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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:08,705 --> 00:00:16,205 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 2 00:01:36,822 --> 00:01:38,452 Mr. Roy, we'd like to move on 3 00:01:38,457 --> 00:01:40,788 to the matter of these illegal payments. 4 00:01:40,793 --> 00:01:43,125 Uh-huh. Fine. 5 00:01:43,129 --> 00:01:46,061 I mean, we've done that, but... Uh-huh. 6 00:01:46,065 --> 00:01:48,096 Specifically, your... 7 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:50,432 first-hand knowledge of what happened. 8 00:01:50,436 --> 00:01:52,901 Yup. Yup, got it. 9 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:54,736 What we want you to explain to us, 10 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,772 based on what you saw and heard, 11 00:01:56,776 --> 00:02:00,605 is how these illegal payments were made, were approved, 12 00:02:00,610 --> 00:02:02,410 - and by whom. - Yup. Got it. 13 00:02:02,415 --> 00:02:03,514 What's next? 14 00:02:06,519 --> 00:02:08,419 You want to answer the question? 15 00:02:09,355 --> 00:02:10,587 I think I'm good. 16 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:15,758 Okay, fine. Uh... 17 00:02:18,363 --> 00:02:21,529 Well, I approved the illegal payments, because... 18 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:25,034 I love sexual assault and I love to cover it up. 19 00:02:26,071 --> 00:02:28,536 How... How... How's that? Is that bad? 20 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:30,202 - Okay, we can... we can wrap up. - That's bad? 21 00:02:30,206 --> 00:02:31,738 Come on, just... We'll privately run the... 22 00:02:31,742 --> 00:02:33,540 the timeline at home, but yeah... 23 00:02:33,545 --> 00:02:35,210 I'm good. We're good. Right? 24 00:02:35,214 --> 00:02:36,844 Good, and yeah, just... 25 00:02:36,848 --> 00:02:40,415 - humble, straightforward... - Hide the agenda. 26 00:02:40,419 --> 00:02:41,583 No agenda. 27 00:02:41,587 --> 00:02:43,418 Sure. 28 00:02:43,422 --> 00:02:45,453 They're government employees, I mean... 29 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:47,255 how smart can they be? 30 00:02:47,259 --> 00:02:50,627 I'm not saying that. I'm saying what you think I think, right? 31 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,089 And... And just so we're on the same page 32 00:02:53,094 --> 00:02:54,594 in terms of aims, for me, 33 00:02:54,599 --> 00:02:55,730 the wish list goes: 34 00:02:55,734 --> 00:02:57,297 immunity for yours truly, 35 00:02:57,301 --> 00:02:58,933 taskforce for Waystar, 36 00:02:58,937 --> 00:03:01,237 - my dad deaded. - Well, I don't do requests 37 00:03:01,242 --> 00:03:02,802 because I'm not a DJ. 38 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:05,639 But I hear you. Look, come in here. 39 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:07,643 They're jigsawing all the papers. 40 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,212 Hey, paper people! 41 00:03:11,216 --> 00:03:13,214 - Morning. - Good morning. 42 00:03:13,218 --> 00:03:17,317 You know, Waystar is now cooperating, 43 00:03:17,321 --> 00:03:21,085 helpfully offering up one billion pages of documents, 44 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:23,255 hiring white-shoe, former DOJ types 45 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:25,925 to conduct an internal that looks super scrupulous, 46 00:03:25,930 --> 00:03:28,827 offering up employees for talks with DOJ 47 00:03:28,832 --> 00:03:31,631 and worker safety protocols around Cruises. 48 00:03:31,636 --> 00:03:33,901 We can adjust, but... 49 00:03:33,905 --> 00:03:35,571 ... this isn't a slam dunk here. 50 00:03:38,409 --> 00:03:39,806 - Uh-huh, but... - Mm-hmm? 51 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:42,376 ... the papers, yeah? 52 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:44,308 - I mean... - Once you pull everything out 53 00:03:44,313 --> 00:03:46,377 that falls under other jurisdictions 54 00:03:46,382 --> 00:03:48,347 or maritime law, or is privileged, 55 00:03:48,352 --> 00:03:50,315 or is outside the statute of limitations... 56 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,889 But an FCPA angle obviates those objections, right? 57 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:56,521 Well, the stuff that works 58 00:03:56,526 --> 00:03:59,291 for Foreign Corrupt Practices Act is inferential. 59 00:03:59,296 --> 00:04:00,393 Waystar was careful. 60 00:04:00,398 --> 00:04:01,971 So, you're saying the papers are bullshit? 61 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:04,807 I'm just saying they lack some of the explosiveness 62 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:06,242 it was suggested they might have. 63 00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:07,280 Well... 64 00:04:08,147 --> 00:04:09,812 I can reposition the context 65 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:12,885 in the public arena, maybe... maybe... 66 00:04:13,819 --> 00:04:15,383 Maybe I can flip someone up the tree? 67 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:17,181 I just feel like sometimes we're allowing the tune 68 00:04:17,185 --> 00:04:18,949 to be played at my dad's tempo, Lisa. 69 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:20,754 And I'm not sure why. 70 00:04:20,759 --> 00:04:24,226 I have the, quote-unquote, best lawyer in town. 71 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:25,560 I have the best story. 72 00:04:25,564 --> 00:04:28,165 - I have fucking receipts! - I hear you're concerned. 73 00:04:29,568 --> 00:04:31,033 You have a big day tomorrow. 74 00:04:31,037 --> 00:04:33,604 Okay? This happens the night before. 75 00:04:35,641 --> 00:04:37,139 - Rest up, okay? - Thank you. 76 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:39,109 Yeah, and I... and I... 77 00:04:39,114 --> 00:04:42,515 Look, I really value all the work you do, honestly. 78 00:04:44,183 --> 00:04:45,680 But let's try harder. 79 00:04:45,684 --> 00:04:47,784 Yeah? Let's try harder. 80 00:04:47,789 --> 00:04:48,855 Thank you. 81 00:05:11,243 --> 00:05:13,676 I miss the big boot. At least you could hear him coming. 82 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:19,580 Clearly fucking. 83 00:05:19,585 --> 00:05:20,915 Dad and Kerry? Please. 84 00:05:20,919 --> 00:05:24,082 Showing memes to a young menial? Tale as old as time. 85 00:05:24,087 --> 00:05:26,219 No, he hates the close-proximity bang. 86 00:05:26,224 --> 00:05:27,855 He's still really into blowjobs, I hear. 87 00:05:27,859 --> 00:05:29,857 You just wanna give him a blowjob, so stop projecting. 88 00:05:29,861 --> 00:05:31,759 - Hey, Romulus! - I do. 89 00:05:31,763 --> 00:05:33,661 Looks like he wants one now. 90 00:05:33,665 --> 00:05:35,329 Mm... 91 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:38,366 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well played, the Internet. 92 00:05:40,072 --> 00:05:41,992 - Okay, um... Shiv... - You're disgusting. 93 00:05:42,474 --> 00:05:44,839 Tom... 94 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,040 Hugo. 95 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:48,140 Okay, so, your dad 96 00:05:48,145 --> 00:05:50,644 has been drawing up priorities for the weekend. 97 00:05:50,648 --> 00:05:54,281 He wants everyone hitting anti-tech positions hard. 98 00:05:54,286 --> 00:05:55,884 Regulate and strangulate. 99 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:58,521 They're getting too powerful. 100 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,623 Everybody knows it. 101 00:05:59,628 --> 00:06:02,293 "Stop tech eating our lunch". 102 00:06:02,298 --> 00:06:04,057 Put in a new friend at the top, 103 00:06:04,062 --> 00:06:08,729 one who won't fire up Justice about our, um, boring old case. 104 00:06:08,733 --> 00:06:10,796 Yeah, and maybe eat a bellyful of humble pie 105 00:06:10,801 --> 00:06:12,999 about accidentally knocking over their president 106 00:06:13,004 --> 00:06:14,301 and smashing him on the floor. 107 00:06:14,305 --> 00:06:15,569 Boo-hoo. It's not our fault 108 00:06:15,573 --> 00:06:17,805 the president's brain couldn't thunk good no more. 109 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:18,973 Go offense. 110 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:21,041 Spread it around that if the Raisin goes for us, 111 00:06:21,045 --> 00:06:23,477 he's, uh, politicizing the Cruises case. 112 00:06:23,482 --> 00:06:24,910 "It's so sad. 113 00:06:24,915 --> 00:06:26,613 His justice department has a grudge". 114 00:06:26,617 --> 00:06:29,682 I might have heard that the deputy AG... 115 00:06:29,686 --> 00:06:32,685 has a picture of me on her dartboard, 116 00:06:32,690 --> 00:06:33,856 which is... 117 00:06:34,257 --> 00:06:35,321 disgusting. 118 00:06:35,326 --> 00:06:38,091 We... Have... Ha... Have we heard that? Or... 119 00:06:38,095 --> 00:06:40,193 That is the rumor that's going around. 120 00:06:40,197 --> 00:06:43,096 Yeah. Funny how these rumors get started. 121 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,199 Yeah. 122 00:06:45,469 --> 00:06:46,735 It's disgusting. 123 00:06:54,511 --> 00:06:57,279 Hey, you mind if I jump in with you, Dad? 124 00:06:57,915 --> 00:06:58,948 Uh-oh! 125 00:06:59,951 --> 00:07:01,183 Okay, Pinkie. 126 00:07:08,358 --> 00:07:10,158 Can we go up a degree in the back? 127 00:07:13,496 --> 00:07:14,593 You okay? 128 00:07:14,598 --> 00:07:16,296 You gonna be a fucking sourpuss? 129 00:07:16,301 --> 00:07:18,166 What? No. 130 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,068 No, I just... uh... 131 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,466 The last time that we talked properly, 132 00:07:21,470 --> 00:07:23,669 you humiliated me at the shareholder meeting, 133 00:07:23,673 --> 00:07:25,470 so I thought I should just check in. 134 00:07:25,474 --> 00:07:28,676 It was a long day, and I was unwell. 135 00:07:29,511 --> 00:07:30,678 Uh-huh. 136 00:07:30,683 --> 00:07:31,846 Well... 137 00:07:32,214 --> 00:07:33,843 I wanna say I'm concerned 138 00:07:33,848 --> 00:07:35,813 about who you might endorse this weekend. 139 00:07:35,818 --> 00:07:38,886 - The vice president. - You're scared of Dave Boyer? 140 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:40,189 Yeah. 141 00:07:40,194 --> 00:07:42,087 Nothing's more dangerous than a second-rate individual 142 00:07:42,091 --> 00:07:43,388 who sees his chance. 143 00:07:43,392 --> 00:07:46,257 I need to keep my spoon in the soup. 144 00:07:46,261 --> 00:07:48,960 Fine, and... 145 00:07:48,964 --> 00:07:51,329 I don't think this is the place to let Roman be the mouthpiece. 146 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,732 - He's maturing. - Yeah, and I love him, 147 00:07:53,736 --> 00:07:55,968 but he fucked the phone call with the Raisin, 148 00:07:55,973 --> 00:07:57,336 that's an existential risk, 149 00:07:57,341 --> 00:08:00,307 and the only solid thing he actioned in LA, Dad, 150 00:08:00,312 --> 00:08:01,906 was the movie Dr. Honk, 151 00:08:01,910 --> 00:08:03,975 about the man who could talk to cars. 152 00:08:03,980 --> 00:08:05,710 Yeah. 153 00:08:05,715 --> 00:08:07,778 But we're walking in there with a hundred different aims, 154 00:08:07,782 --> 00:08:10,848 and I think some nuance is required. 155 00:08:10,852 --> 00:08:13,951 I'm just glad that we still have a company to act on behalf of, 156 00:08:13,956 --> 00:08:15,189 thanks to me. 157 00:08:16,225 --> 00:08:18,922 Kerry, get Shiv a fucking medal. 