:12,670 No. Lessons learned. 101 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,306 And here's to Tom! 102 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:20,174 Uh, long road ahead. No premature celebrations. 103 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:22,342 Mm-hmm, absolutely. Amen to that! 104 00:06:22,347 --> 00:06:23,745 Top me up, why don't ya? 105 00:06:23,749 --> 00:06:25,814 Take me home, country roads! 106 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:27,382 Just gonna run to the little boy's room. 107 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:30,817 Okay. Okay. Enough, enough. No more mooning. 108 00:06:30,822 --> 00:06:35,222 No more backslapping. GoJo! GoJo! GoJo! 109 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:50,140 Hello. Oh-oh-oh-oh. 110 00:06:50,509 --> 00:06:51,608 Hello. 111 00:07:02,420 --> 00:07:04,184 Hey, scooch over a little bit, buddy. 112 00:07:04,188 --> 00:07:05,287 Mm-hmm. 113 00:07:08,493 --> 00:07:11,193 Thank you, Greg. 114 00:07:12,530 --> 00:07:14,497 Yes! 115 00:07:15,032 --> 00:07:19,500 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 116 00:07:19,504 --> 00:07:21,804 - Yes! Yes! Yes! - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 117 00:07:25,843 --> 00:07:27,239 Yeah, fuck yeah! 118 00:07:27,243 --> 00:07:29,678 What? What? 119 00:07:30,647 --> 00:07:33,849 What is going on? Wh... Are you okay? 120 00:07:36,854 --> 00:07:39,786 Apologies, Greg, I may have gotten a little carried away. 121 00:07:39,790 --> 00:07:41,890 But I just popped around to say... 122 00:07:42,559 --> 00:07:45,057 that no one is going to jail. 123 00:07:45,061 --> 00:07:47,760 Gerri spoke to the DOJ... 124 00:07:47,764 --> 00:07:51,798 - and the Waystar Two... - ... are free. 125 00:07:51,802 --> 00:07:54,669 Okay. Is it real? 126 00:08:19,862 --> 00:08:21,396 It was good news. 127 00:08:35,943 --> 00:08:37,874 What are we looking at in terms of, uh, 128 00:08:37,879 --> 00:08:39,278 what are the responses looking like? 129 00:08:39,282 --> 00:08:42,681 Uh, I think about 80 percent of your A-list is yeses 130 00:08:42,685 --> 00:08:45,050 and 15 percent are maybes. 131 00:08:45,054 --> 00:08:48,053 Okay. Well, maybes are nos, let's not live in a dream world. 132 00:08:48,057 --> 00:08:49,988 But, uh, who's in? 133 00:08:49,992 --> 00:08:51,523 Off the top of my head, it's great. 134 00:08:51,527 --> 00:08:55,661 - Um, Dion, Barry, JP, David... - Nice. 135 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:59,698 ... Anna, Tom, Tory, Jeff, Elon, Lukas, 136 00:08:59,702 --> 00:09:03,837 Jennifer and Emma, yeses. Chloe is still a maybe. 137 00:09:05,207 --> 00:09:08,807 And, uh... and the sibs? 138 00:09:08,811 --> 00:09:11,845 Um, yeah, uh... 139 00:09:13,082 --> 00:09:16,149 Okay. No. Whatever. Fine. Fine. 140 00:09:17,186 --> 00:09:19,850 This is fucking cool, Comfry. Hey, hey, listen, 141 00:09:19,854 --> 00:09:22,920 you have a good time, too, yeah? Like everyone, 142 00:09:22,924 --> 00:09:26,356 servers, fucking... the imagineers, the DJ crew, 143 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,025 you know, this is highly egalitarian, 144 00:09:28,029 --> 00:09:31,062 like, do your job, but fucking get your drink on 145 00:09:31,066 --> 00:09:32,563 get your buzz on. 146 00:09:32,567 --> 00:09:34,231 There's no boundaries if you're cool. 147 00:09:34,235 --> 00:09:38,402 Mission Control out! Shit is about to pop off! 148 00:09:39,641 --> 00:09:41,739 Party! 149 00:09:41,743 --> 00:09:44,842 It's my birthday! Fuck you! 150 00:09:44,846 --> 00:09:46,477 Whoo! 151 00:09:51,585 --> 00:09:52,684 Hey, hey. 152 00:09:58,025 --> 00:10:00,690 There might be a problem with GoJo. 153 00:10:00,694 --> 00:10:03,893 Okay. Where's Matsson? 154 00:10:03,897 --> 00:10:07,099 He's sent Sherpas. He's not coming. 155 00:10:11,304 --> 00:10:12,370 Okay. 156 00:10:15,643 --> 00:10:19,876 It's off. Tell these kids to fuck off. Meeting cancelled. 157 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:23,809 Okay, well, what's the downside, Dad? 158 00:10:23,814 --> 00:10:26,012 You know, meet these guys, could read petulant not to? 159 00:10:26,017 --> 00:10:27,380 If he wants to send a nobody... 160 00:10:27,385 --> 00:10:30,451 Well, his CFO and a whole team of, uh, people... 161 00:10:30,456 --> 00:10:33,989 He's going to this fucking party, isn't he? Huh? 162 00:10:33,993 --> 00:10:36,659 Where is he? Getting his nails done, 163 00:10:36,663 --> 00:10:38,060 asshole whitened? 164 00:10:38,064 --> 00:10:40,029 I think we might have to court him 165 00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:42,064 - a little, is the thing. - Ah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. 166 00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:44,496 It's bad fucking juju to start like this. 167 00:10:44,501 --> 00:10:46,499 Can we not at least talk 168 00:10:46,504 --> 00:10:49,595 - to the nobodies a little... - No! No. We have other options. 169 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,232 Do we, though? This could be our last chance 170 00:10:51,236 --> 00:10:53,067 to avoid the legacy media graveyard. 171 00:10:53,071 --> 00:10:56,771 Frank's reached out to Nan about Pierce. 172 00:10:56,775 --> 00:11:00,707 What? Seriously? We're going after Pierce again? 173 00:11:00,711 --> 00:11:01,977 It's exciting. 174 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,781 Okay. That's it. Everyone back to work. 175 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,451 The deal makes sense. It's a great deal. 176 00:11:11,455 --> 00:11:13,851 but he won't make the deal because he's an arrogant prick. 177 00:11:13,856 --> 00:11:16,855 Fine. Matsson's an asshole. Fucking of course he is. 178 00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:19,326 But do we burn our only parachute because of that? 179 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,361 It's just smart business, Shiv. 180 00:11:21,365 --> 00:11:24,598 I don't wanna pay over the odds. And eventually, 181 00:11:24,602 --> 00:11:26,931 the market will make him make the deal. 182 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,366 Unless someone makes a better offer first. 183 00:11:29,371 --> 00:11:32,905 Yeah, Dad, this is it. We have a scale issue. 184 00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:34,573 Our streaming platform is for shit. 185 00:11:34,577 --> 00:11:36,709 And... and we have nothing that looks like growth. 186 00:11:36,713 --> 00:11:38,575 This gets us consequentially into streaming, 187 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:41,713 it gets us into sports betting, it gets us into social media. 188 00:11:41,718 --> 00:11:42,946 We have a little window. 189 00:11:42,951 --> 00:11:44,782 Miss this, and we end up being a pilot fish 190 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,751 nibbling leftovers from Bezos's fucking teeth. 191 00:11:46,756 --> 00:11:50,256 Kerry? What was it, that thing you said about Matsson? 192 00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:51,590 He thinks he's a genius. 193 00:11:51,594 --> 00:11:54,093 He's made one good piece of tech. Fuck him. 194 00:11:54,097 --> 00:11:56,729 We appreciate your input, Kerry, but "fuck him" 195 00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:59,835 - is not good tactics. - It is good tactics. 196 00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,469 Dad, please, if you don't wanna talk to Matsson, 197 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,704 fine, but let me. 198 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:06,671 Or let me. Or we can both do it. 199 00:12:06,675 --> 00:12:08,440 He's gonna be at the party, right? 200 00:12:08,444 --> 00:12:10,077 - You're going? - Mm-hmm. 201 00:12:10,747 --> 00:12:12,310 Can't hurt. 202 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:15,914 Fine. But don't go in too strong. 203 00:12:15,918 --> 00:12:19,684 This is a black box and I don't want to overpay. 204 00:12:19,688 --> 00:12:21,720 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Got it. I'm on it. 205 00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:24,558 Yeah, I... I'll reorganize my diary. I got it. 206 00:12:25,427 --> 00:12:27,259 Since you're going... 207 00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:30,062 you might as well give him this in person. 208 00:12:30,066 --> 00:12:31,864 Oh, yeah. Okay. 209 00:12:31,868 --> 00:12:33,901 What do you think? Do you think he'll like it? 210 00:12:49,084 --> 00:12:51,549 No, I just... I feel amazing, you know? 211 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:54,218 My senses are heightened, the air smells sweeter. 212 00:12:54,222 --> 00:12:56,220 And, you know, it's like I can see the poetry 213 00:12:56,224 --> 00:12:57,922 and all little mundane things. 214 00:12:57,926 --> 00:12:59,758 - Mm-hmm. - It's... I... 215 00:12:59,762 --> 00:13:01,393 I'm gonna get so fucked up. 216 00:13:01,397 --> 00:13:03,428 - Oh. - Okay. Is that okay? 217 00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:05,296 Yeah, you don't need my permission. 218 00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:06,765 Like, how fucked up? 219 00:13:06,769 --> 00:13:08,900 - Hi, there. - Hi, there. 220 00:13:08,904 --> 00:13:10,567 Tom Wambsgans! 221 00:13:10,571 --> 00:13:12,803 - Not going to prison. - Wow. 222 00:13:12,807 --> 00:13:14,605 - Hi. - We're asking everyone 223 00:13:14,609 --> 00:13:16,270 to hand in their coats and phones. 224 00:13:16,275 --> 00:13:18,908 Kendall would like his present to be everyone being present. 225 00:13:18,913 --> 00:13:20,411 Yeah. Fuck off. I'm not doing that. 226 00:13:20,415 --> 00:13:22,178 Yeah, you're gonna have to tase us. 227 00:13:22,182 --> 00:13:24,415 - And your coat? - Uh, nuh-uh, 228 00:13:24,419 --> 00:13:27,183 I will remain coated, thank you, as is my right. 229 00:13:28,322 --> 00:13:30,788 So come on. What? What happened? 230 00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:32,489 Ranch stuff. 231 00:13:32,493 --> 00:13:34,357 What, a horse didn't want you to fuck it? What? 232 00:13:34,361 --> 00:13:36,894 - He had a fall. - Don't say, "had a fall", 233 00:13:36,898 --> 00:13:38,862 that sounds like I'm 89. No! 234 00:13:38,866 --> 00:13:42,800 Maxim and I actually got some polling results, 235 00:13:42,804 --> 00:13:44,100 we shared a Cognac, 236 00:13:44,104 --> 00:13:46,069 and then I slipped doing a little Irish jig. 237 00:13:46,073 --> 00:13:47,570 Oh. Okay, ranch stuff. 