158 00:08:41,182 --> 00:08:42,946 - All right, enough! - Let's go. 159 00:08:42,951 --> 00:08:44,117 Don't touch me! 160 00:08:47,487 --> 00:08:50,253 Okay, so, if you guys go to your left, the elevator's to the left. 161 00:08:50,257 --> 00:08:53,425 I have your room keys, and welcome drinks start in 20 minutes. 162 00:09:04,505 --> 00:09:06,903 Wow, you can really smell the panic. 163 00:09:06,907 --> 00:09:08,404 Berlin Bunker vibes. 164 00:09:08,408 --> 00:09:10,273 It is rather pungent. 165 00:09:10,277 --> 00:09:12,075 Oh, Ms. Libtard, how do you like spelunking 166 00:09:12,079 --> 00:09:13,977 in the elephant's asshole? 167 00:09:13,981 --> 00:09:16,279 - I'm just a corporate observer. - Okay. 168 00:09:16,283 --> 00:09:17,513 Well, wait till the weekend's over. 169 00:09:17,517 --> 00:09:20,583 We'll get our white cis male stank all over you. 170 00:09:20,587 --> 00:09:22,718 It's just such a thrill. 171 00:09:22,722 --> 00:09:25,321 I'm probably the biggest Con-head in Oklahoma. 172 00:09:25,325 --> 00:09:27,623 Of course! Panhandle Pete! 173 00:09:27,627 --> 00:09:30,493 You've met Maxim Pierce? He's my intellectual heft. 174 00:09:30,497 --> 00:09:32,262 My Beltway Buddha. 175 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:36,365 I push him, he pushes me, and around and around we go! 176 00:09:36,369 --> 00:09:39,135 Is it just me, or in a room full of Timothy McVeighs, 177 00:09:39,139 --> 00:09:40,903 does Connor suddenly look like a Roosevelt? 178 00:09:40,908 --> 00:09:42,005 Sweetie. 179 00:09:42,010 --> 00:09:43,275 It's Panhandle Pete! 180 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,142 Frowny Face here wanted to stay home 181 00:09:47,146 --> 00:09:48,376 and work on her play, 182 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:50,445 but duty calls for my leggy Mary Todd. 183 00:09:50,449 --> 00:09:55,083 Mm. No, it's fine. I can totally just write the play on my phone. 184 00:09:55,087 --> 00:09:57,321 So, uh, how did you two meet? 185 00:09:58,825 --> 00:09:59,855 Online. 186 00:09:59,859 --> 00:10:01,223 Online. 187 00:10:01,227 --> 00:10:03,225 Hi, folks. Just for a second. 188 00:10:03,229 --> 00:10:04,359 Quiet for just a second. 189 00:10:04,363 --> 00:10:08,197 I want to thank you all for... 190 00:10:08,201 --> 00:10:09,965 being here on such short notice 191 00:10:09,969 --> 00:10:11,333 and I want to thank you 192 00:10:11,337 --> 00:10:13,736 for keeping your attendance private. 193 00:10:13,741 --> 00:10:16,402 Uh... What we do here... 194 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,972 at the Future Freedom Summit 195 00:10:17,976 --> 00:10:23,077 is of the utmost importance to our party and our country. 196 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,312 I... I happen to believe 197 00:10:24,316 --> 00:10:27,815 the next president of the United States 198 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:30,616 is somewhere in this very room. 199 00:10:30,621 --> 00:10:33,087 - He is, and he's hard as a rock. - So... 200 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:36,457 may God shepherd... this person. 201 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,459 The health of our republic depends on it. 202 00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,127 And the health of my portfolio. 203 00:10:40,131 --> 00:10:41,329 And that. 204 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:42,596 To the republic! 205 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,334 To the republic! Thank you. 206 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,604 The republic! 207 00:10:48,873 --> 00:10:51,374 Ron Petkus blew his son's archery instructor. 208 00:10:51,743 --> 00:10:52,773 True story. 209 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:54,075 Blew his arch... Whoa! 210 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:57,713 Um... Some guy with an undercut just called me "soy boy". 211 00:10:57,718 --> 00:10:59,015 Oh, don't worry, Greg. 212 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:00,217 It's a nice safe space 213 00:11:00,222 --> 00:11:02,256 where you don't have to pretend to like Hamilton. 214 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:04,117 Well, I like Hamilton. 215 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,722 Sure, you do. We all do. 216 00:11:07,925 --> 00:11:11,691 So, what... what... what is this, actually, here? 217 00:11:11,696 --> 00:11:14,160 This is just a nice political conference 218 00:11:14,164 --> 00:11:16,463 of like-minded donors and intellectuals. 219 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:20,066 AKA picking the next president. 220 00:11:20,071 --> 00:11:21,536 Selecto el presidento. 221 00:11:21,541 --> 00:11:23,505 That's not... That's not really how it works. 222 00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:25,508 Yeah, no, sure, but yeah. 223 00:11:25,513 --> 00:11:28,011 But is that, like, constitutional? 224 00:11:28,016 --> 00:11:29,409 Oh, I don't know, Greg. 225 00:11:29,413 --> 00:11:30,676 You wanna call a referee? 226 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,144 Is there an ombudsman in the house? 227 00:11:32,148 --> 00:11:34,346 - Well. Here they are. - What is an ombudsman? 228 00:11:34,350 --> 00:11:36,849 The family who lost us a presidency. 229 00:11:36,853 --> 00:11:39,552 How is he? The Raisin. 230 00:11:39,557 --> 00:11:41,286 He's out of a job in six months, 231 00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:43,989 lame in the interim, and the GOP is in flames. 232 00:11:43,993 --> 00:11:45,391 We're all doing backflips. 233 00:11:45,395 --> 00:11:46,526 Sorry about that. 234 00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:48,193 He's got a serious condition. 235 00:11:48,197 --> 00:11:50,195 We felt the country needed to know. 236 00:11:50,199 --> 00:11:52,832 - Oh. - So, uh, what are you hearing? 237 00:11:52,836 --> 00:11:55,401 Well, with the president out, we need a nominee. 238 00:11:55,406 --> 00:11:57,135 So welcome to Clown Town. 239 00:11:57,139 --> 00:11:59,738 Six months to election day and no candidate. 240 00:11:59,742 --> 00:12:02,173 Super Tuesday's gone, ballots are already finalized. 241 00:12:02,177 --> 00:12:05,343 The delegates will choose at the RNC, of course, but... 242 00:12:05,347 --> 00:12:06,711 I think we can all be real 243 00:12:06,715 --> 00:12:08,914 and say we need to choose here first. 244 00:12:08,918 --> 00:12:11,583 It's Boyer, right? We're going Boyer? 245 00:12:11,587 --> 00:12:15,420 Yup. Cleanest option is the vice president. 246 00:12:15,424 --> 00:12:17,121 The party needs to be united. 247 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:19,057 So I hope, since you started this mess, 248 00:12:19,061 --> 00:12:20,224 you can help us clear it up? 249 00:12:20,228 --> 00:12:22,961 - Dave's good. I like Dave. - We all like Dave. 250 00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:25,730 Steady old plow horse. 251 00:12:25,734 --> 00:12:28,700 I heard his daughter has made him go vegetarian. 252 00:12:28,705 --> 00:12:30,900 - Did you hear that? - No. 253 00:12:30,905 --> 00:12:33,671 No. Oh, no. I think I've seen him eat a meatball. 254 00:12:33,675 --> 00:12:37,777 Nope. Secret herbivore. Right here. 255 00:12:38,746 --> 00:12:41,381 - Boyer, it's his turn. - Mm-hmm. 256 00:12:43,018 --> 00:12:45,185 I don't really mind the lip-licking thing. 257 00:12:47,322 --> 00:12:48,355 No? 258 00:12:49,391 --> 00:12:52,222 - Is it bad? - Not really. It's... It just... 259 00:12:52,227 --> 00:12:54,292 When you notice it, you definitely... 260 00:12:54,296 --> 00:12:55,526 notice it. 261 00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:57,561 As long as he doesn't do it much during the debates, 262 00:12:57,565 --> 00:12:59,030 we should be fine. 263 00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:01,299 Guy must have the wettest lips in North America. 264 00:13:01,304 --> 00:13:03,166 Yeah, it's like he's a cartoon bear 265 00:13:03,171 --> 00:13:05,435 and there's always a picnic hamper nearby. 266 00:13:05,439 --> 00:13:06,937 Yeah, but Dave's great. 267 00:13:06,941 --> 00:13:08,338 Congratulations, by the way. 268 00:13:08,343 --> 00:13:09,674 Oh, okay. 269 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:12,211 Uh, for what? What have I done now? 270 00:13:12,216 --> 00:13:13,516 For the wedding. 271 00:13:15,483 --> 00:13:17,047 Your mother. 272 00:13:17,052 --> 00:13:18,916 Your mother is Caroline Collingwood, no? 273 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,551 - Yeah... - And she's getting married, no? 274 00:13:20,555 --> 00:13:22,085 To Peter Munion? 275 00:13:22,089 --> 00:13:23,521 No. No, she's in a relationship 276 00:13:23,525 --> 00:13:26,323 with a canoe-shaped gentleman named Rory. 277 00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,525 Nope. 278 00:13:27,529 --> 00:13:30,195 Maybe it was somebody else, then. Pretty su... No! 279 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,597 Oh! Look at that! 280 00:13:33,602 --> 00:13:35,565 Um... You know how it is. 281 00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:39,503 Families. Could you forward that to me, actually? 282 00:13:39,507 --> 00:13:42,004 Thank you. I'll, uh, see you around. Thank you. 283 00:13:42,009 --> 00:13:43,072 Okay. 284 00:13:43,076 --> 00:13:44,874 Hey, could you excuse us for just a moment? 285 00:13:44,878 --> 00:13:47,109 - Certainly. Certainly. - Thank you so much. 286 00:13:47,113 --> 00:13:49,378 Did you know about this, you withholding bitch? 287 00:13:49,383 --> 00:13:51,081 Uh, what? 288 00:13:51,086 --> 00:13:53,217 You know, Glyn, the, uh, Brexit pervert? 289 00:13:53,222 --> 00:13:54,751 Yeah, he just sent this to me. 290 00:13:54,755 --> 00:13:57,053 Apparently, our mother is marrying a Peter Munion. 291 00:13:57,057 --> 00:14:00,023 - What? Who's Peter Onion? - I don't fucking know. 292 00:14:00,027 --> 00:14:01,558 Wonder if that first-born fucker knew. 293 00:14:01,563 --> 00:14:03,091 Mm-hmm. Call him. 294 00:14:05,298 --> 00:14:06,965 Sorry, just give me a second. 295 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,509 Yeah, what? 296 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,515 I'm here with Shiv. 297 00:14:09,519 --> 00:14:11,689 Just wanted to let you know new dad just dropped. 298 00:14:12,572 --> 00:14:13,669 I'm sorry, what? 299 00:14:13,674 --> 00:14:15,571 Yeah, Mommy's getting remarried, dingus! 300 00:14:15,575 --> 00:14:17,205 - Did you know? - Of course he didn't know. 301 00:14:17,209 --> 00:14:18,339 Ken bores the shit out of Mom. 302 00:14:18,343 --> 00:14:19,942 What are you even talking about? 303 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,044 You mean, uh, Rory? 304 00:14:22,048 --> 00:14:24,446 Uh... No. She took the view, "Fuck Rory". 305 00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:26,848 Hey, Shiv, is it true? You at the hate-fest fest? 306 00:14:26,852 --> 00:14:28,450 Burning books and measuring skulls 307 00:14:28,454 --> 00:14:30,488 - down in Nuremberg, Virginia? - Yeah. 308 00:14:31,457 --> 00:14:33,021 What are you doing with your weekend? 309 00:14:33,025 --> 00:14:34,823 Planning to send us all to jail? Your favorite? 310 00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:36,623 All right. Just, uh, wanted to let you know 311 00:14:36,628 --> 00:14:38,929 Mommy still doesn't love you. Bye, Ken, bye. 312 00:14:41,801 --> 00:14:43,765 Hey, man, I... I just wanted to, uh, 313 00:14:43,769 --> 00:14:45,200 broach something with you. 314 00:14:45,204 --> 00:14:46,567 Broach away, Greg. 315 00:14:46,571 --> 00:14:49,872 So, yeah, look, I'm... I'm pretty anxious. Um... 316 00:14:50,642 --> 00:14:53,242 Ken is saying he might burn me. 317 00:14:55,847 --> 00:14:57,011 Are you threatening me? 318 00:14:57,016 --> 00:14:58,512 You can't threaten me. I'm immune. 319 00:14:58,516 --> 00:15:01,916 No, Tom, I was just thinking about advice. 320 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,117 Because I'm... 321 00:15:03,121 --> 00:15:07,788 I'm obsessing over the "prison" of it all. 322 00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:11,325 And, uh, I just need to know how to stop thinking. 323 00:15:11,329 --> 00:15:12,860 - Yeah. - It's just constant. 324 00:15:12,865 --> 00:15:15,061 I tried that. Doesn't work. 325 00:15:15,066 --> 00:15:19,433 No, what I'm preferring is to always think about it. 326 00:15:19,437 --> 00:15:22,269 And then, when you don't, for a moment, it's like, 327 00:15:22,273 --> 00:15:26,074 "Ooh! Someone's loosened their icy grip on my innards". 328 00:15:29,147 --> 00:15:30,244 Yeah. 329 00:15:30,249 --> 00:15:31,681 I like that. I like it. 330 00:15:33,317 --> 00:15:35,349 So, you wanna try? 331 00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:38,354 - Mm-hmm? - It's the Spätburgunder. 332 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,265 Our vineyard! 333 00:15:42,336 --> 00:15:45,767 Oh, screw top. Oh. 334 00:15:45,772 --> 00:15:49,038 ... Black and brown avatars to smear... 335 00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:50,773 Do you hear Boyer's losing juice now? 336 00:15:50,777 --> 00:15:52,509 - Uh-huh. - And the Democratic Party... 337 00:15:52,513 --> 00:15:54,246 So, it's biodynamic. 338 00:15:55,349 --> 00:15:58,014 It has quite a funk to it. 339 00:15:58,018 --> 00:16:00,549 ... engineered by the DNC and the LSM 340 00:16:00,553 --> 00:16:03,820 in conjunction with their Big Tech overlords. 341 00:16:03,825 --> 00:16:05,088 Now, the rest of us... 342 00:16:05,092 --> 00:16:07,090 You kind of have to meet it halfway, right? 343 00:16:07,094 --> 00:16:08,524 - It's... - You know, it's... 344 00:16:08,528 --> 00:16:11,327 - ... earthy. - Yeah. 345 00:16:11,331 --> 00:16:13,329 Kinda... Mm... 346 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,497 - Germanic. - Yeah. 347 00:16:14,502 --> 00:16:17,703 There's lots to unpack. It's... It's not... It's not floral. 348 00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:20,371 It's not sugary or... 349 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:22,037 vegetal. 350 00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:24,707 It's... It's... It's... Mm. 351 00:16:24,711 --> 00:16:26,142 It's quite agricultural, you know. 352 00:16:26,146 --> 00:16:28,911 It's... It's... It's... It's... Uh... 353 00:16:28,915 --> 00:16:30,513 Right? 354 00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:31,580 You know you're not a bigot... 355 00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:33,950 It's not very nice, is it? The wine, Shiv? 356 00:16:33,954 --> 00:16:35,316 It's true. We see this a lot, 357 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,252 - this so-called apology... - You know, 358 00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:40,956 if Boyer flames out, then maybe it's time to... 359 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,258 It might be time to pivot party. 360 00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,257 So, my prison consultant called 361 00:16:44,262 --> 00:16:46,261 and it looks like the place upstate might be full. 362 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,664 ... disempower the white working class... 363 00:16:48,669 --> 00:16:49,699 Mm-hmm? 364 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:52,230 - It's all the same. - Well, you're tired. 365 00:16:52,235 --> 00:16:54,135 You'll feel better about that in the morning. 366 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:55,204 Oh, yeah? 367 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:58,307 One day closer to my incarceration, right? 368 00:16:58,311 --> 00:17:02,280 Apparently, the food in jail is really bland. Um... 369 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:04,745 I mean, I know it's the same... 370 00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,250 - Tom! - ... every day, but it's... 371 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,354 I don't get why you keep wanting to talk about it. 372 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:11,655 Oh. 373 00:17:12,023 --> 00:17:14,189 Okay, I'm sorry. 374 00:17:14,193 --> 00:17:16,391 Does the topic of my imminent imprisonment bore you? 375 00:17:16,395 --> 00:17:19,160 Come on! You're just... You're obsessing! I just... 376 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,528 I can't keep going round and round, okay? 377 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:34,210 Honey, I don't know what else there is to say. 378 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,382 I'm sorry. 379 00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:44,986 - Hey... - Hey. 380 00:18:00,069 --> 00:18:01,469 No? 381 00:18:02,004 --> 00:18:03,871 Oh, sure. Yeah. 382 00:18:04,907 --> 00:18:06,105 Okay. 383 00:18:06,109 --> 00:18:08,073 You know what? 384 00:18:08,077 --> 00:18:09,744 There's not really any point. 385 00:18:11,514 --> 00:18:13,812 Uh... To making love? 386 00:18:13,816 --> 00:18:16,213 Yeah, well, you're still on contraception. 387 00:18:16,218 --> 00:18:20,354 It's just like throwing so much cake batter at a brick wall. 388 00:18:24,861 --> 00:18:26,924 I think what I realized is that I'm just 389 00:18:26,929 --> 00:18:30,094 not that interested in being a commercial playwright. 390 00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:32,097 I mean, the audience helped you discover that, 391 00:18:32,101 --> 00:18:33,165 didn't they, babe? 392 00:18:33,169 --> 00:18:34,566 Well, beauty and brains! 393 00:18:35,671 --> 00:18:37,435 Probably shouldn't say that. 394 00:18:37,439 --> 00:18:38,771 Uh... Will I be canceled? 395 00:18:38,775 --> 00:18:41,706 Oh, no! No. No. 396 00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:43,475 Well, who knows? You know? The night is young. 397 00:18:43,479 --> 00:18:46,509 Yeah... Yeah, I... I just... I don't know how you do it. 398 00:18:46,514 --> 00:18:49,647 How do you make up things that aren't already there? 399 00:18:49,652 --> 00:18:51,183 Oh, you don't know the half of it. 400 00:18:51,187 --> 00:18:53,317 We talk long into the night. 401 00:18:53,322 --> 00:18:54,886 Ideas... 402 00:18:54,891 --> 00:18:58,290 literary, global, macro, micro, Cosmo! 403 00:18:58,294 --> 00:18:59,925 We bounce off each other. 404 00:18:59,929 --> 00:19:01,459 Well, that sounds delightful. 405 00:19:03,064 --> 00:19:04,396 No. I mean, well, yeah. 406 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,597 Con. 407 00:19:05,601 --> 00:19:08,199 Well, you should come to Pound Ridge one weekend. 408 00:19:08,203 --> 00:19:10,134 - Mm. - Both of you. 409 00:19:10,138 --> 00:19:12,906 Unless you're tired or busy, one. 410 00:19:13,442 --> 00:19:14,906 One and all. 411 00:19:14,910 --> 00:19:16,007 We'd love that, wouldn't we, chicken? 412 00:19:16,011 --> 00:19:17,509 I don't know if you're invited. 413 00:19:17,513 --> 00:19:19,544 Oh, ho, ho! 414 00:19:19,548 --> 00:19:21,479 Okay, let me circulate. 415 00:19:21,483 --> 00:19:25,016 And I will rehydrate this gorgeous creature 416 00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:26,518 - on my return. - Cancelled! 417 00:19:26,522 --> 00:19:27,752 Ah! 418 00:19:27,756 --> 00:19:29,823 You! 419 00:19:32,227 --> 00:19:33,491 Fun guy! 420 00:19:33,495 --> 00:19:36,593 Con, maybe don't abandon me upstate with Larry Lech here. 421 00:19:36,597 --> 00:19:37,862 Okay? It's weird. 422 00:19:37,866 --> 00:19:40,031 Very influential! 423 00:19:40,035 --> 00:19:41,398 We're just showing a bit of leg. 424 00:19:41,402 --> 00:19:44,235 - Yeah, my leg. - The collective leg! 425 00:19:44,239 --> 00:19:45,667 He's a huge donor! 426 00:19:45,672 --> 00:19:47,570 Maybe I don't wanna donate my body 427 00:19:47,575 --> 00:19:49,775 to political science, huh? 428 00:20:00,722 --> 00:20:02,987 Hey, man. What's up? 429 00:20:02,991 --> 00:20:06,157 Oh, okay. Yeah, it's the, uh... it's the ghost pepper. 430 00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,025 The spicy new flavor. Mencken. 431 00:20:08,029 --> 00:20:10,427 So, what's your deal? Most people here wanna... 432 00:20:10,431 --> 00:20:11,528 fuck me or kill me. 433 00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:12,830 - Ooh, wow! - How about you? 434 00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:15,399 I always found it hard to care about politics, so... 435 00:20:15,403 --> 00:20:17,501 Mm-hmm? Well, listen. 436 00:20:17,505 --> 00:20:19,069 Here's my party trick, all right? 437 00:20:19,073 --> 00:20:20,371 Okay. 438 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:21,874 Tell me who your enemy is... 439 00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:24,042 and I'll tell you who you are. 440 00:20:26,381 --> 00:20:27,578 Okay. 441 00:20:27,582 --> 00:20:29,913 Put a pin in that one. Um... 442 00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:32,516 I've seen your poll numbers. You're dark-horsin' it. 443 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,118 - People are behind your whole... - ... huh? 444 00:20:35,122 --> 00:20:38,054 They'd better buy it. Or I'll send them to the Gulag. 445 00:20:38,058 --> 00:20:40,357 Oh, okay. Now we're talking. 446 00:20:40,361 --> 00:20:42,426 No, no, no, no. No work camps. You know... 447 00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:43,959 These will be like summer camps. 448 00:20:43,963 --> 00:20:45,695 Summer camps but with beatings, right? 449 00:20:45,699 --> 00:20:48,165 No, no, no, no. No beatings. 450 00:20:50,637 --> 00:20:52,067 Well, this is nice. 451 00:20:52,071 --> 00:20:54,504 Couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun. 452 00:20:54,508 --> 00:20:55,772 Mm. 453 00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:58,142 So, uh... 454 00:20:58,712 --> 00:21:00,242 Do you guys know yet? 455 00:21:00,246 --> 00:21:02,244 Who takes over? 456 00:21:02,248 --> 00:21:04,280 - What's that? - When the send the old... 457 00:21:04,284 --> 00:21:06,616 battle toad off to the hoosegow? 458 00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:08,851 Your dad? Admiral Grope Boat? 459 00:21:08,855 --> 00:21:09,952 Yeah, no, he's not... 460 00:21:09,957 --> 00:21:11,320 That's actually not happening. 461 00:21:11,324 --> 00:21:13,523 Yeah, that's right. That's right. No. 462 00:21:13,527 --> 00:21:15,725 That's the line. Stick to the line. That's good. 463 00:21:40,218 --> 00:21:44,920 So, according to Steven, my prison consultant, this is... 464 00:21:44,924 --> 00:21:47,956 you know, this is kind of what the food is like inside. 465 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,693 I'm in training. How's your omelet? 466 00:21:51,363 --> 00:21:52,428 It's... 467 00:21:53,899 --> 00:21:54,962 not... 468 00:21:54,967 --> 00:21:56,998 - Yeah, making some inroads. - It's like... 469 00:21:57,002 --> 00:21:58,199 I'm actually glad you called, Tom. 470 00:21:58,203 --> 00:21:59,205 It's like Afghanistan. 471 00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:00,999 You have to start in the center there. 472 00:22:01,004 --> 00:22:02,370 You establish a base of operations. 473 00:22:02,374 --> 00:22:03,704 Then you have to kind of... 474 00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:04,770 - move out... - Okay. 475 00:22:04,775 --> 00:22:06,340 ... to secure more territory. 476 00:22:06,345 --> 00:22:09,444 Yeah, I, uh... I'm worried about prison. 