238 00:13:47,574 --> 00:13:49,005 - Yeah. - Got it. Real cowboy. 239 00:13:49,009 --> 00:13:51,374 Oh, my God. This feels disgustingly Kendall. 240 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:55,946 - So, where's Tabs? She busy? - Yeah. 241 00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:57,981 - Again? Did you kill her? - Yeah. 242 00:13:57,985 --> 00:14:00,283 It's going great, I'll have you know. 243 00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:02,552 She's just a bit boring is all. That's all I'm saying. 244 00:14:02,556 --> 00:14:04,854 Okay. The relationship was fine sexually 245 00:14:04,858 --> 00:14:06,722 and you're loving the intimacy and all? 246 00:14:06,726 --> 00:14:08,658 Yes. I love the intimacy. 247 00:14:08,662 --> 00:14:10,493 I love people really getting to know me. 248 00:14:10,497 --> 00:14:11,627 Uh-huh. Yeah. 249 00:14:11,631 --> 00:14:13,430 Oh, like you're the fucking catch of the day. 250 00:14:13,434 --> 00:14:14,967 You're more fucked up than I am. 251 00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:17,700 Congratulations! 252 00:14:17,704 --> 00:14:21,070 You've just been born into the world of Kendall Roy! 253 00:14:21,074 --> 00:14:22,772 Okay. Immersive theater. 254 00:14:22,776 --> 00:14:25,107 I mean, I could have consulted, but whatever. 255 00:14:25,111 --> 00:14:26,308 Oh, Jesus. 256 00:14:26,312 --> 00:14:29,413 Uh, so if we've just been born, then, uh... 257 00:14:30,316 --> 00:14:32,381 Oh, okay. So I'm inserting myself 258 00:14:32,385 --> 00:14:33,916 into my mom's vagina now? 259 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,084 - Wow. - Is that what's happening? 260 00:14:35,088 --> 00:14:37,653 Cold and inhospitable, seems to check out. 261 00:14:37,657 --> 00:14:41,190 I am repeatedly entering my own mother. 262 00:14:41,194 --> 00:14:43,626 Is that... That's not right. 263 00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:45,394 This is my mom's cooch, so you know. 264 00:14:45,398 --> 00:14:47,958 And, uh, you're implying that it's massive, so you might wanna... 265 00:14:48,668 --> 00:14:49,966 tighten my mother's vagina. 266 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:53,202 Hey, Tom Wambsgans, free man, how's it going? 267 00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:54,971 Gregory Hirsch, uh, not going to prison. 268 00:14:54,975 --> 00:14:57,540 Pleased to meet you! 269 00:14:57,544 --> 00:14:59,908 Look at you all gussied up, you slick little fuck. 270 00:14:59,912 --> 00:15:02,044 - Well, thank you. Nice. - Yes. 271 00:15:02,048 --> 00:15:03,512 - Uh, feeling good? - Oh, yeah. 272 00:15:03,516 --> 00:15:06,181 Say, have you seen, uh, Comfry? 273 00:15:06,185 --> 00:15:10,221 Ken's PR? With the... the hair always kind of in a... 274 00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:14,456 - messy... - Gregory John Hirsch. 275 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:15,792 You got a crush? 276 00:15:16,929 --> 00:15:19,227 - Oh, my God. - What? 277 00:15:19,232 --> 00:15:21,096 She seems like a nice person. 278 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,264 Well, I mean, she's way out of your league, man. I mean, 279 00:15:23,268 --> 00:15:25,799 it's like a haunted scarecrow asking out Jackie Onassis. 280 00:15:25,804 --> 00:15:26,935 It's a suicide mission. 281 00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:28,437 Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, sure, Tom. 282 00:15:28,441 --> 00:15:30,974 No, no, no. No, no. This is not a razz. 283 00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:33,142 Greg. She's a goddess. 284 00:15:33,146 --> 00:15:36,109 And you're a... you're a nine-foot Cro-Magnon man. 285 00:15:36,114 --> 00:15:39,379 I mean, you shouldn't even be really thinking about her. 286 00:15:39,384 --> 00:15:41,049 You're gonna put her in a tough spot. 287 00:15:41,053 --> 00:15:44,485 Look, I'm not unaware of the discrepancy in terms of 288 00:15:44,489 --> 00:15:47,321 - our physical circumstances. - It's a chasm. 289 00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:51,625 Well, I have an initial approach which is... 290 00:15:51,629 --> 00:15:53,324 "You're like a fascinating book 291 00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:55,628 I'd like to crack open". 292 00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:57,965 Okay. Well, how'd... how'd you get Shiv? 293 00:15:57,969 --> 00:16:00,903 - She's out of your league. - Oh! 294 00:16:02,006 --> 00:16:03,671 - Testy, Greg! - Well? 295 00:16:03,675 --> 00:16:06,807 Well, Greg, I'll tell you. I got a dick the size of a red sequoia 296 00:16:06,811 --> 00:16:10,246 and I fuck like a bullet train. Okay? Satisfied? 297 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,680 - Prove it. - What? 298 00:16:15,152 --> 00:16:17,084 Okay, so where's Matsson? 299 00:16:17,088 --> 00:16:19,286 Probably standing in a corner somewhere, 300 00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:22,389 monitoring his biometrics from his watch. 301 00:16:22,393 --> 00:16:24,357 Should we just say hi to Ken really fast? 302 00:16:24,361 --> 00:16:28,095 - Just to get it out of the way? - Uh, yeah. Oh, hey, hey, Berry. 303 00:16:28,099 --> 00:16:29,596 - Hi. - Where's Ken? 304 00:16:29,601 --> 00:16:31,163 Uh, VIP. 305 00:16:31,168 --> 00:16:32,332 Uh-huh. Okay. 306 00:16:32,336 --> 00:16:34,067 ♪ You ain't know she came for the skeet ♪ 307 00:16:34,071 --> 00:16:35,268 ♪ Got pipe for the cheeks ♪ 308 00:16:35,272 --> 00:16:36,669 ♪ Nigga I'm the life of the beat ♪ 309 00:16:36,673 --> 00:16:38,271 ♪ Fuck that this year gotta eat ♪ 310 00:16:38,275 --> 00:16:39,473 ♪ B-bounce for the crown ♪ 311 00:16:39,477 --> 00:16:40,940 ♪ You be hating and I still hold it down... ♪ 312 00:16:40,944 --> 00:16:42,775 Today is pretty fucking iconic. 313 00:16:42,779 --> 00:16:43,842 Yeah. 314 00:16:43,846 --> 00:16:45,243 ♪ Bruh, man that bitch need a pound ♪ 315 00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:47,011 ♪ Tip, tip, tip bounce out her gown ♪ 316 00:16:47,016 --> 00:16:48,414 ♪ Hands high to the sound... ♪ 317 00:16:48,418 --> 00:16:51,685 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. Who... who... who let you guys in? 318 00:16:52,855 --> 00:16:55,921 - This is friends only. - Oh. Shouldn't it be empty then? 319 00:16:55,925 --> 00:16:57,889 Beat me by one second. 320 00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:59,691 - Happy birthday, old man. - Um... 321 00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:02,161 Just to say, I'm only here because I heard this was going 322 00:17:02,165 --> 00:17:04,196 to be a five-dimensional catastrophe 323 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,232 and I want to watch you crash and burn. 324 00:17:06,236 --> 00:17:09,468 - Come here. - Oh. Yeah, all right. Hugsy. 325 00:17:09,472 --> 00:17:10,736 Man, it's like you feel old. 326 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,571 Are you sure you're only 40? You look like shit. 327 00:17:12,575 --> 00:17:14,673 ♪ Man of the bounce, bruh I see girls everywhere... ♪ 328 00:17:14,677 --> 00:17:17,173 What? No card? I'm disappointed, 329 00:17:17,178 --> 00:17:19,243 because you normally write me such lovely letters. 330 00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,945 Oh, yeah. No, I couldn't find one that said 331 00:17:20,949 --> 00:17:23,383 both "Happy Birthday" and "Get Well Soon". 332 00:17:24,952 --> 00:17:28,185 Well... I'm glad you came. 333 00:17:28,189 --> 00:17:30,523 - It says a lot. - Yeah, it was a ten-minute drive. 334 00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,222 Uh-huh. 335 00:17:32,226 --> 00:17:34,660 Okay. Well, give me a hug before you start weeping. 336 00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:37,827 It's good to see you. 337 00:17:37,831 --> 00:17:39,630 - Hi, Kenny. - Holy shit. 338 00:17:39,634 --> 00:17:41,596 - Holy shit. Gang's all here? - Yeah. 339 00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:44,099 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. Hey, man, what... 340 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,835 what... what... what's this? What happened? 341 00:17:45,839 --> 00:17:50,307 Well, little overexcited about a political breakthrough, so... 342 00:17:50,311 --> 00:17:51,375 - Okay. - Yeah. 343 00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,177 But what... what's with the coat? You're not staying or... 344 00:17:53,181 --> 00:17:54,380 It's a coat. I like it. 345 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:57,113 So, what do you think? 346 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,381 It's cool. Can I ask you, 347 00:17:58,385 --> 00:18:00,150 did you ask for Mommy's permission 348 00:18:00,154 --> 00:18:02,719 for the use of her, uh, squatch? 349 00:18:02,723 --> 00:18:04,888 What? From a copyright perspective? 350 00:18:04,892 --> 00:18:07,023 Well, it's just, you know, call me old-fashioned, 351 00:18:07,027 --> 00:18:08,992 but I think you should ask before you construct 352 00:18:08,996 --> 00:18:11,027 a giant replica of someone's vagina. No? 353 00:18:11,031 --> 00:18:13,763 Roman, relax. Yes, you can take it home with you. 354 00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:17,133 Okay. So. Go on, tell us. Who's here? 355 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,634 - Who isn't? - Your dad. 356 00:18:18,638 --> 00:18:20,070 - Your mom. - Your wife and kids. 357 00:18:20,074 --> 00:18:22,405 Any real friends. 358 00:18:22,409 --> 00:18:24,708 I mean business folks, yeah. Stewy? 359 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,710 I mean, honestly, we could do with building some bridges. 360 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,612 So, yeah, Lawrence Yee? Lukas Matsson? 361 00:18:29,616 --> 00:18:31,680 Yeah, yeah. They're all here. Somewhere. 