477 00:22:09,448 --> 00:22:12,912 I... I... I... I just feel because of my physical length, 478 00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:15,649 I could be a target for all kinds of misadventures... 479 00:22:15,653 --> 00:22:18,919 And it won't taste as good as this either, okay? 480 00:22:18,923 --> 00:22:22,357 You have to take off 30 to 50 percent of the taste 481 00:22:22,361 --> 00:22:25,693 of that endless salty gym mat that you're eating. 482 00:22:25,697 --> 00:22:26,727 Camel's labia. 483 00:22:26,732 --> 00:22:29,596 Yeah, like, they wipe their ass on your pillowcase. 484 00:22:29,601 --> 00:22:31,699 - I know! - That's something they'd like to do. 485 00:22:31,703 --> 00:22:33,833 I've read the prison blogs, Greg. 486 00:22:33,838 --> 00:22:35,035 I know. 487 00:22:35,039 --> 00:22:36,105 Um... 488 00:22:36,741 --> 00:22:38,539 Look. 489 00:22:38,543 --> 00:22:40,207 You know how, uh... 490 00:22:40,211 --> 00:22:43,978 they're calling you that name around the office, the... 491 00:22:43,982 --> 00:22:45,178 you know, the Christmas Tree... 492 00:22:45,182 --> 00:22:47,449 What's good is to eradicate hope. 493 00:22:48,486 --> 00:22:50,818 They can't get you if you got no hope. 494 00:22:50,822 --> 00:22:52,520 It's because I think... 495 00:22:52,524 --> 00:22:55,723 You know, if you have a crime, you need to unload. 496 00:22:55,727 --> 00:22:57,756 They can hang it from you like an ornament. 497 00:22:57,761 --> 00:23:00,458 I haven't really slept properly in about eight days. 498 00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:02,161 It's not a nice name. 499 00:23:02,165 --> 00:23:04,130 But I was wondering, 500 00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:08,102 since, I mean, it looks like you're going anyway... 501 00:23:09,406 --> 00:23:13,207 Is it... Is it possible you might... 502 00:23:14,277 --> 00:23:15,476 ... with me? 503 00:23:16,246 --> 00:23:17,946 Are you asking if you can... 504 00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:21,915 hook your bauble of corporate wrongdoing 505 00:23:21,919 --> 00:23:23,983 on one of my... branches, Greg? 506 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:25,084 I just thought, if... 507 00:23:25,088 --> 00:23:27,420 if it won't make much difference to you... 508 00:23:33,896 --> 00:23:34,963 Fine, okay. 509 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,764 Load me up, you piece of shit. 510 00:23:38,768 --> 00:23:41,802 No quid pro quo? Just... 511 00:23:43,706 --> 00:23:45,171 That's... 512 00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:48,042 That's inc... incredibly kind of you. 513 00:23:52,315 --> 00:23:54,913 - Can I get this? - No. 514 00:23:54,917 --> 00:23:56,915 Greenpeace stole your inheritance. 515 00:23:56,919 --> 00:23:59,318 Besides, all my meals will be free soon. So... 516 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,230 Okay, Mr. Roy. 517 00:24:12,234 --> 00:24:14,432 Is there any other illegal conduct 518 00:24:14,436 --> 00:24:16,465 that you're aware of in connection 519 00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:18,168 to what we've been talking about today 520 00:24:18,173 --> 00:24:19,740 that we haven't covered? 521 00:24:19,745 --> 00:24:20,810 Um... 522 00:24:23,913 --> 00:24:26,747 No. N... Not that I can think of now. 523 00:24:27,483 --> 00:24:28,780 At the moment. 524 00:24:28,784 --> 00:24:31,316 Thank you for your time, Mr. Roy. 525 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,120 - Counselor. - Thank you. 526 00:24:33,756 --> 00:24:34,822 Thank you. 527 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:44,598 Good. I think that... 528 00:24:45,334 --> 00:24:46,533 you did fine. 529 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:49,636 Uh-huh. 530 00:24:50,138 --> 00:24:51,168 It was a good start 531 00:24:51,173 --> 00:24:52,403 and they'll have another session... 532 00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:54,672 We can say it went badly, Lisa. It's okay. 533 00:24:54,676 --> 00:24:56,141 Okay, let's maybe just... We'll... 534 00:24:56,145 --> 00:24:58,140 We'll do the Monday morning quarterback in a bit. 535 00:24:58,145 --> 00:25:00,611 They spent all day trying to find hairline fractures 536 00:25:00,616 --> 00:25:01,812 in my story. 537 00:25:01,816 --> 00:25:04,882 Meanwhile, my dad's a fucking tsunami of corruption. 538 00:25:04,886 --> 00:25:06,617 They don't do cuddles, Ken. 539 00:25:06,621 --> 00:25:08,318 Right. 540 00:25:08,322 --> 00:25:11,021 Right, 'cause I... I know how this works. 541 00:25:11,025 --> 00:25:12,587 Okay? My dad is drowning them 542 00:25:12,592 --> 00:25:14,923 in chickenfeed and compliance bullshit, 543 00:25:14,928 --> 00:25:16,760 five years go by, and it... and it's, 544 00:25:16,764 --> 00:25:18,061 - "Hey! Whatever happened..." - Hey. 545 00:25:18,065 --> 00:25:19,763 "... to that big investigation into the bad people?" 546 00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:20,864 - Ken! - 'Cause you know what? 547 00:25:20,868 --> 00:25:22,999 - They're scared of my dad! - Come on! 548 00:25:23,003 --> 00:25:25,600 - Come on. - They pretend they're on the side of justice. 549 00:25:25,605 --> 00:25:27,003 They pretend they're on the side of the whistleblowers. 550 00:25:27,007 --> 00:25:29,207 - Not here. - But they're chickenshit. 551 00:25:29,212 --> 00:25:30,478 Not here! 552 00:25:35,483 --> 00:25:37,483 That should put a rocket up their asses. 553 00:25:45,925 --> 00:25:48,824 We do not want this to get politicized. 554 00:25:48,828 --> 00:25:50,793 Well, everything is politics. 555 00:25:50,797 --> 00:25:52,728 - So... - Kendall... 556 00:25:52,732 --> 00:25:54,630 do you think you're smarter than me? 557 00:25:54,634 --> 00:25:57,266 What? Do I... What? No. 558 00:25:57,270 --> 00:25:59,435 - No. - Because maybe you are. 559 00:25:59,439 --> 00:26:00,736 But I am a better lawyer. 560 00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:03,038 You acted high-handed and defensive 561 00:26:03,042 --> 00:26:05,439 and then oscillated to wildly over-familiar 562 00:26:05,444 --> 00:26:07,875 and glib. You sometimes undermined my status 563 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,815 and didn't appear to be frank about your own involvement. 564 00:26:11,618 --> 00:26:14,151 But let's take stock, okay? 565 00:26:22,161 --> 00:26:23,828 Oh. Oh. 566 00:26:24,396 --> 00:26:26,061 Hey! Logan. 567 00:26:26,065 --> 00:26:28,897 - Dave! How are we? - Good. Good. 568 00:26:28,902 --> 00:26:30,564 I'm glad I ran into you. 569 00:26:30,569 --> 00:26:33,268 I feel like we've hardly had a chance to connect. 570 00:26:33,272 --> 00:26:35,904 - Well, here we are. - Here we are. 571 00:26:35,908 --> 00:26:39,441 You've heard they're calling this the ATN Primary? 572 00:26:39,445 --> 00:26:42,477 Oh, I wouldn't worry about all that. 573 00:26:42,481 --> 00:26:45,447 You know, one of the things I... 574 00:26:45,451 --> 00:26:48,352 wanted to discuss with you is, um... 575 00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,988 is controlling Tech. 576 00:26:51,490 --> 00:26:54,122 That's a big, big plank for me. 577 00:26:54,126 --> 00:26:55,357 Oh, that's interesting. 578 00:26:55,361 --> 00:26:58,560 - That's really interesting. - Uh-huh. Sure. 579 00:26:58,564 --> 00:27:00,495 Sure, and I... I... I... 580 00:27:00,499 --> 00:27:03,998 can sometimes fear a degree of legal overreach 581 00:27:04,002 --> 00:27:05,600 against you legacy media guys. 582 00:27:05,604 --> 00:27:08,603 You heard this thing that the deputy AG 583 00:27:08,607 --> 00:27:10,772 has a dartboard with my face on it? 584 00:27:10,776 --> 00:27:11,941 Yeah. 585 00:27:13,111 --> 00:27:14,509 I mean, I think that's... 586 00:27:14,513 --> 00:27:16,210 - just a rumor. - Mm. 587 00:27:16,214 --> 00:27:17,877 I mean, to me, it's one of those things 588 00:27:17,882 --> 00:27:19,813 where even if it isn't real, there's... 589 00:27:19,818 --> 00:27:21,851 a reason it feels like it is, right? 590 00:27:23,521 --> 00:27:24,585 Uh-huh. 591 00:27:24,589 --> 00:27:26,687 Right. 592 00:27:26,691 --> 00:27:28,656 Okay. Good. 593 00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:30,925 Look, I'm just gonna be straight with you. 594 00:27:30,929 --> 00:27:32,193 I like you. 595 00:27:32,197 --> 00:27:34,862 Petkus and the big-dollar guys are on the fence. 596 00:27:34,866 --> 00:27:37,031 Let's... Let's... Let's make this happen. 597 00:27:37,035 --> 00:27:39,200 Yeah? I just need you to... 598 00:27:39,204 --> 00:27:41,269 push me over the brink here. 599 00:27:41,273 --> 00:27:43,306 Great. I get it. 600 00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:45,108 See you at dinner. 601 00:27:48,379 --> 00:27:50,278 I think he's been waiting there for me 602 00:27:50,282 --> 00:27:52,780 for the last ten fucking minutes. 603 00:27:54,186 --> 00:27:56,617 Okay, okay, okay, so... 604 00:27:56,621 --> 00:28:00,086 Comfrey, Lisa's out. Turns out she's a toxic person. 605 00:28:00,090 --> 00:28:02,589 You know, and once... once I get the new legal A-team in place, 606 00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:04,558 we gotta put that out with the right context. 607 00:28:04,562 --> 00:28:06,360 - Okay? - Okay. 608 00:28:06,364 --> 00:28:07,628 Yeah, it's not a big deal. 609 00:28:07,633 --> 00:28:09,530 It's an opportunity. We just... We just, 610 00:28:09,534 --> 00:28:10,897 you know, flip a big name. 611 00:28:10,901 --> 00:28:12,265 - Boom! It's all good. - Totally. 612 00:28:12,269 --> 00:28:15,302 - It's all good. - Right. Cool, I will tell Barry. 613 00:28:15,306 --> 00:28:18,672 Okay, guys! B-day! Big, big, big four-oh. 614 00:28:18,676 --> 00:28:20,774 - How are we looking? - Shit slaps! 615 00:28:20,778 --> 00:28:23,377 Yeah? You think? What was... What was the one I liked? 616 00:28:23,381 --> 00:28:25,412 - What's the one I liked? - Uh... "End times"? 617 00:28:25,416 --> 00:28:27,111 - Right? - Weimar meets Carthage 618 00:28:27,116 --> 00:28:29,982 - meets Dante meets AI and... - Right. 619 00:28:29,987 --> 00:28:32,252 ... antibiotic-resistant superbugs. 620 00:28:32,256 --> 00:28:33,753 That's kinda dope, though. 621 00:28:33,757 --> 00:28:36,622 I mean, but aren't Zadie Smith and fucking... 622 00:28:36,626 --> 00:28:37,891 Chuck D and Lucas Madsen 623 00:28:37,895 --> 00:28:40,026 gonna come to my antibiotics party? 624 00:28:40,030 --> 00:28:42,229 I don't know... 625 00:28:42,233 --> 00:28:43,926 - Will he meet? - He's not picking up 626 00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:45,331 to any of our numbers. 627 00:28:45,336 --> 00:28:47,500 - Okay. Well, get me new numbers. - Okay. 628 00:28:47,504 --> 00:28:49,569 Just... Let's keep calling. Keep calling. 629 00:28:49,573 --> 00:28:52,239 - He is priority one, Jess. - Yeah. 630 00:28:54,078 --> 00:28:56,042 Well, my grandpa... 631 00:28:56,046 --> 00:28:58,378 gave my inheritance to Greenpeace, 632 00:28:58,382 --> 00:29:00,847 and then someone posted a comment on their website 633 00:29:00,851 --> 00:29:03,416 and it could contain a slight on my character, 634 00:29:03,420 --> 00:29:06,151 and then Greenpeace promoted the comment, 635 00:29:06,155 --> 00:29:10,589 and so my lawyer thinks that that's defamation... 636 00:29:10,593 --> 00:29:13,560 so yeah, that... that's how I'm trying to sue Greenpeace. 637 00:29:15,331 --> 00:29:16,495 Is that Shiv Roy? 638 00:29:16,499 --> 00:29:18,063 Oh, Mr. Salgado. 639 00:29:18,067 --> 00:29:19,698 Good to see you here. 640 00:29:19,702 --> 00:29:21,666 Does this mean you've finally come to your senses? 641 00:29:21,670 --> 00:29:24,469 Oh, no. Just shopping in the marketplace of ideas. 642 00:29:24,473 --> 00:29:26,872 Step on in, Shiv. The water's fine. 643 00:29:26,876 --> 00:29:29,476 Hey, I don't mean to bum rush you here, but... 644 00:29:30,313 --> 00:29:32,011 could you help me out? 645 00:29:32,015 --> 00:29:34,746 There's a feeding frenzy around your dad, and I'm... 646 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:36,848 trying to stand apart from the rest of the, you know... 647 00:29:36,852 --> 00:29:38,817 The total fucking whack jobs? 648 00:29:38,821 --> 00:29:40,416 Don't get me wrong. I'm with the base. 649 00:29:40,421 --> 00:29:42,586 - Mm-hmm? - Energy is extraordinary. 650 00:29:42,591 --> 00:29:44,656 I just think I can bring traditional conservatives 651 00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:47,025 to a more diverse dialogue. 652 00:29:47,029 --> 00:29:49,528 ATN hasn't given you a lot of shine. It's true. 653 00:29:49,532 --> 00:29:52,900 Not to be indiscreet, but, um... I just feel... 654 00:29:54,069 --> 00:29:57,438 if I was in the White House and you were in the C-suite, 655 00:29:57,907 --> 00:29:59,571 we could mold. 656 00:29:59,575 --> 00:30:02,541 Oh, wow! Sir, you are very forward. 657 00:30:02,545 --> 00:30:04,008 - Was that forward? - Mm-hmm. 658 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,811 Get your old man to make me president. 659 00:30:05,815 --> 00:30:08,111 I'll see to it that you become CEO, 660 00:30:08,116 --> 00:30:10,150 even if I have to send your dad to prison. 661 00:30:10,886 --> 00:30:13,383 Wow, that is, uh... That's very funny. 662 00:30:13,387 --> 00:30:14,785 So, it's decided? 663 00:30:14,789 --> 00:30:17,755 You land this for me, I send your dad up the river? 664 00:30:17,759 --> 00:30:20,157 Uh... Yeah, I mean, unless... 665 00:30:20,161 --> 00:30:21,425 unless he resigns in a month! 666 00:30:21,429 --> 00:30:23,494 Clean kill, baby. 667 00:30:23,498 --> 00:30:25,496 Good stuff. 668 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:26,966 Okay, very funny! 669 00:30:30,338 --> 00:30:32,069 Look, you want some advice? 670 00:30:32,073 --> 00:30:33,704 Hoard mackerel tins. 671 00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:35,906 I know. Sounds funny, right? 672 00:30:35,910 --> 00:30:38,444 But you're gonna need them for bartering. 673 00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:40,377 - Yeah? - Yeah. 674 00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:42,513 Greg, can you? Will you keep a note? 675 00:30:42,517 --> 00:30:44,982 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, and the toilet. 676 00:30:44,986 --> 00:30:48,049 Your toilet is your stair machine, 677 00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:50,686 it's your bench, it's, uh... your fridge, 678 00:30:50,691 --> 00:30:52,155 it's your... lover, 679 00:30:52,159 --> 00:30:54,891 it's... it's... it's your brother, it's your priest. 680 00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:59,463 Oh, and also, most importantly, it's also your... toilet. 681 00:30:59,467 --> 00:31:01,631 - Okay. - Right. Right. 682 00:31:01,635 --> 00:31:03,700 Yeah, that's... that... I mean, that's... yeah, that's... 683 00:31:03,704 --> 00:31:05,204 So, that's a big part of prison? 684 00:31:05,209 --> 00:31:08,904 It could be a perfect gentleman. 685 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,474 Could also be a terrible bastard. 686 00:31:10,478 --> 00:31:12,111 Your toilet can be a bastard? 687 00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:14,978 Key is unity. 688 00:31:14,982 --> 00:31:17,245 If we land a favorite, I can pool the big money. 689 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:21,884 But I need to know the messaging will be there to back me up. 690 00:31:21,889 --> 00:31:24,353 I like him, but a lot of people are asking, 691 00:31:24,357 --> 00:31:25,454 "Is Boyer a fighter?" 692 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:26,956 I don't care about the resume 693 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,791 or ideological purity 694 00:31:28,795 --> 00:31:30,862 as long as they get it 695 00:31:31,297 --> 00:31:32,729 and they pop. 696 00:31:32,733 --> 00:31:34,230 If you're looking for someone who gets it, 697 00:31:34,234 --> 00:31:35,798 I got your man. 698 00:31:35,802 --> 00:31:38,568 Connor Roy. He's got a brand name, 699 00:31:38,572 --> 00:31:40,970 war chest, populist appeal 700 00:31:40,974 --> 00:31:43,305 - and he's a fighter. - Hey, thanks, Pete. 701 00:31:43,309 --> 00:31:45,641 I believe I speak for my father 702 00:31:45,646 --> 00:31:48,279 when I offer a firm and robust... 703 00:31:49,149 --> 00:31:51,983 No comment. 704 00:31:52,719 --> 00:31:53,785 Sure. 705 00:31:55,287 --> 00:31:57,619 - I could see Connor. - Sure, I agree. 706 00:31:57,623 --> 00:32:01,523 The sword has been pulled from the stone, my liege. 707 00:32:01,527 --> 00:32:03,158 Look at us, playing nice. 708 00:32:03,162 --> 00:32:04,524 People might think we liked each other. 709 00:32:04,528 --> 00:32:06,492 No. No, what? Hey, I'm a conservative. 710 00:32:06,497 --> 00:32:07,762 I like tradition. 711 00:32:07,767 --> 00:32:08,897 I doff my cap 712 00:32:08,901 --> 00:32:11,700 to Vice President Boyer's years of loyal service. 713 00:32:11,704 --> 00:32:12,768 Thank you. 714 00:32:12,773 --> 00:32:15,335 I believe you used to call me "Martin Van Boring". 715 00:32:15,340 --> 00:32:18,139 Hey! Come on! No, I still call you that. 716 00:32:18,143 --> 00:32:21,543 Mencken and I may differ in some areas, but, uh... 717 00:32:21,547 --> 00:32:23,211 we both agree that this is the party 718 00:32:23,215 --> 00:32:24,846 of the working class now. 719 00:32:24,850 --> 00:32:27,715 What? Shiv? 720 00:32:27,719 --> 00:32:30,318 All the riches counties in America are blue. 721 00:32:30,322 --> 00:32:34,089 The Democrats and Tech hold all the wealth. 722 00:32:34,093 --> 00:32:36,657 I just think some of us get so high off owning the libs, 723 00:32:36,661 --> 00:32:37,892 we forget to talk policy. 724 00:32:37,896 --> 00:32:40,027 Yeah, Rick loves to talk policy. 725 00:32:40,031 --> 00:32:41,662 What he does is he memorizes 726 00:32:41,667 --> 00:32:44,063 a National Review issue from 2012 727 00:32:44,068 --> 00:32:46,131 and then, he recites it back to you. 728 00:32:46,136 --> 00:32:48,468 - Cool policy, bro. - And Jeryd hates to talk policy 729 00:32:48,473 --> 00:32:50,938 because it would mean, you know, having one. 730 00:32:50,942 --> 00:32:52,440 Sick burn, brosef! 731 00:32:52,444 --> 00:32:54,208 Oh, no, no, no. We're kidding. We're kidding. 732 00:32:54,212 --> 00:32:56,810 We like each other. I... I listen to his speeches... 733 00:32:56,815 --> 00:32:58,279 every night. They help me drop off. 734 00:32:58,283 --> 00:33:00,748 Maybe it's boring talking about populist solutions 735 00:33:00,752 --> 00:33:02,247 - for working families. - Rick, come on! 736 00:33:02,251 --> 00:33:04,116 You jerked off to Reagan's headshot 737 00:33:04,121 --> 00:33:06,252 for 30 years, and now you're Tom Joad? 738 00:33:06,257 --> 00:33:08,357 Ugh, God! It's so fucking boring. 739 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,457 - What's that? - Hmm? 740 00:33:10,461 --> 00:33:11,558 What? 741 00:33:11,562 --> 00:33:14,629 No, I've just... I've seen your thing quite a lot. 742 00:33:14,634 --> 00:33:16,263 And that... What's that? What's my thing? 743 00:33:16,267 --> 00:33:18,599 YouTube provocateur bullshit. 744 00:33:18,603 --> 00:33:19,734 Aristo-populism. 745 00:33:19,738 --> 00:33:21,802 "Rape is natural. It's all red pill, baby". 746 00:33:21,806 --> 00:33:23,004 I'm just... 747 00:33:23,008 --> 00:33:24,772 I'm just so fucking over it. 748 00:33:24,777 --> 00:33:26,143 Have you read Plato? 749 00:33:26,978 --> 00:33:28,676 Uh... Yeah. 750 00:33:28,681 --> 00:33:30,310 Remind me. What happens? 751 00:33:30,314 --> 00:33:31,979 Read Plato. Read Plato! 752 00:33:31,983 --> 00:33:34,579 Oh, don't want to! Don't fucking want to. 753 00:33:34,584 --> 00:33:36,983 See, he doesn't actually want to have a conversation. 754 00:33:36,988 --> 00:33:38,685 - Yeah. - He just wants to yell loud enough... 755 00:33:38,689 --> 00:33:39,819 - Yeah. - ... to get on ATN. 756 00:33:39,823 --> 00:33:41,657 Nah! Fuck ATN! 757 00:33:42,826 --> 00:33:46,060 No, really, ATN is treated as a bulwark, but it's dead. 758 00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:47,595 It's basically... 759 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:50,466 a pudding cup at 5:00 p.m. in the nursing home. 760 00:33:52,303 --> 00:33:55,169 Honestly. Doesn't speak to me. 761 00:33:55,173 --> 00:33:57,704 Doesn't speak to the... the people that I talk to. 762 00:33:57,708 --> 00:34:03,343 It is status quo bedtime stories to maximize shareholder value. 763 00:34:03,347 --> 00:34:05,581 No disrespect, Logan Roy... 764 00:34:06,784 --> 00:34:08,684 was an icon, but, you know... 765 00:34:09,753 --> 00:34:11,153 he's no longer relevant. 766 00:34:12,955 --> 00:34:15,120 - You recognize this fucker? - Nope. 767 00:34:15,124 --> 00:34:18,660 Fucking jelly-boned, low-T, pip-pip cheerio fucker! 768 00:34:19,296 --> 00:34:20,459 You told Dad yet? 769 00:34:20,463 --> 00:34:22,094 No. We have to stop the wedding, though. Right? 770 00:34:22,098 --> 00:34:24,295 What? Stop obsessing over Mom's new husband. 771 00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:26,064 - Just get over it. Who cares? - Get over it? 772 00:34:26,069 --> 00:34:27,667 It just fucking happened. 773 00:34:27,671 --> 00:34:29,868 My mother is marrying some dickhead 774 00:34:29,872 --> 00:34:31,167 crooked-toothed turnip man. 775 00:34:31,172 --> 00:34:32,738 What's wrong is how little you care about it, 776 00:34:32,742 --> 00:34:34,039 - you frozen bitch. - Poor Rome! 777 00:34:34,043 --> 00:34:35,174 His dreams of porking Mom 778 00:34:35,178 --> 00:34:37,778 slipping through his little lubed-up fingers. 779 00:34:41,017 --> 00:34:43,449 Hey, so! Come in! Come in! 780 00:34:43,454 --> 00:34:44,884 - Yeah. - Sit. 781 00:34:44,889 --> 00:34:46,120 Sit. 782 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:47,758 Is Greg necessary? 783 00:34:48,758 --> 00:34:50,455 Just keep your trap shut. 784 00:34:50,459 --> 00:34:52,927 - Watch. - All right, thank you, sir. 785 00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:55,627 Minimizing the Greg window. 786 00:34:55,631 --> 00:34:57,796 There's a lot of chaff flying. 787 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,264 A lot of flapping. 788 00:34:59,268 --> 00:35:01,533 But Ron and me are going to meet and figure out 789 00:35:01,538 --> 00:35:03,805 how we can pull for the same name. 790 00:35:05,241 --> 00:35:08,006 We need one voice on this, or we could fall apart 791 00:35:08,010 --> 00:35:10,575 and hand it to the fuck-fuck donkey gang. 792 00:35:10,579 --> 00:35:11,944 Right. 793 00:35:11,948 --> 00:35:13,013 So... 794 00:35:15,017 --> 00:35:16,350 who do we like? 795 00:35:17,286 --> 00:35:19,917 Well, shouldn't we kick it around a bit? 796 00:35:19,921 --> 00:35:21,184 You know, it feels like it's poised, 797 00:35:21,188 --> 00:35:23,987 so if you and Petkus come together and... 798 00:35:23,992 --> 00:35:25,923 and then the other donors follow, then it's... 799 00:35:25,927 --> 00:35:27,026 Exactly. 800 00:35:27,763 --> 00:35:29,160 We're picking. 801 00:35:29,164 --> 00:35:31,195 We haven't got all night. 802 00:35:31,199 --> 00:35:32,733 I like Connor Roy. 803 00:35:36,772 --> 00:35:38,570 Honestly, Dad, I think you go Dems. 804 00:35:38,574 --> 00:35:39,871 - Wow. - Yeah, I do. 805 00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:41,505 Jesus Christ. 