362 00:18:31,685 --> 00:18:32,815 Mm-hmm. 363 00:18:32,819 --> 00:18:34,549 Hey, I got something to show you. This way. This way. 364 00:18:34,553 --> 00:18:35,818 - Great. - Hey, Will. 365 00:18:35,822 --> 00:18:37,452 - Yeah. - Hey, Nay. 366 00:18:37,456 --> 00:18:39,520 Nay, I... I... I... I'm gonna show these guys around. 367 00:18:39,524 --> 00:18:41,723 Hey, uh, I actually got something from, uh, Dad, 368 00:18:41,728 --> 00:18:43,658 and myself, I suppose. 369 00:18:43,662 --> 00:18:44,860 - What is it? - Oh, 370 00:18:44,865 --> 00:18:47,129 it's, uh, it's your baby teeth and an iTunes gift card. 371 00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,897 It's nice. No, it's a... it's a nice thing. 372 00:18:48,901 --> 00:18:50,134 We... we hope you'll like it. 373 00:18:51,204 --> 00:18:53,738 - Okay. Let me show you some shit. - Okay. 374 00:18:56,042 --> 00:18:58,941 So, I consulted with Gladwell and Harari, 375 00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:02,144 and Lovelock and Popcorn, and this in here, 376 00:19:02,148 --> 00:19:03,678 it's, uh, it's pretty technical, 377 00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:05,547 but this is the best we could come up with 378 00:19:05,551 --> 00:19:07,581 on the likely directions of society, 379 00:19:07,585 --> 00:19:09,685 so a little dry, but... 380 00:19:10,622 --> 00:19:11,786 accurate, I would say. 381 00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:13,030 - Accurate. - President. 382 00:19:15,727 --> 00:19:19,026 Hmm. Not a bad way to go. 383 00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:22,029 Also, we got people in here picturing me jerking off, 384 00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:23,332 so who's the real winner? 385 00:19:23,769 --> 00:19:25,101 Oh, man. 386 00:19:27,739 --> 00:19:30,738 What if McCartney tweets this? 387 00:19:30,742 --> 00:19:34,909 This is not... I mean, jokes are all very well and... 388 00:19:34,913 --> 00:19:36,844 Come on, man, I'm breaking through. 389 00:19:36,848 --> 00:19:39,212 Ken, I'm not sure that you're aware, but Conn is polling 390 00:19:39,216 --> 00:19:42,482 - very close to one percent so... - One percent? 391 00:19:42,486 --> 00:19:43,551 - Really? - Congrats. 392 00:19:43,555 --> 00:19:45,184 That's four million people, 393 00:19:45,189 --> 00:19:47,287 and it's enough to sway the race. 394 00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:50,023 And I am interested to see who comes crawling first, 395 00:19:50,027 --> 00:19:52,123 Merkel, begging for me to save democracy 396 00:19:52,128 --> 00:19:54,726 or Soros serenading me from the trees. 397 00:19:54,731 --> 00:19:57,630 You did, however, actually shit your bag. 398 00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:59,666 Yeah, you know why? Because I took you two fucking assholes 399 00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:01,567 on a camping trip 'cause Dad couldn't be bothered. 400 00:20:01,571 --> 00:20:02,903 - That's why! - Okay, okay, okay. 401 00:20:02,907 --> 00:20:04,504 - And I ate some bad fucking fish. - Hey, hey, hey. 402 00:20:04,508 --> 00:20:06,339 - Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey. - This is bullshit! 403 00:20:06,343 --> 00:20:08,041 Hey, excuse me, hey, can we... can we take down 404 00:20:08,045 --> 00:20:09,776 the crap sack Conner piece, please? 405 00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:12,445 Conn? Conn? Conn? 406 00:20:12,449 --> 00:20:14,480 It's coming down. It's a joke, okay? 407 00:20:14,484 --> 00:20:16,115 - Come on, man. Loosen up. - I'm good. 408 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,820 - Okay. Okay. Okay. - Lose the coat, yeah? 409 00:20:19,923 --> 00:20:22,820 Okay. 410 00:20:22,825 --> 00:20:24,889 All right, I gotta circulate. We can check in later. 411 00:20:24,894 --> 00:20:26,726 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be great. - I'd like that. 412 00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:28,928 It's a great night. I'm happy you're here. 413 00:20:28,932 --> 00:20:30,932 - Fucking best birthday ever. - Mm-hmm. 414 00:20:31,301 --> 00:20:33,899 Okay. Later. 415 00:21:28,324 --> 00:21:31,188 Wow. Wow, wow. 416 00:21:40,269 --> 00:21:41,800 Hey. Hey, hey. 417 00:21:41,804 --> 00:21:45,036 Hey. Oh, I think there's a line at the treehouse, actually. 418 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,873 Can you fix, please? Thank you. 419 00:21:47,877 --> 00:21:50,709 - What's up? - Hey, I'm glad I ran into you. 420 00:21:50,713 --> 00:21:52,577 Yeah, yeah, me too. 421 00:21:52,581 --> 00:21:57,415 Right, because I might have to brief the press against you. 422 00:21:57,419 --> 00:22:00,785 Oh. The... the... the whole press? 423 00:22:00,789 --> 00:22:04,253 Yeah. Just Kendall's really going balls-to-the-wall 424 00:22:04,258 --> 00:22:06,823 - and you know, you're on the other team. - Hmm. 425 00:22:06,828 --> 00:22:11,996 But I'm gonna try to keep it targeted rather than terminal. 426 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,065 Thank you kindly, ma'am. 427 00:22:14,069 --> 00:22:16,301 That's... that's very kind of you. 428 00:22:16,305 --> 00:22:18,402 How... how can I possibly repay you? 429 00:22:18,407 --> 00:22:20,638 - Hey, Comf? - You're a very fair maiden 430 00:22:20,642 --> 00:22:23,810 for... for such activities, uh, for such a kind... 431 00:22:24,546 --> 00:22:26,346 A very evenhanded maiden. 432 00:22:31,485 --> 00:22:32,651 You good? 433 00:22:33,054 --> 00:22:34,186 Yeah, yeah. 434 00:22:37,391 --> 00:22:41,793 Yeah, so... so... Dad sent me something for my birthday. 435 00:22:42,196 --> 00:22:43,362 Okay? 436 00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:47,497 It's a little Trojan mindfuck. 437 00:22:47,501 --> 00:22:50,100 He's trying to slip a maggot in the candy apple. 438 00:22:50,104 --> 00:22:52,802 He's offering to buy me out of my share in the company. 439 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:56,831 Okay. Wow. Like, what is that? 440 00:22:56,836 --> 00:22:58,707 In terms of a number? 441 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:02,346 Two bill. But it's a mind game. He's just... He's worried 442 00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:05,583 I'm not gonna let him keep on living rent free up here. 443 00:23:07,287 --> 00:23:09,185 - And? - And fuck him. 444 00:23:09,189 --> 00:23:12,090 Right? Maybe I refuse to engage. 445 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,259 Mind game that, motherfucker. 446 00:23:16,296 --> 00:23:19,230 Yeah. That's great. But... 447 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:24,902 maybe you do take it. 448 00:23:26,006 --> 00:23:29,940 Maybe, I don't know. Yeah, may... maybe... maybe... 449 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:34,010 maybe I buy you 450 00:23:34,014 --> 00:23:37,345 a diamond the size of the Ritz-Carlton 451 00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:39,347 and a few illustrious newspapers, 452 00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:41,147 the Globe and Mail, the LA Times, 453 00:23:41,152 --> 00:23:43,217 I print a front page of my dad eating dog dick 454 00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:44,919 every day for a year. 455 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:49,090 And we're living in Marrakesh and I'm fucking you 456 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:52,129 and smoking hash and learning how to turn a lathe? 457 00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:56,629 Um, all good. 458 00:23:56,634 --> 00:23:59,333 But do we know where Lukas Matsson is right now? 459 00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:01,036 Shiv and Roman have been asking staff 460 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:04,070 for Matsson's location and inquiring discreetly 461 00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:06,176 about a private meeting space. Is that okay? 462 00:24:10,582 --> 00:24:11,680 Okay. 463 00:24:14,218 --> 00:24:15,980 Okay. Uh, can... can the party team 464 00:24:15,985 --> 00:24:18,817 get eyes on Matsson and ask him to meet me in the treehouse? 465 00:24:18,822 --> 00:24:20,554 Sure. 466 00:24:20,558 --> 00:24:23,225 Um, can you find Lukas Matsson and tell... 467 00:24:24,628 --> 00:24:26,427 Hey, I have a location. 468 00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:27,794 - Oh, great. Let's go! - Yeah. 469 00:24:27,798 --> 00:24:29,563 - But don't fuck this, yeah? - Oh, come on. 470 00:24:29,567 --> 00:24:32,099 - Easy. No. Upstairs. - Please, where are we going? 471 00:24:34,705 --> 00:24:36,970 - What the fuck? - Yeah. I know. 472 00:24:36,974 --> 00:24:39,106 I think a 40-year-old man who rebuilds 473 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,907 his childhood treehouse should immediately 474 00:24:40,911 --> 00:24:42,943 go on the sex offender registry. 475 00:24:42,947 --> 00:24:44,244 Hey. 476 00:24:44,248 --> 00:24:46,179 Are you letting me in or what's the deal? 477 00:24:46,183 --> 00:24:47,413 Do you have a rainbow band? 478 00:24:47,417 --> 00:24:50,116 Yes, I'm... I'm... I'm a walking rainbow band. 479 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,851 - There he is. - Oh, hey. 480 00:24:51,855 --> 00:24:53,252 - Hey. - Okay. 481 00:24:53,256 --> 00:24:54,420 This guy's not letting us in. 482 00:24:54,424 --> 00:24:55,956 - You done downstairs? - Yeah. We are done. 483 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,391 Hey, Ken, may we please step inside your mental disorder? 484 00:24:58,395 --> 00:25:00,594 - Good one. - Thanks. 485 00:25:00,598 --> 00:25:02,062 - Okay. - Um, sorry. 486 00:25:02,066 --> 00:25:03,496 - What? - That's not possible. 487 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:04,664 Okay. Why? 488 00:25:04,668 --> 00:25:06,700 Yeah, well, because the thing is, 489 00:25:06,704 --> 00:25:10,303 the treehouse is cool and you're not cool. 490 00:25:10,307 --> 00:25:12,603 Oh, wow, yes. The coolest grown man's treehouse 491 00:25:12,608 --> 00:25:14,607 I've seen in quite a while. 492 00:25:14,612 --> 00:25:17,644 Okay. Okay. No, seriously, guys, just come over... 493 00:25:17,648 --> 00:25:19,878 come over here for a second. Let's go over here. 494 00:25:19,882 --> 00:25:21,315 Just one second. 495 00:25:23,185 --> 00:25:25,718 Sorry, but, like, so joking aside... 