806 00:35:41,510 --> 00:35:42,774 Um, I... 807 00:35:42,778 --> 00:35:44,942 kinda like Mencken, but... 808 00:35:44,946 --> 00:35:48,643 I know he's kind of shitty, so if it's now, I guess, Boyer, 809 00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:51,247 but can I just say I don't like Boyer... 810 00:35:51,252 --> 00:35:52,648 - What? What's with the fucking... - Roman. 811 00:35:52,652 --> 00:35:54,450 No disrespect, but Boyer's yesterday's papers. 812 00:35:54,454 --> 00:35:56,452 The Dems will run on change and blow him away. 813 00:35:56,457 --> 00:35:57,822 Ooh, Mrs. Politics! 814 00:35:57,826 --> 00:35:59,723 How many big races did you win as a consultant? 815 00:35:59,727 --> 00:36:01,625 - Four? Three? Did you win two? - Roman! Boyer is not a winner, 816 00:36:01,629 --> 00:36:02,794 - and we know that. - One? 817 00:36:02,798 --> 00:36:04,662 Okay, well, then, should we talk to Mencken, 818 00:36:04,666 --> 00:36:07,100 - see if we can deal? - The base does like him. 819 00:36:07,969 --> 00:36:09,035 Right? 820 00:36:12,107 --> 00:36:13,637 Uh... 821 00:36:13,641 --> 00:36:18,209 look, can I... say something? Uh... No. 822 00:36:18,213 --> 00:36:22,811 Mencken is an integralist, nativist fuckhead. He's toxic. 823 00:36:22,816 --> 00:36:25,348 He's "Medicare for all, abortions for none". 824 00:36:25,353 --> 00:36:26,784 And his idea of diplomacy 825 00:36:26,788 --> 00:36:28,584 is shooting roe deer with Viktor Orban 826 00:36:28,588 --> 00:36:30,580 and then starting a trade war with China. 827 00:36:30,585 --> 00:36:32,784 Look, I'm tough. I know that there's the carnival bark 828 00:36:32,789 --> 00:36:34,389 and then there's the fucking show, but... 829 00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:36,459 he is outside the American political tradition. 830 00:36:36,463 --> 00:36:39,027 And I think we have a responsibility as Waystar... 831 00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:40,630 ... to the... 832 00:36:40,634 --> 00:36:42,732 ... American Republic and... 833 00:36:42,736 --> 00:36:43,800 and to the future of... 834 00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:45,601 - Fuck you, Roman! - Four score years and whatever... 835 00:36:45,605 --> 00:36:47,469 - No, he's talked about... - ... my sister did bring forth 836 00:36:47,473 --> 00:36:49,171 from her bedroom a cup of milky sputum. 837 00:36:49,176 --> 00:36:50,540 - You done? - Yeah, done. 838 00:36:50,544 --> 00:36:52,273 He's talked about burning Korans 839 00:36:52,278 --> 00:36:53,709 - and licensing press credentials. - Yeah. 840 00:36:53,713 --> 00:36:55,212 He's shifting the Overton window. 841 00:36:55,216 --> 00:36:56,646 I'm surprised you know what that fucking is. 842 00:36:56,650 --> 00:36:57,948 - I do. - He's opening it 843 00:36:57,953 --> 00:36:59,515 - and throwing union organizers out of it. - Oh, my God. 844 00:36:59,519 --> 00:37:00,616 Stop Chicken Littling us. 845 00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:01,917 It just makes us wanna all have a nap. 846 00:37:01,921 --> 00:37:03,052 Stop being a dirty little pixie 847 00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:04,619 whispering swastikas in Dad's ear. 848 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:06,459 Boom! There you go again! So fucking route one! 849 00:37:06,463 --> 00:37:08,090 I'm not saying it's going to be the full Third Reich, 850 00:37:08,094 --> 00:37:09,589 but I am genuinely concerned 851 00:37:09,594 --> 00:37:11,659 - that we could slide into a... - ... into a... 852 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,928 a Russian Berlusconied Brazilian fuck pile. 853 00:37:13,933 --> 00:37:16,664 You have a trophy husband and several fur coats. 854 00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:18,269 - I think you're gonna be fine. - Tom! 855 00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:19,935 Who do you like? 856 00:37:19,939 --> 00:37:21,237 Me? I, uh... 857 00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:22,771 I think Shiv... 858 00:37:22,775 --> 00:37:24,339 Shiv talks a lot of sense. 859 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:25,774 But I also jibe with Salgado. 860 00:37:25,778 --> 00:37:26,941 Oh, you "jibe" with him? 861 00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:28,477 - Pretty sure that's racist, Tom. - May I, uh... 862 00:37:28,481 --> 00:37:30,612 - Sorry, do I get a vote? - Sure you do, buddy. 863 00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:33,181 You get to vote at the election with all the other folks. 864 00:37:33,185 --> 00:37:34,317 All right, yeah. 865 00:37:34,321 --> 00:37:36,718 Well, I guess, I just feel like you maybe get a bigger vote 866 00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,551 - in here. - Easy, Castro. 867 00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:42,189 Boyer is likely to be flexible over the DOJ. 868 00:37:42,194 --> 00:37:43,990 Not if he doesn't win, which he won't. 869 00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:47,461 Although, we are hearing rumors that the case is weakening. 870 00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:49,264 And that no one big... 871 00:37:49,268 --> 00:37:52,166 - is likely to do jail time. - Great. 872 00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:55,036 With the notable exception of Tom, obviously. 873 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,238 - Sorry, Tom. - No, please, Hugo. Understood. 874 00:37:57,242 --> 00:38:00,975 Look, if you don't go blue, Dad, then at least we have to be... 875 00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:02,410 backing Salgado. 876 00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:03,742 Señor Dickless. 877 00:38:03,747 --> 00:38:05,478 Captain of the Tampa Bay Cuckaneers. 878 00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:07,282 Uh... Cyd. Sorry. 879 00:38:07,286 --> 00:38:08,716 - Duty calls. - Look, I don't like him. 880 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,451 He's a neocon pretending to be a Paleocon, 881 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:12,486 - but he at least talks base, and... - Hello? 882 00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:15,223 - Tom? - Uh-huh? 883 00:38:15,227 --> 00:38:16,759 Where are you right now? 884 00:38:17,296 --> 00:38:18,594 Uh... Virginia. 885 00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:22,432 No, where are you in the building? 886 00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:25,430 Shiv, can I just say, 887 00:38:25,435 --> 00:38:27,266 and I know that we have had our differences, 888 00:38:27,271 --> 00:38:30,703 but I do think you are so brave for picking the brown man. 889 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:32,139 I think that we should get you a medal. 890 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,474 - Amazing. - A special medal, for white women 891 00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:34,742 - who like brown men. - Just being a racist now. 892 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,510 "I'm a good girl. I pretend to care about people 893 00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:37,912 'cause no one cares about me". 894 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:40,612 Oh, yeah, actually, do you have something you wanna tell Dad? 895 00:38:40,617 --> 00:38:43,282 From Mom? A message that maybe you could share, Rome? 896 00:38:43,287 --> 00:38:46,386 Uh... Yeah, wow. Fuck you! Thanks, I do. 897 00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:47,755 I have a message, uh, yeah. 898 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:50,125 Uh... Mom's getting remarried. 899 00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:51,994 Hmm. 900 00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:53,894 To Bertie Woofter? 901 00:38:53,898 --> 00:38:57,163 Uh... No, to Peter, um... uh... Pe... uh... Munion. 902 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,834 - Peter Munion. - You're fucking kidding? 903 00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:02,402 The seat sniffer? 904 00:39:02,406 --> 00:39:04,068 He's been hanging around... 905 00:39:04,073 --> 00:39:06,537 - ... for forty years. - Yeah, and, uh, she would... 906 00:39:06,541 --> 00:39:08,106 they would love it, apparently, 907 00:39:08,111 --> 00:39:09,776 if you came to their big Tuscan wedding. 908 00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:12,545 Ooh! Lah-di-dah! 909 00:39:12,549 --> 00:39:14,647 And they sent you as messenger boy? 910 00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:25,091 - Hey, man. - Hey. 911 00:39:25,095 --> 00:39:26,394 Thanks for coming. 912 00:39:28,031 --> 00:39:30,296 Hey. 913 00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:33,998 So, I will take the, uh, Griddle Hero special, please. 914 00:39:34,003 --> 00:39:36,267 With double hash browns. Fully loaded. 915 00:39:36,272 --> 00:39:37,834 And a plain waffle 916 00:39:37,839 --> 00:39:40,138 and a... and a large cup of room-temperature water. 917 00:39:40,143 --> 00:39:41,242 Thank you. 918 00:39:43,780 --> 00:39:45,311 Uh... 919 00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:47,145 I might just watch him. 920 00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:49,948 You know that Rasputin would take a dose of arsenic, 921 00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:53,454 uh, with breakfast each morning to build up his tolerance? 922 00:39:56,859 --> 00:39:58,426 Look, so... 923 00:40:00,763 --> 00:40:03,695 I think you know... I've always liked you, Tom. 924 00:40:03,699 --> 00:40:06,098 Well, I like you too, Kendall. I mean, I have notes. 925 00:40:06,102 --> 00:40:08,634 Oh, no. I have notes. 926 00:40:08,638 --> 00:40:10,101 I think mine might be more extensive... 927 00:40:10,105 --> 00:40:12,303 - I don't know. - ... than yours. 928 00:40:12,307 --> 00:40:15,240 But look. I think I can get you out of this mess, 929 00:40:15,244 --> 00:40:16,510 where you're going. 930 00:40:17,746 --> 00:40:19,444 Well, uh... 931 00:40:19,448 --> 00:40:21,114 nothing is certain, so... 932 00:40:23,085 --> 00:40:24,749 You know they're calling you... 933 00:40:24,753 --> 00:40:26,186 the Christmas tree? 934 00:40:27,822 --> 00:40:28,919 Yeah? 935 00:40:28,924 --> 00:40:31,289 Perhaps that's because I'm tall and jolly. 936 00:40:31,293 --> 00:40:34,292 Maybe. You think? 937 00:40:34,296 --> 00:40:36,261 But I think maybe you don't want to be the chip 938 00:40:36,265 --> 00:40:38,631 the company offers up when it has no choice. 939 00:40:39,801 --> 00:40:40,867 Well... 940 00:40:42,104 --> 00:40:45,134 obviously, I would prefer that not to happen, 941 00:40:45,139 --> 00:40:46,505 but, um... 942 00:40:47,308 --> 00:40:49,239 - it's complicated. - It is. 943 00:40:49,243 --> 00:40:51,241 But I'm here to ask, are you interested 944 00:40:51,245 --> 00:40:53,580 in an alternative, theoretically? 945 00:40:56,217 --> 00:40:57,782 I have, of late, uh, 946 00:40:57,786 --> 00:41:01,285 decided not to tarry too much with hope. 947 00:41:01,289 --> 00:41:03,422 Okay, well, my case is... 948 00:41:05,326 --> 00:41:07,827 It's strong. It's... No, it's... it's... 949 00:41:08,496 --> 00:41:10,830 My case is fine. 950 00:41:11,766 --> 00:41:13,066 It has gaps. 951 00:41:14,603 --> 00:41:16,165 But if I had someone who could say 952 00:41:16,170 --> 00:41:18,901 that nothing gets signed off on without my dad's say-so, 953 00:41:18,906 --> 00:41:20,303 which I think we both know to be true... 954 00:41:20,307 --> 00:41:21,404 - Ooh, I... - ... then... 955 00:41:21,408 --> 00:41:23,408 I don't know that I do know that, Ken. 956 00:41:25,245 --> 00:41:26,375 Uh-huh. 957 00:41:26,379 --> 00:41:28,880 Yeah, I'm just a humble servant, Ken. 958 00:41:35,022 --> 00:41:36,287 I admire you, man. 959 00:41:37,324 --> 00:41:38,688 I do, I fucking... You know? 960 00:41:38,692 --> 00:41:41,192 You... You... You're... Look at... You're a long way from home. 961 00:41:42,362 --> 00:41:43,795 You're far from the tree. 962 00:41:47,166 --> 00:41:48,363 You've played your hand well, 963 00:41:48,368 --> 00:41:49,968 and you're sitting at the top table. 964 00:41:50,704 --> 00:41:52,701 Well, shucks. Thank you. 965 00:41:52,705 --> 00:41:55,504 I fell in love with your sister. That's what happened. 966 00:41:55,508 --> 00:41:57,439 Sure. Oh, yeah. Right, right, right. 967 00:41:57,443 --> 00:41:58,609 Sure. Sure, man. 968 00:41:59,612 --> 00:42:01,677 The country mouse and the hot tamale. 969 00:42:02,749 --> 00:42:04,148 And you're just, uh... 970 00:42:05,251 --> 00:42:06,314 what? Just... 971 00:42:06,318 --> 00:42:08,719 I suppose you're just a long glass of water. 972 00:42:09,889 --> 00:42:11,555 - No agenda? - I guess. 973 00:42:12,892 --> 00:42:14,322 Well, here's how it goes. 974 00:42:14,326 --> 00:42:17,128 I have new lawyers, who are fucking amazing. 975 00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:19,160 I do not underestimate 976 00:42:19,165 --> 00:42:21,598 the cognitive dissonance you're experiencing. 977 00:42:22,101 --> 00:42:24,366 Lying, hiding. 978 00:42:24,370 --> 00:42:26,000 But pretty soon, 979 00:42:26,004 --> 00:42:27,303 granted immunity. 980 00:42:28,306 --> 00:42:29,839 And you're not going to prison. 981 00:42:30,976 --> 00:42:32,341 How does that sound? 982 00:42:35,246 --> 00:42:37,478 I guess there are other names. 983 00:42:39,384 --> 00:42:41,315 We have to be united on this. 984 00:42:41,319 --> 00:42:44,085 It's a disaster if we splinter. 985 00:42:44,089 --> 00:42:45,653 Salgado has great narrative. 986 00:42:45,657 --> 00:42:48,056 Quit butt-huffing Salgado, Shiv. 987 00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:50,356 We all supported your little DC lemonade stand, 988 00:42:50,361 --> 00:42:52,160 but this is the fucking real world. This actually matters. 989 00:42:52,164 --> 00:42:53,560 Roman, you just love the boot 990 00:42:53,564 --> 00:42:55,498 'cause you love to be kicked by it. 991 00:42:55,503 --> 00:42:56,736 What? 992 00:42:57,869 --> 00:42:59,099 What? 993 00:42:59,103 --> 00:43:00,336 Nothing. No. 994 00:43:01,573 --> 00:43:02,705 What about Connor? 995 00:43:03,408 --> 00:43:04,538 Interesting. 996 00:43:04,542 --> 00:43:07,276 I do believe that idea has good promise. 997 00:43:07,679 --> 00:43:08,711 I do. 998 00:43:09,247 --> 00:43:10,511 I could see it. 999 00:43:10,515 --> 00:43:12,479 Well, if you can see it, 1000 00:43:12,483 --> 00:43:13,847 should we talk about it? 1001 00:43:13,851 --> 00:43:16,517 - Kids? - Um... 1002 00:43:16,521 --> 00:43:18,020 sure, I don't know. 1003 00:43:18,456 --> 00:43:19,522 Yeah. 1004 00:43:21,125 --> 00:43:22,858 Like, but, like, really? 1005 00:43:24,429 --> 00:43:25,461 Uh... 1006 00:43:25,963 --> 00:43:27,094 I guess. 1007 00:43:27,099 --> 00:43:28,560 Sure. I don't know. 1008 00:43:28,565 --> 00:43:30,597 They're all fucking weirdos anyway, so why not? 1009 00:43:30,602 --> 00:43:32,199 - No offense, Con. - None taken. 1010 00:43:32,203 --> 00:43:34,036 I mean, he's a good-looking kid. 1011 00:43:34,772 --> 00:43:37,204 He's smart... in his way. 1012 00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:40,707 Fucking Joe Kennedy did it for his boys? 1013 00:43:40,711 --> 00:43:42,008 So let's get him in there 1014 00:43:42,012 --> 00:43:43,777 with a smile and a shoeshine 1015 00:43:43,781 --> 00:43:46,747 and get Ron and everyone behind him. 1016 00:43:46,751 --> 00:43:49,684 I would fight so fuckin' hard for this family, Pop. 1017 00:43:51,756 --> 00:43:53,353 Siobhan? 1018 00:43:53,357 --> 00:43:55,688 As a political consultant, what do you think? 1019 00:43:55,692 --> 00:43:57,124 Come on. 1020 00:43:57,128 --> 00:43:59,424 Well... Okay, well, not huge name ID, 1021 00:43:59,429 --> 00:44:01,160 but the family name will be a factor and... 1022 00:44:01,165 --> 00:44:02,528 A positive. One of many. 1023 00:44:02,532 --> 00:44:04,931 Uh... He's got no track record. 1024 00:44:04,935 --> 00:44:06,699 Nothing to beat me with. 1025 00:44:06,703 --> 00:44:08,035 I'm a clean skin. 1026 00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:10,770 And I guess, in terms of... 1027 00:44:10,774 --> 00:44:12,838 presentation and connection skills... 1028 00:44:12,842 --> 00:44:14,073 Tick, tick. 1029 00:44:14,077 --> 00:44:16,308 He can walk and chew gum. 1030 00:44:16,312 --> 00:44:18,110 He pisses pretty straight. 1031 00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:20,412 Pretty damn straight. I piss policy laser. 1032 00:44:20,416 --> 00:44:22,114 Okay, um, are we being serious about this? 1033 00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:25,251 We're talking about trying to make Connor president... 1034 00:44:25,255 --> 00:44:27,719 of the United States of America. Crap pants! 1035 00:44:27,723 --> 00:44:30,220 Roman, it's a big tent. Why don't you just come in? 1036 00:44:30,225 --> 00:44:32,423 Sure, I might call the guy who waxes my balls. 1037 00:44:32,428 --> 00:44:33,759 - He's a possible. - Jesus. 1038 00:44:33,763 --> 00:44:34,962 Greg! 1039 00:44:37,033 --> 00:44:38,565 Would you vote for Connor? 1040 00:44:39,535 --> 00:44:40,899 Me? Would I... 1041 00:44:40,903 --> 00:44:42,734 Um... 1042 00:44:42,739 --> 00:44:43,902 Honestly. 1043 00:44:43,906 --> 00:44:46,404 Uh... Uh... Honestly, uh, yeah, I... I... 1044 00:44:46,408 --> 00:44:49,274 It depends. I... I think... 1045 00:44:49,278 --> 00:44:52,376 I think I could see myself, uh, spoiling my ballot 1046 00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:54,245 in his favor. 1047 00:44:54,249 --> 00:44:56,014 Depending on the opposition. Yeah. 1048 00:44:56,018 --> 00:44:57,481 What do you think, Shiv? 1049 00:44:57,485 --> 00:44:59,050 Is it nuts? 1050 00:44:59,054 --> 00:45:00,651 I love Con. I do. But... 1051 00:45:00,655 --> 00:45:03,489 if... if we're talking about this seriously, I think we have to... 1052 00:45:04,359 --> 00:45:05,589 look at Salgado! 1053 00:45:05,593 --> 00:45:07,458 - Can I bring him up here? - Oh, come on. 1054 00:45:07,462 --> 00:45:10,094 Hugo. Call Boyer. 1055 00:45:10,098 --> 00:45:12,861 Okay, if... if she's bringing up Soggy Salgado, 1056 00:45:12,866 --> 00:45:14,598 then I want to see if we can tame Mencken, okay? 1057 00:45:14,602 --> 00:45:16,001 Oh, for fuck's sake! 1058 00:45:16,538 --> 00:45:17,770 Speakerphone. 1059 00:45:20,408 --> 00:45:21,474 Hello? 1060 00:45:22,109 --> 00:45:24,442 Hi! Dave! 1061 00:45:24,446 --> 00:45:25,578 It's Logan. 1062 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,345 How are you? 1063 00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:30,614 Uh... G... Good, Logan. How are you? 1064 00:45:30,618 --> 00:45:32,817 Oh, I'm fine. We're all fine. 1065 00:45:32,821 --> 00:45:34,552 I'm here in my suite. 1066 00:45:34,556 --> 00:45:37,020 Uh... Would you fancy stopping by? 1067 00:45:37,024 --> 00:45:38,691 Uh, it's pretty late, Logan. 1068 00:45:39,227 --> 00:45:40,326 Uh-huh. 1069 00:45:43,365 --> 00:45:44,895 But s... sure. Sure. 1070 00:45:44,899 --> 00:45:47,967 Great. Great. And Dave, listen, um... 1071 00:45:48,902 --> 00:45:50,967 my fridge is bare. 1072 00:45:50,971 --> 00:45:53,271 I don't suppose you could run me over a Coke? 1073 00:45:54,441 --> 00:45:56,140 Did you mean to call room service? 1074 00:45:57,378 --> 00:45:58,810 If you don't have a Coke, 1075 00:45:59,380 --> 00:46:00,846 is there something else? 1076 00:46:01,615 --> 00:46:03,212 Yes? 1077 00:46:03,216 --> 00:46:06,451 Could you fire the deputy attorney general? 1078 00:46:09,089 --> 00:46:11,623 Fire the deputy attorney general? 1079 00:46:13,694 --> 00:46:16,961 I'm kidding. Come on over. 1080 00:46:18,164 --> 00:46:19,230 Have a chat. 1081 00:46:19,767 --> 00:46:21,731 If it's convenient. 1082 00:46:21,735 --> 00:46:23,597 Sure, I'll be over in a few minutes. 1083 00:46:23,602 --> 00:46:25,600 Thank you, Hugo. 1084 00:46:25,605 --> 00:46:29,971 - Take the boy and go. - Um... Yeah. Yeah. 1085 00:46:29,975 --> 00:46:33,343 I... I... I will go. I... I just want to say, I think... 1086 00:46:33,946 --> 00:46:35,611 um... 1087 00:46:35,615 --> 00:46:39,648 I... I... I think I owe it to my country to say... 1088 00:46:39,652 --> 00:46:43,685 I don't think you should crown... or make Connor president. 1089 00:46:44,189 --> 00:46:46,524 That's it. Thank you. Good night. Sorry. 1090 00:46:48,528 --> 00:46:50,394 So... So, what do you think? 1091 00:46:57,135 --> 00:46:58,933 - Let me think. - Yeah, take your time. 1092 00:46:58,937 --> 00:47:01,168 - I see it's tough for you. - Yeah. 1093 00:47:01,172 --> 00:47:03,406 You know, my dad seems powerful. 1094 00:47:04,042 --> 00:47:05,675 Shiv seems safe. 1095 00:47:06,177 --> 00:47:07,243 But, uh... 1096 00:47:09,848 --> 00:47:12,246 I don't know. You think she'll still be there? 1097 00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:14,250 Waiting for you after prison? 1098 00:47:17,221 --> 00:47:19,654 How exactly does it work if I... 1099 00:47:19,658 --> 00:47:21,722 if I do come over to you? 1100 00:47:21,726 --> 00:47:23,960 I mean, how... how is it better... 1101 00:47:25,063 --> 00:47:26,663 for me when I tell my wife... 1102 00:47:27,565 --> 00:47:28,628 whom I love, 1103 00:47:28,632 --> 00:47:31,033 and this family, that I'm turning against them? 1104 00:47:31,635 --> 00:47:32,701 How? 1105 00:47:34,172 --> 00:47:35,735 She'll respect you. 1106 00:47:35,739 --> 00:47:37,904 Tell her, "What's she doing?" Bring her over. 1107 00:47:37,908 --> 00:47:39,106 Logan goes down. 1108 00:47:39,110 --> 00:47:41,543 Shiv knows who the fucking man is. 1109 00:47:44,182 --> 00:47:45,381 Come on, man. 1110 00:47:46,684 --> 00:47:49,083 But h... And I don't mean to be insulting, but, 1111 00:47:49,087 --> 00:47:50,719 having been around a bit... 1112 00:47:53,224 --> 00:47:54,290 my hunch... 1113 00:47:55,860 --> 00:47:57,991 is that you're going to get fucked 1114 00:47:57,995 --> 00:48:01,060 because I've seen you get fucked a lot. 1115 00:48:01,064 --> 00:48:03,465 And I've never seen Logan get fucked once. 1116 00:48:15,012 --> 00:48:17,943 Nice. Classy. 1117 00:48:20,450 --> 00:48:22,215 Yeah. 1118 00:48:22,219 --> 00:48:23,682 Okay, I gotta go. 1119 00:48:23,686 --> 00:48:25,753 Do you know what they're doing up in the suite? 1120 00:48:27,590 --> 00:48:29,424 They're picking the next president. 1121 00:48:52,114 --> 00:48:56,448 Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! 1122 00:48:56,452 --> 00:48:58,816 Fuck Greenpeace! 1123 00:48:58,820 --> 00:49:00,985 Uh... No... 1124 00:49:00,989 --> 00:49:04,155 - Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! - I'm all right. 1125 00:49:04,159 --> 00:49:06,392 Oh... Okay. 1126 00:49:19,841 --> 00:49:21,673 Obviously, we take the integrity 1127 00:49:21,677 --> 00:49:23,675 of the Justice Department very seriously. 1128 00:49:23,679 --> 00:49:25,944 But there is always the question of overreach. 1129 00:49:25,948 --> 00:49:31,482 So, yeah, on Tech, I mean... the strategy is clear. 1130 00:49:31,486 --> 00:49:32,986 I hear you about Gojo. 1131 00:49:33,889 --> 00:49:36,554 I personally don't think there would be 1132 00:49:36,558 --> 00:49:38,324 any regulatory issues. 1133 00:49:39,961 --> 00:49:41,160 Well, 1134 00:49:41,596 --> 00:49:43,294 thank you, Dave. 1135 00:49:43,298 --> 00:49:46,663 Thank you, Mr. Vice President. 1136 00:49:46,667 --> 00:49:49,200 You've, uh, given us a lot to think about. 