496 00:25:25,722 --> 00:25:26,952 Great jokes. 497 00:25:26,956 --> 00:25:29,321 There is actually a real issue here... 498 00:25:29,325 --> 00:25:30,723 - Okay. - ... and I need to be discreet 499 00:25:30,727 --> 00:25:32,825 because there's a lot of celebrities around 500 00:25:32,829 --> 00:25:35,730 and if you guys were in the treehouse, it kinda... 501 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,765 kinda wouldn't feel like the treehouse, you know? 502 00:25:41,203 --> 00:25:43,135 - You're a Nazi lover. - Oh. 503 00:25:43,139 --> 00:25:44,670 - And you're a Nazi lover. - Mm-hmm. 504 00:25:44,674 --> 00:25:46,338 And I'm a defender of liberal democracy. 505 00:25:46,342 --> 00:25:48,007 - Okay. - And this here is made 506 00:25:48,011 --> 00:25:50,042 from George Washington's cherry tree, so... 507 00:25:50,046 --> 00:25:51,409 - The fuck? - Ya-da-da, da-da-da-da. 508 00:25:51,413 --> 00:25:52,777 Are you actually not gonna let us in? 509 00:25:52,781 --> 00:25:54,645 Or are you just gonna bullshit us a little bit 510 00:25:54,650 --> 00:25:56,751 - before you let us in? - To see Matsson? 511 00:26:00,388 --> 00:26:02,418 That's why you're here. You're trying to push a deal here. 512 00:26:02,422 --> 00:26:03,621 - So? - Who fucking gives a shit? 513 00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:05,023 Like what's the difference? I just wanna talk to him. 514 00:26:05,027 --> 00:26:06,490 High-quality personal conduct. 515 00:26:06,494 --> 00:26:07,559 - Oh. - Really top rank. 516 00:26:07,564 --> 00:26:09,293 What's the difference? I wanna talk to him. So what? 517 00:26:09,297 --> 00:26:11,562 Yeah. And you know what happens if we do talk to him? 518 00:26:11,566 --> 00:26:13,328 Either we strike out and nothing. 519 00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:16,398 Or we succeed, Waystar benefits, and your net worth goes up by 520 00:26:16,403 --> 00:26:18,169 - several hundred million dollars. - You're welcome. 521 00:26:18,173 --> 00:26:19,237 - Right. - Yeah. 522 00:26:19,242 --> 00:26:20,702 But I have to weigh that against the 523 00:26:20,707 --> 00:26:22,339 consideration that no losers are allowed. 524 00:26:22,343 --> 00:26:23,708 - Oh my fucking God. - Okay, I'm going in. This is fucking stupid. 525 00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:24,976 - Hey, bro, bro. - This is dumb. 526 00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:27,044 - Hey, look at him! Oh my God. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 527 00:26:27,048 --> 00:26:30,246 Did you see that? I just got moved. Um, all right. 528 00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:31,548 - Oh, my God, bro! - No, no, no. No, no, no. 529 00:26:31,552 --> 00:26:33,050 - What? What is this? - Bro. Bro, bro. Calm down. 530 00:26:33,054 --> 00:26:34,285 Are you actually gonna what, stop me? 531 00:26:34,289 --> 00:26:35,388 - You're getting worked up about a treehouse? - Yeah. 532 00:26:35,392 --> 00:26:36,423 You know how ridiculous that is? 533 00:26:36,427 --> 00:26:38,221 Hey, come on in. Wristband him. 534 00:26:38,225 --> 00:26:39,990 Yeah, wristband this guy. Uh, what's his name? 535 00:26:39,994 --> 00:26:41,491 - What is his name? Who is he? - No idea. 536 00:26:41,495 --> 00:26:43,560 - Good. So good. So good. - See these two? 537 00:26:43,564 --> 00:26:45,729 Don't let these two in, okay? 538 00:26:45,733 --> 00:26:47,864 - Yeah. - This is my treehouse. 539 00:26:47,868 --> 00:26:49,800 You shouldn't be anywhere near here. 540 00:26:49,804 --> 00:26:51,968 - Mm-hmm. - What is happening? 541 00:26:51,972 --> 00:26:54,137 Oh, hey, thanks for the offer, Rome. 542 00:26:54,141 --> 00:26:57,473 Really cool. Great headfuck from you and Dad, thanks. 543 00:26:57,477 --> 00:26:59,810 Unbelievable. Unbelievable. 544 00:26:59,814 --> 00:27:01,744 - What's he talking about? What offer? - Oh, I hope he fucking dies. 545 00:27:01,748 --> 00:27:03,746 What? Oh, God. That's nothing. 546 00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:06,148 - What is it? - It's no... It's a... it's a... 547 00:27:06,152 --> 00:27:09,118 it's a little move to ease him out of the holding company. 548 00:27:09,122 --> 00:27:10,152 You and Dad? 549 00:27:10,156 --> 00:27:11,686 Well, he can only sell to family, right? 550 00:27:11,690 --> 00:27:13,222 And, yeah, I think Dad put my name on there. 551 00:27:13,226 --> 00:27:14,625 - It's housekeeping. - Oh, "I think"? 552 00:27:14,629 --> 00:27:16,523 It's a name on a piece of paper, Shiv. 553 00:27:16,528 --> 00:27:18,961 - It's nothing. - Okay. So can I be the name on the piece of paper? 554 00:27:18,965 --> 00:27:21,396 I can't even do anything with it. It's musical chairs. 555 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,732 I'm sorry. Just, historically, 556 00:27:22,736 --> 00:27:24,833 who owns the fucking company has been of some interest. 557 00:27:24,837 --> 00:27:25,967 Dad and I handled it. 558 00:27:25,971 --> 00:27:27,568 What, you wanna figure out the financing? 559 00:27:27,572 --> 00:27:29,137 - "Dad and I handled it"? - Yeah. 560 00:27:29,141 --> 00:27:33,808 Wow. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, I love that. It's great. 561 00:27:33,812 --> 00:27:36,978 No, it's just fucking great. Fuck you. Fuck this. 562 00:27:44,656 --> 00:27:48,256 There he is. Lukas Matsson. The Odin of codin'. 563 00:27:48,260 --> 00:27:51,357 My man, my myth, my fucking monolith. What's up, bro? 564 00:27:51,362 --> 00:27:52,894 - How are you? - You having a good time? 565 00:27:52,898 --> 00:27:54,395 Do I look like I'm having a good time? 566 00:27:54,399 --> 00:27:56,765 - No, you do not. - I am not. 567 00:27:56,769 --> 00:27:59,133 Still haven't figured out the socials, huh? 568 00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:02,269 Dude, you should get your algo guy to fix your code. 569 00:28:02,273 --> 00:28:06,173 Listen, heads up, my siblings, they're looking for you now. 570 00:28:06,177 --> 00:28:07,207 Well, maybe I need to find 571 00:28:07,211 --> 00:28:09,009 an even more exclusive area then. 572 00:28:09,013 --> 00:28:10,778 Like a crawlspace or something. 573 00:28:10,782 --> 00:28:12,045 - Yeah. Maybe. - Yeah. 574 00:28:12,049 --> 00:28:14,314 They're like emissaries from the Grand Old Duke of Old. 575 00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:17,820 Dad wants to buy you, so he sent his winged dildos to schmooze. 576 00:28:18,589 --> 00:28:20,053 I shouldn't say anything. 577 00:28:20,057 --> 00:28:22,357 Even the look on my face is commercially sensitive. 578 00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:28,395 But it makes no sense, correct? Amtrak buys Tesla. 579 00:28:28,399 --> 00:28:29,897 I mean, if anything, you should buy him. 580 00:28:29,901 --> 00:28:35,170 You think? Huh. Well, I really appreciate your impartial read. 581 00:28:37,107 --> 00:28:39,672 - Yeah. - Uh, Rava wants to say hi. 582 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:43,109 Sure. Not right now. When I'm ready. 583 00:28:43,113 --> 00:28:44,212 Okay. 584 00:28:45,215 --> 00:28:47,280 Listen, you should stay up here, okay? 585 00:28:47,284 --> 00:28:49,715 So you don't get networked to fuck. 586 00:28:49,719 --> 00:28:52,185 Uh, you need anything? What can I get you? 587 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:54,687 Privacy, pussy, pasta. 588 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:58,889 Done. Reece can help you out. Like pussy, coke, wristwatches, 589 00:28:58,894 --> 00:29:02,060 fucking garganelli, he's like a one-man dark web. 590 00:29:02,065 --> 00:29:06,400 Yo, Reece! Reece, customer for your candy store, man. 591 00:29:07,536 --> 00:29:09,870 He's not a good guy. Enjoy. 592 00:29:15,377 --> 00:29:16,975 Yeah, thanks. 593 00:29:16,979 --> 00:29:18,443 - Hey. - Hey. They said you were looking for me. 594 00:29:18,447 --> 00:29:20,178 - Hey. Yeah. Happy birthday. - Thank you. 595 00:29:20,182 --> 00:29:23,681 I, uh, I just wanted to say hi before, you know, 596 00:29:23,685 --> 00:29:25,283 everyone's too high. 597 00:29:25,287 --> 00:29:26,617 Right. 598 00:29:26,621 --> 00:29:29,620 Uh, we... we, uh, might go soon, so... 599 00:29:29,624 --> 00:29:31,556 Well, you can't go. No, no. I'm doing... 600 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,859 - I'm doing a whole thing. - Oh? 601 00:29:33,863 --> 00:29:35,525 And we got the Tiny Wu-Tang Clan. 602 00:29:35,530 --> 00:29:38,362 These... these kids we found that do Wu-Tang covers. 603 00:29:38,367 --> 00:29:40,765 It's... it's better than it sounds. Trust me. 604 00:29:40,769 --> 00:29:43,934 - Okay. - What? Are you not enjoying it? 605 00:29:43,938 --> 00:29:48,739 Yeah. No, it's... it's a lot of people. It's... it's huge. 606 00:29:48,743 --> 00:29:51,808 Wow. Savage. What you gonna do for yours? 607 00:29:51,812 --> 00:29:54,745 Just Sarah and Orla and some, uh, some pasta Alfredo? 608 00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:56,949 Three glasses of Chablis if you're feeling naughty, 609 00:29:56,954 --> 00:29:58,315 and lights out by 11? 610 00:29:58,319 --> 00:30:00,885 That actually sounds really nice to me. 611 00:30:00,889 --> 00:30:01,952 - Right. - Mm-hmm. 612 00:30:01,956 --> 00:30:04,821 But listen, um, Gary... You... you know Gary? 613 00:30:04,825 --> 00:30:06,257 Yeah. Yeah. I... I know... I know Gary. 614 00:30:06,261 --> 00:30:09,159 - Okay. - Nice little poseable action figure. 615 00:30:09,163 --> 00:30:12,029 - Does he have any genitals? - Oh, yes, yes. 616 00:30:12,033 --> 00:30:14,531 - Yes. - He does. Mm-hmm. 617 00:30:14,535 --> 00:30:16,366 Gary has, uh, an early start. 618 00:30:16,370 --> 00:30:18,701 Okay. Gary's gotta be fresh for the big meet! 619 00:30:18,705 --> 00:30:23,206 Okay. Uh, thank you. Happy birthday. Um... 620 00:30:23,210 --> 00:30:25,441 Oh, did you, uh, did you get the kids' present? 621 00:30:25,445 --> 00:30:27,143 They've... they've made something for you. 622 00:30:27,147 --> 00:30:30,213 What? No. They made me something? 623 00:30:30,217 --> 00:30:33,549 No, I didn't... that didn't get to me. What... when? 624 00:30:33,553 --> 00:30:35,151 When you arrived, who... who did you give it to? 625 00:30:35,155 --> 00:30:36,920 Yeah, we... I don't know. 626 00:30:36,924 --> 00:30:38,087 We left it with one of the people. 627 00:30:38,091 --> 00:30:40,256 They said they would give it to you, but... 628 00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:42,156 - Fine. Okay. No, I'll... I'll find it. - Yeah. 629 00:30:42,161 --> 00:30:44,993 I'm gonna find it because it'll be logged. 630 00:30:44,998 --> 00:30:46,862 What did it... what did it look like? 631 00:30:46,866 --> 00:30:49,097 Um, like... like a present. 632 00:30:49,101 --> 00:30:52,134 It had... it... it... It had rabbit wrapping paper. 633 00:30:52,138 --> 00:30:53,537 All right. Got it. 634 00:30:54,807 --> 00:30:55,971 Fine, uh... 635 00:30:55,975 --> 00:30:57,674 - Thank... thanks for coming. - Yeah. 636 00:30:58,777 --> 00:31:03,645 You know, I might be getting out from the firm finally. 637 00:31:03,649 --> 00:31:05,914 So we'll, we should... we'll talk more. 638 00:31:05,918 --> 00:31:08,583 It's great, actually, because maybe, you know, they'll, uh, 639 00:31:08,587 --> 00:31:10,752 stop sending their goons to the park 640 00:31:10,756 --> 00:31:12,054 to talk to the nanny 641 00:31:12,058 --> 00:31:15,325 about how often you lose your temper with the kids. 642 00:31:17,029 --> 00:31:21,696 Sorry. Obviously... obviously that's not... that's not cool. 643 00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:25,333 I'll... I'll... I'll handle it. I'm sorry. 644 00:31:25,337 --> 00:31:26,800 I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't mean... 645 00:31:26,804 --> 00:31:28,069 Uh... on your birthday. 646 00:31:28,073 --> 00:31:29,669 You didn't wanna burst my... burst my birthday bubble? 647 00:31:29,673 --> 00:31:31,171 - I didn't. - Well, good job. 648 00:31:31,176 --> 00:31:34,208 - Okay. - Okay. Uh, rabbits, rabbit paper. 649 00:31:34,212 --> 00:31:35,511 - Rabbits. - Got it. 650 00:31:40,251 --> 00:31:41,550 Give my love to Kevin. 651 00:31:42,087 --> 00:31:43,486 Gary. 652 00:31:48,326 --> 00:31:51,959 Why didn't that get to me? Can we trace that gift, please? 653 00:31:51,963 --> 00:31:53,829 - Priority one. - Yes. Absolutely. 654 00:31:55,099 --> 00:31:57,963 Hey, cool shoes, man. Orthopedics? 655 00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:05,071 Are they playing from the approved playlist in the main room? 656 00:32:05,075 --> 00:32:08,074 Because my... my... my thing was all bangers all the time. 657 00:32:08,078 --> 00:32:09,642 Yeah? All bangers all the time. 658 00:32:09,646 --> 00:32:11,144 - I... think so. - Yeah? 659 00:32:11,148 --> 00:32:12,879 They're stopping. Let's read the playlist. 660 00:32:12,883 --> 00:32:15,045 Listen, this is nothing. It's... it's... it's nothing, 661 00:32:15,050 --> 00:32:17,716 but can we... can we get Connor to lose his coat? 662 00:32:17,721 --> 00:32:20,020 - Sure. - Yeah, it's nothing. 663 00:32:20,024 --> 00:32:22,122 He's... he's souring the vibe. 664 00:32:22,126 --> 00:32:25,091 And he's making everyone feel cold. It's not cold, is it? 665 00:32:25,095 --> 00:32:26,759 No. It's at a good level. 666 00:32:26,763 --> 00:32:29,795 Exactly. So let's encourage him to remove his coat, if he wants, 667 00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:31,232 loosen this thing up. 668 00:32:33,202 --> 00:32:34,834 Look, it just... it just... it just... 669 00:32:34,838 --> 00:32:37,904 it just feels like an asshole's birthday party. 670 00:32:37,908 --> 00:32:40,038 And my thing from the very first meeting was that 671 00:32:40,043 --> 00:32:42,143 it shouldn't feel like an asshole's birthday party. 672 00:32:42,148 --> 00:32:43,247 Yeah. 673 00:32:45,081 --> 00:32:48,414 - Hey, Ken. - Hey, Greg! The snitch bitch. 674 00:32:48,418 --> 00:32:54,386 You're... Yeah. Well... Uh, I've had too much, uh, 675 00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:55,922 can I have one... one moment with you? 676 00:32:55,926 --> 00:32:57,723 I'm about to do my set, so... 677 00:32:57,727 --> 00:33:00,993 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's ride. Um, yeah, I... 678 00:33:00,997 --> 00:33:03,228 I was wondering about something because, uh, 679 00:33:03,232 --> 00:33:05,461 I was just about to ask Comfry out 680 00:33:05,466 --> 00:33:08,933 and then she said this slightly worrying thing about, um, 681 00:33:08,938 --> 00:33:11,167 how... how she might have to do, like, a press brief... 682 00:33:11,172 --> 00:33:14,705 You were gonna ask Comfry out? Comfry, my employee Comfry? 683 00:33:14,710 --> 00:33:16,706 Um, yeah. But... but is that right? 684 00:33:16,711 --> 00:33:19,443 I mean, are you... Do you have to spin against me? 685 00:33:19,448 --> 00:33:22,447 Because I feel like things are kind of slowing down 686 00:33:22,451 --> 00:33:23,915 in... in that regard, right? 687 00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:27,686 No. And she's out of your league, bro. 688 00:33:27,690 --> 00:33:30,055 Well, yeah, I... I... I... I don't see it that way. 689 00:33:30,059 --> 00:33:31,792 What if I wanna ask her out? 690 00:33:32,962 --> 00:33:34,926 - Uh... - Inappropriate. But no. 691 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,995 It's best you don't, okay? 692 00:33:36,999 --> 00:33:39,097 Too complicated. She works for me. 693 00:33:39,101 --> 00:33:42,133 Clean lines. Church and State, okay? 694 00:33:42,137 --> 00:33:45,470 Okay. I mean, it doesn't... I... I don't think it really matters 695 00:33:45,474 --> 00:33:48,106 - because, uh, things are... - Well, I said no, Greg. 696 00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:49,707 - Sorry? - I said no. 697 00:33:49,711 --> 00:33:52,278 Jesus, dude. Duh! 698 00:33:53,381 --> 00:33:56,214 You're like the world's biggest fucking parasite. 699 00:33:56,218 --> 00:33:57,748 You're a human tapeworm. 700 00:33:57,752 --> 00:34:00,618 Maybe stop feeding on your own fucking family, 701 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:03,156 and try sucking some blood elsewhere. Yeah? 702 00:34:05,427 --> 00:34:08,092 What? 703 00:34:08,096 --> 00:34:09,729 - I'm kidding. - Okay. 704 00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:12,729 - Or am I? - I have... I have... 705 00:34:12,733 --> 00:34:14,131 Are... are you kidding? I... 706 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:17,236 I'm not kidding. Am I, or am I? 707 00:34:20,574 --> 00:34:21,640 What's up? 708 00:34:22,343 --> 00:34:23,509 Wow. 709 00:34:26,813 --> 00:34:28,480 Fucking asshole, man. 710 00:34:42,329 --> 00:34:45,194 Look at their faces. So fucking dour. 711 00:34:45,198 --> 00:34:46,495 It's a festivity. 712 00:34:46,499 --> 00:34:48,364 People are supposed to be festive. 713 00:34:48,368 --> 00:34:49,898 It's fucking bullshit. 714 00:34:49,902 --> 00:34:52,570 Roman and Dad necking in the catbird seat. 715 00:34:55,175 --> 00:34:57,039 Did you know anything about this buyout thing? 716 00:34:57,043 --> 00:34:59,975 Why is no one happy? What... what... what is this? 717 00:34:59,979 --> 00:35:03,979 Babe, you're harshing your own mellow, just calm down. 718 00:35:08,688 --> 00:35:11,418 I mean, that is some substantial rigging. 719 00:35:11,423 --> 00:35:14,322 - What do you think that cost? - I don't know, baby. 720 00:35:14,327 --> 00:35:16,556 Hi, Connor. I'd like to offer you 721 00:35:16,561 --> 00:35:18,193 a complimentary cashmere sweater. 722 00:35:18,198 --> 00:35:20,295 We're handing them out to prestige guests. 723 00:35:20,299 --> 00:35:22,132 I have my coat. I'm fine. 724 00:35:23,736 --> 00:35:26,101 Well, the coat check was supposed to take that, 725 00:35:26,105 --> 00:35:28,003 but I'd be happy to. 726 00:35:28,007 --> 00:35:30,871 Respectfully, I don't trust those things. 727 00:35:30,876 --> 00:35:34,711 I lost a Norwegian Wool in a fusion restaurant in Vancouver. 728 00:35:36,816 --> 00:35:38,513 Kendall would really appreciate it 729 00:35:38,518 --> 00:35:40,713 - if you took the sweater. - What? 730 00:35:40,718 --> 00:35:41,968 Hey, my partner is cold 731 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,851 and he'd like to keep his fucking coat on, okay? 732 00:35:43,855 --> 00:35:45,226 And he's running to be the next President 733 00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:46,487 of the United States of America, 734 00:35:46,491 --> 00:35:48,726 so maybe you should show him some fucking respect. 735 00:35:54,499 --> 00:35:56,132 She would not fuck off. 736 00:35:56,602 --> 00:35:57,767 Yeah, she did. 737 00:36:00,439 --> 00:36:02,470 Hi, I had to kill a man for it, 738 00:36:02,474 --> 00:36:04,436 but step aside, hombre, let me in. 739 00:36:04,441 --> 00:36:06,606 I'm sorry, sir. I really can't. He said you're not coming in. 740 00:36:06,610 --> 00:36:08,408 Yeah. He was joking. That's my brother, okay? 741 00:36:08,413 --> 00:36:09,777 - You can Google it. It's not a... - Sir. 742 00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:10,845 Are you touching me? 743 00:36:10,850 --> 00:36:13,381 This man is groping the guests. You do not have my permission. 744 00:36:13,385 --> 00:36:15,225 You do not have my permission to touch me. 745 00:36:23,795 --> 00:36:25,126 Hey. 746 00:36:25,130 --> 00:36:27,529 There you are, fucking hiding from me. 747 00:36:27,534 --> 00:36:28,866 Like a human VPN. 748 00:36:29,768 --> 00:36:31,866 - How you doing? - I'm all right. 749 00:36:31,870 --> 00:36:36,370 I'm just, uh, you know, you can fill in the blanks. 750 00:36:36,374 --> 00:36:38,705 No, I hear you. It's fucking life, right? 751 00:36:38,709 --> 00:36:39,940 It's fucking exhausting. 752 00:36:39,944 --> 00:36:42,810 I just wanna find a good pussy and get out, you know. 753 00:36:42,814 --> 00:36:43,944 Uh-huh. 754 00:36:43,948 --> 00:36:46,811 - Mission, side mission. - I hear you, man. 755 00:36:46,816 --> 00:36:48,648 I fucking love pussy. You see my mom's? 756 00:36:48,653 --> 00:36:50,617 Yeah. 757 00:36:50,621 --> 00:36:51,786 You seen my mom's? 758 00:36:51,790 --> 00:36:53,952 - Yeah. - It's not... it's not great. 759 00:36:53,957 --> 00:36:57,056 No, um, sure. I mean, not touching that one. 760 00:36:57,061 --> 00:36:59,726 Um, question. 761 00:36:59,730 --> 00:37:02,493 My old man got a little bit grumpy this morning, 762 00:37:02,498 --> 00:37:04,797 but you weren't trying to humiliate him, right? I mean, 763 00:37:04,802 --> 00:37:07,834 everyone says, I mean, fucking everyone says, 764 00:37:07,838 --> 00:37:10,203 last big legacy content library, 765 00:37:10,207 --> 00:37:12,674 last fucking super app streaming platform. 