1137 00:49:49,204 --> 00:49:51,237 - Great to see you again. - You too. 1138 00:49:52,307 --> 00:49:55,208 Wonderful to see you again, my very good adversary. 1139 00:49:58,313 --> 00:50:00,375 So, just wanted to chit-chat a little bit. 1140 00:50:00,380 --> 00:50:02,345 That was funny earlier, you know. 1141 00:50:02,350 --> 00:50:06,150 You tripping the light fantastic on Grandpappy's nutsack. 1142 00:50:06,154 --> 00:50:09,353 When I called your dad bullshit? I mean, did that bump? 1143 00:50:09,357 --> 00:50:11,019 Oh, yeah, yeah, never heard that before. 1144 00:50:11,024 --> 00:50:13,455 Like, that was, like, hardcore and junk. 1145 00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:15,425 'Cause the thing is, this monkey don't dance. 1146 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:16,727 - This monkey right here? - Yeah. 1147 00:50:16,731 --> 00:50:18,895 This dancing monkey in Dad's bathroom doesn't dance? 1148 00:50:18,899 --> 00:50:20,032 That's right. 1149 00:50:21,969 --> 00:50:24,334 Um... So... 1150 00:50:24,338 --> 00:50:26,302 I did want to talk to you about something. 1151 00:50:26,306 --> 00:50:28,639 And fuck it, I'll just come out and say it. 1152 00:50:28,643 --> 00:50:31,041 Fascists are kind of cool... 1153 00:50:31,045 --> 00:50:34,511 but not really. So, is that, like, a problem, a thing? 1154 00:50:34,515 --> 00:50:37,750 Seriously? Me? I just... 1155 00:50:38,853 --> 00:50:40,851 I don't have a lot of boundaries. 1156 00:50:40,855 --> 00:50:43,386 St. Augustine, Thomas Aquinas, 1157 00:50:43,390 --> 00:50:45,454 Schumacher. I'll borrow from anyone. 1158 00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:46,722 And, you know... 1159 00:50:46,726 --> 00:50:50,826 if Franco or H or Travis Bickle had a good pitch, fuck it! 1160 00:50:50,830 --> 00:50:54,296 - I'm a man for all seasons. - Mm-hmm. "H"? 1161 00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:56,463 You know, there was a very naughty boy named "H". 1162 00:50:56,468 --> 00:50:59,801 I'm a fully-fledged, small-D democrat. 1163 00:50:59,806 --> 00:51:01,503 A well-regulated election 1164 00:51:01,507 --> 00:51:04,603 is a transmission frequency for God's grace. 1165 00:51:04,608 --> 00:51:06,474 Holy shit. You really are a Christian, aren't you? 1166 00:51:06,478 --> 00:51:09,711 Well, no, no, no. My only thing is, like, who's the stakeholder, right? 1167 00:51:09,716 --> 00:51:11,280 I've been tending, you know, 1168 00:51:11,284 --> 00:51:14,817 my little garden for, like, a hundred years, and then... 1169 00:51:14,821 --> 00:51:18,289 forty new guys show up in the back of a truck... 1170 00:51:18,824 --> 00:51:20,357 playing their boombox, 1171 00:51:21,026 --> 00:51:22,389 and it's put to a vote, 1172 00:51:22,394 --> 00:51:25,025 and they decide to, uh, give my farm to them. 1173 00:51:25,030 --> 00:51:28,063 I mean... I'm like, "So sorry, what happened?" 1174 00:51:28,067 --> 00:51:29,731 Maybe you have to put in, right? 1175 00:51:29,735 --> 00:51:32,100 - Before you get to take out. - Yeah. 1176 00:51:32,104 --> 00:51:33,802 Okay, well, then, you know... 1177 00:51:33,806 --> 00:51:35,306 who gets to, uh... 1178 00:51:36,409 --> 00:51:37,708 who gets to join? 1179 00:51:38,211 --> 00:51:40,175 Well... 1180 00:51:40,179 --> 00:51:41,843 people trust people who look like them. 1181 00:51:41,847 --> 00:51:43,309 That's just a scientific fact. 1182 00:51:43,314 --> 00:51:45,879 They will give more tax dollars to help them. 1183 00:51:45,884 --> 00:51:47,449 - Hmm. - Now, 1184 00:51:47,453 --> 00:51:51,052 you can integrate new elements, of course, but come on, man! 1185 00:51:51,056 --> 00:51:52,321 Slowly! 1186 00:51:52,325 --> 00:51:53,656 I mean, fuck! 1187 00:51:55,327 --> 00:51:56,624 I like this country. 1188 00:51:56,628 --> 00:51:58,758 - Yeah. - Let's just take a beat 1189 00:51:58,763 --> 00:52:02,197 before we fundamentally alter its composition? 1190 00:52:02,201 --> 00:52:04,032 Yeah. 1191 00:52:04,036 --> 00:52:05,934 And in terms of, you know, 1192 00:52:05,938 --> 00:52:08,269 this... here. There's a thing here, right? 1193 00:52:08,273 --> 00:52:09,604 - Mm. - And I get it. You're... 1194 00:52:09,608 --> 00:52:12,240 You're fucking 6G, and we're Betamax, 1195 00:52:12,244 --> 00:52:15,210 but, you know, you need us. I think. 1196 00:52:15,214 --> 00:52:17,612 Our news, our viewers, those fucking almost-deads, 1197 00:52:17,616 --> 00:52:18,947 that's a big slice of pie. 1198 00:52:18,951 --> 00:52:21,182 Well, if I'm the nominee, 1199 00:52:21,186 --> 00:52:23,151 are any of them really going to vote against me? 1200 00:52:23,155 --> 00:52:24,919 No, but... 1201 00:52:24,923 --> 00:52:27,355 you know, it's going to be a fucking shit show... 1202 00:52:27,359 --> 00:52:28,822 ... going into the convention. 1203 00:52:28,826 --> 00:52:30,457 I think you could really use our push. 1204 00:52:30,462 --> 00:52:32,161 I think you could use mine. 1205 00:52:33,632 --> 00:52:34,697 Maybe. 1206 00:52:40,004 --> 00:52:41,235 Where are you in all this? 1207 00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,704 S... Me, Roman? 1208 00:52:43,708 --> 00:52:45,541 Uh... You know. 1209 00:52:47,412 --> 00:52:49,443 - I'm creeping on the come-up. - Oh, yeah? 1210 00:52:49,447 --> 00:52:51,612 Yeah. I've got some ideas for ATN, you know. 1211 00:52:51,616 --> 00:52:55,516 Sluice out the fucking porridge and add some sriracha. 1212 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,851 Poach some of those TikTok psychos, you know? 1213 00:52:57,855 --> 00:53:00,655 E-girls with fucking guns and Juul pods, you know? 1214 00:53:00,659 --> 00:53:03,590 Give me some straight shot Blacks and Latinos. 1215 00:53:03,594 --> 00:53:04,992 No more of this fucking... 1216 00:53:04,996 --> 00:53:06,459 pillows and bedpans, you know. 1217 00:53:06,463 --> 00:53:08,931 We're strictly bone broth and dick pills. 1218 00:53:09,867 --> 00:53:11,196 Deep state conspiracy hour 1219 00:53:11,201 --> 00:53:13,033 but with, like, a fucking wink, you know? Funny. 1220 00:53:13,037 --> 00:53:14,935 And the whole show... 1221 00:53:14,939 --> 00:53:16,939 is kinda set up for the star. 1222 00:53:17,809 --> 00:53:19,809 President Jeryd Mencken. 1223 00:53:31,222 --> 00:53:32,421 Knock-knock. 1224 00:53:47,503 --> 00:53:48,937 Heard you wanted one. 1225 00:53:50,740 --> 00:53:51,838 Thank you. 1226 00:53:51,842 --> 00:53:53,641 Anointed with a Coke. 1227 00:53:58,381 --> 00:54:01,013 That was nice. 1228 00:54:01,017 --> 00:54:03,617 - He's nice. - He's... not nice. 1229 00:54:04,420 --> 00:54:06,219 - He's not! - Dad? 1230 00:54:06,223 --> 00:54:09,287 I know we came to the market to buy you a nice milk cow 1231 00:54:09,291 --> 00:54:12,690 but we found ourselves a fucking T-rex, okay? 1232 00:54:12,694 --> 00:54:15,425 He's box office. The guy is fucking diesel. 1233 00:54:15,430 --> 00:54:18,162 I mean, he's good on camera. He's fun. He'll fight. 1234 00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:19,965 Viewers will eat from his hand. 1235 00:54:19,969 --> 00:54:21,397 - No downside. - Oh, yeah. 1236 00:54:21,402 --> 00:54:23,098 Let's just invade Poland, Dad. No downside. 1237 00:54:23,103 --> 00:54:25,334 No, his chief of staff broke a kid's jaw at a rally! 1238 00:54:25,339 --> 00:54:26,904 What? 1239 00:54:26,909 --> 00:54:28,206 If we don't come to an accommodation, 1240 00:54:28,210 --> 00:54:30,706 we get outflanked, and we lose the ATN dollar machine 1241 00:54:30,711 --> 00:54:33,878 when we need cash to fight Tech. Right? And buy Gojo. 1242 00:54:33,883 --> 00:54:36,044 Shiv wants her way, I want my way, 1243 00:54:36,049 --> 00:54:37,780 Connor wants his way, so that's even. 1244 00:54:37,785 --> 00:54:41,185 It's not even! My opinion counts for more! 1245 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:43,254 No... It does! It just fucking does! 1246 00:54:43,258 --> 00:54:44,786 Okay? I know this. I know! 1247 00:54:44,791 --> 00:54:47,357 People hate him. They fucking hate this guy! 1248 00:54:47,362 --> 00:54:49,195 You have to look at the climate. 1249 00:54:50,664 --> 00:54:54,164 Climate said I was going down. 1250 00:54:54,168 --> 00:54:57,836 Climate said I should just step aside. 1251 00:55:01,142 --> 00:55:02,341 I guess... 1252 00:55:03,511 --> 00:55:05,211 I'm a climate denier. 1253 00:55:07,015 --> 00:55:09,646 Uh? I'm sorry, this is how it happens? 1254 00:55:09,650 --> 00:55:11,048 - Good night. - Dad? 1255 00:55:11,052 --> 00:55:14,153 Dad! Come on! He's just... He's fucking dangerous! 1256 00:55:16,490 --> 00:55:18,390 Definitely fucking. 1257 00:55:19,393 --> 00:55:21,527 Looks like your polling was off again, Shiv. 1258 00:55:29,036 --> 00:55:30,235 Let's go. 1259 00:55:41,281 --> 00:55:43,212 So, I saw you. 1260 00:55:43,216 --> 00:55:45,482 Looked like you were having a whale of a time 1261 00:55:45,486 --> 00:55:47,884 flying on the wings of white power. 1262 00:55:47,888 --> 00:55:51,020 Yeah, yeah. I was, uh, commandeered. 1263 00:55:51,024 --> 00:55:52,488 Did it feel good... 1264 00:55:52,492 --> 00:55:54,924 as the fascists hoisted you aloft 1265 00:55:54,928 --> 00:55:56,492 like the Stanley Cup? 1266 00:55:56,496 --> 00:55:57,526 So... 1267 00:55:57,530 --> 00:55:59,862 Mencken's gonna take the weekend straw poll, 1268 00:55:59,866 --> 00:56:02,465 and Petkus has confirmed he's backing. 1269 00:56:02,469 --> 00:56:03,666 Good. 1270 00:56:03,670 --> 00:56:06,269 Sunday show pushed him this morning. 1271 00:56:06,273 --> 00:56:09,272 Let's see if this horse can run. 1272 00:56:09,276 --> 00:56:11,374 ... couldn't quite... 1273 00:56:11,378 --> 00:56:12,608 ... seal the deal. 1274 00:56:12,612 --> 00:56:13,977 And here I was thinking that... 1275 00:56:13,981 --> 00:56:16,645 you were gonna be the man to put my dad in prison. 1276 00:56:16,649 --> 00:56:18,649 - Right. - Siobhan! 1277 00:56:19,419 --> 00:56:20,616 Speak of the devil. 1278 00:56:20,620 --> 00:56:22,585 You take care. Good to see you. 1279 00:56:22,589 --> 00:56:24,019 We're doing photos. 1280 00:56:24,023 --> 00:56:26,323 - Family photo. - Uh... With him? 1281 00:56:26,792 --> 00:56:28,656 No. No. 1282 00:56:28,660 --> 00:56:30,160 We're all in it. Let's go. 1283 00:56:31,497 --> 00:56:33,227 You've got enough people in the shot. 1284 00:56:33,232 --> 00:56:34,298 I'm good. 1285 00:56:37,303 --> 00:56:38,969 Get in the photo, please. 1286 00:56:43,842 --> 00:56:48,112 Siobhan, are you part of this family or not? 1287 00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:53,848 Not standing next to him. 1288 00:56:53,852 --> 00:56:55,852 I'll be in the photo but not right by him. 1289 00:56:58,390 --> 00:56:59,656 You win, Pinkie. 1290 00:57:00,492 --> 00:57:01,558 You win. 1291 00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:05,595 You did good this weekend, son. 1292 00:57:06,931 --> 00:57:08,228 Next to the congressman. 1293 00:57:08,233 --> 00:57:09,864 - Mr. Mencken. - Roman. 1294 00:57:09,868 --> 00:57:11,332 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 1295 00:57:17,609 --> 00:57:21,409 Okay, everybody, just be casual. Relax. Smile. 1296 00:57:21,413 --> 00:57:23,443 Little chin down, Mr. Men... Congressman. 1297 00:57:23,447 --> 00:57:25,579 And one, two, three. 1298 00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:28,114 Great! Great. Perfect. 1299 00:57:28,118 --> 00:57:29,783 - Thank you. Super. - Good. 1300 00:57:29,787 --> 00:57:31,186 Great. Okay. 1301 00:57:31,756 --> 00:57:33,086 Um... 1302 00:57:33,090 --> 00:57:34,788 Thank you. Should we get... 1303 00:57:34,792 --> 00:57:37,524 Should we get a couple of just... Um... 1304 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:47,500 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 94299