766 00:37:14,744 --> 00:37:17,110 We fit obviously, right? 767 00:37:17,114 --> 00:37:18,746 - People say we fit. - Yeah. 768 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,782 Well, I guess I do have one question, though. 769 00:37:22,786 --> 00:37:24,383 Yeah, hit me up. 770 00:37:24,387 --> 00:37:26,053 When will your father die? 771 00:37:27,290 --> 00:37:29,388 When will... When will my father die? 772 00:37:29,392 --> 00:37:30,991 - Yeah. - Um... 773 00:37:32,829 --> 00:37:34,562 Like, I don't wanna be rude, but... 774 00:37:35,465 --> 00:37:37,463 what kinda shape is he in? 775 00:37:37,467 --> 00:37:41,567 We're talking less than a year, or it's more like five years? 776 00:37:41,571 --> 00:37:43,904 - Um... - 'Cause if it's five, that's... 777 00:37:44,874 --> 00:37:46,138 - it's a long time. - Uh-huh. 778 00:37:46,142 --> 00:37:47,902 It... it would be better sooner, wouldn't it? 779 00:37:49,646 --> 00:37:51,811 No, no, no. I know, like, we're... we're laughing here, 780 00:37:51,815 --> 00:37:53,912 but you know, that is my dad, so, you know... 781 00:37:53,916 --> 00:37:55,514 - Right. Yeah. - Go easy there, chief! 782 00:37:55,519 --> 00:37:57,883 - No, I... I can tell that it's a bit weird for you. - That's okay. 783 00:37:57,887 --> 00:38:00,520 It's just I... I don't like the idea of a man... 784 00:38:02,258 --> 00:38:04,323 - hanging over me. - Oh, fuck yeah. 785 00:38:04,327 --> 00:38:06,457 No, I... I can understand. Who the fuck wants that? Yeah. 786 00:38:06,461 --> 00:38:09,793 The guru guy who's fucking... fucking bullshit, you know? 787 00:38:09,798 --> 00:38:11,296 - Okay. - 'Cause it's... 788 00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:13,265 it's not my world, media. 789 00:38:13,269 --> 00:38:14,468 - Yeah. - So... 790 00:38:15,571 --> 00:38:19,872 - His death would clear space. - Mm-hmm. 791 00:38:19,876 --> 00:38:22,207 - With due respect. - Yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no. 792 00:38:22,211 --> 00:38:24,877 I know. Um, I mean, like, we're all obviously... 793 00:38:24,881 --> 00:38:27,243 hugely looking forward to my father dying, 794 00:38:27,248 --> 00:38:30,314 but, um, there... there's another shape to this. 795 00:38:30,319 --> 00:38:33,817 How about you never ever have to speak to him? 796 00:38:33,821 --> 00:38:36,121 I mean, you work out of, uh, Austin, 797 00:38:36,126 --> 00:38:38,722 London, Stockholm, Geneva, whatever. 798 00:38:38,726 --> 00:38:41,025 Totally separate corporate identities, 799 00:38:41,029 --> 00:38:43,694 - and StarGo we burn, obviously. - Yes. 800 00:38:43,698 --> 00:38:45,162 - Yes, please. - Okay. 801 00:38:45,166 --> 00:38:47,598 Like burn the codes and fucking... 802 00:38:47,602 --> 00:38:49,934 - ... acid bath those servers! - Fucking we can do that. 803 00:38:49,938 --> 00:38:51,402 We can do that together. Let's do it. 804 00:38:51,406 --> 00:38:53,570 - Yeah. - Absolutely. I mean, GoJo full bore. 805 00:38:53,574 --> 00:38:55,639 I mean, our library, our firepower, 806 00:38:55,643 --> 00:38:57,141 our relationships for content. 807 00:38:57,145 --> 00:38:59,310 And like good shit, you know what I mean? 808 00:38:59,314 --> 00:39:02,744 Like not fucking gay moms and wheelchair kids bullshit, 809 00:39:02,749 --> 00:39:05,815 like popular actual good shit. 810 00:39:05,820 --> 00:39:07,951 And on the occasion that you need to send up 811 00:39:07,955 --> 00:39:10,153 a fucking smoke signal from Geneva, 812 00:39:10,157 --> 00:39:11,854 then that goes through me. 813 00:39:11,858 --> 00:39:13,823 You won't ever, ever have to deal with him. 814 00:39:13,827 --> 00:39:16,126 - All right. - Or see him, or talk to him, or hear... nothing. 815 00:39:16,130 --> 00:39:21,162 And you know that StarGo truly, truly is a piece of shit. 816 00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:23,665 It's a piece of shit. I know. 817 00:39:23,670 --> 00:39:25,985 I like to open it just to see how long 818 00:39:25,990 --> 00:39:28,137 it takes for the landing page to load. 819 00:39:28,142 --> 00:39:30,775 It is a piece of shit. Hey, why don't we, um... 820 00:39:33,047 --> 00:39:36,479 Why don't we just, like, take a big old piss on our app? 821 00:39:36,483 --> 00:39:39,082 I'm going to open up the app on my phone, 822 00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:41,550 and we can stream some piss on our little streaming platform. 823 00:39:41,554 --> 00:39:43,618 - How's that sound? - Fuck yeah. 824 00:39:43,622 --> 00:39:45,754 Nineteen, twenty... 825 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:49,091 - ... twenty-one, twenty-two. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 826 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:53,395 So, I can't piss near other men due to... 827 00:39:53,399 --> 00:39:55,331 we don't know what reason, but please. 828 00:39:55,335 --> 00:39:57,633 - Go ahead. - Don't mind if I do. 829 00:39:57,638 --> 00:39:59,736 Yeah. Enjoy. 830 00:40:04,677 --> 00:40:07,142 So, I know GoJo is your baby, 831 00:40:07,146 --> 00:40:09,911 and we do not wanna interfere with that at all. 832 00:40:09,915 --> 00:40:11,947 - You're the genius. - Damn right I am. 833 00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:14,383 Yep, so bearing that in mind, 834 00:40:14,387 --> 00:40:16,487 would you consider meeting with my dad? 835 00:40:18,924 --> 00:40:20,088 Yeah. 836 00:40:20,092 --> 00:40:23,658 And you'd be interested in selling to us maybe? 837 00:40:23,662 --> 00:40:28,463 Yeah, well, if all this is true, then... yeah. 838 00:40:28,467 --> 00:40:30,932 - How's Monday? - Monday is great. 839 00:40:30,937 --> 00:40:33,134 And if I were to shake your hand right now, could I go 840 00:40:33,138 --> 00:40:35,637 tell my dad that I basically just bought GoJo for him? 841 00:40:35,641 --> 00:40:37,238 No. 842 00:40:37,242 --> 00:40:39,307 But you can tell him I'm in the conversation. 843 00:40:39,311 --> 00:40:42,544 - Fucking A, I'll take it. - Okay. Take this. 844 00:40:42,548 --> 00:40:43,979 Will do. 845 00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:45,213 Are we amazing? 846 00:40:45,217 --> 00:40:46,915 I think I might be the best businessman in America. 847 00:40:46,919 --> 00:40:50,985 Hey, check this out. Still fucking loading. 848 00:40:50,989 --> 00:40:53,421 - You piece of shit. - Shit. 849 00:40:53,425 --> 00:40:55,689 Fuck you! 850 00:40:55,693 --> 00:40:57,825 Okay. If you wanna put on the harness, 851 00:40:57,829 --> 00:41:01,062 you can tuxedo up, step up onto the footrest. 852 00:41:01,066 --> 00:41:02,730 Then we'll strap you in. 853 00:41:02,734 --> 00:41:06,467 You'll have 30 seconds, and the rig will fly you up 854 00:41:06,471 --> 00:41:07,701 and into position. 855 00:41:07,705 --> 00:41:10,405 You'll have a three, two, one, 856 00:41:10,409 --> 00:41:12,473 and you'll see the green light, okay? 857 00:41:12,477 --> 00:41:14,575 That's the countdown to the intro. 858 00:41:14,579 --> 00:41:17,480 You ready? You ready to crucify Billy Joel? 859 00:41:18,383 --> 00:41:19,514 Yeah, yeah. 860 00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:22,249 I'm just kidding. You're gonna be great. 861 00:41:22,253 --> 00:41:25,785 Remember the thing he said about the rig spiraling, 862 00:41:25,789 --> 00:41:30,123 so just, like, keep still, yeah? That sounded serious. 863 00:41:30,127 --> 00:41:31,760 Okay. Harness, then Mic. 864 00:41:33,931 --> 00:41:36,231 Ready to rock? You wanna get changed? 865 00:41:37,034 --> 00:41:39,501 Yeah, you know what? Uh... 866 00:41:41,372 --> 00:41:42,837 I don't think I'm gonna do this. 867 00:41:43,574 --> 00:41:44,637 You don't wanna do it? 868 00:41:44,642 --> 00:41:49,409 No, it's... it's... It's bullshit. No. 869 00:41:49,413 --> 00:41:51,796 Because you did say if you don't lean right in, 870 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,112 it could come across dumb. 871 00:41:53,117 --> 00:41:56,382 And your speech kind of tees it up with a kind of ironic, 872 00:41:56,386 --> 00:41:58,744 "This is the culmination of my life's journey, 873 00:41:58,749 --> 00:42:00,749 to be crucified to save you morons, and..." 874 00:42:00,754 --> 00:42:02,186 I'm not doing it. It's... it's... 875 00:42:02,191 --> 00:42:06,157 it's like 15 layers overdetermined master's degree fucking hokum. 876 00:42:06,162 --> 00:42:08,760 Let's just... let's just pull it. I mean, what... what is it? 877 00:42:08,764 --> 00:42:11,897 It's dressed in a tuxedo, nailed to a cross, 878 00:42:11,901 --> 00:42:13,963 singing "Honesty" by Billy Joel? 879 00:42:13,968 --> 00:42:15,467 It doesn't make any fucking sense. 880 00:42:15,472 --> 00:42:18,139 Uh, what about the Tiny Wu-Tang? 881 00:42:19,275 --> 00:42:21,542 Ah, fuck. Uh... 882 00:42:23,379 --> 00:42:25,646 I don't know. I don't... You know what? I don't think so. 883 00:42:26,116 --> 00:42:28,046 No? Okay. 884 00:42:28,050 --> 00:42:30,817 Tell 'em they've got it all ahead of them. Yeah. 885 00:42:34,889 --> 00:42:37,422 That's a fucking relief. 886 00:42:43,365 --> 00:42:45,196 ♪ Make a turn and dip with the bass on max ♪ 887 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,232 ♪ Yeah, they heard my shit yeah, they heard my shit ♪ 888 00:42:47,236 --> 00:42:48,933 ♪ Streaming, no CDs ♪ 889 00:42:48,937 --> 00:42:50,467 ♪ No burners skipped got the playlist ♪ 890 00:42:50,471 --> 00:42:52,469 ♪ There I don't burn and rip on the M25 ♪ 891 00:42:52,474 --> 00:42:54,672 ♪ Yeah, I swerve and slip yeah, I swerve and slip ♪ 892 00:42:54,676 --> 00:42:56,174 ♪ Took a pop and a car rolled up ♪ 893 00:42:56,178 --> 00:42:58,109 ♪ And they said, "Swear down" and I said, "Don't gas me" ♪ 894 00:42:58,113 --> 00:43:00,111 ♪ They said, "Fam, you're a star can I get a quick pic ♪ 895 00:43:00,115 --> 00:43:01,946 ♪ For the 'gram?" And I said, "Don't gas me" ♪ 896 00:43:01,950 --> 00:43:03,413 ♪ Messed around one pretty brown ting ♪ 897 00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:05,682 ♪ Said she love me long time and I said, "Don't gas me" ♪ 898 00:43:05,686 --> 00:43:07,050 ♪ I went shop and the boss man said ♪ 899 00:43:07,054 --> 00:43:09,620 ♪ "Don't pay me, it's fine" and I said, "What" ♪ 900 00:43:09,624 --> 00:43:11,522 ♪ You ain't gotta gas I'm gas, fam... ♪ 901 00:43:17,465 --> 00:43:19,029 Oh, hey. 902 00:43:19,033 --> 00:43:22,666 - Hey, Comf, how's it going? - Hey. Good. 903 00:43:22,670 --> 00:43:25,135 - Yeah? - Yeah, it's good. 904 00:43:25,139 --> 00:43:29,173 Ken had me try to call Springsteen to rescue the vibe 905 00:43:29,177 --> 00:43:33,610 and then that got countermanded and now I'm working on a... 906 00:43:33,614 --> 00:43:37,947 jetpack for him to leave through the retractable ceiling 907 00:43:37,951 --> 00:43:40,451 that takes 48 hours to move, so... 908 00:43:41,188 --> 00:43:43,286 Okay. 909 00:43:43,290 --> 00:43:46,890 Yeah, I mean a lot of the ideas are jokes, but some aren't. 910 00:43:46,894 --> 00:43:50,228 Very weird. Yes, indeed. 911 00:43:54,101 --> 00:43:55,198 What? 912 00:43:55,203 --> 00:43:59,470 No, me... No, nothing. Yeah. Ye... Yeah, um... 913 00:43:59,475 --> 00:44:03,605 It's stupid, but earlier, um, 914 00:44:03,610 --> 00:44:05,408 before I heard you were gonna 915 00:44:05,412 --> 00:44:07,343 orchestrate a smear campaign against me, 916 00:44:07,347 --> 00:44:09,278 I... I was actually gonna ask you 917 00:44:09,282 --> 00:44:11,880 if you wanted to grab a drink sometime. 918 00:44:11,885 --> 00:44:14,114 Oh, okay. 919 00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:17,585 Yeah, but then, um, Kendall, 920 00:44:17,590 --> 00:44:20,455 you know, Ken... Kendall, he said, um... 921 00:44:20,459 --> 00:44:22,490 He said what? 922 00:44:22,494 --> 00:44:28,095 He just said maybe not. Clean lines. Church and State. 923 00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:30,200 Wrong time, wrong place. But... 924 00:44:31,237 --> 00:44:32,302 but maybe... 925 00:44:33,305 --> 00:44:35,869 when... when you're not working for him anymore 926 00:44:35,874 --> 00:44:37,805 and trying to destroy my reputation 927 00:44:37,810 --> 00:44:39,842 - and, and such... - You know, I've spent a week 928 00:44:39,846 --> 00:44:42,477 researching where to get lunchboxes from the '80s 929 00:44:42,481 --> 00:44:44,512 to serve canapes from? 930 00:44:44,516 --> 00:44:46,181 Like the one he used to take to school. 931 00:44:46,185 --> 00:44:48,515 And then he decided that he didn't want lunchboxes, 932 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,385 and so now I have all these He-Man lunchboxes in my apartment, 933 00:44:51,389 --> 00:44:53,221 and I have to resell them on eBay, 934 00:44:53,225 --> 00:44:55,091 and his office wants receipts. 935 00:44:57,428 --> 00:45:01,464 So if you wanna ask me out, then ask me out. 936 00:45:02,668 --> 00:45:05,434 - Do you wanna go out sometime? - Yes. 937 00:45:05,871 --> 00:45:06,970 Great. 938 00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:12,774 Wow. She's... she's really dancing there. 939 00:45:12,778 --> 00:45:14,508 Very... very emancipated. 940 00:45:14,512 --> 00:45:15,943 ♪ No burners skipped got the playlist ♪ 941 00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:18,746 ♪ There I don't burn and rip on the M25... ♪ 942 00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:20,849 Do you know what she's taken? 943 00:45:21,852 --> 00:45:23,786 I don't think she's taken anything. 944 00:45:24,656 --> 00:45:27,923 Just getting the demons out, I guess. 945 00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:31,525 Hey, you found the gift from my kids? 946 00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:36,330 Um, I don't believe so. 947 00:45:36,334 --> 00:45:40,202 No? Uh-huh. Well, uh... Okay. That's not good. 948 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,238 Uh, will you give us a moment, please? 949 00:45:50,782 --> 00:45:55,650 They made me something apparently, so I gotta find it. 950 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,658 Hey, Ken, it'll... it'll turn up. 951 00:46:06,663 --> 00:46:09,529 Uh-huh. Well, it won't turn up if we don't look for it. 952 00:46:09,533 --> 00:46:12,367 - Well, I know that. - Sorry, I'm sorry. 953 00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:14,336 I'm just saying. 954 00:46:15,339 --> 00:46:17,505 Where the fuck is it? 955 00:46:27,017 --> 00:46:28,850 Hey, Ken, take a break. 956 00:46:31,955 --> 00:46:33,254 Would you like my gift? 957 00:46:35,325 --> 00:46:40,094 Yeah. Yes, I would. Yes, I would love that. 958 00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:55,975 - It's a watch. - Okay. Wow. Yeah. Thanks. 959 00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:58,511 - Thanks, Nay. - I'm, like, really bad at presents. 960 00:46:58,515 --> 00:47:00,244 - It... I like it, all right. - Just... just give it back. 961 00:47:00,248 --> 00:47:01,947 - No, I like it. I like it. - No, it's fine. It's fine. 962 00:47:01,951 --> 00:47:03,815 Thanks, Nay. Is it, uh... 963 00:47:03,819 --> 00:47:06,551 Can I see? Is it... is it... is it, um... 964 00:47:06,555 --> 00:47:08,988 - inscribed, or... - No, it's just a stupid watch. 965 00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:10,824 Okay? I'll get you something else. 966 00:47:12,362 --> 00:47:15,928 Do you, uh... want a blow job? 967 00:47:15,932 --> 00:47:17,965 Hah. No, it's just... 968 00:47:20,736 --> 00:47:23,903 I don't wanna be a dick, but I... I have a watch, 969 00:47:23,907 --> 00:47:25,470 you know, I have my watch. 970 00:47:25,474 --> 00:47:26,971 It's a shitty gift, okay? 971 00:47:26,975 --> 00:47:28,841 - I'm... bad. - No, Nay, listen. 972 00:47:31,146 --> 00:47:34,614 Yeah, I'm just trying to get inside your head and figure out 973 00:47:35,450 --> 00:47:37,317 why you would give me this gift. 974 00:47:41,523 --> 00:47:42,688 Yeah, it's fine. 975 00:47:44,826 --> 00:47:46,259 - It's fine. - Ken? 976 00:47:51,866 --> 00:47:54,600 Hey! Ken, come on. 977 00:47:56,671 --> 00:48:00,237 Ken, come on, seriously, okay? Look... 978 00:48:00,241 --> 00:48:02,475 - I'm gonna look for that gift. - Hey, stop. 979 00:48:05,813 --> 00:48:09,646 Ken, Jesus. Hey, calm... Stop, stop, stop. 980 00:48:09,651 --> 00:48:11,531 Just chill! 981 00:48:17,692 --> 00:48:18,958 I'm sorry. 982 00:48:19,861 --> 00:48:21,160 It's okay. 983 00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:26,866 This is so pathetic. 984 00:48:30,771 --> 00:48:32,003 I wish I was... 985 00:48:42,616 --> 00:48:43,849 What? 986 00:48:46,119 --> 00:48:47,486 I wish I was home. 987 00:48:48,421 --> 00:48:49,688 Let's go home. 988 00:48:51,424 --> 00:48:53,020 Are you okay? 989 00:48:53,025 --> 00:48:55,357 Yes, I'm okay, Greg. Why do you keep asking if I'm okay? 990 00:48:55,362 --> 00:48:58,394 Well, just... I haven't seen you smile in, like six hours. 991 00:48:58,398 --> 00:49:00,561 You don't have to smile to be happy, Greg. 992 00:49:00,566 --> 00:49:02,898 I'm enjoying very much thinking about myself 993 00:49:02,903 --> 00:49:05,770 and my own various skills and abilities. 994 00:49:07,207 --> 00:49:08,770 Shall we try the compliment tunnel? 995 00:49:08,774 --> 00:49:10,674 - Sure. - It could be nice. 996 00:49:11,744 --> 00:49:13,275 - Why are you so happy? - Ooh! 997 00:49:13,279 --> 00:49:14,410 - Me? - Yeah. 998 00:49:14,414 --> 00:49:18,347 Well, uh, actually, because I, uh, 999 00:49:18,351 --> 00:49:21,850 I have met the most wonderful girl in the world. 1000 00:49:21,854 --> 00:49:23,452 You're just fantastic. 1001 00:49:23,456 --> 00:49:26,288 Yes, I am amazing. Amazing. 1002 00:49:26,292 --> 00:49:28,624 I mean, it's possible she's only going out with me 1003 00:49:28,628 --> 00:49:31,360 due to, you know, rancor or pique. 1004 00:49:31,364 --> 00:49:33,229 You're so full of grace. 1005 00:49:33,233 --> 00:49:36,232 - What's that? - I think he said you're full of grace. 1006 00:49:36,236 --> 00:49:39,001 That's a weird thing to say. You being sarcastic? 1007 00:49:39,005 --> 00:49:40,836 - He being sarcastic? - No, I think it's... 1008 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,838 Full of gra... Full of fucking what? What? 1009 00:49:42,842 --> 00:49:46,141 - What did you say? - Wait. Tom, To... Easy. 1010 00:49:46,145 --> 00:49:48,674 He's just... You're doing the job, right? 1011 00:49:48,679 --> 00:49:50,779 And he's had a little cocaine tonight, so I think he's... 1012 00:49:50,783 --> 00:49:52,881 Dude, don't say that. Don't say that. 1013 00:49:52,885 --> 00:49:55,283 I'm a public figure who could one day run for high office 1014 00:49:55,287 --> 00:49:57,920 or lead a Fortune 500. Don't say that. 1015 00:49:57,924 --> 00:50:00,822 All right. He's a lovely guy. 1016 00:50:00,826 --> 00:50:02,225 You're doing great work. 1017 00:50:03,930 --> 00:50:05,495 You're so merry. 1018 00:50:06,065 --> 00:50:07,429 Well, yeah, it's just... 1019 00:50:07,433 --> 00:50:10,966 I don't know. I... I'm excited about my date. I like her. 1020 00:50:10,970 --> 00:50:13,000 - What can I say? It's exciting. - You're the best. 1021 00:50:13,004 --> 00:50:14,969 - Thank you. - Fuck off. 1022 00:50:14,973 --> 00:50:18,206 You seem much happier than me, Greg. 1023 00:50:18,210 --> 00:50:22,208 I feel happy, I guess. It's not a finite pie, 1024 00:50:22,213 --> 00:50:24,010 - we can both happy. - Uh-huh, sure. 1025 00:50:24,015 --> 00:50:26,914 But it's supposed to be me that's happy, and it's you. 1026 00:50:26,918 --> 00:50:29,150 How did that happen? Huh? 1027 00:50:29,154 --> 00:50:31,586 I took the wrong drugs in the wrong order, 1028 00:50:31,590 --> 00:50:32,720 and I can't get happy. 1029 00:50:32,724 --> 00:50:35,457 Well, can't you just be happy you're free? 1030 00:50:35,461 --> 00:50:37,592 No, 'cause you've ruined it. 1031 00:50:37,596 --> 00:50:40,330 - How have I ruined it? - I don't know. You just have. 1032 00:50:44,970 --> 00:50:46,500 - Hey, there she is. - Hey. 1033 00:50:46,504 --> 00:50:48,502 - Hey. - What are you up to? What's going on? 1034 00:50:48,506 --> 00:50:50,835 I heard you were speaking. Did you get to Matsson? 1035 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,207 Are you okay? Onlookers reported you having some kind of breakdown. 1036 00:50:54,212 --> 00:50:56,452 People were anxious that you maybe swallowed your tongue. 1037 00:50:57,081 --> 00:50:58,278 Yeah, I was dancing. 1038 00:50:58,282 --> 00:50:59,844 I heard it looked like a cry for help. 1039 00:50:59,849 --> 00:51:02,948 "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Failure". 1040 00:51:02,953 --> 00:51:06,353 - Fuck you. You spoke to him? - Uh, yup. 1041 00:51:06,357 --> 00:51:09,456 - And? - You mind if I don't say? 1042 00:51:09,460 --> 00:51:11,389 Are you f... Okay, come on. 1043 00:51:11,394 --> 00:51:14,494 All right. Don't worry about it, Shivvy. I'll handle it. 1044 00:51:14,499 --> 00:51:15,962 You can go cut a rug. 1045 00:51:15,966 --> 00:51:19,233 - Rome, seriously, come on. - I am being serious. 1046 00:51:19,237 --> 00:51:21,700 I will talk to Dad and see if he wants to loop you in. 1047 00:51:21,705 --> 00:51:23,436 He often does like to loop you in. 1048 00:51:23,441 --> 00:51:26,470 Rome, just... just fucking tell me. 1049 00:51:26,475 --> 00:51:28,672 This is important, and I might need to finesse. 1050 00:51:28,677 --> 00:51:30,408 - Oh, you need to finesse? - Yeah. 1051 00:51:30,413 --> 00:51:32,576 Thank you. That's kind. How would you finesse 1052 00:51:32,581 --> 00:51:34,112 something that's done? What, by ruining it? 1053 00:51:34,116 --> 00:51:36,548 - No, by making sure you don't... - The thing is that Lukas and I 1054 00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:38,783 have, like, a thing, and I don't see how you fit in. 1055 00:51:38,788 --> 00:51:40,553 You know what? If you wanna show off to somebody, 1056 00:51:40,557 --> 00:51:42,054 maybe do it to somebody who gives a shit. 1057 00:51:42,058 --> 00:51:44,190 You're having a very bad day, I know that, 1058 00:51:44,194 --> 00:51:47,591 what with hearing that you have to continue to share your apartment 1059 00:51:47,596 --> 00:51:49,494 with the old meat wardrobe, but, you know, 1060 00:51:49,499 --> 00:51:50,896 try to keep your wig on, yeah? 1061 00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:53,030 - I'm the one in a functioning relationship. - Sure you are. 1062 00:51:53,034 --> 00:51:55,733 I saw you, you know, I saw you sipping Dad's champagne 1063 00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:57,336 looking like you were sucking a lemon. 1064 00:51:57,340 --> 00:51:58,736 I don't drink on workdays... 1065 00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:00,172 - You don't drink on workdays. - ... because I have self-control. 1066 00:52:00,176 --> 00:52:01,806 Okay. That's what that is. Okay. 1067 00:52:01,810 --> 00:52:04,108 I thought maybe you were thinking about all the dick you were gonna ride 1068 00:52:04,112 --> 00:52:06,041 - when he was inside? - Oh, my fucking God. 1069 00:52:06,046 --> 00:52:08,611 You know what? No one likes talking about me fucking guys 1070 00:52:08,616 --> 00:52:10,347 - as much as you do. Do you know that? - Mm-hmm. 1071 00:52:10,351 --> 00:52:13,083 Why is that? Is that because you're the COO who can't fuck? 1072 00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:15,987 Hmm. Mmm. 1073 00:52:15,991 --> 00:52:17,556 Did you think Tom was going to jail? 1074 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,291 - Did you? Did you? - No, I'm happy he's not going to jail. 1075 00:52:19,295 --> 00:52:21,326 Oh, I'm sure you are. You look really happy. 1076 00:52:21,330 --> 00:52:23,261 Did you think he was, though? Maybe? 1077 00:52:23,265 --> 00:52:24,906 He... There was a chance he was going to jail? 1078 00:52:24,910 --> 00:52:26,127 Maybe Dad was gonna go to jail? 1079 00:52:26,131 --> 00:52:27,731 Fuck, maybe I was gonna go to jail. 1080 00:52:27,736 --> 00:52:30,134 And because Kendall's... 1081 00:52:30,138 --> 00:52:32,503 ... that it was all about you. You thought it was ladies' night 1082 00:52:32,507 --> 00:52:34,672 and they were playing your song, but guess what? 1083 00:52:34,676 --> 00:52:37,940 You were wrong! All the men got together in man club 1084 00:52:37,945 --> 00:52:41,313 and we decided, sweetheart, everything's fine, so just... 1085 00:52:42,883 --> 00:52:44,678 - We got it. - You know, he is using you 1086 00:52:44,683 --> 00:52:46,648 as a messenger boy, but as usual... 1087 00:52:46,653 --> 00:52:48,817 - Mm-hmm. - ... you're too fucking dumb to see it. 1088 00:52:48,822 --> 00:52:51,454 It's difficult. I get it. It's very difficult for you 1089 00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:54,791 to have to do the dance for Dad because you just suck at dancing. 1090 00:52:54,795 --> 00:52:56,227 You're a piece of shit, you know that? 1091 00:52:56,231 --> 00:52:58,061 It turns out he loves it when I do the Daddy dance, 1092 00:52:58,065 --> 00:52:59,630 but I guess that's because he loves me. 1093 00:52:59,634 --> 00:53:02,899 He loves fucking me, and he just doesn't wanna fuck you anymore. 1094 00:53:02,903 --> 00:53:05,834 What are you even talking about? You're so gross. 1095 00:53:05,839 --> 00:53:08,603 Oh, Daddy doesn't love his little carrot top 1096 00:53:08,608 --> 00:53:11,441 even when she does her little Daddy dance. 1097 00:53:11,445 --> 00:53:14,140 - Dad-Daddy, Dad-Daddy dance. - I fucking hate you, man. 1098 00:53:14,145 --> 00:53:16,844 Oh, shit. Look who it is. It's birthday boy. Hey! 1099 00:53:16,849 --> 00:53:18,913 - Happy birthday, man. - Enough, yeah? 1100 00:53:18,918 --> 00:53:20,785 Oh, okay. Yeah. Sorry. Good night. 1101 00:53:22,889 --> 00:53:24,517 Neither of you should be in here. 1102 00:53:24,522 --> 00:53:26,954 Oh my God, you're right. Someone call the cops! 1103 00:53:26,959 --> 00:53:28,689 Intruders have breached the masturbatorium! 1104 00:53:28,694 --> 00:53:29,958 You're both full of shit. 1105 00:53:29,962 --> 00:53:31,826 And you came here to fuck me behind my back. 1106 00:53:31,831 --> 00:53:33,761 And you're ghouls and you're disgusting. 1107 00:53:33,766 --> 00:53:37,132 - Sorry. Whoops. - Can we get them out? 1108 00:53:37,137 --> 00:53:38,967 - Oh, get them out? - Can we get them out, please? 1109 00:53:38,971 --> 00:53:41,336 Um, it's a little late for that, buddy. I already spoke to Mattson. 1110 00:53:41,340 --> 00:53:43,438 Who hates you, by the way, and laughs at you constantly. 1111 00:53:43,442 --> 00:53:44,538 Just stop. 1112 00:53:44,543 --> 00:53:46,508 Oh, what? Go easy on birthday boy? 1113 00:53:46,512 --> 00:53:48,179 Did you come here to see me at all? 1114 00:53:49,014 --> 00:53:50,512 You didn't, did you, Shiv? 1115 00:53:50,516 --> 00:53:53,348 Well, look, we haven't been getting along that great lately, 1116 00:53:53,352 --> 00:53:55,686 so what do you think? Surprised? 1117 00:53:57,055 --> 00:53:59,220 GoJo was my idea. 1118 00:53:59,224 --> 00:54:01,287 - You stole my idea. - "You stole my idea". 1119 00:54:01,292 --> 00:54:04,558 What are you, fucking six? Dude, you lost. No big deal. 1120 00:54:04,563 --> 00:54:06,328 No need to cry about it. You lost. 1121 00:54:06,332 --> 00:54:09,529 You like the spying, Shiv? On my daughter? 1122 00:54:09,534 --> 00:54:10,998 - Oh. - On your niece? You like that? 1123 00:54:11,003 --> 00:54:13,435 - Okay. Lay off the drugs, Ken. - It's not a fucking big deal. 1124 00:54:13,439 --> 00:54:15,100 - Who gives a shit? - We are spying? 1125 00:54:15,105 --> 00:54:17,034 Yes, of... Oh, come on. Of course we are. 1126 00:54:17,039 --> 00:54:19,037 It's a fucking party game. He's in Dad's shit, 1127 00:54:19,042 --> 00:54:20,972 so we're up in his, everybody's in the shit. 1128 00:54:20,977 --> 00:54:22,910 - Don't act like you're fucking clean. - No, okay. That is disgusting. 1129 00:54:22,914 --> 00:54:25,145 It's disgusting? What, you're siding with him now? Traitor? 1130 00:54:25,149 --> 00:54:26,747 I'm just saying there's a line, bro. 1131 00:54:26,752 --> 00:54:28,680 - Fucking Sophie and Iverson? They're kids. - Oh, there's a line now? 1132 00:54:28,684 --> 00:54:30,482 There's a fucking line now? No line for him, 1133 00:54:30,487 --> 00:54:32,183 no line for you, but there's a line for me? 1134 00:54:32,188 --> 00:54:34,487 You're a bunch of stuck-up cunts who can't fucking bear 1135 00:54:34,492 --> 00:54:36,490 to see me win. That's it. That's all this is. 1136 00:54:36,494 --> 00:54:38,426 You're not a real person. 1137 00:54:38,430 --> 00:54:40,928 You know that? You're not a real person. 1138 00:54:40,932 --> 00:54:42,730 You're not real. 1139 00:54:42,734 --> 00:54:45,265 Come on. Why don't you hit me maybe? 1140 00:54:45,269 --> 00:54:46,965 - Come on. - Come on, shitty Jesus. 1141 00:54:46,970 --> 00:54:50,168 You know you want to. Just fucking hit me. Do it. 1142 00:54:50,173 --> 00:54:52,772 "I'm not a real person". Fuck you. 1143 00:54:52,776 --> 00:54:54,140 All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1144 00:54:54,144 --> 00:54:55,675 Have a good birthday, okay, fuckface? 1145 00:54:55,679 --> 00:54:58,142 - Hey, what is this? - Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! 1146 00:54:58,147 --> 00:55:00,412 Are you okay? Happy birthday. 1147 00:55:00,417 --> 00:55:02,717 Everybody just take it easy, okay? 1148 00:55:11,595 --> 00:55:13,127 Take your coat off. 1149 00:55:15,198 --> 00:55:17,899 - Take your fucking coat off. - That's enough. That's enough. 1150 00:55:19,002 --> 00:55:20,933 Take your fucking coat off! 1151 00:55:20,937 --> 00:55:22,652 Like a fucking eight-year-old. 1152 00:55:22,656 --> 00:55:23,836 You're an asshole. 1153 00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:28,640 It's funny. It's funny. You're gonna laugh at it later. 1154 00:55:28,644 --> 00:55:30,343 - Let's... let's... - You're gonna wake up in the middle of the night... 1155 00:55:30,347 --> 00:55:32,879 - Let's go. - ... and be like, "That was funny". 1156 00:55:32,883 --> 00:55:34,080 To the birthday boy. 1157 00:55:36,652 --> 00:55:38,250 Hey, you wanna go someplace else? 1158 00:55:38,255 --> 00:55:40,321 Like out, out? Now? 1159 00:55:42,926 --> 00:55:44,125 No thanks, honey. 1160 00:55:48,531 --> 00:55:50,064 I might be up for a while. 1161 00:55:54,670 --> 00:55:57,135 Hey, Dad. I nailed him. 1162 00:55:57,139 --> 00:55:59,304 I am the only child you'll ever need. 1163 00:55:59,308 --> 00:56:01,907 You can kill the others. Love you. 1164 00:56:01,911 --> 00:56:04,477 Hey, you can piss off. I'm gonna walk home. 1165 00:56:22,331 --> 00:56:23,463 Hey. 1166 00:56:30,238 --> 00:56:32,104 I think the party's over, yeah? 1167 00:56:32,740 --> 00:56:36,108 Yeah. Just a party. 1168 00:56:37,312 --> 00:56:40,346 Let it fizzle. Come. 1169 00:58:27,888 --> 00:58:32,388 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 90877